The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► you so know thinking you greater than [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► the Gungans mesa like [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► the incontrovertible number 137 april [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► 2013 it is a difficult time for the [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► incomparable podcast panelists they've [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► already spent an hour talking about star [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► wars episode 1 the phantom menace and [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► most importantly about taxation and [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► trade routes and yet there's so much [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► more to be done we've barely begun to [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► scratch the surface of the actual movie [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► beyond that opening part where there's a [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► droid and a bunch of lightsaber stuff [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► and so now we return you to those [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► thrilling days of 1999 with our [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► panelists Steve let's John siracusa [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► Monty actually Dan more'n serenity [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► Caldwell Greg moss and me your host [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► Jason Snell yeah well I'm just I'm [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► trying to blow through some stuff here I [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► we get to Nabu which is Italy I want to [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► ask about the whole Padme there's a [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► queen and a had had made in think she's [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► an elected queen she doesn't use the [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► Clark Kent classes you can have the [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► decency to use Clark Kent classes then [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► we have any way this weekend believe [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► they both Natalie Portman is there is [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► there is a tall split screen is there [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► also a replacement for natalie portman I [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► never understood it when I watched and I [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► still don't understand it [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► I still don't know when it's hers not [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► clear to me when she's the decoy and [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► when she's when and what is not want to [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► indict her sis different actresses she [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► is real up butter ones where Captain [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► office says your highness this is [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► getting very bad perhaps we should [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► consider doing you know things and then [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► the very next scene where she's seen [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► walking down the stairs and they're like [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► we're gonna force you to sign the treaty [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► that is not her she is now padmé and [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► keira knightley is pretending to Karen [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► nightly is pretending to be here okay so [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► apparently apparently they didn't need [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► the Clark Kent glasses because you guys [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► can't tell the difference i can't [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► believe this i was watching it on like [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► who could not who does not recognize now [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► the apartment slips apparently somebody [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► and they're worth a lot of people in [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► this pot John's paying a lot of [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► attention [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► yeah evenin anytime you can see Natalie [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► Portman's face it's clear like that's [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► basically the way it works to me is like [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► in that like without the makeup on like [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► if it's not really about the obvious in [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► her it's not double this just Karen [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► nightly playing frequently it's shaded [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► by the hood that she's got on so yeah [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► yeah but you cannot but she still she's [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► still right initially in my taxi her [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► mouth around pretty distinct on the like [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► is what we're saying she's got a pretty [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► good i'm just i'm really confined on [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► think she does i think you people are is [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► like a you know Queen racism like all [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► bucks look alike you know I put on the [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► makeup alternating Amidala obsessives [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► she's got a pretty good [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► keira knightley does bear a very strong [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► resemblance is she does at least that [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► age [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► certainly you are you telling me of you [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► so I like the switcheroo at the end but [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► there are just many points in this movie [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► and when I don't really know is she was [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► she the handmaiden all along which is [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► just a little summer programs that have [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► bad fit anything like the interesting [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► thing so as a twelve-year-old when this [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► came out there were novelizations [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► there's a novelization of the book and [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► then there were also two Diaries each [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► from the point of view of one from the [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► point of view of anakin and one from the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► point of view from other madala I could [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► can write ya his desire was crap but I [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► remember nobody can read in Star Wars [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► set [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► yeah dear diary it is very hard to be [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► the queen [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► we are not amused had we dear diary [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► today I met an angel de la madolla book [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► actually has a fairly straight timeline [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► and everything makes sense and [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► apparently they should have used that [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► for the script and not actually the [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► actual script because the actual script [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► it doesn't make any sense when she's [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► switching why she's switching and the [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► only reason why they have that in the [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► movie at all is because so they could [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► pull that switcheroo literary and which [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► is a nice little thing they don't even [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► emphasize a nice little things not it's [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► like either completely ever replace that [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► with something else and just saved us a [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► lot of confusion it sets up a really [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► weird moment when you realize that Keira [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► Knightley as the person who's just there [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► to die in her Queens place just ordered [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► Queen Amidala to go wash a droid [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► yeah totally got it like that there's [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► the thing is like it there's there's so [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► much stuff that is so blatant on the [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► rewatching and yes I understand you [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► already know what's gonna happen you [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► already know there's a decoy but at the [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► same time there's parts where she's like [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► talking to the handmade like it's really [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► dangerous for all of us like you got it [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► like it's just it's yeah it's they beat [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► you over the head with it and and like [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► you're saying it doesn't it doesn't [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► really make any sense in like who [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► today my vote for this person that she [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► have executive powers like I'm worried [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► about the product parliamentary [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► procedures here she's talking to the [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► Prime Minister and and natalie portman [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► is the handmaiden and I keep looking to [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► see if there's gonna be like a little [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► like glance and it's like to hit that [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► her decoys making decisions executive [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► decisions like one of many coins just [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► like I want to put one of my hands to [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► death like what anyone stop her look [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► over the real queen like get a nod or [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► hey to just be like oh let's do that and [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► when she even have decoys [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► she's an elected official because these [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► people like to elect fourteen-year-old [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► girls to be their leader do they always [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► will have to find the six people willing [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► to die for her [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► it's like it's like the Kevin Cline [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► movie there's a lotta basically and they [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► generally travel on the same transport [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► so if they got shot down they were both [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► guys at a certain point it became like [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► she was being a kind of a jerk to [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► constantly have a decoy like when they [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► went to the Gungans psyches can you go [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► into any situation where you don't put [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► the like lets are we going somewhere [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► let's use a decoy because i think i [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► might be killed it's just a constant [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► like you can't go to the grocery store [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► it's like art wall go to the grocery [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► store but let's have a decoy car [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► deliveries during our walk behind like [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► everywhere you got it this is like non [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► heroic to constantly go everywhere and [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► have lead with your decoy because what [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► you're basically saying I do with my [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► decoys like a Saddam Hussein thing like [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► he had decoyed it's not it's not an [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► honorable the real queen is in a spider [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► hole somewhere if you knew she was gonna [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► be responsible for the next two movies [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► you want to kill her too but i gotta go [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► with whoever it was it like it was it [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► stever montior great who said the making [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► the the Queen wash the droid that just [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► that just makes no sense to make knows [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► that she's just like really getting off [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► on this like I'd like it to be queen now [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► you go watch a droid like me again she [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► could have her thrown out the airlock [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► and then where will we be washed droid [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► is the best euphemism I've heard [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► go wash it right the confusion also [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► ruins what what could have actually been [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► a pretty good moment which is where [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► Anakin goes to say goodbye to to Padme [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► and she responds the queen who I assume [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► at that point as Padme says I'm sure hot [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► goes with you right [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► it's it's clear i'm thinking about it [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► that yeah that's probably Padme that's [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► that's actually the Queen at that point [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► I still can't believe you people can't [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► tell the difference to actors and not at [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► all my machine full head dress in her [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► dressing room in that soon you can take [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► that goes address the Senate yeah she [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► just got back from a meeting changes [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► clothes a lot for somebody with such a [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► complicated wardrobe [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► yes and apparently she has a big [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► wardrobe on that tiny little ship yes [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► but they do consider selling her [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► wardrobe is to pay for the hyperdrive so [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► it tells you what kind of clothes she's [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► cut John's lip recognition is so strong [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► that if he were an enemy agent he would [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► know maybe able to assassinate me if we [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► just as seriously you start school [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► pictures of those actresses headshots [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► Hare Hare hidden or pulled back and you [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► saw this white base with distracting red [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► makeup [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► yeah sadly you can't make your Italian [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► different super-famous how could you not [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► know what they look like [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► I mean because i had weird because it's [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► just so weird with the white face and [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► the funny red things a little more cells [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► are so into the you're gonna hear metal [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► them apart i think so i think we're [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► missing the big point which is that the [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► Jedi who can apparently like real people [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► talk about anything that's how it got [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► good time that is a ship or a or a [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► lightsaber on an iPad that's on the [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► other side room but he can't tell if its [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► Keira Knightley yeah people that that's [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► the same test Bill Murray using [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► Ghostbusters and these are generally use [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► mind control at a moment's notice just [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► to get out of mildly annoying [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► conversation yes so okay I i wanna i [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► wanna move ahead to the podrace now [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► because we do but wait there's more [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► and and and also point out speaking of [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► stupid things the Jedi do i was struck [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► really Jedi this is the best you've got [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► is why don't we enter a race and bet our [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► entire spaceship and on this kid that's [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► the best idea you have gone strategic [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► genius [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► well the best part in the discussions of [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► that decision of like the script has to [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► fence in this decision to [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► make it would be the decision so it's [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► like well do you know any people are [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► friendly Federation open on this planet [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► up I guess you're right this is it like [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► they have this discussion where it [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► several alternatives are offered and [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► shut down by this random slave woman who [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► you just met and he's like well but that [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► you know there it is it's perfectly [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► logical i don't have money can't get [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► money even though i'm a jedi there's no [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► one else here is friendly so this kid [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► think that's it that's the only choice [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► ya mind control water the only creature [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► we've ever met that can't have is that [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► is you and Jedi powers second job is all [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► java technically and water tells him [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► that that nobody else on Tatooine is [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► likely to have a replacement for their [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► leaking hyperdrive but it's gonna take [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► that at face value ok he's probably tell [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► me the truth [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► this guy's not shifty at all don't look [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► on ebay you wouldn't be able to go ahead [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► hey don't don't walk across to the other [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► 15 parts dealers and Tatooine know he [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► could at least use his Jedi powers on [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► someone else to steal their money and [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► then give it to Pato I feel like this [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► would have would have worked a little [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► bit better if the diversion to Tatooine [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► had been more dramatic like they were [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► going to crash and they had to go to [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► Tatooine and that things were kinda [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► busted up and hyperdrive is leaking and [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► something weird a secret but it happens [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► almost as an aside like oh the [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► hyperdrive has a leak so we have to go [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► to Tatooine negative will go this way [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► there's a labor gas station and get a [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► pet dog either watch the ship it was it [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► was leaking medic lorians there in short [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► supply man there's no drama in that and [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► so when they get there they don't seem [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► that desperate so that that that struck [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► me as as a problem and then we so you [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► know and Yankees virgin birth and middle [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► chlorines all that but then but then [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► there's this podrace we're very much [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► risk as the midi-chlorians before after [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► that because i have one point on the [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► medical or after ok that apartment [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► apartment he's a he's talking to is a [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► lady's razor and and I realize that's [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► after that he where he's got a device [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► powerful enough to take a blood sample [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► but not to end right so that was one of [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► those my points wanna get in this one he [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► radios the slide over the Internet [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► right now you at least you didn't send [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► analysis of the blood because it becomes [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► sent an analysis of the blood of the [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► innocent we have analysis right there he [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► sent the blood over the Internet to the [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► other computer that then analyzed the [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► blood and yells him to the Medical [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► you're missing the point [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► it's Monty is totally right he's doing [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► it just to show up obi-wan and how ya [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► powerful mr. lb1 look what I found [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► yeah well what's your middle area and [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► can do you wanna do you think Jedi sit [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► around the locker room comparing [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► midi-chlorian counts each and every one [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► there's the one Jedi who hides in the [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► corner the locker room to put a short [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► son i could do this blood analysis [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► myself but you to get was already [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► bleeding and then he poked him anyway to [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► get the last I didn't need the blood was [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► already clearly on the surface the hell [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► yeah yeah I want to do with me actually [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► checked his blood for infections not [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► what the Jedi lying all the time doesn't [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► have any effect midi-chlorians are dad [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► wanted to take your blood for infections [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► like the force of Darth Maul shows up at [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► this point to and I wanted to say i [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► kinda like Darth Maul he sort of [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► interesting increased because he has no [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► lines three scenes yes all three lines [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► oh my he's focusing as a very [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► emasculating ride though once he gets [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► out on Tatooine he verizon this badass [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► ship and he climbs on this little [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► motorcycle thing which is totally not [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► doing anything for him and the first [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► thing he does is drive over a cliff [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► that's kind of cool yet the third way he [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► drives it over the cliff and I just [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► thought like wow that was the end of [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► that guy scary but not very smart [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► it sounds for all the world like cydia [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► says his apprentices bars [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► excuse me party on Wayne Sidious I mean [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► but also i like the fact that he [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► introduces him to the to the whatever [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► the healthy the Trade Federation guys [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► and he has to like appear in his [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► holographic form like hey how's it going [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► what is that like what why why even [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► Palpatine has to do exposition that's a [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► healthy master Padawan relationship [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► come-come step into the webcam view but [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► as any trying to keep this whole thing [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► like secret hunting isn't the whole [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► point like know what secrets it guys [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► were scary like we should definitely [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► reveal his existence to way more people [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► especially these obvious and competence [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► training I don't understand anything [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► they say it'll be fun [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► yes that's a good point anyway I feel [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► bad for dark ball because he shows up [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► and say he's kinda interesting that we [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► don't see many [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► apparently he spends the entire plot of [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► the podrace wandering around the desert [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► looking for nothing that you seen this [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► boy the problem the probe droids you're [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► looking for [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► he doesn't do anything he sends his [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► little he sends his balls out to do the [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► work that's true that's true he has his [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► little less sensor balls that go out and [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► and he said he kicks back and watches TV [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► I'd like that is a split screen where [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► Darth Maul's watching TV in his [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► spaceship while obi-wan is watching TV [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► and their spaceship while the rest of [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► the plot goes on i would like to see [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► that mr. dr. like playing video games [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► against each other was like yeah it's [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► like pong know they're like to call of [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► duty [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► yeah well they're they're watching [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► wayne's world obviously part of this the [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► star wars universe is based on wayne's [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► world and full house party on a full [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► house and the end of the bigger basket [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► so we've pretty much established the [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► cannon brilliant i have a question about [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► the Padres where kind of a warning shots [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► you're the only one huh [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► ok it's the reason they had to do the [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► podraces because gambling on the podrace [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► is what the entire economy is based on [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► CS and I'll Joe and moisture football [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► always wins and practically everybody [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► always dies and the potty racers blow up [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► every race [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► yes if the gambling seems like it would [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► be extremely one-sided and I don't I [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► don't see why you would have a problem [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► with it if not an airtight system really [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► what what's your question yes what is [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► what is the quest [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► whoo that's the second time I've been [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► here three days so but when every time [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► he's also the only survivor [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► I would've been on this human well [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► there's a lot of media to crash-land [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► when their hyperdrive starts leaking [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► always liked the lost island it's got [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► some kind of tractor on transfer may [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► also to actually answer your question [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► literally I it maybe people betting on [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► the second and third-place winners are [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► betting who's going to crap place and [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► show her i'll take that other bets [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► Sebulba and the guy with the student [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► roads that seems pretty sophisticated [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► for Tatooine gets that justifies an [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► economy based on racing all these things [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► I'm sure going streaks sebald so Bob [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► always wins you know for the three [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► months and then he dies in the next guy [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► who reads comes up yeah maybe i'm gonna [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► get the guy with the long neck with [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► Sebulba yo that 400 to win 450 but it [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► would hear i have to have to give it [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► some [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► credit to the padres because the pod [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► race is a race it's a coherent thing [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► that happens it's there's some tension [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► about who's in first or second-place not [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► that we think they're going to lose but [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► at least at least it's it's it's a [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► sensible story I understand how race [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► works understand people going fast I [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► understand laps understand wanting to [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► win and that's something that can't be [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► said for almost the entirety of this [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► movie right none of it makes any sense [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► in any rational way and you have any [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► connection to whatsoever at least racing [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► is something that could possibly finally [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► connect with normal people o racing I [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► know racing so something but let me try [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► let me throw out a question here just [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► because I'm I'm curious why do you strap [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► the engines to the front like so that [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► you're behind the exhaust the whole time [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► because they're going ragging they're [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► off to the side that you're sitting in [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► so you can reference manager vendor or [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► reason yeah yeah I get that but they [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► obviously haven't seen been her in this [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► universe if so my question did Wales [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► world in full house why not been why not [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► just put them on the back of the pod [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► where makes perfect sense because then [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► you're upfront and you're going to be [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► hitting all those things that your giant [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► engines hit it doesn't matter you die [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► either way we've seen this unless you're [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► Sebulba in which case you just slide to [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► a halt and say poo do it was only going [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► 400 miles an hour that's like asking why [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► wear a helmet if you hit something at [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► 900 miles per hour [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► it's just slightly safe here the things [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► I noticed about the podrace Greg Proops [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► is in it as a five-day Brock saying [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► things that are supposed to be funny but [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► aren't really funny [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► it looks great it sounds great it is [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► wait [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► it is way too long and the line that [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► made me laugh out loud this time is [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► Threepio says he has to complete two [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► more circuits settings dear is android [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► right yeah but no but I i love it [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► because he's actually commenting but [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► that's way that's it's 20 dear we're [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► going to be here along this because [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► there's 22 more lab I don't find that [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► the pod racing scene in terminal because [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► again it has no dialogue so I'm [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► blessedly spared that and it is a Racine [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► not listening to Greg Proops huh [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► hey I just don't care I don't but it's [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► like watching somebody else play a video [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► game or were literally watching the [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► movie go around in circles at least [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► moving that the reason the podrace seems [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► long is because this is the first time [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► in the course of the film and what are [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► we had like here 40 minutes where we [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► spent more than 30 seconds on any given [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► situation we've encountered always in [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► battle droids droidekas boss noss the [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► gigantic fish and all these are just [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► setup and dispatch within like two [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► seconds and without the tiniest little [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► bit of tension and understand their [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► incoherent and inconsequential least we [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► know there's something on the line here [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► something stupid but something on the [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► line right it's a race and you know it's [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► it's finally like something that you put [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► together and I think the racing itself [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► is reasonably coherent and that you [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► could tell what's going on in the race [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► you can tell who is in what position yes [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► what what each person is in each [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► situation which like and the thing was [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► just baseline competence of the shooting [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► anything about anything and finally you [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► have one here you do have the reaction [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► shots of the crowd with your execrable [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► and should just like just don't look at [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► those at all like just close your eyes [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► and wait till they get back to the [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► racers there they're using iPads to [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► watch the yeah near them [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► that's my favorite part of the race [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► scene is that Anakin's mother doesn't [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► want to watch you know she keeps turning [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► her face away but they make her hold the [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► bike [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► yeah I I don't you get his iPads with [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► the Viking horn it's just a really [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► excellent saving go watch this $99 why [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► do you go in to watch it at the stadium [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► when it's only like they're only in [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► front of you for 30 seconds yeah but [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► people do that a different for car races [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► not only good for baseball games never [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► going to baseball games on the kid I see [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► it was a little miniature TV up in the [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► cheap seats with make it but where the [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► where the pod racing is watching people [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► play with somebody play a videogame [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► everything up till that point has been [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► watching somebody to a speedrun who [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► already knows where everything is you [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► know and and just he has the walkthrough [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► by his side and he just blast through [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► everything without there being any [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► concern whatsoever and all the sudden we [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► have a situation where there's at some [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► actual tension there's a chance the kid [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► might lose all we know he's not going to [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► stand the sound sound design i could [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► change that sounds really good i like [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► the the pod racer design even though it [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► makes no sense just because it looks [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► kind of interesting and I think the this [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► is one area where the effects actually [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► do hold up with is almost nothing real [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► in this entire thing and it looks fine [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► and I think the one thing they blow [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► ironically is the music which is it has [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► a reused q it's just really weird time [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► that distracting every time is that [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► there's a the queue is really [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► used from when they escaped Naboo on the [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► spaceship exact same music yeah that's [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► weird because the rest of the movie john [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► williams is killing it like John [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► Williams determined that it's all super [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► exciting whatever nonsense is happening [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► on screen yeah i agree i think the one [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► of the few bright spots of the Phantom [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► Menace is the score is actually pretty [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► damn good [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► yes butBut how it's used in the movie is [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► not going to almost be better if it [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► wasn't so good though because it yet you [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► reflect the fact that the movie is so [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► dismal now if you just mute if you could [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► just meet the dialogue [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► well no but i think the score is not [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► used well in the movie like we want [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► everyone to have the soundtrack and [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► listen to the soundtrack the soundtrack [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► is so much other than it's come to this [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► cut to ribbons because i had a i bought [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► the when the movie came out i bought the [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► soundtrack and to get started because I [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► spoil the plot for my spoiled yes [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► thursday night yeah I got your roll [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► a-trak I looked at it I happened to pick [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► it up in the store like three days [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► before i went to the movie and I was [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► really pissed off but the fact is that [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► that cut of the original soundtrack is [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► really terrible i mean and then later on [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► they finally released a two disc version [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► which is actually very good but it's I [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► agree that it's misused in a lot of [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► places and its kind of cut up to ribbons [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► and it doesn't really it's weird that it [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► doesn't like they couldn't you know come [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► up with a new q4 that seem like they [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► couldn't bring down with his back for a [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► couple hours ever right up something [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► like I don't know it's it's very it's [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► the one of the weak points in that in [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► that sequence the other weak point for [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► me being right after Anakin wins watch [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► his friends try to highlight and that is [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► that is why it's all that awesome and [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► then think about that I chose nice i was [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► it i paused it to show this to my wife [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► because I can't believe she hadn't seen [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► mike has that seems like what are you [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► talking about like you don't you don't [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► know that scene that is the like the [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► thing is that's the take they use I [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► think about that I just shake my head is [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► one was saying like they must have been [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► fed bad line readings i was thinking the [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► heated everything in one take and like [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► that's it that's the one we're using [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► like that's the one you're using that's [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► the one the guy in the mask couldn't see [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► the kid and it's like three abortive [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► attempts to high-five it's just the most [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► awkward it's the most awkward thing I've [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► ever seen on film and that's the take [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► that you like it you could cut out of [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► the movie there's no reason to be like [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► nope that's the take we got it in one [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► next exit on microcosm of the entire [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► film the same thing happens on the Trade [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► Federation [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► at on the bridge there's a navigator [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► down in the lower corner of the screen [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► who can't find the buttons that are [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► supposed to be pushing because they have [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► a mask on and there's so much attention [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► paid to you know all of the cgi stuff [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► all of the tiny little details that go [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► into that but nobody's actually watching [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► with the human beings on the green [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► screen are doing they're just fumbling [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► around bumping into things that we think [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► one of those kids was George Lucas's [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► daughter she was in the same when [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► looking at the Padres area in fact i [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► think two of them are because I think [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► they're i looked up in there were two [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► people in java and implicit behind job [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► there's one of his daughters and I [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► believe in that and the other daughter [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► is definitely when they're looking at [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► his pod racer and he just got it set up [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► and she's in the back she has a line she [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► has a align that she delivers as badly [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► as everyone else delivered online that's [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► so wizard well least he didn't have [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► favoritism the little kids are just bad [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► news period i mean it's bad enough [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► you've got Jake Lloyd stinking the place [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► up but then you throw 45 others in there [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► you got one kid saying this is this is [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► so wizard a nice 1i hell is that kid has [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► the best line rings in the movies [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► besides Palpatine what we also learn [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► about the pod racing is that Anakin's [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► pot is way faster than any other pod [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► because he starts way behind is like 20 [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► account of the time is like 25 seconds [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► behind so it had better be fast at seven [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► catches up and the only way that that [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► it's even close after he catches up is [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► is the various sorts of sabotage that [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► happened to him which are physical acts [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► of sabotage all of which he fixes by [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► flipping switch and it was really smart [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► of him to build that little door in his [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► pod that can close over the place [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► exactly where Sebulba just happened to [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► sabotage spot [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► yeah well that is good to see into the [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► future little bits the fastest hunk of [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► junk in the galaxy [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► he's also Han Solo's dad it's really you [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► know Anna can use the Force to pull the [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► broken cable back to him to magnet and [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► the mac safe they use this max it for [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► other engines and moderate how they were [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► easily yet with mannequins entire [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► excellent piloting skills are just [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► flipping switches up and down also later [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► during the space battle guided by the [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► force he did not crash into things which [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► was which was a field that's that's how [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► good of a tinker is he's able to design [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► something that only requires flip [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► switching it as he grows up he learns to [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► bang on the dash [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► podracing is a like Mario cards a lot of [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► rubber banding so he was bound to get [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► the blue shell me like the Jedi phones i [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► mean all you do is whack the console [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► hey it's a the force be with you [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► not I'm realizing now that even though [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► we're not even close to halfway through [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► the movie my notes run out rapidly [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► because I think I i lost the will to [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► live were beaten down I feel the same [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► way it was after the Padres just go [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► downhill after a while mine too i took [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► my first break after the Padres and I [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► didn't want to go back I have two [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► sentences written down after the podrace [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► so um I i wanted to talk about the [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► scenes in the Galactic Galactic Senate [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► which are death because they're really [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► boring [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► we already mentioned why does the Trade [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► Federation even get a seat in the Senate [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► I guess that's the corruption it's that [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► corrupt but my note is oh good Robert's [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► Rules of Order in space on floating [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► platforms [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► I recognize the chair and there's a [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► committee and and you know again I've [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► got that question about pot a related [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► her opinions when she's not dressed up [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► as the Queen which is very confusing [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► cadivi as I think rent pointed out when [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► we're watching it [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► how does she get to motion for a [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► no-confidence vote when she's not in the [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► Senate right my feeling there is that is [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► that she's as the ruler she can step in [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► for the for her her senator yeah but [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► governor like for Massachusetts let's [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► just say Massachusetts as a planet-wide [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► all Patrick can't you know vote will be [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► the House of Representatives and Senate [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► this is the Galactic Republic greens are [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► elected either but the problem with this [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► movie is that the political structure is [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► inconsistent haha oh so that's the meat [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► don't say their problems you should see [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► you should see the taxation code [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► speaking of acting uh i should mention [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► the Terence Stamp appears here too and [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► hey kneel before the lord he's a really [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► interesting actor who is completely [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► boring and and speaks in a flat voice [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► and there's nothing to do [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► well I will say and and I gave credit [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► and i will continue to give credit i [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► thinkI and mcdermott does as Palpatine [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► especially I think better is I think [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► he's better as Palpatine then he has is [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► as Darth Sidious [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► just game right like I think that's the [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► thing about him is that he's just going [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► for it like he's the one guy there's [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► like you know what I'm a professional [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► British actor i'm just going to kind of [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► roll with this well [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► also he know the emperor has been [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► defined as a character and let's let's [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► say we've been searching for a [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► protagonist in this movie Palpatine's [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► the protagonist he's the one who makes [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► everything happen [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► he's the title he's created the Phantom [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► Menace right is the only one who has a [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► brain it's funny that as much as these [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► movies ruin the big reveal at the end of [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► empire that the the original trilogy has [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► already ruined this movie's big reveal [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► yeah this movie deserves that means if [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► the fact that hideous and Palpatine are [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► the same is so transparent all you tell [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► the difference between those two but you [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► can tell now the apartment keira [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► knightley is that supposed to be a [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► surprise [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► yeah i mean that's the thing is I i [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► think if you go in not knowing that I [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► think you it might get by you excited [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► from the fact that for me at the very [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► end during the funeral [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► they're like well which one do we kill [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► the master the apprentice whoa panting [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► after the right you know I i know that [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► that seems so obvious and yet I i said [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► to Mike my kids [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► well you know why they're showing him [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► right there like know why is because [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► he's the Emperor the girl who just saw [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► yr even mace windu and Yoda telling each [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► other things they already know [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► exposition so they're telling the [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► audience they're reading their reading [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► things that should never be spoken by [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► human beings that they're not even right [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► are they all this stuff about there's [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► always exactly to that if there's always [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► exactly a have sit relax guys there's [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► not that many of the music Meister yeah [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► I like this got numbers i like to [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► pretend that maybe the Jedi Council is [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► actually just what the Avengers ends up [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► being in the future after nuclear is [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► recruited them all so do it is funny to [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► watch that movie now I think a nick fury [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► he's a he's a Jedi so we we missed [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► something here which is back we go back [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► to Nobu and there's a battle which I [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► actually think is actually I i enjoy the [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► grass field of the putting green the [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► battle of the putting green windows 95 [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► battle the Teletubbies battle whatever [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► it is the rolling grass hills battle GI [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► objects I'll i don't know like chillin [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► toys I had no interest in that battle [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► whatsoever i didn't care about either [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► side it was not interesting tactically [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► was not interesting visually was [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► ridiculous and stupid blue gum balls it [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► had gone ones that had George are owed [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► oh I I didn't mind that battle I i [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► actually had that battle was kind of [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► cool but and I like the dress I like [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► that they hit the droids come on like [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► racks and they are dispensed I was the [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► only good part of that battle was the [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► droids being unfolding from the little [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► things two seconds worth of the ball [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► that's clever ok now never show me this [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► again because i did the same thing you [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► didn't Jedi he wanted to have multiple [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► multiple battle lines going and he [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► wanted them to reach their there may be [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► there at the same point right I keep [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► that says that's his playbook multiple [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► lines of action at everything looks like [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► it's going as bad as it could possibly [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► go for all that once and i'll come out [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► of him and culminated in a climax with [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► the problem is no one cares about any of [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► these things and the only one that's [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► remotely cool as far as far as [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► lightsaber battle and it's not because [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► we care about the characters just [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► because it's cool lightsaber battle I [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► don't we skip all the way ahead to this [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► you're right Steve we did skip ahead [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► mostly because I passed I passed away at [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► some point in time points news but we [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► should talk about the Jedi Council a [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► little bit i want to back up to that [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► because i do have that in my notes the [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► blue guy with the neck [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► whoo-hoo stick talking behind so [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► distracting [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► I know things about that guy is a q-tip [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► I sense much fear in you [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► Yoda says I don't Yoda i have not seen [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► any emotion in this thing in in any and [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► all I was their fear I I sense nothing [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► but you should you be that's perfectly [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► content guys that's the reveal [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► oh that's the whole reason that Anakin [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► is so flat the entire time is so that [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► Yoda can point out that he knows there's [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► fear in him because he can see inside [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► his head even though qui-gon couldn't [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► tell the difference between two teenage [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► girls fear leads to anger anger leads to [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► hate hate leads to suffering suffering [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► leads to sitting stationary and chairs [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► in a circle the second and third moving [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► like again if you have the scene where [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► they're all sitting in these chairs like [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► yoda like this is the puppet Yoda right [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► it's not the CG Yoda until he's walking [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► around later writes it depends which [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► version you watch in the blu-ray version [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► he has been replaced with a cgi version [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► the fact that you're aware of that makes [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► me so sad for you dad i watched i watch [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► that version but he's trapped in that [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► chair and like it removes this essential [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► puppet nas's like everyone is trapped [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► chairs and talking to each other because [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► it's what what Muppets do the bouncy [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► walk right that's how you can tell it's [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► a friggin Muppet if not it's just a [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► little thing sticking out of a chair and [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► like all these scenes just people in [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► chair [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► talking about you could be like a pillow [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► know that you know I think I think [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► remove your essential puppet this is [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► just short of go wash the droid for me [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► as far as I'm concerned the mop it nests [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► and I liked when the Freud looking [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► member of the Jedi Council with the [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► forehead set your thoughts dwell on your [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► mother thought the movie was gonna go in [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► a completely different direction [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► tell me in small words the good things [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► about your mother though it was going at [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► all it sometimes the lightsaber is just [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► the lights favorite to watch the droid [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► Steve that's what I had two notes from [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► the Senate seen since we kind of jumped [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► over that first of all just I totally [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► understand how the Queen got elected [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► because she's a real dynamic presence [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► but secondly what what is it I'm [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► supposed to think about the fact that [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► Jar Jar finds the Queen pitty hot she [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► says she's pretty hot but that's that's [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► like good he was using that is good [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► have you seen Gungan ladies who is this [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► movie The Lord is my question what [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► exqueeze me you know i was saved from [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► that by the fact that i could not [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► understand a word that worried sino [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► couldn't have told us that he says [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► something about her looking something [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► something and he says pitty hot like oh [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► my god we don't know but I think that [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► means something else in going into the [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► brother seriously nothing going to jail [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► exactly warm [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► yeah exactly if I feel sorry for his [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► heavy there's our heads are heavy robes [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► in a really heavy hat [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► why didn't she live under the water and [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► a horrible swamp like normal people in a [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► bubble [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► yeah she did say that Tatooine was too [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► warm for her she's got ventilation [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► problems [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► space is cold Annie so it's we talked [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► about we talked about the the council [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► about the tweet [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► do we have that bit where where can we [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► mentioned briefly Anakin going to say [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► goodbye to Padme because i want to point [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► out that that's the Jimmy McNulty cameo [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► he's the guard who lets me out for not [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► trying to see those if the department's [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► i have here around that area is when [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► they go to the Gungans and this is the [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► worst reading an ally part of the entire [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► movie also terrible writing as usual I [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► asked you to help us [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► no I beg you to help us great riding [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► there how long did you have to think [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► about that she delivers line basically [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► exactly as I did and then the accented [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► crazy line that comes back is I will now [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► explain my internal mom [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► log out loud in adiabatic way you so no [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► thinking you greater than the Gungans me [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► said like that's it that's like that's [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► seriously you left off at Lee and they [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► want to do a little bit of you don't [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► think you're better than me i like that [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► and as NS rationale that doesn't [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► actually make sense you really had no no [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► and that's another minutes just it like [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► this you know right it's not writing [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► it's not even they're not even writing [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► dialogue it's just it just doesn't make [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► any sense that two-headed lightsaber [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► thing was kind of awesome [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► there's some people I some people who [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► are down on that some people in the chat [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► room down and some people like oh I [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► don't like that you kidding out of all [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► the things in this movie that are so [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► incredibly terrible you're not you're [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► gonna be all white slavers can't come [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► out about here's my problem with the [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► double-sided lightsaber the double-sided [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► lightsaber in of itself is cool [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► the fight is really cool it's nicely [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► choreographed only problem is it's just [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► like it's just like anything else [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► everything else we've been saying about [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► the lightsabers where it's just it's too [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► much [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► you're overselling the point of light [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► sabers and you it leads to something [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► like the what happens in the third [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► episode with the guy with like Brazilian [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► lightsabers in the million arms like [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► they just keep on overtopping it i like [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► the idea that some somewhere some stuff [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► Lord was like light server that's cool [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► what if i put two of them together [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► oh this is awesome why didn't I think of [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► this earlier twice as cool what if it [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► had three blades some light sabers are [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► basically razors and from our world [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► yes I do like the fact that he starts up [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► to one side and then wait to be [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► formatted react and it fires up the [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► other do the guys got face paint he [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► knows dramatic beads come on getting it [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► now to me that make up the lightsaber [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► fights in episode 4 through 6 look [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► really odd like that this is what [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► lightsaber face look fights look like [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► Ray part flip it around like a maniac [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► but it's there [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► they're over choreographed there's no [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► ever they spin when they don't need to [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► spend they jump when they don't need to [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► jump [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► there's a video out there on the [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► internet where they stopped the person [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► ducking from when he ducks and the [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► lightsaber would have missed him anyway [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► I i do have to say my this this provides [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► one of my favorite memories of going to [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► see this in the theater because the [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► point where Darth Maul comes in and the [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► jedis shrug off their robes a guy like [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► to lie two rows ahead because all j [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► I'm gonna throw down one of my favorite [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► memories of going to that but you know I [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► again i like i like kinda like Darth [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► Maul I think he's interesting he's in [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► three scenes he has the two lightsabers [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► he jumps around the reason we don't see [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► more people with two lightsabers is [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► because you know it's a it doesn't it [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► doesn't end up well it's more like more [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► like three rows it's although Casey and [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► again practical at these are all the [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► parts of the other thing that I like [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► what I don't like is there is yet [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► another incompetently designed I feel [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► like this was the early and early [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► designed by the same firm that that i [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► designed the Death Star a giant giant [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► power beams bridges without railing [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► riches without handrails people [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► handrails yeah they have them an empire [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► at least right there was Henry the [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► hallway of pointless force field and the [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► hallway of pointless force fields which [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► is one step away from galaxy quest my [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► favorite thing from the carnival when [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► she could have wished she could have [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► speed run through but they already [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► established earlier in the same exact [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► movie the dead i have the ability to [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► speedrun and he does not do that now [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► yeah you would have just taken a [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► lightsaber in the face that would have [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► been felt and totally like a video game [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► arbitrarily blocking you from getting [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► through [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► that's a boss fight yes but it does make [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► one of the one of the best better set [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► pieces i think in the film as dumb as it [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► is because i love the bit where where [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► Darth Maul is walking back and forth [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► menacingly and qui gonn goes down and [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► meditates that isn't over you want jumps [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► up and down to get himself psyched up I [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► mean I it was that scene was over [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► choreographed but like if you look at it [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► in the same vein as like kill bill or [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► crouching tiger hidden dragon those are [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► all over choreographing silly 2 i'm [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► willing to go with that I like those [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► type of fights i'm perfectly i just i [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► don't care about the characters i don't [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► care about anything else is going on in [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► this movie so that's that's the big [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► problem like i think about you know any [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► of these movies you if you don't have [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► any engagement the character plot only [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► thing you can do is try to appreciate it [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► on level of watching like a saturday [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► morning kungfu movie or whatever anyone [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► on that level it's like soso but the [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► Trade Federation their lips don't match [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► their words [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► yeah it's very that there is that vibe [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► going on there were like yeah well I i [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► cut together just the lightsaber battle [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► for that movie and if you put it [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► together in that way it looks like an [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► over choreograph lightsaber battle and [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► they do save it for the end of the movie [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► and it's not that long but its problems [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► like every other problems with [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► it's pointless the whole movie is [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► pointless you don't care about these [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► people it's dumb [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► don't everyone quiet and I was like all [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► the problems that right you could [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► possibly have any kind of narrative are [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► there but just that the choreography [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► yeah it ends in the most imp improbable [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► way possible which is that the guy who [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► clearly does not have advantage because [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► he's hanging from below [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► it's so shocking that he jumped up i [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► will not block first of all he [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► Telegraph's exactly what his next move [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► is going by looking stairs I where the [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► Fallen lightsaber is and then he flies [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► directly over the guy with the active [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► lightsabers head and then even worse and [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► and I can't believe that maybe this has [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► been pointed out before but first time [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► i've noticed it as obi-wan is leaping [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► over his head [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► the lightsaber changes hands that darth [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► maul's lightsaber actually moves from [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► the left to the right hand between [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► scenes matter he's not going to do [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► anything with the lightsaber anyway so [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► it doesn't matter but there's no way he [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► could have actually moved it from hand [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► to hand it's just it's just there's [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► someone waiting on you in here he has [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► complete control over everything that [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► goes on in the film [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► except I guess what the acceptance [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► cruelly and the script and and himself i [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► guess most importantly and he he manages [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► to screw up that crucial moment it's [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► unbelievable i would love to see the how [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► it should have ended things where like [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► as obi-wan flips over the head and get [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► sliced my God's lightsaber like Darth [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► Maul just like intercepts the lightsaber [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► and then stabs him [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► yep and then attaches the lightsaber to [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► the other end is broke up a t-shaped [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► lights and make notes off his parade as [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► a trophy that no no you guys you guys [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► missed the the most important thing [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► which is after after obi-wan is killed [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► by Darth Maul qui-gon gets up and goes [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► alright I gotta that guy [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► high five stars small but they missed ya [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► i thought i would never be rid of him [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► you want to be my powder 1 now see that [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► this was a really elaborate lie just to [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► get rid of obi-wan all man if Liam [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► Neeson turned out to be Darth Sidious [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► wow that would have blown my mind during [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► that scene that I did think of an idea a [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► product idea for the star wars universe [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► mitten clips for lightsabers think about [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► yep it was like how many i even just [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► that in the real star wars movies like [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► it they keep coming out of your hand if [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► you just get one of those little clips [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► that you put that you put the whole [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► depends on the winter it will [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► solve so many plot problem these movies [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► would be solved by a min clip to realize [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► this is the guy with the wii yeah I'm [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► saying the wii straps breaks you really [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► want to get something more sturdy like a [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► mitten clip i live in los angeles what's [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► a mitten clip I've lived near Los [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► Angeles and I know what we strap is is [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► that's another you can have another you [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► haven't go wash your garage glorious the [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► droids and presses the button that takes [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► them into space and flies him directly [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► at the Droid control ship he's too you [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► he's too young to be in the cockpit it's [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► like Space Camp anyone old enough to [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► remember Space Camp [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► yes like it's farce it's like farce at [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► that point like okay we understand it's [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► a kids movie no kid like probably has [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► gotten the space on the robot makes it [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► launched well he just gets in the ship [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► and just fly them into the battle like [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► that's not Star Wars it's not he pushes [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► render button spinning thing could be [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► fun let's do shots a good trick [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► I like to think that darth vader as he [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► spinning away from the destruction of [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► the Empire says hey I'm spinning again I [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► make it I make no connection between [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► those two people [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► none whatsoever QP and somebody explain [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► the design of the of the robot ship [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► no no but they used to be a whole bunch [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► of them but then there was just one and [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► once you flip that one you win [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► apparently why the donut with the with [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► the bite out of it it's it's probably a [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► corporate logo it's like corporate [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► sponsorship of ballparks it's a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► corporate again its death star [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► architecture where there is a real [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► serious design flaw in that the reactor [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► core is right off the hangar deck which [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► you can fly into can and Cheryl [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► accidentally accidentally can someone [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► explain to me why there are a bunch of [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► battle droids just wandering around on [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► the ship we had enough got nowhere to be [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► why do they need to be their security [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► for security for what security patrol [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► and should they be all folded up and [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► stuck in a Iraq and when they're not [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► they're not out to it like there's [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► nobody on the ship to fight security [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► it like feels like five guys in the [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► boonies like five guys except for when [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► the Anakin's like fighter ends up there [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► by accident security for what security [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► building out right there can't be [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► unsupervised some reason there's a jail [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► the death star that the Trade Federation [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► guy is is confident because you'll never [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► get through their shields as they're [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► shooting [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► that the doughnut but the shield does [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► not extend over the door into the hair [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► bay [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► well there's particle shielding ratio [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► thing and I'll got him yeah you can fly [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► a ship which I just gave myself a way to [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► get you those those are fighter pilots [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► have to be really sad to their like a [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► that's one of ours coming out of there [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► it's a kid wow we really suck [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► private pilot's maybe you forgot that [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► the bite was out of the donut like take [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► that that flew off to the planet's [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► surface or something and they forgot [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► they were all stuck on autopilot one of [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► the fighter pilots is from Brooklyn he [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► says deflector shield is too strong [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► yeah yeah also also the the no backup [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► for the great white why is there one [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► Droid control ship I mean even if it had [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► just been there was another one and they [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► blew it up or something that is some [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► other jewelry control thing that they [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► could do but to just have it be well [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► there's this ship that controls all the [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► droids if you kill it then all the drugs [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► just travelers there's yeah there's [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► pairing issues if there's two Droid [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► control ship and the joys don't know [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► which one apparently you don't wanna see [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► split-brain droid is not good who [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► operates where does the jeff goldblum is [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► in the ship with Anakin may upload a [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► virus via powerbook and it can act [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► completely randomly in his except [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► successful exactly the way to charge our [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► is down on Naboo worth his flailing [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► around accidentally shooting people [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► right with a robot gonna get stuck on [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► his foot and ankle yeah i had actually [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► completely blanked out the whole I've [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► only seen this maybe three times and I [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► had completely blanked out the entire [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► sequence of charge are doing stupid [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► things on the planet is I had [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► recollections of that battle actually [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► been kind of cool it well i think it is [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► cool of the most part surgery which is [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► behind your services that's all there is [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► you're right yep the thing that bugs me [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► about Anakin's flight is that he pushes [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► random buttons healing I don't know [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► where the trigger is and it turned out [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► to be the big red button on the control [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► center the one shaped like a trigger [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► that one that's the trigger yeah he was [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► a natural pilot and was one of the [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► greatest pilots oops accidentally [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► started and i met your father he was [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► already a great pilot yes John so John [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► what are we forgetting because i might [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► notice now run out because i had lost [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► the will to live [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► i know because i have my notes start to [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► take on a sort of a suicidal flavor [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► they're so whole ones that I'm not [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► reading or it's just I i did I guess I [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► realized that was I was just writing the [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► words oh god or this is terrible and [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► with no context and thinking it would be [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► clear to you later but it's not it's not [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► clear to me this just says young man up [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► 20 times in a row i doing to do best [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► worst part because if we don't want to [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► have one more point that i get to run [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► but if we do best worst yeah well it [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► will do that this let's let's are what [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► we'll wrap it up III wanted to say my [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► kids I asked them with some fear [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► afterward what they thought of the movie [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► they've seen it several times before and [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► they said it was good i like this is why [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► why did you like it makes it well I like [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► the podrace and and my daughter said she [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► actually really like that double decoy [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► thing that happens at the very end where [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► it's like oh they caught us low but it [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► does the decoy uh and that was it that [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► was all I got out of them so yeah that [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► was that that's what kids think of it [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► again I i have no problem with with your [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► ten-year-old eight-year-old kid's liking [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► the movie the problem is that it's not [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► going to be like those other Star Wars [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► movies where everybody can enjoy it [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► anything you shouldn't have shown this [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► movie to them because when they get [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► older this let's watch that star wars [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► movie that we have fond memories of [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► their gonna go god dad why why I know [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► no but I want them to do that welcome to [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► adulthood children its disappointment ok [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► so so we this has gone on for far too [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► long and this movie is far too terrible [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► so we're going to go around the room one [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► time and I'd like each of you to tell me [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► what you think the best the single best [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► and single worst thing in this movie is [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► and i'm going to start with John alright [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► the best they'll steal probably dance [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► best thing the best thing in this movie [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► is the soundtrack not the soundtrack as [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► it's played in the movie which i think [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► is done poorly and not highlighted all [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► but the soundtrack as it exists on the [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► soundtrack DVD that your CD that you can [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► buy and the reason I say this is because [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► when I stick in like that this music [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► over the menus in the blu-ray version of [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► this thing I when I stick that in and I [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► hear the music sometimes I think like [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► soundtracks for I like soundtracks from [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► movies for video games for TV show [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► sometimes I think are you like [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► soundtracks business soundtrack kind of [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► cheating isn't just a really triggering [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► the good [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► memories you have from the game that you [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► played or that movie that you like to [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► the TV show that you liked when I hear [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► the soundtrack to this movie just [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► playing over the menus or whatever like [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► mixed into my dreams collection i like [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► it but it's obviously has nothing to do [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► with good feelings from the movie [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► because I have such terrible feelings in [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► this movie so this vindicates my love [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► soundtrack say it's not just that you [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► are reliving something that you that you [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► like you can like a soundtrack on its [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► own completely independent of the [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► terrible terrible movies attached to [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► so I like the soundtrack I think it's [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► good i think they should take it and use [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► it in another much better movie proof uh [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► and the the worst thing about this movie [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► always something worse than it's so hard [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► to pick a single worst thing but i have [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► to pick this one because i can give me a [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► twofer [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► I have to pick the script because the [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► script encompasses both the in both the [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► individual like the mic the micro level [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► of the individual lines that are written [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► just terribly and just the overall story [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► because the script the script [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► encompasses that as well there is no way [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► to make a good movie out of the script [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► the end period [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► alright Greg gonna pass now have another [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► bad thing it i enjoyed Ewan McGregor's [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► accent yeah I think that's a good i'll [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► give us access he does i don't think he [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► says any interesting things with it [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► I don't think emotes into it but i like [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► his accent there's there's a rightness [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► to it that I that I can believe that [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► that that tone of voice becomes the [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► obi-wan Kenobi we know the script has [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► been taken I yeah I know I'm gonna have [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► to go with its not drafting Pickens it's [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► okay fair enough mr. forgetting to first [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► picture George Lucas is still on the [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► board you know what you think I like [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► least about this movie is the success of [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► the original trilogy this movie exists [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► because of the success of the original [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► trilogy it's just it's horrible it's [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► cutting its so much of my childhood so [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► much joy so much inspiration so much [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► passion came from Star Wars and then [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► this held me down and [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► spit in my face [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► so basically the will say your your [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► choices the destruction of positive [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► feelings about the previous movie i [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► still have those positive feelings but I [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► i I'm I'm rendered into inarticulate [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► honest okay okay Greg says read the it [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► causes him to be in articulating I think [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► I think that's everybody else is my [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► favorite thing wanting my favorite thing [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► is the sound effects during the podrace [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► I think they're really good [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► you can almost tell which pod is which [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► even if you close your eyes got all that [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► was awesome [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► yeah jon said he was the soundtrack [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► would be using another much better movie [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► the Padre sound effects have been used [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► in other much better movies all the time [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► they're all over the adventures which i [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► distracting at least my least favorite [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► thing is the decision to have Anakin [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► yeppie even whatever to make it is with [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► that grabs you never see him mouth the [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► word i think i think it was done in a [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► couple added that [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► yeah they went out of their way to go [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► after that we tell his highlights Monty [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► stole mine and because i'll just add to [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► that is that it is delivery of a line [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► that sounds like it is happiness forced [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► at gunpoint [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► yeah i think the u.p doesn't work on any [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► level and I don't see how they ever [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► thought it could have originally he [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► shouted socket to me that was strange so [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► they picked up Tim Lippe ran what about [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► my favorite thing about this movie is [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► that it resulted in the game Star Wars [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► Episode one racer because that's a [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► really fun game despite podracing a [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► movie being kinda silly i also I the UH [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► r2d2 has some cool things to do in this [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► movie actually two really can't even [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► even the additions that he gets in later [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► movies he really you know you can't [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► screw with r2d2 he just comes off as [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► looking awesome no matter what my least [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► favorite thing [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► piggybacking on everybody else I cannot [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► stand well no I'll go to my initial [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► point i cannot stand there is no main [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► character in this plot in this story and [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► the fact that [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► the most well-developed well fleshed out [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► characters wat oh alright damn i'm gonna [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► start with my worst thing which is [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► rampant racism [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► fair enough yeah just made me really [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► like again i have watched this movie [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► like like whenever i watch the movie [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► since 1999 or two thousand or so and I [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► think you know being a lot younger at [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► that point a lot of that I just you know [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► I was so blinded by seeing stars movie [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► that call it kinda went over my head but [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► this time it's just it's so it made me [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► cringe [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► I just couldn't take it and it's not [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► it's all over I was kind of surprised [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► when you guys to die hard I was [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► surprised you didn't talk about the [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► sexism and homophobia in that movie when [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► I was not much fun everyone there there [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► is a thing about the height there's a [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► there's the fact that is a movie of a [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► particular time [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► this is the movie over time almost a [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► long time ago yeah yeah yeah I wouldn't [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► andrei / to appear 1945 apparently you [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► know everything go be quite honest [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► having cocktails [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► yeah the racism yes radio is a game exam [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► but that doesn't like coming up firmly [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► against racism also slavery i basically [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► this is george lucas's attempt at making [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► Lincoln Day Lewis was great to start [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► more you know I believe Liam Neeson's [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► actually originally attached to be seen [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► again in Spielberg's Lincoln which you [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► know but then to be over when watch [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► phantom menace again [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► yeah and the best thing about this movie [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► is now that we've done this podcast [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► never have to watch it ever ever again [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► alright and i think steve are you the [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► last to get high except for you or me [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► yeah generously has waited until the end [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► yeah i think you're probably thinking [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► I'm going to say the poop jokes are my [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► favorite thing and we'd be right because [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► there are at least four of that media [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► there's a distressing number of kuzu [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► what but I'm not in in this film they [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► just make me sad because they they prove [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► that that that star wars films have [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► completed their trajectory into the [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► complete the juvenile and no crotch [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► shots you know they haven't completed [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► their directory by this movie you don't [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► think so now there's two more movies [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► after this i don't know i think this is [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► pretty much bargain-basement right here [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► no my favorite thing i'm going to go [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► with the hallway of pointless force [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► fields because it was the one right [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► the one bright shiny thing that I could [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► find in the last 40 minutes of the movie [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► as far as worst thing i'm going to go [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► with the fact that i find it really hard [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► to concentrate on the action in this [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► movie I put the action in quotes because [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► there's just so much crap going on in [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► the background [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► I mean most of it's admittedly more [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► interesting than the actual plot but [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► when i watch this movie because Lucas [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► can't restrain himself [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► I can't focus on what I'm supposed to be [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► paying attention to I mean that the you [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► know Jar Jar is doing his stupid step in [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► poop thing in the foreground and yet i'm [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► off in the distance somewhere that's [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► your brain trying to protect itself [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► that's what's happening [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► yeah i can i can kinda and that's why I [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► didn't see as far as i can tell i didn't [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► even notice all of the jar Jar stuff [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► going on in the battle sequence at the [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► end because there's so much other stuff [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► going on and it's just it's hard to keep [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► track of what's going on [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► alright what's what I'm supposed to be [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► focused on because you don't care about [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► any of it [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► well there's that and then part of the [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► part of problem I think is that this [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► movie is it's a cartoon with that just [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► happens to have some live actors in well [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► live fish was not slam cartoon 0ther [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► cartoons that are way more compelling [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► this is this is who arranged our rabbit [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► it's just one Bob Hoskins short of of [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► being I mean it's it happens we CGI [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► instead of traditional animation but [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► it's still a cartoon that happens to [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► have a few live actors in it and I [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► understand that the natural inclination [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► with the cartoon is is to do things that [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► you could normally do in live action [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► which is fine but Lucas just he can't [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► stop himself from jamming in every [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► conceivable idea however random and [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► pointless so i guess the the inability [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► of george lucas to restrain himself is [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► because the worst thing for me about [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► this film [TS]