Roderick on the Line

Ep. 39: "Darth of Options"


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00:00:12   hello hi John [TS]

00:00:16   hi marilyn is going it's going good how [TS]

00:00:19   are you going I'm pretty I'm pretty good [TS]

00:00:21   i have to sound a little hoarse [TS]

00:00:22   oh well don't sound a little lady horse [TS]

00:00:25   boo a little pony throat you don't you [TS]

00:00:29   don't sound good you sound horse and a [TS]

00:00:31   little horse I think have you been what [TS]

00:00:33   have you been doing been eating cats [TS]

00:00:35   just the dead ones see that will make [TS]

00:00:38   your horse [TS]

00:00:39   um I was out kind of late last night no [TS]

00:00:44   you were party and I know how many party [TS]

00:00:47   how many subway sandwiches did you have [TS]

00:00:49   you'll have to ask that already 2am [TS]

00:00:52   subway so no now I had a steak like a [TS]

00:00:55   gentleman [TS]

00:00:56   oh that's nice late staker at least it [TS]

00:00:58   was a medium medium times take it was [TS]

00:01:00   this pretty good pretty good [TS]

00:01:02   yeah it's funny you um actually talk [TS]

00:01:04   about the internet you post something on [TS]

00:01:06   the internet not too long ago the house [TS]

00:01:08   inspired a whole new revolution in [TS]

00:01:11   people's minds yeah now people dressing [TS]

00:01:13   up like steaks steaks and her what did I [TS]

00:01:18   say on the internet that anybody cared [TS]

00:01:20   about [TS]

00:01:20   well it was in a very short format you [TS]

00:01:22   recently said something along the lines [TS]

00:01:24   of my health I catch my keyboard [TS]

00:01:26   he said something along the lines of the [TS]

00:01:27   the big difference in quality is not [TS]

00:01:29   between a cheat meal and a costly meal [TS]

00:01:31   is a difference in quality between a [TS]

00:01:33   good fifteen dollar meal and a bad $15 [TS]

00:01:36   meal that's right yeah I believe that [TS]

00:01:39   what would I hope I hope it isn't [TS]

00:01:41   selling I'm pandering to say this I [TS]

00:01:42   think there's like maybe 12 wise things [TS]

00:01:45   in that well it's one of the interesting [TS]

00:01:48   things about economics right it's the [TS]

00:01:50   thing that that economics cannot account [TS]

00:01:52   for is why is this $15 meal in this town [TS]

00:01:56   the most amazing meal I've ever had and [TS]

00:01:58   this $15 meal across the street is like [TS]

00:02:02   it's like eating fresh abortion is it [TS]

00:02:08   locally sourced how its kind of possible [TS]

00:02:10   that's from that he remember [TS]

00:02:12   mother Catherine's uh school for dirty [TS]

00:02:14   girls fresh every Tuesday well there's a [TS]

00:02:19   guy in a chef's hat just waiting out [TS]

00:02:20   back for another cosmic fire that you'll [TS]

00:02:23   be better now they're the ones better [TS]

00:02:25   this way [TS]

00:02:26   that's terrible we just lost the [TS]

00:02:27   thousand followers sorry domine domine [TS]

00:02:30   domine we I i have well I i think that [TS]

00:02:35   was I think you know but portion talk [TS]

00:02:36   aside and that riders could be a [TS]

00:02:38   different show [TS]

00:02:38   I don't think we should get ahead of [TS]

00:02:39   ourselves we are i think that was very [TS]

00:02:41   smart and there's two parts in [TS]

00:02:43   particular that I think very smart first [TS]

00:02:45   of all you did something probably a [TS]

00:02:46   Greek name for eating but you took a [TS]

00:02:47   u-turn it i turned it i just did I put a [TS]

00:02:49   little twist in it [TS]

00:02:50   yeah yeah that there's a protected [TS]

00:02:52   portion is that what that's called a [TS]

00:02:53   torque what do they call that we had the [TS]

00:02:55   twisty twisty us who i was reading about [TS]

00:02:57   the World's Strongest Man this week and [TS]

00:03:00   they say that there's a big difference [TS]

00:03:02   you know you could be a little bit [TS]

00:03:03   strong and be really strong but there's [TS]

00:03:05   some kind of that someone going to some [TS]

00:03:07   scientific jargon for a minute so [TS]

00:03:08   forgive me [TS]

00:03:09   alright there's some kind of scientific [TS]

00:03:11   excitability and your muscle parts that [TS]

00:03:14   allows them to quickly like like AG like [TS]

00:03:16   a great [TS]

00:03:17   like what like a bunch of Panzers you [TS]

00:03:20   get them all going the same direction at [TS]

00:03:21   the same time and you can do like this [TS]

00:03:23   guy does and lift an SUV seven times [TS]

00:03:25   he's extraordinary the first time you [TS]

00:03:27   ever you know what I bet you a whole [TS]

00:03:28   bunch of pansies all going in the same [TS]

00:03:30   direction could do better than just lift [TS]

00:03:31   an SUV a couple of times 7 times John [TS]

00:03:34   seven still I think Panzers up with the [TS]

00:03:38   with the applying the right amount of [TS]

00:03:39   force to a group of Panzers this seems [TS]

00:03:41   if you'll forgive my saying a little [TS]

00:03:42   fast I'll i think if you get 7 pans in [TS]

00:03:44   all fairness you should have seven super [TS]

00:03:46   strong guys I'm mm I don't know I'm you [TS]

00:03:49   know it's your show [TS]

00:03:50   I think about being the strongest man in [TS]

00:03:52   the world is it something that's always [TS]

00:03:53   you know you can never rest [TS]

00:03:55   you know what I mean like you can't be [TS]

00:03:57   the strongest man in the world for 15 [TS]

00:03:59   years there's no overtimes exactly [TS]

00:04:01   people are always taking and picking a [TS]

00:04:02   fight they like pick up my SUV and he's [TS]

00:04:04   like can I just enjoy a meal with my [TS]

00:04:05   family [TS]

00:04:06   that's right I'm here I'm here I'm [TS]

00:04:08   eating here I came out wrong man bought [TS]

00:04:10   out by lift up the fucking part of [TS]

00:04:13   abortions i get i see it being much more [TS]

00:04:16   difficult to navigate the net if it was [TS]

00:04:18   just drunk guys in bars that went to [TS]

00:04:20   fight you you can handle it [TS]

00:04:21   in this case it's like it is a suburban [TS]

00:04:23   dad [TS]

00:04:23   he's got like a two-year-old Vanek not [TS]

00:04:26   even advantage and maybe he's got a [TS]

00:04:27   dodger for their scarves got an era [TS]

00:04:29   start you live in a living aerostar I [TS]

00:04:32   look than aerostar for a while there to [TS]

00:04:34   start the proprietary electronic service [TS]

00:04:35   for the fan aerostar is a van I think [TS]

00:04:39   there might be a proprietary electronic [TS]

00:04:41   service also called aerostar it it has [TS]

00:04:44   two great it has two great words within [TS]

00:04:47   it [TS]

00:04:47   arrow meaning air and star meaning star [TS]

00:04:51   I learned a great thing yesterday star [TS]

00:04:54   is that it's not super good i was [TS]

00:04:56   reading about the zenith Space Command [TS]

00:05:00   that the first i was reading the sign [TS]

00:05:02   every gadget blog site you know Space [TS]

00:05:04   Command work there [TS]

00:05:05   the enemies of GI Joe and his friends [TS]

00:05:08   that's right i think Josh design them [TS]

00:05:09   see that Xena space they're based in [TS]

00:05:11   Brooklyn [TS]

00:05:12   oh don't know diaper mhm but it's [TS]

00:05:16   actually bushwick they stay just it's [TS]

00:05:18   just look at the 1i this little color [TS]

00:05:20   east williamsburg haha oh that's cool [TS]

00:05:23   just wasn't Xena Space Command i have to [TS]

00:05:28   agree this was the first guy kind of [TS]

00:05:30   popular consumer of control [TS]

00:05:31   oh and i read it it made a big huge loud [TS]

00:05:35   click when you touched it and all [TS]

00:05:36   interview was a go up in the channels at [TS]

00:05:40   no other control anyway when you were [TS]

00:05:42   like us and you had four channels that's [TS]

00:05:44   not so big a deal [TS]

00:05:45   ok actually just 11 13 4 7 11 13 and [TS]

00:05:49   change and stick so I could still [TS]

00:05:52   observe my mother's demand that I not [TS]

00:05:54   sit in front of the idiot box [TS]

00:05:56   uh-huh so I be just slightly away from [TS]

00:05:58   the idiot box and I have the [TS]

00:06:00   head-turning stick like this Kelly got a [TS]

00:06:02   helper monkey that was expressed as a [TS]

00:06:05   lot click I remember these when you [TS]

00:06:07   people had these old people hang on to [TS]

00:06:09   these TVs from the giant console TVs you [TS]

00:06:11   don't have a record player in it and [TS]

00:06:13   stuff [TS]

00:06:13   sure a record player on one side and [TS]

00:06:15   then I'll bar maybe a wet bar the shaped [TS]

00:06:19   like a globe on the other side minstrel [TS]

00:06:21   show it was amazing and so yeah I think [TS]

00:06:24   the big clique is what you hear [TS]

00:06:26   but then there's like an I don't say [TS]

00:06:27   ultrasonic i'm not a scientist but then [TS]

00:06:29   there's like a very a pitch that the TV [TS]

00:06:31   picks up is pretty primitive but not [TS]

00:06:33   like they said in the stupid article [TS]

00:06:35   like how great [TS]

00:06:36   that for a name that you just don't hear [TS]

00:06:37   names like Xena Space Command anymore [TS]

00:06:39   enough space command [TS]

00:06:41   yeah pretty good name [TS]

00:06:44   I like it a lot I got away from muscles [TS]

00:06:46   and don't give me one good reason why I [TS]

00:06:49   shouldn't buy a white Trans Am that too [TS]

00:06:53   was the one that you were is it really [TS]

00:06:55   white it looks like it's very like a [TS]

00:06:56   light silver is that really white [TS]

00:06:58   I think it's a white Trans Am Wow and [TS]

00:07:01   does it come with the very front plate [TS]

00:07:02   bone you think that might be the [TS]

00:07:06   proprietary I think the vanity plate [TS]

00:07:08   like it the guys gonna keep the vanity [TS]

00:07:11   or or maybe that's maybe just maybe [TS]

00:07:13   that's just something he slapped on [TS]

00:07:15   there because of that weird craigslist [TS]

00:07:17   thing where people are afraid people [TS]

00:07:18   that let if you see their license plate [TS]

00:07:21   you're going to steal their identity [TS]

00:07:23   have you noticed this on craigslist not [TS]

00:07:24   noticing it right this second because he [TS]

00:07:25   looks like he's photoshop to gray out [TS]

00:07:28   his electric meter yeah people people [TS]

00:07:30   did you know that it's got a cap on it [TS]

00:07:32   now people fog out the weirdest stuff on [TS]

00:07:35   craigslist look up somebody's gonna [TS]

00:07:37   steal my identity they can see like my [TS]

00:07:39   electric meter remember when that [TS]

00:07:41   started it was a very famous thing that [TS]

00:07:43   happened in the early days of ebay that [TS]

00:07:45   was one of the first thing I hope the [TS]

00:07:47   guy was selling a soul silver electrode [TS]

00:07:50   electronics and he kept taking pictures [TS]

00:07:52   of it and only later did people realize [TS]

00:07:54   that he could see his direction in the [TS]

00:07:57   yeah by that i mean there's so there's [TS]

00:07:59   only so much you can subscribe to the [TS]

00:08:01   parallax effect was a very very heavy [TS]

00:08:03   man i don't know if it is the concave [TS]

00:08:04   nature of a pot that he he was good and [TS]

00:08:07   obvious that he was it was really just [TS]

00:08:10   altogether [TS]

00:08:11   yeah okay yes I should've read further [TS]

00:08:13   on this John sent me something earlier [TS]

00:08:15   today [TS]

00:08:16   it sounds to me like you I don't see why [TS]

00:08:18   don't we might steal it out from under [TS]

00:08:19   you [TS]

00:08:19   so we have I too many details right but [TS]

00:08:21   let's let's just say that somewhere out [TS]

00:08:23   there maybe and apparently white Burt [TS]

00:08:26   Reynolds looking Trans Am 1977 pontiac [TS]

00:08:29   trans am and it's got a rebuilt 400 [TS]

00:08:33   motor senior it make it very searchable [TS]

00:08:36   national silver silver of firebird on [TS]

00:08:40   the outlook so heavy [TS]

00:08:43   it's very happy yeah we're on ya [TS]

00:08:45   catalina and it was heavy yeah yeah [TS]

00:08:48   what year oh my gosh pontiac catalina I [TS]

00:08:52   what we have is really ugly green color [TS]

00:08:54   i could probably find it was really [TS]

00:08:55   going on and i'm guessing what you're [TS]

00:08:57   right i found out i was writing [TS]

00:08:58   something about my late father and X and [TS]

00:09:00   a nice memory I have of being in that [TS]

00:09:02   car and so we don't actually do some [TS]

00:09:04   research i could probably get up in [TS]

00:09:05   other sites we can find out all kinds of [TS]

00:09:06   stuff for the very like my my cousin [TS]

00:09:09   vinny stuff about exactly what was [TS]

00:09:10   available on certain cars [TS]

00:09:12   oh because I got it this guy's a [TS]

00:09:13   scoundrel like you could find out this [TS]

00:09:15   is actually his his electric meter now [TS]

00:09:17   this seems that seems right [TS]

00:09:18   this car seems right i mean that [TS]

00:09:20   everybody's long you trust people in [TS]

00:09:22   everett in general ever it is not a [TS]

00:09:24   place you can trust people [TS]

00:09:25   everett washington is is the home of [TS]

00:09:28   what we used to be the home of the USS [TS]

00:09:30   Abraham Lincoln and all of its crew who [TS]

00:09:32   I think the Lincoln has rotated out and [TS]

00:09:35   now they have like a the US says I don't [TS]

00:09:38   know maybe the new minutes is up there [TS]

00:09:40   but whatever reason it's it's a navy [TS]

00:09:42   town it's full of sailors and i'm [TS]

00:09:46   guessing that is who owns this white 77 [TS]

00:09:50   Trans Am [TS]

00:09:51   yeah but the lessons but this bone but [TS]

00:09:55   what do you think way to get rejected [TS]

00:09:57   when he was there at the store and [TS]

00:09:58   looking at license plates [TS]

00:10:00   what do you have there once he's looked [TS]

00:10:01   at and a little pussy or there anything [TS]

00:10:03   looked at every point now I don't know [TS]

00:10:04   if I can live up to you know rabbi jack [TS]

00:10:07   or something you know I bet you he went [TS]

00:10:10   in there looking for bone me and he [TS]

00:10:12   found bone yeah I don't think he had a [TS]

00:10:14   list i think he had he was like bone [TS]

00:10:17   isn't yet is a suggestion [TS]

00:10:19   well it's not the thing is it's not a [TS]

00:10:20   real license plate it just says USA on [TS]

00:10:23   the top and then bone so it's like a [TS]

00:10:26   front plate in a state where you're not [TS]

00:10:29   required to have plates on the front [TS]

00:10:30   that's where i would always get in ohio [TS]

00:10:32   you didn't have to have that either [TS]

00:10:34   yeah i think i think this is the type of [TS]

00:10:36   thing where if you are if you're a [TS]

00:10:37   runaway and you are sitting on your [TS]

00:10:40   suitcase in front of a motel in the [TS]

00:10:43   morning [TS]

00:10:44   uh-huh you can't you is you can't afford [TS]

00:10:48   bus fare and there's a and there's a [TS]

00:10:50   white Trans Am or so depressed [TS]

00:10:52   and that's the vanity plates all do ya [TS]

00:10:58   has a runaway does this look like an [TS]

00:11:01   opportunity to you or does this look [TS]

00:11:02   like a potential three pairs on which [TS]

00:11:05   thin lizzy song is playing with the boys [TS]

00:11:08   are back in town i'm going to think [TS]

00:11:10   twice and maybe stay on the suitcase [TS]

00:11:11   again whiskey in the jar i might have [TS]

00:11:13   been [TS]

00:11:14   wow yeah you know what you just you just [TS]

00:11:17   convinced it pretty well [TS]

00:11:19   well i got the top of my head but like I [TS]

00:11:20   really like that version of whiskey in [TS]

00:11:23   the jar is very creative i mean if i [TS]

00:11:25   mean i guess some people are familiar [TS]

00:11:26   with metallica version via thin lizzy [TS]

00:11:29   but i was also familiar with it's an old [TS]

00:11:31   folk song it's a widely heavily covered [TS]

00:11:33   you know folk song with women [TS]

00:11:35   I'm sorry please go ahead i'm looking [TS]

00:11:37   more closely at this and I can I I have [TS]

00:11:40   so much to say about this and I'm [TS]

00:11:42   holding it back to you if you look in at [TS]

00:11:44   the cockpit photograph how many pink [TS]

00:11:47   christmas tree r fresheners does he have [TS]

00:11:50   hanging from his stereo knob can you [TS]

00:11:53   count them all I didn't call you have to [TS]

00:11:54   look at the other ones yet haha she [TS]

00:11:56   shows you [TS]

00:11:57   oh he's got little trees how many trees [TS]

00:11:59   it's hard to tell on this monitor i see [TS]

00:12:02   at least two now I'm seeing more i'm [TS]

00:12:04   seeing three possibly four now if you [TS]

00:12:07   need if you need three possibly four [TS]

00:12:08   pink right season one you mean he's got [TS]

00:12:11   four air fresheners in his car and [TS]

00:12:13   always got some some one of his [TS]

00:12:15   colleagues that some japanese anal beads [TS]

00:12:17   hanging precariously mukhang show [TS]

00:12:20   yeah he does he has anal beads hanging [TS]

00:12:21   from his rearview mirror but you know [TS]

00:12:23   you have to expect with the light with [TS]

00:12:25   the vanity plate bone is going to be [TS]

00:12:28   your operator does what it says on the [TS]

00:12:30   tin [TS]

00:12:31   it's the Christmas tree air fresheners [TS]

00:12:33   that are freaking me out because I don't [TS]

00:12:35   know what flavor pink is but i'm [TS]

00:12:36   guessing it's like venir hasta and I [TS]

00:12:39   think it's barry i was very into the [TS]

00:12:40   green was down in this guy's defense and [TS]

00:12:42   I haven't met this guy at all i don't [TS]

00:12:43   have been everything I must tell you [TS]

00:12:45   that in my and my in 1970 volkswagen bus [TS]

00:12:48   i would accumulate those that you do [TS]

00:12:51   like some people have garters or or [TS]

00:12:53   restraining orders and i would let my [TS]

00:12:55   green trees [TS]

00:12:56   did you get it did you also hang the [TS]

00:12:59   tassel from your cap at graduation human [TS]

00:13:02   teen I think I [TS]

00:13:04   I think you live down 85 exactly green [TS]

00:13:08   tassel oh my god green and yellow nobody [TS]

00:13:10   look good in our colors it tests your [TS]

00:13:12   high school colors red green and yellow [TS]

00:13:13   and I never envied green and yellow you [TS]

00:13:16   know what we have so much to talk about [TS]

00:13:17   in this ad and I i we obviously we have [TS]

00:13:19   a lot of things to cover here as well so [TS]

00:13:20   it is an automatic the right that's [TS]

00:13:22   sweet [TS]

00:13:23   well that era they they stop putting [TS]

00:13:25   manual transmissions and continued at us [TS]

00:13:27   to stick to like the ladies off the side [TS]

00:13:30   of the but the problem is can you should [TS]

00:13:32   you legitimately put a child safety seat [TS]

00:13:35   in a Trans Am like this i think I'd [TS]

00:13:38   jected like a bad kidney and and it's [TS]

00:13:41   not like your dad [TS]

00:13:43   yeah I'm afraid it's because the Arizona [TS]

00:13:45   but raising arizona type of situation [TS]

00:13:48   where i would just be out of something [TS]

00:13:51   bad would happen did you just call me [TS]

00:13:52   damn it all the time actually literally [TS]

00:13:54   cutting that out the way 1337 I got that [TS]

00:13:56   a couple of this out [TS]

00:13:57   don't talk anymore on ah now i'm gonna [TS]

00:14:01   leave in fuck you [TS]

00:14:02   the are the off button okay so okay [TS]

00:14:06   dance your question there's several [TS]

00:14:07   things about this that we need to talk [TS]

00:14:08   about obviously obviously there are no [TS]

00:14:10   there are no airbags in a car like this [TS]

00:14:13   they're going up there are no safety [TS]

00:14:15   features of any kind i think it actually [TS]

00:14:17   shoots a falling-out you well when you [TS]

00:14:19   when you get into a crash [TS]

00:14:20   it's like a cat of nine tail starts [TS]

00:14:22   poking around inside to get doing good [TS]

00:14:24   doing good doing around and here's [TS]

00:14:29   together several things to point out i [TS]

00:14:31   don't like to bring up a sore memory for [TS]

00:14:33   you but you remember what happened like [TS]

00:14:34   that time when you called me damn a few [TS]

00:14:36   minutes ago [TS]

00:14:38   as with the bluing problem on your [TS]

00:14:41   father's gun if I'm right right right i [TS]

00:14:44   want to point out a few things about [TS]

00:14:44   this i think the anal beads on the [TS]

00:14:46   wu-tang clan symbol are not original I [TS]

00:14:48   think the trees are aftermarket no way [TS]

00:14:50   did you get that particular shitty [TS]

00:14:52   eighties cassette deck on this and what [TS]

00:14:55   is the deal with the prismatic [TS]

00:14:57   background on the dash control area if [TS]

00:15:00   you don't know that's just docstoc what [TS]

00:15:02   I call what they call that in features [TS]

00:15:03   do you think that is called the metal [TS]

00:15:05   great finish or metal plated is what [TS]

00:15:09   they call it i mean obviously it's a [TS]

00:15:10   sticker but they could cause a pretty [TS]

00:15:13   badass lookin thicker it is its present [TS]

00:15:15   have a feeling that everyone to disney [TS]

00:15:16   properties but it [TS]

00:15:17   kind of Tomorrowland feeling in the [TS]

00:15:19   future your car will be shiny inside [TS]

00:15:21   zenith Space Command yes that's what it [TS]

00:15:24   says and then that you got what else you [TS]

00:15:28   got the trees an American car won't [TS]

00:15:30   smell you got I what else we got here I [TS]

00:15:33   don't know John I think you should go [TS]

00:15:34   and tender and offer heavy decocking [TS]

00:15:35   condom wrappers on the passenger side [TS]

00:15:37   floor he i think he went out [TS]

00:15:39   specifically bought a bottle of armor [TS]

00:15:42   all are maracas this I would slide right [TS]

00:15:44   off the seats that's just way too shiny [TS]

00:15:46   for me he has armor all the hell out of [TS]

00:15:48   this thing that you do when you put when [TS]

00:15:50   you put your daughter's child seat in [TS]

00:15:51   the back of this extremely dangerous [TS]

00:15:52   vehicle [TS]

00:15:53   yeah i would i would maybe scuff it up a [TS]

00:15:55   little bit break out break in the seats [TS]

00:15:57   look I'm saying I mean maybe doing there [TS]

00:15:59   maybe Denise and paper because every [TS]

00:16:01   time you hit the highway you gotta spin [TS]

00:16:03   the tires you gotta kick dirt up you [TS]

00:16:05   have to there's a lot of responsibility [TS]

00:16:06   of owning a car like this i think it [TS]

00:16:08   brings expectations either that or I i [TS]

00:16:11   found this the the last time I owned a [TS]

00:16:13   motor vehicle with a very large engine [TS]

00:16:15   can intimidate one of those engines that [TS]

00:16:18   sounds intimidating but you don't even [TS]

00:16:20   have to see the the vehicle you just [TS]

00:16:21   hear it like little doob doob tube one [TS]

00:16:26   of those cars but it's a very very [TS]

00:16:28   satisfying feeling to have a car that [TS]

00:16:30   makes that sound because when you roll [TS]

00:16:33   onto someone street if they're expecting [TS]

00:16:35   you to arrive but they hear that sound [TS]

00:16:39   before they see you and it's everywhere [TS]

00:16:42   you go you're just sort of blanketing [TS]

00:16:44   the world with your like power [TS]

00:16:47   yeah but in any case I hate you a lot [TS]

00:16:49   sooner than other people do you know [TS]

00:16:52   here comes that guy but when I owned [TS]

00:16:53   that car I realized that I no longer [TS]

00:16:56   needed to drive fast but in fact the [TS]

00:16:59   real power move was to drive incredibly [TS]

00:17:01   slow and everywhere I went I just [TS]

00:17:04   basically drove that idle speed do but [TS]

00:17:09   the car with this it just butter along [TS]

00:17:11   with 15 miles an hour and and everybody [TS]

00:17:15   else on the road was like too afraid to [TS]

00:17:18   honk it was a great life and the people [TS]

00:17:22   at the funny part is it wasn't like you [TS]

00:17:23   can just gave people like some idiots [TS]

00:17:25   and bald middle-aged guy starting is [TS]

00:17:27   Harley [TS]

00:17:28   it's like in this case you're just [TS]

00:17:30   plugging along looking at people a [TS]

00:17:31   little bit too long and they're going [TS]

00:17:33   could you please drive a little tense up [TS]

00:17:35   and I would sit way down there by care [TS]

00:17:38   car seat is so my nose was just on the [TS]

00:17:41   novel digging to do I look like an R [TS]

00:17:46   crumb drawing of something big nose [TS]

00:17:49   picking out the window [TS]

00:17:50   here's my thing the the first of all a [TS]

00:17:51   yes you should go and look at this maybe [TS]

00:17:53   bring a mechanical or someone pretending [TS]

00:17:54   to bring jason hasn't pretend to be a [TS]

00:17:56   mechanic see if this guy freaks right [TS]

00:17:58   and then if you buy this and I think he [TS]

00:18:01   should he's got an oboe on here it says [TS]

00:18:03   a it's just as 1600 OBO so you might be [TS]

00:18:06   able to talk him down interesting trade [TS]

00:18:07   maybe I'm just saying I think you can [TS]

00:18:09   bring the product i see what the price [TS]

00:18:10   was no okay i think you could probably [TS]

00:18:12   talk about just a little [TS]

00:18:13   it depends on the condition that net oh [TS]

00:18:15   and it and then be here's my promise to [TS]

00:18:17   you if you if you send me proof that you [TS]

00:18:19   have bought this from him getting slip [TS]

00:18:21   as they say i would literally I will [TS]

00:18:23   literally buy you a copy of jail break [TS]

00:18:25   today on cassette Wow or jailbreak [TS]

00:18:28   jailbreak right with spanish are pretty [TS]

00:18:30   sure that is a cassette player you're [TS]

00:18:32   right [TS]

00:18:33   what does eighties knobs gonna tell my [TS]

00:18:35   iron maiden cassettes out of my and my [TS]

00:18:38   gym bag they're saying you have photo of [TS]

00:18:40   the melted highway to hell [TS]

00:18:41   cassette that I found in our garage I [TS]

00:18:43   don't think so but my friend when I've [TS]

00:18:45   already said too much [TS]

00:18:47   ok now i have a friend who's a good [TS]

00:18:49   friend you know him or you know of him [TS]

00:18:50   an artist he is making a coffee table [TS]

00:18:53   book of certain kind of cassette it's [TS]

00:18:59   going to be very beautiful I've already [TS]

00:19:01   said you have a certain is that there's [TS]

00:19:02   somebody right now right racing out to [TS]

00:19:04   get a tumbler of the of this idea and [TS]

00:19:06   then I I want you to stop doing that [TS]

00:19:07   whoever you are [TS]

00:19:08   huh it's my friends idea sake a [TS]

00:19:11   cassettes lucky a cassettes think the [TS]

00:19:15   others are the last thing I'm going to [TS]

00:19:16   say about this Craigslist ad but he has [TS]

00:19:19   made the classic error of saying too [TS]

00:19:22   much to list but he did not put two [TS]

00:19:25   letter O's in the first two so it so it [TS]

00:19:29   looks like so much to list made a [TS]

00:19:33   classic craigslist spelling error which [TS]

00:19:36   makes me think that I can really trust [TS]

00:19:39   him [TS]

00:19:39   I can really try but I'm not only can I [TS]

00:19:41   trust this guy because he's a real [TS]

00:19:42   American but i can also like chip him [TS]

00:19:45   down on the price because he's a dummy [TS]

00:19:48   we should offer to help with his [TS]

00:19:50   comments to let you know what this is [TS]

00:19:53   not a common worrying car this is we put [TS]

00:19:54   your comment worries behind you get down [TS]

00:19:56   you put the fucking sit-down you drive [TS]

00:19:57   like a gentleman you jam out to a little [TS]

00:19:59   bit of fill in it drive like a gentleman [TS]

00:20:01   and then perhaps Sally Field is a is [TS]

00:20:03   standing on the side of the road in a [TS]

00:20:05   wedding dress she's so it's me she's [TS]

00:20:07   like Audrey Hepburn or maybe like Diana [TS]

00:20:11   Rigg where she's all different kinds of [TS]

00:20:13   pretty [TS]

00:20:14   yeah you know you mean Sally Field [TS]

00:20:15   you're selling oh you know she you know [TS]

00:20:18   who's like you don't really feel young [TS]

00:20:20   valerie bertinelli young is that right [TS]

00:20:23   well I always equated the 2i thought [TS]

00:20:25   they have the same kind of cute as a bug [TS]

00:20:27   pneus over to another cute as a bug i am [TS]

00:20:32   yeah I I you know I'm talking about this [TS]

00:20:34   you're not going to talk about Sally [TS]

00:20:36   Field i'm stuck at talk about this it's [TS]

00:20:38   awkward [TS]

00:20:39   is it all because you're married no no [TS]

00:20:41   just because you know I'm because you're [TS]

00:20:43   a feminist ridiculous wonder that's not [TS]

00:20:45   fun all that's not a dickless wonder i [TS]

00:20:48   have to admit that I i have been [TS]

00:20:50   reassessing my feelings about scarlett [TS]

00:20:51   johansson and it's getting complicated [TS]

00:20:52   really [TS]

00:20:54   oh I think she might be pretty [TS]

00:20:55   attractive she's a very attractive young [TS]

00:20:57   when she sees kind of the same [TS]

00:20:59   attractive but like you know even if you [TS]

00:21:01   watch her when she was like practically [TS]

00:21:03   a kid in that you know don't want [TS]

00:21:06   anybody me [TS]

00:21:07   yeah sure anyway I stand corrected I'm [TS]

00:21:11   gonna have to buy you a different [TS]

00:21:12   thought whiskey in the jar wouldn't [TS]

00:21:13   listen would you would you in order to [TS]

00:21:15   make good on my error and I promise I'm [TS]

00:21:18   gonna send you if i can find it i will [TS]

00:21:19   send you jailbreak on his cassette and I [TS]

00:21:21   also send you some like old greatest [TS]

00:21:24   hits [TS]

00:21:25   if you like or best of of Thin Lizzy if [TS]

00:21:27   you buy this [TS]

00:21:28   that's only for today but for today [TS]

00:21:30   that's it today our way you know there's [TS]

00:21:32   a lot of tumult in in in thin lizzy yeah [TS]

00:21:35   i know they had a lot of trouble but it [TS]

00:21:36   was that it was the times [TS]

00:21:38   well and you know it's another one of [TS]

00:21:39   those things where they went in 4G item [TS]

00:21:41   and every this a long time ago so i am [TS]

00:21:42   just getting this now but I think [TS]

00:21:44   there's a lot of brian robertson you [TS]

00:21:46   know who is one big guys in the band he [TS]

00:21:47   wasn't getting the credit anymore [TS]

00:21:49   yeah it was a you know how did he die [TS]

00:21:51   with the drink was a heroin guy drew [TS]

00:21:52   but you know there weren't any big guys [TS]

00:21:54   in thin lizzy they were all they were [TS]

00:21:56   all five foot six is that right well [TS]

00:21:58   that's how that is how they they chose [TS]

00:21:59   rock stars in that era Rogers dollar [TS]

00:22:01   budget reasons like cheesy and is the [TS]

00:22:04   height thing they had to get you had to [TS]

00:22:06   be smaller than this then this yardstick [TS]

00:22:09   to ride this ride is super interesting [TS]

00:22:11   maybe the dressing rooms were like three [TS]

00:22:13   quarter sized like jello I think yeah I [TS]

00:22:15   think it was a it was before it was [TS]

00:22:17   before that era in America when everyone [TS]

00:22:20   was eating macaroni and cheese and tab [TS]

00:22:22   and drinking there and becoming like [TS]

00:22:24   super large like people of the future [TS]

00:22:26   but there were still a lot of people [TS]

00:22:29   from the past who didn't have access to [TS]

00:22:30   the vitamins that were in macaroni and [TS]

00:22:32   cheese and tab and they were small [TS]

00:22:34   people they were they were if they were [TS]

00:22:36   maybe immigrant people that were that [TS]

00:22:38   were from countries where they didn't [TS]

00:22:40   have vitamins [TS]

00:22:41   mhm and so things were scaled [TS]

00:22:43   differently cars were smaller just [TS]

00:22:46   before you go anywhere you have roads [TS]

00:22:47   used to be narrower I don't know draw it [TS]

00:22:49   was crazy to me is how narrow like our [TS]

00:22:52   garage door is given then it was built [TS]

00:22:54   in the twenties [TS]

00:22:55   yeah it's insanity know you fit a car [TS]

00:22:57   into that thing [TS]

00:22:59   well first of all you have to have a [TS]

00:23:00   volkswagen jetta this is the volkswagen [TS]

00:23:03   jetta is perfectly nice [TS]

00:23:04   it's designed to be the same size as a [TS]

00:23:07   Model T you know it's nice John is if [TS]

00:23:09   you have come here want to get in our [TS]

00:23:10   garage can take the great part is good [TS]

00:23:12   this is such a is a very wide cars has a [TS]

00:23:14   wider than normal wheelbase on the 77 [TS]

00:23:16   Trans Am is that correct [TS]

00:23:17   it's pretty it's pretty much failed [TS]

00:23:19   chemistry its wide in order to to [TS]

00:23:21   maintain stability at high speeds yes [TS]

00:23:23   who are the good part is for you to get [TS]

00:23:27   the india garage you have to go real [TS]

00:23:29   slow the plane did is it in my [TS]

00:23:34   neighborhood like i would i would be not [TS]

00:23:37   even the 15th most intimidating vehicle [TS]

00:23:40   on the street just right around my house [TS]

00:23:42   because everybody down here is driving a [TS]

00:23:45   villain car also idea what's that what's [TS]

00:23:48   a villain card [TS]

00:23:49   well the the classic modern villain car [TS]

00:23:51   is the is the the the chrysler 300 the [TS]

00:23:55   the new like gangster car you know the [TS]

00:23:59   chrysler 300 you know the car i'm [TS]

00:24:00   talking about gonna know in a second [TS]

00:24:02   the chrysler 300 is the new it's the new [TS]

00:24:04   it's a new gangster car [TS]

00:24:06   and you can customize in irvine oh I see [TS]

00:24:10   yes yes but there's a guy around the [TS]

00:24:12   corner that owns a ford ranchero like an [TS]

00:24:15   early seventies ranchero that's all [TS]

00:24:17   rusty and he doesn't even have a muffler [TS]

00:24:20   and the guy next to me has a hat like [TS]

00:24:23   having the Patrick the guy that comes [TS]

00:24:26   out everyone's well and she's got in the [TS]

00:24:27   air [TS]

00:24:28   he's got one of those dodge pickup [TS]

00:24:29   trucks like a ram pickup truck that's [TS]

00:24:31   that yet you need a step ladder to climb [TS]

00:24:34   into it and like everything everywhere I [TS]

00:24:39   look around here there's I mean the only [TS]

00:24:41   thing we don't have is like a toyota [TS]

00:24:42   pickup with a machine gun matter but if [TS]

00:24:46   i have the Wi-Fi and a white Trans Am [TS]

00:24:48   who I would go back to the top of the [TS]

00:24:52   pile in this in this neighborhood I used [TS]

00:24:54   to be on the top of the pile because i [TS]

00:24:57   had six cars parked out in front of my [TS]

00:24:58   house and everybody knew I was a player [TS]

00:25:00   but I gave some of those cars to the to [TS]

00:25:03   the people to train capuchin monkeys to [TS]

00:25:06   help disabled people and now I've fallen [TS]

00:25:09   in my neighbor's the seed I'm just I'm [TS]

00:25:12   just a guy with a guy with cars but [TS]

00:25:15   Islam but yeah I was the kind of like [TS]

00:25:18   six cars out front [TS]

00:25:19   some of them were covered some of them [TS]

00:25:21   were on bar none that were covered [TS]

00:25:23   they were all covered with pine needles [TS]

00:25:25   were the raccoons living it all growing [TS]

00:25:30   in the rubber rankings will totally live [TS]

00:25:32   in a car you know that right [TS]

00:25:33   you know the other day I was sitting in [TS]

00:25:36   my kitchen I was actually standing in my [TS]

00:25:38   kitchen there's no place to sit in my [TS]

00:25:39   kitchen [TS]

00:25:40   I'm standing my kitchen window and look [TS]

00:25:42   out the window and here comes a raccoon [TS]

00:25:43   and it's the middle of the day which is [TS]

00:25:46   not this is not customary for a raccoon [TS]

00:25:48   to walk through yard in the middle of [TS]

00:25:50   the day she's just right out in the open [TS]

00:25:52   to and I'm like hmm that's unusual what [TS]

00:25:55   are you doing [TS]

00:25:56   and then I see trailing behind her is a [TS]

00:25:59   little baby record and so i'm watching [TS]

00:26:02   them and then there's a second baby [TS]

00:26:05   raccoon [TS]

00:26:07   and they're so the moments like [TS]

00:26:08   three-quarters of the way across my yard [TS]

00:26:10   by this point and then there's a third [TS]

00:26:11   baby raccoon and the third raccoon is [TS]

00:26:15   like he's sniffing his little nose and [TS]

00:26:18   every dandylion he's taking his sweet [TS]

00:26:20   time [TS]

00:26:21   burbling across the yard mom's all the [TS]

00:26:23   way halfway across the yard the the [TS]

00:26:24   first records right behind her first [TS]

00:26:26   baby is right behind her [TS]

00:26:27   the second one is kind of you know [TS]

00:26:28   loping along but this third one [TS]

00:26:31   he's a real dreamer this guy and he's [TS]

00:26:34   sniffing and he's looking and then [TS]

00:26:36   there's a fourth baby raccoon and the [TS]

00:26:39   fourth work record and he's a real this [TS]

00:26:42   this once he's a real rebel this one's a [TS]

00:26:45   poet [TS]

00:26:45   you know what I mean like he's he's [TS]

00:26:47   looking in overturned coffee cans he is [TS]

00:26:51   he's fully a hundred feet behind this [TS]

00:26:53   mom you can guess which one you [TS]

00:26:56   identified with so I watch these [TS]

00:26:59   raccoons loping across my yard in the [TS]

00:27:02   middle of the day and of course I say [TS]

00:27:06   this cannot stand [TS]

00:27:08   I cannot allow this it it broke the [TS]

00:27:11   uneasy daytime so I race out the front [TS]

00:27:14   door and the mother raccoon had to make [TS]

00:27:19   a choice because the the two lopers were [TS]

00:27:23   far enough behind her that I was coming [TS]

00:27:27   out the front door and I was going to [TS]

00:27:28   get in between them and so she made some [TS]

00:27:33   raccoon sound and all the baby's turned [TS]

00:27:38   and ran up my catalpa tree but she [TS]

00:27:42   stayed on the ground 0 so and she ran [TS]

00:27:47   she kind of went back and got in a [TS]

00:27:49   position where she was between me and [TS]

00:27:51   and the bar he deliberately went instead [TS]

00:27:53   between a mother raccoon interlopers why [TS]

00:27:57   didn't get right in between but I wanted [TS]

00:27:58   to I wanted to press this issue i wanted [TS]

00:28:01   to teach you want to have flanking [TS]

00:28:02   maneuver I wanted to teach those loping [TS]

00:28:04   raccoons that there are consequences to [TS]

00:28:07   be a poet [TS]

00:28:08   are you always finding great articles on [TS]

00:28:14   the web you'd love to read but just [TS]

00:28:16   don't have the time [TS]

00:28:17   instapaper saves webpages for reading [TS]

00:28:19   later for ipad iphone android kindle you [TS]

00:28:22   can read when you're waiting on line [TS]

00:28:23   riding the bus eating breakfast or lying [TS]

00:28:26   in bed you can even read offline great [TS]

00:28:28   for when you're on a plane or the subway [TS]

00:28:30   and don't have an internet connection [TS]

00:28:31   pages are shown without clutter or [TS]

00:28:33   distractions you can adjust the text to [TS]

00:28:36   a comfortable size and font and much [TS]

00:28:37   more read more and read better by [TS]

00:28:40   reading later with instapaper get it now [TS]

00:28:43   instapaper com or search for instapaper [TS]

00:28:45   in the app store and I wanted to have [TS]

00:28:49   mother record to recognize that she had [TS]

00:28:51   she had lost control of the situation [TS]

00:28:53   and let's make this little mini it [TS]

00:28:57   this is gonna be a learning experience [TS]

00:28:58   for everybody so I got out in the yard [TS]

00:29:00   and she's out but she's by the barn and [TS]

00:29:02   she's got a very concerned look on her [TS]

00:29:04   face and the babies are all up the tree [TS]

00:29:06   and I don't know if you have much [TS]

00:29:07   experience watching raccoons hide in a [TS]

00:29:09   tree where they hide in place you can [TS]

00:29:12   sit real still [TS]

00:29:13   yeah they watch the raccoons go up to my [TS]

00:29:15   daughter and I have tried to like the [TS]

00:29:16   records in that park across the street [TS]

00:29:18   they go straight up a tree I know [TS]

00:29:19   exactly where they live and even when [TS]

00:29:21   they're staring at me I still can't see [TS]

00:29:22   them and they don't exactly [TS]

00:29:24   yeah they make the grab onto the tree [TS]

00:29:25   and they just kind of turn their bodies [TS]

00:29:27   in such a way that they become part of [TS]

00:29:29   the tree and you can be looking at them [TS]

00:29:31   and they'll just disappear like a [TS]

00:29:33   Cheshire cat but in any case these baby [TS]

00:29:37   reckons they understood the concept of [TS]

00:29:40   this but they had they have not learned [TS]

00:29:43   exactly how to do it so all four member [TS]

00:29:45   up kind of right where a raccoon would [TS]

00:29:47   go to hide in the crook of a branch or [TS]

00:29:50   whatever and made kind of try and hide [TS]

00:29:52   but they are there plainly visible [TS]

00:29:54   they're not fooling me [TS]

00:29:56   rookie and after a few after a few [TS]

00:29:59   minutes of being in the tree they can't [TS]

00:30:01   resist starting to play with each other [TS]

00:30:03   and try not to each other out of the [TS]

00:30:05   tree and and they start roughhousing in [TS]

00:30:08   the tree so the mom is over here the [TS]

00:30:11   babies are in the tree i'm in between [TS]

00:30:12   them [TS]

00:30:13   and I sat down on the grass and I [TS]

00:30:17   started to explain in a very calm voice [TS]

00:30:19   to the mother that i was i would had no [TS]

00:30:21   and I had no evil plan [TS]

00:30:24   no yeah I'm merely here to teach kinda [TS]

00:30:26   said listen this is all going to turn [TS]

00:30:28   out okay this is just a moment of [TS]

00:30:30   anxiety in your life but I'm gonna sit [TS]

00:30:33   here I'm going to look at your babies [TS]

00:30:35   because it's fun i'm gonna look at these [TS]

00:30:38   four baby records in the tree i'm gonna [TS]

00:30:40   watch him i'm gonna have fun doing it [TS]

00:30:42   I'm trying to keep talking to you in a [TS]

00:30:44   calm voice near fine and I'm fine and [TS]

00:30:46   they're fine and so we spent about 20 [TS]

00:30:49   minutes with her like and you know she's [TS]

00:30:52   nursing right she's got hurt her little [TS]

00:30:54   teats or Angeles our pendulum and she [TS]

00:30:58   she she never relaxed i wouldn't say but [TS]

00:31:01   she sheep calm down to the point where [TS]

00:31:05   she was like okay this is not an attack [TS]

00:31:08   scenario he's sitting in the grass but [TS]

00:31:12   it's still not a very cool scene and the [TS]

00:31:14   babies were just having the time of [TS]

00:31:15   their life by this point climate all [TS]

00:31:16   around the tree was slap boxing each [TS]

00:31:20   other and after a while I realized okay [TS]

00:31:24   I have I have I think I've made my point [TS]

00:31:27   raccoons are welcome here in my yard but [TS]

00:31:31   there needs to be order there need to be [TS]

00:31:33   some rules and so I said to her I'm [TS]

00:31:36   going to get out of your way I'm going [TS]

00:31:37   to stay here in the yard but I'm gonna [TS]

00:31:40   get I'm gonna get out of your [TS]

00:31:41   out-of-the-way of the scene and so I [TS]

00:31:43   backed up and I sat down in the grass a [TS]

00:31:45   little bit further and she made this [TS]

00:31:47   imperceptible sound and all for the [TS]

00:31:51   raccoon babies who had you know been [TS]

00:31:53   like often their world when they weren't [TS]

00:31:56   they weren't looking at her they were [TS]

00:31:58   they were kind of looking at me but they [TS]

00:31:59   were really just goofing around in the [TS]

00:32:00   tree all of a sudden their ears all went [TS]

00:32:02   up and one by one they went face-first [TS]

00:32:04   down the down the trunk in a very [TS]

00:32:08   orderly line and then the parade went [TS]

00:32:11   off over the fence and behind the barn [TS]

00:32:14   it was a very nice very nice moment and [TS]

00:32:18   I feel like those you know those [TS]

00:32:19   raccoons that were a little dreamy if [TS]

00:32:22   they still have their dreams [TS]

00:32:24   there's some there's so many lessons in [TS]

00:32:26   that yeah normal checkup [TS]

00:32:28   they still please don't have their [TS]

00:32:29   dreams it's hard when you're it's hard [TS]

00:32:31   when your parents they're gonna think [TS]

00:32:32   they're gonna suck it up when they look [TS]

00:32:34   when they're moving during day when [TS]

00:32:36   they're moving when they're when they're [TS]

00:32:37   cross country during the daytime this is [TS]

00:32:39   something i'm going to teach my daughter [TS]

00:32:40   when we are moving cross-country during [TS]

00:32:41   the day [TS]

00:32:42   you suck it up you get on my heels go [TS]

00:32:45   grab a symmetry [TS]

00:32:46   that's right you're not you're not [TS]

00:32:47   sniffing in coffee cans look what I want [TS]

00:32:50   your eyes on I want your eyes on my [TS]

00:32:52   shoelaces where noted syrena's you too [TS]

00:32:56   honey 2 right here much okay let's make [TS]

00:32:58   this happen to boom and you lay low to [TS]

00:33:01   do that thing where like stupid run [TS]

00:33:02   really fast like you're like there's a [TS]

00:33:04   sniper how do you move around during the [TS]

00:33:05   day if you can say did you get you [TS]

00:33:08   getting your transaction and just Layla [TS]

00:33:10   I mean that's a very loud vehicle is [TS]

00:33:12   plain sight as I look when I'm on foot [TS]

00:33:15   during the day I hug hug the wall that's [TS]

00:33:17   smart [TS]

00:33:18   yeah but when i'm in the car during the [TS]

00:33:20   day no no you hide in plain sight where [TS]

00:33:22   the guy with you're the guy who's motor [TS]

00:33:24   is saying you'll get your chance you [TS]

00:33:26   could look away who I'm like yeah i'm [TS]

00:33:30   looking at you still [TS]

00:33:31   i'm driving by real slow i'm still [TS]

00:33:32   looking at you amazing part is you know [TS]

00:33:35   there's there are so many people in your [TS]

00:33:36   neighborhood were so busy with the [TS]

00:33:38   chrysler 300 they would not take the [TS]

00:33:39   time to sit down and explain something [TS]

00:33:41   to mother record and then teach a lesson [TS]

00:33:43   to the the record public babies but it [TS]

00:33:45   is it's amazing to me that not only can [TS]

00:33:47   you can share that wisdom just vocally I [TS]

00:33:50   don't know the reason my bullets or [TS]

00:33:51   specific book was the vocalizations that [TS]

00:33:53   they needed this with LC I was I was I [TS]

00:33:56   was speaking to her in this voice is [TS]

00:33:58   very calming very calm i was like i do i [TS]

00:34:01   I recognize right now that i am in [TS]

00:34:04   between a mother raccoon her baby so and [TS]

00:34:06   that is not [TS]

00:34:08   that is not strictly advisable it is not [TS]

00:34:12   something I would tell a ten-year-old to [TS]

00:34:14   do but I feel like in the in this [TS]

00:34:17   situation my calm talking is going to [TS]

00:34:20   make everything happen according to plan [TS]

00:34:23   you and you give her something to think [TS]

00:34:26   about you know it's it's a it's a lesson [TS]

00:34:28   but it's something when she scurries [TS]

00:34:29   back up her own net to help the trees [TS]

00:34:31   that i pronounce it cal points out the [TS]

00:34:33   top but the cut [TS]

00:34:34   ok when she goes Harper tree and they [TS]

00:34:35   say she'll have a minute [TS]

00:34:37   yes the exercises put the poet's to bed [TS]

00:34:39   she'll have some time to think a little [TS]

00:34:40   bit and reflect [TS]

00:34:41   yeah sure you know what I want her to [TS]

00:34:43   think about what she was thinking about [TS]

00:34:45   the next fence she was thinking about [TS]

00:34:47   how to get across the street and she [TS]

00:34:50   wasn't thinking about that last part [TS]

00:34:53   baby she was she was she was future for [TS]

00:34:57   you wanted thinking about that previous [TS]

00:34:58   fence and the space in between two she [TS]

00:35:00   was blown right through there like it's [TS]

00:35:02   normal [TS]

00:35:03   well I want everybody in my neighborhood [TS]

00:35:05   raccoons and crows included to recognize [TS]

00:35:07   that the area within my fence is a [TS]

00:35:10   special zone you're eating you made it [TS]

00:35:14   into remember correctly and if you're [TS]

00:35:15   finished did you actually make a white [TS]

00:35:17   picket fence yourself you all I picket [TS]

00:35:19   fence in the front which is a which is [TS]

00:35:22   kind of a Trojan horse like white picket [TS]

00:35:25   fences very inviting it makes the house [TS]

00:35:27   look very like friendly to the street [TS]

00:35:30   it says the person who lives here is a [TS]

00:35:32   safe person here like an urban [TS]

00:35:35   gingerbread house a little gingerbread [TS]

00:35:37   that's right and then every other fence [TS]

00:35:39   in my house is booby-trapped [TS]

00:35:42   oh no all the other thing as different [TS]

00:35:46   booby traps [TS]

00:35:47   Oh hundred percent use electricity for [TS]

00:35:49   everything that foxes are going to get [TS]

00:35:50   your hands [TS]

00:35:51   yeah they're gonna figure that out there [TS]

00:35:52   they're wily and records are really [TS]

00:35:54   smart and they're really heavy [TS]

00:35:55   there's a lot of there's a lot that you [TS]

00:35:57   can do a lot of damage they've just [TS]

00:35:58   discovered our compost can outside you [TS]

00:36:02   know San Francisco so you get a compost [TS]

00:36:03   thing right and and and so now every [TS]

00:36:05   night we can hear them they figured out [TS]

00:36:07   how to knock it over [TS]

00:36:08   I don't know it's looking for 12 years [TS]

00:36:09   and I never had this until like this [TS]

00:36:10   week so maybe this is one of those crows [TS]

00:36:12   thanks John maybe the words gonna spread [TS]

00:36:14   and and you know and you know I get [TS]

00:36:16   let's take this to the hundredth monkey [TS]

00:36:17   level you want to open your scallop be [TS]

00:36:18   thrown off the cliff right in this [TS]

00:36:20   instance this [TS]

00:36:21   be a raccoon and I don't know if they're [TS]

00:36:22   loners obviously the poet probably spend [TS]

00:36:24   a lot of time masturbating and you know [TS]

00:36:26   and reading kowski but she goes out and [TS]

00:36:28   talks to other raccoons [TS]

00:36:29   hey that's going to save you the trouble [TS]

00:36:30   of having to do that again it becomes [TS]

00:36:31   kind of reckon folk wisdom that she's [TS]

00:36:33   been able to share it maybe as far as [TS]

00:36:35   ever it maybe nobody's ever going to go [TS]

00:36:37   into that transition because they [TS]

00:36:38   understand that there's an implied fence [TS]

00:36:39   there [TS]

00:36:40   here's the thing about raccoons who if [TS]

00:36:42   you can see ya reckon there are four [TS]

00:36:45   raccoons can't see [TS]

00:36:46   oh ok that there are always our records [TS]

00:36:49   then you said like we're like roaches [TS]

00:36:50   are businesspeople right although i [TS]

00:36:53   would never characterized right but I [TS]

00:36:55   have the utmost respect for raccoons and [TS]

00:36:58   i would put roaches and business people [TS]

00:36:59   in a separate class i'm gonna come back [TS]

00:37:01   to that I want to feel my butt raccoons [TS]

00:37:03   and crows I feel are very similar to one [TS]

00:37:05   another in the sense that there they are [TS]

00:37:08   territorial but they also also travel in [TS]

00:37:11   groups and and they're thinking ahead in [TS]

00:37:14   most cases and I think this this mother [TS]

00:37:16   record and her babies are all going to [TS]

00:37:19   be now forward thinking they're all [TS]

00:37:21   there [TS]

00:37:22   they're always going to have 1i looking [TS]

00:37:27   out who you know what I mean I reckon so [TS]

00:37:29   you know like Chris like any of these [TS]

00:37:30   like a la it's like how how I find [TS]

00:37:34   myself attracted to a certain kind of [TS]

00:37:35   superhero like I'm not that into a [TS]

00:37:37   superhero that's just wrong it's just [TS]

00:37:39   fast it's just wiley I like the [TS]

00:37:41   combination and in this case your it's [TS]

00:37:43   kind of like you got the strength of the [TS]

00:37:45   hall right you got the wildness of [TS]

00:37:46   somebody's not the Hulk in if you want [TS]

00:37:49   to start a little bit of sarcasm in a [TS]

00:37:50   superhero and I was absolutely [TS]

00:37:52   I I you know what bordering on cockiness [TS]

00:37:54   mhm you know maybe you fall down but you [TS]

00:37:57   get back out now how seriously taking [TS]

00:38:00   this car thing that's some trouble wombo [TS]

00:38:02   realism right there [TS]

00:38:04   um here's the thing i'm sorry for you [TS]

00:38:07   say that what if i could say roughly now [TS]

00:38:08   and now I don't want again I don't want [TS]

00:38:10   to bring up an old wound if you can do [TS]

00:38:12   that but did that your van blew up a [TS]

00:38:14   while back is that correct oh yeah i'm [TS]

00:38:15   still devastated shame of it smells like [TS]

00:38:17   fart anywhere near though no no another [TS]

00:38:20   actually cleaned out all the parts and [TS]

00:38:22   they're using it to transport Capuchin [TS]

00:38:24   helper monkey somewhere [TS]

00:38:25   wow you're my helper monkey people [TS]

00:38:29   that's full of monkeys right was it [TS]

00:38:31   but it wasn't burnt on the front part [TS]

00:38:35   was that I was it like the engine seized [TS]

00:38:36   up or what happened [TS]

00:38:37   no it was a it was a situation where at [TS]

00:38:40   300,000 miles the the for transmission [TS]

00:38:43   just ate itself that's a goddamn shame [TS]

00:38:45   that's it that's all you got out of it [TS]

00:38:47   yeah I know right and the engine is [TS]

00:38:50   still the engine absolutely still [TS]

00:38:52   running the triton v10 motor great motor [TS]

00:38:55   I i would say that n cylinder engine [TS]

00:38:58   that's correct tense and i would put [TS]

00:39:01   that in any power boat i was building [TS]

00:39:02   it's a it's a great mother and I'm sure [TS]

00:39:06   that they replace the transmission on [TS]

00:39:07   this thing and it is it went to live on [TS]

00:39:09   a farm you want to live on a monkey farm [TS]

00:39:12   and it is there they're driving around [TS]

00:39:13   so it's probably the vehicle they used [TS]

00:39:16   to teach the monkeys to drive that was [TS]

00:39:17   thinking the exact same thing [TS]

00:39:19   let's be honest yeah the monkeys wanted [TS]

00:39:21   to go on to her if they put out another [TS]

00:39:23   record wanted to go into anything it [TS]

00:39:24   would probably not be something you want [TS]

00:39:26   to put a lot of miles on you have to do [TS]

00:39:27   you have to refurbish a lot of things [TS]

00:39:28   but you know what it's like a fucking [TS]

00:39:30   Capuchin golf cart [TS]

00:39:31   it's fine for getting around the [TS]

00:39:32   compound drive around the compound the [TS]

00:39:34   doctor the thing is if you like a [TS]

00:39:35   seeing-eye dog you get tired you walk a [TS]

00:39:37   lot you have to bark like if you have a [TS]

00:39:39   differently hearing person like you have [TS]

00:39:40   to let me know that's a doorbell that's [TS]

00:39:42   a microwave your brain to rest they [TS]

00:39:43   might have to take them from one area to [TS]

00:39:45   another [TS]

00:39:46   I'm sure that's what's happening i have [TS]

00:39:48   no I have no doubt in my mind that [TS]

00:39:49   activation occupational therapy that's [TS]

00:39:51   what it is and I left I left all of the [TS]

00:39:54   all of the all-access passes from 15 [TS]

00:39:58   years of touring that were that we had [TS]

00:40:00   plastered all inside the band they're [TS]

00:40:02   all still there and I'm sure the monkeys [TS]

00:40:04   treasure them when they get a tinkerbell [TS]

00:40:06   out safe and sound and they think to [TS]

00:40:08   themselves [TS]

00:40:08   Wow can you imagine what ever been like [TS]

00:40:10   to be backstage at a December's concert [TS]

00:40:13   in 2003 ah dreams being cited for eating [TS]

00:40:18   the crudite re in as much as you can say [TS]

00:40:21   what is your current vehicle situation [TS]

00:40:22   well so currently I i have the choice of [TS]

00:40:27   three hoop tease one hoopty is a is a is [TS]

00:40:33   a 2000 volkswagen jetta oh what a v6 [TS]

00:40:36   motor for color and a five-speed it's [TS]

00:40:39   black which is the color of all Jenna's [TS]

00:40:41   and that is the judges are gonna start [TS]

00:40:45   rental interrupted are approximately how [TS]

00:40:46   many miles what's the condition it's got [TS]

00:40:48   about 8,000 miles and it's in fairly [TS]

00:40:51   decent consists condition i would say [TS]

00:40:52   that is the car that I used to zip [TS]

00:40:54   around her if I if I'm leaving the house [TS]

00:40:56   and like I I'm gonna be zipping around [TS]

00:40:58   today I take the zip around car [TS]

00:41:00   ok and then there is the 1997 chrysler [TS]

00:41:05   LHS model large Stan that only an old [TS]

00:41:10   person would buy it isn't it is the car [TS]

00:41:13   that that you have to I think you have [TS]

00:41:15   to be 75 years old to buy it in the end [TS]

00:41:17   up from the showroom [TS]

00:41:19   yeah power windows power windows power [TS]

00:41:21   brakes leather seats soon [TS]

00:41:23   this is the car that I inherited from my [TS]

00:41:25   dad at one point I was a the the band [TS]

00:41:28   mumford and sons had come to Seattle and [TS]

00:41:31   after the show they were like I'm right [TS]

00:41:35   here in Seattle let's go get some [TS]

00:41:36   Seattle food ingredient it's late at [TS]

00:41:39   night and we're gonna have a great [TS]

00:41:40   Seattle time he just took me just took a [TS]

00:41:44   lingual tour of England you let you just [TS]

00:41:48   within one sentence went just like five [TS]

00:41:50   different cities in England and I said [TS]

00:41:53   stop New York shit for come on Mumford & [TS]

00:41:56   Sons pile in my own age with us and so [TS]

00:42:00   we're driving around seattle and they [TS]

00:42:02   are all of them all four of them in the [TS]

00:42:04   backseat of the of this car sliding [TS]

00:42:08   around on the big leather couch and they [TS]

00:42:11   are marveling american cars and I like [TS]

00:42:14   this car so big it's so amazing [TS]

00:42:18   look at all this whole room and it's got [TS]

00:42:20   power windows and power seats and was [TS]

00:42:24   sliding around with just a merry bunch [TS]

00:42:26   of Englishmen brilliant it's brilliant [TS]

00:42:29   isn't it Wow and I was like you English [TS]

00:42:31   people are so cute and charming and we [TS]

00:42:34   drove around the car they didn't want to [TS]

00:42:36   go to a restaurant they just wanted to [TS]

00:42:37   drive around in my big American car and [TS]

00:42:39   play slap and tickle with each other [TS]

00:42:41   impacts of those letters so that so that [TS]

00:42:44   is let to who p2 we have any [TS]

00:42:47   again what you're I'm sorry that's a 97 [TS]

00:42:49   it's blue and green [TS]

00:42:50   it's a car that I get into a lot of [TS]

00:42:52   arguments with my mom about because i [TS]

00:42:54   say i'm taking the blue car and she says [TS]

00:42:56   it's green [TS]

00:42:58   oh and I said that it would have let me [TS]

00:43:01   have better sense of color but I [TS]

00:43:02   disagree with that I say this is not a [TS]

00:43:05   green card this is a blue car it is blue [TS]

00:43:08   green but it is blue green shading to [TS]

00:43:10   blue and she says it's amazing you can [TS]

00:43:13   get your records finished she says you [TS]

00:43:14   are wrong it is blue green shading to [TS]

00:43:17   green and therefore it is a green car [TS]

00:43:20   and I say this blue car we have never [TS]

00:43:22   resolved this i'm trying to find out [TS]

00:43:25   right now it appears that the 1997 [TS]

00:43:28   chrysler LLC I'm going here by the [TS]

00:43:29   colors of touch-up paint that you can [TS]

00:43:31   get is that did you agree that that is a [TS]

00:43:32   fair [TS]

00:43:33   yeah I'd say okay that's why spend that [TS]

00:43:35   the ones that we think we can rule out [TS]

00:43:36   is drama gold metallic got that crystal [TS]

00:43:40   stone white light platinum metallic [TS]

00:43:43   right right out [TS]

00:43:45   it's an England well I don't wild berry [TS]

00:43:47   pearl which is gonna be a pole dancer [TS]

00:43:48   named candy apple red I love candy apple [TS]

00:43:51   i love that was one of my favorite [TS]

00:43:52   segments of the reckless could do is try [TS]

00:43:55   we don't wear out we got deep amethyst [TS]

00:43:57   up against deep amethyst pearl the [TS]

00:44:01   Spruce pearl metallic deep amethyst [TS]

00:44:05   pearl is clearly like a midnight blue [TS]

00:44:07   at least here on my with my color [TS]

00:44:08   settings on my monitor and spruce pearl [TS]

00:44:11   metallic is going almost a slightly [TS]

00:44:13   darker gonna be green [TS]

00:44:14   so do you have sense i can send you the [TS]

00:44:16   URL for this [TS]

00:44:18   well you know I could run this could [TS]

00:44:20   just be touched us maybe people you know [TS]

00:44:22   what maybe he's people who get blue [TS]

00:44:23   almost green paint don't need to touch [TS]

00:44:25   up paint i'm wondering if it isn't [TS]

00:44:28   spruce but a but let me look at medicare [TS]

00:44:31   as we know it might have a patina it [TS]

00:44:33   definitely has a patina m97 chrysler LHS [TS]

00:44:36   sit down cut all this out don't worry [TS]

00:44:38   you know what it might be this bruce let [TS]

00:44:41   me ask you a question [TS]

00:44:42   nah crown victoria yeah what about it [TS]

00:44:46   well what what is the one thing that [TS]

00:44:49   everybody knows about a crown victoria [TS]

00:44:50   is a taxicab well I think of it as being [TS]

00:44:55   the cop car [TS]

00:44:57   oh I'm sorry oh alright alright there's [TS]

00:44:59   a little dick sure yeah yeah but I mean [TS]

00:45:02   like you see a crown Vicki if you're [TS]

00:45:04   somebody who looks in the rearview [TS]

00:45:05   mirror a lot and it does so to see if [TS]

00:45:07   it's a cop behind you you get real good [TS]

00:45:09   at knowing for example in the eighties [TS]

00:45:11   you could learn like oh that's key rack [TS]

00:45:13   versus that's flashing lights it if you [TS]

00:45:16   were somebody that had a lot of weed in [TS]

00:45:17   your car you learn square headlights you [TS]

00:45:20   gotta start checking if they're [TS]

00:45:21   rectangular headlights you need to be [TS]

00:45:22   looking at you learn what a crown vics [TS]

00:45:23   headlights look like right now said [TS]

00:45:25   around probably some fruity European in [TS]

00:45:28   the eighties of course all cop cars were [TS]

00:45:30   Chevy caprices I'm gonna have to look [TS]

00:45:34   that up here's what I'm saying I'm gonna [TS]

00:45:35   say is this when i see a crown vic i [TS]

00:45:37   know it's a cop car right I see chrysler [TS]

00:45:39   LHS that's not a cop car but i think [TS]

00:45:42   that might be a cop's car in this case [TS]

00:45:44   yes it was owned by an attorney but [TS]

00:45:46   looking at the chrysler LHS page on [TS]

00:45:48   wikipedia which is an internet site it [TS]

00:45:50   looks very much to me like the first and [TS]

00:45:52   second-generation chrysler LHS rights [TS]

00:45:55   1997 is when they look like they redid [TS]

00:45:57   it in 99 is when and the new ones look a [TS]

00:46:00   little bit almost like a Fiat like up [TS]

00:46:02   like a what he called a glandular [TS]

00:46:06   problem you know [TS]

00:46:07   Oh a president porpoise whoo-hoo yeah [TS]

00:46:09   Andre the Giant car or enjoy Ramon so [TS]

00:46:11   this is so much like a cop's car the LHS [TS]

00:46:14   is is very much a cop's car are cops [TS]

00:46:16   wife's car and it is it is a it's a car [TS]

00:46:20   that is so it's so featureless that get [TS]

00:46:25   is the ultimate blend in car like I I [TS]

00:46:29   used to drive when I had that van the [TS]

00:46:31   van is a is a is a total blend into [TS]

00:46:34   certain it blends into industrial areas [TS]

00:46:38   if you're driving that van especially [TS]

00:46:39   the one that I had with tinted windows [TS]

00:46:41   were driving that van through a suburban [TS]

00:46:42   neighborhood who every mom comes out and [TS]

00:46:45   spend rushers her kids back inside no [TS]

00:46:48   question but if you're driving and [TS]

00:46:49   totally had that vibe it's a little bit [TS]

00:46:52   too innocuous it's either going to be [TS]

00:46:53   some kind of like if I may say a [TS]

00:46:55   government spy probably something is a [TS]

00:46:57   little bit rapey mm are you can't be a [TS]

00:47:00   little rapey the less not going to [TS]

00:47:02   circle back to that but in seattle for [TS]

00:47:04   instance there's a there's a river [TS]

00:47:05   called the Duwamish River and their [TS]

00:47:06   factories lining the river all the way [TS]

00:47:09   long and one of my favorite things to do [TS]

00:47:12   later tonight is to drive down into [TS]

00:47:14   because the factories you can drive down [TS]

00:47:15   into them and then drive kind of threw [TS]

00:47:19   them along the river and go from one [TS]

00:47:23   factory to the next it's not a place [TS]

00:47:25   it's a place where forklifts are who is [TS]

00:47:27   not a place where anyone would ever [TS]

00:47:28   think to drive so they haven't it hasn't [TS]

00:47:31   occurred to anybody to block it off arm [TS]

00:47:35   because it's a it's a bit you you're [TS]

00:47:37   actually just driving through factories [TS]

00:47:40   while there while they're making lead [TS]

00:47:43   ingots or whatever they do in factories [TS]

00:47:45   and at two o'clock in the morning it's [TS]

00:47:48   the night shift their guys down there [TS]

00:47:50   there there there making sparks a lot of [TS]

00:47:52   a lot of these factories all they do [TS]

00:47:53   late at night is just make sparks [TS]

00:47:55   there's just a guy with a zephyr for [TS]

00:47:57   export [TS]

00:47:58   it's just like he's got a car by and saw [TS]

00:48:01   blade and he's just sawing letting gets [TS]

00:48:03   and is making sparks I'm convinced [TS]

00:48:06   that's all that sounds like a new deal [TS]

00:48:08   make work much decided out of this box [TS]

00:48:10   factory you feel like you're in a Billy [TS]

00:48:12   Joel video from the middle age there's [TS]

00:48:14   some guy system got a hard-on and it's [TS]

00:48:16   just it's like three o'clock in the [TS]

00:48:18   morning he's just making sparks so I dry [TS]

00:48:20   used to drive my van down through these [TS]

00:48:22   factories and you know you would go in [TS]

00:48:24   through the loading door just like they [TS]

00:48:27   just wait you three [TS]

00:48:28   yeah you drive through this like like [TS]

00:48:30   50,000 square-foot building where there [TS]

00:48:32   are a dozen guys making sparks and by [TS]

00:48:35   the time they look up from their carbide [TS]

00:48:37   saws and go [TS]

00:48:38   what was that i'm already out but out [TS]

00:48:41   the door on the other side and driving [TS]

00:48:43   through the next building and I'm going [TS]

00:48:44   really slow right this humble and in [TS]

00:48:49   that van I looked like I was on official [TS]

00:48:51   business [TS]

00:48:52   I look like I was a guy that belong [TS]

00:48:54   there i was there delivering new car [TS]

00:48:56   bits and and so I never got challenged [TS]

00:48:59   security guards they don't even wave you [TS]

00:49:02   through they just don't they they just [TS]

00:49:04   don't look at me like I don't even have [TS]

00:49:06   to check that bad you know there's a bad [TS]

00:49:08   we just drive right past these guys kind [TS]

00:49:10   of give them a little nod they kind of [TS]

00:49:12   give me an awed by the time they were [TS]

00:49:14   like who's that guy was already like a [TS]

00:49:16   hundred feet down you know through the [TS]

00:49:18   building and I used to love that [TS]

00:49:21   it was one of my favorite late-night [TS]

00:49:23   activities but when the van went away [TS]

00:49:26   try doing that in a black jetta em who [TS]

00:49:33   was that you I is you know we have a [TS]

00:49:35   similar car in that we have a bachata [TS]

00:49:37   and it no matter you look like you're [TS]

00:49:38   hiding something with a black jetta a [TS]

00:49:41   black jetta does not belong there [TS]

00:49:43   black jetta looks like you have pulled [TS]

00:49:45   over looking for a place to do a little [TS]

00:49:48   line of crystal meth along you don't [TS]

00:49:50   you're he did that's not true [TS]

00:49:53   internal problem is you don't belong [TS]

00:49:54   you're you're you're a man without a [TS]

00:49:56   country and I've been a black jetta the [TS]

00:49:58   only place that you belong is at a out [TS]

00:50:00   at like Morrissey concert in our parking [TS]

00:50:04   lot doing bumps of shitty crystal up [TS]

00:50:07   your feet it is now the black jetta [TS]

00:50:10   means nothing it wasn't as one of a [TS]

00:50:13   passat right beside ya passat can be a [TS]

00:50:15   super classy right i think it's what my [TS]

00:50:17   lady with would probably like to have if [TS]

00:50:18   she had a more successful husband but [TS]

00:50:20   I'll you know if we have a mutual friend [TS]

00:50:22   who's quite well-to-do that it has a [TS]

00:50:24   very very nice passat that's yeah i just [TS]

00:50:26   heard a very very comfortable car now [TS]

00:50:29   the problem is the reason i say this [TS]

00:50:30   it's like you to be discussed in the [TS]

00:50:31   past i'm sorry to derail you have a [TS]

00:50:33   couple more questions about locks and i [TS]

00:50:34   wanna hear about your third hoop dee but [TS]

00:50:36   just quickly I'm i i i iu mention the [TS]

00:50:39   past you felt like you were you were [TS]

00:50:41   never in any nerd camp [TS]

00:50:43   you were so nerdy that you weren't a [TS]

00:50:44   nerd right you didn't even fit in with [TS]

00:50:47   this group over here that you didn't [TS]

00:50:48   align yourself with the dnd people or [TS]

00:50:51   with fantasy people you'll scare was [TS]

00:50:52   old-fashioned or which meant that I [TS]

00:50:54   tried to learn big words and I like to [TS]

00:50:56   read books I didn't think you thought it [TS]

00:50:59   was working [TS]

00:51:00   and-and-and-and thought that adults when [TS]

00:51:02   I was a ten-year-old I believe that [TS]

00:51:04   adults considered appear because i [TS]

00:51:08   thought i thought i was working from the [TS]

00:51:09   inside when I all I you know what I was [TS]

00:51:12   exactly like that like that story Paul's [TS]

00:51:14   case about my short story about the kid [TS]

00:51:16   who wants to go be fancy and he goes out [TS]

00:51:18   and steals money becomes fancy I was [TS]

00:51:20   like that I absolutely thought there's [TS]

00:51:22   no question I fit in i'm at least as [TS]

00:51:24   smart as all these people look I don't I [TS]

00:51:26   know words like [TS]

00:51:26   antidisestablishmentarianism [TS]

00:51:28   that's right Sharon differently yes [TS]

00:51:30   serendipity is that [TS]

00:51:32   was it wrong now there's so many words [TS]

00:51:35   like that's right i think i did Serendip [TS]

00:51:37   ID for the other day I was driving along [TS]

00:51:39   with a friend and I said well we [TS]

00:51:41   certainly have a Darth of options and [TS]

00:51:44   she said there can only be 26 said you [TS]

00:51:47   see Darth options and I said we had our [TS]

00:51:50   thought you said i believe it's [TS]

00:51:51   pronounced earth [TS]

00:51:52   its lucky you were outside right believe [TS]

00:51:55   I said fuck you fuck you fuck you bookie [TS]

00:51:58   eyes as he shot shot the Rotter guys and [TS]

00:52:03   said I know how to pronounce it [TS]

00:52:06   no I didn't do that I said I said I've [TS]

00:52:08   i'm pretty sure that this is one of [TS]

00:52:09   those words that has multiple acceptable [TS]

00:52:12   pronunciation [TS]

00:52:13   here's the 10 well then the problem is [TS]

00:52:15   she has electronic phone [TS]

00:52:18   Oh brighter and was putting in my face [TS]

00:52:20   where there was not it did not say to [TS]

00:52:23   acceptable pronunciations it's a dearth [TS]

00:52:25   is the acceptable pronunciation and i'll [TS]

00:52:27   wear that phone has been that could have [TS]

00:52:29   been easily tampered with [TS]

00:52:31   that's right anyway I I I hadn't felt in [TS]

00:52:33   that situation that honor a like [TS]

00:52:37   compelled me to admit this one instance [TS]

00:52:41   that maybe she had a point [TS]

00:52:44   well i would i'm not going to see your [TS]

00:52:45   something might happen no that's silly [TS]

00:52:47   sounds way better and I think you'd say [TS]

00:52:49   that you misspoke it was you know it's [TS]

00:52:51   like it's like the difference between [TS]

00:52:52   something being lost and something being [TS]

00:52:55   mislaid people who say I misspoke [TS]

00:52:57   deserve a kick in the balls [TS]

00:52:59   is that right and really the word to use [TS]

00:53:01   for it i don't i don't believe I don't [TS]

00:53:03   believe in I misspoke alcohol when I [TS]

00:53:05   what about what about miss Layton lost [TS]

00:53:08   oh I will slay something I don't like it [TS]

00:53:10   when people say I lost my keys [TS]

00:53:12   now you lose your virginity you miss [TS]

00:53:14   Leigh your keys well so fucking drunk [TS]

00:53:17   away structure also structurally Wilson [TS]

00:53:20   is my only thought on this first of all [TS]

00:53:22   I just close the thread on this crown [TS]

00:53:25   victoria first of all sad news i'm sorry [TS]

00:53:26   i have to bring it to you in this [TS]

00:53:27   particular format has been discontinued [TS]

00:53:29   and I knew that [TS]

00:53:30   ok that's just that's a bummer is there [TS]

00:53:32   only around for 20 years ninety-two 2012 [TS]

00:53:34   convict share the for panther platform [TS]

00:53:36   the one we've seen as it's called the [TS]

00:53:39   ford crown victoria police interceptor [TS]

00:53:40   which is a fucking cool name [TS]

00:53:42   great up there with a space explorer [TS]

00:53:44   yeah those cars you even drive those [TS]

00:53:46   cars into the ocean and they do you go [TS]

00:53:49   and try to buy a phone and seriously [TS]

00:53:51   you'll see like on the poster it's [TS]

00:53:53   called like the the lexisnexis 35 15-0 [TS]

00:53:56   release 6 or whatever can be fucking [TS]

00:53:58   kidding me [TS]

00:53:59   police interceptor uh only full-frame [TS]

00:54:01   rear-wheel drive passenger sedan having [TS]

00:54:04   been built in north america and was [TS]

00:54:05   popularly used in taxi cab fleet and [TS]

00:54:09   police service vehicles so yes I think [TS]

00:54:11   we can share the credit on that one [TS]

00:54:13   well I'm the thing is now cops are using [TS]

00:54:16   all kinds of like these dodge hot rods [TS]

00:54:19   that look like that look like a coke [TS]

00:54:23   dealer cars like they're not driving [TS]

00:54:25   around anymore in crown vics we're like [TS]

00:54:28   that's a cop [TS]

00:54:29   well cops still they still kind of [TS]

00:54:31   anonymous in silhouette I think that's [TS]

00:54:33   important [TS]

00:54:33   well it's it's worse not only are they [TS]

00:54:36   are not anonymous and silhouette but [TS]

00:54:37   they can come right up on your ass has [TS]

00:54:40   happened to me the other night as I was [TS]

00:54:42   speeding along drinks on a section of [TS]

00:54:44   road that i know it is safe to speed on [TS]

00:54:47   and as I was going I was speeding along [TS]

00:54:50   i was getting I was getting past the [TS]

00:54:53   dumb people that aren't that I have to [TS]

00:54:55   share the road with around here I was [TS]

00:54:57   bringing them behind me and then there [TS]

00:54:59   was a guy right on my bumper and I was [TS]

00:55:01   like oh this guy wants to play who's [TS]

00:55:03   this guy is right on my bumper holy moly [TS]

00:55:06   this guy sees it [TS]

00:55:08   this is an aggressive 3am driving and so [TS]

00:55:11   this is a raccoon is ready to get an [TS]

00:55:13   associates degree so there are times in [TS]

00:55:16   a situation like that where I will say [TS]

00:55:18   all right buddy let's see what you got [TS]

00:55:21   but i was i was it more like I was in a [TS]

00:55:23   more like fast but calm mood and that I [TS]

00:55:27   pulled my hoopty over one lane and I was [TS]

00:55:30   like I'm gonna let you go Bob [TS]

00:55:32   here's what I'm gonna let you go I'll [TS]

00:55:34   have grown whoa I'm gonna let you go by [TS]

00:55:37   it's 3am you you're here obviously [TS]

00:55:39   you're hot dogger I'm gonna let you get [TS]

00:55:42   on down the road and I pull over and [TS]

00:55:44   this side pulls up next to me and it's a [TS]

00:55:46   fucking state trooper code and he pulls [TS]

00:55:49   up right next to me and we're both hall [TS]

00:55:51   and ass down the road and he going there [TS]

00:55:53   is at me because it's not required glare [TS]

00:55:55   it's like a [TS]

00:55:56   you motherfucker you think you really [TS]

00:55:59   think they can just drive whatever speed [TS]

00:56:01   you want and I was like oh hello officer [TS]

00:56:05   suddenly you're the lady care i took my [TS]

00:56:09   foot off the gas and put on the brake [TS]

00:56:11   means you're going to ask the whole time [TS]

00:56:13   great that's about what I took my foot [TS]

00:56:15   off the gas but the car just kind of [TS]

00:56:17   went and I as i stated back out of his [TS]

00:56:22   black you know as as he blocks I contact [TS]

00:56:26   with as I just sort of late reply i'm [TS]

00:56:29   receiving hmm he look really stepped on [TS]

00:56:32   it and and and flew off into the night [TS]

00:56:35   like dick I was like well he had [TS]

00:56:37   somewhere to be but he wanted to take a [TS]

00:56:39   look minute to give me the give me the [TS]

00:56:42   Jeep's but the problem with it was he [TS]

00:56:44   was in some dodge r/t I don't even know [TS]

00:56:48   what the hell those cars are called it's [TS]

00:56:50   a it's like it it's not a challenger at [TS]

00:56:53   the it's a Dodge [TS]

00:56:56   what the hell is that true police car [TS]

00:57:00   he's in a new season one of these new [TS]

00:57:02   dodges that looks like just a guy though [TS]

00:57:04   I just dodge charger my friend you can [TS]

00:57:06   charge dock or illness 71 dodge coronet [TS]

00:57:08   yeah so yeah these students are not sure [TS]

00:57:10   it's a car that any guy that just that [TS]

00:57:13   just got a navy is going to happen oh [TS]

00:57:14   come on this is the same kind of car is [TS]

00:57:17   this way to start javelin with Starsky [TS]

00:57:18   and Hutch right this was Dukes of [TS]

00:57:20   Hazzard no journalist garage was a Ford [TS]

00:57:23   Torino torino who had a javelin was that [TS]

00:57:26   start uh anybody to at an AMC job is my [TS]

00:57:30   grandma did I don't get it right you got [TS]

00:57:34   grand for mr. Nash dealership that [TS]

00:57:36   became an AMC dealership seriously [TS]

00:57:38   yes in ohio who max dealership on the [TS]

00:57:42   owned it i mean you can make sure like [TS]

00:57:43   that up in case can check it so I don't [TS]

00:57:44   know [TS]

00:57:45   Nash like the head down to japanesey [TS]

00:57:47   with a 45 [TS]

00:57:50   yeah yeah Profiles in Courage boy this [TS]

00:57:54   is a really stupid looking car [TS]

00:57:56   yeah but the cops are using these things [TS]

00:57:57   out and they're using maybe they're [TS]

00:57:59   they're hopping with all kinds of hot [TS]

00:58:00   pain and it there there this car is this [TS]

00:58:03   is so chicken and waffles this card is [TS]

00:58:05   not knowing if you search for on the [TS]

00:58:06   internet it really doesn't know what it [TS]

00:58:08   wants to be its have no identity [TS]

00:58:09   prices i know a lot of people are drawn [TS]

00:58:11   a lot of people are buying them like I'm [TS]

00:58:12   hot rodder and then the cops are driving [TS]

00:58:14   them and then there's also like Navy [TS]

00:58:17   wives and stuff it's very confusing when [TS]

00:58:19   you see the cars on the road like I [TS]

00:58:20   don't know what that is anymore but you [TS]

00:58:22   know it's either going to be boring [TS]

00:58:23   trouble or both [TS]

00:58:25   well yeah and so I'm starting but but [TS]

00:58:27   you look at that and that's kind of that [TS]

00:58:29   headlight group configuration dodge uses [TS]

00:58:31   that are not a different car so you get [TS]

00:58:33   your rear-view mirror like is that a [TS]

00:58:34   station wagon is it Jack top is it I [TS]

00:58:39   don't know it's it's too much too much [TS]

00:58:41   too much and also the cops around here [TS]

00:58:42   driving SUVs now I it's hard to let it [TS]

00:58:46   through and harder and harder to know [TS]

00:58:47   know when you can speed [TS]

00:58:49   well and also if a guy comes up on your [TS]

00:58:51   on your back bumper is it is it time for [TS]

00:58:54   a showdown for to pull over to the side [TS]

00:58:56   of the road and let everybody know i [TS]

00:58:57   mean is i think they've shown their hand [TS]

00:58:59   exactly i think they're showing their [TS]

00:59:00   hand just a little bit because first of [TS]

00:59:02   all you know it's funny I was gonna say [TS]

00:59:03   this phone i want to look at that [TS]

00:59:04   Chrysler 300 [TS]

00:59:05   yeah this thing is on first glance it I [TS]

00:59:07   thought it looked like Jack Elam looks a [TS]

00:59:09   little bit wall-eyed but then if you [TS]

00:59:11   really look at the front of it it looks [TS]

00:59:12   a little bit like I don't know like [TS]

00:59:14   Wally or something it for a long time I [TS]

00:59:17   thought it's really happy looking at wal [TS]

00:59:18   I'd at first one that one that one [TS]

00:59:21   nothing first came out I was convinced [TS]

00:59:23   it it it was a Soviet car that they had [TS]

00:59:26   discovered the plans for in some like [TS]

00:59:29   version basement was like it was like a [TS]

00:59:31   so it was a bullet bureau car it's got a [TS]

00:59:34   family truckster kind of feel on the [TS]

00:59:35   grill and so now it does they have like [TS]

00:59:37   they say monkey did I become like a you [TS]

00:59:40   know but when that when that car first [TS]

00:59:42   came out it was very sinister looking i [TS]

00:59:43   thought it was great style [TS]

00:59:45   well here's the thing on this one and we [TS]

00:59:47   still get you through hip deep for [TS]

00:59:49   running out of time here is this [TS]

00:59:50   particular charger it looks a little [TS]

00:59:52   sinister it looks like it's kind of like [TS]

00:59:54   it's brows are you know what I mean the [TS]

00:59:56   classic kind of browse the furrowed but [TS]

00:59:58   like we made it made it look like it [TS]

00:59:58   like we made it made it look like it [TS]

01:00:00   got like the japanese anime eyes yes or [TS]

01:00:05   a power ranger that is mad about a power [TS]

01:00:08   ranger man ultraman maybe yeah somebody [TS]

01:00:11   somebody who is mad because their sound [TS]

01:00:14   sword is having a hard time killing [TS]

01:00:17   robots or whatever it is whatever animal [TS]

01:00:19   characters get mad about what are you [TS]

01:00:21   mad about that somebody's tried it but [TS]

01:00:22   some furry is trying to stick to pee pee [TS]

01:00:24   in there been there but you know and [TS]

01:00:27   somebody somebody bought their [TS]

01:00:28   daughter's underwear do you know about [TS]

01:00:30   this [TS]

01:00:31   yes you can buy japanese girl and what [TS]

01:00:33   did you know there's like a whole [TS]

01:00:34   there's like a whole name for me look up [TS]

01:00:36   the panty fetish [TS]

01:00:37   there's a certain is a name here's the [TS]

01:00:39   thing here's the thing about Japan [TS]

01:00:40   ya ya estamos have 50 words for snow and [TS]

01:00:45   the Diamonds have one word for every [TS]

01:00:47   single weird thing you can do with your [TS]

01:00:48   people [TS]

01:00:48   the Germans you know they're just don't [TS]

01:00:51   just slap them together later and just [TS]

01:00:53   say but scheisse on the end [TS]

01:00:56   let me see here's a panty store [TS]

01:01:01   apparently turns out that i'm trying to [TS]

01:01:05   find the name and this is actually [TS]

01:01:06   looking at one time just for Japanese [TS]

01:01:08   panting store there's a store there are [TS]

01:01:09   stores that you can actually go to yeah [TS]

01:01:12   i'm doing this from memory because i [TS]

01:01:13   only read this before the stores you can [TS]

01:01:14   actually go to on the stress response [TS]

01:01:16   you can actually go into a store and you [TS]

01:01:20   open the door and enters and the bell [TS]

01:01:21   Danes and a person try to pronounce this [TS]

01:01:24   i don't know i can't pronounce this be [TS]

01:01:27   you are UserA it's almost like the guy [TS]

01:01:29   from The Godfather Bruce era booster yes [TS]

01:01:32   the Japanese were caused by combining [TS]

01:01:33   about buruma meaning bloomers as in the [TS]

01:01:36   bottoms of girls swimsuits and serafuku [TS]

01:01:38   mean sailor suit and it's that they sell [TS]

01:01:40   used girls gym suits as well as school [TS]

01:01:43   uniforms you can buy undergarments [TS]

01:01:45   swimsuits [TS]

01:01:46   you can also buy socks sanitary napkins [TS]

01:01:48   haha urine and feces and so that's the [TS]

01:01:51   kind of store apps you can go in there [TS]

01:01:53   you know you'll see your kid your kid [TS]

01:01:56   you want to make a little bit of extra [TS]

01:01:57   but it's not yet where they got their [TS]

01:01:58   yakitori is one of the color money again [TS]

01:02:00   and again and again the one hand china [TS]

01:02:03   it's called China the the Chinese all [TS]

01:02:06   the junk [TS]

01:02:07   ok thank you got a couple extra bot song [TS]

01:02:12   and you know anyone who buys yeah yeah [TS]

01:02:14   yeah he's funny [TS]

01:02:15   I you know I'm just gonna guess I did [TS]

01:02:18   the order that these are provided in on [TS]

01:02:20   the wikipedia page is roughly how they [TS]

01:02:21   laid out in the store like when you go [TS]

01:02:23   into a disney store the sailor suits [TS]

01:02:25   first [TS]

01:02:26   well yeah maybe maybe they're just such [TS]

01:02:28   as stocks just socks in the front like [TS]

01:02:30   we're going to disney store the princess [TS]

01:02:31   stuff is in the back which thank god [TS]

01:02:33   you're not going to everything my own my [TS]

01:02:34   daughter's not into but like that that's [TS]

01:02:36   the target right you a lot of kids there [TS]

01:02:38   you know okay here's the thing John [TS]

01:02:40   why is milk in the back of every grocery [TS]

01:02:42   store because they want you have to walk [TS]

01:02:44   through the store to get the single most [TS]

01:02:46   popular item eggs milk right all the [TS]

01:02:47   staples are in the back of the store [TS]

01:02:49   that's completely by design in this case [TS]

01:02:51   if you want tap on saliva urine feces [TS]

01:02:53   you're gonna have to walk through some [TS]

01:02:55   socks some socks and panties and some [TS]

01:02:56   some gym suits right and you might be [TS]

01:02:58   picking up to be like you don't want to [TS]

01:03:00   send them here i'm gonna grab some of [TS]

01:03:01   these dirty socks and some of these use [TS]

01:03:03   gym suit bottoms [TS]

01:03:05   yeah yeah you make a shopping list a [TS]

01:03:07   bucket of species from a japanese girl [TS]

01:03:09   under bukkake phone and get you prove [TS]

01:03:12   that that feces came from a from a [TS]

01:03:14   deputy's girl in a in a sailor suit yeah [TS]

01:03:16   here's the thing this is this is gonna [TS]

01:03:18   be our 5th property prison poop screw [TS]

01:03:20   school girls used to openly participate [TS]

01:03:24   in the sale of their use panties and [TS]

01:03:26   that so there's a lot passing 2004 so in [TS]

01:03:31   2004 it was reported that some underage [TS]

01:03:33   girls were instead if they're banned [TS]

01:03:35   from selling panties allowing their [TS]

01:03:36   clients called Kashia or sniffers to [TS]

01:03:40   sniff their underwear from directly [TS]

01:03:42   between their legs wide all those those [TS]

01:03:45   little nasty little mix's others chose [TS]

01:03:49   to sell photos of themselves throwing in [TS]

01:03:51   the use panties for free [TS]

01:03:53   oh you're a swap meet you want to be [TS]

01:03:54   here by this nut and bolt for a dollar [TS]

01:03:56   an hour in a mirror [TS]

01:03:58   listen you can't you can't I can't I am [TS]

01:04:00   legally prohibited from selling my [TS]

01:04:02   paintings but if you pay to sniff my [TS]

01:04:05   panties are going through the pairings [TS]

01:04:07   in for free [TS]

01:04:08   it's a victimless crime yeah so I don't [TS]

01:04:12   know the thing is I seems to me that if [TS]

01:04:14   you're driving around in a car like that [TS]

01:04:15   this is the kind of thing it's going to [TS]

01:04:16   be on your mind is my daughters are my [TS]

01:04:18   daughter my daughter's fancy bits at a [TS]

01:04:20   brew Sarah maybe with a photo maybe not [TS]

01:04:23   were I think the saliva comes looking [TS]

01:04:25   jar you think it's really think is [TS]

01:04:26   attractively packaged you know how do [TS]

01:04:28   you know how long have to milk a little [TS]

01:04:30   Japanese girl to get a jar of saliva [TS]

01:04:32   two-and-a-half hours [TS]

01:04:35   you do know cutting anything changes [TS]

01:04:39   yeah where you know what they call it [TS]

01:04:41   the Pacific Rim you you hold you hold a [TS]

01:04:43   giant Alibaba haha you put a big battle [TS]

01:04:48   around and then you had just a big bow [TS]

01:04:50   that's holding a jar on her chin right [TS]

01:04:52   here like is the lolly [TS]

01:04:54   yeah so the job of the Japanese have [TS]

01:04:56   eight different words for tampon but [TS]

01:04:58   they only don't have any words for [TS]

01:04:59   missionary position today is never come [TS]

01:05:01   up it's never come up we have a [TS]

01:05:03   different kinds of tampons or just a [TS]

01:05:05   different words for the same time [TS]

01:05:07   yeah I know she's a very very small [TS]

01:05:08   they've transistor tampons there [TS]

01:05:11   yeah screw double for small people to [TS]

01:05:13   say don't have macaroni and cheese error [TS]

01:05:14   hoopty a third hoop dee is a Chrysler [TS]

01:05:18   another Christ product hook because my [TS]

01:05:21   family uh although although in my [TS]

01:05:25   eighties my family went foreign like [TS]

01:05:28   like a lot of people did in the eighties [TS]

01:05:30   and so there was literally falling apart [TS]

01:05:33   on the lot they were selling prices in [TS]

01:05:34   America who my dad started out ease and [TS]

01:05:38   my mom went through she cycled through [TS]

01:05:40   like she had a show for a while [TS]

01:05:43   crazy things before she settled on your [TS]

01:05:45   mom bought up his shell [TS]

01:05:47   well i kinda like I forced her to that [TS]

01:05:49   is there was a joke [TS]

01:05:51   ippudo 604 which is a pooja that you [TS]

01:05:54   don't see anymore because they all [TS]

01:05:56   rusted away and they didn't make very [TS]

01:05:58   many to begin with but it was the [TS]

01:05:59   Charleston all look at BWW it was a [TS]

01:06:02   beautiful car beautifully made and it [TS]

01:06:04   was beautifully handled beautifully it [TS]

01:06:07   was very stately the 64 and I talked my [TS]

01:06:10   mom into buying this car because i was [TS]

01:06:12   like we'll listen I'm in high school now [TS]

01:06:14   we live in a nice neighborhood [TS]

01:06:16   we need a car that represents we need to [TS]

01:06:19   be we need if we need like a foreign [TS]

01:06:21   sedan but I don't want us to get some [TS]

01:06:23   mercedes or out or something of volvo [TS]

01:06:26   that everybody has I wanted to have like [TS]

01:06:28   a like and I was so I was so crazy [TS]

01:06:32   I talked her into this crazy car and she [TS]

01:06:35   put it and it was one of those cars were [TS]

01:06:37   like anytime you any time you went up on [TS]

01:06:39   the curb [TS]

01:06:40   you dented the titanium rims that cost [TS]

01:06:44   five thousand dollars to you know to [TS]

01:06:46   polish and all the stuff that was it was [TS]

01:06:48   it was completely impractical car but it [TS]

01:06:50   was very fast in any case we went [TS]

01:06:53   through a bad period there in the [TS]

01:06:54   eighties where we started buying foreign [TS]

01:06:55   cars but up until that point from the [TS]

01:06:58   from the forties to the to the eighties [TS]

01:07:01   both of my parents were chrysler [TS]

01:07:04   daughter mopar people who and they [TS]

01:07:07   always known you know some kind of some [TS]

01:07:09   kind of plymouth or some kind of Dodge [TS]

01:07:10   and so I'm so anyway I have to chrysler [TS]

01:07:15   products now and it is because i have i [TS]

01:07:18   have inherited them from my from my [TS]

01:07:20   parents but my the third hoop dee is a [TS]

01:07:23   chrysler sebring convertible [TS]

01:07:26   oh wait sebring convertible haha you you [TS]

01:07:32   that is like you used to wear this Stan [TS]

01:07:33   Smith tennis shoes that sounds like the [TS]

01:07:35   stan smith tennis shoes of choirs I [TS]

01:07:37   still work Stan Smith tennis shoes and I [TS]

01:07:39   drive around in a white ford convertible [TS]

01:07:41   and people think that I'm gay he eating [TS]

01:07:45   dinner at three o'clock think I'm a [TS]

01:07:47   middle-aged gay man and I am happy to be [TS]

01:07:53   mistaken for a middle-aged man because [TS]

01:07:55   of wells would drive a white convertible [TS]

01:07:56   around Seattle like to let people know [TS]

01:07:59   that you like the top down with a big [TS]

01:08:01   for the big beard if you were runaway [TS]

01:08:03   sitting on your suitcase [TS]

01:08:04   oh and I and I fold up in this white [TS]

01:08:08   sebring convertible you could get into [TS]

01:08:10   perfectly safe because you know what i'm [TS]

01:08:12   listening to stealers wheel in the [TS]

01:08:13   stereo there's nothing bad there's not [TS]

01:08:16   nothing bad can happen right eat like a [TS]

01:08:19   talk about shoes in line dancing right [TS]

01:08:21   so that's Mike ruling hoopty like I get [TS]

01:08:24   in that car when it's a sunny day and [TS]

01:08:26   I'm feeling like but it also it's got [TS]

01:08:28   it's got a v6 it's not a it's no shocker [TS]

01:08:32   so I cruise around neighborhood in that [TS]

01:08:34   and it's also but you know since I live [TS]

01:08:36   uh since i live in the black pepper and [TS]

01:08:38   also get respect from the from the [TS]

01:08:40   middle-aged black guys who are like [TS]

01:08:41   alright that car's got a little bit of [TS]

01:08:43   class like you you're a smooth operator [TS]

01:08:47   I got your sheet your shoes match your [TS]

01:08:50   hats who if you don't I'm saying is that [TS]

01:08:53   is that a lot of people care thing she [TS]

01:08:56   might [TS]

01:08:58   ok you got three of these got three hope [TS]

01:08:59   you got 2,000 VW jetta ATK pretty pretty [TS]

01:09:02   decent condition chrysler LHS Sudan 97 [TS]

01:09:05   and mrs. cop car you got the chrysler [TS]

01:09:07   sebring we got the stan smith car that's [TS]

01:09:09   right [TS]

01:09:09   ah i have anything what I need to add to [TS]

01:09:13   this yeah is I think the 1977 well you [TS]

01:09:17   thought I for any it comes as no [TS]

01:09:19   surprise i have surmised that there's no [TS]

01:09:21   fucking question [TS]

01:09:22   there's plenty of room in this lineup [TS]

01:09:24   for a fourth 50-win shiny shiny seats [TS]

01:09:27   and lots and lots of air fresheners you [TS]

01:09:29   know what though you should go and do [TS]

01:09:30   you think you're pretty good sense of [TS]

01:09:31   smell [TS]

01:09:32   oh yeah I have a sense of smell that [TS]

01:09:34   haunts me for pretty much everything by [TS]

01:09:36   yourself [TS]

01:09:36   no no I I know you're aware you're aware [TS]

01:09:39   i recognize that i have a very [TS]

01:09:41   distinctive a musk which thank god its [TS]

01:09:48   people equate at the with both but [TS]

01:09:53   masculinity and also like virility [TS]

01:09:55   sexual you have any problems amazingly [TS]

01:09:57   victorian euphemisms that you only use [TS]

01:09:59   in discussing yourself [TS]

01:10:01   mm and I i I've found over the years [TS]

01:10:04   that that the my shirts my old shirts [TS]

01:10:08   are prized prized by young women in in [TS]

01:10:11   the northwest if they can get their [TS]

01:10:14   hands on one of my old shirts they wear [TS]

01:10:17   it to bed at night and they look jury [TS]

01:10:20   eight in that musky smell and they said [TS]

01:10:22   i would like to make babies have you [TS]

01:10:25   thought about being a modest store what [TS]

01:10:29   occurred to me today to sell my shirts [TS]

01:10:31   on the internet or saliva but i'm not [TS]

01:10:33   going to sell macs alive that's all [TS]

01:10:34   yours now because that but the question [TS]

01:10:36   of selling your shirt on the internet is [TS]

01:10:37   do I say do I stay anonymous and say [TS]

01:10:40   like I'm just I'm just a guy who's got [TS]

01:10:42   some tricks for sale trying to clean up [TS]

01:10:44   clean out my closet [TS]

01:10:45   or do i do I come forth and say these [TS]

01:10:48   are my shirts and risk that some creep [TS]

01:10:52   is gonna buy them [TS]

01:10:53   I i don't think the creeps at least your [TS]

01:10:55   problems just like wallow with musk I i [TS]

01:10:59   have two contradictory answers first of [TS]

01:11:00   all if you are going to sell them on the [TS]

01:11:01   internet it's got to be made clear that [TS]

01:11:04   it's john roddick but my advice to you [TS]

01:11:05   is to not will cut all this out you not [TS]

01:11:08   sell it [TS]

01:11:08   can I say three letters DNA somebody [TS]

01:11:11   goes out and they buy a known John [TS]

01:11:13   Roderick must shirt and there's going to [TS]

01:11:15   be I know you're not a dangerous person [TS]

01:11:16   but there's gonna have to be a little [TS]

01:11:18   bit of dander unless you go into a [TS]

01:11:19   full-on likes treatment type situation [TS]

01:11:21   and comb it carefully and get help Mack [TS]

01:11:23   there's gonna be a little bit of John on [TS]

01:11:25   there now my washing machine has a Santa [TS]

01:11:29   times setting [TS]

01:11:30   what if i sanitized what the fuck does [TS]

01:11:34   that mean it's not just hot institute [TS]

01:11:37   some kind of dizzy sanitizing [TS]

01:11:39   liquid-like never used it so one of [TS]

01:11:41   these fancy washing machines and it has [TS]

01:11:42   sanitized goodnight you should do an a/b [TS]

01:11:45   test you should to rip your shirt in [TS]

01:11:46   half sanitized and see what happens [TS]

01:11:48   I'm thinking it might be a centrifuge [TS]

01:11:50   that is that I can use to make some [TS]

01:11:54   uranium 235 xbox 360 whatever it takes [TS]

01:12:02   oh so many I like Darth of options [TS]