Roderick on the Line

Ep. 21: "Dead Rubber Girl in My Closet"

 

  hello hi John how are you hi Merlin [TS]

  surely it is early it's too early for me [TS]

  to sing our theme song for your theme [TS]

  I'll and then you're 16 you see you and [TS]

  bring I don't think that guy gets the [TS]

  credit he deserves [TS]

  I think it's more than enough credit by [TS]

  think all she can more credit here [TS]

  you're starting off today by by [TS]

  stipulating that Coates gets all the [TS]

  credit he deserves it all more more than [TS]

  the credit your ears and Oates gets too [TS]

  much credit but I i I'd probably put [TS]

  them poorly because it's very very early [TS]

  our listeners due to the asynchronous [TS]

  time-shifting nature of media today will [TS]

  probably be already be drunk and we'll [TS]

  be late at night when you're listening [TS]

  to this but for our purposes this is by [TS]

  far the earliest we've ever tried to do [TS]

  anything it's maybe the earliest i've [TS]

  ever tried to do anything after sleeping [TS]

  i have not slept [TS]

  that's part of the problem no come on [TS]

  well I didn't sleep i asked my lady [TS]

  about this see I was worried about that [TS]

  now I'm just saying that there may be [TS]

  times that you have decided to for [TS]

  whatever reason clean one of your [TS]

  sidearms at three-thirty but I'm just [TS]

  saying that's probably because you [TS]

  haven't slept yet em right i can last [TS]

  somebody was like something a tree down [TS]

  in the next yard you probably don't like [TS]

  normally wake up this early [TS]

  no i don't and I'm certainly not [TS]

  accustomed to considering oats [TS]

  I'm sorry I you know my name like only [TS]

  don't think that is saved for after [TS]

  lunch [TS]

  dads like a delicious mustachio dessert [TS]

  it's an aperitif to sit and think about [TS]

  what's this place in the rock pantheon [TS]

  but i agree that Daryl Hall is one of [TS]

  the great stylists I made fun of him for [TS]

  a long time if there's two artists / [TS]

  bands that I realize we're way better in [TS]

  some ways than I thought and I don't [TS]

  want to talk about journi but journeys [TS]

  one of them and other one is way better [TS]

  than I thought and then the other one is [TS]

  absolutely daryl hall i had had no idea [TS]

  if you last night manager crap you don't [TS]

  appreciate what it terribly gifted man [TS]

  daryl hall is absolutely true and you [TS]

  know and I i think this is this speaks [TS]

  to the value of the greatest hits [TS]

  compilation it's a great greatest hits [TS]

  I did not understand how good journey [TS]

  was until I dug into journey's greatest [TS]

  hits now obviously this was 20 years ago [TS]

  that i discovered journey that's fine [TS]

  you can stop right there that was more [TS]

  than fine but up to give you stop that [TS]

  separate ways [TS]

  you were pretty good yeah maybe a little [TS]

  before before that upper ways [TS]

  yeah that's but I mean I'm talk about [TS]

  greatest hits i'm not talking about hits [TS]

  just know that was like the wings on the [TS]

  cover I think it might have had a s [TS]

  carolina is that a scarab had a scare [TS]

  but maybe maybe the Scarab was a wasn't [TS]

  a spaceship to there was leaving Earth [TS]

  yeah there was something that was a [TS]

  really flimsy like flimsy on the level [TS]

  of like Zen arcade story I think to the [TS]

  album covers like they're supposed to be [TS]

  you know was discovery and escape and [TS]

  monetization haha well it's like all the [TS]

  Boston album covers where the city of [TS]

  Boston as a pod is that what that is [TS]

  yeah the city of Boston is a is enclosed [TS]

  city in a glass pod okay and then it [TS]

  blasts off through outer space and I [TS]

  think in the final Boston cover it is [TS]

  revealed that the city of Boston is [TS]

  actually on a giant guitar displacing [TS]

  the last it's a glass pod on a flying [TS]

  space guitar and also explains why the [TS]

  pot has so much compression on it [TS]

  there's a lot of compression someone [TS]

  likes your playthrough a rock man back [TS]

  in the day of course everybody did had a [TS]

  fake ID knockoff rockman I had like a [TS]

  stock plan or something [TS]

  the original Rahman was pretty pretty [TS]

  cool for yes in around document [TS]

  yeah that catalytic cannot plug adapter [TS]

  Reagan the budget directly from Kansas [TS]

  City electronics such as John Stockman [TS]

  is that his name [TS]

  no John's doctor that the guy that a [TS]

  city where bro [TS]

  the Utah Jazz this confused guy that ran [TS]

  a civilization in Vietnam number and [TS]

  marks here and we're running for vice [TS]

  president with ross perot stockdale [TS]

  stockdale right to set up the river he [TS]

  went up the river he went up hard I mean [TS]

  that guy it's a shame that that's our [TS]

  memory of him because that guy he was [TS]

  hard core you know you think he's a [TS]

  crazy man but he's not a crazy man can [TS]

  land a fraction and take a look at you [TS]

  can't land i want to memorize that so [TS]

  that any time I get bad customer service [TS]

  i can go into dennis hopper's monologue [TS]

  apocalypse now i think i've been trying [TS]

  to memorize it for a long time but it is [TS]

  so hopper is so stoned [TS]

  damn it and it's so improvised that I [TS]

  it's very hard to get inside his mind [TS]

  like a unlike Michael Corleone's speech [TS]

  in the italian restaurant before he [TS]

  shoots [TS]

  oh yes I was hopin you know when he was [TS]

  what about this again when he says what [TS]

  I want Carl doesn't guarantee no more [TS]

  attempts on my father's life and then [TS]

  you know it- on the next one with my [TS]

  family sleeps and it looks like it when [TS]

  my family sleeps where my children play [TS]

  with their toys in my arms and that's [TS]

  before he started yelling allied that's [TS]

  not when oh man that's seen it and you [TS]

  know what we have time for this because [TS]

  we got to shorty today but if you ever [TS]

  get a chance to see I only like a couple [TS]

  things on blu-ray and one of them is the [TS]

  godfather trilogy and watch two of them [TS]

  and the documentary about the recent [TS]

  restoration of that is amazing it's [TS]

  amazing what you watch that scene now [TS]

  and you can see he's got tix like his [TS]

  face is quivering in that scene its you [TS]

  would never see that in a shitty print [TS]

  columbia was passing off in the eighties [TS]

  yeah it's a mystery print what do you [TS]

  see [TS]

  no listen as somebody who cares about [TS]

  this bullshit with music it's gonna blow [TS]

  your mind what they did there was not an [TS]

  extant usable negative of the Godfather [TS]

  anymore so what what happened he does [TS]

  get on your stations had to scan it [TS]

  frame-by-frame at 4k like and good [TS]

  looking for x 1080p and go through and [TS]

  like hand like pixel by pixel go and fix [TS]

  it to the original and not and not take [TS]

  out the noise that's the key [TS]

  this is always something like always in [TS]

  certain losses on blu-ray well of course [TS]

  it is dickhead [TS]

  it's generally accepted that are [TS]

  complaining about the blu-ray boys [TS]

  fucking people [TS]

  ok you go back let me go back a minute [TS]

  there I just adjust that body long as [TS]

  large televisions not for myself but for [TS]

  the front of your child a close friend [TS]

  yeah now that my mother of my child is [TS]

  11 months old I figured it was time for [TS]

  her to start to start time for me to [TS]

  introduce her to the director's cut of [TS]

  Blade Runner right and so I bought where [TS]

  I didn't actually buy had a hand in that [TS]

  you thought let's call the final cut of [TS]

  Blade Runner was much better i was [TS]

  present for the purchasing of a very [TS]

  large television and i find it now very [TS]

  distracting to see how ugly people are [TS]

  now that they're blown up so much larger [TS]

  hunting gun O'Brien and Cameron TS Wow [TS]

  Cameron Cameron Diaz let's get popped [TS]

  off course not a good way [TS]

  yeah I have never I i never understood [TS]

  Cameron Diaz I i remember when that [TS]

  movie something about mary came out and [TS]

  everybody was talking about always the [TS]

  funniest movie huh [TS]

  click the kmart Julia Roberts I when I I [TS]

  didn't see it in theaters but as soon as [TS]

  it was available on VHS tape a lady [TS]

  friend of mine at the time and I rented [TS]

  this movie and kinda we lay down lay [TS]

  down in bed facing the you know with our [TS]

  feet on the pillows like facing the [TS]

  television like a Chin's propped up on [TS]

  our hands [TS]

  sweet image on a boy we're gonna watch [TS]

  this really funny romantic comedy that [TS]

  everybody likes so much and the movie [TS]

  came on and I just felt like it was the [TS]

  most it was it's so dead inside so [TS]

  cynical and so unfunny and so so just [TS]

  dead [TS]

  yeah that the image that Cameron Diaz [TS]

  portrayed of what was apparently every [TS]

  guy in America's dream girl [TS]

  it was just so so Ron where I admired [TS]

  the first five minor anything that [TS]

  involves jonathan richman but also i [TS]

  admired the attempt to make a little [TS]

  world like Amy that world was not [TS]

  successful for you but I think the idea [TS]

  of this overly ridiculously generous [TS]

  woman and this guy who calls the retards [TS]

  is is pretty funny I thought that was [TS]

  funny [TS]

  now they're very broad they're very [TS]

  broad much those guys the other broad [TS]

  abroad for me [TS]

  they also made him carry popular which [TS]

  has been [TS]

  really hard on me you know the one movie [TS]

  I ever walked out on was a nice mature [TS]

  for first of all I've already started [TS]

  lying because I walked out on multiple [TS]

  movements a house you start making a [TS]

  list were just guessing but but the the [TS]

  movie that I remember walking out on a [TS]

  rope walking out on where i actually [TS]

  stood up at the at the front of the [TS]

  theater and threw down my kid gloves in [TS]

  disgust and made a point of walking out [TS]

  made a point of stomping my feet as [TS]

  eleven-and-a-half I went out not just in [TS]

  a huff but I was like I was indignant [TS]

  that everyone in the theater didn't get [TS]

  up and follow me like I thought I i [TS]

  thought this is a movie that I'm going [TS]

  to stand up and I'm gonna say gentlemen [TS]

  good as a i'm not going to stand here [TS]

  and listen to you badmouth the United [TS]

  States of America gentleman haha that's [TS]

  a good movie i think we could all stand [TS]

  up and march out to the to the feet from [TS]

  the bridge over the River Kwai and you [TS]

  and then nobody followed me everybody [TS]

  else is like the chewing their cud like [TS]

  a bunch of cows [TS]

  that's why we lost the Cold War [TS]

  attitudes like that it was it was Dick [TS]

  Tracy who is broad Dick Tracy sorry [TS]

  Madonna and then all the makeup there's [TS]

  a lot of makeup [TS]

  oh my god it was and here's the problem [TS]

  here's the thing here's the thing about [TS]

  Dick Tracy I made the terrible mistake [TS]

  this is a long time ago I made a [TS]

  terrible mistake of smoking a joint [TS]

  smoking some marijuana before I want to [TS]

  see this movie who which is usually good [TS]

  usually it like it gets you into the [TS]

  thing but it but the but the being [TS]

  stoned took me completely out of the [TS]

  movie i could not relate to get it done [TS]

  k that acting yeah right exactly that's [TS]

  exactly right [TS]

  it's like watching sex dolls make a [TS]

  movie yeah well i don't think i'd like [TS]

  that at all especially they all looked a [TS]

  little bit different and they looked a [TS]

  little bit like people you knew but like [TS]

  with bigger nose is super shiny it [TS]

  depends on who the costars are on the [TS]

  second text i'm starting to think about [TS]

  sex i am too never seen a lot of dollars [TS]

  ever seen this love doll have seen the [TS]

  love dogs I've never seen one in person [TS]

  intrigued by love dolls I don't know if [TS]

  I want to be with one for a long time [TS]

  but i'd like to just at least meet 1 i'm [TS]

  afraid one day I'm going to go [TS]

  somebody's gonna say like Oh [TS]

  come over to my house I've got some [TS]

  files for your whatever it is that Wow [TS]

  however it is the people and i'm going [TS]

  to open and close it and I'm gonna be at [TS]

  their house and be like hey hang on just [TS]

  a second I got to go in the back room [TS]

  and get the files and I'm gonna be [TS]

  walking around their living room like [TS]

  open doors or whatever as you do and i [TS]

  opened the closet door there's going to [TS]

  be a love doll in there and I'm gonna [TS]

  I'm gonna do not know you don't just [TS]

  like you with a fake beard [TS]

  I'm not gonna go whether to grab her and [TS]

  run into the bathroom real quick and [TS]

  have sex with her and then put her back [TS]

  I i had so many things to ask you this [TS]

  week John that I'm I'm very as I feel [TS]

  like I shouldn't say this but I have so [TS]

  many questions about sex dolls look at [TS]

  the love doll in particular so I mean [TS]

  I'm gonna let you pick I well [TS]

  here--here's the thing that I have been [TS]

  thinking about love dolls that's the [TS]

  thing i recently discovered about love [TS]

  dolls that that they have tried to [TS]

  because people are gonna wonder why I [TS]

  know so much we should explain what I [TS]

  love doll is for the the want the people [TS]

  who are gifted in lucky and fortunate [TS]

  enough to not know what a lot of dollars [TS]

  there have for years been usually as a [TS]

  as a usually a sight gag in a movie [TS]

  involving Steve Guttenberg mean by the [TS]

  great comedy geniuses although his [TS]

  performance in Coon was if you mention [TS]

  that one more time i swear i got our [TS]

  show is over [TS]

  I what I would say to you is this i will [TS]

  say to you just this is called a Segway [TS]

  that the first movie I ever remember [TS]

  walking out of was short circuit [TS]

  oh man well considering it had a robot [TS]

  and Ally Sheedy you i would ruin a [TS]

  short-circuit the robot [TS]

  yeah you know he become so human I'm not [TS]

  gonna sit and listen to people talk [TS]

  about America like that of so for years [TS]

  there have been these jokey things that [TS]

  like you let us step in sex shop is not [TS]

  real over sex [TS]

  well yeah and there they look at the [TS]

  like a beach ball with holes and it's it [TS]

  barely looks like anything the men's [TS]

  super creepy the women was super creepy [TS]

  but the idea was it has this thing that [TS]

  you could put your wiener in and have [TS]

  like a mouth big scary why mouth [TS]

  ok so first couple of places you can put [TS]

  your winner they have anything there was [TS]

  her back to her there was the other area [TS]

  down there [TS]

  yeah and it had a little like a shock of [TS]

  a weird-looking you probably animal hair [TS]

  with a little lady here would be there [TS]

  was a beach ball with some of the shock [TS]

  of vegetable that penetrable and hirsute [TS]

  beach ball [TS]

  right especially the old days that's the [TS]

  only day is yeah so loneliness to point [TS]

  out came along in the late nineties and [TS]

  I first remember this because it was a [TS]

  really pretty website that that we just [TS]

  couldn't stop looking at called love [TS]

  that was actually called love comments [TS]

  still around and you just went there [TS]

  because the website was pretty you just [TS]

  wanted to see you want to see the HTML [TS]

  well like John I have a lot of really [TS]

  weird sex things i like but like the [TS]

  love doll does not ring a lot of those [TS]

  belts out where my three-by-five cards i [TS]

  need to start writing this down like I'm [TS]

  talk about this here the line look love [TS]

  dolls are on 2nite oh no well no that's [TS]

  the thing it's like I would admit to you [TS]

  if there was one of them [TS]

  I'm comfortable talking about this [TS]

  intellectually not good as you're not [TS]

  turned on but you know there's a [TS]

  documentary about this right [TS]

  I didn't know oh yeah i guess it was [TS]

  actually do people have i would say i [TS]

  don't know if there's an opposite of sex [TS]

  against the opposite of sexy st party [TS]

  but i have not looked like the type [TS]

  right now I'm not gonna do that anymore [TS]

  the notion is that the love doll from [TS]

  the get-go day 0 they wanted to make the [TS]

  most frightening Lee lifelike right doll [TS]

  his ex it actually has an inner sort of [TS]

  skeleton Skeletor did kind of like you [TS]

  can bend and mold the liquor everything [TS]

  the skin gives like human skin would [TS]

  give them the finger at knifepoint the [TS]

  landlady holes are extremely detailed [TS]

  it's like something NASA if NASA had to [TS]

  make it nasa had to make a rectum this [TS]

  they would make this is a NASA style [TS]

  rectum and AJ I think that there are [TS]

  people who listen to this podcast who [TS]

  work for NASA my life I got to be [TS]

  content i ride ticket and holy shit [TS]

  homie day i'm sorry i'll cut that out is [TS]

  he doesn't he doesn't listen to this [TS]

  podcast is I know by now [TS]

  well the elbow it's embarrassing to hear [TS]

  something I kind of arms now I'm [TS]

  starting to think about a NASA made [TS]

  rectum [TS]

  well think about this velcro there are [TS]

  probably a lot of people said don't [TS]

  bother right like tang they probably [TS]

  said you burn cycles on this and now [TS]

  today we have a better lifestyle because [TS]

  tags no longer popular but we still have [TS]

  velcro backing a long time the other [TS]

  thing now if I know what's interesting [TS]

  kind [TS]

  dad fucking damnit i don't even know [TS]

  where to start with this time let's and [TS]

  let's get through the big parts the skin [TS]

  feels and again we all know what the [TS]

  uncanny valley is which is essentially [TS]

  things have you seen one another but [TS]

  everybody says the same thing there [TS]

  currently are so creepy really they're [TS]

  not real [TS]

  I can you know there's an FAQ has a [TS]

  thing on how to make her skin warm it's [TS]

  totally creepy [TS]

  internet giant microwave or something [TS]

  because gotta love microwave it's very [TS]

  large and address is right is the loved [TS]

  it loved all uncanny valley problem [TS]

  k which is that they have addressed now [TS]

  loved all the love doll people loved a [TS]

  link has addressed the uncanny valley [TS]

  like it there by making a new version of [TS]

  love dolls wield all fuck real doll for [TS]

  real dollars i really like i do that [TS]

  version of real dollars God which are [TS]

  less realistic and more cartoony exactly [TS]

  what I was gonna say oh yeah good luck [TS]

  getting along the ones now right you can [TS]

  get crazy ones that look like manga [TS]

  cartoons [TS]

  ok let's play like cosplay looking and [TS]

  people are super psyched about these and [TS]

  it has addressed the problem of like I [TS]

  have a dead rubber girl in my club now [TS]

  Jonathan rubber girl you have a you have [TS]

  a fetish item you have a cartoon like a [TS]

  cartoon rabbit like its it appeals to [TS]

  people who are like first since I was a [TS]

  friends who are furries they're not [TS]

  having sex with a rubber rabbit girl [TS]

  that's not weird at a dead girl looking [TS]

  guys [TS]

  oh my god the guys have all look like [TS]

  god John wait [TS]

  well here's the thing from the dummies [TS]

  think about guys is the guys are ugly [TS]

  even realize Iran [TS]

  Oh criminy John don't have enough you're [TS]

  looking at this one looks at one looks a [TS]

  lot like post plastic surgery Bruce [TS]

  Jenner uh not get on with what I mean [TS]

  right now is vintage Porsches ok i just [TS]

  have a bunch of vintage portions up on [TS]

  my boy gallery that's when you want to [TS]

  look at [TS]

  ok so let's get this get past this right [TS]

  according to I guess according to what i [TS]

  have read these these dolls which are [TS]

  made for you to put your penis in and do [TS]

  other things with you can dress them up [TS]

  in doing this on them you don't have to [TS]

  put it in and do whatever you want it's [TS]

  yours now you bought it right exactly [TS]

  it comes in this well speaking arrives [TS]

  in this big box [TS]

  and it'sit's very well cared for you [TS]

  gotta see we gotta look up this this [TS]

  documentary I forget what it's called [TS]

  I'm sorry got the name offer for [TS]

  everybody who works at real-time sorry [TS]

  no disrespect to work if anybody is [TS]

  listening to this podcast works a real [TS]

  doll and you want to send trial Real [TS]

  Dolls I'm to John and send some money [TS]

  masters she was like at what you like [TS]

  that you know John I don't like a [TS]

  ping-pong here but you got a lot of [TS]

  options here i'm sure you can get you [TS]

  get asian people get you could get like [TS]

  a you get relegated an african-american [TS]

  lady with blonde hair and like kinda [TS]

  like chinese lady eyes [TS]

  well here's the here's the thing here's [TS]

  the thing this is the problem I like [TS]

  girls who have a good kind of have a big [TS]

  know the Jewish you want to just like I [TS]

  liked I like garlic Judy girls who and [TS]

  that is a thing that they uh that no no [TS]

  one in the fantasy girl manufacturing [TS]

  business two main issues from this week [TS]

  thinks that that is a UH think that that [TS]

  is an advantage right they're all trying [TS]

  to put look perky little noses on girls [TS]

  this and and they don't they don't [TS]

  feeling you want you want you want [TS]

  tapping against you want to feel punk [TS]

  punk punk you want hitting your lower [TS]

  abdomen my write-up model top of the [TS]

  fantasy girl manufacturing with industry [TS]

  or business with an industry industry [TS]

  industry i'm making some industry [TS]

  because that's terrible that's a Shonda [TS]

  you should let them know that they could [TS]

  make a lot more do I look at this new [TS]

  route linking the cyber little signal [TS]

  over here in the middle east yes be [TS]

  buying real dolls if they just had ones [TS]

  that had a little bit of more of a [TS]

  because I considered a law i think it is [TS]

  considered a law because no no no [TS]

  animals were killed to make a rule so [TS]

  the rabbi was there when they put the [TS]

  ladies JJ on that could conceivably get [TS]

  the K on and maybe get a to maybe get a [TS]

  Jewish has big gain a circle I'm not a [TS]

  circle k place but you know what I'm [TS]

  saying [TS]

  well I'm sure there's someone there [TS]

  someone in dubai there's some like I'm [TS]

  not remain me there's some guy in [TS]

  tomorrow some some mom in dubai who has [TS]

  issued a fatwa on an effect was not [TS]

  always negative doesn't shoot a proper [TS]

  positive flaw like it's like a [TS]

  suggestion box nice job that's like I [TS]

  think that this passes i think the [TS]

  Prophet Muhammad would have [TS]

  root of this this dead girl photo so i [TS]

  don't like it i guess i have to imagine [TS]

  there are precious few men who are [TS]

  anywhere between browsing you know just [TS]

  kind of browsing casually to collecting [TS]

  these whoever besma rubber girl that'd [TS]

  be a pretty song [TS]

  well this is dead rubber girl yeah it's [TS]

  a dead milkmen nothing i'm at a girl and [TS]

  she was shiny on her skin is there is a [TS]

  hygiene if you're listening you know [TS]

  that you know that somebody from from [TS]

  from the banned list or show i'm very [TS]

  excited because that's a band i really [TS]

  like a lot [TS]

  well i know i do too and I did not [TS]

  realize that oh no this is the kind of [TS]

  thing i'm facing now is realizing the [TS]

  people we know listen to the show and [TS]

  freaks me out and it's just super nice [TS]

  you have got to fix that bug her people [TS]

  bug here's the thing right now one less [TS]

  day I'm saying that in the entire side [TS]

  well there's not one link in the side [TS]

  rail I don't want to click I don't click [TS]

  on female realdoll female to male real [TS]

  doll doll closet i'm so not clicking on [TS]

  that was exactly what was that be great [TS]

  name for a bar we had real dolls [TS]

  you know i mean you can meet us there [TS]

  anything that's right there money at [TS]

  some other point that it was big money [TS]

  to pretend the defense but here's the [TS]

  thing here's the thing about a real doll [TS]

  locations was the last one time I want [TS]

  i'm a friend of mine was like he needed [TS]

  to help a friend move his something or [TS]

  couch or something and he was like hey [TS]

  will you come help me help me move this [TS]

  couch for this guy and I said yeah of [TS]

  course and we got in his car we drove [TS]

  over to this neighborhood that I never [TS]

  went to and here's this guy super nice [TS]

  guy [TS]

  we're hanging out and we're gonna move [TS]

  his couch for him and it too and then it [TS]

  turns out he has a cockatiel right he [TS]

  has a big white cockatoo like burning at [TS]

  redbird yeah and so I'm fascinated by [TS]

  this Bernie brings the burden i'm like [TS]

  oh my god this bird is so amazing in the [TS]

  bird gets on my finger and I'm i feel [TS]

  like i'm really getting to know the bird [TS]

  and the bird is getting to know me we're [TS]

  really it's a smart bird were [TS]

  interacting with each other [TS]

  we're having a moment right and the guy [TS]

  is remarking on it like wow he doesn't [TS]

  usually like other people and this bird [TS]

  is it my bird is really like [TS]

  he digs you man like yeah your birthday [TS]

  to me and I take your bird and we're [TS]

  kind of where we're looking at each [TS]

  other we're looking at each other's eyes [TS]

  and that and the bird leans down and [TS]

  kinda like gently grabs onto my lip with [TS]

  his with his beak but he's being very [TS]

  gentle and I'm like this is this is nice [TS]

  he's he's giving me a kid at first I was [TS]

  scared for now it's kind of let lift and [TS]

  then the bird slips me the tone on man [TS]

  bird puts his talk confidently well yeah [TS]

  like a kiss and I went haha wow weird [TS]

  and the guy the bird owner gets all bent [TS]

  out of shape and he's like hey man why [TS]

  you kissing my bird [TS]

  y-you french kissing my bird dude and [TS]

  he's pissed off and I'm like I didn't [TS]

  French kiss your bird your face me I'll [TS]

  just please understand i was young i was [TS]

  holding them on my finger and looking [TS]

  him in the eye and he pitches out he's [TS]

  like he gives me a little blue tongue in [TS]

  the mouth and the guys like give me my [TS]

  bird back and it gets the bird is like [TS]

  you know why don't you guys get out of [TS]

  here like I don't even want you to move [TS]

  my couch and he literally kicks us out [TS]

  of his place we didn't do it we didn't [TS]

  do the favor that we came to do and as [TS]

  we drive off he's standing there on the [TS]

  street like like kissing his bird and [TS]

  all all hacked off of me because I was [TS]

  like ghosts a copy to feel or whatever [TS]

  and i was i was both offended and a [TS]

  little disgusted when i realized that i [TS]

  probably had salmonella at this point [TS]

  but I feel like the problem with a real [TS]

  doll is the same thing you if you [TS]

  because these things are not inexpensive [TS]

  know but I'm gonna get the sense that [TS]

  there's a lot of craftsmanship and so [TS]

  you buy one of these things you dress it [TS]

  up you interact with you spend a lot of [TS]

  time with it and then some guys come [TS]

  over to move your couch and you're like [TS]

  I want you to meet somebody like you [TS]

  could you almost couldn't help you gotta [TS]

  watch this you gotta watch this movie [TS]

  its kind of actually it's sweet in its [TS]

  way that it's there there's these a lot [TS]

  of these guys sure there's like that [TS]

  definitely somewhat sexual component to [TS]

  it there forever alone [TS]

  these guys that determines that a hyphen [TS]

  it forever alone who afraid that that is [TS]

  an internet meme ok but the young people [TS]

  that from for chance I'll see I'm not [TS]

  supposed to talk about it okay [TS]

  I appreciate that trying to figure this [TS]

  out cause I may have something here that [TS]

  merits some funding and possibly some [TS]

  kind of a series let's see okay sorry [TS]

  Sam but in this case I just want you to [TS]

  know they're made down by LA so if you [TS]

  look around we could go to the factory [TS]

  you can get a factor to her just one [TS]

  should do that it's just I I'm trying to [TS]

  all I'm trying to in advance figure out [TS]

  what the etiquette is if somebody [TS]

  introduces you to there right there dead [TS]

  rubber girl do you put your tongue in [TS]

  her mouth [TS]

  I no not you know what else has been in [TS]

  her mouth [TS]

  I mean what did you put her hair do you [TS]

  how do you interact that's a real it's a [TS]

  really good question but i think i think [TS]

  the first watch want to be clear that i [TS]

  can I do apologize to the people of real [TS]

  doll trade marketing was the same time [TS]

  Marcus one of those fake cities in [TS]

  California San Marcos unreal [TS]

  scent-marking that's obviously made-up [TS]

  they said they are the industry leader [TS]

  since 1996 of the industry leader [TS]

  yeah well that's that's that's a big [TS]

  vertical space i guess it [TS]

  they're just they're just talking all [TS]

  the other dead rubber girl manufacturing [TS]

  oh yeah because 3s yeah yeah exactly [TS]

  faked all [TS]

  yeah uh haha where the mcdonalds fuck [TS]

  dolls now listen I have a feeling there [TS]

  are places that are priced flora that we [TS]

  could go to where we could get a lot of [TS]

  extremely specific tests but here's what [TS]

  I'm gonna say I'm gonna say it's gonna [TS]

  be like a combination of being [TS]

  introduced to somebody's younger than [TS]

  she should be girlfriend not underage [TS]

  but you know like old guy with lady in [TS]

  her twenties kind of thing like meeting [TS]

  her like to be that guy wonder you know [TS]

  combined with a siamese cat and maybe a [TS]

  nice car like I think all of the things [TS]

  that you would observe [TS]

  ok so in other words don't say she has [TS]

  nice tits don't put your hands in her [TS]

  mouth and don't start rubbing the [TS]

  upholstery I think that's the kind of [TS]

  thing somebody would respect you come in [TS]

  you treat you treat my real dollars [TS]

  respect just like you treat me and I [TS]

  think the problem is that birth at Birth [TS]

  sounds I I don't know a lot of guys you [TS]

  know i'm not an alien sex expert John [TS]

  but i think that that bird might have [TS]

  been a little bit bird promiscuous or at [TS]

  least let these human curious [TS]

  I you know after all after I was a few [TS]

  miles down the road I thought maybe the [TS]

  bird was maybe that was a crime [TS]

  for help maybe the person get me out of [TS]

  here i'm imagining one of those [TS]

  sequences were like suddenly because you [TS]

  can get the bird out of your mind a [TS]

  little bit of tongue is very slowly stop [TS]

  stop you're still tasty bird seed [TS]

  cockatiel okok 237 bird this was the [TS]

  birth back anything they've been [TS]

  together [TS]

  yeah sure but I did I didn't do it [TS]

  cytokines are fried and even know what [TS]

  gender the bird was taken with that [TS]

  could have been a totally gay experience [TS]

  that I had with that bird it depends the [TS]

  idea said beyond it being a french [TS]

  kissing I think stipulated that if you [TS]

  fuck something dead that the same gender [TS]

  as you are it's not a gay thing [TS]

  now what about what about an animal that [TS]

  we talk i mean we got into this a little [TS]

  bit right okay and what's this weekend [TS]

  remember those guys that were down here [TS]

  in woodinville that we're going out in [TS]

  the middle of the night and having sex [TS]

  with horses and then one guy got he died [TS]

  can essentially well I i can't say how [TS]

  much a horse can consent to having sex [TS]

  with a guy with the taps twice and Cara [TS]

  that hurts [TS]

  hey one of the guys guys guys just not [TS]

  you like carrots the horse was the horse [TS]

  was having sex with him and Andy he [TS]

  broke something on his inside on the [TS]

  horses in science on the man's insides [TS]

  of the horse he was the man in in this [TS]

  scenario the horse he was the man [TS]

  character they call that whore stopping [TS]

  and the human man was the lady character [TS]

  and and it broke something him and he [TS]

  said I think that they were videotaping [TS]

  it because that's what you do you don't [TS]

  want to be having you don't want to let [TS]

  this moment go undocumented and the guy [TS]

  said Oh something just is wrong now and [TS]

  they raised him to the hospital paint [TS]

  horses have three large penises [TS]

  I believe that's true i have i have its [TS]

  there's not even a word close accidental [TS]

  animals they sure are i think i think [TS]

  this generally proportional thing [TS]

  you know what I'm going to say this all [TS]

  I'm gonna say is I you know I think if [TS]

  you make yourself a lady horse I think I [TS]

  don't say you get what you have coming [TS]

  because god bless you anybody who's [TS]

  happy doing what they're doing at the [TS]

  horses into it i think they were hoping [TS]

  that they got what was comin right but [TS]

  it i think you're right if you make [TS]

  yourself a lady horse it is on you [TS]

  literally the burden is on you right to [TS]

  not die from being a lady whore you [TS]

  think you would call the next day waited [TS]

  you know i think it's a it's a thing [TS]

  where the owner of the horse did not [TS]

  approve this sounds like we could be [TS]

  getting into something tell mudak notice [TS]

  seeking around but well this is [TS]

  something like this is the condition a [TS]

  lot of complexity in this and I think [TS]

  because it did you just say no offense [TS]

  as though I would be offended by you [TS]

  making it might be something went from [TS]

  there might be something in the pen took [TS]

  i'm not sure but i think this is the [TS]

  kind of thing where whether or not you [TS]

  agree with this matter whether you want [TS]

  think being a lady horses ethical [TS]

  regardless of your religious background [TS]

  I don't wanna get into religion I think [TS]

  there are people that would have this [TS]

  discussion about about about some of [TS]

  these very things valentine's day is [TS]

  Valentine's Day something I need to do [TS]

  assuming you are not killed by the horse [TS]

  that's fucking you what is the [TS]

  obligation of that horse did that horse [TS]

  internet freely have what the judge [TS]

  Wapner is called a meeting of the minds [TS]

  I think these are these are things you [TS]

  think about because you know there's a [TS]

  lot of stuff happening in the world [TS]

  today John and I think I think we're [TS]

  going to be facing more and more of the [TS]

  lady horse type situations necklace is [TS]

  necklace movie [TS]

  no compliment yeah I I don't know a lot [TS]

  about horses [TS]

  although my cousin runs a horse [TS]

  rehabilitation clinic outside of Austin [TS]

  yeah but in my mind that existed even [TS]

  drinking no no not for alcoholic courses [TS]

  for like racehorses and thoroughbred [TS]

  horse alcohol so like that's later on [TS]

  that date for the racing no no it's that [TS]

  they get hurt okay but you don't get [TS]

  used to a horse would get hurt and you [TS]

  shoot it because that because it was the [TS]

  old west and and that's what you did in [TS]

  the Old West if something you didn't [TS]

  know what to do something he shot it but [TS]

  now they have other they can do other [TS]

  things they can get the horse they can [TS]

  make a six-million-dollar horse that's [TS]

  better faster stronger then obviously [TS]

  the scene with a skirt and that's going [TS]

  to describing to the parts where he'd be [TS]

  able to do now [TS]

  and for another thing i did not write [TS]

  this is against my better judgment you [TS]

  now have a bionic horsecock yeah super [TS]

  an antenna I'm but I but my my [TS]

  experience of horses is that if you if [TS]

  you make yourself a lady horse for a [TS]

  horse and the following day you don't [TS]

  know what to get them [TS]

  alfalfa haha a horse will always [TS]

  appreciate a bouquet of alfalfa and it [TS]

  and it really works for any situation it [TS]

  works if they're recovering from [TS]

  six-million-dollar horse surgeries for [TS]

  success if you were a lady horse for the [TS]

  night before in here wish I the next day [TS]

  alfalfa I I know your link i just way [TS]

  too early i don't think i don't think [TS]

  horses contrived in the same way that [TS]

  people do I think horses like dogs which [TS]

  people also liked to be fucked by I [TS]

  think I think horse snorts is mainly [TS]

  want to please us they weren't feel [TS]

  useful like border collies their earnest [TS]

  earnest animals [TS]

  yeah and so I I don't know see this is [TS]

  the problem now i feel like i'm outside [TS]

  I'm outside my element and i'm going to [TS]

  say things that are gonna get me in [TS]

  trouble but I don't think horses [TS]

  overthink this stuff but the other [TS]

  problems horses don't have phones at [TS]

  least not in the same way that we do [TS]

  right maybe that could be on the [TS]

  facebook or something [TS]

  this is very complicated today John i [TS]

  said this before but i think the [TS]

  valentine's Day is a test I think it's a [TS]

  way to find out what somebody really [TS]

  thinks about you and I personally we can [TS]

  I just say like a lady horsing aside i [TS]

  think i would love to be in a [TS]

  relationship where was that clear that [TS]

  when we love each other we have for sex [TS]

  and then give each other alpha with [TS]

  could you can you think back over the [TS]

  last 20 years how much simpler [TS]

  everything would be if i could have just [TS]

  given a bouquet of alfalfa and [TS]

  everything would be right there so many [TS]

  garter belts I want to take back here's [TS]

  the thing about domesticated horse you [TS]

  remember that a horse does not is not [TS]

  automatically domesticated horses is [TS]

  free in the wind and you have to break [TS]

  the horse horse of course you have [TS]

  haha you have to put a saddle on the [TS]

  horse and make the horse learn to like [TS]

  it and ok now you get into my territory [TS]

  in that sense i saw i saw an ad at the [TS]

  albertsons isolate the albertsons [TS]

  probably six weeks ago dressed up in her [TS]

  getting ready to ride a horse outfit [TS]

  oh and I almost my car flipped over my [TS]

  kitchen is just a pile of like girls [TS]

  like groceries and goldfish crackers and [TS]

  soups oriented because because she had a [TS]

  riding crop and I know whenever the [TS]

  crowd part of it just does pants do [TS]

  something two ladies behind [TS]

  yeah you know I'm a big behind guy make [TS]

  it seem wider as with the day that they [TS]

  make it seem well cared for those are [TS]

  expensive pants and a woman in a pant [TS]

  parents like that yes it has an [TS]

  expensive bottom you know it's a very [TS]

  expensive bottom and you know what [TS]

  that's the lady who sought them some [TS]

  things through [TS]

  you don't just fucking show up at [TS]

  albertsons in in the giant boots and [TS]

  then the tight pants and a little hat [TS]

  you just do that that's crazy [TS]

  she knows what she's doing yeah like I'm [TS]

  sexy nervous like fuck that this is this [TS]

  is this is the real thing that now i [TS]

  want to cover more thing she's been to [TS]

  the Korean spa and had a lady tweeze [TS]

  every last little little piece of downy [TS]

  fur out of her bottom [TS]

  did you get that from horse always talk [TS]

  about bleaching know her own down if [TS]

  ever came out just thinking get your [TS]

  butt bleach know about that I didn't [TS]

  know about that [TS]

  okay here's the thing that one thing i [TS]

  want to close the door close the hole on [TS]

  the real thing here's the thing [TS]

  now you when you go in I haven't got to [TS]

  I'm really I gotta be honest with you I [TS]

  look at a lot of terrifying things on [TS]

  the internet but I'm there's so many of [TS]

  these links I'm not clicking on just [TS]

  because I can't write but if memory [TS]

  serves this is a this is like what this [TS]

  is like buying a pc in the late nineties [TS]

  you go in and you give them a lot of [TS]

  specificity about what you're looking [TS]

  for if memory serves down to things like [TS]

  fingernails like you don't want that [TS]

  creepy French manicure thing right like [TS]

  I don't know I think maybe when you [TS]

  choose the body types on i can't say i [TS]

  give abyss creations of San Marcos [TS]

  California a lot of credit because [TS]

  because they put the power in the hands [TS]

  of the horse man here I hope they [TS]

  sponsor us after this i would like to i [TS]

  would like to get if not a free dollar [TS]

  at least some money on something like [TS]

  you might like to least get one he's got [TS]

  one of these ladies to spin [TS]

  you know what take around the block who [TS]

  I'm not going to deny it [TS]

  Iran curious i think that i would have [TS]

  some remorse i think the next day I [TS]

  would show up with a with some alfalfa [TS]

  and try and yeah smooth it over [TS]

  that's right shine the saddle but not [TS]

  know if I could set you know what I [TS]

  don't know what you like in bed always [TS]

  been as Gentiles and remanding have you [TS]

  ever met a man who cared about a woman's [TS]

  manicure that is that is an example of a [TS]

  thing that women do for one another [TS]

  I i can't i can't see how I was like oh [TS]

  your fingernails [TS]

  oh my god when i get this real doll I'm [TS]

  gonna have I'm gonna have a I'm gonna [TS]

  get her fingernails a certain way like I [TS]

  certainly I have never looked at a [TS]

  woman's fingernails and thoughts really [TS]

  good cricket bat for me okay i think i [TS]

  think there is a i can personally to [TS]

  answer questions i don't think i have [TS]

  but i think there's this whole [TS]

  constellation ok so there's all the [TS]

  bullshit that every move likes what i [TS]

  wanted to have boobs and then is on the [TS]

  other side which is like I want her to [TS]

  have a prosthetic leg and be named Amy [TS]

  me right and then all between the song [TS]

  she just flipped the switch is re [TS]

  actually Amy I was at the store for that [TS]

  importantly the day she got a new one [TS]

  here at the prosthetic limb prophetic [TS]

  prosthetic limb store is called the [TS]

  plaintiff is colliding with my suddenly [TS]

  speaking like Elmer fuck off Amy Amy [TS]

  seven stumptown holster laughs it's [TS]

  actually neighborhood in that pic no [TS]

  it's called Portland stumptown a [TS]

  Portland used to be called stumptown [TS]

  it's alright it was almost a really good [TS]

  joke right [TS]

  yeah that was a great job and moving on [TS]

  the here's the thing i was just a little [TS]

  too smart [TS]

  yeah okay that's it nice to meet you [TS]

  would have said the the the thing about [TS]

  this is uh yes yes absolutely there's a [TS]

  continuum right and there's in between [TS]

  you could call it somewhere between a [TS]

  preference in a fetish and I think like [TS]

  the fetish folks have a pretty good idea [TS]

  of what they're looking for [TS]

  we're not always an easy time getting it [TS]

  but like you know the further off on the [TS]

  continuum you are like the tougher that [TS]

  maybe I think I killed all comes in [TS]

  handy there because i think actually [TS]

  network you its kind of gives you an [TS]

  idea of like if you're going to that was [TS]

  a pretty good job i want to get this [TS]

  right [TS]

  well I think they can you can get a kind [TS]

  of handy i think i was like i like how [TS]

  much can I like choke my doll may [TS]

  you gotta break ok alright i couldn't [TS]

  thank you [TS]

  how much can i took my dog do so with [TS]

  the gods later okay with a particularly [TS]

  chocobo the faq number 12 how much [TS]

  weight can the doll support one sentence [TS]

  real dollars can safely support over 400 [TS]

  back and I'm sure I swear to you i'm [TS]

  sure they're guys who have read that [TS]

  make you have gone only 400 pounds darn [TS]

  14 tell me more about the dolls entries [TS]

  what is the range of dice wasn't better [TS]

  Judas Priest record haha what is the [TS]

  range of the dolls joints may give me a [TS]

  couple more gonna come up can a real [TS]

  dogs fingers closed and grip the hand [TS]

  each that's the Handy we were talking [TS]

  yep there's a lot there's a lot in your [TS]

  home against there's lots of stuff in [TS]

  here stuff whereas we are hemorrhaging [TS]

  listeners right now by the way [TS]

  yeah so many people city point you bring [TS]

  up a really really excellent point [TS]

  though and now we're getting into like [TS]

  anthropology is the thing like okay so i [TS]

  think you're right i think there are [TS]

  some things like let's be honest like [TS]

  mostly things like hairstyles definitely [TS]

  things like general style of dress [TS]

  things like what how you know Steve [TS]

  manicures but how you choose to do [TS]

  things like keeping those like you know [TS]

  like like do you wear a scarf [TS]

  do you have this kind of backpack i [TS]

  think it's a whole bunch of stuff that [TS]

  is like a very much a woman's way like a [TS]

  man's way same is like a man would have [TS]

  like an expensive thing like you're in a [TS]

  nice thing or a signifying thing I think [TS]

  there are people who buy iphones because [TS]

  they want to be somebody who bought an [TS]

  iphone but I think there's a lot of [TS]

  things were yes it could be a telegraph [TS]

  to two other people and I think I think [TS]

  like there's a lot of cute girls [TS]

  important i bought a telegraph absolute [TS]

  em see that was a smart little too smart [TS]

  for once and there's a lot like really [TS]

  really cute ladies in portland I [TS]

  realized that like would never would [TS]

  have anything to do with me but I [TS]

  respect that [TS]

  yeah and its kind can i get customized [TS]

  lobby and nipples as faq number one [TS]

  abhiya yes we are able to do customized [TS]

  genitalia and nipples your pronunciation [TS]

  of certain things is one of the great [TS]

  joys for me [TS]

  whatever i would like to write them and [TS]

  just say could I get salami nipples [TS]

  now you're misunderstanding me yeah no [TS]

  sir I don't [TS]

  mr. game you cannot be so many levels [TS]

  did she call with the lampshade the [TS]

  thing about girls in portland according [TS]

  to this book this them a lot of cute [TS]

  girls in portland well there are but [TS]

  Portland the used to be at least and I [TS]

  think this is still true about it it was [TS]

  that it was the place where punk rock [TS]

  and hippie perfectly Mel great way to [TS]

  put it [TS]

  so that every punk rock girl is about [TS]

  forty percent hippie and every hippie [TS]

  girl is about forty percent punk rock [TS]

  but so often it works it shouldn't work [TS]

  but it shouldn't work at all but it [TS]

  works amazingly so you're driving around [TS]

  here like oh look at that stinky but [TS]

  you're like alright with she's kind of [TS]

  punk and so hot and then you look over [TS]

  here like all that punk girl in here oh [TS]

  wait but she's kind of hippie like it's [TS]

  it's so works and and girl after girl [TS]

  after girl and I've never been to [TS]

  another place in the universe where [TS]

  where the the culture so perfectly [TS]

  combines these two generally disgusting [TS]

  a sort of sort of stylistic and [TS]

  lifestyle choices and and melds it into [TS]

  something that's so appealing [TS]

  yeah in a way that is if I may say [TS]

  organic like it doesn't seem like you [TS]

  just slap into things together you know [TS]

  I mean rights [TS]

  ya know it's absolutely organic right [TS]

  it's like these girls all but you seen [TS]

  people in portland like ladies that you [TS]

  be like say oh that's a very attractive [TS]

  woman like you say like she's very [TS]

  attractive right well this is this is [TS]

  the old idea in your head i went to a [TS]

  different town and the girls are all [TS]

  cute problem [TS]

  well here's the thing if you guys on [TS]

  cisco there are so many cute girls and [TS]

  services you don't even want to do with [TS]

  yourself especially if you just been to [TS]

  LA [TS]

  oh my god that's like that's like that's [TS]

  like real dolls and cars which is a [TS]

  great Buzzcocks song okay here's the [TS]

  problem now under customs also fake you [TS]

  number five can you sculpt a custom [TS]

  header likeness from a photo [TS]

  o course they can the longer one much [TS]

  longer question number 6 under customers [TS]

  can have a doll made of a celebrity [TS]

  model or my ex-girlfriend if i bring a [TS]

  driver's license to you can you make the [TS]

  real doll that looks just like the [TS]

  person in the drivers have been a lot of [TS]

  guys wanted to go to the next step [TS]

  which would be cloning which is that if [TS]

  i can bring the sock that I stole can [TS]

  you can start with the foot obviously if [TS]

  i bring some garbage that i found didn't [TS]

  buy anything by a foot to fuck that you [TS]

  know there's fuckable feet you can buy [TS]

  not only did i know this but I saw one [TS]

  on the internet the other day not just [TS]

  it's not just it's not a lifelike foot [TS]

  then you that you are [TS]

  frottage engaging it's a foot that has a [TS]

  vagina in it [TS]

  I haven't seen that that's a good idea [TS]

  it's a foot and then ok but on the [TS]

  bottom of the foot there's actually a an [TS]

  orifice which doesn't look like any [TS]

  offices you've seen before is it looks [TS]

  like an office that I have seen in other [TS]

  locations [TS]

  I mean it like this i know i have never [TS]

  seen one with a with a with the orifice [TS]

  on the bodies in front door back door [TS]

  it's a front door the front door and [TS]

  it's an enlightened or in a disembodied [TS]

  foot which part which part of the fake [TS]

  rubber foot like it's on your foot and [TS]

  the energy one because old say giant be [TS]

  sold in China as you would say the lobby [TS]

  area is on the soul of the of the foot [TS]

  of the Dead what a great by the way one [TS]

  of the great rejected titles for an [TS]

  outgoing records all vagina and so the [TS]

  thing that I think we still have not [TS]

  fully established is that this is a [TS]

  bespoke fate so we get your term right [TS]

  this is a bespoke it up you do get the [TS]

  pic i was writing this your free [TS]

  discussion and I don't derail but it's a [TS]

  very important question so yes on the [TS]

  continuum on the one side you got really [TS]

  don't want to get derailed from this ma [TS]

  I you know what I'm John we've been [TS]

  friends for several years and i have to [TS]

  tell you I never I'd very some think [TS]

  ahead I'm just very happy to just do [TS]

  things with you as you know but like [TS]

  it's hard for me to think of a [TS]

  non-obvious topic that needs deeper [TS]

  penetration in this issue i think we can [TS]

  talk about music we store going to have [TS]

  our Paul McCartney shows i'm gonna [TS]

  bullshit the anybody could guess boy [TS]

  generally gonna talk about toilet paper [TS]

  and food let me go fucking get my anyway [TS]

  so here's the many of my toilet paper [TS]

  and fruit so i can that's why along well [TS]

  that's alright that's right there's a [TS]

  lot of customization available you can [TS]

  get the kind of hair you want to stop [TS]

  this in a minute by trying to scare you [TS]

  can't let me let me know yes now please [TS]

  jump in [TS]

  let me ask here it is what you're saying [TS]

  is it is impossible [TS]

  want to buy a stock realdoll you have to [TS]

  make a custom rules you're going to make [TS]

  me click on things you can't just buy [TS]

  like version a you have to say i want i [TS]

  want with no you're not getting off that [TS]

  easy buddy [TS]

  I want Angelina Jolie lips and i want i [TS]

  want to challenge [TS]

  charlize theron such oh my spirit our [TS]

  King god I'm so sorry I've done breaking [TS]

  all my rules defined i'm typing I'm [TS]

  looking at the internet and i'm sending [TS]

  you a link in the robot I'm sorry [TS]

  portions here I don't whatever her name [TS]

  is you can buy the here's the thing you [TS]

  get a standard female with all three [TS]

  entries first of all from now on I'm [TS]

  calling all of the penetrable lady parts [TS]

  entries holy my goodness that's six [TS]

  thousand dollars for that almost 5999 [TS]

  now scroll down you can get elf ears [TS]

  front if you don't keep going keep going [TS]

  to be in tears skin tone skin tone skin [TS]

  tones expression of cases that looks [TS]

  like tawny kitaen I was sure does what [TS]

  she's the one married to one married the [TS]

  guy in Journey oh I was a tiny Kane tiny [TS]

  tiny can contain me and was married to [TS]

  the guy from whitesnake David Coverdale [TS]

  shemale doll [TS]

  yeah yeah good now John can just be [TS]

  clear that what you're watching a look [TS]

  at the first times under option a [TS]

  detachable penis [TS]

  oh my god that's the king missile song [TS]

  detachable promote detachable penis you [TS]

  know it's disappointing show everyone [TS]

  200 that's a modest matches the worst i [TS]

  don't regret from from yeah that's his [TS]

  names like John Donne faces on the same [TS]

  doctor dr. Phil what the username San [TS]

  Francisco he seems nice but what you're [TS]

  saying the modest mouse was the most [TS]

  disappointing rock show you've ever been [TS]

  to [TS]

  yep I don't want to get derailed from [TS]

  the shemale real doll but what happened [TS]

  to the modest mouse concert i hope they [TS]

  were high because I hope they were out [TS]

  there either high or I hope they were [TS]

  mad about craft services because I've [TS]

  never been to any more phoned in fucking [TS]

  show in my entire life this is nineteen [TS]

  ninety seven or eight seals around the [TS]

  real size of the real west highway west [TS]

  what the fuck's that they had that they [TS]

  were there huffing modeling glue at that [TS]

  point but they are guys from them you [TS]

  don't you know I i can i can enjoy a lot [TS]

  of things John I like a lot of different [TS]

  kinds of music you know I don't like a [TS]

  low show because I don't like being [TS]

  shushed and being told to sit [TS]

  indian-style yeah I want to go to a low [TS]

  show I mean shush to two different [TS]

  locations for a permanently attached [TS]

  penis with testicles but no vagina add [TS]

  seven hundred and fifty dollars for your [TS]

  order [TS]

  can I just ask is there is there [TS]

  anything to be lost by making it [TS]

  detachable because it seems to me that [TS]

  you know you've got options now let me [TS]

  ask you this when you detach it what do [TS]

  you have there is it is it a bolt is an [TS]

  entry but he has a question then you [TS]

  know you can change you can change to a [TS]

  different size penis attachment [TS]

  additionally this attachment for [TS]

  tutoring for Johnny being cynical about [TS]

  this there are stairs so much to this [TS]

  that we're not taking into account we're [TS]

  coming in and we're just making jokes [TS]

  about this this is flexibility this is [TS]

  what your ability absence see is [TS]

  permanently attached penis no testicles [TS]

  but with the vagina intact and that cost [TS]

  a thousand dollars [TS]

  oh and that's what Jamie Jamie Lee [TS]

  Curtis kind deal you have ever you have [TS]

  every option then can I get you to click [TS]

  on female realdoll to the left rail [TS]

  alright that is not what I'm impressed [TS]

  with his custom skin tones you probably [TS]

  already there are you already there you [TS]

  can get a blue doll what no I all sizes [TS]

  yet you're in the moment with the label [TS]

  realdoll to is what you're so funny you [TS]

  say that cause I've developed a crush on [TS]

  a blue lady in Star Wars needs that name [TS]

  is all whether your name is at Ayla Ayla [TS]

  sakura she and the ischemia could [TS]

  cantina scene are you talking about one [TS]

  of the non-canonical Star Wars no no [TS]

  it's canonical well as canonical in the [TS]

  sense that is clone wars and now when I [TS]

  it's it's a cartoon watching the kids [TS]

  ooic it's one of the team that gets in [TS]

  between two and three [TS]

  it's Star Wars fanfic no no no no no no [TS]

  it's it's a really good cartoon don't [TS]

  look at the later ones that will give [TS]

  you the right idea [TS]

  ok so another thing about I I'm I'm [TS]

  attracted to the victoria model and 10 [TS]

  Layla is kinda nice too huh [TS]

  please continue looking up with that [TS]

  might mean it's Victoria's kind of seems [TS]

  like an Irish last kind of wide faced [TS]

  Irish girl and she seems mad she seems a [TS]

  little drunk and you getting it was nice [TS]

  as the edge like seven minutes long [TS]

  after you come in here there's a really [TS]

  long on piano kota up that too smart [TS]

  they're not smart enough [TS]

  oh IC we talked about this blue cartoons [TS]

  yeah [TS]

  she has that girl was in the original [TS]

  Star Wars well [TS]

  oh here is it wasn't she on on on boba [TS]

  fett Iran the job of the huts sex barge [TS]

  oh no I think again you know she's the [TS]

  same and she's got a two-hour lack I [TS]

  think I've gotten a lot of secure wasn't [TS]

  while I was gone [TS]

  yeah I don't know looking at right no no [TS]

  I know you're talking about you're [TS]

  talking about you're just throwing to [TS]

  the the rank or because he's displeased [TS]

  with her right [TS]

  yeah no no she's a toilet she apparently [TS]

  she wears that outfit because it gives [TS]

  according to wiki wiki pedia because it [TS]

  gives her more flexibility as a Jedi [TS]

  well she's glad she's a fucking Jedi and [TS]

  she's like super confident and blue and [TS]

  her head dependency that she's a [TS]

  twilight they'll have that that so that [TS]

  wasn't why I like you saw John John you [TS]

  even know where wikipedia is on the [TS]

  Internet [TS]

  John just go search for Wikipedia and [TS]

  yes it does have two hours and 2 e's [TS]

  John can I ask you to please click and [TS]

  let's leave let's leave or I'll behind [TS]

  me why don't you know about her right [TS]

  now let's go to female realdoll to the [TS]

  left trail for anybody playing along i [TS]

  hope you can figure all this out again I [TS]

  actually apologized a final time you get [TS]

  a little too I'm bearing that you are [TS]

  they have been the industry leader since [TS]

  1996 i would like to extend a really [TS]

  serious apology to everybody at realdoll [TS]

  TM of San someplace [TS]

  ok imitating GRU there i don't care [TS]

  about to order form she was she weighs [TS]

  80 pounds of his five-foot-three this is [TS]

  the problem with not finishing the first [TS]

  part of this this is a really real [TS]

  fucking real doll like it weighs stuff [TS]

  you pick it up and it feels like a lady [TS]

  fielding an honest-to-god actual real [TS]

  dead rubber girl [TS]

  ok so anybody's going to this I don't [TS]

  know here's your skin tone options fair [TS]

  fair asian who medium medium tan the [TS]

  headlight African light African you [TS]

  can't get a dark effort there's no [TS]

  fucking Grace Jones button i click the [TS]

  shit out of that see that that offended [TS]

  now Mara your Bishop should be a darker [TS]

  can I get in tomorrow with a fair they [TS]

  do a preview I but it's not all laughter [TS]

  probably crazy if you got a bar but with [TS]

  fair skin [TS]

  yeah but you know what she'd look like [TS]

  should look like an albino black girl I [TS]

  look at every one of these real doll [TS]

  faces and I see a problem in [TS]

  this relationship with every one of [TS]

  these faces and all my fault you know in [TS]

  high school my high school girlfriend [TS]

  was a redhead girl what's her name her [TS]

  name was Kelly she was a she was a [TS]

  german irish girl she had all burnt hair [TS]

  and freckles [TS]

  Wow is she strong confident she was very [TS]

  confident but we were walking down the [TS]

  street one day and this is in the [TS]

  eighties of course and she had her hair [TS]

  I think she had done her auburn hair in [TS]

  cornrows is because yeah I didn't like [TS]

  it either but it was the eighties and so [TS]

  it was everybody thought that they were [TS]

  gonna be bo Derek for a week and a half [TS]

  right yet she had her she had her hair [TS]

  in cornrows were walking down the street [TS]

  and some rednecks drive by and roll down [TS]

  the window and shout out nigger lover [TS]

  and now their friend out to you and we [TS]

  looked around and we were the only [TS]

  people on the street and then she looked [TS]

  at me and I looked at her and she [TS]

  started laughing she was like they think [TS]

  I'm black God and I looked at her and [TS]

  all of a sudden you know this incredibly [TS]

  light skin to freckle-faced Irish girl [TS]

  with cornrows it transformed in my eyes [TS]

  to an albino black girl who has that [TS]

  kind of you know when the ANC of albino [TS]

  black person they look like a redheaded [TS]

  Irish girl and we had oh my god we're i [TS]

  think you may have found some kind of [TS]

  human wormhole that's really where Jon [TS]

  that's exactly what we realized then [TS]

  that race was a myth well we learned a [TS]

  lesson about love [TS]

  moving on it now for your finger and toe [TS]

  nail color are you going French manicure [TS]

  pink red burgundy or bronze think i'm [TS]

  gonna go I don't like any of these I [TS]

  want just known to get no polish that's [TS]

  not an option [TS]

  what's your guess I guess read it seems [TS]

  kinda also French manicure [TS]

  I hate French manicure so much about you [TS]

  too but you know what time are we don't [TS]

  have time anymore [TS]

  Oh nuts are so disgusting it just says [TS]

  it just says like business is deaf girl [TS]

  now hairstyle this is going to be [TS]

  complicated i get a custom hairstyle i [TS]

  don't want natural lips because those [TS]

  don't look natural looks like peach [TS]

  I wish to hell yeah I wish they'd let me [TS]

  read this on this website forum this is [TS]

  that there's a lot of you I things that [TS]

  they can make a lot easier here I think [TS]

  if i'm only like seven ish yo male [TS]

  converter for 30 yet [TS]

  the John echo slamming has friends would [TS]

  say my hand to God I think we saw that [TS]

  at the exact same second oh boy you [TS]

  don't want to zoom in on that I do i do [TS]

  not i'm sitting out consumed in zooming [TS]

  out i'm zooming out across the room [TS]

  I don't look like let's take either a [TS]

  workout machine or some kind of a frosty [TS]

  drink maker and I don't think maybe [TS]

  maybe a video game like a flight based [TS]

  video game don't see how architectural [TS]

  II that can support a 400-pound man i [TS]

  think i think the little dingus that [TS]

  holds it into the the shell of the dead [TS]

  lady dead rubber lady body is going to [TS]

  be very strong it's going to steal based [TS]

  yeah there's there's titanium or you [TS]

  know what it is it's a terminator body [TS]

  under there [TS]

  ok I was where I was worried that glands [TS]

  just gonna pop right off its it's some [TS]

  kind of Terminator thing and and that [TS]

  way if you can I don't know what you [TS]

  would I mean the only reason to have [TS]

  that appendage that apparatus attached [TS]

  to this girl is that you would sit up [TS]

  and I just figured make yourself a lady [TS]

  horse riding cinema and sit on this [TS]

  well there it is John there is no sorry [TS]

  I don't interrupt you but here is [TS]

  question answered little to the shemale [TS]

  converter that I just sent you that [TS]

  explains that they're using physics but [TS]

  that still doesn't seem like call maybe [TS]

  I'm going to examine it out of silicone [TS]

  responds it's a five basic machines now [TS]

  can John kind of plants all you have to [TS]

  work out for four minutes a day that's [TS]

  right and the exercise machine cost [TS]

  forty thousand dollars that's right it's [TS]

  30 pounds of solid steel can i point out [TS]

  two things that I just figured out where [TS]

  the real money is so you say yes yes sir [TS]

  you will be paying six thousand dollars [TS]

  for these kind of point out two things [TS]

  oh wait a minute shit i have so much to [TS]

  cover vagina attachment style permanent [TS]

  or removable but look at this [TS]

  ok so good on extra google vagina don't [TS]

  go down to extra options and what do you [TS]

  see one cup just literally one cup size [TS]

  larger breasts how much uh I I navigated [TS]

  away like I couldn't look anymore but [TS]

  now it now you have to walk me back [TS]

  through there but now i'm looking at elf [TS]

  ears is the other page here's the thing [TS]

  like I'm at Comic Con here [TS]

  ok so because it is lots of men like [TS]

  comic-con requires one girl with elf [TS]

  ears around and a lot of men looking [TS]

  mater runner behind surrounded by 6400 [TS]

  round metal hard for me to understand [TS]

  why you won't go to that ok so here's [TS]

  the thing that reason of these these [TS]

  don't come back to that there's a these [TS]

  ladies these real doll ladies is that I [TS]

  say that right real dog again I want to [TS]

  apologize to the real tall people tried [TS]

  Merle damn these these dolls institue as [TS]

  they arrive have what I would describe [TS]

  in context as something very near jugs [TS]

  the two basic models have either so [TS]

  there's the 33 morning there c cups and [TS]

  personally I gotta say of all the cops [TS]

  to see cup is one of my favorite cups i [TS]

  think the C cup is I think it's good [TS]

  amount of like a medium-sized coke 0 [TS]

  underneath the human female converter [TS]

  yes you did not see the click here to [TS]

  see the masterpiece eyes collected on [TS]

  closing that I just above that John [TS]

  please look at one cup size larger [TS]

  breasts and tell me the number [TS]

  850 bucks for what you want to deke up [TS]

  you're going to pay a hundred fifty [TS]

  dollars Martin out man get you to go to [TS]

  the very bottom of the page and look for [TS]

  the red text because I think this is [TS]

  where it all comes together [TS]

  realdoll express $500 your dollars [TS]

  guaranteed to be manufactured and [TS]

  shipped within four weeks of reform [TS]

  receipt of payment huh [TS]

  Wow normal manufacturing time is [TS]

  estimated at eight weeks could be longer [TS]

  is your question you spent this is [TS]

  something i learned back in the day as [TS]

  you know used to do things with web [TS]

  pages and that well first we under the [TS]

  economic notion of sunk cost fallacy we [TS]

  all know that for example if I get [TS]

  somebody fill out to fill out the first [TS]

  like page of a form let's say all I'm [TS]

  asking for is your name and city just [TS]

  that act of making you go to the next [TS]

  page really stupid oddly enough [TS]

  increases the chances that you'll fill [TS]

  out the whole form because you've [TS]

  already spent some time on it now here's [TS]

  the thing this this i could see somebody [TS]

  getting a bottle of absolut and spending [TS]

  a real long time filling out this form [TS]

  trying some different things I've done [TS]

  this with building max like not inside [TS]

  what if I get this hard drive what if i [TS]

  get that hard drive you get down to the [TS]

  bottom and you've been thinking a lot [TS]

  about all the different ways you can you [TS]

  can fuck you you're dead rubber girl [TS]

  prices begin to the bottom and you see [TS]

  that little clique box for real doll [TS]

  express and you realize your your life [TS]

  there's a fork in the road now my friend [TS]

  you can either wait you can wait for [TS]

  four weeks to fuck a dead rubber girl [TS]

  you can wait for eight weeks to find you [TS]

  could add but you pay big five hundred [TS]

  dollars and cut your time in half [TS]

  you're literally you're literally [TS]

  spending that is why I just clarify one [TS]

  thing I want to apologize to the real [TS]

  doll family [TS]

  it includes all three entries but there [TS]

  but this is the this is the thing if you [TS]

  can see the thing about her wonder what [TS]

  it is is you're paying five hundred [TS]

  dollars which is comparatively small [TS]

  amount of money that's exactly what i'm [TS]

  doing right now in the calculator and [TS]

  picture will never ever ever be alone [TS]

  again put that order to in fact be [TS]

  permanently alone and that is no that's [TS]

  no small thing that's worth fun can't [TS]

  put a price on that John I mean by [TS]

  permanently lonely in a way that really [TS]

  works plus having this fucking white [TS]

  fingernails and a dong you can take out [TS]

  for there's options here that you're [TS]

  just not gonna find a lot of places [TS]

  there's this is flexibility John yeah [TS]

  you can get tan lines [TS]

  I'm going with michelle will go with [TS]

  Michelle I don't you know what the [TS]

  gibson cut guitar company used to have a [TS]

  website where you can go on and make [TS]

  your own Les Paul mhm and I went on [TS]

  there are many many many times and made [TS]

  my fantasy les paul and i never clicked [TS]

  by right at my parents did that with [TS]

  catalogs and they never have money to [TS]

  fill out college then never send it in [TS]

  yeah and then they stop them to quit [TS]

  doing it and they quit having that on [TS]

  their website because it was too useful [TS]

  it was too it was to like good and so [TS]

  yeah let me just guess that you're not [TS]

  representing them [TS]

  no no I am but but i don't i don't care [TS]

  anymore so one time I was in I was in [TS]

  nashville and I went to the gibson [TS]

  custom guitar a manufacturing area which [TS]

  is not where they make all the Gibson's [TS]

  it's where they make the it's the custom [TS]

  shop and when I got a tour of it because [TS]

  I was you know and sponsored by them and [TS]

  we're walking around and you know that [TS]

  there's les pauls everywhere [TS]

  SG everywhere and all these beautiful [TS]

  guitar body's natural you know on just [TS]

  like the natural wood like there's not [TS]

  like a sunburst or anything on the edge [TS]

  looks like just nothing it's just a [TS]

  piece of work there's not even a neck on [TS]

  it [TS]

  and I'm like so what if i took that and [TS]

  i put this neck on it and I put those [TS]

  pickups on it and I was doing the thing [TS]

  that I used to do on the website except [TS]

  i was doing it in person with these with [TS]

  these amazing parts there's little years [TS]

  where they call luthiers all standing [TS]

  around all the people that have been you [TS]

  know the little old ladies who are like [TS]

  smoking cigarettes with the really long [TS]

  fingernails and their their their ladies [TS]

  at the gibson custom shop whose job it [TS]

  is to take a razor blade and just scrape [TS]

  the paint off of the binding with this [TS]

  kind of perfect love without nicking in [TS]

  yeah and it's not done by a machine it's [TS]

  these lives these little sixty-year-old [TS]

  chain-smoking ladies who just sit with a [TS]

  razor blade all day and just peel the [TS]

  paint off of the binding after the [TS]

  guitars have been sprayed i'm watching [TS]

  this and I'm like okay here's the guitar [TS]

  i want and i am talking to the guy who [TS]

  you know who runs the custom shop and I [TS]

  get to the end of my little soliloquy [TS]

  and basically what I what I have [TS]

  described as neil young's black 54 less [TS]

  ball or whatever but but made for me to [TS]

  pick ups [TS]

  no just too and the guy says yeah that'd [TS]

  be great [TS]

  [Music] [TS]

  [Music] [TS]

  and we could totally do that except [TS]

  we're not allowed to because the guy [TS]

  that owns the company doesn't want us to [TS]

  spend time making custom cool guitars [TS]

  for people he wants everybody to buy the [TS]

  59 Les Paul reissue because he doesn't [TS]

  know what guitar players are like [TS]

  because he bought the company and this [TS]

  is what's going out of business because [TS]

  he's a rich guy about the company [TS]

  because he's a rich guy and he doesn't [TS]

  he's always trying to he's always coming [TS]

  down here and saying I know let's make a [TS]

  Les Paul that's covered with flames and [TS]

  purple fur that'll get the whole get one [TS]

  the sponsored by cheerios i will get the [TS]

  whole purple further inflame minute you [TS]

  did you demand satisfaction you you mind [TS]

  walking what your mother can you imagine [TS]

  i cannot John academy i can imagine that [TS]

  you knocked a couple people down and [TS]

  literally ran up the stairs and busted [TS]

  down the door is fucking office there [TS]

  was nothing there [TS]

  I bet he wasn't even there he wasn't [TS]

  there fucker here's what I learned all [TS]

  the people at the gibson custom shop are [TS]

  all guitar makers and they all looked at [TS]

  me with sad eyes and said yeah can you [TS]

  imagine what it's like for us here who [TS]

  have the not just all at the access to [TS]

  this stuff but we have the ability we [TS]

  are craftspeople and we would like [TS]

  nothing more than for you to come in [TS]

  here and tell us your custom Les Paul [TS]

  dream but we can't do it because there's [TS]

  not a SKU number this is a an exact [TS]

  quote there's no SKU number for the [TS]

  skills are very important in business [TS]

  and I said want to limit your number of [TS]

  skis at the time I didn't know what ask [TS]

  you was and I said what's the difference [TS]

  it's a blessed Paul you painted this [TS]

  color instead of that color there like [TS]

  now we painted a different color it's [TS]

  got a different SKU number that's the [TS]

  rule and they all look so defeated they [TS]

  look so sad as they made one after [TS]

  another identical 59 Les Paul reissue [TS]

  and I i walked out of there with my [TS]

  shoulders slumped I mean it was a [TS]

  beautiful experience to see the guitars [TS]

  made and to meet all these wonderful [TS]

  people but I was slumped shoulders that [TS]

  someone could have you know that [TS]

  here's what the guy here's what they [TS]

  said they said his model the owner of [TS]

  Gibson guitars his model is harley [TS]

  davidson I'll for the love of God she [TS]

  wants to have that kind of [TS]

  so he wants to sell a bunch of bullshit [TS]

  two balls suburban guys and ruin the [TS]

  whole thing that made this good in the [TS]

  first place [TS]

  yeah he's like we can make a lot more [TS]

  money selling keychains thats a Gibson [TS]

  on them then we can selling guitar [TS]

  oh my god what's this guy's name I don't [TS]

  know i don't know i'm probably going to [TS]

  get in trouble but who cares [TS]

  am i stepping ahead in my jumping ahead [TS]

  too far here John are you thinking what [TS]

  I'm thinking which is i pray to god this [TS]

  cocksucker never buys real doll and [TS]

  again I want to apologize to the people [TS]

  a real doll and I want to see what I'm [TS]

  afraid of is that there's going to be a [TS]

  Gibson branded realdoll are seriously f [TS]

  holes honor and Finance Ministry's half [TS]

  inches in addition to the three normal [TS]

  entries there b2f entries and I'm much [TS]

  more worried about this cocksucker [TS]

  coming in or not even a cocksucker [TS]

  because you know what he might change [TS]

  one of the entries he made that may take [TS]

  off the mouth he may decide that every [TS]

  doll can only have one hole that nothing [TS]

  would fit in right he might want to 59 [TS]

  reissue what if you could only buy let's [TS]

  see who would it be 1959 what if you can [TS]

  only buy like Ethel Mertz what if you [TS]

  get only by and Ethel Mertz steps uh sex [TS]

  doll the neighbor from I Love Lucy you [TS]

  headed by that I think I would do what i [TS]

  have done with beginning guitar which is [TS]

  not order one you get a horse [TS]

  oh my goodness term it gives her I'm [TS]

  sorry Merlin I just called the Gibson [TS]

  that's actually it's actually my [TS]

  mother's dogs it didn't get it because [TS]

  it is getting still is getting stillroom [TS]

  it's still around like 12 years old my [TS]

  love Gibson but if you go up to the top [TS]

  this is now it's getting terrible time [TS]

  we are operating top of the the real [TS]

  doll screen you can buy torsos no no [TS]

  ourselves with no limbs and and just [TS]

  what just below the point of entry extra [TS]

  faces on the straight stuff it's paul [TS]

  now see now [TS]

  always smiling I'm see now all my gosh [TS]

  the polishes off the fingernail if you [TS]

  can buy extra fucking torsos and faces [TS]

  he first they are you gonna blow through [TS]

  those you know you're gonna tear it up [TS]

  that bad [TS]

  now you can get them where they're [TS]

  smiling so they don't look like stupid [TS]

  angelina jolie like like a like share [TS]

  face but they're like smiley faces you [TS]

  mean that was it was previously for sex [TS]

  space they got the second phase there ya [TS]

  are the most of them have the sex face [TS]

  like yeah but but a but then you get [TS]

  them smiling and then there's you can [TS]

  get there with their eyes closed so [TS]

  they're not judging you [TS]

  they're not watching you but they're [TS]

  judgy eyes staring staring staring i [TS]

  want i want one place i thought was like [TS]

  someplace better by now i want to set [TS]

  always oh no here's the sad thing that [TS]

  the smiley faces do not have an oral [TS]

  opening have to tune [TS]

  ya dumb fuck face [TS]

  oh yeah i can get those didn't have a [TS]

  bolt detachable irony you're gonna want [TS]

  a smiley face but then you can't what [TS]

  can you do with the smiley face you all [TS]

  you can do is appreciated [TS]

  okay we gotta get going but I getting [TS]

  one thing that you know you can buy [TS]

  these used that's a lie and you can buy [TS]

  pre-owned they have pre-owned I've read [TS]

  about this you can buy pre-owned know [TS]

  who were you I guess that's something I [TS]

  guess steam cleaning [TS]

  I don't know I think you probably clean [TS]

  these girls so they could get a horse [TS]

  like this would you get it smiling [TS]

  uh-huh had propagated alpha to get the [TS]

  smiley horseface then where would you [TS]

  get the you get the sex or space that [TS]

  rubber girl [TS]