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◼   ► february2014 well here we are again did [TS]

◼   ► I call this meeting of the incomparable [TS]

◼   ► Star Wars Club to order we went through [TS]

◼   ► the original movies we went and watched [TS]

◼   ► episode one we let a reasonable amount [TS]

◼   ► of time lapse so that we could recover [TS]

◼   ► and we're back to talk about star wars [TS]

◼   ► episode episode I should let me let me [TS]

◼   ► punch with this properly Star Wars dash [TS]

◼   ► episode to Roman numeral colon [TS]

◼   ► attack of the clones right I think [TS]

◼   ► that's the right way to to get official [TS]

◼   ► title i got a wrong last time so I'm [TS]

◼   ► making sure I get it right this time and [TS]

◼   ► just to explain we would like to talk [TS]

◼   ► about star wars we did two episode [TS]

◼   ► chunks about each of the original three [TS]

◼   ► movies and then by popular demand they [TS]

◼   ► asked us to talk about [TS]

◼   ► I you listeners asked us to talk about [TS]

◼   ► the prequels which were which we denied [TS]

◼   ► all knowledge of before 1i listeners [TS]

◼   ► one-night-only we bring it back and we [TS]

◼   ► talked about it and so that leads us to [TS]

◼   ► this unfortunate moment which is what we [TS]

◼   ► watch Star Wars Episode two and now [TS]

◼   ► we're going to talk about it [TS]

◼   ► I want to I want to leave some warnings [TS]

◼   ► right here which is although we love [TS]

◼   ► Star Wars especially the original [TS]

◼   ► trilogy of prequels we don't love so [TS]

◼   ► much and although we try not to do whole [TS]

◼   ► episodes about things we know we're [TS]

◼   ► gonna hate be just to destroy them every [TS]

◼   ► now and then catharsis is good for the [TS]

◼   ► soul i believe and that's I think what [TS]

◼   ► you're probably going to here tonight is [TS]

◼   ► some some catharsis about a movie that [TS]

◼   ► we don't like although you never know [TS]

◼   ► Monty might say the things are there me [TS]

◼   ► my blow our minds with things that he [TS]

◼   ► likes about it i think it's unlikely [TS]

◼   ► might not do it might have created some [TS]

◼   ► other insane an unlikely backstory to [TS]

◼   ► make it all better for himself so let me [TS]

◼   ► introduce the the participants here [TS]

◼   ► before we get started [TS]

◼   ► skewered you heard Steve let's hi Steve [TS]

◼   ► hi Jason you watch the movie can we [TS]

◼   ► confirm that I i think i did alright i [TS]

◼   ► saw you get started actually with her in [TS]

◼   ► little pieces over yes I took me three [TS]

◼   ► it took me three nights and it felt like [TS]

◼   ► about 30 that's the worst Hanukkah ever [TS]

◼   ► all right as i will as i will discuss [TS]

◼   ► later it's a [TS]

◼   ► I have difficulty remembering this film [TS]

◼   ► so all right well do your best you can [TS]

◼   ► make for you I'll do it again [TS]

◼   ► alright i took extensive notes and until [TS]

◼   ► they turn into just horrible filthy [TS]

◼   ► scrolling is at the end of the list and [TS]

◼   ► i should be able to work from the right [TS]

◼   ► that it's it's never a good sign when [TS]

◼   ► you start with detail the film criticism [TS]

◼   ► notes and it ends in a suicide note [TS]

◼   ► yeah never a good son Monty actually is [TS]

◼   ► also here hi Monty by Jason good to have [TS]

◼   ► you here and to be here and he required [TS]

◼   ► me watching this may be there we go okay [TS]

◼   ► Dan more in you I believe watch this [TS]

◼   ► just moments ago flophouse style before [TS]

◼   ► the recording of this podcast is that [TS]

◼   ► correcting deed for the first time in 12 [TS]

◼   ► years [TS]

◼   ► wow that's good and they haven't seen it [TS]

◼   ► since i saw it in the theater so thanks [TS]

◼   ► for reminding me yeah thank you for your [TS]

◼   ► commitment to the podcast is what i have [TS]

◼   ► to say i am going to be committed at the [TS]

◼   ► end of this podcast that may also be [TS]

◼   ► true [TS]

◼   ► serenity Caldwell I believe also joined [TS]

◼   ► you for this fine squeak screaming right [TS]

◼   ► before we begin recording hello [TS]

◼   ► unfortunately yes hello Jason I always [TS]

◼   ► watching with somebody [TS]

◼   ► yeah I you know is I'd watch them [TS]

◼   ► watching this movie when it came out in [TS]

◼   ► 2002 was I think a much better [TS]

◼   ► experience for me and I'm really [TS]

◼   ► watching it tonight but there was snark [TS]

◼   ► involved tonight so it was a little bit [TS]

◼   ► better [TS]

◼   ► that's good and of course you wouldn't [TS]

◼   ► miss one it's john siracusa hello i [TS]

◼   ► guess i can add another data point to [TS]

◼   ► this experiment and say that I to took [TS]

◼   ► three separate occasions to make it [TS]

◼   ► through this movie took two for me I i [TS]

◼   ► had to break right I rip the band-aid [TS]

◼   ► off and did in one good job [TS]

◼   ► well okay so I i have a little bit of a [TS]

◼   ► synopsis here in my notes that like I [TS]

◼   ► said trails off into sadness at the end [TS]

◼   ► or trails often incoherence at the end [TS]

◼   ► it starts really with sadness and goes [TS]

◼   ► from there [TS]

◼   ► but before I do I would like to ask if [TS]

◼   ► anybody particularly John Syracuse has [TS]

◼   ► any opening remarks as we often like to [TS]

◼   ► do especially for star wars episodes [TS]

◼   ► John do you have any room works i do [TS]

◼   ► have a very brief opening statement [TS]

◼   ► right I've heard the dan moore and also [TS]

◼   ► as well as well so he can go after me if [TS]

◼   ► you would like I don't already sent them [TS]

◼   ► very generous thank you job [TS]

◼   ► alright so i'm going to start with a [TS]

◼   ► brief review of my theory of the meta [TS]

◼   ► failure of the Star Wars prequels this [TS]

◼   ► is a repeat of anyone who has listened [TS]

◼   ► to the Phantom Menace episode this is [TS]

◼   ► just a quick summary of that so to recap [TS]

◼   ► that the reason these movies exist is to [TS]

◼   ► explain how Luke's father became Darth [TS]

◼   ► Vader because that's what we all want to [TS]

◼   ► know after seeing the first three movies [TS]

◼   ► and episode 1 didn't really do much in [TS]

◼   ► that regard to contribute to the effort [TS]

◼   ► towards my concern [TS]

◼   ► yeah it's my contention that the entire [TS]

◼   ► prequels the whole totally failed to [TS]

◼   ► achieve this goal and this is aside from [TS]

◼   ► their failings as an individual movie so [TS]

◼   ► that's the big bang theory but all that [TS]

◼   ► said going into episode 2 in 2002 i was [TS]

◼   ► actually cautiously optimistic for a [TS]

◼   ► couple of reasons about the second movie [TS]

◼   ► first I knew that Anakin will be played [TS]

◼   ► by different older and presumably better [TS]

◼   ► actor so thumbs up on that different [TS]

◼   ► second so much for presuming a sensible [TS]

◼   ► episode 2 was rumored to be darker than [TS]

◼   ► episode 1 and I figured she's after all [TS]

◼   ► that jar stuff darker has got to be [TS]

◼   ► better right at the best action scene in [TS]

◼   ► episode one was the lightsaber battle at [TS]

◼   ► the end and episode to promise to have [TS]

◼   ► more lightsaber battles Anna I sale this [TS]

◼   ► basically to explain that I wouldn't [TS]

◼   ► episode 2 I didn't go into a determined [TS]

◼   ► to hate it i went in thinking you could [TS]

◼   ► still turn this thing around [TS]

◼   ► I knew it was a three-episode trilogy [TS]

◼   ► with the first one was crummy but maybe [TS]

◼   ► to win three will be better so I had no [TS]

◼   ► preconceived notions I was willing to [TS]

◼   ► believe at this point and I think the [TS]

◼   ► rest of the podcast will talk about how [TS]

◼   ► my hopes were dashed alright good table [TS]

◼   ► setting their damn or would you like [TS]

◼   ► anything I i just had a short short list [TS]

◼   ► which includes let's see robots [TS]

◼   ► spaceships lightsabers political [TS]

◼   ► intrigue it elicits love affairs clones [TS]

◼   ► and only George Lucas could take all of [TS]

◼   ► these things put them in a single movie [TS]

◼   ► and make it so boring but you want to [TS]

◼   ► fall asleep or else your list didn't [TS]

◼   ► have death-sticks on it was that just an [TS]

◼   ► oversight [TS]

◼   ► no death-sticks reading challenge cuts [TS]

◼   ► what's the opposite of political [TS]

◼   ► intrigue is it political out tree good [TS]

◼   ► because that's what this movie had it [TS]

◼   ► yeah well we can start with the kraal [TS]

◼   ► can't leave because I quality where I [TS]

◼   ► was indicative yeah you have divided [TS]

◼   ► before you get there i have a refocusing [TS]

◼   ► statement myself oh my goodness yes this [TS]

◼   ► is this is as exciting as the Imperial [TS]

◼   ► Senate passing resolutions that are [TS]

◼   ► nominated by George are being opening [TS]

◼   ► statement the podcast don't get too [TS]

◼   ► excited [TS]

◼   ► dan yield the floor to refer know I know [TS]

◼   ► I i just wanted to that was sort of my [TS]

◼   ► nice little bitty rabbit but i agree [TS]

◼   ► with everything my esteemed colleague [TS]

◼   ► from siracusa that Ramu ok Steve you may [TS]

◼   ► go ahead [TS]

◼   ► this is more really the form of a [TS]

◼   ► disclaimer I this is absolutely true [TS]

◼   ► when I watched this movie it was several [TS]

◼   ► years after everybody else had already [TS]

◼   ► seen it and trashed it and I've seen [TS]

◼   ► episode 1 and thought okay well that's [TS]

◼   ► some crap but it you know it's semi [TS]

◼   ► entertaining and so I sat down to watch [TS]

◼   ► this I was on i think i was on a trip [TS]

◼   ► somewhere on for business sat down to [TS]

◼   ► the laptop watched it you know got [TS]

◼   ► through it and then a week later I was [TS]

◼   ► somewhere else in another hotel and I [TS]

◼   ► looked at the DVD and i realized i watch [TS]

◼   ► this week ago and I have absolutely no [TS]

◼   ► recollection of anything that happened [TS]

◼   ► in this film that is absolutely true [TS]

◼   ► two-and-a-half hours of my life were [TS]

◼   ► just gone [TS]

◼   ► I knew something must have happened [TS]

◼   ► during that time I had sort of a vague [TS]

◼   ► sense that there had been explosions and [TS]

◼   ► and sand but the specific I was a lot [TS]

◼   ► like a cup party back in college that I [TS]

◼   ► was thinking not unlike that at all [TS]

◼   ► except not only so far from the roof [TS]

◼   ► like fell on your head as you exited the [TS]

◼   ► theater and yes that might well yeah it [TS]

◼   ► was really like tiles were falling on my [TS]

◼   ► head throughout the entire viewing some [TS]

◼   ► of us could only wish that I'll had [TS]

◼   ► following months after this movie idea I [TS]

◼   ► don't know if I would take a concussion [TS]

◼   ► normally but it's looking good this is [TS]

◼   ► graham ok let's start with the crawl and [TS]

◼   ► when do you have any comments about the [TS]

◼   ► crawl i only have a couple notes there [TS]

◼   ► so yeah my my big note about the crawl [TS]

◼   ► is the only exciting words in that [TS]

◼   ► entire thing or army which they also i [TS]

◼   ► think happened to be both [TS]

◼   ► folded and everything else there Bob [TS]

◼   ► love oh blah blah blah limited Jedi [TS]

◼   ► numbers [TS]

◼   ► blah blah blah zenit my favorite part is [TS]

◼   ► blah blah blah [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku yeah blah blah i would like [TS]

◼   ► is that you know when there's nothing [TS]

◼   ► better than then introducing a pivotal [TS]

◼   ► character being performed by a legendary [TS]

◼   ► actor by mentioning him as if you know [TS]

◼   ► who he is in the crawl involving [TS]

◼   ► bureaucracy and then not reply with your [TS]

◼   ► two hours [TS]

◼   ► well and then naming him something like [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku so did anybody ever has [TS]

◼   ► anyone ever seen rocky doodle because I [TS]

◼   ► feel like there's a character named like [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku or count Dukas or something [TS]

◼   ► like that and that is always stuck with [TS]

◼   ► me [TS]

◼   ► it's the nickname for receives cat one [TS]

◼   ► Wanda cool tool towards cools my note on [TS]

◼   ► the crawl was that I was excited up [TS]

◼   ► until the phrase a separatist movement [TS]

◼   ► which is for a way to describe a [TS]

◼   ► rebellion they could come up yes [TS]

◼   ► yeah like going in with expectations of [TS]

◼   ► like oh this the second one could be [TS]

◼   ► better you gotta hand is George Lucas he [TS]

◼   ► wasted absolutely no time and [TS]

◼   ► immediately dissuading me from the [TS]

◼   ► notion that this movie busy going to be [TS]

◼   ► different and I like the first sentences [TS]

◼   ► there is unrest and the Galactic Senate [TS]

◼   ► it's like a lot but not even a sentence [TS]

◼   ► I don't even get a sentence to think [TS]

◼   ► that maybe this was going to be [TS]

◼   ► different you go right for the Senate it [TS]

◼   ► turns out there's food poisoning even [TS]

◼   ► the universe is in peril [TS]

◼   ► there was no mention of taxation or [TS]

◼   ► trade routes this time [TS]

◼   ► yeah so but senators would like there is [TS]

◼   ► unrest is fine in the Galactic now don't [TS]

◼   ► say it's okay I think we're supposed to [TS]

◼   ► be excited when the Trade Federation [TS]

◼   ► guys show up near the end of the movie [TS]

◼   ► like Georgia has no idea what people are [TS]

◼   ► nostalgic for at all no yes new can [TS]

◼   ► raise those guys [TS]

◼   ► oh I hate those guys I just like that [TS]

◼   ► George Lucas looked at the first movie [TS]

◼   ► Ghost that's pretty low bar at i think i [TS]

◼   ► can get under that we're not playing a [TS]

◼   ► game of window darn it [TS]

◼   ► the separatist movement i mean this is [TS]

◼   ► this is the first off with it with the [TS]

◼   ► crawl is supposed to do is like get you [TS]

◼   ► excited about what's to what's to come [TS]

◼   ► and instead [TS]

◼   ► it's like trying to fill in lots of [TS]

◼   ► stuff that that is the trajectory that [TS]

◼   ► this film is trying to take us on except [TS]

◼   ► it's starting [TS]

◼   ► believe it or not it's starting later [TS]

◼   ► than it would have liked to eight get it [TS]

◼   ► seems to me that another hour of [TS]

◼   ► separatists arguing for a partition of [TS]

◼   ► the Empire in the Senate is a really [TS]

◼   ► well George Lucas wants to talk about [TS]

◼   ► here because ultimately is this not [TS]

◼   ► right that this this story is a [TS]

◼   ► slow-motion car crash but it really is [TS]

◼   ► just like hey what if there were lots of [TS]

◼   ► political imaginations behind it seems [TS]

◼   ► that led to a dictatorship [TS]

◼   ► okay I get it but um it's not [TS]

◼   ► interesting [TS]

◼   ► it's it's a story that has happened in [TS]

◼   ► history and you could tell it but it's [TS]

◼   ► not interesting and in the count dooku [TS]

◼   ► thing [TS]

◼   ► introducing him in the crawl you know [TS]

◼   ► it's just it just seems like a waste [TS]

◼   ► plus it's never clear later in the movie [TS]

◼   ► about the whole separatist movement and [TS]

◼   ► why they exist other than as a ploy [TS]

◼   ► churches what are they doing [TS]

◼   ► who are they why do they want to have a [TS]

◼   ► droid army [TS]

◼   ► why is the separatist movement made up [TS]

◼   ► entirely of businessmen except as a spin [TS]

◼   ► there's also that robot guy who they're [TS]

◼   ► at their robot business with the knobs [TS]

◼   ► on robot businesses with a with a night [TS]

◼   ► of the talking speaking spell from the [TS]

◼   ► tango yeah it's kind of like the father [TS]

◼   ► on the meters in I feel confident saying [TS]

◼   ► that this movie might have been better [TS]

◼   ► if the first two hours had been a crawl [TS]

◼   ► then there's like half an hour of like [TS]

◼   ► action at the end [TS]

◼   ► yeah that's how it's very it's certainly [TS]

◼   ► crawled i'll get there there are people [TS]

◼   ► who can make interesting movies and [TS]

◼   ► television shows out of political [TS]

◼   ► machinations but you have to kind of go [TS]

◼   ► the game of thrones route if you want to [TS]

◼   ► do that [TS]

◼   ► like who's yeah I guess lots of nudity [TS]

◼   ► is beyond all there's a fair amount of [TS]

◼   ► like a hinted duty in this movie anyways [TS]

◼   ► address buddy I'm there is midriff there [TS]

◼   ► is major and claws but no I mean there [TS]

◼   ► are hints that in this terrible train [TS]

◼   ► wreck of a movie there could have been [TS]

◼   ► something cool like the the lego the [TS]

◼   ► lego star wars version of this movie is [TS]

◼   ► perfectly fine right [TS]

◼   ► in fact i had i advise you to watch that [TS]

◼   ► instead of this [TS]

◼   ► I don't know about the lego star wars [TS]

◼   ► version of looking for I've never played [TS]

◼   ► the lego star wars yells I was thinking [TS]

◼   ► about that while watching this game and [TS]

◼   ► while watching pirates of the caribbean [TS]

◼   ► to that I watched yesterday there's [TS]

◼   ► lousy seems that I feel more charitable [TS]

◼   ► towards because I enjoyed playing a LEGO [TS]

◼   ► version it's a LEGO version was much [TS]

◼   ► much much better with the LEGO version [TS]

◼   ► is probably don't have terrible dialogue [TS]

◼   ► alright so we all made it through the [TS]

◼   ► crow we all survived i think all of the [TS]

◼   ► crawl is my first experience of going [TS]

◼   ► like is the the kraal they go through [TS]

◼   ► the car almost like you said it's [TS]

◼   ► setting you up for like the first scene [TS]

◼   ► of the movie and as I'm watching the [TS]

◼   ► crawl and being disgusted by whatever I [TS]

◼   ► go you know what I have no recollection [TS]

◼   ► of what they were trying to set up like [TS]

◼   ► you know that they're trying to set up [TS]

◼   ► something the scene is when economic [TS]

◼   ► dollar the senator whatever comes on the [TS]

◼   ► planet in her thing and and gets bombed [TS]

◼   ► right and what they were trying to set [TS]

◼   ► up there was supposed to be this vote [TS]

◼   ► and she was coming there to vote on and [TS]

◼   ► I had no recollection of that like boys [TS]

◼   ► I can't remember the promise of the [TS]

◼   ► first scene [TS]

◼   ► yeah this is this is not gonna be good [TS]

◼   ► and I like as I kept watching the movie [TS]

◼   ► i'm like it's just all with that alien [TS]

◼   ► guy with the forearms like seriously I [TS]

◼   ► had talked to some sort of end-user [TS]

◼   ► array that comes to have this move it [TS]

◼   ► makes you forget everything about it [TS]

◼   ► maybe it's like your brain protecting [TS]

◼   ► itself [TS]

◼   ► yeah it's it's like what happens when [TS]

◼   ► you're when you're reading something [TS]

◼   ► really boring and you suddenly realize [TS]

◼   ► that you stopped actually processing the [TS]

◼   ► word several paragraphs ago [TS]

◼   ► you're thinking about something more [TS]

◼   ► interesting yeah yeah speeders and [TS]

◼   ► clones are flying around and stupid [TS]

◼   ► things are being said poorly but your [TS]

◼   ► mind just checks itself out i just like [TS]

◼   ► even even focusing on [TS]

◼   ► I mean like Amidala that's a good point [TS]

◼   ► if the kraal was that that you know [TS]

◼   ► senator Amidala former formerly queen is [TS]

◼   ► on a desperate mission to save the the [TS]

◼   ► Empire from falling apart but she's [TS]

◼   ► under threat and has come here under [TS]

◼   ► heavy guard and try to make it like [TS]

◼   ► right like it's we missed a cliffhanger [TS]

◼   ► of an exciting thirties movie serial [TS]

◼   ► remember last time on star where yet her [TS]

◼   ► landing there and having the thing blow [TS]

◼   ► up and all that would be like oh you [TS]

◼   ► know what mission was she on and then we [TS]

◼   ► learned but instead it's like you know [TS]

◼   ► her mission is one little piece in this [TS]

◼   ► much bigger puzzle which may be true [TS]

◼   ► plot-wise but if you know will give us [TS]

◼   ► something we remember her vaguely from [TS]

◼   ► the last [TS]

◼   ► we can give can we hang something on [TS]

◼   ► that and then the calls are awkward at [TS]

◼   ► all the other movies as well but if you [TS]

◼   ► could sum up in like a sentence like [TS]

◼   ► empires like bad guys expecting the good [TS]

◼   ► guys good guys are hiding on snow planet [TS]

◼   ► like it and the next one is I that's are [TS]

◼   ► good guys trying to go get on soul he [TS]

◼   ► was frozen and the last movie will you [TS]

◼   ► notice the first the original trilogy [TS]

◼   ► the kraal always centers around the main [TS]

◼   ► characters like there's some big picture [TS]

◼   ► stuff but it always ends or begins with [TS]

◼   ► a main character i will these lies the [TS]

◼   ► rub because there is no matter what yeah [TS]

◼   ► there's no main character any the main [TS]

◼   ► characters of the prequels of a whole [TS]

◼   ► but especially episode 2 is the Galactic [TS]

◼   ► Senate and the Jedi Order there's no [TS]

◼   ► like we try they try and narrow it a bit [TS]

◼   ► like oh we should care about Anakin and [TS]

◼   ► obi-wan and Amidala and also Yoda and [TS]

◼   ► also the Jedi Council and also maybe [TS]

◼   ► charger like there's no centering force [TS]

◼   ► to any of this movie it's just a lot of [TS]

◼   ► tiny little vignettes that are supposed [TS]

◼   ► to string together and you're not quite [TS]

◼   ► sure how they all do which is [TS]

◼   ► inexcusable because again we're supposed [TS]

◼   ► to be learning ionic intensity darth [TS]

◼   ► vader and so you could write off the [TS]

◼   ► first movie but say surely now when we [TS]

◼   ► have an adult actor playing Anakin [TS]

◼   ► surely the focus will be on him how [TS]

◼   ► could it not be on him that's what these [TS]

◼   ► movies are about was like actually he's [TS]

◼   ► just kind of hanging around annoys you [TS]

◼   ► to illustrate this here's how have sowed [TS]

◼   ► fours crawl ends pursued by the Empire [TS]

◼   ► sinister agents Princess Leia races home [TS]

◼   ► about her starship custodian of the [TS]

◼   ► stolen plans that can save her people [TS]

◼   ► restore freedom to the galaxy and they [TS]

◼   ► cut from that to Princess Leia racing [TS]

◼   ► home aboard her starship with the stolen [TS]

◼   ► plans it flows in and tells you where [TS]

◼   ► you are supposed to this where I don't [TS]

◼   ► even remember how even the just the [TS]

◼   ► words are more days remember Army of the [TS]

◼   ► Republic yeah [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku even count dooku doesn't get [TS]

◼   ► caps no no just the army of the republic [TS]

◼   ► and see if I can pull us past the call [TS]

◼   ► here after the crawl [TS]

◼   ► they you know they show the ship flying [TS]

◼   ► in yeah and everything and I was struck [TS]

◼   ► by like how the the CG and the opening [TS]

◼   ► scene you know they cut from that like [TS]

◼   ► the people walking out of the ship in [TS]

◼   ► line [TS]

◼   ► platform the CG and the audio in the [TS]

◼   ► opening scene looks better than the [TS]

◼   ► first live-action shot and that's [TS]

◼   ► something I would find myself thinking [TS]

◼   ► throughout this entire movie that the cg [TS]

◼   ► although it is a look [TS]

◼   ► it hasn't aged all that well you can see [TS]

◼   ► kind of like the rough edges invariably [TS]

◼   ► looks better to me than the live action [TS]

◼   ► shots and I think the live action shots [TS]

◼   ► are aging works so that the CD was like [TS]

◼   ► oh this could be cool that's nice [TS]

◼   ► visuals and I cut to a bunch of people [TS]

◼   ► walking around on a green screen thing [TS]

◼   ► I'm like oh yeah i forgot those with [TS]

◼   ► this movement it's not even the lights [TS]

◼   ► that are terrible to the compositing [TS]

◼   ► right like exactly what they're putting [TS]

◼   ► contrast with the cgi she couldn't [TS]

◼   ► figure out how to time it [TS]

◼   ► it's that the people never look like [TS]

◼   ► they're in the scene with whatever is [TS]

◼   ► flapping around a matter understand why [TS]

◼   ► because that like if anyone would have [TS]

◼   ► the technology to integrate them like [TS]

◼   ► the cg itself is very well done it's [TS]

◼   ► just I think there's something off about [TS]

◼   ► it and it you know it makes me wish the [TS]

◼   ► entire movie with CG like when the ship [TS]

◼   ► goes by I was thinking boy ben burtt [TS]

◼   ► still makes the best engine noise and [TS]

◼   ► then we cut to a bunch of people walking [TS]

◼   ► around the green screen like uh well on [TS]

◼   ► the other hand there are places where [TS]

◼   ► the CG is really really bad like I think [TS]

◼   ► on Kamino in particular the Camino and [TS]

◼   ► look ridiculous anytime you're gonna go [TS]

◼   ► two characters in this film they are [TS]

◼   ► inevitably going to look worse because [TS]

◼   ► we have to remember too that this is [TS]

◼   ► 2002 right this is pre monsters inc pre [TS]

◼   ► hair revolutions in CG and 3d pre proper [TS]

◼   ► lighting engineering so they're still [TS]

◼   ► dealing with I can't remember the exact [TS]

◼   ► title term with it but they they [TS]

◼   ► basically are dealing with a much [TS]

◼   ► reduced kind of like a 256-color [TS]

◼   ► lighting spectrum to borrow like it [TS]

◼   ► they're dealing like with with the gif [TS]

◼   ► of CGI right now before they haven't [TS]

◼   ► gotten to like jpeg ER SVG maybe they [TS]

◼   ► maybe should've dealt with that by I [TS]

◼   ► don't know some practical effects [TS]

◼   ► hey you would think but I they want Yoda [TS]

◼   ► jumping around [TS]

◼   ► I have a note later that says the [TS]

◼   ► practical effects that were worse than [TS]

◼   ► both the CD and live actors at one point [TS]

◼   ► that it's rather have Anakin and and pad [TS]

◼   ► me getting out of like that stupid [TS]

◼   ► gondola looking thing later in the movie [TS]

◼   ► and that gondola thing looks to me like [TS]

◼   ► someone made a CG model and then someone [TS]

◼   ► looked at the CG model and made a [TS]

◼   ► real-life wooden representation of it [TS]

◼   ► and then they got out of the wooden [TS]

◼   ► thing it's like then the [TS]

◼   ► movie made from the novelization of the [TS]

◼   ► you-know-what yeah it's a little less [TS]

◼   ► because in the workflow it's it's two [TS]

◼   ► cycles through the end it just I was [TS]

◼   ► like that wooden boat is the worst thing [TS]

◼   ► I've ever seen in a movie [TS]

◼   ► it just looks dumb it looks fake it [TS]

◼   ► doesn't look like anything I've ever [TS]

◼   ► want to see and I was begging for it to [TS]

◼   ► be done in badlo red cg with bad [TS]

◼   ► lighting on it like that would have been [TS]

◼   ► a step up at least it goes away quickly [TS]

◼   ► and like they're CGI diner owner who's [TS]

◼   ► in the middle of the scrum forever [TS]

◼   ► well look we get there we'll get there i [TS]

◼   ► wanna i want to mention want to drag at [TS]

◼   ► least the so there's an assassination [TS]

◼   ► attempt after an entire movie of a Padre [TS]

◼   ► having did doubles that I couldn't tell [TS]

◼   ► apart even though it was keira knightley [TS]

◼   ► and not Natalie Portman but that you can [TS]

◼   ► listen to our episode 1 episodes for [TS]

◼   ► that and nothing really happens except [TS]

◼   ► there's a switcheroo at some point here [TS]

◼   ► in the very first scene it's like that's [TS]

◼   ► why she's got a double because her [TS]

◼   ► double is horribly killed in an [TS]

◼   ► assassination attempt while Padma is [TS]

◼   ► riding in the little like side ship and [TS]

◼   ► actually doesn't look like her [TS]

◼   ► yeah this double actually looks more [TS]

◼   ► like jimmy smits double she says I've I [TS]

◼   ► failed you senator don't know how did [TS]

◼   ► not recognize exactly what you're there [TS]

◼   ► for you right [TS]

◼   ► she might have failed her by telling not [TS]

◼   ► telling her to get the hell off the [TS]

◼   ► platform that wasn't she supposed [TS]

◼   ► they're very clearly herself not really [TS]

◼   ► in a disguise she's taking off for [TS]

◼   ► disguise and she's just standing there [TS]

◼   ► right where they just killed what they [TS]

◼   ► thought was hurt like hell oh and she's [TS]

◼   ► there for a very long time and this [TS]

◼   ► scene all MC and follows it also blows [TS]

◼   ► me away because it makes the Jedi seem [TS]

◼   ► completely clueless because they [TS]

◼   ► actually say well as far as we can tell [TS]

◼   ► these are some disgruntled spice miners [TS]

◼   ► back on Abu really angry spice miners [TS]

◼   ► why we have you clear everything going [TS]

◼   ► course and it would be so much easier to [TS]

◼   ► bum you like in space and at this point [TS]

◼   ► I started writing lines of dialogue and [TS]

◼   ► I find a lot of my notes from episode to [TS]

◼   ► our lines of dialogue just because i was [TS]

◼   ► just my mind bother them in that [TS]

◼   ► particular scene talking about the spice [TS]

◼   ► miners and here's here's padme's lines i [TS]

◼   ► love how she doesn't use contractions [TS]

◼   ► because that shows she's formulas is [TS]

◼   ► good we should just read the dialogue of [TS]

◼   ► this movie as a podcast tonight [TS]

◼   ► directions or instructions hairline [TS]

◼   ► do you have any idea who's behind this [TS]

◼   ► attack is a contraction at least and [TS]

◼   ► then they say the spice mine things and [TS]

◼   ► then she says I think that can Dooku was [TS]

◼   ► behind it [TS]

◼   ► okay great writing their own idea I [TS]

◼   ► think that I think that is countered [TS]

◼   ► that that is literally every line here [TS]

◼   ► there's no subtext [TS]

◼   ► yes again again with the text versus [TS]

◼   ► subtext even the sentence construction [TS]

◼   ► doesn't vary here almost I was counting [TS]

◼   ► the number of lines that are like I verb [TS]

◼   ► blank like I verb now I verb down I verb [TS]

◼   ► adjective i feel like it's almost every [TS]

◼   ► sentence for a period of maybe 15-20 [TS]

◼   ► minutes starts with every character [TS]

◼   ► saying I and only that but they're [TS]

◼   ► declarative sentences they're like I [TS]

◼   ► feel angry and upset yeah it's like oh [TS]

◼   ► you Europe the equivalent of pseudocode [TS]

◼   ► of yours in pseudocode you're not [TS]

◼   ► writing the actual computer code you [TS]

◼   ► want to do something just kind of [TS]

◼   ► sketching that vaguely ideas you know [TS]

◼   ► they're happening in Apple's behind [TS]

◼   ► andria and and they just they just took [TS]

◼   ► the pseudocode and I said but just have [TS]

◼   ► the people say that [TS]

◼   ► so you're thinking that maybe Lucas [TS]

◼   ► intended to go back into a second draft [TS]

◼   ► at some point all the George George [TS]

◼   ► these dialogues in brackets what does [TS]

◼   ► that mean why is it in brackets it's [TS]

◼   ► already headed to it later he was gonna [TS]

◼   ► give it to a writer and then someone to [TS]

◼   ► write the script does what he had it [TS]

◼   ► they had a writer [TS]

◼   ► they had a second writer on inhales [TS]

◼   ► right the great work with him on yahoo [TS]

◼   ► basically was like gasps sounds great [TS]

◼   ► George yeah I don't do much here let me [TS]

◼   ► do a couple typos corrections i'll just [TS]

◼   ► run spell check on it will be good [TS]

◼   ► we've got great actors like natalie [TS]

◼   ► portman you and mcgregor don't have seen [TS]

◼   ► did you not see episode 1i think the [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku is behind it could not be in [TS]

◼   ► any other movie have you ever heard like [TS]

◼   ► in turn i think that blank is behind it [TS]

◼   ► like you can't say that in a movie you [TS]

◼   ► would say like Count Dooku or it must be [TS]

◼   ► Count Dooku somewhat like even those are [TS]

◼   ► clichés but something anything just [TS]

◼   ► throw me a bone but even those would [TS]

◼   ► sound yet even those would be more [TS]

◼   ► sonnets and the stupid I mean it sounds [TS]

◼   ► like it was written by a third grader [TS]

◼   ► really a line featuring Count Dooku [TS]

◼   ► sounds juvenile that the dialogue in the [TS]

◼   ► original Star Wars there's a lot of [TS]

◼   ► cliche dialogue that sounds like [TS]

◼   ► something out of a cereal right it's you [TS]

◼   ► know I sure did you sell it [TS]

◼   ► yeah with with all the all the all the [TS]

◼   ► stuff on the Death Star with leia and [TS]

◼   ► all that but it's it is and it's a [TS]

◼   ► reference and it snowing here it's not [TS]

◼   ► like campy or over-the-top it's [TS]

◼   ► non-existent it's just flat it's a [TS]

◼   ► blizzard gates and it's I really think [TS]

◼   ► it's more the delivery than the dialogue [TS]

◼   ► like [TS]

◼   ► well I was just gonna say what what is [TS]

◼   ► it what is it [TS]

◼   ► how do you believe that dialogue well [TS]

◼   ► because we agree the delivery is [TS]

◼   ► terrible and we create the lines a [TS]

◼   ► terrible but how do you apportion the [TS]

◼   ► blame [TS]

◼   ► well I think it's due Co if he's behind [TS]

◼   ► the script and I mean it depends you can [TS]

◼   ► you if you can produce this script in a [TS]

◼   ► way where you can make it actually sound [TS]

◼   ► like rational dialogue then it's the [TS]

◼   ► delivery but I don't think that's [TS]

◼   ► actually possible i don't know i think [TS]

◼   ► no matter who you put in those roles [TS]

◼   ► this is going to sound terrible because [TS]

◼   ► it will repel the guy who wrote the [TS]

◼   ► script also directed these people and I [TS]

◼   ► think the apportionment doesn't really [TS]

◼   ► matter [TS]

◼   ► oh yeah atlantis on one person i'm just [TS]

◼   ► saying like because there are a lot of [TS]

◼   ► terrible lines in the original trilogy [TS]

◼   ► and and you know great actors managed to [TS]

◼   ► sell them in hindsight but like I don't [TS]

◼   ► like another thing that I think could [TS]

◼   ► not be made better is when obi-wan and [TS]

◼   ► Anakin are coming up in the elevator and [TS]

◼   ► trying to share that tale about remember [TS]

◼   ► when I thought gundarks pit like it's [TS]

◼   ► you know what that seen this supposed to [TS]

◼   ► do is supposed to show us that they're [TS]

◼   ► these guys had some wacky adventures [TS]

◼   ► together and they're bonding fell into [TS]

◼   ► that nightmare master and then we pause [TS]

◼   ► for one breath and then laugh because [TS]

◼   ► remember and everyone says oh start to [TS]

◼   ► restrained in this film at least that [TS]

◼   ► was that keeps on giving my impression [TS]

◼   ► like you get Padme you get Anakin and [TS]

◼   ► obi-wan in that elevator scene where [TS]

◼   ► despite the fact that they have this [TS]

◼   ► somewhat casual dialogue and it's one of [TS]

◼   ► the few instances of casual dialogue [TS]

◼   ► they have they are both so it's like [TS]

◼   ► there's a wall between them and for all [TS]

◼   ► we know they could have recorded their [TS]

◼   ► dialogue and their appearances [TS]

◼   ► separately thanks to the magic of CGI [TS]

◼   ► Harrison Ford does more acting with one [TS]

◼   ► lean it's possible that hayden [TS]

◼   ► christensen is entirely [TS]

◼   ► computer-generated time to take a brief [TS]

◼   ► break so that i can thank ausable for [TS]

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◼   ► audible and its Nexus by run as knob [TS]

◼   ► first book in a series but it's a great [TS]

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◼   ► he's a sci-fi writer he also writes [TS]

◼   ► nonfiction super nice guy and it's a [TS]

◼   ► really good book about a near-future [TS]

◼   ► experience where people have learned to [TS]

◼   ► hack the human brain and install an [TS]

◼   ► operating system that runs on and around [TS]

◼   ► your own neurons and gives people the [TS]

◼   ► ability to tap into the power of their [TS]

◼   ► minds and connect to other people's [TS]

◼   ► minds really really interesting book i [TS]

◼   ► was going to say mind-expanding but [TS]

◼   ► that's sort of what the books about to [TS]

◼   ► anyway really smart near future idea of [TS]

◼   ► augmented humanity i think it uh I think [TS]

◼   ► it's really worth your time it's [TS]

◼   ► available unabridged on audible and I [TS]

◼   ► think you should check it out [TS]

◼   ► nexus by run as nom on audible so get [TS]

◼   ► your free audio book it could be nexus [TS]

◼   ► it could be something else [TS]

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◼   ► incomparable the Jedi also i have to say [TS]

◼   ► i couldn't imagine that the Jedi that [TS]

◼   ► being a Jedi Master a Jedi Knight would [TS]

◼   ► be boring but there's a piece of [TS]

◼   ► dialogue that really kills me early on [TS]

◼   ► here where they mentioned that they that [TS]

◼   ► obi-wan can take care of her and watch [TS]

◼   ► her [TS]

◼   ► he's just back from from a border [TS]

◼   ► dispute and I thought wow that is a [TS]

◼   ► terrible job being a Jedi Knight because [TS]

◼   ► apparently that's what they don't fight [TS]

◼   ► with lightsabers use the Force [TS]

◼   ► no you go again to the bureaucrats and [TS]

◼   ► other boarders be I think the river [TS]

◼   ► belongs to us no no [TS]

◼   ► half the river belongs to us well let's [TS]

◼   ► get the Jedi in here to deal with this [TS]

◼   ► well Jason the Jedi are keepers of the [TS]

◼   ► Peace not soldiers of course this is why [TS]

◼   ► the Republic has fallen because they're [TS]

◼   ► using their guys with awesome magic [TS]

◼   ► powers and lightsabers to deal with [TS]

◼   ► border disputes again meanwhile he's [TS]

◼   ► rotting from the inside out touring [TS]

◼   ► terrible job i'm just saying terrible [TS]

◼   ► job by the way this movie brings you out [TS]

◼   ► of this boredom is that all you think [TS]

◼   ► you think you're bored now you think [TS]

◼   ► that that scene where the elevator was [TS]

◼   ► too boring that sounds like that sticks [TS]

◼   ► up their butts just wait and again is [TS]

◼   ► gonna meet Pat me and he's going to [TS]

◼   ► start to work with his amazing like you [TS]

◼   ► grow until yeah so have you grown more [TS]

◼   ► beautiful I mean can we talk about the [TS]

◼   ► age discrepancy a little bit because [TS]

◼   ► this is very strange [TS]

◼   ► this is apparently ten years after the [TS]

◼   ► previous movie and and natalie portman [TS]

◼   ► doesn't look any older but of course [TS]

◼   ► Jake Lloyd is now hayden christensen [TS]

◼   ► she'll howls what she wanted me for [TS]

◼   ► great justice 1441 episode waters movie [TS]

◼   ► yeah she's supposed to be 14 [TS]

◼   ► ok she was elected as Queen at 40 she [TS]

◼   ► wasn't the youngest queen ever elected [TS]

◼   ► and how old is Anakin eight [TS]

◼   ► yeah he's got easy and please so it's [TS]

◼   ► legal it's weird I've got some real [TS]

◼   ► issues with the whole concept of an [TS]

◼   ► elected queen by the way [TS]

◼   ► yeah i was looking that up on Wikipedia [TS]

◼   ► while we were watching tonight because i [TS]

◼   ► was very unclear about the whole [TS]

◼   ► mechanics of that I'm like really you're [TS]

◼   ► elected somebody who's 14 to govern your [TS]

◼   ► planet she was in the Legislative youth [TS]

◼   ► program [TS]

◼   ► yes and then it's like the model un [TS]

◼   ► never do I didn't know we elected people [TS]

◼   ► from the model un to you know service [TS]

◼   ► governor of us turns out nobody else on [TS]

◼   ► the booze quote I have no problem with [TS]

◼   ► this because I always viewed this as [TS]

◼   ► being one of these really you know [TS]

◼   ► bizarre things that grows up over over [TS]

◼   ► thousands of years where there's [TS]

◼   ► probably something about how we're going [TS]

◼   ► to take our our most brilliant children [TS]

◼   ► before their unsullied by political [TS]

◼   ► connections and we're going to you know [TS]

◼   ► elect them as the Queen the queen is is [TS]

◼   ► is not a in in most times it's just a [TS]

◼   ► ceremonial figure because the guy with [TS]

◼   ► the guy with the goatee is back there [TS]

◼   ► doing the actual work right okay you [TS]

◼   ► gotta work all way to get that job yeah [TS]

◼   ► course setup that makes sense if she's [TS]

◼   ► she's clearly only a figurehead that [TS]

◼   ► makes perfect sense but it appears [TS]

◼   ► there's based on the first movie that [TS]

◼   ► she is the one and only government [TS]

◼   ► official on all of that was that was [TS]

◼   ► extraordinary circumstances just so [TS]

◼   ► later is one the one time it matter it's [TS]

◼   ► so lazy for there to be a two-term limit [TS]

◼   ► in the Constitution wait i should point [TS]

◼   ► out there actually are other are there [TS]

◼   ► are other levers of power in the form of [TS]

◼   ► her various body doubles because they [TS]

◼   ► apparently you have shots they couldn't [TS]

◼   ► win there yet when they're the Queen [TS]

◼   ► that's good because apparently they're [TS]

◼   ► being asked to sacrifice themselves not [TS]

◼   ► for the hereditary ruler but just for [TS]

◼   ► the fourteen-year-old that was elected [TS]

◼   ► for her first term as Queen it's serving [TS]

◼   ► the duty of my planet all should have [TS]

◼   ► been in the Legislative youth program [TS]

◼   ► not the decoy youth program here we are [TS]

◼   ► talking about political science again [TS]

◼   ► what is this movie done to us [TS]

◼   ► so going back to going back to the [TS]

◼   ► relationship thing for a second [TS]

◼   ► the age discrepancy I don't notice so [TS]

◼   ► much in this film because they both look [TS]

◼   ► very young and it's kind of like okay [TS]

◼   ► whatever but watching this film 10 years [TS]

◼   ► later I don't think I realized just how [TS]

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◼   ► remember you in my dreams pocket also [TS]

◼   ► write as h goes in for a kiss she does [TS]

◼   ► not respond at all she's just staring [TS]

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◼   ► twilight you know it's like it's ok if [TS]

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◼   ► being a bad guy right [TS]

◼   ► maybe he's creepy but that the center of [TS]

◼   ► this movie is not so much that he's [TS]

◼   ► creepy and annoying which I guess hurts [TS]

◼   ► the movie if you wanted to be likable in [TS]

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◼   ► the premise of this movie is that [TS]

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◼   ► imagine anything that Anakin said has me [TS]

◼   ► presents being attractive to any woman [TS]

◼   ► that ever and somehow because the script [TS]

◼   ► because the script says oh she responses [TS]

◼   ► like oh yes that's totally a turn-on [TS]

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◼   ► a little each day since you came back [TS]

◼   ► really not like everything everything he [TS]

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◼   ► obi-wan he's just full of complaints [TS]

◼   ► seems like he's a loser he is an [TS]

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◼   ► that would be an interesting [TS]

◼   ► relationship dynamic but no you're right [TS]

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◼   ► never give up being creepy and [TS]

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◼   ► times i've walked into a bar and shouted [TS]

◼   ► they're like animals and i slaughtered [TS]

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◼   ► whining about obi-wan pad me says them [TS]

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◼   ► during this whole time she's totally [TS]

◼   ► flat but again if you follow the pace of [TS]

◼   ► the movie or like we're supposed to [TS]

◼   ► believe that she is falling in love with [TS]

◼   ► him it's like that the real howler lines [TS]

◼   ► at the end of this movie about how about [TS]

◼   ► how much in love they are like yeah that [TS]

◼   ► the number of scenes exist where they [TS]

◼   ► could theoretically have fallen in love [TS]

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◼   ► in those scenes but at a pace it out [TS]

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◼   ► the scene we're talking a senior playing [TS]

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◼   ► could have been very sweet and been like [TS]

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◼   ► instead know the last line of that scene [TS]

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◼   ► dreams leering look Padme looks down at [TS]

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◼   ► gotten myself into this guy is going to [TS]

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◼   ► saying oh I'm overwhelmed by how much he [TS]

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◼   ► silence and then they cut away and it's [TS]

◼   ► just it's it's maybe the best shot in [TS]

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◼   ► that shot is there other than hey its [TS]

◼   ► charge our doctors here [TS]

◼   ► the kid was charged are but it's not [TS]

◼   ► like that with dialogue it's just silent [TS]

◼   ► of Jar Jar like and there throughout [TS]

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◼   ► seemed kind of questionable in terms of [TS]

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◼   ► the emotion and the noise and light [TS]

◼   ► aren't you nothing that doesn't even [TS]

◼   ► notice he's in sleep mode [TS]

◼   ► I don't know that he's worse than the [TS]

◼   ► two Jedi in the next room who are [TS]

◼   ► bickering well their target while [TS]

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◼   ► is he fell asleep or something or that [TS]

◼   ► because they didn't break the little [TS]

◼   ► beams he's admitting just look around [TS]

◼   ► it's the only thing moving with bright [TS]

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◼   ► not know I mean the giant to their [TS]

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◼   ► room sense the danger eventually and [TS]

◼   ► jump in and killed the little worm [TS]

◼   ► things but there are two is fired wait [TS]

◼   ► okay wait I have to take issue with the [TS]

◼   ► way they kill them because when you have [TS]

◼   ► force powers you could just throw things [TS]

◼   ► against the wall instead you're gonna [TS]

◼   ► use a lightsaber and carefully choose [TS]

◼   ► from someone's face to slice it out of [TS]

◼   ► her hair was just trying to show off [TS]

◼   ► like that that if you're trying to look [TS]

◼   ► for some way the mannequin could do [TS]

◼   ► something that could conceivably be [TS]

◼   ► impressive maybe you could say [TS]

◼   ► demonstrating his jedi skillz x like [TS]

◼   ► floating stupid Paras around and stuff [TS]

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◼   ► we just put on a robot head i'm curious [TS]

◼   ► as to why it takes them Intel the [TS]

◼   ► centipedes are actually crawling into [TS]

◼   ► her hair to to sense it [TS]

◼   ► I sense it too for drawing Steve drama [TS]

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◼   ► senses it suddenly the answer to every [TS]

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◼   ► in the script they sense that r2d2 was [TS]

◼   ► beeping his sleep cycle instead of being [TS]

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◼   ► have Palpatine send Anakin to get pad me [TS]

◼   ► like the property is trying to do these [TS]

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◼   ► gonna send this guy to get that guy talk [TS]

◼   ► to this guy and ask her about that and [TS]

◼   ► you're like it seems like oh it's this [TS]

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◼   ► only reason any of these things work [TS]

◼   ► like Palpatine's his little plan to send [TS]

◼   ► people to various places and he knows [TS]

◼   ► that person is going to be sent to [TS]

◼   ► protect her and stuff is because the [TS]

◼   ► script says so like that you couldn't [TS]

◼   ► set off I if I send obi-wan to protect [TS]

◼   ► her the Nobel on the Jedi people who [TS]

◼   ► decide to Nana can protect her then and [TS]

◼   ► we'll get together with her because I [TS]

◼   ► know the next movie like if you follow [TS]

◼   ► the steps backwards [TS]

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◼   ► reason i do is like the handset because [TS]

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◼   ► incidentally just spending the whole [TS]

◼   ► night lecturing Anakin on how they're [TS]

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◼   ► incorporated and then there's this penny [TS]

◼   ► ends up in a speeder chase this is all [TS]

◼   ► happening three-dimensional [TS]

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◼   ► a whole chase happening and the notes i [TS]

◼   ► have here is it all seems really slow [TS]

◼   ► there's no wind that they completely [TS]

◼   ► lose the guy and then somehow are like [TS]

◼   ► he's over there and pick up the chase [TS]

◼   ► again which makes no sense at all [TS]

◼   ► there's a shortcut [TS]

◼   ► even though they're traveling in [TS]

◼   ► completely unfettered three-dimensional [TS]

◼   ► space [TS]

◼   ► yes there's a shortcut that leaves them [TS]

◼   ► several hundred feet higher and like a [TS]

◼   ► minute ahead [TS]

◼   ► so that's a really good shortcut i would [TS]

◼   ► like to complain about a line of [TS]

◼   ► dialogue here which was meant to be a [TS]

◼   ► light-hearted and airy and quippy it's [TS]

◼   ► when Anakin says oh you know master i [TS]

◼   ► couldn't find a speeder i really liked [TS]

◼   ► yeah I have to blame the director or [TS]

◼   ► somebody for not saying that line didn't [TS]

◼   ► work at all [TS]

◼   ► let's just cut it once more for safety [TS]

◼   ► please [TS]

◼   ► Hayden ya know that the director is the [TS]

◼   ► writer so you know he doesn't like [TS]

◼   ► anything claimed go ahead but like its [TS]

◼   ► it goes back to John's point about the [TS]

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◼   ► you've got this so it's a super [TS]

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◼   ► you cut to the people who are doing it [TS]

◼   ► and it's like they're going through a [TS]

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◼   ► and it just totally fails to make any [TS]

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◼   ► pression mean there's even a conveyor [TS]

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◼   ► the chase its I mean like will be [TS]

◼   ► zooming in on some neon colored color [TS]

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◼   ► looking at that for a while you know [TS]

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◼   ► scene where he he's figured out how he [TS]

◼   ► could get her because because they took [TS]

◼   ► the shortcut and he jumps out and jumps [TS]

◼   ► out of the car and falls all the way [TS]

◼   ► down to her and it's perfectly timed you [TS]

◼   ► never get any sense that he's been [TS]

◼   ► timing it or that he knows where it is [TS]

◼   ► it does even I like I get the point of [TS]

◼   ► of it happening and yet it isn't set up [TS]

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◼   ► like what how did that happen and then [TS]

◼   ► he he lands also i guess when they're on [TS]

◼   ► the ground they say that that that the [TS]

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◼   ► well did it which makes no sense at all [TS]

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◼   ► she's driving the ship where you see [TS]

◼   ► you're like her face flickr slightly and [TS]

◼   ► then when she dies she turns into going [TS]

◼   ► to her natural floor why didn't you just [TS]

◼   ► stay in the natural form the whole time [TS]

◼   ► as aliens all over this planet [TS]

◼   ► why don't you just turn into any other [TS]

◼   ► form and walk away like that she has her [TS]

◼   ► little cloth mouth covering which [TS]

◼   ► chicken [TS]

◼   ► yeah protects her fake identity great [TS]

◼   ► it's definitely take that off in the [TS]

◼   ► middle of flying around why not wait [TS]

◼   ► until you've gotten lost [TS]

◼   ► obviously she thinks it's very effective [TS]

◼   ► because you kinda looks around behind [TS]

◼   ► her like she's making sure no one's [TS]

◼   ► looking before she takes it off her [TS]

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◼   ► much wrong with the scene in addition [TS]

◼   ► just the whole like the resolution of [TS]

◼   ► the scene with the we think the assassin [TS]

◼   ► was hired by a bounty hunter like how [TS]

◼   ► many layers of contracting are going on [TS]

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◼   ► you're a bounty hunter you don't need to [TS]

◼   ► hire an assassin to do this but because [TS]

◼   ► they keep increasing and competence look [TS]

◼   ► again when they try to blow off the you [TS]

◼   ► know the senator when she lands she's [TS]

◼   ► there you could just picture off with [TS]

◼   ► the sniper rifle like any of these [TS]

◼   ► people could be killed at any time by a [TS]

◼   ► twentieth-century sniper on this planet [TS]

◼   ► who just wanders around the battlefield [TS]

◼   ► and yet but with all the advanced [TS]

◼   ► technology like the best way to kill her [TS]

◼   ► is with worms can we get some worms into [TS]

◼   ► her room at the poison dart shot it [TS]

◼   ► wanted like you have a mile away by the [TS]

◼   ► master ground should pad me with that [TS]

◼   ► done and done [TS]

◼   ► where's Padme during this whole chase if [TS]

◼   ► he could just kill people as well as he [TS]

◼   ► commanded subcontractors he'll be fine [TS]

◼   ► he just hired two Assassin's the first [TS]

◼   ► assassin gets all the bodyguards chasing [TS]

◼   ► them halfway across chorus on the other [TS]

◼   ► one just has to get through george r and [TS]

◼   ► the in the handmaiden [TS]

◼   ► I do like the fact that when the poison [TS]

◼   ► dart get shot at the bounty hunter [TS]

◼   ► obi-wan takes the opportunity to pull it [TS]

◼   ► out look at it and say toxic Dart [TS]

◼   ► thanks thanks Toby you are ok you just [TS]

◼   ► skipped past what I think is the dumbest [TS]

◼   ► thing in all of Star Wars is the [TS]

◼   ► death-sticks it's the bar name of the [TS]

◼   ► person who set who is trying to sell [TS]

◼   ► death-sticks it's Elian sleazebag o Neal [TS]

◼   ► I'm a sleazebag know because he is a [TS]

◼   ► sleazebag that it actually manages to [TS]

◼   ► top Count Dooku that's pretty good [TS]

◼   ► aliens sleazebag no yes route bag and [TS]

◼   ► although i think if you look carefully [TS]

◼   ► in the in that bar scene you can see [TS]

◼   ► both anthony daniels and Ahmed best two [TS]

◼   ► plays Jar Jar as well as is and you can [TS]

◼   ► see Lucas's Lucas's daughter's in there [TS]

◼   ► twice i think they give her two shots on [TS]

◼   ► camera [TS]

◼   ► I just assume all of the younglings [TS]

◼   ► later on our Lucas's kids it's got [TS]

◼   ► Mykelti will appreciate this wherever he [TS]

◼   ► is it reminded me of the bar scene in [TS]

◼   ► Star Trek 3 which is an attempt to [TS]

◼   ► create an energy future bar scene like [TS]

◼   ► in Blade Runner maybe even the original [TS]

◼   ► star wars but in fact it is not that [TS]

◼   ► interesting and seems kind of corny and [TS]

◼   ► this reminded me of that [TS]

◼   ► yeah but there's a lot of blade runner [TS]

◼   ► esque imagery with neon lights and I'm [TS]

◼   ► surprised that people with umbrellas [TS]

◼   ► plateau panels but they came they don't [TS]

◼   ► mind right up to that line and so that [TS]

◼   ► you know that the most Eisley cantina [TS]

◼   ► reflections with like obi-wan cutting [TS]

◼   ► off someone's arm and the whole idea i [TS]

◼   ► give that like at least at least that [TS]

◼   ► that type of thing having only one in a [TS]

◼   ► bar and cutting off someone's arm at [TS]

◼   ► least that doesn't involve dialogue so [TS]

◼   ► we're spared their spirits one aspect of [TS]

◼   ► the terror that is this movie were [TS]

◼   ► spared a line if you're going like this [TS]

◼   ► will probably come up again someday [TS]

◼   ► so much of this movie is just mindless [TS]

◼   ► callbacks you'll be the death of me haha [TS]

◼   ► i did they tried to the scene where like [TS]

◼   ► they show that the assassin creeping up [TS]

◼   ► and you they try to make you think he's [TS]

◼   ► creeping up and can instead of creeping [TS]

◼   ► up and we want but like it's done so [TS]

◼   ► badly like that cliché just events [TS]

◼   ► there either way you don't get someone's [TS]

◼   ► creeping up to a door but it's not the [TS]

◼   ► door you think it is and he opens the [TS]

◼   ► door and you realize it you know that [TS]

◼   ► whole cliché I were talking about it [TS]

◼   ► Jason mentioned bad editing like it's [TS]

◼   ► just not competently done nevermind that [TS]

◼   ► we don't care about these people and we [TS]

◼   ► know how it's going to turn out there's [TS]

◼   ► no actual attention [TS]

◼   ► it's just not done well well it's weird [TS]

◼   ► too because it's one of the few we were [TS]

◼   ► pointing out watching it that it's one [TS]

◼   ► of the few first person camera shots in [TS]

◼   ► Star Wars if there are any at all like [TS]

◼   ► you get a perspective shot from Anakin [TS]

◼   ► as he's walking through the bar and you [TS]

◼   ► get these wacky sort of moving close ups [TS]

◼   ► which feel very unstar Wars like because [TS]

◼   ► we don't see that kind of camera work [TS]

◼   ► anywhere else it's very odd now in the [TS]

◼   ► bar scene we do get a nice window into [TS]

◼   ► the importance of the master to Padawan [TS]

◼   ► a relationship when Anakin tells ob1 [TS]

◼   ► that he thinks that this this person [TS]

◼   ► they're chasing maybe a shape-shifter [TS]

◼   ► and the solid Jedi Master advice it gets [TS]

◼   ► back is be extra careful that's just [TS]

◼   ► good writing again [TS]

◼   ► ob1 thanks a lot man that's what my mom [TS]

◼   ► says every time I hang up the phone with [TS]

◼   ► her [TS]

◼   ► be careful that's huge it did quite [TS]

◼   ► gotten tell you [TS]

◼   ► that is that how you get that's how we [TS]

◼   ► learn that no see I'm willing to give up [TS]

◼   ► we won the benefit of the doubt here and [TS]

◼   ► so like yea alright be extra careful [TS]

◼   ► then I don't know I feel I end up [TS]

◼   ► feeling bad for obi-wan most last movie [TS]

◼   ► he was just a whiny annoying pain but [TS]

◼   ► now [TS]

◼   ► Anakin has grown into that role and most [TS]

◼   ► of the time I feel pretty bad for [TS]

◼   ► everyone especially later on when he's [TS]

◼   ► talking about like you know mace windu [TS]

◼   ► and you're like yet and Anakin to do [TS]

◼   ► this thing is like guys he is not ready [TS]

◼   ► for that they're like nope sorry we're [TS]

◼   ► sending him to do this thing and I'm [TS]

◼   ► like wow so really wasn't will be once [TS]

◼   ► no yeah i'm always looking for like any [TS]

◼   ► sympathetic characters movie and we want [TS]

◼   ► is the closest to being sympathetic I [TS]

◼   ► think what you want a greater comes the [TS]

◼   ► closest to rising above the material the [TS]

◼   ► situations and everything else involved [TS]

◼   ► in this movie and trying to make a [TS]

◼   ► character that you perhaps have some [TS]

◼   ► pity for if only pity that he has to be [TS]

◼   ► in this movie at least he's now [TS]

◼   ► graduated from the Padawan rat tail [TS]

◼   ► yes admittedly it's to the full fledge [TS]

◼   ► force mullet but at least he doesn't [TS]

◼   ► have to carry that braid right hey that [TS]

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