Roderick on the Line

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00:00:15 ◼   ► hello hi John hi Marilyn [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► how's it going well you know I'm [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► starting off with a little bit of a [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► complaint I i thought i had a life hack [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► I don't know yeah I you know I have been [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► using the same coffee cup here for [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► awhile i really love my coffee machine [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► that was like it's bad to keep using the [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► same coffee cup over and over without [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► really washing it [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► uh-huh sounds like what am I gonna do [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► all right in the pantry I have a [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► thousand little disposable white cups [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► that people bring the parties and stuff [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► i'll just take the cups down that will [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► be its it's bad it's not eco-friendly [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► but these cups were already made right [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► there they were headed to the lands like [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► it's like fur coats you don't have one [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► made but you it's okay to adopt one [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► right right so i get down here i got my [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► stack cups I'm feeling like a real smart [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► guy put them in the copy machine turns [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► out the cup isn't quite big enough for [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► the for the long shot [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► so that copy was pouring over the side a [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► little bit and then I reach to pick it [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► up and the cup is not made to handle hot [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► liquids either it's too flimsy [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► Oh No so then it spilled on my pants and [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► explore my hand and hot [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► oh my god what a horrible way to start [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► you down so sorry you're starting over [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► oh no I mean how do you push a reset [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► button on something like that do you [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► keep extra pants at the office trousers [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► you know the fact is i do but i just [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► don't know if they are there if they're [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► right for this weather it's all money to [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► local here now check on the Seattle [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► whether it's kind of a nice day [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► it's getting there as we say it's [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► getting there getting there getting [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► there are four neighbor bag once again [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► back to 490 james street [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► it looks like it's a mostly cloudy and [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► 48 feels like 46mm it's gonna be mostly [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► cloudy for the next hour with rain [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► starting this afternoon [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► oh ok these pants are some very old very [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► cool [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► heavy heavy wool hunting pants [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► pants that you could they kind of Last [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► of the Mohicans pants you know what I [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► mean like they you could go down the st. [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► Lawrence River in a birchbark canoe in [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► these pants and at least your legs [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► wouldn't be cold [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► that's nice that's super specific yeah [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► right no chance of Cooper James Fenimore [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► Cooper pants we called him and so I mean [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► he wouldn't have had access to these [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► pants [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► no he was writing about the pants it's a [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► remote play yeah right exactly he was he [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► was wearing dear a suede here's where [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► stocks fits but these are like these are [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► what the people of the forties built to [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► to me to not make you have to wear a [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► deerstalker tape pierced her pants right [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► these listen the nineties are going to [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► make the sixties look like the fifties [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► I'm so sorry I uh I don't like to brag [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► know who you know that about the last [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► thing you like to do uh and i'm kind of [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► mostly out of the the life hacks racket [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► at this point but I kind of killed it [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► last night [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► oh you like fact I'll I fact you know I [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► just the same pretty much every day [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► mhm and one of the staples of my [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► wardrobe is just under half a dozen of [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► these american apparel long sleeve [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► t-shirts [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► it's a good tee shirt it's a t-shirt [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► with long sleeves and it's like a [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► miracle american-made in an [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► american-made sweatshop [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► but my problem is between bacon grease [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► and bleach I end up ruining a lot of [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► shirts Oh things with bleach you need [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► very very very little exposure to bleach [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► your be careful with bleach so I've had [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► this one that I really like it's one of [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► my favorites is a black one and I've had [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► it for I don't know three four five [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► years and it had a bleach like an orange [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► orange white bleach stain on the writer [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► on the abdomen but the size of a pin [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► believe just big enough need to be [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► noticeable and make it look like you're [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► wearing a shirt with bleach on it and [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► can you guess what I did em did you [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► speckle the whole shirt with bleach so [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► you look like a like a american apparel [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► bleach leopard get over you huh [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► that is good that I would be boiling the [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► ocean that way although i think that's a [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► good direction it was going to boil your [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► if you're heavily committed to the beach [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► lifestyle [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► what word sharpie what all sharpie pow [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► I was sitting there was like oh I [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► already look so shitty as it is i'm [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► wearing my pants that i always wear my [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► pants that can stand on their own and I [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► thought you know what I'm going to class [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► it up had to go out somewhere i had to [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► visit with people [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► yeah and so I took a sharpie with two [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► little strokes of a sharpie [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► Oh nobody knows the difference that's [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► wonderful isn't a life hack [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► yeah that's beautiful you know I i I've [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► used a sharpie for a similar purpose you [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► know I have I had a leather jacket for [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► many many years starting in the nineteen [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► eighties this is the one with the liquid [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► paper on it yeah and at a certain point [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► in the early early nineties I was like [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► you know this leather jacket would be [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► better with some white accents so i put [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► so i put wite-out on it all over it [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► frankly make a skull [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► no no I didn't draw it but i just went [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► down all the seams you know he was sort [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► of like like military tunic highlights [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► yeah right like it like a little bit [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► like a little bunting like that blazer [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► the guy in the prisoner that's right [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► except i did it with whiteout on the on [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► the leather jacket and I really liked it [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► just you know really you see the [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► brushstrokes you see the impasto well [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► yeah but I mean I did a few i did a few [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► layers i used a couple of things will [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► of liquid paper and then as the years [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► went on so that was you know early early [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► nineties for that some Soundgarden shows [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► in bars you know back in the old days [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► and then at a certain point along the [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► way I i discovered white ink pens [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► yeah and you know the the whiteout kind [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► of crumble this kind of laundry marker [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► you can get that is another switch [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► talking about it's almost like a little [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► can of paint in the shape of a pen and [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► you push down on this big nib and that [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► makes like it really works really well [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► they're beautiful little paint things [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► and some of them have a little pearl [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► essence to them so I so I got one of [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► those and i went over the you know the [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► stuff with this this like little paint [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► pen and then I was really popping then [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► at a certain point in the in the two [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► thousands kind of long past the point [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► that i should have been wearing around [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► up like a leather jacket full of flair [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► your motorcycle jacket no I was like [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► that's a little too flash I I kind of [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► went overboard and so then I took a [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► sharpie and I went back over the liquid [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► paper in you know select ways so that i [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► toned it down a little bit [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► also it was like a cover-up that you [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► yeah right and this and the Sharpie more [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► or less return the jacket to to its [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► original for leather color and I was [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► like wow all you have to really a [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► sharpie is so good for everything and I [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► think I think I'm actually really i'm [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► actually gonna put that jacket on the [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► ebay talking about this for awhile it's [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► too big for you will too big I mean it [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► you know I used to wear with a sweater [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► even though that's not the canonical met [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► motorcycle jacket vibe that's not [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► unusual though I mean like I by my doc [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► martens a little bit big [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► because I'm exactly between the two [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► British sizes so i just know to wear [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► fluffy socks [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► that's just part of this part of the [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► ensemble yeah yeah that was a that was [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► my thinking at the time you know do at [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► the time right after I mean I probably [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► said this before but you know when [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► you're big [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► it's hard to find things that fit you [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► well [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► and then when you do find stuff you're [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► like oh I should get the biggest uh-huh [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► because you're so used to you know to [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► having things that don't fit so it was [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► like I got the biggest huh [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► and then you know it's fine it's great [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► for layering but be addressed it's you [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► know that bit that the 1i where [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► motorcycle jacket out now it just looks [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► like a dad in a motorcycle track i hate [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► hate to say that um have you done any [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► more stuff to get started with the ebay [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► store [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► well I don't you know far be it for me [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► to come on this program and talk shit [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► about ebay em but I put a lot of work [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► into getting my stuff up there you know [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► I I did I probably did 20 items where i [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► put in seven pictures and long [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► descriptions of them and put in all [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► their filled in all their their [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► categories and then you know how you [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► know I am i odd i didn't want to just [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► launch it [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► I wanted to kind of let it stew little [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► bit and and think about it I didn't want [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► to just go live because once your live [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► it's it's an auction it's like you can't [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► take it back [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► it's running and so I didn't want to let [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► the rabbits out of the gate you know in [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► the big rabbit race and so I sat on it [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► for a while and I thought about and I [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► looked at my sat on it and it said right [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► there at these things go well what [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► happens that we keep these they say it [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► real casual we keep these for 30 days [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► uh-huh and I was like yeah well don't [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► know why would you ever let why would [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► you you could do a skype thing where [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► like your money has gone dormant yeah [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► your money gets doorman on the Internet [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► yeah that doesn't mean anything because [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► you go on you push a button and the [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► money comes back but it must be some tax [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► thing right you said he got to get off [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► the books after you get off it looks it [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► went dormant you push a button the money [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► comes this is why I don't like banks the [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► whole idea of money going dorm is very [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► troubling [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► mm seems like to me if it can go [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► Norman it wasn't money it's well yeah [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► exactly because money is fake but it was [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► but you know on skype they have they've [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► got me into putting I don't know how [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► much i have on skype now 50 bucks or [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► something like that because every time i [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► go on there like you don't have any [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► money on my shit alright i put more [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► money in please [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► what do you spend money on skype or you [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► be buying like clothes for cats or [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► something with no I mean I put money on [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► skype because i like to call i like to [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► call people in Europe ok or something [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► you know i like to call people on their [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► on their phones [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► uh-huh skype like you can't do that you [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► have to pay money for that [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► so you're uh alright alright alright i [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► put money in them and then they're like [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► oh do you want to go over here where [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► your other money was google voice I [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► still have ten dollars in google voice [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► and have no idea how to spend it with my [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► brother puts it wasn't for sure why I [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► did it [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► no Suh seen some of the zero balance you [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► know it's troubling yeah I don't like a [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► zero balance but I also you know I also [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► don't mind zero balance if it's a thing [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► i'm not going to use yeah but so anyway [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► just all this work to get my ebay store [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► ready and then I was like you know I [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► kind of wanted to have some fanfare when [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► i launched it i wanted there to be a [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► like maybe hire a band you know maybe [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► some Rip Torn confetti you know like wow [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► rip tail Rip Taylor not rip torn tendon [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► him and he ripped a Larry Sanders guy [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► rip torn right ACL were no way man [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► retailer retailers the colorful a [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► comedian with the confetti pockets and [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► rip torn is the is the Hollywood actor [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► oh IC ensign and Rick Rick Taylor was [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► the was the guitar player for the for [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► the faces no no I think it Mick Taylor [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► or you might be thinking of Charles [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► Nelson Reilly or or masa plea Ric Flair [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► the oh it was Ric Flair that reflect Ric [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► Flair was the guitars with with ronnie [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► lane in the faces right [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► ok so anyway so I can when I finally [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► went back on my ebay store a couple of [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► days ago kind of ready to I wasn't ready [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► to launch it let's be honest but i [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► wanted to look at it again and get more [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► ready you need time to sit with it right [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► as one of the units all right well like [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► you say once it's up mean I I totally [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► know what you mean you want to be [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► purchased I'm gonna come and look at [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► this am I not look at this for a while [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► it's like drafting something like I want [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► to spend a lot of time on this and then [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► i would not think about it for [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► her cell and come back i look at me just [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► got a little bit like what's the hurry [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► here Johnny that's right what's the [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► hurry and come back a little bit later [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► in the fullness of time i will know when [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► this is ready [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► this will tell me when it is ready yeah [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► except thank you that's exactly right [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► I'm not saying when the ebay store is [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► ready the ebay started telling me when [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► it's ready and you know when i launched [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► it i want all those people that are [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► interested in it to be sitting out there [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► with their virtual catcher's mitts ready [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► to receive the pitch their virtual money [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► with their what their that's right with [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► their dormant money hopefully not [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► dormant money ready to reactivate the [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► money to bid on the things i go back [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► there and so the all the words that i [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► wrote is still there which is nice i'm [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► glad for that but all the pictures are [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► just have great out or they've turned [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► into those little those little fake like [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► holy soldiers yeah Polaroid looking [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► polaroid looking placeholders and i'm [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► searching all around and and then so I [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► have a pretty new laptop let's be honest [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► i bought it when I well I bought it when [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► everything got stolen in the great the [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► Great possible or so you've had it for [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► almost exactly a year [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► well I didn't buy right away so I less [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► than a year now but it definitely send [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► Steve Jobs died [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► oh yeah host Steve Jobs one ok I mean [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► it's not like it's not worth anything [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► right now like those pre Steve Jobs [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► remember what you got what model it is [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► it's the I didn't get the air because it [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► will get a macbook with one port are you [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► got a macbook with more than one point I [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► got that they got to get more than one [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► ported okay then just want one no [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► worries and Herschel is very [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► controversial oh ok good good got it as [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► a good computer it's a nice computer but [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► so I'm doing this on the one doing this [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► on the looking at my ebay and I'm like [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► we're my stores go or mice my pictures [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► go and then what pops up [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► Oh your Adobe Flash plugin isn't current [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► well because i'm using chrome sorry I [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► should have said Who [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► and so I can give [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► shit you know some going around trying [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► to update my adobe and then I get to a [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► place where I'm trying to update my [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► adobe and chrome says well listen if you [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► update your chrome your it automatically [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► update your Adobe oh and i can also i [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► gotta update chrome and then I'm in [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► there monkey around and it says hey [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► wouldn't you like to update your OS to [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► El Capitan [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► oh sure I'm I don't know I guess [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► yes is that the I mean when when apple [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► offers you the opportunity to update [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► your software that's usually a mixed bag [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► of of fruits and nuts [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► it's it's used to be an easier to answer [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► question and I think the answer over [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► time has become more complicated i think [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► the answer is I'm not sure key tell me [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► more about what that means [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► that's right that's exactly how an [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► ancient computer work faster now might [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► make a computer network as much not work [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► as much as exactly right and so I'm like [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► that's a new it's a very new computer so [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► I feel like upgrading to El Capitan is a [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► thing that if this computer which is [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► seven and a half months old can't handle [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► it feels like that's a betrayal right [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna update [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► my my my desktop here your little your [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► little don't you like an old look just [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► like an old white laptop for a long time [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► i did i did i put somebody stole back [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► for me in Chile oh that's the one we [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► bought the photo of us on the show are [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► tall is that day was searching that's [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► such a beautiful computer and we really [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► loved it here at the at Roderick [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► Roderick group but I took it down to [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► Chile and I was sitting in a i was using [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► let's be honest in a bus station in [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► chile and somebody saw me use it and [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► then I i put it in a bag and i said to [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► my partner you know watch the bags and [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► she said of course and i went to the [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► bathroom and I came out and the it was [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► gone I was like I thought you were [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► watching the bags and she was like I was [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► also make sure to pull over the RV [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► before we get there [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► but she wasn't that's right different [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► partner [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► oh ok good but it's a problem because [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► she was playing solitaire or something [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► and somebody came over and I think [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► somebody probably walked by I was like [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► look at that over there ideas so that so [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► that is gone but you know here i'm using [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► i'm using a a a 2.16 gigahertz intel [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► core2duo here on this computer i'm not [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► gonna put el capitan on this [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► wow that's amazing yeah so I got a 4 [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► gigahertz intel core i7 blue m 4 [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► gigahertz hmmm can econ 102 pow wow i'm [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► most excited about my graphics card [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► though which is an AMD radeon r9 n 2 95 [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► x with the 4096 megabytes see what this [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► will even tell me what garbage want to [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► go to your Apple in the upper left-hand [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► hitting about this mac well I did that [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► ok so this is an imac it's an intel core [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► do 20 it has one processor 2 cores a4 [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► megabyte l2 cache [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► Wow gigabyte memory 2 gigabytes two gigs [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► uh oh my goodness it's got a 632 30 to [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► 32 gig we do with all those gigs I guess [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► you just you just you harness those up [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► and ride to town they pulled every I get [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► the more memory my computer gets oh i [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► see that's smart [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► so it says way John's here I got here I [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► graphic yeah i gotta i get here's my [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► chipset model ok could also ok sure it's [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► a radeon x1600 that's nice that's nice [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► yeah it's got 228 megabytes of vram well [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► it is called victory ram oh yeah I feel [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► like it's got a lot of victories [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► computer says hello John from cupertino [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► would you like to upgrade to El Capitan [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► yeah and so I go all right you guys [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► you've done this to me 50 times before [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► but sure sure I want to see my ebay [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► pictures and I want to get I want to I [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► want to make sure that the reason i [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► can't see it is that adobe has decided [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► that I'm [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► did a new thing which they seem to do [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► every week and a half and now all i [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► gotta update chrome God knows I don't [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► want to have the wrong chrome and that's [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► like all right let's go the whole hog [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► Here I am Here I am I got my pants on [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► let's get the new el capitan at which [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► point the computer immediately he says [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► I'm gonna need an hour to think about [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► I'm gonna tell you it's 28 minutes but [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► it's really gonna be more like an hour [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► yes I think of all the improvements [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► apple makes progress bar accuracy is not [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► one of them [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► yeah right so then I'm done I'm sitting [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► there I'm like oh shit man i was already [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► and now I'm duelin yes I'm sorry I'm [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► spinning my thumbs [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► you got something to do your unique [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► needs a store up i got it i want to see [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► my pics [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► that's right so all this stuff happens [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► like yes I got upgrade to el capitán [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► yes I get a new I get a new chrome which [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► came with a new Adobe everything checks [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► out i restart the computer couple of [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► times just to make sure that everything [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► settled in you know you gotta shake it a [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► little bit so that all the stuff settles [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► to the bottom and then no i didn't [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► the pictures were gone it wasn't adobe [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► because the pictures i don't imagine [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► that would have to do with flash who [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► knows what new we shut why would we need [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► to know where just the users who knows [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► what flash does it's telling me all the [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► time to upgrade my flash and when I do [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► all it does is it makes the intrusive [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► advertisements happier I can't let that [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► stop you at buddy you put the flash on [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► there and all of a sudden all the things [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► where it was like okay play the ad now [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► it's like i can play the add black so [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► anyway suffice to say that ebay [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► inexplicably decides after 30 days for [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► no good reason that I can tell just [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► because they don't want to use their [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► memory because they're probably in the [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► clewd and there it's like oh you're [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► taking up are clued memory and somebody [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► in cupertino is charging us extra extra [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► virtual dollars and so it sucks [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► so they don't make the pictures dormant [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► they just say that they're gone [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► that's so now i gotta go and put all the [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► pictures back [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► I can't believe these words are gonna [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► come out of my mouth because i'm going [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► to this is one of the things around [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► going to do this phonetically so be [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► patient with me [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► alright okay have you thought about [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► using etsy look I think Betsy might be [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► more what you're looking for because [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► etsy is a place where you make a little [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► store i think that's what you're doing [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► you know you're not really doing an [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► auction you're doing kind of a store i [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► think well it's true except that i have [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► thought about it and i think i may have [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► even been contacted by somebody from [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► etsy who listens to this program they're [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► very good very good company [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► yeah they write me a lot of stuff on [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► their sites pretty wackadoodle but I I [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► know a guy who's the one of the big [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► shots there and he's the best [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► oh nice well i will i love to go on a [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► sec uh huh and say and if you kept your [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► listener raise your hand high because [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► you go on there and you're like Who a [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► look at this somebody really this is [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► nice but the thing about etsy is that [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► you have to decide what the what you [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► want to get for the thing and you know I [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► don't want to say to somebody all this [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► is worth a hundred dollars because it's [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► like yeah I don't know how much of that [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► how much of this thing is really where [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► $75 but there's $25 of emotional [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► investment that I want to get paid for [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► I feel like a lot of stuff for FC is [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► like yeah alright i guess $98 but I'm [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► buying this thing sight unseen I can't [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► try it on you put three pictures up [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► ninety-eight dollars if I saw em I think [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► there's a way you could strategize this [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► a little bit uh I first of all I mean [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► like I said before I don't know anything [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► about business so you take that it is [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► big with a grain of salt sure but i'm [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► thinking you need at least one marquee [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► item but I referred to previously as [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► Elizabeth Taylor's panties you need [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► something you can put up that's going to [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► be that's the real fish food though the [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► wowzer that gets people to go like oh my [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► god I've been hearing about this thing [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► forever and there are five people out [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► there who might actually pay a premium [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► for it and then I think you get a [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► handful of like medium price things in [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► 5200 dollar range and then maybe have [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► something where you've got a lot of [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► something like tie tacks or cousins or [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► kazoos ricci I think so for you you have [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► been asking about this because why would [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► you but I think you should have little [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► packages you could get where you could [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► you mail out you get a tie tack and [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► kazoo and this but it'sit's you know AQ [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► like as available but for like ten bucks [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► fifteen bucks whatever you charge for [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► that but i think the key is you find out [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► what kind of stuff is selling stuff [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► makes money what kind of stuff ends up [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► being the biggest pain-in-the-ass to do [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► you have a pilot program that way but [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► you also you you go out of the gate you [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► launch with something where we can go [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► wow [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► John's jacket that has cover up tattoos [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► that's something i think five hundred [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► dollars for well sure I but you know [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► that's the big question is this thing [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► worth a hundred dollars because it's got [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► white out on it was worth five hundred [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► dollars because it's only because you [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► talked about in the program sell your [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► bathrobe with them without of the Senate [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► are how i did i do have I do have that [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► bathrobe you know you were mentioning [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► Wales last time we visited she mentioned [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► recording this a little bit before will [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► come out recording this arm on sometimes [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► you're really going to give away the [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► whole you're gonna give away otherwise [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► you're gonna go look at the westin recap [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► Mars and go check and see if I got the [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► weather right so you know what she [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► doesn't have to check because she just [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► has it in her mind I don't know how deep [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► a wild stuff i don't know how it works [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► did she get she needs to 20 seconds to [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► access data that is that in a salt mine [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► in utah she pulls up some stats that are [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► there are pretty precise if you're not [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► if it if you're not aware of who can Mar [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► Miz ladies and gentlemen that is someone [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► you should research [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► he's a scientologist that's my [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► institution scientifiction choose the [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► type of science fiction is not [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► Scientology the shots I inition yeah and [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► she has a laboratory and she's an artist [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► that's true can I mean she's catalog [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► everything you're seeing what she does [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► with the next sketch i have seen well [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► are you kidding me i mean that was my [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► introduction to her before I even [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► realized she was a she was a Scientifics [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► scientist scientist ins and missed [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► I I knew her primarily as an artist who [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► made who made fantastic art on burnt [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► toast sent me a Wilberforce one day in [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► wilberforce for me just because you you [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► know what I should get the Wilberforce [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► I'll hang on to help people keep sending [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► me gifts to give you got a whole stack [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► here don't know what I would do with a [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► while before so i guess i would say mr. [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► connects your head phony [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► isn't that what you guys do with those [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► things you said and stroking with your [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► thumb like a like worry beads so I'm [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► anytime about talking about your store [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► we were talking about [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► so here's what i want i wanted what I [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► want what what hot want is a guarantee [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► no more attempts on my father's life all [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► good i'm the hunted one is a pimp [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► oh never gonna find out outside sent to [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► you it was resolved but it wasn't until [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► this day that I was email along it was [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► presenting alone [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► hey Tom old times sake [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► oh my own can you give me off sorry [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► Sally I do itself yet do it [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► listen as I want an excuse w can't do [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► that its close-up on my arrangements [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► I am I want to get an etsy store i have [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► you running right now that we got what I [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► was you renounce evil my god i wish i [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► could make a organ chord with my mouth [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► Oh using a cap marm of the weather lets [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► go back we got a jumper cases we need to [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► outback solve this really got sera sera [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► sera que sera sera kusa that's ahead [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► acoustic cool [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► who'sa I don't gestate kusa so i have a [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► recording of a friend of ours who's in [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► Rome saying his name almost John [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► satisfaction really from sent to you [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► from Rome [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► oh yeah direct from Rome you wait for [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► this though John makes the distinction [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► between the way the italian city is [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► pronounced in the way his name is pretty [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► well of course and no he's an [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► italian-american because insurance your [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► kisa sure i did i tell you i was on an [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► airplane with somebody other day and I [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► was like oh yeah my people are from la [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► croissant and that's it Wales that's why [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► we got to talking about whales yeah and [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► she said she said we're and I said la [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► croissance it's outside of Cardiff she [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► said where I'm from Carter and I was [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► like I know la croissance and she said [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► oh I think I know what you're saying [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► electra sont it's not that different [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► and I was like electricity and she said [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► no no [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► la license like the French it's all one [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► big parlor trick you'll never pronounce [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► anything right to those people and I did [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► it again love Tresor so here's what I [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► don't know lot true something I just I [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► was just like I just wanted to throw my [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► dasani water 100ml that so that's what [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► me as funny you actually nailed it I [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► what I remember was what you're talking [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► about whales and I went and I looked up [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► the Cardiff giant which I remember doing [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► an sra card on in fourth grade and the [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► Cardiff giant remember part of giant is [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► it some kind of gollum made out of clay [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► that the Avengers the Jews I could be [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► could be like that like Sammy Davis jr. [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► go to go look at the Cardiff giant page [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► and so this is a great hoax of the 19th [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► century with this guy in cardiff found [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► this would appear to be some kind of a [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► body of this guy with a giant cock who [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► is like 10 feet tall [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► hello you always see these guys like a [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► beer can and so they are and so [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► basically it was revealed to be a coax [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► why am I telling you this [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► a CO hoax hoax that's a saving whales IC [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► card box cutter well no no no no Nick [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► hooks cut cock kokes so cutting down to [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► where currently resides Iowa publisher [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► Gordon so eventually revealed to be a [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► fraud [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► hold on hold on hold on I I Google's [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► google Cardiff giant yeah and I've come [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► up with Sarah cues Cardiff giant oh [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► there's some kind of flipper Rooney this [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► might be a switch them up [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► look at that wikipedia page you will see [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► the cock I'm looking that's in my [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► display and for talking to my display in [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► syracuse new york in 1869 I get you well [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► i'm looking at a picture now and and [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► there's a woman sitting this is this [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► picture was taken in nineteen twenty or [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► there's a woman sitting strategically [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► basically on his lap so that you cannot [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► see his peanuts [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► OIC the woman in the performance fleece [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► no this one is in some kind of but not [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► others as a dress i look at that [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► oh man anyway I dimensions I mention [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► this because eventually the Cardiff [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► giant was acquired Iowa publisher a [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► guard on a great name gardener cows [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► junior bought it later to adorn his [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► basement rumpus room as a coffee table [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► income [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► station piece rumpus room I love that [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► were in 1947 sold to the farmers museum [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► in Cooperstown New York we're still on [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► display by the farmers museum in [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► Cooperstown the second-largest second [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► most famous museum in Cooperstown so [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► what I'm trying to say to you is erotic [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► you that jacket could be somebody's [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► Cardiff giant there might be some paul [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► allen type person out there that is just [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► waiting for the piece to finish their [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► collection you say they're going to [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► mount it in a frame and put it on the [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► wall of the rumpus room we could put on [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► a creepy doll they could put the [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► bathrobe in a seminar two bids like put [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► that on a dummy i'm just saying fish [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► food fish food she explorer.exe alright [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► well i have explored explored see quite [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► a bit and I feel like you know I've [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► almost pulled the trigger on some $60 [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► pocket squares before I realized the [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► pocket squares were just hang keys that [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► you could get a bit like 20 hankies for [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► a dollar fifty and so it so I stopped I [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► stopped I stopped believing in the whole [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► pocket square racket [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► uh-huh I i went on i'm not even going to [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► say ebay anymore because it's because [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► I'm getting frustrated now [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► sure you don't you only given publicity [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► know is much more and more people are [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► going to use it when really I should be [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► directing people's attention to FC long [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► shield spell my name wrong [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► you know what I could probably buy a cat [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► mARMS toast carvings on etsy you can buy [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► anything at sea but I went on I went on [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► the other the other site which shall not [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► be named and i ordered a thing that was [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► vintage hankies from Poland and they [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► came [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► ok they cost me two dollars and they [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► came and they were things of utmost [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► beauty these polish vintage hankies that [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► wow that I used now his pocket squares [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► and i challenge you a challenge you to a [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► find a reason why they are not also [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► effective as pocket squares because [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► they're gorgeous a hundred percent and [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► be there from Poland and see [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► fuck you you know what i mean and i see [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► is always fuck you and whatever list I [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► made [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► when I diagram a thing a is something is [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► the main thing for you know what you do [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► that thing where a is and is not the [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► main thing beyond amazing i want to [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► start with a minor point i start out [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► with the number two number two is just a [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► minor point and then I want to save the [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► big banger for number number a right [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► because that's what you do you say to be [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► minor point a then you go to a next [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► major point AC C is funky [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► lieutenant-colonel point lieutenant [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► colonel point river was up to just look [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► at regretsy no I have never even heard [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► of my fortunes got an essential link to [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► a tumblr that his is in its spirit other [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► side called regretsy and the the deck [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► the description of it was what did you [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► make that with your feet and was just [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► practical things you could get on etsy [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► see now this is something I don't [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► understand there are still webpages up [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► for auto parts stores where a little [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► like a little 8-bit man is down at the [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► bottom waving his hand and there's some [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► kind of balloons [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► why the hell are those still out with [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► that we're all there everything's in [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► primary colors Obama those are so that's [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► Obama I don't those are still up but [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► regretsy is gone [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► well you know maybe forget the password [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► or you know you lose the account for [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► some reason it's a shame it's in it's a [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► known issue it's a big problem [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► well here's a pug with boobs this is so [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► this is a bug huh [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► this is not this is a feature this is a [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► bug well there's lots of reasons it can [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► happen [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► yeah i mean i don't understand it tho [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► somewhere on the internet exists because [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► the NSA is has got to have it to [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► cross-reference a good point [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► so have you thought about any more about [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► fulfillment or you're still at the [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► getting it up figuring that part out [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► phase [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► well my mom and I've had a big argument [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► about fulfillment and and a frankly an [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► ongoing argument [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► yeah where I said here's what I want to [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► do I want to I want to picture these [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► things i want to and then I want to box [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► them up and then when it's time to [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► fulfill them they're already in a box we [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► put a little post-it note on the box [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► that tells us what's inside this this [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► felt like a life hack when you got a min [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► all in boxes and then the [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► the they're over and like I just printed [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► label and put it on ya just print off [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► they go [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► and she said well we don't need to put [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► them in boxes let's just hang them up on [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► this clothes rack and then we'll put [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► them in boxes once they sell and I was [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► like no listen to the life hack here [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► would put them in boxes now we're [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► dealing with him now put in boxes now [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► put a little post-it note on it we know [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► what it is and properly one-off thing [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► she said I'm not know why don't we just [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► hang them on this clothes hanger rack [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► and I said because that's another thing [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► to do [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► once the things cells once the auctions [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► over then you got on the clock is [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► ticking at that point yeah then you [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► gotta go get them and get the boxes and [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► then I'm gonna you know that it's gonna [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► be hard enough to print the labels out [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► yeah that takes time and and thought and [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► she was like nothing I was just and [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► she's just she just casual basis but you [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► did that thing you hate what she didn't [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► exactly argue with you she just kept [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► saying the same thing over yeah she just [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► casual you don't like that [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► dismissed the thing she was not [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► acknowledging what was so great about [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► the life hack [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► she was just saying I don't know it'll [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► be perfectly fine to just do to just [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► ignore your life back and I and I said [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► mom are you not listening to me this is [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► a this is the thing this is the science [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► here and she didn't begin [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► I don't know it'll be easy we'll just [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► put it on them and so I don't know I I [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► asked her why are you what are you what [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► advantages there to not doing this and [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► she just had some big thing of like [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► putting them boxes just then I just have [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► a bunch of boxes sitting around [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► yeah well to quote Mike Tyson everybody [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► has a plan until they get punched in the [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► face men so the only thing i would say [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► he said that like this [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► sorry that was the voice of your parents [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► however hardware for dim sum up all I [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► could talk to care about the only [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► potential flaw in OC I like your plan a [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► lot because that's the way I think [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► thanks you that the only potential [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► downside is i think there's an extremely [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► good chance that they're going to be [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► people who are good people people of [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► good heart [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► people with actual non expired money who [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► want to buy your stuff and there's a [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► pretty good chance that more than one [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► person is going to want more than one [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► item uh and they might be frustrating to [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► them to pay the full freight on two [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► separate boxes if I could easily be [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► combined into one but that still doesn't [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► mitigate mitigate against what you're [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► doing here which i think is very [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► sensible getting the right size boxes [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► that stuff it and I still think planning [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► ahead on that is smart [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► yeah I i agree with you and now that you [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► say it there's every chance that someone [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► will ask a question on ebay as you know [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► that is a that is a feature I used ebay [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► once in 1998's by some-some Vintage Air [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► Jordans from something i bought a a body [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► a remake of a vintage pavement shirt and [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► maybe a weezer sure I think about [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► payment weezer shirt m x one of those [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► classic that Greenland that came ashore [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► everybody had the green shirt with the [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► weird device like a yellow on it [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► yeah I guess so I'm sure I've seen it a [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► million billion times you show aren't [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► this week of paper yeah i do of payment [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► do you [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► we are you [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► it's like how are you getting away with [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► singing like that I know you can sing [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► like a normal person ever sounds more [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► normal over the years you just go back [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► and listen to it still sounds so weird [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► how do you do it I don't know how you [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► can do it i don't get so high I wonder [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► does he speak like an ordinary guy I [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► know what it does [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► well then you're my fact checking cuz [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► they're good it's all amazing wonderful [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► music and the fact that he sings like [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► that is a major advantage to the music I [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► just don't understand how you can do it [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► i don't understand how you can know how [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► to say and then fail to sing so utterly [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► it's it's just it's so snotty instead [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► this is so dismissive it sounds naughty [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► and that's why the British people loved [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► it because they think that snotty is [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► real [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► they don't like people with self-esteem [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► in England I've seen this at length over [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► the years I've been able to observe how [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► much British people are suspicious of [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► anyone who doesn't hate themselves not [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► saying it's bad i'm saying that's [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► important likelike really seeing that [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► can help a lot [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► yeah that's very interesting mhm you've [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► got to hate yourself a little bit more [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► well that's the thing that nobody in [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► Europe likes about Americans it [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► hate ourselves enough right right right [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► there are they've all got cured guard in [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► their water and we're out here with our [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► like can-do spirit in our rabbit run [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► rabbit run [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► look at me i'm certain ebay store cause [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► people want my used club it's probably [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► really governess u.s.a America paopao [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► got a bag and people here just roll [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► their eyes don't you two friendly bet [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► they look at the British media look at [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► the British media and like how they love [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► to tear down somebody like just at the [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► point when they become like well-known [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► got a little bit too big for their [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► britches [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► yep well except for Robbie [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► what's-his-name well no the guy from [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► that didn't that song that 1999 song [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► right yeah you called her and robbie [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► coltrane the cute guy that somehow is [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► like fun and funny and also like got big [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► in England but nobody in America has [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► ever heard of him Robbie Johnson right [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► look I did that song in 1999 that i [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► liked i guess so yeah well enough that [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► my head sounds like bittersweet symphony [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► even though I know it's not [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► Robby Z Robby here he said I had that [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► it's good in the world come in Robin did [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► that thing billions each Robin Williams [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► Robbie Williams he did the thing that [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► chris cornell did which is he made a [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► disco album already tried he tried two [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► thousand things to get big American he [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► been a boy band before that's right [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► Robbie Robbie Johnson Robbie Robbie [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► Williams we will just be in a way and [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► Bobby Williamson think I'll take that [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► exactly that's become he was the Justin [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► Timberlake of England but he was snarky [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► he was funny he was like he was like the [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► comedian that used to be fat that now is [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► a drug addict or not even drug addict [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► anymore now he's a post drug addict [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► who's like smart and goes on American [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► just one just one makes people feel bad [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► makes them feel not smart enough oh uh [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► huh but I think more about that [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► well you know the one he was in them [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► using these in all of these movies now [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► he's the british guy that [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► oh he remade caught between the moon and [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► New York City [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► oh and it wasn't any good huh just like [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► when steve martin remakes the cato right [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► so I'm looking for Arthur English [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► fat drugs right the show yeah let's see [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► what happens [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► alright let's see Mycroft Holmes already [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► laying know Russell Brand yeah there we [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► are Russell Brand are you kidding no [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► Russell Brand also branch recent you [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► lots of drugs and I look weird out sure [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► he's fun and funny and smart but like [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► also annoying he's a he's an activist [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► comedian [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► oh IC needs to be with katie holmes i [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► don't know exactly the Mycroft Holmes as [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► far as we know Katie Holmes is the one [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► that married the scientologist no no [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► that's Katie alright okay so my thinking [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► of Katie Barry Katie Holmes is the one [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► that married the scientologist Katy [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► Perry's the one that married Mycroft [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► Mycroft Holmes katy perry is the one [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► that looks like zooey deschanel if you [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► just turn the volume up on all over [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► features like you know that must drive [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► her crazy well it's the opposite i went [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► to a more at a ballgame with her in this [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► happened i went to a mariners game with [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► the with the zoe and shoot and somebody [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► was like hey you're that latch the one [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► you're that girl and I was like wow I'm [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► surprised that that this these drunk [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► guys at a baseball game know who you are [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► and she was like they don't know i am [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► they think I'm Katy Perry this episode [TS]

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00:44:04 ◼   ► Roderick come along [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► wow really they're like you gotta hear [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► that yeah you're the girl with the song [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► about the girl kissing the girl was like [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► just rolling her eyes like yeah thanks [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► okay thank you [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► she's gotten a lot well yeah it's and it [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► when you put them side-by-side you're [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► like I'll sure this is that dumb thing [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► where it's like the kind it's like me [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► and Josh rosenfeld I don't know why I [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► just had sort of a trouble thanks Josh [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► Roosevelt just gorgeous more but uh you [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► know if you put if you did you stand [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► rosenfeld me next to each other people [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► like are you guys brothers are you guys [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► twins separated at Birth now when you go [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► what are you talking about like you know [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► like Josh's from Patricia's people are [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► from Poland put back to the general days [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► and I'm some celt from my from all the [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► way over on the seaside you guys look [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► like the places that you're from very [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► much we do and yet our coloring is kind [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► of the same and people just like you [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► guys look like brothers and so Katy [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► Perry and zooey deschanel same thing [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► except all the katy perry's features are [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► just a little bit like bigger like pop [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► no zooey deschanel got pretty big i [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► think it's kind of a Barbie and skipper [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► situation get the Barbie doll and you [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► got skipper doll they're supposed to be [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► sisters they look pretty much the same [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► just was a little smaller [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► I think Zoe Zoe kamikaze deschanel is [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► the skipper to katy perry's Barbie [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► interesting interesting uh Syria who do [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► you think is taller because it raining I [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► Chanel height i think that lets say katy [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► perry is taller I because I feel like [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► she [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► as the bigger she's the bigger version [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► or the Barbie right she's the one that's [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► easy and this particular model yeah [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► absolutely [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► so is she according according to the [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► internet a traditional is 56 and katy [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► perry's 58 see that equips with with my [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► impression [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► ok and i think you're right Katy Perry [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► dated Russell Brand yes and that she did [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► not go very well [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► well just seems crazy like like first of [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► all how would you make your schedules [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► work out well that's the celebrity [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► problem that I don't understand how I I [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► feel like they are more comfortable with [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► each other celebrities sure because they [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► can both check into OT like you could [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► have a like if you were if you were [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► dating a Zoe you can check into a hotel [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► and you could be friendly and so II but [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► yeah but so we would be frame me what [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► I'm saying and then you would be Zoe a [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► lot of showing that to switch a month [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► right so people are like oh hi is there [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► anyone named Zoe staying in your hotel [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► and you'd say yes and then you say can I [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► get their room number [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► sure and then you go up the elevator and [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► you knock on the door and made his door [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► would open its Russell Brand oh wow I'm [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► Franny right [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► no I'm I'm glowing friend me listen [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► granny is my father that the addition [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► Elle has a sister [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► yes who's also a famous television Emily [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► Deschanel and she's in and she's in a [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► spider-man she's in the good spider-man [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► movie and she's in something called [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► bones [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► yeah that's right she does she's one of [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► the United like she's one of the titular [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► bones feel like there's a there is a [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► thing i was i was at a show the other [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► night when i was doing there in San [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► Francisco during the sketch fest party [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► and I was backstage and talk a little [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► bit like Sarah Palin look-alike crossing [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► sarah palin Yoda i am from Alaska it [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► could see Russia from here it's part of [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► our left it's part of our lexicon I was [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► backstage at this at this theater party [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► and several of the actresses who are all [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► wonderful people have all at one time or [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► another played some kind of forensic [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► detective on a television [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► and they were all oh and Adam Savage was [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► there and he was talking about how [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► Mythbusters had just ended and and these [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► women who had all played forensic [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► detectives some of them multiple times [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► we're all commiserating with him and [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► saying oh isn't that I know exactly that [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► feeling when your longtime very popular [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► television show has been cancelled [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► it's really like losing it's like losing [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► a child and they also they're all like [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► all and Adams like I know it's I could [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► hurt so much more than I thought and [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► they're like oh when I when I lost one [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► when when when like a pet detective got [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► cancelled or whatever or or or when one [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► like dead body show got canceled I was [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► devastated or you know viscous liquid [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► detection las vegas right and then I got [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► you know and then you know it was great [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► when I got hired on the floor special [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► microscope school afraid florida-based [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► fake science show as the as the pretty [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► sights like you as the as the pretty [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► forensic scientist who spends all the [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► time work radio science ladies on TV and [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► so I think emily deschanel also plays a [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► pretty science lady who works in it [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► works in a cold room full of cadavers [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► and who every once in awhile pulls up [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► some implausible thing on a computer [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► screen that furthers be narrative of the [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► show is the guy with the Missy t-shirt [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► if you'll be able to crack the [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► encryption [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► well yeah she says look here i found a [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► fiber and already up its turns out that [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► this fiber has been to the moon i can [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► tell because it has enzymes so go get [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► the killer he found the number of [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► chemicals in the environment they were [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► chemicals in the environment that could [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► not be replicated got the way for the [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► assay to come back to the lab so and I [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► honestly I have not seen the show maybe [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► emily deschanel is the is the detective [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► in the dirty t3 the bone [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► it's called the basic bones right I [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► think she's the titular bone [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► she's probably she's probably the boat [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► maybe she's married to mr. mrs. bone and [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► just called bones [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► hmm could be that would be a clever very [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► clever thing right because [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► probably it was probably a doctor who's [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► the other bones it was was it somebody [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► on MASH oh uh your Trapper John you got [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► uh get bonuses on the star trek old [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► bones right course but he's not he's a [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► doctor [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► yeah he's a real worm sure Jim whatever [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► i think i'm getting better at the drums [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► well that's a really complicated stupid [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► joke that's very good call me dr. bones [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► yep they call me dr. bones I can handle [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► criticism through your bones impression [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► very well now it's alright it's a ram a [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► real doctor [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► there are no real work i'm an actual [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► worm I live like a worm [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► I i'm gonna get at regretsy yes there is [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► a there's a knitted glove [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► yeah meant for two letters to hold hands [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► that's right it's like oh we want to [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► hold hands but we also want to wear [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► gloves but we don't want to hold glove [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► hand gloved hands we want to touch each [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► other's going natural hand skins a [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► little German in German get it's been [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► it's very its crew repeat feels a little [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► bit like what was the movie where Robert [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► Duvall had to have sex with his wife [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► through a sheet [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► oh the princess bride no model top it [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► they could sell it feels a little bit [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► like that [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► uh-huh like if you have to have sex [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► through a sheet because of here because [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► you're a member of a patriarchal [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► religious cult then uh then you would [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► also want a hand knitted glove to hold [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► hands but not visibly not i think it [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► feels German I mean the first direction [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► of entering the body parts feels like a [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► very German concept to me also being [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► cozy [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► yeah we like to become aware and Germans [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► do like to be cozy let's be honest yeah [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► or this site is just full of woe [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► chocolate Turkey on a pretzel rod like [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► that guy huh what [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► yep nation's business is brown sure John [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► so anyway yeah i used to watch shows [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► like that you know [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► when my wife got large with child we had [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► to stop watching a lot of TV shows about [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► crime and it's suffering and in [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► particular for some reason up 2007 we [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► used to watch a show called law and [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► order special victims unit [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► mhm and we used to watch a live but I've [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► been a big line order fan for 20 years I [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► didn't watch it all the time like was [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► working at be watching any at home all [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► day I but special victims unit is is [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► horrible [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► like what happens on that show is [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► horrible the acting is horrible and it's [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► just all about innocent people being [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► sexually exploited well this is a [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► question i had for a long time does [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► special modify unit or the special [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► modified the victim [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► that's a round of questions especially [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► like the unit that takes care of Special [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► Victims would be would be Debbie pretty [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► fun [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► well it's a special unit I've always [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► felt like it's it's a special unit that [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► that takes care of victory I think it's [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► the victims unit that is special but a [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► you know for Special Victims would be [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► very interesting so your starbucks [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► special events poets it so there are [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► normal victims units and then this is [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► the special victim unit that's what [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► you're saying [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► so special modifies victim looks for any [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► variety of let's get up [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► it's ok alright we've gotten better [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► they've gotten better over the years [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► yeah we have we can get off things now I [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► went back and now is singing to a couple [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► of episodes recently and wow we packed a [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► lot of stuff in at the beginning is a [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► lot of Crow talk is where you first [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► introduce me to hydrogen peroxide mean [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► it's all in there when you first told me [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► about crows well this is the thing I I [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► have become now a place for people to [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► send things about crows and I don't [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► technically makes you a post office box [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► i think i don't know i don't know mice i [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► am become post office like like I i [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► think the presumption is that there is [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► stuff about crows happening on the [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► internet that I haven't already seen [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► right like if it's about crows and it's [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► on the Internet [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► oh I've seen it but I but there's always [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► this steady trickle of like oh my god [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► did you see this one about the crow that [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► brings gifts to the little girl [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► yes i did did you see the one about the [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► crows yes I saw that [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► what about the credit yes I saw that and [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► so most recently [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► the thing about crows uh about crows [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► like some shit now I'm blanking on what [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► the crows do it only has a link picture [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► and send it to John they have they hold [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► grudges are you know that they are what [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► is it [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► oh no it's that they're paranoid crows [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► are paranoid because you're paranoid [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► right if they so it's not just that [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► they're cautious but there they have an [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► abundance of caution may be based on [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► that much are well as earn that people [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► are out to get them [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► I think they have concerned I think that [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► they feel like if they if you know where [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► their shit is they behave differently [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► than if you don't know where their shit [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► I'll account like a meth user that's [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► right like if they if they have hidden [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► their shit if they have hidden their [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► light under the portico math right right [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► if they put chrome a thunder a bushel [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► then that's fine but if they feel like [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► you were watching them when they put [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► their they put their a mess under a [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► bushel never feel safe again [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► no no they don't feel good and that me [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► means that if they're doing that with [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► their with their math they're doing that [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► all the time they're aluminum foil that [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► baseball caps the popcorn chicken any of [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► the things that they've been gathering [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► but also I feel like that I feel like [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► the messages that they are sitting there [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► they're tripping on you all the time and [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► this is what I've been saying to people [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► for years when you walk out of the house [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► the crows are watching you and they are [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► marking what you're doing and they're [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► just they're judging you and they're [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► deciding about you and you had better [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► you'd better treat somebody somebody [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► wrote me the other day and it was a it [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► was an interesting email he was like I [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► think I've offended the crows now what [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► do i do and i said tell me more [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► and he said well I had some you know I'd [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► you know I through mcdonalds bag and [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► more I did something I disrespected them [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► and now I feel like they're watching me [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► all the time and I was like yeah well [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► you're right they are watching you now [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► and the only thing you can't apologize [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► because they won't accept it [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► the only thing you can do is start just [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► start very patiently just being like [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► Hello crows sorry hello I see you I see [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► you crows and just work your way slowly [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► back to a place where they are going to [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► one day all come down your chimney [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► whatever it is that they've got in store [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► for you but anyway so yeah people are [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► like grows there did you see this crow [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► like fucking saw the crow dudes i'm on i [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► mean i got a google search Google Alert [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► and you'd mentioned in this episode also [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► that the the thing where you and your [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► mom had gotten into cars to try and [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► figure out where the crows go oh yeah [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► when I mean let's just take it as read [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► the crows are very protective [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► at the very least about where they live [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► so if you found there where they hide [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► their meth and you can kind of like [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► triangulate where they probably live and [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► use the math me think what that's going [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► to do acro and they're going to pass [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► them on from generation to generation to [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► self the selfish gene isn't moving on [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► it's like it's like you put cheetos out [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► in a snow covered parking lot trying to [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► capture crow in a in a basket [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► yeah you're never first of all they're [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► never going to eat a Cheeto again [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► nothing to grow in the world it's in [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► every basket all kinds of basically cnet [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► guns they see many maths yeah because [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► crows I feel like crows have spooky [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► action at a distance and everything [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► aligns this one way right there are [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► curved there are crows in pasadena that [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► no not to eat a Cheeto because there's [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► somebody somebody had a basket back and [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► maybe like a Boston well or or Alaska [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► where lies chased him around with the [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► with a mask on throne cheetos out but I [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► yeah so I love the fact that you are [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► going back and listening to the archives [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► I feel like there's a tremendous amount [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► of information there but i've never [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► listened to our program so i don't know [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► i don't know what it could be like I you [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► know for a long time I was hoping that [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► people would transcribe them because I [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► do like reading our program i like to [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► sense [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► let's that's so strange why is that's [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► right that's like sending somebody [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► sending you like that like the [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► transcript of sexual intercourse I mean [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► like you might get all the facts right [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► but you're kind of missing the feeling [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► have you never read a transcript of [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► sexual intercourse and a lot of [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► transcripts of sexual intercourse idol [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► summarize some free from depositions [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► yeah I like a transcript because I feel [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► like I feel like there's a kind of court [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► reporter what I like to do is go through [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► a transcript and figure out all the ways [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► in which the transcriber has [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► miss read or misjudged some strange [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► little reference you're making and then [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► the strange pivot that I make off of the [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► strange and then you take the pivot and [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► run it in for a touchdown [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► except right before you that then you [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► get to get blindsided tackled by a buyer [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► some other football player that I have [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► put on the field but yeah it's like an [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► ordinary think about the way you make a [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► dish to to make people they can see all [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► the ingredients on the table you using [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► on you know you're preparing the food [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► you put all the ingredients in your cook [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► eat it like you might be able to [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► identify those ingredients but in this [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► case they're eating a meal where they [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► still haven't found the salt right or [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► get in there it well it might be in [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► there but they don't they don't read it [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► is salt they're missing it's almost like [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► they're eating a different dish because [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► they can't know what all the ingredients [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► are and one of those ingredients i'm not [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► using a lot of it but that could just be [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► a little bit in there it's some kind of [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► Szechuan a battery acid [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► hmm could be a situation which one such [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► a pepper which one [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► so but this is I feel like reading [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► transcripts of our show is in the same [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► family of a behaviour as religiously [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► reading movie reviews for movies i will [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► never see i like that i like doing that [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► oh yeah i've read i read the reviews [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► sometimes multiple reviews of movies i [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► would not see if you paid me a hundred [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► dollars but i love reading the review of [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► them i'll go in a couple times a year [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► and go to that page with all of the [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► movies that Roger Ebert gave like half [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► star or less 2010 is those you want to [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► seeby but really came into his own in [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► his later years but boy you can you can [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► find some really good ebert in there i [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► have never done that and you know I like [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► a good ebert he's great what's the one [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► with the junction voltage movie the [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► Scientology movie where he's an alien [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► that Atlas case book is coming out all [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► the dread little battle royale at all [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► japanese movie i don't know i thought i [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► was the first James Bond reboot at a [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► rally I don't die right now right out [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► yeah 3 steps over the Komodo dragon [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► wilshire that's where the guy with [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► pleating it's the bleeding i bleeding I [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► got a guy eats people on TV so I feel [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► like I people shit battlefield battle [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► shadows ship battleship field [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► Battlefield Earth battlefield earth and [TS]