0:00:00the Intolerable number 183 february2014
0:00:06there is unrest in the incomparable
0:00:10panel the host of the show has declared
0:00:12his intention to make them watch the
0:00:15Star Wars prequels a separatist movement
0:00:18under the leadership of the mysterious
0:00:19count siracusa has insisted that it's
0:00:22quite difficult to watch the prequels in
0:00:24one sitting
0:00:26understanding that watching the prequels
0:00:27is a critical issue the host of the
0:00:29incomparable has enlisted an army of
0:00:33panelists to watch star wars episode to
0:00:35attack of the clones those panelists are
0:00:38Dan Morgan Monty Ashley John siracusa
0:00:41serenity Caldwell and Steve lights
0:00:46okay i want to i want to paint a little
0:00:48word picture for you guys because I i
0:00:50want to take you back to when I met my
0:00:51wife and the thing that made her fall in
0:00:53love with me as i said to her you know I
0:00:55don't like this and hear everything soft
0:00:58didn't smooth it unlike me what a line
0:01:02what what that is like one of the
0:01:04greatest lines ever you have to couple
0:01:06it with a caress Jason that's the goal i
0:01:08did i did at the time and amazing is it
0:01:10totally works that is the just the
0:01:12greatest line in the history of rome and
0:01:13I don't want to see all all the women in
0:01:15the audience there swinging by that
0:01:17point nurses I know when he would say
0:01:20the soft like you and like I expected
0:01:22her to shrink from his touch and order
0:01:24ice cream and away but no she's like
0:01:26this is such a turn-on
0:01:27ok let's ask let's ask our our our our
0:01:30expert RR woman panelist serenity
0:01:33what are your feelings about sand if you
0:01:39don't you don't like saying I don't
0:01:40think she likes it
0:01:41oh yeah get seven noahide god I can't
0:01:45even like I but here tonight to now
0:01:49along those lines are being well it's
0:01:51the boom like I can't even form coherent
0:01:54sentences about this because not only is
0:01:57it pair you know the dialogue is not
0:02:00fantastic especially we have this
0:02:02beautiful landscape right in this
0:02:05beautiful villa wonderful Italian
0:02:08landscape etruscan art
0:02:10and then you have this horrible dialogue
0:02:12then you have this horrible dialogue
0:02:14while Anakin's hand is ever so subtly
0:02:17first sneaking up your hand and then
0:02:19suddenly fighting itself on your back
0:02:22and like us
0:02:24I mean you look at Natalie Portman's
0:02:26face and it is stone-cold that's the
0:02:28kind of face you put on when someone's
0:02:31come up to you and they're super drunk
0:02:32and they look like they're you know that
0:02:36you can't really fight them but you're
0:02:38not really it's it's a coiled snake
0:02:40shields up expression yeah exactly
0:02:42shields up when he goes in for the kiss
0:02:44he's pauses and enjoy your face and her
0:02:46Facebook doesn't move and then they hold
0:02:49on that throw he liked the second really
0:02:52creepy you Sherlock he's magnificent
0:02:54that's the best theory the trick
0:02:56this is not the bit where they actually
0:02:57kiss is it and this happens a little bit
0:02:59later nothing
0:03:00well according to my I think this point
0:03:02I'm I know like those are witnesses when
0:03:03they kiss oh yeah he's doing make this
0:03:05kiss but this is the no we can't do this
0:03:08well this is this is what this
0:03:09particular scene out
0:03:11yeah is is monty python level hilarious
0:03:14because who as they're kissing there's
0:03:16this huge swell of dramatic music and
0:03:19then she breaks away and says no and it
0:03:20just cut short
0:03:21it is totally like something out of life
0:03:25of brian damn John Williams for making
0:03:27such nice music to go you know
0:03:29incredibly terrible movie yes because
0:03:32the music is ground stand on it but it's
0:03:34fine like it has a star wars feel but
0:03:37kind of an old-timey classic feel and
0:03:38look like that music is in this movie I
0:03:41just kills me
0:03:42uh-huh yeah thnkx jobs like he's in your
0:03:46very soul tormenting you
0:03:48oh ok like if you had to make a parody
0:03:52of this like you're trying to like scary
0:03:54movie like we're gonna make the lines
0:03:56sound really dumb and dorky because like
0:03:58say this movie came out and the love
0:04:00scene lines were kind of embarrassing
0:04:01and stilted you can make a parody of it
0:04:03I don't think you comparative these
0:04:04lines there's no way you can make them
0:04:05more stilted less believable less creepy
0:04:08and it's a move the acting can you get a
0:04:10parody actor to make a creepy leering
0:04:12half-smile that's any worse than the one
0:04:15hand can make this entire movie I don't
0:04:17think you can we really haven't talked
0:04:18much about Hayden Christensen is general
0:04:20acting capability but i think it might
0:04:23be
0:04:24might be wise to discuss that little bit
0:04:26it's hard to tell when this is your
0:04:28major barometer he's good at acting
0:04:30creepy as it as an actor I think Hayden
0:04:32Christensen acquits Jake Lloyd quite
0:04:34well at least take Lloyd had a
0:04:37personality
0:04:38yeah no no a Hayden has exactly two
0:04:41facial expressions
0:04:42he's got a sexual predator and he's got
0:04:45severely constipated any alternate
0:04:48between them just completely at random
0:04:49it's like he's throwing a dying inside
0:04:51his head and all its its spark time I'll
0:04:54by all accounts he's good and shattered
0:04:56glass but he's playing a creep in that
0:04:59ok so maybe you may have been typecast
0:05:01yeah and he seems to have only ever read
0:05:04about how actual humans talk all that
0:05:06could be the directors fault
0:05:07yeah i mean if you only saw these other
0:05:09actors in this movie I don't think you
0:05:11would give them much credence e I mean
0:05:13like Ewan McGregor natalie portman
0:05:15samuel l jackson samuel l jackson Samuel
0:05:19actually blocking terribleness me as a
0:05:21slave he loved Star Wars was really
0:05:23excited to be in the movie talked
0:05:24himself into a bigger part and yet even
0:05:26he my favorite scene is him coming into
0:05:29the 22 Yoda when like yoda sensing
0:05:32Anakin pain becomes any system or couch
0:05:34thing any like a sneeze like so what's
0:05:37up in the showdown are we sitting on
0:05:40pillows now it's important for me to be
0:05:41in the scene for some reason because i
0:05:43have a purple lightsaber so here I am
0:05:44let's talk exposition which like to join
0:05:47The Avengers that's alright i think we
0:05:50did we skip over the douche commercial
0:05:52because my wife really want to just
0:05:53please be more specific
0:05:57they want the one where there in front
0:05:58of the waterfalls and the giant the
0:06:01giant million tix there is such a
0:06:04beautiful scene they decide to put
0:06:05horse-sized tell us sooner seen here's
0:06:08the oh I have the way we listen to
0:06:10Annika's political theory which has to
0:06:11which essentially is where he's
0:06:14endorsing the campaign about Vladimir
0:06:15Putin I think if we need a strong leader
0:06:17here really deep political thought from
0:06:20Anakin Skywalker which the point the
0:06:22woman who grew up doing all of the model
0:06:24um stuff on Naboo and became the Queen
0:06:26and all might want to call him on his BS
0:06:28there but apparently she's just so in
0:06:30love with him and adorable this stupid
0:06:32thing she's like okay whatever and then
0:06:34what does he do for his encore he rides
0:06:36a pig cow and falls off of it
0:06:37in my notes that's referenced as the
0:06:39capering oh god the capering and have we
0:06:44not learned that having people jump on
0:06:46top of cg things he wants to see person
0:06:48like I'm thinking like a loss jumping on
0:06:49the the cave troll and fellowship where
0:06:51was computerized loss is just something
0:06:53super super super duper fake about
0:06:55having a human computer otherwise jump
0:06:58onto a creature like it never looks like
0:06:59they're connected to the thing they're
0:07:00jumping onto their kind of like it's
0:07:02like a video game where they don't have
0:07:03good collision detection you're kind of
0:07:05on top of the creature could say the
0:07:06same thing about Anakin and padmé
0:07:08oh it's like I don't understand why that
0:07:13was in that seem like they need to show
0:07:14them rolling around on the grass and
0:07:16falling in love and they're going again
0:07:17you know exactly what the scene is
0:07:19supposed to be besides a summers eve
0:07:20commercial and it fails it fails to make
0:07:23you think they're falling in love fails
0:07:24to convince you that is any reason that
0:07:25that a any human should ever love either
0:07:27one of these people and be that they
0:07:28would love each other
0:07:29I was going to point out that if if
0:07:31she's trying to dissuade Anakin for
0:07:33mooning after her lounging about in the
0:07:34firelight and her leather corset seems
0:07:36like kind of a bad idea
0:07:37yeah I know so I've got my bondage
0:07:39outfit on let's talk about how we can't
0:07:41be together let's talk about politics
0:07:42makes signals so tell me more about your
0:07:45political theories I want to hear more
0:07:47about that down not cool not cool
0:07:50that's right and goes I'm in agony I'm
0:07:53like it's just blue balls dude
0:07:55oh it's not like it's like series of
0:07:57events if that's his line because he's
0:07:59only 18 and you can have gone through it
0:08:01look it is up until this point it's been
0:08:03all gundarr pits and obi-wan so blue
0:08:05balls might be a kind of new experience
0:08:06for it but like seriously like if you're
0:08:08going to read his characters anywhere
0:08:10realistic these creepy he's leering and
0:08:12he's super duper horny because he's been
0:08:14living a life of the jedi and I hit the
0:08:16people who play off of him don't make
0:08:18any sense they don't react to him the
0:08:19way anyone would react to this character
0:08:21but he is the consistent character is
0:08:23just a terrible character that's just
0:08:25the other people in the movie are seeing
0:08:27a different character maybe two
0:08:28timelines that are mixed like the city
0:08:31in the city it's it's a lot worse its
0:08:33space blue Paul's those are both of our
0:08:36base blue balls no one can hear you
0:08:38should use the power of the force to do
0:08:40something about that could be all yeah
0:08:42it is that I think this is the best line
0:08:44entire movie in this scene he says
0:08:45believe me I wish that I could just wish
0:08:47away my feelings
0:08:49can you read my notes this right place i
0:08:53wish that i could just wish away my
0:08:55feelings but I can't I can't wear that
0:08:57can wish away my feelings for wish away
0:09:00the my 10 he's got wish it wishes in a
0:09:03sense twice i wish that i could wish
0:09:05away like who's letting that through
0:09:07sorry master Anakin you've used to
0:09:08wishes
0:09:09oh I just need to use the Jedi pants
0:09:12trick
0:09:13what alright let's move on to god this
0:09:19is I i fell into the pit of despair here
0:09:21because it's really because we will get
0:09:22some inner coming back and forth at this
0:09:23point we've got just a tot conversations
0:09:27between again the guy who can't play
0:09:30along
0:09:31obi-wan Kenobi and boba fett there's a
0:09:33something right out of a James Bond
0:09:35movie which is like hello I am here to
0:09:37meet you
0:09:38I don't know what you're talking about i
0:09:40have you been to corazon maybe has it
0:09:43been recently I don't know
0:09:46hey I'm just a simple man trying to make
0:09:48my way in the universe that's a great
0:09:49line son close that door that has my
0:09:51evil poison dart armor in it wink
0:09:55your clones are very impressive you must
0:09:57be proud incidentally that is a far
0:09:59better pickup line then I don't like Sam
0:10:01well I don't know the same line kind of
0:10:04worked this is all I'm saying and it
0:10:06gets everywhere I really do feel like
0:10:08there's a so when everyone makes his
0:10:11phone call from camino his hologram
0:10:13phone call in the rain
0:10:15I love that he's standing in the rain it
0:10:17why is he standing in the rain making
0:10:18all getting this ship and make the call
0:10:20it just be wet for no reason it's just
0:10:22miserable go back in the hallway and
0:10:24call we only have an external hologram
0:10:26speakerphone on this ship it does not
0:10:28come with an internal speaker phone that
0:10:30is on the new model he could not afford
0:10:32the new model the communication
0:10:33technology is very bad in this world
0:10:36especially considering dead i can sense
0:10:37murder half a galaxy away but not
0:10:41centipedes an extra or pain they have a
0:10:43hard time can relate this call through
0:10:44through through Anakin in camino and
0:10:48it's cold and he's standing up so i
0:10:49think to get a better signal he's
0:10:50outside to get some extra bar on his
0:10:51hologram phone outside the he uses the
0:10:55the vegetable strainer to get a better
0:10:57signal pops out of his ship
0:10:59it's like a bamboo steamer or something
0:11:02I there is a nice moment where Yoda
0:11:05brings up um mace windu short because
0:11:08doesn't doesn't he say something like we
0:11:09need to tell the Senate that we don't
0:11:11know what the hell the Jedi are doing
0:11:12our abilities are to diminish now we
0:11:14need to let them know this no we should
0:11:16keep that to ourselves why would you
0:11:18reveal your weakness there no we can't
0:11:20do that also is this the first that
0:11:22we've heard it where like at the
0:11:23midpoint through this trilogy now and
0:11:25it's like whoa what what's going on with
0:11:27the Jedi always seemed fine to me
0:11:29we've lost our ability to use the forest
0:11:31or something we've become dumb
0:11:33yeah for some reason the script is
0:11:34making us dumber sure we let the council
0:11:36note there are no your apprentice is the
0:11:40one who is prophecy to return competence
0:11:42to the force
0:11:43so a mechanism is it supposed to stay
0:11:46he's been given strict orders to stay on
0:11:49Naboo and protect Emma dollar but he has
0:11:51a dream that he needs to go to Tatooine
0:11:54and find his model but that's a great
0:11:56scene that dream scene where they show
0:11:58him and the cover is going to no no this
0:12:00is the dream scene i'm a shake back and
0:12:02forth kind of but and innocent and the
0:12:05scene ends he doesn't wake up it doesn't
0:12:06have a revelation we don't see his dream
0:12:08that's the entire scene
0:12:09yeah it was cheap though had a
0:12:12premonition that his mother who has been
0:12:15a slave for his entire life
0:12:18you're right be having a bad time this
0:12:20Jedi Academy is apparently so strictly
0:12:22that can I go home to visit my mother
0:12:23was just like no never called her on the
0:12:25hologram phone now can't talk to her
0:12:27can't see her you have to leave her as a
0:12:29slave
0:12:30right right you can't you can't like hey
0:12:32I'm a Jedi now maybe I could go back and
0:12:34like maker not a slave sorry we don't
0:12:36get reception on Tatooine so we can't go
0:12:39back from one of those border disputes
0:12:41and just stopped by Tatooine and see how
0:12:43your mind-slave is doing is the prime
0:12:45directive of the prequels no interfering
0:12:47with the culture of your own actual
0:12:50credit where your mother lives
0:12:51can we just stop by it's on the way to
0:12:52Khorasan no no sorry no can go there so
0:12:56he plays hooky he's playspace hooky and
0:12:58goes there
0:12:59meanwhile we got a fight on Kamino
0:13:01between Boba Fett and sorry with django
0:13:04fit this is the boba fett fight we never
0:13:06got to really see the really great like
0:13:07where he also said the right gate from
0:13:09think this is a great scene because no i
0:13:11don't think i don't i'm thinkin that's
0:13:12the point of the scene right that point
0:13:14of the scene is finally a
0:13:16knock-down-drag-out between Boba Fett or
0:13:18ok Jango Fett and a Jedi finally we
0:13:21didn't get this in the original trilogy
0:13:22but here we're going to lay it all out
0:13:23for you in this scene there's a moment
0:13:25when Django is attached to obi-wan by a
0:13:29string of some sort
0:13:31yes in general he flies off the ledge
0:13:33and only one practically look straight
0:13:35into the camera and says oh not good
0:13:38before he gets yanked it it's cartoon
0:13:41writing that's my favorite line in the
0:13:43whole movie what are you talking about a
0:13:44not good at talking about i hate it i'm
0:13:48impressed with the fact that that that
0:13:50obi-wan falls off that ledge well tied
0:13:52up at the wrist somehow managing to just
0:13:55drink either of those risks or break
0:13:57them on the tensile metal cable he stops
0:14:00us out with a string whatever it would
0:14:02have cut through his hands like dental
0:14:04floss is like a nanowire practically
0:14:06that he saved himself with know that
0:14:07neither me neither one of these
0:14:08supposedly amazingly competent warriors
0:14:10comes off looking powerful or smart and
0:14:12despite seems it's the rain
0:14:14very sloppy lots of lots of unforced
0:14:17errors and very bad strategy and I
0:14:19kungfu kicks boba fett has a good idea
0:14:22to shoot him with the ship that's a
0:14:23reasonable good idea for the kiddies
0:14:24only one who looks like he has a little
0:14:25bit of initiative but there are
0:14:27strategies for fighting each other
0:14:28terrible especially since Jedi powers
0:14:29wax and wane throughout this entire
0:14:32prequel series of like you know well you
0:14:34could just use your force to you know
0:14:36check them off into the ocean fishing
0:14:38around water
0:14:39yeah but now I think what we'll we'll
0:14:41have just the cuffs instead well you
0:14:42have to you have to disable his
0:14:43lightsaber to write in the first two
0:14:45seconds of the fight or else it ends up
0:14:47very you know uninteresting very quickly
0:14:49that's really easy to do because those
0:14:50guys do not hold onto their lightsabers
0:14:52at all and of course they always forget
0:14:54that they can use the Force to pick them
0:14:56back up
0:14:57yeah he doesn't later on but not here
0:14:59it's you know it's raining his force
0:15:01powers don't work as well in the rain
0:15:02and high moisture in the air density
0:15:04sure that explains why somebody from a
0:15:06desert planet has high midi-chlorians
0:15:08yeah
0:15:09as all i have to say it as the django OB
0:15:12fight continues once they get into space
0:15:15I think got a little bit more
0:15:16interesting because i remember liking
0:15:18and the first time i saw that i liked it
0:15:20again when Django's ship is chasing him
0:15:23it fires constantly at the like and
0:15:26that's exactly what you would expect
0:15:27like when you're playing a star wars
0:15:28video game you don't just fire like
0:15:30blast blast blast blast you just hit the
0:15:32fire button like crazy so it makes sense
0:15:33that the bounty hunter ship would make
0:15:35modified to just shoot lasers like crazy
0:15:37and as he's chasing obi-wan
0:15:39he's not just firing once and noble
0:15:41dodge and fire was just constant firing
0:15:43and I thought that was an appropriate
0:15:44appropriate armament for the for the
0:15:47ship it made it looks like obi-wan's in
0:15:48some amount of danger and it made jangle
0:15:50that looks like a actual competent
0:15:52bounty hunter and made it made obi-wan
0:15:54look skills for his camping i kinda like
0:15:56the seismic bombs in the Astro yeah like
0:15:58I don't like the sound effect like an
0:16:00advert that is that is fine it's doing
0:16:02some really cool work there but I mean
0:16:04it also kinda feels like a rehash of
0:16:05empire right like with the finest right
0:16:08through it is but like when I came to
0:16:10these scenes in the movie that look like
0:16:12they were all this is a chase scene i'm
0:16:13like oh thank god she's seen that makes
0:16:15some kind of narrative sense right guys
0:16:18chased that guy and he's gonna try to
0:16:20kill him and he's gonna leave when he
0:16:21thinks he's dead and the guys clever for
0:16:23making him think he's dead and it makes
0:16:25sense the asteroid scene is another of
0:16:27those things that makes me think this
0:16:28movie is just composed of things from
0:16:31previous movies but Lucas has no idea
0:16:34what people liked and didn't like right
0:16:36so they'll say here's an exciting scene
0:16:39with a bar a bunch of aliens us like
0:16:41that
0:16:41oh here's biru you guys like Peru right
0:16:45we change the color of the Milky bill
0:16:48round now not blue it's blue later we
0:16:50get a blue make later
0:16:51yeah I always liked fixing things the
0:16:54whole point of having Jango Fett be the
0:16:56father of the clones is because Lucas
0:16:59couldn't figure out another way to put
0:17:00boba fett in the movie so he just put
0:17:02his dad in its still both at the same
0:17:04time I mean boba fett still in the movie
0:17:07he's just like seven
0:17:08yeah you do you love when we have kids
0:17:10version of electrical connectors that
0:17:12it's cookie baby Papas you said you
0:17:14liked boba fett this character is called
0:17:15boba fett you like this character
0:17:17come on guys by the way the word seismic
0:17:20pertaining to or caused by an earth
0:17:23lake or vibration of the earth yeah it's
0:17:26an asteroid if you're gonna be like that
0:17:28we shouldn't hear the sound at all but
0:17:30they explode in the air not the air
0:17:32space maybe it's a brand name like
0:17:34cleaning in the lack of air they explode
0:17:36in the lack of air still not hurt yeah
0:17:39they still said they sound kinda cool
0:17:40it's like I get somebody with a really
0:17:41big guitar I mean it
0:17:43yeah in our string it's a cool scene if
0:17:45you slow down for a second you'll notice
0:17:47things like will be one saying seismic
0:17:50bombs hang on he's talking to something
0:17:54that's literally bolted to the ship
0:17:56yeah that's it speaking of things
0:17:58speaking of things that are like from
0:18:00other movies that he thought would be a
0:18:01good idea this is a theme and all of
0:18:03episode 2 and was my strongest
0:18:04impression upon first thing the movie in
0:18:06the theater is that Lucas splits the
0:18:08party and he does that an empire as well
0:18:10like you have some main characters you
0:18:12try to establish their relationships to
0:18:13each other in the beginning of the movie
0:18:15and fails in this movie and then you
0:18:16split them apart but boy what a
0:18:19difference when you split off like Luke
0:18:20had to go to yoga he had an actual
0:18:21mission is doing stuff and and han and
0:18:23Leia are having their relationship while
0:18:24they run from the Empire and everything
0:18:26here you send obi-wan off with our for
0:18:29no offense to r4 but there is no shared
0:18:31history between obi-wan and r4r far is
0:18:33boring r4 is no one that you would ever
0:18:35want to see or talk to an obi-wan is
0:18:37forced to spend the majority of the
0:18:39middle of this movie saying a name
0:18:41things to our for who we don't care
0:18:43about who has no relationship with and I
0:18:45feel so bad for him you integrator
0:18:47spending the middle part of this movie
0:18:48talking to inanimate lump of metal that
0:18:51personality they even reuse the sound
0:18:53effects for the droid for the are for
0:18:55those are side effects that were used in
0:18:57the original like they were in stuff
0:18:58that was cut out of the original movies
0:19:00well again we got these on tape
0:19:01somewhere just import those will just
0:19:03use those it's cool when we don't have
0:19:05to add another actor that's what I feel
0:19:07like is that is the low point in this
0:19:08movie and that's really saying something
0:19:09is when he's on Geonosis and he's
0:19:11sitting there in cg like Grand Canyon
0:19:14thing talking to our fours redhead
0:19:17yeah I'm so I feel so bad i was going to
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0:22:07we should talk speaking of rehashing
0:22:08things for previous movies we go to back
0:22:10to Tatooine and we get to see Mos Eisley
0:22:12spaceport we get to see wat Oh again hey
0:22:15hey everybody it's an EIU back we
0:22:19everybody wanted to see only hey it's my
0:22:21own slave
0:22:23it's a you might wanna know right Lou
0:22:25and it's better she still looks like a
0:22:28harem girl even though she's trying to
0:22:29look at spicuous that's kind of stupid i
0:22:33used to own you remember and yeah number
0:22:37the way we use the whip you
0:22:38that's awesome too I sold your mother
0:22:42that's not a problem visit ok go kill
0:22:44someone else I'll give you her number
0:22:45you could haha oh this is a sitcom
0:22:48opportunity how I sold your mother
0:22:51oh my god
0:22:55uh so and we find out we we go and we we
0:22:58meet her husband and his what his son
0:23:04and his girlfriend I guess you
0:23:06hey again like you said you like Peru
0:23:08and Owen right right to get a line also
0:23:11in the in the underused a great
0:23:14australian actors both joel edgerton who
0:23:17plays Owen and Rose Byrne who plays
0:23:19padme's hand been right what's going on
0:23:21to way better three beds
0:23:23this is where also we learn i think for
0:23:25the first time that Anakin's mother's
0:23:27name is shmee meet me and I wrote down
0:23:30one note in this entire sequence and
0:23:32it's just this gets me things we do to
0:23:40get through
0:23:41I think it's really weird that Anakin
0:23:43wants to go kill the sand people but has
0:23:46nothing against the guy who bought and
0:23:47then married his mother that's creepy
0:23:50yes what kind of it's like it's like a
0:23:52tattoo in mail order whitewater says he
0:23:54freed her but after buying her people
0:23:58even bought her career unless you buyer
0:24:00come on
0:24:01yeah i got to assume that it was oh I
0:24:04fall in love with you you're such a
0:24:05wonderful woman
0:24:07I'm ready to free you from this horrible
0:24:08lifestyle it just had to be done all
0:24:10were married getting the kitchen he
0:24:12can't write that I'm bond you to put the
0:24:14blue in the milk and to fix the moisture
0:24:16vaporators but it turns out i love you
0:24:18can't you see it i love you so here
0:24:20so what's the the sandpeople are another
0:24:22uncomfortable thing here because in
0:24:23episode 1 and a little bit and I guess
0:24:26in New Hope like they're kind of like
0:24:27comic gold people of the sand I look at
0:24:30them taking potshots at the at the pod
0:24:32racers and there they try to scare
0:24:34people with their noises but then
0:24:36obi-wan comes out and scares and but
0:24:37here I their guests they're kidnapping
0:24:40humans from from the civilized part of
0:24:43tatooine to keep them as what sex slaves
0:24:46I don't know what they were like why
0:24:47would they want her why would they keep
0:24:48her alive donator and change she was
0:24:50chained up there for like a like a month
0:24:52or something and like you know what were
0:24:55they doing with her during that time it
0:24:56doesn't
0:24:56yeah I had that same thought night
0:24:58stifled it quickly it reads like a bad
0:25:00western right like in like a simplistic
0:25:02view of like oh you know are nice wife
0:25:06fucks kidnapped right like it's it's
0:25:08weird and uncomfortable this
0:25:09uncomfortable parallel there that seems
0:25:12very simplistic and bizarre like little
0:25:14bit let's just reduce these people to
0:25:16savages basically but to what end like
0:25:18they don't want to go all the way and
0:25:19say they've taken her as a sex slave but
0:25:22they decided like animals down like
0:25:23animals
0:25:24it's so it because this movie like dips
0:25:26towards the darkness but it's shied away
0:25:28a lot of times and I think the other
0:25:30part of it is it's sort of what we saw
0:25:31with the clones and the droids which is
0:25:33yeah you want this to be a dark thing
0:25:36with Anakin killing these people but you
0:25:38also don't want them to people like the
0:25:40audience to feel too bad because you
0:25:41still need to view this guy as the main
0:25:43character
0:25:44yeah those were like you know people
0:25:46with like faces that you could see you
0:25:48would have a really hard time coming
0:25:50back for that but they need to somehow
0:25:52soften that and their answers
0:25:53let's just make them aliens also she
0:25:55dies as soon she dies as soon as he
0:25:57finds her credit cause of death the
0:25:59screen or not not quite as soon she has
0:26:00a chance to say I i love
0:26:04ah who she loved we never find out who
0:26:07she loves it's just a mystery a mystery
0:26:09of this movie she loves lies
0:26:11let's be fair heats up pizza I love
0:26:14being on
0:26:15should we don't you even saying this is
0:26:16the irony of it she was gonna say i love
0:26:18sand that I said I've never understood
0:26:21your disliking of said i love is like
0:26:23the most emotion free mother-son death
0:26:25scene ever recorded in moving moving
0:26:27pictures like because we don't we don't
0:26:30we haven't seen her the whole movie we
0:26:31don't and I guess you kind of by his
0:26:34love for his mother but if you love me
0:26:35so much why don't you visit before an
0:26:36explanation for that she's like I'm just
0:26:39I'm just glad you're here I don't care
0:26:40that you've never visited me and I'm
0:26:42glad it makes no sense we haven't seen
0:26:43the whole movie and she was just a
0:26:45nonentity in the first movie too
0:26:47I didn't understand his whole line about
0:26:49how they were animals and i slaughtered
0:26:51them like animals
0:26:52I mean okay it's that's how it lines up
0:26:55if they're animals and slaughtered them
0:26:58like animals
0:26:59what you're talking about what you'd
0:27:01like to slaughter my animals more like
0:27:02vegetables just what I do it's portable
0:27:05food processor press the button
0:27:07Paul study it is that moment that gets
0:27:10you questioning Padme zone rationales
0:27:12right because she goes and she sleeps
0:27:14with him after this book right she's
0:27:16such a turn-on like he's not even a
0:27:18plausible bad boy who you killed women
0:27:20and children i'm getting all hot what
0:27:21are you talking about like something the
0:27:24turn I mean it's like okay I guess if
0:27:26you do some bad things and you put
0:27:27indifferently she says like oh they
0:27:29killed your mother right now it's like
0:27:30what like a baby you know people killed
0:27:32my mother and then like I went and
0:27:34killed not only the people responsible
0:27:35but like the women and the children and
0:27:37their double ability around the you know
0:27:40I like to think somebody might you know
0:27:42disturb interpret that as a warning
0:27:44sorry she's very understanding she's
0:27:46like Matt seems reasonable in pad Mays
0:27:48defense she does take this opportunity
0:27:50to other the most self-aware line in the
0:27:52entire film which is sometimes there are
0:27:55things no one can fix so so true but
0:27:58things make more sense when when he can
0:28:00fix them
0:28:01speaking of lines with those subtext
0:28:03that that scene i'm good at fixing
0:28:06things up but she's read the script
0:28:08apparently well he said he also says
0:28:10that scene I wasn't sure I wasn't strong
0:28:11enough to save you mom not demonstrated
0:28:14what do you mean you aren't strong
0:28:15enough
0:28:15what you just strength to visit her
0:28:17strength like there was no scene in
0:28:19which your strength was tested and
0:28:20wholesale that's what he's going to
0:28:21become the most powerful Jedi in the
0:28:23world and someday he will even be able
0:28:25to stop people from dying right but like
0:28:27tells it up for
0:28:28you what more do you want I think you
0:28:29caused her death by showing up because
0:28:31once you shut up scriptures and now she
0:28:32asked by such an anti-climax what a
0:28:34weird choice to have her be here and
0:28:36have her be already be taken and then
0:28:39she dies when he finds her but they have
0:28:41a moment it just seems like such a
0:28:42strange everything's always because he
0:28:44didn't want to die until she saw her
0:28:46first yeah yeah yeah and she died of a
0:28:48broken heart and then what he has this
0:28:50the great writing of 22 really expresses
0:28:52catharsis and emotion at her grave he
0:28:54says I miss you so much
0:28:57that's right good job George good job
0:28:59almost as much as I did for the last 10
0:29:02years and then he steals his alldroid
0:29:03this is all very exciting but I want to
0:29:05cut across the universe deep inside the
0:29:08mysterious planet Geonosis where we've
0:29:11just barely escaped with our lives
0:29:13us being apparently obi-wan Kenobi and
0:29:16that boring droid and deep down inside
0:29:20the plane has landed in a in a strange
0:29:22location and and entered sneakily using
0:29:26his Jedi powers and whatever he listens
0:29:28and what does he hear hears that guy
0:29:31from the Trade Federation talking about
0:29:32treaties the Trade Federation guys her a
0:29:36damning strong crazy and he's looking up
0:29:39with plus plus Saruman the white from
0:29:41Lord of the Rings which is very excited
0:29:43love that well but how does he get in
0:29:45does he sneaked in he kind of walked
0:29:46quietly I guess he basically just walks
0:29:48in like he uses the same cutting that
0:29:50your sister uses to eavesdrop on you
0:29:51that's basically it's actually the same
0:29:53cutting that uh that when when he does
0:29:56his call and Annika and forget Anakin
0:29:58and padmé to come and get him to
0:30:00because he needs a ride and um and by
0:30:03the way immigrants like no no I can't go
0:30:06they told me not to go and add me is
0:30:08like wait what now i have to talk you
0:30:10into following orders were here because
0:30:11you disobeyed orders why would we might
0:30:13go there it doesn't really make me
0:30:14samuel l jackson told him to and you
0:30:16gotta listen when Samuel Jackson tells
0:30:18but when those guys get to Geonosis they
0:30:20just find like a steam vent hole and
0:30:22just drop right into it and get out and
0:30:25the steam is apparently not burning or
0:30:27antisocial landing pad apparently it's
0:30:29conveniently located beneath the steam
0:30:30and then you literally stroll out of the
0:30:32steam vent hole and there's a door and
0:30:34you walk in you're in the complex so
0:30:35this is not a really high security area
0:30:37is what I'm saying but I just I love the
0:30:39fact that when when we finally finally
0:30:41it is
0:30:41all revealed its nute Gunray talking
0:30:44about treaties y and then as you're
0:30:48about to point out he steps outside and
0:30:50within clear earshot of all the people
0:30:53making their duties he makes a fun kids
0:30:54yelling into his transmitter because
0:30:58apparently dogs on the train I found him
0:30:59you gotta get here
0:31:01hey here's an idea OB how to cope with
0:31:03the fact that you're outside of
0:31:04transmitted range i don't know maybe get
0:31:06the hell off the planet yeah thanks a
0:31:08lot
0:31:08your ship goes faster than light maybe
0:31:10that would help only when it's attached
0:31:12to that ring well it doesn't at the
0:31:13moment because it's it doesn't have the
0:31:15overhang at the moment so i cut back the
0:31:18Khorasan briefly here for a for a
0:31:20discussion of the Chancellor getting
0:31:21emergency powers and everything and that
0:31:23they hope the hilarious thing about this
0:31:25that I didn't realize the first couple
0:31:26times I saw this movie is it's it's
0:31:28plain as if the difficult part of
0:31:30getting the Chancellor emergency powers
0:31:31is merely getting some center to propose
0:31:34the amendment yeah no no recognition of
0:31:36actual politics might work and how you
0:31:38might use your influence to form
0:31:40coalition's and decide this person wants
0:31:42this and that person wants that and use
0:31:44the corruption of them are black male or
0:31:46ever had maze Padma's role in the
0:31:48opposition of padmé were to crack and
0:31:50swing her vote to this side then it
0:31:52would finally happen right and then paso
0:31:54Palpatine gets up there and he says like
0:31:56that again didn't notice until this time
0:31:58that when he's giving his little speech
0:32:00the boat hasn't taken place yet the jar
0:32:02has been convinced or whatever through
0:32:04like you know saying that he's chicken
0:32:06to propose the amendment and then
0:32:07helping gets up there he says he says
0:32:10what his first act would be before
0:32:12everyone votes on he says if you elect
0:32:14me Chancellor future tense my first act
0:32:17will be to form a Grand Army of the
0:32:19Republic everybody's on shared you
0:32:21actually like that you already agree
0:32:23with what he's going to do with his
0:32:24emergency powers
0:32:25why don't you just vote to make an army
0:32:27of the republic he doesn't need
0:32:28emergency powers of everyone already
0:32:30agrees with what he's going over to the
0:32:31point
0:32:32aren't we already told the dirt cities
0:32:33is controlling a big part of the Senate
0:32:35to like he probably could have just
0:32:37found guys I get you
0:32:38yeah nominee for emergency powers oppose
0:32:40the amendment
0:32:41it's got a majority support like but it
0:32:43doesn't make sense from the Senate's
0:32:45perspective no no John you don't you
0:32:47don't understand just how big a deal it
0:32:49is that jar jar binks has a has has
0:32:53moved
0:32:53to vote on this amendment is here
0:32:55starbucks has been one merely proposes
0:32:57it yes it says and this is the irony of
0:32:59the prequels Jar Jar Binks ruins
0:33:01everything because he's a dummy he is
0:33:03the reason why the Empire comes to be
0:33:04charged our banks or you could say I'm a
0:33:07doll is bad
0:33:08I delegation to charge our I don't know
0:33:11if George Lucas has ever seen ever knows
0:33:13what real politics
0:33:14maybe someone should make him watch
0:33:15house of cards that say likes this is
0:33:16happy span or anything like take a
0:33:19social studies course I'm just begging
0:33:21so yeah well it's nonsense one would be
0:33:25good so Palpatine takes over and my note
0:33:29there is this would be more exciting if
0:33:30it weren't so bureaucratic it's
0:33:31literally like I am now the supreme
0:33:34leader of this Republic what forms do i
0:33:38need to fill out now scandalize from the
0:33:41various system on a forms taxation is
0:33:45that he's appointing the sanitation
0:33:47Commissioner for people who donated a
0:33:48lot just campaign for dog catcher will
0:33:50be replaced when i say i'm going to form
0:33:53a Grand Army I mean look it's can beat
0:33:56these guys already have an army that we
0:33:57ordered ten years ago and totally forgot
0:33:59about this is anybody surprised by that
0:34:01when they suddenly appear after like a
0:34:03week
0:34:03wow you guys know these guys are good
0:34:05cloners great corners that's a big guy
0:34:08and it's been going on for 10 years but
0:34:10apparently they're almost ready yep
0:34:13no they were they were they were more
0:34:14than ready they were wondering if you
0:34:15were ever going to come also this is the
0:34:17point at which i wonder if he's
0:34:18teetering on the brink of controlling
0:34:20the Senate already what's the point of
0:34:23the big war between the robots in the
0:34:25clones that he's telling orchestrated
0:34:27this that's to justify the creation of
0:34:29the clone army itself so that he can use
0:34:31them as stormtroopers
0:34:34ah yeah yeah i mean the the what's
0:34:36supposed to be happening here is there's
0:34:38a great debate about whether they should
0:34:39form an army or not because the Jedi
0:34:41have been good enough and the Jedi are
0:34:43saying no no we can't do this especially
0:34:44an extra pressure is put on the Jedi by
0:34:47the forming of this separatist group and
0:34:49the general like we can't look we can
0:34:51handle this these guys are going to
0:34:52break away if there's a conflict we're
0:34:54not going to be able to to fight the war
0:34:56with these guys and they've got all
0:34:58their droids and so it's supposed to
0:35:00come up with this false the deal false
0:35:02threats just it's a phantom menace again
0:35:04this it's phantom ER this time
0:35:07and uh and and so the robot the droid
0:35:10army is the false threat and so he's
0:35:12going to have this clone army at the
0:35:14ready so that when everybody's convinced
0:35:16then he can bring his clone army and
0:35:18when they sweep away these losers who
0:35:21are not very good with their clone army
0:35:23because nute Gunray not a guy who you
0:35:24really have high confidence in then he
0:35:26look I've got my big army now and then
0:35:28he can proceed to use them to take over
0:35:30the whole Republic wait here's an idea
0:35:32skip the droids still build the Clone
0:35:35Army and then just take the race the
0:35:37cologne planet from the Jedi archive let
0:35:40the Senate vote you a Chancellor power
0:35:42supreme powers and then just you know
0:35:44proceed from there you don't even know
0:35:46supreme powers just tell your army to
0:35:48come in and take over to dissolve the it
0:35:50was not a good sign a new hope anyway
0:35:51it's like it's like his army is also
0:35:54what was the whole point of having the
0:35:55dead Jedi who ordered the army in the
0:35:57first cipher do it was just a name that
0:36:01presumably city is or Pandora's
0:36:03Palpatine or or someone used the ice in
0:36:06the ice and Christopher Lee place the
0:36:08order but used us an assumed name
0:36:11I just saying like it's not like they
0:36:12clearly didn't backcheck it's like why
0:36:14did it matter
0:36:15no there's no credit check and give him
0:36:17any name he's good for it i'm sure the
0:36:19fact that the guys name is safer didn't
0:36:21set off any alarm bells are yeah that's
0:36:23good for it he's good for it
0:36:24jedi jedi play battle are made of Jedi
0:36:26yeah you know master made of Jedi is
0:36:28great
0:36:28Lannister's pay their debts Jedi's pay
0:36:30their bills out he was he was a real
0:36:32dead I it is used it the name of a dead
0:36:34Jedi right that's yeah well yeah I just
0:36:35didn't think there's a reason to do that
0:36:37Jedi Master what's your name
0:36:39um a strong guy that's my name strong
0:36:43guy
0:36:44it's not the first time are listed here
0:36:45are huge that's it exactly
0:36:47ok everybody step back it's time for me
0:36:50to blow the spoiler horn
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0:39:17ok Geonosis let's get through this pad
0:39:20manacle and conveniently spaceship sighs
0:39:23steam vents and they aren't burned and
0:39:25they have direct access into the factory
0:39:28where they make droids and that leads us
0:39:30to a series of set pieces that cap this
0:39:32movie off starting with the fingers
0:39:34anytime baby
0:39:35well I what about what about obi-wan and
0:39:37it happen the blue light have strong
0:39:39objections to that to the scene where
0:39:40obi-wan is trapped in the blue light
0:39:43yeah because that's another echo of a
0:39:44previous scene we're skipping the scene
0:39:47where he leaves a voicemail message and
0:39:48get shot halfway
0:39:49you're right no truly right i get i love
0:39:54obi-wan's phone calls because first
0:39:55there's the one of the reigning this is
0:39:57the worries like i gotta go and these
0:39:59the only Jedi they have their just
0:40:01sending him like left and right like all
0:40:03of the place where the rest of them are
0:40:04kicked back at the Jedi Temple be like
0:40:06about that obi-wan he's betrayed you
0:40:08should check my carmen sandiego
0:40:09basically i want to complain about
0:40:11obi-wan being in the prison suspension
0:40:14beam and this is mostly on behalf of my
0:40:16girlfriend who feels that Christopher
0:40:19Lee when he has you and mcgregor trapped
0:40:22and suspended in a prison should have
0:40:24cooler stuff around to keep him trapped
0:40:28suspended like maybe manacles or
0:40:30something right I like that he rotates
0:40:32but like randomly so Christopher Lee has
0:40:34the potential to ground really weird
0:40:36camera angles of like it's the back of
0:40:38your McGregor's head like why is there
0:40:41not just ate like why can't they just
0:40:42keep the station here and they have a
0:40:44dialogue they're trying to be the Empire
0:40:45call back with Duke but it'sit's
0:40:47delivered in such a toothless kind of
0:40:49pale shadow of the scenes that
0:40:51references where it's like you must join
0:40:53this is actual dialogue you must join me
0:40:55i will never join you Dooku
0:40:57okay well that's straightforward then
0:40:59and then leaves the road to know i will
0:41:00never join you sorrow Matt do indicate
0:41:02compared to like you know Luke screaming
0:41:05with hand cut off just finding out that
0:41:07this guy was his father just like you
0:41:09should join me
0:41:10no thanks alright seen seen over i've
0:41:12also been instructed to ask why couldn't
0:41:15obi-wan may be shirtless in this scene
0:41:18well yeah but at least Christopher Lee
0:41:21you know has some gravitas in a delivery
0:41:24even if it's terrible dialogue and even
0:41:27if it's not his most inspired
0:41:28performance like oh good there's an
0:41:29adult on the scene
0:41:30yeah that guy that they had to say his
0:41:32name i think i think Christopher leave
0:41:34it comes off
0:41:34ok mr. Lee could do better than this
0:41:36scene in his sleep though he's tortured
0:41:38yeah whatever he did ya do this i also
0:41:41thought it was strange justjust let's
0:41:43have him offer
0:41:44oh I'm an eminent enemy of us if they're
0:41:46bad join me and we're going to work with
0:41:49nute Gunray here it's like it's like it
0:41:52this is a double bluff is this a triple
0:41:55bonds if he's bluffing himself I'm
0:41:56similarly actually fell asleep halfway
0:41:59through the scene and started doing
0:42:00lines from fellowship of the ring and
0:42:01just no one noticed i'm i'm anticipating
0:42:04he would be cast in fellowship of the
0:42:06ring the so that's really confusing when
0:42:09Anakin decides to go with pat me like
0:42:10they convince them to break the rules or
0:42:12whatever Anakin says to her don't worry
0:42:14I've given up trying to argue with you
0:42:15or did you when did that happen because
0:42:17I didn't see any of the sparring that
0:42:18you are now trying to reference retro
0:42:20actively that must have been a different
0:42:21movie where you had this relationship
0:42:22where you've given up trying to argue
0:42:24because it seems like there was none of
0:42:25that in the movie and you never said
0:42:26anything in between all the other scenes
0:42:28know there's this brief once they've
0:42:30decided to stop playing the will they
0:42:32won't they creepy game and they're like
0:42:35oh yeah we're gonna shoot together we're
0:42:36sort of together we maybe have slept
0:42:38together and we're sort of bantering I'm
0:42:40like okay this section right here on the
0:42:43ship this movie I might want to see the
0:42:47rest of the movie not so much all you
0:42:49had that had to be interrupted because
0:42:50they did have to have a Merry level as
0:42:52yeah when Anakin Anakin Amidala land on
0:42:55the planet
0:42:56Anakin says not again obi-wan is gonna
0:42:59kill me he loses that lightsaber and I
0:43:01actually written that down as being
0:43:02probably the only decent line reading
0:43:05that Anna can get yeah actually that is
0:43:06only the app that may be his only 1i
0:43:09don't mind the line reading but it's
0:43:10just so elbow key to me get it
0:43:13obi-wan is gonna kill him oh that's the
0:43:16elbow keyline i mean that's that's what
0:43:18we want earlier saying you'll be the
0:43:20death of me like that one is way worse i
0:43:23do not like this plan
0:43:24yes I I have a bad feeling about this
0:43:28I'm sorry master i forgot you didn't
0:43:30like flying
0:43:31this is the worst i have a bad feeling
0:43:32about this by the way I do like the we
0:43:35came to rescue you and I did like your
0:43:37McGregor's good job
0:43:39yeah that's yes love that bit that may
0:43:41be the only funny line
0:43:43it in the mat and the merrier level you
0:43:45have a3p oh who gives a series of lines
0:43:47unbroken by any lines from any other
0:43:49character and I i have a bunch of them
0:43:51written down here but I'm just listening
0:43:52to my all i could think of my head was
0:43:54keep trying scriptwriters one of these
0:43:57is going to land said he says in
0:43:59sequence and all them down
0:44:00I'm scrap it's a nightmare I want to go
0:44:03home what did I do to deserve this
0:44:04maybe pick one pick one of those you
0:44:06think is your best the best line is 3p
0:44:08ok I all of them are pretty crappy
0:44:09they're not delivered very horrible
0:44:11outtakes i'm so confused
0:44:13Anthony Daniels has to eat okay he
0:44:15doesn't play anybody else never the
0:44:17dialogue i liked around here was when
0:44:20they're change the pillars and maybe
0:44:23he'll die maybe they'll die hey Anakin
0:44:25says to obi-wan
0:44:27what about Padme who's in the background
0:44:29climbing up propeller Wanda says she
0:44:31seems fine now she's not talking about
0:44:33everything has to be some terrible
0:44:35verbal you know happened to Lucas humor
0:44:37i still like the spirit of her not
0:44:39sitting around and waiting with backup
0:44:41we got the crazy fit stamping of
0:44:43conveyor belt factory seen their let's
0:44:47back up this is now we get flying r2d2
0:44:50here action scene listing Threepio
0:44:52everybody desperately wants that's wacky
0:44:54droid factory head swap shenanigans
0:44:57who do you want something to use let me
0:44:59to some serious exit central questions
0:45:02about how c-3po is consciousness works
0:45:05yeah and and is he it is isn't in his
0:45:07body as part of yeah his body doesn't
0:45:10work together because because neither of
0:45:12them it's not like his head is going for
0:45:14a ride in that robot army droid army
0:45:16body and it's not quite like his body is
0:45:19completely been taken over by the droid
0:45:21army robot head so I i went down a
0:45:25rabbit hole there for a little while
0:45:26because I was trying to find something
0:45:27to amuse myself and wonder what what is
0:45:30the nature of droid consciousness and
0:45:31where it's and what what makes a droid
0:45:34droid
0:45:35I have no answers we see inside of the
0:45:37droid there's this thing we call the
0:45:38cloud is around the head and the body
0:45:42ok so do they dream of electric gundarks
0:45:45em here dan I've been dying a little bit
0:45:49it's a yes-or-no question people come on
0:45:51the whole factory stamping thing there's
0:45:54that you know no one will be seated when
0:45:56Padma is dropped in a crucible that's
0:45:58going to have hot lava boy and metal
0:46:00because they did the cutting of like
0:46:02that lava going into crystal is it the
0:46:04crystal shoes and no it's not know
0:46:06probably going to crystals at the
0:46:07crystal she knew no it's not not not
0:46:09competently done remember too many times
0:46:11it's almost kind of hard to keep track
0:46:13of how many crystals we didn't hurt the
0:46:15lava like this is basic stuff so silly
0:46:17and went into the one she's in now she's
0:46:19dead
0:46:20oh well I never really thought she was
0:46:22going to get killed by hot lava
0:46:23no no but in r2 does the thing which is
0:46:25like oh this drops the crucible on the
0:46:27ground so she can run away okay that's
0:46:29good i don't know maybe our to fly over
0:46:31and let her grab you and drag and why
0:46:33can't she get out of the crystal she's a
0:46:35majoring athlete and shooting guns and
0:46:37butter you put he put her into a little
0:46:39submit thing that's a cut two feet too
0:46:40high for her to get out of it she can't
0:46:42but my favorite thing about the scene is
0:46:43that when they get to the end it's like
0:46:45literally like well that's over now will
0:46:47capture you like there's no there's no
0:46:49resolution it's like literally well that
0:46:51was the end of the conveyor belt
0:46:52I guess we'll capture never finished
0:46:54that level Jason they finish the level i
0:46:56like the G the G noses are just standing
0:46:58on the other side like it happening
0:46:59their feet likely to die or will the
0:47:01rest up
0:47:02yeah its voice I mean they are on a
0:47:04moving sidewalk that is bringing them
0:47:06right to is time for another crappy
0:47:08cutscene so that there's a there's that
0:47:11and then there's some love dialogue
0:47:12which I have done in my notes on Sally
0:47:15here's my notes this is I only wrote
0:47:16down three words in this whole scene
0:47:18which is love dialogue barf
0:47:20that's what i wrote that is actually
0:47:25slightly more compelling love dialogue
0:47:26than the ones that was actually written
0:47:27i had the word gag written lots of days
0:47:30between the GFR gag whatever i truly
0:47:34deeply unreasonably irrationally
0:47:39nonsensically love you for whatever
0:47:41reason that I picture that I hate sand
0:47:44conversation in this scene when I was
0:47:47remembering it and now I realize that
0:47:50was to block out the actual dialogue
0:47:52that happened haha you should do some
0:47:56line readings hear it
0:47:57Padma says I'm not afraid to die I've
0:48:00been dying a little bit each day since
0:48:01you have you have you been dying a
0:48:04little bit each day because again i
0:48:05didn't see that in the movie and I don't
0:48:07understand why you would be dying except
0:48:09maybe
0:48:09dying license in your soul is being
0:48:11questioned by this
0:48:12yep that's it i've been dying a little
0:48:15bit for the last two hours and then she
0:48:17asked that she asked to basics but I i
0:48:20truly deeply love you write like this
0:48:24goes back to the episode 1 episode that
0:48:26we did right which is i'm not going to
0:48:28show what I'm just going to just list
0:48:30out all the feelings I have been dying a
0:48:32little bit each day like what one but
0:48:34like I can't even believe that George
0:48:36couldn't put right that like he didn't
0:48:38he pulled this verbatim from the
0:48:39nineteen seventies Olivia newton-john
0:48:41song like but when what movie he does he
0:48:45think preceded that line I don't miss
0:48:48this boggles my mind boggles my mind
0:48:52so here we learned that the this planet
0:48:54of droid builders also have a penchant
0:48:56for gladiatorial duels who knew I I have
0:49:00a note here that says I like Natalie
0:49:02Portman's white outfit in this scene
0:49:04this is this is so a little costume note
0:49:06this is this this is the outfit that
0:49:08makes me think that this is princess
0:49:10Leia's mother it's a very kind of this
0:49:13is the the good throwback to the old
0:49:15trilogy kind of thing the all-white kind
0:49:17of outfit i like i like that so there's
0:49:19a nice thing i said i like i like
0:49:20there's a little bit tighter than layers
0:49:22outfit maybe he wanted to get
0:49:24midriff-baring bearing as I screw say
0:49:27this is the bit that kind of creeps me
0:49:28out a little bit though because i
0:49:30realized at this point the only reason
0:49:33the monster slashes are in the back is
0:49:34to reveal her here that monster always
0:49:37wanted to be a fashion designer but he
0:49:39was he felt stifled by the role of
0:49:41killing you know captives is that not
0:49:44your outfit looks so much better just
0:49:46very clear that guy clothes couldn't
0:49:48operate a sewing machine so what are you
0:49:50gonna do it from that perspective
0:49:51frankly I'm not complaining about the
0:49:53big about the exposed midriff but it's
0:49:55just that combined with the late gold
0:49:57bikini and suddenly i'm getting a
0:49:58picture of Lucas's private life that I
0:50:00really don't know but i don't really
0:50:02need
0:50:02ok so so here's my other note for this
0:50:05which is a variety of monsters appear
0:50:07which is its i find this fascinating
0:50:10because it's like not like a Roman
0:50:12gladiator kind of thing where it's like
0:50:14and now the Lions come out it's like I
0:50:16know let's bring out one of those kind
0:50:18and I'm one of those kind and another
0:50:20one here and and
0:50:22we'll put them with these other people
0:50:23in this arena and we'll see what happens
0:50:24it felt almost like a reality show like
0:50:27this is the monster arena the real world
0:50:29monster arena or something we have five
0:50:31different monsters answer what happened
0:50:33who will die first
0:50:35the first monster kills a guy on a mount
0:50:37right away so they can't have done this
0:50:40very often
0:50:40that's like losing on Survivor on the
0:50:42first episode right but Maddox we knew
0:50:45what was going on here the monsters are
0:50:46going to try to eat the people the
0:50:47people are gonna try and knock it out of
0:50:48the United my after and after the Love
0:50:51dialogue you're like oh thank god my
0:50:52brain will have something that can look
0:50:54at and not feel like it wants to run and
0:50:56hide because we highlight the monsters
0:50:57and trying to be killed by them and yes
0:50:59but it's the value pack of monsters that
0:51:01struck me it's because three of the same
0:51:02monster three of the same monster would
0:51:04be boring right so i'll have three very
0:51:06different assortment will have the yes
0:51:08we'll have the the Starship Troopers
0:51:10monster over here and we'll have the
0:51:13writable monster over here it's the
0:51:16Whitman sampler of monsters now exactly
0:51:18this is I wrote down that this is as far
0:51:21as videogame sequences in this movie go
0:51:23again ninety percent of the movie but
0:51:24this particular one is actually not too
0:51:27bad and I think the reason is there's
0:51:29only three characters we are bouncing
0:51:31back and forth between 50 different
0:51:33random Jedi that we haven't seen before
0:51:34and you can actually focus your
0:51:36attention on it the mechanics are clear
0:51:38where there's like that the chains and
0:51:40that and and how they break the chains
0:51:42and swing around and stuff like that
0:51:43it's all like fairly clear linear
0:51:45mechanics I've got to get I've got to
0:51:47get free from my chain and then I'm
0:51:49going to ride on the little beast over
0:51:51here and I was never confused about what
0:51:53was going on it was all pretty
0:51:54straightforward it all goes downhill
0:51:56once a Jedi show up his party's over
0:51:59because suddenly suddenly you're
0:52:00watching 60 thousand different
0:52:02characters again and he never spends
0:52:03more than a millisecond on each one of
0:52:05them and you just can't focus yeah the
0:52:07whole time that these three people are
0:52:08fighting these three monsters it's cool
0:52:10but you have to keep reminding just
0:52:12outside the stadium
0:52:13there's first a big squad of Jedi on
0:52:17this side then big squad of robots over
0:52:19here and then a big squad of clones over
0:52:23here all waiting their turn to russian
0:52:25and attack the previous group
0:52:28yeah I don't know what the general
0:52:29strategy was I guess we're going to go
0:52:30in there and kill everyone who is not a
0:52:32good
0:52:33yeah I don't know what their what their
0:52:35strategy was their strategy was we're
0:52:37Jedi we should just be able to walk over
0:52:39there
0:52:40it wasn't an extraction they weren't
0:52:42they didn't have any way to extract them
0:52:43they just went in there and said we're
0:52:45gonna do fighting times I think they
0:52:46figured they'd give up right in just
0:52:48like go to all the Jedi are here we quit
0:52:50except they didn't realize they've got
0:52:52the crazy droid army there but they
0:52:55didn't know that cause that's why they
0:52:56brought the crazy clone army of the Jedi
0:52:58are diminished Monty their diminished
0:53:00this is how they did you see how to
0:53:02balance
0:53:03well it was another opportunity with 443
0:53:05po2 spot more lines like this is such a
0:53:07drag and i'm quite beside myself
0:53:09oh god yes my friend down at three chr
0:53:12although to be honest
0:53:13Threepio has been doing bad puns for a
0:53:15long I know but you gotta pick the one
0:53:17or two winners you can't just say
0:53:18everything that comes into your mind and
0:53:20write down this year after that make him
0:53:21say them one after the other not even
0:53:23broken up by things that happen i lost
0:53:25my head
0:53:26what a drag don't make me root versi
0:53:28Threepio did die which is what was
0:53:30happening I think this is a strong
0:53:33strong contender for the worst bit of
0:53:35patented Lucas so-called humor there's
0:53:37ever been this is such a drag is it that
0:53:40was I something really hot i love puns
0:53:43and I boot that one I don't know that
0:53:45it's worse than Howard the Duck the by
0:53:48the way I didn't write down a lot of
0:53:49dialogue here but I wrote down you call
0:53:51this a diplomatic solution like that is
0:53:54because that is the back-and-forth
0:53:56male-female like we're in love but we're
0:54:00in this action movie and we've got a
0:54:01dynamic and here's what here's what
0:54:02we're going to say and it just think
0:54:05they can pull it off whether it's the
0:54:06characters of the actors of the director
0:54:08or whatever but it's like we're trying
0:54:09to do snappy dialogue and it's just like
0:54:11this is where I'm just so angry at the
0:54:13movie and I'm like no no you did it
0:54:15wrong they have the incredible nerve to
0:54:18try to make a call back to an earlier so
0:54:19that the aggressive negotiations they
0:54:21all back to their to the pair floating
0:54:23seen or whatever like it's like some
0:54:25nerve you gonna call back to that we
0:54:28hated that it's like if they call back
0:54:29later to be what a drag
0:54:31like you can't make callbacks the scenes
0:54:34that we all hated that didn't work like
0:54:36it's just it's just incredible the
0:54:38everybody's but he's gonna clearly they
0:54:40don't have self consciousness in that
0:54:42way but in Lucas's mind we would be
0:54:44loving that line
0:54:45that's the most disturbing because
0:54:47earlier with the aggressive yeah laughs
0:54:49you can imagine him giggling over it as
0:54:50he Scrolls in a napkin over said seven
0:54:53donut of the hour the car i almost just
0:54:56directly started like saying mean things
0:54:58that George Lucas in my notes is when
0:54:59you go to shows up with with the people
0:55:01and he makes Yoda makes Yoda who like I
0:55:03try not to associate this yoga with like
0:55:05the real yoga but it makes you know to
0:55:07say around the runners at the regular
0:55:09create I was like no come on are you
0:55:13doing to read your 10 he drops it your
0:55:15speaks perfect english for like the last
0:55:1710 minutes of this movie because even he
0:55:19is just like to the forward command
0:55:20center take me both of those lines
0:55:22should never come out of your life i get
0:55:24like they're second in the otherwise
0:55:25raised like guys let's just go and it's
0:55:27totally perfect like I happen to have
0:55:29turned on the subtitles because i didn't
0:55:30realize my version didn't have subtitles
0:55:31and so I've got like I'm reading all the
0:55:33dilation like wait he is speaking in
0:55:35perfectly logical correctly constructed
0:55:38sentences right now why now why for only
0:55:41these like eight lines of dialogue do
0:55:43they just get tired they're like oh man
0:55:45the macro to reverse verbs and nouns
0:55:47broke i don't know it's weird if you go
0:55:50back and watch episode for just the
0:55:53scene where Leia is sprung from her
0:55:56prison cell everything they say is
0:55:59shouted and is amazingly funny and
0:56:02quippy and none of it reads as terribly
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0:58:03your dad's head is in that that helmet
0:58:05don't pick it up
0:58:06no the head flies out so just FYI out
0:58:09isn't this a small dark blur
0:58:12that's awful I kind of like that makes
0:58:14race window by killing django by just
0:58:16running up to him and cutting off his
0:58:17head because again like jenna is
0:58:19supposed to be competent yeah this whole
0:58:21moving not being competent so finally we
0:58:22get to see mace windu fighting someone
0:58:24and he gets the upper and just runs
0:58:26right and cuts his hair like I give a
0:58:28thumbs up to that scene if they did more
0:58:29of that would have would have made me
0:58:31think the Jedi were actually useful
0:58:33thing to have in the galaxy instead of
0:58:34just people with light up sticks that
0:58:35this stuff maybe would have been two
0:58:37hours short just cut off their heads
0:58:40down from 17 new gun rec room gone next
0:58:45day done that one movie ago and unlike
0:58:47Anakin like we don't get it are a
0:58:49reasonable origin story for darth vader
0:58:51i think that's origin story Boba Fett's
0:58:53artists are is reasonable raised by a
0:58:55bounty hunter the Jedi killed bounty
0:58:56hunter he's gonna grow painting the Jedi
0:58:58and you're going to want to be by are
0:58:59like is that it's gonna be great
0:59:01everything except for the army of clones
0:59:03based on he wouldn't have to be a bounty
0:59:05hunter anyway it doesn't matter if the
0:59:07dead I killed his father otto but he
0:59:08really dislikes the Jedi it's in his
0:59:10genes then for all those Star Trek
0:59:12turns out there obi-wan Kenobi says
0:59:14attack those Federation starships
0:59:15quickly i thought that was great
0:59:18finally a star wars star trek head on
0:59:20board that's what we've been waiting for
0:59:22the exit the Federation is run by nute
0:59:24Gunray who is terrible but not unlike a
0:59:27Star Trek character the JJ Abrams
0:59:29universe also run by nute Gunray i think
0:59:31in this scene in the movie we also catch
0:59:33a glimpse of Dooku's Jedi rascal scooter
0:59:36which i think is normal
0:59:38yeah i think i was yelling at read the
0:59:40whole time was like why you got the
0:59:41scooter more importantly why he parked
0:59:43his ship all the way across the desert
0:59:45from the place where he had his
0:59:46deniability worse garage have such a
0:59:49darkie looking scooter though like it
0:59:51doesn't look impressive he looks I'm
0:59:53embarrassed for him when he's always
0:59:54like it's not a big wheel it's it's a
0:59:56rascal
0:59:57that's what Lucas had made a bet with
0:59:58somebody at this point that
0:59:58somebody at this point that
1:00:00he couldn't come up with a lamer mode of
1:00:02transport and darth maul's bike from the
1:00:04first first episode i think i see made a
1:00:07bet like I can get Christopher lead to
1:00:09ride on that basically is no no I don't
1:00:12think you can do that
1:00:13twenty bucks says you can't get Chris on
1:00:15that one of the rules of science fiction
1:00:17is that you always park as far away from
1:00:19wherever you're going as you can so you
1:00:21can see landscape when futurama they
1:00:23always land someplace and then have to
1:00:25walk 10 miles to deliver things so this
1:00:28is the scene and I kind of want to blow
1:00:30through this unless you guys have a lot
1:00:32to say about because i don't think it's
1:00:33that interesting this is huge armies at
1:00:34war
1:00:35it's hard to understand the scale
1:00:36reminded me a little bit of some of the
1:00:38large fight scenes and Lord of the Rings
1:00:40except the scale is even larger than
1:00:41that you don't care about any of the
1:00:43animal fighting exactly and there's no
1:00:45real stakes other than that like Amidala
1:00:47falls off the the helicopter and is in
1:00:50the sand for a while behind it's just
1:00:52not it's just not interesting
1:00:54Oh Anakin does yell at obi-wan that one
1:00:56scene like I want to jump off the ship
1:00:58because she felt like to get my
1:00:59girlfriend he says no don't get your
1:01:01girlfriend she's fine she fell on us and
1:01:03obviously he gets a bravery he's like
1:01:05I'm going to expel you like that he has
1:01:07to let go all the way to avoid what
1:01:09would she do she would door duty
1:01:11I'm gonna send you i wish i could just
1:01:13my duty my face would look a lot
1:01:15different yeah so you know and it is
1:01:19like one of those video games where
1:01:20you're like oh wow here's the big battle
1:01:22we're gonna fight so no in this level
1:01:24you just pilot the helicopter across the
1:01:26battle to the next get you get out of
1:01:28the helicopter the clone should review
1:01:30their blow up but don't feel bad
1:01:31immediately RRR dead for no I so there's
1:01:34not yet there was really the script
1:01:36killed them again
1:01:37yes they had to die and and so then we
1:01:40get our big confrontation between Dooku
1:01:42who has dark side lightning which is
1:01:43nice it's a nice feature my iphone has
1:01:46dark side lighting and Christopher Lee
1:01:48goes does a lot of evil stuff here which
1:01:50I really like
1:01:51well Anakin rushes in because he doesn't
1:01:52pay attention because he's a terrible
1:01:53student a terrible person
1:01:55relic it's apt and gets beat up and gets
1:01:58his arm cut off
1:01:59bomberman yeah and then we want to get
1:02:01to beat up to know if this my only real
1:02:03complaint with the scene i thought i
1:02:05would hate the scene more seeing it
1:02:06again like with the co2 jumping around
1:02:08like a little frog with the lights and
1:02:09everything
1:02:10but my only complaint is the same when I
1:02:11originally had which is the culmination
1:02:13of the sea manduku tries to topple a
1:02:16giant stone pillar on top of the two
1:02:18other Jedi so he can make his escape and
1:02:20yoga solution is to move the pillar
1:02:22rather than villar I don't instead of
1:02:24the 200-pound people he will not only
1:02:26that but if you're going to pick up the
1:02:27pillar whatever and let's point out that
1:02:29you lifted a starship which is in Empire
1:02:31which is probably a lot heavier like
1:02:34can't really take the time to like
1:02:35slamming internship so he doesn't get
1:02:37away
1:02:37yeah yoda yoda doesn't come off looking
1:02:40like a very wise or like we expect them
1:02:42to move things with for school cos big
1:02:44thing and we don't expect him to pull
1:02:46the lightsaber and I totally understand
1:02:47they wanted to do that and I don't think
1:02:49it works that great but if you're gonna
1:02:50make yoga Jedi kind of makes sense that
1:02:52he would have to have lightsaber that
1:02:54was that was it was I thought it was fun
1:02:55to have that moment and of it goes on he
1:02:58jumps around a lot more than seems
1:03:00necessary and he's coming the big green
1:03:02blur a little bit more but i love the
1:03:04idea that's like yeah Yoda knows how to
1:03:06use it like a printed I didn't hate it
1:03:08as much as I hate the first time I saw
1:03:09it because I you know the first time I
1:03:11saw it was very much a know the whole
1:03:13point of yoda is that he is such a good
1:03:15Jedi he doesn't need to resort to a
1:03:17light saber right the I still believe
1:03:20that but I've been a disassociated this
1:03:22yeah it was the actual yoga i'm with you
1:03:24i liked it the first time but I hated it
1:03:26this time it's such a bad sort fight but
1:03:28it's not even a certified it's like a I
1:03:31not to say it's a video game level again
1:03:33but it's like in the middle of the sword
1:03:34fight yo does some jumping want to see
1:03:36if they have a lot of trouble with some
1:03:37more because he's old enough that he
1:03:39requires a stunt double for most of the
1:03:41see ya and so what's interesting is you
1:03:43get this mix of scenes where it's like
1:03:45from a medium shy
1:03:46alright it looks ok and then you get
1:03:48these really weird close-up shots of you
1:03:50McGregor and Christopher Lee where it's
1:03:52like I can't actually tell if you're
1:03:55even in the same scene right now it's
1:03:57just so dissociated from their actual
1:04:00bodies and ends back out to the wide
1:04:01shot and it's like all right now they're
1:04:03fighting and that's not bad choreography
1:04:04and then back into the super close shots
1:04:06like now you're just looking each other
1:04:08angrily and waving lightsabers correct
1:04:10and I don't really know what that is
1:04:11samuel l jackson had the same problem
1:04:13because I think he was a little bit too
1:04:14out of shape for the role they want him
1:04:16two halves but they didn't replace him
1:04:17with the stunt person so a lot of times
1:04:19they have saying no Jackson waving his
1:04:20lightsaber around any luck
1:04:22it's a little bit like you know your dad
1:04:23waving a lifesaver when Yoda is in the
1:04:27fight i think it is bed choreography
1:04:29it's not clear what either of them are
1:04:31trying to do it is assigned to size
1:04:34mismatches had how do you make good
1:04:35choreography between someone's like two
1:04:37feet tall and I like six if he could do
1:04:39double forward flips that fast he should
1:04:42be carving Christopher Lee up but
1:04:44instead he just flips up to
1:04:46I level and attacks right where
1:04:48Christopher Lee horas TT lock myself in
1:04:51the ankles and your done really hard to
1:04:54fight with no ankles on say your ankles
1:04:57and do the thing that to do the thing
1:04:58that obi-wan did to Darth Maul at the
1:05:00end of the first film shoot up from
1:05:01below and slice them in half
1:05:03it worked once i also liked them I do
1:05:06kind of like the engine like he stabs
1:05:08Dooku stabs obi-wan and just makes like
1:05:10a hole through his leg and I'm actually
1:05:12well that's probably pretty devastating
1:05:14just like cord the right through their
1:05:16muscle there that's probably important
1:05:17can't move and all that but you're John
1:05:20John's right there's the big pillar that
1:05:22Yoda makes a bad decision which allows
1:05:25due to fly off back-to-back to corisande
1:05:29and and that's making the big the big
1:05:32epic sword fight that culminates the
1:05:34film utterly unnecessary in meaning well
1:05:38at least he didn't kill him though
1:05:39because that if the big fear is they do
1:05:40with Darth Maul thing where there's a
1:05:42guy that sort of in the movie kind of
1:05:43leading up to an end fight and then he
1:05:45goes away like Google was in this movie
1:05:47kind of talks about political stuff
1:05:48makes what makes one talker and speech
1:05:51Toby want to say join me obi-wan says no
1:05:53and then it's do had died there there
1:05:54would be I think it would be worse of
1:05:56course we know what happens in the third
1:05:57movie might as well just died there
1:05:58because it's pointless and we got this
1:06:00weird seem like the Jason was talking
1:06:02about earlier where is it a double bluff
1:06:03know I hate the South wait let me go
1:06:05report to myself master great fooling
1:06:09who are you wanna see right now you're
1:06:11just you're trolling me now that's what
1:06:13you're doing
1:06:14just just just for kicks kicks ok so
1:06:17then the am then the ship's take off
1:06:19with the clone troopers and all that we
1:06:23get the Darth Vader theme at the end the
1:06:24Empire theme and it and the ship's look
1:06:26like the Empire ships and it's like oh
1:06:27haha
1:06:29my plan has been revealed the Empire is
1:06:31on the March oh my god you guys I think
1:06:34I see what's happened
1:06:35hearing I get Republic is turning into
1:06:37the Empire subtle yeah i totally didn't
1:06:42think that would happen but George
1:06:43Lucas's dictionary actually is missing
1:06:45the entry for several yeah it's weird
1:06:48cut to Naboo where a marriage is being
1:06:51held because everybody saw that coming
1:06:56how can you have children if you're not
1:06:57married well it was the next logical
1:06:59step in the relationship was a scene
1:07:01where they get married the script said
1:07:03now that you are you have consummated
1:07:06your above you must be made it as i have
1:07:08three notes for the wedding after like
1:07:10none for the last the previous 15
1:07:12minutes because you woke up washing over
1:07:15me at this point
1:07:16first of all one thing you can say for
1:07:18the Empire in a very short time they
1:07:20made huge advancements in hand
1:07:22replacement oh yeah is that creepy-ass
1:07:24thing that he's got under his real
1:07:26Terminator her here where yeah I thought
1:07:29that was like just the temp like as a
1:07:30temporary and you put it around your
1:07:32really accurately got it all blinged out
1:07:34though
1:07:35oh yeah that's it is little oldish is
1:07:37very golden china yeah nice yeah i also
1:07:41i think found it odd that for her
1:07:43wedding day Padme chose to wear her one
1:07:45subdued outfit that's how she flies it
1:07:50was a quiet ceremony just the two of
1:07:51them i was shocked to see that she even
1:07:53had such an outfit but there was for my
1:07:55wedding it was a tablecloth and lastly
1:07:59the utterly inept marital kissing at the
1:08:03end is the perfect cherry on top of the
1:08:07six scoop sundae of awkward that is this
1:08:09film my last note from that scene in my
1:08:12last note from the entire movie because
1:08:14this is the last scene of the movie is
1:08:16they're loved they're loved feels
1:08:18neither true nor tragic at this boat
1:08:21were supposed to have that moment of
1:08:23like is then finally love the
1:08:25culmination or the oh but we know this
1:08:27is going to go horribly wrong and so
1:08:28it's like oh they got married
1:08:31ok and then dad did it i found myself
1:08:36wondering if it's a legitimate marriage
1:08:38if you're only Witnesses are two droids
1:08:40I mean our computer can't even sign a
1:08:42marriage license yes but you don't know
1:08:44that maybe has a pan arm you can project
1:08:46Holograms
1:08:47the marriage that's better than signing
1:08:49something Threepio isn't a certified
1:08:51notary as one of his many talents that
1:08:53he had an addition to all this protocol
1:08:55it's it's part of the protocol droid
1:08:58suite of the advantage in centre-back
1:09:00it's a lot like programming moisture
1:09:02vaporators it's true he has his own
1:09:03notary stamp in fact if there's anything
1:09:06a protocol droid was made for its that
1:09:08it's notarizing a wedding is protocol
1:09:10wasn't there someone overseeing the
1:09:12ceremony was just the two of them the
1:09:14droid army some dude in Russia and
1:09:16there's insufficient there's an
1:09:17efficient and efficient who is who is
1:09:19going to keep his mouth shut apparently
1:09:20because this is a secret wedding all the
1:09:21mannequins gonna just murder him
1:09:23afterwards you think the paparazzi would
1:09:25be there like taking pictures of the
1:09:26senator get married but no thanks
1:09:29thanks Randy wasn't lyin in a quiet far
1:09:31off in the Lake Country ceremony with
1:09:34the Naboo rabbi who is going to just
1:09:36keep it quiet nabi rabbi rabbi price
1:09:39came back
1:09:40I'm proud of that that's playing after
1:09:41the rural juror that's never wrap it was
1:09:44my favorite of the Phoenician Kings
1:09:46angry you know my favorite part of this
1:09:51scene was it was the movie is over
1:09:54it never has that John loving span fair
1:09:58kicking in really got me quite so that
1:10:01is a sweet sweet relief
1:10:03I two notes into that i turn the TV off
1:10:06again this was 33 sessions my least
1:10:09favorite is that there is a movie after
1:10:11the after he left the watts
1:10:13I remember the third movie is being
1:10:15better than these other two
1:10:17it's the Goodwin out is not the good
1:10:20ones don't sweat it it's a good way to
1:10:21me it's not only worse
1:10:25no it's totally dark it's awesome it's
1:10:28like Empire it's got a robot with your
1:10:30arms
1:10:32arms but he's again I thought I thought
1:10:36what's-his-name Grievous I thought
1:10:37Grievous was in this movie because of
1:10:39the sort of sameness of the Geonosis
1:10:41something like robots and and the Speak
1:10:42& Spell techno Union guy I like what the
1:10:44green shopping movies almost over isn't
1:10:46it now peace in the next moment
1:10:47nevermind that you're excited that Dooku
1:10:49lives through this one but he's in a
1:10:50dispatch like in the first time I was
1:10:52saying I'm not excited understand like
1:10:54they did with the first movie they had a
1:10:55villain that might have been interested
1:10:57in someone killed immediately in this
1:10:59movie they had a similar arc for a
1:11:00similar villain and they might as well
1:11:02just killed him at the end but you know
1:11:03when I came out of this movie I didn't
1:11:05know he was gonna die in his foreseen
1:11:06and in the next movie
1:11:08I thought maybe you could have an actual
1:11:09Ark with the villages Palpatine is the
1:11:11crappy villain in terms on screen and
1:11:12i'm only ever does is send threatening
1:11:14Holograms and act fake nice to the
1:11:17Senators for no reason you don't need a
1:11:19reason to act nice to people
1:11:21you monster fake-nice forget it John
1:11:23let's do town it's it's croissant
1:11:26yeah especially with his fake
1:11:28recalcitrance oh I do I love the
1:11:30Republic I don't want to have emergency
1:11:32powers
1:11:33no please don't give me powers yeah i'm
1:11:36in fact I don't need them because
1:11:38they're nonsensical and I'm going to
1:11:39tell you what I'm going to do with him
1:11:40so you can just look for that instead I
1:11:42could shoot you right here not a court
1:11:45in this land would convict me with
1:11:47companies all style points
1:11:48he's just like look I could just take
1:11:50this over by force but no I'm gonna have
1:11:51an elaborate plan that involves army to
1:11:54destroy each other and just because I
1:11:57can look there's only two safe there's a
1:11:59degree of difficulty among the shift
1:12:01that doesn't get bored right there has
1:12:03been around for thousands of you can
1:12:04select how many items i stood now
1:12:07well what have we learned nothing
1:12:11I don't need to watch a movie just
1:12:12because you tell me to that's good yeah
1:12:15so here's a question for the palate is
1:12:18this movie worse than the Phantom Menace
1:12:20yes yes an empty attic jacket is and the
1:12:24reason is the Phantom Menace is crap but
1:12:27as the machete ordered i observed it's
1:12:28largely self-contained crap it has
1:12:31precisely zero bearing on anything that
1:12:33comes afterwards so it's a lot easier to
1:12:36pretend that it's not really part of
1:12:37Star Wars I could talk myself into
1:12:39liking Phantom Menace I got nothing on
1:12:41this movie we didn't even mention the
1:12:44the the Death Star cameo yes death star
1:12:46cameo like literally it's literally a
1:12:49cameo that you open up and projects
1:12:50pictures did you bring the super secret
1:12:52plans I gotta make sure these are the
1:12:53right super secret plan so you're going
1:12:56project those yep
1:12:57yeah death star yeah so the plan is ball
1:13:00with a dimple got it but new sort of
1:13:03golf ball that's a good plan i like that
1:13:05plan that can't you send these via
1:13:07interstellar hologram mail that would be
1:13:09way too dangerous
1:13:11they committed them i know so it did
1:13:12people think this is worse than the
1:13:13phantom menace we get my pieces work as
1:13:15it is worse things for us absolutely
1:13:18worse so much worse
1:13:21oh I so my when watching these
1:13:24originally I felt like this was better
1:13:26and now I'm not so sure
1:13:28um I think you know an episode 1 is
1:13:33really bad i know we did it we watched
1:13:35episode two more recently but I think
1:13:37episode 1 is really really bad and this
1:13:39is it's a question is something is
1:13:41something that's really bad worse than
1:13:43something that's incredibly boring yeah
1:13:45i would you rather watch the podrace or
1:13:48an equivalent of stretch from this movie
1:13:50any stretch
1:13:51I can't remember this movie I'll say
1:13:53that I think this one has worse that
1:13:55like the love dialogue is it extra just
1:13:57kind of like yeah poop cherry on top
1:14:00that is just thrown credibly awful but i
1:14:04don't know like if you take out the love
1:14:05dialogue there are some action scenes in
1:14:08this movie like again I would I got
1:14:10sweet relief from having to experience
1:14:11this movie I got to see a little action
1:14:13scene like I Phantom Menace offended me
1:14:16more and maybe it's the charger angle
1:14:18and maybe it's that Anakin but you know
1:14:20the actor that plays him like I didn't
1:14:22agree with the way Anakin was played
1:14:23here I thought it was stupid but at
1:14:25least it was competently whiny was
1:14:27opposed to jail or die
1:14:28I i did I thought that episode 2 is
1:14:30worse but now having seen both of them
1:14:32in recent memory
1:14:33I gotta give the edge to episode 1 at
1:14:35because episode 2 is just super boring
1:14:38and the boring i find more forgivable
1:14:40than the awful nasty i think the boring
1:14:42is what you make Star Wars boring to me
1:14:45is almost a bigger I think it may be
1:14:47bigger crime than making it bad like all
1:14:49right I read back in there but they're
1:14:50both awful they're both awful i just
1:14:52can't decide what I read bad star wars
1:14:55books right like but like to make it
1:14:57like a
1:14:58make me so like I can't even pay
1:15:00attention and maybe because it'll it it
1:15:02leaves my mind after watching it you
1:15:04know i watch this two hours ago I can't
1:15:06remember what the plot was there you go
1:15:08maybe that's why I don't think of it is
1:15:09worse because it does leave my mind
1:15:11completely because it's like it's like
1:15:12it dissolves on your tongue it's just
1:15:14goes away and then it's you forget that
1:15:16you had to like when you're in it it's
1:15:17terrible you're like oh god please make
1:15:19this stop please make it stop but then
1:15:20it just goes away whereas the Phantom
1:15:22Menace of the poop cherry dissolves on
1:15:23your tongue is what you say but by the
1:15:25way it is calling it an animal we've
1:15:28been calling him Anakin consistently but
1:15:29the movie almost always calls him Danny
1:15:31which has to be one of the worst
1:15:33decisions they go back and forth on that
1:15:35but yeah i agree that that I think we
1:15:37took mention that nap in the Phantom s12
1:15:39but after she dies he's Little Orphan
1:15:41Annie she and it was gonna make Andy oh
1:15:51right now it's it's so but I I i agree
1:15:55whether whether you choose bad or boring
1:15:56i feel like that's kind of a choice
1:15:58because I I think back to some of the
1:15:59Gungan stuff and all the stuff with the
1:16:01Trade Federation and I think there's so
1:16:03much in episode one that I really
1:16:05despise that's just like I don't ever
1:16:07want to see it again and this movie you
1:16:09know it was like Walt it was like
1:16:10wallpaper was in offensive in parts the
1:16:13dialogue was really bad with the sound
1:16:15off it was less bad and you know some of
1:16:17the action stuff is ok but it's boring
1:16:20and kind of and just not it's just kind
1:16:22of there so i think i think you have you
1:16:24have adults doing things like again with
1:16:26you watch with the sound off an adult
1:16:28jumps out of a window and grabs a droid
1:16:29and is a very badly done car chase and
1:16:31shooting and it's just like at least
1:16:33there's people doing things somewhere
1:16:37and phantom menace that is just like
1:16:38that there's nothing going on
1:16:40I'll put it this way Phantom Menace is
1:16:41worse but I resent episode two more just
1:16:44because you episode one came out it was
1:16:46like oh man this is really bad well
1:16:48maybe maybe you got another shot right
1:16:50and there's like no I was not paying
1:16:52attention getting back to the timeline
1:16:54thing after i get when i wanted episode
1:16:56to authenticate you know I had high
1:16:58hopes when I came out of it i was broken
1:17:00I'm like well that's it that's it that's
1:17:02it yeah that's right because that the
1:17:04title of star wars episode 3 as well
1:17:05know when he goes my title of stars
1:17:07every third story with Star Wars hyphen
1:17:09episode 3 colon let's get this over with
1:17:11well for me it was the fact that looking
1:17:14going forward to episode 3
1:17:16it was the point where i was just
1:17:17thinking like there's all the people who
1:17:19kept being like no no this one's going
1:17:21to be good at like I finally saw the
1:17:23delusion in it does it maybe it's 2 2
1:17:26out of 3 and like people were telling
1:17:27themselves it was gonna be good i'm like
1:17:29i cannot i can you cannot get me again
1:17:31you've got a movie twice you can I don't
1:17:34know a third time totally broken like
1:17:35there is no chance it's gonna be good i
1:17:37was convinced and it was just like even
1:17:39if it is two out of three it's free of
1:17:40the print I wrote them off because I
1:17:42said you didn't that's it it's over
1:17:44speaking as somebody who didn't care
1:17:46either way because i'm not that invested
1:17:47in the original series 2 is so much
1:17:51worse because I will take i will take
1:17:53bad which at least can be entertaining
1:17:55in a bad sort of way over I can't even
1:17:58watch this movie i literally find this
1:18:01movie unwatchable and it's never more
1:18:03boring than in the action sequences
1:18:05ironically enough I mean that the all
1:18:08the dialogue true in the love scenes is
1:18:10truly horrible but at least I can point
1:18:12and laugh and these action sequences
1:18:14that are just crap flying by one after
1:18:17the other and there's just nothing to
1:18:18hold my interest
1:18:19I can't even watch I literally cannot
1:18:21watch i have to i was sitting there
1:18:24watching these theoretically exciting
1:18:26scenes and I was thinking god I gotta
1:18:28fix that hole downstairs in the wall
1:18:31gotta pick up some spaetzle and other
1:18:32crap and some questions for a podcast I
1:18:34gotta get back to it it's unwatchable
1:18:36what it was I mean is is true that it
1:18:39was harder for me to get through this
1:18:41thing I watched phantom menace in one
1:18:42sitting and this one took three so maybe
1:18:44I'm nicest stuff call me you're starting
1:18:47to win me over that and no it's okay
1:18:50it's all just so painful i come from the
1:18:52opposite side from Steve as a child I
1:18:54care very much about Star Wars and Star
1:18:56Wars sheets and I like Star Wars enough
1:18:59that when the first prequel became in I
1:19:00committed to it talked myself into it
1:19:03lasted over and over Italy Stockholm
1:19:05Syndrome to myself into accepting it
1:19:08I couldn't do that with episode 2
1:19:12and nothing to get hold it broke us it
1:19:15broke it broke everybody was it if you
1:19:18reckon maybe you're trying to make their
1:19:20episodes 1 yes we were just we were
1:19:22resigned to our fate we understood that
1:19:24this these prequels were never going to
1:19:26be good
1:19:26they're never getting any better Curtis
1:19:28was bad we should feel bad
1:19:30serenity what is your thought about
1:19:32episode 1 vs episode 2 I don't think we
1:19:34heard from you know you didn't and
1:19:36that's it
1:19:39because yeah I I have very little
1:19:41winners about episode 1 episode 2 other
1:19:44than I feel like I was more like some of
1:19:48our other panelists I was more
1:19:50disappointed and episode to episode 1
1:19:52and I was younger when I saw episode 1
1:19:55episode 2 so I feel like I can excuse
1:19:57some of episode ones failings on
1:20:01oh I saw it when I was younger and I
1:20:02didn't completely hate it i only
1:20:04partially hated but this one this one is
1:20:07kind of this one actually frustrates me
1:20:10more because there are the glimmers of a
1:20:12good movie in what is irrevocably a
1:20:15horrible horrible film and to see the
1:20:19little bits where I'm like yes I want to
1:20:21see that alternative universe movie I
1:20:23really want this to be what Star Wars
1:20:25prequels look like and then have that
1:20:27not happen just as soul-crushing fool me
1:20:31twice shame on me for me three times
1:20:34we're doing another podcast yeah yeah we
1:20:37don't mention that yet because i think
1:20:39it would be not good for our mental
1:20:41health will bring it we need a break to
1:20:43regain our strength we do we need to we
1:20:45need your strength i will go to the
1:20:47desert
1:20:48no i hate's and I do have to ask did any
1:20:50of you who watched a phantom menace in
1:20:53the theaters seven or eight times
1:20:54watching this more than once in the
1:20:56theater how I think I saw it while you
1:20:59did learn something in the intro yeah
1:21:00but I must have watched it a second time
1:21:02when it came out on DVD yet I've seen it
1:21:05more than once
1:21:06episode 3 although i claim i liked it
1:21:07more I only ever watched the one of the
1:21:09theater that I've only seen I've only
1:21:11seen episode 3 once I've seen episode 2
1:21:13probably three or four times because i
1:21:14watched it then I watched on DVD
1:21:16like I said I like the Camino stuff more
1:21:18than i did this last time and i watch it
1:21:20with my kids because they did have seen
1:21:23that they haven't seen episode 3 either
1:21:24so I play
1:21:25the lego game several times yeah like
1:21:28yeah I think I feel like I've seen more
1:21:29of episode 2 and lego games then i have
1:21:31i think i've watched below two maybe
1:21:33three or four times it's like knowing a
1:21:34movie from the Mad Magazine I someone
1:21:38half a dozen times including like three
1:21:40or four times in the theater I saw
1:21:41episode 2 and 3 once each in the theater
1:21:44so like John said broken
1:21:47yeah I've seen them both price and I
1:21:49think that's enough
1:21:50yeah i agree i think we've done our job
1:21:53and so i'm going to call it into this
1:21:55very long very long podcast about
1:21:57episode to leave once again gone longer
1:22:00than the movie but you know and that's
1:22:02hard to believe because this is one long
1:22:04line and felt let me tell you we we are
1:22:08also more entertaining than the movie
1:22:10hey I said that also hard to believe I
1:22:12know and yet there it is
1:22:14alright so I'm going to thank my guests
1:22:16for spending all this time talking about
1:22:17a movie they never ever ever have to see
1:22:19again and those people are serenity
1:22:22called well thank you very much thank
1:22:24you
1:22:25you survived I did I did somehow good
1:22:29for you but for us
1:22:31good morning are you still out there I'm
1:22:34just barely alive
1:22:36good thank you for being here it's i
1:22:38wish i could say it was a pleasure Jason
1:22:39which I could I know I know you do monte
1:22:43Ashley thank you very much for being
1:22:45here i mentioned this one
1:22:46Boing sound effect that wouldn't it was
1:22:49on screen really made me angry
1:22:51you call this a diplomatic solution
1:22:53multi I do not
1:22:56its aggressive diplomacy Steve let's
1:22:59love dialogue barf
1:23:01how are you thanks for being here all
1:23:04Syracuse's fault he's jealous he's
1:23:08holding me back and John siracusa thanks
1:23:15for being here i'm glad you did it
1:23:16I'm glad you didn't big off I had a
1:23:17nightmare that you're like nope can't do
1:23:19it sorry no III didn't know I was gonna
1:23:21make it I think I better get started now
1:23:22watching episode 3 and five min 200
1:23:25hundred twenty-six one minute segments
1:23:27you know separated by week of recovery
1:23:29after each show maybe just frame by
1:23:31frame
1:23:32that's a good one John it's cool no no
1:23:36it's not
1:23:37uh it's and anyway let's talk more about
1:23:41trade disputes let's do that we can at
1:23:45least say seen some actual trading to
1:23:48explain what they were disputing bitch
1:23:50betta our wires of the spice coming from
1:23:52this isn't a frank herbert normal
1:23:54the spice must flow through Naboo
1:23:55apparently it comes from the liquid core
1:23:58of the planet
1:23:59yeah they say that Naboo has no exports
1:24:03whatsoever and they rely on imports but
1:24:05I look at the planet it's a green lush
1:24:08planet how do they not grow a million
1:24:10things vision mill closed giant tix
1:24:12there's Gungan juice on everything you
1:24:16don't want it no it's Jar Jar Jar he's
1:24:19poisoned everything it comes down to
1:24:21georgia alright well that's it we're
1:24:24done i hope you're happy everybody out
1:24:26there we really know what we do for you
1:24:29what because we love anyway that's it
1:24:32for this air and uh when we'll be back
1:24:35for episode 3
1:24:36I don't know we have to consult our
1:24:37doctors until then thanks for listening
1:24:40goodbye may the force be with you stay
1:24:42away from sand
1:24:50I don't like sand but don't like sand
1:24:55saying is pretty soft guys course it's
1:24:58right off its irritating saying isn't
1:25:01rough and gets in between your toes and
1:25:04it gets everywhere I've been to the
1:25:05beach sand is nice and soft you can fall
1:25:08down on it you know when you're when
1:25:10you're starting off a pick-up line
1:25:11you're going to end with smooth and soft
1:25:15yeah I really don't want to throw in
1:25:16sand in the underwear into the increase
1:25:19to like you
1:25:21I think it's very telling that line is
1:25:22actually I don't like sand and yet
1:25:25everybody remembers it as I hate hate
1:25:27sand because character car its character
1:25:31anybody's seen the movie they're trying
1:25:33to get him some kind of strong emotion
1:25:35which he ought to be expressing at that
1:25:37point the movie but is that's it's not
1:25:40everybody gets everywhere haha that's my
1:25:42funny line aside vaguely dislike this
1:25:44session and I basically like you not
1:25:47married
1:25:48let's get married ok and Natalie you
1:25:50just stand there like a statue
1:25:52good good no expression good keep doing
1:25:54that he's gonna touch you don't drink a
1:25:55white good okay try your best sweetheart
1:25:58all right guard we're done