Top Four

Top Four 4: Worst Weezer Singles

 

  let me get up my notes here you have

  notes what yeah so I actually took notes

  for this one the top four worst Weezer

  singles and the reason why I decided to

  go at this I was a Weezer fan for most

  of my teenage years from roughly age

  what 12 yeah when it wouldn't bloom when

  they blew up and came out I was 12 so

  roughly from that point through you know

  most of college and then I kind of fell

  out a Weezer for a while because their

  albums I think they took a turn that was

  not aligned with good so yeah I didn't I

  didn't care for the much for a while and

  then they actually came out with what I

  consider a pretty good album last year

  after a string of other albums they they

  came out with a good one wants to hear

  and I like it a lot so I kind of got

  back into them and one thing I always

  thought about Weezer as as a Weezer nerd

  and we might want to mention that this

  is kind of how we met I was gonna say I

  was waiting for an in gonna I was gonna

  say that Weezer is special to both of us

  because we kind of met over a

  conversation about Weezer

  and it brought us together and it got me

  into Markos room and he burned a black

  black CDR yeah of all of his Weezer

  music and so we started talking about

  first it the icebreaker was I had an

  accent in the middle of nowhere

  Pennsylvania where we went to school and

  a New Yorker a New York accent so he was

  intrigued and mystified and then we

  started talking Weezer so it brought us

  together and I still have that disc to

  this day of course well it's like our

  very first little love note so the

  problem that we xur has always had for

  me was that they they always would

  release what I consider to be the worst

  song on the album or close to it as the

  radio single and especially like the the

  first single they would release off of

  many of their albums was just some

  terrible song and I'd be enough of a

  nerd that I would for many of the

  album's as they

  would come out like before they were out

  I would be I would be getting them off

  the internet you know getting advanced

  copies are here in previews so I would

  already know most of the songs in the

  album or all them both time they came

  out and then when I would hear what they

  picked is the single I'd be like what

  why that's the worst song that someone I

  skip every time why why would you do

  that it's so troll it's it's the

  original trolling it might be I don't

  know so that's that's certainly the best

  explanation well hey mr. deejay you

  should start playing one of our set one

  of the songs yes so just get him I'm

  gonna go in chronological order here I

  think what what gives Huizar the ability

  to have a top four worst Weezer singles

  episode made about them is just they

  have so many albums I think I have

  something like eight or nine albums here

  and really I mean I mean the singles are

  all rough so we'll start out with the

  blue album the blue album was a very

  good overall album this was the one that

  most people have heard and the but come

  on who you is was not the single right

  Buddy Holly you mean ya know well it was

  the second single see and it wasn't the

  first thing go right and many of these

  albums have pretty good songs or great

  songs as their second or third singles

  but so they started out with undone the

  sweater song

  [Music]

  and this is under the sweater song is

  not a bad song I like it in the context

  of the album but if it's the first thing

  you hear

  I mean I guess it made sense like in the

  context of the 90s like it this is this

  was this was 1994 later bro hey man how

  you do ya know this you know it doped

  take it easy pal this kind of like

  grungy I don't care about anything was

  still parked very much part of like the

  mainstream grunge culture it was a

  little late for a like Nirvana everybody

  but this was still there as like the

  mainstream like this is what people want

  was like just not caring being real

  laid-back everything sucks like that was

  that was grunge culture in the early 90s

  so I think that this was not a great

  song to open up Weezer to everybody to

  but it wasn't a bad song like III would

  classify undone the sweater song as

  decent I don't know if I would put it

  although I don't think I would put it on

  my list as the worst for songs I think

  they have far worse singles yeah girls

  but it in terms of singles they've had

  better ones than this one so but I don't

  think it makes the the four or list yet

  right and then there was Buddy Holly was

  the second single and I think that was

  great I think that might have been maybe

  their best single ever

  [Music]

  yeah what do you mean I mean come on

  that I mean everyone knows that's the

  thought because everyone knows exactly

  it was even on the windows 95 plus pack

  cd-rom well alright anyway so what's the

  next song alright so after the blue

  album that they took a couple years off

  and then Pinkerton came out and I don't

  wanna get too much into the details of

  like their personal histories and

  everything because it doesn't matter

  Pinkerton was looking back on it it's

  it's really a fan favorite the fans of

  Weezer loved Pinkerton now back then it

  was really a flop it was a massive

  commercial flop and I I can't help but

  wonder how much of that is because of

  their first single that they chose to

  release off of this which I consider

  easily the worst song on the on the

  album and that is El Scorcho I mean it

  starts with a gargle

  [Music]

  it's so bad it's really bad I mean it's

  not even music really offensive also

  yeah

  [Music]

  every time this is awful like in so many

  ways the the lyrics are awful the music

  is awful

  the production is awful the singing is

  awful everything about it is awful and

  can you imagine turning on a radio and

  like after hearing but it's like after

  you know the blue album was kind of like

  it was like a like a modern Beach Boys

  record almost it was very like kind of

  happy surf rock for the most part you

  know even you know at least musically

  and then so they had this massive hit

  blue album debut and then two years

  later the first thing you hear on the

  radio from them is that I think El

  Scorcho might be on the list for the top

  four worst top four worse yeah I think

  it's my number one really because it's

  we'll go through the rest and we'll see

  but I think what makes it probably my

  number one is that this was before we

  knew that we sure could make terrible

  albums so like we we had the greatest

  vacations from blue and Pinkerton by

  modern by modern evaluation is actually

  a good album but to have this come out I

  think this I think

  else work show being released as the

  first single was critical to the failure

  of Pinkerton I think it contributed

  heavily to the failure of Pinkerton and

  that contributed heavily to the Weezer

  we have the reason we got from from then

  for the next like ten years of making

  really shallow quick production albums

  because I think I think you know Rivers

  is a complicated person the lead singer

  and songwriter he's a complicated person

  and he took the failure of Pinkerton

  pretty hard by most accounts and because

  he like he thought he was getting really

  personal on it and then then you know it

  failed commercially and so he kind of

  withdrew for a long time after that so I

  would put all that on El Scorcho well

  what was the next single on El Scorcho

  well so that's every non Pinkerton

  ignorance so after El Scorcho was a

  really good song it was the good life

  oh I love this song right it's catchy

  it's upbeat it sounds the way you'd

  expect Weezer to sound after hearing the

  Blue Album like I would call this one of

  their best single releases ever but it

  wasn't the first release el Scorcho and

  this wasn't until I don't know a month

  or two later well let's get to some of

  the worst yeah and then oh and also I

  should point out after this is pink

  triangle that was the third single which

  is another great song this is a good

  song to you

  if they would have made the good life

  the first single and Pinkerton the

  second and just never really tusks work

  Joe that would have been so much better

  than what actually happened I think I

  think the album would have done way

  better I think they would have been

  rivers would have been more encouraged

  to keep writing songs that way by

  putting more emotion and instead else

  cork sure ruined the entire universe and

  then they also gored showed it oh my god

  my number one so then then they took

  because of the discouragement from this

  he was drew for a few years and he wrote

  it he brought some pretty good songs in

  in the meantime between that and the

  next album and then he threw them all

  away like a couple months before the

  album was to be released rewrote a whole

  new album basically from nothing and

  seemed to put very little into it and

  that became the green album and and

  that's where I like the green album to

  me it's like a collection of like almost

  like two minute demos like it's a very

  short album they I think there were a

  couple good songs on there that would

  have been better debut singles than what

  we got which was hash pipe

  [Music]

  I mean this

  [Music]

  don't they say like wipe in the song

  I thought it was at wife and then I

  don't think it's wipe I mean maybe you

  could be like ash something that makes a

  lot more sense I'm gonna lick this

  sucker up I hold I think this is wipe

  this site says it's wide I don't think

  that's correct I got my app wide that's

  awful

  what what what is that so I'm not a

  lyrics person but I don't think that

  makes a lot of sense either I got my

  eyes wide eyes wide I got my eyes wide

  you got go back and play that that

  doesn't sound like eyes wide eyes whoa I

  hear it now I guess I all these years I

  thought it was a boy and I was wondering

  how they could not bleep it uh well it

  cuz maybe that's why I said I thought it

  was ash white yeah that that is the most

  plausible eyes wide cuz you would wipe

  your ash from your hash pipe would you I

  don't know enough about pot to know well

  you would want to you know or maybe ash

  white I don't really know if that's a

  thing I don't know anyway so hash pipe

  and the funny thing is hash pipe

  actually did really well commercially so

  it served the purpose I still think it's

  one of the worst songs on the album I

  like El Scorcho better than hash pipe

  yeah of course there's kind of a deeper

  I mean because the problem with the

  green album is like all the songs are

  just completely forgettable I think I

  like El Scorcho because it's really

  funny and it's fun to sing it stupid

  lyrics oh it's so bad so alright so then

  after hash pipe they released island in

  the Sun

  see they're so good at picking the

  second single on the album so bad at

  picking the first so all seconds the

  'single is good yeah all first singles

  bad mostly yeah like in my list here I

  that's mostly the case so then so this

  is a pretty decent song and then the

  third one they released was photograph

  and I don't know how much it matters

  like how what singly released third I

  think at that point the album's fade is

  pretty much decided

  [Music]

  I think photograph is a very typical

  song on this album which is like a short

  fluffy song that's completely

  forgettable I like it yeah it's not bad

  it's just completely forgettable it's

  better than hash pipe but I don't know

  so maladroit was it was one of those

  albums where like they released kind of

  on the internet ahead of time and so and

  I was following this very closely at the

  time so this was pretty good I would say

  malodor it was one of their better

  releases during their like medium median

  years they're like it was it was a

  pretty good album it wasn't great it

  didn't set the world on fire there

  weren't a ton of amazing song tonight

  but it was pretty good overall however

  the song they chose to be the first

  single was dope knows

  [Music]

  I ranked it as good not great good it's

  a keeper yeah it's a keeper and then the

  second single was keep fishing which i

  think is a much better song

  [Music]

  I would say keep fishin is actually a

  great song for that for them and they

  should have made this the first single

  but in this case in the case of

  maladroit dope nose wasn't that bad

  keep fishin I think is better but oh

  well alright so then after maladroit

  they went to make-believe and

  make-believe has all the winners on here

  this this is something this one these

  are my favorite this is something so my

  least favorite favorites make-believe

  starts with Beverly Hills

  [Music]

  I love that his rapping doesn't even

  rhyme no it's not even good rapping but

  maybe that's why it's really funny and

  [Music]

  this was another song where it

  commercially it was a success I think

  but it's so bad this might be my

  favorite best worst single it's so bad I

  know because I like the wrapping is so

  bad right alright so after this they the

  second single was we are all on drugs

  [Music]

  I mean this is this is a really really

  terrible song they wanted people to play

  this on the radio there's really not

  much you can say about it except for

  like just your mouth of Gabe with aw

  [Music]

  okay this one's my number one worst

  number we are all on drugs yep this is

  my number one number one we are all on

  drugs

  number two Beverly Hills and really I'm

  still deciding el Scorcho because I just

  find that so funny okay

  but it's up there they also again I

  don't know how much the third and fourth

  singles matter but they also released

  perfect situation which again this is

  like this is like a green album song

  there's not much content it's it's a

  pretty shallow song it has rivers going

  whoa a lot like that's like the chorus

  is rivers going whoa like it there's no

  words right there's not much again

  there's not much content here

  [Music]

  and again this was on the radio yeah

  this was a third single add this if at

  least is a little more catchy I mean

  there it's at least musical you know

  they like it's not a great song I don't

  think they should have released that as

  a single but I mean it's better than the

  first two right and then this is such a

  pity was that was the last one again

  fourth single how much does it matter

  but this again is also not a good song

  but not a terrible stuff but now

  compared to the rest of the album are

  these songs equal and the rest of the

  album or is the rest of the album better

  oh this is pretty bad yeah this is

  pretty bro this is really bad yeah I

  mean for me I think perfect situation

  with the chorus of woe is the most

  accurate representation of this album

  because it's an album of no content like

  it's like they made an album with

  nothing to say and so that's why rivers

  just going whoa for so many of the songs

  like that's in a lot of the songs on

  this it's like you need to fill time

  yeah I didn't like this album at all

  really I thought this was the album that

  made me stop buying Weezer albums for

  like ten years alright so next up is the

  red album this was 2008 this album

  begins the first single here is a song

  entitled the greatest man that ever

  lived in parentheses variations on a

  shaker him so it's a pretty long awkward

  title that does not make me want to play

  it at all so this song begins in I think

  the least compelling way for what's

  supposed to be a radio single

  so the point of a single is I think to

  be catchy to to get in people's head and

  to make them want to hear the rest of

  the album so if you heard this like

  would you even pay attention would you

  even like would you know if you're on a

  stream you should probably skip it if

  you're in the radio you probably change

  the station or zone out like

  [Music]

  now you think you're getting pulled over

  if you're listening to it in the car

  again there's no this isn't even musical

  [Music]

  maybe this is my number one it's really

  bad

  how is this a variation on a hymn I

  don't know the back story but I don't

  think I want some of the back story

  sounds like he's in pain I think he's

  always in pain what is this okay this is

  my worst one this is number one I think

  it maybe not my number one well I

  thought I'll score show with my number

  one but this is no this is my number one

  if there's drums like that like little

  drummer boy drums

  number one out for me it is just who can

  you imagine you can you read back that

  tremendous title well with a greatest

  man that ever lived and then in

  parentheses variations on a shaker him

  I'm just making a big scribble I bet he

  and I scribbled next to it just the red

  album I mean this that's my number I I'm

  stunned at how incredibly inappropriate

  this song is to be released as the first

  single of an album

  [Music]

  [Applause]

  oh stop playing it I'm kind of want to

  hear the rest of it which maybe it's

  serving its purpose I want to know how

  bad it gets I mean I think I've heard

  how bad it gets but it keeps changing

  there's all these different variations

  on different songs in the same there's a

  lot of variations on this hymn

  now what are we listening to this is

  still the same trick oh my god

  too many variations

  nope this is number one there's no

  contest

  God is there more there's still another

  two minutes I think it's a six minute

  long song pretty long for a radio single

  this is their first single from this

  album yes this is blowing my mind this

  is a stage in each of us is a play stop

  it stop the music I thought the only

  fair that we have to hear the whole

  thing if we're declaring it our number

  one I think we have to hear the whole

  song I mean but are people really gonna

  be able to listen to us listening to the

  whole song and complaining about it

  somebody has to but they can't hear the

  song themselves not the whole thing I'll

  put in clips if you don't like it if you

  don't like it you can shut it this is

  terrible

  [Music]

  what

  oh my god that's all I can say it's

  still going

  we have to make michaelis no those no no

  one should have to listen to this

  [Music]

  oh my god

  it's finally over that was horrendous

  i I'm shocked at how bad that song is oh

  my god Ida there's just so much

  happening there Wow there were so much

  happening that was supposed to be sick I

  mean yeah I understand if it's like a

  song kind of like shoved in the album

  because they wanted to be like a little

  artsy or you know throw in something

  different or try something new but not a

  single no no no no that's exactly my

  point like who picks these things you

  know what I mean like do the producers

  pick these things or do they pick them

  it seems I get some kind of like

  collaboration between the record label

  in the band I mean you know Weezer has

  enough clout that I think they can

  pretty much can dictate them I don't

  know it's from their record singles but

  it's I mean this is a it's the best

  example I think of like an album that

  like well I think it well and maybe it

  doesn't have better song so the same the

  second here's the second thing we called

  dreamin I'm bored well after the first

  one of me I'm bored already

  [Music]

  this is really rough there's not enough

  slots in top four for all the worst

  songs

  [Music]

  this whole album just needs to be set on

  fire yeah else is on here well the next

  single was pork and beans

  [Music]

  I like that it has got a like back to

  their quirky weird roots it's like the

  modern sweater song and this was

  actually a hit

  [Music]

  oh I know this song yeah you've heard

  this before yeah this isn't as bad as I

  remember this this is actually in the

  list all right so this is actually a

  decent song I'll put that that is decent

  then they had a fourth single called

  troublemaker I'm bored I'm doodling it's

  not as bad as the other ones I wouldn't

  put it on the list alright so now we go

  to rata tube

  which I'm not even sure I've heard this

  album all the way through can we really

  talk about it then well let's hear the

  single this has what might be the second

  worst title of the single which is

  called in parentheses if you're

  wondering if I want you to and

  parentheses I want you to know starts

  with the parentheses yeah and it's

  called if you're wondering if I want you

  to I want you to which is weird really

  creepy and probably should not be a

  message that we are telling people so

  here's what that song sounds like

  [Music]

  I don't read it I don't hate I don't

  hate it yeah it's not bad I kind of want

  to like jump and snap that's getting

  worse hmm yeah it's I wouldn't say this

  is an awful song it's not a good song

  but it's not a bad song so then the

  second song the second single off this

  within almost as bad title I'm your

  daddy

  [Music]

  I like this one too yeah this is

  actually a decent one I'll put the

  Senators decent what else we got

  this early the next album is Hurley

  which actually has the guy from lost the

  character Hurley on the cover so the

  first single off Hurley is memories

  [Music]

  well they're just really into lost I

  don't know maybe or maybe there is this

  album is about lost I think I think

  Hurley was the best part of lost you

  talk about lost some time no we have to

  re-watch it that would be unbearable I

  think yeah I don't think I could we

  watch it I can tree watch the first two

  seasons maybe until they find the others

  yeah even after they find the others

  until things start getting weird in time

  shifty well yeah that was yeah I think

  the hatch and everything that was good

  yeah I think the others were season 3

  maybe and then the time shift II wasn't

  until like what four or five I just got

  so bad yeah

  [Music]

  again don't hate it this is completely

  forgettable it's not bad but it's you

  know there's nothing really grabbing me

  I'm dancing it doesn't make the list

  you're not awful enough all right and

  then next is hang on

  yeah all right not bad yeah not in the

  list nope so it seems like they're

  getting better over time

  at choosing their singles so R attitude

  and Hurley both had decent singles yeah

  next all right so next was the most

  recent album everything will be all

  right in the end which i think is a very

  good album for them I like it a lot

  I like the art you have the big monster

  thing in the mountain mountains - pretty

  cool yeah so and this again I think this

  is a pretty good album like overall I

  think this is the best album they've

  made in years and I like it a lot and

  it's gotten me back into them so let me

  see the singles on this were back to the

  shack which is get you back get you back

  to the Weezer Shack yeah that was the

  worst that was a horrible joke cut that

  out

  [Music]

  [Applause]

  I like this song I don't think it's

  great but it's decent

  it's Rocking see now you like Weezer and

  I like Weezer but they're pretty lyrical

  and I'm surprised you like them usually

  you like much more musical than lyrical

  people like I don't really care that

  much about their lyrics but they know

  how to make catchy music also and that's

  what I think that's why I think they're

  so popular and they were so popular you

  know for so long because they do know

  how to make catchy songs even when

  they're bad they're often catchy like

  this is this is a decent song this is

  again I don't think this is a bad choice

  I think that's decent not amazing well

  cuz it seems like that the lyrics and

  every in the music it's much deeper it's

  more personal to rivers like he's

  actually writing stuff again well he's

  not writing like his throw away garbage

  songs right and I think lyrically this

  song holds up pretty well to that yeah

  tells a nice little story it's all about

  like how much cheese is gonna do what he

  wants and doesn't care anymore right

  yeah it's about which is great because

  that's kind of like the coming home of

  this album and being good yeah exactly

  exactly

  alright so second single was Cleopatra

  [Music]

  I like the way it starts we've heard

  this album a couple times around the

  house now you can tell me no more

  [Music]

  [Applause]

  I like it it's building it's good it's

  too good for our list yeah this is a

  good song I still don't think that shows

  the best singles but this is I can't

  complain about these choices really like

  they're not that they're not bad they're

  decent choices yeah it shouldn't be a

  single yeah especially that like it's

  the second single so that the second

  single I think is pretty important to

  kind of like like it's it's supposed to

  hook anyone who didn't get hooked by the

  first single I think see it's you know

  alright the second single gives you a

  reason to buy the album I feel like the

  first single gives you a reason to buy

  the single the second single gives you

  more of a reason to buy the album and

  then the third single if that one's with

  clinch or two and you have three good

  songs then you're gonna buy the whole

  album as opposed to just the three songs

  right alright so the third single off

  this was da Vinci which I think might be

  my favorite song on the album yeah too

  good for the list yeah this I would say

  this is a very good choice and maybe

  should have been the first single on

  this album maybe he was the pickup I

  could feel it coming

  feel the wave

  [Music]

  [Applause]

  [Music]

  yeah I like this see this sounds like

  classic Weezer right it does this sell

  albums good yeah this is this this is a

  solid revival like I really did not like

  where they went for the last couple and

  then this I think was a solid revival of

  like kind of getting back on track okay

  let's go to the next album all right

  this is it that's it well there's no

  more singles go away

  yeah it's not right song for a single

  it's a good song overall but they're

  getting better yeah

  alright so that's it now that's all that

  that's that's all they're official

  albums I'm not gonna count like singles

  and compilation that everything that's

  okay so we're going back here my number

  one is the gentleman the variations on

  shit the greatest man that ever lived

  shake your hand that is also my number

  one it is so so bad Alan just so weird

  it's like weird as a single like okay if

  you like it as a song awesome but as a

  single on the radio that is just if you

  don't like it it's what's a what's a

  nice radio word for ballsy I wouldn't

  even say it's ballsy I would say it's

  dumb like to put that as your radio

  single because it doesn't really

  represent the album very well and it's a

  terrible song and it's a terrible radio

  single like it it is I can't imagine

  anybody any program director or anybody

  programming a streaming station anybody

  anywhere

  looking at that listening to that song

  and saying I would like to play this for

  our audience or anybody hearing that

  song if somebody somehow played it

  anybody hearing that song and saying I

  want to buy that album yeah no okay

  so on the same album my number two is

  dreamin

  Jim it was pretty bad to see I think

  though for me like it just kills this

  album it's seriously it just digs its

  hole and just drops it in it and it

  forgets about it forever it's so

  terrible it just sets it doesn't make

  you want to buy any song on this album

  based on those two which is sad because

  we like real either we do right well and

  the third single pork and beans was very

  successful that should have been the

  first I think I still think it's a

  terrible song overall it's pretty funny

  but it's yeah but I mean they didn't

  have a lot of great choices on the album

  you know what's your number two my

  number two I think has to be El Scorcho

  just because of the impact it had at the

  time like it was so it was so costly to

  them and in the end that was their first

  truly awful single like I'm done the

  sweater song was not a bad single it's

  not a great single but it's it's decent

  you know but then to launch your second

  album with such high expectations to

  launch that without score show I think

  is fatal it's that's almost my number

  one it was my number one before I gave

  this crazy long titled song and listen

  now that I've heard that it has to be

  number one but well if we're talking

  just the first singles off of the album

  I think I would have to go with Beverly

  Hills as my number - yeah Beverly Hills

  is really really bad now that being said

  because we're on drugs which is was my

  number three but if we're not gonna do

  second singles well I think we can do

  second singles but it's not as powerful

  no it's not as fast like if your first

  Mila comes out and just sucks that I

  think is is more what this what this

  episode is about right yeah yeah okay so

  number one is greatest worst song ever

  yeah number two for me is El Scorcho

  what's your number two again was it

  Beverly Hills Beverly Hills okay and

  then number three what do you think is

  your number three hash pipe

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  I think I agree I think I have to go

  hash pipe on that as well because he

  Beverly Hills as much as I don't like it

  it did very well for them so I I can't

  put that as high on my list as you do

  yeah but it's silly it's just like but

  it's it's similar to pork and beans and

  that it did get a lot of radio time it

  was very popular it was very catchy and

  and it is not as bad but HAP I it could

  have it could they could have picked a

  better better song from that album on

  there it wasn't a great album I'm not

  sure they could have honestly it was it

  was pretty pretty rough out how they

  definitely could have picked a better

  yeah if they would have picked island in

  the Sun that would be a better choice

  and that was their second they can often

  pick good second singles yeah second

  single was fine but to put hash pipe up

  there so hash pipe is easily my number

  three and now my number four is El

  Scorcho because I do like it I like it

  in its awfulness so that's why I had to

  lower it down the list on worst awful to

  the least awful because I liked it I

  don't know it just it just tickles my

  heart see I think I'm gonna for my

  number four let's see it is a kind of

  terrible the lyrics are bad

  no saying else the court show mmm no I

  like it

  it's funny it makes me think of history

  in our lives so I like it you you

  associate of all the Weezer songs we've

  shared together you associate that one

  with the background of our life no not

  exclusively it's just there because I

  believe it was probably one of the songs

  you put on my CD it had to have LC work

  show yeah cuz it you didn't yeah yeah

  you gave me didn't even though I lied

  instead I had it maybe I out of mercy

  mitad that one yeah alright so my number

  four have you gone number four you el

  Scorcho yes oh your number my number

  four I think I'm gonna have to go with

  we are all on drugs

  no but we are doing number ones songs

  where all the drugs was number two

  but Beverly Hills wasn't that bad so my

  number one is the greatest song that

  ever bombed

  number two is El Scorcho number three is

  what did I say was number three hashtag

  and number four for me is we are on

  drugs okay well then if we're doing that

  then mine is the greatest song that was

  ever the worst and then number two its

  dreamin number three is we're on drugs

  and number four would be hash pipe or

  Beverly Hills oh you don't have a firm

  number four I'm thinking about it give

  me a second I have my little I have a

  solid list this time and I did research

  one had to be searched this is much more

  your show in your pics though I think at

  the fair I'm glad that you have now that

  it's your topic this is the first time

  it's been your topic so I think that

  that's right of you to have a list and

  for me to have a little bit of a Marco

  list very small little bit of a Marco

  list I am pretty personal sir yeah I'll

  give you credit you did pretty well not

  nearly as bad as my usual list quality

  yeah I think if we are adding the other

  songs in just general worst singles that

  came out at all Beverly Hills hash pipe

  in no Scorcho are probably tied for

  fourth so you have to read number four I

  do have three number fours but I have I

  have a one two and three and three

  number fours I don't have like 15 15 or

  whatever you had I win no you don't win

  I win so in closing I don't think Weezer

  is a bad bin I like a lot of their music

  and I hope this was actually not too

  negative about them as a band no it was

  just I just think it's amusing that they

  have such incredibly bad abilities

  especially you know recently it's it

  does seem like they've fixed that in the

  last couple releases but in all their

  earlier work they just seemed to pick

  the worst songs as their first singles

  for all their albums yep

  [Laughter]

  it's so bad I bring home the turkey and

  I bring home the bacon