Roderick on the Line

Ep. 23: "Flange of the Angel Curve"


00:00:00   hello hey John how are you I'm Merlin [TS]

00:00:08   was going it's going pretty good [TS]

00:00:11   yeah my mouth a little dry was that [TS]

00:00:14   well you know I quit drinking coffee and [TS]

00:00:17   without coffee in the morning it's [TS]

00:00:20   nothing else seems good so i don't so [TS]

00:00:23   don't eat breakfast I don't have juice i [TS]

00:00:26   just kind of sit in [TS]

00:00:29   I would know first of all I got to say [TS]

00:00:31   that I don't know if you're looking for [TS]

00:00:33   a little i should go on the side but you [TS]

00:00:36   being sad and saying that line in a [TS]

00:00:38   commercial could be like the best thing [TS]

00:00:39   that ever happened to the company [TS]

00:00:40   industry without coffee [TS]

00:00:43   nothing in life soon good without coffee [TS]

00:00:50   is delicious lubricating mouth listeners [TS]

00:00:52   John Rother it doesn't know what to do [TS]

00:00:54   with himself in the morning [TS]

00:00:55   my mouth is dry and my taste buds aren't [TS]

00:00:58   thrilled like they normally are you need [TS]

00:01:01   coffee now i have to tell you like [TS]

00:01:04   there's things i think the hardest part [TS]

00:01:06   for me with any kind of habit and I have [TS]

00:01:07   many many bad habits i've been adding a [TS]

00:01:09   couple of week on and you're [TS]

00:01:12   skateboarding again a terrible habit i [TS]

00:01:15   can keep with the Garlett sucks i'm [TS]

00:01:18   doing that doing a 720 they call it the [TS]

00:01:21   720 uh yeah they do call was about the [TS]

00:01:23   720 okay all the 720 without a [TS]

00:01:26   Nicaraguan my mouth need you know [TS]

00:01:27   someone in the cigar goes a little bit i [TS]

00:01:31   literally just find twice while I blew a [TS]

00:01:33   guy from Central America a big [TS]

00:01:35   Nicaraguan the big ring gauge 52 don't [TS]

00:01:38   seem like your argument I don't smoke [TS]

00:01:39   but here's here's the thing keep their [TS]

00:01:41   stuff around the house or wow no no abre [TS]

00:01:48   la puerta a problem where job putting up [TS]

00:01:52   some kitchen cabinets are my Spanish is [TS]

00:01:55   poor John my god that's funny you live [TS]

00:01:57   in California and yours [TS]

00:01:58   I should really be focusing on the [TS]

00:02:00   mandarin my Cantonese you hear michael [TS]

00:02:02   here with my fake am I think Mandarin oh [TS]

00:02:04   my god i don't really talk [TS]

00:02:08   up that's your fake Mandarin that [TS]

00:02:12   sounded like to fool ooh la la you eaten [TS]

00:02:17   in my neighborhood there's probably [TS]

00:02:18   there's a lot of like money hands and [TS]

00:02:20   cthulhu in a lot of the food you don't [TS]

00:02:23   want this morning speaking of money [TS]

00:02:24   hands and concealer is this morning I [TS]

00:02:26   went to that place to place you enjoy [TS]

00:02:27   here in wichita my god I love that place [TS]

00:02:30   he's such a sweet guy it's the dirtiest [TS]

00:02:32   food I've ever eaten I've eaten some [TS]

00:02:33   dirty food i'm gonna mention them by [TS]

00:02:35   name because i don't know but i would [TS]

00:02:37   like you know I've learned a couple [TS]

00:02:38   things about my neighborhood actually [TS]

00:02:40   I'd like to share for songwriting [TS]

00:02:41   espanol [TS]

00:02:42   so you say that in Spanish he said who [TS]

00:02:44   espanol [TS]

00:02:46   yeah on you lo siento most i want to [TS]

00:02:49   start off by saying lo siento that's [TS]

00:02:51   less than to just rolls off my lingua [TS]

00:02:53   hate got one season was a issue yours [TS]

00:02:59   lo siento primera listing ended second [TS]

00:03:05   oh so español it's hard i'm sorry i [TS]

00:03:09   don't come back to your mouth also have [TS]

00:03:10   a good friend who's living in France now [TS]

00:03:12   who has a child with a French lady [TS]

00:03:15   anemia and here [TS]

00:03:17   well that would be if you had a [TS]

00:03:19   childhood Spanish lady had trouble with [TS]

00:03:22   the French lady it's something else they [TS]

00:03:25   start a war that kind of thing that a [TS]

00:03:26   media but but I said that so how how's [TS]

00:03:30   your friends and he said I don't speak [TS]

00:03:31   French and I said well your daughter is [TS]

00:03:34   like seven years old now how's her [TS]

00:03:36   English he said not so good at analyze [TS]

00:03:39   that [TS]

00:03:40   so how's that working he said well like [TS]

00:03:43   a lot of French people my daughter [TS]

00:03:44   thinks that I'm kind of stupid big [TS]

00:03:48   French i think by some measures I don't [TS]

00:03:52   want to sound some callow but by some [TS]

00:03:54   major she's stupid [TS]

00:03:55   I think that's purely a French don't [TS]

00:03:57   think he's just this stupid [TS]

00:03:59   I mean I think that's pretty fucking [TS]

00:04:00   download doesn't learn to speak to you [TS]

00:04:02   know what I'm saying it's like having [TS]

00:04:04   it's like having a deaf daughter and not [TS]

00:04:05   bothering to learn how to sorry not [TS]

00:04:07   different [TS]

00:04:08   oh that you think i don't know which a [TS]

00:04:11   deaf child you should learn to sign do [TS]

00:04:14   you think what else I don't know it's [TS]

00:04:16   like I don't know I'm remember immersion [TS]

00:04:19   I don't know [TS]

00:04:21   because i'm not here to judge that's not [TS]

00:04:23   matter slices it the deceased Iran's [TS]

00:04:26   license a deaf child no connection hard [TS]

00:04:29   that would be on him he wanted to [TS]

00:04:30   explain something about like what kind [TS]

00:04:32   of wood was used in the room was [TS]

00:04:34   recorded in and maybe going to look at [TS]

00:04:36   the voice but not anywhere Spanish for [TS]

00:04:39   mouth mouth and talk about your mouth [TS]

00:04:40   being dry okay [TS]

00:04:42   poka poka poka poka his mouth Pocoyo [TS]

00:04:45   well so what [TS]

00:04:47   what's but mouth in Chinese in fig [TS]

00:04:49   Mandarin be serious you really wanna [TS]

00:04:51   know I don't wanna hear it don't do it [TS]

00:04:52   up and come back to your mouth but don [TS]

00:04:56   so this place that we go you've been [TS]

00:04:58   there [TS]

00:04:58   yeah uh yeah and so it's you know dim [TS]

00:05:02   sum is a kind of dumpling i know i know [TS]

00:05:05   people who live on the on the two sides [TS]

00:05:07   of the country now this but you know [TS]

00:05:09   it's it's a very popular Chinese like [TS]

00:05:11   most Americans another was that another [TS]

00:05:13   anti Oklahoma City joke but you just [TS]

00:05:15   made no no giving people in the middle [TS]

00:05:17   of America and everyone can dokie [TS]

00:05:19   they're good people 10-15 years from now [TS]

00:05:22   when they get computers and wires god [TS]

00:05:24   they're gonna get mad [TS]

00:05:26   uh-oh guys will get wires your mama care [TS]

00:05:30   at me [TS]

00:05:30   Thank You wires in oklahoma city I love [TS]

00:05:33   that some small haggar right [TS]

00:05:35   ya know get wired be there when they get [TS]

00:05:38   wires in Oklahoma on fire today it's in [TS]

00:05:42   flagellation spinach and play go and I [TS]

00:05:45   drink I drink like a like two [TS]

00:05:47   tablespoons of coconut I'm like a [TS]

00:05:49   throwaway I can't drink sweet things [TS]

00:05:50   anymore [TS]

00:05:52   oh really you you're quitting pop you [TS]

00:05:54   know I've been offered for a long time [TS]

00:05:56   goddammit that So You Think actual like [TS]

00:05:58   carbonated water in cannes you've been [TS]

00:06:01   drinking that front mount a sodastream [TS]

00:06:03   and so I've just been down in those 12 [TS]

00:06:06   packs from lucky [TS]

00:06:07   yeah it's crazy it's like I'm on the [TS]

00:06:08   past again I used to be able drink a lot [TS]

00:06:11   of beer John I don't you know that [TS]

00:06:13   I never saw you during your your many [TS]

00:06:15   many cans of paps phase [TS]

00:06:17   yeah you know it's weird i have a lot of [TS]

00:06:19   really problematic things but I i think [TS]

00:06:21   i might be a you can tell me if this is [TS]

00:06:23   the kind of things to come up in [TS]

00:06:24   meetings but like I can just an honor [TS]

00:06:26   flight today I can't drink beer like it [TS]

00:06:28   makes me really really tired but I used [TS]

00:06:30   to be a guy who could just drink a whole [TS]

00:06:31   lot of beer you know what let's not get [TS]

00:06:32   into it now let me ask you this as a man [TS]

00:06:34   in his forties yes is there anything [TS]

00:06:37   that doesn't make you tired haha man i'm [TS]

00:06:41   saying my god John that's the question I [TS]

00:06:43   never would have expected at least want [TS]

00:06:45   to hear the chatter and laughter you [TS]

00:06:47   everything makes me tired sleeping makes [TS]

00:06:50   me tired i know a single thing that even [TS]

00:06:52   the things that you love the most [TS]

00:06:54   do they not oh my god the worst I you [TS]

00:06:56   know the thing is a kid as you know I'm [TS]

00:06:57   a bad parent and I my daughter I are [TS]

00:07:00   really super into Star Wars i swear i [TS]

00:07:03   got like she's she's into it too I swear [TS]

00:07:05   to god I'm sure I will you know what I'm [TS]

00:07:06   not being that guy yeah my dad is an old [TS]

00:07:08   fan shutter a lot of dads out there who [TS]

00:07:11   are doing some questionable things but [TS]

00:07:12   and justifying but by saying she's into [TS]

00:07:15   a2 yeah yeah it's not football [TS]

00:07:17   this is angela Skywalker totally [TS]

00:07:18   different help the Anakin Skywalker so [TS]

00:07:23   one of the things I'm doing I don't [TS]

00:07:25   don't tell her I said this but on [TS]

00:07:27   there's really only kind of two things [TS]

00:07:29   in life that I really if I had my [TS]

00:07:32   druthers that that she would like you [TS]

00:07:35   know students i wish you know one of [TS]

00:07:37   them is not start worse it's really I i [TS]

00:07:40   really hope that she likes to unite [TS]

00:07:41   again let me just stipulate this is not [TS]

00:07:43   me saying I hope she's like me in two [TS]

00:07:45   ways because I hope she likes to read [TS]

00:07:47   and I hope she likes music and she's [TS]

00:07:50   kind of into reading and she's kind of [TS]

00:07:51   into music and you know me like I don't [TS]

00:07:53   push her into anything but really she's [TS]

00:07:55   still a zygote you can't tell what she's [TS]

00:07:57   got a very of all of my many many [TS]

00:07:59   problems in life I was a very early [TS]

00:08:01   reader so I mean it is ok but you were [TS]

00:08:03   very early reader but there was a there [TS]

00:08:04   was a there was a decided minimum of [TS]

00:08:08   other things to distract you right i was [TS]

00:08:09   also there is very very lonely John so [TS]

00:08:12   maybe she's got she's got a million [TS]

00:08:13   things besides reading that she can a [TS]

00:08:16   million ways she can input information [TS]

00:08:18   and I think this is this is going to be [TS]

00:08:20   the fifth card I don't return to this [TS]

00:08:21   but really I think literacy as a concept [TS]

00:08:23   is changing i loath to admit that but I [TS]

00:08:25   really think it's true we should come [TS]

00:08:27   after that so here's the thing i bought [TS]

00:08:29   a bunch of star wars books some of them [TS]

00:08:31   are awesome like visual encyclopedia you [TS]

00:08:33   know the school DK books they've got [TS]

00:08:34   about all different things I don't do [TS]

00:08:36   not know anything about the car wars [TS]

00:08:38   books [TS]

00:08:39   John just just just really i don't know [TS]

00:08:42   a thing about the trying to try and see [TS]

00:08:43   past your numerous counteracts and just [TS]

00:08:46   stay with me [TS]

00:08:47   Nancy Drew Hardy Boys means you really [TS]

00:08:51   that's what I need to go well she's a [TS]

00:08:53   little girl Nancy Drew solves mysteries [TS]

00:08:55   disappear Brown I know but I did 20 what [TS]

00:09:02   was his name [TS]

00:09:03   the little boy who solved solved the [TS]

00:09:06   detective stories and smoke cigarettes [TS]

00:09:08   and his name was a close family and [TS]

00:09:12   Socrates oh you have his name [TS]

00:09:16   you know my keyboard is still dead on my [TS]

00:09:17   computer I look it up on the Internet [TS]

00:09:19   written that down here and we really [TS]

00:09:20   need to talk about that now I mean not [TS]

00:09:22   because it's about computers because I [TS]

00:09:23   you're like a man who has a dry in [TS]

00:09:25   missing mouth at this point [TS]

00:09:27   yeah I said in front of my computer and [TS]

00:09:28   I could move the mouse i can click on [TS]

00:09:30   things but the Internet has been try [TS]

00:09:32   this at home [TS]

00:09:33   the internet has been reduced to just [TS]

00:09:36   things i can click on i can i can add no [TS]

00:09:38   text of my own [TS]

00:09:40   this is the funny thing I mean obviously [TS]

00:09:42   you've always need to type letters but [TS]

00:09:43   the original Macintosh they designed [TS]

00:09:46   every application so that short of the [TS]

00:09:47   times when you had actually make words [TS]

00:09:49   you you know you wouldn't need the [TS]

00:09:50   keyboard but obviously if you want to [TS]

00:09:52   have words and search for things i don't [TS]

00:09:54   find porn without without typing well I [TS]

00:09:56   have to go to these i have bookmarked [TS]

00:09:58   all these automobile sites who are [TS]

00:10:02   dealing with classic cars and so I go [TS]

00:10:04   there and then I just have to click on [TS]

00:10:06   things and hope that if i click on [TS]

00:10:08   enough advertisements i will click [TS]

00:10:10   through to some porn [TS]

00:10:12   I mean ice like that the hundred [TS]

00:10:14   thousand monkeys yeah right you click on [TS]

00:10:16   click on the add for motor oil [TS]

00:10:18   eventually had will find something tank [TS]

00:10:20   yeah even the on that page you see an ad [TS]

00:10:23   for you know getting your tires rotated [TS]

00:10:25   very they call it bubble sorting your [TS]

00:10:27   kind of going through and you're just [TS]

00:10:28   saying less is more that that's good [TS]

00:10:30   that's really good just for that pretty [TS]

00:10:32   soon it's like oh did you mean get your [TS]

00:10:35   tires rotated and you're like wow I'm I [TS]

00:10:39   I don't know what you're saying but yes [TS]

00:10:41   click and then you're on my like wrote [TS]

00:10:44   in quotes rotate your tires right if [TS]

00:10:47   you're ready those kind of like New [TS]

00:10:48   Yorker ads for like buckwheat pillow and [TS]

00:10:49   put lights you know you're going the [TS]

00:10:50   wrong way your tire so I got checked out [TS]

00:10:53   get out [TS]

00:10:54   let's get to skate when you skate key on [TS]

00:10:58   ah fuck boca oh so anyway I got the star [TS]

00:11:02   wars books and you know she's always [TS]

00:11:05   saying this day I had had lunch with [TS]

00:11:06   this the sky is that kind of like a [TS]

00:11:08   friend of mine is like kind of a hero of [TS]

00:11:10   mine actually worked on some star wars [TS]

00:11:11   movies great guy and we're talking about [TS]

00:11:13   like what you showed your kids because [TS]

00:11:14   he's got a kid is just a little younger [TS]

00:11:15   than my daughter and I was saying like [TS]

00:11:17   you know I accept my bad Parenthood but [TS]

00:11:19   I I'm really okay with her watching Star [TS]

00:11:23   Wars movies and pics are not partly [TS]

00:11:25   because you know what I like them [TS]

00:11:26   it's not a dora the explorer and you [TS]

00:11:27   have a deal with dora the explorer at [TS]

00:11:29   all [TS]

00:11:30   no my child is is still too young to [TS]

00:11:32   understand what any of these things are [TS]

00:11:33   she the only time she's like something [TS]

00:11:35   that's like saying I just hope I just [TS]

00:11:36   hope i get her away from mumps and [TS]

00:11:38   rubella like you proactively get in [TS]

00:11:41   front I I understand the theory and you [TS]

00:11:43   know and i have i've spoken to many of [TS]

00:11:45   my my wired friends not friends who work [TS]

00:11:48   at wired but i don't want to say cyber [TS]

00:11:49   friends for cyber friends let's say [TS]

00:11:51   cyber friends and you know there are [TS]

00:11:53   there a lot of there are a lot of [TS]

00:11:55   opinions but they seem to break into two [TS]

00:11:57   camps one of the camps is I as the [TS]

00:12:00   father i'm going to curate her digital [TS]

00:12:02   life so that she gets only the best Star [TS]

00:12:06   Wars crap and the other fathers are like [TS]

00:12:09   that uh ten years from now they're only [TS]

00:12:11   gonna be books so just give him the [TS]

00:12:14   given the gadgets and let them figure my [TS]

00:12:17   friends am i think half are [TS]

00:12:18   ideologically reductive and i think the [TS]

00:12:21   other half are reductively illogical [TS]

00:12:23   that is a false dilemma you wanted to [TS]

00:12:25   know your college you didn't graduate [TS]

00:12:26   from that's a nice mm i do both I way [TS]

00:12:29   I'm helping I'm helping I don't want to [TS]

00:12:31   watch dora the explorer i'm in the third [TS]

00:12:33   school which is that that until she's 16 [TS]

00:12:36   or her afternoons are going to be sent [TS]

00:12:39   been chopping firewood cutting trail we [TS]

00:12:41   got a lot of trails around here that [TS]

00:12:43   need improvement to read the Bible I [TS]

00:12:45   mean like we got it you got to get out [TS]

00:12:46   there in the woods you got to cut some [TS]

00:12:48   trail you gotta concentrate i like that [TS]

00:12:50   term you know I mean you play that up [TS]

00:12:52   just make that up no customer that's so [TS]

00:12:55   that's an old that's a whole day old [TS]

00:12:57   trapper miner 49er have no idea what it [TS]

00:12:59   means but I can't think of a possible [TS]

00:13:01   place that wouldn't apply exactly [TS]

00:13:03   exactly your lines right one right now [TS]

00:13:06   no you're in line mcdonalds taking [TS]

00:13:07   telling you come on asshole cut some [TS]

00:13:09   trail right here with your lady as you [TS]

00:13:11   do and you say you know what let's let's [TS]

00:13:14   let's put this one away and cut some [TS]

00:13:15   trail [TS]

00:13:15   let's cut the aid baby let's cut some [TS]

00:13:17   trail like it exactly you want to cut [TS]

00:13:18   some trail so anyway that's my mind was [TS]

00:13:21   my philosophy is the only the only video [TS]

00:13:23   screens that she's gonna see in her life [TS]

00:13:25   are going to be when she's over at her [TS]

00:13:27   friends houses where her parents don't [TS]

00:13:29   understand how life works absolutely or [TS]

00:13:31   when she's after you've been like [TS]

00:13:32   indicted or something in that solution [TS]

00:13:33   the judge is on the other monitor or [TS]

00:13:35   something like that yeah [TS]

00:13:36   or when she's trying to get my attention [TS]

00:13:37   and I'm looking at my phone why they [TS]

00:13:39   call it social only those things that [TS]

00:13:41   you don't think she's going to see a [TS]

00:13:43   screenshot screen time [TS]

00:13:45   so anyway sorry star wars books that's [TS]

00:13:47   all the screen time things complicated [TS]

00:13:48   it really is and you know it's funny [TS]

00:13:50   though because I sometimes get these [TS]

00:13:52   cautionary tales I try so hard to not [TS]

00:13:54   like sometimes in the morning I like [TS]

00:13:56   look at my computer something i'm tired [TS]

00:13:58   of waking up even with my coffee which [TS]

00:14:00   yeah what's the best part of waking up [TS]

00:14:02   your computer in the morning we got come [TS]

00:14:05   back to this right now on your card [TS]

00:14:07   I understand you're doing that John was [TS]

00:14:08   talking more about you said you stopped [TS]

00:14:09   for a while you're sleeping better [TS]

00:14:11   oh yeah the you know I quit drinking [TS]

00:14:13   caffeine because I anything because [TS]

00:14:16   anything that makes me have a have an [TS]

00:14:18   edge over the week I I like to like to [TS]

00:14:22   try so I see all the people in Seattle [TS]

00:14:24   that wasn't within within your [TS]

00:14:26   boundaries within some boundaries within [TS]

00:14:28   within a few boundaries boundaries are [TS]

00:14:29   secondarily physical and pharmacological [TS]

00:14:32   but if i may say you cut a lot of trail [TS]

00:14:34   with your boundaries you that's just [TS]

00:14:36   part of a much larger thing that I've [TS]

00:14:37   been something much larger system i [TS]

00:14:39   think yeah well I was you know the other [TS]

00:14:41   day I was at a hotel in los angeles and [TS]

00:14:42   i was i was we were having a little [TS]

00:14:44   salon there and there's a there was a [TS]

00:14:47   fellow there who is a famous podcast [TS]

00:14:50   Empire type of character who's also a [TS]

00:14:53   very snappy dresser [TS]

00:14:55   and he starts to break this is this [TS]

00:14:58   little mustache boy he started to berate [TS]

00:15:00   me know what the deal is with that guy [TS]

00:15:02   because i'm sitting in the lobby of this [TS]

00:15:04   fancy hotel and I'm dressed in that in [TS]

00:15:07   at in an outfit that is generally you [TS]

00:15:10   know what it is like casual cool just [TS]

00:15:13   wearing your jacket from the prisoner [TS]

00:15:14   because i was wearing some my white [TS]

00:15:17   piping South OTT with you what you had [TS]

00:15:20   some white piping and Syria that reads [TS]

00:15:22   as the prisoner is that is that what [TS]

00:15:23   you're looking for [TS]

00:15:24   oh I it's a hell i always like to feel [TS]

00:15:27   like i might walk into a train station [TS]

00:15:30   bathroom and it's actually a portal to [TS]

00:15:32   wizard school for me might be easy [TS]

00:15:34   steampunk and I want to talking to [TS]

00:15:37   mustache make penny farthing and he he [TS]

00:15:39   starts to break me because I'm wearing [TS]

00:15:41   white athletic socks with my with my [TS]

00:15:44   outfit of otherwise of careful [TS]

00:15:47   discernment and I said well white [TS]

00:15:49   athletic socks are more than a matter of [TS]

00:15:51   personal style they are it's a survival [TS]

00:15:53   students a survival technique and he [TS]

00:15:57   hugged he thaws and all the people at [TS]

00:15:59   the table you know gonna fall in that la [TS]

00:16:01   style we're all wearing clothes that you [TS]

00:16:04   know that they couldn't survive for 20 [TS]

00:16:07   minutes in the desert inn and I said [TS]

00:16:09   listen you never know when the [TS]

00:16:10   apocalypse is going to come it could [TS]

00:16:11   come at any time it could come right now [TS]

00:16:13   while we're sitting here and you're [TS]

00:16:15   wearing your expensive men's hoser II [TS]

00:16:17   and she's wearing four-inch high heels [TS]

00:16:20   and then all of a sudden we're not [TS]

00:16:21   sitting here with waiters bringing us [TS]

00:16:23   calamari we are trekking across a [TS]

00:16:27   waterless burning deserts cape and my [TS]

00:16:30   white socks are going to wick away [TS]

00:16:32   moisture and they're going to keep my [TS]

00:16:35   feet comfortable and one-by-one you [TS]

00:16:37   you people are going to drop off and [TS]

00:16:40   become hyena food and you're gonna say [TS]

00:16:43   now he had he had the white piping on [TS]

00:16:45   his jacket looked pretty good but it was [TS]

00:16:48   the White Sox that ended up being the [TS]

00:16:49   deciding factor [TS]

00:16:52   is I think you're right and I I'm just [TS]

00:16:55   thinking I don't know quite how to [TS]

00:16:57   express my admiration it's nice to be a [TS]

00:17:00   table with you when the room really [TS]

00:17:01   changes but it's a nice feeling because [TS]

00:17:04   it is it isn't leave that you're just [TS]

00:17:06   simply a disturbing outside of crack [TS]

00:17:08   it's that youryour you have wisdom as [TS]

00:17:10   you know i mean as certainly as our [TS]

00:17:12   listeners now you're bringing a lot of [TS]

00:17:13   wisdom helping people but you have a way [TS]

00:17:15   of really reframing things for people [TS]

00:17:17   and when I can be a little disruptive [TS]

00:17:18   especially if they can't leave well this [TS]

00:17:21   is the thing with their second try to [TS]

00:17:22   run in heels like that that I calculus [TS]

00:17:24   so it's terrible they have to take them [TS]

00:17:25   off and then they're in their pantyhose [TS]

00:17:27   and you can't run across he's burning [TS]

00:17:29   answer going anywhere fancy house [TS]

00:17:30   anymore [TS]

00:17:31   well in any case every time I see a girl [TS]

00:17:33   with a belly button piercing I say the [TS]

00:17:35   same thing which is what if you and I [TS]

00:17:38   need to get over a chain-link fence [TS]

00:17:40   really fast like do you think your belly [TS]

00:17:43   button piercing is like how these women [TS]

00:17:44   you manage people [TS]

00:17:45   well it might be the greatest opening [TS]

00:17:48   let me ask you a question excuse me miss [TS]

00:17:53   let me ask you a question belly button [TS]

00:17:55   pierced what if we have to get over a [TS]

00:17:57   chain-link fence and ready to help you [TS]

00:17:59   know if that gets snagged we're both in [TS]

00:18:01   trouble and I'm not saying that you're [TS]

00:18:03   in trouble and I'm gonna because when [TS]

00:18:05   i'm with you right i gotta-i gotta stick [TS]

00:18:07   around I gotta fend off whatever [TS]

00:18:09   whatever devil dogs it is because now [TS]

00:18:11   you better you come to rely on her [TS]

00:18:13   well or at least you know I'm not a [TS]

00:18:14   mount I'm not a monster she might you [TS]

00:18:16   may know the combination for something [TS]

00:18:17   you need to be exactly [TS]

00:18:18   yes and now she's hanging upside down by [TS]

00:18:21   her belly button piercing from the top [TS]

00:18:22   of a chain-link fence [TS]

00:18:24   yeah and I'm then I got to go back over [TS]

00:18:26   the fence and i gotta i don't know i [TS]

00:18:29   gotta fight fight off whatever it is [TS]

00:18:30   that's chasing us [TS]

00:18:31   it's really you got to think about these [TS]

00:18:33   things well if you're not thinking about [TS]

00:18:34   it you will have to eventually right and [TS]

00:18:37   my wife watch out i kind of watches a [TS]

00:18:38   half [TS]

00:18:38   she's more into it tonight and I half [TS]

00:18:40   watch that show the walking dead it's [TS]

00:18:41   really good but you know I think I I [TS]

00:18:43   don't want to get the whole internet [TS]

00:18:45   zombie thing but I'm just saying once [TS]

00:18:46   you think even just kind of a little bit [TS]

00:18:49   about what you would do if you were [TS]

00:18:50   suddenly surrounded by zombies [TS]

00:18:52   I think suddenly you're getting a lot of [TS]

00:18:53   your piercings you know I think you're [TS]

00:18:55   doing a lot less like harajuku cosplay [TS]

00:18:58   like with funny shoes and complicated [TS]

00:19:01   hair that that's not going to stand up [TS]

00:19:03   well you're gonna be in situations where [TS]

00:19:05   you [TS]

00:19:05   you have to make a lot of instantaneous [TS]

00:19:07   decisions where you you see down this [TS]

00:19:10   tunnel of the future all the options [TS]

00:19:11   that you all the branches you might have [TS]

00:19:13   to deal with and if you're sitting there [TS]

00:19:14   thinking about a lot about a piercing [TS]

00:19:18   John M piercings [TS]

00:19:20   well and that that's why I walk around [TS]

00:19:22   with that look on my face that I have on [TS]

00:19:23   my face [TS]

00:19:24   most of the time which is which is a [TS]

00:19:27   look that's been carefully crafted to [TS]

00:19:29   suggest that if the shit goes down [TS]

00:19:31   suddenly and I'm in an airport for [TS]

00:19:35   instance and everyone in the room goes [TS]

00:19:38   from being there like I'm a civilized [TS]

00:19:40   person in an airport person to being [TS]

00:19:43   there [TS]

00:19:44   yeah person as as they transform I want [TS]

00:19:50   them as they're scanning the room for [TS]

00:19:52   the person to that for the person [TS]

00:19:54   closest to them but they're going to [TS]

00:19:55   either glom onto right or try and [TS]

00:19:58   cannibalize I want them to look at me [TS]

00:20:01   and then choose the next person you're [TS]

00:20:03   not planning your not panicking and if [TS]

00:20:05   you are the first of all like the city [TS]

00:20:07   they're scanning their suddenly scanning [TS]

00:20:09   their everybody scaring everybody phones [TS]

00:20:11   about to run out [TS]

00:20:12   they've been writing on facebook there's [TS]

00:20:13   nothing left that sandwich that they [TS]

00:20:15   bought in like a triangle applying the [TS]

00:20:17   triangle I hate the plastic triangle [TS]

00:20:19   isn't so much a question triangle that's [TS]

00:20:21   living and and the thing is that's gone [TS]

00:20:23   now [TS]

00:20:24   right on the front you're in a room with [TS]

00:20:25   1600 people answering the MV and the the [TS]

00:20:29   facade is suddenly gone [TS]

00:20:31   oh no that the White Sox are off and the [TS]

00:20:33   thing is all those fucking energy drinks [TS]

00:20:35   your giant fucking energy drinks that [TS]

00:20:37   you drank and never made anything good [TS]

00:20:38   with there are gone [TS]

00:20:40   the ice is melted and now there's gonna [TS]

00:20:42   there's going to be had to be some [TS]

00:20:42   serious decisions you look at one man [TS]

00:20:44   that room you see the statuesque man [TS]

00:20:46   that's a little bit like the guy from [TS]

00:20:46   the prisoner and you're going to think [TS]

00:20:48   you're going to think twice about going [TS]

00:20:49   over there [TS]

00:20:50   yeah that's not the guy who's back [TS]

00:20:52   you're going to jump on and say carry me [TS]

00:20:55   out of here you can call or carry Gorp [TS]

00:20:57   or what kind of body we carry with you [TS]

00:20:58   in the event of oh yeah I always have a [TS]

00:21:00   I always have my eye on I got a little [TS]

00:21:03   pouches I don't reveal too much John I [TS]

00:21:05   mean for any variety of reasons i know [TS]

00:21:07   that there are certain things that we're [TS]

00:21:09   just not gonna talk about in right i [TS]

00:21:11   hope that i am respectful of those [TS]

00:21:12   things but i think i think you are [TS]

00:21:14   you're very good [TS]

00:21:15   um I mean I'll talk all day about the [TS]

00:21:17   makeshift makeshift weapon [TS]

00:21:19   you can improvise I don't know what I'm [TS]

00:21:21   gonna haha i write it down you can only [TS]

00:21:25   how to start a sharper image can be [TS]

00:21:26   someone somewhere in America somebody [TS]

00:21:29   sitting at a console in a giant tsa [TS]

00:21:30   warehouse their computer just turned red [TS]

00:21:34   and when alert alert alert right [TS]

00:21:37   whatever weapons airport terminal what [TS]

00:21:39   happens every single time I'm in line at [TS]

00:21:42   the TSA think i'm watching a little bit [TS]

00:21:44   of tsa theater and and then and then [TS]

00:21:46   some [TS]

00:21:47   a recent immigrant pushes a 50 gallon [TS]

00:21:49   bucket through a separate lane for the [TS]

00:21:51   airport employees right and this guy he [TS]

00:21:55   kinda he just does this kind of like the [TS]

00:21:56   wave and he's pushing a giant giant [TS]

00:21:58   giant uninspected bucket there looking [TS]

00:22:00   at old peoples wheelchairs right to make [TS]

00:22:02   sure that they don't have munitions that [TS]

00:22:04   they're taking five year old shoes off [TS]

00:22:05   and sniffing them [TS]

00:22:06   that's right I got to I got my I got my [TS]

00:22:10   man bag touched pretty much that goes [TS]

00:22:12   through with a 50 gallon bucket full of [TS]

00:22:13   maybe lard maybe c4 explosive well in [TS]

00:22:17   like it's just full of garbage like [TS]

00:22:18   they're going to go through and inspect [TS]

00:22:19   every piece of garbage going in and out [TS]

00:22:21   I'm just saying like you know the thing [TS]

00:22:22   is it's like the right with the [TS]

00:22:23   spiderwebs catching the wasps buzzing [TS]

00:22:25   wasps rai got nothing [TS]

00:22:27   um not another weapons in the airport [TS]

00:22:29   for example and I blame you for this i [TS]

00:22:31   found myself and then that is such an [TS]

00:22:34   important phrase in my life that so [TS]

00:22:35   often I find myself doing you do find [TS]

00:22:37   yourself it's it's a passive [TS]

00:22:38   construction but at the same time that [TS]

00:22:41   is what happens I want to understand [TS]

00:22:42   your influence I for some reason i think [TS]

00:22:45   i took my a.d.d medicine too late [TS]

00:22:47   I wasn't sleeping well and I woke up is [TS]

00:22:49   about four and it's an awful period [TS]

00:22:50   between like oh I really need to go back [TS]

00:22:52   to sleep which would be a 2 a.m. where i [TS]

00:22:54   might as well get out which is a 5am no [TS]

00:22:57   problem for me i can write it with you [TS]

00:22:58   between those two places it's a weird [TS]

00:23:00   time and and you know it's like oh do [TS]

00:23:03   this so I did this thing I almost never [TS]

00:23:05   do i picked up the ipad and i started [TS]

00:23:08   reading about trying for the world haha [TS]

00:23:10   okay and let our clock in the morning we [TS]

00:23:13   may need to have an offshoot sort of [TS]

00:23:15   Laverne and Shirley to our happy days [TS]

00:23:16   but we just talked about Nazis because I [TS]

00:23:19   gotta tell ya I think there's just so [TS]

00:23:21   much a world war two in general [TS]

00:23:22   obviously the Nazi specifically don't [TS]

00:23:24   even know what angle you begin with is [TS]

00:23:26   so fascinating the angle i chose this [TS]

00:23:27   night was to learn more about the major [TS]

00:23:30   figures right okay you know i'm a nerd [TS]

00:23:32   very interesting instrument very [TS]

00:23:33   interested in the essay in general but [TS]

00:23:35   ice finally sat down and read the entire [TS]

00:23:37   wikipedia entry for Goering Goebbels and [TS]

00:23:40   Hitler oh my god and I learned one night [TS]

00:23:42   only on doing sighs and in again it's [TS]

00:23:45   like watching The Wizard of Oz it's like [TS]

00:23:47   I know how this goes but it's so [TS]

00:23:49   interesting to see it again now that I'm [TS]

00:23:50   older [TS]

00:23:51   yeah now now here's why do I mention [TS]

00:23:52   this because I'm really sorry that I [TS]

00:23:55   ever met you but also one of them i [TS]

00:23:58   think i want to say who's a snappy [TS]

00:24:01   dresser that was gearing during yeah you [TS]

00:24:03   want me to snappy dresser for a [TS]

00:24:04   400-pound he's very very happy man have [TS]

00:24:07   you read about some of his outfits [TS]

00:24:09   oh absolutely and all medieval hunting [TS]

00:24:11   outfit with oversized type it [TS]

00:24:13   yeah well I mean my favorite has to be [TS]

00:24:16   the you know the his powder-blue Air [TS]

00:24:18   Force reichsmarschall outfits I made [TS]

00:24:20   designers own flat [TS]

00:24:22   yeah he did I was like have you ever [TS]

00:24:24   seen pictures of during this house is on [TS]

00:24:27   vacation of gearing is uniform and and [TS]

00:24:28   it looked like it might have had a [TS]

00:24:30   preschool in it it was very very large [TS]

00:24:32   and it it had that you know that fact [TS]

00:24:34   that fact think it's not simply a long [TS]

00:24:36   drapey jacket but it has it actually has [TS]

00:24:39   the shape of a very very large man [TS]

00:24:41   because I becomes it becomes like a like [TS]

00:24:44   a tent that might be used in the desert [TS]

00:24:46   but I like a baseball glove right like [TS]

00:24:48   if you wear a glove long enough it looks [TS]

00:24:50   a little bit like your hand and this [TS]

00:24:52   looks a lot like caring [TS]

00:24:53   um anyway I think I want to say Hitler [TS]

00:24:56   who seems like maybe the most troubling [TS]

00:24:58   of those characters he caused a lot of [TS]

00:25:00   trouble I don't have you know that my [TS]

00:25:01   yeah oh yes I mean girls you know these [TS]

00:25:03   guys are famous right and who was the [TS]

00:25:05   one that had the cyanide embedded in his [TS]

00:25:07   tooth i think that might notice on [TS]

00:25:11   Hillary thought really thought he was [TS]

00:25:13   gonna get away with it he weaseled out [TS]

00:25:15   at the end and he dressed up like [TS]

00:25:16   somebody else and you had a whole bill [TS]

00:25:18   right exactly have tried to like sneak [TS]

00:25:19   out now caring like to hang himself [TS]

00:25:22   relevant United himself in prison after [TS]

00:25:25   but he SAT through the whole Nuremberg [TS]

00:25:27   trial he SAT through it all with ass [TS]

00:25:29   with a smirk on his face and then after [TS]

00:25:32   they sentenced him to death [TS]

00:25:33   only then did he kill himself in prison [TS]

00:25:36   I just can't just rush to get date was [TS]

00:25:38   like that was like any encourage things [TS]

00:25:39   like the day before he was supposed to [TS]

00:25:40   be hanged I mean you heard anniversary [TS]

00:25:42   of the day the day up they found a [TS]

00:25:43   minute [TS]

00:25:44   greenhouses great Holly something in [TS]

00:25:45   Curtis in reverse he just the he just he [TS]

00:25:48   just robbed all of us of the pleasure of [TS]

00:25:51   killing him for vengeance didn't like [TS]

00:25:54   slipping on Melissa bitch too [TS]

00:25:56   or was the other guy know is the rectum [TS]

00:25:58   lot of chatter makka blogger study kill [TS]

00:26:00   himself in prison [TS]

00:26:01   one of the guys yeah I think he just [TS]

00:26:02   died I think he died he died her he died [TS]

00:26:05   of heart sickness because he realized [TS]

00:26:08   and was sad he was sad to death didn't [TS]

00:26:11   just become an herbalist I think that [TS]

00:26:12   was Melissa bitch he became a respected [TS]

00:26:14   Ervil herbalist who went here and join [TS]

00:26:16   us beard should say because he looks a [TS]

00:26:17   little bit like you all those people in [TS]

00:26:19   the ball in the Balkans you know they're [TS]

00:26:22   all just almost anybody in the Balkans [TS]

00:26:25   the president of any one of those [TS]

00:26:26   countries could be an astrologer at the [TS]

00:26:29   drop of a hat you know what I mean that [TS]

00:26:31   it was into that stuff too [TS]

00:26:33   i'm using ones with the OG called not [TS]

00:26:35   more than mythology the shawl or like [TS]

00:26:38   our cannot arcane was a cult [TS]

00:26:40   he's very into the occult yeah and [TS]

00:26:41   pseudoscience John you get a lot of [TS]

00:26:43   dental work done you've had a lot of [TS]

00:26:45   dental issues in the past i believe as [TS]

00:26:46   we speak you have some orthodonture I [TS]

00:26:48   don't want to my entire life my entire [TS]

00:26:50   life is like the working script of [TS]

00:26:52   marathon man that's rough i actually had [TS]

00:26:55   an orthodontic appointment today and I [TS]

00:26:56   cancelled it at the last minute and lied [TS]

00:26:58   to them and told them that I was still [TS]

00:27:00   in Los Angeles you you finally got into [TS]

00:27:02   their good books and you fuck that up [TS]

00:27:04   well because because I just a I'm so [TS]

00:27:07   exhausted i've had i've had braces for i [TS]

00:27:10   think a lot longer than I need to have [TS]

00:27:12   the only reason that I that I've had [TS]

00:27:15   them for so long as that I keep not [TS]

00:27:16   following through on all the [TS]

00:27:18   appointments because it got do [TS]

00:27:19   adjustments and that's just you just [TS]

00:27:21   pushing out the project right it's that [TS]

00:27:23   you've got to have that adjustment for [TS]

00:27:24   so long before the next adjustment right [TS]

00:27:26   and i just keep skipping appointments [TS]

00:27:28   and they're like well we gotta do we [TS]

00:27:30   have to do it we gotta wait another nine [TS]

00:27:32   months or something haha [TS]

00:27:34   have you ever have you ever priced out [TS]

00:27:35   if you can say and if you can't just cut [TS]

00:27:37   this out like something like this old [TS]

00:27:39   however price to having all my [TS]

00:27:41   stepfather who as it happens with jelly [TS]

00:27:43   bellies [TS]

00:27:45   we think about that and I want to read [TS]

00:27:47   by Himmler my stepfather who by the way [TS]

00:27:50   was an execrable Serb is a general [TS]

00:27:52   surgeon my stepfather's a Serb I didn't [TS]

00:27:55   realize that yeah there's a certain he [TS]

00:27:56   had to get all he had all his teeth [TS]

00:27:57   pulled and false teeth big big false [TS]

00:27:59   teeth like tony robbins a lot of people [TS]

00:28:01   in the old days had all their teeth pole [TS]

00:28:03   it just made sense [TS]

00:28:04   well my mom describes it as like before [TS]

00:28:08   there was before those dental hygiene or [TS]

00:28:10   before there was a full understanding of [TS]

00:28:12   how infection works that the your teeth [TS]

00:28:16   were the source of all these mysterious [TS]

00:28:18   infections and people would people would [TS]

00:28:20   routinely die or have chronic pain [TS]

00:28:22   because of what was going on in the [TS]

00:28:24   roots of their teeth and so so dentists [TS]

00:28:26   and doctors would routinely recommended [TS]

00:28:28   that you have all your teeth polls in [TS]

00:28:31   order to like as a health restorative it [TS]

00:28:35   sounds medieval but actually the place [TS]

00:28:37   where I the dentist who was nice enough [TS]

00:28:39   but I eventually couldn't stand going [TS]

00:28:41   there anymore [TS]

00:28:41   his mother who is his dental hygienist [TS]

00:28:43   constantly gave me this article every [TS]

00:28:45   time I went in about how if you didn't [TS]

00:28:47   flossing your teeth clean enough to get [TS]

00:28:48   a heart attack and apparently this is [TS]

00:28:50   science now is that is that there's [TS]

00:28:52   something there's something I know it's [TS]

00:28:53   plaque or whatever but there actually is [TS]

00:28:55   turns out there's actually some [TS]

00:28:56   connection between what you're [TS]

00:28:58   describing here it's not just the dark [TS]

00:29:00   of your stuff to the question to you is [TS]

00:29:02   again like so many things i say we will [TS]

00:29:04   cut this out if it's problematic [TS]

00:29:06   have you ever gotten I've ever got an [TS]

00:29:09   estimate on what it would cost to have [TS]

00:29:11   cyanide or something similar embedded in [TS]

00:29:13   a tooth from okay it's okay don't say [TS]

00:29:15   you know what don't say no well here's [TS]

00:29:17   the thing i have never ever felt [TS]

00:29:20   suicidal and in the hospital reason all [TS]

00:29:24   the more reason to have it there it's [TS]

00:29:26   like Nietzsche says right but my feeling [TS]

00:29:28   is my feeling is in those moments fight [TS]

00:29:31   the guards you know what I mean fighting [TS]

00:29:34   the guards to death like don't sit in [TS]

00:29:36   your prison cell and take your take your [TS]

00:29:38   stuff so you're saying that's a pussy [TS]

00:29:39   way out it's totally pussy when they [TS]

00:29:41   come for you on that day and they lead [TS]

00:29:43   you down a peg or karate in a tooth with [TS]

00:29:46   a small very very thing right [TS]

00:29:48   happy little wire that you suddenly sick [TS]

00:29:50   people out of your be to get a point at [TS]

00:29:52   that danger [TS]

00:29:54   I mean even in a situation like that [TS]

00:29:56   where there is no way that that that fat [TS]

00:29:58   old lady [TS]

00:29:59   mass Hermann Goering is going to be able [TS]

00:30:00   to fight these young American guards in [TS]

00:30:03   this prison castle he should at least [TS]

00:30:05   give the old college try and you know [TS]

00:30:08   and then throw himself off a balcony or [TS]

00:30:11   something but like students cyanide come [TS]

00:30:13   on and work that's that's the pussiest [TS]

00:30:16   way this is just like General Grievous [TS]

00:30:18   in Star Wars who's his are used to be a [TS]

00:30:21   more organic and asthma mostly a robot [TS]

00:30:24   with two opposable thumbs on each hand [TS]

00:30:25   and the dislocated shoulder second fight [TS]

00:30:28   with four lightsabers [TS]

00:30:29   but the point is it's a lot like the [TS]

00:30:30   Nazis because he's a coward ultimately [TS]

00:30:32   the colored are you telling me that [TS]

00:30:33   somewhere inside of that General [TS]

00:30:35   Grievous thing there is some kind of [TS]

00:30:37   living organism that's the theory that [TS]

00:30:41   is actually i was reading on wikipedia [TS]

00:30:43   that he's apparently secretly [TS]

00:30:45   embarrassed that he's part like mostly [TS]

00:30:47   cyborg George Lucas expects us to [TS]

00:30:50   believe that that CGI creation has the [TS]

00:30:52   heart of a human being [TS]

00:30:54   got that cough to you Reza know because [TS]

00:30:56   i never have watched those movies i've [TS]

00:30:57   only seen them when i'm sitting on an [TS]

00:30:59   airplane and I look over and some poor [TS]

00:31:01   kid his dad has put it on a ipad who to [TS]

00:31:04   try and keep him quiet and I look and I [TS]

00:31:06   see what is that stupid thing that's the [TS]

00:31:08   dumbest looking thing I ever saw [TS]

00:31:09   fascinating coffee now let's to do with [TS]

00:31:12   Star Wars event then Harrison Ford in [TS]

00:31:15   American Graffiti did you stop the [TS]

00:31:20   coffee all at once to taper I'm getting [TS]

00:31:23   it all at once i could see you being man [TS]

00:31:24   who pulls your own teeth and you just [TS]

00:31:26   stopped buying coffee it's not even in [TS]

00:31:27   the house or did you keep it in the [TS]

00:31:28   house and have a tempting just to make [TS]

00:31:30   you stronger [TS]

00:31:30   no experience the house i have coffee [TS]

00:31:32   all over the place and I'd like that [TS]

00:31:33   around just so strong [TS]

00:31:35   well that's what you have to build that [TS]

00:31:36   strength you can't you didn't just trip [TS]

00:31:38   into it [TS]

00:31:39   this is part of this is all part of part [TS]

00:31:41   of the larger practice when I quit [TS]

00:31:42   smoking when I could drinking like with [TS]

00:31:45   all those things you gotta quit them [TS]

00:31:46   cold turkey and then sit there with the [TS]

00:31:49   perspiration dripping down your forehead [TS]

00:31:50   and really be in the middle of your [TS]

00:31:53   suffering you have to own your suffering [TS]

00:31:55   because that is how you feel like [TS]

00:31:57   exactly what I hold the thing had over [TS]

00:32:00   you now you have to get to you have to [TS]

00:32:03   explore every little last corner of the [TS]

00:32:06   of the power that that whatever that was [TS]

00:32:09   of the power that had over you [TS]

00:32:11   to understand what you're quitting you [TS]

00:32:14   know a lot of people are like oh I quit [TS]

00:32:15   this or that but I took a bunch of [TS]

00:32:17   medication during the turn to come down [TS]

00:32:20   period or whatever it's like no no the [TS]

00:32:22   comedown period is the soul of quitting [TS]

00:32:25   something you gotta be in it and and [TS]

00:32:29   feel like all the nerve endings fraying [TS]

00:32:32   and feel the headache feel the you know [TS]

00:32:35   feel the craving and-and-and by like [TS]

00:32:39   suffering through that then you know [TS]

00:32:42   what the limits of craving archives [TS]

00:32:43   craving has limits [TS]

00:32:45   there's no there's no I mean unless you [TS]

00:32:47   are a san diego mom in which case there [TS]

00:32:50   are no limits your cravings but I don't [TS]

00:32:52   know that reference with you if you're a [TS]

00:32:56   southern california power-walking mom [TS]

00:32:58   ha ha yr sea ice is out there power [TS]

00:33:00   walking around an outfit eyes catalogs [TS]

00:33:03   and stuff yeah just power walking down [TS]

00:33:05   to the to the boutique and getting a [TS]

00:33:07   getting a mani-pedi whatever you're [TS]

00:33:09   craving is bottom was clearly that's how [TS]

00:33:12   something that Southern California [TS]

00:33:14   states and business but realize is my [TS]

00:33:16   tradition i will not discuss Buddhism on [TS]

00:33:18   here but you're describing something [TS]

00:33:19   somewhat similar to that I will also say [TS]

00:33:21   I'm really fucking glad I never had to [TS]

00:33:23   guard you at Nuremberg [TS]

00:33:24   you seem like you'd be a real handful [TS]

00:33:26   well because the first thing you do is [TS]

00:33:28   through the whole trial you trying to [TS]

00:33:29   get inside your guards minds [TS]

00:33:31   that's right so that they were so they [TS]

00:33:34   get a little bit of the stockholm [TS]

00:33:35   syndrome in Reverse where they're [TS]

00:33:38   guarding you but then they start to feel [TS]

00:33:39   like I mean I obviously i think the [TS]

00:33:41   Nazis were deplorable but if I were I'm [TS]

00:33:45   not so you'd like the stormtroopers in [TS]

00:33:47   Star Wars i think i think they're [TS]

00:33:48   they're not always a good shot and [TS]

00:33:50   they're not that bright [TS]

00:33:51   a lot of them and I think they're easily [TS]

00:33:52   swayed by the dark side or in your case [TS]

00:33:54   bye-bye really just the force in general [TS]

00:33:56   you have I think you might have the [TS]

00:33:57   force more than you're willing to admit [TS]

00:34:00   well I don't talk about the force that's [TS]

00:34:02   a good idea [TS]

00:34:03   that's not a good idea but aren't clear [TS]

00:34:06   on the stormtroopers clones isn't that [TS]

00:34:08   the whole theory [TS]

00:34:09   spoiler alert yes that I just learned [TS]

00:34:11   this recently myself when i made the [TS]

00:34:12   excursion into those movies as [TS]

00:34:14   fascinated to learn that I learned about [TS]

00:34:15   order 66 which is just really is i still [TS]

00:34:18   have a lot of questions i'm logged in [TS]

00:34:19   the first end up in the first three [TS]

00:34:20   movies by which I mean the second three [TS]

00:34:23   movies or I don't know how to talk about [TS]

00:34:24   it [TS]

00:34:25   talk about coffee the original movies [TS]

00:34:27   there was no mention of that being [TS]

00:34:28   clones [TS]

00:34:29   isn't that where am i right isn't that [TS]

00:34:31   sort of revisionism or or what was the [TS]

00:34:34   clone talk in the books before the [TS]

00:34:35   movies you want to bring up religion [TS]

00:34:39   we're talking about Star Wars gonna [TS]

00:34:40   bring up religion yes i do be careful [TS]

00:34:43   buddy you got that you got you got three [TS]

00:34:46   sources that is dangerously close to [TS]

00:34:48   electric outlet right now my phone to [TS]

00:34:50   threaten me with you talking about [TS]

00:34:51   religion but you know what you could [TS]

00:34:54   turn that right around and ruin the rest [TS]

00:34:55   of my afternoon i'm very aware of that [TS]

00:34:57   you're absolutely right and but you know [TS]

00:35:02   what this interesting talking about [TS]

00:35:03   stars and other places no but the truth [TS]

00:35:04   is he had an idea in mind fairly early [TS]

00:35:06   on but for example the the secret of [TS]

00:35:09   star wars that we never mentioned [TS]

00:35:10   because you never know who might not [TS]

00:35:12   know the best sticker star wars that [TS]

00:35:14   idea did not even appear anywhere until [TS]

00:35:17   nineteen seventy-eight so during a [TS]

00:35:20   product or after the movie still [TS]

00:35:22   oh yes they were still just still [TS]

00:35:23   writing one of the awful scripts for you [TS]

00:35:27   know [TS]

00:35:27   yes b-but i just i just read in the [TS]

00:35:29   newspaper yesterday that the guy that [TS]

00:35:31   did all the paintings that that [TS]

00:35:33   established all the look of Star Wars [TS]

00:35:35   just done with Macquarie alpha probably [TS]

00:35:38   had arguably the person with the single [TS]

00:35:41   largest influence on y star wars was [TS]

00:35:44   cool and look the way it did [TS]

00:35:46   huge is to keep calm and Starkiller i [TS]

00:35:49   was going to look Skywalker's name i [TS]

00:35:51   just mentioned another show we should [TS]

00:35:52   move on and so you just stop the coffee [TS]

00:35:53   that didn't get like a little [TS]

00:35:54   ridiculously when I've done that before [TS]

00:35:57   I get totally wang headache [TS]

00:35:59   oh it's the worst you're not just [TS]

00:36:01   waiting headache but you're psychotic I [TS]

00:36:03   get psychotic you feel your uh your [TS]

00:36:07   capillaries right throughout your body [TS]

00:36:09   you can feel you the one time I had [TS]

00:36:11   acupuncture I was lying on my [TS]

00:36:15   acupuncture bed in this room that [TS]

00:36:17   smelled like lavender and put it like [TS]

00:36:20   weird [TS]

00:36:21   bing-bong jazz plan and i'm going to [TS]

00:36:25   have cucumber water close cucumber water [TS]

00:36:28   and I had everything I had the whole [TS]

00:36:29   thing and and and she's but my [TS]

00:36:33   acupuncture is putting the needles in me [TS]

00:36:35   and I'm sitting there kind of thinking [TS]

00:36:36   like [TS]

00:36:37   this is this is baloney and then all of [TS]

00:36:41   a sudden I feel you know those diagrams [TS]

00:36:43   that used to see an old encyclopedias [TS]

00:36:45   where shows you your circulatory system [TS]

00:36:48   like the visible mankind Invisible Man [TS]

00:36:49   stuff for you were all of a sudden you [TS]

00:36:51   just see the outline of the human body [TS]

00:36:54   as as as like described by the [TS]

00:36:58   circulatory system and the nerves [TS]

00:37:00   mhm also I could feel that it wasn't [TS]

00:37:03   abstract it was not abstract I could [TS]

00:37:05   feel it it was it became the primary [TS]

00:37:09   feeling i had so i would I no longer [TS]

00:37:11   felt like the weight of my body or [TS]

00:37:14   whatever I just felt my skin and my [TS]

00:37:16   circulatory system i could feel every [TS]

00:37:18   inch of it and i SAT there for a minute [TS]

00:37:21   or two and I went wow that's a fantastic [TS]

00:37:23   sensation [TS]

00:37:25   I'm III don't know what to make of it [TS]

00:37:27   and I'm i can mold it over and then she [TS]

00:37:30   starts taking the needles out and I said [TS]

00:37:33   what are you doing what were you [TS]

00:37:35   why are we stopping and she said it's [TS]

00:37:37   been an hour at that must have freaked [TS]

00:37:42   you out [TS]

00:37:43   I said what what it's been it's been [TS]

00:37:46   three minutes and she said it has been a [TS]

00:37:48   nap [TS]

00:37:49   it's been an hour and 10 minutes [TS]

00:37:50   actually we went over and I was like oh [TS]

00:37:53   ok i don't know what that is [TS]

00:37:56   I don't know what I don't know I don't [TS]

00:37:57   it didn't actually help with my neck [TS]

00:38:00   pain that I've that there's the reason I [TS]

00:38:02   came here like I walked out with just as [TS]

00:38:04   much neck pain as i had when i walked in [TS]

00:38:06   so maybe you who maybe put that 15 [TS]

00:38:10   needle in like just a micrometer to the [TS]

00:38:13   side and you connected with my time [TS]

00:38:15   traveler muscle or whatever but that was [TS]

00:38:19   amazing and I talked to the streets the [TS]

00:38:22   streets of vern I think this is a great [TS]

00:38:25   thing but kind of like taking MDMA it's [TS]

00:38:30   not a thing that i know there's not a [TS]

00:38:32   thing that is predictable reliable [TS]

00:38:33   enough for me to go back do this all the [TS]

00:38:35   time because I you know you just like [TS]

00:38:38   you sent me [TS]

00:38:38   you just sent me through space would you [TS]

00:38:40   try it again oh absolutely but I [TS]

00:38:42   wouldn't i do not think based on that [TS]

00:38:44   one experience i didn't think i would go [TS]

00:38:45   with a pain in my neck and say hey can I [TS]

00:38:49   get acupuncture for this pain in my neck [TS]

00:38:50   because it seems like it seems like it's [TS]

00:38:52   just like you should go to acupuncture [TS]

00:38:54   all the time didn't work for adventure [TS]

00:38:56   or prophylaxis yeah for adventure right [TS]

00:38:58   i mean whatever that is if you can do [TS]

00:39:00   that if you put little pins in somebody [TS]

00:39:01   and make them feel their circulatory [TS]

00:39:03   system you can do a lot of crazy shit [TS]

00:39:05   and maybe if it's an 80 year old Chinese [TS]

00:39:07   man he knows exactly how to do it and [TS]

00:39:08   and and and you can suddenly flyer you [TS]

00:39:12   can lucid dream or whatever it is but uh [TS]

00:39:15   didn't get up early to get up earlier [TS]

00:39:18   you could yeah you could look at get [TS]

00:39:20   develop a work ethic but you wouldn't [TS]

00:39:22   want to start depending on that because [TS]

00:39:23   you never know one day the airport my [TS]

00:39:25   collapse and 70 80 year old Chinese man [TS]

00:39:26   with needles right exactly you're not [TS]

00:39:28   going to carry him along with myself [TS]

00:39:30   must put your hand on a wooden beam [TS]

00:39:32   sometimes then you must be thinking hard [TS]

00:39:33   about what if this works it works too [TS]

00:39:35   well right then you're back where you [TS]

00:39:37   were before [TS]

00:39:38   well I guess I yeah exactly exactly what [TS]

00:39:41   I refractive you think that's real [TS]

00:39:42   I've never done that and i did a website [TS]

00:39:45   for a chiropractor of many years ago and [TS]

00:39:47   and like every chiropractor I've met [TS]

00:39:49   that there's nobody is just a [TS]

00:39:51   chiropractor like they're all [TS]

00:39:52   evangelists right and the thing is to be [TS]

00:39:55   dead honest like I just either so little [TS]

00:39:58   i needed to understand about [TS]

00:40:00   chiropractic to make a three page [TS]

00:40:01   website [TS]

00:40:02   well and it feels a little tony robbins [TS]

00:40:03   doesn't get any better is it feels like [TS]

00:40:05   that it feels like that religion we [TS]

00:40:07   don't mention because i don't want to [TS]

00:40:08   get you to sign up for 20 sessions and [TS]

00:40:11   you will be happier and more secure [TS]

00:40:13   secure obviously it seems a little [TS]

00:40:15   fantastical to hook someone up to a box [TS]

00:40:17   and then tell them how many years of [TS]

00:40:19   payments are going to need to fix them [TS]

00:40:20   that seems a little little wacky to me [TS]

00:40:22   but in this case this guy and the thing [TS]

00:40:24   is a virus will never read the secret [TS]

00:40:26   can I just literally beg you to never [TS]

00:40:29   bring them back up again it's I'm not [TS]

00:40:34   proud a per se about having been [TS]

00:40:37   involved in the South self-help industry [TS]

00:40:39   and it's been something that's being [TS]

00:40:40   very troubled relationship [TS]

00:40:42   yeah mentally with that for a long time [TS]

00:40:44   right but boy I just [TS]

00:40:47   yeah boy that book makes me and you know [TS]

00:40:50   in fact that Oprah but like push that [TS]

00:40:52   book with all that Oprah [TS]

00:40:54   oh that Oprah coming coming coming this [TS]

00:40:57   coming this this father the Dumont [TS]

00:41:00   Network show that Oprah um here's the [TS]

00:41:03   thing anybody so I couldn't even be [TS]

00:41:05   caffeine and I felt I felt my [TS]

00:41:07   circulatory system again [TS]

00:41:09   oh it was not pleasant it was unpleasant [TS]

00:41:13   my circulatory system was protesting it [TS]

00:41:16   was rebelling against me yet [TS]

00:41:17   second-order Mandarin needles every [TS]

00:41:19   every little inch right I every look [TS]

00:41:21   every little corpuscle in my body was [TS]

00:41:23   saying you want you did what God give us [TS]

00:41:27   our magic juice you bastard and my [TS]

00:41:32   friend gets migraines and he's [TS]

00:41:34   explaining to me and actually it's my [TS]

00:41:36   shrink about this because I was trying [TS]

00:41:37   to get this guy some help business is [TS]

00:41:38   actually like a famous migraine guy at [TS]

00:41:41   the at the replace regular my shrink is [TS]

00:41:44   and I he helped you with migraines and [TS]

00:41:46   apparently and I I don't get this wrong [TS]

00:41:48   but one reason migraines are so [TS]

00:41:50   difficult to treat is that they involve [TS]

00:41:53   three different systems i guess there [TS]

00:41:55   are other things like this but you know [TS]

00:41:56   if you've got there's all kinds of [TS]

00:41:58   things that you can fix with fairly [TS]

00:42:00   blunt object right if you've got a basic [TS]

00:42:02   tension headache like taking advil will [TS]

00:42:04   probably help a little bit but I'm a [TS]

00:42:06   migraine apparently combines the [TS]

00:42:08   circulatory system your muscles and and [TS]

00:42:12   neurology you know your kind of i'm [TS]

00:42:14   sorry to be getting this wrong tom if [TS]

00:42:16   you ever hear this but you know what i [TS]

00:42:17   mean it's not as simple as going to know [TS]

00:42:18   your neck is too tight so now you have a [TS]

00:42:20   headache right it's very difficult to [TS]

00:42:22   get that combination of things fixed and [TS]

00:42:24   I think that's why people get so [TS]

00:42:25   frustrated you know what I mean and I [TS]

00:42:27   mean if you had a migraine [TS]

00:42:28   no but my mom gets them and I recognize [TS]

00:42:31   that they are but they're nightmarish [TS]

00:42:33   that the thing is for me it's like when [TS]

00:42:35   I when I tried I any squirrely change in [TS]

00:42:38   diet I i do I very uncomfortable for [TS]

00:42:41   with any of those diets that mean I [TS]

00:42:42   can't have coffee with cream or vodka [TS]

00:42:44   Murnau tequila I really like tequila now [TS]

00:42:47   but like that's always been found in [TS]

00:42:49   overtime that's been that's been pretty [TS]

00:42:50   reasonable for me not my buffet diet [TS]

00:42:52   choosing on but there are ones like [TS]

00:42:55   every day like one of those cleanses or [TS]

00:42:56   something like that [TS]

00:42:58   I you know there's a while [TS]

00:43:00   back in the early nineties where there [TS]

00:43:03   was a there was a restaurant on Broadway [TS]

00:43:04   called the gravity bar and their voice I [TS]

00:43:08   wish that were exactly what it sounds [TS]

00:43:10   like depend we have to get going and get [TS]

00:43:13   like an extra tenth of a gee your hair [TS]

00:43:16   well that's kind of that's kind of what [TS]

00:43:17   it was like you go in and you get it was [TS]

00:43:19   a raw vegetable bar they would steam [TS]

00:43:22   they would steam vegetables just for a [TS]

00:43:25   second you know we could get them wrong [TS]

00:43:27   but you could also get them like steamed [TS]

00:43:29   and then with a little side of tahini [TS]

00:43:31   it's just like a salad bar with the [TS]

00:43:33   philosophy except except well yeah right [TS]

00:43:36   exactly a it except that it looked like [TS]

00:43:38   it was it will look like it was in the [TS]

00:43:39   future and it only hired the most [TS]

00:43:42   beautiful like fresh-faced kind of kind [TS]

00:43:46   of those girls that that have a little [TS]

00:43:48   bit of a light a light coating of [TS]

00:43:50   perspiration on fri now I still a little [TS]

00:43:53   because they're just they glow this come [TS]

00:43:55   with their wedding without a little bit [TS]

00:43:57   Brown like slightly darker skin [TS]

00:43:58   sometimes and so I would go into the [TS]

00:44:00   gravity bar mean believe me I didn't eat [TS]

00:44:02   another vegetable in any other component [TS]

00:44:05   or capacity in my life but this place I [TS]

00:44:07   would go and I would have these and they [TS]

00:44:08   were actually delicious meals that was [TS]

00:44:10   where I learned to drink wheatgrass [TS]

00:44:11   juice which I love to this day but I so [TS]

00:44:16   the gravity bar was you know it was like [TS]

00:44:18   going to a spaceport and sitting in and [TS]

00:44:21   talking to the beautiful girls behind [TS]

00:44:23   the counter and eating these vegetables [TS]

00:44:24   with with tahini and everybody else that [TS]

00:44:27   was in the gravity bar was also in space [TS]

00:44:30   with you and that you know i would take [TS]

00:44:33   would sit and take like a shot of [TS]

00:44:35   wheatgrass juice like I was in an old [TS]

00:44:38   west saloon and I was daring all the [TS]

00:44:40   people around me like come on who's [TS]

00:44:42   gonna drink with me who's gonna have [TS]

00:44:44   another shot of wheatgrass youth you [TS]

00:44:46   know people are like like burping these [TS]

00:44:49   big gathering their handbags and quietly [TS]

00:44:51   shopping out in their party and I'm like [TS]

00:44:53   it I love it it's better than carrot [TS]

00:44:55   juice in fact give me a carrot juice [TS]

00:44:57   give me a carrot juice chaser and [TS]

00:45:00   identidade some girls that work there it [TS]

00:45:02   was a it was a very it was a it was a [TS]

00:45:04   very out a productive time there's a [TS]

00:45:07   lady you we were once I want to visit [TS]

00:45:09   their lady you've been with for a pretty [TS]

00:45:10   long time in the work [TS]

00:45:11   in a restaurant a nice restaurant was a [TS]

00:45:13   café café con place right around nice [TS]

00:45:16   cafe nice restaurant cafe again will cut [TS]

00:45:18   this out of its problematic but is it is [TS]

00:45:20   it and I getting that a lot of women in [TS]

00:45:22   your life are people who were able to [TS]

00:45:25   give you food or drink and a early on [TS]

00:45:30   the I'm just saying like okay so you [TS]

00:45:32   didn't go with the Chinese noodle guy [TS]

00:45:33   i'm guessing you didn't like fine girl a [TS]

00:45:36   reiki instructor or some of the works [TS]

00:45:38   tsa it seems like a lot of lot of these [TS]

00:45:40   people who have been touched by your [TS]

00:45:42   presence where women who worked in the [TS]

00:45:45   food service our coffee gallery business [TS]

00:45:48   well it's true I later on I started to i [TS]

00:45:51   started to date girls who worked in [TS]

00:45:53   library science which was a nice [TS]

00:45:55   thousand nice trend first so they want [TS]

00:45:58   to help someone is there something they [TS]

00:46:00   speak with this week softly which is [TS]

00:46:02   which is nice when you're when you're [TS]

00:46:04   when you have tendency to get agitated [TS]

00:46:05   but in any case this gravity bar the one [TS]

00:46:08   thing as I spent more time there I [TS]

00:46:10   started to notice that they had a small [TS]

00:46:12   shelf of books and you know being [TS]

00:46:16   someone who has never shied away from [TS]

00:46:17   small shelf of books i started to go [TS]

00:46:21   over and and you know and ask questions [TS]

00:46:22   about these books and then eventually I [TS]

00:46:24   bought one which was about the souper [TS]

00:46:27   miracle cleanse this is the super [TS]

00:46:30   miracle class of 25 years ago or [TS]

00:46:32   whatever where the we're reading this [TS]

00:46:35   guy's story it was the story of how he [TS]

00:46:38   went on this fast and a and then started [TS]

00:46:42   taking these cleansing herbs and out of [TS]

00:46:45   his body the way he described it was [TS]

00:46:48   that our intestines and our inner [TS]

00:46:50   workings are caked with hardened fecal [TS]

00:46:55   matter which constricts our constricts [TS]

00:47:00   our pipes until all of our pool is just [TS]

00:47:03   going through this tiny little aperture [TS]

00:47:04   because all of this hardened a black [TS]

00:47:08   bile poo is still in us is like it's a [TS]

00:47:12   little spackle that fills up every [TS]

00:47:13   imagination of you got right [TS]

00:47:15   Wow well said you read it anyway so so [TS]

00:47:20   coffee is coffee enema guy [TS]

00:47:22   this isn't coffee and my guy although I [TS]

00:47:24   did date a girl who who had wheatgrass [TS]

00:47:26   animals as part of a treatment starts [TS]

00:47:28   like a bicycle energy when it comes out [TS]

00:47:29   that she was she was in New York and she [TS]

00:47:32   doing here candle i tried some of your [TS]

00:47:34   candle but I felt like it was but [TS]

00:47:36   there's nothing a q-tip case scam so i [TS]

00:47:38   continued but in any case so he's [TS]

00:47:40   talking the story about you know he's [TS]

00:47:42   sitting in a bathtub and he's is [TS]

00:47:44   extruding this hard and fecal matter [TS]

00:47:46   that is like the bicycle inner tube [TS]

00:47:48   accept pay them it up [TS]

00:47:50   roofing tar made of like made of like [TS]

00:47:55   like Carter Administration era beef it [TS]

00:47:58   there [TS]

00:47:59   yeah and I'm thinking to myself wow this [TS]

00:48:01   is this seems extreme this is like if [TS]

00:48:04   that's really any I'd like to get out [TS]

00:48:06   and he goes on and on about like and [TS]

00:48:09   then you know as the stuff comes [TS]

00:48:11   cleaning off of the walls of your [TS]

00:48:12   insides it's it's pink life is restored [TS]

00:48:16   and all and now all you need to do is e1 [TS]

00:48:19   broccoli floret a day but it's vitamins [TS]

00:48:22   are transmitted to you without you know [TS]

00:48:25   like instantaneously and automatically [TS]

00:48:27   become more efficient become more [TS]

00:48:29   efficient and he was at and I was like [TS]

00:48:30   this is incredible i'm really into this [TS]

00:48:32   but then at the end of the last chapter [TS]

00:48:34   of the book which i think most people [TS]

00:48:36   don't get to he talks about the last day [TS]

00:48:39   of his fast walking up and sitting [TS]

00:48:41   indian-style on the top of a mountain or [TS]

00:48:43   something and angels visit him and they [TS]

00:48:47   tell him that he's a good man and they [TS]

00:48:50   tell him how to juggle four beanbags [TS]

00:48:53   tell me how you know like they tell him [TS]

00:48:59   all these magical things and they tell [TS]

00:49:00   him that they could only visit him now [TS]

00:49:02   because his is colon is pink and that's [TS]

00:49:06   that's why [TS]

00:49:07   angels don't visit us all because we [TS]

00:49:09   because they get their primary interface [TS]

00:49:11   with us is our colon this book this book [TS]

00:49:17   is just that much more horse shit i [TS]

00:49:19   doubt any of this stuff happened to him [TS]

00:49:20   he talked about be talking about getting [TS]

00:49:23   a tapeworm out where he sat in a bathtub [TS]

00:49:25   full of warm milk and that's at the cape [TS]

00:49:28   or lights the milk better and some [TS]

00:49:30   clothes online its little head out of [TS]

00:49:33   your butt to drink the bathtub milk [TS]

00:49:35   and then once he's wants his head comes [TS]

00:49:37   out you wait you don't jump on him right [TS]

00:49:39   away [TS]

00:49:40   you got a real gentle-like don't you [TS]

00:49:41   know jump on facility will spook him but [TS]

00:49:43   once he gets comfortable and it kind of [TS]

00:49:45   sticks little bit more relaxed all that [TS]

00:49:47   warm milk like I was like oh this milk [TS]

00:49:49   is amazing sleepy little worm and you [TS]

00:49:51   grabbed his head and you wrap it around [TS]

00:49:53   a pencil and Men you're twisting the [TS]

00:49:58   pencil because the tapeworm is 45 feet [TS]

00:50:01   long and you have to keep this and you [TS]

00:50:05   have to keep this pencil with the first [TS]

00:50:08   foot and a half of a tapeworm not [TS]

00:50:10   wrapped around it you have to keep it [TS]

00:50:11   hanging out of your butt or however long [TS]

00:50:15   for whatever though for the week that it [TS]

00:50:17   takes for you to gradually whisk the [TS]

00:50:20   paper mouth you keep crudite near the [TS]

00:50:23   top to nourish yourself i guess you said [TS]

00:50:26   in there and you burn that you're [TS]

00:50:27   complaining John you gotta clean and [TS]

00:50:29   clear your calendar [TS]

00:50:30   well either that or if you have stuff to [TS]

00:50:33   do if you have to go to work or whatever [TS]

00:50:34   you get out of the tub and you put on [TS]

00:50:35   those like magic hammer pants haha he [TS]

00:50:42   could work [TS]

00:50:43   you sit on one of those chairs with the [TS]

00:50:45   ceiling charity but never touches the [TS]

00:50:47   thing and the milk go bad [TS]

00:50:50   well I think you drink the milk you you [TS]

00:50:53   may be filled up with smoke a few times [TS]

00:50:55   but you're like oh what a day at work I [TS]

00:50:58   gotta get home to my milk bath and twist [TS]

00:51:00   the blue you know another foot and half [TS]

00:51:02   of this taken home persuade my tape or [TS]

00:51:03   so I so I got to that point and and I [TS]

00:51:07   suddenly guys I found myself sitting on [TS]

00:51:09   a stool in a in a vegan restaurant [TS]

00:51:11   reading a book about a guy who had fled [TS]

00:51:15   like discharge 40 pounds of a but tar [TS]

00:51:20   and the comment could talk to angels and [TS]

00:51:23   I was like you know what this whole [TS]

00:51:24   thing is a scam I'm going across the [TS]

00:51:25   street to get a bacon burger it's a [TS]

00:51:27   cautionary tale [TS]

00:51:28   yeah I mean I I can see the appeal of [TS]

00:51:30   that and i gotta say first of all every [TS]

00:51:32   time i hear those stories and and I did [TS]

00:51:34   have a friend and ex that worked at one [TS]

00:51:36   of those really loopy far-out health [TS]

00:51:38   food stores what you're saying that he [TS]

00:51:40   was in the band X could be could be was [TS]

00:51:42   named DJ bonebrake is that his name but [TS]

00:51:45   um but she worked at a place where [TS]

00:51:48   people were very into coffee enemas [TS]

00:51:49   they would run off these things for you [TS]

00:51:50   and you know and the people photograph [TS]

00:51:52   the thing is do you get deep into this [TS]

00:51:53   stuff you get even to start [TS]

00:51:54   photographing it and become something [TS]

00:51:56   almost like hustler are people showing [TS]

00:51:57   each other their bicycle inner tubes but [TS]

00:51:59   see i see you in all of this i see a [TS]

00:52:01   cautionary tale [TS]

00:52:02   I mean at this point so I'm thinking of [TS]

00:52:05   like remember the ads there was a shell [TS]

00:52:07   ubiquitous shell gas station ads were [TS]

00:52:10   kids and had the booklets you could get [TS]

00:52:11   about how to drive safer and stuff but [TS]

00:52:13   they always were like showing well they [TS]

00:52:15   may also give you cars gonna give you a [TS]

00:52:17   little of a little um didn't give your [TS]

00:52:19   cars that one of those gas stations in [TS]

00:52:21   the seventies would give you a little [TS]

00:52:22   haha matchbox something funny like a BP [TS]

00:52:25   kind of thing I don't think we're always [TS]

00:52:27   find out let's find out [TS]

00:52:28   but you see those animations like the [TS]

00:52:30   Pistons going in and out in this basic [TS]

00:52:32   animation and they show you how if you [TS]

00:52:34   didn't use techron in your gas like you [TS]

00:52:36   get all gummed up i think we have you [TS]

00:52:37   ever seen the movie emmanuelle i guess [TS]

00:52:40   i've seen several Emmanuel Emmanuel [TS]

00:52:41   Emmanuel goes to South Africa you know [TS]

00:52:44   that's how it was at the during part [TS]

00:52:46   time I was a little bit later but during [TS]

00:52:48   apartheid yeah that amanda was black [TS]

00:52:50   emmanuelle is what it was was always [TS]

00:52:52   block emmanuelle yeah but he's always [TS]

00:52:53   manuelle like soweto it's the it's soft [TS]

00:52:56   core pornography so you so there's [TS]

00:52:58   there's more much more plot than you [TS]

00:53:00   want maybe her course often i have [TS]

00:53:02   Showtime buddy and much more much more [TS]

00:53:04   plot that you want and not as much sex [TS]

00:53:06   as you can tell it's kind it's kind of [TS]

00:53:07   like it's almost like a traveling in [TS]

00:53:09   English travel documentary that happens [TS]

00:53:12   to have boobs in it right that happens [TS]

00:53:13   at boobs but in every tear every [TS]

00:53:15   instance when they would start to have [TS]

00:53:16   sex there be all the heavy petting and [TS]

00:53:19   the kissing the boob kissing which is [TS]

00:53:21   what happens in sex [TS]

00:53:22   yes and then they then the the man would [TS]

00:53:26   mount the the female in the movie [TS]

00:53:30   particular Emmanuel and they would [TS]

00:53:31   always cut at that point to either a [TS]

00:53:35   video demonstration of how internal [TS]

00:53:38   combustion engine works or a scene of a [TS]

00:53:41   steam locomotive you know power across [TS]

00:53:45   the the verdant a belt or one rocket [TS]

00:53:50   tests and excellent rocket X and and and [TS]

00:53:52   then that the filmmakers never seem to [TS]

00:53:57   understand never seem to acknowledge [TS]

00:53:58   that that that this was hilariously [TS]

00:54:00   funny like it always because they would [TS]

00:54:02   back to them kind of having serious [TS]

00:54:04   you're not making a joke about like a [TS]

00:54:05   cartoon thing that this was a loser [TS]

00:54:08   think you got some off-brand emmanuelle [TS]

00:54:10   but that's not what I remember I don't [TS]

00:54:13   remember any texture on my fingers later [TS]

00:54:15   I think these are the later Emmanuel's [TS]

00:54:16   the early manuals with those more pure [TS]

00:54:18   yeah it's just they just closed Sudan [TS]

00:54:21   the boob kissing brother i love that the [TS]

00:54:23   kissing but the later ones had bad steam [TS]

00:54:26   locomotives and some some some techron [TS]

00:54:28   demonstration I think the technology [TS]

00:54:30   demonstration now in this instance I [TS]

00:54:31   think that becomes part of our mental [TS]

00:54:32   model for how it works inside we know [TS]

00:54:34   it's very confusing we know the poop [TS]

00:54:36   comes out so it must be all bad news in [TS]

00:54:37   there i'm not saying it's bad to get rid [TS]

00:54:39   of that but like you know the holders i [TS]

00:54:41   was reading one you know you do lemon [TS]

00:54:43   juice and salt and there's just [TS]

00:54:44   something about that you know it's even [TS]

00:54:46   before you get to that last chapter [TS]

00:54:48   you know it it's a slow soak in a warm [TS]

00:54:50   milk a bath to get you to that point in [TS]

00:54:52   the book and then you get to the end and [TS]

00:54:54   at this point I'm just I'm thinking that [TS]

00:54:56   ancient shits all that's keeping the [TS]

00:54:57   Angels off my Mountain at this point [TS]

00:54:58   like I want that in there [TS]

00:55:00   I want that impacted you know I i really [TS]

00:55:02   want to limit the number of angels [TS]

00:55:03   unknown regardless of how I'm sitting [TS]

00:55:05   well this is the thing because you get [TS]

00:55:07   your up on your mountain here come the [TS]

00:55:09   angels and you're like okay I still have [TS]

00:55:12   enough presence of mind to know that [TS]

00:55:14   this is unusual and you know I spent my [TS]

00:55:18   whole life trying to stay within the [TS]

00:55:20   within the bounds right [TS]

00:55:23   like here's the bell curve and I'd I [TS]

00:55:26   don't want to be one of you too far to [TS]

00:55:28   the right on the angel felker I don't [TS]

00:55:29   want to be on the flange in either [TS]

00:55:31   direction on the angel bell curve and so [TS]

00:55:34   if scraping the poop out of my insides [TS]

00:55:37   puts me all the way out on the on the [TS]

00:55:39   the far end of this I think maybe i want [TS]

00:55:42   that i want the boot back [TS]

00:55:43   yeah 11-8 it you know what I mean right [TS]

00:55:48   part of me I mean how do i how much you [TS]

00:55:50   know like whether or not I'll be [TS]

00:55:52   surviving off that poop with the pockets [TS]

00:55:54   it's all in there you know there's also [TS]

00:55:56   the I this guy said this gets it like a [TS]

00:55:58   crayon came out of him a crayon 38 when [TS]

00:56:01   he was six years old [TS]

00:56:02   is that how he'd haha [TS]

00:56:04   you're telling me that crowns but in [TS]

00:56:07   their 40 years [TS]

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