The Incomparable

138: All Hail the Lion!

 

  the uncomfortable plays Dungeons and [TS]

  Dragons number 138 may 2013 welcome back [TS]

  to the incomparable Dungeons and Dragons [TS]

  party when you last you heard us we were [TS]

  we were naked and no no not making we [TS]

  were just unconscious in an alley habit [TS]

  having made major tactical errors and [TS]

  being knocked unconscious by a guy with [TS]

  many spells and fists that fluid us [TS]

  damaging us with his mental powers [TS]

  anyway now we are back and see how [TS]

  quickly we can kill ourselves this time [TS]

  and once again i introduce to you our [TS]

  Lord and Master dungeon master that is [TS]

  Scott McNulty see what you did there [TS]

  thank you Jason and I guess i will [TS]

  introduce the party so Jason or should i [TS]

  call you Carlos Carlos yes the the mall [TS]

  are glad you are you gladiator ru [TS]

  fighter Slayer your fighter either I'm [TS]

  just I just crapper what once in every [TS]

  generation [TS]

  Oh at tony playing radar [TS]

  hello who a man of mystery indeed we [TS]

  have rendered playing I just put down [TS]

  Anna I don't know what your home maybe [TS]

  it is anas Triana but she doesn't go by [TS]

  that it was bad situation and childhood [TS]

  she goes by Ted strangely enough he was [TS]

  a child next ria I yes Steve plague are [TS]

  ya try cream barred katka that is [TS]

  correct always the first to fall and [TS]

  proud of you leap into danger and then [TS]

  our guests I two-person yes but you know [TS]

  it's a freezing and of course Dan [TS]

  playing egg laughs some note note with [TS]

  friends they're sent [TS]

  pancakes delicious so we've got so again [TS]

  we've got NRI I lower lows and a Reggie [TS]

  chaka khan and pancakes but it's a fine [TS]

  party and when last we met our fine [TS]

  party met themselves in a tavern were [TS]

  approached by a dwarf bearing a scroll [TS]

  which told them of a great adventure [TS]

  last time on the inhale powerful D&D [TS]

  campaign right the greetings the house [TS]

  shaam has lost the caravan I'd like you [TS]

  to find that and then they told you [TS]

  about the face of the stone which is a [TS]

  lost temple somewhere they don't they [TS]

  don't know where it is but they say hey [TS]

  if you find it and find our caravan we [TS]

  will give you great riches so the party [TS]

  talk to some folks in the tavern to [TS]

  figure out where it was going they were [TS]

  not to suddenly a shunted to the [TS]

  marketplace where they encountered an [TS]

  unfriendly template from a city the city [TS]

  of Uruk he had a they talked for a [TS]

  little bit that didn't seem to work out [TS]

  a happened then battle was engaged the [TS]

  party was heroic if not strategic and [TS]

  through the cancer about 45 seconds and [TS]

  combat everyone was unconscious and an [TS]

  indeterminate amount of time passed you [TS]

  guys woke up together clothes in an [TS]

  alley but on your wrists mysterious lion [TS]

  tattoos had appeared and that that is [TS]

  where we are [TS]

  unless anyone else has something to add [TS]

  to that freakin i would like to know [TS]

  which of my for wrists has the tattoo [TS]

  well we could why don't we roll addy for [TS]

  her [TS]

  your third wrist whichever one that's [TS]

  all three [TS]

  that's the one we don't be talking about [TS]

  the ladies is if that is his favorite [TS]

  breakfast is the best one I think now [TS]

  hang on do i regenerate limbs if I lose [TS]

  what no i mean you can be ready let me [TS]

  ask you a question [TS]

  do ya regenerate limbs if you lose what [TS]

  I it depends on whether we're talking [TS]

  about the third lip [TS]

  no i'm talking about you Steve at that [TS]

  doesn't factory general you know it's [TS]

  interesting that's you should see [TS]

  someone about so you got your mouth [TS]

  little miracle you guys have to wait [TS]

  wait did we decide that we have healed a [TS]

  to some extent well i'm going to put [TS]

  that to you so you let me you've just [TS]

  woken up [TS]

  I think would be wise since i'm still [TS]

  sitting at negative through have no no [TS]

  you everyone is at whatever their surge [TS]

  value is ah so what happened effectively [TS]

  yes or quarter health [TS]

  quarter-over-quarter so he like that [TS]

  would be good what we have first surges [TS]

  that's my next question uh whatever you [TS]

  used is still ok so I mean but the one [TS]

  that we're waking up with count doctor [TS]

  search i don't--okay a strong so that [TS]

  one technically I didn't use a surge [TS]

  because i was never given the chance to [TS]

  heal and our last situation exactly so [TS]

  yeah I mean you guys can so you know you [TS]

  remember what you found out last time [TS]

  you're going to go talk to the house of [TS]

  strong people yes when you encounter [TS]

  that these folks so you can decide to [TS]

  wait until the next day when all of your [TS]

  powers will be regenerated so for those [TS]

  folks who have played ed we've covered [TS]

  deforestation recover the various [TS]

  counter powers if anyone has daily [TS]

  powers that you've used you no longer [TS]

  have them for this day but tomorrow will [TS]

  be regenerated and used again if you [TS]

  like you do have any of your people and [TS]

  napa would be a smart move is my third [TS]

  wrist hurts like hell [TS]

  so you can all go back I assume you are [TS]

  either whatever your character's [TS]

  background is you're either citizens of [TS]

  tier or you're visiting so if your [TS]

  citizens you have a place that you live [TS]

  or you can go back to whatever tavern [TS]

  you're staying at [TS]

  and then everybody is welcome at [TS]

  pancakes is the house of payne yes it is [TS]

  international and so you can all heal so [TS]

  why don't we just say everyone slept the [TS]

  night unless there's something else you [TS]

  want to do and you're all bounds full [TS]

  health and all of your powers are [TS]

  available ba and now you're striking out [TS]

  again somewhere I assume you're going [TS]

  back to find the Emporium the house [TS]

  which are important but it is up to you [TS]

  let's hit the pop go to the but still [TS]

  there [TS]

  cannot you cannot monitor the drunken [TS]

  fry cream can i ponder the I'm you know [TS]

  I feel like the tattoo is probably [TS]

  waiting someone heavily on my mind is so [TS]

  having you all know that you have this [TS]

  this strange tattoo so you can it was so [TS]

  doing so well what would I roll to kinda [TS]

  learn a little bit more about that would [TS]

  that be [TS]

  I like history or that using magic [TS]

  well the history will tell you [TS]

  streetwise would not be helpful [TS]

  well maybe history will tell you what it [TS]

  is like what the icon means ok Anna why [TS]

  don't I start with that then so red [TS]

  guards gonna think about everything he [TS]

  learned in history and he rolled a 24 [TS]

  for a history check all right well he [TS]

  knows that too [TS]

  so this is aa the lion is avenues a [TS]

  simple right so so you know that this is [TS]

  the the the symbol of the city of Eric [TS]

  and their sorcerer King it's very [TS]

  clearly that drew the lion that he uses [TS]

  in all of his heraldry and so you know [TS]

  all of that what that means so you know [TS]

  a little bit of history of him which I I [TS]

  don't know some of my head but your [TS]

  character because [TS]

  don't have it this this action the [TS]

  subsequent question I would have is do [TS]

  we have any idea of the sickness [TS]

  significance of having been tattooed [TS]

  with this mark I know you don't know why [TS]

  they did it [TS]

  you do know that Eric is a protected by [TS]

  intimidating balls and it has about [TS]

  20,000 people that live in it it is [TS]

  still under the power of their source [TS]

  workin unlike tier there's no freedom [TS]

  there [TS]

  let's see they have a robust cuts me [TS]

  that's where John great for us here by [TS]

  the way its Fame for pottery and [TS]

  obsidian weapons pottery us certainly so [TS]

  basically Tony just rolled for a [TS]

  Wikipedia page he didn't are left and [TS]

  you know that they are really well known [TS]

  for their army they are fair a very [TS]

  Marshall city and they're fighting [TS]

  forces are without peer which makes you [TS]

  feel a little better about having been [TS]

  soundly defeated but I feel a little bit [TS]

  better about having sex but soundly [TS]

  defeated by chaos with a history check [TS]

  will give you said I'm a touch nervous [TS]

  about walking around with the symbol of [TS]

  another sorcerer King on my bike seems [TS]

  like a newly freakin weird can we find [TS]

  you a 4 sleeve turtleneck or not I just [TS]

  basically got my wristband of some sort [TS]

  is what I've got it you got it or a [TS]

  kicking could get a leather-like [TS]

  wristbands or something if you want is [TS]

  the tier equivalent of the LIVESTRONG [TS]

  bracelet or something along those people [TS]

  do not live strong interior yeah die we [TS]

  die die hard die hard so yeah i mean [TS]

  that's that's what will give you a [TS]

  history check you can also do our canna [TS]

  you can do streetwise to figure out what [TS]

  the significance of someone tattoo and [TS]

  you might be alright I'm going for our [TS]

  canna let it be 20 20 plus modifiers for [TS]

  you can I help him [TS]

  sure 15 [TS]

  I'm helping i rolled in a 19 and I help [TS]

  help alright so you do not seem to think [TS]

  it is arcane anyway and I mean you dunno [TS]

  with that role you would know that there [TS]

  are some magic that can be attributed to [TS]

  tattoos this one doesn't seem to be like [TS]

  that but it certainly is a component [TS]

  that is sometimes useful i'll go ahead [TS]

  and roll some streetwise see if I think [TS]

  of any reason why they might talk to us [TS]

  besides being our property and I rolled [TS]

  a two so Anna is completely she's just [TS]

  add words she has a headache [TS]

  word on the street is you don't know [TS]

  anything on the street is I need another [TS]

  beer [TS]

  that's right drink up all i have managed [TS]

  to determine about this tattoo is it is [TS]

  very itchy [TS]

  that's true it is it is a fresh tattoo [TS]

  so it does smart a little couldn't [TS]

  necessarily like blade off with necrotic [TS]

  magic good I you could try you can also [TS]

  cut off your you know above did you say [TS]

  that again about necrotic magic [TS]

  is don't want a standard you wouldn't no [TS]

  of course I read your character is a [TS]

  part of [TS]

  well I shouldn't say this but you you [TS]

  would know that magic is not people [TS]

  don't like magic in office because of uh [TS]

  I don't know if I mentioned this last [TS]

  time we play but so at this as a planet [TS]

  is a giant desert right- metal and water [TS]

  very scarce resources it has it wasn't [TS]

  always like that [TS]

  the sorcerer kings basically turned the [TS]

  planet into a waste land because they [TS]

  used to power their magic they suck the [TS]

  life force out of the planet and so [TS]

  there are two different schools of magic [TS]

  in Ephesus although magic is all pretty [TS]

  much hated because the one school are [TS]

  called the filers and they draw a life [TS]

  force from people and living beings [TS]

  around them to power their spells [TS]

  strangely they're the ones everybody [TS]

  loves doesn't make sense of wonder [TS]

  people hate they gave magic a bad name [TS]

  and there are preservers who use magic [TS]

  but choose not to us i siphon off the [TS]

  life-force of other people so basically [TS]

  like the dark side and the lights if [TS]

  you're familiar with Star Wars I don't [TS]

  know if any of you are son says don't [TS]

  balloons so it's just so when people see [TS]

  that Babylon 5 related so when people [TS]

  see other people using magic they tend [TS]

  to not look kindly upon it i wouldn't [TS]

  know anything about that [TS]

  22 no okay so you view strange things [TS]

  like that happen around when I friend I [TS]

  I just I've got that kind of luck i'm [TS]

  really a more of a paper push it really [TS]

  so you have checked the streets word on [TS]

  the streets is it's a lion tattoo [TS]

  Tony knows the history of the city of [TS]

  Uruk if anyone is interested and he can [TS]

  expound part given his high roll your [TS]

  you should have to be some kind of focus [TS]

  check to get through here at Red Guard [TS]

  talk about it because ease your bar just [TS]

  like these are just normal tattoos I [TS]

  don't know why they put on our wrists [TS]

  but they they do not seem magical to me [TS]

  is there anything else anybody want to [TS]

  do you want to cover them up in some way [TS]

  I don't you [TS]

  somebody mentioned that before you can [TS]

  certainly all violent wristbands [TS]

  never to cover them up yes we will buy [TS]

  matching respect yes that's not left my [TS]

  want ideas get knocked unconscious [TS]

  quickly strong so you can go back to the [TS]

  marketplace which is real man you know [TS]

  people sell things also where ambushes [TS]

  happen it's true [TS]

  hot dogs there though just like Walmart [TS]

  yeah has met bags on logs never get is a [TS]

  pretty bad place i found nothing of [TS]

  interest there [TS]

  oh you should we go is there a place [TS]

  where there's a caravan or something [TS]

  where we could uh where we could go out [TS]

  into the desert the end ask you know to [TS]

  take us to the temple also i recall [TS]

  Scott said promised me a promise that we [TS]

  would go into the desert [TS]

  okay can we do that or should we just go [TS]

  back to around emporium I think what we [TS]

  still have to like cut a deal with all [TS]

  right and we're not and we're not we're [TS]

  not prepared to go out in the desert [TS]

  anyone right you would need to buy some [TS]

  supplies look at the skin very fair [TS]

  complexion you need sunscreen you would [TS]

  have I what is an adventurers kit so [TS]

  that has some stuff but you would also [TS]

  want you you know and thanks to your [TS]

  investigations at the tavern that no one [TS]

  quite knows where at least nobody in the [TS]

  tavern quite know where this place was [TS]

  so you might want to provision yourself [TS]

  for a few days out into the desert and [TS]

  the people of athis have a great respect [TS]

  and fear for the desert because of [TS]

  course it is deadly so people who often [TS]

  go out unprepared die very quickly so [TS]

  you'd want to go how about that well [TS]

  let's not be those get those guys if i [TS]

  remember correctly didn't have shaam [TS]

  actually send out a caravan to try and [TS]

  find the face in the stone uh so the [TS]

  dwarf that you spoke to in the tavern [TS]

  told you that somebody was attacking [TS]

  their their caravans and I think some [TS]

  other doors right green also said yeah [TS]

  we heard rumors that people were being [TS]

  attacked out the desert and attacking [TS]

  how Sean but where would you know you [TS]

  have to be crazy to attack them because [TS]

  the sorcerer kings in order to keep [TS]

  trade alive protect the trade houses [TS]

  because you know without trade between [TS]

  the cities everyone would die because [TS]

  each of the cities has specific things [TS]

  that they are very good at doing like [TS]

  yeah utonis character tells you yes [TS]

  because let me tell you I'm not even the [TS]

  legend of all of the fine pottery this [TS]

  three of the five have sworn the scroll [TS]

  I could have sworn the scroll said [TS]

  something about them sending an [TS]

  expedition to try and find the face in [TS]

  the stone i can read with the screen if [TS]

  that is the case one would think that [TS]

  they might have had they might have [TS]

  mentioned something that others at how [TS]

  sharp about where they might be heading [TS]

  so i will read you what the school said [TS]

  again [TS]

  greetings from how shop we've sent [TS]

  messengers throughout here to deliver [TS]

  this communication to those of mercenary [TS]

  guys IE adventures if you be such you [TS]

  are and you wish to earn a great reward [TS]

  you doing to me hun desert Raiders her [TS]

  ass and disrupt our caravans yet the [TS]

  Revolutionary Council of here which is [TS]

  what replaced the source working will [TS]

  not lift a finger to help us honest [TS]

  merchants was finding aid elsewhere the [TS]

  Raiders claim that our caravans know the [TS]

  site of a ruined temple called the face [TS]

  in the stone they say if we give up the [TS]

  location their tax will cease but we [TS]

  know nothing of the road [TS]

  moreover a Sean caravan seeking to find [TS]

  the face in the stone never returned my [TS]

  request is this find the face in the [TS]

  stone learn the fate of our last care of [TS]

  it and provide assistance to any [TS]

  survivors all we have concerning the [TS]

  ruins location is a line from an old [TS]

  song where the devil's horns thread the [TS]

  tunnel in the sky is Tony village rarely [TS]

  blinks its hollow I don't worry about [TS]

  that i was not important right return [TS]

  wrote that down lyrics to our-our not [TS]

  like a good job Jason and you will be [TS]

  heralded as heroes of how shop regards [TS]

  delam tom [TS]

  ok so that's a scroll that the door gave [TS]

  you [TS]

  so do we need to go do we think we need [TS]

  to go and talk to telling Sean where do [TS]

  you think we just settle however we were [TS]

  headed for how sums thing at the [TS]

  Emporium right [TS]

  sure that's where you guys were going [TS]

  when you were ambushed at the [TS]

  marketplace [TS]

  I think we've got to go back there what [TS]

  if we find what if we find a back way [TS]

  really where you can really really look [TS]

  around this time you don't think they're [TS]

  gonna attack us again we were earmarked [TS]

  with the lion wanted to give us a silly [TS]

  hats ooh [TS]

  you guys are always thought we'd have [TS]

  some sort of more risks guys at least [TS]

  one of you is very familiar with the [TS]

  city and I assume that all you know more [TS]

  than half of you are familiar with the [TS]

  city your characters at least so you can [TS]

  take a different route to the Emporium [TS]

  it is a well-known place so you know [TS]

  there are different routes to get there [TS]

  so if you do not want to walk over the [TS]

  grounds where you were beating sound sad [TS]

  memories for me output you can go other [TS]

  ways [TS]

  let's go to vote other ways yeah we got [TS]

  a back way [TS]

  so you've arrived at how che Sean's [TS]

  important out of it was uneventful [TS]

  thankfully yes I i was thinking well [TS]

  maybe I should have another encounter [TS]

  where is the same thing we got our asses [TS]

  kicked the hotdog band any bad every [TS]

  time we go to the market began our [TS]

  adolescent I thought you don't shop [TS]

  people actually want to have fun playing [TS]

  this game so I don't want to do that [TS]

  again arm so the house [TS]

  sean is an important very busy you see [TS]

  you know all the races here are [TS]

  represented everyone you see some [TS]

  caravans getting ready to go out [TS]

  you see people exchanging money get in [TS]

  the gate of the first level there's kind [TS]

  of a reception area with a dwarf behind [TS]

  desk who is busy calculating subsumes [TS]

  it's a very busy place [TS]

  so what do you guys do yall dwarf yeah [TS]

  this where run [TS]

  she's getting hit in the face with a neg [TS]

  neg laughing eated or an egg laugh and [TS]

  we laugh me it can I help you madam [TS]

  oh yeah I turn everybody else someone [TS]

  not me should probably speak yes hello [TS]

  hello there [TS]

  yes i am i'm a mall as you can as you [TS]

  can see and we can I can't even tell it [TS]

  drop a little dwarven on you if you like [TS]

  90 to Orban that's right because our [TS]

  lives with Garland's do often why indian [TS]

  jobs and say like Hello [TS]

  i'm awake by it i am ii who do around my [TS]

  not everyone some people think I'm as [TS]

  your butt I'm not door find more anyway [TS]

  hey buddy [TS]

  well the door four points out i wouldn't [TS]

  take you for a door that's right because [TS]

  we're I think we're tied in knots and [TS]

  tied we wear where you're obviously this [TS]

  magical wonderful may not magical no no [TS]

  don't get the wrong idea of magic is [TS]

  very bad [TS]

  we just received this scroll and we are [TS]

  adventurous and are interested in [TS]

  perhaps learning more about this [TS]

  proposition that that you guys have when [TS]

  you're looking for adventure to go out [TS]

  in the desert and figure out what the [TS]

  heck is with this uh with this song and [TS]

  tunnel and jason face on the stone deal [TS]

  yeah I have no idea what about are you [TS]

  I'm looking for someone in particular on [TS]

  your manager and can you take me to your [TS]

  manager but escalate I have my own [TS]

  manager and we speak to a tier-two to [TS]

  organize you can I show you this [TS]

  can I show you the scrolls their genius [TS]

  bar in this important in the carib an [TS]

  yes can you know we're always hiring [TS]

  show you the school security especially [TS]

  now that you know our caravans Republic [TS]

  attacks Jason protip don't walk into a [TS]

  shop and to show you my said roll [TS]

  oh I I have gathered you have a scroll [TS]

  of some sort [TS]

  yes we talking like we're flying school [TS]

  he holds out his hands give me the same [TS]

  just got the scroll I can't read so I [TS]

  don't have it I here's the scroll [TS]

  thank you so he looks at it and says [TS]

  well yeah this is this is an official [TS]

  house charm communication i see Dellin [TS]

  signed it so if you'd like to talk to [TS]

  him he is in it is it is he's actually [TS]

  the warehouse which is right next door [TS]

  I don't know man i was walking in here I [TS]

  wouldn't let us see that guy back [TS]

  well this is a very historic doesn't [TS]

  know what he's doing he's obviously [TS]

  attempts i would have yes yes friend [TS]

  wars we would like to see television [TS]

  alright well he is right in [TS]

  the warehouse if you go through the door [TS]

  he points to the door and walk down the [TS]

  hallway you'll get into a big cavernous [TS]

  house where we store our wares and that [TS]

  would be the warehouse [TS]

  alright also the bathroom around here [TS]

  for you okay there are no bathroom [TS]

  something guys have a pilot you just [TS]

  want to say and don't you Dan little [TS]

  dwarf the scent hottie yes and if you're [TS]

  lucky you do hold for developers itself [TS]

  and he's probably only helped us in the [TS]

  warehouse the moment so all right you [TS]

  won't be hard to find it thanks dude [TS]

  let's go to the warehouse and and maybe [TS]

  maybe Anna can talk to her girlfriend [TS]

  not that were horrible racist or [TS]

  something we just like to keep it all [TS]

  racing we can [TS]

  yes because in really i only speak to my [TS]

  little bits lesson starts to be clear [TS]

  since we are broadcasting I am NOT a [TS]

  racist let's just be clear only a racist [TS]

  would say that I don't know as I said [TS]

  that I was like well there we go [TS]

  so you go into the warehouse and you see [TS]

  lots of you know there's obsidian [TS]

  where's you know various things that [TS]

  would be a pottery the things that you [TS]

  would expect to find in trading house [TS]

  and you also see an elf who is wearing [TS]

  you know pretty good-looking close he [TS]

  seems to be fairly important and he is [TS]

  bossing around some half Giants who are [TS]

  picking up things and putting it down [TS]

  he's like no you idiots [TS]

  I need the all of the Obsidian together [TS]

  obsidian it's black it's classy it's [TS]

  rock [TS]

  why are you keep moving this pottery [TS]

  where I want you to move the Obsidian [TS]

  can't go to get help looking at we have [TS]

  one of those in our bodies not very [TS]

  bright [TS]

  so did our do you say that you down [TS]

  that's my bumbling we have one of those [TS]

  with us maybe he could talk to them [TS]

  because you know we find that works a [TS]

  lot better it's let's who really who is [TS]

  charming among us who would like to talk [TS]

  to tell'em i am not charming i am a mole [TS]

  huh apparently I'm charming to L so i [TS]

  might as well try okay [TS]

  she certainly do have a way with those [TS]

  insults i do I know you know but uh [TS]

  perhaps let you in here by the way [TS]

  Oh your front desk fellow he seems a bit [TS]

  uh what's the word but yeah i'll go to [TS]

  that stupid and nice insult to you [TS]

  really just wharves those flow off the [TS]

  tongue for you don't think I've been [TS]

  important and busy man as I can what do [TS]

  you want [TS]

  well we were hoping to talk a little [TS]

  business business now you've got read [TS]

  you need to move somewhere you would you [TS]

  like to buy subsidiary showing the [TS]

  scroll I have I have a lot of pottery [TS]

  from Earth you may have heard about the [TS]

  this all I've heard about their her [TS]

  yeah I don't hurry interested in well I [TS]

  am incredibly a lot of pottery sir if [TS]

  you are interested i have phases i have [TS]

  the Holy subscribe to scroll scroll [TS]

  cases thank you for you know cheap rock [TS]

  my place that's not why we're here and [TS]

  you know we seem to have come across [TS]

  this scroll note and are a little bit to [TS]

  be ya know because of some cabins yes so [TS]

  we heard [TS]

  oh yes I see you you have one of my [TS]

  Scrolls ru of adventure guys wear those [TS]

  guys that's this guy excellent not we're [TS]

  not just up there we are skies this is [TS]

  this is good news why are you talking to [TS]

  me though I thought I made it clear that [TS]

  I needed to people to leap into the fray [TS]

  and find out what I know how to leap [TS]

  into certainly some might argue that the [TS]

  fray leptin dem hause i don't i don't [TS]

  know what you're saying then were [TS]

  ambushed on our way to your store and [TS]

  we're staying on vacation well you might [TS]

  know ever since the sorcerer King has [TS]

  been overthrown this revolutionary [TS]

  council will help us with our our [TS]

  caravans the very least 13 sale [TS]

  I'm you know I I you don't say i didn't [TS]

  company elected but I i miss the the [TS]

  source working at least you know me too [TS]

  we didn't have much freedom but you [TS]

  weren't attacked in the marketplace is [TS]

  original is it and isn't that the [TS]

  greatest freedom of all I think safety [TS]

  is the greatest freedom of all I'm gonna [TS]

  give you a good deal on that pottery you [TS]

  you when you come back [TS]

  ask for me ten percent off will do [TS]

  before we head out into the fray there [TS]

  anything you could maybe help us along [TS]

  any any extra bit of information you [TS]

  might a care to partake fun asking if [TS]

  there's any pattern to the caravans have [TS]

  been disappearing or you know those poor [TS]

  care events that have been disappearing [TS]

  has it all been sitting in any [TS]

  particular type of pottery well I I you [TS]

  know we have not been able to to notice [TS]

  any kind of trend I just it's about you [TS]

  know maybe one every five caravans gets [TS]

  attacked it's clearly only how Sean [TS]

  caravans though which makes me angry [TS]

  because I although we are the biggest [TS]

  house we are the biggest traders here we [TS]

  need to keep the Commerce flowing and [TS]

  this is really hitting our credit and [TS]

  you know our cash flow is not as flowing [TS]

  as ND so i hope that you guys can find [TS]

  this temple and maybe it has something [TS]

  that can help us [TS]

  I don't I didn't say in the school how [TS]

  much we are willing to pay but we would [TS]

  give you a healthy reward i do like the [TS]

  sound of that [TS]

  how help a hot idea well all the pottery [TS]

  that you can carry died I i do not wish [TS]

  i'm very small i know that's a problem [TS]

  you have Giants will carry it but uh and [TS]

  750 gold for your group and it's not [TS]

  really golden methods something else but [TS]

  we'll just use gold because it's good we [TS]

  call it gold it's actually giant hard [TS]

  wheel and it's for ceramic yeah it's [TS]

  pottery is like ceramic gold [TS]

  yeah it's the euro isn't it is this [TS]

  witness God to Europe well that's very [TS]

  large if you're interested we will i [TS]

  will outfit you even because you're the [TS]

  first adventurous will come to talk to [TS]

  me don't talk [TS]

  me just go out into the desert but i [TS]

  will we have since our our warehouses [TS]

  full of backed up stuff but i can't ship [TS]

  anywhere i will outfit you for for [TS]

  desert survival on the house [TS]

  just make sure like on the house on the [TS]

  house Shannon I was good i was going to [TS]

  say that I thought it was stupid and [TS]

  that has never stopped pancake was a [TS]

  valid thought you and hopefully i will [TS]

  wish you the best now i have heard one [TS]

  of my cousins has been telling me that [TS]

  he's been having this dream about the [TS]

  the face in the stone gonna hear this [TS]

  what kind of dream school is facing the [TS]

  school well he just says that it's it's [TS]

  very dusty he's like he's in a sandstorm [TS]

  for hours and he's just he can't find [TS]

  his way and then all of a sudden the the [TS]

  sand clears and there's this this big [TS]

  mountain face right evidence of an [TS]

  actual face within this mountain face [TS]

  and it has some kind of like it has eyes [TS]

  deep empty eyes and teeth of some kind [TS]

  of question was just a dream [TS]

  he did say that you know hehe lives here [TS]

  and here and he had felt a pole as he [TS]

  was dreaming to the the southeast so I [TS]

  mean I don't know that's the best that [TS]

  is the only thing that I know about this [TS]

  our house has many caravans that go that [TS]

  way [TS]

  a couple of our Caravan that went that [TS]

  way we're in fact lost the one we set [TS]

  out to find the face in a stone we sent [TS]

  that way based on the stream only I mean [TS]

  that's the only lead we had and they [TS]

  have not returned so they are either [TS]

  they found it and they have run away [TS]

  which is makes me angry or they're dead [TS]

  which makes present so that's why I want [TS]

  you guys to go out and if they are still [TS]

  alive to save them because they are [TS]

  valuable employees [TS]

  I no longer own them but you know I [TS]

  still I still feel their value we can do [TS]

  ask excellence and can either it done [TS]

  fantastic so I trust all of you I don't [TS]

  know if your name was [TS]

  because I didn't ask but I I trust you [TS]

  two to deliver what needs to be done and [TS]

  let me give you he gives you a house [TS]

  shaam seal just to help you if you need [TS]

  to buy anything in the market within a [TS]

  hundred gold pieces this this letter of [TS]

  credit will allow you to buy any special [TS]

  equipment that you might require but he [TS]

  also outfits you with the normal desert [TS]

  going things so you have you know [TS]

  whatever you need you kind food and such [TS]

  sum borrowed really seal that deal for [TS]

  me if we could just take his hand with [TS]

  us take his hand [TS]

  everybody please extend on the and tag [TS]

  yeah its own adventures I know that you [TS]

  probably want you are as anxious as I am [TS]

  to ask the temple and I am as you can [TS]

  see burdened with idiotic employees that [TS]

  I need to manage i see that you have a [TS]

  half charged so feeling some pain but [TS]

  yeah I wish you the best and a half of [TS]

  it the the door from let you in here [TS]

  will give you the equipment that you [TS]

  need if you're required if you have your [TS]

  own equipment that's great and I hope to [TS]

  see you but if you don't come back by [TS]

  the end of the month listen you did I [TS]

  assume that's their right this sec you [TS]

  are really attached to us i'm assuming [TS]

  that standard caravan boilerplate it's [TS]

  true I don't see you come back by the [TS]

  end of the day Allison were dead [TS]

  should we maybe consider riding shotgun [TS]

  on a caravan heading to the salary think [TS]

  that's the way we want something caravan [TS]

  to the southeast is anybody is anybody [TS]

  sitting here maybe we shouldn't consider [TS]

  know because all of our Caravan think [TS]

  that would have been a higher percentage [TS]

  have been attacked so we just decided [TS]

  also there is a pattern so now we're [TS]

  getting to the pattern so you want us to [TS]

  deal with this problem but you've told [TS]

  us about I get started to get school I [TS]

  feel like I feel like we're getting it [TS]

  now and in exchange for what was it [TS]

  about the caravans again there will be [TS]

  have ac- face and you sing that song [TS]

  that's famous about the I at [TS]

  I think I wrote in my dreams we're gonna [TS]

  bring it up we're gonna lose that letter [TS]

  yet it's alright let's get out of here [TS]

  yeah well I say a hundred gold that was [TS]

  50 goals right 40-watt you want by the [TS]

  scruff of the neck and thank you sir [TS]

  so youyou you go off to the the front [TS]

  desk dwarf you say he told me that you [TS]

  would give us equipment he gives you [TS]

  whatever equipment you'll need so we [TS]

  don't have to worry about rolling for [TS]

  you know sunstroke and all that fun [TS]

  stuff that you have to understand if you [TS]

  don't are your little bit of practice [TS]

  realism Scott is realism but you really [TS]

  boring or playing dwarves and elves and [TS]

  so that realism goes out the window [TS]

  one Center attending that and so now you [TS]

  are prepared you have a hundred gold if [TS]

  you want to buy anything in particular [TS]

  you know how many cakes about switching [TS]

  transportation you do need to carry [TS]

  those k who do you think is carrying [TS]

  those kegs just strap around your torso [TS]

  so you can think of it as a it's like [TS]

  Meg armor take mail little league al [TS]

  mail you can you can you to india i [TS]

  guess you don't want to see if we [TS]

  charter a a caravan or hitch a ride on a [TS]

  caravan is headed to the southeast right [TS]

  i would not happy with their novels so [TS]

  nobody's going to the southeast [TS]

  I think Tony rejoining may god's peace [TS]

  peace of burden or something uh you can [TS]

  so you can go to that you go to rent [TS]

  some yes you have to rent out her go to [TS]

  a red david scott so there are two well [TS]

  there are a number of things but there [TS]

  are crowd lose and third lose which are [TS]

  crowd loser large flightless birds that [TS]

  people use this mounts and blues are [TS]

  smaller flightless birds that people use [TS]

  his mouth so basically a horse and pony [TS]

  tanks when a character cakes that are [TS]

  insects large insect like they're like [TS]

  oxen sighs I think I'm not not really [TS]

  comfortable with her eating insects [TS]

  I'm not a lot of writing birds either [TS]

  come to think of it [TS]

  yeah the cakes in the the earthly you [TS]

  may walk my friend [TS]

  those are probably your best bet if [TS]

  you're looking to rent them to me for [TS]

  that on our per diem with my per diem I [TS]

  mean one dm well is so you go to a a [TS]

  animal renter stables there in the [TS]

  stables well that's a good record and he [TS]

  said I agree [TS]

  so what can I do for you we are looking [TS]

  to borrow some of your stock car I don't [TS]

  put any try but I don't lend things out [TS]

  you don't rent yes borrow does not imply [TS]

  that you pay me well yes no we plan i [TS]

  guess we could pay you [TS]

  excellent what you have in mind to have [TS]

  a lot of have some some pretty sweet [TS]

  cakes i also have exactly is he getting [TS]

  guys that put it that friend is a little [TS]

  too personal [TS]

  brother my cakes i'm not shy about it i [TS]

  have the best cakes interior i'll show [TS]

  you my canvas if you like you can touch [TS]

  them you don't believe there there [TS]

  little checklist see what i hear is we [TS]

  should reserve the a.m power my backup [TS]

  at the at the the bar said that we [TS]

  should reserve the smaller flightless [TS]

  birds because they usually run out of [TS]

  those and then they'll upgrade you to [TS]

  the larger flightless bird how the [TS]

  korean thank you Karen talents so I i [TS]

  also have crow do and her blue if you [TS]

  like i don't know if i need can any of [TS]

  you actually have any skills and writing [TS]

  things but I thought you never had [TS]

  anything out of guys nobody nobody but [TS]

  you only shot at that question right [TS]

  guys still hasn't got his learner's [TS]

  permit you know well i guess you can all [TS]

  you would all know how to ride a [TS]

  domesticated animals i mean if you have [TS]

  to if we have to fight on if you have to [TS]

  fight on the backs of the animals then [TS]

  you will be at a- probably most of you [TS]

  collect you can just write them as you [TS]

  like [TS]

  ok I'll allow it how many of us will fit [TS]

  on these various animals so early LuAnn [TS]

  crowd Lou I believe are one [TS]

  writer / cece more blue could we just [TS]

  tell him that we've got you know 80 gold [TS]

  and there are five of us and what's his [TS]

  recommendation know what can you get [TS]

  real mechanic look what kind of can you [TS]

  get us in there but we are getting ready [TS]

  to go we have a hundred holding the back [TS]

  its i can i can give you a well I as i [TS]

  said i'm very proud of my tank so i [TS]

  might well how long are you gonna need [TS]

  these things for you know overnight 23 [TS]

  days where are you going are you leaving [TS]

  the city no no I mean a quick just [TS]

  around just turning the hand which okay [TS]

  everybody we're just gonna cruise guys [TS]

  going to get us with an insurance [TS]

  oh wait wait a second we have to roll 40 [TS]

  we have to row lying bluffer off who is [TS]

  now is the way to do we do we need a [TS]

  can't seat for the dwarf or what is the [TS]

  regulation into mall like a hundred and [TS]

  fifty pounds or six foot of the you [TS]

  actually don't have it one for your [TS]

  party no small animal the mall so I [TS]

  roblox our one true love because you are [TS]

  already but that's not taking into [TS]

  account is my modifier for bluff which [TS]

  is plus 0 my friend who should i be also [TS]

  it does not believe you i wrote the four [TS]

  and my modifier is also 0 [TS]

  okay well too I rolled a total 17 or [TS]

  well some team that's good [TS]

  the Jason and Steve would you like yeah [TS]

  i wrote the five my modified iris arrow [TS]

  don't believe those other three guys but [TS]

  I'm telling you the truth about how [TS]

  we're not taking about it down so are [TS]

  you taking about a thousand no no no [TS]

  three out of the five way what we're out [TS]

  of this town [TS]

  I'm gonna stay here oh yeah [TS]

  it's not definite I you guys look like [TS]

  you're you might be adventurous seeking [TS]

  advice yes we are outside the walls and [TS]

  I when you rent animals i think sure you [TS]

  understand this that you expect to get [TS]

  the back and so i will have to get a [TS]

  deposit of at least 70 gold in addition [TS]

  to my normal fee which is per day so how [TS]

  many days are gonna be I don't know but [TS]

  if you want to get an earth blue i can [TS]

  give you I can give you four are blue 4 [TS]

  12 gold a day or if you want five we can [TS]

  just bump that up to 14 [TS]

  well i would like to see your blue first [TS]

  I mean I'm perfectly willing that way [TS]

  yeah but uh I don't think we can afford [TS]

  any of that [TS]

  well he was certainly madam yeah united [TS]

  credit for your deposit or well it [TS]

  depends on who who the letter of credit [TS]

  how much can we get if we leave the [TS]

  three keen with you get the key count as [TS]

  a deposit in some way [TS]

  well idea folks so is he is mountable [TS]

  everything [TS]

  how many have you shaved yesterday I'm [TS]

  sorry my apologies site that can back [TS]

  out of that anyway lets up see your [TS]

  mouth because I as i said i am perfectly [TS]

  willing to part with our gold but all [TS]

  right we'll we'll come on in [TS]

  so it takes you to a pen that holds a [TS]

  bunch of our glue you can make nature [TS]

  checks if you like if you want to [TS]

  ascertain if they are good or blue or [TS]

  sickly earthly if the rainbow elf [TS]

  probably has something in the nature [TS]

  category i would get rainbow elf has a [TS]

  nature of zero but she has a bluff oven [TS]

  so [TS]

  oh I have to say you did say you had the [TS]

  best or blue in the area but I'm not [TS]

  true impressed i'll actually I said the [TS]

  kinks with the best mired luar [TS]

  run-of-the-mill sliders don't have the [TS]

  mail [TS]

  maybe the cakes one of the dunes [TS]

  this is well they've been fed recently [TS]

  my article sure I feed them every three [TS]

  days like you're supposed to every three [TS]

  days really well that was fun [TS]

  yeah that would explain yeah why are you [TS]

  insulting my are you doc insulting I'm [TS]

  just I'm just I mean I'm a businesswoman [TS]

  and I am perfectly happy to pay for good [TS]

  stock but I think your deposit of 74 for [TS]

  this lot maybe a little bit too high i [TS]

  would weigh 45 50 well our site you know [TS]

  I understand that it is high but it's [TS]

  here is a dangerous place and once you [TS]

  go outside the the walls that even more [TS]

  dangerous I mean I heard just yesterday [TS]

  that people were attacked not three [TS]

  blocks from here in the marketplace [TS]

  that's ridiculous right now I don't know [TS]

  Chester room around what kind of idiots [TS]

  would get back to the market I i'm sorry [TS]

  but i am not moving on my deposit but i [TS]

  will i'll make a deal because i like the [TS]

  way you look and I am single so you know [TS]

  if you come back maybe go out to me the [TS]

  kinks like does it won't be single [TS]

  forever man [TS]

  you can bring another great nothing [TS]

  worse than a lecherous k Cooper is there [TS]

  any other copy i will i will let you [TS]

  rent five determinist canker I've heard [TS]

  Lou for a week which here on earth this [TS]

  is 88 days I just made that one [TS]

  wait a second we're getting swindled [TS]

  from school and more people 40 gold i [TS]

  need your love zone with the 70 deposit [TS]

  is a week hundred gold [TS]

  Oh No 8820 even and you've got yourself [TS]

  a deal [TS]

  15 and I don't walk away I'm not walking [TS]

  we live what I want to know who sent you [TS]

  out this is my plan is I'm not walking [TS]

  on [TS]

  fine one of five have a hundred and [TS]

  functional and we have a professor a [TS]

  total of four dollars each of us is [TS]

  carrying 380 so are we [TS]

  according to my character sheet i'm [TS]

  scared i'm blaming dan if that's wrong [TS]

  yeah I have 79 scientific the elf [TS]

  yeah uh-huh i have 3 6pm lady 66-year [TS]

  where was I when you guys were heading [TS]

  out of my eye I don't know doing [TS]

  whatever mysterious my grandpappy was [TS]

  learning to read [TS]

  oh well thank also you give him a [TS]

  hundred and five do you give him the [TS]

  letter of credit or and find gold pieces [TS]

  are just going to pay them hard currency [TS]

  we're going to put the deposit down on [TS]

  the letter of credit and then give him [TS]

  five gold pieces in an actual create [TS]

  trouble all right there thank you and he [TS]

  has some of his interns help you who [TS]

  have before we leave we should make sure [TS]

  we actually get the supplies to take [TS]

  care of these are blue for the a day [TS]

  because I wouldn't want to lose our [TS]

  deposit just go party didn't get me [TS]

  probable speed [TS]

  well we should I got him to throw that [TS]

  in supplies 25 gold extra you're going [TS]

  to give us a blue for eight days and not [TS]

  give us any supplies what kind of [TS]

  marketplace dealing with you man [TS]

  hey woman I mean I mean I've been down [TS]

  the street and the person offers me [TS]

  everything for you know similar rate to [TS]

  yours but they throw in everything I [TS]

  mean I thought you wanted to be [TS]

  competitive around here I i live by the [TS]

  reputation of my tanks as I've said [TS]

  before blue is a niche market for me and [TS]

  so you can i would suggest you go down [TS]

  the street if you're gonna get a better [TS]

  price but you're not gonna be 205 [TS]

  especially since you're going out [TS]

  hundred and five we are 505 i would just [TS]

  like a little bit of supplies [TS]

  I mean I want I want your deposit you [TS]

  know we're making everything work but uh [TS]

  if you give us no food and no supplies [TS]

  to go out with your new I mean I just [TS]

  don't understand what kind of shape you [TS]

  expect them to be and I expect to be a [TS]

  prediction then you should give us the [TS]

  supplies to make them in perfect shape [TS]

  that's why that is your responsibility [TS]

  as a renter to make sure that Miami know [TS]

  I do believe that in the renting [TS]

  contract ensures that the landowner or [TS]

  the or the owner in this case takes care [TS]

  of all such necessities [TS]

  I don't know what contract you were [TS]

  looking I'm looking at the contract [TS]

  right here [TS]

  I didn't decide to contract on I i'm [TS]

  going to roll the to distract her and [TS]

  then motion that Carlos till they just [TS]

  give the guy 25 goals for this club [TS]

  oh man this concludes that is if I can't [TS]

  actually there needs to be a dnd spin [TS]

  off its just heard luego [TS]

  yeah well rather you tell me roll to [TS]

  minigame yeah i just did I rolled it i [TS]

  rolled well plus the 11 of all the [TS]

  nights i roll the 20 well with all right [TS]

  Sosa 515 [TS]

  yeah I didn't know but whatever you [TS]

  haven't earned her as she called you a [TS]

  nerd LuAnn de can't marsh it's like the [TS]

  first 20 minutes of oregon trail and [TS]

  you've all died just you have done it's [TS]

  just a min maxing so now that you have [TS]

  you have your supply appeared as anchor [TS]

  background is that ok you have you have [TS]

  your desert supplies you have your blue [TS]

  which are defined a picture of blue [TS]

  because I'm sure since we spent so much [TS]

  time talking about the no really hard us [TS]

  to help him back Carlos further this has [TS]

  been sucked into the void you have to [TS]

  look for a better or blue [TS]

  thanks for the memories [TS]

  thanks can you held and cajoled and [TS]

  saved us tengo what's the matter like [TS]

  ostriches with the point you're Carlos [TS]

  my friend returned mrs. back [TS]

  what haha he was it sounds like you're [TS]

  typing he was talking [TS]

  alright so now since you spent so much [TS]

  time haggling with the art lose and [TS]

  figuring out with how Sean what was [TS]

  going on [TS]

  time for another nap you think it's time [TS]

  that you should wait until the next day [TS]

  to head out into the the barren [TS]

  wasteland of tur going to the southwest [TS]

  something can be great when we get to [TS]

  the faces down and find like there's [TS]

  like 18 different parties that beat us [TS]

  there [TS]

  let's hit the point to get easy so you [TS]

  you rest you go to the party rest up and [TS]

  then you you rise and shine nice and [TS]

  early get your little over now let me [TS]

  let me positive suggested sure if we [TS]

  hang out in the pub long enough [TS]

  might the face of stone come to us that [TS]

  is a strategy it's a lot more [TS]

  role-playing just don't you believe [TS]

  based on this node that's true you only [TS]

  have eight days though of course how is [TS]

  he going to enforce this country but you [TS]

  don't get your 70 go back if you around [TS]

  yeah but we just came up with for alive [TS]

  they have a face in the stone morning so [TS]

  you assume that you are going to go out [TS]

  into the desert is this or Sally desert [TS]

  place for me that's our excellence so [TS]

  what we are going to do now is so you [TS]

  are going southeast to into the desert [TS]

  you [TS]

  you know go along on your blue that good [TS]

  as you do as soon as he do was really [TS]

  matter faster going but you're going [TS]

  along and it's as you are [TS]

  shoulda spent five pairs of coconuts [TS]

  that's true so now we're going to do [TS]

  something that everyone loves into [TS]

  dragons it's going to be called a skill [TS]

  check a skill challenge group [TS]

  ok so as you're going through you there [TS]

  are different ways that you can [TS]

  accomplish or your desert track using [TS]

  different skills you can use athletics [TS]

  to to move across the desert ever [TS]

  quickly you can use endurance to just [TS]

  endure through the the harsh world that [TS]

  at this is use nature obviously to [TS]

  figure out how you know look at this and [TS]

  the way it's blowing to figure out make [TS]

  sure you're going the right direction [TS]

  and perception to make sure that you are [TS]

  on alert and you can figure out where [TS]

  the devil's horn threads the tunnel in [TS]

  the sky so you all those are the skills [TS]

  that you can roll to get some successes [TS]

  for this this challenge so whoever [TS]

  everyone needs to roll [TS]

  so from either athletics endurance [TS]

  nature or perception and pick one out [TS]

  there any limits on how many times we [TS]

  can use any of those skills [TS]

  yes you can use athletics months you can [TS]

  use endurance once you can use nature [TS]

  once and you can use perception three [TS]

  times [TS]

  ok i am good at a lot of you to [TS]

  athletics nature and perception [TS]

  specifically so what we all need to I [TS]

  think we all need to each role once [TS]

  before we like start rolling a second [TS]

  time basically like this everybody needs [TS]

  to go once before going second that [TS]

  yes okay okay so who's a feeling I'm [TS]

  feeling good I'm feeling strong I'd like [TS]

  to roll for athletics go for it all [TS]

  right so Carlos is he's forging ahead of [TS]

  the party and he is bounding across the [TS]

  dunes and he's rolling a d20 and it's a [TS]

  carlos at the mall bounding across the [TS]

  and I have a 15 plus 10 or 25 so he is [TS]

  he is uh is very skillfully help you [TS]

  negotiate some subscriptions and some [TS]

  some kind of very treacherous sand dunes [TS]

  and you feel like you you're succeeding [TS]

  we are 16 I'd like to I'd like to take a [TS]

  look at which way the if there's any [TS]

  tracks in the sand you know if we can [TS]

  get any hits from where the caravans [TS]

  have gone before us maybe the security [TS]

  perception of 04 nature and nature [TS]

  what nature is nature was percentage of [TS]

  nature okay well you can my nature is [TS]

  pretty good neighborhood so much my [TS]

  tracks if the unnatural tracks show up [TS]

  against the natural landscape that's 17 [TS]

  plus 9 [TS]

  ok so you as a 26 you awhile but you do [TS]

  find the you find some what you think [TS]

  her fame tracks i mean it's hard to [TS]

  track things in the desert because the [TS]

  wind is blowing sand is constantly [TS]

  shifting but you you're pretty sure that [TS]

  you're in the right spot and you [TS]

  actually you find a good place to camp [TS]

  for the night so you guys set up camp [TS]

  and so that's one you've spent a whole [TS]

  day outside of the the this the walls of [TS]

  tier hear your chosen City you you rest [TS]

  tonight [TS]

  I've I assume you set up a wash of some [TS]

  kind and nothing happened as fool's so [TS]

  you well we're not not folds you wake up [TS]

  the next morning ready to to carry on [TS]

  well i will go ahead and take a quick [TS]

  look and see if I can spot anything in [TS]

  the distance might be of use to us just [TS]

  perception for me I'm that's plus 5 [TS]

  so that's a 23 so excellent so you are [TS]

  coming along you you think you notice [TS]

  that the the desert is continually being [TS]

  sandy which is a great thing to do this [TS]

  huh perception folks that's perception [TS]

  and I I felt and it gets everywhere are [TS]

  you come across this outcropping of [TS]

  rocks now can everyone see this this map [TS]

  be part of it is also very dark [TS]

  excellent you're always supposed to park [TS]

  and now everyone can see does everyone [TS]

  see there [TS]

  a little token oh yeah could everyone [TS]

  just make sure that you can move your [TS]

  tokens [TS]

  why yes we can yeah everybody's moving [TS]

  when can you can you move your head okay [TS]

  so you are you come across those rocks [TS]

  and you notice everyone make a [TS]

  perception Jack 1810 2414 okay so [TS]

  everyone who has gotten a 14 or higher [TS]

  so I make notices [TS]

  whoa or oh where the w's are you see a [TS]

  thin strands of nearly invisible crystal [TS]

  suddenly become apparent as you get [TS]

  close enough they form a large web now [TS]

  that you know what to look for [TS]

  you see another mass of strands [TS]

  stretched between another two large [TS]

  rocks so you see some strands here and [TS]

  some strands there you guys do [TS]

  let's I suggest and i'm not an expert [TS]

  the management let's not walk through [TS]

  those strength i find it's best to avoid [TS]

  ropey strands where everyone can I don't [TS]

  understand what you're talking about [TS]

  ropey strands yeah I don't I can't see [TS]

  nothin guys if you look very carefully [TS]

  over there strands in the sends they [TS]

  look you can see their web like alright [TS]

  so i would avoid going here and he ok [TS]

  what about over here can we go there [TS]

  can we go yeah here and go to their ish [TS]

  sure yeah that's fine you can go there [TS]

  just like not over there not over there [TS]

  got it so place yourselves wherever you [TS]

  want to be all right go on [TS]

  your bike here seem safe [TS]

  I'm gonna be behind him or regular it's [TS]

  gonna take like I'm gonna sit back away [TS]

  yeah right yeah good way to learn from a [TS]

  cat Scott ok so regular gonna hang [TS]

  around I'm trainable exotica let's six [TS]

  smell let's see [TS]

  so a big laugh and Carlos as you walk [TS]

  towards this where these ours are you [TS]

  notice that they are rocks that seem to [TS]

  be rocks but they are have cracks in [TS]

  them and the cracks erupted with [TS]

  tendrils that lash out at you I did not [TS]

  see that coming [TS]

  and sorry my bad before let's see what [TS]

  they get here [TS]

  let's see they miss a glove and they hit [TS]

  Carlos so Carlos you get hit with the [TS]

  tendril and roll five points down 10 [TS]

  points of damage actually and you you [TS]

  are slowed which mean i don't find him [TS]

  how to get me that's not fair [TS]

  missed me they went over my head they're [TS]

  sneaky things which is hard drive every [TS]

  shirt and you are tarana ongoing 5 [TS]

  damage which will end if you safe and [TS]

  when it does that the rock bursts and is [TS]

  not actually so yeah when i start my [TS]

  turn it'll end because i have incredible [TS]

  toughness as a no action when i start my [TS]

  term so you are that's him right i am so [TS]

  this this this rock is no longer [TS]

  actually tasted I think it's inedible [TS]

  toughness so it's just the other way you [TS]

  just can't be eating you cannot be even [TS]

  and is a time it was bred you notice two [TS]

  large spiders that are made of crystal [TS]

  because their Christmas fires appear [TS]

  also rolling hate those days I think [TS]

  everybody knew somebody those guys [TS]

  right that's good are these friends of [TS]

  yours oh that's racist [TS]

  what I I mean they have a hugely only [TS]

  sad i usually only see the crystal [TS]

  spiders after the pub this is weird [TS]

  so what is a Steve what's your [TS]

  initiative that's my hope initiative by [TS]

  rolling rolling d21 d21 turn out [TS]

  initiative which is two would be a 9 + 2 [TS]

  11 right [TS]

  REM i have a fifteen-year-old in the [TS]

  chat that simply i have yeah let me plus [TS]

  three so 14-13 then you have 13 so you [TS]

  go ahead and Carlos 444 catchment and [TS]

  Tony 22 you cast didn't meet him you [TS]

  feel at initiative Reggie haha this is [TS]

  all the spiders go first [TS]

  at least these regular alright so there [TS]

  are two crystal spiders and they are a [TS]

  crystalline and large so they are being [TS]

  they take it you each of you take one [TS]

  square they take four squares because [TS]

  they are the large weight they used for [TS]

  spray-painting checkin up to the mayors [TS]

  of this desert [TS]

  yeah go ahead tak haha they're going to [TS]

  go back there one text and Syrians with [TS]

  0 plus plus plus you can about you are [TS]

  19 vs AC i believe it's man just barely [TS]

  wait hold on who damaged my defender or [TS]

  is not active because I've got to go yet [TS]

  it does hit me so you take eight points [TS]

  of poison damage no and I'm going to be [TS]

  poisoned [TS]

  I mean I can but I'm going 10 really [TS]

  don't want to be loved [TS]

  don't want to be loved [TS]

  and then this one's going to go over [TS]

  here and he's going to actually he's [TS]

  going to move over that way and now he's [TS]

  moved more than public squares and so [TS]

  the island also has 15 square so well [TS]

  that you notice as they move a certain [TS]

  distance they they start to catch the [TS]

  sunlight and they're very difficult to [TS]

  to look at so basically they have [TS]

  consumers because they are blindingly [TS]

  bright and they are going to one is [TS]

  directing a ray of sunshine at anna for [TS]

  let's each 20 verses reflex run that [TS]

  will hit [TS]

  alright so you take who runs 24 points [TS]

  of damage [TS]

  kitty and you are blinded and fill the [TS]

  end of the spiders next turn [TS]

  what does blinded do I should 24 you [TS]

  said 24 ok i'm barely standing [TS]

  you are your bloodied I'm very bloodied [TS]

  kind of help routes to what I can i [TS]

  leave for Colorado onto the rock do it [TS]

  fortune favors the bold blinded my blind [TS]

  this I bet the tone you're dancing that [TS]

  you grant management am going to major [TS]

  penalty to try to hit people [TS]

  I believe you have a minus five to get [TS]

  anything yet awesome [TS]

  ok and now it's your turn well you have [TS]

  minus five to hit anything they also [TS]

  have concealment [TS]

  so that's an additional negative ah it's [TS]

  really hard to hit invisible dudes when [TS]

  you're also blinded i'm gonna use this [TS]

  second wind because it seems like the [TS]

  best thing to do right now I was [TS]

  appointing one of the end of the spiders [TS]

  next turn [TS]

  correct and she used second wind in the [TS]

  middle of combat thought we had entering [TS]

  yeah as a standard action instead of it [TS]

  making your attack you can basically [TS]

  used once per encounter your silent [TS]

  which gives you [TS]

  let's spend a healing search and gives [TS]

  you plus 2 all defenses until the end of [TS]

  you [TS]

  and unfortunately there's not i'm not [TS]

  going to use an attack because i'm [TS]

  thinking i might not have anybody in [TS]

  addition I'm gonna 2 3 4 5 i'll do that [TS]

  and since I've moved more than 3i game [TS]

  concealment until the end of my next [TS]

  turn [TS]

  Oh excellent Carlos yes you have written [TS]

  by yes well okay so i know you were hit [TS]

  by a tenth yes I sit by technical and [TS]

  I've used my credit you're also my [TS]

  income is my incredible toughness which [TS]

  is it which no action it just ends the [TS]

  through dogged determination and ongoing [TS]

  damage and then I so so tell me so I I i [TS]

  can move to attack the spiders i just am [TS]

  going to have a penalty because they're [TS]

  so bright and hard to see that is that [TS]

  is correct is it concealment or total [TS]

  concealments gotta just consuming so [TS]

  that's I think it's just my store right [TS]

  well dose I'm gonna I'm gonna minus 2 [TS]

  i'm going to move to that guy [TS]

  okay how are you moving which would [TS]

  which guy I see where okay I'm gonna [TS]

  move up to that spider will call it [TS]

  spike is behind number one and my and I [TS]

  have a i still have a minor action and a [TS]

  standard action right so mice my minor [TS]

  action is battle raft which gives me [TS]

  plus 2 and I I'm gonna do my Maya my [TS]

  mainly basic attack with my powerful [TS]

  thing that is the Tri call all right do [TS]

  it though [TS]

  remind me here i'm enrolling a d20 [TS]

  relative 20 and then add whatever [TS]

  bonuses you have for your various tax [TS]

  su-27 easy and you hit and my damage is [TS]

  2000 so that crystal spider is a it [TS]

  doesn't look happy [TS]

  it looks like it is bleeding crystalline [TS]

  and it is bloodied that is not dead [TS]

  it is ok excellent well dad Carlos the [TS]

  mighty Carlos its take life [TS]

  alright you have poison [TS]

  yes I start off by taking going from the [TS]

  manga that's not great to can put it now [TS]

  I'm just bloodied just barely [TS]

  let's see what you no idea well as a [TS]

  minor action i will activate my defender [TS]

  or which means that any creatures i am [TS]

  next to if they attack any of my buddies [TS]

  without attacking me I take penalties we [TS]

  love it [TS]

  I know that's what I do my thing [TS]

  boom what what do you think I hang [TS]

  around your big guy and I know I [TS]

  appreciate it and I should use that [TS]

  before [TS]

  well alright i will then hit with a [TS]

  jarring smash the loop on this guy here [TS]

  little could have shot jarring smash as [TS]

  a 21 who and that it's excellent [TS]

  he will take 12 damage and in addition [TS]

  he grants combat advantage until the end [TS]

  of my next turn so any of you that [TS]

  basically will cancel the concealment [TS]

  gotcha Steve akash i'm here sorry [TS]

  now you've seen a spider one is taking a [TS]

  heck of a beating heart transplants and [TS]

  he's he's bleeding out which is nice [TS]

  yes that's a good thing alright so since [TS]

  people are already at least honest seems [TS]

  to be a little in bad shape i'm going to [TS]

  go ahead and sing a little song here [TS]

  and exudes discards hora whoa whoa easy [TS]

  with it I'm gonna help you really i'm [TS]

  gonna exhume dude just get right stand [TS]

  back which is in or five which allows [TS]

  let's see twice per encounter but once [TS]

  per turn anybody in the aura can use a [TS]

  minor action to spend the healing surge [TS]

  and regain 1d6 it's additionally some [TS]

  well and is not in the or oppose I mean [TS]

  I can come by five [TS]

  yeah that's five is huge my or is likely [TS]

  kidding me no I'm just outside it no so [TS]

  you you could my kid I could in fact [TS]

  move he would shift white countries all [TS]

  the way back [TS]

  she said that she ran away maybe [TS]

  Julian's she bravely around with that i [TS]

  can use my move and and roll back aways [TS]

  you can shift shift to do I don't want [TS]

  to i'm not in contact with anybody you [TS]

  can also hop you can do whatever you [TS]

  want i use my move action just head back [TS]

  here okay [TS]

  bravely bravely only from the rear hide [TS]

  behind Tony alright and having done that [TS]

  i shall i shall direct a focused sound [TS]

  we won't go into detail about what that [TS]

  sound actually is suffice it to say I [TS]

  had a lot of carbonated beverages at the [TS]

  pub last night but that's a range 10 [TS]

  which targets one creature so i'm gonna [TS]

  name for this other spider at the top [TS]

  here by the 202 and that is [TS]

  see this is a any particular kind of [TS]

  damage should say like it says one [TS]

  implement ok + 6 verses reflex [TS]

  ok so I role in eight plus 6 is 14 which [TS]

  probably does squat that mrs. right you [TS]

  know you're you're you're blinded by the [TS]

  light wrapped up like a douche know the [TS]

  deuce I every one of those cigars your [TS]

  turn [TS]

  no caduceus i'ma there's a thread cream [TS]

  that jump behind you got a spider that's [TS]

  a bad shape in front of you [TS]

  spider that is fine and let you know [TS]

  that gag a hand leading I'm a little [TS]

  concerned about that spider that is hurt [TS]

  but is really near me so I'm going to do [TS]

  I'm going to use the familial Templars [TS]

  fist o awful man don't worry about it [TS]

  this is great for press so this is plus [TS]

  6 verses will that's a 24 verses will [TS]

  that will hit okay its one d 10 plus 6 [TS]

  damage [TS]

  I i rolled max damage that 16 damage and [TS]

  he has slowed until the end of my next [TS]

  turn and okay this is a bunch of [TS]

  something the next ally who hits and [TS]

  damages the target before the end of [TS]

  your next turn has a plus 3 power bonus [TS]

  so basically is easier to hit and [TS]

  because i took Templars dazing fist he [TS]

  is dazed so he's dazed and confused [TS]

  slowed and confused and the next person [TS]

  who tries to hit him get invited to [TS]

  hitting and banging metal base which one [TS]

  which one is that is that the is that [TS]

  the upper spider [TS]

  I don't know that was my number one [TS]

  wonders and I was quick as you got a [TS]

  shattered edge into focus fire so as a [TS]

  mad scientist Jay ok so kind of like a [TS]

  spectral fist it was probably just like [TS]

  something in the sand just switch that [TS]

  spider and kiss and you know related [TS]

  that's weird right guard [TS]

  this looks confused well I is your past [TS]

  you know you know I I just wounded him [TS]

  really badly favor of killing a spider [TS]

  that is blinded me and done a whole [TS]

  bunch of other things to us okay [TS]

  ah let's see so this spider does not [TS]

  like that [TS]

  oh where shall I move shoot forgot to [TS]

  overhear he's got i'm rolling a belated [TS]

  saving through ok for that ongoing [TS]

  damaged save it is going to hear it see [TS]

  who shot that hit [TS]

  alright so koshka you are probably going [TS]

  to not be it so let's see what this [TS]

  actually you are hit so a bolt of [TS]

  notable a brilliant ray of sunlight [TS]

  slabs it to you doing this is to contra [TS]

  who 20 points of damage and you are [TS]

  blinded until the end of my next round [TS]

  much like Anna was awesome and now is [TS]

  Adams turn she's still blind actually [TS]

  know you're not lying you are sending [TS]

  yeah and a spider [TS]

  yep alright so there's a spider back [TS]

  there if i move and strong north a [TS]

  little bit can i see the spider human [TS]

  yes if you move like three squares okay [TS]

  three squares is doable on so i will see [TS]

  without concealer is that spider still [TS]

  have concealment [TS]

  ah that spiders concealment but it would [TS]

  not have cover from the right okay until [TS]

  it is 1-2 ok that's not that bad [TS]

  yeah my character she just went crazy [TS]

  ok well now that i can see again I'm [TS]

  pretty angry at spiders and first of all [TS]

  I'm going to you [TS]

  let's see i can do all this is ranged [TS]

  let's see 1234567 [TS]

  in ten ok so i already move 34 c his [TS]

  mind that little square triangle means [TS]

  that it's difficult to write so I was [TS]

  here i'm actually going to redo this [TS]

  123456 ok now I'm within 10 and i am [TS]

  first going to curse the spider with the [TS]

  Warlocks curse and your looks cursor [TS]

  automatically do damage no but the seals [TS]

  it deals extra damage when I you know do [TS]

  fun things i also have concealment until [TS]

  the end of my next turn thanks to moving [TS]

  more than three squares is an ally is [TS]

  closer to me isn't there aren't they are [TS]

  well that's too bad still closer I and [TS]

  she would turn against important i do [TS]

  what should i do what should i do i am [TS]

  going to use my hand of blight against [TS]

  that spider sort of cowering behind a [TS]

  rock which is a crackling black sphere [TS]

  gathers around your outstretched end you [TS]

  can smite a nearby fun with it or else [TS]

  fling it at a distant enemy in this case [TS]

  the enemy is distant so will you [TS]

  we're going to roll a d20 + 7 much i [TS]

  think that might hit though that's a 21 [TS]

  it doesn't want to [TS]

  good so nice what that's going to do is [TS]

  that's going to hit him with the d8 [TS]

  normally in addition to that I'm going [TS]

  to spend my film light so that it hits [TS]

  him with another da and in addition to [TS]

  that it does 2d6 so uh he's hopefully [TS]

  going to be a lot of pain right now each [TS]

  row long i'm gonna i'm actually rolling [TS]

  realized this because it feels more [TS]

  satisfying to roll fordyce unfortunately [TS]

  two of them are ones but that's haha [TS]

  damn you don't have 28 so that's 10 plus [TS]

  5 is suppose 15 damage [TS]

  alright the the orb hits the spider [TS]

  spider makes a crystal spiders [TS]

  tinkle tinkle behind the rock [TS]

  Carla I'm not gonna wait you're not [TS]

  drunk I there's more that should only be [TS]

  done about that hand the blade is now [TS]

  that it's hit I the spider grants combat [TS]

  advantage until the end of its next turn [TS]

  oh I don't know what I'm going to do [TS]

  have a have at it boys [TS]

  Carlos why can't get to that spider [TS]

  camera so you can walk over there [TS]

  can I walk over there and and then melee [TS]

  attack it coming [TS]

  I don't know what your speed 6123 stay [TS]

  on know when you're good you could go no [TS]

  I would go there we go maybe maybe up [TS]

  here but but they're the web that [TS]

  there's no you're not in the web then [TS]

  that's right you would be with your [TS]

  still adjacent to it because technically [TS]

  he takes up all four of those squares [TS]

  season [TS]

  oh you're right you're right you're [TS]

  right so he's hanging out like here [TS]

  the key is you want to hang out but you [TS]

  want to be web adjacent not web occupied [TS]

  like that i think the the web is nice [TS]

  that works [TS]

  yeah and you can him and you're not [TS]

  going on the web and I can hit him [TS]

  okay well then I and you can get there [TS]

  which is important ok so i have moved to [TS]

  attack this jerk again and I'm gonna [TS]

  different venues you know this yes the [TS]

  up there all the same to me all these [TS]

  spiders and i am going to i'm going to [TS]

  continue in my battle raps stance and [TS]

  i'm going to attack them so bring on the [TS]

  pain is the spider [TS]

  sounds like clicking search of [TS]

  translated tinkle tinkle are you 19 [TS]

  Carlos 19 that is going to skepta combat [TS]

  advantage right thanks to thanks to the [TS]

  combat advantage that hits if you did [TS]

  not have combat advantage you would have [TS]

  missed and it does 20 damage 20 damage [TS]

  goodness you could see cracks just [TS]

  spreading across its carapace it is [TS]

  bloodied it is not dead but it does not [TS]

  look like it is very long for this world [TS]

  yay how we like them and left i liked [TS]

  its butters is there a drain down here [TS]

  we launched it down [TS]

  Oh water is today yeah there's no drinks [TS]

  on dark sand drain the first thing egg [TS]

  laughs into the first thing I will do is [TS]

  use his stones endurance is a minor [TS]

  action which gives them resist five [TS]

  until the end of my next turn [TS]

  excellent then I guess will seem like [TS]

  he's just a going up here for some [TS]

  reason how many will turn around and [TS]

  charge [TS]

  how does he get up there he moves he [TS]

  walks it was what does he walk it works [TS]

  like this one two three and see what you [TS]

  doing I'm sorry I can't follow your line [TS]

  and a line right everything right draw [TS]

  lines together ruler and they're all [TS]

  going to brush like up here [TS]

  ok so we're going to be one of those [TS]

  rocks hits attacks you again and it will [TS]

  miss externals alright i dodge em bleed [TS]

  out of the vehicle system and then i [TS]

  will charge in at the spider to give [TS]

  myself an extra plus 1 and i will pick [TS]

  well that is a lot so you are you charge [TS]

  in with your as Giants my weapon and you [TS]

  hit the spider right in outerwear a [TS]

  widening crack is and its carapace it [TS]

  just blows up into [TS]

  a million shards that's why they call me [TS]

  the spider slayer at home do this now [TS]

  I'm trying to have a calm sausages at [TS]

  home I basically come out with a giant [TS]

  cup and like put it over the spiders and [TS]

  then like slide a piece of sand [TS]

  cardboard underneath and take it outside [TS]

  press I'm very thorough I don't like [TS]

  hurting spiders if I can help it but [TS]

  these guys just asking for asking for it [TS]

  so you have successfully yeah enemies in [TS]

  an encounter this is what it feels like [TS]

  we do [TS]

  well played everyone this feeling is [TS]

  unfamiliar we should probably just go [TS]

  back now and tell them everything's [TS]

  great kill spiders what ya was calling [TS]

  like we don't really feel compelled to [TS]

  look for any temples or anything did we [TS]

  killed a couple spiders with we're done [TS]

  ok so what do you want to do is there [TS]

  anything of value to be mined from these [TS]

  crystal spider corpses by those [TS]

  souvenirs may have it do they have [TS]

  anything you know today even like a nest [TS]

  in the in the web's that might have a [TS]

  real perception people who are looking [TS]

  at things should roll until they want to [TS]

  get 16 plus something is 16 plus 18 17 [TS]

  16 to maybe there's a some stuff from [TS]

  previous people who have been eaten by [TS]

  spiders egg laughs when he was 11 and I [TS]

  both noticed that there's kind of like a [TS]

  dip where the spiders appeared and i'll [TS]

  say there is a dip with this morning in [TS]

  this and it was the spider you both.you [TS]

  both are digging through where the [TS]

  spiders where you first saw the spiders [TS]

  into the sand and you find more sand bag [TS]

  that contains some dried rations and in [TS]

  the other guys better memory so [TS]

  wonderful that is that is a good haul [TS]

  driver side where the windows there's [TS]

  more to blue jerky but also but wait you [TS]

  find a glass mirror [TS]

  mmm the entry and and 331 gold piece [TS]

  yeah bury the lead [TS]

  what was that spider basically keeping [TS]

  gold under his mattress yes I mean [TS]

  they're shiny spiders what do you think [TS]

  they collect these dried rations will be [TS]

  very rations [TS]

  ok so what this mirror can I inspect it [TS]

  more closely to see if it has any [TS]

  magical properties the role of Arcana I [TS]

  might just do that [TS]

  I dare you [TS]

  yes yeah what is that what kind of [TS]

  benefits we get from your eyelids going [TS]

  on the check you get squat unless you [TS]

  want to use yeah everything you want [TS]

  your search right visit plus some how [TS]

  would you like me to look at night the [TS]

  mirror [TS]

  yeah there's a 1d6 on top of your [TS]

  healing I rolled a 9 but my Arcana [TS]

  modifiers in 11 so that would be a 20 [TS]

  you are you you notice that it is a [TS]

  finely crafted mundane what's the fun in [TS]

  that [TS]

  well we could use it for signaling [TS]

  people in the desert [TS]

  thus the spider used to look at itself [TS]

  and spiders but let's just look at [TS]

  itself and say and say who's a pretty [TS]

  spider with 300 gold streetwise think if [TS]

  I anybody made use mirrors for [TS]

  communication out in the desert and what [TS]

  they might what kind of people might [TS]

  that would be a dungeon ear sandwich yes [TS]

  and wise there's no street here the [TS]

  street so that's why we're hearing is [TS]

  not great for me but I'm not trying I [TS]

  can help with that too [TS]

  yeah these things I'm really just trying [TS]

  to avoid having to do it into his job [TS]

  right not gonna go well [TS]

  well that's only about pottery or [TS]

  mirrors radars your man and your man all [TS]

  right now he's drawing Wikipedia entries [TS]

  summaries are pretty bad a pretty boy [TS]

  well actually may not have done so i [TS]

  wrote the Ten attend well you know it's [TS]

  really common that people do use mirrors [TS]

  for a variety of things to look ahead [TS]

  into [TS]

  just like guys people use mirrors for a [TS]

  variety of things like looking at had [TS]

  already for signaling across the EU [TS]

  Sandhurst and fan and hot situation and [TS]

  anything you know that the trading [TS]

  houses sometimes use they may have some [TS]

  value to be imagined plate across to to [TS]

  keep their caravans you don't [TS]

  communicate across caravans come [TS]

  whenever a large carbons they have big [TS]

  gap sometimes between the the the ships [TS]

  ships but super skips yeah so perhaps a [TS]

  caravan has been this way perhaps would [TS]

  be the application of that yes [TS]

  alright we're on the right track [TS]

  you are right my nice-looking since we [TS]

  just headed Southwest would have [TS]

  absolutely no idea whatever which way [TS]

  somebody's not major Jack's now these [TS]

  things so I went south with oh acha now [TS]

  free to board the desperate man suggest [TS]

  perhaps we take a short rest you know [TS]

  that's a good idea for riders don't [TS]

  necessarily when I well this was just [TS]

  five minutes just five minutes we're [TS]

  gonna go sit down have a little have a [TS]

  candy bar huh Steve out i will even na [TS]

  na a feature of your of your part which [TS]

  you will see on page dose called song of [TS]

  rest [TS]

  yes which is when we rest and use [TS]

  healing surges we all get our healing [TS]

  surge plus your charisma modifier which [TS]

  is four so it's a nice little bonus if [TS]

  anybody wants to use the healing surge [TS]

  the freaking over there will give you [TS]

  know I love that it's yours i'm gonna do [TS]

  that so I just thought yeah that's a [TS]

  good idea right there [TS]

  I'm nice of you to let me know I was [TS]

  going to play a song I appreciate that [TS]

  you can you must in fact in order for us [TS]

  to get that Ben was you must be or sing [TS]

  a song I i will not take that on what no [TS]

  I don't ever say that are come on he's [TS]

  not a monkey for your arrest little [TS]

  people [TS]

  let your head will always grow into mold [TS]

  doesn't you actually not so oh let me [TS]

  take a rest because some people got head [TS]

  i think i like to think we've come up [TS]

  with the with catch cos cast his [TS]

  backstory which is he was out of his [TS]

  tribe I heard the commercial you mean [TS]

  Roger you're lazy and kicked out of rush [TS]

  so everyone i made this drum set it's [TS]

  got 30 draw well forearms and it's Ben's [TS]

  all right you are all healed up by [TS]

  assuming over the end all the healing we [TS]

  can continue on the healing with a [TS]

  nature check ou doing a check that we [TS]

  didn't do it yeah i did in a check [TS]

  that's what you did it without a [TS]

  euphemism [TS]

  I can do in a check and recheck you go [TS]

  behind that rock little desire is now [TS]

  technically with hands rack yeah I i can [TS]

  do that well somebody can do an integer [TS]

  or perception [TS]

  alright here's nature 28 excellent [TS]

  that's a success using your your nature [TS]

  skills all about all about the nature [TS]

  and now the rest have to be perceptions [TS]

  oh you said I do a perception check and [TS]

  make sure their skills challenge you [TS]

  actually have you done to her know i can [TS]

  do that too [TS]

  I'm a plus 80 so Carlos show us your [TS]

  endurance 10 if you ran is discuss yes [TS]

  she she could she couldn't hear Jason [TS]

  not like the last 10 minutes so you guys [TS]

  are your trekking through the desert [TS]

  guys my boots are filled with sand [TS]

  everyone's boots are phillips and it's [TS]

  your mistake for wearing boots and you [TS]

  you feel like you're making a lot of [TS]

  progress you you're pretty sure you're [TS]

  going on [TS]

  away but you just need one last kind of [TS]

  check to make sure that you are you can [TS]

  figure out where these devil horns are [TS]

  you think you have a good gut instinct [TS]

  but you're not sure someone needs to [TS]

  roll a perception is our most perceptive [TS]

  member here not me it's not me it's you [TS]

  seven that's way better than me [TS]

  approximately seven better with let's [TS]

  check with the past and what's your [TS]

  perception Anna what's with my [TS]

  perception is five so it's a go for [TS]

  pancakes [TS]

  re perio to be their pancakes his eyes [TS]

  are higher up than anything about teen [TS]

  it's true [TS]

  so given your your half giant vantage [TS]

  point you you think you see something on [TS]

  the horizon [TS]

  what you see do you see a a dust storm [TS]

  thats hanging in place over a cliff wall [TS]

  password years guy twisting pillar let's [TS]

  go the other way to San descends at [TS]

  least 50 feet into the sky it screams [TS]

  over the dead plane promising stinging [TS]

  death to those who enter it skirts [TS]

  everything's cool [TS]

  ok only only only only a pancake see [TS]

  that so far yes I can see why this [TS]

  temple estate hidden because it was [TS]

  really hard to find this is this is your [TS]

  third day in the desert [TS]

  that's pretty good way so we want to go [TS]

  towards the said you know way to want to [TS]

  go towards towards the sense [TS]

  saying I don't know about that no it [TS]

  seems dirty let's go the other way you [TS]

  can go the other way if you like storm a [TS]

  hole in the sky is that everything out [TS]

  the song goes the song when there's a [TS]

  hole in the sky where the devil's home [TS]

  run the other way [TS]

  it's that title in disgust ok this is [TS]

  really breaks his I to snow did this [TS]

  it's aren't gonna do a rush song ya [TS]

  gonna do the rush song I sky and the sky [TS]

  impressed and 45 what we're saying is oh [TS]

  there's a new thing in the map oh good [TS]

  yes so you you go towards the storm [TS]

  because you are adventurers you're not [TS]

  scared of a 50-foot swirling storms i [TS]

  think back to you go towards it [TS]

  I call a 50-foot swirling storm of death [TS]

  Thursday you there were a thursday on at [TS]

  this is one of the eight days [TS]

  Thursday's tears day if you will when [TS]

  you are you you get closer you see more [TS]

  than a dozen humans and humanoids among [TS]

  a jumble of rock sand dunes ahead the [TS]

  ragtag and eclectic dress suggest that [TS]

  they are Raiders some perch atop the [TS]

  rocks and s centuries others gather [TS]

  further away party shield sheltered by a [TS]

  larger boulder numerous bound human [TS]

  captives live near the edge of the [TS]

  stationary dust devil just as you notice [TS]

  the prisoners a Raider drags one of the [TS]

  captains across the sand and tosses him [TS]

  into the swirling dust the victims [TS]

  screams and is gone I says the victim [TS]

  hey let me you guys okay these gather [TS]

  guarding a sandstorm they may be dumber [TS]

  than we are all that bodes well for us [TS]

  in the fight or or or let me make a [TS]

  pitch we join the rig so you see this [TS]

  looks like they have a sweet deal going [TS]

  on see you got somewhat everyone like a [TS]

  perception check and if you roll over [TS]

  you get over a 15 17 exactly a 15 i [TS]

  gotta to i did not get anything I gotta [TS]

  rock any so everyone who got over 50 [TS]

  notices that 17 years [TS]

  Skip's other so you notice that there [TS]

  are the caravan vehicles are kind of [TS]

  laying there in the the sand and they [TS]

  have a crest album of three dragonflies [TS]

  oh and the shop [TS]

  shut up there you go that we like get [TS]

  paid for this one [TS]

  maybe if you survive so you see a bunch [TS]

  of what you would know our uh terex [TS]

  terex are kind of a little this let's [TS]

  see if I can make this guy bigger so you [TS]

  can see him [TS]

  oh good yeah huge heyo [TS]

  so that guy Eric big muscles [TS]

  he went out he does focus focus [TS]

  she come here often I so these got all [TS]

  the three of these guys are art ericsson [TS]

  a they are holding what are known as [TS]

  bone heart pics which are basically [TS]

  clubs with a not worried a a blade at [TS]

  the end that they use well you have to [TS]

  roll to use the board but they don't [TS]

  look nice and then these little guys [TS]

  these a world of warcraft work sounds [TS]

  irons haha RPM charged also terex but [TS]

  they are holding speeds absorb you see [TS]

  speaking spirit ec2 humans you can see [TS]

  one human action so you only see one one [TS]

  of the humans but it's on the map so you [TS]

  can see there to a bit and then all [TS]

  these people laying around this rock [TS]

  over here are 10 unconscious within [TS]

  actually unconscious they are bound [TS]

  humans that are all wearing a house Sean [TS]

  colors and they are you notice one of [TS]

  the the peons over here had picked one [TS]

  of them up and threw them right into [TS]

  this a sandstorm here which is that in [TS]

  the upper uh hand corner of the map so [TS]

  let's roll for you should do dc1 needed [TS]

  here three [TS]

  hey I'm not going less this time 14.7 [TS]

  okay that was too much [TS]

  what's more than once that was more like [TS]

  a six that we were you wanting it's jose [TS]

  I'm not rolling well with my real dates [TS]

  or with my virtual days tonight okay [TS]

  dan what's to get 66 okay yeah I'm [TS]

  believe it's gone he's gone he got his [TS]

  back was your initiative Steve we lost [TS]

  is a mic there Steve can you hear me [TS]

  he's needed his name did you really just [TS]

  you know no okay yeah very collar is [TS]

  back [TS]

  hey how's it going hi what's your [TS]

  initiative Steve 14 [TS]

  alright then Tory 20 rule rm900 number [TS]

  nine number nine jersey lucky seven [TS]

  that's a lucky know what is with you [TS]

  ok so Tony reg reg D'Argo's you see your [TS]

  pretty far away but you can see the [TS]

  these rocks are 10 feet high [TS]

  you see these little terex they're [TS]

  holding Spears wearing what else can you [TS]

  see where you are you can see you can [TS]

  see both humans you can see the bigger [TS]

  terror and the humans are in this case [TS]

  bad-looking messages [TS]

  yeah these the two humans that are not [TS]

  bound are Terrans if our aggressive yeah [TS]

  the 10-pound ones are obviously not a [TS]

  friend and then you said is it's the [TS]

  peons that are throwing throwing herself [TS]

  into the sandstorm [TS]

  yeah the three ok they're not beyond [TS]

  over [TS]

  yeah all right right I regular is [TS]

  probably a little concerned about those [TS]

  guys so he's just gonna open up with [TS]

  them it's going to kind of point them [TS]

  and go to stop so I and that the one all [TS]

  the way to the right is gonna take seven [TS]

  damage the okay and he is it ok to what [TS]

  kind of range you get on this freaking [TS]

  thing that may be a valid question about [TS]

  my ability to do what I just said I did [TS]

  uh-huh I mean I think you can get in [TS]

  range let's put it that way the range is [TS]

  20 i am really far away [TS]

  oh wow you lie to me know then you're [TS]

  fine really think which one that says [TS]

  the one all the way to the right the [TS]

  like far far away once by the store so [TS]

  yeah [TS]

  far far away far away i could see you [TS]

  let's see that's a hundred sixty feet [TS]

  and so which is what 65 per square from [TS]

  what i've seen so okay you can leave [TS]

  that to me that's like 32 squares right [TS]

  you you can't hit him [TS]

  I can't do that nevermind he's not dead [TS]

  well I'm gonna run forward a bunch [TS]

  yeah he's not dead sorry Hugh [TS]

  miraculously healed but we're just going [TS]

  to assume these are bad guys have a face [TS]

  to a guy and it's an easy guy gets [TS]

  throated to this and maybe we don't know [TS]

  that guy that's just that's just good [TS]

  for you hadn't come when you attach to [TS]

  him [TS]

  I'm not telling you what to do just [TS]

  you know what you saw when you do it 90 [TS]

  my name is Irene over there [TS]

  ok alright so people are far away but [TS]

  that one so that one on the rock [TS]

  yeah that near the you know not the [TS]

  three but the southernmost one [TS]

  yeah yeah yeah that guy magic missile [TS]

  seven damage [TS]

  ok he's dead yeah alright that's being [TS]

  never liked never liked that guy [TS]

  ya know he's a he's a piece of man [TS]

  managed and yeah i see i suggest we get [TS]

  in there quickly before they killed all [TS]

  of those all of those houses Sean [TS]

  dedicated employees but my glasses [TS]

  eyeglasses watching radar and that guy [TS]

  just goes like a how what they whatever [TS]

  that guy I trick of the light to just [TS]

  fellows and we should save at least one [TS]

  if we want to get married haha alright [TS]

  so that's good [TS]

  so the peons go this is exciting [TS]

  you may even see us yeah I know what [TS]

  their ranches like I guess we're gonna [TS]

  find out and I can't do anything to go [TS]

  to sleep okay [TS]

  did you get that lying is a ruler ruler [TS]

  of lying face it lyin i was a little [TS]

  worried where where the Lions on my rest [TS]

  along Gary how we got the lion thing you [TS]

  want to hear it was the only take about [TS]

  an hour and 45 minutes he said I think [TS]

  you've got a little bit too much into [TS]

  the satanic ritual of this season he's a [TS]

  friendly cartoon line what are you [TS]

  talking about Jason Jason you're 11 step [TS]

  away from acting out a chick tract you [TS]

  but I still have my spells [TS]

  oh dear aah groaning the gentleman is [TS]

  very good tom hanks turn you on Tom [TS]

  Hanks wait something that's happened to [TS]

  me when you get hit with a bone javelin [TS]

  you take for damage [TS]

  you have you are slowed until the end of [TS]

  your bow till the end of the PSD busy [TS]

  landing at lone javelin live japonais [TS]

  you busy [TS]

  I didn't know you rolled that way Tony [TS]

  that's cool that means i don't know [TS]

  about that I wasn't given an option [TS]

  the other guys roll that way cat squad [TS]

  is also here still a bone javelin for [TS]

  damage map was talking and what are you [TS]

  saying how about that i don't know i [TS]

  think the guy who threw the fist earlier [TS]

  probably is the one who should be more [TS]

  concerned about appearances the bone [TS]

  javelin oh I'm mmm SI and left 18 vs AC [TS]

  doesn't think it bounces off the bone [TS]

  chaplain just I just catching it in [TS]

  mid-air snap and then that's one of the [TS]

  moves [TS]

  ok so these guys are going to move these [TS]

  guys are really good at hitting people [TS]

  far away we should probably not hang out [TS]

  far away the hold up [TS]

  yeah since we are less good at hitting [TS]

  ya with billions throwing the bone [TS]

  javelins by the way [TS]

  yes okay and then the guys are going to [TS]

  move over here we can build them like a [TS]

  house to stand on top of so they can [TS]

  there John picks up a person and throws [TS]

  him into this [TS]

  our cat's claw tesco catch kitkat squawk [TS]

  at school work on my god that's it after [TS]

  Africa but a catheter from front covered [TS]

  in tune it say I'm a little wary of [TS]

  running out front of everybody [TS]

  I'm not sure why I just a little bit a [TS]

  little gun-shy here a circle strafe [TS]

  that's a good idea [TS]

  alright so i think i shall probably move [TS]

  closer now if I i assume if i use my [TS]

  gift as a ranged attack i have to go [TS]

  retrieve it is correct [TS]

  yeah and I can't use my chachi [TS]

  yes you can sweet that bad comes back [TS]

  that comes back alright [TS]

  very nice i don't actually have a range [TS]

  on that is it [TS]

  well are you what are you what kind of [TS]

  attack using because a lot of your stuff [TS]

  is uses and implement rather than a [TS]

  weapon because you're too kind of magic [TS]

  key [TS]

  this is true but I was just asking if [TS]

  I'd toss my chachki which is the [TS]

  implement in this case what sort of a [TS]

  range do I have on that I believe it's [TS]

  six that's what I long you can get long [TS]

  distance which is a and it's like [TS]

  penalty i think let's see just going to [TS]

  range three squares 26 that can help [TS]

  yeah that's that's fairly useless and [TS]

  you're like that gift has a range of 5 [TS]

  to Tim alright so ah let's see your [TS]

  cutting words can hit it that far right [TS]

  cutting words can at a range of ten i [TS]

  think i will go that route you can get [TS]

  plenty of pee on now let me see your you [TS]

  know something about obviously yeah I'm [TS]

  just seeing how far 10 [TS]

  computes to so if i move up there next [TS]

  to that radar [TS]

  yeah i'll just move up here next to reg [TS]

  card I appreciate not being alone out in [TS]

  front of everybody [TS]

  hey buddy worst-case scenario like the [TS]

  half of them are going to hit each of us [TS]

  yes we weren't that 1i will bust out [TS]

  with some cutting words [TS]

  ok on beyond in the foreground here the [TS]

  closest one to us [TS]

  ok which is a brew group plus 6 verses [TS]

  well and the dye is off that table [TS]

  that's 2t 2014 14 plus what now with [TS]

  that include the modifier alright it's [TS]

  dead [TS]

  yeah sweet from these those are cut [TS]

  above his corpse towards me [TS]

  yeah you pull his corpse and now it is [TS]

  the tax turns and they are going to know [TS]

  and since it's a minor action i'm just [TS]

  going to go ahead and fire my aura no [TS]

  reason not to [TS]

  don't cost nothing or they're backing up [TS]

  smart our reputations that stuff by that [TS]

  about 15 square roots and a shorter [TS]

  ok so you see a bunch of peons uh with [TS]

  javelins the teryx who have the the pics [TS]

  are moving back towards the dust storm [TS]

  these two makanya and the tax okay well [TS]

  um a little far away do just about [TS]

  anything [TS]

  so first things first I'm going to go [TS]

  one two [TS]

  346 and maybe that puts I don't think [TS]

  that puts me in range so i guess i'm [TS]

  going to move again [TS]

  123456 and that gives me concealment [TS]

  making up some dust or something like [TS]

  that and that's it [TS]

  oh my that's my turn humans humans turn [TS]

  they are thrown into the officially end [TS]

  of that can actually pop an action point [TS]

  and do something [TS]

  oh sure ok i just thought i was like oh [TS]

  wait we're going to get another action [TS]

  point at the end of this into this [TS]

  encounter so might as well use it to [TS]

  actually hit somebody got smoke em if [TS]

  you got em spoke out about their golf [TS]

  ball [TS]

  alright awesome i'm so that the peons [TS]

  the peons one hit point folks [TS]

  oh ok well I guess let's see how many of [TS]

  you can I get me a second why calculator [TS]

  awesomeness [TS]

  two of them are dead i do see the to [TS]

  read ad 3r on this rock which is 10 feet [TS]

  off the ground [TS]

  you probably can't see what you can see [TS]

  can see one of them but they're about [TS]

  the ones you're talking now anyways [TS]

  five yes ok so i can drop their they're [TS]

  going to drop something in between the [TS]

  three on the rock [TS]

  yes well I'm gonna drop something when I [TS]

  drop something to hit these 2 i'm [TS]

  specifically which to the two on the [TS]

  rock [TS]

  sorry so there's one on the edge of the [TS]

  rock and then I'm gonna hit the two in [TS]

  the middle and basically gonna just drop [TS]

  something in the middle of the rock [TS]

  google alright what do you work with you [TS]

  i'm dropping some shadow tentacles [TS]

  propaganda give up now [TS]

  yes so our country because you're in [TS]

  lingerie work on that person so I'm [TS]

  gonna you are whatever do that much work [TS]

  to begin with dan yeah I'm gonna curse [TS]

  this guy with my warlock skirts the [TS]

  nearest guy but I'm not actually gonna [TS]

  hit him [TS]

  I just want a Christian so he's cursed [TS]

  put a pin on [TS]

  yeah whatever where the pins there i [TS]

  think magic trackpad is no I know you [TS]

  have a curse [TS]

  apparently that's a curse works for you [TS]

  okay so I'm gonna roll of first for the [TS]

  guy on the left next for the guy on the [TS]

  right and this is versus this is versus [TS]

  reflex ok alright i actually have to [TS]

  type 0 so 0 24 and I only right that guy [TS]

  maybe not so much [TS]

  actually that's 11 but it's 11 yeah [TS]

  probably not gonna hit right note the [TS]

  real thing yeah yeah [TS]

  oh so fantastic [TS]

  they're not very reflective as we say [TS]

  the pr wait no its reflex you said I [TS]

  thought was will not one of them is dead [TS]

  the other is not unfortunate that you [TS]

  down [TS]

  alright it's a bad feelings on the rock [TS]

  guard died he told the humans turn [TS]

  they're going to back all right Carlos [TS]

  alright so remind me as a beginner about [TS]

  my my movement rules if III can move [TS]

  twice and a turn and come on run which [TS]

  does that mean i could do essentially my [TS]

  speed x 4in grant combat advantage or [TS]

  how fast can you move so what the way it [TS]

  works is you can you can trade your [TS]

  standards instead of red attacking you [TS]

  can trade that down to move so I can see [TS]

  to move actions running you can do it [TS]

  only gives you two LOL squares per move [TS]

  oh is that so you would basically yeah [TS]

  it's any and it does a bunch of other [TS]

  stuff you don't like is your penalty to [TS]

  imagine anything more combat advantage [TS]

  for the military chaplains at you you [TS]

  you I mean you get very double move is [TS]

  probably your buddy and I'm and I'm [TS]

  moving a square diagonal doesn't count [TS]

  right that would be to know they'll want [TS]

  one [TS]

  yeah yep go crazy that's what that's [TS]

  what that's crazy yeah you're not you're [TS]

  not like pawns on a chessboard is dark [TS]

  your everyone going up you're not a rock [TS]

  your king or hardcover we something like [TS]

  that like a bitch brooke like a bitch [TS]

  right I was really I was really bad [TS]

  cheques que really I my characters at [TS]

  night usually improves in else but it's [TS]

  really inconvenient [TS]

  it's really good i can hit that guy this [TS]

  time sorry so Carlos is approaching [TS]

  somebody's on the move and where he [TS]

  wants to go now if he's going all around [TS]

  the strange map [TS]

  yes well you know I had what whoa [TS]

  wherever you see little triangles that [TS]

  means that it is different yes I didn't [TS]

  go i went around the difficult terrain I [TS]

  saw that but I'm just so just put captor [TS]

  and those rocks are ten feet tall he [TS]

  said yes so but you can climb them if [TS]

  you look with that I have moved actually [TS]

  let's [TS]

  I'm here that's 12 those are two moves [TS]

  and that's that's it for me all right [TS]

  Carlos is going somewhere i like it [TS]

  everywhere is going but we'll find out [TS]

  dad I left your pancake printers can do [TS]

  what that happened 123456 123456 about [TS]

  here i'm also going to add some [TS]

  interaction activate my defender aura [TS]

  but it doesn't work unless they're next [TS]

  to me but if the next one look at you [TS]

  you're right out there i am that's why [TS]

  do there's an advantage radar exact [TS]

  it'sit's me he said it is you alright [TS]

  I'm going to continue to follow me we're [TS]

  gonna move across this way and hopefully [TS]

  save those guys 2 3 4 5 6 that's my [TS]

  speed [TS]

  man those guys are still really far away [TS]

  oh yeah that's their what I didn't mean [TS]

  to do that [TS]

  ever wonder what my dog [TS]

  there is no I don't know right i drew a [TS]

  line on the thing and when I tried to [TS]

  erase the hot dog cart at one point it's [TS]

  it's there forever now its lucky I that [TS]

  was supposed to be a ruler know how do [TS]

  area if you are go on the paintbrush the [TS]

  last menu items clear drawings [TS]

  excellent alright i use the ruler this [TS]

  time and i believe that the two guys [TS]

  next to the hostages are the farthest [TS]

  away one with is 100 feet and my range [TS]

  is 20 so i can hit him right is correct [TS]

  alright I am going to i mean i'm just [TS]

  going to look at the sky and this is [TS]

  probably like a store you know just it's [TS]

  coming off of that desolate there is a [TS]

  big yeah area so the mark lightning is [TS]

  going to hit this is gonna be the two [TS]

  millions closest to all the hostages [TS]

  so first one will say on the right Miz [TS]

  vs reflex that would be a critical fail [TS]

  oh well that would miss that and the [TS]

  next one that would be a 9 + 6 15 verses [TS]

  reflex [TS]

  alright so that one loads only Harold [TS]

  max damage but i guess it doesn't matter [TS]

  because their minions their arms i am [TS]

  going to i'm a little worried [TS]

  about them how many of how many hostages [TS]

  they might kill so i will activate my [TS]

  action point and i will just magic [TS]

  missile the other guy closest to the [TS]

  hostages [TS]

  alright so that he will go down and he's [TS]

  did excellent that's that's that's 3 44 [TS]

  regular if anyone's keeping score or not [TS]

  I'm not three [TS]

  so the remaining peon throws a guy in [TS]

  and he said no one can count on FSI [TS]

  think it's true and I let's see this guy [TS]

  is going to his netbook so he's going to [TS]

  throw a javelin at Egla and he will miss [TS]

  so it bounces off again bring another [TS]

  p.m. is going to move up and threw his [TS]

  javelin at their and hits so four points [TS]

  damage and your slowed this one is going [TS]

  to jump off but it would enroll hit i'm [TS]

  curious i hear old 23 dammit this one [TS]

  jumps off boot [TS]

  how much was the damage on that 47 yeah [TS]

  I can't take it I can't take it [TS]

  boy look you nobody actually has a bone [TS]

  heart pick that is about to try to slam [TS]

  into your heart but an 18 i think mrs. I [TS]

  block it with my greatsword it is a [TS]

  great so it's not so great it's pretty [TS]

  great [TS]

  this guy's going to rule all right he [TS]

  jumps off he's going to go [TS]

  no words [TS]

  alright katka yes your turn [TS]

  okay you remember radar said come on [TS]

  follow me this is the plan [TS]

  yeah but I've got absolutely nothing [TS]

  that can arrange out that far so it [TS]

  seems like a dumb plan but maybe I'm [TS]

  missing something [TS]

  I I bloom I will run this way 123456 [TS]

  something for us making radar think that [TS]

  I am in fact interested in following his [TS]

  plan [TS]

  oh yeah but then you lied to him it easy [TS]

  and director is easily convinced as i [TS]

  run i will launch more cutting words [TS]

  towards this guy sitting next to egg [TS]

  laughs they're all right pancakes which [TS]

  does a this versus wasn't with person to [TS]

  17 but I vs will six he proceeded hey [TS]

  he's cut down by your words take your [TS]

  friend doesn't like them they're stupid [TS]

  minion since i have a minor and i will [TS]

  also do a little jig the teryx go we're [TS]

  moving more in favor of cutting sword [TS]

  thinking words [TS]

  well it's very similar i could just take [TS]

  the SF transpose a front and I did your [TS]

  turn [TS]

  so you guys are are mowing down people i [TS]

  like the idea that Steve is powerful [TS]

  typo based where's the biggest bad guy [TS]

  where is he biggest Bagwell the teryx [TS]

  offer terex are going towards the the [TS]

  dust clouds we are dust cloud Jason's [TS]

  for some reason one you can't see where [TS]

  are you [TS]

  you can't see these cute dancing over [TS]

  there six really always be one tired [TS]

  yeah I can anybody has a power that can [TS]

  just slide that's that's what i'm doing [TS]

  is terex are standing dangerously yes [TS]

  they are [TS]

  steve just that I when I my way heavier [TS]

  there but I'm far away [TS]

  rats just a little i have to get a lot [TS]

  closer but I couldn't [TS]

  that's what I'm work that's what i'm [TS]

  working on here is knocking those guys [TS]

  in there that's unfortunate little bit [TS]

  too far to kill either of those minions [TS]

  oh hey so I can't get this is very [TS]

  confusing this arrow seems to think that [TS]

  all of this is 40 feet [TS]

  I'm very well it is because the line [TS]

  moving iron diagonal screen look at Rose [TS]

  there that column is already well this [TS]

  is it is on this challenge the Dragons [TS]

  does not require trigger thankfully so [TS]

  this guy technically can't see right now [TS]

  but if I was if i say could see on top [TS]

  of that rock [TS]

  could I see him like if I was positioned [TS]

  on top of that rock dropped my index [TS]

  cards shocked [TS]

  yes ok then i am going to call up my [TS]

  sensing I as a minor action which allows [TS]

  me to choose ones where i can see than [TS]

  50 which is on this rock and from that [TS]

  square i can base my line of sight which [TS]

  means i can theoretically see this guy [TS]

  you can actually see those squares on [TS]

  top of them on top you can see the end I [TS]

  know that's five that is within but I [TS]

  can't see the square i can see like [TS]

  that's where you love ya if i see thats [TS]

  where i can see him from there right [TS]

  because it's oh yeah so i can see that [TS]

  square so i put my sensing I like on the [TS]

  edge of the rock next to that and I spy [TS]

  next sensing i can see that guy and [TS]

  Derek that is how i am sending alright [TS]

  I'm alright cool so send a [TS]

  virtual I want to hang out on top of [TS]

  rock so I can punch a bed guy in the [TS]

  face with something fun [TS]

  well punch with magic yes I can't play [TS]

  some walks curse on him unfortunately [TS]

  because he's not the nearest enemy i can [TS]

  see but i am the closest to him so I get [TS]

  a plus-one to that and let's see what on [TS]

  earth why don't i use a hand of late [TS]

  against him do it [TS]

  yes and the motors with that is versus [TS]

  fortitude [TS]

  alright see moving better s820 you know [TS]

  it's fab and hey Dan I can spend film [TS]

  might once per encounter is that how [TS]

  that works [TS]

  oh yeah i think you get it back if you [TS]

  kill a guy [TS]

  yes with this I killed a guy once [TS]

  alright well in that case I get access [TS]

  to watch him go to Reno [TS]

  to watch him go to Reno [TS]

  bad choice and then it's a d8 and a [TS]

  other d8 so two dates instead of 1d [TS]

  eight and that is twice the DNA that yes [TS]

  and dual dat gene damage for him [TS]

  sixty dollars and he's as you what do I [TS]

  sent a hand of a crackling black sphere [TS]

  gathering around [TS]

  yes I have smoked snorted him mighty [TS]

  smote him Smith yes I smell him various [TS]

  mittens look it [TS]

  he has its to smite ated who and Smith [TS]

  though he's battling last more effective [TS]

  smile but you know if anybody can hit [TS]

  him he has combat advantage until the [TS]

  next his next turn [TS]

  so the end of my next turn [TS]

  excuse me so that's a long time Eric [TS]

  number three [TS]

  Tarek from three also i feel a [TS]

  concealment and I was the human students [TS]

  c'mon tomorrow we will rocky haha i am [TS]

  not familiar with this cultural moment [TS]

  they're going to move over here here and [TS]

  that's it [TS]

  Carlos yes what what's the deal with [TS]

  moving on the rough terrain so this deal [TS]

  moving on rough terrain instead of 10 [TS]

  you just treated as together so every [TS]

  square rough terrains to basically [TS]

  shocked [TS]

  yes I'm I everybody spite of my share [TS]

  and I'm done [TS]

  alright from eggless let's see here so i [TS]

  can see that p on right next to you [TS]

  i do that's unfortunately Carlos is [TS]

  maneuvering into position somewhere [TS]

  what else can you see you can see and on [TS]

  your bard and [TS]

  mystery man behind you see some I can [TS]

  see yeah I can see that blue guy over [TS]

  there right [TS]

  ah yes no looking guy is good morning [TS]

  yes you can cut right so here's what [TS]

  happened [TS]

  first I'm gonna run forward 123456 can [TS]

  see that guy in the purple up there I [TS]

  yes [TS]

  from where I am now yep i will see him [TS]

  and seized upon that to charge 12345 [TS]

  battle and so here's a human he's human [TS]

  number 10 church today [TS]

  yeah so yeah so i will try to run up in [TS]

  church to do a jarring smash on him do [TS]

  it [TS]

  that is a 14 verses easy [TS]

  yes I'm where I will not that's right [TS]

  but I got the attention and he's in my [TS]

  aura it's really hard to try to cross [TS]

  and true just what I have body [TS]

  equilibrium very equilibrium radar [TS]

  you've seen your browser car charger and [TS]

  do nothing human and I'm so angry he [TS]

  went ah and then stop you see Carlos is [TS]

  getting a position you can kind of see [TS]

  him behind the wreckage of carob an what [TS]

  else can you see you see a bunch of dead [TS]

  peons and a couple of living ones you [TS]

  see a couple of living was right by the [TS]

  still by the hostages getting ready to [TS]

  pick mine up and throw them in the dust [TS]

  and they seem to be not hesitating to [TS]

  throw those guys in the into the dust [TS]

  even though I keep shooting the guys [TS]

  nearest them huh [TS]

  nope they are we have a job and they're [TS]

  doing it all right well I'm gonna move [TS]

  closer to them and try and do another [TS]

  arc lightning on the two peons so this [TS]

  is versus reflex will just roll both the [TS]

  same time [TS]

  wow that is really good at rolling [TS]

  critical fails [TS]

  no but one of them know i only got 11 [TS]

  critical available [TS]

  that's what percentage fifty percent but [TS]

  one of them I rolled a 20 verse reflex [TS]

  oh well that one's dead so no one guy [TS]

  zapped will just kill one and i don't [TS]

  think i could be doing anything cool as [TS]

  a minor action so I think that's all [TS]

  there is for me [TS]

  ok so it's beyond stirred one that isn't [TS]

  dead picks up a guy throws arms [TS]

  damn it did let's see this is brian i [TS]

  think that he doesn't have his rough [TS]

  terrain there it was that's why he [TS]

  didn't move tough of additional square [TS]

  because he was tough going to attack a [TS]

  dough with his heart pic 16 vs AC it's [TS]

  just barely you you take four points of [TS]

  damage burn and this guy is going to owe [TS]

  this guy jumps off the rock and twist [TS]

  his ankle fault [TS]

  ow that hurt [TS]

  katka Richard ok he said has been [TS]

  attacked my pee on another pee on his [TS]

  phone off the hawk a glass is charged [TS]

  yes and then didn't do anything another [TS]

  human was thrown into the dust storm [TS]

  radar has zapped a several peons Carlos [TS]

  is doing something right and we'll plan [TS]

  but you are you have faith [TS]

  Carlos is working the long con yes a [TS]

  what are my penalties for running i [TS]

  choose to do so I believe you get a [TS]

  minus five to attend and you grant [TS]

  combat advantage to other people so it's [TS]

  easier for them to get used to minus-5 [TS]

  to attack just period any kind of role [TS]

  minus five attack [TS]

  anything until the beginning of your [TS]

  next turn you grant com advantage but [TS]

  you get speed plus 2 that's that's not [TS]

  good enough not worth it it's not [TS]

  working binding with other stuff is good [TS]

  if you're going to run away or run [TS]

  toward and then do stuff later but you [TS]

  know where that is what I am gathering [TS]

  all right well then I believe I will [TS]

  casually stroll on turn your confession [TS]

  i will stroll six squares in this [TS]

  direction [TS]

  well shoots at where i was i you're one [TS]

  of your wonderful left [TS]

  yeah I think I'll end up there ok ah [TS]

  let's see so now you can see two humans [TS]

  you can see it [TS]

  Tarek you can see the people should [TS]

  knock yeah I don't have it you can see [TS]

  should get that p on its throwing people [TS]

  into the sandstorm walk in with your [TS]

  company can really shake it for one day [TS]

  I'm sorry did you say he could see three [TS]

  peons oh man I don't get somebody making [TS]

  a stop at 3rd you to follow [TS]

  no I got all right uh and as it might [TS]

  want eyes shall launch some cutting [TS]

  words toward this fellow that is next on [TS]

  ax who as i stand behind her as a human [TS]

  shield and that is another plus 6b will [TS]

  which comes out to 26 to 26 critical [TS]

  recorded he's dead but he's a million so [TS]

  who cares he blows up was very exciting [TS]

  family in the dark zone world where you [TS]

  can't get any metal human shields are [TS]

  the best fields you can get with strong [TS]

  a delicious meat shield there like 20 [TS]

  times better than sand shield in CLT [TS]

  worth it all right [TS]

  terex are going to [TS]

  wait they're holding their actions data [TS]

  you're on the BMX you live up to pee on [TS]

  your welcome home hasn't as kind of in a [TS]

  heap at the bottom of the rock because [TS]

  he tried to jump off and failed not [TS]

  doing can see a big laugh is charging [TS]

  towards the human you can see another [TS]

  human who just kind of chilling out [TS]

  there's one p on by the captives who [TS]

  looks like he's ready to pick up another [TS]

  one and throw them into the sand storm [TS]

  and you can see one tarik is your is [TS]

  your disembodied I still hanging around [TS]

  there to the end of my nails are and you [TS]

  can see both parents actually can see [TS]

  all three times it's everything [TS]

  chocolate Eric's you can see your house [TS]

  from other so well Carlos how'd you get [TS]

  way up there man i just noticed you have [TS]

  a plan [TS]

  he's running he's been spending like [TS]

  four turns to get there there always are [TS]

  it's really far as part of his past its [TS]

  evil master plan is to run around in [TS]

  circles got all my head right above the [TS]

  four book the four of us are down there [TS]

  and Carl azuz like together [TS]

  dan what do you do with people and none [TS]

  of the humans have been hit [TS]

  none of the terrace have been hit and [TS]

  that's the I scared him by charging at [TS]

  him really fast and then I yeah that was [TS]

  really funny friday [TS]

  yeah okay well then the sand next to him [TS]

  is he's really been feeling the Bern [TS]

  okay well i'm gonna go ahead and move [TS]

  let's see that's not moving tool 123456 [TS]

  I think that makes I'm gonna stab a [TS]

  glass in the past haha all I guess he's [TS]

  the closest like see that's oh yes that [TS]

  purple human is the closest hello Purple [TS]

  humans it's Prince well then that purple [TS]

  human is getting a warlocks curse is [TS]

  your human and I'm a prince [TS]

  yeah curse into it yeah something fancy [TS]

  is that where people who do forcing me [TS]

  being cutting words okay I'm the normal [TS]

  one [TS]

  you keep saying that I don't think that [TS]

  word means what you think it be me [TS]

  nothing to see here move along [TS]

  no it's a peon [TS]

  well i think i'm going to send an [TS]

  eldritch blast straight Adam and that [TS]

  eldritch blast is plus 7 vs reflex I [TS]

  rolled a 17 vs reflexes that hit both [TS]

  have sweet alright he is going down with [TS]

  a bolt of dark crackling eldritch energy [TS]

  and he is going to be taking a d-10 and [TS]

  2d six and there goes that Eldridge [TS]

  crackling this one of my favorite [TS]

  breakfast cereals by the way anybody [TS]

  1621 there's no great kids get yourself [TS]

  a box of fact I had to do ass 20 21 21 [TS]

  damage to the human and the purple thank [TS]

  you mom [TS]

  Wow come on down human i just want him [TS]

  to die so i can sing the humans are dead [TS]

  he's bloody bloody bloody humans are [TS]

  bloody well the human is bloody just one [TS]

  there's two they're not both [TS]

  well oh there will be turn mr. am I have [TS]

  concealment still ok [TS]

  he's gonna be the type of dance head up [TS]

  he moved out so he heard he he uh he [TS]

  grabs my blinded he grabs and laugh [TS]

  grabs me he does know he's going to take [TS]

  out a I'm like three times his size he's [TS]

  good he's going to regret that is [TS]

  grabbing my friend and 24 vs AC hits i [TS]

  do believe ya so he does is it looks for [TS]

  some dice he has a dagger and he gots [TS]

  you with it basically oh how ya and [TS]

  heroes really so you take 11 points of [TS]

  damage [TS]

  oh and five ongoing save ends i'm going [TS]

  to use a power I have called shrug it [TS]

  off you're subjected to an effective a [TS]

  safe can end you make a saving throw [TS]

  against the trigger effect immediately [TS]

  and if I succeed I shift 1 square is a [TS]

  free action hope do it so let's let's [TS]

  see how that goes [TS]

  roldy 20 [TS]

  well I was impressed right to sugar it [TS]

  off didn't story of my life [TS]

  shake it out manage my shrug shrug it on [TS]

  yet humans glad news and with his fear [TS]

  he is going to Maddock I'm hit attack [TS]

  rim and 24 good news that was a minus 2 [TS]

  because he's in my aura and she's [TS]

  concealed and I'm concealed when he 20 [TS]

  it's unfortunately to help them and [TS]

  since well since you did that though an [TS]

  enemy subject to my defender or either [TS]

  ships or makes an attack that eight [TS]

  targets and ally of mine i make a melee [TS]

  basic against them and deal 1d8 extra [TS]

  damage if i hit go read you take temples [TS]

  damage my damn [TS]

  I'm bloodied so alright and I and you a [TS]

  melee basic on that guy which is that a [TS]

  plus-9 need ok i'm still writing my [TS]

  order but I think you guys I think it [TS]

  outside of it i think i think the 27 is [TS]

  gonna hit that guy 17 doesn't that hit [TS]

  holy crap sorry my screen just went nuts [TS]

  that's because you won't actually hit so [TS]

  it's not super alright that was [TS]

  certainly give him a little excited [TS]

  yeah it's just like more insulation so [TS]

  that's gonna do 1d temples for plus an [TS]

  extra t8 who ND 10 plus 4 just make that [TS]

  is not great but the 83 Gaetti takes 10 [TS]

  damage and damage he is not blood but [TS]

  he's not happy just like the rest of us [TS]

  all right I'm gonna move to turn good [TS]

  because I'm gonna move [TS]

  no I'm they're all right [TS]

  yes it might be worth know if that was [TS]

  the extent of your move yes you can move [TS]

  one extra square when you're charging if [TS]

  that would be helpful and you would be [TS]

  next to be okay well I'd like to do that [TS]

  then because then I'm going to attack [TS]

  him with disrupting advanced do it [TS]

  exciting and you get a when you charge [TS]

  you get a +1 bonus [TS]

  yeah 30 this is that's a critical hit [TS]

  number 20 [TS]

  that was really great that was the right [TS]

  thing ok so that so i could I think she [TS]

  had a good so here's what happens i [TS]

  think it I think you're cheating [TS]

  it's in it's in the thing it'sit's into [TS]

  custody [TS]

  the rule 20 so that that does max damage [TS]

  so that's 31 plus it pushes the target [TS]

  back and you'll see diagonally that [TS]

  pushes back two squares into the dust [TS]

  storm [TS]

  o + 31 damage [TS]

  excellent really all that damage is [TS]

  probably useless [TS]

  well we'll see i don't know what the [TS]

  rules are a bit of a dorm good job [TS]

  yeah Scott is for mixed i'm reading [TS]

  something i'm reading people and really [TS]

  this is a appear flummoxed [TS]

  what mission accom I broke the [TS]

  mua-ha-ha-ha what's happenin [TS]

  I'm supposed to do that you're not [TS]

  supposed to [TS]

  okay he's not dead but he is a singer [TS]

  how many 3131 he bloodied his bloodied [TS]

  and he's on the edge of the storm but [TS]

  didn't get sucked up I he is so you [TS]

  notice that he is the captives get [TS]

  lonely deep into the dust storm they [TS]

  can't move at all people flying in man [TS]

  he is mobile so he is he's taking some [TS]

  damage and being buffeted by the sand [TS]

  but he is not there sucked into the the [TS]

  the Maelstrom alright and the terrace [TS]

  were holding their actions so now they [TS]

  go so he is going to leave the dust [TS]

  storm and charged Carlos he could take [TS]

  another three puts damages because he [TS]

  was in eat at Aaron [TS]

  the 13 verses mrs. yes we know why I'm [TS]

  here guys this is my big plan to all [TS]

  terex 20 at that one foot has AC will [TS]

  hit so you take what you take 11 points [TS]

  of damage as the the bone heart pic [TS]

  Hawks into your flash and he slides u1 [TS]

  square between the writers oh you're [TS]

  flanked and you are now right Judy mr. [TS]

  chatter which means that you have to hit [TS]

  the steric number 3 or else things [TS]

  happen which one steric number three [TS]

  number three is no yoake and the the [TS]

  taxation there and left you have long as [TS]

  I know you can [TS]

  well you saw the text move towards [TS]

  something you can't quite make out who [TS]

  it might be but you can deduce that it's [TS]

  probably countless she was the only [TS]

  person is going out there you are [TS]

  surrounded by two humans with anna next [TS]

  to you [TS]

  there is a peon still looking like you [TS]

  want to throw more captives into this [TS]

  dust storm you can't see the third [TS]

  tarak-sin has moved behind that rock and [TS]

  there's another pee on you can see okay [TS]

  well I'm going to start out just by [TS]

  trying to do a jarring smash on the blue [TS]

  Jasmine to the south [TS]

  Oh human number two human human if you [TS]

  will attack attack on terrible heck that [TS]

  was really bad [TS]

  laughs is not feeling it here so that [TS]

  was my standard [TS]

  non-us something I can do i think let's [TS]

  see i'm gonna use my action point and [TS]

  turn around and whack the guy in purple [TS]

  we let's try a rundown just for fun [TS]

  breakdown 0 21 that it's excellent [TS]

  he takes no damage [TS]

  this human is the bloody ones-- oh yes [TS]

  he is just enough what high-stakes ID 10 [TS]

  plus 4 which is eight around and he has [TS]

  slowed you live it slowed excellent [TS]

  radar right so they didn't throw anyone [TS]

  received into anyone into the sandstorm [TS]

  this turn I know because they go after [TS]

  you [TS]

  ok so i don't want that guy before [TS]

  anyone into the sandstorm so i'm going [TS]

  to go for the sure thing and magic [TS]

  missile him oh he's dead all right and [TS]

  I'll continue to move closer in the [TS]

  hopes of being able to do more powerful [TS]

  things that don't aren't limited by the [TS]

  range i have there so i move up to this [TS]

  doing here [TS]

  ok alright saying that you moved up to [TS]

  that dude and then did your magic [TS]

  missile because you could probably [TS]

  couldn't see from where you work for it [TS]

  doesn't matter okay sure beyond there's [TS]

  hand 1pm have the jumper is he still in [TS]

  a crumpled he / 0 he's gonna pick up [TS]

  dust himself off and go towards the bard [TS]

  no no we did that guy he's going to [TS]

  attack you with a heart pic bone hard to [TS]

  pick and bring it on dude totally misses [TS]

  he got back he tripped said he missed [TS]

  the drugs the comic relief of those now [TS]

  he is beyond he is crying now catch go [TS]

  you have a crying peon in a cruel uh-hum [TS]

  picture [TS]

  temperature your feet crying weaponless [TS]

  please don't hurt me [TS]

  you saw what he did [TS]

  what those guys did to people who are [TS]

  like tied up already been often cited [TS]

  for the coup de Gras in this led not if [TS]

  this sandstorm if i take him out with my [TS]

  standard can I then use a full move [TS]

  action [TS]

  I guess I could always use a full move [TS]

  action now you can you can understand [TS]

  ready to worry about shifting or [TS]

  anything if he's if he's a corpse music [TS]

  or she [TS]

  I mean it come on possible to determine [TS]

  at this point the corpses of course [TS]

  course course unless of course all right [TS]

  then i will use my standard a melee [TS]

  basic attack bring on kill a helpless p [TS]

  on why don't you all right I will [TS]

  w.e bone javelin haha well distract [TS]

  always it's nice and close yeah that's a [TS]

  compliment him politely to boot [TS]

  alright so that's a d20 plus a TAC which [TS]

  is an 11 [TS]

  well you are miss so it bounces off of [TS]

  user he's all right and I think sweeping [TS]

  he's he's he's shaking so much you [TS]

  couldn't really get to draw him so he [TS]

  missed basically at all right doing this [TS]

  you know i will use a minor action i [TS]

  will use my claws [TS]

  ok which is plus 5 v AC trying to take [TS]

  them out to get a good that comes out as [TS]

  an 1800 did ya [TS]

  excellent you killed the helpless people [TS]

  and now I shall move [TS]

  look for more orphans to kill are you [TS]

  know I'm just looking for more human [TS]

  shields to hide behind and I see one [TS]

  right over here [TS]

  all right you guys are my aura now so [TS]

  anybody who's bloody and doesn't wanna [TS]

  be blood anymore it's cool man [TS]

  go ahead and search all you want alright [TS]

  I'll take a late surge requires a [TS]

  standard though right [TS]

  well no it's so it's if Steve if you [TS]

  want to heal someone I think you have to [TS]

  use as a minor action well we're in your [TS]

  aura [TS]

  can basically give us that I think [TS]

  you've already used in my direction i [TS]

  don't think i need to use anything i'm [TS]

  already casting the aura throughout [TS]

  combat right yeah but you're doesn't [TS]

  your skulls or yeah so not twice per [TS]

  encounter but only once per turn your [TS]

  any Ally and the order can use a minor [TS]

  action so you or any Ally and notice [TS]

  that's nice alternately you or any i can [TS]

  use a minor action to allow an adjacent [TS]

  allied to spend a healing search so haha [TS]

  plus you get bonus bonus here aqui [TS]

  that's pretty cool [TS]

  yeah that's helpful someone's [TS]

  unconscious weird that would ever happen [TS]

  without why would that happen so you [TS]

  have some interesting possibilities of [TS]

  interesting possibilities when I am [TS]

  weighing on me like far do i hear my [TS]

  cell with suing the the blue guy [TS]

  this is a constant dilemma that [TS]

  officially is well I hold myself or do I [TS]

  heard someone house i think i will heal [TS]

  so it's a healing surge plus something [TS]

  else for also 1d for sure someone know [TS]

  Steve left ya a hard left the party and [TS]

  no we need our bird tony was on if i'm [TS]

  taking advantage of the aura scholars [TS]

  are use a minor use a minor action gain [TS]

  a healing surge 1d6 additional it back [TS]

  but again [TS]

  five additional had points26 you i'm not [TS]

  feeling series 21 [TS]

  no no I was at seven with seven and then [TS]

  i added 5 which was which made it gotcha [TS]

  gotcha gotcha culture that's like I want [TS]

  what you have it [TS]

  that would be a very nice feeling sorry [TS]

  for yourself uh yeah get the bonus [TS]

  points i did get the bonus points [TS]

  shouldn't you mr. hora i use URL for [TS]

  good time and now i am going to snap [TS]

  well let's see my cast so i have that i [TS]

  have wizard implement proficient your [TS]

  staff expertise rage attacks don't [TS]

  produce opportunity so even though I'm [TS]

  standing right next to blue guy i'm not [TS]

  going to provoke an opportunity if I [TS]

  cast something on purple human yes as [TS]

  long as the user is used as long as it [TS]

  uses the implement which i think it does [TS]

  okay cool well in that case purple guy [TS]

  who is under my warlock skur still is [TS]

  gonna get another eldritch blast in the [TS]

  face [TS]

  no I really don't like it's also slowed [TS]

  and bloodied sweet well let's hope this [TS]

  works in my favor [TS]

  maybe yeah well 25 does in fact okay [TS]

  good well then that's going to be a d-10 [TS]

  and 2d sickness that's going to be 512 [TS]

  18 points of damage for the human edible [TS]

  good [TS]

  hey guy that probably even you know what [TS]

  and as my move action i'm going to use [TS]

  faced up and I'm going to tell up for [TS]

  boobs artist formerly known as alive huh [TS]

  I'm gonna tell you what up here and [TS]

  monsters [TS]

  alright so the heat the remaining human [TS]

  i'm doing my shields god what what [TS]

  happened today is gonna miss this crazy [TS]

  sorry about that but a with one of those [TS]

  like use your healing powers and then [TS]

  run sort of gals nice a glance at your [TS]

  own pace is a senior [TS]

  it's about me you got hit with a dagger [TS]

  and here with a dagger who did that does [TS]

  that siren coming from the Boston peeps [TS]

  oh not from this one you it's not from [TS]

  know that's a that's a little valley [TS]

  center and sorry [TS]

  wow I don't know they had them out there [TS]

  you get my last guess it's very rare but [TS]

  the windows open because it's really hot [TS]

  so tsunami i manage site how much I take [TS]

  from a sad in the back for 11 points of [TS]

  damage [TS]

  ok fortunately I just use my stones [TS]

  resistance Lester and so that gets it [TS]

  down to six points of damage but that's [TS]

  still not great [TS]

  Carlos i'm at seven don't know you are a [TS]

  mole [TS]

  yes I am between two slices alright so [TS]

  Terry so and so I got this I got this [TS]

  guy's around me so so watch out for the [TS]

  phones and I can I can I move in them [TS]

  and then fight or do I just need to [TS]

  fight these guys you could shift if you [TS]

  move then you get to we don't want that [TS]

  i could shift that's just one square [TS]

  right right i am going to assume my [TS]

  mobile blade stands for a minor action [TS]

  and then do a get a mitt if he shifts is [TS]

  no longer flank right that is correct [TS]

  which is good yeah okay as you your [TS]

  combat advantage being ok then I I and [TS]

  you're also marked by tarek number three [TS]

  yes so i'm gonna i'm going to shift and [TS]

  then attacked Eric number three who's [TS]

  the guy below me right [TS]

  with my mobile blade and and yes i'm [TS]

  going to attack him with my mail basic [TS]

  so was that a 14-4 don't know that's [TS]

  very bad i I'm going to take an action [TS]

  point and attack him again [TS]

  ok because i feel this is important [TS]

  29 ah that is that better [TS]

  ok that is how we do it in San town [TS]

  that's good [TS]

  11 damage to the guy he is blood [TS]

  excellent and then because that was my [TS]

  mobile blade i'm going to move two [TS]

  squares [TS]

  oh in to the dorm definitely not i'm [TS]

  going to i'm gonna go down here [TS]

  oh you're running away i see i see how [TS]

  it is it is the teryx turn old good that [TS]

  was going to attack good old bring it on [TS]

  man with a 23 verses Jesse will hit for [TS]

  a 12 points of damage [TS]

  hi nice i am bloody to you [TS]

  oh and I'm 13 [TS]

  mrs. alright just do it [TS]

  Oh attacks let's go home [TS]

  oh man we got it we got it we got a bike [TS]

  ride will be played by yeah we gotta [TS]

  help me out here guys out there [TS]

  son of a sometimes gets out of the cake [TS]

  2020s see on Carlos [TS]

  so that's a 12-9 am unconscious do that [TS]

  is not you are slid over there who [TS]

  helped house is gonna be good so we'll [TS]

  work out just doing my job here guys [TS]

  have you have seen uh you actually have [TS]

  a perfect match point so you saw Carlos [TS]

  was a sandwich between two terex he got [TS]

  out of the way he ran a couple didn't [TS]

  run he retreated wisely as i was using [TS]

  my mobile brave man you're able to [TS]

  coalesce the two texts pursued and then [TS]

  the third terror who was out of combat [TS]

  was like hey what's going on let me go [TS]

  out there and hit Carlos with his heart [TS]

  pic rendered his flesh and flung him to [TS]

  square a 1 square i should say towards [TS]

  the dust storm and then Harless [TS]

  collapsed unconscious sad tale if it is [TS]

  your turn [TS]

  just dramatic i'm going to first use a [TS]

  minor action time in the bard hora to [TS]

  heal myself is this still the same turn [TS]

  is when on a shield yourself from know [TS]

  it's once per is it's only it's twice [TS]

  per and around twice per encounter only [TS]

  once per turn it once per your turn [TS]

  itself as a no person [TS]

  yeah it's once per turn of anybody so [TS]

  like neither of us can heal ourselves [TS]

  twice on our own turn and you couldn't [TS]

  heal two people on your turn but rights [TS]

  were on separate turns all right so it's [TS]

  unfortunate that is going to use the [TS]

  last of our healing but yeah I'm well it [TS]

  used the last of that doesn't use the [TS]

  last of the getting them up to i guess [TS]

  i'll have to guess you granted i have to [TS]

  grant them a his secretary use your [TS]

  second wind [TS]

  Carlos Carlos left heel is not ideal but [TS]

  i have not used my second wind [TS]

  I was a god who is that there's an [TS]

  audience [TS]

  oh good that he says that you can't let [TS]

  me watch cut like I me a solid nine [TS]

  there gets me up to just about my [TS]

  exactly my bloody value super alright [TS]

  I'm going to shift one to disengage with [TS]

  that guy soon as I can figure out how to [TS]

  move my character again sorry i'd take [TS]

  an unconscious break there and then i [TS]

  will charge this guy go for it so I [TS]

  belong in additional the only one that [TS]

  has not hit yet i was working hard [TS]

  before i got knocked unconscious 16 you [TS]

  do it well there Carlos 16 does not hit [TS]

  that's on fortunate i'm actually points [TS]

  but he is in my aura reg are you have [TS]

  seen a you saw everything that was [TS]

  unconscious its unconscious and left is [TS]

  charged [TS]

  there's a human that humans gonna be a [TS]

  problem huh yep and they're your bark is [TS]

  there you don't know where you and I [TS]

  went to assume she has retreated and [TS]

  abandoned [TS]

  yeah exactly what should you she's like [TS]

  that is i'm doing taking over and run [TS]

  i'm doing something a little risky [TS]

  because i want to try to save copies so [TS]

  captain if you could do something to [TS]

  like make sure that blue human doesn't [TS]

  kill me that would be great [TS]

  so I'm gonna kind of bolt forward there [TS]

  and I'm going to use a spirit rend mom [TS]

  this is a daily but this seems like [TS]

  things are going bad [TS]

  so its first one within 10 so i'm going [TS]

  to put it between all three [TS]

  terex there because I hit all of them is [TS]

  and you can see that we're all right [TS]

  since i'm rolling first verses will call [TS]

  my god that no no I really to afford a [TS]

  hope you have a lot of very good at this [TS]

  game well thanks for trying it does do [TS]

  have it does do have to have 10 minutes [TS]

  i decided i will not protect radar just [TS]

  just just to check temperature will [TS]

  wouldn't hit right [TS]

  denver school does not hit all right [TS]

  well I guess there's is area there is a [TS]

  reason to thank you for the memories do [TS]

  have damage on this don't know they [TS]

  still get her [TS]

  they just don't get like completely [TS]

  screwed up and a lot of people are in [TS]

  bad shape with oh my god i have these [TS]

  are not these are bad dice so let's see [TS]

  that would be seven plus six is thirteen [TS]

  but have is a sex68 XXX let me show them [TS]

  take 6 i'll take six points boob is [TS]

  there any other factors that just a all [TS]

  only if i hit and that's the key one ya [TS]

  next time i mean i wrote i literally [TS]

  rolled a2 a3 and a4 each okay guys well [TS]

  they're all still there are spirits [TS]

  seemed intent that's I mean they're [TS]

  either afraid afraid with while don't [TS]

  worry that factory French but they use [TS]

  gently-used katka your dirt using the [TS]

  your friend regular said catch you get [TS]

  my back I'm gonna do something awesome [TS]

  you will not believe it is easy it's [TS]

  gonna be so great and then he slightly [TS]

  hurt those guys did that put you in a [TS]

  compromising position having pulled off [TS]

  that daily or where you actually mainly [TS]

  if any any read email a guy tries to hit [TS]

  me like I'm a pretty soft target we're [TS]

  going to back away back and wants a [TS]

  robbery I've heard that about you that's [TS]

  what we definitely call and read you the [TS]

  software i'm just saying that if that [TS]

  guy in the unfortunate but accurate if [TS]

  the guy in the blue cape is like hey I [TS]

  would like to murder someone that guy [TS]

  looks like really easy to murder [TS]

  oh yeah you do look like the murderous [TS]

  or maybe we can I look like the easy i [TS]

  look like a more of a murderer e that a [TS]

  murderer is the Frog yes that's true the [TS]

  look of a vector a so disabling the blue [TS]

  guy [TS]

  and killing the help me on guys that are [TS]

  surrounding yes surrounding unconscious [TS]

  Congress I'm on it Carlos that's his new [TS]

  nickname on houses carless give them a [TS]

  blue [TS]

  alright so let's see ya [TS]

  is there any point in me even [TS]

  approaching the guy i mean i can range [TS]

  him from elsewhere and I do that you do [TS]

  whatever you involved follow your heart [TS]

  who if you are next to him and you do a [TS]

  ranged attack he will get the type of [TS]

  opportunity so you know you don't want [TS]

  to do that [TS]

  alright so i will leap up onto the rock [TS]

  oh right there haha which puts egg left [TS]

  within my range role uh athletics check [TS]

  I don't need to do that I've had three [TS]

  cream dude no I'm a natural jumper [TS]

  come on you get a good bonus DM failed [TS]

  10 or high i will utilize my daily [TS]

  cautionary tale power door here's a [TS]

  minor go to get stuck between the three [TS]

  guys or you'll die [TS]

  cargos and what that does is until the [TS]

  end of the encounter anybody in my aura [TS]

  does not grant combat advantage while [TS]

  flanked who in addition once before the [TS]

  end of the encounter one of the allies [TS]

  in the oricon deal 2d 10 extra damage on [TS]

  anyone attack that it's an enemy who so [TS]

  as my cautionary tale goes out to my [TS]

  clutch mates my will also utilize my [TS]

  standard mm tell me more of the student [TS]

  section and i'm just going to use my [TS]

  usual cutting words I like that one [TS]

  like the image of me running leaping [TS]

  across the battlefield going eat it eat [TS]

  it [TS]

  it means that we I'm surprised at this [TS]

  and that is 614 v will 14 on the human [TS]

  down here in the below human that hits [TS]

  lovely right and that does a 1d eight [TS]

  plus four which comes out to 10 [TS]

  excellent he is bloodied and I also pull [TS]

  him two squares towards me [TS]

  mmm against the rock for what good that [TS]

  does welcome to the rock and I've let's [TS]

  acknowledge just Ana might be in your [TS]

  arms in the middle now you're your fancy [TS]

  2d 10 my aura is massive smashed very [TS]

  large well then i'm going to try and [TS]

  save Carlos from his little debacle this [TS]

  that doesn't look very much fun [TS]

  everything Carlos does is little true [TS]

  and a debacle I regenerable to the sky [TS]

  and I called down my daily my decree of [TS]

  odd who your curls wore blue flame [TS]

  appears above my brow and I under a [TS]

  condemnation that makes foes mistake [TS]

  allies for enemies so this is a blast 30 [TS]

  shoot i guess i have to move to actually [TS]

  make it a blast okay well then i guess [TS]

  i'm going to move here here that'll [TS]

  cover everybody right last three maybe I [TS]

  have to you know was no that'll get [TS]

  everybody except for the guy on the role [TS]

  that between me and carlos i have to [TS]

  roll yes I'm athletics track 02 jump [TS]

  down the rats well I can do that [TS]

  all right roll I think 1515 [TS]

  yea big right [TS]

  oh yeah hey wait wait kinda close [TS]

  well then time to blast these people [TS]

  says Mr 234 yes [TS]

  alright so I hopped down there's nothing [TS]

  close about two three four [TS]

  I hopped down off the rock [TS]

  yes um and the first fun thing about [TS]

  this is before my attack i get to slide [TS]

  all targets these three its enemies only [TS]

  two squares so I'm going to slide the [TS]

  max my aura so they're going to all [TS]

  bunch down down [TS]

  let's see actually which that's a good [TS]

  question where maybe near me if you put [TS]

  them between if you put me between them [TS]

  and carlos el just sort of keeping boxed [TS]

  up because once they are next to me okay [TS]

  like that is that good [TS]

  well put want to put the other guy next [TS]

  to me just adjacent to me in some square [TS]

  if you can like either with this the [TS]

  yeah there you don't work well for you [TS]

  it works great for me and i'll be [TS]

  flanked thanks to catch cause message [TS]

  like an aura is it okay if we move one [TS]

  of them north of you so that their age 8 [TS]

  or not that one sorry the one that is [TS]

  not bloody I want to move to the left [TS]

  and one more to the left [TS]

  that's right now no my left [TS]

  oh yeah so why don't I want the you want [TS]

  the right next to Carlos well I actually [TS]

  let's put him [TS]

  yeah I guess that's gonna wait we have [TS]

  the this weight i think we talk about [TS]

  this issue last time technically I think [TS]

  those two guys on my left the the first [TS]

  one is in the blast the second one yeah [TS]

  each of them had needs to move up one [TS]

  there we go very probably i don't know [TS]

  and that actually works perfectly for me [TS]

  alright so the next fun part about this [TS]

  is that promote these guys are just [TS]

  fight things on [TS]

  oh yes that's what happened alright so [TS]

  first I'm gonna roll a d20 vs well for [TS]

  these three [TS]

  I don't know what's going on I'm so guy [TS]

  named program just weird that's all i [TS]

  have to say this DM needs to be confused [TS]

  guy named Crystal to add to the [TS]

  confusion check [TS]

  ok so the guy on the bottom 19 vs well [TS]

  so this is Tarek number three [TS]

  yes yes 1912 vs well i'm assuming does [TS]

  not mrs. it does it was mrs. and then 25 [TS]

  vs well i'm assuming does hit okay well [TS]

  um the two targets I did hit which are [TS]

  the one on the bottom and the one to the [TS]

  right they get to make a melee basic as [TS]

  a free action against a creature of my [TS]

  choice so on right Carlos sometime just [TS]

  laying right here [TS]

  the guy on the whole again the bottom is [TS]

  going to reach diagonally at the [TS]

  unbloodied guy and make a meal I basic [TS]

  kooky then he kissed okay well then he [TS]

  takes 1d6 damage bushwell deal in just a [TS]

  second on the guy who is unbloodied is [TS]

  going to in return my email basic [TS]

  against whoever the two is more bloodied [TS]

  of the two remaining guys [TS]

  well he would well yes that would be [TS]

  Terok Nor three the words right action [TS]

  I never tuition see and he also missed [TS]

  all right well then all three of them [TS]

  because this also works on Miss all [TS]

  three of them take 1d6 plus five so [TS]

  we're just do this [TS]

  they'll take 11 or image [TS]

  alright so number two is dead [TS]

  yeah all right number one is not [TS]

  bloodied number three is looking good [TS]

  oh ok well then that is unfortunately [TS]

  all i can do i do however have [TS]

  concealment because I move more than [TS]

  three squares excellent humans turn [TS]

  group text OD bloody him up for you dude [TS]

  oh and he grabbed you doing all right [TS]

  let me grab like that before it's not [TS]

  good and it'll never follow the natural [TS]

  21 implements does he have he has [TS]

  something called a gutting dagger but [TS]

  everybody what do you use that for [TS]

  something like that it's seven how [TS]

  regular already didn't have a lot of [TS]

  guts so you take 17 forces and ongoing [TS]

  5i savings wow I will not live through [TS]

  much good [TS]

  are you still alive are you bloodied oh [TS]

  I'm very bloody 17 alone oh baby so I am [TS]

  I met I have 17 points off so that's [TS]

  good i can't use it on going 5-5 i can [TS]

  afford to bully tattle once Carlos [TS]

  Roland each 100 i gotta say for death [TS]

  great death is coming for you [TS]

  it's fun 16-point i recommend it oh yeah [TS]

  so that was the teryx turn I didn't do [TS]

  that they're going to hit the buzzer [TS]

  because he seems like more batory then [TS]

  the LCD screen so Tara kind of like [TS]

  there oh I'm having and I'm not feeling [TS]

  it [TS]

  what a no flanken my aura baby alright [TS]

  so you can also be bullshit [TS]

  you take 16 points of damage the state [TS]

  how much extending one sets well as [TS]

  unfortunate know that was exactly number [TS]

  by the hair and the slide you up if you [TS]

  are unconscious and slid by Isis feel so [TS]

  for ya guys were doing so well and now [TS]

  since you're unconscious the other [TS]

  characters like well whatever i'll just [TS]

  go hit this lady she has concealed and I [TS]

  do it's true we can still see her it's [TS]

  just harder to hit her but when you roll [TS]

  that well 24 kids I could you stand up [TS]

  here and i'll eat it all day I don't [TS]

  think they can get to meet I didn't [TS]

  really get off on drugs [TS]

  so you take nine points of damage and [TS]

  they slide you all right where I left [TS]

  him one towards the dust settle my turn [TS]

  yes roll anytime we r who you're stable [TS]

  rengar take five points damage he's down [TS]

  the to do master [TS]

  he's a catatonic state [TS]

  I am trying to figure out how to stay [TS]

  alive how has the human been hurt at all [TS]

  in front of me [TS]

  yeah he's bloody ok it's exactly blood [TS]

  exactly bloodied I'm gonna Templar [TS]

  system [TS]

  oh look Steve it's all yours now there [TS]

  is no fun isn't it [TS]

  you hanging in there it is living ranged [TS]

  attack this draw it isn't closed burst [TS]

  when you can practice with someone it [TS]

  yeah however my prediction large first [TS]

  followed by closed burning seems like a [TS]

  perfectly reasonable progression [TS]

  in 13 verse encounter that hits that's [TS]

  good so he's going to take one d 10 plus [TS]

  six that would be the minimum amount of [TS]

  damage which is seven damage [TS]

  uh-huh we're also badly when he rolled [TS]

  so well but it's ok he is slow and days [TS]

  and the next person who tries to hit him [TS]

  gets a plus-3 power bonus to their [TS]

  attack [TS]

  i'm also going to use this is this is [TS]

  not gonna look good to the rest of the [TS]

  group but this is what I'm doing I'm [TS]

  doing expeditious retailers out he's off [TS]

  i knew it was calm [TS]

  yeah i can see anyone else experiencing [TS]

  déjà vu 12345 out i'm gonna i'm gonna [TS]

  go up on the raka that's him safe [TS]

  alright doing some reading on to the [TS]

  rock [TS]

  yeah why not it's 10 feet high well I [TS]

  mean it takes after all and athletics to [TS]

  get up there right [TS]

  oh true 15 that did not work out but [TS]

  there is a bottom of the rock is a link [TS]

  to that not me [TS]

  yes no it's okay i mean yeah i mean [TS]

  rengar that was like yeah going up on [