Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hey John how are you hey Merlin [TS]

00:00:08 ◼   ► how's it going boom [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► ok you ready I'm ready ready this is [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► based on feedback from one really [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► keeping track i think is our 5th listen [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► are you ready [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► we have five with knows well it's hard [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► to I think some of them might be [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► somebody downloading twice know like [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► from their room and their moms room but [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► you're getting feedback from them [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► you ready for this yeah you ready for [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► this I'm ready if you I'm like a [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► passcode for this so i asked what do you [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► ask a PMI I'm BMI okay i want to let you [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► ready yeah haven't rehearsed this is [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► gonna be from memory [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► okay Roderick on the line [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► oh that's nice that's a that's out of [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► that is taking who are only melody from [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► the long winners [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► wow that's the way you put that so [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► flatly is really a lot of charm out of [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► it up actually songs realize how explain [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► explain why i think i have i have the [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► times that you don't drink an idea i [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► think i told you which of your songs i [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► think should be in which commercials [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► yeah that's one of the things that [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► remember you're the one I told you the [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► no-brainer [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► no I I probably wasn't listening because [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► of the because of the you drink and I [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► don't roam you're just watching mr. show [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► video and your underwear in my living [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► room [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► yeah I was just like oh uh huh ah ok go [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► ahead and what was the song that was [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► going to be in commercial and i have [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► worked out the exact instrumentation [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► obviously wouldn't be you [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► they would be paying I guess BMI or [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► Joshua whoever owns 200 music you're my [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► home is your modern music no its owner [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► its offshore company it's an indian [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► court company outside bad that the the [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► kind of gets intoxicated or the the kind [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► of telephones here helping kong you're [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► ready dot dot the absolute completely [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► redesigned for new generation integrated [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► mp3 players [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► their conditioning jetta 2012 more than [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► shapes the pause is important and it [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► should be moving the middle like a [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► landrum like to get together [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► yeah dude anyway it's not there's [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► another 1i anyway first connect please [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► get your feedback on I have literally to [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► index cards les is gonna be a very [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► difficult call for me up you know you [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► could go into the archives [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► oh you can start you start over at the [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► pond I want more i'm happy i have the [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► problem is i have another program that I [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► do occasionally and i have as we say in [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► the computer says oh guilt [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► wait a minute that was pretty good what [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► key is that in mm this is a guy i'm here [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► Jonathan Coulton home studio now that's [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► not it was funny [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► how's it going clears out see your AG or [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► what is that i picked up this harmonica [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► and it seriously is a bass pro shops [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► branded harmonicas fisherman's Monica [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► the fish fish Monica management stereo [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► back in the day it's in the key of C [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► button but sadly as I put into my mouth [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► the first time I realized that it tastes [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► like baby powder oh yeah your left too I [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► don't know why you would put baby powder [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► on your harmonica is but ok that's what [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► i think it was a blind melon Jefferson [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► that used to do that on white wine lemon [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► melon only know how to find that rittany [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► so could you ask Jonathan for any [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► harmonica please write the age of baby [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► powder that's the sea is well you have a [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► capo you can put UK poet [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► uh-huh now I haven't died to keep going [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► lucky with my record my boy yeah college [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► needed no he's not a single good note on [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► this instrument I don't want to play the [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► marine the from the halls of Montezuma [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► keep your special musical episodes i got [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► a lot of music that you cannot think I [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► said it's about the Marine Corps theme [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► is a really that's a that's a very [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► useful piece of music to know emotions [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► just ride this John start around the [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► third hole mmm that's good she's that [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► have to do with ping-pong ok no no easy [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► ping-pong and you want to do an hour [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► later and here's the thing i want you to [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► blow in imagine imagine going up one [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► note at a time low suck blow suck try [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► that one hole at a time start with the [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► third hole [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► I can't play along against to this too [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► much innuendo [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► all right here we go you want to get [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► back with yes that's not the Marine [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► Corps being the inside of mobile with [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► the Memphis blues again you ready to [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► start [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► ok so but the part I really like about [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► that is and it's probably a lady singing [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► there's a lady kool ad chorus it goes [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► with the Marine Corps theme i don't [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► think there are any women singing you [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► want to be really nice look around at [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► seven listen that room for a moment I [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► always a floor moments the billy joel [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► guy I'm listening was the hair guy who's [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► a killer Joe Jerry Lee Lewis now I've [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► been listening to fill the other one [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► specters actor probably the greatest [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► christmas album of all time a familiar [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► with that Christmas gift to you or [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► whatever it's called pretty sure the [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► greatest christmas album of all time [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► design I'm steamrollers o generations [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► record i learned about mannheim [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► steamroller background and i was very [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► surprised can I tell you first of all [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► you're not from man home [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► no team there's no no mannheim [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► steamroller that's a service market you [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► got Colby my mom you know what I have an [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► astronomer right small I've got you only [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► have two cards left is where so now let [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► me just really quickly because I got [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► these two cards i had I i ate a pear [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► tart and I'm a little goofy so I have [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► gardens are fermented parrot are a no I [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► don't drink [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► gardening and night Marine Corps oh yeah [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► your memory for short i'm gonna write [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► USMC and I don't understand the way that [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► you used by five cards entirely battery [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► dies and leaves anything fat face [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► you can't think that's fat writing [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► really small writing a whole bunch of [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► stuff really small on a three by five [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► card is kind of big exactly the opposite [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► would help you out of a century [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► photograph of my desk [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► I've seen your desk you reading my [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► actual office office like no no you have [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► that since the last time i was in San [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► Francisco but i can guess what it's like [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► there's like chew spit cups all around [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► done since 1999's and uh you're talking [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► about I capture that my captors rather [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► than the rain dollars of man a poster on [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► the wall of a white Lamborghini with a [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► bikini girl leaning on it and you're [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► like that poster with like 10 garages [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► yeah it's different kind of supermodels [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► in a driver china on it i am like it's [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► like a wet early December CP it's just [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► fucking like fucking Dickens in here [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► it's all rights it's ready a little cold [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► stone shape German assistant wearing a [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► scarf and a top-10 morning and purples [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► always the Barrows does he have a song [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► with barry smith in it or something [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► be sure it does I I used to tease him a [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► lot about all his songs being about [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► pirates and at one point at one point he [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► said you know we don't have a single [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► song about pirates [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► listen to me i went to college where I [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► said every one of your songs about [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► pirates don't kid me his songs are about [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► like secret pirates with master's [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► degrees this is like pirates that have [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► written a thesis and haven't lost a [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► fucking limb mm um can I have written [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► down on this is just between you me and [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► the harmonic I've written or toilet [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► paper and I don't know if you can [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► discuss that I would like at some point [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► to discuss the toilet paper issue have a [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► lot of strong feelings about toilet [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► paper as you can imagine you have an [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► anecdote that they had me I believe in [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► the parlance literally laughing out loud [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► no rights [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► yes I was [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► actually you know that that that [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► anecdote actually has now born further [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► fruit they make thursday on the line [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► okay well I'm come back to that they [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► make fun of you in the book about that [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► not make fun of me in the book there's [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► actually a character in wildwood named [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► after me and and and his name is derived [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► from that toilet paper incident ok I [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► think we should like everything that [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► very small here so remaining also i like [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► your pal i'm usually talking to that and [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► talk over your bell when you get home I [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► want to use the bellmore mhm and their [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► other songs [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► there's one song of yours i thought [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► would be really good for a miller beer [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► commercial [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► I can't remember what but you know a lot [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► of they all are ok everyone of America [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► if not have anyone from miller is [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► listening right now I know I'm not [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► supposed to break down the fourth wall [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► and talk directly going against our [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► audience done but let's say [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► hypothetically if someone from Miller [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► hypothetically was receiving this [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► communication any one of my songs about [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► the Miller Brewing Company when walking [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► rate to license for a nationwide [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► American military that would be on why [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► the Austrian there huh [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► there's some songs that really get used [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► a lot in those commercials and movies [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► have you done if you ever noticed that [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► you know what I mean wild seeker dude [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► dr. rock dude i was at i was at my [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► in-laws last night from my [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► mother-in-law's birthday and the TV was [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► on like it always is the other show [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► called on the red carpet that's just [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► about people literally being [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► photographed on the red carpet [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► that's a television show I was talking [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► to the Colton's this morning about how I [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► stop I don't know that is why don't know [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► what you're talking about [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► yeah I know it's their new york people [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► and and until she's well she's really [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► smart all these people are smart [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► yeah that's that's the problem is in [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► westchester county is that right [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► no no they live in in brooklyn i would [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► say about the time accident want to have [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► an evil don't go back go ahead you have [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► any longer York to mrs. mrs. Colton his [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► real name i think you're here here's [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► their name is Christine here is the the [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► funny thing in college I live in Spokane [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► Washington for a couple years and one of [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► those years I lived in a house that we [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► call the amityville because it was [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► Barnes shaped like The Amityville Horror [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► house and a bedroom and you woke up at [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► three fifteen every night [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► and we we were like it we tried in that [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► way that you do when you're a sophomore [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► in college like he popularized around [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► campus that our house was a was a party [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► house and that you should just refer to [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► it as a medieval we all do a big party [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► in a medieval is we can come on out at [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► that I don't be like this like Graceland [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► it just sounds awesome have a name for [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► your house [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► yeah and I think for for for a couple [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► years even after I stopped living there [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► they still kept calling the house a [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► medieval I don't think I think it's like [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► all like all colleges where in the [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► eighties you can have 10 guys living in [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► a big Victorian house and everybody's [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► paying twenty five dollars a month rent [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► that's those days are gone now and I'm [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► sure there's a family of yuppies living [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► in that house and have no idea the [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► terrible things that happen their food [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► is a lot like let's be honest it's like [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► Amityville Horror right inside the [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► library was made up as far as i know the [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► blood that was on the walls that a [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► medieval in spokane was all blood that [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► that none of it seeped out of the walls [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► it was all like splatter blood for me [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► either from yet from you youthful [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► hijinks we're pretty deep here [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► bell yeah and you know a seven cents for [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► writing small oh yeah anyway other one [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► so Miller Beer so you know a lot of [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► these to get some of these songs that [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► you know for me it's died down one of my [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► least favorite things eric clapton has [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► ever done and I have a lot and where do [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► you start that list well you know he's [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► one of those ones that have to be honest [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► Jeff Beck and jeff beck is I think jeff [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► beck is important because he helped us [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► get Eddie Van Halen put things back on [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► after morir dinner [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► I'm not gonna sit here and defend jeff [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► beck don't touch don't defend you what [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► there's that I mean there's some it's [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► guys elements but it's a good guitar [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► player let's just leave it at that [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► we're confident in the connection really [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► be into back ola and I was just like [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► I've listened to it I'm like I'm [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► blow-by-blow like we don't homer and I [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► was like I just yeah I'm just as you [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► know what is it skipped a generation i [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► just could not not like the yardbirds [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► but I couldn't get into that all that [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► all that music that you're supposed to [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► like none of it's like the yardbirds are [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► not did not age well it's now lets up on [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► three [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► so you can make a lot of dough and he [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► throws out a Budweiser commercial nor [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► was it michelob I don't remember food [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► remember the time for a while and [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► budweiser i think was was hiring [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► actually hiring the actual talent behind [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► a lot of famous songs and getting them [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► to do them like to the tune of that one [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► Budweiser song oh I think Ronnie James [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► Dio did one to the tune of rainbow in [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► the dark [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► speaking of ronnie james dio love that i [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► was walking through JFK yesterday [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► airport and they're playing a they're [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► playing christmas carols how we back and [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► I'm walking to the airport in there you [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► know it's like rockin Christmas carols [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► like rockin Santa Claus new year [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► whatever i'm walking through in the end [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► the music turned up a little bit louder [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► than you would then you normally get [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► music in public spaces who [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► and anyway and I and I hear this voice [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► singing christmas colory I'm like I know [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► that voice whose voice is that [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► walking I've got my bags i'm listening [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► with one year and I'm like broccoli [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► bulimic don't know anything about your [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► allowance this is over the general just [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► over the general PA and I'm thinking [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► rainbow in the dark [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► that's Ronnie James Dio and that's [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► Ronnie James Dio see a christmas carol [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► it can't be [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► I haven't had a chance to google whether [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► or not he did but his voice is [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► unmistakable [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► but it was associate Christmas version [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► it was not rainbow in the dark yells hey [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► it was it was it was Ronnie seeing in [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► his rainbow in the dark voice it was [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► from that area you could do the [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► production queues were from her that it [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► was was it like a traditional like [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► Ritchie Blackmore kind of all time funky [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► song [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► no no it wasn't it was like Rudolph's [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► rockin Christmas want to look this up [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► that's right was that's terrifying there [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► were like three things about it that [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► were terrible and it made me think at [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► first that first one before i could [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► quite place his voice was like is that [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► David Coverdale it has to be David [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► Coverdale he's the only metal vocalist [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► with with so little taste the hinge on [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► wed could do a hell of it do it but but [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► it turned out I mean I swear to you it [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► was it sounded funny [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► you couldn't there's nobody else's voice [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► I think he's pretty he first of all [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► interviews he seems really cool when I [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► didn't say so he passed you did huh just [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► reason my friend my friend Matt did [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► something and I think it was 2004 that I [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► helped out with when you remember i will [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► all of it was crazy about the howard [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► dean oh yes we started a site called and [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► asked was because it was the first big [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► internet you know driven thing like it [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► was the famous first like giant internet [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► president so we started do for America [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► and we had a whole thing website about [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► running still running for president and [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► like everything going horribly awry he [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► threw a priest in a river there was a [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► gonna be a woman to me out for look out [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► you have to be born in America to be to [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► run for president [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► it's see I thought he was from New York [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► it's very New York accent when he talks [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► Oh running view is an english i'm almost [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► I know exactly I'm just almost but I'm [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► almost positive these from New York i [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► will check this out and find out where [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► this is going to be awkward for me if he [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► is if he is an American he should [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► somebody is listening to this right now [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► I'm going you guys are just your candle [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► with in campbell Vivian Campbell is oh [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► my god do is American eastern New [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► Hampshire yeah that is really love the [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► granite state that's awkward for me I [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► guess I'm just never know you're there [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► are certain people who wear a lot of [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► chainmail you just assume are from [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► England because that's where people will [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► wear chain mail or if you go to goodwill [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► in England you're going to literally [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► find chainmail with short email and like [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► leather gauntlets and stuff and deal [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► wore a lot of dawn what had got let's [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► see is a tall man you know they've been [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► called health because he's a little bit [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► very very small guy and I just assumed [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► he was English [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► I'm so embarrassed my metal credibility [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► just when John let me talk you off the [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► ledge my friend I i think that i thought [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► the same thing for a long time because [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► all I ever heard was will mainly rainbow [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► black sabbath and di I mean no elf but I [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► mean I think it's very easy just look at [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► the who is running with right now but I [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► mean come on birmingham's finance [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► digital cameras in heaven and hell [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► what do you think course i think that is [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► one of the most underrated records of [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► forever and certainly I would just go [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► down and just say it is easily one of [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► the best buy [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► except albums ever you did well that's [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► quite a statement but you didn't you [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► didn't smoke a ton of pot and sit around [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► like dark dingy places with metal heads [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► and and get all dark did you I don't I i [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► never think of you as being like even [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► like melons are stoner no i'm not a [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► Melvin stoner I never was yeah Melvin [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► stone whatever you never did it ever [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► since i was i was a Melvin stone her for [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► quite awhile there you like to say it [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► seated him and like and like like not [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► chatting just sitting in everybody's [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► staring at a at a at a wet spot on the [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► floor you know and not not like happy [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► that drugs for happy drugs for sad [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► you're eating algee and lemon tree house [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► I mean when I yeah when I first smoke [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► but later on no it was all like going to [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► the world's coming to it coming to an [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► end and where the work you know [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► yeah that's it the apocalypse is [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► happening in it's just going to be us [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► sitting here watching watching some guy [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► play in a world of warcraft try to think [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► i did have different bands for different [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► drugs I i think i did smoke a lot of [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► part one point but it was not I don't [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► have one specific kind of band for hat [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► for hash it was Joy Division four women [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► susan the Banshees mom and the story I [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► told you before I will always associate [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► the call table nitrates rush locker room [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► with England mom steamy see I told you [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► you you you went through [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► mmm nitrate phase but you know that's [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► like a gay sex drunk [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► yeah i know i didn't know that until [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► it's too late um yeah no no it's a cheap [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► I you by the sex store when you're you [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► know a kid and you can go in there you [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► know I'm up when you're a kid at the sex [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► store [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► I don't think you understand the story [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► you're trying to tell me right now you [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► know what kind to say for somebody who [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► used two different kinds of influence i [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► do not need a lot of attitude from you [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► alright alright I'm stopping off you [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► know you let a little nitrous but the [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► sex the more than shapes that's where it [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► was sold you go in there in it with a [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► cut rush [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► yeah well it did you like walk past all [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► walking adolescence front eyes front [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► don't look at the dildos just going here [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► for the I get your ex extra I should [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► have nothing an extremely tight sailor [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► suit I'm not gonna lie to you but you [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► know and the things I've been working [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► out a lot you know home yeah [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► yep yep also had a you know what's weird [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► paid for it with a roll of silver [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► dollars then I happen to have you pulled [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► out a yeah my zipper terrible [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► yeah anyway ah that's what that story [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► right was snorting snorting rush at [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► ac/dc concert and I i thought i was in [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► an obtrusive place i thought i was you [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► know nice and high up in the stands [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► turns out i was just a few feet from the [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► cannons oh hello [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► but the phone's about to rock and are [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► nothing but instead of playing headache [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► you get with this stuff just like we [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► were there is the invaders ACDC this is [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► more like they're whatever maximum [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► overdrive past the primary i was there [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► to England but yeah anybody who never [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► really had a prime arm and his videos on [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► YouTube are so worth watching [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► so this is the this is the thing about [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► people who lived in the United States [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► who like get that you cannot get like do [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► you cannot understand what it was like [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► to be a kid in Alaska in the seventies [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► and eighties because everyone in Alaska [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► loved heavy metal but no heavy metal [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► band I with the exception of the [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► Scorpions no heavy metal band deemed [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► Alaska worth a stop on their tour so we [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► were sitting up there starved for for [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► ac/dc to come through or van Halen to [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► come through and and all we got were the [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► third tier metal bands we would get you [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► know like Dokken would come through or [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► rat would come through like they're [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► gonna change [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► I mean I those were great the those were [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► great at the time they they scratch the [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► edge but I talked to talk to people now [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► my age were like oh yeah I saw like it [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► was mostly 7r and dry for 20 minutes and [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► see like you know van Halen anyone [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► invasion didn't happen impossible no [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► chance though the one exception that was [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► Ozzy did come in 1980 with randy rhoads [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► and played a concert at West High School [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► Auditorium in Anchorage it was the [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► biggest event I mean it's an event [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► people still talk about Ozzie at West [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► High Command any reslife at a high [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► school auditorium [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► and i could not go because I was in [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► seventh grade and my mom said no you [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► can't go to a heavy metal concert and [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► what was amazing is that a simulcast or [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► not I'm sorry they didn't broadcast the [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► concert but on the local heavy metal [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► rock star not heavy metal but the local [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► album-oriented rock station the djs like [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► went to the concert and just live [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► broadcast from the parking lot [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► we're here at the Ozzie show dude [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► everybody's going in [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► it's your ways and stickers now we're [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► gonna play some more Ozzy whoa dude [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► antigen and and so i sat at home in my [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► air force flight suit my orange Air [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► Force jump suit that I wore at that era [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► all the time [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► anytime I wasn't in school clothes i was [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► in this orange flight suit and i sat at [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► home and listen to the Ozzie concert [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► process like a scene from a strip club [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► like a sec okay guys should see it the [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► bosoms on these legos know these girls [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► are totally very good and then reading [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► like jokes from playboy like that's [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► appropriate [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► yeah and so I was really good at all and [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► a lot of my friends went and saw the [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► show and you know and still I'm sure [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► still if we if we SAT and talked for an [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► hour they'd be like oh dude you totally [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► missed it [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► so anyway but so we never saw any of the [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► grey rock shows none of those bands ever [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► came to Alaska except the scorpions who [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► came to alaska every single time because [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► those guys are the those guys are the [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► working man of of heavy metal rock [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► wasn't it was it to get to Asia where [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► yeah they wanted to pan or something but [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► they stopped and played a sold-out show [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► at are at our big arena the solvent [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► arena and and actually I think there's [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► some there's some Alaska there's some [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► Alaska recordings on worldwide live the [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► Scorpions famous eighties live album [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► with that idea with the kiss style [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► screaming audience at it in right it [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► really really the audience was stolen [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► it's about cost minor is that correct [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► like spotless mind you I said I could [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► finish reading The Canterbury Tales but [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► i can't tell you how much time I spent [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► with the guitar for the practicing [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► musician article 101 like you that [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► intervening roxy is the only well I by [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► massacre both of them but I spent so [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► much time just on no one like you can [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► have a great that was crying like back [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► quick right now you know that he really [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► a guitar player was faster she not not [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► not really training as this not dieter [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► dieter das Dorfman Moses named get a [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► cell wall [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► I know this is a guy this is a guy yeah [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► i know is that weakens our attack i saw [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► i saw them in spokane a few years later [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► and and I was you know you used to get [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► right up on the wall because I was a big [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► kid I I I could I could force my way [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► right to the front even when I 17 18 [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► years old and right up there with all [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► the tough guys and I was at a scorpion [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► show and he looked at me I'm i can write [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► over and looked right at me was like [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► yeah rock dude you you dude rock and I [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► was like we rock [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► du bist rockin and now I don't even [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► remember his name a-are you talk about [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► the guitar player look at the guy with [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► the white explorer with the black stripe [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► right there are 2 i'm gonna break my [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► rule any of our five listeners were [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► women [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► nobody awesome idea sobs but his jabs [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► right on the test [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► that's the thing over pronounce that a [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► little bit of money is your jobs maybe [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► that's maybe how he pronounces it but he [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► called him with Matthias jabs anyway so [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► yeah there's a problem here is that [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► there's a detailed color timeline for [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► this on the wikipedia page is they're [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► all the different guitar players of [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► hello everybody Rudolph shaker you got [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► the ahmardians yobs or sometimes jobs [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► friends over for i think was they tried [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► to make him the guitar player and no I'm [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► sorry I might get Michael Schenker [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► friend is trying to Michael shaker to be [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► the main char player and he kept like [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► screwing up he couldn't he couldn't [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► couldn't stay off the drugs or something [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► and so they got Matthias jabs in there [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► and he's a he's a workhorse [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► I was a big scorpions fan is up how [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► could you not be they were they were the [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► great yeah that's not the time they were [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► and they were but they were also a [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► little weird and it's a single oh yeah I [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► ever tell you about the time I played in [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► the church basement with one hour [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► practice they were talking about that [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► that was the name of the band won our [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► practice you have a name [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► come into play at somebody's and you [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► know it's the dumb story but you know me [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► you know I can't sing now imagine me [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► singing still loving you [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► we try to look for her stones about I'm [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► I'm sorry those tapes don't survive when [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► God again all the way from the start [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► Andrew was not an awesome song I the [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► days that things that is how i love that [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► the Indigo's mama pride has beaten long [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► so strong that i can make it to [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► determine rare bell what a great name so [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► good so did I think i'm thinking of you [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► Dierks Neider that was the night from a [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► centrifuge from exception and he looked [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► a little bit like Lars Eller ecstatic [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► got two balls to the wall man I wasn't [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► the thing is you know the reason that [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► music was so resonant i think at the [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► time was and this is something that we [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► forget a or at least I find other people [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► forget I don't forget i remember is that [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► those were real heavy cold war years who [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► and the fact that these bands were [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► German gave their heavy metal a kind of [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► deeper import you know they're there was [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► more frisian to their apocalyptic [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► scenarios in there there big power [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► balance because they were facing [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► annihilation at the hands of the red [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► army at a moment's notice [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► right i mean that was 99 lift balloons [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► that hole when I was a great pop song [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► but maybe they're going to the music of [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► a Falco exactly pleased about it when he [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► said amadeus amadeus oks amadeus amadeus [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► amadeus at am XL is also dead [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► yes Harvick past well let me let me let [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► me just take that in a little bit of [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► mrs. dash to it i had a max lxl two on [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► one side of it was talk with 3 by Falco [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► and on the other side was Robert [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► Palmer's [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► the lone thicket to love right that's a [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► great mix tape or a great double side [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► that was an outlier for me in 1985 or [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► whatever that was that was a little over [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► an hour [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► I have so much to follow up on here John [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► anything but with the way that you refer [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► to people what made you say when someone [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► has died you say they pass and the south [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► and it and it's it's believed that when [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► Jesus dies i think that you know I this [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► is this has come up a lot recently [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► because of my mom was going through a [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► phase talking about the baby where she [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► would refer to the baby having bm's and [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► I was like don't stop saying that okay [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► with you know it's okay to say boo [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► she's like the baby had three beams [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► today I'm like a tad and that makes me [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► very uncomfortable I feel like a minute [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► I feel like I'm in some kind of hospital [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► again like like not not a hospital like [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► a medical hospital but like an insane [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► asylum where you would talk about what [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► you would talk about people's BM right [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► like you did something you would talk [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► about an adult who was proved successful [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► it seems like menses it's one of those [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► things where it's at yeah just to you [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► know it's a it's a it's a word that's [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► just a little too technical [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► you know i love bolus I like bolus i [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► love that word olas I think it's a kind [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► of poo [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► oh honey when you shop around past yeah [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► it's not it's it always sounds to me [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► like and it's just too little too [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► it's like it's like you would say it's [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► it's like a doctor talking to somebody [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► to talk to you about your aunt [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► oh she passed yeah pastor passed away i [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► think that's that's to where you say you [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► say somebody died died she died I think [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► it must be a southern thing I picked up [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► yeah well the south is always very [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► euphemistic in the South almost [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► everything is communicated by what is [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► not said I I that might that sounds [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► ridiculous but I really really believe [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► that as somebody who literally never [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► stops talking [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► I was having a lot always had trouble [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► communicating with people because [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► everything smoke there's a certain kind [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► of code isn't just about you know racing [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► class that has a lot to do with it but [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► there's so much that's based on what you [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► never say right and you kept talking [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► past [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► you kept talking right through that I [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► you know yeah yeah but I mean you know [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► it's not even just like the super easy [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► passive-aggressive suburban stuff like [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► there's just certain kinds of stuff that [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► nobody needs to say and the fact that [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► nobody says it is what makes a powerful [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► right right [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► it was like that Alaska to some extent [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► right no Alaska culturally is much more [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► like the the things that the things that [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► don't need to be said are that you're a [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► fucking faggot food you know like shut [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► up and get out of my way type of theirs [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► you know what I mean like uh there's no [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► there's no there is no cultural milieu [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► in Alaska that needs to be navigated [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► it's just like are you going to bulldoze [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► that acre of land or should I had our [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► unity is your photos are we going to use [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► my bulldozer how's that distinct from [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► Manhattan [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► oh well in manhattan now you know like [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► in the new york city area cause I mean [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► there's a certain kind of famous not [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► candidness but but certainly like I get [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► the fuck out of my way [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► kind of but in New York you're dealing [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► with the the reason for it is that there [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► are 10 million people here all trying to [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► use the same public restroom at the same [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► time right so you're so so you have to [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► you have to say what's on your mind [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► because you have you have other people [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► to navigate in Alaska you have the [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► opposite problem everyone has one square [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► miles of land that could be theirs alone [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► and so the question is much more like [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► why are you here why are you why are you [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► sharing why are you breathing my air if [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► you don't have a reason then you don't [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► you move on you know it isn't the same [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► as here where it's like you know we both [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► have to stand on this team corner of the [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► sidewalk right now and so there better [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► not be many mistaking like who's bo [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► you're smelling type of both of them [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► seem very stressful both both of those [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► kinds of ways of living you know depends [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► on what your thresholds for other people [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► none i mean like it's just I'm [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► constantly anxious about things like [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► we'll see then in Alaska you would go on [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► fun because you never have to see [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► another person if you don't want [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► but like you know I would have to see [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► the person at the general store well [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► that's okay that's a good example [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► because going to like a 7-eleven in [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► florida i felt so much more sense of [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► danger in Menace at a suburban 7 11 then [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► I felt like walking through really [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► sketchy parts of San Francisco it feels [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► much more happiness like from the chili [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► dogs themselves or from just the doing [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► without you even I don't get hot food [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► from 7-11 anymore [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► even I have stopped that is really into [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► the called a biggin hahaha this is an [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► implied ' before the you for beginners [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► the is the hot dog wrapped in a burrito [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► no John it's a microwavable cheese [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► burger with chili on if memory serves [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► oh right this is a time when I my friend [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► Sam and I would hang out and talk to the [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► guy at 7-eleven that's what we would do [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► we would hang out and talk to the guy at [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► 7-eleven because he's from New York he [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► had stories we have stories right huh [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► yeah we used to get two hot two chili [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► dogs for ninety-nine cents at 7-eleven [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► and you could put as much chili like [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► pump chilly chilly out of a pump and [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► cheese out of a pump as you could fit so [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► you put the two chili dogs on one of [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► those paper trails chili sounds like a [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► german porn movie I felt this little [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► chilly [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► it wasn't an aerosmith record pump [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► chilly but but you put these two hot [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► dogs inside this this paper boat and [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► then you could fill it you could fill [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► the boat up so the chili dogs were not [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► just covered in jelly but floating in [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► chile and then put like where i got like [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► a new yorker cartoon of a desert island [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► except there's a hot dog in the middle [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► especially if there's a little amount of [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► hot dog under there and then and then [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► you can put a melted nacho cheese over [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► the whole top don't think you're [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► supposed to I think that I don't think [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► that she's ever intended to go on your [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► Island dog but I'm telling you for [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► ninety-nine cents you could you could [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► avail yourself of any of the condiments [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► and if you didn't if you didn't float [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► those hot dogs in in a in a chilly see [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► who and then cover it with nacho cheese [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► you were not exploiting early on your [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► money on the table [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► that's right that's right [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► this is your big trick you could get you [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► can basically get 6,000 calories of of [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► cheap of cheap ground something right [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► that pump chili chili is five today [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► won't you please do something about the [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► weight of my cow right i mean once upon [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► a time a cow lived in a field and a [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► grass and then there was pumped chili [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► and whatever happened between that count [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► there was booked between that cow and [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► that pump on the counter of an anchorage [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► 7-eleven [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► however distance that cow had to travel [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► to become pump chilly there are a few [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► steps in there I don't want to think [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► about this kind of back this goes back [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► to your simple butcher right that's [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► right that's right the simple but the [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► butcher that wrote the new the cow [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► yeah and let my favorite sandwich [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► Morrison book then there was pumped [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► chili [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► no no I mean that of a simple butcher I [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► think that's a simple Butcher was a hell [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► of a that was a hell that I mean I'm [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► getting to know my butcher now right [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► actually but you told this is the end [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► one of our early visit you you want to [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► make sure you understood that [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► how about how this became pump chili and [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► you want to know things about the [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► relationship of the steer you wouldn't [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► know you know in detail right at a [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► certain point in in masticating mean [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► machine masticating this countdown into [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► a form where it could be pumped out with [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► a pump that there are too many [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► opportunities for wraps fallen just [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► before I felt a cow there there are [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► there are not many edible animals that [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► are more solid than when I was not a cow [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► it's a steer a steer is hard to move [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► right after our to get to get a steer to [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► the point where it could be pumped in a [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► suburb is a lot of abstraction telling [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► you I'm telling you it has to be you [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► don't do that are a couple of swipes I [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► mean that a lot of food and then shoot [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► again and then shoot again and then [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► buried in the ground for a year and then [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► reconstituted like games yeah like [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► kimchi it's basically pump chili is the [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► kimchi up [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► I don't please stop some amazing let go [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► there just to see what it looks like i [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► know you want to go there right now and [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► we're right they want to float a couple [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► hot dogs in this might be one of the [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► zipper memories but it isn't it like 10 [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► here's another question about having me [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► hot isn't like ridiculously hot I mean [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► in terms of temperature it's like a [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► hundred eighty degrees when it comes out [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► of the top when it comes out of there [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► but I mean you have to stick this down [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► their caregiver and he's heard that [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► paper you carry like a paper doily kind [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► of thing [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► well that's the UK and paper doily and [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► then you're trying to eat it while your [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► friend drives right it's the there's no [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► think about a 7-eleven there's no place [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► to sit there and eat it I can't actually [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► when I get a hot dog I get a hot like [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► they are occasionally 49 cents that big [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► the quarter pounder and I'll are half [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► powder i guess i'm not sure anyway it's [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► a very very large hot choc rounder [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► should make choices and rugby by should [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► pitch it but was wearing an extremely [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► tight sailors it huh [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► it's not being able nitrates in front of [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► the 7-eleven [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► well I showed a half-pound weiner up [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► that's the castro are you wearing a [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► really tight sailor suit and a dog [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► collar connected to a boombox it was [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► playing giorgio moroder could take it to [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► connect typically oh my god Jon now with [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► this in Alaska [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► oh yeah i mean not that my willingness [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► to eat things that are that were pumped [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► to me really dropped off after i left [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► Alaska like I knew somebody that worked [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► at an Arby's that said if you take the [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► roast beef you take the big roast beef [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► out of the freezer at an Arby's yeah [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► like plastic in case roast beef that [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► they that they micro slice and then fry [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► on a little hot fryer thing he said if [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► you take that if you take that roast [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► beef out of the freezer and leave it on [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► the counter to thaw overnight in the [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► morning it's just a bag of liquid it's [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► just a bag of life I've heard I've heard [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► effort that quote unquote roasted [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► equally of our be seen by the way arbys [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► is an acronym [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► did you know that I think a background [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► in pakistan for America's this country's [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► best yogurt [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► yes America's roast beef yes sir yes oh [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► yes I think that's a backronym I had my [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► girlfriend and uh [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► we talk about when we talk about member [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► last time my friend of mine who wasn't [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► out of the closet yet who screeched [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► about it being a country western [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► Albemarle that we talked about yeah we [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► did talk about that might've been [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► offline but but he was the manager like [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► an assistant manager there and my [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► girlfriend work there and there's no [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► there's like three stinks that food [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► stinks like there's the food stink of [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► like seafood seafood based italian [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► restaurant there's the dumpster at a KFC [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► and then there's anybody who's ever [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► worked in an arby's and there's the [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► smell of that arbys i have been told [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► that quote unquote roast beef is not [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► even like steak on quality it's it's [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► like compressed awful and variety meats [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► a lot more truffle would awful you [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► pronounce it differently awful i say [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► okay I'm gonna say offal and variety [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► meats that's what I heard and it's like [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► an Australian the Australian to give to [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► get from a cow in a field you like [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► eating Daniel I'm part you would have to [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► go through a pump and I'm thinking that [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► the pump me they use at arbys is like [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► some kind of pool pump like the same [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► pump that you would use to like draining [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► swimming pool [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► it's like remove frogs and leaves yeah [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► you just have to I mean you have to get [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► you have to get the cow into the hopper [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► first of all ya got the call through the [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► aperture into the hopper and then it's [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► got to go through 34 first time here [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► stealing your little kid his stories [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► about hot dogs have fingers and I'm like [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► they don't stop the line like when [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► somebody's nose goes in or whatever and [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► you know whether or not that's true [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► there's certainly a lot going on with [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► the processing of food at every level [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► that is just horrifying but what freaks [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► me out is the number number of people [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► between that count the pump and the [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► number of parts of that process like [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► it'd be one thing if there were away [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► like some kind of a chuck jones like [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► wile e coyote machine we have a final at [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► the top and a 7-eleven chili pump at the [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► bottom and somebody drops in a steer and [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► a little bit of a you know cayenne [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► cinnamon in my case [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► yeah and then some tail gets in there [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► Jackson eyelashes in there but it's gone [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► because you saw it all happen it's [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► chilly like you know your standards [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► should not be super high with chili to [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► begin with and if you're getting out of [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► a pump but there are too many people who [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► have too many people in the process of [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► the production who have lost the [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► relationship between what they're doing [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► and the fact that at a certain point [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► somebody's going to eat it [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► I see this even happening when I'm [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► making a salad at my house stuff falls [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► on the floor and the distance between [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► the counter where I'm making it and the [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► table where I'm going to serve it to [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► other people is far enough which is [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► six-and-a-half feet that I go back [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► that's fine i mean there's a little dirt [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► on it whatever it's my dirt came off of [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► me so it's my dander whatever not that I [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► don't want to discourage you from eating [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► at my house because this this is just [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► part of the process we all good we all [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► do this a certain amount of certain [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► amount of dander makes it into all food [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► but the more people between the couch [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► eating dandelions and the pump chili the [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► more dander the more differences a lot [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► of a lot of unnecessary extraneous [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► stander yeah and this is why I although [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► instinctively I hate people who are [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► precious about their food particularly [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► urban urban people who want to talk [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► about where their food touch about that [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► a local force [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► oh my god I'm so I i want to get into a [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► fistfight with every local or I meet and [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► that makes me a real pic northwestern [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► get happens Portland yes I'm wherein [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► said you sent me that the fistfight [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► between the two local bore ya chefs wear [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► one guy was like that pig wasn't from [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► Portland it was from a different area [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► code that had to be hospitalized [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► yeah i'm getting her leg yeah but even [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► in spite of that it's that but the [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► question of the question of of because I [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► think dander in food is a kind of a it [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► follows an exponential process though [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► with the second guy is like the way you [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► put down put down some mail on the [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► counter and then you put a magazine on [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► top of that pretty soon the covers the [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► counters completely covered you're [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► saying gander [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► it's an attractive kind of dander exact [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► well it like the second guys dander [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► doesn't double the first guy standard [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► geometric it's at its at times ten [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► better lot of second guys hander is a is [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► a you-know-what exponential amount it [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► exponentially increases the amount of [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► dander until until probably that pump [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► chili [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► it'sit's including it's just dander and [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► cayenne pepper [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► how many ppl dander is the binding a [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► talent agent how many not how about this [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► instead of people in your reckoning [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► as somebody who has enjoyed a lot of [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► pomp chili if you were to go from a [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► steering field to 7-eleven with it where [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► you're abusing the pump chili how many [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► let's just say entities do you think [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► you're between I mean you can say people [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► that actually influence the food one [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► because they didn't you got that you got [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► the whoever whoever owns you got the [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► people who are like putting down the [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► dandelion seed you've got the you got [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► whoever shoved it into the sluice right [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► at least I hope you got your guy that [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► sits there they're really there are very [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► solid right now so and you got you got [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► to assume knowing what I know about [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► people and I get into arguments with [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► people all the time because there [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► although I although on one level I am a [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► Lockean thinker in the sense that i [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► believe that man is basically good i [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► could they be the degree to which they [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► get more in the sense of that your [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► philosophy involves looking things up on [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► Wikipedia and half understanding it up [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► there's that too i guess that makes me a [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► Hobbesian Thomas lock didn't have [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► Wikipedia jockey was just john locke for [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► what it's worth but that's the Thomas [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► lock I'm talk about his younger brother [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► Tom sorry I think about that later john [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► hobbes no no John John John Hobbes was [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► the character in the comic strip [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► I think if they could have lost so [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► here's the problem with hot here's the [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► problem is that I ultimately I am [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► Hobbesian in the sense that i know that [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► people have sex with dead things you [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► know I know that this is true I've seen [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► enough programs where the where was [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► about somebody you mean that is messed [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► up more often having sex with a dead [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► thing you mean that as a metaphor you [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► mean literally it's literally people [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► have sex with dead things [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► it's a thing that bad people do people [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► i'm sure i'm sure there are people on [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► the internet right now who are thinking [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► Germans Germans have sex with that not [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► all those guys are class minor or money [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► and jobs a lot of the problem the the [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► Pacific Northwest was home to a lot of [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► serial killers we have the Bundy Green [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► River River Killer and these guys every [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► one of them they would sneak off and [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► have sex with these people after they [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► were dead and so I have to think that [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► somewhere in between that cow eating [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► dandelions and chili somebody's having [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► sex with the dead cow [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► in some part of the dead cow and even at [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► every point in that a business called a [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► value chain in every part of the value [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► chain for crs l am not sure which is but [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► every point instantly like this museum [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► is liberation they like the brown unlock [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► the counter clause in college [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► grandfather for money so funny [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► the best you know that was pretty damn [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► gruesome did you did you know that I [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► live down the street from the the bank's [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► you robbed now we're at the time now be [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► found at the top now now she's it was [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► just as a bank go to there was a video [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► store nuts now it's just a place that [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► used to be a video store mr. up and take [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► me inside to see that the players and [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► here's videos and she robbed then it was [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► a hollywood video and so my point is you [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► never taken me better [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► um you know like in a closet your big [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► night [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► oh I have the bank the bank that doesn't [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► make delivery and i'm only raw video [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► it's like next to like a fun place now I [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► don't care what is now but he could have [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► stood out there looked at it and talk [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► about i photographed yes I photographed [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► it so here's the thing i do not i do not [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► want to make this classes i do not want [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► to make this steerer store pump assist [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► but in my reckoning of this and I've [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► been listening reckoning a lot so i keep [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► using that word [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► yeah I want to talk about I want to talk [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► about the a day 7 64 because i think i [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► mislike synchronicity of the word uh [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► when I want to when I was in fifth grade [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► my reading never asked synchronicity [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► this is before the police song [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► yeah so is being good employees though [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► please being good at all k before [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► synchronicity sorry and I remember my to [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► reading books in fifth and sixth grade [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► where synchronicity and diversity and [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► both of those words were alien to us in [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► grade school right the first time you [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► they handed you the book and they're [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► like here's your new reading books [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► synchronicity a none of us knew what i [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► meant and it seemed like it was a very [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► advanced book like wow synchronicity [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► this is going to cover some advanced [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► topics like when we asked what [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► synchronicity meant the adults struggled [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► to explain [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► and that was the beginning of when [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► school started to talk about things that [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► weren't just like cat and dog and was [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► such as a reading books social studies [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► what was it a reading book like it okay [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► like like the I think this was you [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► remember when you're in fifth grade and [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► you're always had and it was single name [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► was like a plural noun always right but [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► but you were but if you were reading [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► above the level of other fifth graders [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► they would give you these books that [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► were like this is at the seventh grade [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► reading writing is unlikely and round [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► like the yellow and the green srs yeah [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► and so you're like diversity is that the [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► ninth grade reading level really eighth [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► grade reading level I don't even know [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► what that means [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► ninth graders reading reading on the 9th [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► grade level meeting a ninth-grade level [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► sounds efficient no matter what that's [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► about that sounds bad if you're in fifth [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► grade and you're reading a ninth-grade [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► level that's not bad but right now is [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► somebody said I think Marlon man reads [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► that about a ninth-grade level right [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► announce our be problematic [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► we had a in Florida you know you have to [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► take a civics class and our book was [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► called uppity what um orange flag know [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► what to pump chili the point is that [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► there's a lot in the value chain in the [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► SLA and the CRM and ERP of the the [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► getting to the pump [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► I'm just saying there's a lot of people [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► there's a lot of dander and at some [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► point along the way I tried to clear [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► John I don't wanna be classist ears but [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► I think at some point along the way [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► there will be at least one person in [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► there was probably having sex with the [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► deadpan not averse it's goes through [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► their mind [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► I'm just saying in the same way that you [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► would go like you know what I could [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► totally get some of the Tom's chips out [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► of that machine more you would go like [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► you know I bet I bet when she leaves i [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► could get her panties out of the dryer [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► you could say that's deer is not moving [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► right right i got a break in 10 minutes [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► and although i'm not gay no it is about [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► it's an opportunity it's a crime of [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► opportunity if it's dead does that still [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► count if you have sex with a dead thing [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► of your same-gender yeah I'd say here [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► thank you still get ya ok so that is a [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► steer is that correct a steer versus a [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► cow they're all these years are boys [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► ok here's are castrated boys I guess [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► it's castrated then I don't know that's [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► this is ambiguous now so you got it but [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► as at [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► chicken is a class of bird a rooster is [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► a potent mail like a stallion and then [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► at the chicken always a lady think the [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► chickens always a lady [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► okay i think it's a it's a cape on right [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► if it's a classroom is a pointer pull a [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► pullet maybe this is an elongated [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► chicken pull it is a long chicken right [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► it's very confusing all these magicians [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► that that's one of the that's one of the [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► things that they're starting to really [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► the answer restaurant down I think long [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► chicken a lot of chickens but the thing [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► is this is why i always wipe the wipe up [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► a can of pop before I open it [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► oh yeah well I always wipe it on my [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► shirttail because of the story and I [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► don't remember when this was put planted [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► in my brain by what sadistic adult but [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► some adults that oh yeah you know those [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► truck drivers they go back in their [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► trucks and he all over the all over the [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► pop cans and at the time [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► that's a letter is a long drive to [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► Alaska well it is but here's the thing [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► when you're a kid you're like oh like [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► that makes perfect sense of course these [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► guys would go back and pee on the pop [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► cans but speaking as someone who has [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► driven many many long miles i can open [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► that door is gonna go back there and [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► climb up in the thing at p going to be [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► on the roads are you stop so I said [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► you're exactly right you're gonna [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► there's so many opportunities to pee and [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► so and there's so much work involved in [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► getting opening the doors and getting [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► back up into that truck right i mean [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► there's no chance that a guy would go [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► back there just to pee [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► he might however go back there to pee if [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► he's actually trying to get his pee and [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► a lot of people's map or fucking steer [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► know this overtime a popular time I guys [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► delivering pop now there's no there's [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► not gonna be any still think the gang [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► loads know like you know when they move [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► when you get a moving van a lot of times [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► you gotta wait a while because it can [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► charge you less than getting load 1 i'm [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► wondering when a truck pulls up outside [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► of an arby's I bet you it has both it [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► has both furniture Papa that the bags of [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► liquid beef and the the syrup for the [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► different kinds of pop outside 111 like [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► resourceful like like pee fetish truck [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► driver [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► could get his pee on probably the salad [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► greens like the whole thing he could [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► stand back there and really just [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► recently he can hit the potato cakes he [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► can hit the turnovers for he saw you can [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► hit that horsey sauce is probably [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► fifteen percent body fat whore hate this [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► night looks like the other thing that [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► comes out of that hole horsey sauce is [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► so freaky looking [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► horsey sauce really you called i can't [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► even call it horsey sauce because I I [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► just think of a sarah jessica parker I i [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► think i think of it as sounding like [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► something that you used to inseminate a [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► lady horse it's a full of holes of my [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► horse right always a baby horse official [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► we're going to anyone hey Herrmann you [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► have come in could you I taking taking [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► that horses always taking get everything [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► with that term unless could take and get [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► 10 get that over Justin you didn't have [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► taken you know there's another phrase I [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► heard last night for the first time I [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► wear to two people are throwing the ball [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► back and forth what are they doing [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► I toss the ball around well what's [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► another phrase 40 like out playing catch [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► well thank you so the phrase is playing [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► catch what are you doing you're playing [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► catch throwing the ball back and forth [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► but I'm here in New York with this group [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► of new yorkers were watching TV and [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► they're the people on TV are throwing [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► the ball back and forth and and somebody [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► in the rooms oh they're having a catch [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► that sounds English sometimes very [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► affected so what having it is called [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► Colin it's colin Meloy by his carriage [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► and is Barry Smith to the to the arena [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► to see the baseball play I think he [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► would call that having to catch ya well [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► in any case as I'm sitting there [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► berating this room for people because [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► everybody in the room agreed that that's [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► what they were doing having a catch [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► because they're all from Connecticut and [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► whatever I was like having a catch [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► who are you people what are you talking [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► about and then the character on TV says [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► we're having a catch and it and I felt [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► like I was an alternate an alternate [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► universe like the whole time I was like [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► The Truman Show like they've been poor [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► I've been being toyed with my whole life [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► and everybody else is actually speaking [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► completely differently [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► this is this is this is not funny but [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► you call it pop online you know about [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► the whole soda coke pop you know back [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► sack poke you know those kinds of black [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► folk [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► we we drink pop right and we have bags [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► you think this regional and like for [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► example like where you are right now [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► you'll say standing on line which is [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► something you hear almost almost nowhere [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► when you think he thinks you're fucking [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► has any regional flavors to it [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► I'm exterior fucking probably emanated [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► out from a central steer fucking place [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► like you mean it was like I was like [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► like the calculus you think maybe he had [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► an inventor independently different [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► place so i think it was independently [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► invented many many times but i think [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► that the terms to your fucking you have [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► to have fucking already right and steers [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► i think that you know that trail from [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► from Texas to Montana where they ran [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► they ran the cows right up and down that [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► is right your truck that ran their trail [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► of chili pump tears looking for lawyers [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► you can't steer piercing through the [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► years yeah you could call it our BRB [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► penetration you canada your piercing I [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► don't know kinda like that that's that's [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► way more castro the sheriff fucking dead [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► be yeah well let's see i mean not [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► metaphorically [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► I don't think I don't think I've had to [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► do some things that were spiritually [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► dead [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► what about Jake Hoover do you think he's [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► gonna fuck the JFK think there's any [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► truth to that [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► that's a terrible thing to say you know [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► the story right on you know this [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► conspiracy theory though right [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► the exit one thing no but I can't do [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► that without you know I've been going [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► through as a indicated to you be going [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► through extraterrestrial encounter phase [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► as you do is what this is it's actually [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► topic for you and so well no I don't [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► believe in the I don't believe in the [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► program but I do but but where where my [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► interesting conspiracy theories lives is [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► all the way is purely in the giant [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► government cover-up about the [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► extra-terrestrial secret Overlord [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► government not really interested in this [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► conspiracy theories about the about the [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► the Kennedy assassination [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► but you know that could switch I six [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► months from now I could be all about the [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► Kennedy government is capable of the [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► conspiracy at this point no I don't [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► think it ever was i don't think there's [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► anyone smart enough [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► here's here's here's the the basis for [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► work or can keep a secret well enough [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► well it isn't it you get two people [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► can't keep a secret right only one [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► person can keep a secret [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► really but but when you're when you're [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► out walking around in the course of a [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► day of course of a day of interacting [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► with other people do you ever meet [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► anybody that you think how often do you [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► meet somebody where you're like that [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► person is smarter than me Mike often [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► does that happen that person is smarter [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► than me huh [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► honestly yeah I don't know not very [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► often [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► I'm guessing you mean very like like as [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► in one or or is in my head I'm just [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► having an exchange with somebody and [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► encounter you can tell somebody smarter [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► than you right [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► how often does it happen I mean haha i [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► feel arrogant I feel like no don't feel [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► like it's all right nobody's judging you [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► it doesn't happen i'm not a lot a lot [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► not like I feel like like that person [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► has better social skills are shoes than [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► me like i feel that a lot [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► that's right now how easily how easy do [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► you find it to keep a secret a real like [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► juicy one that I juicy secret that you [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► secretly feel other people should know [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► mm Oh something like an important secret [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► right i'm not talking about like oh I [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► have to keep a secret for I you know I [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► one of my good friends is sleeping with [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► somebody on the side and I don't really [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► like his wife so I'm not going to tell [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► her because I don't care about her right [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► I don't feel very good about my friend [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► doing this but I don't have a dog in the [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► race of telling the wife last night only [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► when I talk about the kind of see where [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► it's like oh shit there's like arbys [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► beef is seventy-five percent bandar and [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► right now helping now the chili gets [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► pumped and like yeah and I don't care [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► about the people at arbys I'm not trying [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► to protect them [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► people should know about this but right [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► set but but whoever the last guy in the [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► dander chain asked me not to tell and so [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► technically it's a secret [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► well like I should just let you make [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► your point but but but if it was that [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► kind of thing i think i would probably [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► feel like I probably had to tell people [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► i know that's right answer but i would [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► feel it will be hard for me like you and [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► I were hanging [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► out and like I saw you about to make [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► making chili island with pump I I'm i [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► would probably say you know what its [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► electron try the notches that's a lot of [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► dander in that well here's the thing now [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► that and my exposure to the corridors of [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► power is perhaps a little bit more [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► intimate than your average price is [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► about being arrested [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► well no it's not that it's that my [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► father was a politician and so I i I'm i [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► have known the US senators i have known [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► more than more than two US senators and [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► that then they have known me you know [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► like i know these people as you know [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► someone not like oh that's my u.s. [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► senator and we met one time but these [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► are people that my though we know that [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► our family right for the people that we [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► know and those US senators who some of [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► one of whom in particular was a very [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► powerful u.s. senator with a lot who [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► wield a lot of influence these people [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► are not any different than you or I they [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► are not any more capable of keeping [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► juicy secrets they are not anymore [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► certainly not any smarter and and so it [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► raises the question like it [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► yes they are charged by their duty to [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► keep more secrets than you or I in the [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► typical week but really there's no [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► there's no way that they that all the [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► conspiracies in the world like I I'm [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► afraid from from firsthand experience i [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► can say no there's no no no one that no [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► one in the quarters of power is any more [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► capable of keeping things hidden than [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► you or I right so I just I feel like you [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► think they would even tell the senator [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► sell well again one of the one of these [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► senators that I that I knew well who was [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► a was chairman of the committee that [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► mines this business like the black I [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► don't think I was John but you know [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► there's a way to look up everyone that's [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► been a senator and everything in it and [TS]