Top Four

Top Four 10: Starbucks Hot Drinks

 

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  outside it's a beautiful day 30 degrees

  windy looks like a good one you found I

  was doubting you know I had to find

  along the clover machine that's good

  they still have one all right flat white

  is there any value in also getting the

  latte macchiato or is it close enough to

  the flat white that like yeah it seemed

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  chai latte green tea latte

  the espresso come

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  and the London Fog

  and finally you had gathered a hot cider

  or

  I have a few more just a few yeah go

  ahead

  yeah all right is your clover working

  cool all right what do you think is the

  best clover beam that you have dark

  medium

  perfect let's do Nicaragua thank you

  also a tall fight place all right short

  americano a short cappuccino

  a white chocolate mocha and I think

  that's it yeah

  that's all yeah just just these like you

  know all right you take Apple pay oh you

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  that's all right no one has cool thank

  you we're in the corner you know that's

  your life do you know which is wish yeah

  they're all label that's my last one

  that's your last one yeah I got like how

  do I get one two three well I'm sharing

  a couple of yours

  that Kate and I have five they're

  exclusively mine but then I want to try

  your flat white you steal my pen already

  yeah a record um it was one little

  mix-up I got two caramel macchiatos

  instead of a charge no rush really when

  it works all right

  maybe you'll end up yours from really

  liking the car Lafayette oh well I do

  really like yeah it was good I mean my

  top contender left so high so I are here

  for a top four winter special

  Starbucks on location edition so we're

  here at they're a local at one of our

  local Starbucks because they are

  everywhere and we are we walked a whole

  bunch of drink

  and we're gonna taste and see which ones

  make our top four I have two caramel

  macchiatos by accident but we're

  rectifying that and we're gonna wear a

  taste test unit should we get bottled

  water why we have so much liquid here

  blender the palates no all right all

  right so we're gonna write down each to

  wear this I'm gonna start with the flat

  white

  how many do the coffee's first the base

  baseline coffees

  I got a Pike Place and a clover brew of

  the Nicaragua beans this week which they

  said over those medium ones what just

  kind what I'm going for

  they tend to roast really dark for me so

  I went with the medium into the dark

  even though you can do prefer a little

  bit darker roast but no not not as dark

  as they so let me try the Pike Place fir

  this is their house plan so I can't

  write on top this is a fountain-pen

  think'll just run off oh you mean do my

  pedestrian pet yeah here's layman's man

  sorry Mike

  using a a precise and v7 roll at all

  well Mike was right I'm using the pilot

  metropolitan hop medium tipped fountain

  pen naturally thanks Mike alright

  hashtag so Pike Place roasts first bad I

  mean it's a slightly dark roasted for my

  taste but even though I do like dark

  roast but yeah it's fine it's not it's

  not great it's just fine

  if I wanted if I want a black coffee

  which I usually do then this is okay

  okay but it's not the best let me

  compare to the clover here this is the

  clover brew using a Nicaragua Peru or

  Nicaragua bean very different yeah yeah

  you should try this also yeah okay mess

  up my flat white well maybe I'll try I

  need you to figure out what a flat white

  is because I already forgot I know I

  know I know

  so yeah so that's that's their house

  broom how do you okay that's a good

  reactions oh that's all like me here

  okay this is the so this is the flow

  grass yeah I think the clover you taste

  it first I'll tell you what I think

  about are you sure we can't get water

  that whatever funds it I mean that's not

  your lesson that's view a much less

  black it's much better yeah so I would

  be ready that the clover is not the pike

  I really don't want any more but if I if

  I was like on a road trip and that's all

  I could get and I really wanted some

  coffee I would drink of it I took one

  sip of that and I never wanted again

  well but you don't like black coffee

  usually where's the clover brew is

  substantially better it's it's a lot

  sweeter a lot less bitterness and it

  almost start I don't know I I would

  prefer actually a darker roasted being

  event but it is substantially better

  than her house one all right now so what

  was a flat white I remember from the

  website I got intrigued and that's why I

  ended up ordering it

  I mean it's coffee in milk but you know

  it's a special milk but like in a

  certain pattern I don't know does he was

  gonna kill us okay look there's a

  picture over there

  yeah and browns for Lidia I've also our

  espresso con Panna is overflowing out of

  the pour spout with whipped cream should

  we take a meeting video of that because

  that's pretty much we might want to try

  that one net to that but that's gonna

  have a short shelf life isn't this so

  little look at it it is just growing out

  of out there it's 4k video of the

  portrait orientation video that's sorry

  I'm just wobbly - I know I can see the

  foot Butchie you drinking all this cops

  George god

  oops no flat white yeah I mean I like

  espresso based drinks much better than

  regular coffee

  unless it's your coffee actually I'm

  getting is the all I'm getting into the

  foam with coffee coming through the

  bottom of it which is I guess is what

  the whole point is that is the point

  yeah and the new thing that was at the

  latte macchiatto

  the it was it's the same ingredients but

  just like they poured the espresso on

  top of the milk so that kind of layers

  like a layered drink yeah and so you

  know I'm kind of understanding what the

  layer drink is about now can I try yeah

  there's this a plant-wide it's nice it's

  smooth so this moves out the espresso

  it's nice but it's way too much milk for

  me like to me it just tastes like I'm

  drinking what it is you mostly milk your

  drinking some coffee through a milk

  shield yeah that's basically it like

  it's it is really a lot of coke I liked

  it much when I taste all right let's try

  the icons on it before it overflows it

  further okay so this is now drinking an

  impressive array of whipped cream from

  feeling the cup this parts warm and this

  parts cold because it's only got one

  shot of eponymous so we have a short cup

  it has a one shot of espresso so this is

  pretty much hot it's like it's over so

  let's look cream at the top through the

  okay so again not not very surprising

  it's what you'd expect given that input

  right oh you also have black town your

  nose and it's adorable

  mic mic did it fountain oh it's on my

  nose from the top of the lips that one

  your man okay I'm first sip I really

  didn't like it but now I'm liking it

  Kedra when you put a new shield of

  whipped cream over the scenario to the

  lid okay yeah you have like a liver

  you're not that's exactly what I would

  expect I mean it's it's almost affogato

  wish but yeah it is a little Africa but

  off of those are better because they're

  ice yeah that white there's there's no

  way you'd ever get all the whipped cream

  out of there by sipping out of the pour

  spout did the espresso like it's almost

  out of espresso

  you definitely have a stronger taste

  with me but yeah

  the flat white I think is overall better

  well they're very different the flat

  white is not a sweet this house this is

  your equipment I know but it's broken

  it's stronger and it's sweeter but I

  think this flat white is much more of a

  mellow if I'm getting Starbucks I kind

  of just want like you know hang out and

  enjoy it

  yeah because like after dinner

  the espresso yeah it's kind of a desert

  all right let me try the americano I

  want to see how it compares to the

  clover in the bike I used to get these

  all the time when I was when I worked at

  tumblr this was this was my drink of

  choice for like the year that we went to

  Starbucks every day I would just get a

  short americano cuz I liked it better

  than the drip coffee I just want to make

  it clear that it's not my fountain pen

  that's all over our noses right now

  the turn Americanos are they're really

  nice actually let me see I mean compared

  to the pike yeah I would wait I would

  much rather have the Americana it on the

  pike place even though well first of all

  has a weight less caffeine but even just

  the flavors way better you wanna try

  Edda compares yeah I've had your

  Americana before we've got this on

  bright tips I thought oh yeah a toddler

  oh you're so leader compared to mine and

  I started with my espresso drink yeah I

  think so the the pike I I really don't

  care for now that I've had better ones

  that I guess it's it's your road trip

  acceptable but I would never choose it

  if I had better options and if you're in

  a Starbucks you do a better option

  because the short Americana tastes

  better the clover brew is better than

  them both that the americano just

  doesn't have a lot of the coffee flavor

  the clover has the pike has a lot of

  mediocre coffee flavor and the clover

  has a moderate amount of good flavor did

  that make sense alright I will edit you

  as listening and maybe a bit ah put that

  in area okay so I'm gonna go to the

  vanilla latte because I'm kind of amping

  up the suite level I think yeah so

  vanilla latte is next that is insane

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  that is assaulting Li sweet I used to

  drink this kind of stuff okay I'll take

  a second step after you knew because get

  all this week I wouldn't classify it as

  insanely sweet I mean the dessert sip

  was really saying it is a sweetened

  drink did you get is there different lip

  on that is there no there's no whip it

  it's a sweet you drink but I would say

  it's no sweeter than like hot chocolate

  you'd make at home

  look we had last night so I had that

  fresher member it has that like syrupy

  sweet taste to it which it is closed

  here vanilla syrup yeah no I don't find

  that too I mean I thought we fallen off

  of my list I don't like it as much

  Wow it's sex it's a syrup taste it's not

  in there I mean I've had syrupy coffee

  drinks before but I don't know today I'm

  gonna try my white mocha I feel like I

  didn't expect it even though I knew I

  ordered it maybe I should have got a

  regular latte oh well I'm gonna put a

  sad face I feel like the flat white kind

  of obviates the latte but I don't know

  anyway

  alright I'm gonna try my white mocha now

  because it is also a sweet drink so I'm

  gonna kind of compare the sweetness

  levels now that that's fresh in my mouth

  wait whether you're gonna do cappuccino

  I was but now when I compare the

  sweetness is no I don't like it

  that used to be my default order I'm

  kind of like mad now that I don't like

  it this it so it's a white shit

  basically a white chocolate with some

  coffee and some milk spoons of sugar if

  you've actually much better because it

  keeps that the chocolate doesn't

  escalate into like the sweet syrup taste

  yeah I would say if I actually like this

  better but this on my yeah so far yeah I

  used to get a drink similar to that at

  my at my old cuppa Joe coffee shop in

  Bexley well it's their coffee I think if

  I wanted a sweet drink but the white

  market would be up there on the list

  look if I was in the mood Fleming

  sweetened highs and we should put it all

  so we're not doing any iced drinks today

  because it's wintertime and it would be

  we already have like thinking of a below

  because the Starbucks top for winter

  edition so we're doing all hot drinks

  and in the summer time we will come back

  and get ourselves some coffee milkshakes

  and a whole bunch of ice sugar too thick

  yeah all the random garbage they serve

  yes who will get lots and lots of

  glasses of garbage yeah and we will

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  possibly ever eyes alright cool so yeah

  my dog I think it's moving up on my land

  because it's it's less sweet and it has

  it keeps a little bit of the Mormon

  coffee bitter notes yeah

  alright I'm gonna try the cappuccino

  this is a plain short cappuccino I'm not

  short because I knew from my previous

  Starbucks notary from years ago that the

  short has a better ratio of espresso to

  milk so I'm going with that it kind of

  tastes like nothing

  yeah it kind of just tastes like coffee

  foam yeah I think I think maybe maybe a

  different ratio would have been better

  so maybe maybe the short was not the

  ritual I think it's just the espresso

  it's not very good because I've had like

  yeah well the espresso in the americano

  is not that strongly flavor you know

  it's it's good for what it is for you

  know a lot of espresso based drinks are

  super flavorful and a lot of times they

  get their flavor from the various here

  they're putting in alright so right

  which is shouldn't make me the case but

  is I'm gonna go for the caramel

  macchiato which I have I'm gonna be

  shocked if that is not too insane this

  wait for you after your reaction of the

  vanilla no this is amazing this is

  freakin amazing

  I love this drink I'm so happy I deal

  with them right now because you know why

  cuz it tastes like caramel it doesn't

  taste like vanilla syrup which has some

  sort of strange weird a sweetener in it

  I bet you if we looked at the bottle of

  the vanilla Sarah that would have a

  weird sweetener you got it I I don't

  think I do I think that you have

  something funny alright look but this

  isn't that's amazing caramel macchiato

  rocks my world so far it's my number one

  oh yeah sweet

  sweet caramel goodness yes it's so

  wonderful I don't know if I'd like a

  regular Mafia Masha macchiato

  I think it's macchiato but I was not

  gonna be the arbiter frenzied ation okay

  but it is espresso not expressive of

  corrective no election espresso that's

  super good see now let me come all right

  now try to go back and we'd rather than

  online I am fun I agree I I don't

  first of all I don't think there's any

  artificial sweeteners in the vanilla

  serif but then weird there but I do

  think that the caramel macchiato is the

  better sweet drink of those two as a

  genomic repair to the white mocha hey as

  if melon cat as the vanilla latte is

  brewing together amazing better yeah I

  think I might have missed on missed wake

  of the Syrah

  they don't like it as much as the Carmel

  that is my number one Rock the charts

  I'd say the white mocha and the Carmel

  are very close in how much I like them

  but I like the way I mouth a little bit

  more but it's very close it might be too

  close to call

  I think karma works really well with

  coffee

  cuz like the bitter and the like the

  earthy caramel sugar crystallized

  proudness of it I love that there's

  black all over your nose you have like

  it go over your nose so I'm trying to

  take you seriously as you're talking and

  I'm looking at those that I can't I

  can't not see it I can't not see you're

  so calm we're professionals yeah this

  professional podcasters okay all right

  Thoreau is amazing and I will certainly

  be finishing you after we are done okay

  now I want to move on you see I have a

  whole bunch of teas yeah we're done with

  yours cuz you're I didn't do any of the

  Teavana

  stuff on this visit I figured if that

  becomes a thing I do like to you

  sometimes so it then becomes a thing I

  think maybe do it like some other time

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  yeah all right so I have these teas I

  think what do you think green tea or

  chai green tea is the lightest all right

  senator so but well but it's in a green

  tea latte and who knows what's all right

  I'm gonna go which I think I think the

  green thought is very sweet but I'm

  proud of you okay the chai latte smells

  really good and spicy all right I don't

  like when they're too spicy I like a

  balance between my chives I don't like

  go ahead tastes like water and I don't

  like when it tastes like a whole spice

  bomb that's been like marinating for

  years

  it shouldn't taste like cinnamon toast

  crunch I don't want to taste like

  potpourri right tastes a little bit like

  potpourri

  it's very strong cinnamon and natsu

  maƱana I don't know

  clothes clothes that sort of this really

  strong clue it's a little throat Burnie

  like hot heat wise or no like spice life

  okay not heat Spice concentrated about

  how spicy are you try let's say we go

  under special to chai tea latte chai tea

  latte

  I like the basic flavor but it's way too

  sweet for me yeah I do like the flavor

  is good like it's not it's not a bad

  flavor it's just a bee let's try a spice

  black tea and you're supposed to taste

  the black tea and I don't I just tasted

  spice that's what yeah that's Pleasant a

  really good choice you can taste the

  black tea in addition they get well

  balanced right right this might be like

  a powder because there's no tea bag

  hanging out of this so do I ever have

  tea bags I don't know I don't like shy

  enough to ever order enough but I know a

  lot of its powder and there's definitely

  bad powders and good powders yeah I mean

  it's good it's true there's Mike

  sometimes I feel like those flavors but

  yeah all right so now I'm gonna try the

  London Fog London Fog which is the black

  tea based something right this is like a

  latte and it's slightly sweetened with

  vanilla syrup also so might have the

  same fate as the vanilla latte but it's

  black tea smell like a latte ish melt

  beginning and it's vanilla Sarah

  let's give it a shot smells good smells

  like black meat it's a real great

  that's really good pro-grade I know it's

  a polarizing T upon T people I like

  Robert is a girl great we need to make

  sure I I forget it my it was some kind

  it was some kind of English like t known

  for being English that's why they call

  the London Fog T known for being English

  it if I call T known for being English

  not really I mean I think it's mostly

  known for being like Chinese and we just

  kind of stolen that day I could be wrong

  I have no I don't know about you looking

  up I'll try yeah you try that is the

  London Fog but just a hot tea latte of

  some kind ooh that's interesting isn't

  it good you know what it isn't that

  sweet

  you know it's a really good balance of

  of the black tea but it is sweetened cuz

  it doesn't taste like this is actually a

  decent balance it's even a little it's

  you can tell it's sweetened but I think

  this is the first sweet drink that

  everything that we've had today that

  does not seem like it's too sweet

  well we should we declare by everybody

  the sizes of all these drinks everything

  that I didn't say was short is tall we

  didn't get any larger than at all yeah

  everything is okay it's Earl Grey tea

  sweetened with vanilla syrup been

  steamed come I will I will include that

  in my in my my ranking I think that's

  really nice I like that better than the

  chai yeah the tribe was too sweet and it

  tastes like tea and really that really

  tastes like sweet tea if you like those

  like mulling spices yeah then this chai

  would be really good for you if you

  really really like those strong spiced

  yeah fall flavors but if you want if you

  like those flavors but you like them

  more mild I don't think you would really

  like this charge yeah I would even I

  would hesitate to call the London Fog a

  chai and it doesn't really taste like a

  chili tastes like sweet my Black team

  this London Fog it's very warming like

  he is kind of want to curl up with it

  it's really nice

  I mean chai implies like a certain spice

  blend and the dist I don't think has but

  I like that a lot

  it's actually really good as a result of

  not having it I think I might put that

  right behind my beloved caramel

  so that was possibly my number one this

  might be my number two so far I put it

  at number three well I'm just ranking

  them now and then I'm gonna go back

  because we haven't finished yet yes you

  still have some all right so next I

  already do the chai yeah we have the

  crunchy latte which I have high hopes

  for and very excited because I really

  like the green tea frappuccino so I'm

  really excited about this latte and then

  we have the caramel apple spider yeah

  which is basically like apple juice hot

  apple cider with caramel in it all right

  it's like an apple cider latte right all

  right let's try the green tea first I'm

  afraid it might be too sweet but it

  certainly it's bright neon green yeah

  I'm a little afraid I really like green

  tea like real Green Day's I release your

  air condition probably well there's no

  ruin green tea right that's kind of

  finicky like you couldn't whose hand

  somebody a cup with hot water and I like

  that it tastes weird it tastes weird

  like a Thai iced tea but I really love

  it let's see and I want more crazy a lot

  a super good you know that's not as bad

  as I thought of it I mean I think I'm

  mad I'm not like this

  I like it too I'm really surprised do

  you like it it's too I wouldn't want a

  whole one because it's too sweet for me

  drink whole hmm but I do like it as like

  a dessert deprived version of green tea

  because it actually has a green tea

  taste normally you're not supposed to

  put anything going to you the idea of

  putting a ton of sugar I think milk and

  yeah then whatever is making that bright

  green is is kind of scary but it does

  taste like green tea and I like green

  tea and so I appreciate that flavor out

  of them yeah I like it a lot it's really

  fun it's just as fun as the property

  number right it's like if you took green

  tea and threw a party in the cup rather

  than the more normal kind of like but

  has a remedy Billingsgate

  it has a really weird taste to it and

  just like a Thai iced tea where you're

  not sure you like it but you can't like

  once the phases beta from your mouth you

  want another sip will say to me like I

  now have the aftertaste in my mouth of

  green tea with there's a great like

  creamy

  yeah had a green tea ice cream which I

  do like yeah that's really good yeah

  we're like a green tea macaron like yeah

  yeah yeah I would say I would like a

  little bit more bitterness in it but

  it's very cool I mean my tasty powder

  nobody else like what I like though use

  green green tea powder we're making her

  tte confections oh I think that's why

  those are really good yeah yeah that I

  thought it was the line play bang works

  compared to the London Fog to see which

  one's gonna be better no green she's

  better here well the women fuck I think

  is less sweet let me throw there it is

  less sweet so wait maybe which one would

  be better if y'all go to Starbucks you

  kind of want sweet because we don't have

  that much sweet home

  oh yeah the green tea is substantially

  sweeter than the London Fog Oh

  substantially I would say we go back to

  the normal colors come on then the green

  tea kind of like tastes better like adds

  like ice cream or a milkshake but if you

  actually we're gonna have like a large

  cup on your desk that you were drinking

  over the course of it morning that will

  be way too much sweetness for me yeah

  it's crazy all right I'm gonna stay with

  London French number three all right

  going to the caramel apple spice which

  is my comedy option oh my goodness it is

  so caramel apple spicy

  yeah well cuz there's no part of that

  will balance out the sweetness it's all

  like sweet ingredients sweet it's like

  sweet apple juice correct with sweet

  syrup but sweet caramel sauce in it yeah

  if there's no way to make that Malek

  overly sweet it's super good though

  that's it it tastes like a caramel apple

  yeah it's a I mean it's it's there's

  obviously like a lot of cinnamon flavor

  there's some kind of spice caramel it

  might just be the apple flavor yeah yeah

  a sample of caramel here right yeah

  all right we still we've tried them all

  yeah it's very sweet

  all right I gotta try to compare one

  more time I got to compare the green tea

  latte to the white logo to see her well

  caramel on the spice so it does have

  some spice in it but it's nowhere near

  as much bicycle charges yeah very green

  tea you're gonna go back to the flat

  white white mochas filling us some

  coffee someone's flat whites good I like

  it better than your americano well yeah

  it's full no but it's better than I

  think it's better than the latte

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  I was totally rather have up in the

  Lotte yeah the last day but ultimately

  that's too much milk for me okay

  I think flat White's gonna be my number4

  and my runner up comedy option is gonna

  be my number 5 I have so many non coffee

  drinks here

  I have like I ordered have coffee as

  drinks and then half kind of tea base

  drinks because I don't really like

  Starbucks coffee so if I'm gonna come

  here and order a drink this is like what

  I would decide to order not so much

  finding the best coffee in this place

  because just want to find like the best

  do more drink to order okay for my cell

  phone I have a similar issue that I

  don't really care for their drip coffees

  we took my phone over there Pike Place

  is from like as I as I add more things

  that I've tried the pike fish gave

  dropping down the list because

  everything else is just better than that

  green tea is so weird the americano as

  it is cooled I'm able to taste more of

  the flavor and it also isn't as good as

  I initially thought I also feel like

  Starbucks is kind of like a weird a road

  trip to treat awesome yeah we don't

  usually we don't go out and get it so if

  I'm looking for a treat something

  getting something weird like this green

  tea latte would be really appealing

  that's the only reason that's staying

  out of the number four spot right now my

  number one is the clover I try the bug

  again it is the only time I've ever had

  decent coffee at Starbucks I wouldn't

  even say it's great but anything I got

  my order and I would say my number two

  is the fog my step number one club or

  number two London Fog that's out of

  nowhere you totally are gonna order it I

  know because it could it isn't overly

  sweet it has good flavor of what appears

  to be a decent black tea and black tea

  snob little coffee snob so I could be

  totally wrong about how giving it to me

  is good

  the espresso con Panna does not cool

  well no espresso never does oh my gosh

  especially with all that whipped cream

  it's like really bitter now I'm gonna

  say my number three is the white mocha

  I love all these sweet drinks I had the

  white love that one again it's coffee

  based so it's but it's sweetened enough

  that it kind of overcomes in the

  bitterness of the espresso I would say

  white mocha my number three my number

  floor having a little bit of trouble

  with I I was originally going to put the

  americano or the high place but as

  they've gotten less than perfectly hot

  you can taste a lot more flaws it's

  funny the vanilla latte is tasting

  better the last time it's good let me

  kind of fly way to go it's just way too

  much for me it's so into the fall milk I

  only try them in all out there that's

  also way too sweet I even have a green

  tea let's do oh it's so sweet it's

  really sweet but it's really interesting

  I can just have all these peopIe number

  four no in front of you you can pick one

  to put in your number four all right now

  let me see you what do I look cappuccino

  machine it's just kind of boring like

  it's about come along here no one try

  that one again

  yeah try to get I think you know I get a

  little bit buzzed here I think I think

  caramel macchiato might be my number

  four well I'm having trouble picking a

  number four okay but think about it

  you're on a road trip yeah and you need

  to order something from Starbucks

  because you just feel like having a warm

  drink yeah well if I'm on a road trip

  I'm looking for caffeine so if I'm on a

  road trip I'm gonna get either you know

  if we can problem with the clover I'll

  get the clover otherwise I'll probably

  get the Americana okay so let's say that

  then let's say you're not looking for

  caffeine yeah I was looking for like a

  fun bar bucks yeah then I think even the

  fog or more likely the white mocha

  sometimes also like on a road trip the

  act of drinking is keeping you awake

  yes still I just ripped one dropping my

  pants do you think all over our noses we

  can that's true this place is filling up

  with teenagers yeah it must be lunchtime

  yeah foggy foggy it gets my number too

  because it is not as sweet as the sweet

  drinks and they're they're a little hard

  to take after a few sips and sweet

  dreams

  so clover number one fuck number two why

  moko number three it's almost too sweet

  but not quite and caramel yeah I don't

  know before I can't believe we have this

  much overlap so my number one is the

  caramel macchiato my number two is the

  lunch of Avadh number three green tea

  latte and number five as before is the

  flat white alright not bad

  number five caramel apple spices yeah

  whatever the children's drink it at the

  placement so what do we do with all

  these we drink them over what time span

  over the next week well because we have

  14 cups on our table 13 of which we

  order so how do we finish 13 drinks when

  I'm already almost at my caffeine limit

  for probably the day well I'm definitely

  taking it I'm taking my favorites I'm

  taking log in the green tea and I have

  to

  it hasn't been accidental caramel

  macchiato well we both like them

  although I don't want anymore

  how much should we spend I'm just

  curious like 44 yeah $44 $44 so we are

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  know overall I just wasn't in back of

  everything like I thought I would hate a

  lot more if their drinks Penta but I

  actually did but I think my stomach

  burns but I'm really happy that now we

  know yeah and then watch tomorrow

  they're gonna get rid of this really

  good London Fog drink it will never

  happen again

  yeah well at least like the white mocha

  did my number 3 there at least gonna

  probably keep that the Clover Hill

  number 1 which is very hard to find like

  most stores don't have my I can do come

  on yeah there's been around forever

  yeah that's safe yeah the plucky others

  are safe the flat white and the it's my

  go-to version are both safe oh yeah

  spilled a drop to it just exploded at

  the top

  I was watching there was no there was no

  foul play it was it just disintegrated

  in my hand no that just fell out all

  right I don't have half the show good

  that's throwing up after show in the

  bathroom let me get a lot of gargle

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  oh well it was interesting recorded so

  full I don't think I could do it again I

  think that a little caffeine for the

  month

  oh just a most washy

  I can hit the lay down

  I am vibrating hi I'm really feeling not

  so good I went through the stages of

  digestion very quickly

  hi that was very very and then smiling

  like a crazy person full of sugar and

  now I feel really sick to my stomach

  everything's happening in my guts I feel

  like thinking like vibrate out of my

  body like I don't I feel okay like sick

  wise I'm just like incredibly buzzed all

  of the drinks that we just drank are

  mixing together in my guts I'm making a

  new drink is it good

  no it's not in my top four