Roderick on the Line

Ep. 37: "The CEO of Magic"


00:00:00   hello hi John [TS]

00:00:07   hi Marilyn how are you I'm well how are [TS]

00:00:10   you doing quite well you seem a little [TS]

00:00:12   bit you seem a little bit tense [TS]

00:00:15   what makes you say that well I don't [TS]

00:00:17   know there's something there's something [TS]

00:00:18   in the way that your person your lips [TS]

00:00:20   are sealed tight tight lipped can be [TS]

00:00:24   honest with you [TS]

00:00:25   you have a mouth full of peanut butter [TS]

00:00:27   now you just ate a peanut butter rabbit [TS]

00:00:29   i just ate [TS]

00:00:31   oh hang on i discovered it when you have [TS]

00:00:33   to read the After read the box that i [TS]

00:00:36   just ate hold on hold on [TS]

00:00:38   yeah it's like a gustatory mad libs uh I [TS]

00:00:42   just I don't have a new convenience [TS]

00:00:45   pretty well i was i was rushing to get [TS]

00:00:48   back because you know i look forward to [TS]

00:00:49   our show i just i think it was the oh is [TS]

00:00:53   the dry cops [TS]

00:00:54   there's this thing you can get this [TS]

00:00:55   dingus plastic thing is full of sliced [TS]

00:00:58   meats which I can get a lot at the lucky [TS]

00:01:00   i think but at the lucky which is a [TS]

00:01:02   drugstore [TS]

00:01:03   mm no no it's formerly albertsons also [TS]

00:01:06   alright supermarket [TS]

00:01:08   yeah yeah I i have to tell you John well [TS]

00:01:10   first of two finish the threat i was [TS]

00:01:12   sucking a long white piece of fat out of [TS]

00:01:14   my teeth because it was frustrating me [TS]

00:01:15   and I hadn't thought to do that before i [TS]

00:01:17   started calling you on the Internet [TS]

00:01:19   uh so I was like which would which [TS]

00:01:21   imitates the sound of a person who's a [TS]

00:01:23   little fence is the little time I gotta [TS]

00:01:26   serve hearts to school with so much [TS]

00:01:29   better now I just have to make it and [TS]

00:01:32   pasta shaped aperture well here's what [TS]

00:01:35   you get you know I got it I got my [TS]

00:01:37   reality this is not cheap so something [TS]

00:01:39   like I don't know seven or eight dollars [TS]

00:01:41   but it's called an antipasto and it's [TS]

00:01:43   like the top it's on the top shelf [TS]

00:01:45   this is the this is the Primo the Primo [TS]

00:01:47   meet up here I don't know how much you [TS]

00:01:49   shop for groceries John but when you do [TS]

00:01:51   you will not miss this if you go to the [TS]

00:01:53   lucky get lucky in question do you get [TS]

00:01:55   the opportunity for dinners up there [TS]

00:01:56   right [TS]

00:01:57   we don't have we don't have lucky Syria [TS]

00:01:59   don't think or at least not in my [TS]

00:02:01   neighborhood isn't that much from up [TS]

00:02:03   there [TS]

00:02:04   apparently he was talking about a no [TS]

00:02:06   he's not always twin falls idaho nice [TS]

00:02:08   talk about Idaho [TS]

00:02:09   even boise he's from boys boys yeah [TS]

00:02:12   people thinks built to spill the Seattle [TS]

00:02:15   but there-there Idaho man you're not to [TS]

00:02:18   have a beard night out [TS]

00:02:19   Oh in some parts of my house is required [TS]

00:02:21   and that is it like a check box [TS]

00:02:23   somewhere you gotta if you wanna get the [TS]

00:02:24   deed they gotta fill your beard [TS]

00:02:26   no in fact it's it's a checkpoint on [TS]

00:02:28   highway haha he's not there all sections [TS]

00:02:32   you don't guys okay it's by a company [TS]

00:02:35   called is hey it's my company called boo [TS]

00:02:38   set o Musa said not yet meddling little [TS]

00:02:42   hard but Seto foods again says you tell [TS]

00:02:45   us fans consider that is gourmet [TS]

00:02:46   restaurant remote California and that [TS]

00:02:49   san dimas that's where a military from [TS]

00:02:52   rights and he was high school rules when [TS]

00:02:55   he was highschool football rules that's [TS]

00:02:57   it you know i always like to think that [TS]

00:02:59   you exist outside of time but then I [TS]

00:03:02   realize you've seen movies you [TS]

00:03:03   occasionally quote a line from a movie [TS]

00:03:04   which is not normally your style you [TS]

00:03:06   know where there are few it's a it's a [TS]

00:03:09   problem I have because I often claimed [TS]

00:03:11   not to know anything about music [TS]

00:03:14   mm that's somewhere that's that really [TS]

00:03:16   benefits seriously I'm serious that [TS]

00:03:19   benefits us insist i don't iike like I [TS]

00:03:21   don't know anything about computers and [TS]

00:03:22   especially at parties playing with [TS]

00:03:24   family [TS]

00:03:24   yeah you know on cannot fix your [TS]

00:03:27   computer and i'm the same IP I i cannot [TS]

00:03:29   fix your problem of not knowing what [TS]

00:03:31   music to listen to you think you'd ever [TS]

00:03:33   want to be a host or you want to call it [TS]

00:03:34   a judge on one of the shows we tell [TS]

00:03:36   people how badly they saying you think [TS]

00:03:37   it would have done that before the for [TS]

00:03:40   the for the EMP up here people have come [TS]

00:03:42   a couple years in a row and I've sat on [TS]

00:03:45   a panel where we listen to demo tapes of [TS]

00:03:48   like two dozen bands and narrow them [TS]

00:03:52   down and give one like a prize and then [TS]

00:03:55   their band play the all the bands played [TS]

00:03:57   a big festival i love it i love that [TS]

00:04:00   work because they're because what what's [TS]

00:04:03   a you know what's happening in somebody [TS]

00:04:05   else's song is very easy to see when [TS]

00:04:07   you're sitting outside of it [TS]

00:04:08   mhm it is it that they're not in the [TS]

00:04:12   room you're just listening also there in [TS]

00:04:14   the room and I'm looking them right in [TS]

00:04:15   the eye and saying you know what [TS]

00:04:16   happened when you went to the second [TS]

00:04:18   chorus e you overthought it you got a [TS]

00:04:21   little too little too small [TS]

00:04:23   for your own good and you screwed it up [TS]

00:04:24   and they go who I mean not and they they [TS]

00:04:30   say and they come up afterwards and say [TS]

00:04:31   thank you you've changed my life hell [TS]

00:04:33   for helping me thank you for helping me [TS]

00:04:35   can I do anything for you and you [TS]

00:04:36   considered that the diminished chord [TS]

00:04:39   might have diminished your song mir3 [TS]

00:04:43   ever see it with the Meudon like we're [TS]

00:04:45   picking on my thai food i think i said [TS]

00:04:46   Howard Stern on one of these I there's [TS]

00:04:48   so many of them you see here's the thing [TS]

00:04:50   i don't think i don't watch that stuff I [TS]

00:04:52   watch a lot of TV but i don't watch [TS]

00:04:54   regular TV I don't watch we don't have [TS]

00:04:55   cable [TS]

00:04:56   you know I I yeah you know I have [TS]

00:04:58   different means and I I don't have to [TS]

00:05:01   see those things unless I'm in a hotel [TS]

00:05:02   room or thai restaurant right you [TS]

00:05:04   technically don't have to see them if [TS]

00:05:06   you're in a hotel room but you do have [TS]

00:05:09   to do that i was trying the TV it's [TS]

00:05:11   really weird i don't know why no i don't [TS]

00:05:13   i was over at some friends house the [TS]

00:05:14   other day and we were sitting in the [TS]

00:05:15   living room together and we were there [TS]

00:05:17   for several hours talking having a [TS]

00:05:20   delightful conversation but the TV was [TS]

00:05:22   on in the bedroom with the volume on [TS]

00:05:25   pretty loud and it was just over there [TS]

00:05:28   like they're worse there were people [TS]

00:05:30   arguing in the bedroom basically is what [TS]

00:05:33   it sounded like [TS]

00:05:34   and we were sitting in weave sitting in [TS]

00:05:36   the living room enjoying one another and [TS]

00:05:38   nobody felt we weren't interested in [TS]

00:05:40   going in and watch what's happening on [TS]

00:05:42   the TV was just in there is a kind of [TS]

00:05:43   like a music almost playing like a bit [TS]

00:05:47   was it was fulfilling the role of [TS]

00:05:48   background music another thing that if i [TS]

00:05:50   may say you obviously don't like I think [TS]

00:05:52   you actually despise background music [TS]

00:05:54   that correct well not it not it for [TS]

00:05:56   other people or not in there not another [TS]

00:05:58   people gradual progression background [TS]

00:06:00   he's right I don't begrudge people [TS]

00:06:01   background music but I never play it i [TS]

00:06:03   never have music on in the house because [TS]

00:06:05   a it really really distracts me I cannot [TS]

00:06:09   do anything else if there's music [TS]

00:06:11   playing I I just end up wandering over [TS]

00:06:13   and sitting down in a chair in front of [TS]

00:06:15   the speaker and staring at it so I [TS]

00:06:18   cannot wash the dishes and listen music [TS]

00:06:21   I can't fold laundry with music on [TS]

00:06:24   because I my brain can't take the [TS]

00:06:28   can't take can't take that kind of [TS]

00:06:30   distraction you focus and I&I for the [TS]

00:06:33   same reason I never listen to talk radio [TS]

00:06:35   people are like oh did you hear that [TS]

00:06:36   thing on NPR I'm like I've never listen [TS]

00:06:38   to NPR in my life unless I am trapped [TS]

00:06:41   somewhere where it's playing and then I [TS]

00:06:43   want everyone to stop talking please so [TS]

00:06:45   i can hear what the people on the radio [TS]

00:06:46   were saying [TS]

00:06:47   mhm people that have NPR going all the [TS]

00:06:50   time and their kids are conducting their [TS]

00:06:51   daily business and they're on the phone [TS]

00:06:53   with people and NPR's in the background [TS]

00:06:54   like what are you doing are you [TS]

00:06:56   listening to this thing or are you doing [TS]

00:06:58   this other thing [TS]

00:06:59   how could you can't do both like it is [TS]

00:07:01   but it's like a bad it's an RO fleece it [TS]

00:07:04   just keeps you cozy to have it on all [TS]

00:07:06   the time I think I used to do it I can't [TS]

00:07:07   do it now it does not keep me because it [TS]

00:07:09   keeps me I make that puts me absolutely [TS]

00:07:12   on edge when I get into a taxi and the [TS]

00:07:14   guys listening to talk radio first thing [TS]

00:07:16   they say is would you turn the radio off [TS]

00:07:18   please [TS]

00:07:19   well they're like that well yeah I'm [TS]

00:07:23   like it doesn't taste don't I don't I [TS]

00:07:25   don't like that I don't boy have a lot [TS]

00:07:27   to circle back to that touches and snap [TS]

00:07:29   and I say yeah sorry [TS]

00:07:30   taxi driver would you stop looking at [TS]

00:07:32   your phone please oh brother i think a [TS]

00:07:35   lot of these guys are running ebay [TS]

00:07:36   businesses the ones are the ones who [TS]

00:07:38   have a bluetooth and speaking in a [TS]

00:07:39   language so that i won't understand them [TS]

00:07:41   i'm pretty sure they're running either [TS]

00:07:42   some kind of offshore thing or and/or [TS]

00:07:45   possibly anybody might be a sex slave [TS]

00:07:47   thing but they're talking the whole time [TS]

00:07:48   and it's just this this home I don't [TS]

00:07:51   even know what what you know the other [TS]

00:07:53   two hurts where they doing their tech [TS]

00:07:55   support their answering people's [TS]

00:07:58   questions about their mcintosh you see [TS]

00:08:00   ya [TS]

00:08:01   standard double dippers yeah yeah [TS]

00:08:03   they're taking calls except they're [TS]

00:08:05   taking calls from people in india or [TS]

00:08:08   pakistan fixing their computers [TS]

00:08:13   oh wow that's like that's like that's [TS]

00:08:15   like a no Henry story up but I asked [TS]

00:08:20   them to stop all that I want to talk to [TS]

00:08:22   them about Pakistan I I go ahead yeah [TS]

00:08:25   i'm so scared to do that girl please go [TS]

00:08:27   ahead and continue I had a guy from from [TS]

00:08:30   Eritrea one-time say eritrea i'll cut [TS]

00:08:35   that out [TS]

00:08:35   say say you know the problem is that i [TS]

00:08:38   talked to 50 people a day [TS]

00:08:41   and if I tell them all about [TS]

00:08:45   eritrea then I have said the same thing [TS]

00:08:51   50 times in a day [TS]

00:08:53   I've said the same thing about my home [TS]

00:08:55   country 50 times if that is not [TS]

00:08:57   interesting to me what's interesting to [TS]

00:08:58   me is you telling me your story about [TS]

00:09:03   what you are doing mr. person who is [TS]

00:09:05   writing in my taxi and I said Wow [TS]

00:09:08   because from my perspective I always get [TS]

00:09:10   a taxi and I try and find out from the [TS]

00:09:12   guy where he's from and what his story [TS]

00:09:13   is my guys like yeah but we hate that [TS]

00:09:15   because anyone whoever shows an interest [TS]

00:09:18   in this wants to know the same thing [TS]

00:09:19   where you from how long you've been in [TS]

00:09:20   America why do you like it here [TS]

00:09:22   do you ever go back he's like I've you [TS]

00:09:25   know I've told that story a million [TS]

00:09:27   times I want to know why you are landing [TS]

00:09:28   at washington dulles airport and where [TS]

00:09:31   I'm you know how long you're going to be [TS]

00:09:33   in Washington DC that's what's [TS]

00:09:34   interesting to me I was like wow we [TS]

00:09:36   should have a conversation then where we [TS]

00:09:39   each exchange information with the other [TS]

00:09:41   is like it's like a no Henry story [TS]

00:09:42   inside of an oh Henry story which is [TS]

00:09:44   perfect [TS]

00:09:45   mm so they'll be like a double twist and [TS]

00:09:47   here's the thing I've never broken arm [TS]

00:09:48   and I've never had like say like a [TS]

00:09:51   pepperoni-sized birthmark on my face but [TS]

00:09:53   it seems to me I've never broken arm [TS]

00:09:55   have never broken anything and never had [TS]

00:09:57   a cavity what yeah what you've never had [TS]

00:10:01   a cavity [TS]

00:10:02   yeah well you don't have a cavity right [TS]

00:10:04   now not a single one a single 1i got [TS]

00:10:07   I've had three wisdom teeth pulled and [TS]

00:10:09   apart from that flawless always had a [TS]

00:10:11   couple Crown had to throw behind another [TS]

00:10:12   two so I'm might be 4i have fluoride you [TS]

00:10:15   know precious bodily fluids i have [TS]

00:10:17   fluoride in the water and Cincinnati so [TS]

00:10:18   that I say what you will now also [TS]

00:10:21   identical to work to PNG so we got a lot [TS]

00:10:22   of crest oh my god high five [TS]

00:10:24   thanks from across the internets it's [TS]

00:10:27   one of those things that really [TS]

00:10:28   frustrates people have two minutes I [TS]

00:10:29   don't say it a lot [TS]

00:10:30   it's one of those things like you like [TS]

00:10:32   those people who would always get a look [TS]

00:10:34   i'm sure they found that smiley he can't [TS]

00:10:36   and of course they always get an A and [TS]

00:10:38   you like shut up you know what I mean I [TS]

00:10:40   hate those people and I I don't like to [TS]

00:10:42   be the person where somebody I just a 19 [TS]

00:10:44   felling you're like I've never had a [TS]

00:10:45   cavity incredible yeah incredible never [TS]

00:10:48   had a cavity you know I've had a lot of [TS]

00:10:50   dental dental problems [TS]

00:10:52   you know what I'm gonna write that on a [TS]

00:10:54   car to go on the big pile because I [TS]

00:10:56   suspect consistent interesting but [TS]

00:10:58   here's the thing [TS]

00:10:59   now i have had things like what now [TS]

00:11:02   listen this is not domestic abuse but if [TS]

00:11:04   you ever have anything on your face it [TS]

00:11:06   could be closer cookies of sarees it [TS]

00:11:08   could be a stress bomb it could be a [TS]

00:11:09   bruise but here's the thing if you've [TS]

00:11:11   got a broken arm [TS]

00:11:12   oh my god you have to talk so much about [TS]

00:11:15   your broken arm before I'm just saying [TS]

00:11:17   I've been around this might have a funny [TS]

00:11:18   first name and when you have a funny [TS]

00:11:20   first name you don't suffer from this [TS]

00:11:21   you you have to constantly first of all [TS]

00:11:23   I have to I have to live with this is [TS]

00:11:25   fine i have to live with you mean like [TS]

00:11:27   the magician and I say yes like the [TS]

00:11:29   motion who would person under 18 years [TS]

00:11:31   old says that you mean like the magician [TS]

00:11:34   really a Merlin now I'm you know that is [TS]

00:11:43   absolutely right my friend mark I've [TS]

00:11:44   talked about my friend market with the [TS]

00:11:46   Instax want him to miss a very little [TS]

00:11:47   here [TS]

00:11:48   well here's that thing got Italian name [TS]

00:11:49   I don't think so I don't think she lives [TS]

00:11:51   in New York nothing have Italians there [TS]

00:11:53   here's the thing Marco Marco has a [TS]

00:11:54   theory on this i might have shared with [TS]

00:11:56   you [TS]

00:11:56   he calls it the snap to grid problem now [TS]

00:11:58   you don't suffer from this because [TS]

00:11:59   you're the problem in the snap to grid [TS]

00:12:01   problem easily [TS]

00:12:02   yes you are you're the Monad right [TS]

00:12:04   possible [TS]

00:12:05   well yeah there's a couple of them we [TS]

00:12:07   have to we have like different endings [TS]

00:12:08   to know who they are is a word canning [TS]

00:12:09   and gets word isn't it mm we cease can [TS]

00:12:11   lot in college like there was there was [TS]

00:12:13   a lesbian Amy and snake Amy and other [TS]

00:12:16   lesbian Amy you know you give Kennex two [TS]

00:12:18   people in a small college as us being me [TS]

00:12:20   yeah but they had my daughter school [TS]

00:12:23   there's old fella in New bella and other [TS]

00:12:25   Bella it sucked the other Bella of their [TS]

00:12:28   Bella third Bella down [TS]

00:12:29   yeah but the Bellis up three here's the [TS]

00:12:32   thing okay so if you got a broken arm [TS]

00:12:33   know your constant you know what I'm [TS]

00:12:35   just gonna let you talk [TS]

00:12:36   I'm just saying that it would suck it [TS]

00:12:38   it's only sucks a little bit to have my [TS]

00:12:40   name because i have a pretty awesome [TS]

00:12:41   name great Merlin Mann Marlon Dean man [TS]

00:12:44   Merlin Dean man the third is a pretty [TS]

00:12:46   cool name [TS]

00:12:46   oh my god you could do worse I should [TS]

00:12:49   have named my daughter Merlin demon the [TS]

00:12:50   third yeah that would've been real sweet [TS]

00:12:52   i could do it back if I could do it over [TS]

00:12:55   if I could go back [TS]

00:12:56   yeah like but it was like Donna Donna [TS]

00:12:59   flappy up but Donna flapjacks [TS]

00:13:03   copy smell that no other Donna flapjacks [TS]

00:13:05   mean Danny's Donna know he's fast on are [TS]

00:13:10   faster and faster than all the other [TS]

00:13:12   fast on huh [TS]

00:13:14   Don is all the way down you know [TS]

00:13:17   ok so Marcus says the problem is what he [TS]

00:13:21   calls the snap to grid problem now in a [TS]

00:13:23   few you know you don't use computers but [TS]

00:13:24   you know you can do things like for your [TS]

00:13:26   icons in a window what will snap to [TS]

00:13:28   certain pleasing grid I know you're just [TS]

00:13:30   your little bit you know I don't like [TS]

00:13:32   when people use those cds and adjectives [TS]

00:13:33   so I won't do that but I know you like [TS]

00:13:34   like things to be raised a certain way [TS]

00:13:36   anybody if my icons on my computer on my [TS]

00:13:39   computer which I don't have [TS]

00:13:41   yes my icons are not snap to grid yes I [TS]

00:13:44   cannot sleep like if one of them is [TS]

00:13:46   often but I have to come in and do it [TS]

00:13:48   all over again XD sort alphabetically [TS]

00:13:49   oil [TS]

00:13:51   IDK modifydate modified yeah they are [TS]

00:13:54   sorted alphabetically because date [TS]

00:13:55   modified at the they're bouncing all [TS]

00:13:57   over the place I want to be in the same [TS]

00:13:58   place at the top that's so in your so [TS]

00:14:00   much more of a Mac user than you think [TS]

00:14:03   ok but you know what listen I'm gonna [TS]

00:14:04   write that down type it somewhere market [TS]

00:14:06   here's the problem so let's say let's [TS]

00:14:08   say somebody meets the main aim jaunt or [TS]

00:14:10   jon lord john i'm just mean that upper [TS]

00:14:12   jaw know I know a guy named John oj onl [TS]

00:14:14   which is still a silly name that is a [TS]

00:14:16   sorry John but no i mean like in first [TS]

00:14:19   John and I gotta spell that his name is [TS]

00:14:20   spelt jnl it could hardly be any easier [TS]

00:14:22   without having you know implied letters [TS]

00:14:25   yeah but I wouldn't assume that no you [TS]

00:14:27   would say it's joh and dash [TS]

00:14:29   oh right or j 8 h mo no okay well okay [TS]

00:14:34   and also i knew a girl in college books [TS]

00:14:37   and what this school lets people three [TS]

00:14:38   names names Jonna don't know i know i [TS]

00:14:40   know john which sounds kinda like you [TS]

00:14:42   would grant that name a little bit [TS]

00:14:43   well we could argue sometimes you're [TS]

00:14:45   like hey Jana I mean a charming you [TS]

00:14:48   think John it gets mistake for Donna no [TS]

00:14:50   I think jonna gets mistaken for jama who [TS]

00:14:53   or ok so you've got John so you are you [TS]

00:14:56   are already on the grid now Marco most [TS]

00:14:58   people he says hello my name is Marco [TS]

00:14:59   and and they're going to hear or [TS]

00:15:01   remember Marcos right or or some other [TS]

00:15:04   name that snaps easier to the grid [TS]

00:15:06   no I'm saying yes yeah well imagine if [TS]

00:15:09   you were [TS]

00:15:10   accurist encryption Kirsten [TS]

00:15:14   this is like water skiers kirsten this [TS]

00:15:16   is one I have a in the West all the time [TS]

00:15:18   I don't know you know what I'm in New [TS]

00:15:20   York is the only in Northwest thing I'm [TS]

00:15:22   a Christian or a Kirsten a Christian I [TS]

00:15:25   have never met any of those Kirsten [TS]

00:15:27   people even crystals yet probably not [TS]

00:15:30   many crystals i I've never met a crystal [TS]

00:15:32   back east [TS]

00:15:33   you're here when I was in elementary [TS]

00:15:35   school was like Kirsten here Kristen [TS]

00:15:38   here Kirsten here curve fortran I mean [TS]

00:15:42   the question every single person every [TS]

00:15:45   single vowel combinations you can have [TS]

00:15:48   with a que andar rishton people name [TS]

00:15:51   their kids out here and i have now and I [TS]

00:15:54   you when you're in a room with like at [TS]

00:15:56   like four of them [TS]

00:15:58   it's easy to get confused it's easy to [TS]

00:16:00   get jumbled up and Kirsten's really hard [TS]

00:16:02   because it looks like Kirsten but if you [TS]

00:16:04   pronounced that wrong they get fucking [TS]

00:16:06   yeah I've massacres against Pearson and [TS]

00:16:08   I just want to say that you name is [TS]

00:16:09   destiny [TS]

00:16:10   I never met Kristin was a little pissed [TS]

00:16:12   you know what I've never met Kristin his [TS]

00:16:14   father wasn't a dentist [TS]

00:16:17   i'm going to call that Roderick's [TS]

00:16:22   heuristic you feel like that's backwards [TS]

00:16:25   compatible like when you meet somebody [TS]

00:16:27   who is a dentist that has a doctor or [TS]

00:16:29   dentist has a dot is a pretty good [TS]

00:16:31   chance pretty good chance her name's [TS]

00:16:33   Kirsten I'm gonna test that I think that [TS]

00:16:35   our priority John that fuckin makes [TS]

00:16:37   sense to me around nine days leave it i [TS]

00:16:38   believe it [TS]

00:16:39   huh anyway that's not a great i think [TS]

00:16:42   that might be geographically determined [TS]

00:16:44   to i think it's i think it could it [TS]

00:16:45   could just be like west of the Rockies [TS]

00:16:47   yeah that's weird there's a lot of [TS]

00:16:49   crystals and I don't know what got me [TS]

00:16:51   was close to make of your dentist your [TS]

00:16:53   daughter's name is Sarah oh yeah eastern [TS]

00:16:56   seaboard right eastern seaboard Sarah [TS]

00:16:58   with an H Sarah with an H you know how [TS]

00:17:00   do you feel about Sarah with no h well i [TS]

00:17:02   think thats Sarah o2 sets that required [TS]

00:17:05   I critical i'm not sure i knew a girl [TS]

00:17:07   named sorrow and that's how she spelt it [TS]

00:17:09   is a terrible terrible name [TS]

00:17:11   she was sorrow was from the the the [TS]

00:17:15   indian subcontinent me and maybe you [TS]

00:17:17   know can I say saara to me that sounds [TS]

00:17:20   like military dad that sounds like she [TS]

00:17:22   had she was Sarah and just a fucking [TS]

00:17:23   pissed off the colonel she changed it to [TS]

00:17:25   sorrow [TS]

00:17:26   sorry that was my mother's name you [TS]

00:17:27   bitch don't think I I in this witness [TS]

00:17:31   one instance I think that sorrow might [TS]

00:17:33   actually be one of the one of the [TS]

00:17:35   Pantheon 400 gods that live in the in [TS]

00:17:38   the in Kashmir are we living in [TS]

00:17:40   direction where you're going to [TS]

00:17:41   apologize for these kinds of things i [TS]

00:17:43   don't know i have yet to apologize for [TS]

00:17:44   anything in my life well let's just hope [TS]

00:17:46   nothing you know what I hate it was late [TS]

00:17:47   eighties early nineties continue for [TS]

00:17:49   awhile and the words up Bell tones and [TS]

00:17:51   also the Jayden's and kadens and kayla's [TS]

00:17:54   cadence then you know it all sounds like [TS]

00:17:56   Jerry Lewis name's Jaden Kayla maybe you [TS]

00:18:02   know maybe pretty name for a girl maiden [TS]

00:18:04   yeah they're gonna know but it's a [TS]

00:18:07   little jewy so it'd be like maad ' n [TS]

00:18:10   like maiden pretty except when you write [TS]

00:18:14   it you have to you have to cross out the [TS]

00:18:16   two middle letters em apostrophe [TS]

00:18:18   apostrophe apostrophe and 0 because that [TS]

00:18:20   would be blasphemous yeah [TS]

00:18:22   oh man will become beasts it would be [TS]

00:18:24   kind of you know what that's rough [TS]

00:18:26   the the teller that I like my bank has a [TS]

00:18:28   Greek name didn't I mean it's like [TS]

00:18:30   continued on next nameplate her name is [TS]

00:18:32   really its I don't want to you know talk [TS]

00:18:34   about a school but the castle Alexis I [TS]

00:18:37   think that's a Santana record now it's [TS]

00:18:40   like popolo surprises it's a joke it's a [TS]

00:18:44   it sounds like somewhere between [TS]

00:18:46   somebody from from Crete and maybe a [TS]

00:18:49   Lewis Carroll character [TS]

00:18:50   yeah it's like those romanian names that [TS]

00:18:52   are like how talk take to her [TS]

00:18:54   trent 006 sent me hi I've always been a [TS]

00:18:57   fan of that one [TS]

00:18:58   Jane Sarah okay so Sarah alright i'm [TS]

00:19:00   writing does Sarah okay and I think [TS]

00:19:03   we've met this before I don't I was that [TS]

00:19:07   no wait no that was don't tell me that [TS]

00:19:08   was not starship that was flip4mac no [TS]

00:19:13   not Fleetwood Mac yeah there is a [TS]

00:19:17   starship one that I think starship does [TS]

00:19:19   do Sara Sara smile bottom notes moment [TS]

00:19:22   you get Sarah which is I think of [TS]

00:19:25   fleetwood mac song i'm wondering i don't [TS]

00:19:27   think we would make to sarah doing this [TS]

00:19:30   shit yeah i'm using the internet man yet [TS]

00:19:35   not quite keyboard jefferson starship [TS]

00:19:38   has a song called Sarah and its belt sa [TS]

00:19:40   RA I think it's sung by that went down [TS]

00:19:43   on you guy is Marty Marty balan went [TS]

00:19:45   down on you [TS]

00:19:46   that's how he wants to be that's it [TS]

00:19:48   that's his epitaph in your world can't [TS]

00:19:50   believe that song out on you [TS]

00:19:51   well can you believe that song ever [TS]

00:19:52   fucking made it on the radio remember [TS]

00:19:54   it's not like most innocent didn't I got [TS]

00:19:57   a taste of the real world when i went [TS]

00:20:00   down on you girl [TS]

00:20:02   yeah miracles and you believe like a [TS]

00:20:06   little baby like that rate to women is [TS]

00:20:09   that the same song got it takes to the [TS]

00:20:10   real world when i went down on you girl [TS]

00:20:13   I wasn't listening google it google it [TS]

00:20:16   that's a but that is a wonderful song [TS]

00:20:18   though it's pretty good song [TS]

00:20:19   I didn't know at first I didn't [TS]

00:20:21   recognize the version you can i think [TS]

00:20:22   paul kantner it's got a feeling seems [TS]

00:20:26   like seems like a man ray manzarek go [TS]

00:20:28   somewhere and never stop talking right i [TS]

00:20:30   mean i want to go for a long time when I [TS]

00:20:32   saw a picture of paul kantner I thought [TS]

00:20:35   it was Ray Manzarek and vice versa [TS]

00:20:37   it might be a Clark Kent type situation [TS]

00:20:39   i have a very very hard time really [TS]

00:20:41   grasping the whole Jefferson Airplane [TS]

00:20:44   arc I'm gonna need a new stack from [TS]

00:20:48   beginning to end [TS]

00:20:49   friend friend after Hitler and stuff and [TS]

00:20:51   whatever the follow-up is learn foucault [TS]

00:20:53   and stuff [TS]

00:20:54   oh yeah I saw that so what I want to do [TS]

00:20:57   for food and stuff [TS]

00:20:58   I just know the names that means no way [TS]

00:21:00   now see the panopticon guy I mean apart [TS]

00:21:02   from the guy who came up who came up [TS]

00:21:04   with an uptick on that's a look at the [TS]

00:21:06   English for line or something against [TS]

00:21:08   time [TS]

00:21:08   oh no it was you're right it was a it [TS]

00:21:10   was like a hobbit blocked and buried and [TS]

00:21:12   that's the guy who's in the booth your [TS]

00:21:14   senior jeremy bentham body you ever seen [TS]

00:21:16   that you've been body [TS]

00:21:17   Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy he said to his body [TS]

00:21:20   is right i mean three bedrooms body [TS]

00:21:22   that's what I should have named my [TS]

00:21:23   daughter but the hyphenated hyphenated [TS]

00:21:27   I'm really having some second one of [TS]

00:21:30   those terrible names like Sinjin Winston [TS]

00:21:33   on pocket pot or whatever [TS]

00:21:35   ok no good now you listen I don't want [TS]

00:21:37   is an internet thing because I i know [TS]

00:21:39   that we don't want this to be an [TS]

00:21:40   Internet to meet we do me a favor and [TS]

00:21:42   you please google jeremy bentham [TS]

00:21:44   box let's try that error me I learned [TS]

00:21:47   this from the book of lists [TS]

00:21:48   yeah we're coming hours ron jeremy been [TS]

00:21:53   some box and maybe hit images i should [TS]

00:21:56   not have named my daughter that haha ah [TS]

00:21:59   images i use your picture guy with a hat [TS]

00:22:03   box [TS]

00:22:04   oh yeah it's not i had it's a hole is a [TS]

00:22:06   hole man [TS]

00:22:07   no it's a home and he's gotta stick [TS]

00:22:08   memory serves he does he has a stick him [TS]

00:22:10   it's sticking out in between his legs [TS]

00:22:12   and it looks like a wood PP doesn't look [TS]

00:22:14   a little like a dunking booth like if [TS]

00:22:17   you're just feeling like somebody hit [TS]

00:22:18   the clown and he fell in [TS]

00:22:19   is that really jeremy bentham over with [TS]

00:22:21   jeremy bentham I think the I think that [TS]

00:22:22   he was I think they brought it to [TS]

00:22:24   meetings I think they have him sit at [TS]

00:22:25   the head of the table of meetings I [TS]

00:22:27   don't know a lot about journey about the [TS]

00:22:28   mall be honest [TS]

00:22:29   Wow look at that he'll he's got a tan [TS]

00:22:32   memory serves you know what I'm [TS]

00:22:34   mummification job was botched and [TS]

00:22:36   Bentham said came out looking like a [TS]

00:22:37   dried prune yeah this is why you [TS]

00:22:39   shouldn't buy on price [TS]

00:22:40   Oh acts replacement was created let's [TS]

00:22:43   fuck that this was balanced on top of a [TS]

00:22:45   body made from some of Bentham's clothes [TS]

00:22:47   stuff with dry straw so I'm not sure [TS]

00:22:50   that's gotta be the 19th century John [TS]

00:22:52   let's not make any sense of don't think [TS]

00:22:54   that's really jeremy bentham's body I [TS]

00:22:56   think it's perfect [TS]

00:22:57   your parent gets a wax head on top of [TS]

00:23:00   the body stuff was strong barely [TS]

00:23:03   modified that was initially displayed on [TS]

00:23:05   the floor between speech it's locked [TS]

00:23:09   away everything subject to a few too [TS]

00:23:12   many student pranks and all right boys [TS]

00:23:18   boys who dont at the litigants let who [TS]

00:23:21   is holding bedrooms head now [TS]

00:23:25   um yeah the school cormorant point [TS]

00:23:29   that's that's a shame that's a shame now [TS]

00:23:30   is he one of those guys like locking [TS]

00:23:32   Barkley and all that sparkly Scottish I [TS]

00:23:34   don't think he's waxes he Gentry my uh [TS]

00:23:36   well no the Scottish typically are bent [TS]

00:23:39   embarrassed said now Barclays the guy [TS]

00:23:41   with the with the the remember that [TS]

00:23:42   whole thing was it with lock in those [TS]

00:23:44   guys with where there was started with a [TS]

00:23:46   cart with the vision and the lenses and [TS]

00:23:48   how you see and it got real medieval [TS]

00:23:49   didn't it but wasn't Barkley really into [TS]

00:23:52   that Barclays the Monad guy isn't likely [TS]

00:23:54   the Monad guy and having a stroke [TS]

00:23:56   / off button [TS]

00:24:06   micros aunjanue really worried about the [TS]

00:24:09   pudding opticon no no no [TS]

00:24:11   shouldn't we should circle back to that [TS]

00:24:13   because that's the color right info pick [TS]

00:24:14   that up [TS]

00:24:15   I'm punishing on punishment was a call [TS]

00:24:17   by jailing what's a call certainly yeah [TS]

00:24:19   punishing punishment is that Jenna who [TS]

00:24:23   is that gentleman i really feel because [TS]

00:24:25   we feel like this is this is starting to [TS]

00:24:27   the wheels are starting to come off this [TS]

00:24:28   way John every nickel of my liberal arts [TS]

00:24:31   education as well spent part of the guy [TS]

00:24:34   with lenses he's not the guy that had [TS]

00:24:36   his crime and crime and grow French [TS]

00:24:38   crunchiness pumpkin punctuality [TS]

00:24:44   I just I just been I just been a very [TS]

00:24:48   frustrating day yesterday arguing with [TS]

00:24:50   everybody on the internet and just saw [TS]

00:24:53   your fake quotes no no not the fake ones [TS]

00:24:56   we were getting mad that day i love the [TS]

00:24:58   fake quotes don't know the big quotes [TS]

00:25:00   there was a fun day [TS]

00:25:01   ok now that and I wasn't really even mad [TS]

00:25:03   yesterday was just one of those things [TS]

00:25:04   where you're fielding replies from 50 [TS]

00:25:06   people and everybody it [TS]

00:25:09   everybody's got to be in their best plan [TS]

00:25:11   falls apart John yeah and they're said [TS]

00:25:12   there was some kid who was just like [TS]

00:25:14   well you've obviously never read [TS]

00:25:16   Foucault I just I feel like what i [TS]

00:25:19   should do in those situations just [TS]

00:25:20   blocked the person instantly you just no [TS]

00:25:22   no you should spend the day find out [TS]

00:25:23   where he is [TS]

00:25:24   well what social teaching a little bit [TS]

00:25:26   about the fucking pendulum but i always [TS]

00:25:27   make the mistake of of writing them and [TS]

00:25:29   saying listen it's routed to assume [TS]

00:25:31   about other people what they have read [TS]

00:25:33   it is rude to assume about grown people [TS]

00:25:37   what their education is you need to [TS]

00:25:41   check yourself before you say things [TS]

00:25:44   like that to people that you don't know [TS]

00:25:46   and he you know he writes back goes well [TS]

00:25:50   i just it was obvious the bubble and I'm [TS]

00:25:52   like no no hear your e and and so I [TS]

00:25:54   wasted a basically I wish on highways 10 [TS]

00:25:57   always 10 milligrams of my brain sauce [TS]

00:26:00   we had said its education meets team [TS]

00:26:02   that's hardly trying to put push back [TS]

00:26:04   against this kid like the problem now we [TS]

00:26:06   are not we are no longer discussing [TS]

00:26:08   Foucault what we are discussing now [TS]

00:26:09   is that you think you need to you need [TS]

00:26:12   to go back and sit in your chair and [TS]

00:26:15   think about what you think [TS]

00:26:16   let me rephrase refrain that's what he [TS]

00:26:19   hit and it's very very hard it's very [TS]

00:26:22   hard for me that I can't actually [TS]

00:26:24   physically grabbed the person and sit [TS]

00:26:25   them down and saying we are not talking [TS]

00:26:28   now about asian vs oriental we're [TS]

00:26:30   talking about here to about you and the [TS]

00:26:34   things you have done in life that are [TS]

00:26:35   wrong [TS]

00:26:36   how do you respond to that like every [TS]

00:26:39   undergraduate in the world just take me [TS]

00:26:41   mean no no bladder blather blather [TS]

00:26:43   blather blather blather [TS]

00:26:45   yeah so it's a protected takes me a [TS]

00:26:49   takes me a day or two to recover from [TS]

00:26:51   some of those encounters that's hard as [TS]

00:26:53   you get older that takes longer it's [TS]

00:26:54   like you know it's like we have to bend [TS]

00:26:55   over and take a day [TS]

00:26:57   yeah right out the other day god i was [TS]

00:26:59   walking along and I was like I'm winded [TS]

00:27:01   I'm genuinely winded I'm confident we [TS]

00:27:03   can get a story winded I'm winded [TS]

00:27:06   what if what happened to me yeah I used [TS]

00:27:08   to be able to uh I used to be able to [TS]

00:27:10   run up 80 flights of stairs carrying a [TS]

00:27:12   carrying a person that has asphyxiated [TS]

00:27:15   it's like the opposite of rescuing [TS]

00:27:16   somebody yeah take them up take a look [TS]

00:27:19   this is under you need to learn there's [TS]

00:27:21   no those fresh air pie [TS]

00:27:23   oh that's get some smoke rises house [TS]

00:27:25   before nine eleven this was the logic [TS]

00:27:27   yeah everything's changed [TS]

00:27:29   yeah so but now i'm just walking down [TS]

00:27:31   the street I i was carrying like a bag [TS]

00:27:33   of groceries are Mike what happened in [TS]

00:27:37   the amount of oxygen [TS]

00:27:38   I just don't I just just close the [TS]

00:27:40   thread on Bentham I don't mean that I [TS]

00:27:41   don't want to preemptively do this [TS]

00:27:43   I'm just reviewing his page on wikipedia [TS]

00:27:45   which is an internet site not he's [TS]

00:27:47   considered a thinker on the subject of [TS]

00:27:48   hedonism he's best known for the [TS]

00:27:50   greatest happiness principle according [TS]

00:27:52   to which I want to learn more about [TS]

00:27:53   which sounds that BS the peg last thing [TS]

00:27:56   you read that with the Voltaire the [TS]

00:27:57   Pangloss and any and apparently a psycho [TS]

00:28:00   I this is made up word i think a psycho [TS]

00:28:02   biographical study takes into account [TS]

00:28:04   Bentham sex interesting egocentricity [TS]

00:28:06   obsessive and narrow preoccupations are [TS]

00:28:08   you listening and apparently diminished [TS]

00:28:10   imaginative and emotional capacity [TS]

00:28:12   including may have Asperger's syndrome [TS]

00:28:14   well that's the future syndrome so he'd [TS]

00:28:16   fit right in today you know he's a [TS]

00:28:18   handsome guy I think it's time for a [TS]

00:28:20   little Franklin things go physically [TS]

00:28:22   sore [TS]

00:28:22   frankly but he's got a he's got a [TS]

00:28:24   protruding lower jaw that I find [TS]

00:28:26   distinguish like an underbite amit well [TS]

00:28:29   yeah as long as for you like another [TS]

00:28:31   point [TS]

00:28:32   speaking of someone who has a little bit [TS]

00:28:33   of a little bit of an overbite season 1i [TS]

00:28:38   have have some kind of but I think you [TS]

00:28:39   gotta buy yeah i think freddie mercury [TS]

00:28:41   hanover but I think you might have an [TS]

00:28:42   underbite maybe I have an under my lady [TS]

00:28:44   and I remember which felt that we should [TS]

00:28:46   all know I do i do everything I think [TS]

00:28:48   everybody gets talked about it [TS]

00:28:49   yeah i think if he cut two inches off [TS]

00:28:51   that hair he look a lot better than a [TS]

00:28:52   lot more slender but that's the thing [TS]

00:28:54   that's the thing with something about [TS]

00:28:56   style how you decide how to decide in he [TS]

00:28:59   died in 1832 so that was the 19th [TS]

00:29:00   century of course as the 19th century [TS]

00:29:02   could fuck up a wet dream [TS]

00:29:04   they taught me so much in a really [TS]

00:29:05   became problematic why they do it in the [TS]

00:29:08   new quite a bit not as much as that is [TS]

00:29:09   the 18th century you think that between [TS]

00:29:12   the 18th century the 19th century some [TS]

00:29:14   knowledge was lost used to tell me that [TS]

00:29:16   can't happen the knowledge got lost in [TS]

00:29:18   the same the that library in Alexandria [TS]

00:29:21   Virginia burn down [TS]

00:29:23   mhm thanks but you follow my train of [TS]

00:29:24   thought on this why do but I feel like [TS]

00:29:26   what happened I feel like the 18th [TS]

00:29:28   century was a time when people furthered [TS]

00:29:30   considerable made considerable progress [TS]

00:29:32   in in terms of like ideal idealized [TS]

00:29:36   knowledge everybody was you know kind of [TS]

00:29:39   and putting a new putting theories [TS]

00:29:41   initially into practice them everything [TS]

00:29:43   fresh raw fresh yeah it was all fresh in [TS]

00:29:45   the 19th century everybody I mean there [TS]

00:29:48   was a lot of dealing with the fallout [TS]

00:29:49   and the consequences of taking your [TS]

00:29:52   philosophy and building a government [TS]

00:29:54   around it and they got commercialized oh [TS]

00:29:59   well then of course the ads yeah dad's [TS]

00:30:02   really well he had covered a lot of [TS]

00:30:03   ground I at some point and maybe not [TS]

00:30:05   today at the circle back to [TS]

00:30:06   utilitarianism these Ivy also the source [TS]

00:30:10   of where you're nice to people for no [TS]

00:30:11   reason so-called when your sadhana now [TS]

00:30:16   when I what was that thing we go [TS]

00:30:19   you got any more notes [TS]

00:30:23   I'm just you know what I do I can't get [TS]

00:30:25   any more notes I've got any more notes I [TS]

00:30:27   think he's given up i keep a little snot [TS]

00:30:29   in the back of my throat now so that [TS]

00:30:30   when you start talking about like like [TS]

00:30:32   18th century possibly i just do i get to [TS]

00:30:34   suck a little pieces not back in really [TS]

00:30:36   well it's clear to me that you've never [TS]

00:30:37   read the wealth of nations ah you know [TS]

00:30:43   it's funny it's like essay question guy [TS]

00:30:45   right it'sit's like i have prepared this [TS]

00:30:47   one thing it's a little bit Ignatius [TS]

00:30:49   Riley like you've got this one reference [TS]

00:30:51   like the one looky you've been holding [TS]

00:30:52   in your throat it's the one in the [TS]

00:30:53   chamber [TS]

00:30:54   no I'm saying have you been written on [TS]

00:30:55   your big chief tablet that you read that [TS]

00:30:58   book [TS]

00:30:59   oh no that's my favorite novels I told [TS]

00:31:02   you this didn't either when I first [TS]

00:31:04   moved to Seattle my I had my name in the [TS]

00:31:06   phone book as John Ignatius robbery [TS]

00:31:08   are you kidding now I was so proud every [TS]

00:31:11   time I looked out i mean i was the only [TS]

00:31:13   one that ever looked myself up in the [TS]

00:31:15   phone book a time but there was my name [TS]

00:31:17   John Ignatius Roderick oh you know I [TS]

00:31:19   gotta tell you I like your middle name [TS]

00:31:21   I i like your middle name right now a [TS]

00:31:23   lot of Ignatius is good [TS]

00:31:26   Ignatius is good coffee I are so bad [TS]

00:31:28   that I didn't have my daughter that [TS]

00:31:29   Ignatius Ignatius Ignatius j Roderick [TS]

00:31:34   also what I was trying to think of how [TS]

00:31:35   we do things just because for no reason [TS]

00:31:37   for I said what's called cut all this [TS]

00:31:40   out amore [TS]

00:31:41   yeah it's called the country altruism [TS]

00:31:43   altruism naturalism is that different [TS]

00:31:45   from utilitarianism yes it's about [TS]

00:31:47   utilitarianism is is the thing that's [TS]

00:31:49   going to be the most good for the most [TS]

00:31:50   people is that is that a thumbnail [TS]

00:31:52   sketch [TS]

00:31:52   yeah basically ok it's kind of boring [TS]

00:31:54   anyway jeremy bentham he know he [TS]

00:31:57   actually if he had a little less here in [TS]

00:31:59   the back you look a lot like Alfred [TS]

00:32:00   Hitchcock interesting how do you decide [TS]

00:32:03   when to let your hair stop growing in [TS]

00:32:04   the late 18th century I think you just [TS]

00:32:08   let it keep growing [TS]

00:32:09   the question for me is how at what point [TS]

00:32:12   see this is that it's the beard question [TS]

00:32:14   that keeps coming and going like we're [TS]

00:32:16   obviously entering them entering a [TS]

00:32:17   bearded face so it's it's it's going to [TS]

00:32:19   be that this is the Gilded Age of beards [TS]

00:32:22   yeah and and the last time we really [TS]

00:32:24   properly had one of these was the late [TS]

00:32:25   19th century at you know like oh you [TS]

00:32:29   mean the really ambitious beers were [TS]

00:32:30   happening from 1870s I'm not [TS]

00:32:33   and shave and go see Bobby Kennedy you [TS]

00:32:35   mean seriously like let it go and yeah [TS]

00:32:38   like a winning maybe role of women from [TS]

00:32:41   1862 not to basically 1900 big big big [TS]

00:32:46   beards she could I wish I don't like PBS [TS]

00:32:49   I really wish you had something [TS]

00:32:51   regularly on PBS [TS]

00:32:53   I don't care what I don't fucking care [TS]

00:32:54   what it is I don't even care of it as a [TS]

00:32:55   nap on the on the iphone store i want [TS]

00:32:57   you to do something on PBS where you sit [TS]

00:32:59   in a chair and explain things well I [TS]

00:33:01   could do a similar chair and then you [TS]

00:33:02   could be offstage reading off of [TS]

00:33:04   Wikipedia going well what's altruism and [TS]

00:33:07   I'm like well and then you move on to [TS]

00:33:10   the next [TS]

00:33:11   well obviously you've never read cyrano [TS]

00:33:13   de bergerac I what kind of dad what [TS]

00:33:18   about you can again we're covering a lot [TS]

00:33:20   of ground and homey [TS]

00:33:21   damn i'm just gonna call you Dan the day [TS]

00:33:24   I got the thing i wrote down want to [TS]

00:33:25   call talk about the different John's I'm [TS]

00:33:26   very intrigued by the different jobs now [TS]

00:33:28   one thing on my way to pick up my thai [TS]

00:33:30   food [TS]

00:33:30   I don't think pong but I the end you [TS]

00:33:33   know a lot of places [TS]

00:33:34   oh yeah and you know we gotta come back [TS]

00:33:35   to is a cleanliness Italian and noise in [TS]

00:33:37   the background I really that's that's [TS]

00:33:39   important and I think you can help [TS]

00:33:40   people with that it was one of these [TS]

00:33:42   shows and it used to be you know you had [TS]

00:33:43   the american idol and you could always [TS]

00:33:45   tell because that cocksucker was always [TS]

00:33:47   on it [TS]

00:33:47   announcement ok and the thing was now [TS]

00:33:49   here's the thing with the shows they get [TS]

00:33:51   sponsored which is fine but then they [TS]

00:33:53   always have a diet coke for a while I [TS]

00:33:55   think they have a can or a bottle of [TS]

00:33:56   diet coke and that wasn't enough so then [TS]

00:33:58   they got the original desk [TS]

00:34:00   oh yeah face let go out go out and looks [TS]

00:34:02   like they're enjoying a drink while [TS]

00:34:03   they're judging people [TS]

00:34:04   so you know as you do and and then I [TS]

00:34:06   think it became a larger and larger [TS]

00:34:08   until you have a big gulp style terrine [TS]

00:34:10   and this one that I saw I think was [TS]

00:34:12   Howard Stern he had shorter hair looks a [TS]

00:34:14   lot older so i assume is Howard Stern [TS]

00:34:15   had this creepy Joey Ramone glasses [TS]

00:34:17   that's gonna be Howard Stern right [TS]

00:34:18   probably program is hard to be hard to [TS]

00:34:21   is the mistake for anybody other than [TS]

00:34:23   join the sound [TS]

00:34:24   yeah we have a relative who has that has [TS]

00:34:27   that the german thing [TS]

00:34:29   oh yeah yeah yeah like nervous Rondo [TS]

00:34:32   Hatton thing but you know the thing [TS]

00:34:33   we're part of your body keep growing [TS]

00:34:34   yeah it's so it's called you know Rondo [TS]

00:34:37   Hatton had it [TS]

00:34:38   yeah it's it's the weekend just go [TS]

00:34:41   special attention of wikipedia what is [TS]

00:34:44   entitilitus [TS]

00:34:45   it's it's not elephantitis it's a it's [TS]

00:34:49   always about you as soon as we can [TS]

00:34:50   yes Abe Lincoln disease your game you [TS]

00:34:52   save the country that's totally it [TS]

00:34:54   around my eyes too far as i know he's [TS]

00:34:55   not gay but no that's a problem at home [TS]

00:34:58   that's totally different under the giant [TS]

00:35:00   hand right I think so yeah that's that's [TS]

00:35:02   that's giantism and that's different for [TS]

00:35:06   the tip that's that's totally different [TS]

00:35:09   John that's it that's the three [TS]

00:35:10   different from andre previn yeah okay [TS]

00:35:14   and he's the bad guy was with the lady [TS]

00:35:16   that had the problem with the hair kinda [TS]

00:35:18   looked like Joey Ramone fat factory [TS]

00:35:20   remote that's a remote area of said [TS]

00:35:22   everything to timesthat on banjo and [TS]

00:35:24   then there's other children and there's [TS]

00:35:25   another jelly and there's a Joey Bella [TS]

00:35:27   okay god I don't you call me god damn it [TS]

00:35:32   wish lowercase G you're in the pantheon [TS]

00:35:35   but not by much on boy i'm outside the [TS]

00:35:38   pantheon you're standing outside the [TS]

00:35:40   pantheon elevated my fingernails with [TS]

00:35:42   the wrong a chair through the window and [TS]

00:35:44   setting the place on fire [TS]

00:35:46   my daughter says that now sometimes [TS]

00:35:48   sometimes you just gotta burn the [TS]

00:35:50   building down [TS]

00:35:51   yeah that's gonna get this one to watch [TS]

00:35:53   the world burn [TS]

00:35:54   what's that from that's another movie [TS]

00:35:56   quote I don't know that one [TS]

00:35:57   okay okay here's the thing i don't [TS]

00:35:59   overextend this I think Hitler and stuff [TS]

00:36:01   has got to happen but I don't know I [TS]

00:36:03   just feel like there's a whole lot of [TS]

00:36:04   brand extensions we can do if we quit if [TS]

00:36:05   we had jobs we should quit them we [TS]

00:36:07   should get jobs and quit them and then [TS]

00:36:09   we should all right quit my job I hereby [TS]

00:36:11   quit my job [TS]

00:36:12   okay you know what I will too I'm gonna [TS]

00:36:13   put on notice in today my boss is an [TS]

00:36:15   asshole [TS]

00:36:16   I'm Bentham TV for lonely people dental [TS]

00:36:19   oh and so anyway the point is on howard [TS]

00:36:21   stern show that was needed thank Christ [TS]

00:36:23   everybody had a giant terrine with snap [TS]

00:36:26   all on the front of it you can things [TS]

00:36:28   obviously you know if you watch somebody [TS]

00:36:29   drink a drink you for watching like a [TS]

00:36:31   commercial when somebody eats a [TS]

00:36:32   hamburger with two fingers [TS]

00:36:34   you don't mean like over-the-top and the [TS]

00:36:35   haha and the other thing and it's like [TS]

00:36:37   to display the burger nobody fucking [TS]

00:36:39   eats like that nobody has a giant screen [TS]

00:36:41   a snapple with the logo out [TS]

00:36:43   well it's like that it's like I was [TS]

00:36:45   talking about that that add that used to [TS]

00:36:47   run for the hot tub place here in [TS]

00:36:48   Seattle with him that was called tubs [TS]

00:36:51   where you go and like rent hot tub for [TS]

00:36:54   an hour with your friends [TS]

00:36:55   and let the advertisement that I had for [TS]

00:36:58   this place was a girl in a bikini [TS]

00:36:59   standing waist-deep in a hot tub and it [TS]

00:37:03   right by Wright and are in one hand she [TS]

00:37:05   was drinking like a like a martini glass [TS]

00:37:08   style cocktail and she was using the [TS]

00:37:11   other hand to sensuously brush back her [TS]

00:37:15   hair and I realized a long time ago you [TS]

00:37:19   couldn't do both things I'm it's [TS]

00:37:21   bubbling water in a bubbling hot liquid [TS]

00:37:24   shots jacuzzi shots to find out you can [TS]

00:37:26   see brand shot is a bubbling hot tub [TS]

00:37:27   that that 25 other people had used that [TS]

00:37:30   day [TS]

00:37:31   okay I'm gonna come back to that I'm [TS]

00:37:32   sure we talked about the we talked about [TS]

00:37:34   the shoot was she wearing a two-piece it [TS]

00:37:36   was a two-piece you know I'm afraid I'm [TS]

00:37:38   afraid that this may be the first [TS]

00:37:40   instance of us actually repeating [TS]

00:37:41   ourselves in Iraq and I do it came from [TS]

00:37:43   me no you don't repeat yourself a lot [TS]

00:37:45   what are you talking about what if i [TS]

00:37:47   said that i ever said before you don't [TS]

00:37:48   know I've repeated myself you don't you [TS]

00:37:51   are so i wasn't sure i don't listen to [TS]

00:37:53   the podcast so what I've told stories [TS]

00:37:55   that I told multiple times you get [TS]

00:37:56   around me my god i'm embarrassed about [TS]

00:38:00   this now I morning about you know my dad [TS]

00:38:02   told the series dairy stuff nothing but [TS]

00:38:04   my dad told the same story every day for [TS]

00:38:05   40 years and that's wrong how I don't [TS]

00:38:08   know you got some really good stories [TS]

00:38:10   did amazing things John is like I've [TS]

00:38:12   learned well not days like today but [TS]

00:38:14   sometimes I just get out of your way i [TS]

00:38:15   learn the cues that mean you're about to [TS]

00:38:17   tell one of your great stories and I try [TS]

00:38:19   to get out of the way I think today [TS]

00:38:21   we're doing a lot of a lot of [TS]

00:38:22   philosophical clean up well we're doing [TS]

00:38:24   something I feel like we're sweeping [TS]

00:38:25   where who are sweeping words around a [TS]

00:38:27   big auditorium in that case i will [TS]

00:38:29   quickly get this out of the way this [TS]

00:38:30   comes with Italian dry salami dry cop [TS]

00:38:32   prosciutto and black pepper coated [TS]

00:38:34   Italian dry salami [TS]

00:38:35   so you get with without the pepper and [TS]

00:38:36   the problem is for my daughter [TS]

00:38:37   standpoint the pepper getting any [TS]

00:38:39   readings and the salami was dr pepper [TS]

00:38:41   cured salami black pepper code Italian [TS]

00:38:43   dry salami is one of the ingredients in [TS]

00:38:45   the salami [TS]

00:38:47   I'm sorry the bullets on the front and [TS]

00:38:48   check the palace I think he's got oh my [TS]

00:38:50   goodness there's a lot of ingredients on [TS]

00:38:52   you know there are my goodness well the [TS]

00:38:56   first green all there is pouring out the [TS]

00:38:57   big those pituitary gland soft by [TS]

00:38:59   dipping them in forever change how much [TS]

00:39:01   I hate things that are named with the [TS]

00:39:03   series of nouns I don't like that I [TS]

00:39:04   don't trust that like the idea of [TS]

00:39:06   something called poor [TS]

00:39:07   shoulder but haha really i don't think [TS]

00:39:12   you can have port for always the butt of [TS]

00:39:14   the pork shoulder [TS]

00:39:16   see now we're overthinking that here's [TS]

00:39:18   the problem i don't travel as much as I [TS]

00:39:20   used to but it's used to be almost [TS]

00:39:22   exclusively a problem of travel and [TS]

00:39:24   sports bars but i think its extended arm [TS]

00:39:27   i well it's not because sports bars have [TS]

00:39:30   now morphed into all those airport Irish [TS]

00:39:32   bars [TS]

00:39:33   yeah kinda Connors that punching [TS]

00:39:35   punching tits yeah inviting my yard of [TS]

00:39:39   beer [TS]

00:39:39   I i well I wanted to us I wanted to a [TS]

00:39:41   sports bar the other day in an airport [TS]

00:39:43   somewhere and it was they were playing [TS]

00:39:46   the guy it was like themed it wasn't [TS]

00:39:49   just the guy was playing his mixtape but [TS]

00:39:52   it was a sports bar but it was themed [TS]

00:39:54   somehow so that they were playing live [TS]

00:39:57   recordings of blues classics but not [TS]

00:40:03   blues classics by the original blues [TS]

00:40:04   artists but blues classics by counting [TS]

00:40:07   crows covering son house [TS]

00:40:09   eric clapton live in the eighties [TS]

00:40:13   followed by BB king live in the eighties [TS]

00:40:16   followed by George Thorogood now Katie's [TS]

00:40:19   honors thought it was the music was it [TS]

00:40:21   was all live takes of life that's when [TS]

00:40:25   just said she was pretending it was like [TS]

00:40:28   my right down the crapper or its little [TS]

00:40:31   it was so awful it actually was curdling [TS]

00:40:34   milk I i asked for cream and curdled I [TS]

00:40:37   ask for another one curled in the way [TS]

00:40:41   that it that we have to get out of here [TS]

00:40:43   I'm not gonna come not gonna ruin three [TS]

00:40:45   cups of coffee tell me this tell me this [TS]

00:40:46   resonates though because I mean I I [TS]

00:40:48   always felt this was something [TS]

00:40:50   well you know let's say it started with [TS]

00:40:51   the sports bars probably but i think men [TS]

00:40:53   in particular are very lonely and I [TS]

00:40:55   think when you go to somebody's house [TS]

00:40:57   and having a nice conversation and [TS]

00:40:58   nobody thinks to turn off the fucking [TS]

00:41:00   television [TS]

00:41:01   I think it's because people are lonely [TS]

00:41:03   and they like to have a little voice [TS]

00:41:04   near them and I think when men go to [TS]

00:41:06   airports just drives me crazy because no [TS]

00:41:08   matter where you sit in an airport there [TS]

00:41:09   are many many voices apart from the ones [TS]

00:41:11   in my head [TS]

00:41:12   which is first of all there's the [TS]

00:41:13   pointless tsa warnings the drone on [TS]

00:41:15   right behind her back or front of a kind [TS]

00:41:17   of all you know and you wouldn't know if [TS]

00:41:19   there's a bomb in the fucking place [TS]

00:41:20   because there's all this chatter and [TS]

00:41:21   then CNN thing and admits the bombs [TS]

00:41:25   themselves are whispering I'm a bomb I'm [TS]

00:41:28   a bomb if you listen carefully you can [TS]

00:41:30   hear if you can hear it over Anderson [TS]

00:41:32   Cooper I just a lot of Allah and then [TS]

00:41:35   you go so what do you do in my case on [TS]

00:41:36   girl found 10 desert island ever notice [TS]

00:41:39   sunday night sunday nights or when they [TS]

00:41:40   get a lot of the dead lady stories i [TS]

00:41:42   think sunday is a slow news day and I've [TS]

00:41:44   noticed on news sites that's when they [TS]

00:41:45   pull out a lot of the dead people [TS]

00:41:47   stories just watch for it [TS]

00:41:48   I don't need to know I'm just saying [TS]

00:41:49   lump in and out there i don't watch the [TS]

00:41:51   to be so then i'll drop 50 bucks because [TS]

00:41:52   I want to get away from the din and i'll [TS]

00:41:54   go into i'll pay to go because I'm not [TS]

00:41:55   like a sandwich bar well-known have a [TS]

00:41:57   cover charge but if i want to go to the [TS]

00:41:58   Lambs right [TS]

00:41:59   oh I don't mind right fancy guy like [TS]

00:42:02   find solace sometimes I got the miles [TS]

00:42:04   and these days not as much but I'll say [TS]

00:42:05   you know what I'm willing I've got a [TS]

00:42:07   two-hour wait i would like to go [TS]

00:42:08   somewhere and have a beverage and sit [TS]

00:42:10   down and listen to my room where there's [TS]

00:42:11   a banana in a bowl [TS]

00:42:12   yeah and there's like six people sitting [TS]

00:42:16   with laptops on their last didn't used [TS]

00:42:18   to be nicer in those and it's like hey [TS]

00:42:20   there's a banana the ball anybody can [TS]

00:42:21   meet that you know what's in there [TS]

00:42:23   there are screens and screens and [TS]

00:42:25   screens even in the quiet room there's [TS]

00:42:27   screens and his people screaming into [TS]

00:42:29   the phone you just pee there's no quiet [TS]

00:42:31   in public anymore I know I talk a lot [TS]

00:42:32   but when i'm in public i'm very quiet [TS]

00:42:34   and it's maddening to me and I think [TS]

00:42:36   this is extending to everywhere I think [TS]

00:42:37   people are lonely and needed in of noise [TS]

00:42:39   yeah i agree i think that that is the [TS]

00:42:41   whole business with sports you can sit [TS]

00:42:43   you can sit alone in your bachelor [TS]

00:42:46   apartment and listen to people yelling [TS]

00:42:48   and yell at them yourself and that's [TS]

00:42:53   like sports TV or sports radio you get [TS]

00:42:55   to yell at the thing and they're yelling [TS]

00:42:56   and it feels like you're in a big [TS]

00:42:58   boisterous room full of people and you [TS]

00:43:00   can talk about next to nothing and you [TS]

00:43:02   don't mind dying about that guy having [TS]

00:43:04   having having ever know the thing about [TS]

00:43:06   that guy's got athleticism really the [TS]

00:43:08   professional athlete has athleticism and [TS]

00:43:10   I really it's going to be a question of [TS]

00:43:11   whoever but some of the smartest points [TS]

00:43:13   on the board [TS]

00:43:15   well this is the thing this is the [TS]

00:43:16   problem and hate your enemy sports [TS]

00:43:18   Johnny hate sports culture and it makes [TS]

00:43:19   me angry you do sports culture something [TS]

00:43:22   might be clear my daughter play soccer I [TS]

00:43:23   like soccer [TS]

00:43:24   I'm angry about sports culture it's a [TS]

00:43:26   it's the rare person that hates actual [TS]

00:43:28   sport [TS]

00:43:30   yeah it's it's sports culture that [TS]

00:43:32   people hate absolutely true but i have [TS]

00:43:34   no idea where I'm going I'm sorry I like [TS]

00:43:36   bugs me that bugs me i don't think i [TS]

00:43:37   should have to be the weirdo are you [TS]

00:43:39   kidding me you live on the internet [TS]

00:43:40   everybody on the internet hate sports [TS]

00:43:41   relationship for the sports corner of [TS]

00:43:43   the internet but I can't go to any place [TS]

00:43:47   in public now because I even the lobbies [TS]

00:43:49   of hotels the lobbies of office [TS]

00:43:53   buildings have TVs big TVs that are [TS]

00:43:57   yelling at you about the new dead girl [TS]

00:43:59   they found on the on the pacific [TS]

00:44:02   islander they're yelling at you about [TS]

00:44:03   the about the car chase that's happening [TS]

00:44:05   like it's happening it's it's really [TS]

00:44:07   Minority Report like that's third movie [TS]

00:44:09   reference leaves a quote but the third [TS]

00:44:12   movie reference of this podcast with TVs [TS]

00:44:15   yelling at me everywhere I go I don't [TS]

00:44:16   want to i don't iike it said this is [TS]

00:44:18   worse or the same but like the one the [TS]

00:44:20   one that really really gets under my [TS]

00:44:22   skin because it's so visually and [TS]

00:44:24   aurally cluttered is whatever i don't [TS]

00:44:26   know i guess like CNBC but somewhere [TS]

00:44:28   screaming about finance about a story [TS]

00:44:31   that's still emerging it's not like [TS]

00:44:33   anybody's ever done any actual research [TS]

00:44:34   they're standing somewhere about goes [TS]

00:44:35   ding-ding-ding and people invest in [TS]

00:44:37   running around and acting like that some [TS]

00:44:38   kind of reporting you know and I I don't [TS]

00:44:41   smoke but if you go to the kind of place [TS]

00:44:42   where people smoke in a room there will [TS]

00:44:46   always be something on about the sports [TS]

00:44:49   or there will be something on about the [TS]

00:44:51   finance and then people will talk about [TS]

00:44:52   the finance and nothing is worse than [TS]

00:44:55   hearing people watch a financial [TS]

00:44:57   financial show and talk about fun [TS]

00:44:58   I don't know if I feel worse would you [TS]

00:45:00   like to hear me talk about finance for [TS]

00:45:01   an hour I would absolutely what you want [TS]

00:45:04   else you've been through the process [TS]

00:45:05   let's write that on another card that'll [TS]

00:45:07   be another podcast these guys are [TS]

00:45:08   talking about shorting and commodities [TS]

00:45:10   they don't know what the fuck you're [TS]

00:45:11   talking about [TS]

00:45:12   they're watching a TV show and that's [TS]

00:45:13   how they decide to spend their money [TS]

00:45:14   like how is that better than infomercial [TS]

00:45:16   when I when I was getting my house [TS]

00:45:18   mortgaged I don't then I for a while I [TS]

00:45:20   was talking about getting a remortgage [TS]

00:45:21   right and I start talking to this broker [TS]

00:45:23   and this guy he's a real personable guy [TS]

00:45:26   he's a guy that I like instinctively [TS]

00:45:29   right away felt like oh this is a guy my [TS]

00:45:31   age who can [TS]

00:45:33   he's he's finally a guy in the financial [TS]

00:45:35   sector who just wants to talk like a guy [TS]

00:45:38   and he wants to break it down real [TS]

00:45:40   simple [TS]

00:45:41   here's how it's gonna go and so we [TS]

00:45:44   started talking and we kind of had a we [TS]

00:45:45   had a very good report i was the [TS]

00:45:47   government refinance my house with this [TS]

00:45:48   guy and then at one point I asked a [TS]

00:45:52   question about it some Arcana in the you [TS]

00:45:59   know in the way the mortgage has been [TS]

00:46:00   calculated and he went from being this [TS]

00:46:03   normal guy that I was enjoying very much [TS]

00:46:06   that i felt like if i went and got beers [TS]

00:46:07   with guys i would go get a beer with [TS]

00:46:09   this guy right and he he just turned on [TS]

00:46:12   a dime and became this row robot talk [TS]

00:46:18   monster [TS]

00:46:19   I'm just like well what happens is what [TS]

00:46:21   everybody Robert bit and he starts [TS]

00:46:24   talking in this this this like financial [TS]

00:46:26   TV reporter voice and trying to he was [TS]

00:46:30   not trying to explain anymore [TS]

00:46:33   what what I you know that he was not [TS]

00:46:35   trying to explain it in human language [TS]

00:46:37   what he was doing with my mortgage gray [TS]

00:46:38   he was trying to bully me into into [TS]

00:46:43   saying never mind he's trying to bully [TS]

00:46:45   me into saying like okay thank you very [TS]

00:46:47   much i got it now and he was trying to [TS]

00:46:49   do that to to mask the fact that he [TS]

00:46:53   didn't understand it right and he had [TS]

00:46:56   all he had all this tremendous this [TS]

00:46:58   verbiage that he was just she was gonna [TS]

00:47:01   spew at me until I went right right okay [TS]

00:47:04   thank you is like a smokescreen it [TS]

00:47:06   wasn't a smokescreen because i did not [TS]

00:47:09   get the sense because I because I went [TS]

00:47:10   through this a couple times because i [TS]

00:47:11   wanted to make sure like that i talked [TS]

00:47:13   to him a couple days later and i asked [TS]

00:47:14   him the same question I got the same [TS]

00:47:16   response and I did not get the sense [TS]

00:47:18   that it was a smokescreen because he was [TS]

00:47:19   trying to conceal something on there is [TS]

00:47:23   something in ethical or that he was [TS]

00:47:24   trying to he was trying to pull a fast [TS]

00:47:27   one who as much as he didn't understand [TS]

00:47:30   how it worked either and he was now he [TS]

00:47:34   had reached the threshold had reached [TS]

00:47:36   the point of his own ignorance and now [TS]

00:47:39   he was just gonna spew what he'd been [TS]

00:47:41   talks in business school or what he'd [TS]

00:47:44   been taught at the mortgage seminar [TS]

00:47:45   where he learned his trade he just [TS]

00:47:47   started spewing this this litany at me [TS]

00:47:51   it and any was hoping that it would that [TS]

00:47:55   would fool me as it had fooled him as it [TS]

00:47:58   has probably fooled his boss right like [TS]

00:48:00   that he was hoping it would sound [TS]

00:48:01   reasonable and i would get tired of that [TS]

00:48:05   and I think he was I think he did not [TS]

00:48:08   see the logical inconsistencies and what [TS]

00:48:11   he was saying and he did he was not [TS]

00:48:12   aware that I was noticing them and [TS]

00:48:14   saying like what wait a minute will want [TS]

00:48:16   what [TS]

00:48:17   now wait a minute that does actually now [TS]

00:48:19   you're that's not how you use a [TS]

00:48:21   gentleman maybe when he goes into that [TS]

00:48:22   mode he even stops noticing like how [TS]

00:48:26   little sense he makes a stop the reading [TS]

00:48:28   and the kickers little ass p and she was [TS]

00:48:30   reading emotions yeah exactly exactly [TS]

00:48:32   and I get that I get that sense whenever [TS]

00:48:35   whenever I'm dealing with [TS]

00:48:36   well whatever i'm doing with [TS]

00:48:37   functionaries are people at the mid [TS]

00:48:39   level of any kind of technical [TS]

00:48:41   discipline they reached the point where [TS]

00:48:44   they can no longer at answer they can no [TS]

00:48:47   longer answer questions from it from a [TS]

00:48:49   from a layman who is paying attention [TS]

00:48:51   because as a Raymond the technical the [TS]

00:48:55   you know the jargon it's charging the [TS]

00:48:57   technical jargon or the technical [TS]

00:48:58   explosion of language is not interesting [TS]

00:49:00   you're following the big picture and you [TS]

00:49:03   want to know the answer to the next big [TS]

00:49:04   picture question and you reach the point [TS]

00:49:06   where the person that you're talking to [TS]

00:49:08   just doesn't have that day they have not [TS]

00:49:11   they don't have a conception of the of [TS]

00:49:13   the larger structure that what they're [TS]

00:49:15   doing how it fits into it right and so [TS]

00:49:18   they just start he just start blathering [TS]

00:49:19   it's like that that that that's that is [TS]

00:49:21   one of the main problems with dealing [TS]

00:49:23   with with the with you know staffers [TS]

00:49:26   from yeah let's say you go you go all [TS]

00:49:29   the way up the chain you get to the [TS]

00:49:30   executive vice president he doesn't know [TS]

00:49:32   either [TS]

00:49:32   I'm starting to realize this is dealing [TS]

00:49:34   with people in corporate in the [TS]

00:49:36   corporate world a little bit more the [TS]

00:49:37   vice president actually doesn't know [TS]

00:49:40   either [TS]

00:49:40   he just backs up into the mission [TS]

00:49:41   statement and starts repeating it [TS]

00:49:44   he doesn't know what they're doing [TS]

00:49:45   either or how it really fits into the [TS]

00:49:47   big picture [TS]

00:49:48   my son has problems problem with jargon [TS]

00:49:50   in general because I think jargon is [TS]

00:49:52   like the whatever the black Brooks [TS]

00:49:53   Brothers suit like it becomes this way [TS]

00:49:55   of speaking to everybody else in this [TS]

00:49:57   patois that that eventually can become [TS]

00:49:59   entirely empty but is very comfortable [TS]

00:50:02   to everybody and you know there's these [TS]

00:50:03   two phrases that I joke about a lot and [TS]

00:50:05   the two phrases are turns out and so and [TS]

00:50:09   and turns out is a journalist [TS]

00:50:10   smokescreen because you say turns out as [TS]

00:50:13   you introduce something that you didn't [TS]

00:50:14   actually discover but you think sounds [TS]

00:50:16   contrary to conventional wisdom and [TS]

00:50:18   therefore you now sound smart right [TS]

00:50:19   you'll hear this once you start here at [TS]

00:50:21   here listening for this you turns out [TS]

00:50:22   you use that a lot in our podcast I you [TS]

00:50:24   know what I used to say turns out [TS]

00:50:26   because it became a tick it maybe it's a [TS]

00:50:28   tick when you said well it turns out [TS]

00:50:30   it's and then the opposite of what you [TS]

00:50:32   think i was so worked in that context [TS]

00:50:35   well I'm ask me a fairly straightforward [TS]

00:50:37   question about something [TS]

00:50:38   Merlin how do you feel of the the jets [TS]

00:50:43   are going to do this season so sports [TS]

00:50:47   can be complicated to analyze and [TS]

00:50:49   understand that really ate on any given [TS]

00:50:52   sunday so i met people that you can ask [TS]

00:50:57   i think it's like silently i write it as [TS]

00:51:00   for my little bit tricky character i [TS]

00:51:01   read it is so period but I think it's [TS]

00:51:03   really so colon and I think it's a PR [TS]

00:51:05   move that people have absorbed from [TS]

00:51:07   hearing other people use it and becomes [TS]

00:51:08   a way to not answer a question kind of [TS]

00:51:11   politician thing when you use when you [TS]

00:51:13   begin the answer to a question your [TS]

00:51:16   answer your question was so right [TS]

00:51:18   your-your-your either trying to stall [TS]

00:51:19   for time to think of an answer or just [TS]

00:51:22   as often i mean i think that's what [TS]

00:51:23   happens when you start doing is a tick [TS]

00:51:24   but but but i think the trick to so is [TS]

00:51:27   that your answer the question you want [TS]

00:51:28   to answer instead of plainly answering [TS]

00:51:31   the very simple fucking question that [TS]

00:51:33   someone just asked you right and it's a [TS]

00:51:35   consult II kind of thing to do because [TS]

00:51:38   consider you know that the consultant [TS]

00:51:39   people you know you ever hear this quote [TS]

00:51:41   I I don't love bromides but i think this [TS]

00:51:44   is kurt vonnegut said this to anybody [TS]

00:51:45   who can explain what they do for a [TS]

00:51:47   living to a ten-year-old as a charlatan [TS]

00:51:48   m which i think is i think that's that's [TS]

00:51:51   once you think about that [TS]

00:51:54   oh my god but that is true that's true [TS]

00:51:55   of eighty percent of our economy now I [TS]

00:51:58   mean I have this problem all the time [TS]

00:51:59   asking people what do you do they start [TS]

00:52:01   to go but [TS]

00:52:02   I'm in communications yeah and I got no [TS]

00:52:05   no tell me what you do and and [TS]

00:52:07   ultimately they don't know they are they [TS]

00:52:09   do not know it's not that they are it's [TS]

00:52:11   not that they are it's not that they are [TS]

00:52:13   they are the charlatan read that they [TS]

00:52:15   are cog in a Charlotte Charlotte feel [TS]

00:52:18   there's a terracotta in charlotte anak [TS]

00:52:21   world where there was nobody knows [TS]

00:52:24   what's happening is where you and your [TS]

00:52:26   company if the if your company performs [TS]

00:52:29   some service for other companies that [TS]

00:52:31   you can tell me what it is your service [TS]

00:52:33   provider but there's no your service [TS]

00:52:35   provider maybe maybe your solution [TS]

00:52:36   provider and there's 300 people working [TS]

00:52:38   at that company and you still can't tell [TS]

00:52:40   me what exactly it does [TS]

00:52:42   oh my god get out get out now it is true [TS]

00:52:46   but you know it's it's also on the one [TS]

00:52:47   hand i get that because I i understand [TS]

00:52:50   you know i'm a huge fan of you know [TS]

00:52:52   whether or not you love the music I [TS]

00:52:54   really like Bob Dylan and I really like [TS]

00:52:55   Bruce Springsteen from old friends I'm [TS]

00:52:58   not let me tell you why you see whether [TS]

00:52:59   or not you love his music I really i [TS]

00:53:01   gotta say well why I didn't want to get [TS]

00:53:03   into a thing with you cuz i know you're [TS]

00:53:04   not a fan of any point i'm a final [TS]

00:53:06   fantasy Bob ok when i'm a fan actually a [TS]

00:53:08   fair but it's one thing i like about [TS]

00:53:10   John Roderick is is this resistance to [TS]

00:53:13   have you define me [TS]

00:53:14   I don't like being defined right and so [TS]

00:53:16   I completely understand the desire to [TS]

00:53:18   say well no I'm not that thing so you [TS]

00:53:21   say to somebody [TS]

00:53:22   well oh so your PR person in like also [TS]

00:53:25   so basically you work for businesses and [TS]

00:53:28   you do a certain kind of public [TS]

00:53:30   messaging through things like press [TS]

00:53:32   releases that tries to make them look [TS]

00:53:33   good mostly for free [TS]

00:53:34   well no actually I'm a communications [TS]

00:53:36   professional social media uh now this [TS]

00:53:39   happen to me when they won and why do [TS]

00:53:41   you use that voice that sounds like the [TS]

00:53:43   interior decorator in beetlejuice [TS]

00:53:45   actually I think it's tim gunn from from [TS]

00:53:48   that from that was called Project Runway [TS]

00:53:51   health concerns [TS]

00:53:53   well i have watched that show you're [TS]

00:53:55   talking to shadow the regal blonde [TS]

00:53:57   person that helps them with tailored [TS]

00:54:00   clothes [TS]

00:54:00   yes very interesting i like that guy [TS]

00:54:02   like the or could be home count also [TS]

00:54:04   think it's stupid should narrow like [TS]

00:54:06   Cupid you're told you're fat will be [TS]

00:54:09   skinny [TS]

00:54:10   mama's got video Burger King bathroom [TS]

00:54:12   but the network MC Blowfish [TS]

00:54:16   I can't believe you know so many things [TS]

00:54:18   I mean I know you know stuff from dusty [TS]

00:54:20   books and no one cares about but me no [TS]

00:54:22   fuckin happy home [TS]

00:54:23   no shock g I i know i don't see [TS]

00:54:25   Christina different don't just know [TS]

00:54:27   humpty-hump I know every track on that [TS]

00:54:30   record back are rare bird i love that [TS]

00:54:34   record [TS]

00:54:34   oh my gosh we should talk about music on [TS]

00:54:36   our other show Hitler music Hitler and [TS]

00:54:38   stuff Hillary music okay to learn [TS]

00:54:40   Foucault anyway this is boring now so [TS]

00:54:42   what you know I one of the things I've [TS]

00:54:44   caught myself saying now I've got I've [TS]

00:54:45   got a tick a vocal tic for a verbal tic [TS]

00:54:48   get several you like five [TS]

00:54:50   no wonder my verbal tics continue come [TS]

00:54:52   on tell me you can't just say something [TS]

00:54:53   like that and then walk away in any case [TS]

00:54:56   do I say in any case that's what don't [TS]

00:55:01   know i can tell you exactly what in any [TS]

00:55:03   case means to be in any case means [TS]

00:55:05   Merlin has finally kind of stopped [TS]

00:55:07   talking and I would like to continue [TS]

00:55:09   with my point now where I think you know [TS]

00:55:11   that something your flowers and boxes [TS]

00:55:12   and you bring him home when you put them [TS]

00:55:13   in the window that's the next night and [TS]

00:55:14   now you know the thing is that you have [TS]

00:55:15   cut sausage into smaller pieces you can [TS]

00:55:16   cook it faster [TS]

00:55:18   well in any case haha [TS]

00:55:21   in any case one of the things that I [TS]

00:55:23   have taught myself saying recently is no [TS]

00:55:26   kidding [TS]

00:55:26   and I say that as someone is talking to [TS]

00:55:29   me about stuff and every time they you [TS]

00:55:32   know every time they're like and then I [TS]

00:55:34   went to the store when i get it and i [TS]

00:55:38   get the story there were things for sale [TS]

00:55:39   are you reading a paper [TS]

00:55:41   mentally I see reading the paper when [TS]

00:55:43   you say that no kidding and I caught [TS]

00:55:45   myself the other day I would I was [TS]

00:55:46   talking to somebody out in the street [TS]

00:55:48   and I realized I had said no kidding 45 [TS]

00:55:51   times [TS]

00:55:51   yeah in in the space of a 20-minute [TS]

00:55:53   conversation was like oh my god I gotta [TS]

00:55:55   stop doing that [TS]

00:55:56   no kidding guys out of that dozens of [TS]

00:55:58   this [TS]

00:55:59   no kidding yeah because you can see a [TS]

00:56:02   couple of different ways to like huh [TS]

00:56:03   no kidding I'm and my mine are like you [TS]

00:56:06   know what is just embarrassing i can't [TS]

00:56:07   get into it what what what's your worst [TS]

00:56:09   one right now my worst one right now I i [TS]

00:56:12   somehow i actually got this from you [TS]

00:56:15   accidentally you use it sparingly [TS]

00:56:19   but you took it to a higher lie i use it [TS]

00:56:22   super often what is it prepending an [TS]

00:56:26   adjective with super oh that's super [TS]

00:56:29   annoyed at xiii can tell you where most [TS]

00:56:32   of my I could tell you where most of my [TS]

00:56:34   tips have come from and that's from an [TS]

00:56:35   interview you and I did when you were [TS]

00:56:37   talking about people not wanting to pay [TS]

00:56:38   you for shows and I've actually used [TS]

00:56:40   almost as script almost this exact [TS]

00:56:42   sentence from you which is I'm super [TS]

00:56:44   grateful that year that it outta da yeah [TS]

00:56:47   and I think that's where I got it from [TS]

00:56:48   and now i can I ipad absorb you know [TS]

00:56:51   John I'm a liberal artist i absorb its [TS]

00:56:54   true well and you also you are you're [TS]

00:56:56   very good at at you know at pulling and [TS]

00:57:01   pulling the fruit off of things now I'm [TS]

00:57:02   not just the low-hanging fruit can find [TS]

00:57:04   that you find the delicious berry that's [TS]

00:57:07   embedded in the in the the scrum of [TS]

00:57:10   leaves you pull the berry out in your [TS]

00:57:12   like see what was there see what was [TS]

00:57:14   there you didn't see it [TS]

00:57:15   you saw the scrum of leaves here's the [TS]

00:57:17   delicious you say i'm going to finger [TS]

00:57:18   the scrum of leaves to find that nascent [TS]

00:57:21   Barry that's what I'm saying I'm saying [TS]

00:57:23   you go face-first such as I just became [TS]

00:57:25   Gary Snyder you can even fingering the [TS]

00:57:28   scrum of we your face first to the scrum [TS]

00:57:30   of leaves [TS]

00:57:31   thank you basically delicious berry it [TS]

00:57:35   face first in this kind of leaves [TS]

00:57:38   wow we got we got a lot open threads is [TS]

00:57:40   good stuff so you know you're not so r [TS]

00:57:42   naught a naught comma Connery no I'm [TS]

00:57:44   going to comic con tomorrow although [TS]

00:57:46   that has now located this podcast in [TS]

00:57:49   time and space with that don't know what [TS]

00:57:50   year [TS]

00:57:51   don't know what you're you don't get the [TS]

00:57:52   East Coast West Coast could become [TS]

00:57:53   conure oh that's true this could be [TS]

00:57:55   comic-con 2002 everything's changed [TS]

00:58:00   I'm going tomorrow I I i went to one [TS]

00:58:01   last year so the the the bloom is off [TS]

00:58:03   the rose in the sense of like last year [TS]

00:58:06   I had the pleasant surprise of walking [TS]

00:58:08   around a giant convention center full of [TS]

00:58:10   slavery is who and and thinking like [TS]

00:58:14   this is dumb and then walking into a [TS]

00:58:16   room that had a hundred million comic [TS]

00:58:21   books all presided over by like 55 year [TS]

00:58:24   old guys with the with like George Lucas [TS]

00:58:28   beer lot a lot of dander and and and i [TS]

00:58:31   was suddenly in heaven [TS]

00:58:32   and I was walking around saying all [TS]

00:58:33   these guys like you don't have by any [TS]

00:58:35   chance national lampoon number to do you [TS]

00:58:38   and then they would go there soon turns [TS]

00:58:43   out of have a repressing but i think you [TS]

00:58:48   know in that case that's going to begin [TS]

00:58:49   with the exhale that's gonna and then [TS]

00:58:51   that's a comic book I but it's that was [TS]

00:58:52   going to be right look server condition [TS]

00:58:56   itself it's laptop near-mint I was so [TS]

00:59:00   excited to be in this room and realizing [TS]

00:59:02   the comic-con was really at the at the [TS]

00:59:04   core of it if you went all the way into [TS]

00:59:06   the center of the death grip death star [TS]

00:59:08   there was actually a room full of comic [TS]

00:59:10   books and it wasn't just that there were [TS]

00:59:12   the teacher comic books there were comic [TS]

00:59:14   books here at this festival of people [TS]

00:59:17   that are like lined up to talk about [TS]

00:59:20   Twilight or walking around dressed like [TS]

00:59:23   my six-year solid seven metal bikinis [TS]

00:59:27   solid seven metal bikinis [TS]

00:59:30   that's one of my favorite pavement songs [TS]

00:59:32   it's in 72 it is great [TS]

00:59:36   yes got its gonna get a slightly kind of [TS]

00:59:38   chromatic guitar opening its little slow [TS]

00:59:40   going and then some out of tune singing [TS]

00:59:43   from a guy that it turns out i can [TS]

00:59:45   actually sing [TS]

00:59:46   yeah but anyway so I had a great time [TS]

00:59:48   now this year I'm going back with the [TS]

00:59:50   knowledge that in the center of this [TS]

00:59:53   like rat king of nerds is a room full of [TS]

00:59:58   comic books and [TS]

00:59:58   comic books and [TS]

01:00:00   I want to get there and I'm worried that [TS]

01:00:03   it's gonna change my experience because [TS]

01:00:06   I'm about because you're gonna go so [TS]

01:00:07   you're gonna go straight straight past [TS]

01:00:08   the Slayers right now the comment i [TS]

01:00:10   wandered I've spent three hours [TS]

01:00:11   wandering around this man i mean this [TS]

01:00:13   this convention center is like three [TS]

01:00:15   aircraft carriers and to end and you're [TS]

01:00:17   walking from room to room and you're [TS]

01:00:18   just like what room is this kind of the [TS]

01:00:20   new stop button is itself is kind of the [TS]

01:00:22   new thing right comic-con's like kind of [TS]

01:00:24   the thing now right [TS]

01:00:25   well except that South by Southwest at [TS]

01:00:29   the core of South by Southwest when you [TS]

01:00:30   get into the heart of that rat king in [TS]

01:00:33   its rock-and-roll there's some band of [TS]

01:00:35   24 year olds used to better that are [TS]

01:00:38   dressed like the romantics and are [TS]

01:00:41   trying to stand trying to sound like the [TS]

01:00:44   strokes right if there's it's rock and [TS]

01:00:46   roll and look at the at the heart of [TS]

01:00:49   comic-con [TS]

01:00:51   there is that same group of 24 year olds [TS]

01:00:53   they also look like they're in the [TS]

01:00:55   romantics but they are trying to look [TS]

01:00:58   like a comic book about a rock and roll [TS]

01:01:00   band that lives on a on a surfboard in [TS]

01:01:04   outer space and they have a podcast and [TS]

01:01:08   I cannot whatever that is whatever that [TS]

01:01:11   leap is from you know like that at the [TS]

01:01:13   core of South by Southwest there are [TS]

01:01:14   people playing guitars and at the core [TS]

01:01:18   of comic-con I feel like at least right [TS]

01:01:21   now there are people pretending to play [TS]

01:01:23   space guitars and i don't i don't know [TS]

01:01:26   where the heart of comic-con is other [TS]

01:01:28   than this room full of comic books the [TS]

01:01:31   room and at comic-con where people are [TS]

01:01:33   actually drawing things and making [TS]

01:01:34   things I know it's there but i but I and [TS]

01:01:38   I'm i don't i'm not in yet or I don't [TS]

01:01:42   when I open the door and I see a room [TS]

01:01:43   full of people all looking at their [TS]

01:01:44   computers [TS]

01:01:45   I don't perceive that as a room full of [TS]

01:01:47   people who are making things right and [TS]

01:01:49   it and in fact it it it probably is [TS]

01:01:52   they're probably they're making [TS]

01:01:54   webcomics that's the funny thing today [TS]

01:01:56   is that I i really believe this is that [TS]

01:01:58   there are very few people today let's [TS]

01:02:00   look at this way I don't know how long [TS]

01:02:01   things been around the 20 years ago [TS]

01:02:02   something called comic-con if it existed [TS]

01:02:04   would have been regarded as a fan event [TS]

01:02:06   a place where you go because you're a [TS]

01:02:07   fan of comics I bet now today I think [TS]

01:02:10   for better for worse for reality [TS]

01:02:13   pretty much everybody thinks of [TS]

01:02:14   themselves as a term i love the content [TS]

01:02:17   creator everybody thinks of themselves [TS]

01:02:18   as somebody who makes stuff even making [TS]

01:02:20   that is is your blog about blogs about [TS]

01:02:22   comics [TS]

01:02:23   yeah well but i have i have been [TS]

01:02:26   invented this is going to blow your mind [TS]

01:02:27   okay but i have recently become a [TS]

01:02:30   friends with some people who are [TS]

01:02:33   cosplayers and when I when I say friends [TS]

01:02:39   is this through a mud or these people [TS]

01:02:41   usually have met a user group and a mug [TS]

01:02:43   like that there are people that I know [TS]

01:02:46   that I that I initially probably met [TS]

01:02:48   through the internet but now how have [TS]

01:02:50   now that now I know them and their and [TS]

01:02:52   when you ask them what they do with him [TS]

01:02:54   they say cosplay that is what they do it [TS]

01:02:57   is because my customers like a japanese [TS]

01:02:59   girl version of LARPing alright larping [TS]

01:03:02   and cosplay overlap [TS]

01:03:04   yeah but I mean it's like 60 pound [TS]

01:03:05   difference right well I think you can be [TS]

01:03:07   a girl and larp this is this is a new [TS]

01:03:10   thing I just discovered his girl are [TS]

01:03:11   paying you could be a girl in life but [TS]

01:03:14   but the idea that then that that making [TS]

01:03:17   a costume and and going out in public in [TS]

01:03:20   the costume and and being a part of [TS]

01:03:23   these these gatherings and sort of [TS]

01:03:26   showing off your creation is a form of [TS]

01:03:29   its not just a form of creativity but [TS]

01:03:32   yeah it's actually now a this is the [TS]

01:03:36   thing that I either i'm still struggling [TS]

01:03:39   to understand but it is a kind of AA [TS]

01:03:43   being a rock star or it's a kind of it [TS]

01:03:48   isn't just performance it isn't just [TS]

01:03:50   that it's not just fanart like there are [TS]

01:03:53   people who are really doing genuinely [TS]

01:03:54   creative stuff like you know you can you [TS]

01:03:57   can you write it's not it's not that [TS]

01:03:58   you're dressed up like pokemon but you [TS]

01:04:01   have taken you've taken elements from [TS]

01:04:03   pokemon and you've taken elements from [TS]

01:04:05   speed racer and elements from and you've [TS]

01:04:08   made a new thing and it is a costume [TS]

01:04:12   which you are inhabiting mhm and you are [TS]

01:04:15   the costume kind of her a it'sit's all [TS]

01:04:18   it's a brave new world for me I'm still [TS]

01:04:20   trying to learn i'm still trying to [TS]

01:04:22   learn the [TS]

01:04:23   what it all means but i'm actually i'm [TS]

01:04:25   having first-hand experience of it now [TS]

01:04:27   rather than just not understanding it at [TS]

01:04:30   a distance go in and dismissing it which [TS]

01:04:31   would be coming for somebody like myself [TS]

01:04:33   my age [TS]

01:04:34   yeah I I'm realizing now that I cannot [TS]

01:04:36   dismiss anything you gotta stop you [TS]

01:04:38   gotta get old [TS]

01:04:39   that's how you get counsel that is how [TS]

01:04:40   you get old and a and what were such [TS]

01:04:43   early days of the internet and in fact [TS]

01:04:45   we're kind of the unlucky ones because [TS]

01:04:48   we were there for to the 20 years of [TS]

01:04:52   developing computers that now has become [TS]

01:04:55   irrelevant right all those years that we [TS]

01:04:57   spent or some of us spend sitting in [TS]

01:05:00   front of apple to ease writing basic [TS]

01:05:04   programs onto floppy disks unless you [TS]

01:05:07   are unless you are working in a vintage [TS]

01:05:10   computers museum room all that [TS]

01:05:14   information is useless now it's all this [TS]

01:05:16   it's all become a different thing and so [TS]

01:05:18   the people that are people that where [TS]

01:05:21   the Internet is going to go in 20 years [TS]

01:05:23   I don't know and I can't afford I really [TS]

01:05:25   can't afford to say and I mean I had had [TS]

01:05:28   this experience just recently working [TS]

01:05:30   with a with a company that I work [TS]

01:05:32   closely with you sure did it where I had [TS]

01:05:35   up you know i wish you could talk about [TS]

01:05:37   the chief technology officer of this [TS]

01:05:40   company [TS]

01:05:41   tell me that he thought that Twitter was [TS]

01:05:43   for douchebags and that he didn't [TS]

01:05:45   understand why you know if that they had [TS]

01:05:48   that the company had made a decision a [TS]

01:05:50   long time ago that that they didn't want [TS]

01:05:55   to send out too many newsletters right [TS]

01:05:57   on twitter but he didn't tell you that [TS]

01:05:59   you're like a form letter D we send it [TS]

01:06:01   to me on it he sent it to me on an email [TS]

01:06:03   in reply to an email that i had sent him [TS]

01:06:06   Richie which he claimed had gotten lost [TS]

01:06:08   in his in his trash folder or his spam [TS]

01:06:13   folder for a week and I and I run back [TS]

01:06:15   and I was like first of all you're the [TS]

01:06:16   chief technology officer of this company [TS]

01:06:18   that I work with and my emails are going [TS]

01:06:19   into your spam folder maybe you need to [TS]

01:06:22   revisit how tightly your spam folder is [TS]

01:06:25   configured but second of all you decided [TS]

01:06:28   a long time ago what your social media [TS]

01:06:30   policy was like that doesn't make any [TS]

01:06:32   sense because a long time ago there [TS]

01:06:34   wasn't social media and now there [TS]

01:06:35   is anyway I realize that I'm 43 years [TS]

01:06:38   old and to be to have to to maintain the [TS]

01:06:42   attitude that anything that i see in the [TS]

01:06:46   world now is like oh that's like it's [TS]

01:06:48   stupid when I when it's just a kid [TS]

01:06:50   question or just a case of not [TS]

01:06:52   understanding what it is i just can't [TS]

01:06:54   afford to do it i have to have to go out [TS]

01:06:55   there and touch every larper and say [TS]

01:06:58   excuse me good sir excuse me kind nave [TS]

01:07:01   would you explain it off [TS]

01:07:05   explain to me bouse LARPing as I button [TS]

01:07:09   what are you five buttons are out of [TS]

01:07:11   period because I because that because [TS]

01:07:14   who knows you're honestly who knows and [TS]

01:07:17   particularly the way that the internet [TS]

01:07:18   manifest itself in real life [TS]

01:07:20   who knows I may be bronies are the [TS]

01:07:25   future maybe it's okay I'll bite [TS]

01:07:28   now what is a brownie what is a brownie [TS]

01:07:31   was a brownie is a grown person a grown [TS]

01:07:36   male who who watches the my little pony [TS]

01:07:40   television on ironically and who then [TS]

01:07:46   dresses themselves in my little pony [TS]

01:07:50   type costumes and meets up with other [TS]

01:07:54   grown adult men and the women who love [TS]

01:07:57   them to celebrate the positivity of the [TS]

01:08:01   message at the core of my law on [TS]

01:08:04   ironically on as far as i can tell on [TS]

01:08:08   ironically genuine celebration of the [TS]

01:08:11   message of positivity at the heart of my [TS]

01:08:13   little pony and they're called bronies [TS]

01:08:16   and there's a there is a little bit of [TS]

01:08:20   like a furry element is gas is a visit [TS]

01:08:23   but it's not a lady horse thing is [TS]

01:08:24   totally furry ish thing it's a sex with [TS]

01:08:27   cartoon horse here pain but it's not all [TS]

01:08:30   about sex with cartoon horse know its [TS]

01:08:32   philosophical component yeah that which [TS]

01:08:35   is my little ponies are I don't have [TS]

01:08:37   never seen my little pony show [TS]

01:08:39   yeah but my understanding is that the [TS]

01:08:41   messages very positive very very about [TS]

01:08:44   pony positive that the bits pony [TS]

01:08:46   positive that if you are [TS]

01:08:48   a pink stuffed pony debt that has the [TS]

01:08:53   gift of life and you can fly and you [TS]

01:08:57   have magic powers which take the form of [TS]

01:08:59   stars the consent gold stars out into [TS]

01:09:02   the sky [TS]

01:09:03   um that that is better than living in [TS]

01:09:06   the world as a human [TS]

01:09:07   amen you know how i mean i would rather [TS]

01:09:10   be there than here [TS]

01:09:12   you cannot afford to look down your nose [TS]

01:09:13   at that because you never know you never [TS]

01:09:16   know you never attacked most bronies [TS]

01:09:17   also look like Robert Smith circuit 1985 [TS]

01:09:20   it's just it's like thunder and groomed [TS]

01:09:24   brownies [TS]

01:09:25   okay well or or groomed like a lot of [TS]

01:09:28   eyeliner tend to be a lot of clove [TS]

01:09:30   cigarettes are making a comeback i smoke [TS]

01:09:31   close the other day so anyway I don't [TS]

01:09:34   know what the future will hold [TS]

01:09:35   i can't i can't afford to sit here in my [TS]

01:09:37   in my castle my lighthouse windmill that [TS]

01:09:41   I have built here on this promontory the [TS]

01:09:44   edge of the earth and and cast [TS]

01:09:46   aspersions this is that this is really [TS]

01:09:48   admirable John I think this is this is I [TS]

01:09:50   I've arrived something similar and I [TS]

01:09:51   just want to say I admire this this is [TS]

01:09:53   this is this is very now how do you how [TS]

01:09:55   do you keep in touch with with a brownie [TS]

01:09:57   or a cosplayer you guys you guys have [TS]

01:09:59   chat rooms or do you use facebook how to [TS]

01:10:02   keep in touch [TS]

01:10:03   do they have like a pony facebook funny [TS]

01:10:04   blogs i think they do I think they do I [TS]

01:10:06   i'm not a livejournal things John yeah I [TS]

01:10:09   think you're on livejournal I'm not [TS]

01:10:11   trying to keep in touch with bronies per [TS]

01:10:12   se but I'm aware that they are there and [TS]

01:10:14   i'm not opposed to them [TS]

01:10:16   would you like to take this opportunity [TS]

01:10:16   and this platform to reach out to the [TS]

01:10:18   brownies and have them contact you if [TS]

01:10:20   there are any brownies were listening to [TS]

01:10:21   our podcast i would be surprised but if [TS]

01:10:23   that twice [TS]

01:10:25   I feel like most of the people who are [TS]

01:10:27   listening to our podcast art are on the [TS]

01:10:29   other side of the cynicism fence from [TS]

01:10:32   the tall fence being able to listen to [TS]

01:10:35   or watch brownie TV but I do i do like I [TS]

01:10:39   this this this business of the google [TS]

01:10:42   chat where 15 people all meet online and [TS]

01:10:46   talk to each other and see their little [TS]

01:10:50   faces that they're in the corner [TS]

01:10:52   um that is a thing I'm seeing more and [TS]

01:10:54   more people do that [TS]

01:10:57   that again i feel like i don't [TS]

01:10:59   understand that I don't understand the [TS]

01:11:00   impulse to get in a computer room with [TS]

01:11:04   20 people and talked for five hours but [TS]

01:11:07   people are doing and again i cannot cast [TS]

01:11:11   aspersions I have to just I think what i [TS]

01:11:14   have to do is dip my toe in I have to go [TS]

01:11:16   join someones chat you could just very [TS]

01:11:21   gently dip one little hoof into that [TS]

01:11:23   trough and see what it's like an end and [TS]

01:11:25   check it out but I admire this might [TS]

01:11:27   require this you can join it you could [TS]

01:11:28   join a chat you ever join a challenge i [TS]

01:11:32   have did its did desk its send you that [TS]

01:11:35   invite for the thing that's exactly what [TS]

01:11:37   I'm saying [TS]

01:11:38   ok that's it that's a great example of a [TS]

01:11:40   way to have been people have no idea [TS]

01:11:42   we're talking about that there are ways [TS]

01:11:43   do I don't have any desire personally [TS]

01:11:46   when I look and I'm gonna mention what [TS]

01:11:48   this is I don't want to i mean i don't [TS]

01:11:50   want to give them any nature of the [TS]

01:11:52   technology or what about I don't want to [TS]

01:11:54   give them a free promotion unless [TS]

01:11:55   they're going to sponsor our podcast for [TS]

01:11:57   five thousand dollars a month no is the [TS]

01:11:59   response from other podcasts they're [TS]

01:12:00   into it you're you all the good things [TS]

01:12:03   go to your other podcast I said no john [TS]

01:12:06   chancellor was faster this one [TS]

01:12:08   yeah you should we're gonna have a [TS]

01:12:09   sponsor go back and say why don't you [TS]

01:12:11   sponsor this good one [TS]

01:12:12   did you look at it yet look at it sends [TS]

01:12:14   me this thing and it says he's invited [TS]

01:12:16   you to this club John fight club last [TS]

01:12:19   board [TS]

01:12:21   ok yes and so I click on the thing it [TS]

01:12:23   has joined the board so i click on the [TS]

01:12:24   thing and i go there and of course they [TS]

01:12:25   want all my information i'm not going to [TS]

01:12:27   give them to him so I I I got out of [TS]

01:12:29   there but i'm wondering what's on the [TS]

01:12:31   other side of this wall scott simpson [TS]

01:12:33   and a bunch of people are talking about [TS]

01:12:34   stuff before you blew it was going to be [TS]

01:12:37   the three of us making fun of people [TS]

01:12:38   comic-con [TS]

01:12:39   yeah it's got Simpson literally oh why [TS]

01:12:42   did i do why did I not blow I don't do [TS]

01:12:44   that because you're afraid to take your [TS]

01:12:46   fucking hook and put it in the trough [TS]

01:12:47   because we got that personal information [TS]

01:12:50   that you hold so dear to your promontory [TS]

01:12:51   but I mean if I if I sign up for will [TS]

01:12:54   have this thing glass boards now going [TS]

01:12:56   to link to my facebook page and it's not [TS]

01:12:58   getting to be clicking cows are you [TS]

01:13:01   doing a facebook my god John I go there [TS]

01:13:03   once a week [TS]

01:13:04   high school friends are there we should [TS]

01:13:06   talk about the myspace days remember the [TS]

01:13:07   myspace days was helping you figure out [TS]

01:13:09   how to monitor my had a automate accept [TS]

01:13:13   people as friends remember that i don't [TS]

01:13:15   have firefox script for that because [TS]

01:13:17   when i first was on i do remember every [TS]

01:13:19   morning every morning going to click [TS]

01:13:21   click friendly friendly yes except [TS]

01:13:23   except except and then all those people [TS]

01:13:25   would write on my myspace a ok thanks [TS]

01:13:28   for the anxiety ad thanks to the end [TS]

01:13:30   thanks for the add yeah sure i want to [TS]

01:13:33   dip into that well here's the thing that [TS]

01:13:34   long ago I i have to really come around [TS]

01:13:38   to this and and i'm going to be the old [TS]

01:13:40   man here and make the obvious reference [TS]

01:13:41   which is there were remember like when t [TS]

01:13:44   remember and radio came out like when [TS]

01:13:45   radio came out there's a there's I think [TS]

01:13:47   it's a has an article or later you [TS]

01:13:49   asking me if I remember what radio you [TS]

01:13:51   know I withdrew that by making the funny [TS]

01:13:53   old-timey radio voice when i use that [TS]

01:13:55   you know I'm withdrawing when I use the [TS]

01:13:57   funny all-time record right you're right [TS]

01:13:58   you're right John Philip Sousa what was [TS]

01:14:00   in a huff because he said I think I [TS]

01:14:03   don't overstate this but you know he's a [TS]

01:14:04   very dramatic man you wrote marches you [TS]

01:14:06   did good marches some you know just much [TS]

01:14:09   as a good for house invading Poland let [TS]

01:14:12   me tell you usually have the kids that [TS]

01:14:15   get a partner / right marches know is [TS]

01:14:20   that a little majestic from march that's [TS]

01:14:22   going to but can't Appa fly by blogger [TS]

01:14:26   is good for strengthening partners an [TS]

01:14:28   expression called a straight track [TS]

01:14:31   marching music is a different thing you [TS]

01:14:34   need to believe I'm talking about this [TS]

01:14:35   John Philip Sousa if memory serves and [TS]

01:14:37   i'll try to find this but he was in half [TS]

01:14:40   because he said recording music is going [TS]

01:14:42   to kill live music that once once people [TS]

01:14:45   can go in that there will never be live [TS]

01:14:46   music again I I'm exaggerating but this [TS]

01:14:48   happens all the time just happened in [TS]

01:14:50   the very very very very very famous suit [TS]

01:14:52   where Walt Disney Corporation suit sony [TS]

01:14:54   over the Betamax saying that nobody's [TS]

01:14:56   ever eat your children will be deprived [TS]

01:14:58   of winnie the pooh because they're never [TS]

01:14:59   gonna go to a movie theater getting long [TS]

01:15:01   story short i'm not saying that internet [TS]

01:15:03   chatting is going to kill chatter no no [TS]

01:15:04   because I'm saying this is this is my [TS]

01:15:06   problem is that it's easy for me to look [TS]

01:15:08   at something new and go that's [TS]

01:15:10   unfamiliar right or that's silly in the [TS]

01:15:13   same or that's dangerous in the same way [TS]

01:15:15   that John Philip Sousa might have [TS]

01:15:17   thought that [TS]

01:15:18   radios or in that case I guess you know [TS]

01:15:20   just recorded music for such a terrible [TS]

01:15:21   thing for a long time they told they [TS]

01:15:23   told women that they shouldn't ride on [TS]

01:15:24   trains sure the first time that you saw [TS]

01:15:26   a guy dressed as Bob's Big Boy except [TS]

01:15:29   with an erection you're like I don't [TS]

01:15:31   want this this is wrong then you later [TS]

01:15:38   on you guys like the list of settlement [TS]

01:15:40   behold your Civil War reenactors are [TS]

01:15:42   they a subset of LARPing is and I was [TS]

01:15:44   like being have to be like the indie [TS]

01:15:45   don't even know what John forget it i [TS]

01:15:47   gotta look all this up I'm gonna lie I [TS]

01:15:49   kind of know every time I hear the term [TS]

01:15:52   LARPing I just think John Hodgman for [TS]

01:15:54   scien I see what John Hodgman does not [TS]

01:15:56   laugh I swear to good times that it [TS]

01:15:58   doesn't he i think he does [TS]

01:16:00   ok but just as we are talking about it [TS]

01:16:02   but LARPing it's always swords and [TS]

01:16:04   sorcery as far as i can tell from the [TS]

01:16:06   Civil War reenactors are absolutely [TS]

01:16:09   LARPers but it's a little bit dnd meets [TS]

01:16:13   Lord of the Rings kind of stuff [TS]

01:16:14   Yeah right right everybody's everybody's [TS]

01:16:16   drinking flagons of me need and they are [TS]

01:16:20   they're actually having sword fights [TS]

01:16:22   with each other in a in a public park [TS]

01:16:24   yeah but look how would you be a cleric [TS]

01:16:25   in that context and clerics are already [TS]

01:16:27   pretty useless but if your clerical an [TS]

01:16:29   illusionist our matches and I know these [TS]

01:16:30   are terms of art copyright ESR which is [TS]

01:16:33   rather business but but but like I could [TS]

01:16:36   see being a paladin arranged you're a [TS]

01:16:37   thief or I don't know this in terms mean [TS]

01:16:39   but yeah I could see being one of those [TS]

01:16:40   but like how would you be a cleric and [TS]

01:16:42   allusions to a magic user without people [TS]

01:16:43   just laughing at you [TS]

01:16:44   is that part of the plays a part of the [TS]

01:16:46   cause I think so you're talking about a [TS]

01:16:48   group of people who are wearing chain [TS]

01:16:50   mail in a in a lot of soccer field like [TS]

01:16:52   not declare to wear chainmail nobody's [TS]

01:16:54   gonna laugh at you if you suddenly like [TS]

01:16:56   I cast a spell of unhappiness but it's [TS]

01:16:59   kinda like asking the genie for three [TS]

01:17:01   more wishes that you think in my [TS]

01:17:03   experience speaking personally as a [TS]

01:17:05   sorcerer [TS]

01:17:06   mm well actually i think i think i would [TS]

01:17:09   rather I think that's about you running [TS]

01:17:10   around in the sewers forgot more of a [TS]

01:17:12   wizard because your sorcerers butt like [TS]

01:17:17   your planet x Merlin I think I'm a [TS]

01:17:19   wizard a sort of like murder your [TS]

01:17:21   namesake Merlin but that but you know [TS]

01:17:24   being a wizard generally involves [TS]

01:17:26   standing at one remove [TS]

01:17:28   from the action and looking at everyone [TS]

01:17:31   with a quizzical and knowing look right [TS]

01:17:34   so you don't you're not actually in [TS]

01:17:37   their casting spells [TS]

01:17:38   you're just standing at one remove in a [TS]

01:17:40   longer cloak and and going hm haha me [TS]

01:17:46   just the why it's it's it's going to be [TS]

01:17:49   the wise one you like the CEO of magic [TS]

01:17:51   that's right you don't you don't have to [TS]

01:17:53   be involved in every implementation [TS]

01:17:54   decision you're hanging back and making [TS]

01:17:56   sure that the boats moving in the right [TS]

01:17:57   direction exactly and then you assume [TS]

01:17:59   that at one point a combatant will come [TS]

01:18:00   over and consult with you and then you [TS]

01:18:03   can give them some you know you have a [TS]

01:18:04   private and that instance it could be an [TS]

01:18:06   illusionist to use them as a mentee [TS]

01:18:09   other illusionist I better anyone anyone [TS]

01:18:12   there who is a little is an illusionist [TS]

01:18:14   i'm pretty sure that they're a juggler [TS]

01:18:16   which is not the same thing [TS]

01:18:19   it's not as agile but no it's not [TS]

01:18:21   absolutely not as the same things dry [TS]

01:18:23   below an illusionist that sounds like a [TS]

01:18:25   selection community kind of thing i'm [TS]

01:18:27   very interested in civil war reenactor [TS]

01:18:30   minutes as a component of LARPing though [TS]

01:18:33   I wonder you're not serious spp know how [TS]

01:18:35   serious they are you aware of how [TS]

01:18:36   serious they are i am but you know I [TS]

01:18:38   live in the west so there is no there's [TS]

01:18:40   very little we cannot reenact actual [TS]

01:18:43   Civil War battles out here because not [TS]

01:18:45   known occurs you're already hardcore [TS]

01:18:47   what could be more hardcore than [TS]

01:18:48   somebody who's honest about whether it [TS]

01:18:50   was appropriate for them to reenact [TS]

01:18:51   something [TS]

01:18:52   oh my god you really are the CEO of [TS]

01:18:54   magic I'm telling you what if you are a [TS]

01:18:56   civil war reenactor in Washington State [TS]

01:18:58   yeah you need to check yourself if you [TS]

01:19:00   this is a thing you want to do you [TS]

01:19:02   should go to Tennessee she could be a [TS]

01:19:03   grand jury an actor or we're going to be [TS]

01:19:06   a boeing reenactor we had we had did you [TS]

01:19:08   ever hear about the pig war and the pig [TS]

01:19:12   well yes please please think about the [TS]

01:19:13   local person [TS]

01:19:14   no no I would not want the ipad together [TS]

01:19:17   guy we're going to be looking leg over [TS]

01:19:19   whether the pig was local oh no the big [TS]

01:19:21   war was a was an incident here between [TS]

01:19:25   between the United States and and and [TS]

01:19:30   the English who what later became the [TS]

01:19:33   Canadians it was a right before the [TS]

01:19:36   Civil War there was a there was a there [TS]

01:19:38   was a battle on vancouver island between [TS]

01:19:42   you know because they haven't decided [TS]

01:19:43   where Oregon Territory left off and [TS]

01:19:45   we're british columbia where they [TS]

01:19:46   decided where the border was and that [TS]

01:19:49   this was the slogan 5440 or fight [TS]

01:19:51   Oh cash from this is this like we're out [TS]

01:19:54   here nobody nobody nobody cares really [TS]

01:19:57   what's going on in oregon territory [TS]

01:19:58   because they're about to have a civil [TS]

01:20:00   war back back back East but we're out [TS]

01:20:04   here and the British are kind of [TS]

01:20:05   encroaching and the British the British [TS]

01:20:07   actually wanted the border of Canada to [TS]

01:20:09   be the Columbia River out here which [TS]

01:20:12   would have encompassed all of Washington [TS]

01:20:14   State and so there were a few brave [TS]

01:20:16   Americans keeping the British back and [TS]

01:20:22   one of those Americans anyway so there [TS]

01:20:24   was a pig [TS]

01:20:25   there's apparently started with a pig it [TS]

01:20:28   started with the pig and and there was a [TS]

01:20:29   an American i think there was a pig and [TS]

01:20:32   there's an American farmer and the pig [TS]

01:20:34   was in his yard and then he killed the [TS]

01:20:38   pig and minute the pig was owned by a [TS]

01:20:40   British person and then it started a [TS]

01:20:44   fight [TS]

01:20:45   ok that's like there but their main [TS]

01:20:46   their Lusitania there something like [TS]

01:20:48   that they're France for knew it was [TS]

01:20:51   their main remember the big over the pig [TS]

01:20:54   but uh but very interestingly the [TS]

01:20:59   commander of the American forces out [TS]

01:21:02   here at that time was one Ulysses and [TS]

01:21:07   screams turns our turns out [TS]

01:21:11   Alyssa's except where he made it bones [TS]

01:21:14   this is where he like got his initial [TS]

01:21:17   bones and then he went back and and you [TS]

01:21:23   know and made a name for himself as [TS]

01:21:24   president of the united states anyway so [TS]

01:21:28   up there in the north [TS]

01:21:30   now we're talking about the Strait of [TS]

01:21:31   Juan de Fuca the Orcas islands that rely [TS]

01:21:35   up there by Bellingham [TS]

01:21:36   [Music] [TS]

01:21:38   all that area there's still a lot of [TS]

01:21:41   hard feelings about that pig you know [TS]

01:21:44   the British and the Americans there's a [TS]

01:21:45   bunch of islands and the Americans on [TS]

01:21:46   some of the islands of the British on [TS]

01:21:48   other islands and it's not very clear [TS]

01:21:50   they're like it's not a straight line [TS]

01:21:52   it's kind of like just don't please [TS]

01:21:53   don't bring up the pig you don't bring [TS]

01:21:55   up the pig [TS]

01:21:56   it's like guys like that to make a [TS]

01:21:57   Republican Haiti you know like new [TS]

01:22:00   zealand and australia is just something [TS]

01:22:01   we don't talk about if you're talking if [TS]

01:22:03   to someone from the Dominican Republic [TS]

01:22:04   you don't mention he never mentioned [TS]

01:22:06   haiti you're talking to somebody from [TS]

01:22:08   Haiti you can talk about the Dominican [TS]

01:22:10   Republic all day but it's not right [TS]

01:22:13   yeah I don't look down pretty hard on [TS]

01:22:15   Haiti I when I went to the Dominican [TS]

01:22:18   Republic I was when I wanted to make a [TS]

01:22:19   dramatic republic i was informed that [TS]

01:22:21   you must not ever discuss haiti yeah [TS]

01:22:23   well there's a shame because I had a lot [TS]

01:22:25   of really good haiti material haiti [TS]

01:22:28   material plays really strong everywhere [TS]

01:22:30   except the Dominican Republic [TS]

01:22:32   yeah yeah yeahs stand-up comics killed [TS]

01:22:35   with that in a tease you got your [TS]

01:22:36   initial bones some stand-up comedy is [TS]

01:22:39   not funny i think we've determined [TS]

01:22:40   here's the thing [TS]

01:22:41   um yeah you know what's funny is like [TS]

01:22:43   the problem is though I'm gonna shoot [TS]

01:22:45   you know what kind of trace back in the [TS]

01:22:48   stack a little bit yeah go back [TS]

01:22:50   what what our comics do you like comic [TS]

01:22:53   books [TS]

01:22:54   yeah when you go when you're gonna go to [TS]

01:22:56   the den of comic comics and you're going [TS]

01:22:58   to get into the danger zone [TS]

01:22:59   what we'd be looking for you mention [TS]

01:23:01   nationally are you looking for any any [TS]

01:23:02   funny books where they're up most of the [TS]

01:23:05   comics that I like our I don't even know [TS]

01:23:08   if this is still the term of art but [TS]

01:23:09   that they are there alternative comics [TS]

01:23:12   and and I say alternative comics all the [TS]

01:23:16   way back to our chrome and ok raw [TS]

01:23:20   magazine [TS]

01:23:21   here's my review how little I know about [TS]

01:23:22   this would like Chris where be one of [TS]

01:23:24   those kinds of things [TS]

01:23:24   absolutely a more modern one ok but you [TS]

01:23:27   know like I'm familiar with his work [TS]

01:23:29   he's her you know it's not one of the [TS]

01:23:33   classic of the first generation he's a [TS]

01:23:35   classic of the third-generation it's [TS]

01:23:37   pronounced Richard rich although Richie [TS]

01:23:41   Rich yeah I have to say I have a very [TS]

01:23:44   soft spot for rich common better be soft [TS]

01:23:46   not so much that i would go by vintage [TS]

01:23:49   Richie Rich comics [TS]

01:23:51   but I think if I went to comic-con and i [TS]

01:23:52   found that there was actually an [TS]

01:23:54   underground like Richie Rich comic book [TS]

01:23:57   collector market where people were [TS]

01:23:59   talking about rich comics as serious [TS]

01:24:02   collectors items whether it's like this [TS]

01:24:04   what you do there is and it's worth [TS]

01:24:05   fifteen dollars if I if I discover that [TS]

01:24:08   if i go find that I might be susceptible [TS]

01:24:11   to getting sucked into them can make a [TS]

01:24:13   suggestion you mentioned the big boy [TS]

01:24:14   with direction i don't know i know [TS]

01:24:16   you're you're very careful sartorial man [TS]

01:24:18   but I'm just saying it it would not be [TS]

01:24:22   that hard for you to dress up like [TS]

01:24:23   Richie Rich like a big really big Richie [TS]

01:24:25   Rich I'm just saying I mean I'm ready [TS]

01:24:28   have I'm not gonna google this but I [TS]

01:24:30   think has sure to get a fancy outfit [TS]

01:24:32   blonde here you had shorts with [TS]

01:24:34   suspenders I think you would look great [TS]

01:24:36   in that and you already got that blonde [TS]

01:24:38   peroxide hair you look great and your [TS]

01:24:40   ranch [TS]

01:24:40   everyone groaning I am rich you got a [TS]

01:24:43   whole extra house just for your money i [TS]

01:24:45   have a butler in bascom you can build [TS]

01:24:48   robots whenever the fucking seats you [TS]

01:24:50   mm I'm i said it's hardly ever around [TS]

01:24:52   except what he is he's just there to [TS]

01:24:54   throw money at me [TS]

01:24:55   here's my concern with the Civil War the [TS]

01:24:57   civil war thing has been the reenactment [TS]

01:24:59   and civil war buffness has has been [TS]

01:25:02   overdone for like a generation [TS]

01:25:05   I don't think it's don't know well no [TS]

01:25:09   but I mean the whole like island that [TS]

01:25:10   mean to the Civil War you know like [TS]

01:25:12   thing I think I think that tipped with [TS]

01:25:14   that PBS program right it turns out [TS]

01:25:16   alright and here's the thing i think you [TS]

01:25:19   know what I don't want to google this [TS]

01:25:20   for any variety of reasons but I'm just [TS]

01:25:22   suggesting it would not take that much [TS]

01:25:24   preparation you already have a lot of [TS]

01:25:25   clothes i bet you with with your with [TS]

01:25:28   your new skills i bet you could cobble [TS]

01:25:29   together a pretty good rich outfit that [TS]

01:25:33   put you deep in the Harvey comic space [TS]

01:25:35   you could become if you ever decided to [TS]

01:25:36   move vertically from being a CEO of [TS]

01:25:38   magic you could be the CEO of rich your [TS]

01:25:39   thoughts [TS]

01:25:40   mm I'm saying there's not going to be [TS]

01:25:42   sure this can be slightly as I hoped I [TS]

01:25:44   you know I'm a mutual mutual friend i [TS]

01:25:46   said to him if you see any good back [TS]

01:25:47   girls are you see any good dark phoenix [TS]

01:25:49   please snap some photos for me [TS]

01:25:51   sure I don't be creepy but in your case [TS]

01:25:53   I wonder how many riches are there [TS]

01:25:55   doubtful of their many riches although i [TS]

01:25:57   was thinking about going as Dennis I [TS]

01:25:59   corn which I sure there will not be any [TS]

01:26:02   dentists di corn [TS]

01:26:04   go ahead another hit the keyboard for [TS]

01:26:06   that one is that I k bi ch ch Chris [TS]

01:26:14   tjaden a homicide corn Dennis TI corn if [TS]

01:26:20   I cause that is that is the silliest [TS]

01:26:22   name I've ever heard in my life [TS]

01:26:23   Tennessee Eichorn up i don't think [TS]

01:26:26   anybody else there will be done spi corn [TS]

01:26:28   and I won't have to work very hard [TS]

01:26:29   because he basically looks like me and I [TS]

01:26:32   just go wearing my own clothes from [TS]

01:26:35   Montana reason he he made his bones in [TS]

01:26:38   idaho his bones [TS]

01:26:40   yeah i'm just saying like the thing is [TS]

01:26:42   you know you mentioned earlier with [TS]

01:26:43   these cosplay people that they're [TS]

01:26:47   bringing together different things like [TS]

01:26:48   maybe you're going to bring together you [TS]

01:26:49   know I mean your journal shop cultural [TS]

01:26:52   mashup about Richie Rich with a boner [TS]

01:26:57   suddenly for reasons I can't explain I [TS]

01:27:01   can't imagine him not having a bone haha [TS]