Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► hi Marilyn that's going [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► mmm-mmm-mmm still like yours better [TS]

00:00:16 ◼   ► I've heard that in a while all bomb 20 [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► well I with John Roderick and he's on [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► lunch today [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► that's pretty good although i'm not sure [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► like what the shit splat sound that will [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► be the baby they are not John go John [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► Roderick way two people loves is a new [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► wave parodies with fart jokes [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► mmm i just recently signed them to stop [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► saying that no my god i got it just it's [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► one of those jokes that nobody gets but [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► us and once we're dead [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► there will be no one left i can think of [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► at least one and possibly two of our [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► supposed listeners who I think will get [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► they may not think it's funny but I'll [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► get it [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► you're right you're right i can think of [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► at least one who will get it and think [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► it's funny i selected his band name [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► I know today is not it's not my python [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► joke it's a yahoo the other is the music [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► guy from the Rutles what's-his-name you [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► know I mean Neil Innes illness it's [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► annie lennox banjo right no one has been [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► junk haha what is the catalog you know [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► it's better you know it'll get a lot of [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► people think a lot of people let's be [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► honest a lot of a lot of people don't [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► think though who you know what let's [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► circle back to that a lot of people [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► think Monty Python joke is pretty nerdy [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► but I think Neil Innes joke is sublime [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► it's very it's very deep like riddles [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► that you ever see that rubble spooning [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► it was the thing with the Reynolds who [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► hey I i don't know about you but in this [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► in the late seventies I got a lot of my [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► early music from the the one-dollar LP [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► rack who cut out that at the drugstore [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► and you know my mom would go to the [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► drugstore because she needed to buy some [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► a sum like [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► that rubbing alcohol and some band-aids [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► and the drugstore was always a thing as [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► a kid where I mean even now as an adult [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► I walk into the drugstore I'm like what [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► are all these Isles what what are all [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► these things are they splints are people [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► buying like like face masks and stuff [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► here what why does the drugstore need so [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► many hours I know you go to the [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► drugstore all the time maybe you can [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► help me with twice a day but so i would [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► go to the drugstore and there was a big [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► selection of of dollar LLP's and that's [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► where i got Frank's at Frank Zappa's [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► orchestral record as recorded by the [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► London Philharmonic and that's where I [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► cod a Neil Young and Crazy Horse's [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► reactor a record i still listen to and [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► that set that set quite comfortably next [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► to the gene Simmons solo record for [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► about forty two years that's right 99 [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► cents everyone you were never in your [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► life never more than a quarter mile away [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► from the cut copy of reactor yeah [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► reactor still out there that's where i [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► got Terrapin station by the Grateful [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► Dead I think Machinehead by deep purple [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► i found one time in the 99-cent rack so [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► while my friends were buying foreign or [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► four and Billy the Squires emotions in [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► motion [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► I was hopeless thing to machine head and [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► reactor and wondering why I was out of [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► step with my peers but one of the [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► records that i bought at that on the [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► 99-cent racket that at the bartells [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► drugs was the Rutles album which I [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► thought from the you know a lot of these [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► things i just bought because of the [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► cover and walking ago I look so good [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► yeah like you walk in there with a copy [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► of trouser press you know you're gonna [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► you're gonna take some chances and it's [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► only a buck it's 1969 you know so i [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► bought us about the rebels record and I [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► mean I was at the at the beginning of [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► what became a lifetime people's [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► obsession [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► and-and-and but you know what it was i [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► discovered the Rutles before i [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► discovered Monty Python wow that's weird [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► i know so the rebels were [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► the rebels were the gateway to monty [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► python rather than the other way around [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► and so nice Thai definitely struggled at [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► first to understand every all the [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► nuances it was it before you were really [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► into the beatles I was getting into the [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► beat so a lot of it must have seemed a [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► little nuanced it was we know because [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► until I was 10 years old my [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► understanding of music was that count [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► that count basie was a contemporary [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► artist but however its innovative I [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► can't do that if you're in Paris the [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► only pop records that we had were eight [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► track tapes and they were Jackson 5's [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► greatest hits and a studio 54 a the [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► disco compilation and I Simon and [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► Garfunkel's bridge over troubled water [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► and the beatles revolver those were the [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► four pop 8-track tapes we had so up [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► until I was ten like that was the only [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► exposure i had to music that was not [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► being played on a clarinet I my god [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► that's brutal did you feel relieved [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► well I had all that stuff memorized [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► their nets in excess can be rough [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► tell you what but it was it was when I [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► was in fifth or sixth grade and started [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► to meet those kids that that that that [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► feathered their hair with a with a giant [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► plastic comb that they carried in their [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► back pocket that stuff like six inches [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► of above their pants when I started to [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► meet those kids that were a little bit [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► rougher and they turned me onto the the [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► radio basically they said you don't [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► listen to the radio you know there was [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► those the heyday of album-oriented rock [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► and so they said you know you need to [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► listen to what what was at the time in [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► Anchorage 10 2.5 the the rock station [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► and the the first this kid was over at [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► my house and he's like I had my right [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► and my radio i did i did have a clock [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► radio but it was set to the station [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► I think maybe my mom found a radio [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► station when she put the group the clock [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► in my room and it was just always on [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► there i didn't i guess i didn't I was [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► not one of those kids that looked at a [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► radio and thought turn the knobs [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► I was a kid that looked at the radio and [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► went knobs and we eat just listen to [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► whatever came on [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► well so she turned to to the radio [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► station that played like seals and [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► Crofts and that was that was that era of [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► of like what [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► asia maybe a little bit priagent what [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► was that what how would you describe [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► that music like my yacht rock sort of [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► like super soft drop ya damn and/or [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► Christopher Cross Christopher Cross [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► there was a period where there was a lot [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► of very gentle so gentle so gentle it [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► was like it was like petting a rabbit's [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► vagina [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► yeah now you could not have mentioned it [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► that sounds really oddly appealing know [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► what I mean like I find it so comforting [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► rabbit and you're just like pad skipper [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► habit to that the rabbits happy you're [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► happy [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► yeah and then this friend came over he [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► that he was wearing his baseball hat on [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► backwards before that was even a thing [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► and he had a giant comb in his back [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► pocket and feathered hair and a puka [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► shell necklace he was like why you [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► listening to this crap any tune he just [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► wants obtain the radio and the first [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► thing that came on i am the walrus [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► oh ok on the radio on the radio and I [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► was like what is this in seen music and [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► he said are you kidding me it's the [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► Beatles I thought that first time I [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► heard that I thought it was so scary [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► it was totally terrifying particularly [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► since I thought I understood the beatles [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► I've been listening to revolver I got [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► that was one of you knows one of my [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► favorite records right up there with you [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► know Count Basie's jumping at the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► Woodside and and this this music comes [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► on the scene scene music and I just [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► stared at the radio like I'm [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► comprehending and and and completely it [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► just transformed me in and in a moment [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► you know just as it just as it would [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► have done to somebody 10 years earlier [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► in 1968 this is 1978 and I was like mind [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► blown [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► instantly blow [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► so they make you to make you curious for [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► more well yeah then I immediately went [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► and you could you could talk about you [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► talk about the Blue Album you could get [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► the blue album and the red album also at [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► the drugstore that those were 599 those [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► were not one dollar records that was [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► that was a pricier but it was a double [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► album and i bought them immediately and [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► then I was basically all I listen to you [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► until you know my first my first [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► teaching those albums which you know I [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► knew there was at my cousins were five [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► and ten years older than me and so [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► they're really into the beatles and [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► enjoyed this is never touch you [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► inappropriately not not to my mind I was [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► that it was all appropriate far as I was [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► concerned was a good good i'm gonna say [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► that's how it is in your family [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► ok so that's how it is in there was a [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► ferris bueller that's a little Ferris [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► Bueller reference for some of the sort [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► of young people remember her knees roush [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► the female lead the girl belongs here [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► and off [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► yes everybody's she had one really cute [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► knees i have to say that admit we may [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► have discussed Susanna Hoffs earlier in [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► the back in episode which ID gentleman [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► about it but I felt I always felt like a [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► like Sloan she just wasn't my type she's [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► too skinny [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► oh my god she was like she wasn't my [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► type because she was unattainable she's [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► very cute i have to admit it mentioned [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► in my ad Diane Court pile here like the [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► girl from The Wonder Years [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► oh well Whitney with me you know she has [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► math things that she teaches kids math [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► sections asking that she doesn't mapping [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► google any sexy math I i will not only [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► am I gonna try googling I'm gonna put it [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► in my broom my menu bar i'm gonna put on [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► my special place might my cousins have [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► been really into the beatles they had [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► never and remember this bed on the floor [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► idioms it there Ohioans oh no one in [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► Florida listen to the beatles right now [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► but used to be back in the day so my [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► cousin my eldest cousin is 10 years [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► older than me i had an original copy of [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► the white album with serial number and [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► everything and he had the forefoot [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► working with the four photographs of [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► then I like onyx photographs on his door [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► so you know I've been around the [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► Whitehall looks like a milk cow [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► well I think that's maybe one of the [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► classic john lennon pictures i mean he [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► he just looks so John Lennon it is but [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► you know I I hate that look on John you [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► don't like always get along here I'm a [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► sergeant pepper John guy everything from [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► everything from rubber sole to sergeant [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► pepper I think he looks amazing and then [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► he started growing his hair long he just [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► looks like Williams photographs when [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► they're recording rubber soul especially [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► revolver and Paul had the glasses [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► no she has man they are they are up [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► there they're like Chet Baker buddy [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► holly like they're up there in the wow [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► you guys look so cool and you have no [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► idea so cool no idea how cool you look [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► well this is the thing about the fifties [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► and sixties and connect to my records [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► were done [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► yes you can just go ahead and it's very [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► unusual that you are the one who wants [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► to return to a story there are stairs [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► there's a ceiling I've tried to tell [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► three times before finally going to get [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► out today but we're three by five card [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► here i'm going to write it down we're [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► gonna circle back to that and if it's if [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► it's bad I can't i'll cut it out up in [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► any case any good haha in the fifties [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► and sixties they changed car designs [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► every year they changed the the fashion [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► but like the men's and women's clothing [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► fashion designers had a slide rule in [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► their pocket every year they and for a [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► period of 20 years every year they they [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► designed a brand-new car and brand new [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► clothes and brand-new everything for for [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► the for for a year and that some of the [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► best designer in in history some of the [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► best Americans industrial design every [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► one of those years now you know the [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► chrysler sebring has been in production [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► since 1989 and all they do is change the [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► air freshener and the that you don't [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► like right they don't even change the GT [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► cars from 5256 and 59 and i'll bet you [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► could eyeball with in like a year like [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► what your that came out without you take [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► night 92 and 96 and 99 forget it now I [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► mean they look like tylenol [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► when it went in 1985 if you had a 15 [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► year old car from 1970 right now think [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► about that Vietnam experience they had [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► an ltd it was really hard to tell or [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► continental it was hard to tell how old [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► that was because I mean buicks and old [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► all those kinds of cars that my mom had [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► an early eighties car that look pretty [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► much like a smaller version of a car [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► from making 73 [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► well yeah that started have that started [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► happening in the mid-seventies but I [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► mean a big guy like me i can tell you [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► the model year of every American car [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► from 85 to 92 64 65 Mustang absolutely i [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► can see it from across the street [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► contrast the grill because the little [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► doesn't think the guy at the hexagon [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► versus the rectangular grill had a [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► friend with a 60 64 and half mustang [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► with pony interior [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► i SAT an argument voices run across the [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► seat John that's very nice i already [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► argued with a Danish guy one time about [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► the headlight surrounds on a 65 cadillac [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► seville versus a 66 cattle and I guess [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► that this is a man it was intimidating a [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► dane dane it's very similar to when you [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► when you when you start a story by [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► saying i was at the model train store [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► that you don't have to specify your talk [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► okay [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► who is that the dungeon dice Waterhouse [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► was it was the model train store and [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► just talking to somebody always a guy I [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► was that I was it a steely dan meetup [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► haha but anyway yes there's gas in the [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► car [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► it's 2012 right now could you I mean [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► legitimately if you saw a car from 1997 [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► would you be able to even place it [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► within 10 years of when it was built now [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► and i think i started i think there's [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► always a five-year what the fuck period [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► around most cars and I remember this [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► starting do you remember when the [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► fucked-up Thunderbirds came out about [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► 8345 and this is a little cancel it is [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► taking that you call them the fucked-up [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► Thunderbirds because hate him [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► there were so many people who thought [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► that would mean that the federal bird [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► was the first the first pregnant [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► porpoise who it was that it was the [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► moment when the cars in America went [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► from being a shoe box on top of the shoe [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► box [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► to being around you like a like a beluga [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► whale pumping in the American cars and [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► internet the the Nissan's the Toyotas [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► started the back over there is one car [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► and underground where it looked like an [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► ATM machine or our night deposit every [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► word or a doorstop something you'd kick [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► precisely japanese or stopped up you [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► have to get think i had to go pink phone [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► for just a minute to take surprised [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► they're very surprisingly but then think [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► about the thing about the way the music [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► and the culture change between 1960 in [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► 1970 and and think about how the music [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► and culture has not changed between 2002 [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► and 2012 nights it's staggering I mean [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► this is such a cliche but it's still [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► just in my head all the time if you take [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► the whatever major label period of the [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► beatles it's 1963 to 1970 which is like [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► 2005 till now right which is basically [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► the amount of time it's been since I [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► last recorded an album is a good record [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► my entire that the entire beatles career [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► could be fit into the time between the [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► labrum from please please me to let it [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► well technically to be right technically [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► later right [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► it was it was it was didn't record let [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► it be first they did but you know it's [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► all they were done by I think that [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► canonical can't let it be you don't [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► count let it be [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► put it on a card put a bird on it i [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► heard i was driving on the on the road [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► the other day listening to the radio [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► really and you lose up that I thought [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► you didn't do that I don't know i'll do [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► it sometimes and a tune from let it be [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► naked that caused so much better [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► well better accept [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► except it's basically star wars without [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► the soundtrack starts it's basically [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► hand shooting second let you know yeah [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► you know quickly save this this is a big [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► show you know what we're going to do the [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► paul mccartney show i will give you one [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► track from that record that is [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► surprisingly astoundingly better i think [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► you know the song ever there's one song [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► on there that nobody in the band was [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► matter about them especially Paul than [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► one particular song because it's so [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► fucking over-the-top but if you go back [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► into this long when you read which I [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► love the films but i love that respect [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► it's coming now if you go back and [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► listen the original it's like listen to [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► Paul play yesterday or something if I [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► heard that one first [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► sure i would go on my god i get you [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► think about yesterday in fact it's so [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► unadorned yes is so perfect but you know [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► now when I go back I'm in my head I'm [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► going bump bump bump bump absolutely i'm [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► adding strings in my head I don't care [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► ok on base like to not have that in [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► there is like yeah okay playing your [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► fucking demos yeah okay I but to your [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► point okay so I there was a thing I [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► think it came on the I think it came [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► with the AH the stupid nineties whatever [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► when they put out the lose everything [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► else we had that you stop pirating by [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► this but there was a little maybe it was [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► maybe it was on the PBS thing but there [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► are these little featurettes they were [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► kind of annoying but they were little [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► like motion graphic featurettes for each [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► record there were like 10 minutes long [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► and I could watch the 14 revolver over [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► and over just because Paul look so [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► fucking cool and just because you've [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► never heard the altar i think i sent you [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► you heard the two alternate takes well [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► there's one an alternative and your bird [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► can sing with and without background [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► vocals never heard it i use them it's [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► really different but you can hear is one [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► take when they're trying to add [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► harmonies to it and they're so high and [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► all they do they cackled with laughter [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► John and Paul cackle with laughter [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► through the entire take completely [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► freely and I swear to God I get sad and [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► happy and set every time I listen to it [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► like a happy because it's so awesome to [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► hear these guys having fun and it's so [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► set because you realize there may be [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► three more times that [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► we're in a room together and didn't want [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► to fucking kill each other John was so [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► unhappy [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► yeah but there's I and laughing [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► recording one of my all-time favorite [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► song I just think that song is [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► astounding [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► it's great and I i frankly I have a [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► videotape of me in nineteen who wouldn't [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► be 1989 trapped in a bathroom at my drug [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► dealers house with another friend and [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► his cockatiel didn't try to make out [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► with you [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► no no this was different you really [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► understand your second 89 and you're [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► trapped in a bathroom with a cockatiel [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► not strapped but somehow trapped inside [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► you can't get out the UN the birds just [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► as stuck as you are oh it wasn't that I [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► wasn't that I was trapped but that but [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► rather that I had trapped the bird in [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► the bathroom [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► we were we were we were there where's [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► your self and he was he was it was one [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► of those it was like right after the [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► harvest and the whole every flat surface [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► in the house was covered with marijuana [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► they were sorting it and clipping it and [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► drying it and doing it all the stuff [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► that you do when you have a big harvest [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► of marijuana and we were there and we [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► were so incredibly stoned at a certain [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► point and then and of course he's a drug [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► dealer right so he has birds [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► yeah yeah we get drunk times you have a [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► snake or a popular pig or a a tarantula [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► or something like that he had a cocktail [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► and the bird was just flying freely [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► through the house calling Bob Marley [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► haha haha [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► it is a great bird at a certain point [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► I'm very stoned and I start trying to [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► catch I want to get the bird and so I'm [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► walking around the house of the birds [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► can't stay away from me like hopping [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► from the lamp to the table and I'm like [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► I gotta get the bird is he clipped well [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► no so so at a certain point like I'm [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► gonna get this bird and the bird figures [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► out that it's not going to be enough to [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► just go from lamp the lamp and he starts [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► to fly and then he's flying around this [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► apartment and I'm running after him like [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► falling over the the couches and my [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► friend joins the chase and the bird goes [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► in the bathroom and and and purchase on [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► the shower curtain rod and I go in there [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► and my friend goes in there my friend [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► has his video camera [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► and.and I shut the door because I'm [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► trying to keep the bird i want to get [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► the bird not not to do anything bad to [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► and I just want to pet the burn [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► I just want to say i just want to see [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► the bird and we're in the bathroom and [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► the bird is like oh shit I did the wrong [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► thing coming in here now I'm trapped in [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► this bathroom and I'm trying to get it [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► and he starts on he starts flying around [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► this bathroom which is you know eight by [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► eight and i'm falling into the tub and I [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► grabbed the shower curtain and pull the [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► rod and the curtain down on top of [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► myself and the shower goes on and the [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► bird is flying in circles squawking [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► we're all week none of us can breathe me [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► the friend or the bird because we're all [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► so high it's the funniest thing that [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► ever happened and the fact that i have [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► that videotape not a thing I would ever [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► show to anyone in the world I can't even [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► believe I'm describing it but i never [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► have to smoke pot again because i have [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► that moment recorded that is as high as [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► you ever need to be and if I want if I [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► ever feel like I need to get higher feel [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► like I want to feel what it's like to be [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► high [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► I'm just watch that did you know that's [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► right did you see here i am I to infer [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► hear that she serenaded the bird with a [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► paul mccartney song i know i think at [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► that point it was where every 180 but [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► you didn't you and your bird can sing to [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► the bird know everyone at that party was [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► on a strict led zeppelin diet at that [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► point who I the bird included so no I [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► think if I think the battle of evermore [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► was probably playing with loud and [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► eventually the door somebody opened the [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► door and the bird got out and I was in [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► the bathtub covered with shower curtain [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► with the honor thought it was the [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► greatest the greatest moment of my life [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► it might have been it might have been [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► right at I want a peek right then and [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► the rest is just been a 0 an arduous [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► slog a long slog in a brown advil long [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► and winding slong anyway who what I want [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► to talk about right now is your cousins [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► ok talking about the Beatles i was just [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► all I was gonna say was and now it's [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► it's it's less impactful as we used to [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► say office phone number [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► well no I I you know whenever I would go [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► to the mall i like my mom when I would [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► go to the mall because I didn't have a [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► car or anything it's just the mall [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► manager videos but i was thirteen [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► fourteen fifteen sixteen go to the mall [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► Oh what about 16 17 18 25 talking to the [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► mall with your mom you know what you [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► like the chick-fil-a together with she [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► would she buy you some kettle corn [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► maiden have kettle corn in up but she [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► put would you buy you a orange julius [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► try orange julius like a feather rub [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► clip earring now I'd say that my mom [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► can't borrow five dollars and of course [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► I would never pay it back bar because [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► you want to take one for your parents [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► you always ask if you borrow it right [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► there was no never never paid their [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► parents back anything ever [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► I didn't I once asked my dad if I could [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► borrow some money to buy a man it's like [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► instead borrow I was like yeah borrow [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► you've never borrowed it sounds like [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► you're gonna make me say it tomorrow [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► hey guys I only one is a van and a [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► little bit of dignity [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► yeah i'm gonna make me say give me the [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► money on borrowing it had taken out of [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► your allowance about but yeah i would [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► really go to Annie know and and what I [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► think we've talked about this at length [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► but you know when when you're don't have [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► a lot of dell any buying records you [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► don't have that many chances you do a [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► lot of research and and stuff but I [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► can't go to other people just go to the [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► drugstore and buy the one getting to [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► that well so we would i would go to [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► record bar and Camelot because those are [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► the two stores and flip it through all [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► the albums but let me tell you what I [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► with three dollars less than it usually [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► costs as you say my first appeals albums [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► because i estimate with the white album [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► and so I and until like probably college [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► I still refer to it as the red album is [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► them in the blue album sure which are [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► those for those of you who don't know [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► shame on you but I was the Beatles [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► greatest hits up to about paperback [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► writer is a double album of right up to [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► like the break like paperback writer and [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► everything changed and well I guess some [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► people would say [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► I'll show us what the gringo drumbeat [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► single 0 for tomorrow never knows now [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► the one with the big single where I [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► important matter anyhow the first room [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► mmm the best wrinkle beat ever i think [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► might be rain team interesting it's [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► really colorful now you know the song i [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► mean the the John song for when you [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► still writing good songs and we're [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► talking about the Beatles on this [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► podcast so we're doing anyway I from my [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► mom and I went to a person's and that's [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► right mr. biome elves the end my god I'm [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► glad I don't date you [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► haha just so many levels is the shirts [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► is the birds [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► yeah it's the bells as the candles [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► that's my favorite him know that movies [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► with the bells in the candles [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► there's a lot of doesn't sell can do all [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► the things you treasure there are a lot [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► of reasons that everyone who used to [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► Damien doesn't now is glad that they [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► don't date me now but there's a little [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► but there's a little taste of melancholy [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► and that's not to get herb alpert making [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► 78 I come home from school [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► there is an innocuous looking a thick [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► album shaped box on my doorstep you're [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► 16 at this point I was 11 and I picked [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► up picked it up and went inside [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► yeah and it's album shape walk walk my [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► dog and it was from RCA when you left [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► the box unopened and walk your dog came [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► inside so to speak and I walk my dog [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► whatever point being there's a box I [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► open this up its it gets sent to the [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► wrong person that you do you open up [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► other people's stuff right [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► oh I don't do that and it was somebody's [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► like six for a penny box of RCA joining [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► up records and this is a business became [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► a very important day for me when I tried [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► to explain this data for many many years [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► know that long be and 1878 some of the [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► age so what would have been best of the [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► Beach Boys Frampton Comes Alive kiss [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► destroyer and rock and roll over the [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► monkeys greatest hits and the best of [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► Dolly Parton [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► people oh oh my god that explains this [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► time a guy this is that this point i [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► owned the star wars soundtrack write the [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► story of Star Wars write an entire now [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► my mother and father had been were [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► veterans of the RCA music club so we [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► also had five thousand eight tracks of [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► mantovani and Percy Faith uh-huh ok [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► check off the easy listening boxer Roger [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► Whittaker any of that ship was already [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► hitting hard the term or her for her [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► sure yeah he's good Whistler you know he [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► started out as a whistle like slim [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► whitman he was slim slim yodeled and i [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► whistled and I believe he whistled and [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► Roger Whittaker was primarily a Whistler [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► you know i'm i'm actually not a bad [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► Whistler beer to throw please continue [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► that was very again very popular in the [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► cross the Christopher Cross period the [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► the reformed America period right right [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► right well you know i was listening to [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► some of my dental records the other day [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► and I and we're really looking forward [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► to the to the vocal style the male vocal [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► style of Who coming back because that [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► the tremulous crude about like really [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► like old like dancing your stuff and [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► yeah it is it's such an unappealing [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► vocal style I cannot believe [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► well it explains why so much of the big [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► band music was instrumental [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► because when somebody started to sing [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► maybe in the swing era but in the big [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► band era there were some really mr. [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► Sinatra started you know it was a Tommy [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► Dorsey and there was a lot of apparently [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► I'm your father-in-law where you're [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► explaining to me where Sinatra got to [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► start let me get a fucking three by five [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► card here [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► oh you tell me you know more about Frank [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► Sinatra let me write this down [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► Merlin knows about Frank Sinatra Tommy [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► Dorsey in any case so I commit so here's [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► the thing again you should understand [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► that at this point I don't own a lot of [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► LPS I going to have mostly remember uh [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► was called you have sesame street fever [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► no time this is the nineteen seventies [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► what the fuck you talking about i had [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► show-and-tell had a show-and-tell [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► remember show-and-tell you get it was [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► kind of like a an audio-visual version [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► of like a few master you got this little [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► thing had a little [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► screen and required yeah you mean like a [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► little slide show you learn about having [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► Hillary or whatever i'm sure i don't [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► think i had 1i think of friend had one [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► that's what i play my records on to [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► understand seriously like for Christmas [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► in 1977 i want to say I was a Star Wars [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► Christmas you know i got like I got the [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► soundtrack [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► that's the records that i had then I [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► came home and there was six well [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► discounting is Dolly Parton six rocket [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► rockers only record yeah i mean i know [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► you know giant kiss fan but with the [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► imagine being 11 and getting to suddenly [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► go to kiss records [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► well i heard of an eleven-year-old boy [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► in Florida is absolutely ohio ohio right [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► then listen to kissimmee florida uh that [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► is that is right in kisses we'll have to [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► chill in particular I mean I was kind of [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► scared of kiss even though i have [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► friends that were in to kiss i still [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► thought they were kind of scary the [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► blockheads certain service you know it's [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► true i wasn't nights [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► they're all the kids in st. service at [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► all that's even better that's so much [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► better [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► good service rawr but there are two in [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► particular I mean I was familiar now in [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► your case like you're talking about the [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► clock radio is just listen am radio all [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► day long I mean I knew every song but [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► like them and i watch The Monkees of [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► course so the monkeys greatest hits and [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► the best of the Beach Boys which is a [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► really good best of but those two in [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► particular like I just I would just play [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► those first comes alive even it wasn't [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► that into it because you know what it's [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► not that good it's arguably one of the [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► most overrated records of all time I [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► think close to if not the most overrated [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► records that you do go get your copy a [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► friend comes alive could trade it for a [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► copy of odyssey in oracle everything [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► will change everything will change but [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► what people like about frampton comes [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► alive is that it sounds like the smell [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► of marijuana [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► yeah you know exactly what sounds like a [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► one-hitter I think people should trade [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► their frampton comes alive for a Judas [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► Priest's live album unleashed in the [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► East that the one with the long green [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► manalishi sell up [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► yes yeah now unleashed in the East is [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► going to take you if your little if you [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► are not a Judas Priest fan or you are [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► like a um ambivalent to Judas Priest [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► anyway if you listen to unleash in the [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► East which is one of those live albums [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► which is arguably just a bunch of [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► overdubs right over the sound gets [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► inspired a lot of people people people [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► screaming in in Japanese if you don't [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► mind I don't mind this sound for 46 [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► minutes [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► yeah it sounds like somebody left a [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► steam valve open [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► it's either but this album is it is [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► absolutely phenomenal crying now knows [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► that it said this is when he still had [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► hair and stuff right that's but this is [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► before British steel right [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► yes it is and it's and it's effectively [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► a greatest hits of Judas Priest up to [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► nineteen seventy-nine or whatever came [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► and you all those albums that just [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► priest in the early to mid seventies [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► they were all concept albums they all [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► had like side to was just one giant song [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► and six movements and watching old [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► videos of him when he had like his bald [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► head long hair when you look like The [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► Rocky Horror guy like the idea were much [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► closer to prague in a lot of these [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► efforts [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► absolutely they were made they were like [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► coming out coming out from Queen rocky [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► horror very much but Michael didn't meet [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► again no real singles it wasn't until [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► the new wave of British heavy metal that [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► people understood what heavy metal [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► should really look like I mean between [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► like I know I know you wouldn't count [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► Motorhead nap between like to set [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► Motorhead but definitely what like Saxon [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► Iron Maiden those bands with the spikes [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► like that's what people figured out what [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► heavy metal should look like he's he [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► looked like he looked like a leathery [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► gay man is what he looked like it just [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► happened to fit in with what metal [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► became but people used to look more [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► don't you think people with on measures [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► they used to just look more like stoners [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► in in heavy metal unless you Ritchie [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► Blackmore or running change do i think [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► that i think that there was a time and [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► this may be just because we were we were [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► kids then and so adults some adults [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► seemed especially scary anyway but but [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► we were alive in a time when the the net [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► amount of mail scariness like the mean [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► scariness of adult men was much higher [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► than it is now I'll astoundingly hire [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► you know like everything everything was [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► scarier than you ever did not have to [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► and it's not just because we work [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► because i remember being a teenager and [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► feeling this way to that it that adult [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► men were not to be trifled with [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► and they did not need to advertise that [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► they were scary by wearing clown makeup [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► or by going i 4get just a man in a denim [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► jacket with a cigarette in one hand in [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► and a wrench in the other hand was an [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► unpredictable and dangerous animal that [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► you have that you if you could avoid you [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► did a voice and now men like adult men [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► are so defamed they are not scary and so [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► you have this cart these these men and [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► you see them all over even just among [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► the hipsters guys who have tried to [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► replace their lack of of like adult [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► nurse or the the lack of like actual [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► masculine scariness that should be in [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► them and isn't they think they mask it [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► with tattoos or they have the you know [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► that they try to be weird together a lot [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► more deliberate leader iki deliberately [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► dirty thank you [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► hey there's nothing there's something in [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► like every time I see somebody with a [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► really old [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► timbuk2 bag and a bunch of tattoos and a [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► moustache on a fixie look at all mad [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► with like a got another cuff on the [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► wrist [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► unlike you understand you live in a city [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► where costs a hundred thousand dollars [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► here to live here like I want to [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► understand you live with your friends [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► and you make fifty thousand dollars a [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► year but it's like you're not you're not [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► living fucking West Virginia cooking [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► meth in every single cisco down they [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► have a jar of like beard conditioner [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► that they forty dollars for that's made [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► out of like bees wax from the Himalayas [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► or something and keels hires lesbians [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► asshole and and and what when when I was [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► well certainly that that generation of [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► British heavy metal that that spawned [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► that look that became a cartoon [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► I mean the guys in Saxon just looked [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► like they were guys that had though [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► we're rebuilding a Camaro you know like [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► four guys rebuilding a commander they're [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► like wipe their hands off on a dirty [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► angulated it they were like costumes [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► they weren't costumes they were just I [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► mean like you look at ACDC certainly [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► ACDC had their costumes but Bon Scott [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► that they'd all been fired from a garage [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► yeah bon scott who was five feet tall [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► looked even if he was just wearing jeans [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► and no shirt he looked like the scariest [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► motherfucker you ever saw and a great [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► guy least somebody totally want to party [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► with it hang out with but also like [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► somebody who I mean I'm six foot three [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► and and and you know and eight bon scott [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► looks like somebody who would climb up [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► my pant leg to bite me on the neck you [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► know like the fact that i have twice as [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► tall as he is would not like stop him [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► for a second like he would climb me in [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► order to in order to like he would he [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► would he would mount me basically and [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► and and that whole generation of guys [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► like they were just they were harder [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► they're scarier their creepier creator [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► there was there was just a cultural [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► creepiness and whether I mean there's a [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► whole kind of key party looking shit I [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► mean I've seen the pictures i know [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► you're making me enjoy not making me [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► you've led me Gerry Rafferty and I'm [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► enjoying it [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► I haven't seen a picture of Gerry [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► Rafferty yet read like a child molester [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► well yeah Gerry Rafferty was obviously [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► like enjoy a drink [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► he was also drinking himself to enjoy it [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► but now i just i told you the story you [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► know where my dad showed up at a [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► Wobblies meeting and I should have told [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► you this story [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► what was he like wigs now the wob the [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► Wobblies they were that they were the [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► original hardcore a sort of unionized [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► I'm sorry yes [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► ok sorry yes it's such a union is ok I [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► got it yeah and and he my dad shows up [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► and you know that the Wobblies were the [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► Industrial Workers of the world the IWW [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► where that they were they were tough [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► they were they were they were thugs nice [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► logo this is like dock workers [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► and my dad my dad was he became the [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► lawyer for the for the long shoreman's [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► union in Washington in the fifties but [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► in the thirties when he was 18 he and [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► somebody's went down to the docks in a [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► late at night to go to this Wobblies [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► meeting and it was seriously the type of [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► thing where I think like the parking lot [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► was lit by torchlight you know that [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► there were four guys just sitting there [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► you know rhythmically slapping a giant [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► pipe wrench into the palm of their hand [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► and these kids walk up to the door of [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► the my dad and his friends and walk up [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► to the door of this warehouse and inside [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► it's just like another just like yeah [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► and there's a guy standing at the door [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► and he grabs the kids by the shirt he [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► goes [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► show me your hands ok rough they are and [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► you know and and all four of them show [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► the palms of their hands and he points [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► to the three better my dad's friend and [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► he's like you three have never worked a [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► day in your life get the fuck out of [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► well he looks at my dad and he goes [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► you're all right kid and it's because my [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► dad was on the crew team uh he's a rower [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► his hands were covered with calluses [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► from the oars any and the guy goes you [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► can come in and so my dad goes into this [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► meeting by himself what year is this [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► 1938 holy shit and went into this [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► meeting in it and became sort of a [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► lifelong labor organizer but you know [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► the prettiest of all sports really the [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► the crew ya like it but like anything [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► like a lacrosse callous but this was an [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► arrow went out when a guy would stand at [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► the door and and your hands would be [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► your passport [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► that's a that is I think that's the [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► thing that does not exist anymore or not [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► on any world I live in [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► I just sent you a photograph that uh [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► it's a you won't believe the year when [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► you look at it from 1981 but it's from [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► an IWW picket in i guess in Australia [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► home on Scott and wow these guys either [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► look like they're in the band or some [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► kind of a of a violent pederasty club is [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► like that look you know the thing about [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► 1981 is that it was such an in-between [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► pivotal pivotal time like there's [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► they're like that the fact that the [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► labor union guys would look like hippies [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► at that point and yet there's also a guy [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► in a leather blazer with kevin from the [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► wrens he really does yeah he looks like [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► he's like heaven is not a pederast to my [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► nose like a newscaster um it's a times [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► are really changing in 1980 dad made out [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► laughs mass day knowing that you're that [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► you're Dale Bozzio speech today all lost [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► our and break destination unknown your [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► hands would be your passport [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► that's not a fortune cookie i like that [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► you said that somebody tweeted me some [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► weird of some weird uh fortune the other [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► day in the voice of a soothsayer like a [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► dwarf soothsayer from the from know like [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► Leonardo DaVinci's town and he said you [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► know that he said the crows were going [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► to visit visit pain upon your something [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► like that well this happened on the [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► tutor [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► yeah that doesn't get that sounds like a [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► curse John you better watch out what you [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► said when you check yourself [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► well you know people are always some do [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► you get classic question when cut this [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► out we need to do you receive a lot of [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► curses your knowledge no but but that [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► but there isn't in in a in cantore [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► element to things that people send me [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► haha [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► thanks and like an existentialist [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► serving suggestion [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► well it's it it's more I I don't know [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► what it is about because i don't [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► typically attract a lot of like people [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► don't want to roleplay with me i don't [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► think but there are some like [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► scandinavian black metal people that [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► just want to check stuff out the run [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► stuff by me i'm not sure what it is but [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► I do get a lot of like weird spells the [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► jargon would you put this knife into and [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► I don't know I don't know what that big [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► long time fan john quinn question if [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► you'd killed this in a field band which [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► bone with you now on first I think it's [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► because I recognized expert on the the [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► duty of lithuania I get a lot of again a [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► lot of Central European learn about that [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► lithuania here well you know I came to [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► stand for example just for what it's [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► worth I I've been something to think [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► about for a while there are lists of [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► people who want to be on talk shows [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► there are you can sign up to be on a [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► list of people you could say what you're [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► fucked up about and then some Jerry [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► Springer s Show have you want to throw a [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► chair you can register for this you can [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► see people that have done it more than [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► once [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► it seems to me that given the kinds of [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► information you have in the ways that [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► you can help people it might be useful [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► for you to have some kind of a registry [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► I mean I don't know whether that's a [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► web-sight I don't know if it's an agency [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► of some kind but for example if you [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► wanted to find out what kind of but [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► singer bones to eat first and needed [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► some kind of kind of somebody who is [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► familiar with lithuania I don't know how [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► to find you [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► I mean this is the problem and part of [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► the problem is that i am a that I you [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► know I'm you're busy you're very busy [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► man i'm busy and i'm also an expert on [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► everything so how would I register do [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► you want to do you need somebody that [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► knows about it ask John you know like [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► that's not gonna tell ya I think a lot [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► of people think of themselves as knowing [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► everything about everything [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► well how do you distinguish yourself in [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► that crowded market apart from taking [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► people down a peg one of the time that's [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► time consuming you're busy as we said he [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► stipulated you know I think a lot of the [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► people that end up on TV are the [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► specialists they're the people that know [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► just about the Battle of Gettysburg or [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► they know just about how aliens built [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► the ancient pyramids get a horse it's [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► very hard to be a polymath anymore and i [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► think it's it's just one of those things [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► where you have to have just enjoy the [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► satisfaction [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► of knowing everything that must be that [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► must be so frustrating for you have to [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► do I mean first of all the burden you [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► say it's not a burden I think it's [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► because you're a gentleman but you walk [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► around with a lot of knowledge [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► that'sthat's it's sitting there and it's [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► boiling in that I don't know how you [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► keep the lid on [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► well here's the problem in America and [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► particularly on the west coast nobody [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► wants to know about lithuania nobody [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► wants to know about the three means i [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► have you tried I tried all the time to [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► bring some just glazed eyes the only [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► people that care about lithuania are [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► lithuanian 'he's or not even the [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► children of Lithuanian want to know [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► about it so you just it's just like the [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► winds and then people in Scandinavia who [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► are trying to like reanimate both [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► columns who are living in the attics of [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► decommission synagogues those people are [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► taking you [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► he gave me an order-of-magnitude [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► estimate on how many as there are uh [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► good columns in in the Attic civil [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► synagogues and other people who want to [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► reanimate them [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► OIC people in scanning as far as you [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► know it's seasonal I've changed it gets [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► a little warmer it's it's kind of a [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► thing that's really actually kind of [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► localized in Finland and Sweden that [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► decode the Norwegians are on a different [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► trip [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► well it's like Christians on on Easter [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► and Christmas [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► I mean you have gotten knocked everybody [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► gets up and tries to get shit [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► Oh column knocked at such a time finger [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► bring your ex singers bones [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► the thing is a lot of those synagogues [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► in Eastern Europe you know they've been [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► converted into rec centers or their you [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► know their video game parlours now or [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► internet cafe lounge all appearances [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► you don't even know that it's a former [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► synagogue except for the giant star of [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► david rose window so you know who know [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► that this could be a thing actually this [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► could be one of those like mayan [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► calendar events we even your little [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► leading consultancy are you talking [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► about the general holiday every [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► animating columns that comes our columns [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► I think of a golem is being a Jewish [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► thing it a dnd thing in a Jewish thing [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► it is but when you're talking about [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► reanimating clay a tama ton's I think [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► entrails I'm not thinking of wrinkles [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► when you're talking about who is the [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► constituency for people who want to [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► reanimate automatons [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► soo hoo hoo come back to to you know to [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► wreak havoc who wants to do that more [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► than scandinavian metalheads it's [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► chocolate buttons aren't into that [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► anymore they're thinking soup [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► yeah there's somewhere else and I [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► finally done with the way the body as [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► board has not been interested in [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► environmental for some time now he [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► doesn't remember a thing [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► no it's all these kids it's all these [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► black metal kids that are serious about [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► black metal they're not the ones that [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► are wearing like a cartoon lipstick but [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► but the ones that are better dressing [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► like normal people [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► other passing through passing myself but [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► I've got a book about black metal and [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► about the whole that whole scene with [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► some ways the name of that band that [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► they're all you know nouns like artists [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► are harvested raaz and you know what [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► forget this is chandra of Scandinavia [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► noun I'm gonna look I'm gonna start a [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► list of fake Norwegian black metal bands [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► and the first peacock Carbonaro i'm [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► looking at a book on my shelf right now [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► that is the book is just called gothic [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► and though the title is written in comic [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► lettering and i have not looked at this [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► book in many years i'm pulling it off [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► the shelf now nobody their house smells [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► like clothes cigarettes or has an [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► interesting arch those kind of come up [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► smelling I can have all got the guards [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► that's the only the ceiling the only are [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► checking ball know really well I columns [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► you know I didn't mean so many archers [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► we had we had a class in high school [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► called humanities which I'm really kind [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► of sorry I didn't take it was very [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► tedious but it's something I could [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► really use I can't download or a column [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► from dirty column and display a [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► derivative kollam that's Factory Records [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► joke that wasn't very fun all very [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► interesting this is really a book on the [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► whole gothic movement don't don't don't [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► happen to have this year do decide do I [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► remember mystery their ministry before [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► they were all like angry you know I [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► bottom without about which ministry [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► became a thing i had already gone a [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► different Road [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► yeah but they weren't that song with you [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► remember that song was everywhere i do [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► it was that it was the very first time [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► I was in a band with a guy who shaved [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► the sides of his head but left the top [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► will grow long handsome and it was it [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► was that I think that made me that [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► divorce myself from mr. likes the link [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► i'm not saying trent reznor but i'm [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► saying i like a young trent reznor still [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► figuring it out back surface sure before [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► before and had before becoming [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► entrenched like at AC that just like me [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► it's everything from Chicago lobbying [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► parent paler here in this thing you know [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► there was a real there's a lot i know [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► that was i've been i've been to [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Wrestlemania it marked in any way did [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► they go for the tourist dollars there [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► transylvania who I could see them really [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► really saying look you know what I mean [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► what kind of industries do you have in [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► in the transformation living today I [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► guess it's probably not called that [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► unless it's a dookie was worth spreading [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► apart like Romania yeah it's part of [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► Romania it was traditionally Hungarian [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► it's part of Romania this is part of the [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► fucking world war one bullshit [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► I'm afraid so often we know what about [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► Austria hungry what about it or play [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► diplomacy is that a game or is that a [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► sex game you play D&D I put sex [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► diplomacy diplomacy diplomacy and if you [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► ever played judge being the person you [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► are somewhere between a million military [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► historian and a paladin national palette [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► and you'd be an anti palette and I think [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► you are you always seem like a military [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► or story because that's what we end up [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► talking about but I I polymath your [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► polymethyl things you can't talk about [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► everything at once everything that once [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► was a bangles who who did that [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► everywhere once everything hits at once [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► that spoon [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► okay I like that advanced cassette song [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► my thinking on this is diplomacy [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► okay here's the thing the other is a [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► like-for-like avalon hill games like [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► that is like risk right [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► oh no this is this is well I mean it is [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► but Reno risk feels like fucking like [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► playing trouble or sorry compared to [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► diplomacy diplomacy you have a board [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► and the board is pre World War One [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► europe and russia and you don't feed the [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► the I think maybe the only element of [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► chance and the entire game is which [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► country you are and I forgive me then [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► who'd I will probably get this wrong but [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► everything was the rescue just slow slog [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► through the point where you have no [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► choices you have no idea you have no [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► idea [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► no way to hear everybody gets and i'm [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► going to try to guess the number but [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► everybody gets a certain number of [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► armies and where appropriate navies and [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► the only different one is Russia which I [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► think it's one more Navy you become a [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► country and here's what you do you try [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► to take over Europe and how do you do [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► this you go and you talked to everybody [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► from the other countries not in the [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► presence of other people and then you [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► write your orders [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► alright so put the parlor game where you [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► go like a parlor game it's very [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► sophisticated military trying to the [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► bathroom and they make a bigger plan and [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► then the two people go into the kitchen [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► and make a plan type 88 wrap a cockatiel [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► and you bring up on ya shes Christ do [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► not understand very if I show you the [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► picture of me and diplomacy close in [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► diplomacy club did you know that this [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► was a thing that they endorsed in school [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► well known as a military school so it's [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► a picture of me and dress blues in front [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► of diplomacy again sent this to me man [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► so why can't I i did not grow up playing [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► board games just hate pork and we just [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► I'm sorry this is I don't like to go mad [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► but we talked about four games a lot on [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► you look nice today and exact fucking [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► hate board games [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► I hate board game people don't hate them [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► I despise them but I don't hate them I [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► you know I feel love for everyone [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► especially people that I want to help [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► here's my helping stop with the board [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► games i sat at a table one time watching [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► people play settlers of catan and I and [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► I found it to be very a very soothing [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► and very much it was set in sensory [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► sellers of catan settlers of catan which [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► is one of the what they call the German [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► board games which are board games that [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► are that the Germans popularized some [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► common choice it there there there yet [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► government so they are the hair their [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► strategy games and you everybody at the [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► board is given a certain number of [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► natural resources and they they used in [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► a trade with one another and they use [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► those natural resources to [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► gain territory is what you like risk and [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► sins and making on they build they build [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► little civilizations on the board and [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► stuff I I went into this situation I [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► didn't actually play the game but I went [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► into the situation of being an observer [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► of the game the you know somewhat with [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► the feeling like I'm gonna sit here for [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► three minutes and this is going to bore [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► me selling I'm gonna leave and instead I [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► SAT there through an entire game and and [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► and found it very interesting not that [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► it still wasn't a thing that i would [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► that i would do myself but but I [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► understood i started to understand the [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► board gaming culture because it was very [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► relaxing and everybody's got their [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► everybody's got their little duplicity [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► they're trying to scope out what other [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► people are doing but at the same time [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► it's let's call me what I like about it [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► i like i like that everybody's into it [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► and I respect things where everybody [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► there's into because there's not that [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► many things where everybody's into it [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► and like I actually i have have a friend [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► and occasional of business person whose [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► sister was one of the co-creators of I [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► think this is correct of magic the [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► gathering so they still got like the [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► original like cards from Magic the [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► Gathering so she just sells one of those [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► cards every year and puzzles me is [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► another yacht was another helicopter [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► carrier now but he's a really typical [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► guy very nerdy and like a but yeah [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► especially the photograph I knew a guy [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► whose job is where the building is how [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► i've tried to remember where i met this [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► guy but have been to his house and he [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► has an entire floor of his house that's [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► just for legos and his job is to sit [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► with little Lego bits and build new lego [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► cars for Lego like a second Imagineer [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► he's an Imagineer and then he sends [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► these things off and then lego produces [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► them as kits that's his job [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► I don't know where i met this guy some [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► guy picked up in a bar he picked me up [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► took me home [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► I don't have no idea how this that you [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► get a lego hook up but but I I but I met [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► this guy and and he showed me all of his [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► bins it was pretty hot [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► alright i'm looking at the pictures that [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► he sent okay here we go [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► some flicker a an old technology [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► oh my goodness look at you front and [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► center in your little restless uniform [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► you guys look so amazing [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► that's the same apprentice maybe a [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► seaman navigator and and you gave [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► everybody of the you gave everybody the [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► let's look at my favorite part is just [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► look at my hands [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► ya hear they're there they're crossed in [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► a very calm adult way from the guy the [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► guy to your left with the eyebrows yet [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► was I was it a plan Eric but maybe he [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► was my roommate we were in lines but [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► you'll be gave everybody the animal [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► house where are they now captions [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► well not me my friend John multidecadal [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► grass but no but I mean look at look at [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► look at every person that picture I mean [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► isn't this people they're gonna be very [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► dangerous someday [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► all right you know what I'm gonna have [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► to do i'm gonna have to dig up a [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► photograph of me in the Civil Air Patrol [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► same era is there is this your flight [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► suit wearing my dress blues [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► oh brother and I may even be standing at [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► attention and saluting the camera i was [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► on was on the drill team not know you [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► want the girls with thighs i have [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► marched i marched did move to the right [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► here in military school but if i'm not [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► mistaken these uniforms are navy [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► auxiliary uniform [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► we're in that we are in the wash like is [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► a NJ in JROTC right the naval Junior [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► ROTC at straight a's entire year so this [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► is how to satisfy don't have the red [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► star I don't you can see above my anchor [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► on my little anchor have a star at the [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► red four-star strays the radford star [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► the naval Junior ROTC the guy to my [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► right Glenn lucker that guy was looking [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► tough [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► yeah it looks good on look at all that [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► we call him a shot at how its and sour [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► chicken salad heavenly hash we call it [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► chicken him know on the each it got [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► scrambled eggs if it's on a hat but it [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► when it's a bunch of ribbons on the [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► front parents just called I don't let [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► your ribbons ribbons yeah easy shot he [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► was the company guidon i think it was [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► called accuse the flag carrier you are [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► very cute kid Merlin you haven't had a [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► very cute underbite who had a lot of [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► freckles [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► there's a lot of kids in this who's [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► ears are bigger than the rest of their [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► face yeah and Backlund maggio i think is [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► the most distinctive he's the one who [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► looks a little bit like Wally hands he's [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► got that kind of gentle touching hands [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► oh he does yeah but that bored what do [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► you think of that looks really simple [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► but you walk around with paper for like [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► 11 hours trying to undermine your [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► friends [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► it's a lot like a reality show after [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► World War 1 / 1 Europe as writers all [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► the affection for pre World War One [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► europe i never understood it [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► this type of thing this this board game [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► playing and so forth because I board [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► game let's think for the most part I you [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► know when school was over I ran home [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► that's what you're being chased [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► no no because I big change because it's [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► a prescription chicken with my elbows in [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► my side and my hands down [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► stop like a jockey caper [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► no I ran home because I because my first [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► air w wouldn't do this [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► I was so consumed with the little my [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► imaginary life the life of my [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► imagination that interacting with other [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► kids around the topic of of world war [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► one or like or who's going to take over [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► Europe would have been so it was it it [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► was unimaginable to me that would be [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► more fun than me just sitting alone in [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► my room staring at the wall imagining [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► myself taking over Europe [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► oh my gosh I should've peed first I want [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► to hear so much about first of all you [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► are you know it's a word that we've all [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► learned in the last week was fabulous [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► how true is that kind of it's really [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► true for real [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► it's so true how much did you know if I [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► could say for background where are you [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► know we're talking about when you're 11 [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► 12 13 and so you had at this point even [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► so you your steep as you said you were [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► literally he said you're literally [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► steeped in military history [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► yeah so you ever had you already knew [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► your father shot Japanese zero out of [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the sky with a 45 right it's [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the sky with a 45 right it's [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► we're already surrounded with truly [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► truly astounding stories during that [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► period from fourth grade 2 10th grade [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► when when they said it very brief window [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► 3.42 10th grade [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► whenever I was assigned a research [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► project i would write up i would write a [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► paper on some aspect of world war one or [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► war two and in tenth grade I started to [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► write about Marxism but from fourth [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► grade to tonight's great let's say I [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► just I i wrote I wrote a hundred reports [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► on world war 2 in world war one so i [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► would sit and I night my my [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► understanding of those things was very [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► incomplete still but I had the had the [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► sense that Hitler had made it had made a [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► mistake not it or had made a mistake [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► invading russia that that i did not [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► fully understand like the Russian [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► contribution to the war but I understood [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► that the Japanese had made a mistake in [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► bombing Pearl Harbor and I would I just [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► you know I repeat the mistake a mistake [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► beyond that wasn't very nice but a [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► tactical like waking the sleeping giant [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► well a little bit and and and [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► particularly like the the idea that the [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► idea of the the Navy the Navy's of all [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► these countries in 1938 we're still very [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► battleship oriented you know the [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► battleship was the was right the leader [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► of the fleet it was the flagship of the [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► commander of the fleet all because the [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► party because the planes couldn't go as [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► far and supplies had to go somewhere [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► it wasn't the same kind of air based [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► warfare even then that wouldn't happen [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► today that had never that hadn't [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► happened still slog in some ways right [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► everybody's for everybody's always [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► fighting the last war who so before the [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► war it was like battleship battleship [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► battleship battleship and there was a [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► growing understanding that aircraft [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► carriers we're going to play a bigger [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► role but but still everybody was fixated [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► on the battleship so they attacked Pearl [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► Harbor and they destroyed all of our [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► battleships [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► but it ended up that aircraft carriers [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► were the definitive certainly in the [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► Pacific aircraft carriers with the [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► definitive ship and when we sank for [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► carriers at the Battle of Midway for you [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► know Japanese carriers they never [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► recovered from that so there-there error [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► was thinking that that they could sink [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► our fleet quote-unquote and basically [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► put us out of the war in the Pacific but [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► they didn't get a single carrier at [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► Pearl Harbor [TS]

01:02:41 ◼   ► Oh interested not sink a single American [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► carrier can just get a general question [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► serious general question tom is battle [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► ship is that a general term like what's [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► it what's a destroyer to destroy is a [TS]

01:02:55 ◼   ► kind of battleship it's a small fast [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► ship yeah a battleship is one is [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► something like the USS Iowa that has [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► giant cannons that is it closer to like [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► a sea-based base of operations for other [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► ships [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► I mean with your the command guy if [TS]