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Ep. 132: "You Cannot Lie to Your Pants"

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0:00:19hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going

0:00:23Jim Dandy

0:00:26uh-huh uh-huh that's sweet

0:00:30it's going to be upbeat episode of saved

0:00:32you're in the universe contingent on us

0:00:37um i am wearing my wall pants today

0:00:41nice and it is nice except you know that

0:00:44first day that you put on the wall pants

0:00:47you really have to get used to this

0:00:49appealing scratchy yeah i just said it's

0:00:54not a planned

0:00:55no these are old and they're just full

0:00:58as all get-out

0:01:00they just took the sheet basically and

0:01:02and editor took the insides out and yeah

0:01:06right make condoms and pants and uhhh

0:01:09yeah it feels good it feels good for

0:01:12winter to be here and for it to be like

0:01:15time to get down to the nitty-gritty I

0:01:19want some different pants today to just

0:01:21to mix it up a little bit you know

0:01:22different different pair of Levi's you

0:01:25mean or well yeah different pair of

0:01:27levis 501 this is the the second

0:01:31brattiest pair that i own and I wear

0:01:33them probably once a quarter because if

0:01:35I see somebody from my child's school on

0:01:37the street it leaves an impression

0:01:39OIC already won Miami ding-dong falls

0:01:42out so I can't wear those varieties are

0:01:44you i know you know the wear patterns

0:01:46every man has different wear patterns on

0:01:47his Levi's 501 that are weirdly

0:01:49consistent if you notice this

0:01:51yeah but you have very different very

0:01:52distinctive wear patterns on your pants

0:01:54well I know what you're thinking of go

0:01:56ahead because I'm doing because the

0:01:58phone

0:01:59well the phone but also you carry uh are

0:02:01you at least you used to carry your

0:02:04space pen in your front pocket

0:02:06remember that and the space pen leaves a

0:02:08lead you know over time you have a BF

0:02:12like a a war a worn a Warren space pen

0:02:16shadow in their energy in front

0:02:19yeah yeah that's mostly from yes you are

0:02:21a hundred percent correct time I wear

0:02:23patterns are that's a classic I I now

0:02:25carry a different kind of pen when I

0:02:27carry a pan so it doesn't leave the same

0:02:28little bit right exactly the shape

0:02:32of the space pen in my right pocket and

0:02:35then of course that starts out just

0:02:36leaving shape then it leaves a white

0:02:38shadow and then of course you get the

0:02:39we're so right then it's like it starts

0:02:41to break right you get you

0:02:43ok here's I if there's one thing to take

0:02:45away from this episode today and this

0:02:46you cannot lie to your pants your pants

0:02:49know the truth about you boy that is the

0:02:51truth so many ways today now i have a

0:02:54very very clear outline of an iphone 5s

0:02:57oh I say pocket right yet but you know

0:03:00but it's a.m. and we want to even get

0:03:02into more unsavory ways that your jeans

0:03:04tell the story but they can trip to

0:03:06Germany tobacco back-in-the-day sure

0:03:08yeah and did you ever have a you can

0:03:10read me like a oh gosh yes I mean I

0:03:13think that you could actually probably

0:03:14go to county seat and by a kind of a

0:03:19fake school can you can wash in your

0:03:22laundry just to get the ring for have to

0:03:24have the credit for the school i

0:03:26remember at other I'm not proud of it

0:03:29but it but at a certain point I was very

0:03:31opposed to chewing tobacco when I was in

0:03:33my young teens because a lot of my

0:03:36friends dude in school don't you talk

0:03:39about stuff I'm talking about yeah

0:03:42copenhagen snuff yeah as opposed to the

0:03:46red man like they want to read man no

0:03:48and Anna mean it was there was a pretty

0:03:50at the time pretty clear divide between

0:03:51like guys that should skull who were

0:03:55like pussies ya candy asses

0:03:58yeah and guys that should cope who were

0:04:01like a good normals or redness off

0:04:03regard yeah you know who stuffs and this

0:04:06was before the advent of all the other

0:04:08kinds of of snuff there was no Kodiak at

0:04:11the time now they get eaten get some

0:04:13hot-ass new yeah I've seen that my dish

0:04:17well now I guess there it was called

0:04:19some people actually called it's new you

0:04:22know

0:04:23yes I was probably a grassroots think

0:04:24I'm not trying to derail you i type this

0:04:25in Florida this was a thing

0:04:27it was a very real thing well it was

0:04:29very real in in Alaska to and Iraq so I

0:04:32was opposed to chewing and I would and I

0:04:35was I was kind of a like a you know if

0:04:38you can believe this i would Hector my

0:04:41friends

0:04:42and lecture them about what they were

0:04:43doing wrong while you were just crossing

0:04:46over for a young age I can't who wanted

0:04:49to make women be chased man you an idea

0:04:52what he was doing in between your head

0:04:54wisdom that's right and so I was like

0:04:56you guys cheering tobacco's is terrible

0:04:59I you know I disapprove of you sitting

0:05:02in the back glass and spitting to into a

0:05:04cocaine and I had enough I had enough

0:05:06leverage with them not leverage but just

0:05:10like you know that they would they would

0:05:12try and conceal their chewing from me

0:05:14but you can't conceal that from your

0:05:16friend but I I really envied the two can

0:05:21ring in the back pockets of their genes

0:05:23it just had such a nice

0:05:25it just said so much you know i mean it

0:05:29said upset a lot about a guy had

0:05:31signification and so I started carrying

0:05:34a toucan as a little wallet as a little

0:05:42like Dimebag yeah i would get a life

0:05:46hack

0:05:46yeah i would put shit in an old shoe can

0:05:49that my friend kevin gave me that I

0:05:51washed it out and then I would you know

0:05:53I'd fold up my money and and notes or

0:05:58whatever and I mean you couldn't you

0:06:00couldn't use it as a wallet because he

0:06:01couldn't put an idea in it but I you

0:06:03know I I did for a while I carried it

0:06:05around as a little pouch and then I just

0:06:08started chewing tobacco and and the rest

0:06:11was history

0:06:11I get down you know we talked before

0:06:16about the other kind of wallet that i

0:06:17carry because people care it's one of

0:06:19those little taxi taxi driver wallets

0:06:21which is not a super thin wallet but it

0:06:23really works for me it folds in half

0:06:25like a billfold it's got a little class

0:06:28breaking point of cars inside very very

0:06:31clear outline including down to we can

0:06:33see the snap where the snap is iike area

0:06:36taxi well to that I originally there

0:06:40like that that use this one your I gave

0:06:42your mom your mom do

0:06:44yeah so you gave it to mom she gave it

0:06:46to me I wore it

0:06:47no I did that I don't know either she

0:06:50was like I don't know why miss Merlin

0:06:51gave me a man's wallet but would you

0:06:52like

0:06:53yeah true and i warn't until it was

0:06:56until so that it would it came apart and

0:07:00then I was at the thrift store and I

0:07:01found a completely unused one

0:07:04Wow an identical one to the 1i had I was

0:07:07I was you know I was fixing it with tape

0:07:09by that point and i found what i was

0:07:12just like mom and I actually had to

0:07:13fight a Chinese lady for it

0:07:15oh man she was like she kind of was

0:07:17standing there at the same time and I

0:07:19picked it up and I was like check it out

0:07:20and she was like I was just about to

0:07:22pick that up I was like really you're

0:07:24about to pick it up and frog had wings

0:07:26you wouldn't doubt that'll happen and

0:07:28that's a I don't know about that about

0:07:30to pick it up and we SAT and talked

0:07:32about it for a while I don't interested

0:07:34and legally for that John she was like I

0:07:36want you to have it was like are you

0:07:38sure

0:07:40um here's what I want to get to and and

0:07:43so there's all the stuff that goes on in

0:07:45the in the belt area that we're not

0:07:47going to get into but I this is the

0:07:50thing is so strange to me is the wear

0:07:52patterns any season shoes I think you

0:07:55see this in pants I guess if you weren't

0:07:57long enough you see this in a jacket but

0:07:59two very distinct asymmetrical wear

0:08:03patterns so I mean I guess maybe it's

0:08:06kind of obvious you have this with shoes

0:08:07because we all like whatever pronator

0:08:09we've got some kind of imbalance I'm

0:08:10sure chiropractor could give you some

0:08:11kind of massage for this but you know

0:08:14youryour to shoot you go grab go grab

0:08:16four five pairs of shoes you have for

0:08:18that you only have had for a few years

0:08:20flip over and it's remarkable that the

0:08:22wear patterns on the bottom now for me

0:08:24that's the knees on the jeans that i

0:08:26cannot i don't know why I thought about

0:08:29it maybe I figured out but it's so

0:08:31strange to me that genes that I've had

0:08:33for three four five more years

0:08:35ah one knee always starts to wear before

0:08:38the other and the other knee then

0:08:41consequently blows out for the other and

0:08:43gets bigger hole I'll be right for you

0:08:45you don't talking about I do and there's

0:08:47this on cuffs you'll notice this on

0:08:49elbows it's really interesting and

0:08:51sherlock holmes probably well obviously

0:08:52you're a Scrivener yeah rights right

0:08:55remember genuflecting I don't genuflect

0:08:56I don't know you're a mincer you mince

0:08:59around you know it well maybe not you

0:09:02but a certain certain type of person

0:09:04mrs. around I do like that

0:09:05minutes i think i doing a very masculine

0:09:07way yeah it's a masculine mincing but it

0:09:09still wear your jeans differently

0:09:11yeah I sometimes will as I'm walking

0:09:17around i wasn't i was in a mall the

0:09:19other day which is not that's not what I

0:09:21want to be but as I had to go from one

0:09:23into the most of the others a long trip

0:09:25across the mall and I'm so as I was

0:09:29walking I was consciously trying to

0:09:33change my gate

0:09:36I was like you didn't spy thing well I

0:09:40was point you know I I think I I walk a

0:09:42little splayed and I was I don't know it

0:09:46if you ever try this but without looking

0:09:48at your feet

0:09:49particularly if you walks played without

0:09:53looking your feet you point your toes in

0:09:56and imagine that you are walking sort of

0:09:59pigeon-toed and then you look down at

0:10:02your feet and yours and you did

0:10:04they're not even pointing straight right

0:10:07i mean it's so unfamiliar to walk with

0:10:10your feet pointing straight and it

0:10:12changes everything

0:10:14the everything up and down like you your

0:10:16hips feel different your whole body

0:10:18feels different and when I was walking

0:10:19across Europe but i would do that for

0:10:21days at a time just be very conscious of

0:10:23like I'm just pointing my toes in the

0:10:25direction that I'm traveling and and I

0:10:30still do it sometimes as a way of you

0:10:32know a similar type of thing you look at

0:10:34the bottoms of your shoes and you're

0:10:35like wow like I'm wearing these shoes

0:10:37and such a weird fashion just gonna

0:10:41start can I be doing it feels like I'm

0:10:43taking a step in another step and

0:10:44everything is equal in normal i'm not

0:10:46you know averaging out every so many

0:10:48years you wouldn't say I'm taking this

0:10:49many more right turns and left turns

0:10:51frames really strange and yet you know

0:10:54there you are because we are all just

0:10:56flopping around like nowhere as a

0:10:58metrical I don't want to begin to death

0:11:00it's the lack of symmetry it's it's own

0:11:03is speaking of malls and essentially

0:11:05something in the in the robot can see

0:11:07that and you let me see let me see one

0:11:09here especially i'm curious to get your

0:11:10thoughts on this as somebody who follows

0:11:11people be the trends in technology

0:11:15naps and tell her that you're going

0:11:17afternoons

0:11:18yeah let's see i see so app trends here

0:11:22not let go it is that should be a blue

0:11:24thing and they do ya think it's okay and

0:11:27it's a link to come from grippy yep so

0:11:29my daughter and I would see a movie the

0:11:31other day I went to the big mall

0:11:32downtown and you know it's a it's

0:11:35actually it's a kind of a fancy it's the

0:11:36fancy mall downtown like it's a dynamic

0:11:39new destination so fancy

0:11:41hang on hang on saving go ahead and read

0:11:44it but save it

0:11:45mmm yeah so you get so fancy that you

0:11:48can get off the subway at palace street

0:11:50and actually walk in 2000 you don't even

0:11:53have to go outside westfield center and

0:11:55and so we gots one of my favorite place

0:11:57to see movies they've got good seats

0:11:58they got great food is a great food

0:12:00court and it's a great daddy daughter

0:12:02day place to count and one of our stops

0:12:04has always been this thing that of

0:12:06course used to be a barnes and noble

0:12:07then after it wasn't a barnes and noble

0:12:09like all places it became a remainder

0:12:11bookstore right that's that's the

0:12:13Destiny the destiny every barnes and

0:12:15noble will ironically enough become a

0:12:17remainder bookstore then they started

0:12:19adding toys to it so is this great place

0:12:21where you can go and you like to dollar

0:12:22books puzzles doctor who figures it was

0:12:25really a fun place to go

0:12:26well I'm story short we show how many

0:12:29more new guess what

0:12:31something new is moving in it used to be

0:12:35a barnes and noble then it was a no-name

0:12:37remainder book and toy store now John

0:12:39something new and there's a new thought

0:12:41technology at westfield center

0:12:43ah i think a photo of this it's one of

0:12:46those things you see in front of the

0:12:47window where something is going to be

0:12:49built something you'd be interested in

0:12:50talking about it so you know where your

0:12:53block off the block off the store as its

0:12:55as it's being developed but instead of

0:12:57just saying like coming soon and coming

0:12:59soon

0:13:00casual corner right it's now it's a it's

0:13:03sort of a branding opportunity another

0:13:04yeah a newer branding opportunity so

0:13:07this goes across a whole bunch of

0:13:09storefront in front of you you know how

0:13:11big a Barnes & Noble is right yeah and

0:13:13so i guess and they've chosen a kind of

0:13:16gun gun metal gray battleship gray was

0:13:19very which is it indicates like

0:13:21sleekness and also forward forward pneus

0:13:25that was the color of my outie 5000

0:13:28coming on so envious yeah and all and

0:13:31what it says I'd like if you don't mind

0:13:32I'd like you're reading of the paragraph

0:13:34but what it says is bespoke and in a

0:13:37very fancy looking sans-serif fonts

0:13:38bespoke with for some reason an

0:13:41underlying under the B&B spoke and then

0:13:43in italics there's a paragraph

0:13:45describing what bespoke is or will be

0:13:47would you mind sharing that with our

0:13:48listeners I i was wondering about why

0:13:51the underlying just one letter of

0:13:53bespoke and then and I feel like without

0:13:56the underline it's possible that you

0:13:59might look at that and say the spokie

0:14:01beast okay yeah right

0:14:04spokeo gorgeous bouquet I mean it's the

0:14:07best ok would have a little sante grab

0:14:10whatever the SRX on Teague over the e

0:14:13but but without with no at with no

0:14:16underlining your accent you could look

0:14:18at and say spoki right that's what if

0:14:21you were an okie from Muskogee would say

0:14:22the spokie was naturally ok and and but

0:14:26with the but the underlying under the B

0:14:28it makes you say be be you right you

0:14:33look at you can't be

0:14:34yeah and then what are you gonna do and

0:14:37usually if you're if you're if you're

0:14:39watching war games where you're watching

0:14:40some kind of eighties nineties computer

0:14:42thriller you would send think that

0:14:44that's a prompt sometimes i use the

0:14:47blinking underline indicate a problem

0:14:48why do you have a prompt under the first

0:14:51letter unless you are about to edit it

0:14:52right you were about to delete it right

0:14:54exactly

0:14:55change it to peace pokey yeah but then

0:14:58underneath now what what font is that

0:15:00the underneath written it's sort of an

0:15:02italic that looks kind of like it's a

0:15:06fancy Georgia yeah okay and it says

0:15:09nestled within the retail epicenter of

0:15:14San Francisco sits a dynamic new

0:15:16destination colon a community where

0:15:21digital innovators collide with the

0:15:24world's greatest brands Ivan and dash M

0:15:30dash for work and foreplay bomb and then

0:15:36under that there's a graphic and it's a

0:15:39sort of a flowchart right or what how

0:15:41would you describe

0:15:41it's three icons inside of circles on a

0:15:45horizontal axis and the three icon three

0:15:49circles are connected for no apparent

0:15:51reason by a line right so co-working and

0:15:54that's a what it's like he's on a pc

0:15:56with a mouse

0:15:57no I think that's a I think that that's

0:15:59a mac classic an apple mac classic color

0:16:03classic or maybe a lisa it could be i

0:16:05think its a Mac Alicia John in addition

0:16:08to co-working either any other kinds of

0:16:09things to do a bespoke soco working and

0:16:12then then align over to just a

0:16:15microphone an unplugged microphone about

0:16:18it with but we can alert so it's a mic

0:16:21that it's like one of those mics you get

0:16:23from radioshack that comes with a

0:16:24hardwired cord like Bob Pollin Mike yeah

0:16:27and it's and it says events events

0:16:29events and then another line over to

0:16:33some kind of a game controller that

0:16:35plays place

0:16:37yeah see I don't even play games and I

0:16:38can just tell from looking in that it's

0:16:40a it's a game with some kind its cord

0:16:42that connects to something that I don't

0:16:44think you would have had on most gaming

0:16:46systems in even the last three to five

0:16:47years

0:16:48it looks like an looks like some kind of

0:16:50Epsom printer but John yeah sure and

0:16:54whatever what is that indicates on tech

0:16:56demo is Emma so you got a co-working

0:16:59offense and tech demos co-working events

0:17:02and tech demos at bespoke absolutely

0:17:05the URL is at bespoke underscore SF that

0:17:09was a freebie for them

0:17:10yeah I'm sorry shit we should we should

0:17:12retro actively charge

0:17:14no I want people to go and look at this

0:17:15and scoff at it

0:17:17yeah I want I want them to I want them

0:17:19to say like why we're getting a lot of

0:17:20traffic today

0:17:21yeah that's where our numbers are really

0:17:23going up and it's just people around the

0:17:25world scoffing at them

0:17:26well don't think I didn't go um nothing

0:17:28about how i went and check out the tooth

0:17:32from bespoke SF um and I think it's

0:17:36pretty it's pretty inscrutable logitech

0:17:38most I don't know CA were shooting fish

0:17:40in a barrel but you know it's it's kind

0:17:42of hilarious that it used to be a barnes

0:17:44and noble thought about you like you

0:17:46know back in the lets say by the

0:17:48mid-nineties how about this when we got

0:17:50a barnes and noble at the tallahassee

0:17:52mall in circa

0:17:54nineteen ninety two or three whatever it

0:17:56was the barnes and noble is expanding

0:17:57really quickly

0:17:58that was the first starbucks i ever went

0:18:00to was a starbucks inside of a barnes

0:18:02and noble I mean that's how classy

0:18:04barnes and noble was Barnes & Noble

0:18:06alongside I guess borders the juggernaut

0:18:09you know what has been going on for a

0:18:11while but this was probably like 50,000

0:18:13square feet of store and occasionally

0:18:17huge you don't remember that they did

0:18:19they were driving out all the elbow the

0:18:22little children's book stores on the

0:18:23upper west side

0:18:24I think sometimes they took over

0:18:27something like maybe it was like an old

0:18:29grocery store like that be like a pantry

0:18:31pride type situation when the moment

0:18:33refurbished you get a point and noble

0:18:35you can't go in there you can buy you

0:18:37can buy all kinds of value by playing

0:18:38cards you can get coffee you can get a

0:18:40Danish they have a giant periodical

0:18:43section of barnes and noble down our

0:18:44tanforan mall two stories including a

0:18:47giant toy section right and children's

0:18:51books and records they were someone to

0:18:53stand right there is not a single

0:18:55big-box bookstore in downtown San

0:18:58Francisco other thing is i would use to

0:19:00go into those places and I would I I

0:19:02didn't know what I didn't know that they

0:19:05weren't for me right they were not they

0:19:07were not built for me I would walk

0:19:09around and I would end up I will go

0:19:11upstairs i would go downstairs I would

0:19:13walk around walk around and eventually I

0:19:15would buy a paperback copy of Plato's

0:19:17Republic just to give myself something

0:19:19to do and then I would you know give

0:19:23that to a homeless guy because i feel

0:19:25that that is that that plate it starts

0:19:27the path to recovery starts with Plato

0:19:29and mashed potatoes but first I want to

0:19:32talk about a cave

0:19:33are you listening and their attention to

0:19:35get out until I would go away and I

0:19:37wouldn't go back or you know everyone

0:19:38for everyone so why would buy one of

0:19:39those artists models the little wood

0:19:42articulated men puts it on the tables a

0:19:46present for creative people who are

0:19:48being creative

0:19:48that's it on the end tables in the homes

0:19:51of interesting people i would buy one of

0:19:53those and then give it as a gift that's

0:19:56what I mean even I see I've always loved

0:19:59just spending two hours in a store like

0:20:00that but what I will say no matter who

0:20:01you are it's great for Christmas gifts

0:20:03because it is really sure if you don't

0:20:04care that much

0:20:06who you're buying for especially you can

0:20:07find something for anybody there

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0:20:43photographs in your town today he's at

0:20:48itinerant tintype ER traveling the world

0:20:52with his giant camera doing real tintype

0:20:56photos and he and he's looking for

0:21:00people

0:21:01local talent he's looking for talent

0:21:04people to look old timey and so I went I

0:21:07so i contacted this guy was like I

0:21:09wanted type photograph and he was like

0:21:10come on down to seattle pioneer square

0:21:13and I got down there I expected him to

0:21:16be wearing a a bowler hat and a mustache

0:21:20but he was not he was wearing either and

0:21:23he was taking tintype photograph with

0:21:25this camera that he kind of built

0:21:26himself and he was using eat he was

0:21:32using an alcove in a space that as I

0:21:34looked around turned out to be one of

0:21:37these co-working spaces right yeah have

0:21:42you ever been to one of these let's say

0:21:44about co-working yeah it's a it's a

0:21:46co-working space it's like a floor of a

0:21:48building and people are they're doing

0:21:49stuff on laptops

0:21:50yeah and so and there's a woman there

0:21:53who represents the co-working place and

0:21:56she started and I was like tell me about

0:21:58your co-working space and she started

0:21:59giving me this meal and this co-working

0:22:02space had something there was some angle

0:22:04right where it was like where they were

0:22:08certainly telling me but I think also

0:22:11telling themselves that it was

0:22:15some aspect of their co-working space

0:22:18was in the public good

0:22:20there was a public-interest angle where

0:22:23they were nonprofits or when i see they

0:22:26were they were trying to trying to make

0:22:30the world a better place all doing their

0:22:31part there yet right but I I toward the

0:22:34space and it was full of people i mean

0:22:38every seat was taken and they were all

0:22:41people on their laptops and I looked at

0:22:43their laptops and they all appear to be

0:22:45using windows 95 and they were all I

0:22:49don't know didn't say I didn't see any

0:22:51public interest work it's all just

0:22:54seemed like people trying to polish

0:22:56their resumes or I'm not sure what kind

0:22:58of work was going on in there but i was

0:23:00astonished that in the middle of the

0:23:02afternoon that people would choose to

0:23:05pay to be in this environment and I came

0:23:11out of that I came out of that

0:23:12experience both with a tintype

0:23:14photograph of myself and also a new

0:23:17curiosity about this co-working movement

0:23:22that was my first exposure to it

0:23:25oh really but well I don't have I don't

0:23:28have I mean I don't work

0:23:32it's interact with people who work yeah

0:23:34it was just in the in the kind of I

0:23:37guess I want to see in the tech world

0:23:38it's something that's really taken off

0:23:40over the years where you know for for

0:23:44obvious economic reasons I mean let's

0:23:45look at what is it really

0:23:47it's like having an office combined with

0:23:49having roommates like you don't really

0:23:51need to go lease your own floor of an

0:23:54office you don't have to go through a

0:23:55leak and all that stuff

0:23:56all you really need is a desk somewhere

0:23:57there's a bunch of places but wouldn't

0:24:00you just go to a cafe I guess is my

0:24:02question and I think that's a very good

0:24:04question and that's that's why to jump

0:24:07to the cut to the chase to me that's not

0:24:10how I would ever work i would not get

0:24:12any work done in a place like that i

0:24:15mean you know to me having an office is

0:24:17good and bad because I place to put on

0:24:18my shit like that i like having all my

0:24:20shit that's good but even if you just

0:24:22bring a laptop I cannot imagine a more

0:24:24purpose built environment

0:24:26for distraction and unnecessary noise

0:24:30and movement just in my head like to

0:24:32meet the point of having a place to work

0:24:33in this is it again just goes to show

0:24:34how old I am is I I've had opportunities

0:24:36to go work at places in town where I've

0:24:39gotten you know offers from really nice

0:24:41places like a writing desk your twitter

0:24:43at one point I almost got a place at

0:24:44Twitter so this is great

0:24:45I'll go to south park every day before i

0:24:47got an office like five years ago six

0:24:49years ago when I think I saw like Jason

0:24:51Goldman there's like he's okay yeah we

0:24:53got such up here and I was like this is

0:24:54really nice but boys and four laps you

0:24:58know like 1,100 bucks a month or

0:24:59something you don't get it

0:25:01no it wasn't that much now wasn't that

0:25:02good but it was it was you know they're

0:25:03gonna come here break or something but

0:25:04anyway it would be really cool to work

0:25:06at a you know one side all these cool

0:25:09people but that to me people throwing a

0:25:11ball

0:25:11there's music going on a 2 up to a place

0:25:14they're all like you see me uniquely

0:25:16inappropriate for a large number of

0:25:18people to be doing something quiet in

0:25:20you notice that the I think there's

0:25:22actually a lot of the time I feel like

0:25:25arm i feel like if i were in an

0:25:29environment like that i would just it

0:25:31would be a personal challenge for me to

0:25:35try and distract everyone else as much

0:25:39as I could like I would just go from

0:25:40desk to desk and be like hey what are

0:25:42you working on

0:25:42so how long you been how long you been

0:25:45in Seattle and I would I just couldn't I

0:25:48wouldn't be there to work i would be

0:25:50there to socialize and to meet these

0:25:54people and and find the interesting

0:25:55things about them and and it just it if

0:25:58you if you're going to work i would

0:26:00think you would want to be in a in

0:26:02seclusion but then that's my mind that's

0:26:05the funny part is it's a kid's true both

0:26:07ways i would be equal online media equal

0:26:08parts but depending on the day i went on

0:26:10the one hand be probably pretty annoyed

0:26:13with how much movement activity and

0:26:16noise there was because that's what it

0:26:17is it's a bunch of people in a room

0:26:19doing stuff while on the other hand I

0:26:20could just also see myself walking up

0:26:22and stand by somebody's desk and talking

0:26:23to him for two hours so maybe the worst

0:26:25of both worlds

0:26:26I guess it works i guess it works for

0:26:28some people but I said I i'm with you i

0:26:30can see needing to get out of the house

0:26:32wanting to get out of the house but i'm

0:26:35not sure i understand how much more that

0:26:36offers then you know then

0:26:39then I cafe and I have friends who have

0:26:41tried to do podcasts inside a place like

0:26:42that

0:26:43Wow which is like you know trying to do

0:26:45like in the CNN NEWSROOM or something

0:26:47well do you were so I was thinking about

0:26:50this the other day when I was first

0:26:52starting on out in music in seattle the

0:26:55biggest challenge that as I perceived it

0:26:58at the time was to find a space like a

0:27:01practice like a shed that was the that

0:27:03was the the biggest the biggest obstacle

0:27:08and i had a friend named Rhys Lamb who

0:27:12was a painter and reese was really good

0:27:16at that he knew he knew all the people

0:27:21in the sort of up in underground seattle

0:27:25and i don't mean the where you go on the

0:27:27tour of underground seattle but like he

0:27:29knew all the people living in the in the

0:27:33holes and recent always had a place to

0:27:36paint because he every time you run into

0:27:40me be like oh yeah man i'm painting them

0:27:43in this garage down in the ne you know

0:27:46down in the central district i met a guy

0:27:48who really repairs old refrigerators or

0:27:51I met a guy that you know makes rubber

0:27:53bands and he's got this space in the

0:27:56corner of his plan that you'd go down

0:27:58there and it would be an uninsulated

0:27:59corner of a steel frame building and

0:28:04rhys would be in there painting and time

0:28:07and time again i would say hey you know

0:28:10Reese like can you think of any place in

0:28:15your network of spaces that would you

0:28:17know that i could convert it to a band

0:28:19practice base and he would get all

0:28:20suspicious and you're like well man I

0:28:23mean bands are so loud and you know and

0:28:26he was afraid that if he hooked me up

0:28:29with some space and I turn it into a

0:28:32band practice space it was just going to

0:28:33attract attention to the whole

0:28:35underground economy then somebody's

0:28:37gonna be like what's that making all

0:28:39that noise over there and then you like

0:28:40just a couple clicks out of a meth lab

0:28:42yeah there's not it's not good for the

0:28:44environment to attract attention rock

0:28:46band and then yeah then the cops come

0:28:48around and they're like we're just gonna

0:28:49start busting all these old buildings

0:28:51and then the rubber band guys out of

0:28:53work frigerator got a man it's all

0:28:56because of me that rubber band man is

0:28:59such a good song

0:29:00god that's a great song crazy wonderful

0:29:04but i but but then so then there was you

0:29:08know and they were always like shared

0:29:10band practice basis but but it was like

0:29:14he had to know somebody they were always

0:29:16full to overflowing I couldn't find a

0:29:19space and then my friend Peter took a

0:29:23job as a custodian at a theater company

0:29:27that was occupying an old funeral home

0:29:32Wow Peter was there custodian in

0:29:37exchange for them letting him live in

0:29:41one of the outbuildings which was a the

0:29:43garage where they kept the hearses and

0:29:46it was an onion uninsulated her sera JH

0:29:50well I understand this so he's got a

0:29:52place to do is stuff and a place to live

0:29:54mhm i got what can imagine being in your

0:29:57early twenties and coming into something

0:29:59like that

0:29:59well I can't imagine the eighties movie

0:30:02where you get to have an entire loft

0:30:03yourself for fifty dollars a month

0:30:04oh my i was i was standing right next to

0:30:06Peter when it happened I was like hey

0:30:07this is incredible you know let me help

0:30:10you fix this place up so Peter was

0:30:13pretty handy and we took the garage door

0:30:15off and we took it off we took all the

0:30:19hardware off the garage door and built

0:30:22it so that it was just a wall it still

0:30:24looked like a garage door but it was a

0:30:25wall it didn't open anymore

0:30:27that would have been my choice but that

0:30:29was Peters idea and then we cut a door

0:30:31in the side and we found one of those

0:30:33old sort of patchwork metal doors from

0:30:38an industrial you know it was kind of

0:30:40leaning against side of a building and

0:30:42yeah it looks like a refrigerator like

0:30:44decorated area door

0:30:46Yeah Yeah right we found one of those

0:30:47and and and and hung it in the side of

0:30:50this building and then we went in and

0:30:52got a bunch of futons and drilled holes

0:30:57in the futons and put bolts and washers

0:31:00and then we could hang the futons over

0:31:03the windows and we found a bunch of

0:31:06insulation somewhere and and borrow a

0:31:10ladder and got up and insulated this

0:31:11whole building and it was like this

0:31:12amazing space and i worked on it with

0:31:15Peter for several months making it into

0:31:19like the ultimate bachelor pad practice

0:31:24space and it was a huge garage found

0:31:28some couches some carpets he was living

0:31:30there and he was a he was kind of an a

0:31:33tidy guy he would wake up in the morning

0:31:35and make his bed and put some throw

0:31:38pillows on it so it looks like a couch

0:31:40I don't know what he thought he was he

0:31:43never entertained indignantly just take

0:31:45what he had he had a personal dignity

0:31:47that's right he was German and his

0:31:49parents had like eight brothers and

0:31:50sisters and he just he made his bed in

0:31:52the morning but so then he put a bit he

0:31:55had a band i had a band and we started

0:31:57practicing in this space and right away

0:31:59the relationship went started this hour

0:32:03now and Peter was like you know you know

0:32:07this is my house this is my home

0:32:09you guys are practicing in and leaving

0:32:11your chook to spit cans lying around and

0:32:14you're you know when you're your

0:32:16marijuana reefers and and I was like

0:32:20what do you mean this is your house like

0:32:21this is the this is the fantasy we've

0:32:23always had like it's a bit sup it's like

0:32:25a clubhouse

0:32:26yeah why would use ownership and

0:32:28something so cool that he's like not

0:32:31club is not your Clubhouse it's my

0:32:34Clubhouse

0:32:35I was like you're getting this place for

0:32:37free for like not even being a janitor

0:32:39over at the theatre company anyway it

0:32:43got very contentious and and and and

0:32:47reflecting back on it I realized that I

0:32:49was I was taken over i was taken over

0:32:52his his his private little space and so

0:32:57I went over to the theater company and I

0:32:58was like listen I'm not going to be your

0:33:00janitor but he got he got a couple

0:33:01outbuildings here so i got a couple

0:33:03additional outbuildings

0:33:05let me have one and A and they were like

0:33:11you know we do it we have this space

0:33:12over here that we were going to read to

0:33:13a guy who was a motorcycle repair guy

0:33:16but if you're a band if your artists

0:33:20like we're a theater company we are we

0:33:22are promised on helping people make art

0:33:25and so they gave me this cinder block

0:33:29garage that you know was moldy and

0:33:35covered with oil and I and my band

0:33:38having just helped Peter fix up his we

0:33:41spent three four months fixing up this

0:33:45garage and we actually took the garage

0:33:46door out and built a cinderblock wall

0:33:48just a lot by the Richard Hugo house

0:33:51yeah wow that's so cool so the theater

0:33:54company then sold itself to the Richard

0:33:57Hugo house and I i continued a

0:34:02relationship with them i was sort of

0:34:04grandfathered in and they were like we

0:34:06would much rather use that space to make

0:34:08literary arts but i suppose since you've

0:34:11been here and you did all this work you

0:34:13can continue to be a rock band there

0:34:14god this is like this is a different

0:34:16century yeah and it is still a rock band

0:34:20space to this day it was handed down

0:34:22from us to a series of bands at one

0:34:30point there's somebody will not

0:34:32thermalright somebody kind of super

0:34:34famous there for a while right

0:34:35yeah there were there were there were

0:34:36there were famous 'as there i think

0:34:39various bands that that went in and out

0:34:41of that space that we're all connected

0:34:44by sort of a family relationship to to

0:34:48me 20 years before and I don't need your

0:34:52bastard rock children

0:34:54yeah I don't know who's in there now but

0:34:56the Richard Hugo house just announced

0:34:57that they sold the entire quarter of a

0:35:00block all of the outbuildings in the

0:35:03funeral home and everything to some

0:35:07developers who are going to put in a

0:35:08tower condo tower all really it's all

0:35:13going to get all going to go away

0:35:15all the all the history all the blood

0:35:17and sweat and songs and marijuana

0:35:20reefers reefers & Peters Peters Peters

0:35:24throwing bullets Peters lost the youth

0:35:27and my lost youth and the the first

0:35:29performance ever of unsalted butter and

0:35:31it's all just going to get back hold

0:35:33into the basement of a of some kind of

0:35:37condo fucking tears and rain

0:35:39yeah that's right now I'm Sean well you

0:35:41know I guess good for Richard Hugo house

0:35:43I mean that their margins probably

0:35:44pretty thin they probably don't they

0:35:46probably don't get a lot of people

0:35:47pounding in there like that show me the

0:35:49trout

0:35:49well you know the story of the Richard

0:35:51you go house was thank you i don't know

0:35:53but I you know he's my second favorite

0:35:55American poet i do know that and and

0:35:57like all like a whole healthy boys i

0:36:01have a list well and like you know like

0:36:03all good American friends you and I both

0:36:05have shared with one another are our top

0:36:07four or five American poets but I

0:36:10respect you know weird is that weird

0:36:13it's something everybody that's

0:36:14absolutely not we show each other and

0:36:16then there you know it's not yeah you

0:36:18would like your friend or you're like am

0:36:19visiting seattle can we go by the

0:36:21literary arts center that celebrates the

0:36:23work of my second favorite American poet

0:36:25and i was like hey I happen to have some

0:36:27friends there like needed and let's go

0:36:29i'm curious but the Richard Hugo house

0:36:32was funded by some rich people some one

0:36:36of the you know the first generation of

0:36:37Microsoft and Amazon multi millionaires

0:36:39in this town back when they were

0:36:42millionaires already but the town was

0:36:45still pretty shabby and real estate was

0:36:48cheap

0:36:49right right uh it was talking about this

0:36:51i mean we can't assume everybody's heard

0:36:53every episode of the show I mean you

0:36:54know it sounds like a sinister in a

0:36:57similar way to san francisco obviously

0:36:58in its own way but what Seattle has in

0:37:01your lifetime seen some massive changes

0:37:05yeah yeah yeah yeah well and and not

0:37:08even in my lifetime I mean they're what

0:37:09is it makes it a tragedy is that

0:37:13the changes started after i was already

0:37:15aware of real estate right i mean i

0:37:19remember standing on the tragedy it's

0:37:21you didn't get in on it

0:37:23yeah and away I remember standing on

0:37:25your mommy and your mom did pretty well

0:37:26with that

0:37:27well no not really not considering what

0:37:30we could have done right i mean you

0:37:32could there were there was a time in

0:37:33nineteen ninety five or six when you

0:37:35could still buy a like a lot right

0:37:39undeveloped lot within 10 minutes of

0:37:44walking distance from downtown you can

0:37:47buy it a like a a quarter-acre abandoned

0:37:52lot for $20,000 don't and this you know

0:37:56and and they were kind of all over the

0:37:58place and the reason was that from

0:38:00nineteen that's like four or five months

0:38:02rent for and people who are new to San

0:38:04Francisco

0:38:05Yeah Yeah Yeah right and and and and

0:38:07nobody saw it coming

0:38:09even though i did see it but it was very

0:38:13hard to convince people because from

0:38:161972 1995 that lot was never a lot

0:38:21didn't change in value and Robbie it

0:38:24probably was costly to maintain keep the

0:38:25insurance i'm clean up the needles

0:38:27yeah you got it was probably more more

0:38:29costs and benefits got you gotta pay the

0:38:31taxes

0:38:32yeah there's nothing else and so it's

0:38:34like oh well that was twenty thousand

0:38:36dollars and one across the street was

0:38:37twelve thousand dollars in that lot up

0:38:39there you know that whole like corner

0:38:40lot was twenty-four thousand dollars and

0:38:44450 thousand dollars you could have

0:38:48bought what would what would ultimately

0:38:49be 20 million dollars in real-estate now

0:38:52because they are the developers now are

0:38:55going through that neighborhood and

0:38:56tearing down three-story brick apartment

0:38:59buildings in order to build you know

0:39:02they're tearing down a

0:39:03five-million-dollar building in order to

0:39:04build a fifty-million-dollar old-growth

0:39:06the beams

0:39:07oh yeah they just goes right in the

0:39:09dumpster but and I did see it coming

0:39:11because I could i looked around and i

0:39:13was like well wait a minute

0:39:15um is that you you can buy a house and

0:39:19in the center of Seattle

0:39:22for $50,000 who

0:39:25and yet the world's richest man lives

0:39:28here and not only that but this is the

0:39:32only this this will one day soon be the

0:39:35last livable place I've been to Los

0:39:38Angeles I know what it I know what's

0:39:40going on down there you know that this

0:39:42was all evident 15 years ago but I

0:39:45didn't have any resources and I didn't

0:39:46have any I didn't have the Moxie you

0:39:51know and and and and you have it's the

0:39:54wisdom of retrospect I can look back now

0:39:56and say like I knew it then and I should

0:39:58have devoted all my energy to it but in

0:40:01fact i was trying to I was trying to

0:40:04write songs and being a band i didn't

0:40:05want to be a real estate developer if

0:40:07you're right you know if you but like

0:40:08you know sometimes sometimes you even if

0:40:10it's something in plain sight

0:40:11there's nothing that ever gets you to do

0:40:14something about it it's hard to explain

0:40:15what I've idolized i'm fond of saying

0:40:17it's difficult for me to try to explain

0:40:19to people why didn't do something

0:40:20Yeah Yeah Yeah right that's what the

0:40:22caricature he calls the trigger account

0:40:24think again he can't you can't prove a

0:40:27negative but anyway Richard Hugo house

0:40:28these people were the were newly minted

0:40:32millionaires and they went into Capitol

0:40:36Hill's ritzy neighborhood and there is a

0:40:42particular house right across the street

0:40:43from the Cornish College of the Arts

0:40:45that is a massive and beautiful gracious

0:40:51home but it's right on a busy street and

0:40:58it's one of those beautiful homes that

0:40:59when it was built and every once in a

0:41:02while a guy would would putter by in a

0:41:04one cylinder car pop up and go people

0:41:08you know it was like oh that's charming

0:41:13right we we have put our are big home on

0:41:16the main street because we're Marty

0:41:18McFly's family lived in 1955 line

0:41:21estates or whatever me but maybe you

0:41:27know because it made because the guy who

0:41:28was bringing the milk on the horse-drawn

0:41:30cart

0:41:31a that kind of like busyness of the

0:41:36street did not

0:41:37it didn't impact your enjoyment of your

0:41:40home right right the streetcar went by

0:41:42somebody wrote by on a on a giant

0:41:46bicycle a penny farthing or whatever but

0:41:49there was no like being on a busy street

0:41:51was not it was not disadvantageous and

0:41:54now there's this big beautiful gracious

0:41:56home but all day long is just round

0:41:59round round buses and cars and and it's

0:42:03just not it doesn't have it doesn't have

0:42:06enough seclusion right so there's a

0:42:08beautiful home but but but it's it's

0:42:10such a big pile of of luxurious finishes

0:42:16that even though it's on a busy street

0:42:19you couldn't afford to live there unless

0:42:21you were a rich person and if you were a

0:42:24rich person why would you want to live

0:42:25there so the Richard Hugo house people

0:42:29initially went to that neighborhood and

0:42:32they were like we're gonna buy this

0:42:33house and it made perfect sense it was

0:42:36like it was this fantastic place and big

0:42:40entry hall a staircase that you could

0:42:44take a team of horses up and I just

0:42:49screamed literary arts center and then

0:42:52it in an early example of sort of

0:42:55Seattle NIMBY the other the old rich

0:42:59people who lived in the in the gracious

0:43:01homes right around there were all like

0:43:03what we don't want but we're all these

0:43:06literary arts people going to park

0:43:08are you kidding we don't want to lose

0:43:10some kind of literary can't imagine a

0:43:13better neighbor that's going to invite

0:43:15people that wear feathers for jewelry

0:43:21that a literary arts you're gonna hear

0:43:24those pencils scratching and neighbor

0:43:28gave up together and kept the hugo house

0:43:34from being able to buy it they it wasn't

0:43:38just a grassroots campaign they actually

0:43:40went to the city and said this

0:43:41neighborhood is not zoned for this kind

0:43:45of of questionable commercial artistic

0:43:50use and so so they chase Richard you go

0:43:55out out and and that your house bought

0:43:57that funeral home kind of like it was

0:43:59pretty far down on there it was left

0:44:04their fourth choice or whatever

0:44:05by the time by the time they were able

0:44:07to get that place there like listen we

0:44:09just need to buy a place and I think if

0:44:13i recall correctly they they bought that

0:44:16entire lot and funeral home and

0:44:19everything for a million bucks and i'm

0:44:23sure i'm absolutely sure that it's it

0:44:25it's a ten-million-dollar piece of real

0:44:27estate now or more

0:44:29I know goodness $59 so they didn't do

0:44:32too badly but I still drive past that

0:44:37big beautiful home across from the

0:44:39Cornish College of the Arts and think it

0:44:44if this i mean one day this will be a

0:44:47literary arts center if I have my way

0:44:49when I am an old man i will come here

0:44:52and i will turn this into a literary

0:44:54arts center just despite the ghosts of

0:44:58those people because it's AI mean when

0:45:01that house was built someone had the

0:45:03someone recently probably wrote literary

0:45:07arts center in chalk on a beam it was

0:45:10meant for that so mad

0:45:14that's funny also because um you know

0:45:17you would want in a guy down but so much

0:45:20what he wrote about that some memorable

0:45:21arm he had a real eye for just all kinds

0:45:26of stuff and Pacific Northwest but one

0:45:29of the things that makes him a good poet

0:45:31I for a lot of different kinds of stuff

0:45:33what

0:45:33I mean you know he's famous you if you

0:45:35first became famous for his fish bones

0:45:37whatever but like the stuff is that I

0:45:39enjoy and remember the most is enough

0:45:41about like tumbledown Western towns just

0:45:44kind of and you know kind of analogies

0:45:47for life falling apart that you go and

0:45:50visit

0:45:50it's kind of funny though that like that

0:45:52to me is what he has to write a

0:45:53wonderful book on writing that i can

0:45:55highly recommend called the triggering

0:45:56town

0:45:56I like your love Richard Hugo is one of

0:45:59my favorite loves and there's so many

0:46:01things in my life I will talk about John

0:46:03because it bores other people and

0:46:04portable what I talk about what poets i

0:46:05like it makes me so excited you know

0:46:07he's really the rich man's by which i

0:46:10mean poor man's but a carver you know

0:46:14what I mean like he's that is uh yeah

0:46:18Capote the poet but but without so much

0:46:22rich man's Raymond Carver is the rich

0:46:25please the rich man's poor man's Raymond

0:46:27Carver huh

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0:48:53I was listening to buffalo Tom on the

0:48:59weigh-in today bar brains like and the

0:49:05Twitter yeah he's good

0:49:07I are buying a used to sound a lot like

0:49:10dinosaur

0:49:11well yeah and the replacements like all

0:49:13those bands yet from the late eighties

0:49:15in America all sounded like dinosaur jr

0:49:18and the replacements and end the

0:49:21recordings don't sound very good and

0:49:23there's there's a lot of kind of I guess

0:49:26jangle strumming but through over driven

0:49:29names

0:49:30yeah it's also weird how I mean even I

0:49:32think this kind of happened even with

0:49:33dump truck but there are others that

0:49:35cluster of bands from around that time

0:49:37were like they were these crusty post

0:49:41minneapolis not exactly hardcore bands

0:49:43but like my only was a pop-punk but you

0:49:45know what I mean

0:49:46bands like lemon heads and like soul

0:49:48asylum that were very I think very much

0:49:51had their roots I'm not to disparage but

0:49:54very much had their roots the book pets

0:49:56to junior the book pens

0:49:57yeah but me it's funny you go back and

0:49:58listen lemonheads back when the other

0:50:00guy wrote songs too

0:50:01they sound a lot like mr. do abs and

0:50:04obviously soul asylum stuff before like

0:50:08hang time sounds so much like the

0:50:11replacements it's fun i'm just another

0:50:14delights yellow kind of secret record

0:50:16and who's the who's the guy with the

0:50:18frosted hair you know the guys that

0:50:22became really popular window metric no

0:50:24home no come on and nobody

0:50:27yeah the group training never coming

0:50:31back now that's all right now to get a

0:50:33google dolls dolls dolls used to sound

0:50:36even more like they send a lot like what

0:50:39is it finding all of those bands that

0:50:40you can go back and listen like they're

0:50:41late eighties output and I state my hang

0:50:44time it's glossy but it's a good album

0:50:46it's like replacements meets cheap trick

0:50:47is great but then those I but i couldn't

0:50:50i never got into the goo goo dolls i

0:50:52could never get anybody like it'sit's

0:50:53what's funny in retrospect because if

0:50:55you do go back and listen to those

0:50:56records you so clearly here they going

0:50:58oh my god i really want to I mean it

0:51:00seems like kind of me in rem at one time

0:51:02like oh my gosh I would love to recreate

0:51:03this certain sound

0:51:05and it's funny because then they'd all

0:51:07like to a band got famous for some

0:51:10generally power ballad or six so you got

0:51:13the runaway train

0:51:14I'm gonna take these wool pants off

0:51:16excuse me don't know please go ahead i'm

0:51:18talking talking we're taking my so hot

0:51:20who

0:51:21so you got that in the lemonheads they

0:51:22started to kind of turn it down you know

0:51:25starting with the it's a shame about ray

0:51:27stuff that's right then they got all I

0:51:29think he actually did win a writer like

0:51:30everybody now was she got there you got

0:51:33done never did I never dated Buffalo Tom

0:51:35they had the headlight song that was

0:51:37kind of a power ballad you do you

0:51:39remember i remember a early nineties all

0:51:44the way after grunge had already a

0:51:48crested Paul Westerberg still was voted

0:51:53America's number one songwriter in some

0:51:56Rolling Stone pole and and I remember

0:52:00you know what the Academy Awards there

0:52:02John that's getting better 17 really

0:52:04felt like Tim Conway getting an Emmy

0:52:06water appearance on 31 if it's a very

0:52:11little left my book at matts go really

0:52:15really that's better than satisfied i'm

0:52:17telling you everything is that REM i I

0:52:20don't know what I don't know whether it

0:52:21is just that I certainly did you drink

0:52:25the kool-aid and then that's the

0:52:27kool-aid that you drank drank the

0:52:28kool-aid that was given in your time I

0:52:30think that's right but a butt like

0:52:31monster was the first REM Malcolm you

0:52:33heard we're gonna have some very awkward

0:52:34country yeah I guess that's true but

0:52:36like the first three REM records are

0:52:38here

0:52:39I you know they are absolutely

0:52:41bulletproof and and there's not a single

0:52:43even the wrong notes are right and yet I

0:52:48you know put on I'll put on the

0:52:50replacements and I know I know I've

0:52:54heard it all a thousand times and I'm

0:52:55and I saw them back in the day and i

0:52:58have sat on i have sat on a dirty couch

0:53:01with two other guys in horn-rimmed

0:53:04glasses and uh and and baseball hats

0:53:08from feed and seed companies and we have

0:53:10argued about this for 25 years I've been

0:53:13arguing about this but I put on those

0:53:14replacements record just go there

0:53:16really yeah well I i got a thought on

0:53:20that I I have a theory on why that would

0:53:23because I sometimes think i'll take what

0:53:25i think this is the most

0:53:25oh I hope this is the most radical thing

0:53:27I say today is that I i think i think

0:53:32that

0:53:33Let It Be is a way better finished

0:53:37product then Tim I think the production

0:53:40on tim is incredibly dated my even Jim

0:53:43Dickinson stuff on pleased to meet me

0:53:46I mean my god i'm not gonna bring up the

0:53:48gated problem but there's a lot of gated

0:53:50reverb on there that makes it sound like

0:53:51they're playing in half a toilet with

0:53:53the lip balm but what I mean there is

0:53:57not there is no worse record in terms of

0:54:02production then I against I Bad Brains

0:54:06really

0:54:07and yet what I this allows any records

0:54:10that like i said is misty records with

0:54:12yeah that's that spot guy ruined a lot

0:54:16of really good albums you really did and

0:54:18and and i mean i think that is a

0:54:20fantastic album i can hear it i can

0:54:23listen to it and love it through the

0:54:25production

0:54:25yeah i do not care different you might

0:54:27be remembering right it's pretty River

0:54:29be oh my god who knows it sounds like

0:54:31they put it sounds like they put a

0:54:32microphone down a manhole cover and the

0:54:35band was playing in a truck that was

0:54:36driving by the rich language truck

0:54:38there's no that they were never there

0:54:41playing a like a ok i'm sure that's bad

0:54:45breaking like not it's just sounds

0:54:48terrible and and when you listen to you

0:54:49can't help but say like oh god if you

0:54:51could just have also been recording this

0:54:54record when this record was recorded

0:54:56like if there was another guy there who

0:54:58was actually recorded back to your

0:54:59theory about being a producer is more

0:55:01than standing behind the faders it's

0:55:02having editorial voice to make sure that

0:55:04you got the skills to make it sound good

0:55:05and then you make sure it sounds good

0:55:07yeah right i mean you just I mean I'm

0:55:09sure that recording a band was really

0:55:10difficult and just personality-wise like

0:55:14HR came in and you know and just started

0:55:17calling you not hear whatever it was or

0:55:19a Jew or whatever it was is because his

0:55:21trip was that our but but you know my

0:55:25god that those performances that moment

0:55:27in time right you can't go back and read

0:55:29course that record because nobody could

0:55:31do it nobody could play that record now

0:55:33it was they had they were they had they

0:55:37were touched by angels right but you're

0:55:39saying you're saying that as a new

0:55:41brother replacements hasn't moved you as

0:55:42much as it's not a lot of people I

0:55:44songwriting i mean the the sounds of

0:55:48those records not withstand the song you

0:55:50don't like the songwriting I'd it's not

0:55:52that I don't like it I just go like yeah

0:55:54this is for other people this is for

0:55:57guys in feed and seed hats or this is

0:56:00for the goo goo dolls uh this one this

0:56:03is the you know like I felt that way

0:56:06about Dylan the first time I heard him

0:56:07but then I grew to understand and love

0:56:09Dylan and Dylan moves me now but I've

0:56:12gone back to the replacements well a

0:56:14hundred times and I always just come out

0:56:17of it feeling like yeah those were the

0:56:19guys that lived in the house across the

0:56:20street from the house that I lived in

0:56:21and we were friendly but not friends

0:56:24mmm yeah I mean I i can't i can't argue

0:56:28with that I mean you know at the time

0:56:29that something becomes a sensation

0:56:30whether it's any of these bands are my

0:56:32other favorite bands that i learned

0:56:33about because they became sensations you

0:56:35know a lot of it has to do with the time

0:56:37and the time in the timing and some of

0:56:38that stuff does age better than others

0:56:42some of it was never really that great

0:56:43to begin with and Buffalo tom is an

0:56:46example of a band that i saw in 1990-91

0:56:50and the show just blew me away

0:56:53and so I I can't hear a bad word about

0:56:55him you know what I mean like I love

0:56:56i'll always love them because I remember

0:56:59the feeling of being at their show and

0:57:02feeling like this is doable like this is

0:57:05doable

0:57:06these guys are doing this and it's and I

0:57:08could do this this is doable and this is

0:57:11amazing in this show

0:57:12there are a lot of people at the show

0:57:15and they're all it was that first time

0:57:17because i always going to punk shows

0:57:20right right

0:57:21those were the only shows that you went

0:57:23to like hard hard-core show is where a

0:57:26lot of it was about the mechanics and

0:57:27volume

0:57:28yeah right i mean i couldn't afford to

0:57:30go see the to the cure is our ship right

0:57:35I wasn't going to go to those shows i

0:57:36was going to the show the five-dollar

0:57:37show at the rec center of the three

0:57:39dollar show direction

0:57:40and those bands were all hardcore bands

0:57:42and and so I would be at the show and I

0:57:45would look around and everybody was

0:57:46rocking their there punk thing and I

0:57:52loved I loved to Slamdance it was one of

0:57:55my favorite things to do but i was i did

0:57:57not walk out of that show and feel like

0:57:59you know what I'm gonna shave my head

0:58:01and I'm gonna start you know I'm gonna

0:58:06go vegan and i'm going to start like

0:58:09living and working at a soup kitchen

0:58:10like i did not i was not transformed

0:58:13into right now I know but at buffalo Tom

0:58:16show i looked around and i was like wow

0:58:18like everybody here is my age and

0:58:21they're all wearing carhartt jackets and

0:58:26there are there girls here and most of

0:58:30these guys are wearing glasses like

0:58:32these are my people

0:58:35it was it was really it was really kind

0:58:38of uh it was afraid was freaky

0:58:41well yeah yeah and now you're making me

0:58:43think because that was that some of the

0:58:45early shows i went to and it was just

0:58:48their electric I mean just so such a

0:58:50adrenaline shot to go to a show like

0:58:52that but what's funny is like sometimes

0:58:54I would end up seeing bad thing

0:58:55especially bands that were opening for

0:58:57somebody else that I had heard the name

0:58:59of it might be a little bit familiar

0:59:00with but bands were like that some of

0:59:03the bands that really ended up sticking

0:59:04with me like yo tengo and steelies and

0:59:07these bands were you go and like if you

0:59:09just heard their record first you might

0:59:11you might not get it but we're girls are

0:59:15killed big example of all man they were

0:59:17when they were good they were real

0:59:19glossy but they were they were amazing

0:59:21they were fun and funny but like yeah

0:59:23but I mean you'll attend go to me like I

0:59:24think there's something is fantastic i

0:59:26think the evolution of them over time is

0:59:27great i think they seem like interesting

0:59:29people or you know again with the

0:59:31feelies the Phillies are like as close

0:59:33as I'll ever get to something like the

0:59:34Grateful Dead like where you go and i'm

0:59:36justin intently watching the way this

0:59:38song is unfolding because it's it is it

0:59:41is very rock and roll you know but it's

0:59:43just very very intense but it's also

0:59:46kind of nerdy like yo tengo that's if

0:59:48there's something basically nerdy about

0:59:50it but it just happens to rock so called

0:59:53me that night

0:59:53and then that leads me down the rabbit

0:59:55hole of going and looking for all the

0:59:56records from those guys that's then that

0:59:58stuff that is really like you Buffalo

0:59:59tom

0:59:59tom

1:00:00stuff that really stuck with me and i

1:00:02don't i don't think it's defensible I

1:00:04don't think you can I don't think you

1:00:05could stand on a on a on a on a

1:00:09overturned create outside of hyde park

1:00:13and say I like Buffalo Tom and don't

1:00:16like the replacements like I don't think

1:00:18that that is artistically defensive when

1:00:20people use your time i'm i'm gonna get a

1:00:23ticket to London and I maybe i'm going

1:00:25to make that case you didn't get a

1:00:27moment of your time please gather around

1:00:29gather around

1:00:30I know John Buffalo Tom but it but I

1:00:36don't care for the replacement soap

1:00:39watch once I driver behind you but but

1:00:45there it is

1:00:46you know what I made through the coffee

1:00:47cup of pee at you don't follow budget i

1:00:54take your p you that

1:00:58mmm yeah yeah even listening music the

1:01:02same way anymore though John it's just

1:01:03not the same anymore

1:01:04yeah I guess I don't we came from the

1:01:08actions guess I don't care I don't care

1:01:12I was listening I was listening to the

1:01:14radio and they were playing some old

1:01:15music by which i mean music from my

1:01:19youth like you know Punk and grunge and

1:01:23i was struck again by how bad

1:01:25most of it was and I realized that

1:01:28there's you couldn't you could not sit a

1:01:31young person down and explain what it

1:01:34meant you know you couldn't you couldn't

1:01:37sit them down and say like it used to be

1:01:39hard to hear music

1:01:41it used to be hard to even find it right

1:01:45yeah you first you had to get the

1:01:46rosetta stone that tells you which bands

1:01:48to even know the name of then you had to

1:01:50find out like what their music was like

1:01:52you had to read extensive reviews

1:01:53there's like five steps before you ever

1:01:55even went and spent your fucking money

1:01:57on it for this thing and not that thing

1:01:59but 22 to be important to be 22 years

1:02:02old in it in my case and go to a rock

1:02:07show

1:02:08where it was your first exposure to the

1:02:11audience to an audience that looked like

1:02:15you who like kind of first time ever

1:02:19right because the more i think about it

1:02:21like I'd been to heavy metal stadium

1:02:25concerts and I'd been to a thousand a

1:02:29punk rock shows in youth Center's but I

1:02:32had never been to a show in a club where

1:02:35the where the other people where the

1:02:38audience had taken some college classes

1:02:41because those bands didn't come to

1:02:44Anchorage right re i'm never played in

1:02:46Anchorage when I was growing up and and

1:02:49that and to be 22 years old and have it

1:02:52be the first time that you ever were

1:02:54standing in a room where you were like I

1:02:55believe that this room of people is a

1:02:58mirror i am seeing myself for the first

1:03:01time

1:03:02how would you explain that to someone

1:03:04who was 22 years old now right

1:03:07I'm because presumably they have

1:03:09certainly bit there they are aware that

1:03:14there are rooms full of people who

1:03:16resemble them even if they've never been

1:03:19in one was designing a lot fewer things

1:03:22that are just strictly speaking a black

1:03:23box there are a lot fewer things where

1:03:26you actually have no idea what this is

1:03:28gonna be like right or it's just not

1:03:30possible to find out what it's going to

1:03:31be like until you do it until you do it

1:03:33right you could not you i could not have

1:03:35had an advanced I guess somebody I guess

1:03:38somebody could have said like you should

1:03:40go to this show because you seem like

1:03:43you would be a fan of them right

1:03:45that would be the closest would be the

1:03:47closest approximation of like here's

1:03:51where you belong and it turned out I

1:03:53didn't belong there either right

1:03:55I walked around and I was like hi hi

1:03:57nice to meet you high and everybody was

1:03:59like you know we don't really just walk

1:04:01up and say hi to each other that's kind

1:04:02of the way this works

1:04:04that's not how we do it I was like oh

1:04:05right right okay okay mm yeah

1:04:08I was thinking about that the other day

1:04:10I was walking down the street and I'm i

1:04:11was taught I don't know about you but I

1:04:13was taught that when you're walking down

1:04:15the street you make eye contact with

1:04:18people and and nod and smile like you

1:04:23make eye contact with people that you

1:04:25pass on the street have we talked about

1:04:26this now and you're worrying a little

1:04:30bit and now I where we talked about John

1:04:34get to be an hour

1:04:36ok that's right that's right don't move

1:04:46bespoke oh got out of there well saved