320: The Power! The Power! The Power!
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it's not brain science its rocket
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surgery this is Frankenstein islands
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have to be confused with doctor Frank
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it's done Frankenstein's monster it's
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not a Frankenstein's monsters island its
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Frankenstein's island the incomparable
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number 320 October 2016 the power the
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power the power you see Frankenstein was
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on a three-hour to my god no no it's
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it's not even Frankenstein's island it's
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just Frankenstein Frankenstein island it
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is your island died at some point which
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brought back to life
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hmm i was actually called Frankenstein
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island before but what's her name ever
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actually moved there it's just a really
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weird noises it's it's nominative
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determinism welcome back to the
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uncomfortable we're doing our thing
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where we watched a terrible movie and
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this time we're watching a terrible
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movie that i selected because this is a
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movie that I've seen many many times it
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is one of my favorite if not my favorite
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bad movie it's 1981 Frankenstein island
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directed by Jerry Warren screenplay by
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the greatest shakalaka tour I think that
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might be Jerry Warren 2i and starring
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nobody except john carradine cameron
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mitchell and it is amazing so joining me
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to talk about one of my very favorite
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terrible movies are these fine people
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all of whom I have committed a crime
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against now because I had them watch
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Frankenstein island Monty Ashley hello
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Jason nice movie you picked Steve what's
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thanks for joining us bill sorry Jason I
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thought my microphone was on but i
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forgot to turn on the power the power
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the power power don't know
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here's somebody who's a power who hasn't
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been programmed we didn't know any
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single wire it's a it's tony similar van
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Helsing but I don't like my married name
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or something nonsensical about that
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don't worry about it
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brian hamilton also apparently watch
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this movie I'm so sorry Brian I must
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nice piece updated from time to time now
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thanks Jason you're welcome haha Oh
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David Laura I can't believe you used
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no I think you got the wrong movie i got
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the organic and glen III apologize for
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Michael and Fleischmann you know i like
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to call this movie fan tas the island
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but a lot of parts of it there there's a
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moment uh somewhere in the in the middle
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of Frankenstein island where it's not
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even early on where it's just all ladies
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in a leopard-skin bikinis that my wife
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who watch this with me said because
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because I we've been married more than
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20 years and I've never subjected her to
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Frankenstein island until now how about
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that i mean that it's over it's all over
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now I'm she says this is so terrible and
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i said i gotta-i gotta admit I think
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this is the best part I think it gets
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much worse and weirder from here and
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then we we kept watching she's like oh
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you're right that was actually the
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golden days because of how many days it
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makes sense of people in leopard skin
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print bikinis dancing and shaking their
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butts but the rest of it not so my lord
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not so much for that part and it was the
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most erotic thing as in many bad movies
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the use of erotic imagery is so lacking
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that your kind of disappointed w like at
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least it's got the girls in bikinis and
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I had a lot of questions but where did
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they get the bikinis are there leopards
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on this island there's a separate cell
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my notes there's a lot of questions
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about the ecology of frankincense island
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because apparently there is leopards a
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lot of leopards well apparently only
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leopards because everything anymore they
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were hunted to extinction by lady who's
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also naked ladies
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they've got coconuts to serve drinks
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they've got drinking coconut selectors
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were all in the alien planet the aliens
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had leopards they killed them all but
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they left the fabric and I wish there
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were more shots of a meeting that was
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the best part of the coconuts come from
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the story of the naked ladies hunting
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the Leopards to extinction is a far more
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interesting movie baby-making half-alien
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ladies on underwear efforts
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yeah okay so uh I I'm gonna let me let
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me summarize the plot as we go i got
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healthy got me when we do i I've seen
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I've seen this movie so many times I
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could tell you by heart probably you
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have it backwards and forwards bad but
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it makes more sense backwards maybe
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somebody else should summarize the block
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test you might be in 2d Jason Jason
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you helped tag look it wasn't like this
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when I was in Philadelphia all my arm my
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arm hurts station try to work the hand
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Jason working we're gonna figure can get
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a better back another doctor
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that's the power that paralyzes the r-mo
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know a psychic and inspires every man
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around to reach for your arm and hold it
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while women leopard skin bikini just
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walk away not carrying on all about your
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agony not a little girls they weren't in
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this scene they just realized so Frank's
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island starts with uh no i want lengthy
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crab egomaniac credit sequence all
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featuring hot air balloons so it starts
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with hickson balloons theater
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yeah i'm skipping the balloon hot air
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balloons we spent a long time with hot
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air balloons they are there RCB truckers
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in balloons apparently having a
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conversation explaining the plot of the
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movie which is that there was a bad
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storm and those with that those guys got
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caught up in it and they're either on it
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over it or under it
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now I got twisted 100 degrees Jason I
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got it down and let the ocean the most
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effective rescue vehicle is definitely a
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hot air balloon yeah no I understand why
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these guys are there during the hot
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balloon hot air balloon talking to other
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hot air balloon segment that I wasn't
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fully following their conversation
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bought ramifications yeah either and I
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thought about going back and watching
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no and I didn't know maybe that maybe
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the rest of the movie is my fault
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because this way before you get the plot
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i want to point one thing out though
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yes important was this movie actually
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made an ICD 10 or 12 made long before
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and then he released it later because
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this is the best yeah rendition of a
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movie from like 20 years before oh I
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don't the fact that it's sean color film
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alone i think it's very definitely a
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movie that was made in the seventies or
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I essentially the early eighties are
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felt like the seventies too so I i think
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it's probably was shot in 79 80
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something like that it's not a bottle an
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artist suggest a late seventies yeah
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yeah that's pretty well as by 1981 case
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I didn't think you could make movies
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like this in 1981
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amazing i love the balloons because we
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never got any close-ups of anyone who
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might be talking it was just
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nope started children lunes absolutely
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there's a great shot where they where
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they start with the ocean and pan up to
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a balloon you like are we done with the
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balloons now know there's more balloons
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you look at me sad the balloons one way
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but then there was one paper bag but I
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waited the whole movie to find out where
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did they shoot this was it New Mexico or
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Arizona and maja and southern california
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and some caves come back here and the
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cave was in Arizona that he was in
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tucson arizona apparently right but it's
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it's definitely for an island
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it has a very suspiciously Southern
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California climate and you know what
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you're in for when they didn't even
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bother with a single insert shot to show
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somebody looking at standing and some
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sort of a basket to indicate that there
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were no balloon it's just stock footage
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yeah we couldn't be bothered I don't
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even think its stock footage I think
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it's just the director happened to go to
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the hot air festival a couple years
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earlier was like where this gets my guys
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yeah you go yeah yeah I got some stock
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footage i can use all right so here's a
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shot of the ocean now I've set the place
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so the video we learned that these guys
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have had a balloon crash and that the
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end there are all the credits and then
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we finally get to begin our movie where
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our foreign for heroes / main characters
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are washed ashore on their inflatable
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raft they the raft is already fairly
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high up on the beach and yet they seem
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to just be getting out of it i don't
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know how it got there should also be
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noted that there 100-percent drivers
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quite falling into the oj and I'll
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sailing in on around having a having a
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balloon accident yes it is important to
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note that the raft that they've got
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that's a pretty great looking it is
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incredibly substantial solid draft that
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they throw away immediately and then
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spend the rest of the movie station we
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should really want it
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while they're holding the rafters yeah
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some logs and trying to find some dry
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wood maybe we could build maybe we can
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go to rally leaving on a perfectly
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functional right yeah it's clearly still
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inflated that he throws down disgustedly
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as it is stupid rapid saved my life
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it sickened me it's a single-use raft
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they never explain the fact that maybe
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the raft is damaged somehow but even if
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it was you know it's easier to get the
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dry wood tape get some freakin tape and
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fix it I'll never even say that nope no
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and now that raft is perfectly good it's
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completely inflated guys I think you're
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overlooking the amount of wilderness
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survival skills that this movie teaches
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you you can only use a raft once ya
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itself every single use rest it's
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totally serious rap
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yep i didn't even bother to modestly
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deflate the raft just been a hair to
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make it look like something was wrong
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with the radio seamless wilderness
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survival tip number two don't overexert
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yourself trying to deeply a raft that's
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why did they inflate it they were didn't
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use it in the movie
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somebody had to blow that thing up just
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for that you're gonna see where they
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stand on me on high up on the sand as if
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they've just gotten out of it yeah
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wilderness survival tip 3 you're allowed
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to burn my raft but you can't get it wet
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yeah that's that maybe that maybe they
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had to return it to the store so they
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didn't want to get it didn't want to get
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Steve you overlooked a very important
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for part of the storyline I did which is
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Melvin the dog pees on the seaweed at
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one point does to see that isn't waiting
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for let's be significant I was where you
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know anyway it's it's chickens p
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yeah it's indicated a significant by the
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soundtrack which goes where my work well
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when he gets on the senior always
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yeah I love them all yyyy you know for
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dorks in a dog wash away wash up outta
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I'm not a dog person but Melvin delivers
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one of the best performances
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it's gonna open is the best of the best
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actual job in the Soviet far
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Elvis one of the three characters i can
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named Melvin is committed these other
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people just sleepwalking Melvin studied
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with Lee Strasberg so you know second
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only to the Iguana we see later just
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like a komodo dragon that is that is cut
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we cut away to up like a giant iguana or
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a komodo dragon or something that is
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also stock footage and it's like hello
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everybody i'm also in this movie but I'm
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not you'll never see me again but he's
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there to lend a little air of excitement
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we meet our character so so our
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characters are Dino who has a stylish
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kerchief tied around his neck for the
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entire movie night him the most
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really oh yeah there's Paul Hadley but
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we call him doc doc Adly who is dr. he
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and he's a doctor and has a mustache no
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discernible medical skills
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no well he's not that kind of thing on
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medical doctor I think I think you
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always have to look at a hand and say
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you'll be okay it's a page an honorary
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uh there's mark although I never
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remember his name and I just can i
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just--can beauty
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yeah he will do pretty exactly good
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you're with me don't its B's yeah i know
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my friend said island do you even
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Frankenstein island and there's Curt or
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Curtis whoo-hoo we all I know is the
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curly-haired guy who pretends to be a
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preacher on the beach because it's wacky
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hijinks time and says you are center you
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are a sinner and then we wonder if he's
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the worst enemy and hurts the word
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yesterday because literally they just
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washed up on the beach after surviving a
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balloon rack and he's like this is time
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for my comedy routine and to introduce
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myself to the viewers of the movie
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because you have a necro chief if he
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doesn't he's not the worst
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no Marty Barrett is the worst
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interesting ok for another story these
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four characters Fred Velma Daphne and
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Shaggy because this is more or less what
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that means but military Melvin
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that's great heart you broke the code
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oh man big well done Steve well done you
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can work out for yourself which witch is
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which but my thinking is a doc is
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definitely Freddie's the threat of the
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yeah Velma is Mark he's got a lot on the
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ball you know it's tough because the
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Ascot might indicate Daphne but i don't
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think so i think he's more of the shaggy
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because he spent
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more time with Melvin yeah but but the
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comedy guy the hijinks guy that's very
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shank ya don't know I think he's more of
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so as bull where to point out in the
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chat room that makes you scrappy Steve
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well I like to think so are you young
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and hungry as well i was thinking that I
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don't think you can call it in an ascot
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because it really is more like a
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handkerchief thats been tied around his
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now it's almost like it's pasted there
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it doesn't move neckerchief it is a
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neckerchief that's it was red hold of
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its twists just a little i know bmd know
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but alas so they go up they leave the
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beach because they weren't on the beach
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very long time they only got a couple
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scenes down on the beach and they throw
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relay that has an hour they throw the
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raft away because they're hoping they
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can build around infuriating it doesn't
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fit in the cave they can bring with them
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and they enter a cave and they begin
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their there they're an important track
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in land into Frankenstein island while
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in the cave there's a cutaway of a snake
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again we won't see that snake again but
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it's nice that there's a snake mytouch
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eight years you might it's possible
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there are snakes in this movie it's like
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watching survivor where there will be an
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insurer shot of an animal that you're
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meant to believe could be on the same
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continent as are here
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no you merry gentlemen you have our
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first tyler durden style john carradine
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yes there's a blinking appearance of
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john carradine who is who is his head
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appears kind of floating in the cave
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momentarily and also a cutaway to a
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mysterious blinkin box that is it is
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probably totally important for later
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I thought that was the pain box wasn't
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the pain broadcasting box at its honour
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which ad kit we see that box again later
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but this so you get the sense that ever
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happening here yes in a different place
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just turn up later in a different place
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yet polished by a creepy-looking man and
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yes exactly get there later
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so they leave a cave and now they are in
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the deep inland in California basically
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the cave the cave was beautifully let's
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just remember as other pitch-black this
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dark flashlight there no torches they
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don't matches and it was beautifully lit
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as they walk through this cave sounds
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yeah no one gave any thought about the
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lighting in this movie
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exactly yes there's a scene where
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they're just standing underneath the
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tree there's bright light near them
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everyone's kind of half and shadow yeah
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now it's actually made uh ok so now that
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now they're out in in the inland of the
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island which definitely is a dry inland
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California sort of location there's
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plenty of wood for a raft here they did
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they exclaim thank goodness that trees
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are brilliant at this point has never
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said the word aloud buoyant Bowie and
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brilliant really I really pronounce the
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hell out of that one reminds one of them
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of Philadelphia and as he says
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Philadelphia because his our clutches
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his right forearm as a video game sound
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effect appears in the background be we
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so I'm going to say this was the moment
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when I would I was locked in
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I was like you know a lot yeah that was
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it a lot of bad movies waste waste your
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time there's there's a lot of filler but
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this is like no we have a crazy
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telepathic pain ray now there's going to
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be amazon's like we're not wasting time
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we don't have time for this now this is
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Frankenstein's island i think i use
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either a secret robot or he was being
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converted into being a robot interesting
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some beam i did also suspect secret but
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it turns out what he likes just a doctor
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was just a telepathic thing that if you
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say out loud the name of a location on
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the outside world is your arm is
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paralyzed apathy like telepathy
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telepathy would affect your head
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this is like telepathy yeah it's out
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loud it's only to speak it aloud Giorgio
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tulip yeah there's many there's
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microphones and then the pain raise
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happened the power paralyzes the arm how
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we got to the woman tied between up
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format and discover a girl shape and its
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strong between two trees indeed their
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entire down the road concerned about her
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there's other disturbed by it but they
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make no effort to help her
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I think they're more disturbed by the
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skeletons hanging out around her there
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are was called away to a skull delhi and
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is unclear if it's anywhere near them or
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not but there is one in a series of
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cutaways Monty said kinda like survivor
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where it's completely unconnected to
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anything but there's apparently a skull
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uh somewhere that's not even a good fake
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skull its a rubber mask that you would
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wear to look like a skeleton Monty what
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this movie lacks in quality of skulls it
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in quantity of school before the same
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skull place and over and over this and
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13 skulls but they're in every every
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shot time to move the camera somebody
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had to move the skulls over there what
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you really want one of those fancy for
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school movies go somewhere else is
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reconciling that does not stop Dino like
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an hour later from noticing one of the
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skulls and jumping slightly less room to
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the first time he's noticed a fright you
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okay but this is where we meet uh there
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are a lot of white as i wrote down white
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girls and leopard skin bikinis appear
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they are the natives of Frankenstein is
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now we get to the real point is milk
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we're very uninterested they they seem
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so lackadaisical you wonder if they're
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drugged or mute and then they speak
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English perfectly
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yes you are pretty asian seem unclear as
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though they are drugged or mute
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yeah but also like they were extremely
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fair skinned and have relatively well
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fashion hair for people who seem to live
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in huts it's true i'm not going to point
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out all the logical inconsistencies
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principal well i'm going to adjust their
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base once this next scene bother me
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deeply because they're preparing meat we
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don't know where they got the beat me
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from the Leopards then Melvin writing
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when you sell the meat do you mean the
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heavy top half only sponge bath they
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give to africa haha that yes they do rub
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down two guys two of the guys i have
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taken shirts off it's still in there
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khakis and they're being rubbed down by
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the girls after after being told you're
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pretty you're pretty come with us which
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is not wish fulfillment at all
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Monty did you have some very specific
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reality checks that you wanted to
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perform right now
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yes the girls that decide how terrified
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they are of stuff
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yes half the time they're completely
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casual what happened over there
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yeah they capture us sometimes for
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scientific experiments yeah it's fine or
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and that guy screaming in pain in his
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arm whatever let's go over here
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sometimes they're completely terrified
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from everything that happens in there
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screaming in terror but these are girls
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that somehow skin leopard with their
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and where did all these girls come from
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Monte what you don't see is that there's
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joann's fabric about my dog ? come back
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to the dog they got a pot full of meat
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they got a pot for me and there's no
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it's a oh my god are they cooking the
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dog might actually be a horror film I
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thought easy it's not a horror film
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really but it's not isn't it isn't it
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isn't it but I do strip I'm like oh
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thank i would note that says oh thank
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god there's the dog because i was like
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out came back and he has been actually
[TS]
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an animal roasting on a spit and then
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immediately Dino is searching for Melvin
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and that yeah it's like I think Dina was
[TS]
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worried that it might be Melvin to but
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it's fine Melvin is fine
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this is the first time television is a
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real scandal the second sign because
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he'd pee on that seaweed early on when
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he gets into all sorts of trouble and
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you have always disappearing and Dino
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spends half the movie just looking for
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melting from holland for it's true
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in addition to run the the scene where
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they rub down the shirtless guys in but
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they're still in there khakis and almost
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rather they roasted the dogs also
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apparent apparently unconnected seen
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that they shot somewhere else where
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there's a one of the girls is doing a
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dance with a snake to which the guys say
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that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen
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dance is a strong word yes you
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undulation like a snake dance like a
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little buddies and I want to do a quick
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poll of uncomfortable people
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ok weirdest thing you've ever seen lady
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dancing kind of weirdly with snake or
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hammock made of woman
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ya gotta admit its way to its not order
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soon before your garter snake yeah yeah
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all right just checking it really
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restores fantastic dance of some sort
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while the menfolk feast and drink from
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coconuts and ogle disconcertingly and
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this goes on for like logs hours okay
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very more question is what what is it
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about the presence of Frankenstein that
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inspires but parties to break out
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because we had a long is a concern is it
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that is that the presence of Frank
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centers at the presence of the nineteen
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sixties and seventies i think i think
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it's a little yeah he's coming from
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column a little from column B I think
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the first one was in the fifties one of
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the nicest uh one of the nicest things
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wanna be the artful choices the jury
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warn the director makes in Frankenstein
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island is extremely long sections where
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nobody says anything or does anything
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yes that's as close as we can get to the
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movie not being on there's a lot of
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there's a lot of silent interlocking
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dialogue is use parsley and for specific
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effect I i know it's it's sort of like a
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little it's a little bit of the the
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french new wave and a little bit of
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roger corman mm I appreciate that and a
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little bit high school science project
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there's a moment later in the movie
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where they say oh where are you located
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oh and not far from here and then they
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continue to walk for about five minutes
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i thought okay i thought not long from
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here was just a device but no they're
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warming up for showing us the entire
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walk to that place and it was
[TS]
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infuriating to actually have that
[TS]
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written in the script when they could've
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just shown it to us because they did
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that's how films were not that that's
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not how this works and there's an awful
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lot of people just tiptoeing around in
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fields in this movie which which is I
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think that really reinforces the
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scooby-doo field for me it did not
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reinforce the island feel for me because
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we see an awful lot of landscape in the
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background that we do yes yeah it's a
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very I don't really like a vineyard on
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the hills in the background Derek
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savages house somewhere back there
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yeah yeah they drink out of coconut cups
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which again makes us ask the question
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where the coconut trees for that it's a
[TS]
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very Gilligan's Island kind of thing
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that killed all the the jaguars leopards
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and I did not speak out because I was
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not a leper yeah and then all i could
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only get the coconut and then they had
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to use coconuts they killed all the
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coconut trees and you didn't have to be
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yeah I said nothing because i'm doing
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coconut water is a-coming anyone is
[TS]
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going ahead and gave me amnesia is
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actually a prop store around the hill
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its they're working on the snakes and
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tarantulas and i bet you guys are still
[TS]
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not gonna say anything
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I mean I know this movie is cheaply made
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but the plastic bottle pouring that did
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get to me that in the middle of all the
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other stuff that isn't just openly on a
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plastic bottle they're filling the
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coconuts from ya know i watched your may
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have something here because we are
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treated to several scenes of them sort
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of waving their hands and making the
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snakes and spiders crawl around towards
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that actually writers injectors you a
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I think he means spider stock footage
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there's at least one realized fighter in
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yes ladies holding a snake personally I
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don't like spiders Orson and we are
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treated here 21 that a close-up on the
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one of the dancers but interspersed with
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shots of a coiled snake gradually
[TS]
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stretching out default length which I
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find surprising in this little got to be
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Fellini and then the snakes links up and
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dance stops so dr. Smith
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xin and demands at the dance stop so I
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don't know what I power he has over the
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women but later on the movie there's a
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woman who is like practicing her DJ
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skills over to tarantulas and they're
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dancing around with her so I don't know
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what power they have over the animals or
[TS]
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what power the animals have over them
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it's very confusing it doesn't make much
[TS]
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sense the bongo drum dance complete uh
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we we hear a reference to somebody else
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mentions Kansas City all my arm the
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power the Carolinas my arm we start to
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learn that must be the mentioning of
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American cities because the arm thing
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that happened I so what happens next day
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walk a lot there are a lot more there's
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much more walking we see some shots we
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get some interspersed shots of skulls or
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I or or candles in the shape of a skull
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I thought that some of them were looking
[TS]
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more like school candles and we gotta
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kind of a shot of a spider again stock
[TS]
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footage of spiders just to make it a
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little uh a little uh more threatening
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but now we get to the real heart of the
[TS]
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the drama Frankenstein island the real
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mystery meat if you will
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one of the girls is uh is there is a
[TS]
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kidnap attempt on one of the girls by a
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guy a guy down worker talking burglar
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it's a guy with blue jeans you can see
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his underpants and he's wearing a
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longshoreman tag and he tries to take
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her but he's run off its Tony Clifton
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it's andy kaufman you know alter egos
[TS]
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when clifton trying to get this we went
[TS]
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to his old man Jenkins and he would have
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gotten away with the new haven for those
[TS]
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meddling kids just not very intimidating
[TS]
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missing the best part that seen as well
[TS]
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when they come by he's hiding behind the
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tree the same direction they're coming
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in they would have seen with him
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yeah and then after he runs off she's
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like no don't chase him chase him he's
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10 feet away and crawling and curl yeah
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still in the shot i love you can see his
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tighty-whities riding up on his on his
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doesn't that held up surprisingly well
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for 17 year old underwear and uh I'm
[TS]
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impressed by the by the the line of
[TS]
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dialogue here one of the girl says oh
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that's i read he's always attempting to
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take one of us he tries this often but
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he's programmed to weaken ok these
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programs wheel of course
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yes of course he's programmed weekend
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why wouldn't you programmed him to
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weekend when he kidnaps people can't
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they were reason this is very confused
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so casual about being regularly rated
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for scientific certainty is this is
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where the movie gets extremely confusing
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and have you like only there were say
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too crusty pirates to show up and really
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shining light on things
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just remember you're getting close to my
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favorite character yes so okay so with
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their part of a ship's crew normal until
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being experimented on and this is the
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point where we meet the greatest
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character in Frankenstein and his name
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is Jack oh I was so where you going to
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say the other hand is no no no there's
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also mr. beauty but he's name is Jack oh
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he he drinks a lot of romney is always
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drunk and all he does is laugh love this
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haha ah you so happy
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oh man I can't be mad at him he's
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breaking the room every time I know he
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is trapped in Frankenstein's island and
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he has found a way yes I'd like a lot of
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yeah I think there's a lot we can learn
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from him this was the moment when I got
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the mannose hands of fate five going on
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to where I was like this is a guy's the
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closest the Manus character we have the
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old guy seems like a like an aged Torgo
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because he's got the stick
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yeah he walks like he's got a load in
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his pants just like torgo's now this guy
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has more energy than all of mannose put
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together does this was through it so my
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um I have to admit my one of my text
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message tones on my phone for the last
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10 years has been Jocko laughing because
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it's just the best
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it's the best you mocked me for jumping
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g9o it's so aggressive to how this is
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also a sweet we their 50 sir what would
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somebody say there's a couple of aged
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pirates think I can't crusty yes rusty
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pliers accurate this is also where we
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see the we we learned that the girls are
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really deep into witchcraft and also
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smoking out of sculpt a skull bong which
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we says clearly a skull ball
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yeah they're not only just brought yeah
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I enjoy all of the scenes with the
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Amazons in their camp
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are always said that night uh-huh which
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allows us to show the passage of time
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but also is clearly like the campsite is
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really crappy and we can only show that
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night haha securing most of it and we
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only had all the girls for the one night
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so yeah we had to shoot at all that
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night sight with the fronds stapled on
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loosely on the outside of the wood
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street we also learned at this point
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that there are many more of the
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longshoremen guys with the black beanies
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and the and the jeans around and they
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all look like somebody I think I spot
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tom petty Stanley turns up at one huh
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father Guido Sarducci is there like
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three times tables are swifty Lazar is
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the one that I like four or if you like
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a kind of misshapen Larry but bud melman
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but he looks more like swifty Lazar if
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yeah the glad that big giant glasses and
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the bigs cheeks and he's bald but yeah
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these are all the mushy face the
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preferred yes the threats to the
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preferred terminology for these guys
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these are the lackeys of Frankenstein
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island the the long term and lackeys of
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Frankenstein island that goon is but
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they have no blood you see they have no
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blood yet because you can just cut them
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in half with machine-gun that's in
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strangely specifically way if this were
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a Gilbert and Sullivan musical would end
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with all the long term and marry all of
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the girls because I know
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wouldn't that be great no it would not
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be terrible oh I want to see the GoPro
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in Sullivan version now they're deep
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into witchcraft so because they're
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smoking from the skull bong their deep
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into which clap craft at one of them
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comments that really throws your travel
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plans in Reverse
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I don't know what that means and they
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and they realize and now why the power
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hits them when you say someplace that's
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not here and to do 22 demonstrated they
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they trick is it Kurt into saying you
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know it's tina tina you know into saying
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about that football game he played me so
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yeah against miami on the arm goes again
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the cheapest special effect in the whole
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movie because all you have to do is one
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of your actors has to go all be armed
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and that's it that's the whole thing
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aww sound effect but now they've worked
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it out they don't have to gather around
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and hold his arm while he screwed so
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there's a little path gotten over that
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now also they're just laughing at you
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know because they made him say Miami and
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nobody like to do you know
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no not really it's nicely scarf it's
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off-putting very off-putting it is
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so I'm so the beardy guy
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it talks to them and and says we have no
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secrets in fact it's quite the opposite
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whatever that means what's the opposite
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of that I don't know jack Oh laughs a
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we see another longshoremen Lackey
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there's a cutaway again to that box with
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the blinking light for no apparent
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reason they're told they can't they're
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not allowed to go into the main house on
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the island yet so they're very very very
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slowly walk through the night across the
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island to a place where we're Jocko and
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the beardy guy apparently live there's a
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jail cell there they brought food that
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they don't believe is edible
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even though they ate the meat the
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Amazons gave them Rattlers line with the
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guys were at the doc says oh it's
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it's a problem it's probably fine
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whatever and then they leave her this
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dot insulted they walk away
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he's already given up wearing now year
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three of lost where we know there are
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scientific experiments on the island and
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we've been told somebody over here can
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explain it but you can't talk to you can
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talk to them yet
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that's right that's right whatever that
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komodo dragon and season one minute
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about that thing in awhile how was weird
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that was weird but hey there's a new
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character now it's a a an old sailor who
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is now laying in a cell and it's played
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by cameron mitchell one of the Allied
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airmen well-known actors who is in this
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film and he is he's playing clay Jason
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who is a he was a captain of a schooner
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shipwrecked on the island long ago and
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he's completely batty he's convinced
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that Edgar Allan Poe wrote his poems
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about himself and his dear wife Lenore
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who was lost in the in the ocean waves
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while also what we meet him there is a
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cut-away to a skeleton with a with a
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knife in its I that it's unclear where
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that is or if it's in the same movie
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that shot is yes just like the TV and it
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because that's disturbing
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did they did they bring one on the ship
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with them then you just keep like a
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prisoner around just need one for some
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reason i think was on the island they
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found it on you know all of the sea the
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Leopards wore it I don't know I just I
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appreciate the design of
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shed that's like it's built like a zoo
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cage where instead of just having said
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that we lock him in its a shed that you
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can go in that has like a full like you
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know wall of bars ya know the rest of
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the shed is made of wood that perfectly
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would be a lot easier for American
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out-of-the-box seems like a fairly
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simple to overcome the crusty old pirate
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that comes in and sticks and well she is
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I mean he is being drained of blood so
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survival tip number three hold on to all
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your blood don't give to any pirates he
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must be very old if he thinks the pole
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basis stories on him while he said
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something about how it's like I think he
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knew somehow it's it's phrased in a kind
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of insane way like like Poe was
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prefiguring the life of clay Jason
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although you do wonder if perhaps he's
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been there for hundreds of years and
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it's this magical mystical time portal
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island again the lost parallels very
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strong but I think he's just a nut job
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at this point this jason reminds me of
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our Jason and I imagine that's how he
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edits are episodes i like that camera
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Mitchell chose to tell us so much about
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his about his character just by spitting
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throughout the entire seat we learn more
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about Jason then we learn about any of
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our protagonist it's true jason has a
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back story the other part of the other
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guys just showed off its true well being
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of a dino has that cool neckerchief so
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what do you want a backstory that is an
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average of all the way back stories that
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he had to choose to be a guy with a
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neckerchief created by an exigency had
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to choose the right one here to put it
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on here to choose to go it and have fun
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ballooning and he had to survive balloon
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Christ that's actually donating a
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fashion story with a backstory
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I I respect your reading of frankincense
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island but that's not what what I what I
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have in my headcanon is what is the
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neckerchief hiding ah it's is his head
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is actually stitched onto his neck or by
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dr. giant vampire wounds it is now all
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right think about it think about bolts
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he made it I think we can assume based
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on camera Mitchell's backstory that the
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island goons also came about ashore with
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him in the ship that could be that could
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be they are all dressed as longshoremen
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so I sort of figured there the crew
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they're all from from the frigate he
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seems slightly more modern dress than
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him he seemed a longshoreman on the
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it's just me and he says are under sure
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you don't miss your crew identically all
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the way down the glasses that is just
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confused and confusing there they're
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sensitive to light money that's why they
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were the sunglasses also because we
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could only afford one pair of terrible
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contact lenses for their weird eyes so
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that they have to wear the sunglasses
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the rest of the time to cover that
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anyway we're giving away from the
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important parts of the plot clays play
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jason says they can't take it
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they keep taking my blood I give them
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corpuscles enough to fill a frigate i
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believe the line is mr. beard he comes
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in 22 with a big hypodermic needle that
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will see repeatedly because they only
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have the one to take more to give him
[TS]
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give him drugs or to take more blood who
[TS]
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knows he claims that it's to sedate him
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that it appears that the crusty old
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pirate sticks the needle directly into
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the top of camera Mitchell's head yes
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and powerful way to city is where all
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the blood is Steve that's where the
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blood that resides there heads
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yeah he spends most of his time had
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blood on screen doing a handstand just
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me you lose many percent of your blood
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through your head with your entire staff
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data is accurate but it doesn't matter
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because the good news everyone
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your request has been granted you get to
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go up to the big house and meet the
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proprietor Frankenstein island smash cut
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to proprietor Frankenstein islands it is
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one of the most amazing characters in
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Sheila Frankenstein yes that's right
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Sheila Frankenstein
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great-great-granddaughter of dr.
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Frankenstein she is a lady we're dressed
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all in black wearing a bright white wig
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it's a wave of use it some ways it is
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it's a Jason is it one week later we
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it's two weeks it may be multiple wendys
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way to me on the back of her neck is a
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regular wake me in the top of the 242
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things that have nothing in common
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it's a Frankenstein mullet business in
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the front party in the back and I ask a
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question the actress in this role she's
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spoken to other human beings before
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she's no evidence of that in the text i
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would tell you I don't chance hammer and
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I i was confused about that
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yeah I i prefer a literal reading of
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frankincense island she has a hard time
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well that's because you're dialing stuff
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I'm Sheila Frankenstein but actually
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it's van Helsing I don't like my married
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name and your left to guess which is
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which I just prefer my married name yeah
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►
what are you talking which married name
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I van helsings her married name because
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she is the descendant of Frankenstein
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what she goes my pregnant cousin
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business going on we don't know why
[TS]
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bring up the van Helsing part that just
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tell me what made you want me to call
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why do you point out that we're making
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another reference to a classic monster
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yeah they're vampires later not really
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but there's meat van Helsing later
[TS]
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so this actress by the way it and I use
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the term loosely because she is really
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not very good at any dialogue at all is
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actually had a career as a continuity
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coordinator for animated TV series and
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seems to have worked in animation for 10
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or 15 years but this was one of her rare
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acting roles she also appeared by the
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way in bikini summer and the wild world
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of that woman also directly Jerry Warren
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ah and that's that's an mst3k number is
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but it also seemed director Jerry worn
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so she'll Frankenstein she is something
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she her dialogue is mysterious she
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explains a little bit about her
[TS]
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backstory she married van Helsing
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apparently her great-grandfather's dr.
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Frankenstein he invented the power that
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paralyzes the arm
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ah now we know that's John Carradine
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that's who we've got a glimpse of we see
[TS]
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a picture of him
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it's john carradine is dr. Frankenstein
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she says my husband channels him and so
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from from beyond the grave dr.
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Frankenstein still controls this island
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and in fact beauty says at this point
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being dead is no problem in fact it's
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just the opposite
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he's really in opposites really officer
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stopped and I also i just i I you know
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it did I found this little confusing
[TS]
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►
because it seemed like if anybody sees
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your channel dr. Frankenstein wouldn't
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be his descendant and not the husband of
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his descendants well dr. van Helsing was
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the assistant to Frankenstein is 200
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►
ok so the assistant has magic powers but
[TS]
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that has nothing to do have a tight bond
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that connects them across the across the
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►
it's like having Igor help you yeah okay
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►
it's great that we know who came up with
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the arm paralyzing thing it but
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everybody is why you would want to do
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that that's left is it exercise for the
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well it's obviously let me tell you
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clad amazon's would you not want them to
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have full use of their right arm I
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didn't think so i don't know what that
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means it just reminds me of that time
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back in back in Seattle nah they just
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don't want you do the thinking of cities
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in the United States while you're using
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your right arm for some real people kept
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talking about cities while they're
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trying to do science is like that does
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it I'm shutting this down that's it and
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stop saying Miami or going to be a bit
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of a detour from my important research
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but it's I have to so she wants me to
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the break is impressed by r4 belounis I
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don't know why and says you could even
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not you you seem to have good genes you
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can impregnate the girls interesting
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what but the lackeys but who get in the
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way at one point she's gotta get out of
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my way to move aside you that she says
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they're programmed to be perfect guards
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we've made elaborate changes to them
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they have no bloodstream they have to be
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cut in half with a machine gun but they
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also their eyes are sensitive to light
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and then she takes the moniteur of their
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lab so its own except exposition islands
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so are they are the guards the worst
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zombies you guys have ever seen in a
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yes yes yeah it's just checking if there
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was a war zombie because that would be
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that would be impressive
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well compare their barely zombies but
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they are theirs on the ass they're
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clearly like they're clearly we know
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these would be zombies if we have the
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budget for them instead there guys it
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has yes I was kind of this point that
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the front sharma cabinet blue jean
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factory and less fabric because i was
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actually the the goal of all this
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because they have so many no blue jeans
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and leopard print fabrics available the
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longshoremen sweater is the blue jeans
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and a little cat stocking practice like
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a clothing manufacturer island yeah
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that's a switch hitter glasses
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yeah I also turn out the video you
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really do they do right because they're
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sensitive delight if come on larger so
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she could take them on a tour of the lab
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dots very impressed he says I it is the
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it is like a stereotypical bad movie
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science fiction lab
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it's got its got those uh it's got those
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uh those Jacobs ladders
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it's got like four Jacobs ladders
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everywhere you look there's a it's got
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its got beakers with colored water in
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them like on a start helping styling
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through tubes that it's got Spencer's
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gifts lightning machines it it yeah it's
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gotten under this mannequin leaning
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against the wall which you have Ryan it
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has a brain where your answer gets them
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from he goes to Frankenstein let him who
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it's got a meaningless chart on the wall
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our best researchers haven't even
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dreamed of this it's a land it's been
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like turns out a landing site for an
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advanced civilization so I guess aliens
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were involved somehow
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it's crazy that it took aliens to come
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up with the idea of painting a metal
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lunchbox pink and mailing into a table
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where it could spin freely it's more of
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an ammo box than a lunch box but yes it
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is it is that's one of the machines it
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meant to be levitating because it is
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no i don't think so i think it's just
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spinning as mins diagonally in an
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interesting way the spinning ammo box
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it's a it's just a feature of
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Frankenstein island we meet
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oh and the brain I again I brain in a
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Tupperware or on a lunch tray depending
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on how you want to describe it but
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there's AP these or at least the top
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half of a brain is there because you
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know you just not trying something
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looking pretty much looks more like a
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pro has sort of a jello brain
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yeah it looks like somebody made a a
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jello mold brain and only fill that
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halfway up and it's ready milk and a
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little before they got it out under the
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glass if it was fake you look more like
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a brain i think what they do is get an
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actual sheep's brain and the thing to
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maintain it so just kind of flopped down
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like oh my god maybe it's Melvin's brain
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oh no the smartest character in the
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movie is dead he's okay
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Melvin's okay i think um so we finally
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meet dr. van Helsing he's very old is
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200 years old can be only one and then
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some extremely strange things happen
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like icing the actor decided to he said
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I will only do this role if I computer
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in bed the whole time right
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there's a great gun time here also i
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demand a still picture of john carradine
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on the bedside table John Carradine just
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wanted to be an entirely different sets
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the same actually it's the same to me
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and john kennedy made in the ice pirates
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where he's in bed the entire movie in
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this also yes there's a picture of dr.
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Frankenstein john carradine on here on a
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table on in his hospital bed
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facing out toward the camera so nobody
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else in the scene can see it but the
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camera can see it so we can see it isn't
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that thoughtful of them to face it out
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we have to know what dr. Frankenstein
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looks like so you'll have some clue
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what's going on when he appears yeah
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this is visual next position now it all
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makes sense to me i look forward to
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having a clue what something means so
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here we go there we see that we see the
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Jacobs ladders then suddenly there are
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weird video game sounds and I'm not
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kidding they're totally video game sound
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lab assistant Brian Eno comes in john
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carradine appears and we get the first
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of our wonderful dialogue which is OD
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disciples of the golden thread i have
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the 12 lines for the 12 lines in the
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golden thread i have the power the power
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the power power power power power power
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power the power shall be yours
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oh you you shall have the power the Pope
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Jason if I wasn't paying super close
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attention during that scene would it be
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possible for John Kerry to his lines
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yeah that I can catch up yes he will he
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it's on them slightly and changes them a
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little bit the next time Kyle see john
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carradine being given direction and
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looking at a director as part of the
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returned to see that we can we can do it
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may it may be the girls are dancing
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around we see the girls outside the
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dancing with the flames carrying appears
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he shall have the power again the power
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the power the power and then one of the
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two most fascinating and bizarre things
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in this in this movie that we see the
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lackeys they had they mix some potions
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the long-term lackeys they mix emotions
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of colored colored water so far speakers
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they take our land a secret cause of
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light a plastic halloween pitchfork
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yes from the drugstore from the Great
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God must be the tag video game sounds
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are playing during all of this we see a
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pit that picture of dr. Frankenstein a
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skull is superimposed on john carradine
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space flames appear in a ring around it
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and all all again all the while doobies
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yogi listeners I'm gonna tell you this
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scene is not in the TV at it if this
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point in Frankenstein's island and you
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do not have this scene stopped because
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if you're doing Frankenstein's island
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the wrong way that was why why you even
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yeah you know turn off your toes and
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that sounds really strange but would
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really be strange as if that that
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picture of john carradine was taped to
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the back of a Buddha statue for some
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writers you're really crazy it is to it
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is taped to the back of a Buddhist and
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we see the back of Buddhas head
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oh my god that are crazy and the flame
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this is where are you came up with a new
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name for the film which was plan 9 from
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outer Frankenstein work kind of
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encapsulate the key the carradine you
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know not being actually in the movie the
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whole bit to sort of hit that gel to
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that point is this where one of the
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bikini girls turns out to be able to
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yes the firedance he has yeah somebody
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had a scale music and I hesitate to call
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it that over this scene and a few of the
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other scenes is so videogame asked that
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i spent like 20 minutes just trying to
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figure out if it was from a game that i
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recall because it literally sounds like
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something straight out of pac-man which
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was nineteen eighty-one but it's not but
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I feel like somewhere they believe that
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some public domain video que somebody
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had a kid's synthesizer and actually
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or a computer i had actually had a
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computer at that period of time that
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could produce tones like that so
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something about a cheap computer and
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programmed it to make weird tones this
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is the sound of somebody trying to make
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three collect call
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maybe it's because it feels like this is
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like the there are these two 10-second
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moments because there's one later where
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I feel like there's another movie
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another deeply weird movie trying to get
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out of Frankenstein island and just not
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being able to it's like it tries it's
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like a forget it i give you some just
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like just like our protagonist the movie
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is stuck in Frankenstein i see i say it
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is kind of a hallmark of Jerry wardens
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mm okay I've been mesmerised by this
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gift for the past two minutes straight
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I can't look away did we skip over the
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sports have no doubt and we're gonna
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take a tour and of the gardens it's
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daytime again now for some reason a
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passage of time and and it says all you
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like sports you what you want some
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we go to sports that right over that all
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over there haha ah and what is going to
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leave everybody what what sports do we
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find Tommy acid with each other walking
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the GI circling each other many for I
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appreciate several things at ma it's
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early ma it's not really you know it's
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like the ultimate ultimate not fighting
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League there's a naked dude marinating
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well yeah that's always going to keep
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him in bham yeah is that some sort of
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weird like side bet thing that's going
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on the naked dude in the tub or is that
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completely unrelated to the goon rather
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than anything it's not really a
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reoccurring part of the story that is
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never results MMA means mixed martial
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arts that means all martial arts at once
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this has no martial arts MMA so okay na
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the longshoremen RR brawling by not
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fighting just circling each other and
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that is sports on Frankenstein island
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folks I like in this scene that set
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during the day how cheap everything
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really looks really sells it like like
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the sheds that have the leaves like
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staple to them to make them more like
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huts and it's like that's just a shed
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like that really I appreciate that i
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also appreciate that Curtis who is my
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least favorite chooses the moment when
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he is surrounded by zombies and is
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literally watching zombies fight to ask
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Jacko like let's deal with the loss but
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all this is the best line in the entire
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movie so yes there they're fighting it's
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a spectacle and this is when the dude
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says hey Jacko how'd you lose the eye
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and Jaco who's who's facing away from us
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so we can't see what's under his eye
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patch lift his eye patch for the guy for
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Curt and says how do i lose me I this is
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all they left of it neighbor which does
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not answer the question
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it is not though is actually actually
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opened quite a few new because it was an
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effective technique I was like that is
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actually film technique in which we're
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imagine we have to imagine what's worse
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they're so what a pro dude check out on
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the nose with Jocko is yeah and and
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again now we have more depth on Jacko to
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go with our depth on clay Jason as
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backstory of like somebody took most of
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his eye and that was all they left of it
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and apparently he's a neighbor or
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neighborly in some way I don't really
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works but yeah there's a bit of I left
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in their supper or something yeah season
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when you did the jungle a few minutes
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ago I got to wondering it's jacko's last
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Oh possibly it could be juggling his
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yeah yeah his grandson which is back in
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Southern California and unified theory
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that's good that's good
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yeah you will see where they had the
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butt party federal figures into how that
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connects somebody out there I'm sure
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somebody out there in comfortable
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listing land will make a chart like a
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skeletal related shirt that charts how
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all the movies conecto kind of dances
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like he's in a block party
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Melvin we see Melvin here Melvin dog
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he's still alive elephant's alive
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this is the part where our protagonist
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split up for nonsensical reasons and
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with no clear plan right right right so
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dogs gonna it's very Scooby dogs Doc's
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gonna hang out with Sheila Frankenstein
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Dino is talking to his girlfriend
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they're like they're like bonding he's
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got this kind of girl that he's sweet on
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from the from the bikini leopard tribe
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so they're they're kind of bonding but
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the doc is intrigued by this amazing
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totally advanced science lab that he
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wants to know more about and so he's
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he's he's getting information from from
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Sheila Frankenstein about about dr.
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Frankenstein and the the longshoremen
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are bringing in boxes we get a great cut
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away here where there is a shirtless
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asian man whose injecting a mannequin in
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its I yeah that was great
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may not also be in Tony's version i
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don't know that was in there okay with
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me I can't unsee how was your day
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volition yes you don't agree that was
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yellow minute things with like this is
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gonna build towards something and it's
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like no that is well into doing is
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actually disturbing actually maybe cool
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we do see him later that something bad
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happens to that man later
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he's the final its next Kurt during the
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flight right here with me is a yeah he
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Steve's Steve's favorite zombie we get
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it we gotta cut away to the spinning
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ammo box again so that's happening it's
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it still not impressive i think this
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time you can see the guy crouch down
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underneath the to counter reading that
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yeah a dowel yeah the Dalits really
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diminishes it had drank was bad come on
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he's down there Dowling now we never did
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we get a lot of information about all
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about what's happening with dr.
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Frankenstein he's sending power from the
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other realm it isn't just the power he's
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sending power from the other side back
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here that's what that's where the power
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is coming from not not just any power
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the power the power so the power here
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the power the power she'll explain you
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may have you may have heard of the
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famous Frankenstein's monster well
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unfortunately the monster my never
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developed although its strength never
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ceased so we had to chain him to the
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reef down in the grotto and and we know
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that they've seen saw something down in
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the pool form down in the cave where the
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other guys are seeing that and and john
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carradine appears again know the policy
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shall be given i should bring you the
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power the power shall be given to you he
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says john carradine says like eight
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different eight different words but uh
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he says I'm over and over again and then
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something else strange happens he
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appears and then some of the
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longshoremen electrocute they have a
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trident and they'll like electrocute one
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of the other longshoremen and he gets
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like Fang teach it's in fact yes these
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are the plastic Dracula teeth you get at
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the drugstore right next to the pitch
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for you you can directly see they're
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still connected in the back
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yeah there they have the same like that
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one trip to the 99 cent store if those
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were thing back then yeah that scene is
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not in the TV edit because it was
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disturbing smash cut to 15 seconds of a
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yeah maybe that part was cut out of the
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movie and millions people actually got
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it would be hypnotized yappy just a
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safety precaution
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strangely enough that's the last thing I
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remember the movie i just woke up a few
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hours later we get for my favorite lines
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which is when the protagonist all
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deciding what to do the bossy one I
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can't remember any of their names says
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kind of rope that supports the roof of
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that Hut yes because they're going to
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build with gonna show me your moves now
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it doesn't that's not how roadworks they
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are going to build the thing they
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delegate you're going to make the alien
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bikini babes build their raft for them
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and they just loaf around the hole that
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i really want to see that hot and see
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how rope is supporting its roof
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I mean whoa whoa Monty we're gonna show
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you how its next you want to see a raft
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that we built like where does this
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entire tip number five
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yeah he's always never played Dungeons
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and Dragons Monta you know what rope is
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good for next I want a good shot of that
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building they keep going to instead of
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the dead tree in the foreground yeah
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just what I kept thinking they were
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looking at every time they were there
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yeah money if playing dnd has taught me
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anything it's that rope is a magical
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snake that is your friend does whatever
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you want and I hate you
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yeah noted they go back and visit camera
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initially the movie here this is I know
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it really hasn't been that together
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until now but this is where the movie
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really starts to just break apart into a
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series of disconnected and they revisit
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Cameron Mitchell they're walking around
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the beardy guy check catches them and
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Sheila Frankenstein runs into Dino and
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chastises him they confront the doc who
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says I'm talking about life you hear me
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life they get these they kidnap a girl
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to use as a test subject the order of
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these scenes is just kind of meaningless
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did I miss when van Helsing is ranting
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and he sounds like Jewish grandpa he
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morphed into a billy crystal therefore
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hot guys I the hole 0 and the thing is
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although yeah yeah I made a note that I
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rarely say this but instead of john
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kerry and they should have gotten
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criswell haha very good the future
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you're totally the future and great if
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oh this is an important scene for later
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Melvin gets the Dino's girlfriends
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pendant Dino's girlfriend is very sad
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that her friend was kidnapped by the
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lackeys this would be a great time to
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make a try to advance your relationship
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with her that that's that's that's how
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amazon's like it I like it when they're
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doing their friend has been abducted and
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probably murdered that is when they like
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being hit on is what i understand
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there's no time for that Tony because we
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gotta cut to a scene where beardy Jocko
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and a goat or talking i like that scene
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because it hasn't
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it is a goat there two drunks and a goat
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and yet this is a very moral or later
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the drunks one go-to don't dress one
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goat movie was slightly different when I
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saw the box goat
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well they then Jacko has a has a big
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laughs and says you know you've got to
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take that to the or no its beauty says
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you you you I have to take this to the
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the the house instead of and it's like
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instead of having it for dinner haha oh
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yes Jack oh it's funny but again twice
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an hour until the autopsy they've got to
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put the involving powder on the guy who
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is in the aluminum tub the body it's in
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the water and the aluminum tub which are
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reinforcing what a big plot point that
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oh yeah it's gonna be major sometimes we
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every time he reaches into that can i'm
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expecting cocaine but it's just throws
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into the thing okay that's my baby with
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whatever i'm bob is however had so much
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cocaine on the say that this is just
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like this they can throw it in the
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little tube with the the bathtub with
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the guys that have been here this is the
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extras so of things are moving fast now
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back in the lab that girl who was
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kidnapped she's dead she's uh she died
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oh and they wish we could have saved her
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yeah he's one of them a time convincing
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yeah I'm convincing yeah it's a shame we
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know there's one way you could have
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saved her and maybe just not draining
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all of her blood yeah what is an option
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that you have a think these purple
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bikini girls do you think they did that
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hammock girl just by actually tying her
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wrists and ankles to the trees let your
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dangle therefore the shot don't think
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though because that'll be really painful
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it did that there was any support they
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cut her down look it's everything Monty
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Monty that was part of the initiation
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which was an important key point that
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was totally revisited later season I had
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initiation once in toledo really part of
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an initiation that's how you got onto
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this film there were no equity your
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representatives on this test so there's
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more nonsense in with within Helsing
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though there's a lackey 1 german guy the
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guy who looks like you later bud melman
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swifty Lazar polishing some boxes
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including one of those blinking blinking
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box we saw earlier is in a stack of box
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blinking boxes that he's polishing very
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carefully which is weird he's wearing
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half sunglasses from forever 21 we get
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seven minutes of scenes of him with his
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mouth open just staring gansta clatters
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on for so long I he sells me on what a
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zombie would look like when he seeing
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someone reanimated that I thought that
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was that was a solid zombie performance
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Sheila instructs them to turn on the
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secondary coil and then we see the
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spinning ammo box again this is like a
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bad extra coil and an extra Jacob's
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Ladder that's basically being turned on
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to increase the voltage or something but
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this is the point where one else gets
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very angry because I they have think
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that they don't need that Gotye they
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send Jocko and beardy away with the
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goats like we don't need any more goats
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but dr. going more adventure dr. Sheila
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Frankenstein are very proud that van
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Helsing is feeling better because of his
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blood transfusion and they gave him some
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animal blood and he gets very angry sick
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animal blood and you gave me animal
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blood and she said but I thought and he
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says you thought you're a woman you
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can't if they had read my journals you
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would know we tried this years before we
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were born and it almost killed me
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he's got 200 years of journals he's mad
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they haven't memorized that well
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survival tip don't use and good blood
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it's a replacement for your own blood he
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should have said like don't whatever you
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do know and I'm blood but instead he's
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just you totally read all my journals
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right right Sheila right to a pill that
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no they didn't need that kills no no
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they killed other goods know there's
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other goods that deco they sent back
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there is no we don't need that go we got
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all the goat blood we need you can send
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out a way to go back to the chef yeah
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actually looking Jacqueline drunkenly
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wrangle a goat are actually was beardy
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that had to wrangle to go was just to
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keep him occupied there really is no
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reason to make him go out and get it now
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now they want to send a message to that
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go they looked they brought into the lab
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and said look at them this is what you
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yeah we're encouraging lasota the goats
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I'm be extinct soon on this island yeah
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that go ahead kids it's boo boo but I
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was not a goat so I didn't have to be
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cows so John Carradine appears and this
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is one of his better uh appearances he
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uh he declares many things here
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what sort of think Jason he says Oh
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disciples in between the lines oh ye of
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the golden thread he shall have its
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power its power its paw our rocket power
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yeah it's the golden thread the 12 lines
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how the strength to lower the strength
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of the power and the strength of our the
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power know the power of what seemed like
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a laundry detergent commercial you have
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the power the power to remove stains
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from loading oh the golden thread is
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stained but the power may remove the
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stain from the golden thread sweetie the
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watch as I must get out of lines of tied
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on this the power competition
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this may be a bad time to ask this
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question but what is what is the intent
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of Frankenstein and van Helsing is there
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actually something I missed or did the
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director and writer simply miss
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expressing there's nothing actually you
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mean like what motives but what
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motivates the characters well they're
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they're continuing what's the outcome i
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think they're continuing their their
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experiments i think that's the idea is
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that the scientific experiments on the
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island are continuing and they're trying
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to I forget whether they're trying to
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bridge the gap to the afterlife or
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whether they're just creating new life
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or something like that it's science it's
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science stuff just increasing human
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achievement is there's also a hatch and
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they have to like change in numbers and
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yeah something like that and now a movie
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a little bear you see Glenn nearly all
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men can stand adversity but if you want
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to test a man's character give him power
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from the power of the power I was a
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little of frightened by the signs but
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then i remembered sciences never
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frightened sciences we are writing we
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learned a lot from these films I jaco is
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singing drunkenly I enjoyed that seen a
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lot choco just does things for a little
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while for no reason
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jaco what other reason do you need I was
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yeah that's exactly right John Kerry
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reappears I give the power of this
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thread you shall have what we wish show
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they'll cameron mitchell is no longer in
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his cell because they're taking his
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blood 24 bond Helsing the body that
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we've been putting in body in bombing
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powered powder on every couple of hours
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sits up he's done and what I'm in the
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oven one of the girls screams he's a
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he's got a moustache and a ponytail
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which would make me scream if I if that
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guy set up this is an important point it
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establishes that one amazon is jittery
[TS]
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and screams she doesn't mind being
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kidnapped for scientific experiments but
[TS]
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oh my god dude taking about if we will
[TS]
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never see that guy again that is the end
[TS]
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of that story arc right there so i hope
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you enjoy this jet embalming powder guy
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in an aluminum tub number three that's a
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rabbit its wrapper tub guy
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good job guy I just can't go over there
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to pick up your check
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I'm kidding there's no chance haha get
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the back of the pickup truck to be going
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back to civilization
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my buddies are on a quest to get machine
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guns they know there must be machine
[TS]
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guns out there because Sheila
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Frankenstein was strangely specific in
[TS]
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saying that the only way to handle the
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zombie lackeys is to cut them in half
[TS]
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with machine guns right down the middle
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which seems like a real logical leap to
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me but they have decided they are
[TS]
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totally gonna look for machine guns and
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then they try to explain to the girls in
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the leopard skin bikinis what a machine
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gun is by saying it's about this long
[TS]
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shoot bullets in my baby has not heard
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of a machine gun
[TS]
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Curtis is just completely flabbergasted
[TS]
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by that I think that there's a lot you
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can say about this part of the movie i
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mean i feel like i'm nothing that would
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be less daring would insist that there
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be some kind of discussion of a plan or
[TS]
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what the current motivation of the
[TS]
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protagonist is but like know these guys
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are just they're you know they're not
[TS]
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going to have a conversation this is
[TS]
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gonna wander into danger with from
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unclear what they're trying to do or
[TS]
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accomplish their plan was to get a
[TS]
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machine gun man and cut across and cut
[TS]
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uh zombie lackeys in half that's their
[TS]
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plan a real go-getters you know what
[TS]
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they wanted to tell starters
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yeah and obviously then perhaps they'll
[TS]
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make a will take those half of zombies
[TS]
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and left them together and make a raft
[TS]
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who's that they might I thought this
[TS]
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point wasn't the raft finished that we
[TS]
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know that they finished the raft and
[TS]
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then they go down to say hey let's go on
[TS]
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and beauty dude says not now come back
[TS]
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tomorrow and then all this other crap
[TS]
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together they get mad and they get mad
[TS]
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doc because he's basically in any way in
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with with Sheila Frankenstein at this
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point mhm and there and there about to
[TS]
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there about to confront him once they
[TS]
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get the machine gun and then they they
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begin their assault on the and stuff
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happens off-screen here that we never
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get to see but they begin the assault on
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the house that I and well I don't know I
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kind of would like to see means amies
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get cut in half with the a Gatling gun
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from the Civil War but it doesn't happen
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yeah that's called the economics of
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storytelling you probably also would
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want to see people actually break down a
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I mean what do you want to see that
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where do you want to see Frank inside
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because you don't have a choice you're
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gonna see Frankie Stein we can't afford
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to fire this thing
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yeah yeah so I so they do the girl the
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girlfriend of of Dino finds the dead
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girl who was kidnapped and drained her
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blood drained and she screams screams
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alert beardy who catches her
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oh man that's my favorite bit to what do
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you like that because beardy hugs her
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and then he turns to the camera and
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gives this unbelievable cheesy great
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yeah like I'm so not seen and i just i
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laughed a little bit that's pretty
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that's very also that's great that's not
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a good way to running itself integrity a
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stealth attack on on Frankenstein manner
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is to just scream when you see a dead
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body but that's what she does matter is
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again period he brings her in she could
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be the second transfusion because I of
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course uh Cameron Mitchell is already
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there giving his blood drained
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it's perfect because they built two
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different transfusion ramps in that set
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and so it's perfect that they could have
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a second character lay down on one
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it's as if that was all meant to be
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Cameron Mitchell recognizes her as his
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daughter plot twist don't need a plot
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before you can have it with a trip
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sometime you just can you say twist and
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then we'll edit that back area so it's
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just sit in it in a shocking twist how
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about that I allow it allows yes so
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she's his daughter turns out he hasn't
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been on the island for hundreds of years
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in fact it's probably more like 15 or 20
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because he recognizes his daughter who
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apparently he came ashore with and she
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was then raised by the
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tribe of the of the bikini ladies
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apparently she's the only non alien of
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them i guess or something
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yes so which means her blood is going to
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be ineffective in the in the transfusion
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i would think but it doesn't really
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matter he reveals that he says father
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he's her father who told you the story
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of the sea think child they slowed the
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heavy at this point very exciting moment
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the assault on the lab takes place where
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the door opens and very slowly
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our heroes lug in a giant machine gun
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and walk right in the room and set it
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down in the corner and and not say
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anything and i think that may be the
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worst shot in the entire movie because
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it's entirely unclear why they did that
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what their motivation is if the other
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characters don't know how to react and
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everything after that is especially
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convoluted because you don't know what's
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it's almost like if there had been one
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or two lines of dialogue we might have
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understood what was going to happen here
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they're hoping some zombies walking from
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the machine gun and then they will cut
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yeah i think that the EU gotta live in
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hope right you gotta live in hope and so
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here that's the plan but yeah it isn't
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completely shot it's a wide shot they
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nobody tries to stop them they've got
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this huge machine gun problem that they
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carry across the room and set it down
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I and nothing and again no dialogue no
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you know we're here to save you or
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anything and then make sure get up
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against the wall because you know we
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will try to in half with this machine
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gun that we've got I have a proposal to
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make this seem more exciting
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I don't think that's a prop I think
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that's an actual machine gun and I
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choose to believe it was loaded the
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whole time that works for me doesn't add
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to the drama of the scene but in the
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reality of the actors the only reason i
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disagree with You Monty is because
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there's obviously no emotion in the
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actors whatsoever so can agree with you
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well they've been shooting this movie
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for like 12 hours at this point so
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drained of all energy and blood just
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like the zombies that are very meekly
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trying to break down the door which it
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really just helps keep the kind of
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knocking loudly but this is the only
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time they actually felt like zombies to
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meet at the beginning of a zombie movie
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where they can't break through anything
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right yeah he's level ones all these
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Raymond alright what else happens here
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let's see the Gatling gun is brought in
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we there's a really prominent thing on
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the side of the wall that's a chart for
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the brainwave sink that I want to
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mention because that's just a great
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chart the brainwaves think it's going up
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bring week's ink really just get better
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and better man yeah our technology just
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improved by leaps and bounds the meter
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was just so hot you couldn't believe it
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there weren't able to get readings like
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that on their meter somewhere around
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here someone says please if he doesn't
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he'll die which does not actually
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uniquely described anybody like I'm not
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a two-hundred-year-old scientists
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assistant but I also i think need blood
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uh I mean if I medical establishment can
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yeah i mean i haven't met you Monty but
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you seem like you've got at least a
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little bit of blood you that you're
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relying heavily on that is to say okay
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what was like this all day today they
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tell us Rob signs monster off-screen
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they they say that they cut five of the
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long term and zombies 2 into 2 pieces
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with the machine gun but we don't see
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that part or hear it at least
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well no because the machine gun is
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jammed and they cut to a close up of the
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woman holding up the bullets to go into
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the machine gun and no wonder it's
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jammed the hand is in the way move your
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freedom and Zoning woman she didn't even
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know what its machine gun looked like
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until a few minutes but ever since like
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this long and shoots bullets were you
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talking about Sheila freaking slips out
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the back door she turns on all of the
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electrical things put in your contacts a
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really weird like grin on her face and
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put in the weird eye contacts and dr.
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Frankenstein appears and then he says
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like an incantation this is like Oh
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grant that he be freed free do you can
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be freed strength upon the name of the
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golden thread ye shall have strength and
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has written down jason i really hope you
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took some notes yeah although i could
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probably get out i was concerned that
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was a memory I could probably do it from
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memory to honestly I didn't write it
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down to it challenged right now in fact
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at one point in in a cave he has a
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moment where you can see that he sort of
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like mhm uh he like lyricist
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wrote a little bit span and they use
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that is fine why not
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and Frankenstein's monster appears yeah
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and we are treated to a montage of him
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trying to get the hell out of the case
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so it's in for a long time he he like is
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in the cave he's got to get out john
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carradine talk to him
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there's ok the second weird scene
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happens we're in this one second
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john carradine a it like looks around a
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sort of happy with himself that he's
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woken up some frankincense monster and
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then we see like a an image of Jupiter
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and some other planets and these hands
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are like making a little hand gesture
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like jazz hands and they're red and then
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your green and then there's a picture of
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an eye and a ring of flames around it
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all again with the video game sounds and
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Frankenstein appears and and wanders
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that's pretty standard stuff when you're
[TS]
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releasing the monster from the pool in
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the cave I mean I've always happens now
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that that Lagoon is a long way away but
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it wouldn't mean Frankenstein thankfully
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will be able to get across the island
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pretty quickly even though whenever we
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see Frankenstein he's really having
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trouble getting across was just waving
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his hands and very slowly moving but
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there's other things happening while we
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while we're watching his progress we're
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also we see they try to they try to do
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some tough love with doc who's been
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doped up by sheila Frankenstein they say
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you gotta you gotta snap out of it
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she'll Frankenstein offers to release
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their friends but then she just leaves
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the room at that point and turns on a
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bunch of things that make doc kind of
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crazy a little bit
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Jocko appears at this point and he waits
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a silent it's a fairly silence he wakes
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up he's kind of getting his life
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he cackles one last time and then goes
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to put the embalming powder on the guy
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who sat up earlier and is immediately
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strangled to death by Frankenstein he
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was passing by very quickly
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yeah Jason he died doing what he loved
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laughing and click the guy playing
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Frankenstein's monster is Frankenstein
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it up so hard in this movement yeah his
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elbows never bend his knees never been
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it's lurchers a lot of you know
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wow there's a lot of dropped plot
[TS]
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threads in frankincense island but i
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think the biggest failure of delivery is
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that Frankenstein this establishes this
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unstoppable force of nature and he is
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not as threatening when you put him in a
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seat with other people and I thought
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that was that yeah once he's in the lab
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there's a huge fight going on and he
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just stayed in the middle of it waving
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his hands back and forth never touching
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anybody until the guy like runs into his
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arms and yes he's the one guy the show
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trying to open up a mosh pit and it's
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oh it's basically GOG in this movement
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waves his arms around you actually have
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to put you on your back with your right
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arm in order to get yourself killed save
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that is unfair but accurate so we've
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reached the big the big fight scene
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there's a the the Frankenstein barges in
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on the on the lab the Gatling gun is
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jammed so Frankenstein begins to attack
[TS]
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he knocked over some stuff flips over a
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table real good there would be a
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fantastic gift of it and flipping a tail
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interested in an image object must die
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here is a fight with lackeys where for a
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very long time all we really see is like
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the feet of our heroes and the lackeys
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and they're like legs as they do a
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little dance as if they're fighting but
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we don't see a lot of it there is a wide
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shot there's a there's some there's some
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punches Kurt gets in some some cool like
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jiu-jitsu kicks that he learned down at
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the mall think there's a cave girl who
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watch it on Amazon who watches curtain
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to his karate kicks and then learns from
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which this has to be the worst way to
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learn how to do a karate campus and
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watching Kurt do it but she learns to do
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a critique it and like and mirrors it
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and then his karate kicking people yeah
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half-heartedly there's a deleted scene
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in the movie black dynamite my favorite
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comedies dynamite in which all of the
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former prostitute sex i think their
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current prostitutes start karate
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fighting in a banquet and they're just
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kind of moving their hands back and
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forth in purposely cheesy chopping
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motions and this somehow looks worse
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than that deliberately terrible fight
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now it's too it's terrible either the
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things I like in this but are the the
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shots of the legs going back and forth
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are hilarious because it's just like
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suffice it to say that they're
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struggling and we're not going to show
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any of it but my birthing it is what
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Frankenstein does because he's wandering
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around waving his arms he does
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beardy runs into him and he kills beardy
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that that is a thing that happens and
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then any truest measure of a low-budget
[TS]
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film he picks up a glass and hurls it
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against a wall smashing it very
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dramatically and then he knocks over the
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entire table that the class was on now
[TS]
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what's on that table plastic stuff
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because they could really only afford to
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break one item the rest of the stuff
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they need to need to return to the
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owners so he flips over that table and
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nothing breaks because it's all just
[TS]
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like plastic jugs and cups now my
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favorite part of the fight scene is that
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Melvin wanders he does wags his tail and
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then leighannsays what are you guys
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doing okay cool i'll be out here
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just water's out over and asked for a
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new generation that was great that is
[TS]
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legitimately great that Melvin comes in
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and we follow him around a little bit
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and then he goes back away best actor in
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the movie they say pin-to-pin
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longshoremen guy down on the on the
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blood board and there's something really
[TS]
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weird happened to a low Lackey has the
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the plastic halloween Trident pitchfork
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and and waves it over one of the Amazons
[TS]
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turning her into having those halloween
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fangs but that's okay because then they
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shoot her with a like disintegration gun
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and she glows and vanishes and then they
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shoot another any more of a
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disintegration cardboard do it is a to
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it is a tube and pop a little puff of a
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powder comes out of it and she
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disappears in the holster arrived in a
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couple of days before shootings and then
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another one they shoot they should
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another girl with that which is
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interesting because we've seen nothing
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of this disintegration weapon before but
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they've they've got out now
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now the asian man we saw earlier with a
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hypodermic needle in the mannequins I
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he's going to use Hyper needle to kill
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one of the one of the girls but he
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stopped by the girl who's the snake
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this appears to be shot in an entirely
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different location at a completely
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different time you make a mistake and a
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spider because that's what happens is
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she shows him her it her garter snake
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he's terrified he slowly lowers himself
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to the floor and she very clumsily puts
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a tarantula on here
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his chest and then lowers the snake down
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toward the tarantula
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suffice it to say we never see him again
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so that must have been fatal somehow
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that's how you kill someone yeah that's
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how it works snake and it's taking
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spider together a deadly combination
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I don't have any problem with that yeah
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Frankenstein knocks over a shelf and now
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Sheila Frankenstein is worried because
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the brain the brain in the tupperware is
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going to be destroyed but dr. van
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Helsing says it don't worry about it
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honey if the brain is damaged another
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one will activate in seconds of the
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bracket the backup brain was here and
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bring years ago just in case of this
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very eventualities at which point the
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brain kind of explodes in a puff of
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small hole before that when when he's
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explaining that in this is my second
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favorite were shot of the movie after
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the reading it running into the lab with
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machine-gun clumsily is he explains that
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expositional e2 Sheila Frankenstein and
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then we slowly pan over to show one
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amazon who overhears that was just
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ending is fixing it so that it can be
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repeated least explain it later that's
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right so she's overheard it it's true
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the brain explodes podcast is brought to
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you by back brain on fast unwanted on
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throttled bring backup you have a backup
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brain Frankenstein and the lackeys all
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collapse when the brain explodes and the
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girl who just overheard that statement
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says oh there's a backup brain it'll
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activate in minutes you must go now take
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the raft and go and bring back help
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was it clear again I saw the TV and it
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maybe it was hazy not because nobody was
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there any explanation for why the brain
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explodes they bumped it i think that was
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that there's fighting around it and it
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can fit and it exploded ok it's an
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expression room with like six Jacob's
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Ladder is going at all times okay things
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are going to explore yeah they should
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have put that brain like in a sturdy r
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pedestal high green that the just
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putting it under under glass is not
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probably was not probably the way to go
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so so they have to leave and so the girl
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explains this and then kisses Kurt which
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is not a relationship that they had
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built up throughout the movie at all so
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I guess ok ok here in a moment even even
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you know in the middle of a giant zombie
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prank inside fight even current looks
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like an attractive person how can you
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this corrects my question is not
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infringe easily send Jason that is
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that's the definition of fog before
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right there ok thanks crazy happen all
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mistakes were made you know wants to
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take his girlfriend with him but she
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can't leave because her she's learned
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that does jason jason has her own father
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so she has to stay and deals like okay
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and then they leave
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see babe smash cut city thanks for being
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my Island squeeze i'm out here chasing
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are you sure that smash but there might
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be like a really long extended scenes
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showing them getting on a raft perhaps
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to see the RAF know I've agency managers
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got to do something that might be san
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diego or something similar a port city
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it is a room and then my mother so
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there's an establishing shot of a port
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city and then we cut to is there
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yeah yeah there's a there's a step and
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sharper that and then we're in military
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office where a military man in khakis
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will call him the colonel is sitting
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he's been site he signed up to be into
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scenes this is a another character actor
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who was a bunch of TV and he said
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alright I'll Jerry war and i'll be in
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your movie i if I'm only into sickness
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and one of them is outside get off my
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lawn and then we'll burn the pictures
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sure this is the scene is great it's got
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a great typewriter sound effect going on
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through the entire scene which I thought
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I just really appreciated clackety clack
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clack clack the whole time and they try
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to prove to the to the colonel that it's
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real and he doesn't really believe
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they're ridiculous story but this is
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this is my favorite part he can't brush
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off the reality of that raft those long
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is long interval they're rooted in the
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oh wow and and there was a book in there
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were your door handle the rest
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it's so good it's see comfortable circle
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graphs graphs explain everything the
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craftsmanship of this raft is only
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explainable by Amazonian aliens I must
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see these Amazonian alien now had you
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for yahoo has arrived on my Shore into
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my base with some sort of inflatable
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raft I wouldn't have bought over a
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second but since it's made of logs and
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then introduction looks up because it's
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a lovely raft but what happened to the
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inflatable when I gave you
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mm it's a good question they have no
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answer that but but
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you know there's a reason as one of our
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hero says so much has happened to that
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the mind can't catalog it I i had that
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I know what they nobody rejects a pose
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can you imagine the colonel they're big
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they're literally having to explain the
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plot of Frankenstein I went to this man
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in order to get him to send a ship back
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to the island and they can't do it's a
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good thing they've got some logs to make
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up the story i'd seriously is naturally
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skeptical and then they poked this guy
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in a sweater and a beanie and fangs grew
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out of his face it was really weird the
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first time you went to the cave you saw
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what was it subliminal or no no no it
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was just long enough we could see it
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so why did that happen I will find out
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but you could just see the log do we
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tell you about the power of the
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paralyzes the army yeah yeah I don't
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believe how much this Miami 00 it
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doesn't work here you know this guy in
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the bathtub that popped up that just
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sounds crazy but these logs are tangible
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so cut smash cut again to back to the
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island are four guys and the colonel and
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a bunch of guys who are also parts of
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the military and i say that because
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they're wearing all of jackets and
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pajamas and pajamas and de facto
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military guys ever also point out that
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this the the road the the metal robot
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that they're getting out of is alway up
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on the beach and I don't believe they
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would all have fit in it but whatever
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its military training I i said on one on
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this lab I'm sure uh they they go into
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the island to go through the caves
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there's a very long amount of time where
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they want walking back along the beach
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and through the caves again it was a
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nice callback to the very beginning of
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the movie remember these memorable
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location yeah oh yeah they go back out
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there the girls hearts were gone are
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gone they were right there and now we
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see the reason that dead tree was in the
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shot in front of the house every time
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was so they could have a shot of it now
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where it's in the in the shot and
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there's no house behind Monty every
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single time I think the shot is of the
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triumph I know nothing its compact I'm
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saying that they did that was what he
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was trying to set up there but now
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there's no house there and and the and
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the colonel at this point is I can you
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guys all hallucinate this in spite of
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the fact that they're all looking at a
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very casual dead tree and there's and
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there's logs but with the logs and see
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you can't just walk away and the colonel
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says just walk away and he walks away
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no no that's that's actually that's a
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stage direction sir
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nevermind and they're very upset how
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could we have elucidated this meanwhile
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the the so-called soldiers and the
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colonel are leaving like are they
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leaving their own the island are they
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gonna go back with them it's unclear but
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they they're a very concerned how could
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we have gone through all this for grown
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men and hey Melvin and Melvin the dog
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appears to prove it was not all just a
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hallucination and he brings back with
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you and the medallion of Dino's
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girlfriend so it's not everyone sort of
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high-fives because this proves nothing
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no but they may have just imagined it
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imagined it all except for the medallion
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that they found when they were it's you
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know it's a little better still a better
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in England lost so oh well hot take this
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exam i just watched Frankenstein island
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I'm i may not be upright mind so but
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they're like oh well it turns out we
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didn't imagine it because this medallion
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totally proves everything really
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happened let's very slowly walk away and
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occasionally stop so that we can be in a
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wide shot of the whole valley where this
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movie was shot and that's the end of
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Frankenstein island folks what happened
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to Frankenstein tho have been Helsing
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what happened to Sheila Frankenstein
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where they going next
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you know who my Frankenstein will be
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no the director dies well but I mean the
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character will be back they couldn't
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quite kill the intellectual property
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m250 and they tried yeah thanks i will
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be back in any good friends so it's
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gonna be Frankenstein island to backup
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brain is water will be called and and
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Frankenstein's monster will be out and
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about and Shiites peninsula she can
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steal a Frankenstein will have get out
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her second best bottle of brandy do
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seems less than sad that his alien baby
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and has disappeared well so I felt bad
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for Dino because he's he's I mean I
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think they're all wearing the same
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wardrobe because they only have one
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change of clothes out the entire movie
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but his is the most conspicuously he's
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still wearing his Christian yea even
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after he's been rescued and then
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returned to the island yeah that's right
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he chooses to wear that haha i think
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it's like Linus and his security blanket
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that's his blankie from when he was
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living at me again
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ok so so this is Frankenstein island
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what did you all think I've been
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watching this movie every now and then
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since I was in high school
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tell me how you tell me how you feel now
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that you've seen Frankenstein island
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where does it hurt
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show me on the show me on the movie
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where you at where where to start this
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had worse drum circles than burning man
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you know what I there's so many little
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bits and pieces of this movie that
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filled me with delight and yet they were
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strung together by these interminable
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scenes of these for dorks tiptoeing
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through the shrub yeah through the brush
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walking very slowly through a dark cave
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I feel like this could have been an
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I don't want to use good bad but it you
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know just kind of a cheeseball fun movie
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to watch head they may be cut it down by
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like 20 minutes and remove some of the
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interminable loping around the island
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kind of stuff so perhaps you would you
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prefer that they follow this up with a
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prequel movie that's more just Jacko
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yeah I'm up for that choco choco tacos
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origin yeah how he lost the I there's no
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reason to believe that choco couldn't be
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back in a sequel
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oh yeah no he died one well-read recent
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it's no use character she was gently
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manhandled by Frank has done has not
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have very good control of his arms
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morally certain that choco is he's doing
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fine i think this movie was about
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bringing people back from the dead that
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somebody said something about that at
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some yeah that's true about Frankenstein
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and Jocko go up it's all your buddy
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yeah that they go to White Castle
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Frankenstein says rare and Jocko goes
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haha these two moves into the macarena
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and doesn't know what to do next
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yeah I you know I I wanted to
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to love the movie and I can understand
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why you do having seen it earlier in
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life but just there's so much tedium and
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I know but this is this is the thing
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Steve is is I I'm not I i absolutely i'm
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not making the case that this is the
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most fun bad movie to watch
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I think this is the worst badly i think
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there are things in it like you I think
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you you nailed it
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there are things in it that are
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amazingly terrible and funny and it is
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also so incompetently done that there
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are long stretches where you just wish
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for death and for me that is what a
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perfect bad movie should be your death
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and then reanimation i have we just have
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slightly different definitions of what
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makes something bad movie but I I
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understand where you're coming from
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again I don't think this is a good bad
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movie this is a this is this is a bad
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bad movie with good about
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mind-bogglingly good things in it
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occasionally and that's because they
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sprinkle on the imploding powder every
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couple of hours i think i think maybe I
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just need to watch it five or six more
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times for it to get its hooks into maybe
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really maybe the last third was worth
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the first no hour or so of bullcrap
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oh I don't know yeah that's probably
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have sprinkled pretty liberally
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throughout the entire run time I like a
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good lab with wood paneling
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oh yeah the lab and the neck wig I think
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probably eliminate this group
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yeah i mean any scene with the plastic
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pitchfork is okay in my book
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if the video game music is playing I'm
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fully on well yeah and and i'm a fan of
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random carradine his dialogue is
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fascinating he has he has one scene
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where he's just all its it's so it's so
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bizarre it's like Oh disciples of the
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twelve lines and children
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you shall be burnished and and your
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children shall be excoriated envy and he
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just goes on and on and it doesn't make
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I think he's ad-libbing yeah i think so
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I don't think that's very much his yes
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yeah i would give good odds that that
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was actually recorded for a completely
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different movie that actually had
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something to do with the power that's
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awesome would not be surprised it's
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possible that's not a he-man movie now
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that's never a favorite of the jury
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Warren's style is coming up
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things and mixing and matching and using
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footage from other things so that is
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totally possible so yeah any other
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thoughts about Frankenstein island it is
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a bet is a it as all great bad movies
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are I would say it is a it is
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incompetently made it's not like
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something like kool Kat save the kids
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were you have to ask if the person has
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ever actually seen a film Jerry
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warranted clearly seen films but still
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it is spectacular and competence and
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especially i would say its disregard for
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any internal logic like the script does
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not seem to care about anything they
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just throw everything in and add
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dialogue and they just it doesn't care
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it doesn't care if it makes sense i
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think i enjoyed it more more than Steve
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uh and i think this is a pretty good
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horrible movie it's uh it's not too long
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it moves pretty briskly just when i felt
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like i was maybe getting a little bored
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something entirely nonsensical happened
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i was back in and it turns out like
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that's what i'm looking for is insanity
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well its got that I'd like to give a
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shout-out to my favorite moment in
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Frank's island i think sums up
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everything there's a woman strapped down
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to the blood board at one point which is
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you know the thing that happened ok they
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strapped a woman down and her hands are
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so obviously not
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not even a little slider hands out of
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that strap at any point and she doesn't
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until one of the other guys comes over
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and freeze her at which point she just
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moved your hands out and it's your line
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and I guess they just do things because
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the script says so and no one questioned
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it and nobody knows how acting works he
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loses anything i loosen the straps
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slightly and then she goes oh now i can
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get my arms out and yeah you could
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before it's no she was just intimidated
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by sheila Frankenstein petrified when I
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don't know who that is that two weeks to
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really is that you don't even know
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no no initial name what's her married
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name is Frankenstein married games on
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housing that I don't really know i'm so
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confused by shields frankerz you and
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what's with the coupon za what did you
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get them why did she have it its she's
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classy that way it was it was on the
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schooner ah clay Jason Turner is a
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shifty left Frankenstein sounds like it
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should have been
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yahoo sirius's follow-up
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yeah it's a little like buffy the
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vampire slayer like Willie I know it's
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Frankenstein but this is Sheila
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Frankenstein so it's going to be fine
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it's not fine it's not nothing will ever
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all i have to say is a jaco is just
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remember Jocko keep in mind keep Jacko
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near your heart at all times because I'd
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like to believe there's always there's a
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cackling drunken eyepatch pirate guy
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inside all of us somewhere
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the joy find the joy in life find the
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joy like Jack oh here's what you do you
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take a clip of big bang theory or two
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and a half men and you replace all of
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the left track with choco still works
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Brian I think you mean haha what happens
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to me I you say this is all the left of
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his commitments in the first instance of
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pirate legal and last that will you do
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this film is neighbor pirate lingo what
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hey is now Jacko you lose the I so for
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people out there
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there it is available Frank stone island
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on DVD i would highly recommend you
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instead get the video on demand so you
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get the video and the rifftrax together
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from rifftrax it's good rifftrax it will
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help you through those moments when
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they're just walking without dialogue
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for very long stretches of time the
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jokes are pretty good as somebody who
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loved this terrible movie for 20 years
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and and actually when i interviewed joel
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hodgson tres blue about mst3k for my
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college newspaper I I i told them at the
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end of the interview you've got to do
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Frankenstein 14 mst3k and then whatever
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two decades pass and look what happened
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to rifftrax did it they did a really
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good job i was very happy with it so
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that would be a way to watch it or you
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could just go to the home depot by
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yourself a nice ball peen hammer and hit
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yourself right in the center of your
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forehead for about an hour and 35
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minutes back you'll see many of the same
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thing and you'll have a ball team and
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we're at the end and if you
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when you come to you or coherent while
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at a while at the home depot be sure to
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pick up these items involving powder a
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uh-huh hypno disc statue of Buddha and
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some tangible logs and some lungs that's
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a rope that holds that over there
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handsome bro let's go downfall of this
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film it was that at the end of it I
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looked down and I didn't have a
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ball-peen hammer so yeah I think that's
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a solid move ok i'm here to help so bad
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is what you're saying Steve mm the AIDS
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border who can we bring like I think
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maybe after i like it if I had watched
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it with with pal
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ha been far more entertaining because we
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could have filled in the interminable
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gaps with some wacky witnesses and I'll
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bring my DVD down when i visit you next
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and we'll just sit down likely thailand
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I feel like after watching the rifftrax
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which I did not do deliberately but i
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did not want to soil this podcast with
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me either reuse jokes i will probably
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feel much differently about the film so
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yes perhaps we should have it we should
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get back together
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yeah let's get back together and five no
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i'm talking about Frankenstein I was
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again how are you Lena I can I would
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ok I would like to thank my guests for
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discussing Frankenstein island with me i
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discovered the movie in the eighties
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it's true and it still holds up in the
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nineteen eighties hasn't lost a step
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thanks to my guest for for joining me on
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this journey to Frankenstein island
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Steve let's thank you very much
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oh no Jason i'll be thankful and you be
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very nice very nice Tony single I thank
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it was it was something yep it was
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indeed was praying Hamilton thank you i
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am ours the Great and the power the haha
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don't know how well Apollo
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the power the power power the power the
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power Glenn fleischmann thank you
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thanks friend goodnight everybody I
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David J Loren thank you i have only one
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thing to say to this film haha and Monty
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Ashley thank you very much in the
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framework of time how can that possibly
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be and I have been your host Jason Snell
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i was born in Oakland all work at Jason
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market that worked as the arm thank you
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for listening to write about pregnancy
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and we'll see you next time
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