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00:00:56 ◼   ► february2014 well here we are again did [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► I call this meeting of the incomparable [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► Star Wars Club to order we went through [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► the original movies we went and watched [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► episode one we let a reasonable amount [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► of time lapse so that we could recover [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► and we're back to talk about star wars [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► episode episode I should let me let me [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► punch with this properly Star Wars dash [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► episode to Roman numeral colon [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► attack of the clones right I think [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► that's the right way to to get official [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► title i got a wrong last time so I'm [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► making sure I get it right this time and [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► just to explain we would like to talk [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► about star wars we did two episode [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► chunks about each of the original three [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► movies and then by popular demand they [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► asked us to talk about [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► I you listeners asked us to talk about [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► the prequels which were which we denied [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► all knowledge of before 1i listeners [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► one-night-only we bring it back and we [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► talked about it and so that leads us to [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► this unfortunate moment which is what we [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► watch Star Wars Episode two and now [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► we're going to talk about it [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► I want to I want to leave some warnings [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► right here which is although we love [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► Star Wars especially the original [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► trilogy of prequels we don't love so [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► much and although we try not to do whole [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► episodes about things we know we're [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► gonna hate be just to destroy them every [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► now and then catharsis is good for the [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► soul i believe and that's I think what [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► you're probably going to here tonight is [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► some some catharsis about a movie that [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► we don't like although you never know [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► Monty might say the things are there me [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► my blow our minds with things that he [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► likes about it i think it's unlikely [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► might not do it might have created some [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► other insane an unlikely backstory to [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► make it all better for himself so let me [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► introduce the the participants here [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► before we get started [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► skewered you heard Steve let's hi Steve [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► hi Jason you watch the movie can we [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► confirm that I i think i did alright i [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► saw you get started actually with her in [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► little pieces over yes I took me three [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► it took me three nights and it felt like [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► about 30 that's the worst Hanukkah ever [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► all right as i will as i will discuss [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► later it's a [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► I have difficulty remembering this film [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► so all right well do your best you can [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► make for you I'll do it again [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► alright i took extensive notes and until [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► they turn into just horrible filthy [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► scrolling is at the end of the list and [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► i should be able to work from the right [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► that it's it's never a good sign when [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► you start with detail the film criticism [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► notes and it ends in a suicide note [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► yeah never a good son Monty actually is [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► also here hi Monty by Jason good to have [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► you here and to be here and he required [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► me watching this may be there we go okay [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► Dan more in you I believe watch this [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► just moments ago flophouse style before [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► the recording of this podcast is that [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► correcting deed for the first time in 12 [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► wow that's good and they haven't seen it [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► since i saw it in the theater so thanks [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► for reminding me yeah thank you for your [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► commitment to the podcast is what i have [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► to say i am going to be committed at the [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► end of this podcast that may also be [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► true [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► serenity Caldwell I believe also joined [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► you for this fine squeak screaming right [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► before we begin recording hello [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► unfortunately yes hello Jason I always [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► watching with somebody [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► yeah I you know is I'd watch them [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► watching this movie when it came out in [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► 2002 was I think a much better [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► experience for me and I'm really [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► watching it tonight but there was snark [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► involved tonight so it was a little bit [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► better [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► that's good and of course you wouldn't [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► miss one it's john siracusa hello i [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► guess i can add another data point to [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► this experiment and say that I to took [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► three separate occasions to make it [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► through this movie took two for me I i [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► had to break right I rip the band-aid [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► off and did in one good job [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► well okay so I i have a little bit of a [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► synopsis here in my notes that like I [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► said trails off into sadness at the end [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► or trails often incoherence at the end [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► it starts really with sadness and goes [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► from there [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► but before I do I would like to ask if [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► anybody particularly John Syracuse has [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► any opening remarks as we often like to [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► do especially for star wars episodes [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► John do you have any room works i do [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► have a very brief opening statement [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► right I've heard the dan moore and also [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► as well as well so he can go after me if [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► you would like I don't already sent them [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► very generous thank you job [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► alright so i'm going to start with a [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► brief review of my theory of the meta [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► failure of the Star Wars prequels this [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► is a repeat of anyone who has listened [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► to the Phantom Menace episode this is [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► just a quick summary of that so to recap [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► that the reason these movies exist is to [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► explain how Luke's father became Darth [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► Vader because that's what we all want to [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► know after seeing the first three movies [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► and episode 1 didn't really do much in [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► that regard to contribute to the effort [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► towards my concern [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► yeah it's my contention that the entire [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► prequels the whole totally failed to [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► achieve this goal and this is aside from [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► their failings as an individual movie so [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► that's the big bang theory but all that [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► said going into episode 2 in 2002 i was [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► actually cautiously optimistic for a [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► couple of reasons about the second movie [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► first I knew that Anakin will be played [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► by different older and presumably better [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► actor so thumbs up on that different [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► second so much for presuming a sensible [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► episode 2 was rumored to be darker than [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► episode 1 and I figured she's after all [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► that jar stuff darker has got to be [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► better right at the best action scene in [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► episode one was the lightsaber battle at [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► the end and episode to promise to have [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► more lightsaber battles Anna I sale this [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► basically to explain that I wouldn't [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► episode 2 I didn't go into a determined [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► to hate it i went in thinking you could [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► still turn this thing around [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► I knew it was a three-episode trilogy [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► with the first one was crummy but maybe [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► to win three will be better so I had no [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► preconceived notions I was willing to [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► believe at this point and I think the [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► rest of the podcast will talk about how [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► my hopes were dashed alright good table [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► setting their damn or would you like [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► anything I i just had a short short list [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► which includes let's see robots [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► spaceships lightsabers political [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► intrigue it elicits love affairs clones [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► and only George Lucas could take all of [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► these things put them in a single movie [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► and make it so boring but you want to [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► fall asleep or else your list didn't [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► have death-sticks on it was that just an [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► oversight [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► no death-sticks reading challenge cuts [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► what's the opposite of political [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► intrigue is it political out tree good [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► because that's what this movie had it [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► yeah well we can start with the kraal [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► can't leave because I quality where I [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► was indicative yeah you have divided [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► before you get there i have a refocusing [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► statement myself oh my goodness yes this [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► is this is as exciting as the Imperial [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► Senate passing resolutions that are [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► nominated by George are being opening [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► statement the podcast don't get too [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► excited [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► dan yield the floor to refer know I know [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► I i just wanted to that was sort of my [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► nice little bitty rabbit but i agree [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► with everything my esteemed colleague [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► from siracusa that Ramu ok Steve you may [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► go ahead [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► this is more really the form of a [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► disclaimer I this is absolutely true [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► when I watched this movie it was several [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► years after everybody else had already [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► seen it and trashed it and I've seen [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► episode 1 and thought okay well that's [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► some crap but it you know it's semi [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► entertaining and so I sat down to watch [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► this I was on i think i was on a trip [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► somewhere on for business sat down to [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► the laptop watched it you know got [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► through it and then a week later I was [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► somewhere else in another hotel and I [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► looked at the DVD and i realized i watch [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► this week ago and I have absolutely no [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► recollection of anything that happened [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► in this film that is absolutely true [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► two-and-a-half hours of my life were [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► just gone [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► I knew something must have happened [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► during that time I had sort of a vague [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► sense that there had been explosions and [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► and sand but the specific I was a lot [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► like a cup party back in college that I [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► was thinking not unlike that at all [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► except not only so far from the roof [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► like fell on your head as you exited the [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► theater and yes that might well yeah it [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► was really like tiles were falling on my [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► head throughout the entire viewing some [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► of us could only wish that I'll had [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► following months after this movie idea I [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► don't know if I would take a concussion [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► normally but it's looking good this is [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► graham ok let's start with the crawl and [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► when do you have any comments about the [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► crawl i only have a couple notes there [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► so yeah my my big note about the crawl [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► is the only exciting words in that [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► entire thing or army which they also i [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► think happened to be both [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► folded and everything else there Bob [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► love oh blah blah blah limited Jedi [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► numbers [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► blah blah blah zenit my favorite part is [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► blah blah blah [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► Count Dooku yeah blah blah i would like [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► is that you know when there's nothing [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► better than then introducing a pivotal [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► character being performed by a legendary [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► actor by mentioning him as if you know [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► who he is in the crawl involving [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► bureaucracy and then not reply with your [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► two hours [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► well and then naming him something like [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► Count Dooku so did anybody ever has [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► anyone ever seen rocky doodle because I [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► feel like there's a character named like [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► Count Dooku or count Dukas or something [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► like that and that is always stuck with [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► it's the nickname for receives cat one [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► Wanda cool tool towards cools my note on [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► the crawl was that I was excited up [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► until the phrase a separatist movement [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► which is for a way to describe a [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► rebellion they could come up yes [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► yeah like going in with expectations of [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► like oh this the second one could be [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► better you gotta hand is George Lucas he [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► wasted absolutely no time and [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► immediately dissuading me from the [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► notion that this movie busy going to be [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► different and I like the first sentences [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► there is unrest and the Galactic Senate [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► it's like a lot but not even a sentence [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► I don't even get a sentence to think [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► that maybe this was going to be [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► different you go right for the Senate it [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► turns out there's food poisoning even [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► the universe is in peril [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► there was no mention of taxation or [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► trade routes this time [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► yeah so but senators would like there is [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► unrest is fine in the Galactic now don't [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► say it's okay I think we're supposed to [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► be excited when the Trade Federation [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► guys show up near the end of the movie [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► like Georgia has no idea what people are [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► nostalgic for at all no yes new can [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► raise those guys [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► oh I hate those guys I just like that [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► George Lucas looked at the first movie [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► Ghost that's pretty low bar at i think i [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► can get under that we're not playing a [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► game of window darn it [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► the separatist movement i mean this is [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► this is the first off with it with the [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► crawl is supposed to do is like get you [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► excited about what's to what's to come [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► and instead [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► it's like trying to fill in lots of [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► stuff that that is the trajectory that [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► this film is trying to take us on except [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► it's starting [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► believe it or not it's starting later [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► than it would have liked to eight get it [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► seems to me that another hour of [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► separatists arguing for a partition of [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► the Empire in the Senate is a really [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► well George Lucas wants to talk about [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► here because ultimately is this not [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► right that this this story is a [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► slow-motion car crash but it really is [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► just like hey what if there were lots of [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► political imaginations behind it seems [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► that led to a dictatorship [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► okay I get it but um it's not [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► interesting [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► it's it's a story that has happened in [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► history and you could tell it but it's [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► not interesting and in the count dooku [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► introducing him in the crawl you know [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► it's just it just seems like a waste [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► plus it's never clear later in the movie [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► about the whole separatist movement and [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► why they exist other than as a ploy [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► churches what are they doing [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► who are they why do they want to have a [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► droid army [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► why is the separatist movement made up [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► entirely of businessmen except as a spin [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► there's also that robot guy who they're [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► at their robot business with the knobs [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► on robot businesses with a with a night [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► of the talking speaking spell from the [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► tango yeah it's kind of like the father [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► on the meters in I feel confident saying [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► that this movie might have been better [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► if the first two hours had been a crawl [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► then there's like half an hour of like [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► action at the end [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► yeah that's how it's very it's certainly [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► crawled i'll get there there are people [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► who can make interesting movies and [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► television shows out of political [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► machinations but you have to kind of go [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► the game of thrones route if you want to [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► do that [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► like who's yeah I guess lots of nudity [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► is beyond all there's a fair amount of [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► like a hinted duty in this movie anyways [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► address buddy I'm there is midriff there [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► is major and claws but no I mean there [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► are hints that in this terrible train [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► wreck of a movie there could have been [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► something cool like the the lego the [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► lego star wars version of this movie is [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► perfectly fine right [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► in fact i had i advise you to watch that [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► instead of this [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► I don't know about the lego star wars [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► version of looking for I've never played [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► the lego star wars yells I was thinking [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► about that while watching this game and [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► while watching pirates of the caribbean [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► to that I watched yesterday there's [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► lousy seems that I feel more charitable [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► towards because I enjoyed playing a LEGO [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► version it's a LEGO version was much [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► much much better with the LEGO version [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► is probably don't have terrible dialogue [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► alright so we all made it through the [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► crow we all survived i think all of the [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► crawl is my first experience of going [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► like is the the kraal they go through [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► the car almost like you said it's [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► setting you up for like the first scene [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► of the movie and as I'm watching the [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► crawl and being disgusted by whatever I [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► go you know what I have no recollection [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► of what they were trying to set up like [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you know that they're trying to set up [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► something the scene is when economic [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► dollar the senator whatever comes on the [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► planet in her thing and and gets bombed [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► right and what they were trying to set [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► up there was supposed to be this vote [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► and she was coming there to vote on and [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► I had no recollection of that like boys [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► I can't remember the promise of the [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► first scene [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► yeah this is this is not gonna be good [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► and I like as I kept watching the movie [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► i'm like it's just all with that alien [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► guy with the forearms like seriously I [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► had talked to some sort of end-user [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► array that comes to have this move it [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► makes you forget everything about it [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► maybe it's like your brain protecting [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► itself [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► yeah it's it's like what happens when [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► you're when you're reading something [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► really boring and you suddenly realize [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► that you stopped actually processing the [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► word several paragraphs ago [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► you're thinking about something more [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► interesting yeah yeah speeders and [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► clones are flying around and stupid [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► things are being said poorly but your [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► mind just checks itself out i just like [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► even even focusing on [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► I mean like Amidala that's a good point [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► if the kraal was that that you know [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► senator Amidala former formerly queen is [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► on a desperate mission to save the the [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► Empire from falling apart but she's [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► under threat and has come here under [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► heavy guard and try to make it like [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► right like it's we missed a cliffhanger [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► of an exciting thirties movie serial [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► remember last time on star where yet her [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► landing there and having the thing blow [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► up and all that would be like oh you [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► know what mission was she on and then we [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► learned but instead it's like you know [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► her mission is one little piece in this [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► much bigger puzzle which may be true [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► plot-wise but if you know will give us [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► something we remember her vaguely from [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► the last [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► we can give can we hang something on [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► that and then the calls are awkward at [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► all the other movies as well but if you [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► could sum up in like a sentence like [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► empires like bad guys expecting the good [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► guys good guys are hiding on snow planet [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► like it and the next one is I that's are [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► good guys trying to go get on soul he [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► was frozen and the last movie will you [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► notice the first the original trilogy [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► the kraal always centers around the main [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► characters like there's some big picture [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► stuff but it always ends or begins with [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► a main character i will these lies the [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► rub because there is no matter what yeah [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► there's no main character any the main [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► characters of the prequels of a whole [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► but especially episode 2 is the Galactic [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► Senate and the Jedi Order there's no [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► like we try they try and narrow it a bit [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► like oh we should care about Anakin and [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► obi-wan and Amidala and also Yoda and [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► also the Jedi Council and also maybe [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► charger like there's no centering force [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► to any of this movie it's just a lot of [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► tiny little vignettes that are supposed [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► to string together and you're not quite [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► sure how they all do which is [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► inexcusable because again we're supposed [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► to be learning ionic intensity darth [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► vader and so you could write off the [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► first movie but say surely now when we [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► have an adult actor playing Anakin [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► surely the focus will be on him how [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► could it not be on him that's what these [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► movies are about was like actually he's [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► just kind of hanging around annoys you [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► to illustrate this here's how have sowed [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► fours crawl ends pursued by the Empire [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► sinister agents Princess Leia races home [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► about her starship custodian of the [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► stolen plans that can save her people [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► restore freedom to the galaxy and they [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► cut from that to Princess Leia racing [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► home aboard her starship with the stolen [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► plans it flows in and tells you where [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► you are supposed to this where I don't [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► even remember how even the just the [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► words are more days remember Army of the [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► Republic yeah [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► Count Dooku even count dooku doesn't get [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► caps no no just the army of the republic [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► and see if I can pull us past the call [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► here after the crawl [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► they you know they show the ship flying [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► in yeah and everything and I was struck [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► by like how the the CG and the opening [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► scene you know they cut from that like [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► the people walking out of the ship in [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► line [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► platform the CG and the audio in the [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► opening scene looks better than the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► first live-action shot and that's [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► something I would find myself thinking [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► throughout this entire movie that the cg [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► although it is a look [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► it hasn't aged all that well you can see [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► kind of like the rough edges invariably [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► looks better to me than the live action [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► shots and I think the live action shots [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► are aging works so that the CD was like [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► oh this could be cool that's nice [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► visuals and I cut to a bunch of people [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► walking around on a green screen thing [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► I'm like oh yeah i forgot those with [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► this movement it's not even the lights [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► that are terrible to the compositing [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► right like exactly what they're putting [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► contrast with the cgi she couldn't [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► figure out how to time it [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► it's that the people never look like [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► they're in the scene with whatever is [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► flapping around a matter understand why [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► because that like if anyone would have [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► the technology to integrate them like [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► the cg itself is very well done it's [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► just I think there's something off about [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► it and it you know it makes me wish the [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► entire movie with CG like when the ship [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► goes by I was thinking boy ben burtt [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► still makes the best engine noise and [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► then we cut to a bunch of people walking [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► around the green screen like uh well on [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► the other hand there are places where [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► the CG is really really bad like I think [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► on Kamino in particular the Camino and [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► look ridiculous anytime you're gonna go [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► two characters in this film they are [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► inevitably going to look worse because [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► we have to remember too that this is [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► 2002 right this is pre monsters inc pre [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► hair revolutions in CG and 3d pre proper [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► lighting engineering so they're still [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► dealing with I can't remember the exact [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► title term with it but they they [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► basically are dealing with a much [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► reduced kind of like a 256-color [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► lighting spectrum to borrow like it [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► they're dealing like with with the gif [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► of CGI right now before they haven't [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► gotten to like jpeg ER SVG maybe they [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► maybe should've dealt with that by I [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► don't know some practical effects [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► hey you would think but I they want Yoda [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► jumping around [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► I have a note later that says the [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► practical effects that were worse than [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► both the CD and live actors at one point [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► that it's rather have Anakin and and pad [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► me getting out of like that stupid [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► gondola looking thing later in the movie [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► and that gondola thing looks to me like [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► someone made a CG model and then someone [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► looked at the CG model and made a [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► real-life wooden representation of it [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► and then they got out of the wooden [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► thing it's like then the [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► movie made from the novelization of the [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► you-know-what yeah it's a little less [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► because in the workflow it's it's two [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► cycles through the end it just I was [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► like that wooden boat is the worst thing [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► I've ever seen in a movie [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► it just looks dumb it looks fake it [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► doesn't look like anything I've ever [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► want to see and I was begging for it to [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► be done in badlo red cg with bad [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► lighting on it like that would have been [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► a step up at least it goes away quickly [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► and like they're CGI diner owner who's [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► in the middle of the scrum forever [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► well look we get there we'll get there i [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► wanna i want to mention want to drag at [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► least the so there's an assassination [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► attempt after an entire movie of a Padre [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► having did doubles that I couldn't tell [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► apart even though it was keira knightley [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► and not Natalie Portman but that you can [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► listen to our episode 1 episodes for [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► that and nothing really happens except [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► there's a switcheroo at some point here [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► in the very first scene it's like that's [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► why she's got a double because her [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► double is horribly killed in an [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► assassination attempt while Padma is [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► riding in the little like side ship and [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► actually doesn't look like her [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► yeah this double actually looks more [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► like jimmy smits double she says I've I [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► failed you senator don't know how did [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► not recognize exactly what you're there [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► for you right [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► she might have failed her by telling not [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► telling her to get the hell off the [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► platform that wasn't she supposed [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► they're very clearly herself not really [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► in a disguise she's taking off for [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► disguise and she's just standing there [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► right where they just killed what they [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► thought was hurt like hell oh and she's [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► there for a very long time and this [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► scene all MC and follows it also blows [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► me away because it makes the Jedi seem [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► completely clueless because they [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► actually say well as far as we can tell [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► these are some disgruntled spice miners [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► back on Abu really angry spice miners [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► why we have you clear everything going [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► course and it would be so much easier to [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► bum you like in space and at this point [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► I started writing lines of dialogue and [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► I find a lot of my notes from episode to [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► our lines of dialogue just because i was [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► just my mind bother them in that [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► particular scene talking about the spice [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► miners and here's here's padme's lines i [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► love how she doesn't use contractions [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► because that shows she's formulas is [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► good we should just read the dialogue of [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► this movie as a podcast tonight [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► directions or instructions hairline [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► do you have any idea who's behind this [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► attack is a contraction at least and [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► then they say the spice mine things and [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► then she says I think that can Dooku was [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► behind it [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► okay great writing their own idea I [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► think that I think that is countered [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► that that is literally every line here [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► there's no subtext [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► yes again again with the text versus [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► subtext even the sentence construction [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► doesn't vary here almost I was counting [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► the number of lines that are like I verb [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► blank like I verb now I verb down I verb [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► adjective i feel like it's almost every [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► sentence for a period of maybe 15-20 [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► minutes starts with every character [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► saying I and only that but they're [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► declarative sentences they're like I [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► feel angry and upset yeah it's like oh [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► you Europe the equivalent of pseudocode [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► of yours in pseudocode you're not [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► writing the actual computer code you [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► want to do something just kind of [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► sketching that vaguely ideas you know [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► they're happening in Apple's behind [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► andria and and they just they just took [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► the pseudocode and I said but just have [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► the people say that [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► so you're thinking that maybe Lucas [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► intended to go back into a second draft [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► at some point all the George George [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► these dialogues in brackets what does [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► that mean why is it in brackets it's [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► already headed to it later he was gonna [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► give it to a writer and then someone to [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► write the script does what he had it [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► they had a writer [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► they had a second writer on inhales [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► right the great work with him on yahoo [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► basically was like gasps sounds great [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► George yeah I don't do much here let me [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► do a couple typos corrections i'll just [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► run spell check on it will be good [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► we've got great actors like natalie [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► portman you and mcgregor don't have seen [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► did you not see episode 1i think the [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► Count Dooku is behind it could not be in [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► any other movie have you ever heard like [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► in turn i think that blank is behind it [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► like you can't say that in a movie you [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► would say like Count Dooku or it must be [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► Count Dooku somewhat like even those are [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► clichés but something anything just [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► throw me a bone but even those would [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► sound yet even those would be more [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► sonnets and the stupid I mean it sounds [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► like it was written by a third grader [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► really a line featuring Count Dooku [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► sounds juvenile that the dialogue in the [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► original Star Wars there's a lot of [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► cliche dialogue that sounds like [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► something out of a cereal right it's you [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► know I sure did you sell it [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► yeah with with all the all the all the [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► stuff on the Death Star with leia and [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► all that but it's it is and it's a [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► reference and it snowing here it's not [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► like campy or over-the-top it's [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► non-existent it's just flat it's a [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► blizzard gates and it's I really think [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► it's more the delivery than the dialogue [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► like [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► well I was just gonna say what what is [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► it what is it [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► how do you believe that dialogue well [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► because we agree the delivery is [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► terrible and we create the lines a [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► terrible but how do you apportion the [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► blame [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► well I think it's due Co if he's behind [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► the script and I mean it depends you can [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► you if you can produce this script in a [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► way where you can make it actually sound [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► like rational dialogue then it's the [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► delivery but I don't think that's [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► actually possible i don't know i think [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► no matter who you put in those roles [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► this is going to sound terrible because [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► it will repel the guy who wrote the [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► script also directed these people and I [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► think the apportionment doesn't really [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► matter [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► oh yeah atlantis on one person i'm just [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► saying like because there are a lot of [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► terrible lines in the original trilogy [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► and and you know great actors managed to [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► sell them in hindsight but like I don't [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► like another thing that I think could [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► not be made better is when obi-wan and [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► Anakin are coming up in the elevator and [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► trying to share that tale about remember [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► when I thought gundarks pit like it's [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► you know what that seen this supposed to [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► do is supposed to show us that they're [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► these guys had some wacky adventures [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► together and they're bonding fell into [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► that nightmare master and then we pause [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► for one breath and then laugh because [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► remember and everyone says oh start to [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► restrained in this film at least that [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► was that keeps on giving my impression [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► like you get Padme you get Anakin and [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► obi-wan in that elevator scene where [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► despite the fact that they have this [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► somewhat casual dialogue and it's one of [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► the few instances of casual dialogue [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► they have they are both so it's like [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► there's a wall between them and for all [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► we know they could have recorded their [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► dialogue and their appearances [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► separately thanks to the magic of CGI [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► Harrison Ford does more acting with one [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► lean it's possible that hayden [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► christensen is entirely [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► computer-generated time to take a brief [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► break so that i can thank ausable for [TS]

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00:27:54 ◼   ► audible and its Nexus by run as knob [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► first book in a series but it's a great [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► standalone novel narrated by Luke [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► Daniels available unabridged Ramez nom [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► he's a sci-fi writer he also writes [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► nonfiction super nice guy and it's a [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► really good book about a near-future [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► experience where people have learned to [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► hack the human brain and install an [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► operating system that runs on and around [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► your own neurons and gives people the [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► ability to tap into the power of their [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► minds and connect to other people's [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► minds really really interesting book i [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► was going to say mind-expanding but [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► that's sort of what the books about to [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► anyway really smart near future idea of [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► augmented humanity i think it uh I think [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► it's really worth your time it's [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► available unabridged on audible and I [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► think you should check it out [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► nexus by run as nom on audible so get [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► your free audio book it could be nexus [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► it could be something else [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► kick off your free trial go to audible [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► podcast.com slash in comfortable and [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► thanks to audible for its support of the [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► incomparable the Jedi also i have to say [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► i couldn't imagine that the Jedi that [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► being a Jedi Master a Jedi Knight would [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► be boring but there's a piece of [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► dialogue that really kills me early on [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► here where they mentioned that they that [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► obi-wan can take care of her and watch [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► her [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► he's just back from from a border [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► dispute and I thought wow that is a [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► terrible job being a Jedi Knight because [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► apparently that's what they don't fight [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► with lightsabers use the Force [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► no you go again to the bureaucrats and [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► other boarders be I think the river [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► belongs to us no no [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► half the river belongs to us well let's [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► get the Jedi in here to deal with this [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► well Jason the Jedi are keepers of the [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► Peace not soldiers of course this is why [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► the Republic has fallen because they're [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► using their guys with awesome magic [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► powers and lightsabers to deal with [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► border disputes again meanwhile he's [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► rotting from the inside out touring [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► terrible job i'm just saying terrible [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► job by the way this movie brings you out [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► of this boredom is that all you think [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► you think you're bored now you think [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► that that scene where the elevator was [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► too boring that sounds like that sticks [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► up their butts just wait and again is [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► gonna meet Pat me and he's going to [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► start to work with his amazing like you [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► grow until yeah so have you grown more [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► beautiful I mean can we talk about the [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► age discrepancy a little bit because [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► this is very strange [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► this is apparently ten years after the [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► previous movie and and natalie portman [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► doesn't look any older but of course [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► Jake Lloyd is now hayden christensen [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► she'll howls what she wanted me for [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► great justice 1441 episode waters movie [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► yeah she's supposed to be 14 [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► ok she was elected as Queen at 40 she [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► wasn't the youngest queen ever elected [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► and how old is Anakin eight [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► yeah he's got easy and please so it's [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► legal it's weird I've got some real [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► issues with the whole concept of an [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► elected queen by the way [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► yeah i was looking that up on Wikipedia [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► while we were watching tonight because i [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► was very unclear about the whole [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► mechanics of that I'm like really you're [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► elected somebody who's 14 to govern your [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► planet she was in the Legislative youth [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► program [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► yes and then it's like the model un [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► never do I didn't know we elected people [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► from the model un to you know service [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► governor of us turns out nobody else on [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► the booze quote I have no problem with [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► this because I always viewed this as [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► being one of these really you know [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► bizarre things that grows up over over [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► thousands of years where there's [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► probably something about how we're going [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► to take our our most brilliant children [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► before their unsullied by political [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► connections and we're going to you know [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► elect them as the Queen the queen is is [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► is not a in in most times it's just a [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► ceremonial figure because the guy with [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► the guy with the goatee is back there [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► doing the actual work right okay you [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► gotta work all way to get that job yeah [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► course setup that makes sense if she's [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► she's clearly only a figurehead that [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► makes perfect sense but it appears [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► there's based on the first movie that [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► she is the one and only government [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► official on all of that was that was [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► extraordinary circumstances just so [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► later is one the one time it matter it's [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► so lazy for there to be a two-term limit [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► in the Constitution wait i should point [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► out there actually are other are there [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► are other levers of power in the form of [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► her various body doubles because they [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► apparently you have shots they couldn't [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► win there yet when they're the Queen [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► that's good because apparently they're [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► being asked to sacrifice themselves not [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► for the hereditary ruler but just for [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► the fourteen-year-old that was elected [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► for her first term as Queen it's serving [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► the duty of my planet all should have [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► been in the Legislative youth program [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► not the decoy youth program here we are [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► talking about political science again [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► what is this movie done to us [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► so going back to going back to the [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► relationship thing for a second [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► the age discrepancy I don't notice so [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► much in this film because they both look [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► very young and it's kind of like okay [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► whatever but watching this film 10 years [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► later I don't think I realized just how [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► freakishly creepy the first half of this [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► movie is in terms of lines and like I [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► don't know I mean I got AI mean I was [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► watching this movie with Dan and Dan had [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► to walk out of the room a couple times [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► because I was yelling at the television [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► and I'm not usually a person who's like [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► oh god that's you know that's really [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► disrespectful or that you know seems [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► like an invasion of a woman space but [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► like the first half of this movie is so [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► creepy [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► Anakin is such a creeper will always be [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► that little boy to me [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► imagines that thing just their creepier [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► Jason well no but that's not the creepy [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► part of the creepy part of the way he'll [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► ears at her he is the creepiest low [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► yeah you're leering smirk the she [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► doesn't like me watching her and no [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► it's so gross ya know this Merc the [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► smirk is the worst part makes her skin [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► crawl [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► it's so creepy you're exactly the way i [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► remember you in my dreams pocket also [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► write as h goes in for a kiss she does [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► not respond at all she's just staring [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► into the distance [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► well yeah but it's okay for him to be [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► creeper like I like when I was watching [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► twilight you know it's like it's ok if [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► he wants to be creepy because he doesn't [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► being a bad guy right [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► maybe he's creepy but that the center of [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► this movie is not so much that he's [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► creepy and annoying which I guess hurts [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► the movie if you wanted to be likable in [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► anyway because he's terrifying but that [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► the premise of this movie is that [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► respond yeah he responds to that I can't [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► imagine anything that Anakin said has me [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► presents being attractive to any woman [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► that ever and somehow because the script [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► because the script says oh she responses [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► like oh yes that's totally a turn-on [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► are you kidding me a turn-on been dying [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► a little each day since you came back [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► really not like everything everything he [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► does everything you know he whines about [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► obi-wan he's just full of complaints [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► seems like he's a loser he is an [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► annoying leering creepy loser and if she [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► taught him a lesson and laid him low and [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► had him realized that that he ki he [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► needed to treat her like a real person [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► that would be an interesting [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► relationship dynamic but no you're right [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► John basically what the lesson learned [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► here is be a totally creepy dude and [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► never give up being creepy and [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► eventually your creepiness will be [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► properly interpreted as love will come [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► yeah listen I cannot count the number of [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► times i've walked into a bar and shouted [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► they're like animals and i slaughtered [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► them like animals and totally got like [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► five phone numbers right this let's go [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► out let me talk to him the way you talk [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► to a child at one point when he's [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► whining about obi-wan pad me says them [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► that must be frustrating for you which [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► is how you talk to children to like sort [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► of acknowledge their emotions into like [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► you know that's she treats him like a [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► child because the acts like a child and [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► during this whole time she's totally [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► flat but again if you follow the pace of [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► the movie or like we're supposed to [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► believe that she is falling in love with [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► him it's like that the real howler lines [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► at the end of this movie about how about [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► how much in love they are like yeah that [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► the number of scenes exist where they [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► could theoretically have fallen in love [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► it doesn't happen [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► in those scenes but at a pace it out [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► like what ya their fortunes I mean [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► obviously they had time yeah they have [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► the scene we're talking a senior playing [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► a scene where they kiss and a scene [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► where they're married but the characters [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► don't fall in love during those see ya [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► if they have taken out even some of the [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► creepiness like there's that there's [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► that conversation they have skipping [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► ahead a little bit in the freighter when [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► they're heading home to Naboo on you [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► know unregistered transit and that scene [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► could have been very sweet and been like [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► oh this is a you know it's it's strange [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► how far we've come in 10 years and [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► instead know the last line of that scene [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► is your exactly how i remember you in my [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► dreams leering look Padme looks down at [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► her hands saying oh lord what have I [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► gotten myself into this guy is going to [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► be protecting me but she supposed to be [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► saying oh I'm overwhelmed by how much he [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► loves me and I find that such a bit i'm [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► attracted him incredibly no no you're [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► not but yet that's how that's how she's [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► supposed to be acting there that he's [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► winning her over with this well Jason's [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► point earlier i think what's interesting [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► is there's there could have been an [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► interesting dynamic again with this this [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► woman who was put in charge of an entire [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► you know planet when she was a small [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► child she was probably not interacting [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► with other like people her age like [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► again you could have done something [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► interesting with him or her being like [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► well she's been kind of sheltered you [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► know when she's maybe kind of damage [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► because she's had to do all this stuff [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► that's really beyond her years that but [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► no we don't go that way that too [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► emotionally damaged people and i would [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► think she seems so worldly that she [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► would issue has been everything that he [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► has to offer that she would find [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► interesting she ruled the planet she's a [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► senator she's traveling from planet to [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► planet he's like he's just been isolated [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► from his entire family apparently just [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► doing the Jedi thing or disputes hanging [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► out with everyone and arpit he would not [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► be interested in him in any way [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► yes so here's the thing i wanted to also [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► mention that's why I slowly try to drag [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► this forward that will have more time to [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► talk about this relationship I think as [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► we go in the scene before they the [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► centipede attack [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► there's a video game ever is a [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► conversation we're talking Jar Jar as [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► president they're all company and and [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► the thing that there's a fascinating [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► little shot that i wanted to mention we [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► pitches they have there's a pause in the [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► conversation and they cut to charge our [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► who sits there and doesn't do anything [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► and it goes for a couple seconds for its [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► charge are sitting there in their [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► silence and then they cut away and it's [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► just it's it's maybe the best shot in [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► the movie because i have no idea where [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► that shot is there other than hey its [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► charge our doctors here [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► the kid was charged are but it's not [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► like that with dialogue it's just silent [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► of Jar Jar like and there throughout [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► this movie there are some things that [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► seemed kind of questionable in terms of [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► just the competence of editing and [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► directing movie where they're cut away [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► so I'm like why is that cutaway there [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► but the charger moment is the best [TS]

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00:39:22 ◼   ► making an appt work consistently well on [TS]

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00:41:00 ◼   ► podcast ok centipede attack [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► r2d2 is a terrible security would i have [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► i have those exact words in my notes he [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► is the worst security system ever mean [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► to think about what happens in this room [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► bright lights noise objects falling from [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► the ceiling to the ground he can detect [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► none of these things a toddler in the [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► room would turn his toddler head towards [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► the emotion and the noise and light [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► aren't you nothing that doesn't even [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► notice he's in sleep mode [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► I don't know that he's worse than the [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► two Jedi in the next room who are [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► bickering well their target while [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► they're like it but you're Jenny's Magic [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► Man her right that should I they're Jedi [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► come on your you didn't send two [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► Schmucks to cart but they say he's a [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► computer with sensors and rockets and [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► stuff and yet I think the idea is that [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► is he fell asleep or something or that [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► because they didn't break the little [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► beams he's admitting just look around [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► it's the only thing moving with bright [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► lights in the entire room how can you [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► not know I mean the giant to their [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► credit even though they're not in the [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► room sense the danger eventually and [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► jump in and killed the little worm [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► things but there are two is fired wait [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► okay wait I have to take issue with the [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► way they kill them because when you have [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► force powers you could just throw things [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► against the wall instead you're gonna [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► use a lightsaber and carefully choose [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► from someone's face to slice it out of [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► her hair was just trying to show off [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► like that that if you're trying to look [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► for some way the mannequin could do [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► something that could conceivably be [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► impressive maybe you could say [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► demonstrating his jedi skillz x like [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► floating stupid Paras around and stuff [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► maybe that could be impressive to like a [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► in a teenage girl who she's set up at [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► the wrong home this story ends wait to [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► see it but in a better way I think yeah [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► we just put on a robot head i'm curious [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► as to why it takes them Intel the [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► centipedes are actually crawling into [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► her hair to to sense it [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► I sense it too for drawing Steve drama [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► since 8th grade five seconds ago [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► yeah but they're still pickering when he [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► senses it suddenly the answer to every [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► question you have steve is because it's [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► in the script they sense that r2d2 was [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► beeping his sleep cycle instead of being [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► awake that's what they said it when they [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► have Palpatine send Anakin to get pad me [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► like the property is trying to do these [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► things look at the puppet master he's [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► gonna send this guy to get that guy talk [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► to this guy and ask her about that and [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► you're like it seems like oh it's this [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► amazing plan is coming together but the [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► only reason any of these things work [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► like Palpatine's his little plan to send [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► people to various places and he knows [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► that person is going to be sent to [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► protect her and stuff is because the [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► script says so like that you couldn't [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► set off I if I send obi-wan to protect [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► her the Nobel on the Jedi people who [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► decide to Nana can protect her then and [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► we'll get together with her because I [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► know the next movie like if you follow [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► the steps backwards [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► there's no expectation that they would [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► have come out this way and the only [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► reason i do is like the handset because [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► the script said they should i am glad to [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► see that there's a strong market for [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► robots that their sole purpose is to [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► dissolve holes in windows and then [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► delivered the contents of a tube through [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► them heroes its sole purpose for other [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► things too it's it's I think that's a [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► multitasking delivers death stare like [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► r2d2 has like five functions including [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► rockets [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► yeah and apparently sleeping through [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► guard duty is one of the so 100 be one [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► in a as proving he's a man of action [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► leaps out of the window into the open [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► space grabs ahold of the of the after [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► incidentally just spending the whole [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► night lecturing Anakin on how they're [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► just there to protect Padme yeah so he [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► he obviously was convinced and he jumped [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► out and then we get to see one year [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► after mark monsters inc was released we [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► get to see a replay of the door scene 4 [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► monsters as he dangles from a thing and [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► swings around in a large space and goes [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► whoa does not get my car and exactly [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► does never gets hit by car there's never [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► anything but I was struck by how much it [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► was like the door scene and monsters [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► incorporated and then there's this penny [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► ends up in a speeder chase this is all [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► happening three-dimensional [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► and there's cars everywhere and there's [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► a whole chase happening and the notes i [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► have here is it all seems really slow [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► there's no wind that they completely [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► lose the guy and then somehow are like [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► he's over there and pick up the chase [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► again which makes no sense at all [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► there's a shortcut [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► even though they're traveling in [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► completely unfettered three-dimensional [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► space [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► yes there's a shortcut that leaves them [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► several hundred feet higher and like a [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► minute ahead [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► so that's a really good shortcut i would [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► like to complain about a line of [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► dialogue here which was meant to be a [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► light-hearted and airy and quippy it's [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► when Anakin says oh you know master i [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► couldn't find a speeder i really liked [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► yeah I have to blame the director or [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► somebody for not saying that line didn't [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► work at all [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► let's just cut it once more for safety [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► please [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► Hayden ya know that the director is the [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► writer so you know he doesn't like [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► anything claimed go ahead but like its [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► it goes back to John's point about the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► first movie right [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► this is the take they took you know [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► George Lucas on it takes like nothing's [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► gonna get me another one that's good [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► let's use that one boy when it was a [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► moment when the flying car because I [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► mean guys course on City a planet that's [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► just a city it's got layers of traffic [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► you've got this so it's a super [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► futuristic thing and you gotta chase [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► scene and you've got a car that's like a [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► hot rod flying car and and you need to [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► go down a bunch of levels recklessly and [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► so you're gonna you're just gonna go out [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► of lanes of traffic and shoot down and [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► you cut to the people who are doing it [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► and it's like they're going through a [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► tollbooth there's no wind [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► there's no excitement it's like it's [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► like dad let's me drive in the driveway [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► on Sundays it's just I a blew me away [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► that this is theoretically this should [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► be very exciting and it wasn't exciting [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► at all [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► well they reflect the level of [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► excitement that that I had and watching [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► this is a better version of the scene go [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► to start or is it is no way this is this [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► is the problem that i have with [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► remembering anything in this movie and [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► and this is just one of maybe like 10 [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► different sequences that are just pure [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► action and its really it's because the [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► movie is just basically a bunch of video [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► game levels and they're strung together [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► with really terrible cutscenes but like [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► ninety percent of it is just crazy video [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► game stuff flies around and goes boom [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► and it just totally fails to make any [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► sort of lasting [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► pression mean there's even a conveyor [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► belt season scene which is something [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► that's been a videogame clichéd since [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► before some of you were born [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► there's no sense of any mass with this [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► ship or like when somebody's eyes to [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► jump out of the ship and plummet 500 [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► miles and get caught again there's no [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► danger to them why should there be [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► danger to me the audience you know [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► there's no feeling of even physics here [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► that was a problem in the first movie to [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► is yeah there was just no sense that [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► anything bad could potentially even [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► happen to these characters so what's the [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► point yeah there's another issue I have [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► with all these these scenes too and [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► that's that so much of this chase in [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► particular but it happens throughout the [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► movie it's it's focused on showing us [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► the cool fake buildings of khorasan and [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► the chase its I mean like will be [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► zooming in on some neon colored color [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► book covered building for several [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► seconds and then after we've been [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► looking at that for a while you know [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► maybe the bounty hunter will run to view [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► of the top right corner but it's just [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► we're forced to stare at these set [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► pieces and the chase is just totally [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► incidental i also don't after the [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► shortcut he there's this really dramatic [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► scene where he he's figured out how he [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► could get her because because they took [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► the shortcut and he jumps out and jumps [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► out of the car and falls all the way [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► down to her and it's perfectly timed you [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► never get any sense that he's been [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► timing it or that he knows where it is [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► it does even I like I get the point of [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► of it happening and yet it isn't set up [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► properly so when it happens it's sort of [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► like what how did that happen and then [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► he he lands also i guess when they're on [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► the ground they say that that that the [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► bounty hunter is probably a changeling [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► so there's your star trek cross over [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► there Dan like odo yeah I appreciate [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► well did it which makes no sense at all [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► because there's like one scene when [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► she's driving the ship where you see [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► you're like her face flickr slightly and [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► then when she dies she turns into going [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► to her natural floor why didn't you just [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► stay in the natural form the whole time [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► as aliens all over this planet [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► why don't you just turn into any other [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► form and walk away like that she has her [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► little cloth mouth covering which [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► chicken [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► yeah protects her fake identity great [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► it's definitely take that off in the [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► middle of flying around why not wait [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► until you've gotten lost [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► obviously she thinks it's very effective [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► because you kinda looks around behind [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► her like she's making sure no one's [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► looking before she takes it off her [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► mouth [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► I don't know there's just yet there's so [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► much wrong with the scene in addition [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► just the whole like the resolution of [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► the scene with the we think the assassin [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► was hired by a bounty hunter like how [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► many layers of contracting are going on [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► you're a bounty hunter you don't need to [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► hire an assassin to do this but because [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► they keep increasing and competence look [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► again when they try to blow off the you [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► know the senator when she lands she's [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► there you could just picture off with [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► the sniper rifle like any of these [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► people could be killed at any time by a [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► twentieth-century sniper on this planet [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► who just wanders around the battlefield [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► and yet but with all the advanced [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► technology like the best way to kill her [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► is with worms can we get some worms into [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► her room at the poison dart shot it [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► wanted like you have a mile away by the [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► master ground should pad me with that [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► done and done [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► where's Padme during this whole chase if [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► he could just kill people as well as he [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► commanded subcontractors he'll be fine [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► he just hired two Assassin's the first [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► assassin gets all the bodyguards chasing [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► them halfway across chorus on the other [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► one just has to get through george r and [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► the in the handmaiden [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► I do like the fact that when the poison [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► dart get shot at the bounty hunter [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► obi-wan takes the opportunity to pull it [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► out look at it and say toxic Dart [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► thanks thanks Toby you are ok you just [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► skipped past what I think is the dumbest [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► thing in all of Star Wars is the [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► death-sticks it's the bar name of the [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► person who set who is trying to sell [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► death-sticks it's Elian sleazebag o Neal [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► I'm a sleazebag know because he is a [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► sleazebag that it actually manages to [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► top Count Dooku that's pretty good [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► aliens sleazebag no yes route bag and [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► although i think if you look carefully [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► in the in that bar scene you can see [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► both anthony daniels and Ahmed best two [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► plays Jar Jar as well as is and you can [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► see Lucas's Lucas's daughter's in there [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► twice i think they give her two shots on [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► camera [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► I just assume all of the younglings [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► later on our Lucas's kids it's got [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► Mykelti will appreciate this wherever he [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► is it reminded me of the bar scene in [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► Star Trek 3 which is an attempt to [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► create an energy future bar scene like [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► in Blade Runner maybe even the original [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► star wars but in fact it is not that [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► interesting and seems kind of corny and [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► this reminded me of that [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► yeah but there's a lot of blade runner [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► esque imagery with neon lights and I'm [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► surprised that people with umbrellas [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► plateau panels but they came they don't [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► mind right up to that line and so that [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► you know that the most Eisley cantina [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► reflections with like obi-wan cutting [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► off someone's arm and the whole idea i [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► give that like at least at least that [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► that type of thing having only one in a [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► bar and cutting off someone's arm at [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► least that doesn't involve dialogue so [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► we're spared their spirits one aspect of [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► the terror that is this movie were [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► spared a line if you're going like this [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► will probably come up again someday [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► so much of this movie is just mindless [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► callbacks you'll be the death of me haha [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► i did they tried to the scene where like [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► they show that the assassin creeping up [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► and you they try to make you think he's [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► creeping up and can instead of creeping [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► up and we want but like it's done so [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► badly like that cliché just events [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► there either way you don't get someone's [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► creeping up to a door but it's not the [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► door you think it is and he opens the [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► door and you realize it you know that [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► whole cliché I were talking about it [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► Jason mentioned bad editing like it's [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► just not competently done nevermind that [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► we don't care about these people and we [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► know how it's going to turn out there's [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► no actual attention [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► it's just not done well well it's weird [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► too because it's one of the few we were [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► pointing out watching it that it's one [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► of the few first person camera shots in [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► Star Wars if there are any at all like [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► you get a perspective shot from Anakin [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► as he's walking through the bar and you [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► get these wacky sort of moving close ups [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► which feel very unstar Wars like because [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► we don't see that kind of camera work [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► anywhere else it's very odd now in the [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► bar scene we do get a nice window into [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► the importance of the master to Padawan [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► a relationship when Anakin tells ob1 [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► that he thinks that this this person [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► they're chasing maybe a shape-shifter [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► and the solid Jedi Master advice it gets [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► back is be extra careful that's just [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► good writing again [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► ob1 thanks a lot man that's what my mom [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► says every time I hang up the phone with [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► her [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► be careful that's huge it did quite [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► gotten tell you [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► that is that how you get that's how we [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► learn that no see I'm willing to give up [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► we won the benefit of the doubt here and [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► so like yea alright be extra careful [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► then I don't know I feel I end up [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► feeling bad for obi-wan most last movie [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► he was just a whiny annoying pain but [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► Anakin has grown into that role and most [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► of the time I feel pretty bad for [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► everyone especially later on when he's [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► talking about like you know mace windu [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► and you're like yet and Anakin to do [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► this thing is like guys he is not ready [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► for that they're like nope sorry we're [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► sending him to do this thing and I'm [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► like wow so really wasn't will be once [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► no yeah i'm always looking for like any [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► sympathetic characters movie and we want [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► is the closest to being sympathetic I [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► think what you want a greater comes the [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► closest to rising above the material the [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► situations and everything else involved [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► in this movie and trying to make a [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► character that you perhaps have some [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► pity for if only pity that he has to be [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► in this movie at least he's now [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► graduated from the Padawan rat tail [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► yes admittedly it's to the full fledge [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► force mullet but at least he doesn't [TS]

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