Roderick on the Line

Ep. 202: "The Anchorman"


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00:00:28   hello hi John Boop sinuses are a wreck [TS]

00:00:41   what happened to your sinus you know [TS]

00:00:43   what happened to my sinuses are using [TS]

00:00:44   them for something that they're not [TS]

00:00:46   authorized for it depends who's doing [TS]

00:00:48   the authorizing the great mr robert [TS]

00:00:51   evans was saying was easy i'm just for [TS]

00:00:53   what their intended fishing this weekend [TS]

00:00:58   you bet your ass I was [TS]

00:00:59   yeah you traveled and then I was on far [TS]

00:01:01   too twice so I'm just you know thank my [TS]

00:01:05   lucky stars that so far huh [TS]

00:01:08   I'm not sick oh my god too far to banana [TS]

00:01:12   and two nights in a hotel [TS]

00:01:15   yeah I don't think always in witness [TS]

00:01:16   protection for a couple nights could [TS]

00:01:18   have been the work you did the type i [TS]

00:01:19   don't suppose you touch the TV remote [TS]

00:01:22   without a bag o is going good [TS]

00:01:30   I you know I feel like today is it is [TS]

00:01:31   one of those jam updates [TS]

00:01:33   oh yeah the whole way in it was just [TS]

00:01:35   everything was a jamup don't know I'm [TS]

00:01:38   sorry I you're early [TS]

00:01:39   well yeah but I mean it wasn't like none [TS]

00:01:42   of it was a terrible Jam up but i just [TS]

00:01:43   had that vibe of like everything is [TS]

00:01:46   going to be a channel i hate the gym I [TS]

00:01:48   know exactly what you're talking about [TS]

00:01:50   it's like you have an idea about how [TS]

00:01:52   this should go [TS]

00:01:53   mm and but-but-but-but like a great [TS]

00:01:56   u-haul truck existence has put a [TS]

00:01:59   governor on your life you're not allowed [TS]

00:02:01   to go quite at the propulsive velocity [TS]

00:02:04   that you need to make this thing go [TS]

00:02:06   mhm that's exactly right there it's [TS]

00:02:08   right isn't that kind of the feeling [TS]

00:02:09   it's like you're thinking like that you [TS]

00:02:10   know what I've gotten enough I've broken [TS]

00:02:13   inertia enough to get in motion and now [TS]

00:02:15   i just need to keep moving just keep [TS]

00:02:19   moving and that's I their jamup days [TS]

00:02:22   where I'm the jam up [TS]

00:02:23   I don't think that's the problem today [TS]

00:02:25   is that right yeah the gym up days where [TS]

00:02:27   I'm the jam up or like where my keys [TS]

00:02:29   where my classes what is going on [TS]

00:02:31   stub stub your toe let's get a spider in [TS]

00:02:34   your mouth [TS]

00:02:35   oh no we're like what the Bible [TS]

00:02:39   been awakened a like 10 minutes to get a [TS]

00:02:42   spider Mountain already stubbed my toe [TS]

00:02:45   what why am i bleeding why is there [TS]

00:02:47   blood on it should not let this really [TS]

00:02:48   this is a channel this is the jam up but [TS]

00:02:51   today was one of these jamup swear i'm [TS]

00:02:53   on a two-lane road or mm sorry for late [TS]

00:02:56   road two lanes in each direction the two [TS]

00:03:00   cars driving side-by-side 40 miles an [TS]

00:03:04   hour on a 45 mile an hour round thanks a [TS]

00:03:06   million Romulus and Remus and helps [TS]

00:03:08   anybody and everybody behind is trying [TS]

00:03:11   to pick which one of these people is [TS]

00:03:13   like the oblivious like dope [TS]

00:03:19   that's just driving that never look in [TS]

00:03:20   their rearview mirror and it's just [TS]

00:03:22   going to be going 40 miles an hour the [TS]

00:03:23   rest of the day no matter what which one [TS]

00:03:25   of these people is like the [TS]

00:03:28   inconsiderate but knowledgeable person [TS]

00:03:31   who's driving 40 miles an hour because [TS]

00:03:33   they're looking at their phone or [TS]

00:03:35   they've got you know and then there at [TS]

00:03:37   at some point they're going to become [TS]

00:03:39   aware and then potentially could speed [TS]

00:03:41   up or get out of the way you know [TS]

00:03:44   because one of them one of those people [TS]

00:03:46   this is an interesting thought [TS]

00:03:48   experiment because because one of those [TS]

00:03:50   people with this is a Heisenberg type [TS]

00:03:51   situation we don't know which it is but [TS]

00:03:53   for now we are in this experiment all we [TS]

00:03:55   know is that one of those people is a is [TS]

00:03:59   is is dangerous in a way in that they [TS]

00:04:03   are inept or they're being a little [TS]

00:04:06   ignorant but then eventually the [TS]

00:04:08   fullness of time will learn that one of [TS]

00:04:10   those people is a truly truly horrible [TS]

00:04:13   monster [TS]

00:04:13   mhm because they think they're helping [TS]

00:04:15   they think there's ice called plan [TS]

00:04:17   traffic cop that that's what's happening [TS]

00:04:20   in this situation and so you know [TS]

00:04:22   there's it stacks up right 56 people now [TS]

00:04:25   behind these two cars and every person [TS]

00:04:27   you can see them and i'm i'm hanging [TS]

00:04:29   back right because I'm like look I have [TS]

00:04:32   no dog in this race [TS]

00:04:34   uh-huh I'm just puttering along a fit if [TS]

00:04:36   I if I get to if I'm just going 40 all [TS]

00:04:39   the way into the office i'm still going [TS]

00:04:40   to be on time everything's fine so I'm [TS]

00:04:42   hanging back I'm looking and I'm scoping [TS]

00:04:45   around five or six cars pile up behind [TS]

00:04:47   this little 22 person cluster fucked [TS]

00:04:51   and they're so here's i'll give you all [TS]

00:04:54   the evidence [TS]

00:04:55   yeah because it's very confusing [TS]

00:04:57   evidence for for a group of drivers the [TS]

00:05:00   right-hand car is a lipstick colored [TS]

00:05:04   toyota tercel call it a two thousand one [TS]

00:05:09   to sell but it's like peach lipstick all [TS]

00:05:15   right okay got that in your mind [TS]

00:05:17   yeah which is that right later left lane [TS]

00:05:19   that's right line ok left lane is a taxi [TS]

00:05:23   but it's a minivan taxi and the entire [TS]

00:05:28   back window is covered with stickers of [TS]

00:05:31   various taxi authorization I mean the [TS]

00:05:33   guy can you can't even see who's in it [TS]

00:05:35   because it's get there's a bunch of jim [TS]

00:05:39   jam on the back of the window so which [TS]

00:05:44   one are you going to stack up behind [TS]

00:05:45   which one do you think is the like just [TS]

00:05:48   the slow-moving dangling never your [TS]

00:05:52   River mirrors or which one is the one [TS]

00:05:55   that's like I'm just checking my phone [TS]

00:05:56   and then I'm gonna step on it when i see [TS]

00:05:59   that i have created a problem and [TS]

00:06:01   they're side by side long enough that [TS]

00:06:03   you can immediately in this thought [TS]

00:06:05   experiment pick out who's who [TS]

00:06:07   all we've been going three we've gone [TS]

00:06:09   three miles out here now with these two [TS]

00:06:11   just you know just side-by-side by [TS]

00:06:13   sometime [TS]

00:06:14   uh-huh uh-huh and so what happens behind [TS]

00:06:20   them go go ahead and when I was gonna [TS]

00:06:21   say was and disclosure I feel a little [TS]

00:06:24   bit like I'm going up against a sicilian [TS]

00:06:26   when death is on the line because I [TS]

00:06:28   think this might be a little bit of it [TS]

00:06:29   turns out or double turns out see my [TS]

00:06:32   feeling just from what you described [TS]

00:06:34   before you got to the part about the gym [TS]

00:06:35   on the taxi window is I was pretty sure [TS]

00:06:38   that the lipstick was the mirror [TS]

00:06:43   dingaling maybe have maybe had his or [TS]

00:06:45   her reasons and then a second whoever's [TS]

00:06:47   to be in the left lane is clearly the [TS]

00:06:48   dick because the dick chooses the left [TS]

00:06:50   lane plays traffic cop but now this is [TS]

00:06:53   where you go up against a sicilian is [TS]

00:06:55   now thinking wow that's interesting [TS]

00:06:56   because that person's a livelihood is on [TS]

00:06:58   the line but how quickly they get from [TS]

00:07:00   here to there [TS]

00:07:01   but I'm gonna triple turns out and say [TS]

00:07:03   i'm gonna guess the taxi person was the [TS]

00:07:06   dangling the true the trooper jingling [TS]

00:07:08   the true like like a lift up the blight [TS]

00:07:12   on society oblivious rather than [TS]

00:07:14   checking the phone around [TS]

00:07:17   yeah what like what will full dumb [TS]

00:07:19   fuckery like I'm this is my legs like [TS]

00:07:22   the people on public transit who act [TS]

00:07:24   like seats were reserved for them [TS]

00:07:26   mm like people who don't know how to be [TS]

00:07:28   around other people people who don't [TS]

00:07:30   have to wait in a line people who think [TS]

00:07:32   that wherever they go they have a four [TS]

00:07:35   foot diameter bubble that should give [TS]

00:07:38   them that's the universe that's a [TS]

00:07:40   contained universe it'sit's their own [TS]

00:07:42   personal public cosmology [TS]

00:07:44   yeah well so what happens is the the [TS]

00:07:49   other traffic that's now like you know [TS]

00:07:52   eddying behind this log jam [TS]

00:07:56   they all make kind of the they make the [TS]

00:08:00   first determination like you initially [TS]

00:08:03   did which is lipstick color tercel has [TS]

00:08:06   got to be some kind of oblivious mom [TS]

00:08:09   some sort of somebody that's just never [TS]

00:08:12   going to know that's not aware of their [TS]

00:08:14   surroundings [TS]

00:08:15   the government also be let's be a little [TS]

00:08:17   bit harder and that's that's not a [TS]

00:08:18   recent car even maybe that's somebody [TS]

00:08:20   who's worried they're gonna be running [TS]

00:08:22   out of gas think maybe they took the [TS]

00:08:24   accidentally took the wrong vitamins and [TS]

00:08:25   now they're all hopped up on goofballs [TS]

00:08:27   and it's it's a clean car and it's [TS]

00:08:29   moving very reliably and steadily [TS]

00:08:31   there's no weaving of did you get a [TS]

00:08:33   sense of the age the lipstick driver [TS]

00:08:35   I don't want to be a gist can't see [TS]

00:08:37   anything ok that reads a little bit as [TS]

00:08:40   retiree can't see anything in either [TS]

00:08:42   direction so it's yours so everybody's [TS]

00:08:44   trying to make this decision themselves [TS]

00:08:45   and it's gonna be taught in colleges for [TS]

00:08:47   years by the way every single person [TS]

00:08:49   lines up behind the cab because they [TS]

00:08:52   figured that's where the whole can open [TS]

00:08:53   the hole is going to open behind the cab [TS]

00:08:55   right the cabin figured out the cab's [TS]

00:08:57   gonna get a call the cab is gonna step [TS]

00:09:00   on the gas [TS]

00:09:01   the cab is where the where the opening [TS]

00:09:03   is going to happen and as happens so [TS]

00:09:05   often in these situations just the [TS]

00:09:08   mirror pressure i don't even I'm not [TS]

00:09:10   even sure the cabbie looked behind [TS]

00:09:12   but just the pressure of six people [TS]

00:09:14   piling up behind you sometimes will have [TS]

00:09:18   the effect of pushing the obstruction [TS]

00:09:21   just pushing the pushing the lemmiwinks [TS]

00:09:25   see I said drafting i was writing your [TS]

00:09:28   cutter your cutter by corrupting the [TS]

00:09:30   Italian right behind a truck in a draft [TS]

00:09:32   if I understand what you're saying here [TS]

00:09:34   is that I don't know the laws of [TS]

00:09:35   thermodynamics but i think what you're [TS]

00:09:37   saying is that you get enough cars [TS]

00:09:38   behind it produces a forward draft that [TS]

00:09:40   should let that person know it's this [TS]

00:09:42   time to set the step aside [TS]

00:09:43   that's why we call her push draft draft [TS]

00:09:45   ok so that the cab starts to move and [TS]

00:09:48   you can feel everyone behind rejoice [TS]

00:09:51   like here we go [TS]

00:09:53   we made the right call a cab starting to [TS]

00:09:55   move be this whole thing is going to [TS]

00:09:57   open up I'm gonna be on 55 miles an hour [TS]

00:09:59   here in the in in you know they've got [TS]

00:10:02   their to get there [TS]

00:10:03   gmt watches and they're setting the [TS]

00:10:05   bezel and it's coming right [TS]

00:10:09   they had another 30 seconds to wait this [TS]

00:10:11   long jam and then and I'm and as they go [TS]

00:10:13   by the lipstick car they're all going to [TS]

00:10:15   look down into the car and whatever [TS]

00:10:18   their suspicion is will be confirmed [TS]

00:10:20   about that person is either be an old [TS]

00:10:22   lady or it's going to be you know some [TS]

00:10:24   college student with the with it [TS]

00:10:27   anti-reflection sunglasses or whatever [TS]

00:10:29   it's going to be like the cab pulls [TS]

00:10:33   ahead pulls ahead a brown like a ford [TS]

00:10:38   probe is first in line slots into the [TS]

00:10:42   space the cab moves ahead and now almost [TS]

00:10:46   the probe is ready to make the move [TS]

00:10:48   here's the lipstick cars holding very [TS]

00:10:50   constant speed it's very exciting how [TS]

00:10:53   reliably that lipstick her cell is [TS]

00:10:57   maintaining 40 miles an hour exactly the [TS]

00:11:00   cab finally clears the line where the [TS]

00:11:03   probe can pop over the probe pops over [TS]

00:11:08   and immediately stops accelerating so [TS]

00:11:15   the [TS]

00:11:15   the probe was and it was a revenge pass [TS]

00:11:18   the probe clear the gap and then pulled [TS]

00:11:22   up and now the probe is going the same [TS]

00:11:27   speed as the cab and they are neck and [TS]

00:11:30   neck and with the with the lipstick are [TS]

00:11:33   now behind the pro oh my goodness I've [TS]

00:11:36   never seen in nearly slowing their ranks [TS]

00:11:38   at this point [TS]

00:11:39   yeah the probe was like pushing pushing [TS]

00:11:41   pushing like let me through let me [TS]

00:11:42   through let me through and then got [TS]

00:11:44   through and as soon as the probe had the [TS]

00:11:48   open space the wide-open American space [TS]

00:11:51   in front of his headlights he was [TS]

00:11:55   satisfied he'd gotten gotten all he [TS]

00:11:58   needed [TS]

00:11:59   oh I've seen this I've seen this happen [TS]

00:12:01   it was and then oh my goodness you at [TS]

00:12:03   the now 67 cars that had that had been [TS]

00:12:07   patiently waiting to the thread that [TS]

00:12:09   needle [TS]

00:12:11   Wow can you man can you imagine so I was [TS]

00:12:15   super glad to be hanging back as a [TS]

00:12:17   passive observer [TS]

00:12:18   uh-huh but then the entire rest of the [TS]

00:12:21   way in to town [TS]

00:12:23   it was just one person after another was [TS]

00:12:25   trading it was like there was a baton of [TS]

00:12:27   stupid and they were just passing this [TS]

00:12:30   baton of stupid back and forth and I [TS]

00:12:32   just got into the office was like happy [TS]

00:12:37   to be here [TS]

00:12:38   happy to be here that was kind of [TS]

00:12:39   satisfying I know one thing about a [TS]

00:12:43   putana stupid is a dropping it doesn't [TS]

00:12:46   mean you've lost or won it just means [TS]

00:12:47   you're still stupid all right [TS]

00:12:50   the race is not stopped because you [TS]

00:12:51   dropped the baton that's the nature of [TS]

00:12:52   the baton stupid race if you touch it [TS]

00:12:55   that stupid is imparted to you and you [TS]

00:12:57   can't get it's not just like it's not [TS]

00:12:59   just like a magic cards thrown out of [TS]

00:13:02   your sleeves and you're just trying to [TS]

00:13:04   flip him away he can't get rid of those [TS]

00:13:07   cards keeps producing fans John Roderick [TS]

00:13:11   you gotta tell you what happened with [TS]

00:13:12   the Heisenberg cat so what was what was [TS]

00:13:14   it was it was a self-driving lipstick [TS]

00:13:16   car [TS]

00:13:17   oh no so by the time I got around the [TS]

00:13:20   lipstick car [TS]

00:13:22   I mean it was a 45 year old asian woman [TS]

00:13:28   oh hmm i'll cut that out [TS]

00:13:33   presented without comment yep yep it [TS]

00:13:35   anyway glad you made it in art could be [TS]

00:13:39   more push drafts you know what I've done [TS]

00:13:41   that I've done the revenge pass and I'm [TS]

00:13:42   not proud of it [TS]

00:13:43   I used to be a small person and I would [TS]

00:13:45   do a revenge pass [TS]

00:13:47   yeah anymore if you're talking about [TS]

00:13:50   right yeah I'm going down I'm going down [TS]

00:13:52   i-75 somebody's not driving to my [TS]

00:13:54   satisfaction or arm i go past them [TS]

00:13:57   I get in front of them and then I go one [TS]

00:13:59   mile an hour slower than we're going up [TS]

00:14:01   that's terrible it's the worst what was [TS]

00:14:04   like what what was I attempting to solve [TS]

00:14:08   with that uh yeah I know I a guy did [TS]

00:14:13   that to me the other day where I was I'm [TS]

00:14:16   trying to thread a needle right or it's [TS]

00:14:18   like somebody's in the somebody's [TS]

00:14:19   somebody in the left lane decides to put [TS]

00:14:24   on their turn signal just as they slam [TS]

00:14:27   on their brakes to make a left turn you [TS]

00:14:28   know it's one of those people that's [TS]

00:14:29   just like all I just want you to I want [TS]

00:14:32   your tires to go flat you just everybody [TS]

00:14:35   behind you is trying to figure something [TS]

00:14:37   out and then you're like I'm turning [TS]

00:14:38   lifetime and so I am already in the [TS]

00:14:45   right lane I'm not affected by this [TS]

00:14:47   person but behind them is one of those [TS]

00:14:50   dodge jacked up 26 hundreds with giant [TS]

00:14:57   Colburn and pipes and the pie company [TS]

00:15:01   the guy in the truck is bald with [TS]

00:15:04   sunglasses on the back of his head I've [TS]

00:15:06   seen I I said that guy and he's if he's [TS]

00:15:09   not a member of the nra that his dad was [TS]

00:15:11   and they weren't based on short pants [TS]

00:15:13   Jones got short pants on for sure who [TS]

00:15:15   and he didn't cheat able to teach and he [TS]

00:15:18   does he's exactly has a go-to he's got [TS]

00:15:20   he's got some he's got some glasses that [TS]

00:15:22   you might have one pair on his nose [TS]

00:15:24   covers eyes get another on the back of [TS]

00:15:25   his neck he's got another pair croakies [TS]

00:15:28   that's right right right and and you [TS]

00:15:30   know like it don't tread on me flag [TS]

00:15:32   somewhere that's right and he thinks [TS]

00:15:35   that he's gonna just it's not not change [TS]

00:15:38   his forward momentum at all except to [TS]

00:15:41   just wait [TS]

00:15:42   Eve over into the right lane real fast [TS]

00:15:44   he's even though his truck is 45 feet [TS]

00:15:46   long he's just weave over there real [TS]

00:15:48   fast the weave back but i'm already in [TS]

00:15:50   that space [TS]

00:15:51   I'm not doing anything wrong I'm just [TS]

00:15:53   traveling the constant speed but i'm in [TS]

00:15:54   that space already and so he's gotta [TS]

00:15:58   slam on his brakes but now it's my fault [TS]

00:15:59   somehow you can see it in the way that [TS]

00:16:02   you can see it in its head Bob as i go [TS]

00:16:04   past him I'm not looking at me when I [TS]

00:16:06   can see his I can see his little tantrum [TS]

00:16:08   who because it didn't work out the way [TS]

00:16:11   he planned that guy's whole life is a [TS]

00:16:13   jama it's fucking jam up you can tell [TS]

00:16:16   you can tell he he hasn't been satisfied [TS]

00:16:18   with anything in your all the metamucil [TS]

00:16:19   in the world [TS]

00:16:21   mhm is not going to clean this guy so [TS]

00:16:23   I'm driving along to my mind my own [TS]

00:16:25   business and a minute later he comes by [TS]

00:16:28   me why you know just haulin ass by me [TS]

00:16:31   pulls over in front of me and slams on [TS]

00:16:33   his brakes and he pulled over right in [TS]

00:16:39   front of me so that I didn't so that I [TS]

00:16:40   had to I had to break you know I didn't [TS]

00:16:43   even have the option of like not [TS]

00:16:45   affected by you you know go ahead and do [TS]

00:16:47   your do dumb thing or like if I had if I [TS]

00:16:50   had anticipated it right just as he [TS]

00:16:54   pulled over in front of me I could [TS]

00:16:56   weaved him like I could I could dodged [TS]

00:17:01   him bobbed and weaved but I didn't I was [TS]

00:17:03   just driving along just looking at the [TS]

00:17:05   birds and so he got me with that I was I [TS]

00:17:10   was punished [TS]

00:17:11   I was punished for having been some you [TS]

00:17:14   know some some dummy in his way [TS]

00:17:17   yeah he had his life is probably filled [TS]

00:17:21   with dummies that he is aware need to be [TS]

00:17:24   fixed and then he's constantly [TS]

00:17:26   discovering new dams I'm not sure we're [TS]

00:17:28   doing anything entirely different except [TS]

00:17:30   i think i think we're in the right out [TS]

00:17:32   for sure [TS]

00:17:33   well because we have a podcast we got a [TS]

00:17:34   podcast we understand the importance to [TS]

00:17:37   c @c this isn't such as this is the [TS]

00:17:39   original Roderick online discussion but [TS]

00:17:41   it is it is shot through everything that [TS]

00:17:44   we do today is keep moving it out of the [TS]

00:17:46   way like it's not a bit it so it is is [TS]

00:17:48   literally a way of life and I mean I [TS]

00:17:51   think a lot of people that like that [TS]

00:17:52   it's catchy [TS]

00:17:53   it's become America's favorite [TS]

00:17:54   catchphrase [TS]

00:17:55   but I think what people forget i want to [TS]

00:17:57   point out two things that those just [TS]

00:17:58   review a little bit if if you don't mind [TS]

00:18:00   no no go back number one I want you to [TS]

00:18:03   really remember it's keep moving and get [TS]

00:18:06   out of the way and get out ok so if [TS]

00:18:08   you're at the real novice level of this [TS]

00:18:11   if you give you just understanding that [TS]

00:18:13   you should keep moving or get out of the [TS]

00:18:15   way is not bad but that you have not [TS]

00:18:17   really reached the boss level yet like [TS]

00:18:20   we're talking about what you need to be [TS]

00:18:21   doing is you need to keep moving and get [TS]

00:18:24   out of the way now here's the other [TS]

00:18:26   thing I don't understand you're not [TS]

00:18:28   being mean when you're keeping moving [TS]

00:18:30   and keeping getting out of the way [TS]

00:18:31   moving out of the way you're helping [TS]

00:18:33   people you're helping people if we all [TS]

00:18:36   found a way to do both of those things [TS]

00:18:38   all the time everything will get better [TS]

00:18:41   everybody would be helping everybody you [TS]

00:18:43   know if every libertarian who nominally [TS]

00:18:45   agrees with that statement in the way [TS]

00:18:47   that they do everything they do if every [TS]

00:18:49   libertarian would actually adopt keep [TS]

00:18:51   moving and get out of the way I think [TS]

00:18:53   they would have more credibility [TS]

00:18:55   well they'd be moving for one and they'd [TS]

00:18:57   be out of my way for another see it [TS]

00:18:59   helps everybody i do feel like you know [TS]

00:19:01   what we talked a lot about about how we [TS]

00:19:03   are trying to help people on this [TS]

00:19:04   program but we're really trying to do is [TS]

00:19:06   empower people to help people [TS]

00:19:08   uh-oh you're right we're training the [TS]

00:19:11   trainers we are that's exactly right we [TS]

00:19:13   are helping people help people and one [TS]

00:19:15   of the ways one of the prime ways is [TS]

00:19:18   well the prime way obviously is hashtag [TS]

00:19:21   supertrain but one of the prime ways is [TS]

00:19:24   teaching people to teach people to keep [TS]

00:19:28   moving economical it's kinda like the [TS]

00:19:30   world's least financially successful [TS]

00:19:32   pyramid scheme [TS]

00:19:34   no that's Alcoholics Anonymous this [TS]

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00:21:05   Roderick analyze what up the front money [TS]

00:21:09   make money stuffing envelopes ask me how [TS]

00:21:13   hi John problem would keep moving and [TS]

00:21:15   get out of the way has a teaching [TS]

00:21:17   strategy is that you want to this was [TS]

00:21:19   the most frustrating that you want it [TS]

00:21:20   you want other people to learn by [TS]

00:21:22   example you want to show them hey look [TS]

00:21:25   here I go [TS]

00:21:26   I'm out of your way and still moving [TS]

00:21:29   uh-huh the prop people refuse to learn [TS]

00:21:32   right they they are not if they are [TS]

00:21:35   already in the way then they are [TS]

00:21:38   presumably not watching to see a better [TS]

00:21:42   way and so this is why I feel like it [TS]

00:21:45   should be part of the driver's exam it [TS]

00:21:48   should be part of the the ongoing [TS]

00:21:50   education of everybody because it gets [TS]

00:21:53   to something really important and it has [TS]

00:21:55   something to do with what you described [TS]

00:21:57   earlier about having a jam up and push [TS]

00:21:58   draft little bit a little bit of Baton [TS]

00:22:00   stupid thrown in which is there are [TS]

00:22:03   people who are constantly seeking [TS]

00:22:05   redress for something that happened in [TS]

00:22:07   the past and that is being acted out and [TS]

00:22:10   how they drive 40 fucking miles per hour [TS]

00:22:12   in the passing lane it's not the fast [TS]

00:22:14   lane you guys the passing lane me [TS]

00:22:17   hang out there don't eat your lunch no [TS]

00:22:20   you're not don't fast no don't snap your [TS]

00:22:22   chat you move keep moving right but i [TS]

00:22:25   think i think this is the thing and and [TS]

00:22:26   if any of these people behaved and some [TS]

00:22:28   of them probably do behave this way but [TS]

00:22:30   if they behaved in the execrable way [TS]

00:22:33   that they are behaving in their [TS]

00:22:34   automobile on johns road if they behave [TS]

00:22:36   that way in line at target poo imagine [TS]

00:22:40   would get eaten alive with me i hope so [TS]

00:22:43   but it out my goodness their bones would [TS]

00:22:45   be spit out into the parking [TS]

00:22:47   oh I feel like this is I mean back to [TS]

00:22:51   the UFOs I don't wanna I don't want to [TS]

00:22:52   recapitulate every single one of our [TS]

00:22:54   projects i think if we only do it every [TS]

00:22:57   few episodes people will get comfortable [TS]

00:22:59   with it and it won't seem as jarring and [TS]

00:23:01   will be in that sweet spot between I [TS]

00:23:03   rolling and oh my god [TS]

00:23:05   but so you know don't you that Hillary [TS]

00:23:08   Clinton has promised if elected she may [TS]

00:23:11   have said when elected but let's say if [TS]

00:23:13   elected Hillary is going to get to the [TS]

00:23:16   bottom of area 51 understanding i don't [TS]

00:23:19   remember the exact quote but it's my [TS]

00:23:20   understanding that in addressing the UFO [TS]

00:23:22   people she not only she didn't do her [TS]

00:23:24   usual yes I enjoy earth sports haha name [TS]

00:23:28   of game she actually used like an info [TS]

00:23:31   community like term of art isn't right [TS]

00:23:34   she didn't say who photo she's there [TS]

00:23:36   like a new word for like the the [TS]

00:23:38   chemtrail insiders with the first what's [TS]

00:23:39   the new term well let's not talk about [TS]

00:23:41   it here [TS]

00:23:42   alright but you don't say I guess I'm [TS]

00:23:44   trying to say is if i remember correctly [TS]

00:23:45   when asked about this she did not [TS]

00:23:47   hesitate she answered it is alarmingly [TS]

00:23:50   in an alarmingly forthright way and [TS]

00:23:53   actually threw in a little bit of inside [TS]

00:23:55   language she used the anko Truffaut [TS]

00:23:57   people let me go one better i think [TS]

00:24:01   Hillary started talking about it without [TS]

00:24:04   being asked [TS]

00:24:06   ah prompted the discussion that wasn't [TS]

00:24:10   even a chuckle no no she's she was not a [TS]

00:24:14   she was not up mollifying some kook with [TS]

00:24:18   by using their inside language she was [TS]

00:24:21   shouting herself as an info person like [TS]

00:24:25   an info truther [TS]

00:24:27   she's a new folder and she said when [TS]

00:24:31   elected I will and then just you know [TS]

00:24:35   went down a list of of dog whistles for [TS]

00:24:39   proof of people and you know all across [TS]

00:24:42   America there was an earthquake [TS]

00:24:44   we're all these people came up about you [TS]

00:24:46   know they turn their shortwave radios [TS]

00:24:48   off and ran up into the light and said [TS]

00:24:50   finally [TS]

00:24:51   but she's she's dead serious and and it [TS]

00:24:56   caused me to reflect on the fact that [TS]

00:24:59   her husband was president for eight [TS]

00:25:01   years you would think oh she cared about [TS]

00:25:05   it this much that they would have had [TS]

00:25:07   the opportunity but if you're married to [TS]

00:25:10   Bill Clinton and you got to keep it [TS]

00:25:12   civil [TS]

00:25:13   you're gonna want to have just a whole [TS]

00:25:15   bunch of things you don't talk about and [TS]

00:25:18   you would be thinking how wonderful [TS]

00:25:19   would be to have something you could [TS]

00:25:21   talk about with your husband the [TS]

00:25:22   President that wasn't about him [TS]

00:25:23   Duncan somebody and maybe maybe she [TS]

00:25:25   brings up a dinner one night maybe [TS]

00:25:26   things were getting a little chilly [TS]

00:25:27   she's like so what's the deal with that [TS]

00:25:29   thing and he wants to mollify her by [TS]

00:25:32   saying oh yes well you know I can't say [TS]

00:25:34   too much obviously cuz i'm the president [TS]

00:25:35   stuff right right yes we're going with [TS]

00:25:38   this like she must you must you must [TS]

00:25:39   have had some briefings things have [TS]

00:25:41   happened he got he got awaken them in [TS]

00:25:42   the middle of night because something [TS]

00:25:44   was happening in Arizona or whatever [TS]

00:25:45   raise had some briefings you know he's [TS]

00:25:49   had some briefing he's been down to see [TS]

00:25:51   what his name bing-bong what's-his-name [TS]

00:25:52   clip he's seen as he seems liebler know [TS]

00:25:56   but pc where Clark has kept if he wanted [TS]

00:26:01   to know the answers about bleep blorp is [TS]

00:26:04   really have a good click clock it's [TS]

00:26:06   bleep blop up if good if you very much [TS]

00:26:10   for the chemtrails I used to remember [TS]

00:26:12   things better [TS]

00:26:13   the thing is it's not just clip clop I'm [TS]

00:26:15   sure there's a good floor up to [TS]

00:26:16   so let's let's talk about him bleep [TS]

00:26:19   blorp he's the tall hi-c this is like [TS]

00:26:23   this is how like the woman is the first [TS]

00:26:25   Rolling Stone me right there are gonna [TS]

00:26:27   take you straight to glee club because [TS]

00:26:29   he is what he is is it well here's the [TS]

00:26:31   thing click what is a for gaseous rape [TS]

00:26:34   and character you do not want to meet [TS]

00:26:36   him first you wanna meet this little guy [TS]

00:26:37   who looks like something by for your kid [TS]

00:26:39   six flags [TS]

00:26:40   hello please the president you should we [TS]

00:26:45   pop is just the he's the bartender right [TS]

00:26:47   not the floor is the one in the back [TS]

00:26:50   room [TS]

00:26:50   yeah but my sense of what Hilary is [TS]

00:26:53   saying he's he's the Eldridge character [TS]

00:26:55   that is contained in a very special [TS]

00:26:57   special facility that one thing is an [TS]

00:27:02   alien nomenclature right gleep is the is [TS]

00:27:06   the patronymic i think that the phylum [TS]

00:27:08   what is that [TS]

00:27:10   well they're offering them they're all [TS]

00:27:11   gleep it's like in its like in Korea you [TS]

00:27:13   know they're all they're all Kimbo [TS]

00:27:14   things all the way down yeah but then [TS]

00:27:16   they're less than their their last name [TS]

00:27:18   is a person I got it I got it [TS]

00:27:21   i but i but my sense of what hillary was [TS]

00:27:24   saying is that her husband former [TS]

00:27:28   President Clinton wasn't that interested [TS]

00:27:31   and so they gave him the briefing but [TS]

00:27:34   you know president gets a lot of [TS]

00:27:35   briefings they're like all mr. president [TS]

00:27:38   you know come into this room we're gonna [TS]

00:27:41   talk for a minute about gleep glop & [TS]

00:27:42   gleep glorp the president's like yes [TS]

00:27:45   well interesting thanks for the heads up [TS]

00:27:49   he basically appears interested in [TS]

00:27:51   things for a living that's a president's [TS]

00:27:52   job and and he was more he was more [TS]

00:27:55   interested at that point in time in [TS]

00:27:57   juicing the economy with his vaguely [TS]

00:28:00   neoliberal policies [TS]

00:28:02   yeah and he was not interested in [TS]

00:28:03   getting to the bottom of the one world [TS]

00:28:06   government that lives beneath the polar [TS]

00:28:07   ice caps right and that I think you can [TS]

00:28:10   just tell [TS]

00:28:11   right thats a press conference didn't [TS]

00:28:13   want to have yeah you just tell by [TS]

00:28:14   looking at the guy is this guy [TS]

00:28:15   interested in getting to the bottom of [TS]

00:28:17   the one world government controlled by [TS]

00:28:18   ufos no but his wife is and she was [TS]

00:28:22   biding her time potentially by [TS]

00:28:24   dinnertime this whole time to get into [TS]

00:28:27   that hot seat and i think if you look at [TS]

00:28:29   the other candidates for president all [TS]

00:28:31   of them include if we go all the way [TS]

00:28:32   back a year from a year ago [TS]

00:28:35   look at all those candidates for [TS]

00:28:36   president and then you then you apply [TS]

00:28:39   the transparency of who is going to get [TS]

00:28:43   to the bottom [TS]

00:28:43   who's going to go to area 51 go down the [TS]

00:28:46   forty four flights of elevator into [TS]

00:28:49   into the kingdom salt cavern and [TS]

00:28:53   actually face-to-face talk with clip [TS]

00:28:55   clop yeah and click Laura talked to clip [TS]

00:28:59   clop get a drink tom anyclip you [TS]

00:29:01   interact with click it talk bleep blop [TS]

00:29:04   get a drink go through the curtains and [TS]

00:29:06   then gleep glorp to be wrong [TS]

00:29:10   yeah he pretends to be your father and [TS]

00:29:13   he talked to you in a lot of following [TS]

00:29:15   flower like a contact that you can [TS]

00:29:16   understand but this is why Ted Cruz was [TS]

00:29:19   so I don't want to go with the obvious [TS]

00:29:20   here but then he's obviously an alien [TS]

00:29:22   meet back just just from the [TS]

00:29:23   perspiration III but this is you know a [TS]

00:29:25   lady doth protest too much like he's not [TS]

00:29:27   gonna wanna I'm not gonna help me with [TS]

00:29:29   the top because that's you know little [TS]

00:29:31   on the nose because whatever equipment [TS]

00:29:33   goes ah bleep clunk I finally met the [TS]

00:29:36   finally here right and then then fix a [TS]

00:29:40   little hose into him and sucks all the [TS]

00:29:42   meat out of that he's just a bag of skin [TS]

00:29:44   so I'm very excited about this as a as a [TS]

00:29:49   UFO truther [TS]

00:29:51   yeah because you know are our chances [TS]

00:29:54   have improved at least about about about [TS]

00:29:56   somebody Oh pre-opening project blue [TS]

00:29:59   book and saying this can't all have been [TS]

00:30:02   swamp gas [TS]

00:30:03   let's read let's get to the bottom of [TS]

00:30:05   this again we've got into the it's like [TS]

00:30:06   the Kennedy assassination we've got to [TS]

00:30:08   the bottom of it already for that having [TS]

00:30:10   a car John I'm gonna I'm gonna pause [TS]

00:30:13   pause here let's take let's let's take [TS]

00:30:16   this whole discussion how everything [TS]

00:30:18   later but well that right there for the [TS]

00:30:22   hell of it because this is too sensitive [TS]

00:30:25   this is too sensitive stuff but i'm [TS]

00:30:26   laying the groundwork with you okay are [TS]

00:30:28   able to talk about this later because my [TS]

00:30:32   sense is that when this all goes down [TS]

00:30:35   yeah and when the UFOs say ok the the [TS]

00:30:40   jig is up right we've been we've been a [TS]

00:30:43   we've been designing frozen dolls for a [TS]

00:30:47   long time right we've been making a lot [TS]

00:30:50   of movies about UFOs because the roofers [TS]

00:30:53   control Hollywood children like ice and [TS]

00:30:56   singing look at big eyes on the ball [TS]

00:31:01   I just keep getting bigger don't [TS]

00:31:02   very pretty very pretty big eyes very [TS]

00:31:06   pretty when that what all of this is [TS]

00:31:11   laying the groundwork right for the big [TS]

00:31:13   reveal [TS]

00:31:13   one day it's gonna be like oh and [TS]

00:31:15   they're not gonna do it like oh it's [TS]

00:31:17   been here all along haha [TS]

00:31:19   we're just kidding it's gonna be the big [TS]

00:31:21   reveal is gonna be like we never knew [TS]

00:31:24   about them before but here they finally [TS]

00:31:26   are like they did finally arrived maybe [TS]

00:31:29   they've been here poking farmers in the [TS]

00:31:30   butt a little bit huh [TS]

00:31:32   but we weren't the government was we [TS]

00:31:34   weren't aware of it [TS]

00:31:36   remember all those times that the Air [TS]

00:31:38   Force was like we saw something on the [TS]

00:31:39   radar but it could we did we never found [TS]

00:31:41   it so it couldn't have existed the air [TS]

00:31:44   force was duped to the UFOs are finally [TS]

00:31:48   here and it's going to be a big surprise [TS]

00:31:49   all the kids are going to welcome them [TS]

00:31:51   because they're gonna look like frozen [TS]

00:31:52   dolls [TS]

00:31:52   yeah but so when this happens right how [TS]

00:31:56   how do you picture it happening what's [TS]

00:31:59   the first what happens that first moment [TS]

00:32:01   when you're like what their the aliens [TS]

00:32:04   are real but what's what's what's your [TS]

00:32:06   first you wake up that day you wake up [TS]

00:32:08   tuesday morning what happens what's the [TS]

00:32:11   first thing that happens I so you you're [TS]

00:32:17   saying but let me let me get this clear [TS]

00:32:19   and we're gonna cut all this out anyway [TS]

00:32:20   but for example to go hey you know what [TS]

00:32:22   guess what [TS]

00:32:23   it turns out there is a certain kind of [TS]

00:32:25   moisture on Mars that shows us that it [TS]

00:32:27   is far from impossible that there's some [TS]

00:32:29   kind of life there but like you know [TS]

00:32:31   what you feed them a little bit at a [TS]

00:32:32   time little bit at a time little bit at [TS]

00:32:34   a time right and we say life on Mars [TS]

00:32:36   like oh no it's not gonna be a biped [TS]

00:32:37   right it's not it's going to be [TS]

00:32:39   something put closer to like what we [TS]

00:32:41   think of on earth as bacteria probably [TS]

00:32:42   right sorts of its own [TS]

00:32:44   it's a mold but yeah that's the kind of [TS]

00:32:46   thing you talk about historically you [TS]

00:32:47   dribble that out a little bit [TS]

00:32:48   notwithstanding but probes you are you [TS]

00:32:50   dribble that out a little bit you're [TS]

00:32:52   seeing on this day incontrovertibly like [TS]

00:32:54   nobody is [TS]

00:32:56   nobody in the White House is denying [TS]

00:32:59   that we definitely got an alien [TS]

00:33:02   let's call it let's call it that the [TS]

00:33:04   they don't necessarily need to be [TS]

00:33:06   bipedal but let's say that there's let [TS]

00:33:10   it's the day that intelligent life is [TS]

00:33:12   revealed incontrovertibly I mean I mean [TS]

00:33:15   for most people think they are here and [TS]

00:33:18   they are queer by any definition now [TS]

00:33:22   part 3 begins we gotta get used to it [TS]

00:33:24   get used to get used to it [TS]

00:33:25   how's that revealed to you on that day [TS]

00:33:27   if it's jam up i think it begins [TS]

00:33:31   it's got to be a little bit planet of [TS]

00:33:33   the apes like that thing gets discovered [TS]

00:33:36   in isolation and it allows them to have [TS]

00:33:38   plausible deniability for all the things [TS]

00:33:39   they've been covering up for hundreds of [TS]

00:33:41   years [TS]

00:33:41   so you're saying that they find an [TS]

00:33:42   obelisk that might be an obelisk or or [TS]

00:33:45   it might be like lots of little kids toy [TS]

00:33:49   they find something that doesn't prove [TS]

00:33:51   it [TS]

00:33:51   you're saying there's an [TS]

00:33:52   incontrovertible you're saying tucker [TS]

00:33:54   carlson can actually talk to an alien on [TS]

00:33:55   the TV [TS]

00:33:56   yeah my suspicion is that the way it has [TS]

00:33:59   to happen is the way that it happens [TS]

00:34:01   fairly often in movies because the way [TS]

00:34:04   the way it happens in movies right now [TS]

00:34:05   these movies are produced by Koufos who [TS]

00:34:08   are walking around in they live style [TS]

00:34:11   face masks in Hollywood interacting with [TS]

00:34:14   rowdy roddy roddy piper yeah and they [TS]

00:34:16   come on over [TS]

00:34:17   Rowdy Roddy Piper's in a movie really i [TS]

00:34:19   mean let's really think about that for a [TS]

00:34:21   minute you know you know his executive [TS]

00:34:23   producing a you know a lot of those [TS]

00:34:25   films like John Carpenter movies writ [TS]

00:34:27   large have to find out for years years [TS]

00:34:29   there's an executive producing credit [TS]

00:34:31   that has been left off of life gleep [TS]

00:34:32   glop let's just say what it is but he [TS]

00:34:35   probably used the pseudonym like like [TS]

00:34:37   you know making Keith what happens in a [TS]

00:34:39   lot of those films everybody wakes up [TS]

00:34:42   one morning and there's a giant [TS]

00:34:43   spaceship hovering over every major city [TS]

00:34:47   mm right because it's not you don't want [TS]

00:34:50   a giant spaceship just hovering over st. [TS]

00:34:52   louis missouri real you mean you're [TS]

00:34:55   talking about like an Independence Day [TS]

00:34:56   or district nine there's like a giant [TS]

00:34:58   flying saucer-like looming over on [TS]

00:35:00   metropolis [TS]

00:35:01   yeah and it and even this is the thing [TS]

00:35:03   it's usually a giant flying saucer in [TS]

00:35:05   those films and I think that's probably [TS]

00:35:08   and I think that's that [TS]

00:35:09   how [TS]

00:35:10   would be foes sort of overselling a [TS]

00:35:12   little bit because really if it was just [TS]

00:35:14   now forget is it was just like a [TS]

00:35:16   four-passenger one was a tiny little [TS]

00:35:19   spaceship he'll still have the same it's [TS]

00:35:22   much more plausible if we learn that six [TS]

00:35:26   percent of what we previously thought [TS]

00:35:27   were mosquitoes are actually alien [TS]

00:35:30   vessels right that makes so much more [TS]

00:35:33   sense where they would come in go here [TS]

00:35:34   so that we can get away with what you're [TS]

00:35:36   talking about basically like you know [TS]

00:35:38   taking a battleship into the middle of [TS]

00:35:41   Manhattan like it's gonna do that notion [TS]

00:35:43   that seems like eating anybody's gonna [TS]

00:35:45   know even or especially especially [TS]

00:35:47   photos they're gonna know that that's [TS]

00:35:48   going to put people off the beer a [TS]

00:35:49   little bit I at if we can revisit story [TS]

00:35:53   I told a long time ago where during [TS]

00:35:56   certain part of my life I believed that [TS]

00:35:58   if the UFOs wanted to camouflage [TS]

00:36:01   themselves huh [TS]

00:36:03   they would do it by turning their [TS]

00:36:05   spaceships into 727 yeah of course there [TS]

00:36:08   aren't any 727 anymore but is that scene [TS]

00:36:11   where they just showed up at the airport [TS]

00:36:12   right yeah i mean a certain number of [TS]

00:36:14   trained spotters would be like wait a [TS]

00:36:15   minute what the hell where the 727 is [TS]

00:36:17   coming from but in baked with Pan Am on [TS]

00:36:20   the tail big we are definitely on [TS]

00:36:22   planning [TS]

00:36:23   hello fellow earth pilots I mean pilots [TS]

00:36:26   but if they were 737 right here there's [TS]

00:36:30   737 everywhere [TS]

00:36:31   look up look out your window right now [TS]

00:36:33   you'll see a 732 from here billion [TS]

00:36:35   chemtrails so if there was you bet your [TS]

00:36:38   booty they are but if a 737 let's say [TS]

00:36:43   there's 737 on approach to every major [TS]

00:36:45   airport in the country and it just stops [TS]

00:36:47   moving forward and just goes into a [TS]

00:36:50   hover right that would send a powerful [TS]

00:36:53   message to everybody because you know [TS]

00:36:55   all everywhere you went you could look [TS]

00:36:57   up and there would be a 737 just not [TS]

00:37:00   moving that would that would be powerful [TS]

00:37:04   evidence of something and that would be [TS]

00:37:07   a great way to say ding dong [TS]

00:37:11   who's at the door oh hello it's [TS]

00:37:14   clip-clop yeah here with some tasty [TS]

00:37:18   earth drinks [TS]

00:37:19   hmm so the next thing that happens [TS]

00:37:23   because everybody's looking up at the [TS]

00:37:25   and make it look like a four loko that's [TS]

00:37:27   hard to get right shirt or the old-style [TS]

00:37:30   four lokos [TS]

00:37:31   that's one reason yeah you can even get [TS]

00:37:32   these anymore because makes people [TS]

00:37:34   insane and they'd be like oh my god [TS]

00:37:35   that's so cool i love the aliens [TS]

00:37:37   well but they have everyone's looking up [TS]

00:37:40   that 737 is a very familiar shape so the [TS]

00:37:43   only thing that's weird right now is [TS]

00:37:44   that they aren't moving [TS]

00:37:46   yeah and I'm not saying every 737 lots [TS]

00:37:49   of them are still taking off and landing [TS]

00:37:51   it's just this one it's just one outside [TS]

00:37:55   of every Airport just hovering so [TS]

00:37:56   unclear what's going on but this is [TS]

00:38:00   priming the pump all around the world [TS]

00:38:03   this is happening in in mumbai it's [TS]

00:38:06   happening in a bottle bad who everywhere [TS]

00:38:11   huh [TS]

00:38:12   then they then they come on the airwaves [TS]

00:38:17   okay all right right and that not [TS]

00:38:20   everybody has terrestrial to happen [TS]

00:38:22   pretty quickly because I my concern here [TS]

00:38:23   i'm keeping mom about this [TS]

00:38:25   my concern is if if they if the 737 they [TS]

00:38:28   start hanging in midair and there's time [TS]

00:38:30   to speculate there's gonna be a lot of [TS]

00:38:32   lunatics you don't understand those are [TS]

00:38:33   probably UFOs going to move the kind of [TS]

00:38:35   crazy theories if you got to get the [TS]

00:38:36   press pretty quick [TS]

00:38:37   the club's gotta get on the horn and [TS]

00:38:38   start talking about hell i bring you [TS]

00:38:40   cancer treatment or something [TS]

00:38:42   well what's going you know at first it [TS]

00:38:44   is the the Air Force ends up their Jets [TS]

00:38:46   but they realize that their Jets are not [TS]

00:38:49   very useful because the 737 are immobile [TS]

00:38:52   right so they're flying around them in [TS]

00:38:54   sin f-16s but that's a ballsy are our [TS]

00:38:58   earth planes can't hover right that's [TS]

00:39:01   part of the problem Sophie starts going [TS]

00:39:02   700 miles an hour we're good to go right [TS]

00:39:05   but if they're if they're just hanging [TS]

00:39:06   out over you know richmond virginia we [TS]

00:39:09   don't want to be buzzin and strengthen [TS]

00:39:10   sure so they send helicopters or Ospreys [TS]

00:39:13   or whatever they're currently carrier [TS]

00:39:15   john abbott harriers going to reuse a [TS]

00:39:17   lot of gas really alright yeah they send [TS]

00:39:20   up some you know some Apaches let's say [TS]

00:39:23   some Cobra mmm [TS]

00:39:25   and the helicopters flying around but [TS]

00:39:28   there's no this is the thing about an [TS]

00:39:29   immobile 737 it's no threat to anybody [TS]

00:39:32   there's no weaponry on it yeah it's [TS]

00:39:35   maybe it's full of people so you're can [TS]

00:39:38   communicate with it writes and they [TS]

00:39:41   don't want to just flat-out attack [TS]

00:39:43   because you could have much babies on [TS]

00:39:45   their yeah you can shoot it down it's a [TS]

00:39:47   it's a it's an airliner alright alright [TS]

00:39:50   so the helicopters flying around trying [TS]

00:39:52   to look in the windows they can't it's [TS]

00:39:54   like what the hell but you know you [TS]

00:39:56   can't take an aggressive stance and all [TS]

00:39:58   the conspiracy theories your you bet [TS]

00:39:59   they're they're online saying what they [TS]

00:40:02   think it is it's a it's a that cross [TS]

00:40:05   temporal reality Muslim seem could be [TS]

00:40:08   Muslims him so you let your advice to [TS]

00:40:11   for a day and then they come on the air [TS]

00:40:15   and and what happens when they come on [TS]

00:40:19   the air they're broadcasting you know [TS]

00:40:21   it's on the internet but it's also on [TS]

00:40:22   televisions all around the world and [TS]

00:40:25   it's the alien spokesperson who is me [TS]

00:40:30   the emissary the emissary they've [TS]

00:40:33   contacted me see greetings earth [TS]

00:40:35   hello you might be familiar with my [TS]

00:40:36   podcast hello earth [TS]

00:40:38   I am a friendly fellow earthling who my [TS]

00:40:43   voice is being simultaneously translated [TS]

00:40:46   into all the languages of the world and [TS]

00:40:49   so is the cliq not weird so I appear to [TS]

00:40:51   be speaking to you in Farsi or you know [TS]

00:40:54   in tagalog who but yeah but I am just a [TS]

00:40:58   you know i'm just an American and the [TS]

00:41:01   reason they chose me is just that I was [TS]

00:41:03   the obvious choice they're monitoring [TS]

00:41:04   all human beings and they pick the one [TS]

00:41:07   that would be best at this job and so [TS]

00:41:10   I'm here to put a human face on this [TS]

00:41:12   experience now I'm not here to advocate [TS]

00:41:14   for them or be it or put a human face on [TS]

00:41:17   the UFOs because I'm as curious as you [TS]

00:41:20   but I'm here to moderate the experience [TS]

00:41:24   i am the let's call me the anchorman [TS]

00:41:26   over and and in future generations like [TS]

00:41:30   a thousand years from now that's how [TS]

00:41:32   he'll be remembered right all heezy the [TS]

00:41:34   original anchorman the anchorman [TS]

00:41:35   well they want it there will you be the [TS]

00:41:38   anchor man it's like Madonna [TS]

00:41:39   OIC goddamn on him yeah the anchorman [TS]

00:41:43   yeah increment and actually this is a [TS]

00:41:45   fucking tremendous screenplay and I went [TS]

00:41:48   out for you right now I'm i got some [TS]

00:41:50   notes for it yeah let's get going [TS]

00:41:52   the anchorman the Act the anchorman and [TS]

00:41:54   I'm just having the experience in real [TS]

00:41:56   time along with everybody else like [TS]

00:41:59   let's lay out what we know so far i'm on [TS]

00:42:02   TV so that right there is pretty [TS]

00:42:04   exceptional yeah this is this is an [TS]

00:42:06   unusual day and it's not in the usual [TS]

00:42:09   sense of reality show [TS]

00:42:10   so the fact that most people have no [TS]

00:42:11   idea who you are one somewhere yeah i [TS]

00:42:13   mean it already seems weird that I'm on [TS]

00:42:15   your that i'm not i'm speaking Tagalog [TS]

00:42:17   yeah and there are 737 hovering above [TS]

00:42:21   all major cities so i'm going to jump [TS]

00:42:23   ahead and say this is a this is a this [TS]

00:42:26   is a phenomenon that I bet has to do [TS]

00:42:29   with UFOs and then as it unfolds i would [TS]

00:42:32   just be walking everybody through it and [TS]

00:42:35   at that point I'd be throwing in some [TS]

00:42:37   keep moving and get out of the way [TS]

00:42:39   science on people [TS]

00:42:40   ok right because they won't let us teach [TS]

00:42:44   it in the dmv's but this would be the [TS]

00:42:47   moment this would be the moment that I [TS]

00:42:49   could also be interjecting some life [TS]

00:42:52   science into the whole experience for [TS]

00:42:54   people so it's like we're going to be [TS]

00:42:56   dealing with the new whole new reality [TS]

00:42:58   planes hovering in the air dogs and cats [TS]

00:43:00   sleeping together and one great way to [TS]

00:43:04   do that would be to learn this simple [TS]

00:43:06   tool we keep moving and get out of the [TS]

00:43:12   way [TS]

00:43:12   mhm [TS]

00:43:17   so you really only need a couple things [TS]

00:43:19   to change or happen [TS]

00:43:21   I mean you know uh primarily what 3 i'm [TS]

00:43:25   aware of we need for a UFO that's such [TS]

00:43:29   an ugly word [TS]

00:43:29   I know but we need for UFOs to exist we [TS]

00:43:34   need for them to contact in groom you [TS]

00:43:35   and then we need for them to come to [TS]

00:43:37   earth in cold Plains and hover and then [TS]

00:43:41   introduce you that this is this is the [TS]

00:43:43   the route to keeping Galloway I feel [TS]

00:43:46   like this is a better way to get the [TS]

00:43:47   word out than to just you know populate [TS]

00:43:50   podcast with it because there's a lot [TS]

00:43:51   more people i mean people are listening [TS]

00:43:53   to podcast more but there are a lot more [TS]

00:43:56   people in various places that are [TS]

00:43:58   searching the skies [TS]

00:43:59   yeah you have to be on cereal for people [TS]

00:44:00   to hear at huh yeah right right so or [TS]

00:44:03   you know for this podcast would have to [TS]

00:44:05   be about a murder [TS]

00:44:06   oh sure King we could make this podcast [TS]

00:44:10   about a murder [TS]

00:44:11   there's a variety of ways we can do that [TS]

00:44:13   but no I do feel like something I mean [TS]

00:44:16   they're already communicating with me [TS]

00:44:18   and they've already chosen me right so [TS]

00:44:20   that and they're already here so all [TS]

00:44:24   they need to do is do the next step [TS]

00:44:26   which they're planning on doing which is [TS]

00:44:28   what the big reveal when hillary [TS]

00:44:30   clinton's president she's gonna go down [TS]

00:44:32   in the elevator [TS]

00:44:33   she's gonna meet clean floor he's going [TS]

00:44:34   to say all right we're ready to first [TS]

00:44:36   let me clip clop semi-gloss clip clop [TS]

00:44:39   but she's gonna say show me your [TS]

00:44:41   credentials he's gonna hand her a fizzy [TS]

00:44:42   drink [TS]

00:44:43   she's like right near the bartender so [TS]

00:44:45   when she when she first meets clip-clop [TS]

00:44:46   she's gonna go [TS]

00:44:47   hey guys quit fucking around show me the [TS]

00:44:50   real deal [TS]

00:44:51   well maybe not i mean the first alien [TS]

00:44:53   you meet your gonna be pretty impressed [TS]

00:44:55   you're be like of course you're the [TS]

00:44:56   president right because no one ever [TS]

00:44:59   thinks oh no the first person you meet [TS]

00:45:01   at the door is the doorman night and I [TS]

00:45:04   was like she gets she goes down that [TS]

00:45:06   that Air Force generals are all standing [TS]

00:45:07   around there like this is clip-clop and [TS]

00:45:09   she's like Hello nice to you know and [TS]

00:45:11   hands are her diplomatic badges or [TS]

00:45:13   whatever and flip-flops like would you [TS]

00:45:17   like a a sex on the beach and monkey [TS]

00:45:21   justy opens with its it's not a cure for [TS]

00:45:23   cancer that's a little bit on the nose [TS]

00:45:25   instead it is a refreshing drink maybe [TS]

00:45:27   it's like the nicest actor she's ever [TS]

00:45:28   had right and she looks around [TS]

00:45:30   confused and the generals are like haha [TS]

00:45:32   yeah no try it serious i have yet but [TS]

00:45:34   but this is amazing right glee clubs on [TS]

00:45:37   the other side of the curtain but I see [TS]

00:45:42   all this I still this happening and when [TS]

00:45:43   it does when it does and they look back [TS]

00:45:46   and they go where the order the [TS]

00:45:49   anchorman come from [TS]

00:45:51   then there then all of this is all this [TS]

00:45:54   is in the public record right they're [TS]

00:45:55   gonna say the anchorman was talking [TS]

00:45:57   about this a long time before it [TS]

00:45:58   happened on his reward winning on his [TS]

00:46:01   his phony award-winning that the [TS]

00:46:04   Australian phonies [TS]

00:46:05   yeah the phonies right yeah the final [TS]

00:46:08   award winning pot gunrunner from the [TS]

00:46:09   line [TS]

00:46:10   yeah I don't know there's something you [TS]

00:46:11   know I don't like to be a conspiracy [TS]

00:46:13   theorist because you know what we who [TS]

00:46:16   who really can run a conspiracy but [TS]

00:46:18   there's another an alternate version of [TS]

00:46:19   history in my mind you think about this [TS]

00:46:21   you think about the what we currently [TS]

00:46:23   called the first lady but let's call it [TS]

00:46:25   the the first person i was the well [TS]

00:46:27   technically be the second person but but [TS]

00:46:29   the first person of the white house uh [TS]

00:46:32   usually has a mission this is something [TS]

00:46:34   you go back to ladybird wanted to clean [TS]

00:46:37   up litter and beautify the highways [TS]

00:46:38   michelle obama wants kids to move more [TS]

00:46:42   and like get in shape [TS]

00:46:43   Barbara Bush know what Barbara Bush [TS]

00:46:45   Laura Bush was a former teacher she's [TS]

00:46:48   all about literacy I can't tell USA [TS]

00:46:51   today I don't remember [TS]

00:46:53   Hillary Clinton having a thing but I [TS]

00:46:56   want maybe she did that it doesn't [TS]

00:46:58   really matter for the sake of this [TS]

00:46:59   conversation here's what i'm trying to [TS]

00:47:00   say she was in John she was in a [TS]

00:47:03   situation for eight years where she had [TS]

00:47:05   a lot of time she had a lot of stuff she [TS]

00:47:07   could do [TS]

00:47:08   she can't just say might have had a [TS]

00:47:10   little pet project that wasn't quite so [TS]

00:47:12   public so i'm not saying that you're not [TS]

00:47:15   the anchorman because i think you could [TS]

00:47:16   vary you probably will still be the [TS]

00:47:18   anchor man but what if we're just in the [TS]

00:47:21   second or third chapter of a much bigger [TS]

00:47:23   story [TS]

00:47:24   what if she's been working on this since [TS]

00:47:27   1993 I think she probably have I think [TS]

00:47:31   she has I think she's been laying the [TS]

00:47:32   groundwork she's been getting to know [TS]

00:47:33   people [TS]

00:47:34   she's been figured out who she can trust [TS]

00:47:35   because you know inside of any group i [TS]

00:47:37   mean god this is certainly true in your [TS]

00:47:38   band you can't trust anybody [TS]

00:47:40   there's always gonna be somebody who got [TS]

00:47:41   their own agenda like somebody's going [TS]

00:47:43   to be the cigar-chomping [TS]

00:47:44   general who wants to blow things up [TS]

00:47:45   somebody else's the stupid liberal who [TS]

00:47:47   doesn't know where I you know shoes with [TS]

00:47:50   the with the toes on them right you [TS]

00:47:52   gotta have those characters she's been [TS]

00:47:54   working those channels all the way she [TS]

00:47:56   might have been meeting with glee club [TS]

00:47:59   for years now and click club now that [TS]

00:48:03   she's the provisional emissary I think [TS]

00:48:05   you become not just the emissary you be [TS]

00:48:06   the anchor man becomes the public face [TS]

00:48:08   well that's the best that's what I've [TS]

00:48:10   always been saying I mean that maybe [TS]

00:48:12   even contacting lots of people people [TS]

00:48:14   they go oh come on no no you don't think [TS]

00:48:16   so i might want to keep it closed system [TS]

00:48:18   and I don't think Hillary's been I don't [TS]

00:48:20   think I think that yes so you you're in [TS]

00:48:23   with most of that except for working [TS]

00:48:25   directly with clip clop i think that the [TS]

00:48:27   groundwork she was laying in 93 that it [TS]

00:48:32   contact with UFOs was her presidential [TS]

00:48:34   fitness plan right maybe start getting [TS]

00:48:37   onto it a little bitches all how about [TS]

00:48:39   you get a single-payer card for [TS]

00:48:41   insurance uh everybody freaks out pays [TS]

00:48:43   attention to that don't look over here [TS]

00:48:45   don't look over here don't look over [TS]

00:48:46   here don't look over here at the cards [TS]

00:48:47   that are pouring out of my sleeves he [TS]

00:48:50   can't get rid of the cards and and what [TS]

00:48:54   so what happens is though that we live [TS]

00:48:55   in the an electoral democracy when [TS]

00:48:58   Clinton leaves office as not like [TS]

00:49:01   Hillary's still has the key to area 51 [TS]

00:49:04   they take the key back [TS]

00:49:06   she's been on the outside in like it [TS]

00:49:08   isn't like she eventually got a job [TS]

00:49:11   being the person who deals with heads of [TS]

00:49:13   state of every country on Earth [TS]

00:49:15   oh wait a minute she did well okay but [TS]

00:49:19   that job is again the click the [TS]

00:49:22   keyholder yes like like like thick the [TS]

00:49:27   keymaster is just as a gatekeeper and [TS]

00:49:29   the keymaster as far as we know the [TS]

00:49:31   keymaster in the individual right hands [TS]

00:49:35   and zool is click left no zool is Jules [TS]

00:49:40   on the other side of bleep blorp we keep [TS]

00:49:42   talking about Lee my singing actually [TS]

00:49:44   there's a third UFO called zool that's [TS]

00:49:47   that's that's less than a guess is he's [TS]

00:49:51   on the other side of the floor because [TS]

00:49:52   that's the thing you get into glee club [TS]

00:49:53   like oh he's the big shot but now he's [TS]

00:49:56   just [TS]

00:49:56   you're so not results mean zoo is like [TS]

00:49:58   meeting a memory when it would be so [TS]

00:50:01   weird if you meet so you going to get a [TS]

00:50:04   drink like the best cleanup takes your [TS]

00:50:07   sweet ass daiquiri you go your show your [TS]

00:50:09   diplomatic protection plan your glass [TS]

00:50:11   mask and go behind the curtain me clear [TS]

00:50:13   / and then driving cattle into hit looks [TS]

00:50:16   like part of them out then there's a [TS]

00:50:18   light coming from your refrigerator you [TS]

00:50:20   open the door there's a staircase and [TS]

00:50:23   you go up and meet for you it's casual [TS]

00:50:27   okay the point is yes clearly Quinn has [TS]

00:50:29   been the secretary of state but obama [TS]

00:50:33   holds the key out he's lucky master [TS]

00:50:35   George Bush had no idea that zool was [TS]

00:50:39   even there they call me they probably [TS]

00:50:41   tried to tell him so many times it's [TS]

00:50:43   like the thing we're trying to get home [TS]

00:50:44   and go into witness protection and he [TS]

00:50:45   even after hours he still can't say [TS]

00:50:47   Homer Thompson it's like that they SAT [TS]

00:50:49   him down he's like a little kid become a [TS]

00:50:50   bowl of cereal and a ball [TS]

00:50:52   maybe some yarn to play with whatever [TS]

00:50:54   like me mr. president like we really we [TS]

00:50:57   really I can't tell you in very specific [TS]

00:50:58   terms but once you listen super [TS]

00:51:00   carefully to what I'm trying to tell you [TS]

00:51:02   right now he knows it never was [TS]

00:51:04   interested but change anymore lucky [TS]

00:51:05   charms [TS]

00:51:06   Jenny would go down there and he would [TS]

00:51:08   gobble up whole cars sit down the heart [TS]

00:51:11   crazy floor and maybe sharing the cows [TS]

00:51:14   in there sort of if you know amorphis [TS]

00:51:16   form so let's so in the Obama [TS]

00:51:19   administration and he was like a [TS]

00:51:22   jumpsuit when he goes down there is he [TS]

00:51:24   in a suit who and when she goes down to [TS]

00:51:27   talk with clip clop clip clop what you [TS]

00:51:29   think this does he like did you have to [TS]

00:51:30   wear anything special or do you have to [TS]

00:51:32   do any special preparations I mean isn't [TS]

00:51:34   a little presumptuous to assume that [TS]

00:51:36   they can like breathe the same area at [TS]

00:51:37   the same food i mean i understand we [TS]

00:51:38   like daiquiris but like how would you [TS]

00:51:40   prepare yourself as the vice president [TS]

00:51:41   economy clock [TS]

00:51:42   well this is I mean bleep blop you're [TS]

00:51:46   gonna meet at the bar gleep glorp it [TS]

00:51:49   sits on gleep glorp to breathe our air [TS]

00:51:52   you know what I mean he's here on our [TS]

00:51:54   planet right he is operating on such a [TS]

00:51:56   different level that's like turning a [TS]

00:51:58   dial for him that's like that's like [TS]

00:51:59   switching from HBO showtime for him i [TS]

00:52:01   will breathe your air except can't talk [TS]

00:52:03   because he's an elder trigger well or [TS]

00:52:05   heat maybe he's wearing like a up like a [TS]

00:52:07   plastic raincoat like a [TS]

00:52:10   the like the the replicant in Blade [TS]

00:52:13   Runner except the plastic raincoat [TS]

00:52:15   contains his gaseous form is gaseous [TS]

00:52:18   form haha man right so changed but the [TS]

00:52:21   thing about Cheney is here's what here's [TS]

00:52:23   what we know about training he's [TS]

00:52:25   ruthless who he's toothless boom but [TS]

00:52:28   he's a he's a he's ultimately a dumb [TS]

00:52:32   right he's no Hillary Clinton uh-huh and [TS]

00:52:34   so he's there chatting it up eating [TS]

00:52:37   eating whole cows with the floor [TS]

00:52:38   thinking that's the end of the road and [TS]

00:52:41   i'm pretty sure the air force general [TS]

00:52:42   that you thinking it's more like it's [TS]

00:52:44   more like hey this is cool I get to see [TS]

00:52:46   Hamilton that kind of thing like he got [TS]

00:52:48   a little special that day [TS]

00:52:49   well that and and there this is the [TS]

00:52:52   thing this is what is so hilarious about [TS]

00:52:55   a clear corp is that he's having the [TS]

00:52:58   time of his life negotiating with Air [TS]

00:53:00   Force generals and dick cheney and [TS]

00:53:02   saying like oh yeah totally [TS]

00:53:05   we should totally do that and they're [TS]

00:53:07   like all right well here's what we want [TS]

00:53:08   to do you think it's like talking to a [TS]

00:53:10   child is extremely serious about a [TS]

00:53:12   pillow for oh that's so great we can do [TS]

00:53:14   that [TS]

00:53:15   yeah really good idea they're like we [TS]

00:53:16   want to invade Iraq and get there you [TS]

00:53:18   know and and use alien war technology to [TS]

00:53:21   make war upon all these people and [TS]

00:53:23   they're like sure the war was like yeah [TS]

00:53:25   of course [TS]

00:53:26   how about if we give you guys some [TS]

00:53:29   stealth technology and they're like all [TS]

00:53:31   stealth technology we've won but they're [TS]

00:53:37   just dealing with the gaseous uh like [TS]

00:53:39   guy at the front desk so clip it just [TS]

00:53:42   kind of stringing them along like [TS]

00:53:44   totally retreating like kids and saying [TS]

00:53:46   like oh god what an impoverished [TS]

00:53:48   imagination you have to think that the [TS]

00:53:51   first thing when you when you meet a [TS]

00:53:52   gaseous form inside of a raincoat who's [TS]

00:53:54   account with you the first thing you [TS]

00:53:55   think is do you have like do you have [TS]

00:53:58   like our Lost Ark weapons [TS]

00:54:01   this must be that must seem he must [TS]

00:54:03   shake whatever if he had a head he would [TS]

00:54:05   shake it [TS]

00:54:06   gleep glorp is an idiot and write like [TS]

00:54:11   us [TS]

00:54:11   zool has put gleep glorp alcohol k as [TS]

00:54:14   just like you for the first 50 years [TS]

00:54:17   that were interacting these people [TS]

00:54:18   they're not gonna be able to handle [TS]

00:54:19   anything [TS]

00:54:20   so I'm gonna put my like my totally [TS]

00:54:23   idiotic brother-in-law out there at the [TS]

00:54:25   front desk was an ad hoc receipt type [TS]

00:54:27   situation yeah they're not going to get [TS]

00:54:28   through this guy to me [TS]

00:54:30   not for a while until i get somebody [TS]

00:54:32   that's you know like look at Cheney [TS]

00:54:34   right make sure Cheney if you if you [TS]

00:54:38   study his body language and the way he [TS]

00:54:39   talks he almost perfectly resembles [TS]

00:54:43   vincent d'onofrio 'he's character in men [TS]

00:54:46   in black one you put that guy in some [TS]

00:54:49   overalls and put them on a porch [TS]

00:54:51   I think it's gonna be indistinguishable [TS]

00:54:52   right the same sort of has definitely a [TS]

00:54:54   guy ticket Cheney is a guy who has a [TS]

00:54:57   boat in a trailer right he's got some [TS]

00:55:00   he's got some kind of farm that isn't [TS]

00:55:02   doing as well as it did for his father [TS]

00:55:03   right [TS]

00:55:04   he's a cockroach inside of like a human [TS]

00:55:09   skin inside of like I instead of vice [TS]

00:55:11   president costume right yeah okay so [TS]

00:55:14   what is kinda like a Dalek I get it okay [TS]

00:55:16   we've been in touch ever since [TS]

00:55:18   Eisenhower there's been some you know [TS]

00:55:21   somebody in our government is [TS]

00:55:23   interacting with the UFOs yeah but [TS]

00:55:25   they're just giving they're just like [TS]

00:55:26   hand you the little the little chewed on [TS]

00:55:29   bones of their technology and and it [TS]

00:55:33   enables the Air Force to feel like that [TS]

00:55:36   it you know like Oh were we developed a [TS]

00:55:39   the f-22 Raptor using alien technology [TS]

00:55:44   yeah teehee we did this out like an [TS]

00:55:46   amazing thing [TS]

00:55:47   yeah but really it's just the stuff on [TS]

00:55:49   the it's all the plans on the on the [TS]

00:55:52   Jolly Rancher labels know what I mean [TS]

00:55:55   like you had a friend i have a friend [TS]

00:55:57   who his family's costa rica on vacation [TS]

00:56:00   every year and his grandfather who [TS]

00:56:02   mainly funded the vacation hehe like do [TS]

00:56:04   you like the fact that he was kind of a [TS]

00:56:05   big deal and when they went to Costa [TS]

00:56:08   Rica he would bring hundreds and [TS]

00:56:09   hundreds of ballpoint pens and give them [TS]

00:56:11   to children who in 1982 were genuinely [TS]

00:56:14   amazed by ballpoint pens he could get [TS]

00:56:16   but you get anything you want with [TS]

00:56:18   there's a whole ballpoint pen economy i [TS]

00:56:20   don't know where they are today the pens [TS]

00:56:21   with the children [TS]

00:56:22   what I'm saying is something he go to [TS]

00:56:24   the first union bank still much pens [TS]

00:56:25   show up given to these kids and he got [TS]

00:56:28   pretty much anything he wanted [TS]

00:56:29   they were happy he was happy there was [TS]

00:56:31   never a discussion about exactly how [TS]

00:56:32   sophisticated of an instant [TS]

00:56:34   it was involved here you get thirsty man [TS]

00:56:38   a cop is gonna think it's the greatest [TS]

00:56:39   technology in the world am i right [TS]

00:56:40   well no I mean if you get thirsty backup [TS]

00:56:43   it's just woke up [TS]

00:56:44   yes good point you should check it in [TS]

00:56:46   water that would be better technology [TS]

00:56:47   yeah if you get if you get thirsty man [TS]

00:56:49   drinking fountain that's kind of mean to [TS]

00:56:51   just give me up yeah it's like you go [TS]

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00:58:56   as I how do you like it buddy [TS]

00:58:58   hey here I are you hungry here here's [TS]

00:59:02   the plate there's a bread maker of [TS]

00:59:06   ingredients for years the if you could [TS]

00:59:08   be an ingredient you would be on group [TS]

00:59:10   there's a breadmaker really everything [TS]

00:59:13   our outreach we're going today we're [TS]

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00:59:18   we have no watch her power but all but [TS]

00:59:23   you can cook it a hundred twenty degrees [TS]

00:59:25   and it's perfectly into Syria at the [TS]

00:59:26   there is no food here at all your movies [TS]

00:59:33   say experiments on now I you know [TS]

00:59:37   thinking about Zulus you coming I'm [TS]

00:59:39   sorry we've covered so much gonna do a [TS]

00:59:41   quick couple quick follow-ups yeah go [TS]

00:59:42   ahead [TS]

00:59:43   ok so a glop glop & zool I and I [TS]

00:59:48   understand it's difficult to use [TS]

00:59:49   language to describe this especially you [TS]

00:59:51   know all of our earth terms for things [TS]

00:59:53   but are they of the same for example are [TS]

00:59:56   they from the same rough place like [TS]

00:59:59   let's call [TS]

00:59:59   let's call [TS]

01:00:00   planet are they from the same planet and [TS]

01:00:02   if so or even are they the same kinds of [TS]

01:00:05   creatures or are they see i'm imagining [TS]

01:00:09   that the three of them are from [TS]

01:00:11   completely different places and are [TS]

01:00:13   completely different kinds of creatures [TS]

01:00:16   right I think we're not talking about [TS]

01:00:18   the pandas and red pandas here even [TS]

01:00:21   though they look pretty different [TS]

01:00:21   they're both we still call panels i [TS]

01:00:23   think where I think we're talking about [TS]

01:00:24   like a salami versus the concept of God [TS]

01:00:27   yeah we don't call them panels because [TS]

01:00:29   we're from her you call them panels [TS]

01:00:33   which is any confusing to me that but [TS]

01:00:38   keep talking on earth language until uh [TS]

01:00:40   until we forget about this is the day [TS]

01:00:43   I'm going to reveal something to honor i [TS]

01:00:46   am not a podcast I mean podcast I feel [TS]

01:00:52   like all you had to do was really was [TS]

01:00:55   watch the movie the masters of the [TS]

01:00:59   universe or whatever it was with the [TS]

01:01:00   raccoon in the and the and the tree [TS]

01:01:03   oh yeah message any worse we are with [TS]

01:01:05   the code or where Hodor Hodor Hodor you [TS]

01:01:07   get the different parks and rec right [TS]

01:01:08   mother's a lot of that to realize that [TS]

01:01:11   every other planet that isn't earth is [TS]

01:01:14   already populated by every kind of race [TS]

01:01:17   of alien alright so raccoons and talking [TS]

01:01:20   trees and and green a karate girls are [TS]

01:01:24   all wandering around together so there's [TS]

01:01:27   no reason to think that the images all [TS]

01:01:29   strikingly bipedal that's true well that [TS]

01:01:33   may be one of those things like the [TS]

01:01:35   three-minute pop song that is just in [TS]

01:01:37   the the the davinci like sort of i'll [TS]

01:01:41   equip over Norwich flips over the [TS]

01:01:43   Constitution this whole thing on their [TS]

01:01:45   Buckley club and we learn that bipedal [TS]

01:01:47   is like it's not just to think so we're [TS]

01:01:49   not being not humans for not being earth [TS]

01:01:52   'used write it with a bias it's actually [TS]

01:01:55   no it actually is by peels are the best [TS]

01:01:56   it just turns out that that's the best [TS]

01:01:58   way to get around what if what if what [TS]

01:02:01   if the evolution goes from like your [TS]

01:02:04   fish swimming around to develop four [TS]

01:02:06   legs to develop two legs to become a [TS]

01:02:09   unit peed would that mean like lowly [TS]

01:02:11   worm is the height of evolution for us [TS]

01:02:12   we [TS]

01:02:13   worm no the worm is got a shoe he has an [TS]

01:02:15   apple car he definitely seems the [TS]

01:02:18   happiest person in a very happy story he [TS]

01:02:21   is by most by most measurements heavily [TS]

01:02:24   disabled but he's able to paint is Apple [TS]

01:02:26   house because he has a house that looks [TS]

01:02:28   like an apple he's gotta pack are like [TS]

01:02:30   many people having five years [TS]

01:02:31   jaunty hat got a cool like a booty call [TS]

01:02:34   that a what-you-call-it the Australian [TS]

01:02:36   Austrian kind of like a viking hat yai [TS]

01:02:38   yodelayheehoo 0 hat yeah right but then [TS]

01:02:42   over here you go mr. frumble those a pic [TS]

01:02:45   the can't drive in which i think is a [TS]

01:02:46   little bit biggest I you know but the [TS]

01:02:49   pig seem very happy in those stories to [TS]

01:02:51   enlarge love getting hot look it's a hot [TS]

01:02:52   dog or some ham will just go go over [TS]

01:02:55   some ham from another Pig nobody in a [TS]

01:02:58   Richard Scarry universe is having a bad [TS]

01:02:59   time I mean everybody know their place [TS]

01:03:01   they know what their job is because they [TS]

01:03:04   have it they have jobs i am a fox that [TS]

01:03:07   cleans chimneys and that's ok if you've [TS]

01:03:10   ever been to a little german town [TS]

01:03:11   somewhere I wasn't here I mean right and [TS]

01:03:14   all good little German town somewhere in [TS]

01:03:17   the third give all the you're involved [TS]

01:03:20   who chose city you will find that that [TS]

01:03:25   is how little Germantown's operate [TS]

01:03:27   there's a little butcher and it's like [TS]

01:03:29   it's like a rotary club got one of each [TS]

01:03:31   occupation like over here this is the [TS]

01:03:33   this is the the printmaker this is the [TS]

01:03:36   this is the pornographer yeah [TS]

01:03:38   the Fox is the house painter ok the worm [TS]

01:03:42   is the yodeler [TS]

01:03:43   ok you know like that that's how little [TS]

01:03:45   Germantown's working on the walk around [TS]

01:03:47   you you have a little basket pastic and [TS]

01:03:51   you put your shop and you buy one pair [TS]

01:03:53   of orthopaedic Sox the heavenly shen [TS]

01:03:56   zhen it isn't like literally millions of [TS]

01:03:58   people are making iphones it's in know [TS]

01:04:00   there's a lot of segmentation in how [TS]

01:04:02   every single person in Germany has a job [TS]

01:04:05   which was his father's job and his [TS]

01:04:08   father's job before him or her her [TS]

01:04:11   father's job because before this [TS]

01:04:13   generation [TS]

01:04:14   no let me introduce him as he passed [TS]

01:04:16   down like a pocket watch her addiction [TS]

01:04:17   yeah that's right it's just like and [TS]

01:04:19   it's right there in your name it's like [TS]

01:04:20   yes Mr Shorten scheisse harmony your the [TS]

01:04:24   the shine [TS]

01:04:25   muller and write that means that you [TS]

01:04:28   turned pigs in the week [TS]

01:04:30   yeah you're you-you-you well are you or [TS]

01:04:32   mold one [TS]

01:04:33   ok I can't tell which is what which with [TS]

01:04:36   Mueller means no it probably means you [TS]

01:04:40   can multiply that [TS]

01:04:41   yeah and if you really really wanted it [TS]

01:04:43   do do it now I didn't realize i wanted [TS]

01:04:45   to use isn't it funny how that works [TS]

01:04:47   there's a name for that is my german [TS]

01:04:48   name for that I had a very interesting [TS]

01:04:51   experience the other day which made me [TS]

01:04:53   which gave me new insight i think into [TS]

01:04:56   this whole question that we're talking [TS]

01:04:58   about the the ufl question well and I [TS]

01:05:03   mean yeah let's call beautiful question [TS]

01:05:05   is that some people can understand [TS]

01:05:06   for better for worse at but it's also [TS]

01:05:10   the Masters of the Universe question a [TS]

01:05:12   little bit you know like McDonald's [TS]

01:05:14   Marvel's Masters of the Universe [TS]

01:05:15   Marvel's masters of the universe huh [TS]

01:05:18   I the the sort of the United Nations [TS]

01:05:21   idea of UFOs commanded that earth people [TS]

01:05:26   are are just waiting we're just being [TS]

01:05:29   sort of cultivated so that one day we [TS]

01:05:31   are ready to join the United Nations of [TS]

01:05:36   of universe inhabitants [TS]

01:05:39   oh we're like the turkey of the universe [TS]

01:05:42   so far mean it right there like he use [TS]

01:05:45   gonna like kind of wait and see how it [TS]

01:05:47   goes when I cannot get on the first [TS]

01:05:48   ballot right not on the first ballot [TS]

01:05:50   right you and you want to be in and [TS]

01:05:53   other thing is all of our movies depict [TS]

01:05:56   the united nations of the universe as [TS]

01:05:59   mostly human beings with some blue [TS]

01:06:01   people walking around looking like a [TS]

01:06:03   star wars Senate because we're trying to [TS]

01:06:06   we're trying to get it [TS]

01:06:07   we're trying to get what it's gonna be [TS]

01:06:08   like but in future UFO moviez we're [TS]

01:06:11   going to find more and more that like [TS]

01:06:12   the humans are the weird ones and most [TS]

01:06:14   of the most everybody else there looks [TS]

01:06:16   like a rhinoceros [TS]

01:06:17   yeah but at overtime right we're getting [TS]

01:06:20   accustomed to the idea but the other day [TS]

01:06:22   I was walking on a through a park and I [TS]

01:06:27   saw a group of people now I'm not sure [TS]

01:06:30   are you familiar with the gutter punk [TS]

01:06:33   subculture I think so this is the the [TS]

01:06:38   young and [TS]

01:06:39   willfully homeless Gus Van Sant kids [TS]

01:06:42   right right and and they have this isn't [TS]

01:06:46   about my kind of a private idaho and [TS]

01:06:47   culture they do well it is yes but [TS]

01:06:51   gutter punks within even that culture [TS]

01:06:53   are a very specific brand of my own [TS]

01:07:00   private idaho those okay um where they [TS]

01:07:03   have they have a clear aesthetic and [TS]

01:07:08   four for all of their like they're [TS]

01:07:15   outside earnest like you can if you see [TS]

01:07:18   to gutter punks coming through the Rye [TS]

01:07:21   Luke you're going to recognize them as a [TS]

01:07:25   member of the same tribe [TS]

01:07:27   yeah and that tribe overlaps with you [TS]

01:07:30   know with the normal sort of I i find it [TS]

01:07:35   to be even less punk than it is it's [TS]

01:07:38   closer to like tribal like nine inch [TS]

01:07:47   nails e style you know it is like just [TS]

01:07:51   classic hardcore whatever but it's it's [TS]

01:07:54   it's own tribe and it's a little more [TS]

01:07:56   like dark and gothy no I mean it's like [TS]

01:08:00   tribal scarification and tattooing and [TS]

01:08:04   and like elongated earlobes get the sink [TS]

01:08:07   stoppers him stuff that that that within [TS]

01:08:10   like hardcore community wouldn't exactly [TS]

01:08:13   be what everybody was rocking over there [TS]

01:08:15   but but one of the defining things about [TS]

01:08:19   their about their aesthetic is that they [TS]

01:08:22   mend their own clothes they wear just [TS]

01:08:24   sort of the each one have sort of one [TS]

01:08:27   outfit that they that they mend over and [TS]

01:08:31   over and you have to wonder some of that [TS]

01:08:36   stuff seems pretty mended you know what [TS]

01:08:39   I mean like they like if you're a young [TS]

01:08:41   gutter Punk and you come on the scene [TS]

01:08:42   you've already got a kind of like a [TS]

01:08:46   scarecrow outfit i agree before you [TS]

01:08:50   before you've really well [TS]

01:08:51   wormholes in the fucking somebody gave [TS]

01:08:53   them a nice pair of slacks fit well and [TS]

01:08:55   not accepted [TS]

01:08:56   well where they start mending them right [TS]

01:08:58   away you know a premium but you know [TS]

01:09:01   their most of mostly wearing sort of [TS]

01:09:03   clothes that are based in in black [TS]

01:09:05   colors but then you put a layer of dirt [TS]

01:09:08   and grime on it and it all kind of takes [TS]

01:09:10   on this sort of grey blue like blue-gray [TS]

01:09:13   black color [TS]

01:09:16   I mean there's a certain color of [TS]

01:09:18   garment that if I saw it if I saw swatch [TS]

01:09:21   of it i would say gutter Punk because [TS]

01:09:25   it's because it's a I a patina you [TS]

01:09:28   cannot get any other way [TS]

01:09:30   hmm anyway I have a long long long [TS]

01:09:32   history and involvement with gutter [TS]

01:09:35   punks my I had a good friend whose name [TS]

01:09:39   was grant and he decided at the age of [TS]

01:09:43   about twenty one that he wanted to be [TS]

01:09:46   known as grant Funk Railroad that's not [TS]

01:09:52   even funny the first time I've ever told [TS]

01:09:54   you about Graham well right now I don't [TS]

01:09:55   think you have that was a beautiful guy [TS]

01:09:57   and the gutter Punk how much how much [TS]

01:10:00   time did you really spend on that one [TS]

01:10:02   Grand Funk Railroad I'm sure that what [TS]

01:10:05   happened was like a lot of God upon [TS]

01:10:06   culture it came up at some point when he [TS]

01:10:08   was wasted [TS]

01:10:09   he was high and then the a minute stock [TS]

01:10:12   Grand Funk Railroad God and people would [TS]

01:10:16   refer to him by that name Grand Funk [TS]

01:10:18   Railroad ray row grant was and this was [TS]

01:10:24   at a time when I was you know it's never [TS]

01:10:26   certainly never gutter Punk but also [TS]

01:10:29   never really like a confirmed street kid [TS]

01:10:36   because I always you can't take at a [TS]

01:10:41   certain at a certain point of education [TS]

01:10:43   even self-education you cannot take that [TS]

01:10:47   education back [TS]

01:10:48   yeah as a different and i used to say [TS]

01:10:50   you can't choose to join the proletarian [TS]

01:10:52   right although if you don't have your [TS]

01:10:55   number in your pocket that you could [TS]

01:10:56   call to make it all get better within a [TS]

01:10:58   couple days you know you're not really [TS]

01:10:59   in the front area [TS]

01:11:00   yeah you can't you yeah that's right you [TS]

01:11:02   cannot you can you know I mean like you [TS]

01:11:04   can choose [TS]

01:11:05   use to not eat today but that's really [TS]

01:11:07   different from the legacy of having [TS]

01:11:09   missed a lot of meals as a kid a very [TS]

01:11:11   different thing [TS]

01:11:12   yeah you can choose to not eat for a [TS]

01:11:13   month but it's it's the it's the mother [TS]

01:11:15   teresa Gandhi problem right they they [TS]

01:11:18   went they went all that way to ward the [TS]

01:11:23   identification of themselves with people [TS]

01:11:26   who truly are suffering but they both [TS]

01:11:27   came from they both went to college they [TS]

01:11:31   didn't do it now exclusively look cool [TS]

01:11:33   though [TS]

01:11:33   no no they had the best of intentions [TS]

01:11:35   and a lot of people helped out a lot of [TS]

01:11:36   people I see I see it all the time [TS]

01:11:38   people who are who you know when they [TS]

01:11:40   fix that a wag more bark bark less [TS]

01:11:43   bumper sticker on the back of their [TS]

01:11:44   subaru they mean they they mean it [TS]

01:11:47   I'm not kidding right huh they're not [TS]

01:11:50   just judging know they're helping but so [TS]

01:11:55   these so gutter punks and I we traded in [TS]

01:11:59   the same marketplace for a while and [TS]

01:12:02   grant was actually a very close friend [TS]

01:12:04   and we sort of crashed together often [TS]

01:12:08   crashed upon one another fairly [TS]

01:12:11   regularly when we were too wasted to [TS]

01:12:14   move on down the road and grant you know [TS]

01:12:16   smelled terrible but i did too and but [TS]

01:12:21   he had a certain he was he was prepared [TS]

01:12:25   to go further down the drain [TS]

01:12:31   he's committed he's more committed i was [TS]

01:12:33   at a party with him one time and he he [TS]

01:12:35   stuck a fork into a into a burner on an [TS]

01:12:40   electric stove because we were using the [TS]

01:12:42   burner too hot knife hash and he stuck a [TS]

01:12:47   fork into it because we're also you know [TS]

01:12:49   heating up this hot knife to like a hot [TS]

01:12:52   knife some drugs that nothing and he [TS]

01:12:55   stuck a fork into it and we're like you [TS]

01:12:58   know it's not called hot forkin room [TS]

01:13:00   called knife and he took the fork [TS]

01:13:04   well after it was red-hot and he just [TS]

01:13:05   pressed it into his arm [TS]

01:13:07   uh-huh i was like what are you doing [TS]

01:13:09   something you can learn from watching [TS]

01:13:10   Quincy yeah don't do that but you know [TS]

01:13:13   that's that's where the line between [TS]

01:13:16   months crazy man what are you doing [TS]

01:13:18   look what he was you know he was the gym [TS]

01:13:22   I it was legit what he was legit you [TS]

01:13:26   defending this kind of behavior are you [TS]

01:13:28   but I mean at the time it was like [TS]

01:13:30   that's a pretty good party trick because [TS]

01:13:31   you're gonna have earned fork on your [TS]

01:13:33   arm rest of your life [TS]

01:13:35   yeah that's that's true and you did that [TS]

01:13:37   just now just for our benefit which is [TS]

01:13:41   that like I gotta give it up to that I'm [TS]

01:13:43   not gonna try it i don't have no desire [TS]

01:13:45   to like I'm and just I'm not that [TS]

01:13:47   attracted to things that make less of a [TS]

01:13:49   statement than a t-shirt I would never [TS]

01:13:51   wear well that's what that's not like [TS]

01:13:53   what it was was he committed to what [TS]

01:13:55   he's doing that knows can sign it [TS]

01:13:57   I've been here if you if you I mean [TS]

01:14:00   there are people who have put less [TS]

01:14:01   thought that into tattoos so got to skip [TS]

01:14:05   that one [TS]

01:14:06   so anyway anyone is your point is he's [TS]

01:14:08   committed to the gutter Punk lifestyle [TS]

01:14:11   and ethos well i don't know i'm not even [TS]

01:14:13   sure that gutter punks would describe [TS]

01:14:14   and he doesn't understand what this [TS]

01:14:16   means i'm so that they would describe [TS]

01:14:18   anything about themselves as being a an [TS]

01:14:21   ethos certainly not who or even a [TS]

01:14:25   lifestyle i think i think if you if you [TS]

01:14:28   posed this question to any gutter Punk [TS]

01:14:30   they would just dismiss the whole line [TS]

01:14:33   of questioning outright but here's the [TS]

01:14:36   thing i'm walking through a park and I [TS]

01:14:38   come upon a very large group of gutter [TS]

01:14:42   punks there's probably 20 plus gutter [TS]

01:14:45   punks of all sizes and shapes and [TS]

01:14:47   genders and races right it's a it's [TS]

01:14:50   truly a tribe of gutter punks in likes [TS]

01:14:55   it too [TS]

01:14:56   mhm and generally you see about four of [TS]

01:14:59   them at a time right one of them will [TS]

01:15:01   have a 1 will have a german shepherd [TS]

01:15:04   puppy on a on a chain here and you know [TS]

01:15:08   one of them will have a like one of [TS]

01:15:09   their aesthetics is to take the little [TS]

01:15:11   the little metal cap little metal top of [TS]

01:15:16   a bit lighter and they take those and [TS]

01:15:19   and sort of the crunch them into the [TS]

01:15:22   brim of their baseball hats are onto [TS]

01:15:24   their Levi's jacket zoo so it makes it [TS]

01:15:27   kind of little it's a it has the effect [TS]

01:15:31   of [TS]

01:15:31   kind of studs and leather jacket studs [TS]

01:15:34   but it's but they didn't even have to [TS]

01:15:36   pay for the studs they just ripped this [TS]

01:15:38   stuff off of lighters that that are you [TS]

01:15:41   know used old liners are there people [TS]

01:15:43   use every part of the later they use [TS]

01:15:45   every part of the lighter that's exactly [TS]

01:15:46   right now you know and so usually see [TS]

01:15:48   about between two and four of them [TS]

01:15:50   traveling together and there are as many [TS]

01:15:52   female gutter punks is there are males I [TS]

01:15:54   mean it's a very like it it really is [TS]

01:15:57   it's almost like oregon country fair but [TS]

01:16:00   turned into a dystopian future pump [TS]

01:16:04   thing but here's there's 20 25 of them [TS]

01:16:07   all together and I walk up on this group [TS]

01:16:09   very curious like why what is this the [TS]

01:16:12   gathering like why are you all here and [TS]

01:16:15   they're there but they're playing music [TS]

01:16:17   and as I get closer I realized they are [TS]

01:16:20   playing full-on like hillbilly mountain [TS]

01:16:25   music there's a guy with a tiny tiny [TS]

01:16:29   tiny little like piccolo banjo they're [TS]

01:16:32   producing full-on hillbilly not music [TS]

01:16:35   they are then they are rocking it [TS]

01:16:38   uh-huh right there's somebody playing I [TS]

01:16:40   should you not a tub base [TS]

01:16:42   Wow like a broomstick and a washtub and [TS]

01:16:45   I like the wood boom one string bass and [TS]

01:16:50   one coming right there's like that [TS]

01:16:52   there's someone playing what we once [TS]

01:16:54   upon a time called the Jew harp which is [TS]

01:16:55   now a job who wanna hear your boring [TS]

01:16:58   boring boring I went home [TS]

01:17:00   oh there's armonica they're like two [TS]

01:17:02   guitars there's a full-size banjo [TS]

01:17:05   there's this piccolo banjo there's like [TS]

01:17:08   a violin and flute and they're all the [TS]

01:17:10   instruments are all our gutter pumped to [TS]

01:17:12   write they're all like either handmade [TS]

01:17:14   or found and patch to the and the and [TS]

01:17:19   you know it look a little bit like Dexys [TS]

01:17:21   Midnight Runners they looked exactly [TS]

01:17:22   like Texas minute that's all i can see [TS]

01:17:24   if you had if you took Dexys Midnight [TS]

01:17:26   Runners from 1982 who and you put them [TS]

01:17:29   and you chew them up and spit them into [TS]

01:17:33   a hole in the ground like kimchi and [TS]

01:17:36   left it there until now you know you get [TS]

01:17:39   yellow trial and then you gently move [TS]

01:17:41   the dirt aside and inside its got a fox [TS]

01:17:44   is this whole [TS]

01:17:45   is this banjo group of gutter punks and [TS]

01:17:47   the music they're making is great it's [TS]

01:17:49   like I mean like mountain hillbillies [TS]

01:17:53   are not that far away from gutter punks [TS]

01:17:54   anyway and it's it's come full circle [TS]

01:17:58   right it's like this could be 1918 and [TS]

01:18:03   here they are and they're singing and [TS]

01:18:04   playing with a lot of like joy and [TS]

01:18:08   there's a you know there are several [TS]

01:18:09   gutter punks that are part of obviously [TS]

01:18:11   part of the camp train that aren't [TS]

01:18:13   playing music with them currently but [TS]

01:18:15   are sitting around kind of looking like [TS]

01:18:17   sort of sneering and looking like you [TS]

01:18:20   know at and regarding me with a look [TS]

01:18:23   like oh do you like this [TS]

01:18:25   oh is that something that you like which [TS]

01:18:27   is kind of a like a classic punk rock [TS]

01:18:30   move right like where you pull your [TS]

01:18:33   shirt down and show your boobs and then [TS]

01:18:34   when somebody looks at you like oh do [TS]

01:18:36   you like that [TS]

01:18:37   is that something that you like they're [TS]

01:18:39   like oh man really working against the [TS]

01:18:41   grain super shaved now I stopped to [TS]

01:18:44   listen to this band i'm super shamed by [TS]

01:18:46   their friends for liking it because [TS]

01:18:48   those that are we are we entertaining [TS]

01:18:50   you are we like to clown to you not to [TS]

01:18:52   eat its but i'm really in entertained [TS]

01:18:56   and the thing that is most entertaining [TS]

01:18:57   is that this band requires that these [TS]

01:19:02   gutter pumps have done a thing which is [TS]

01:19:05   antithetical to gutter Punk ism which is [TS]

01:19:08   that they have coordinated with one [TS]

01:19:10   another a little bit organized they got [TS]

01:19:12   organized they learned a bunch of songs [TS]

01:19:14   together they are all playing music [TS]

01:19:16   together and yet they are clearly true [TS]

01:19:20   gutter punks right i mean they are you [TS]

01:19:21   can tell by looking at them that they're [TS]

01:19:23   not posers [TS]

01:19:24   this is a real tribe of totally real [TS]

01:19:27   deep deep deep in it never going to be [TS]

01:19:31   part of the normal world gutter punks [TS]

01:19:33   and yet they're making banjo music [TS]

01:19:35   that's actually good and I was like this [TS]

01:19:39   is fucking UFOs [TS]

01:19:41   oh right axis now is an analogy is the [TS]

01:19:48   is which part of an analogy [TS]

01:19:49   I don't know this is what so you're [TS]

01:19:52   saying you're saying Dexys Midnight [TS]

01:19:54   Runners gutter Punk committed committed [TS]

01:19:56   kimchi people they might actually [TS]

01:19:58   literally be UFOs I'm saying that the [TS]

01:20:01   that the band diagrams are starting to [TS]

01:20:03   overlap things on this is one of the [TS]

01:20:06   signs know what strain it does not [TS]

01:20:08   strain credulity have to tell you that [TS]

01:20:10   as as RA okay so here's the thing you do [TS]

01:20:12   a ido Pepsi challenge is this person [TS]

01:20:15   info which one of these peoples info [TS]

01:20:17   right i mean i think i think you know [TS]

01:20:20   five times out of 7 i'm I picked the [TS]

01:20:23   gutter punks [TS]

01:20:24   well line up against the wall right [TS]

01:20:26   here's your here's your straight-laced [TS]

01:20:28   banker mr. business yeah man here's your [TS]

01:20:31   here's your housewife who's taking a [TS]

01:20:33   little bit of mothers little helper [TS]

01:20:34   every day and then using hypocrites [TS]

01:20:37   here's a cover your good or pumpkin [TS]

01:20:39   Louie alternative lifestyle plate and a [TS]

01:20:42   lighter in my head which one's the roof [TS]

01:20:44   oh right everybody's gonna say the [TS]

01:20:46   businessman or the housewife [TS]

01:20:49   no one's going to say the gutter Punk [TS]

01:20:51   yeah because too obvious through but in [TS]

01:20:54   fact that this was that this was I think [TS]

01:20:57   a little bit of a sign and write a [TS]

01:20:59   little bit of a glimpse behind the [TS]

01:21:00   matrix because how many people know [TS]

01:21:03   enough about gutter punk subculture to [TS]

01:21:05   walk up on a thing like that and say [TS]

01:21:07   wait a minute this is weird [TS]

01:21:11   the gathering of the gutter punks I'm [TS]

01:21:12   see my concern not only scripture story [TS]

01:21:14   here but my my thing is like I feel like [TS]

01:21:18   and maybe this is just the entire [TS]

01:21:19   entitlement of being my age and having [TS]

01:21:21   been been through you know a couple [TS]

01:21:23   rodeos i feel like i can look at the [TS]

01:21:25   gutter punks and oh yeah you know that's [TS]

01:21:27   stupid but I get that I get what they're [TS]

01:21:28   going for their hey man there's a lot of [TS]

01:21:31   housewives out there that I would find a [TS]

01:21:33   lot more inscrutable maybe we are we all [TS]

01:21:37   we all get the UFO we deserve [TS]

01:21:38   well that's exactly right like a beard [TS]

01:21:40   if you are living in the suburbs and [TS]

01:21:42   there's a housewife that's behaving [TS]

01:21:44   abnormally mhm [TS]

01:21:47   that's not that unusual right because [TS]

01:21:49   people playing people who complain about [TS]

01:21:50   the food that was brought to a potluck [TS]

01:21:52   at an elementary school [TS]

01:21:54   I'm much more likely to think that might [TS]

01:21:56   be a new phone well no that's the thing [TS]

01:21:57   though every housewife in the suburbs is [TS]

01:22:00   unusual in her own way [TS]

01:22:01   I'll anna karenina yeah exactly so the [TS]

01:22:04   woman that's that's complaining about [TS]

01:22:06   the food at a potluck she's just [TS]

01:22:07   behaving she's behaving consistent with [TS]

01:22:10   the overarching scheme of a housewife [TS]

01:22:13   who is drinking a little bit of white [TS]

01:22:15   wine in the morning right but if you saw [TS]

01:22:18   for suburban housewives walking down the [TS]

01:22:23   street all carrying field hockey sticks [TS]

01:22:25   who over their shoulders John are like [TS]

01:22:28   if you saw for housewives playing field [TS]

01:22:30   hockey you would know that that was [TS]

01:22:35   maybe a little bit unusual shape sure [TS]

01:22:39   that's what that is the equivalent of [TS]

01:22:41   seeing 25 gutter punks playing banjos [TS]

01:22:43   okay yeah i get i get i can sigh i can [TS]

01:22:46   tell you that the thing I really get i [TS]

01:22:48   can get how that must have been a really [TS]

01:22:49   crazy experience except very subtle [TS]

01:22:53   right because at first blush you're like [TS]

01:22:55   oh there's a bunch of gutter punks and [TS]

01:22:57   they're being a pain in the ass yeah but [TS]

01:23:00   then to to see them like passionately [TS]

01:23:03   playing music well on home-built [TS]

01:23:06   instruments it was just it either either [TS]

01:23:09   that subculture is expanding because [TS]

01:23:12   because a fake gutter Punk in that [TS]

01:23:17   situation would not have cut it right [TS]

01:23:19   that that the core of that group was was [TS]

01:23:22   was definitely down seem like a Steve I [TS]

01:23:26   shut up or something right or some more [TS]

01:23:28   like a vest some crusty kid who's who [TS]

01:23:31   you know who is just running away from [TS]

01:23:33   home who write like wouldn't wouldn't be [TS]

01:23:36   part of this game [TS]

01:23:36   these guys are going to the bottom of [TS]

01:23:38   the ocean together but like yeah so [TS]

01:23:42   anyway it just seemed to be one of those [TS]

01:23:44   signs of like stuff's going to start to [TS]

01:23:46   come unraveled everyone so while you're [TS]

01:23:48   going to put put a credit card into one [TS]

01:23:50   of those parking meter things and it's [TS]

01:23:52   going to say today you're parking is [TS]

01:23:53   free em USA what that never happens [TS]

01:23:57   right and there's a reason it never [TS]

01:23:58   happens because these computers now our [TS]

01:24:01   program to be pure evil but all of a [TS]

01:24:03   sudden the parking meter is just pumping [TS]

01:24:06   out like free tickets [TS]

01:24:08   oh when you stand there you watching the [TS]

01:24:10   next person has to pay you like that was [TS]

01:24:13   just for me [TS]

01:24:14   little things little things are going to [TS]

01:24:17   start going right [TS]

01:24:18   ok and so that what does that indicate [TS]

01:24:20   well that's just I mean little things go [TS]

01:24:23   wrong all the time [TS]

01:24:24   oh yeah that's a jamup day but when [TS]

01:24:26   things little things start going right [TS]

01:24:29   oh when the check engine light goes off [TS]

01:24:31   oh right right right when the when the [TS]

01:24:36   when the closet door that's always stuck [TS]

01:24:38   stops ticking interesting it's like [TS]

01:24:42   who's laying the groundwork for what [TS]

01:24:44   here huh [TS]

01:24:46   see what I'm saying i think i do I think [TS]

01:24:48   they do when the gutter part punk start [TS]

01:24:50   organizing and contributing to society [TS]

01:24:51   and the form of music truth like in a [TS]

01:24:56   way they're violating their credo but [TS]

01:24:58   it's still consistent with their queen [TS]

01:25:00   no I don't understand how it's possible [TS]

01:25:01   it's like bending light who is a juggalo [TS]

01:25:05   thing for you what well you know you [TS]

01:25:08   remember you have to change of heart [TS]

01:25:09   about the Juggalos oh I see what you're [TS]

01:25:11   saying you know if you use some of your [TS]

01:25:12   dive deep on a culture [TS]

01:25:13   i'm suing google them and then but in [TS]

01:25:15   this case is out of your personal [TS]

01:25:16   experience you seen people jamming the [TS]

01:25:18   tops of lighters into their have to go [TS]

01:25:20   to keep that with a bandana and dogs not [TS]

01:25:22   that cute actually talks prescreened [TS]

01:25:24   just crunchy GOG uh the thing about [TS]

01:25:26   juggalos is that liberals so I do not [TS]

01:25:31   fit right there must be some a gutter [TS]

01:25:33   Punk juggalo overlap but i don't think [TS]

01:25:35   there's much [TS]

01:25:36   ok ok gotta Punk's state keeping [TS]

01:25:38   themselves [TS]

01:25:39   I i'm still waiting for the juggalo [TS]

01:25:42   risin and I know that they most [TS]

01:25:47   definitely feel chosen by the who folds [TS]

01:25:49   but I think that's another one of these [TS]

01:25:51   dick cheney eaten cows with bleep blorp [TS]

01:25:54   I think you're right sit for example [TS]

01:25:59   let's say you decided you want to get a [TS]

01:26:02   personal assistant you probably would [TS]

01:26:04   not go on Twitter and say hey does [TS]

01:26:06   anybody want to be my personal assistant [TS]

01:26:07   well you might not okay I do it all the [TS]

01:26:11   time [TS]

01:26:12   ok ok because the body is getting a lot [TS]

01:26:14   of vetting to do and it's not going to [TS]

01:26:16   be the most qualified people because [TS]

01:26:17   what kind of super qualified person sits [TS]

01:26:19   on Twitter looking for a job and just [TS]

01:26:21   answer something randomly you would want [TS]

01:26:22   to do something a little more strategic [TS]

01:26:24   so the UFOs would not necessarily want [TS]

01:26:27   to go to the people who are [TS]

01:26:28   we regard themselves you don't say it's [TS]

01:26:30   a little bit on the nose yeah they're [TS]

01:26:31   not they're not walking up on people [TS]

01:26:33   that have a heaven and like a green [TS]

01:26:37   alien on a t-shirt on a really long [TS]

01:26:39   baggy t-shirt I hope not i just really [TS]

01:26:41   really really yeah i really hope not or [TS]

01:26:44   like alien part Simpson or something i [TS]

01:26:46   really hope not but they might sidle up [TS]

01:26:48   so one of those let's say let's say [TS]

01:26:50   you're a juggalo who's got an alien face [TS]

01:26:52   on a long t-shirt [TS]

01:26:54   mhm everyone's well you gotta go to the [TS]

01:26:56   dentist right because your mom is gonna [TS]

01:26:57   say you gotta go to the dentist your er [TS]

01:27:00   slaughter insurance might as well use it [TS]

01:27:01   right you're not a gutter punk who never [TS]

01:27:03   goes to the dentist to stay back [TS]

01:27:05   you're a you're a juggalo who sometimes [TS]

01:27:07   makes it back to Grandma's house and [TS]

01:27:10   drink a lot of pop gonna get taken care [TS]

01:27:11   of you probably haven't seen your mom in [TS]

01:27:13   a long time but you do see your grandma [TS]

01:27:15   she understands and she's going to take [TS]

01:27:17   you to the she's going to take you to [TS]

01:27:18   the dentist so you get in the elevator [TS]

01:27:20   at the dentist's office and you're [TS]

01:27:22   riding up a dentist's office on the [TS]

01:27:24   fourth floor because now the buildings [TS]

01:27:26   in your town or taller than five stories [TS]

01:27:28   tall right on the second floor elevator [TS]

01:27:31   stops the door opens the guy gets in [TS]

01:27:34   he's going up to and in the space of [TS]

01:27:37   going up two floors you juggalo in the [TS]

01:27:40   in the glow-in-the-dark alien smoking a [TS]

01:27:42   bong t-shirt yeah have a conversation [TS]

01:27:44   with this guy [TS]

01:27:45   you get off on the fourth floor to go to [TS]

01:27:48   the dentist's office he stays on to go [TS]

01:27:50   to the fifth floor and completely but in [TS]

01:27:52   the course of those two stories that you [TS]

01:27:54   travel together he gives you some [TS]

01:27:56   information about UFOs that indicates to [TS]

01:28:00   you that you have been tapped [TS]

01:28:03   ok right that's how it's going to happen [TS]

01:28:05   that's how it's going to happen to a [TS]

01:28:07   juggalo oh all I see what you're saying [TS]

01:28:10   and he's only thinking what could be [TS]

01:28:11   like a matrix kind of scenario like an [TS]

01:28:13   agent smith type is gonna sign up right [TS]

01:28:15   and then they're going to go back to [TS]

01:28:16   their tribe they're gathering they're [TS]

01:28:18   gonna say dudes dudes I had an [TS]

01:28:21   experience right and that's going to [TS]

01:28:24   galvanize a certain little quadrant the [TS]

01:28:26   Juggalos are going to go you know [TS]

01:28:28   they're going to go into the the next [TS]

01:28:29   day with new knowledge new information [TS]

01:28:32   so that when the anchorman comes [TS]

01:28:37   they are prime didn't know their job [TS]

01:28:43   who in the big in the system right [TS]

01:28:46   whoo-hoo [TS]

01:28:46   when the anchorman starts appearing on [TS]

01:28:50   the television monitors at the at the [TS]

01:28:54   toad in the hole [TS]

01:28:56   they're ready they know they know what [TS]

01:29:01   this is about [TS]

01:29:02   stay tuned for a very special [TS]

01:29:03   announcement up here comes here comes [TS]

01:29:06   the anchorman [TS]

01:29:07   dude Shh anchorman i love the name so [TS]

01:29:14   much I don't understand why are using it [TS]

01:29:17   but i really like it because he could be [TS]

01:29:20   the anchor man like in a relay like [TS]

01:29:23   you're the way the first guy that does [TS]

01:29:24   not drop the baton of stupid anchorman [TS]

01:29:27   you're the last one you got you got to [TS]

01:29:28   do that last quarter mile what I'm not [TS]

01:29:30   claiming is that the UFOs are giving me [TS]

01:29:33   any privileged information who they are [TS]

01:29:35   just picking me to sit in the chair and [TS]

01:29:39   have the experience of experiencing the [TS]

01:29:41   who posed for the first time with [TS]

01:29:43   everybody as a kind of proxy [TS]

01:29:45   uh-huh so that I'm seeing it just as [TS]

01:29:48   everyone else is seeing it but I'm on TV [TS]

01:29:50   saying look this is what we're seeing [TS]

01:29:53   am i right are we seeing this yes I am [TS]

01:29:55   worried are you worried this is gonna [TS]

01:29:56   seem perfidious or disloyal to your [TS]

01:29:59   countrymen [TS]

01:29:59   well this is this is what this is the [TS]

01:30:02   trust this is why they picked me right [TS]

01:30:04   as the trust that I'm able to in inspire [TS]

01:30:09   where other people are like is this guy [TS]

01:30:12   just feeding us a lot of ball is he just [TS]

01:30:14   brought some brainwash juggalo like my [TS]

01:30:17   way out why a phony award-winning [TS]

01:30:19   podcaster and Roderick yeah why should [TS]

01:30:21   we listen to this guy he's just telling [TS]

01:30:24   us what the aliens want us to hear seems [TS]

01:30:26   Gibby Carson Daly yeah exactly that's [TS]

01:30:28   exactly right you don't make a lot of [TS]

01:30:30   people going to say a lot literally [TS]

01:30:31   that's what people are going to say when [TS]

01:30:32   a constant your part you're part of the [TS]

01:30:34   you know Carson Daly is already a Borg [TS]

01:30:36   right Jimmy Kimmel right like they [TS]

01:30:39   they're already paired in with the alien [TS]

01:30:42   masters want them to say why not just [TS]

01:30:44   use one of them [TS]

01:30:44   yeah I mean it's interesting so obvious [TS]

01:30:46   that's the key right [TS]

01:30:48   in order fresh fresh spin on the brand [TS]

01:30:50   yeah in order for people to truly trust [TS]

01:30:52   the messenger The Messenger has to be [TS]

01:30:54   outside The Messenger has to be able to [TS]

01:30:56   criticize the message interesting right [TS]

01:30:59   so so they don't see you as a dupe or or [TS]

01:31:03   a mobile or Schmo no i'm not a Schmo or [TS]

01:31:06   ammo or dope or adult I'm like I would [TS]

01:31:11   be so happy if UFOs do something weird [TS]

01:31:13   before right if the if stuff starts [TS]

01:31:16   going going a little bit sideways or [TS]

01:31:18   inexplicable yeah i would be there [TS]

01:31:20   saying well now wait a minute this is a [TS]

01:31:21   little bit inexplicably tell me you you [TS]

01:31:23   might be comically clip on a shit I [TS]

01:31:25   would be calling the glee clubs are I [TS]

01:31:27   mean then the thing is they're way ahead [TS]

01:31:28   of me [TS]

01:31:29   alright they know i'm gonna be calling [TS]

01:31:30   them on this shit but I but you know the [TS]

01:31:32   end and the hole is that does the boot [TS]

01:31:34   fear the aunt does the boot for the and [TS]

01:31:37   Frank the whole game would be this is [TS]

01:31:40   what the amazing thing about the game [TS]

01:31:41   the whole game would be my aware enough [TS]

01:31:44   I at what level am i aware of of my [TS]

01:31:49   culpability at what level am i aware i'm [TS]

01:31:52   being too right and I would always be [TS]

01:31:54   searching for the next layer of being [TS]

01:31:56   duped like I always already think about [TS]

01:31:58   how many people join the army knowing [TS]

01:32:00   exactly what happens to people who join [TS]

01:32:02   the army but why we have an army we well [TS]

01:32:05   I don't want to put too fine a point on [TS]

01:32:07   it but you know sometimes we have wars [TS]

01:32:08   and you're gonna have to go die and you [TS]

01:32:10   sign up for that that that's your job [TS]

01:32:12   now you also probably get a college [TS]

01:32:14   education and medical care for life but [TS]

01:32:15   let's set that aside for now you're [TS]

01:32:17   saying you going to this [TS]

01:32:18   yeah yeah open open wide eyes shut [TS]

01:32:21   hardheart open you go into this and [TS]

01:32:23   you're already right you're right you're [TS]

01:32:25   ready to go into this great guns you're [TS]

01:32:27   gonna you're gonna ride this thing as [TS]

01:32:28   long as it goes but you can keep your [TS]

01:32:30   eyes open [TS]

01:32:31   well that's I mean this is what [TS]

01:32:32   qualifies me for the job right because [TS]

01:32:34   we already spend all day every day going [TS]

01:32:37   I know I'm being duped a thousand [TS]

01:32:38   different ways how like I accept accept [TS]

01:32:43   refined sugar i accept the fact that [TS]

01:32:46   they are playing a weezer in the grocery [TS]

01:32:49   store now I accept the fact that i [TS]

01:32:52   cannot drive a car without putting a [TS]

01:32:54   seatbelt on because the car will lecture [TS]

01:32:56   me [TS]

01:32:57   through a series of bongs who I I accept [TS]

01:33:01   all these things i know that i'm being [TS]

01:33:02   mind-controlled yeah yeah but i'm also [TS]

01:33:07   looking for the next layer of mind [TS]

01:33:10   control and the one after that [TS]

01:33:12   hmm that's the job that's the job gang I [TS]

01:33:15   think I'm finally getting its the same [TS]

01:33:17   reason when they call me up for jury [TS]

01:33:19   duty and I go the I really don't want [TS]

01:33:22   jury duty and go really tell us more [TS]

01:33:25   I say ah i just i kinda don't trust the [TS]

01:33:29   system i can't anything no offense you [TS]

01:33:31   guys you know but I add the system seems [TS]

01:33:33   weird the two jury things i've sat on I [TS]

01:33:35   tried really hard but I still didn't [TS]

01:33:37   feel great about how it turned out and [TS]

01:33:38   you know it's it's it's difficult and [TS]

01:33:41   they all look at each other and their [TS]

01:33:42   fucking licking their chops because you [TS]

01:33:44   know what I just identify myself either [TS]

01:33:45   identify myself as the ultimate juror [TS]

01:33:47   that both sides would love because I've [TS]

01:33:50   shown that I fret and I think about it [TS]

01:33:52   and I don't have a hard-on for either [TS]

01:33:54   side [TS]

01:33:55   that's right right and that's that's [TS]

01:33:56   kind of you at the UFOs that's right [TS]

01:33:58   they start to attorneys three aliens [TS]

01:34:00   they want somebody who's who's up there [TS]

01:34:03   saying what everybody's thinking right [TS]

01:34:06   and that's how people learn to trust [TS]

01:34:07   this the spokesman and but then the game [TS]

01:34:11   for me would be like I know that's what [TS]

01:34:13   they're doing to you know and I'm saying [TS]

01:34:16   that out loud [TS]

01:34:17   ladies and gentlemen I share your [TS]

01:34:19   concerns I is I've talked to bleep blorp [TS]

01:34:21   about this i have I i believe me I [TS]

01:34:24   understand [TS]

01:34:25   ladies and gentlemen let's ask ourselves [TS]

01:34:26   this question is dual the last 1i think [TS]

01:34:31   that's where the fucking school yeah [TS]

01:34:33   like good look let me handle that let me [TS]

01:34:37   worry about that but is even the last I [TS]

01:34:39   don't think zoo is I think zool is [TS]

01:34:41   probably the guy behind the desk at the [TS]

01:34:43   US Embassy in New share [TS]

01:34:46   it's all I can do not to think about [TS]

01:34:48   what is the nature of the fourth Ruffo [TS]

01:34:50   if you've gone past the daiquiri kept [TS]

01:34:53   giving some unisom hold now full count [TS]

01:34:57   with Janie and the electric chain is [TS]

01:34:59   still sitting there on the couch you've [TS]

01:35:01   met less than a gaseous form inside of a [TS]

01:35:03   space raincoat you go into the [TS]

01:35:05   refrigerator and up the stairs as their [TS]

01:35:07   school [TS]

01:35:08   mhm right and then what [TS]

01:35:10   then what you cross the streams [TS]

01:35:13   obviously at that moment you get you get [TS]

01:35:17   a get a team of three female [TS]

01:35:19   Ghostbusters and you cross the stream [TS]

01:35:20   easy text the question comes what are [TS]

01:35:23   you okay with that are you okay with not [TS]

01:35:25   knowing what exists behind that fourth [TS]

01:35:28   door it sounds like you're okay with [TS]

01:35:29   that and you're maybe even now you're [TS]

01:35:30   curious who can know what's behind the [TS]

01:35:32   fourth door entry clinton hillary [TS]

01:35:34   clinton who she's the one that knows the [TS]

01:35:38   contingency plan if anything happens to [TS]

01:35:39   you god forbid is there [TS]

01:35:41   do you have a contingency plan in mind [TS]

01:35:43   for who could be your second in this [TS]

01:35:45   that's not i don't think that's you [TS]

01:35:47   think they have to just blow just cancel [TS]

01:35:48   the whole thing Johnson china is not [TS]

01:35:50   available [TS]

01:35:50   me and various earth-death I mean death [TS]

01:35:53   i think but i think the first they're [TS]

01:35:55   gonna put me through one of those [TS]

01:35:57   airport scanner and this is where they [TS]

01:35:59   fix that's what they fix your help [TS]

01:36:01   yeah they fix my help you the first [TS]

01:36:04   three times you said this I thought it [TS]

01:36:06   was a very very funny pit and I was 32 [TS]

01:36:10   realize it's not a bit [TS]

01:36:12   no it's not a better at all they're [TS]

01:36:13   getting on the first thing first thing [TS]

01:36:14   they're gonna do is they're going to [TS]

01:36:15   repair the ligaments in my ACL like your [TS]

01:36:19   space and tommy john surgery they're [TS]

01:36:21   gonna do they're gonna they're gonna [TS]

01:36:22   they're gonna clean me out you're gonna [TS]

01:36:24   take off all the skin tags no RX about [TS]

01:36:27   your heads not gonna be allergic to [TS]

01:36:28   itself anymore [TS]

01:36:29   that's right my little broken finger is [TS]

01:36:31   going to be able to straighten itself [TS]

01:36:32   out all the while about your teeth are [TS]

01:36:35   gonna fix your teeth absolutely going to [TS]

01:36:36   fix my teeth that's what I'm really way [TS]

01:36:38   that's so nice to just corn on the cob [TS]

01:36:40   again huh [TS]

01:36:41   they're going to take all the little [TS]

01:36:42   cancerous cells that haven't started to [TS]

01:36:44   metastasis eyes yet yeah they're going [TS]

01:36:46   to just take them out that's this is [TS]

01:36:47   nothing for them I was like well yeah [TS]

01:36:49   it's like running a helmet over a [TS]

01:36:51   sweater to them this is nothing that i'm [TS]

01:36:53   i'm going to be like I'm gonna be like [TS]

01:36:54   washed rice after this they're just [TS]

01:36:57   going to comb out all the impurities and [TS]

01:37:00   then I mean maybe after the anchorman [TS]

01:37:03   has you know there's gonna be a certain [TS]

01:37:06   point which my brain can't handle it [TS]

01:37:08   anymore [TS]

01:37:09   yeah and then they're going to retire me [TS]

01:37:11   22 availed somewhere you think they put [TS]

01:37:14   you did they put you down with UFOs I [TS]

01:37:17   made by this point I mean you're going [TS]

01:37:19   to live for [TS]

01:37:20   let's be honest about 700 years yeah [TS]

01:37:22   because we've well as we discover with [TS]

01:37:23   sign [TS]

01:37:24   chance even if we fix all the things [TS]

01:37:25   that's still a statistical probability [TS]

01:37:27   is very very difficult to live beyond a [TS]

01:37:29   certain amount of years in your case i'm [TS]

01:37:31   gonna say they're probably give you the [TS]

01:37:32   undercoating and not charge you for it [TS]

01:37:34   also may be all things so you don't get [TS]

01:37:36   featured skin tags it comes right from [TS]

01:37:37   the factory the undercoating comes right [TS]

01:37:39   they know diseases we haven't even heard [TS]

01:37:40   of yet they're gonna fix you're gonna be [TS]

01:37:42   good to go but something's gonna happen [TS]

01:37:43   heat death of the universe but 700 years [TS]

01:37:46   from now you're gonna need to retire [TS]

01:37:48   let's call it a month usually and 700 [TS]

01:37:50   years yeah what is it the seven 6969 [TS]

01:37:53   night he went over 29 but I feel like [TS]

01:37:55   seven is good for me [TS]

01:37:57   yeah but you know I was talking to my [TS]

01:37:59   mom the other day and it's been very hot [TS]

01:38:01   up here in the northwest [TS]

01:38:03   I was gone for the weekend and I came [TS]

01:38:04   back I was like a mom would you do this [TS]

01:38:06   weekend she said well I mostly read and [TS]

01:38:10   I said immediately [TS]

01:38:12   wow that sounds like a great weekend and [TS]

01:38:14   she was like it really was and then I [TS]

01:38:18   heard us as though listening from [TS]

01:38:22   outside i was like huh that's [TS]

01:38:25   interesting [TS]

01:38:26   my mom spent the entire weekend reading [TS]

01:38:29   and I immediately identified that and [TS]

01:38:35   and identified with that as like a great [TS]

01:38:39   weekend and internet like stop to [TS]

01:38:43   process it you just go like that sounds [TS]

01:38:45   really wow you just you just read all [TS]

01:38:48   around [TS]

01:38:48   Wow but there are a lot of people that [TS]

01:38:51   would not think that was a great weekend [TS]

01:38:53   and there are a lot of people that would [TS]

01:38:54   think that was a horrible weekend and [TS]

01:38:56   there are a lot of people that wouldn't [TS]

01:38:56   be able to process those words was [TS]

01:38:58   considered a weekend [TS]

01:39:00   why would you what you know you know you [TS]

01:39:02   know let's say I'm let's say the [TS]

01:39:04   anchorman is 700 years old man will you [TS]

01:39:09   eventually start referring to yourself [TS]

01:39:10   in the third person regularly [TS]

01:39:12   well we'll see website with the [TS]

01:39:13   anchorman start referring to himself in [TS]

01:39:15   the third person will see what the [TS]

01:39:16   anchorman besides because the anchorman [TS]

01:39:19   is an independent thinker and i was [TS]

01:39:20   going to decide for himself [TS]

01:39:22   you have no idea how much wisdom you're [TS]

01:39:23   gonna keep that you have to worry about [TS]

01:39:25   stupid shit anymore well you obviously [TS]

01:39:26   there's still tons of stupid chick you [TS]

01:39:28   discover new kinds of stupid shit you [TS]

01:39:29   didn't know about but you're not going [TS]

01:39:31   to think about skin tags and eczema you [TS]

01:39:32   guys think about that finger in your [TS]

01:39:33   teeth [TS]

01:39:34   all that stuff is gone and i'm assuming [TS]

01:39:36   there's also beer [TS]

01:39:37   now you can you can you can now you're [TS]

01:39:39   now you are truly living what we thought [TS]

01:39:41   you know back in the 1960s Peter Drucker [TS]

01:39:43   we're gonna have this creative culture [TS]

01:39:44   in the life of the mind haha this is [TS]

01:39:46   living that the anchorman the anchorman [TS]

01:39:48   right and the anchorman it is a job [TS]

01:39:51   being the anchorman so that they're [TS]

01:39:53   obviously they're filling my CC [TS]

01:39:55   seriously everything's a job John it [TS]

01:39:57   doesn't have to be a bad it's not a [TS]

01:39:58   death sentence to have a job but nobody [TS]

01:40:00   pays is what I'm saying oh so that like [TS]

01:40:03   my bitcoin indicator is likened ding [TS]

01:40:06   ding ding or whatever the definitely [TS]

01:40:08   paying space dollars [TS]

01:40:10   well they would but what are bitcoins if [TS]

01:40:12   not space dollars i'm getting sick haha [TS]