Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► 11 your girls are they on the pill don't [TS]

00:00:02 ◼   ► ever say that word again [TS]

00:00:05 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:09 ◼   ► hello agent [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► hi Merlin has got good me too [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► my my my breath is bad because of the [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► because of the Atkins diet the change [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► and so tacky tacky tacky to it because [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► it's reflecting back off of my [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► microphone [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► haha no i'm talking into the microphone [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► and then my breath is shooting back at [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► me and it's not your typical like bad [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► breath of someone who doesn't brush his [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► teeth [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► it's this other worldly bad breath [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► I shouldn't ask but can you give me two [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► there is a sourness or a international [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► know it tastes it still tastes like the [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► forest tastes like juniper and regret it [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► tastes like if you took a spade and dug [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► into the dirt of a forest floor not too [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► deep [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► it's a little soil early moments it's a [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► little low me [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► yeah it does it taste like it tastes [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► like I've been eating racoon high and [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► you didn't like the record you're not [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► going to eat it I'm not gonna need a [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► raccoon unless I absolutely have to but [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► you you know this is the thing about [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► grass-fed beef that a lot of people [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► don't realize i make I'm transitioning [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► now to all I'm going on the Portlandia [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► diet I'm transitioning a over to only [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► eating animals whose name I know that's [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► so wise and the thing about animals that [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► eat grass and natural foods and not you [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► know corn and and other animals ground [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► into corn AKA poison the thing about [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► those animals is that they taste very [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► gamey they taste like moose they taste [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► I started to wonder if I just got a bad [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► load but I got some grass fed beef one [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► time and [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► it tasted like salmon to me right right [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► it tasted wrong wrong off ya off but it [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► isn't off that is the taste of cow that [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► has been heating dandelions which is [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► what they want [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► huh and so I'm having to recalibrate my [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► whole taste scenario because I'm like me [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► beef up now i'm going to eat this [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► healthy beef and it's like yes healthy [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► beef tastes like a moroccan leather [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► factory smells know if you've ever [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► smelled a moroccan leather factory by [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► the cologne but but it will put you off [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► it will put you off your your food for a [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► long time so it doesn't smell like [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► Alexis it smells like cow [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► it smells like it smells like cow that [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► has been stripped with a bone tool and [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► then like hung covered in flies outside [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► of a Moroccan butcher shop we read that [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► off a whole foods thing aren't you in [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► the hot Sun this is what they're [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► aspiring this me to taste like I have a [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► metric in life it's a metric I lived up [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► to every day but it's a you can call it [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► laziness if you like but i think one [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► good metric in life is like success can [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► be money success can be famous success [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► can be i think success as you get older [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► is reducing the amount of complexity in [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► your life so think about being young and [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► like having have a whole bunch of jobs [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► you don't like me can almost no money [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► like one nice bit of getting a little [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► older is you reduce the complexity of [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► having one job that lets you pay your [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► bills like that's you know it may sound [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► kind of simplistic but the problem is [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► like everything I look at obviously [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► getting off meth is good because it [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► reduces the complexity if you're [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► traveling it can be hard to find good [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► math racers it's true but like I said [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► we're traveling but yes let's see that [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► some people as they get older they go oh [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► like it's not enough for me to have the [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► ABC well brand of scotch [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► now I've got to have the glenlivet [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► excellent fish which is great and the [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► tasty but then pretty soon you can't [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► have a well brand anything again you [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► become beer guy and I'm worried that if [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► I improve my health [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► and I mean I don't need as much junk [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► food as i used because it doesn't make [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► me feel bad to eat a lot of junk food as [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► you're learning i guess but um but I [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► worry that like if I get on that whole [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► grass-fed thing i'm going to be paying [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► like forty dollars a pound for something [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► that tastes like Morocco yeah and then [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► eventually get used to that you know [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► what I mean yeah you had anything like [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► your music club McLuhan your fear me [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► I imagine I imagine for you maybe this [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► is something like with your ears like [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► you like you're very sensitive to sound [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► but you'd like you know you you can't [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► listen to bad sounding music you if you [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► would probably not want to listen like a [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► low quality mp3 for example right says [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► it's similar because I mean like I don't [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► mind that like I'm fine to rip it 320 or [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► loss now and I do actually hear the [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► difference even though I'm death which [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► means that the hand side away from have [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► to go to whole foods to get a burger you [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► just hold up your phone on the on the [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► muni just just click the volume button [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► all the way up and like check it out [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► blurred lines to do product if I hear [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► that goddamn Macklemore song one more [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► time he said nobody says and that's what [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► I'm gonna most talented he notices a [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► long series is he was his mom reminds [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► him that he was into girls since before [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► pre k I know now I was into girls before [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► pre before pre pretty for before pre k I [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► feel bad about macklemore because I the [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► hometown boys right at your home team [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► oh yeah and I like him personally I [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► think he's a very nice guy and he is a [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► super cool guy and and it's the classic [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► thing seattle thing as he's coming up [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► everybody's like oh my god local guide [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► check him out he's like making it he's [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► so cool and then as soon as he gets [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► popular than all the hipsters are hating [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► him and so I go to his video shoot the [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► other day and i'm at the video shoot [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► I like Macklemore I like him as a person [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► I'm there to support him and I am doing [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► my thing which is standing in a crowd [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► full of young people and I am commenting [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► on their territorial disappearance and [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► their behavior and I'm like look at [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► these young people they are almost human [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► beings [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► uh not quite but but [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► are edging toward it and i'm reporting [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► some of the things that that they are [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► you know that they're saying in the [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► crowd and I'm I'm just you know I'm [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► having my usual light-hearted fun at [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► other peoples expense these young people [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► are dumb that this is a completely [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► anonymous thing that I'm not you know [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► it's not like i'm naming them except [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► naming them in the general like young [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► people are you doing this on the [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► internet was doing it on the internet [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► brother and then out of nowhere a [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► booking agent from a local club a friend [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► of mine a guy who is now in his [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► mid-thirties and I think has always [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► identified himself as a young person and [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► now he's going through a little bit of [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► an identity crisis he is he is realizing [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► he's no longer young person but it [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► doesn't know he's not an old person yet [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► either he's 35 or something he's [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► somewhere in this middle ground he [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► doesn't clean at the reeds and he he [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► sends a tweet at me where he says oh [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► well at least you went to a thing that [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► you hate to talk about it on the [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► internet he said he said send me some [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► systems you know kind of shitty tweet [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► that was like that was trying to call me [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► out for a for like being at this event [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► and hating in quotes hating I was your [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► being a player hate I was hatin hatin on [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► the player and why did I go to the event [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► if I was just there to hate was the [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► implication of his kind of snarky tweet [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► and I wrote back and I was like what the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► fuck are you talking about like first of [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► all all any of us do all any of us have [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► ever done is go to shows and snark like [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► what the fuck if you want to take that [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► from me you are depriving me of [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► eighty-five percent of my culture and [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► life stand in the back of the room of a [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► band that you adore we're your friends [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► with everybody in the band and in the [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► show and what is there to do except [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► snark about what people are wearing and [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► what dummies they are like this is [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► fundamental to my to my culture so i [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► write back and I'm like what's your [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► problem like get off my butt and he [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► keeps he keeps at it like you know like [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► a like [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► won't get off of this idea and and and [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► it felt very foreign felt very like it [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► felt very like what the fuck is behind [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► you know what i mean and i we took it [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► offline we were texting back and forth [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► he wouldn't he wouldn't get off he kinda [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► wouldn't get off this like righteous [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► stance and it turned into a small very [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► small but public feud between me and [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► this guy we're of course other people in [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► the town who is because Seattle is small [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► and everybody's got a fucking opinion [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► all these people get involved in any way [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► the long and the short of it is the [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► other day I go to macklemore's twitter [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► page and Macklemore isn't following me [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► anymore he used to follow me and now [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► Macklemore unfollowed me again I [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► Macklemore I can only guess that i [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► unfollowed me because of something [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► because I because i was being accused of [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► being a hater at his video shoot and now [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► now side there are some quadrants of [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► seattle in which i am I Macklemore hater [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► which I'm absolutely not [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► wow that's acrobatic you know what I [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► mean I'm a lover but now I'm in the [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► position of you can you know you can't [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► prove a negative i can't go out in the [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► world and say hey Macklemore lover here [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► coming through because it's just gonna [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► be like see he's just hate more [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► so anyway maybe he's just taking a break [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► he's a busy guy [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► yes true he's got he's he's you know [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► he's he's got a lot going on but still I [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► feel like very confusing sometimes when [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► somebody and follows you it's fairly [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► conspicuous he didn't make a point of it [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► but it's like we should let me tweak [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► tweak your apps [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► yeah i'm going to just affect some very [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► small changes would be nice but I tried [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► all the numbers back to your earlier [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► point yet grass there was a time there [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► was a time where i did not have any keys [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► the the guy this is when you were in [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► living in the van when he was living in [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► the yeah like what you have [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► narrator something when I i was i was [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► living in a ford aerostar in a carport [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► and the Aerostar was plugged in by an [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► extension cord to a battery charger to [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► the house so that i could open the the [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► back deck the lid of the trunk lid and [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► that would cause the light to go on and [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► I could read Stephen King novels [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► well I was trying to sleep it's tricky [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► was trying to sleep in this arrow star [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► and at a certain point the owner of the [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► house that was featuring the Aerostar [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► said as your friend you've been living [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► in my minivan my non-running minivan for [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► too long i'm gonna have to ask you for [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► my keys to my minivan but you know like [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► my house keys basically and then I [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► entered that realm where I had no keys [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► and i remember when i when i rejoined [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► the world I quit doing drugs I got a job [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► and i got my first set of keys i got i [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► got my own apartment again you know [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► after sort of a long period of no place [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► i got my own place and I got some keys [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► and then I got I got a job and they gave [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► me keys to my work and then I had keys [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► on this ring and i was like i am that [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► that was the point at which i was adding [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► stuff to my life and every new key i got [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► made me feel like more apart [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► uh-huh every I mean I totally agree and [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► to me like every key is a new obligation [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► a new debt when can you start it [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► take care of its nothin up there was a [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► lot of responsibility can be good like [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► if you want to be the captain of [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► industry in your case eventually with [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► you managed a you manage the bar you use [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► like a manager at a bar right yeah i did [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► the books and stuff and and eventually I [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► he's John I was one of those guys those [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► mid-nineties guys where I had a big [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► chain and it had 35 keys on it and I was [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► like what happened to me a few years ago [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► I had zero keys then I had like four [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► keys i felt good [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► great now I have 40 keys i feel like [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► shit isn't that weird and as you were [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► saying at that right now Merlin you know [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► what I did today I'm going through my [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► closets [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► I have too many tuxedos self-awareness [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► John not so many levels [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► I'm going through I'm going through my [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► closet I'm like wait a minute i have i [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► have multiple tuxedos and that is that's [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► crazy i have you were the only 1i think [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► you're the only one who didn't bitch [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► about having to then rent a brown tuxedo [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► you're at you will be a tuxedo man how [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► many you got how many it roughly right [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► being you know count you more than to [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► get more than to have more than two [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► tuxedos [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► I have a I have a I have a midnight blue [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► tuxedo I have a I have a you know your [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► standard black tuxedo then I have a [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► comedy black tuxedo just to say it's [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► good it's tubing to go to the flowers [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► say they currently so you can squirt [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► people with your flower girl but it's [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► like a tuxedo the Charles Nelson Reilly [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► on and uh you know celebrity match game [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► or something like its experience of life [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► match game after talk [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► it's a laugh tuxedo because it's got big [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► wide lapels and but it's a it was at in [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► its day it was a beautiful tuxedo still [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► is a nice tuxedo it's just stated she [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► was nineteen seventy-two yeah it's just [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► unfashionably cut okay and then I have a [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► couple of white dinner jacket says one [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► goes with some with some uh you know [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► matching black the tuxedo pants and all [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► that wouldn't be such a handsome look on [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► it's very nice that I have that boy if [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► you can go with you know what I'm [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► starting on the interactive what's a [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► white so so black identity called a [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► dinner jacket like if you wear like a [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► tuxedo at night you where you are the [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► black you know where the tails unless [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► you're fucking jiminy cricket but I [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► don't know why everyone again afternoon [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► or evening when you wear a white tuxedo [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► well there's some contention among the [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the male fashion people about the [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► appropriateness of a white dinner jacket [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► some people say that it is only for the [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► tropics [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► so we're gonna let James Bond kind of [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► exactly you're wearing the white dinner [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► jacket if you are at a casino in Bimini [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► or in a curse al at Seattle is not in [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► the tropics and so one could argue and I [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► think people do argue that there's no [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► time at which it's appropriate to wear [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► white dinner jacket in seattle not even [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► if you were in the Navy but you know as [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► part of my job i'm often on cruise ships [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► now and cruise ships gobo go into the [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► tropics and so I feel like clinically [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► you're not there as a mixologist there [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► there's an entertainer and volleyball [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► yeah i mean the joco Cruz was the first [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► of these cruises that Jonathan Coulton [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► crews and now I'm going on another [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► cruise this fall that the the jesse [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► thorn is the maximum fun group so [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► cruising now is a part of my lifestyle [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► and now i have other and i already had a [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► white dinner jacket and now i have a [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► second white energy and I'm so anyway [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► like at exactly as you're saying i have [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► gone from living in a minivan to having [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► too many tuxedos and I'm afraid that i [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► am afraid that if I don't do something [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► if I don't arrest this trajectory I'm [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► going to be I'm going to drown in [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► tuxedos [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► that's the last thing you'll see is my [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► hand sticking up out of a pile of [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► ever-growing tuxedos and then I'll [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► because it's just a small notice in the [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► local paper look at local musician found [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► dead under a pile of ironic c/o holding [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► as I go down holding a bottle of 12 year [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► old single malt scotch that you like [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► anything to drink [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► leave it yeah I don't want to sound like [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► too much of it [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► hipster faker if I were wealthy man i [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► might have a different feeling about [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► this but you know my my keyring you see [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► my keyring yeah I have two keys [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► yeah the key to my house whenever key to [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► my office smart yeah and and a you know [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► if I need the car key i grab the car key [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► but I don't carry that around it's like [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► it puts holes in your pockets tool and [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► you see these people walking around now [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► you probably have like you look at you [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► 21 modern car have you seen modern car [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► keys I mean they're the size of like a [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► like a like a box of like fireplace [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► matches sure I breakfast [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► yeah I've rented one and and [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► increasingly now you just put the key in [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► the proximity of the car and and the car [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► just knows it to you because I'm musk I [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► in fact that i have to do is get [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► somewhere near it just feels you on [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► moscow city [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► he he put you put biometrics in it [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► that's right that's right that was that [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► was his addition I don't know I i could [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► have more i can get more stuff but you [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► know I it sounds like such a stupid like [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► punk rock thing to say but like you know [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► whenever I i think we said this before [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► but like I feel like when I see somebody [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► who not only has a lot of keys but like [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► has a lot of keys that they want [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► everybody to see like I just see like a [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► security guard [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► yeah icic somebody who's like gotta get [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► I mean I that sounds silly but I mean [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► like I wonder how many of those keys [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► actually go to anything do you really [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► need all of them all the time [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► yes trying to beach there trying to be [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► Schneider from one day at a time [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► oh now that was a good look wasn't he [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► was using a cosplay Snyder you know he [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► was a slim guy but increasingly why is [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► that girl today that was off digging it [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► was a great effect [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► oh i know i like is often girl off to [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► the soft black yeah i see but here's the [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► thing this is this is where it all ties [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► together though is we should get back to [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► the tuxedos probably but it was all of [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► those things I think you have to ask [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► yourself something I say to my kids [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► sometimes when you're thinking about you [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► Jason Kidd Michael my kids when you're [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► thinking about your work you know you [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► get to those crossroads with your work [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► with your life and i think one [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► rhetorical question to quietly ask your [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► mind is what I want ten times more of [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► like if you if you're being treated a [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► certain way by an employer imagine [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► yourself staying there for wildwood you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► want ten times more of that was like 10 [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► times more of work later you know your [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► own multiplier but you know I I think [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► like okay do I want what complexity do i [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► want to add like you know like I just [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► listened to an interview out bob was [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► interviewing this guy from PETA and [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► talking about like he brought up this [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► very basic things like when you travel [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► you gotta get your wheat bread you gotta [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► get your avocado [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► guys like it's not really all that hard [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► and I'm like well maybe travel as much [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► as i do like it's hard you know III it's [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► hard enough not to get something that [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► didn't fall out of a machine [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► mhm you know what i mean and i guess i [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► just think about like what what I want [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► to make a key coming back to math John [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► yes you do it seems like one of the hard [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► parts about being addicted to drugs and [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► generally if you're addicted to [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► cigarettes like worst-case scenario that [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► you can buy cigarettes a lot of places [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► yes you just talk a whole lot of places [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► like if the trend a you might be out of [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► luck but like you know if you've got a [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► score heroin like that's you're gonna [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► have to trust some people and it might [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► take a few minutes [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► yeah that that's true but but also if [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► you are if you are in the heroine buying [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► subculture you are you know what like it [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► seems to us that it is easy to get [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► cigarettes because because we're living [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► in the in the in the culture of where [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► we're living in a culture where however [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► much eight dollars for a pack of [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► cigarettes is not too much and we are [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► welcome in stores but there are people [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► you know a surprising number of people [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► for whom getting a pack of cigarettes is [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► a challenge and if you are living in a [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► heroine world you would be surprised you [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► that you could travel from town to town [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► and you're right you're you still are [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► going to have to like put in some [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► legwork but if you plan ahead you can [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► make some calls [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► ok whereas with cigarettes you might [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► just be out of luck I'm just saying like [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► the more stuff that you think about this [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► like I think everybody can ask [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► themselves like what are they worried [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► they won't be able to do or get once the [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► wheels hit the ground right and that [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► could be a drink that could be weed that [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► could be a handjob [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► I'm afraid that people live in a and you [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► know this is a like this is the thing [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► that I started to worry about a little [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► bit the the [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► that that I think in terms of other [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► people too much [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► not that I'm thinking about other people [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► but that I think in terms of other [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► people like you are [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► it sounds like based on some previous [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► conversations you do a you're doing a [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► little bit more sort of pre-filtering [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► like he seems like he's more stuff where [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► you kind of like filter it through a [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► notional point of view [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► yeah right and and and and so I feel [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► tradition i feel typically that other [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► people more or less cannot live without [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► their crutches and their crutches are [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► ridiculous or or the that there are a [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► lot of their crutches that people like [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► going to full-on like like clawing the [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► earth panic mode because they can't get [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► I mean you know you you [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► we've all been through it yeah i've been [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► i've been traveling with people where [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► they didn't have their they they forgot [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► their pillow you know they brought their [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► pillow with them on the trip skills a [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► kid with their stuffy [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► yeah that's why we're almost done if you [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► left that on the plane like it's it's [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► game over [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► it's game over and that but we're [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► talking about a thirty-year-old [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► personality menthol cigarettes let alone [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► menthol cigarettes right or let alone [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► you know food and drink people get [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► attached two pillows it's true but I'm [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► stop but I'm trying to stop thinking in [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► terms of other people in that way or [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► like as a as a you know as a a prism to [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► try and like break out all the different [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► colors of my own thought and and just [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► start kind of trying to try to stay more [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► stable more focused on what am I [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► thinking like I think your thing is your [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► idea is brilliant like what do I want [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► ten times more I i well i was i was [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► going to say it before you started [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► publicly agreeing with me but I think [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► that's a good way to be honestly have a [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► car here but I i think i think boy [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► anybody getting I mean like yours when [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► you start becoming dependent on what [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► anybody else thinks you're a little bit [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► fucked [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► well so the weird thing about this this [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► this Atkins because i have no you know [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► I've never gone on a diet before but [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► that the only reason I think this is it [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► not a leopard traditional ties well sure [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► I mean it's not easy and forget if you [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► took some graph paper in HB pencil [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► you've been on some extremely [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► interesting inconsistent diets it's true [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► it's true and one could argue that [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► walking six months in one direction is a [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► kind of joint as a kind of diet [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► yeah but I but this is the first time [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► that I have in my entire life Hadfield [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► 44 years old my mind fully like [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► consciously said I'm going to make this [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► kind of a change in my intern right [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► right because up until now i have always [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► preferred to feel like i am as God made [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► me and he and throw what you have at me [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► and I will and I will consume it and i [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► will pick up salad i forgot throws it i [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► will make poo out of anything and now [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► I'm you know I'm concentrating on this [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► and I you know I did not weigh myself i [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► have not weighed myself because the [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► point that the point of this exercise [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► for me is to is really to go through a [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► door make a transition into a new way of [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► thinking which isn't a diet is a little [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► bit of a misnomer read a diet is this [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► thing the crazy people do for bikini [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► season but you sound like you're trying [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► to do something more different it's a [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► it's a thought technology right it is a [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► detective mindfulness yes that I am [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► constantly on and now i am extending [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► that that Truman Show bubble to include [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► also the things that I eat and what is [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► astonishing is that I actually feel that [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► I have stepped off a rollercoaster like [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► I do not in I do not enjoy eating this [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► way there is no you know there is no fun [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► in it that the second time I went into a [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► restaurant and order to double cheese [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► burger with no bun and SAT and ate it [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► out of a out of styrofoam container with [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► a plastic knife and fork high resolution [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► life felt yeah I felt like somebody had [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► taken my shoelaces because they were [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► worried I was going to hang myself in my [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► prison cell like it was I was like what [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► what has become of me like I ordered and [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► the person by the cash register was like [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► there's another one to take you know [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► like the new out the new know how to [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► throw up to two burger patties but i [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► don't i don't necessarily enjoy it but [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► this this fog that I felt like has been [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► on me for years [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► dislike this up-and-down up-and-down [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► kind of crazy crazy energy fluctuations [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► is is gone in two weeks I just I just I [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► just have this steady amount of energy [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► all day long i do not have not taken a [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► nap in the last two weeks or in the last [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► 10 days and no nap [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► I mean a nap is like that's the whole [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► reason I get up in the morning is to [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► start looking forward to the nap in the [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► afternoon right and now it's just like I [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► just [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► it sounds like your sugar is stabilized [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► I'm not peeking i'm not i'm not i don't [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► feel like I'm drowning anymore under [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► exhaustion and I'm just puttering along [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► and it's like and this is just I'm not [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► even really taking care of myself i'm [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► just eating well you know one step at a [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► time one step at a time right [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► that's you know that's part of that I [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► don't think you're only probably guilty [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► of this i know i have been is that kind [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► of black and white thinking again [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► thinking of the PETA thing well you know [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► if I can't get rid of every conceivable [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► animal product in my life I should [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► probably keep torturing animals like [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► that that Cesaro internet thinking that [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► people go through like the idea of [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► hypocrisy that makes people just be [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► permanently stuck in like in silly [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► mediocrity [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► but you know i mean take stones i take [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► stones from being like I could give a [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► fuck about this like I'm going to give a [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► little bit of the fuck about this [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► yeah a little right and and and not and [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► not get all I'm not getting all crazy on [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► myself i'm not i didn't like go into my [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► freezer and and start to like the [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► throwing out all the Brooklyn yeah [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► throwing all the popsicles on a bonfire [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► in the backyard under a giant golden [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► eagle evangelizing no I mean only only [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► so much only so much as you and I have [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► not talked about it a couple times [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► that a is even then I feel awkward [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► except that I i feel like something [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► somehow you and I are past the point of [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► even trying not to you know bore the [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► shit out of people were just where we [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► are devoted to this cause i'm talking [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► about arpu food Hitler Hitler a little [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► bit of Hitler belgium comes up some now [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► and again I gotta learn more about [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► Belgium you know it's a fascinating [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► country i'm very happy to hear this [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► I i fell off the wagon with the eating [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► better in the last few weeks you know [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► its application stuff and started [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► kindergarten today so things have been a [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► little bit crazy but I'm gonna get back [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► into it because I remember that feeling [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► yeah and there's this one very hard to [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► be doing another podcast here but [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► there's something I've said a lot that i [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► really believe which is like once you [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► lose 30 pounds like potato chips don't [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► look as good right and the only reason i [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► can say that with such authority [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► I mean honestly to me was french fries [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► like the only reason i can say that with [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► authority is because i went from 36 to [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► 33 and I really felt the difference you [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► know I I mean the thing is I when I walk [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► up the hill and I have to carry my [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► daughter I sometimes think when she was [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► younger I would think wow this this was [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► me everyday [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► yeah like I used to have to carry like a [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► small person when I walked up you know a [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► 20-degree hill or whatever it was just [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► one person one person that was clutching [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► at your intestinal please check if she's [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► awake she could grab on [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► but like now is that extra little person [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► was a little bit of me and like it boy [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► ok I just you know let's rewind for just [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► a second did you say today was her first [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► day of kindergarten [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► yeah Mike pretty big deal [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► wow yeah it was a it was you [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► yeah anyway hey you know what we're [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► doing nothing just wasn't what was their [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► coloring and stuff was it was it fine [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► when she okay to go to school I i love [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► her school but you know don't get me [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► started on institutions you know I just [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► this is what I'm worried about because [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► where we are investigating we have [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► joined a co-op that's a week we didn't [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► call for three years my doctor today are [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► my uh my daughter to post doc [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► that her preschool well so they do next [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► year yeah they sent out an email and [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► they were like we need we need people we [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► need sunshine helpers we need what did [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► they want [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► okay I'm just gonna brace yourself [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► because you think you if you think you [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► been experiencing it [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► sorry is that never by eight if you've [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► been living in that kind of you know [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► weird parenting bubble get ready because [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► it's gonna be so much of your [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► personality you're just gonna have to [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► let go of when you're around a lot of [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► places i mean we have to select through [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► so many discussions that are very poorly [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► organized there's going to be a lot of [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► forms that could have been laid out a [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► lot better [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► there's a lot of signs with you know bad [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► punctuation and typography comic sounds [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► comic sans or like there's the one the [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► one that my daughter's teacher uses just [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► it's it's not it's not pathetic is not [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► aerial it's kind of a stylized like you [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► know future up meats like a stork it's [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► just me but no I i suffered under that [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► and also I think there's a lot of hazing [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► I think that people who are very [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► comfortable being like a suburban mom or [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► dad and they take it out on people like [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► you and me [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► yeah we're just gonna not was not [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► totally like hipster tattoo doofuses [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► with barbells in their nose but we're [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► also not like wearing-- castle loafers [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► like we are the Forgotten men i I'll i [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► want to i want to be on the board of [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► directors just because just because it's [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► obvious cuz that's where I belong you [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► should have a coup and then very shortly [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► after that become the you know just like [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► either eliminate the board of directors [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► or making it right there with you know [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► the coop chats kick ya put it put it up [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► to a vote that there that that there [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► should be that all board board of [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► directors are equal except some are more [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► equal than others [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► maybe you should does stage like arson [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► of the art room [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► well with other people is just just like [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► it's like your own personal personal [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► rights dog icepick the the assistant [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► teacher what I'm what I'm afraid of [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► is everything I am absolutely one [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► hundred percent afraid of being in a [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► position of well basically having to [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► subjugate myself to the Borg it's so i [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► found it i have no one to talk to about [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► this i found it's so difficult [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► it made me realize i'm not saying this [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► is you but me and made me realize how [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► much of a man-child i am in some ways [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► like I'm so used to like I I don't like [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► having to like it should be fucking [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► 40-some years to get to where I like I [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► don't hate my personality and so I think [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► I'm almost like out of this Merlin [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► closet or like I just I I'm very [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► reluctant to go gently into someone [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► else's goodnight right now you ever let [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► me hear you roar [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► well I don't have to be like I don't [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► have to be a cock don't have to always [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► be the center of attention but at the [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► same time there's like there's just [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► there's a lot of times when I've had to [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► go like okay I've worked on my own for a [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► lot of years I've had gotten to be like [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► whatever it is that i am for a lot of [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► years and there's times when you're the [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► first meeting at my daughter's co-op [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► school which was i I mean like I will I [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► can't imagine my daughter ever going to [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► another school is great as her co-op [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► school weekend my wife mostly work there [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► I work there [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► it's great it's great gig it's so much [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► less expensive than like a regular like [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► you know penitentiary style Driscoll [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► because you're there you're it's it's a [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► great way to watch your kid get better [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► at being a kid but and you learn to [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► watercolor again but you know it's also [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► it's cool because like the people there [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► who are dicks have a stake in it like [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► there are people who still want to like [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► just drop the kids off and drive away [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► but there's a lot of people there who [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► were there because they believe in the [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► school they believe what's going on [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► you can take that too far and like [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► heaven some of these schools they make [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► you read a book before you can go there [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► like they have like I too was a temp [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► homocysteine out a persuasive theory [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► like the HP this place has a different [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► like philosophy but the I don't want to [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► have my commitment to smart sparkle [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► motion doubt it [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► no no no butBut you know but here's the [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► thing it the first thing that well two [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► things from just quickly in this case [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► first of all that like how much I showed [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► up feeling like of course i always feel [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► like the worst father in the world no [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► matter where i go i'm always liked my [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► gosh there's so many things I could be [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► doing so much better but I got there [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► kidding me [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► do you honestly feel that way yeah and [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► and I got there anything like two [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► minutes i felt like i was a student [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► council meeting because it was it was [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► like but at the greatest school in the [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► world was like the people who like where [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► the you know as you say that the board [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► of directors or whatever like the people [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► who were like the head of the [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► three-year-olds group the four-year-old [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► trip it was just like student council [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► and it was it was like this weird but [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► not popularity contest but there are [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► some people who cared so intensely about [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► governing like you know whether you had [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► to wear shoes in the bike area or [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► whatever and second the first meeting I [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► ever want to at this school the greatest [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► of all schools they talked about the [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► problem of chicken poop for 25 minutes [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► because this one is for chicken to run [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► around IC and apparently one of the moms [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► was pretty upset because some of the [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► chicken matter had gotten on to her [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► child's shoe and that came into the [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► house and that led to a larger [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► discussion of just sanitation in general [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► and like should we even have chickens it [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► off we have chickens [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► should there be somebody who's [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► monitoring the the chicken area more [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► closely right and you know your question [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► that's like that i think it's attributed [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► to Kissinger you know start to go [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► through your head you know the stakes [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► are some steaks for supper but you know [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► but but I'm sorry I'm going on but I [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► want the big pattern here is like for me [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► it's one thing to sit around and poison [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► my daughter's mind with with comics but [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► like then i have to go up and be around [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► other people and even like the coolest [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► people in the world I feel like I'm [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► always like I it's pushing me forward [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► because now like my all of my failures [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► exposed all these people and but that I [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► would not trade that experience for the [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► world [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► I mean it was you know a you know what [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► is the last thing on this it's like it's [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► like hiring a doula or it is like [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► finding a psychiatrist [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► it is like finding a mate like don't [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► start with the role like start with [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► finding somebody that you like like [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► we're gonna find a school that you like [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► before you find a school [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► you got a problem is the problem with [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► that Merlin is that I rejected the idea [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► of a doula [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► and why we please talk to liz its [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► endpoint and I reject the idea of a [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► psychiatrist and I and I'm for education [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► really have not have not fully embraced [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► the idea of finding a mate [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► what about chickens got a thought and I [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► don't have chickens don't everybody [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► don't have heritage chickens and [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► everybody comes over to my house says [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► you have a barn every year everybody in [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► the city is buying chickens [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► you're the only guy that has that [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► actually has a barn [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► why don't you have chickens and I'm like [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► right because chickens because why do [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► you need fucking chickens right exactly [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► except my legs really show up and within [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► it within a month like you get your [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► tattoo you get your fixie and get two [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► chickens [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► well here's I feel like a weird but I [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► feel about the chicken you have is [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► chicken or chicken that thing they're [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► chickens are huge and everything [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► everywhere [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► okay what what I feel about the chickens [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► and the and the organic farming both of [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► which things I am encouraged by every [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► person who comes here to embark upon [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► like why aren't you [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► I looks like a little suggestion box for [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► John's house why are things I can't [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► believe John is an icy winds our why [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► don't you make why don't you build a big [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► organic garden and what I realize about [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► those things that is that those are [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► mating rituals that you once you and [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► your partner have exhausted all of the [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► episodic television and you are staring [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► across the breakfast table at one [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► another and contemplating being together [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► for decades and you realize like I don't [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► want to be like my parents I don't want [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► to be like my grandparents what are we [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► going to do you embark upon a mutual [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► project like starting a garden where you [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► are now going to eat out of this garden [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► it's a merry old time [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► but it's really a way of it's a it's a [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► way of of stitching your relationship [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► together with a kind of mutual you know [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► like here are values in bright red tape [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► and we're living our were walking our [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► talk and we're living our life together [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► and for me as a bachelor the idea of [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► going out and killing a little organic [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► garden for myself again feels like a [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► prison activity take think they take [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► your shoelaces the way they give you to [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► hamburger patties with cheese in a [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► styrofoam bucket and then you've got [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► like your six-by-eight plot and you're [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► out there you're out there trying to [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► keep the rabbits out of your letters and [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► that's what keeps you [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► let's do you remember thinking [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► everybody's like in college like I would [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► meet i would meet a lady and like we [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► would just sit and get going to like you [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► know like if you leave the party you'd [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► be xing it go to like an abandoned [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► classroom and you could talk for 18 [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► hours just talking just talk about [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► whatever talk about the flintstones [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► whatever she fly her forehead on your [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► shoes it be in the dark you like quite a [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► thing yet it was just a kind of talking [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► about whatever he's talking about [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► whatever man whatever its just oh my god [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► you too [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► oh my god and then you need projects [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► when you get older and let's be honest [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► the biggest project is a kid right now i [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► have somebody that this is probably a [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► very old cliché it's probably like you [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► know like a more solid joke or something [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► but like you know when you will run out [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► of things to talk to somebody like [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► that's when the words will you marry me [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► right well your mouth and and all you [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► have to do is go to an ikea on a [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► Saturday afternoon and you're seeing all [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► the people better that are either right [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► before that or were right in the heart [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► of its projects projects project just [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► you know she's a she's pushing the cart [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► and he is kind of walking along beside [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► and they are just picking out storage [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► solutions is wondering what Swedish for [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► ricin and and for me like I did not I [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► did not escape it [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► i but i but i but I went through a lot [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► of those sort of as solo like I built a [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► nest for myself here unconscious [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► that that's really what i was doing and [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► I did it all by myself so that my house [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► looks like uh hunting lodge that that [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► where someone set off a grandma bomb but [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► there's also there's no and they pick up [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► what are you thinking of course right [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► not gonna put that there what are you [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► doing right there is no one but by the [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► time anyone could have said seven [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► different mismatched plays paisley [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► patterns is not a style it is a mind [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► riot by the time anybody could have said [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► that to me it was too late [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► yeah and they all they could do was [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► stand there with their hands on their [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► hips and go wow amazing and I'm like I [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► know right kind of kind of like kind of [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► like tripping out isn't it [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► go ahead sit on the couch if you can [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► find the couch part so so I'm kind of [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► now going through this idea i had not [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► thought of it this way i really had nine [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► there was nobody to keep me from buying [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► 10 copies of The Adventures of [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► Huckleberry Finn because i was afraid [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► that it was gonna get banned and I was [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► gonna have the last stash of them to [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► hand out to people on the street there [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► was no one to stop me from decorating my [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► house with amplifiers and I have built a [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► nest you're there John I really am and I [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► know you're like Michael you're like [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► Berkeley I don't love everything you do [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► but I'm so glad you're there [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► haha but the but the problem is that now [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► I have built a nest and now i have a [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► child and I am that and the child's [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► mother and I are very close and we live [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► in a very kind of communal atmosphere it [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► you know in a way is everything that I [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► if you had asked me 10 years ago like [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► how I imagined it [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► it is that it has happened but but i [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► have i've maintained so much of my own [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► like I kept my my back [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► up my castle and now i'm now i'm in the [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► in this castle and I feel a little [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► ridiculous like that the castle grounds [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► are all being guarded by other yeah [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► that's the pre-filter John you should [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► not feel ridiculous way I'm standing up [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► here with my flag [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► you know I have a collection of flags [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► yeah and and i realized today because [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► our our good friend cat Miriam yeah so I [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► my friend of the show and the show I [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► think she might whenever I have around [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► the city but I think she might be our uh [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► amongst other things are official [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► statistician well I and anna and I'm [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► beginning to feel like chief archivist [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► but-but-but so I post a picture of a [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► jacket that i have that i thought was [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► like a vintage could you donate Navy [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► officers code like it's clearly a [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► captain's jacket I thought maybe like [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► french coast guard auxiliary I wasn't [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► sure but I posted a picture of this i [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► was trying to crowdsource wear this [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► jacket was from and I got your usual [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► snarky answers from everybody and then I [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► that and then some legit fucking [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► question some legit tries people were [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► like I don't believe that's an American [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► and I was like well right but what is it [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► and it was like not US military there [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► were some people taking some stabs at it [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► and then she comes in out of the blue [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► with a link to the this exact jacket and [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► I didn't even post a whole picture but i [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► just posted a picture of the sleeve [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► she's good she has the entire jacket and [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► it is a yacht club Commodore retired [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► dress blues and I was like so close and [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► yet so far [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► how did this how did this fight I mean [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► it's like I want wherever I got this [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► jacket [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► it must have it must have crawled out of [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► the truck and situated itself on top of [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► an of a rafter and as I was walking by [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► it left we got yacht club Commodore [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► common tired ret [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► right okay former Commodores so there's [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► a current company for the current [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► Commodore of the yacht club he wears a [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► different coat [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► ok this is this is the the former the [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► former Commodore if once once a comment [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► or always a comedy ask marine so it once [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► you have been the Commodore of your [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► yacht club you graduate you are always [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► able to wear this gentleman door and [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► there is America's which is a fantastic [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► it's a fantastic code and and so then [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► i'm online i am researching yacht club [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► literally typing its greatness be fired [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► yacht club Commodore yacht club [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► Commodore former right um and I'm so I'm [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► now i'm in this yacht club world i had [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► no idea that members of yacht clubs had [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► ranks there's an entire ranking system [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► as as as like elaborate and bizarre as [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► the as the very essence of congolese [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► navy or whatever it's got let you know [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► you could you can you can be a bosun's [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► mate it the yacht club anyway I'm i'm [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► flipping through this and all of a [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► sudden I see these flags which I've had [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► I have a flag with a giant acorn on it [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► and a flag with crossed feathers on it [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► and I've had them for a long time I [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► their part of my collection of flags and [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► I learned in on this website that the [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► acorn is the flag that you fly from your [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► yacht if you are the treasurer of the ox [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► 0 because the treasure is collecting [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► acorns for the this is international or [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► mean if you are a yacht club in but this [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► is this is in a book somewhere this is [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► codified yeah right and the cross [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► feathers of course is the Secretary of [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► the yacht club so i'm flying all these [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► weird yacht club flags here around [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► around the good ship blow Roderick pop [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► and I I had no idea what they meant i [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► did you and thankies Thank You code [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► right yeah Thank oh right i was flying a [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► green hanky and my back left pocket i [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► didn't know that if I was slippery roads [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► right and [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► and that Miriam solves all these [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► problems in one fell swoop and also [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► somehow completely a like completely by [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► happenstance I already own a retired [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► Commodores jacket I didn't have to go [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► through any of the like where is I may [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► already have a retired director of CIA [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► jacket and I just don't realize that you [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► just need to send her some some photos I [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► need to send her photos of everything [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► she could be your personal archives to [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► so I'm saying I think you and you may [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► have finally found you you lament this [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► every every few months about what you [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► gonna do like with the history of all [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► the items in your home like how how will [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► that be passed on to the future [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► generations [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► she's very scientific John I don't want [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► to go into too much personal detail but [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► catamarans very scientific [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► all I'm saying is that that that that [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► that that mystery at least is solved and [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► why it is that I that you know because i [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► asked people to solutely when they come [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► into the house and at a certain point I [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► change to a kind of open-handed salute [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► rather than your closed and salute what [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► I'm not sure I'm had no nothing like [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► Hitler open-handed like you know like a [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► a classic sort of got a wave not a wave [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► that you're still touching the tip of [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► your glasses with the hand ok just your [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► palm out so I know what you mean like [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► sort of it left hand kinda get it right [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► like like you're like you're the the [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► governor-general in the Raj let me love [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► you let you watch it because I was I was [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► I was feeling like a Commodore is it [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► fair to say you probably know more about [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► military and fake military clothing than [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► most people in seattle be honest you [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► probably the top i'd be in the top 5% 5% [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► ok if you go to the coop meeting like [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► the second meeting dressed as a former [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► Commodore yeah club people think it's [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► pretty fucking weird but if you're [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► consistent if you always show up in some [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► kind of military garb no one is going to [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► fuck with you right but it's but every [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► but one day I'm a colonel in the Air [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► Force [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► well one day i'm wearing desert [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► fatigues there are people with honorary [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► degrees and consoles doctor there's no [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► reason you can't be there is no fucking [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► reason you can't be an honorary [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► Commodore I'm saying is if you show up [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► at this place and you and you want to [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► have this is a certain will to power [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► you may be able to go in there dress for [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► the job you want to write well but this [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► is the thing I don't want to go up [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► I've already begun compiling the the [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► uniform of a member of the board of [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► directors of your child's up at times it [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► felt like at least it would be like a [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► patagonia fleece well see now that's [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► where you wouldn't have a water bottle i [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► have not been to this meeting yet so i'm [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► guessing that that's what that's what [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► you're gonna follow that is gonna be [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► enlisted men think that's right ok got [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► it sorry [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► so obviously tweed jacket patches on the [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► elbows knit squared bottom time it's [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► selling Michael Keaton in like a grain [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► it that's right no you're absolutely [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► right Michael Keaton 83 [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► yeah black plaid button-down sort of nor [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► sport shirt hot smart look I don't know [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► though I think the military thing I met [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► my am but then crewneck sweater on top [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► of the shirt i just saw oceans 11 for [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► the first time I think you should bring [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► back the the the giant turtle neck [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► almost cowl-neck ridiculously large [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► turtleneck shirt that like a sweater [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► like a big big you don't talk about [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► using the movie but for some reason like [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► three different guys in the movie [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► especially Matt Damon are wearing these [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► cool like fishermen kind of sweaters [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► like you know vertical ribbing but with [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► these giant giant turns out the captain [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► haddock sweater em high [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► the captain haddock sweater from going [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► to get the former captain the retired [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► captain had so it's called me look that [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► up it's a smart like I could not pull [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► that off you would look awesome in that [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► you know the thing about captain haddock [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► is that his first of all his sweater has [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► a giant anchor on it captain and oh and [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► apparently the cartoon character but [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► yeah yeah what are you not attending [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► reader [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► uh yes haha oh outed outed as a non [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► Tintin reader he's got a pipe [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► that's gotta understand how he looks a [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► little like Bluto that's right i guess [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► what else he's from Belgium Belgium l [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► jones got no pupils i don't know i have [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► mixed feelings because there's two [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► minutes two ways you can go with this [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► like you can either go with like the [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► perhaps inadvisable this guy is [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► obviously bananas approach which is he [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► might go in is looking ass licker one [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► day like the Gorton's fisherman in like [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► one day you might go in as like the I [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► don't know whatever the Seattle Mariner [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► big head mascot is you know Erin Andrews [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► mariner moose all had a big head [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► they had mascot my kids school today I [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► want to get kids cry big lion was the [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► person inside of an autistic bring it [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► why I'm pretty sure that or you just [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► were consistently where the same uniform [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► it's all pretty sure that makes my sword [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► cane is going to be the thing that just [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► that that really gets their attention [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► but that's not going to be till meeting [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► five a lot of people are going to see it [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► go that guy doesn't look like he needs a [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► cane and he definitely looks like the [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► kind of guy who would like to carry a [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► sword so i'm gonna guess that's probably [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► a certain game you would think but the [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► people appear that the the you know the [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► fleece dolls they're like I think that [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► the fleece creates a kind of it like off [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► gases and it in a dulls your wits for [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► combat lot of leaching yeah yeah so no [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► no I got the whole idea of the whole [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► premise that one day I would be [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► jockeying for power in a pre-k co-op is [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► like I feel a little bit like I'm [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► sitting in one of those little tiny [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► desks at a parent-teacher conference [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► already [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► yeah and I don't know how this I don't [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► know how this happened you know you know [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► Merlin that that michael anthony hall [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► and I [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► what the hell Molly Ringwald yeah [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► they're the same age as me and just that [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► itself that that's plenty [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► I yeah I just don't know I'm just [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► thinking about that today like I don't [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► think I knew that at the time I think [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► about that a lot i watched i was [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► watching Moneyball today that movie in [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► like Billy Beane's like 51like it's like [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► he's a guy who like play baseball like [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► when I when I was a kid [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► yeah but he's only a few years older [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► than me I mean Michael Stipe is not that [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► much older than me that's right he seems [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► like a generation older than me but he's [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► actually not right and that is [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► disturbing to me and with michael stipe [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► I can handle it because whatever when I [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► was when I was 15 he was already 22 or [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► something and like that did seem that [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► did seem like a generational difference [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► but I don't think I knew that anthony [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► michael hall and molly ringwald were [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► just six months older than me or [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► something i didn't get my head is easy [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► younger to you [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► no no no they seemed again like they [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► were in the movies i was it i thought [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► that they were older people playing [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► teenagers I thought it was the classic [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► 90210 problem right one girl with the [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► glasses here 60 yeah right and and you [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► know 25 27 year olds that are playing [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► seventeen-year-olds but the you know the [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► knowledge that those two those kids [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► playing teenage kids were actually [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► teenage kids his ideals right it's retro [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► actively depressing [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► yeah I don't know why to learn that at [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► 44 years old is causing me to to to kind [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► of be a GOG today but but but I've spent [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► spent all afternoon kind of like [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► thinking about Anthony Michael Hall I [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► don't know I i think that was me for a [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► while was he like really like beefy [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► didn't get a like like games [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► yes bc i think he was I think I think [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► somebody was advising him as a young [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► person [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► don't don't be the nerd don't be [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► typecast as the nerd [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► yeah so you got it you got it you know [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► you gotta get into the gym and be a [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► serious actor and get it's not [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► flattering take some intense roles i [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► don't think you'd recognize him now if [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► you google Anthony Michael Hall right [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► now and look at his face now your it's [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► you're going to be like oooo he looks [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► like a guy at my child's pre-k he looks [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► like just somebody's dad he doesn't look [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► like anthony michael hall anymore but [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► now you look at Jackie Earle Haley I'm [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► you probably have not had a chance to [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► look at the materials essential but in [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► the in the movie version of watchmen [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► rorschach is played by Jackie Earle [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► Haley who you'll remember from Bad News [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► Bears and breaking always sure the bad [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► kid the city needs and great yes he's [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► played he's played Freddy Krueger in one [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► of the nightmare movies he's in shutter [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► island he has a great small but great [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► rolling shutter island [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► he's one of those guys he's like he's [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► off is all with all due respect mr. [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► Earle Haley like you don't fucked up [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► looking he's he's always been super [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► weird looking but like I sigh so [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► treasure that like and not you know what [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► now I gotta find out how old he is [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► I do this now you know what they do I [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► look for how tall people are so that's [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► all yeah I don't think he's very tall [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► I search for how tall people are isn't [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► that like that's an old person thing to [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► do isn't it did how I like your new [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► boyfriend he's told how is like scarlett [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► johansson seems like she's a little gal [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► she's she seems let me just look here [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► she's all look at that she's now 1053 [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► gala gala plays agent hills a little [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► more statuesque did the bad news bears [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► have the effect on you that it had on me [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► probably which is to say that there were [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► there were things happening in that [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► movie that were just a little bit [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► out of my grasp and they made me afraid [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► that movie made me afraid and also yearn [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► for things i didn't i didn't know what i [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► was doing all of you know what it is [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► inevitable and yes it's the hallmark of [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► like the late seventies my gosh I'm [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► gonna fucking rabbit hole here it's a [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► hallmark of the late seventies young [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► person's movie whether that's breaking [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► away whatever me uh the first movie I [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► ever saw Diane laying in a little [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► romance with mr. Laurence Olivier I had [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► the hugest crush because about these [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► kids who meet in Paris and fall in love [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► and like 12 or 13 and i saw it was like [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► 10 or 11 so it's like you ever had that [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► you're just filled with like easy kids [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► at camp like you watch meatballs I'm [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► like oh man I would love to meet a girl [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► in shorts [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► yeah well yes absolutely the interest [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► but like so seductive Tatum O'Neal was [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► that she I'm just realizing that there [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► was a remake of bad news bears with some [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► other people and yeah that's not what [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► we're talking about but it we're talking [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► about Walter Matthau Ricky take his [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► fucking drinking beer because you're [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► interfering the most rigorous but but [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► 1000 neal had this worldliness that I [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► knew I knew already in nineteen whatever [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► 70 like what the hell year was that that [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► was a 77 his paper moon was like 73 she [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► smokes in that and she's like 10 ok 76 [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► so Tatum O'Neal said your mother i sent [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► you a link to some Jackie Earle Haley [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► girls are checking out but like I knew [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► in 1976 so I was eight in 76 and I knew [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► that Tatum O'Neal in the bad news bears [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► was not a virgin or maybe was still one [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► but had been to third base and mental [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► model for virginity when you were eight [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► I was I'm so I was so worried you know [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► that shit crossed [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► that shit crossed [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► some kind of she should cross the line [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► and she had people she was like maybe [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► maybe she's somebody touched her boobs [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► and she was okay with it she wanted it [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► to happen even and this is back when we [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► both still worried about people being [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► damaged goods right you what you worry [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► about them a little bit [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► well and and also like I had like I had [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► engaged in a little bit of like you show [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► me yours I'll show you mine and at one [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► point out on the compost pile was in the [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► process of doing a little you show me [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► yours I'll show you mine with a couple [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► of neighborhood girls when my mom came [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► around the corner with a wheelbarrow [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► full of compost of all the places and [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► she said what are you kids doing get out [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► of there [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► this is why you hate farming it up and [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► where everybody scattered oh and my mom [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► wasn't mean about it she wasn't it [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► wasn't you know she just that was from [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► take a lot John I mean just just just [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► her being there that those two worlds [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► should not collide like oh I was covered [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► in shame [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► I was covered in shame and I did not [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► know how you know and the thing about [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► Tatum O'Neal and the and the kid with [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► the dirt bike [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► what's his name Jackie Earle Haley [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► Jackie Earle Haley the thing about them [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► is that they hadn't they clearly had no [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► parental supervision or very little and [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► I was worried that in order i think what [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► it was I was worried that in order to to [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► learn about sex and cross this is the [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► Rubicon to be on the other side where [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► that where where people were touching [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► each other i was going to have to [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► sacrifice my relationship with my mom [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► you know what I mean like in the movies [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► all the all the kids that were fast when [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► you went to their house when the movie [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► went to their house their mom was [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► smoking cigarettes and was drunk in [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► front of the TV or like you know a [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► working mom single mom who's like always [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► out selling real estate or whatever [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► yeah but-but-but always liked the [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► message in the movie was always that mom [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► was self-involved or mean it was very [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► seldom that she was a working mom who [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► was harry reid and her kids were bad she [TS]

01:02:39 ◼   ► was always a working mom who was like [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► who was having an affair with her boss [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► or like you know she was a she was a bad [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► mom and so that's how these kids who had [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► a who have hearts of gold but they were [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► smoking cigarettes behind the school and [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► they were they were feeling each other [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► up and I didn't want to I didn't want to [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► have to because you know my mom already [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► worked a lot and I didn't want to have [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► to lose the good relationship that we [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► had with the little time that we had [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► together in order to learn to be like a [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► fast kid who liked head who had put his [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► hand up a girl shirt and so I think in [TS]

01:03:23 ◼   ► my mind somewhere i drew this [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► i drew this line like I needed to be [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► good and in order to be it was a little [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► bit black-and-white in order to be good [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► i needed to not wear it wasn't that I [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► needed to but then I was never going to [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► be [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► the kid with the motorbike right and [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► that's a that's a you know I could sit [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► if if I could set my eight-year-old self [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► down and talk to about this i would be [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► arrested immediately for Pat for talking [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► about sex with an eight-year-old because [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► apparently that's illegal now let's not [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► talk about time travel but who [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► haha thats that back then it wasn't [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► illegal back then you could have a kid [TS]

01:04:05 ◼   ► go get a beer for you can make this time [TS]

01:04:07 ◼   ► at the time now it's a oh boy that's a [TS]

01:04:10 ◼   ► real my field was going to be frightened [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► and I stopped but but it is i mean like [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► i felt the same way my mom was real [TS]

01:04:18 ◼   ► protective of me you know i think she's [TS]

01:04:20 ◼   ► you know she had a lot of loss in her [TS]

01:04:22 ◼   ► life and did not want to have me be lost [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► to but like that made me more reluctant [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► to like a until you know my mid-teen [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► years to become a Hellion you know what [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► I mean there's part of me that thinks [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► like it's a good idea to like burning [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► out of your system when your Tatum or [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► Jackie aged like not but like in an [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► environment that's safe like it should [TS]

01:04:42 ◼   ► be some kind of like you know mall petri [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► dish way to feel people up like he [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► shouldn't have to like sneak out of the [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► house when you're 17 and like you know [TS]

01:04:50 ◼   ► go somewhere super foreign you don't [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► mean it like that Italians having wine [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► at dinner like it makes it takes away [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► the stigma although the tragedy now is [TS]

01:04:59 ◼   ► that whatever that was that I was seeing [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► in Tatum O'Neal's eyes [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► I mean what we know now about her [TS]

01:05:08 ◼   ► relationship with her father ryan o'neal [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► the alcoholic like their leader [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► yeah terrible terrible but if there [TS]

01:05:16 ◼   ► wasn't a fair beater [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► what is the Faribault I was a hate it [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► wasn't he [TS]

01:05:21 ◼   ► unkind to Farrah Fawcett oh I think he [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► was unkind everybody at the key I think [TS]

01:05:27 ◼   ► he is legitimately abusive [TS]

01:05:30 ◼   ► well she says here in her I'm not [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► reading for Wikipedia in her [TS]

01:05:33 ◼   ► autobiography O'Neill alleged that she [TS]

01:05:35 ◼   ► was molested by her father's death [TS]

01:05:37 ◼   ► dealer when she was 12 she also alleges [TS]

01:05:40 ◼   ► physical and emotional abuse from her [TS]

01:05:41 ◼   ► father much of which he attributed to [TS]