Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John how are you I'm Marilyn [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► okay man you know I keep saying I'll [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► think of a song and on with counter on a [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► rich with the fucking thing that i'm [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► going to rewrite the list to the janet [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► jackson song to reflect my actual [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► feelings for you because Janet's lyrics [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► are fairly fairly antagonistic who but [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► like the nature that record I think it's [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► a statement of purpose [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► yeah she's asserting herself she's [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► breaking free jimmy jam Jimmy James you [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► work with Jimmy Jam said his name is his [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► name I i have not worked with jimmy jam [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► but I if I was raised by an oppressive a [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► Jehovah's Witness family home boy i [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► would i would turn myself turn myself [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► over to Jimmy Jam yeah be my guide he [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► would he would be the pop the Pied Piper [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► who gets the rats out of my undergarment [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► my emotional life as the Mormons now [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► know what about killing many tests [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► what's his faith job Benitez you think [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► about jelly bean many tests i think that [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► he probably practices a Creole religion [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► don't want the chicken ones [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► yeah yeah some cybernation that's a [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► couple a trustee and now it's not right [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► say set sanrio Santeria i thought don't [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► call it Rastafarianism about that's [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► that's that would be people be bad [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► although i think that probably not a lot [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► of reggae we don't have a lot of reggae [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► listeners and I wonder at times haha [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► I mean that is setting aside strictly [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► spiritual music is there any other kind [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► of truly escrow music that has such a [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► closed following way by a religion [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► people don't understand [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► oh let's see [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► bueno let's don't take something like [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► you got your Christian soldiers you know [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► and stuff like that but what are there [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► other face I mean is there anyone there [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► a lot of people who claim that indie [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► rock right now is being colonized by by [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► Christianity i think you said that on a [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► number of occasions and I don't know I'm [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► just repeating received wisdom you know [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► I cut out i cut off i cut out the last [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► three hours of our top haha apparently [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► put up i only put up i only put the [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► first hour just scream because they [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► can't handle the truth [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► no I've checked yeah yeah you know I've [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► decided that I'm gonna go on the [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► internet and just go page by page and [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► and then mark and just mark all the [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► places where people are wrong you have [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► an app for that are just gonna write on [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► your screen get a Sharpie just manual i [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► started at www.bayareait.net is called a [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► dictionary attack that's not a bad way [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► to go and take less time than you would [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► think she could probably do a lot you [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► however i have a reggae story i have a [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► lot of vegas god i have a few regular [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► scores not yours actually even bring [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► these people to light [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► just tell me the best regular story it's [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► like when it's one of those stories [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► where I don't take you off track you [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► probably got you've been away are you [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► doing well I feel like you're not [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► feeling pretty good feeling great feels [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► good even without Lynn I've been [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► traveling and I started taking vitamin D [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► oh I want and I went to the doctor and [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► he ran a full battery of tests i said [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► doctor give me the news and put it right [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► back for now you put a/c he he stubbed [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► his cigarette out in the in the little [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► specimen Trey ahead he took he took 17 [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► vials of blood with a rusty needle and [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► he came back and said you've got plenty [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► of iron came back and said you've got [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► all the you've got everything you need [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► including a little bit of high [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► cholesterol [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► you're kidding you just a little bit [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► because of because of I'm have my [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► insistence on on deep frying my pancakes [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► can I had never thought of that it's [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► like I'm gonna Cristo for breakfast yes [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► hello Fred cakes with the bacon inside [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► funny religion story when I was a when I [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► was a kid sometimes stay over my friend [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► jon's house and we got out before we [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► went to church we would make a goes like [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► you do for and when we made a goes this [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► is such a Cincinnati kind of story you [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► make the aygos they come out they got a [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► little squeeze and personality part huh [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► now the kind they come out it's so [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► amazing that of Cincinnati toaster [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► that's the Cincinnati style would be to [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► put spaghetti and chili on any [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► descriptions tonight a little sentiment [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► your description scenario somebody if [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► Kentucky and Indiana got really fucked [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► up and had sex one night a few months [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► later Cincinnati would come out it's [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► like it's like the clan meets the creek [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► but a few months later like not nine [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► months later but not normally John five [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► months later who don't know how do you [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► think people have so many babies safe i [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► love Cincinnati it's fine it's a nice [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► place to grow up I like what Cincinnati [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► of all the towns in America there are a [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► few towns that adopted the long winters [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► like right away from Cincinnati was one [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► we would go there and just really be [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► treated like kings and our shows that [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► were great because of that radio station [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► walk cwo XY my friend their website that [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► the best is this item I didn't go away [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► cuz i used to get money to them [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► yeah I i donated them from chris class [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► did their beautiful website on the best [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► ok so we get everyone sunday morning we [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► gotta get this right [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► check out the aygos get squeezed parque [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► right you squeeze parque all over it [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► did you have a good butter in but you [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► don't have butter because you know [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► you're Protestant Ohio parque squeezing [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► on squeeze it until until it's just this [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► entire layer of parquet but then right [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► you're going to of these so you get you [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► to a ghost put parking between working [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► on top then you do then you do the syrup [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► you squeeze syrup sweet syrup on top and [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► then you take approximately [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► three-quarters of a cup of [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► confectioner's sugar and cover the [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► entire thing [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► oh and then try to sit still and think [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► about Redemption sister is this your [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► regular story I don't overstay want to [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► know i read a story up all look at the [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► right the regulatory is a story I've [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► never told really it's yeah it's it's [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► anyway if you had to be there but long [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► story short [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► my lady when she you know still had the [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► bun in the oven she's pretty late in the [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► butter woman what you gotta do is drag [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► impregnated life then we went to river [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► rafting we went and we don't know why we [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► did this we want to the Russian River [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► this is not a cold war thing but we went [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► there and we get a little boat you get [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► on the river i have river raft with the [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► russian river [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► well you know it's not super complicated [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► but we're in there and you know long [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► snake-like to indicate that you know me [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► I don't go outside like that's true [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► that's true my Japanese lady a parasol [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► is a big deal you're going on the [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► Russian River very small electronics [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► she's super pregnant and we're in this [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► boat we got all our stuff you know [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► you've got stuff when you go out there [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► and I you know me I don't love being in [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► the sun right but anyway we're rolling [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► along and suddenly out of nowhere [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► we're in this crazy little bit of what [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► was the first of all that we missed our [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► exit [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► there's an exit when you get off we [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► missed the sign to get off and go you [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► know take your boat back and so we [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► didn't know that we kept going we don't [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► lie to me as great as my wife sense of [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► direction is I was probably whining she [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► was distracted i do not have the innate [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► sense of direction that you do you [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► didn't have a god no short but no and so [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► we we go into this suddenly when this [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► little like not a rapid exactly but just [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► enough to crazy pregnant lady an idiot [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► like we can't control the boat [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► the vote is in bad shape the boat and [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► despite my best efforts the boat [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► completely flips over very violently oh [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► yeah friends all of us and you [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► understand we wanted to stop doing this [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► an hour ago [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► uh-huh you know you really want to stop [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► doing something and you're like I just [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► need one more thing at the same way and [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► now you're in the water [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► well we're in the water our stuff is [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► floating away and my lady like took a [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► little bit of a hit in the gut going [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► over so all freaking out a little like [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► we probably are not going to have a [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► six-pack of these we really want this [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► one to work out so now she's worried I'm [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► worried I'm running around trying to [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► gather consumer goods and get them back [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► in the boat and it's still like another [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► hour worry we're walking around carrying [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► about we go to the wrong place to go to [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► the beach now you gotta go back this [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► weekend following up the river and you [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► know you just have those days are just [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► like oh god I just I want this never to [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► have happened right and the closest I'm [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► gonna get to this never happened is [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► having it [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► and so they place you drop in your but [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► the place they pick you up with a book [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► to different places so you go and it's [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► of course its water and movies you would [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► start at one end of the river that's [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► right and it isn't a loop [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► no it's not river doesn't loop around [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► back to the top that's right and so we [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► finally got back to the book place it's [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► all fucking MOOCs and hippies sitting [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► around with their with the fucking [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► macrame and bush lights and just like [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► fucking kill me [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► that's their culture and you know I hate [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► reggae right i really hate reggae yeah [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► so like oh Jesus God I just want to go [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► somewhere it's not in the Sun I want to [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► make sure that she's comfortable and we [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► get in this old busted ass bus [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► yeah and you ever get on a bus with like [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► the jokey driver [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► yeah we'll never go to a second location [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► with a hippie haha that's totally true [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► myself that's that's that's from 30 rock [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► that's not a good one yeah thats true [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► though I have made it my mantra that [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► joke came from it was so funny so we get [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► into this big like like hippie bus and [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► everybody's all drunk and a little [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► sunburned and happy and we're just [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► sitting there like you know like the way [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► the way the larger bonide well like the [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► guy looks when sam-i-am won't go away [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► you know the expression has hmm can I [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► just be left alone and we're sitting [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► there and it's like a grabber grabber [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► yeah and he puts on fucking legend of [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► course legend [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► I never he wants you to feel irie I was [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► feeling super fucking IRA if you've been [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► through college you never need to hear [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► legend again but don't think that bacta [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► tank and gentlemen and it's fucking [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► desperately loud now the MOOCs have to [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► yell louder everybody on their super [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► date rapey they got there they got their [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► glasses on the back of their t shirt [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► collar and they got like those that's [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► real rapey adidas shower sandals [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► yeah those are raping and we're just [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► sitting there just going and and over [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► you were transformed by the message of [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► positivity you know I thought I might be [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► I thought I might want to make a God's [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► eye or something but like that's ready [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► for me now is anytime my wife and I are [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► anywhere and we hear like one note [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► especially a bob marley we just look at [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► each other and like if you get a smartly [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► but not likely i want to leave out the [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► Peter crush but well I why have i not [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► heard Bob Marley before [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► right i hereby i hereby claim bob marley [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► as my DJ name things are going to google [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► that and it's been so many bobgoblins [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► but I want to be Bob Marley I don't care [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► about the other bob bob marley update [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► his myspace anymore anyway it's a stupid [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► story but you know that situation your [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► top so you don't feel this way a lot i [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► know but like weirded out by the whole [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► like as our baby okay and stuff like [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► she's all big and stuff and I and now [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► she's here we go through our mothers [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► belly so goddamn loud and now every time [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► I hear a reggae song it's called trigger [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► work for me it's a trick or two and four [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► be discussed but just order two and four [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► anyway I hate regular hit everywhere i'm [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► sorry to keep saying date rape but every [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► time here Jimmy Buffett or reggae it [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► just sounds like something the guys who [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► are thinking about date rape would [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► listen to yeah it's awful like nobody [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► gonna sit around listening to the wrens [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► and do that kind of stuff this this is [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► for bad people right now friends are not [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► bad news it's not absolutely not like [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► you get the thing is anyway you get when [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► you know it's like whatever is paul says [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► you know wherever two or more of your [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► gathering his name [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► you get two or more moose in a room and [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► there's gonna be some fucking reggae [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► right it's a nice looking somewhere else [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► that you would never find two friends [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► fans in a room together [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► well the ECB race fans but they're [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► different always there's one in an [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► elevator somewhere weeping softly and [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► let's not retired now there's one in his [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► closet trying to pick which one of these [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► two pairs of pants to wear the day they [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► waited to but anyway I I just don't like [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► reggae it's one of the things I never [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► need to hear again i understand i mean [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► i-i got my reggae stories are legion [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► because of course I grew up in the same [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► area that you did except with a with an [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► open mind to reggae's and so I really [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► have an open mind to break a yeah was [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► young [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► yeah but somehow I thought hippies might [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► be cool too and I think story the door [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► never slammed i'm not saying that i have [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► listen to reggae and a very long time [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► but but but as a musician i have to [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► admire the the reggae music it's like [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► the CNN of music just like what people [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► put on [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► well it just this is the problem this is [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► the thing yeah here's the thing here's [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► the thing with reggae [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► just the thing this is true of every [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► musician you cannot pick your fans [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► I've told you this story right the first [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► time but when built to spill first [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► started playing in Seattle uh all of [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► their fan all their initial fans in the [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► very small clubs were all other [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► musicians and cool kids and go to build [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► this bill shows and it felt like oh man [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► this is a real this is a real thing it's [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► a real family you know and then I [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► remember the day I went to build this [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► bill shows they're still playing at the [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► crocodile is still 300 capacity but I [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► walk in the place is a pact and be [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► everyone in the place has a white [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► baseball cap on backwards now really and [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► I went what the fuck who added who about [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► how did these people get to see him [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► liking that duck Marsh Marsh I I don't [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► like in that at all [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► that's the thing you can you looked up [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► on stage and you can see that the band [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► their body language had changed they [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► were not facing the crowd they were not [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► they looked like they were like nervous [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► and uncomfortable and at the end of [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► every song like all around there's [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► people like wow yeah well and you know [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► of course that had never happened before [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► either and and that was my introduction [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► to this concept of you know build [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► spilled it would never have chosen these [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► people if they could they would have [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► electrocuted these people but this we [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► get this with the frat boys were their [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► fans now and they became a frat boy band [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► and there was nothing they could do [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► about it and then of course i was in [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► harvey danger the the ultimate band that [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► wanted their fans harvey danger wanted [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► their fans to be pavement fans or smith [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► and smith fans and Harvey dangers actual [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► fans were hot topic teenagers and you [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► know and people that didn't like that [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► felt Green Day was great but just not [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► sophisticated quite enough i see people [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► who go to wherever the MTV Spring Break [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► things happening and hope that they get [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► on camera [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► yeah exactly and so Harvey danger was in [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► a constant state of misery as a band not [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► because their music had changed they had [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► done anything wrong but just because [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► people chose to like them who the the [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► the band didn't admire right so I [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► learned [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► that that you cannot choose your fans [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► and if you try if you make any you know [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► if you have any emotional whole on like [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► who you want your fans to be you're just [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► going to be in misery you have to walk [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► out onstage and do your thing [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► so a bob marley seems like a good guy he [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► did not choose to be the meat the music [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► of of date rape or whatever whatever it [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► is that you're here you're claiming [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► you're saying over i'm not saying it's [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► actually no I know exactly what you mean [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► I'm saying like you know what but there [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► it is [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► but there is Bob didn't choose it I felt [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► that way when I saw Nirvana in whatever [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► 1994 there planets which the story but [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► they're playing a stadium a stadium but [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► you know like the civic center in [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► Tallahassee with the Breeders opening [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► and the Breeders actually like did a [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► pretty good job [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► I mean you know they printed a pretty [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► good job filling the room turning [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► Nirvana came out and it was it was it [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► was one of the like defining moments of [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► my music and especially the kind of [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► indie rock ark was i SAT there with all [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► my gosh I really like this band but they [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► seem so little they were so little on [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► that stage you know but they had all [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► this bombastic set stuff going on and [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► when they did the whole like she's the [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► one who likes all our pretty songs and [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► everybody sing along like you don't have [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► to be a huge ironist to sit there and go [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► this is awkward like there's a big [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► spinning mirror ball and people are [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► literally singing along with well but [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► you know he tried if you if you read the [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► liner notes on incest aside there's this [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► whole he writes this whole essay on like [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► if you if you are raper [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► then stop listening to our music like he [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► actually you actually addressed rapers [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► directly and said if you don't like gays [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► or if you're if you like if you're a [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► raper then you can fuck off and stop [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► listening to nirvana because we don't [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► want you and I remember even at the time [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► 1993 making the internet reader says [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► guys rapers yeah sure [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► first thing they got through there [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► anything in here that should know about [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► in terms of whether i should listen to [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► this band know what they what they would [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► do you know they're looking through [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► there like who's the second assistant [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► engineer on this project but i'll listen [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► to this it's an article about rappers [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► hope that's me tony levin played on that [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► that's club [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► I'm not [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► I i guess i should stop listening to [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► them but I don't want to what are my [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► other options [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► oh I could stop raping uh-huh even at [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► the time I thought come on core never [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► did that come on i'm sure that corn did [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► not but not i think that after Kurt or [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► before Curt no one has ever addressed [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► the rapers directly in the liner notes [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► and I think after curd of the subsequent [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► artist felt that it had been done and [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► that they needed to win to advance the [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► betrayed someone well I i think you know [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you can see way too much about coding [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► but I mean to me he is a serious [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► cautionary tale of the whole be careful [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► what you ask for or didn't realize [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► you're asking for sonra I mean yeah it's [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► a super obvious to say I mean don't know [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► he knew what he I mean I wrote the [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► community was in Photoshop said I've [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► said this before although probably not [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► to you but there was a there's a big [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► article in the local rock magazine here [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► and you know the paper the weekly paper [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► called the Rocket a big interview with [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► him right before nevermind came out and [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► i read it at the time because i have a [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► memory like a steel trap [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► I remember the gist of the record of [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► this of this interview probe primarily [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► because i was a junior envious probably [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► I was an aspiring musician and here was [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► somebody who was where I wanted to be [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► and I was trying to like clean whatever [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► wisdom I could get and in this interview [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► he was and maybe he was having a manic [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► day that day but he really was [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► unabashedly about like this record is [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► gonna be the biggest record in the world [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► and we're going to be the biggest band [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► in the world and this is going to be [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► where this you know we are on the way to [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► like achieving all our dreams and of [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► course at the time it was so implausible [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► that I mean they're their first record [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► sold 50,000 copies and i think that you [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► know they didn't dare to do even like [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► way more than my honey these guys are [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► going to succeed like they're not even [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► on the radar screen but he's in this [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► article just crowing about and this is [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► writing for the thing came out you know [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► this record the best record anybody's [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► ever made and we're gonna be the biggest [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► pain in the world [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► well so it was there another reason that [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► this stuck in my head is it wasn't [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► but six months later that i'm reading [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► things from him like we're just a you [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► know hardcore punk band we just wanted [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► to her in our van and I don't know why [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► everybody's looking at me all the time [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► and I want this to go away and you know [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► I still had this prior article in in my [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► memory in my short-term memory my ram if [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► you will [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► uh-huh and wet know my rom which one was [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► it in my rammer my rom it was in your [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► floppy it was in my floppy I hadn't [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► stolen my floppy so i was able to [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► compare and contrast the two the two [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► attitudes in my own head and I went uh I [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► don't know about that [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► and of course this was right at the same [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► time that that any better [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► who had been wearing like doctors dogs [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► Sex Wax t-shirt six months before and [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► high-top tennis shoes and he was like a [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► high five and white guy Mikey all the [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► Sun was carrying around a bottle of red [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► wine and like oh fuck I'm so her inside [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► when I when the Kaiser help i was like [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► where you r i5 and white guy six months [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► ago and now you're hurt inside either [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► that means that every high five and [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► white guy is really hurt inside and all [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► he needs is several million dollars to [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► get in touch with his feelings several [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► million dollars in the agile ation of [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► millions or some of this is a little bit [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► of a put-on and i'm not saying that head [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► is a Collins a short name that's what [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► that people up here calling I I you know [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► when I see my comment mr. better [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► Stevie but but people in seattle call [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► ahead and so I go along with that [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► because I'm something awfully familiar [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► I'm a follower it is well it is you know [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► that Seattle has to feel has to continue [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► continue to feel proprietary about [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► people that have become internationally [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► international superstar [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► uh-huh and so they do it by by using [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► inappropriate nicknames or by well [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► sometimes it's a little bit like San [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► Francisco I mean you know San Francisco [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► has a [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► another kind of reputation for like you [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► know if you see all units [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► yeah absolutely hundred percent down the [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► middle [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► nice tight pants but you know where [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► you're supposedly notorious or famous [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► for like a like we don't make a big deal [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► when you see it all everything notorious [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► which is that cover record they did they [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► did the render and that would cover [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► record the covers like think about cover [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► records don't do it [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► yeah don't do a cover record name one [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► girl she'll just did a cover record [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► well of a mistake incredibly obvious [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► covers even the Johnny Cash cover record [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► with triangle which I credit with [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► reintroducing me to solitary man by neil [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► diamond a great song and johnny cash's [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► cover of it is great but don't do a [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► cover record it always seems like a good [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► idea going in but it's not you're saying [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► there's no you're not interesting just [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► ironic cover records and pattern thing [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► you're saying cover records in general [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► bad idea [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► I don't know by 11 artists covering [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► another artist that's a bad idea [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► well no I think playin a cover and show [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► is a great idea nobody make a tribute to [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► a tribute to the fastbacks like is that [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► a bad idea [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► oh no no I'm saying one band does a [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► record of their 10 favorite covers it [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► feels it feels like not to use an old [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► mr. shoujo but I mean it's kind of like [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► here to the video for sugar cube by yo [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► tengo where they gotta Rock School and [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► and David Cross is like and then your [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► third record should be the live album [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► you know it's weird how they're still is [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► this cycle where a certain point you [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► know you gotta put up the best of the [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► greatest hits the whatever LOL has like [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► a hundred and seventy of those but you [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► know at a certain point it seems like [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► when you really start to dry things up [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► that's so different than Paul and get [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► back or what would become let it be four [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► paws like hey look guys we keep this [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► together we've really got to get back to [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► our roots right and so a lot of that was [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► going in and going back to covering a [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► lot of it didn't make it on the album i [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► think we are like covers of all rock and [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► roll songs that they also managed to [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► write long wet every yeah yeah no no I [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► tell you graduate [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► I guess I'm agreeing with you in there [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► yeah it's making a desperate but it's [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► like if you were still full of ideas [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► I mean you look at ulia van Halen van [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► Halen had two albums in the can [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► after a few weeks surprisingly you read [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► that article i didn't know that i didn't [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► know that like first album was great [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► second album i think the second album is [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► really good too but the point is they [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► recorded them at the same time right and [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► they still had tracks left over right [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► like spanish fly [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► I'm saying that van Halen to uh huh is [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► not in the top five van Halen records [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► really yeah women children first but he [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► was a gain what's the one change that's [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► fair warning yeah fair warning and women [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► and children first are my two favorite [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► van Halen records and stop Yulin yeah [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► because they are they're so dark there [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► so they're so smart [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► I i had a cassette tape with with with [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► those a b-side and I just that studies a [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► good one I think I still gotta say I [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► mean to me [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► van Halen one like side one of Master of [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► Puppets yeah i mean like i want to [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► master of puppets I don't know what your [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► feeling on that is that to me that's [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► like that's almost perfect [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► it was amazing with the whole records [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► great but the first side of that is [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► anyone I I would never say a bad word [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► about it is one of the great albums that [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► is it is bulletproof and in fact it's [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► like I was so different and so so [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► different from everything else it's kind [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► of maybe up above the level where where [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► I feel like I could even make a critical [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► appraisal it's kind of like going like [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► magical mystery tour isn't as good as a [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► revolver it's still a pretty good record [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► sure it's not a great record it's not [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► really a great record will be the next [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► day I I don't mind if you notice i was [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► able to peg both Van Halen's apotheosis [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► their Zenith as well as the beginning of [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► the end in forwards here one break haha [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► well is it was really really goes to [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► support the break Dave when he does [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► forwards you go on the one hand this is [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► the David Lee Roth eous David Lee Roth [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► said this is back when he was still [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► awesome but ya go [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► that's the beginning like a couple years [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► later it's just a gigolo yeah well [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► that's the thing I you can you can [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► almost hear Eddie Van Halen's I balls [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► rolling in his head [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► yes at that moment of like oh Jesus what [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► have we become absolutely absolutely and [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► and I mean you know they probably did I [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► don't knowingly providing tons of takes [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► but they might just presumably Ted [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► temperament that's saying that you think [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► right when you are very very rare break [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► that's probably temperament right yeah [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► but I mean that don't you think that's [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► kind of a manicured outtake moment you [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► hear yours [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► you're speculating that it wasn't [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► completely spontaneous about this before [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► like the countin on a song or this you [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► know boys like you got the beach boys [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► here that with the beatles using enough [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► details [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► well you probably do this but if you [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► listen up Beatles bootlegs you know [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► there's a lot of crazy stuff that went [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► on the studio that's really funny and [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► silly and you're John's down into the [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► songs he actually counted into the songs [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► the Beatles did 40 takes but you have [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► you ever heard the alternative and your [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► bird can sing i'm i'm sure i have all [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► dude if i can say i can't bring it to [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► the front of my like it you like a wreck [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► 12-string right of course [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► oh well no internet here I've got [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► something for you i'm going to out [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► Beatles you buddy at somebody now if I'm [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► not a superfan I'm gonna send this right [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► back at you [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► I IRA from not serve nothing I were [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► talking last night is the time when he's [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► nice he's the tall nice one although [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► they're all nice now too good [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► he said he said you can see just now is [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► sweeping the dreadlocks out of my face [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► while i smoke you [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► he said it's gonna be back as the here's [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► what I want to do I want you to google I [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► ready for this you have your google on [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► and get Michael on camera google Randy [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► Bachman first quarter of hard day's [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► night Randy Randy cock grow up on hard [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► day's night hard day's night moves and [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► what you will find it actually is you [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► chords you know that right [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► it's three chords that guitars I used to [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► think it was open six strings of the [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► guitar [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► no I'm sorry guitars Randy Bachman [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► explain well because of the base there's [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► the base in there too [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► Randy Bachman explains Abby Cleo of BTW [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► oh and yeah yeah Randy Bachman explains [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► that he went to abbey road and they [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► called up here and they said we have all [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► the beatles masters hear what you want [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► to hear and he said I want to hear the [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► first quarter of hard day's night and so [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► they called it up [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► and it turns out it's to gorge on the 12 [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► string playing an F I'm not gonna I'm [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► not gonna sit here and tell you when I [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► was you listen to it well is there is [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► there somebody pushing an F with it with [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► but he's got to he's got the top g and [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► the bottom g added onto the F and then [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► John is playing addy sus4 on his guitar [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► and then Paul is playing D on the base [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► so these guys like I thought it was he's [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► playing like an open F with G like g on [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► top bottom and then and then so but then [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► these guys are center they're sitting [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► there with their good parts as at sea [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► against put it put it he [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► wow that sounds so discordant it and and [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► then these guys in this randy bachman [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► thing he actually goes ready guys 1234 [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► bang and they hit the cord and tears [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► come to your eyes because it's exactly [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► the court [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► damn ya huh I never guess that birds huh [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► and I had a little bit LOL is beginning [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► of that tax man did we say one time [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► we're going to a podcast about tax man [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► forget about taxman Gotye won those [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► remastered things came out intact i was [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► listening to it in my car tax man came [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► on i was like give me a fucking break [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► you can hear you can hear the mosquitoes [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► in the room [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► oh yeah that recording so i think is it [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► and your bird can sing i think that [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► might be the only video song according [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► to Paul that he never played on George [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► place based on that so Wow no way no way [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► I'm sorry I'm sorry she said 10 take it [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► all back to go back Paul play second [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► guitar on and your bird can sing his [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► best guitar player in the band and he [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► did not play on I want to say she said [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► she said I'm pretty sure you're [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► including all those all the songs the [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► oldest jaan songs later always on [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► everything according to Paul you know [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► what I don't have this in front of evil [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► and narrator we're going to get letters [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► without me you know there's a bunch of [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► ones were you know as you know he ended [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► up playing drums on some of the White [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► Album stuff and as we discussed he plays [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► me the most interesting guitar parts on [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► some of our favorite beatles i just sat [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► in a dressing room in Philadelphia [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► Pennsylvania not a week ago hurt [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► somebody said something nice about us [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► that's what i heard a lot of people [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► listening to Robert on the last saw you [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► on the YouTube talking about our pro [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► I'm always on the youtube for tuning [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► guitars point out my wife not it was [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► certainly cool you mentioned the shovel [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► was super cool I said did you get why [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► this is great i said because he's tuning [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► guitar this is why banter works [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► yeah you gotta talk about this in the [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► water keep our most were you in drop D [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► we don't you get some Slayer what we did [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► and i'm doing an open d-1 so I had a lot [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► of I had to tune all six strings of the [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► guitar [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► yeah but anyway i'm sitting in this [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► dressing room in this guy local [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► Philadelphia musician is back there to [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► talk to the headliner from sonic this [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► guy from from hooters [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► no he wasn't for looters although he [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► could look like you could have been in [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► the human psyche ahead and he is that he [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► starts talking about Paul McCartney's [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► like there's three things i want i want [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► so there's two things I won't take in [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► this live in this world i won't take [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► people talking shit about Philadelphia [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► because I'm from Philadelphia and I [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► won't take some other thing that I that [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► didn't register with me and I don't care [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► about and he said then the third thing I [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► won't take is anybody talking shit about [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► Paul McCartney was like a boy in the [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► wrong dressing room madam at the trauma [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► side with Paul on the John side [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► no no I love Paul I love Paul but I'm [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► not somebody that's not going to talk [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► shit about Paul here we go [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► because if you love something you must [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► talk shit about it you must shit free [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► least that's pretty good we sit in [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► college that you won't really finish [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► your thesis until you hate the topic [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► yeah the I there Paul McCartney is [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► absolutely unimpeachably as a musician [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► as a composer but he kept up and [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► together a god 1t masthead you're saying [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► Paul up through 1970 economy fucking [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► penis head [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► well have you watched let it be you see [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► how hard he tries don't know he's [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► amazing but he just he seems like the [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► guy that's walking around their shared [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► apartment picking up cigarette butts I'm [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► going guys gauze can i I get it is a [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► real thing about me it's really not that [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► doesn't it up you're saying all right [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► you're the paul mccartney of Roderick on [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► the line i play whatever you want me to [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► play if you don't want me to play don't [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► play at all up flower ball example yoga [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► fucking Yoko walks in and sits in [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► George's empty seat [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► yeah tell me that's not symbolic there [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► was a there was over a lot of you know I [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► don't think I'm gonna be the first to [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► say there were a lot of problems with [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► the beetle they had a lot of problems [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► and when I didn't realize was how early [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► relatively early on John was already [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► like I hate this like you know even [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► before Yoko when he was like sitting [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► around being depressed in the suburbs [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► and smoke weed anyway [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► ok let's but let me get that for the [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► other but due diligence but lemon was a [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► prick [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► I don't you think Paul is an asshole but [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► lemon was the toolset awful things he [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► was a total prick somebody's somebody [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► asked him everything I was the best [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► driver and rock'n'roll what he say he's [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► the best drummer in the beatles no no we [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► didn't even say that he said hes night [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► bestie he's not even the best drummer in [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► the beatles haha that's all she'll start [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► my beetles god damn it makes me mad but [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► you know there's always a greater [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► Beatles fan you got to stay out of the [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► way because let's get serious [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► they live in Japan we don't even [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► understand what they're saying cannot [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► find Matthew Sweet why we have it would [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► not make fun of matthew sweet because [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► he's working with Susanna Hoffs and I am [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► NOT for if somebody is going to be if if [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► somebody standing within 25 feet of [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► susanna hoffs I think that they are you [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► can't say a bad thing about to get [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► pretty voice yet here's the thing i was [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► not a Susanna Hoffs fan back in the day [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► in the walk like an Egyptian era I [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► thought that she was another manic [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► monday that's a cover the prints are [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► right yeah okay but I didn't like her I [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► thought she was too small she was too [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► she got to keep looking sideways can [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► always just what you looking at boy was [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► looking at these points like somebody's [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► gonna like the sniper on this side or [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► that side she's not in the right or left [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► I don't know when somebody sent me I [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► again a youtube clip i hate to advertise [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► youtube but it's a place where you can [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► watch videos that are not copyright [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► protected in any case somebody sent me [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► yeah Susanna Hoffs video from like early [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► nineties where she's playing an outdoor [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► rock festival and her band is doing a [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► cover of like when the levee breaks or [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► something like that [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► I don't know what it was i forget it was [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► something like classic rock too and [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► she's wearing these that these little [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► black stretch pants or whatever [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► ok now you got me and she is and this [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► you not in the bangles are the banana [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► ramas or whatever the help and she was [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► in [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► she's gotta you gotta band full of dudes [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► and they're like guitar face makin like [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► strapped up to strap with the strap to [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► hi dudes like la dudes everything about [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► it's wrong but they launch into this [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► tune and she just kills it and it's like [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► daytime rock festival thing it's not [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► even it's not even night she's probably [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► fifth on a bill of 15 but she just kills [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► it and and I walked away like Susanna [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► Hoffs ok whatever whatever else I used [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► to think [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► Susanna Hoffs can really bring you can [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► just search her on it was advertised [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► google images but she has done she's [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► doing some kind of fucking Dorian Gray [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► going on she illustrates she is i [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► handsome handsome woman today [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► yeah she's got to be 50 years old see [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► this is why I'm glad in peak in high [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► school but she looks so much better now [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► g bak pico I guess both peaks rpea [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► k.m.m.c because it both in the Twin [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► Peaks the time before peak as in peek [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► around the corner I gotta catch up on [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► that did you peek in high school I [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► always imagined a different night in [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► high school you're gonna be sometimes I [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► pick three or four times a day bad [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► feeling to concentrate on anything [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► yeah caustic resin I have to present is [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► not yet from the ultimate alternative [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► waivers that I was named Brent bread [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► bread [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► yeah I I button hold him at a show a [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► constant presence show one time just so [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► i could be else puji about ultimate [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► alternative waivers really interesting [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► is that we talked about which is a bit [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► still record [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► yeah the first one that I heard that I [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► fell in love with the first one the [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► first album do they have the car the car [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► single was before that is ok look at a [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► record [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► well anyway it's early this is very [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► early and he was even in the band [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► anymore cuz i think he had no challenges [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► but the commodities people yet yet [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► challenges like a lot of you Seattle [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► yeah it's just so weird I mean like it [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► it's when you talk about built to spill [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► and i know i won't even go to see built [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► to spill because they always play Slim's [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► like Sloan is the only band i will go to [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► see its limbs [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► I'm sorry x.x other than that you know [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► white no matter where you stand there is [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► no sight line anywhere its limbs and [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► makes me crazy [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► this is a this is an interesting thing [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► about about American clubs and I [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► just realized this opening for a man on [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► the east coast i played all these cities [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► that have played many many many many [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► many times about opening for a man i was [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► suddenly in i was playing these clubs [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► that not only had I never been to but I [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► had never heard of and they are big [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► clubs in each one of these cities that I [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► mean Philadelphia obviously i played the [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► world cafe where I plane and in the New [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► York the big cities sure you play the [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► big clubs like out in Alexandria [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► Virginia or annapolis maryland playing [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► these places where people sit down at [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► tables to watch a show he had got a [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► thousand people in there and everybody's [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► talking about this club like oh it's a [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► legend this club's been here forever its [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► legendary i'm like i have never heard of [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► this club and I go and I look on the [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► wall and there's like all the people [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► that have played in this club and I'm [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► going down the list of him like I it's a [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► whole separate music scene the the [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► Lucinda Williams and the remedies and [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► the people callin aerials and shawn [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► colvin and there's a whole network of [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► clubs that that honestly there could be [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► there could be a whole music scene of [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► people that are like I go to clubs every [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► night I've been to clubs all around the [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► world and and they have never cross [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► paths with me except at a truck stop [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► somewhere where they were headed [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► they were headed alexandra is a parallel [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► universe [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► it's a parallel universe of clubs and [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► rock fans that are that are just doing [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► this other thing I bet Susanna Hoffs is [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► playing at those places in fact right [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► now with the with matthew sweet but for [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► instance you can't even stand to go to [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► slims and then happy no matter where you [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► stand [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► no matter where you stand its limbs here [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► in somebody's way yeah i mean bottom of [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► the hill is like that but there are [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► places that bottom where you can camp [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► out you get into a corner and bottom of [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► the yeah and you can still hear what's [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► going on within all you tell me this in [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► San Francisco there's a rule of two [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► right isn't there like a fucking you [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► might have told me this or I heard it [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► somewhere but you start out like where [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► you play cafe du nord right like I'm [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► gonna get this wrong and people will [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► tell me but like to cafe du nord is a [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► bottom of the hill [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► to bottom of the hills is a great [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► American two great Americans is a film [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► or is it is that kind of right in there [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► i got like a sec building but I feel [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► like that is true [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► yeah although the number if you want [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► more fields being an annoying to guess [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► I'm gonna fucking follow more people go [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► up go up exponentially to I mean it's [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► more expensive to put on the show the [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► film more than it is at you know to put [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► on three at the bottom of the hill or do [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► you have any idea how hard it is to find [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► 45 angry hippies to act like they like [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► music staff there now you go to the [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► great American you like you get your [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► dude they're the backstage dude they [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► treat you write the great American right [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► yeah absolutely [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► well Seattle has a similar thing except [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► it's kind of a rule of threes like it's [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► three crocodiles used to be a showbox [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► three show boxes are paramount but there [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► are a lot of bands like death cabin and [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► and built to spill for instance and [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► modest mouse these bands could have [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► played a paramount but they would rather [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► play three show boxes [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► uh-huh because in the end you walk with [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► more money from three show boxes [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► well I think that's I think that's super [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► smart you know that's one reason now for [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► example he didn't you shine open for [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► they might be giants one time we open [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► for the many times and nobody will ever [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► encounter now you know that night at [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► great american it was a sit-down thing [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► it's a weird show because you know [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► they're trying to make electro & chicken [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► fingers and shit so you should you bet [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► you pay more but if you want to see up [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► in the mezzanine where you can see or [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► you want to show on the scene on the [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► floor if you want to see you gotta pee [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► gotta fucking food you've gotta like [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► it's real stupid [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► let me tell you a little thing about the [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► music business tell me there's nothing [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► but it's a people trying to make money [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► everybody mean like almost everybody [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► yeah and they'll sell your chicken [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► fingers if that's what it takes listen [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► Merlin right now i would sell your [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► chicken fingers of if if I thought I [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► could get them to your hot and fresh is [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► what separates your pro I don't want to [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► sell you cold chicken fingers or have [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► you open a box and it's like these [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► chicken the they're not crispy anymore [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► if i can get them to you right now I [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► would this is what makes you artisanal [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► and it's what makes our show artisanal [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► you know I sometimes bemoan the fact [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► that we're not you know ridiculously [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► popular as a program but you know what I [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► I don't want to have I don't want to [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► have the dog March problem i don't want [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► to be entertaining dumbasses I like the [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► fact that we're getting people who can [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► tolerate a huge amount of pain [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► pawn in a little bit of a giant talk to [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► girls get to someplace important [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► something happened to me a couple weeks [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► ago I went on to your Twitter account [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► and read your @ replies sorry I have [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► never done this before I've never gone [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► to a friend's Twitter account and read [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► what people are saying to them and I was [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► appalled at the way people talk to you [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► how's that I was appalled well there are [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► all these ding-dongs out there [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► correcting you on stuff where you're not [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► they're like oh no Merlin Mann here the [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► barber Don but Don everybody's got it I [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► mean no you get you get tons and tons of [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► people congratulating you and telling [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► you they're your hero but there are also [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► all these people who presume that it's [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► their place to correct you on some of [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► this or that it is that's their place [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► I'm not criticizing now that's what it's [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► for I mean they got they got a keyboard [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► just like me you know yeah I you know [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► the thing is I've said this before but [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► like I've been corrected for for [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► spelling wookie incorrectly and i've [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► been criticized is am Telling it [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► correctly [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► I've had I've had to have arguments with [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► people about whether i spelled [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► incorrectly or correctly it's nots [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► really super hard to find out how the [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► correct spelling something is and yet no [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► matter what you do something and organs [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► yeah it's a kind of argument is it is [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► not now I understand now you're always [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► arguing with people on your Twitter [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► because you say provocative things and [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► then you respond [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► yeah you're saying mine is more caustic [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► I get more caustic responses yeah i know [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► people people respond to to my Twitter [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► account with the with only the most like [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► fearful deference I gotta start writing [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► those like mr. Grady sorry I'm sorry I'm [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► sorry to interrupt you sir but I just [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► wanted to say thank you for everything [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► you do for us who signed loyal fan [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► it must be a lot of people who are [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► finally at a point where they're willing [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► to share how much you've helped them [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► like for a long time is probably hard to [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► even you know get the wherewithal to [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► obviously approach a man of your stature [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► but them to be able to be so open to be [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► so exposed to the time like you right [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► people people want they want the I get [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► the feeling a lot of people before they [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► reply to me on Twitter they put on that [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► they change their clothes they put on [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► some better clothes [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► like put on me i'm not saying Sunday [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► best but they dress to impress some some [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► not clean but less dirty less dirty yeah [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► maybe they may be put on a hat and then [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► it's dirty shirt and they when they [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► reply to me on Twitter and and sometimes [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► I reply sometimes I don't already do [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► after that today I go pick up his [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► prescription do they take off the [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► clothes they get passed by probably sit [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► in a chair and stare at the floor and [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► think about the wording of the tweet [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► they said to me and wonder if they maybe [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► could have done it better or there and [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► then they think they get kind of [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► paranoid like fuck it [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► he could have he could totally [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► misinterpret what I said yes and they [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► think should i send him a second tweet [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► clarifying tweet also them don't some of [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► this is what makes the the end of the [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► evening dangerous especially anyone [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► anywhere you are where there's drinks [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► whether it's the end of the the event at [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► something like macworld in my case or [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► whether it's the end of the evening for [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► you and I know usually hide your [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► dressing room behind your feelings of [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► guards but it's when people video is the [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► end of the evening when the people who [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► would have liked melt around and just [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► come up and said hi [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► earlier they get to get 11 or 16 drink [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► cinnamon and then there's a lot of [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► there's a lot of candor [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► yeah do you ever get a lot of candor I [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► do get a lot of Canada particularly on [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► this last tour because I started selling [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► hugs [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► did you really still hugs yeah i forgot [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► to bring any merchandise that was moon [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► and I was sitting I was sitting [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► backstage and I was like I didn't bring [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► any merchandise on this tour and and a [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► man says we gotta merchandise because [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► because how else are people going to [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► show that they love you with your [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► chicken fingers by something I why [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► should have what I should have done is [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► ordered chicken fingers on my backstage [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► Rider and then sold them from the stage [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► I got a chicken finger here who want the [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► chicken finger but i said i'll sell you [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► hugs for five bucks I high fives for [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► high fives for to fist bumps 41 and I [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► went up there and let me tell you hug [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► somebody after a show and you're very [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► you're very moist after-show john i am [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► but I'm a great hugger dry or wet wet or [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► dry i can give you both kinds and and [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► somebody and then they're really gonna [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► tell you a story you know it's not like [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► it's not like the Walkabout hey great [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► job and they stop and they got they got [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► a story to tell [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► yeah and I love people stories you know [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► me I i love a story too [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► I you know you said something a long [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► time ago that I wasn't so sure about [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► like all things with you it takes a [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► minute to sink in like I'm not sure I'm [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► is extraverted as I thought I mean I'm [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► definitely a loudmouth but I think I'm I [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► don't say introverted but I definitely [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► had a certain point you feel like coming [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► like a cold coming on I could feel that [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► I'm gonna need to not be on seeing and [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► what did I tell you that you that you [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► took a while to think about well that [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► clients you're less extroverted than you [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► thought [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► yes you know that's right you're right [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► you're right you're right but you know [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► it's hard getting is a phrase like you [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► gotta recharge your battery i think [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► that's important [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► don't know you get do you get time to [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► recharge your battery out there within [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► about a man i'm pretty sure I heard a [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► song of hers in the seminary movie [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► yes she's friends with the Tim what [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► yeah they in fact they co-wrote a song [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► I know I get mobbed up with these famous [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► feels small world small world maybe I [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► don't you know what I like my life my [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► life is modest it is manageable you know [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► and you know i don't know if i need a [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► lot of celebrities in my life that must [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► be hard for you John you know a lot of [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► very famous people including yourself [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► yes it's hard to manage know because i [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► know because i have cultivated this is [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► this air of of impenetrability right so [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► so reading at the early nineties huh [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► yeah well then I had a cultivated an air [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► of of intoxicated the ability now and [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► then remember how potentially work now [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► there's down there was an error in [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► between there was an error i was better [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► trouble and now you know and it's it's [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► an air of impenetrability it isn't that [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► I'm actually impenetrable but so I mean [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► I'm in a room full of famous people [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► whatever people are going nuts all [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► around me and and I just uh I let it [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► bounce off me but it seems like people [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► must constantly calling you please [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► coming you know what perform Dubai with [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► catherine zeta-jones yeah yeah [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► please visit you know you know go to Las [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► Vegas and visit somebody's tiger or [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► something you must get a lot of things [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► you have to manage [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeahs fact that you're gonna [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► love this [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► the mayor's office called me and said we [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► want you to be on a panel talking about [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► because they're really trying to promote [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► Seattle ism as a music town and after [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► years and years and years of trying to [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► squash every music or cultural related [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► activity here there's a new bear and [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► that he likes music and so I'm on this [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► panel like this panel with sir mix-a-lot [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► it's not even a panel it's me and sir [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► mix-a-lot you can mix mix and we're [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► talking about you're talking about [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► social networking and I'm like what are [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► you what are you talking about i don't [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► want to be on this and they're like no [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► no Paste Magazine says you're the number [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► one musician to follow you live here in [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► scandal so you can beat on our panel and [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► talk about social networking and I'm [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► like to to whom [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► well you know who to whom a room full of [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► ding-dongs absolutely i'm saying how [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► tedious coming to set up on this panel [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► with mix and mix of course is gonna go i [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► don't know i don't i don't do that i [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► just blew the main mix doesn't tweet or [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► if he does I don't know about it and [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► then they're gonna look at me and I'm [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► gonna say yeah here's the secret be [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► funny I guess and like be nice and keep [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► moving it out of the way thank you [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► goodnight and then somebody comes up and [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► gives you there a little half-size new [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► cards as follow me [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► I'm gonna get 700 business cards at this [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► thing every time somebody hands me a [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► card i say the same thing I I straight [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► to say like this is nothing against [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► anybody but like I'm really not taking [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► any paper tonight honey laughs and [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► handed to me and I say can be super [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► honest with you [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► what should I do with this right like [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► are we supposed to set an appointment [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► for something I'm supposed to write your [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► name down in a book it's nothing against [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► you it's just like what do you do with [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► all those cars that look for [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► while you're sitting there looking for [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► state because i'm being honest and [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► honesty harms people say to somebody [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► they say hey Isabel let's have a zipper [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► seven meeting and you go like you know I [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► barely have time to love my daughter but [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► I I I mean this is nothing against you [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► but like how do you accept not you but [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► this person speaking I can't you accept [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► all those things [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► I could use that is that like his breath [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► is that paying out a lot of benefits and [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► here's the other problem so there are [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► people that there are people that follow [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► up this is the thing about people they [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► fall off about what will they send you [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► think they're like hey following up on [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► that on that handshake that we had at [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► that meeting just following up to say to [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► a show in a heart index cards you hand [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► him an index card Yusei start here when [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► I pretend to fall [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► nice meeting you have a good night [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► that's what do i do that ten times a [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► week I say when I pretend to fall go buy [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► this record is really good [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► is that here's the other thing is you a [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► little bit just to what drop me an email [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► and i'll tell you about that thing about [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► what I can and like the things on the [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► cock right that's like what like we just [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► talk for five minutes and now like we [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► got to do another thing but how does [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► that how does that scale but here's the [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► problem with these social media people [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► this is the problem the social media [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► thing is well you know that a WC ok so [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► why does that thing exists because it's [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► now a racket yeah there's action used to [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► talk we talk about things like you know [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► SEO social sector or search engine [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► optimization or search engine you know [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► marketing and that's still a thing but [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► now the thing is that people don't even [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► have fucking websites anymore I just [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► come finish our site is come to facebook [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► i just get on facebook because i turn my [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► account off so you don't exist for me [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► anymore [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► look I got in a huge argument with [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► Hodgman the other day because I was like [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► hey stop tweeting about your tumblr like [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► temple about your tumblr tweet about [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► your tweet don't stick to stick to [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► scramble and the best show on wfmu you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► up trash bag he said he said first thing [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► don't tell me I'm doing it wrong and [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► second thing I i want to i want people [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► to go over to my tumblr because I like [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► it better and I'm like well screw you i [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► mean here's the thing is 7000 tumblr [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► followers and 700,000 Twitter followers [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► and he likes doing is tumblr better but [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► he's afraid to leave is 700,000 [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► followers called it's a difficult thing [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► to do it's very natural to want to [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► leverage one thing to another thing [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► everybody does it it's but you have to [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► be somewhat circumspect and everybody [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► makes their own decisions about that so [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► I was but I was bitching about this on [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► Twitter as you do on cheese and then [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► somebody on my facebook page says why am [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► I reading about the Sun facebook haha [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► because but it was ported over to my [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► facebook it i got called yeah everybody [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► does it I mean like here's the thing [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► though many tumblr is what I'm gonna do [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► I'm gonna get a tumblr here's what I'm [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► going to dominate a tumblr mad fucking [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► tweet about it on my facebook if you get [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► a tumble you should also get a twitter [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► that auto announces to your Twitter and [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► then you can retweet that [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► oh you can get something get something [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► that oughta to tell your Twitter's i'm [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► riding on all out i can take this to my [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► to my seminar mind here's my problem [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► every time you meet somebody who calls [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► himself his or him or herself a social [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► media expert or a social media [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► consultant is why I carry a fire [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► extinguisher everywhere I go because [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► when somebody says that to manage him [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► right in the face with the fire [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► not now what about the stream you got [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► the literal fire actually you know it's [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► an empty fire extinguisher at a that I [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► filled with sand and I just about up you [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► know when it will be X or devise a fire [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► if there's an electrical fire you got [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► saying to throw on it nothing wrong with [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► that if you're a social media expert i [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► want to see you have 1 million followers [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► most of it otherwise [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► Connect connect connect can I put a [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► little bit of sauce on that spaghetti [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► somebody comes to you and says hi I'm a [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► social media expert [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► I help people build their social media [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► presence whether that's SEO person [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► whether that is a social media person [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► with that any kind of service that [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► somebody does where they say I will make [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► you this thing hey look at me on this [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► what is your second tell me what the [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► second or third most successful site [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► you've ever done is besides around put [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► more pointedly show me one thing that [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► you've ever done [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► it's not about social media or SEO or [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► whatever show me one thing that's more [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► famous than your own site about SEO show [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► me one thing that is more famous than [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► your own fucking Twitter account about [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► social media marketing because I know [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► what I think you're somebody who's [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► really good at marketing yourself and [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► you got somebody else paying the freight [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► yeah and you know what you're never [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► going to turn Bob's winner barn into a [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► facebook sensation they're never going [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► to be as popular because all you do all [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► day is fucking have social media [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► bullshit about social media bullshit [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► it's all the way down John this is this [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► is what's wrong with Seattle this is one [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► musician will move back to Seattle yeah [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► I say this very thing anytime somebody [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► offers me relationship advice [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► I'm like have you been married for 40 [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► years and raised five kids [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► to adulthood then shut up and go back to [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► mind your own business okay do anything [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► but if you're really good at breaking up [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► with people [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► oh that kind of relationship advice [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► that's the thing i could write a book [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► about who the cloud selling short i [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► could break up with somebody and they [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► don't even realize it until your [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► thousand miles away [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► wait a minute did I just get broken up [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► with wait a minute too late [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► the ninja ninjas gone you know why can't [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► that happen to me once already go write [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► me a check that that's like that's a [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► goddamn shame you know because you know [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► what sporting we should talk about the [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► internet that makes me mad though you [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► know it's one thing to go like I'm going [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► to go and you know what you see is what [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► the fucking comics the quote-unquote [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► funny people on the Twitter whatever [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► type of the funny pages [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► you're not gonna like a newspaper yeah i [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► was i I have a whole have a whole [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► grievance about the newspaper phonies [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► but you go ahead and talk about comics [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► know the other comics [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► no I just think it's I think it's a [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► little bit you know what ironic [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► paradoxical that some of the most first [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► of all some of those joyless people in [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► the universe make a living theoretically [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► making people laugh well there's some [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► bad but then you go on Twitter and [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► they're not even funny it's just an [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► external catch me at the Laugh Shack in [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► pasadena yeah like that's not for me [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► that's not that's not even like you know [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► tim and eric and meta anti funny like [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► going directly i like tumeric and I [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► don't like spiders a great guy but he [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► made him I i have not met her but i but [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► I hear I hear nice things about it when [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► you gonna choose me at leoch rich guy [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► well you know leaves a busy guy make [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► your hand making up making famous I had [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► responded to brad bird today which I [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► very seldom do with famous people [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► yeah and what does he replied no no I [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► don't need that yeah just very popular [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► twitter i don't think people respond did [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► you see the Adam Savage thing [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► mm maybe somebody's house up Adam Savage [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► covered the commander thinks aloud on on [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► piano right piano you that's all I can I [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► told you the time one of the times i was [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► in his man cave he was playing the [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► ultimate record [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► yeah well you got like see you I think [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► he liked going to be covered on stage [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► and now it's a now it's a a YouTube [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► that's another YouTube plug God let me [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► ask you this about YouTube what is the [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► deal with all the ukulele covers when [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► did that become a thing every time I [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► look for a song now there's like there's [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► like a bunch of people with like other [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► kids [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► Peter taking a picture themselves [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► playing ukulele song here's the thing [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► about the ukulele ok it is actually [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► pretty easy to play not fair with a like [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► a French horn or be soon not well it is [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► easy to play not well but you can pick [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► up a ukulele and very quickly you can be [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► playing music which is something that [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► you can't say about the bassoon you [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► can't really even do that with the [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► guitar and certainly not the piano but [TS]