The Incomparable

137: Go Wash a Droid

 

  you so know thinking you greater than [TS]

  the Gungans mesa like [TS]

  the incontrovertible number 137 april [TS]

  2013 it is a difficult time for the [TS]

  incomparable podcast panelists they've [TS]

  already spent an hour talking about star [TS]

  wars episode 1 the phantom menace and [TS]

  most importantly about taxation and [TS]

  trade routes and yet there's so much [TS]

  more to be done we've barely begun to [TS]

  scratch the surface of the actual movie [TS]

  beyond that opening part where there's a [TS]

  droid and a bunch of lightsaber stuff [TS]

  and so now we return you to those [TS]

  thrilling days of 1999 with our [TS]

  panelists Steve let's John siracusa [TS]

  Monty actually Dan more'n serenity [TS]

  Caldwell Greg moss and me your host [TS]

  Jason Snell yeah well I'm just I'm [TS]

  trying to blow through some stuff here I [TS]

  we get to Nabu which is Italy I want to [TS]

  ask about the whole Padme there's a [TS]

  queen and a had had made in think she's [TS]

  an elected queen she doesn't use the [TS]

  Clark Kent classes you can have the [TS]

  decency to use Clark Kent classes then [TS]

  we have any way this weekend believe [TS]

  they both Natalie Portman is there is [TS]

  there is a tall split screen is there [TS]

  also a replacement for natalie portman I [TS]

  never understood it when I watched and I [TS]

  still don't understand it [TS]

  I still don't know when it's hers not [TS]

  clear to me when she's the decoy and [TS]

  when she's when and what is not want to [TS]

  indict her sis different actresses she [TS]

  is real up butter ones where Captain [TS]

  office says your highness this is [TS]

  getting very bad perhaps we should [TS]

  consider doing you know things and then [TS]

  the very next scene where she's seen [TS]

  walking down the stairs and they're like [TS]

  we're gonna force you to sign the treaty [TS]

  that is not her she is now padmé and [TS]

  keira knightley is pretending to Karen [TS]

  nightly is pretending to be here okay so [TS]

  apparently apparently they didn't need [TS]

  the Clark Kent glasses because you guys [TS]

  can't tell the difference i can't [TS]

  believe this i was watching it on like [TS]

  who could not who does not recognize now [TS]

  the apartment slips apparently somebody [TS]

  and they're worth a lot of people in [TS]

  this pot John's paying a lot of [TS]

  attention [TS]

  yeah evenin anytime you can see Natalie [TS]

  Portman's face it's clear like that's [TS]

  basically the way it works to me is like [TS]

  in that like without the makeup on like [TS]

  if it's not really about the obvious in [TS]

  her it's not double this just Karen [TS]

  nightly playing frequently it's shaded [TS]

  by the hood that she's got on so yeah [TS]

  yeah but you cannot but she still she's [TS]

  still right initially in my taxi her [TS]

  mouth around pretty distinct on the like [TS]

  is what we're saying she's got a pretty [TS]

  good i'm just i'm really confined on [TS]

  think she does i think you people are is [TS]

  like a you know Queen racism like all [TS]

  bucks look alike you know I put on the [TS]

  makeup alternating Amidala obsessives [TS]

  she's got a pretty good [TS]

  keira knightley does bear a very strong [TS]

  resemblance is she does at least that [TS]

  age [TS]

  certainly you are you telling me of you [TS]

  so I like the switcheroo at the end but [TS]

  there are just many points in this movie [TS]

  and when I don't really know is she was [TS]

  she the handmaiden all along which is [TS]

  just a little summer programs that have [TS]

  bad fit anything like the interesting [TS]

  thing so as a twelve-year-old when this [TS]

  came out there were novelizations [TS]

  there's a novelization of the book and [TS]

  then there were also two Diaries each [TS]

  from the point of view of one from the [TS]

  point of view of anakin and one from the [TS]

  point of view from other madala I could [TS]

  can write ya his desire was crap but I [TS]

  remember nobody can read in Star Wars [TS]

  set [TS]

  yeah dear diary it is very hard to be [TS]

  the queen [TS]

  we are not amused had we dear diary [TS]

  today I met an angel de la madolla book [TS]

  actually has a fairly straight timeline [TS]

  and everything makes sense and [TS]

  apparently they should have used that [TS]

  for the script and not actually the [TS]

  actual script because the actual script [TS]

  it doesn't make any sense when she's [TS]

  switching why she's switching and the [TS]

  only reason why they have that in the [TS]

  movie at all is because so they could [TS]

  pull that switcheroo literary and which [TS]

  is a nice little thing they don't even [TS]

  emphasize a nice little things not it's [TS]

  like either completely ever replace that [TS]

  with something else and just saved us a [TS]

  lot of confusion it sets up a really [TS]

  weird moment when you realize that Keira [TS]

  Knightley as the person who's just there [TS]

  to die in her Queens place just ordered [TS]

  Queen Amidala to go wash a droid [TS]

  yeah totally got it like that there's [TS]

  the thing is like it there's there's so [TS]

  much stuff that is so blatant on the [TS]

  rewatching and yes I understand you [TS]

  already know what's gonna happen you [TS]

  already know there's a decoy but at the [TS]

  same time there's parts where she's like [TS]

  talking to the handmade like it's really [TS]

  dangerous for all of us like you got it [TS]

  like it's just it's yeah it's they beat [TS]

  you over the head with it and and like [TS]

  you're saying it doesn't it doesn't [TS]

  really make any sense in like who [TS]

  today my vote for this person that she [TS]

  have executive powers like I'm worried [TS]

  about the product parliamentary [TS]

  procedures here she's talking to the [TS]

  Prime Minister and and natalie portman [TS]

  is the handmaiden and I keep looking to [TS]

  see if there's gonna be like a little [TS]

  like glance and it's like to hit that [TS]

  her decoys making decisions executive [TS]

  decisions like one of many coins just [TS]

  like I want to put one of my hands to [TS]

  death like what anyone stop her look [TS]

  over the real queen like get a nod or [TS]

  something [TS]

  hey to just be like oh let's do that and [TS]

  when she even have decoys [TS]

  she's an elected official because these [TS]

  people like to elect fourteen-year-old [TS]

  girls to be their leader do they always [TS]

  will have to find the six people willing [TS]

  to die for her [TS]

  it's like it's like the Kevin Cline [TS]

  movie there's a lotta basically and they [TS]

  generally travel on the same transport [TS]

  so if they got shot down they were both [TS]

  guys at a certain point it became like [TS]

  she was being a kind of a jerk to [TS]

  constantly have a decoy like when they [TS]

  went to the Gungans psyches can you go [TS]

  into any situation where you don't put [TS]

  the like lets are we going somewhere [TS]

  let's use a decoy because i think i [TS]

  might be killed it's just a constant [TS]

  like you can't go to the grocery store [TS]

  it's like art wall go to the grocery [TS]

  store but let's have a decoy car [TS]

  deliveries during our walk behind like [TS]

  everywhere you got it this is like non [TS]

  heroic to constantly go everywhere and [TS]

  have lead with your decoy because what [TS]

  you're basically saying I do with my [TS]

  decoys like a Saddam Hussein thing like [TS]

  he had decoyed it's not it's not an [TS]

  honorable the real queen is in a spider [TS]

  hole somewhere if you knew she was gonna [TS]

  be responsible for the next two movies [TS]

  you want to kill her too but i gotta go [TS]

  with whoever it was it like it was it [TS]

  stever montior great who said the making [TS]

  the the Queen wash the droid that just [TS]

  that just makes no sense to make knows [TS]

  that she's just like really getting off [TS]

  on this like I'd like it to be queen now [TS]

  you go watch a droid like me again she [TS]

  could have her thrown out the airlock [TS]

  and then where will we be washed droid [TS]

  is the best euphemism I've heard [TS]

  go wash it right the confusion also [TS]

  ruins what what could have actually been [TS]

  a pretty good moment which is where [TS]

  Anakin goes to say goodbye to to Padme [TS]

  and she responds the queen who I assume [TS]

  at that point as Padme says I'm sure hot [TS]

  goes with you right [TS]

  it's it's clear i'm thinking about it [TS]

  that yeah that's probably Padme that's [TS]

  that's actually the Queen at that point [TS]

  I still can't believe you people can't [TS]

  tell the difference to actors and not at [TS]

  all my machine full head dress in her [TS]

  dressing room in that soon you can take [TS]

  that goes address the Senate yeah she [TS]

  just got back from a meeting changes [TS]

  clothes a lot for somebody with such a [TS]

  complicated wardrobe [TS]

  yes and apparently she has a big [TS]

  wardrobe on that tiny little ship yes [TS]

  but they do consider selling her [TS]

  wardrobe is to pay for the hyperdrive so [TS]

  it tells you what kind of clothes she's [TS]

  cut John's lip recognition is so strong [TS]

  that if he were an enemy agent he would [TS]

  know maybe able to assassinate me if we [TS]

  just as seriously you start school [TS]

  pictures of those actresses headshots [TS]

  Hare Hare hidden or pulled back and you [TS]

  saw this white base with distracting red [TS]

  makeup [TS]

  yeah sadly you can't make your Italian [TS]

  different super-famous how could you not [TS]

  know what they look like [TS]

  I mean because i had weird because it's [TS]

  just so weird with the white face and [TS]

  the funny red things a little more cells [TS]

  are so into the you're gonna hear metal [TS]

  them apart i think so i think we're [TS]

  missing the big point which is that the [TS]

  Jedi who can apparently like real people [TS]

  talk about anything that's how it got [TS]

  good time that is a ship or a or a [TS]

  lightsaber on an iPad that's on the [TS]

  other side room but he can't tell if its [TS]

  Keira Knightley yeah people that that's [TS]

  the same test Bill Murray using [TS]

  Ghostbusters and these are generally use [TS]

  mind control at a moment's notice just [TS]

  to get out of mildly annoying [TS]

  conversation yes so okay I i wanna i [TS]

  wanna move ahead to the podrace now [TS]

  because we do but wait there's more [TS]

  and and and also point out speaking of [TS]

  stupid things the Jedi do i was struck [TS]

  really Jedi this is the best you've got [TS]

  is why don't we enter a race and bet our [TS]

  entire spaceship and on this kid that's [TS]

  the best idea you have gone strategic [TS]

  genius [TS]

  well the best part in the discussions of [TS]

  that decision of like the script has to [TS]

  fence in this decision to [TS]

  make it would be the decision so it's [TS]

  like well do you know any people are [TS]

  friendly Federation open on this planet [TS]

  up I guess you're right this is it like [TS]

  they have this discussion where it [TS]

  several alternatives are offered and [TS]

  shut down by this random slave woman who [TS]

  you just met and he's like well but that [TS]

  you know there it is it's perfectly [TS]

  logical i don't have money can't get [TS]

  money even though i'm a jedi there's no [TS]

  one else here is friendly so this kid [TS]

  think that's it that's the only choice [TS]

  ya mind control water the only creature [TS]

  we've ever met that can't have is that [TS]

  is you and Jedi powers second job is all [TS]

  java technically and water tells him [TS]

  that that nobody else on Tatooine is [TS]

  likely to have a replacement for their [TS]

  leaking hyperdrive but it's gonna take [TS]

  that at face value ok he's probably tell [TS]

  me the truth [TS]

  this guy's not shifty at all don't look [TS]

  on ebay you wouldn't be able to go ahead [TS]

  hey don't don't walk across to the other [TS]

  15 parts dealers and Tatooine know he [TS]

  could at least use his Jedi powers on [TS]

  someone else to steal their money and [TS]

  then give it to Pato I feel like this [TS]

  would have would have worked a little [TS]

  bit better if the diversion to Tatooine [TS]

  had been more dramatic like they were [TS]

  going to crash and they had to go to [TS]

  Tatooine and that things were kinda [TS]

  busted up and hyperdrive is leaking and [TS]

  something weird a secret but it happens [TS]

  almost as an aside like oh the [TS]

  hyperdrive has a leak so we have to go [TS]

  to Tatooine negative will go this way [TS]

  there's a labor gas station and get a [TS]

  pet dog either watch the ship it was it [TS]

  was leaking medic lorians there in short [TS]

  supply man there's no drama in that and [TS]

  so when they get there they don't seem [TS]

  that desperate so that that that struck [TS]

  me as as a problem and then we so you [TS]

  know and Yankees virgin birth and middle [TS]

  chlorines all that but then but then [TS]

  there's this podrace we're very much [TS]

  risk as the midi-chlorians before after [TS]

  that because i have one point on the [TS]

  medical or after ok that apartment [TS]

  apartment he's a he's talking to is a [TS]

  lady's razor and and I realize that's [TS]

  after that he where he's got a device [TS]

  powerful enough to take a blood sample [TS]

  but not to end right so that was one of [TS]

  those my points wanna get in this one he [TS]

  radios the slide over the Internet [TS]

  right now you at least you didn't send [TS]

  analysis of the blood because it becomes [TS]

  sent an analysis of the blood of the [TS]

  innocent we have analysis right there he [TS]

  sent the blood over the Internet to the [TS]

  other computer that then analyzed the [TS]

  blood and yells him to the Medical [TS]

  you're missing the point [TS]

  it's Monty is totally right he's doing [TS]

  it just to show up obi-wan and how ya [TS]

  powerful mr. lb1 look what I found [TS]

  yeah well what's your middle area and [TS]

  can do you wanna do you think Jedi sit [TS]

  around the locker room comparing [TS]

  midi-chlorian counts each and every one [TS]

  there's the one Jedi who hides in the [TS]

  corner the locker room to put a short [TS]

  son i could do this blood analysis [TS]

  myself but you to get was already [TS]

  bleeding and then he poked him anyway to [TS]

  get the last I didn't need the blood was [TS]

  already clearly on the surface the hell [TS]

  yeah yeah I want to do with me actually [TS]

  checked his blood for infections not [TS]

  what the Jedi lying all the time doesn't [TS]

  have any effect midi-chlorians are dad [TS]

  wanted to take your blood for infections [TS]

  like the force of Darth Maul shows up at [TS]

  this point to and I wanted to say i [TS]

  kinda like Darth Maul he sort of [TS]

  interesting increased because he has no [TS]

  lines three scenes yes all three lines [TS]

  oh my he's focusing as a very [TS]

  emasculating ride though once he gets [TS]

  out on Tatooine he verizon this badass [TS]

  ship and he climbs on this little [TS]

  motorcycle thing which is totally not [TS]

  doing anything for him and the first [TS]

  thing he does is drive over a cliff [TS]

  that's kind of cool yet the third way he [TS]

  drives it over the cliff and I just [TS]

  thought like wow that was the end of [TS]

  that guy scary but not very smart [TS]

  it sounds for all the world like cydia [TS]

  says his apprentices bars [TS]

  excuse me party on Wayne Sidious I mean [TS]

  but also i like the fact that he [TS]

  introduces him to the to the whatever [TS]

  the healthy the Trade Federation guys [TS]

  and he has to like appear in his [TS]

  holographic form like hey how's it going [TS]

  what is that like what why why even [TS]

  Palpatine has to do exposition that's a [TS]

  healthy master Padawan relationship [TS]

  come-come step into the webcam view but [TS]

  as any trying to keep this whole thing [TS]

  like secret hunting isn't the whole [TS]

  point like know what secrets it guys [TS]

  were scary like we should definitely [TS]

  reveal his existence to way more people [TS]

  especially these obvious and competence [TS]

  training I don't understand anything [TS]

  they say it'll be fun [TS]

  yes that's a good point anyway I feel [TS]

  bad for dark ball because he shows up [TS]

  and say he's kinda interesting that we [TS]

  don't see many [TS]

  apparently he spends the entire plot of [TS]

  the podrace wandering around the desert [TS]

  looking for nothing that you seen this [TS]

  boy the problem the probe droids you're [TS]

  looking for [TS]

  he doesn't do anything he sends his [TS]

  little he sends his balls out to do the [TS]

  work that's true that's true he has his [TS]

  little less sensor balls that go out and [TS]

  and he said he kicks back and watches TV [TS]

  I'd like that is a split screen where [TS]

  Darth Maul's watching TV in his [TS]

  spaceship while obi-wan is watching TV [TS]

  and their spaceship while the rest of [TS]

  the plot goes on i would like to see [TS]

  that mr. dr. like playing video games [TS]

  against each other was like yeah it's [TS]

  like pong know they're like to call of [TS]

  duty [TS]

  yeah well they're they're watching [TS]

  wayne's world obviously part of this the [TS]

  star wars universe is based on wayne's [TS]

  world and full house party on a full [TS]

  house and the end of the bigger basket [TS]

  so we've pretty much established the [TS]

  cannon brilliant i have a question about [TS]

  the Padres where kind of a warning shots [TS]

  you're the only one huh [TS]

  ok it's the reason they had to do the [TS]

  podraces because gambling on the podrace [TS]

  is what the entire economy is based on [TS]

  CS and I'll Joe and moisture football [TS]

  always wins and practically everybody [TS]

  always dies and the potty racers blow up [TS]

  every race [TS]

  yes if the gambling seems like it would [TS]

  be extremely one-sided and I don't I [TS]

  don't see why you would have a problem [TS]

  with it if not an airtight system really [TS]

  what what's your question yes what is [TS]

  what is the quest [TS]

  whoo that's the second time I've been [TS]

  here three days so but when every time [TS]

  he's also the only survivor [TS]

  I would've been on this human well [TS]

  there's a lot of media to crash-land [TS]

  when their hyperdrive starts leaking [TS]

  always liked the lost island it's got [TS]

  some kind of tractor on transfer may [TS]

  also to actually answer your question [TS]

  literally I it maybe people betting on [TS]

  the second and third-place winners are [TS]

  betting who's going to crap place and [TS]

  show her i'll take that other bets [TS]

  Sebulba and the guy with the student [TS]

  roads that seems pretty sophisticated [TS]

  for Tatooine gets that justifies an [TS]

  economy based on racing all these things [TS]

  I'm sure going streaks sebald so Bob [TS]

  always wins you know for the three [TS]

  months and then he dies in the next guy [TS]

  who reads comes up yeah maybe i'm gonna [TS]

  get the guy with the long neck with [TS]

  Sebulba yo that 400 to win 450 but it [TS]

  would hear i have to have to give it [TS]

  some [TS]

  credit to the padres because the pod [TS]

  race is a race it's a coherent thing [TS]

  that happens it's there's some tension [TS]

  about who's in first or second-place not [TS]

  that we think they're going to lose but [TS]

  at least at least it's it's it's a [TS]

  sensible story I understand how race [TS]

  works understand people going fast I [TS]

  understand laps understand wanting to [TS]

  win and that's something that can't be [TS]

  said for almost the entirety of this [TS]

  movie right none of it makes any sense [TS]

  in any rational way and you have any [TS]

  connection to whatsoever at least racing [TS]

  is something that could possibly finally [TS]

  connect with normal people o racing I [TS]

  know racing so something but let me try [TS]

  let me throw out a question here just [TS]

  because I'm I'm curious why do you strap [TS]

  the engines to the front like so that [TS]

  you're behind the exhaust the whole time [TS]

  because they're going ragging they're [TS]

  off to the side that you're sitting in [TS]

  so you can reference manager vendor or [TS]

  reason yeah yeah I get that but they [TS]

  obviously haven't seen been her in this [TS]

  universe if so my question did Wales [TS]

  world in full house why not been why not [TS]

  just put them on the back of the pod [TS]

  where makes perfect sense because then [TS]

  you're upfront and you're going to be [TS]

  hitting all those things that your giant [TS]

  engines hit it doesn't matter you die [TS]

  either way we've seen this unless you're [TS]

  Sebulba in which case you just slide to [TS]

  a halt and say poo do it was only going [TS]

  400 miles an hour that's like asking why [TS]

  wear a helmet if you hit something at [TS]

  900 miles per hour [TS]

  it's just slightly safe here the things [TS]

  I noticed about the podrace Greg Proops [TS]

  is in it as a five-day Brock saying [TS]

  things that are supposed to be funny but [TS]

  aren't really funny [TS]

  it looks great it sounds great it is [TS]

  wait [TS]

  it is way too long and the line that [TS]

  made me laugh out loud this time is [TS]

  Threepio says he has to complete two [TS]

  more circuits settings dear is android [TS]

  right yeah but no but I i love it [TS]

  because he's actually commenting but [TS]

  that's way that's it's 20 dear we're [TS]

  going to be here along this because [TS]

  there's 22 more lab I don't find that [TS]

  the pod racing scene in terminal because [TS]

  again it has no dialogue so I'm [TS]

  blessedly spared that and it is a Racine [TS]

  not listening to Greg Proops huh [TS]

  hey I just don't care I don't but it's [TS]

  like watching somebody else play a video [TS]

  game or were literally watching the [TS]

  movie go around in circles at least [TS]

  moving that the reason the podrace seems [TS]

  long is because this is the first time [TS]

  in the course of the film and what are [TS]

  we had like here 40 minutes where we [TS]

  spent more than 30 seconds on any given [TS]

  situation we've encountered always in [TS]

  battle droids droidekas boss noss the [TS]

  gigantic fish and all these are just [TS]

  setup and dispatch within like two [TS]

  seconds and without the tiniest little [TS]

  bit of tension and understand their [TS]

  incoherent and inconsequential least we [TS]

  know there's something on the line here [TS]

  something stupid but something on the [TS]

  line right it's a race and you know it's [TS]

  it's finally like something that you put [TS]

  together and I think the racing itself [TS]

  is reasonably coherent and that you [TS]

  could tell what's going on in the race [TS]

  you can tell who is in what position yes [TS]

  what what each person is in each [TS]

  situation which like and the thing was [TS]

  just baseline competence of the shooting [TS]

  anything about anything and finally you [TS]

  have one here you do have the reaction [TS]

  shots of the crowd with your execrable [TS]

  and should just like just don't look at [TS]

  those at all like just close your eyes [TS]

  and wait till they get back to the [TS]

  racers there they're using iPads to [TS]

  watch the yeah near them [TS]

  that's my favorite part of the race [TS]

  scene is that Anakin's mother doesn't [TS]

  want to watch you know she keeps turning [TS]

  her face away but they make her hold the [TS]

  bike [TS]

  yeah I I don't you get his iPads with [TS]

  the Viking horn it's just a really [TS]

  excellent saving go watch this $99 why [TS]

  do you go in to watch it at the stadium [TS]

  when it's only like they're only in [TS]

  front of you for 30 seconds yeah but [TS]

  people do that a different for car races [TS]

  not only good for baseball games never [TS]

  going to baseball games on the kid I see [TS]

  it was a little miniature TV up in the [TS]

  cheap seats with make it but where the [TS]

  where the pod racing is watching people [TS]

  play with somebody play a videogame [TS]

  everything up till that point has been [TS]

  watching somebody to a speedrun who [TS]

  already knows where everything is you [TS]

  know and and just he has the walkthrough [TS]

  by his side and he just blast through [TS]

  everything without there being any [TS]

  concern whatsoever and all the sudden we [TS]

  have a situation where there's at some [TS]

  actual tension there's a chance the kid [TS]

  might lose all we know he's not going to [TS]

  stand the sound sound design i could [TS]

  change that sounds really good i like [TS]

  the the pod racer design even though it [TS]

  makes no sense just because it looks [TS]

  kind of interesting and I think the this [TS]

  is one area where the effects actually [TS]

  do hold up with is almost nothing real [TS]

  in this entire thing and it looks fine [TS]

  and I think the one thing they blow [TS]

  ironically is the music which is it has [TS]

  a reused q it's just really weird time [TS]

  that distracting every time is that [TS]

  there's a the queue is really [TS]

  used from when they escaped Naboo on the [TS]

  spaceship exact same music yeah that's [TS]

  weird because the rest of the movie john [TS]

  williams is killing it like John [TS]

  Williams determined that it's all super [TS]

  exciting whatever nonsense is happening [TS]

  on screen yeah i agree i think the one [TS]

  of the few bright spots of the Phantom [TS]

  Menace is the score is actually pretty [TS]

  damn good [TS]

  yes butBut how it's used in the movie is [TS]

  not going to almost be better if it [TS]

  wasn't so good though because it yet you [TS]

  reflect the fact that the movie is so [TS]

  dismal now if you just mute if you could [TS]

  just meet the dialogue [TS]

  well no but i think the score is not [TS]

  used well in the movie like we want [TS]

  everyone to have the soundtrack and [TS]

  listen to the soundtrack the soundtrack [TS]

  is so much other than it's come to this [TS]

  cut to ribbons because i had a i bought [TS]

  the when the movie came out i bought the [TS]

  soundtrack and to get started because I [TS]

  spoil the plot for my spoiled yes [TS]

  thursday night yeah I got your roll [TS]

  a-trak I looked at it I happened to pick [TS]

  it up in the store like three days [TS]

  before i went to the movie and I was [TS]

  really pissed off but the fact is that [TS]

  that cut of the original soundtrack is [TS]

  really terrible i mean and then later on [TS]

  they finally released a two disc version [TS]

  which is actually very good but it's I [TS]

  agree that it's misused in a lot of [TS]

  places and its kind of cut up to ribbons [TS]

  and it doesn't really it's weird that it [TS]

  doesn't like they couldn't you know come [TS]

  up with a new q4 that seem like they [TS]

  couldn't bring down with his back for a [TS]

  couple hours ever right up something [TS]

  like I don't know it's it's very it's [TS]

  the one of the weak points in that in [TS]

  that sequence the other weak point for [TS]

  me being right after Anakin wins watch [TS]

  his friends try to highlight and that is [TS]

  that is why it's all that awesome and [TS]

  then think about that I chose nice i was [TS]

  it i paused it to show this to my wife [TS]

  because I can't believe she hadn't seen [TS]

  mike has that seems like what are you [TS]

  talking about like you don't you don't [TS]

  know that scene that is the like the [TS]

  thing is that's the take they use I [TS]

  think about that I just shake my head is [TS]

  one was saying like they must have been [TS]

  fed bad line readings i was thinking the [TS]

  heated everything in one take and like [TS]

  that's it that's the one we're using [TS]

  like that's the one you're using that's [TS]

  the one the guy in the mask couldn't see [TS]

  the kid and it's like three abortive [TS]

  attempts to high-five it's just the most [TS]

  awkward it's the most awkward thing I've [TS]

  ever seen on film and that's the take [TS]

  that you like it you could cut out of [TS]

  the movie there's no reason to be like [TS]

  nope that's the take we got it in one [TS]

  next exit on microcosm of the entire [TS]

  film the same thing happens on the Trade [TS]

  Federation [TS]

  at on the bridge there's a navigator [TS]

  down in the lower corner of the screen [TS]

  who can't find the buttons that are [TS]

  supposed to be pushing because they have [TS]

  a mask on and there's so much attention [TS]

  paid to you know all of the cgi stuff [TS]

  all of the tiny little details that go [TS]

  into that but nobody's actually watching [TS]

  with the human beings on the green [TS]

  screen are doing they're just fumbling [TS]

  around bumping into things that we think [TS]

  one of those kids was George Lucas's [TS]

  daughter she was in the same when [TS]

  looking at the Padres area in fact i [TS]

  think two of them are because I think [TS]

  they're i looked up in there were two [TS]

  people in java and implicit behind job [TS]

  there's one of his daughters and I [TS]

  believe in that and the other daughter [TS]

  is definitely when they're looking at [TS]

  his pod racer and he just got it set up [TS]

  and she's in the back she has a line she [TS]

  has a align that she delivers as badly [TS]

  as everyone else delivered online that's [TS]

  so wizard well least he didn't have [TS]

  favoritism the little kids are just bad [TS]

  news period i mean it's bad enough [TS]

  you've got Jake Lloyd stinking the place [TS]

  up but then you throw 45 others in there [TS]

  you got one kid saying this is this is [TS]

  so wizard a nice 1i hell is that kid has [TS]

  the best line rings in the movies [TS]

  besides Palpatine what we also learn [TS]

  about the pod racing is that Anakin's [TS]

  pot is way faster than any other pod [TS]

  because he starts way behind is like 20 [TS]

  account of the time is like 25 seconds [TS]

  behind so it had better be fast at seven [TS]

  catches up and the only way that that [TS]

  it's even close after he catches up is [TS]

  is the various sorts of sabotage that [TS]

  happened to him which are physical acts [TS]

  of sabotage all of which he fixes by [TS]

  flipping switch and it was really smart [TS]

  of him to build that little door in his [TS]

  pod that can close over the place [TS]

  exactly where Sebulba just happened to [TS]

  sabotage spot [TS]

  yeah well that is good to see into the [TS]

  future little bits the fastest hunk of [TS]

  junk in the galaxy [TS]

  he's also Han Solo's dad it's really you [TS]

  know Anna can use the Force to pull the [TS]

  broken cable back to him to magnet and [TS]

  the mac safe they use this max it for [TS]

  other engines and moderate how they were [TS]

  easily yet with mannequins entire [TS]

  excellent piloting skills are just [TS]

  flipping switches up and down also later [TS]

  during the space battle guided by the [TS]

  force he did not crash into things which [TS]

  was which was a field that's that's how [TS]

  good of a tinker is he's able to design [TS]

  something that only requires flip [TS]

  switching it as he grows up he learns to [TS]

  bang on the dash [TS]

  podracing is a like Mario cards a lot of [TS]

  rubber banding so he was bound to get [TS]

  the blue shell me like the Jedi phones i [TS]

  mean all you do is whack the console [TS]

  hey it's a the force be with you [TS]

  not I'm realizing now that even though [TS]

  we're not even close to halfway through [TS]

  the movie my notes run out rapidly [TS]

  because I think I i lost the will to [TS]

  live were beaten down I feel the same [TS]

  way it was after the Padres just go [TS]

  downhill after a while mine too i took [TS]

  my first break after the Padres and I [TS]

  didn't want to go back I have two [TS]

  sentences written down after the podrace [TS]

  so um I i wanted to talk about the [TS]

  scenes in the Galactic Galactic Senate [TS]

  which are death because they're really [TS]

  boring [TS]

  we already mentioned why does the Trade [TS]

  Federation even get a seat in the Senate [TS]

  I guess that's the corruption it's that [TS]

  corrupt but my note is oh good Robert's [TS]

  Rules of Order in space on floating [TS]

  platforms [TS]

  I recognize the chair and there's a [TS]

  committee and and you know again I've [TS]

  got that question about pot a related [TS]

  her opinions when she's not dressed up [TS]

  as the Queen which is very confusing [TS]

  cadivi as I think rent pointed out when [TS]

  we're watching it [TS]

  how does she get to motion for a [TS]

  no-confidence vote when she's not in the [TS]

  Senate right my feeling there is that is [TS]

  that she's as the ruler she can step in [TS]

  for the for her her senator yeah but [TS]

  governor like for Massachusetts let's [TS]

  just say Massachusetts as a planet-wide [TS]

  all Patrick can't you know vote will be [TS]

  the House of Representatives and Senate [TS]

  this is the Galactic Republic greens are [TS]

  elected either but the problem with this [TS]

  movie is that the political structure is [TS]

  inconsistent haha oh so that's the meat [TS]

  don't say their problems you should see [TS]

  you should see the taxation code [TS]

  speaking of acting uh i should mention [TS]

  the Terence Stamp appears here too and [TS]

  hey kneel before the lord he's a really [TS]

  interesting actor who is completely [TS]

  boring and and speaks in a flat voice [TS]

  and there's nothing to do [TS]

  well I will say and and I gave credit [TS]

  and i will continue to give credit i [TS]

  thinkI and mcdermott does as Palpatine [TS]

  especially I think better is I think [TS]

  he's better as Palpatine then he has is [TS]

  as Darth Sidious [TS]

  just game right like I think that's the [TS]

  thing about him is that he's just going [TS]

  for it like he's the one guy there's [TS]

  like you know what I'm a professional [TS]

  British actor i'm just going to kind of [TS]

  roll with this well [TS]

  also he know the emperor has been [TS]

  defined as a character and let's let's [TS]

  say we've been searching for a [TS]

  protagonist in this movie Palpatine's [TS]

  the protagonist he's the one who makes [TS]

  everything happen [TS]

  he's the title he's created the Phantom [TS]

  Menace right is the only one who has a [TS]

  brain it's funny that as much as these [TS]

  movies ruin the big reveal at the end of [TS]

  empire that the the original trilogy has [TS]

  already ruined this movie's big reveal [TS]

  yeah this movie deserves that means if [TS]

  the fact that hideous and Palpatine are [TS]

  the same is so transparent all you tell [TS]

  the difference between those two but you [TS]

  can tell now the apartment keira [TS]

  knightley is that supposed to be a [TS]

  surprise [TS]

  yeah i mean that's the thing is I i [TS]

  think if you go in not knowing that I [TS]

  think you it might get by you excited [TS]

  from the fact that for me at the very [TS]

  end during the funeral [TS]

  they're like well which one do we kill [TS]

  the master the apprentice whoa panting [TS]

  after the right you know I i know that [TS]

  that seems so obvious and yet I i said [TS]

  to Mike my kids [TS]

  well you know why they're showing him [TS]

  right there like know why is because [TS]

  he's the Emperor the girl who just saw [TS]

  yr even mace windu and Yoda telling each [TS]

  other things they already know [TS]

  exposition so they're telling the [TS]

  audience they're reading their reading [TS]

  things that should never be spoken by [TS]

  human beings that they're not even right [TS]

  are they all this stuff about there's [TS]

  always exactly to that if there's always [TS]

  exactly a have sit relax guys there's [TS]

  not that many of the music Meister yeah [TS]

  I like this got numbers i like to [TS]

  pretend that maybe the Jedi Council is [TS]

  actually just what the Avengers ends up [TS]

  being in the future after nuclear is [TS]

  recruited them all so do it is funny to [TS]

  watch that movie now I think a nick fury [TS]

  he's a he's a Jedi so we we missed [TS]

  something here which is back we go back [TS]

  to Nobu and there's a battle which I [TS]

  actually think is actually I i enjoy the [TS]

  grass field of the putting green the [TS]

  battle of the putting green windows 95 [TS]

  battle the Teletubbies battle whatever [TS]

  it is the rolling grass hills battle GI [TS]

  objects I'll i don't know like chillin [TS]

  toys I had no interest in that battle [TS]

  whatsoever i didn't care about either [TS]

  side it was not interesting tactically [TS]

  was not interesting visually was [TS]

  ridiculous and stupid blue gum balls it [TS]

  had gone ones that had George are owed [TS]

  oh I I didn't mind that battle I i [TS]

  actually had that battle was kind of [TS]

  cool but and I like the dress I like [TS]

  that they hit the droids come on like [TS]

  racks and they are dispensed I was the [TS]

  only good part of that battle was the [TS]

  droids being unfolding from the little [TS]

  things two seconds worth of the ball [TS]

  that's clever ok now never show me this [TS]

  again because i did the same thing you [TS]

  didn't Jedi he wanted to have multiple [TS]

  multiple battle lines going and he [TS]

  wanted them to reach their there may be [TS]

  there at the same point right I keep [TS]

  that says that's his playbook multiple [TS]

  lines of action at everything looks like [TS]

  it's going as bad as it could possibly [TS]

  go for all that once and i'll come out [TS]

  of him and culminated in a climax with [TS]

  the problem is no one cares about any of [TS]

  these things and the only one that's [TS]

  remotely cool as far as far as [TS]

  lightsaber battle and it's not because [TS]

  we care about the characters just [TS]

  because it's cool lightsaber battle I [TS]

  don't we skip all the way ahead to this [TS]

  you're right Steve we did skip ahead [TS]

  mostly because I passed I passed away at [TS]

  some point in time points news but we [TS]

  should talk about the Jedi Council a [TS]

  little bit i want to back up to that [TS]

  because i do have that in my notes the [TS]

  blue guy with the neck [TS]

  whoo-hoo stick talking behind so [TS]

  distracting [TS]

  I know things about that guy is a q-tip [TS]

  I sense much fear in you [TS]

  Yoda says I don't Yoda i have not seen [TS]

  any emotion in this thing in in any and [TS]

  all I was their fear I I sense nothing [TS]

  but you should you be that's perfectly [TS]

  content guys that's the reveal [TS]

  oh that's the whole reason that Anakin [TS]

  is so flat the entire time is so that [TS]

  Yoda can point out that he knows there's [TS]

  fear in him because he can see inside [TS]

  his head even though qui-gon couldn't [TS]

  tell the difference between two teenage [TS]

  girls fear leads to anger anger leads to [TS]

  hate hate leads to suffering suffering [TS]

  leads to sitting stationary and chairs [TS]

  in a circle the second and third moving [TS]

  like again if you have the scene where [TS]

  they're all sitting in these chairs like [TS]

  yoda like this is the puppet Yoda right [TS]

  it's not the CG Yoda until he's walking [TS]

  around later writes it depends which [TS]

  version you watch in the blu-ray version [TS]

  he has been replaced with a cgi version [TS]

  the fact that you're aware of that makes [TS]

  me so sad for you dad i watched i watch [TS]

  that version but he's trapped in that [TS]

  chair and like it removes this essential [TS]

  puppet nas's like everyone is trapped [TS]

  chairs and talking to each other because [TS]

  it's what what Muppets do the bouncy [TS]

  walk right that's how you can tell it's [TS]

  a friggin Muppet if not it's just a [TS]

  little thing sticking out of a chair and [TS]

  like all these scenes just people in [TS]

  chair [TS]

  talking about you could be like a pillow [TS]

  know that you know I think I think [TS]

  remove your essential puppet this is [TS]

  just short of go wash the droid for me [TS]

  as far as I'm concerned the mop it nests [TS]

  and I liked when the Freud looking [TS]

  member of the Jedi Council with the [TS]

  forehead set your thoughts dwell on your [TS]

  mother thought the movie was gonna go in [TS]

  a completely different direction [TS]

  tell me in small words the good things [TS]

  about your mother though it was going at [TS]

  all it sometimes the lightsaber is just [TS]

  the lights favorite to watch the droid [TS]

  Steve that's what I had two notes from [TS]

  the Senate seen since we kind of jumped [TS]

  over that first of all just I totally [TS]

  understand how the Queen got elected [TS]

  because she's a real dynamic presence [TS]

  but secondly what what is it I'm [TS]

  supposed to think about the fact that [TS]

  Jar Jar finds the Queen pitty hot she [TS]

  says she's pretty hot but that's that's [TS]

  like good he was using that is good [TS]

  have you seen Gungan ladies who is this [TS]

  movie The Lord is my question what [TS]

  exqueeze me you know i was saved from [TS]

  that by the fact that i could not [TS]

  understand a word that worried sino [TS]

  couldn't have told us that he says [TS]

  something about her looking something [TS]

  something and he says pitty hot like oh [TS]

  my god we don't know but I think that [TS]

  means something else in going into the [TS]

  brother seriously nothing going to jail [TS]

  exactly warm [TS]

  yeah exactly if I feel sorry for his [TS]

  heavy there's our heads are heavy robes [TS]

  in a really heavy hat [TS]

  why didn't she live under the water and [TS]

  a horrible swamp like normal people in a [TS]

  bubble [TS]

  yeah she did say that Tatooine was too [TS]

  warm for her she's got ventilation [TS]

  problems [TS]

  space is cold Annie so it's we talked [TS]

  about we talked about the the council [TS]

  about the tweet [TS]

  do we have that bit where where can we [TS]

  mentioned briefly Anakin going to say [TS]

  goodbye to Padme because i want to point [TS]

  out that that's the Jimmy McNulty cameo [TS]

  he's the guard who lets me out for not [TS]

  trying to see those if the department's [TS]

  i have here around that area is when [TS]

  they go to the Gungans and this is the [TS]

  worst reading an ally part of the entire [TS]

  movie also terrible writing as usual I [TS]

  asked you to help us [TS]

  no I beg you to help us great riding [TS]

  there how long did you have to think [TS]

  about that she delivers line basically [TS]

  exactly as I did and then the accented [TS]

  crazy line that comes back is I will now [TS]

  explain my internal mom [TS]

  log out loud in adiabatic way you so no [TS]

  thinking you greater than the Gungans me [TS]

  said like that's it that's like that's [TS]

  seriously you left off at Lee and they [TS]

  want to do a little bit of you don't [TS]

  think you're better than me i like that [TS]

  and as NS rationale that doesn't [TS]

  actually make sense you really had no no [TS]

  and that's another minutes just it like [TS]

  this you know right it's not writing [TS]

  it's not even they're not even writing [TS]

  dialogue it's just it just doesn't make [TS]

  any sense that two-headed lightsaber [TS]

  thing was kind of awesome [TS]

  there's some people I some people who [TS]

  are down on that some people in the chat [TS]

  room down and some people like oh I [TS]

  don't like that you kidding out of all [TS]

  the things in this movie that are so [TS]

  incredibly terrible you're not you're [TS]

  gonna be all white slavers can't come [TS]

  out about here's my problem with the [TS]

  double-sided lightsaber the double-sided [TS]

  lightsaber in of itself is cool [TS]

  the fight is really cool it's nicely [TS]

  choreographed only problem is it's just [TS]

  like it's just like anything else [TS]

  everything else we've been saying about [TS]

  the lightsabers where it's just it's too [TS]

  much [TS]

  you're overselling the point of light [TS]

  sabers and you it leads to something [TS]

  like the what happens in the third [TS]

  episode with the guy with like Brazilian [TS]

  lightsabers in the million arms like [TS]

  they just keep on overtopping it i like [TS]

  the idea that some somewhere some stuff [TS]

  Lord was like light server that's cool [TS]

  what if i put two of them together [TS]

  oh this is awesome why didn't I think of [TS]

  this earlier twice as cool what if it [TS]

  had three blades some light sabers are [TS]

  basically razors and from our world [TS]

  yes I do like the fact that he starts up [TS]

  to one side and then wait to be [TS]

  formatted react and it fires up the [TS]

  other do the guys got face paint he [TS]

  knows dramatic beads come on getting it [TS]

  now to me that make up the lightsaber [TS]

  fights in episode 4 through 6 look [TS]

  really odd like that this is what [TS]

  lightsaber face look fights look like [TS]

  Ray part flip it around like a maniac [TS]

  but it's there [TS]

  they're over choreographed there's no [TS]

  ever they spin when they don't need to [TS]

  spend they jump when they don't need to [TS]

  jump [TS]

  there's a video out there on the [TS]

  internet where they stopped the person [TS]

  ducking from when he ducks and the [TS]

  lightsaber would have missed him anyway [TS]

  I i do have to say my this this provides [TS]

  one of my favorite memories of going to [TS]

  see this in the theater because the [TS]

  point where Darth Maul comes in and the [TS]

  jedis shrug off their robes a guy like [TS]

  to lie two rows ahead because all j [TS]

  I'm gonna throw down one of my favorite [TS]

  memories of going to that but you know I [TS]

  again i like i like kinda like Darth [TS]

  Maul I think he's interesting he's in [TS]

  three scenes he has the two lightsabers [TS]

  he jumps around the reason we don't see [TS]

  more people with two lightsabers is [TS]

  because you know it's a it doesn't it [TS]

  doesn't end up well it's more like more [TS]

  like three rows it's although Casey and [TS]

  again practical at these are all the [TS]

  parts of the other thing that I like [TS]

  what I don't like is there is yet [TS]

  another incompetently designed I feel [TS]

  like this was the early and early [TS]

  designed by the same firm that that i [TS]

  designed the Death Star a giant giant [TS]

  power beams bridges without railing [TS]

  riches without handrails people [TS]

  handrails yeah they have them an empire [TS]

  at least right there was Henry the [TS]

  hallway of pointless force field and the [TS]

  hallway of pointless force fields which [TS]

  is one step away from galaxy quest my [TS]

  favorite thing from the carnival when [TS]

  she could have wished she could have [TS]

  speed run through but they already [TS]

  established earlier in the same exact [TS]

  movie the dead i have the ability to [TS]

  speedrun and he does not do that now [TS]

  yeah you would have just taken a [TS]

  lightsaber in the face that would have [TS]

  been felt and totally like a video game [TS]

  arbitrarily blocking you from getting [TS]

  through [TS]

  that's a boss fight yes but it does make [TS]

  one of the one of the best better set [TS]

  pieces i think in the film as dumb as it [TS]

  is because i love the bit where where [TS]

  Darth Maul is walking back and forth [TS]

  menacingly and qui gonn goes down and [TS]

  meditates that isn't over you want jumps [TS]

  up and down to get himself psyched up I [TS]

  mean I it was that scene was over [TS]

  choreographed but like if you look at it [TS]

  in the same vein as like kill bill or [TS]

  crouching tiger hidden dragon those are [TS]

  all over choreographing silly 2 i'm [TS]

  willing to go with that I like those [TS]

  type of fights i'm perfectly i just i [TS]

  don't care about the characters i don't [TS]

  care about anything else is going on in [TS]

  this movie so that's that's the big [TS]

  problem like i think about you know any [TS]

  of these movies you if you don't have [TS]

  any engagement the character plot only [TS]

  thing you can do is try to appreciate it [TS]

  on level of watching like a saturday [TS]

  morning kungfu movie or whatever anyone [TS]

  on that level it's like soso but the [TS]

  Trade Federation their lips don't match [TS]

  their words [TS]

  yeah it's very that there is that vibe [TS]

  going on there were like yeah well I i [TS]

  cut together just the lightsaber battle [TS]

  for that movie and if you put it [TS]

  together in that way it looks like an [TS]

  over choreograph lightsaber battle and [TS]

  they do save it for the end of the movie [TS]

  and it's not that long but its problems [TS]

  like every other problems with [TS]

  it's pointless the whole movie is [TS]

  pointless you don't care about these [TS]

  people it's dumb [TS]

  don't everyone quiet and I was like all [TS]

  the problems that right you could [TS]

  possibly have any kind of narrative are [TS]

  there but just that the choreography [TS]

  yeah it ends in the most imp improbable [TS]

  way possible which is that the guy who [TS]

  clearly does not have advantage because [TS]

  he's hanging from below [TS]

  it's so shocking that he jumped up i [TS]

  will not block first of all he [TS]

  Telegraph's exactly what his next move [TS]

  is going by looking stairs I where the [TS]

  Fallen lightsaber is and then he flies [TS]

  directly over the guy with the active [TS]

  lightsabers head and then even worse and [TS]

  and I can't believe that maybe this has [TS]

  been pointed out before but first time [TS]

  i've noticed it as obi-wan is leaping [TS]

  over his head [TS]

  the lightsaber changes hands that darth [TS]

  maul's lightsaber actually moves from [TS]

  the left to the right hand between [TS]

  scenes matter he's not going to do [TS]

  anything with the lightsaber anyway so [TS]

  it doesn't matter but there's no way he [TS]

  could have actually moved it from hand [TS]

  to hand it's just it's just there's [TS]

  someone waiting on you in here he has [TS]

  complete control over everything that [TS]

  goes on in the film [TS]

  except I guess what the acceptance [TS]

  cruelly and the script and and himself i [TS]

  guess most importantly and he he manages [TS]

  to screw up that crucial moment it's [TS]

  unbelievable i would love to see the how [TS]

  it should have ended things where like [TS]

  as obi-wan flips over the head and get [TS]

  sliced my God's lightsaber like Darth [TS]

  Maul just like intercepts the lightsaber [TS]

  and then stabs him [TS]

  yep and then attaches the lightsaber to [TS]

  the other end is broke up a t-shaped [TS]

  lights and make notes off his parade as [TS]

  a trophy that no no you guys you guys [TS]

  missed the the most important thing [TS]

  which is after after obi-wan is killed [TS]

  by Darth Maul qui-gon gets up and goes [TS]

  alright I gotta that guy [TS]

  high five stars small but they missed ya [TS]

  i thought i would never be rid of him [TS]

  you want to be my powder 1 now see that [TS]

  this was a really elaborate lie just to [TS]

  get rid of obi-wan all man if Liam [TS]

  Neeson turned out to be Darth Sidious [TS]

  wow that would have blown my mind during [TS]

  that scene that I did think of an idea a [TS]

  product idea for the star wars universe [TS]

  mitten clips for lightsabers think about [TS]

  it [TS]

  yep it was like how many i even just [TS]

  that in the real star wars movies like [TS]

  it they keep coming out of your hand if [TS]

  you just get one of those little clips [TS]

  that you put that you put the whole [TS]

  depends on the winter it will [TS]

  solve so many plot problem these movies [TS]

  would be solved by a min clip to realize [TS]

  this is the guy with the wii yeah I'm [TS]

  saying the wii straps breaks you really [TS]

  want to get something more sturdy like a [TS]

  mitten clip i live in los angeles what's [TS]

  a mitten clip I've lived near Los [TS]

  Angeles and I know what we strap is is [TS]

  that's another you can have another you [TS]

  haven't go wash your garage glorious the [TS]

  droids and presses the button that takes [TS]

  them into space and flies him directly [TS]

  at the Droid control ship he's too you [TS]

  he's too young to be in the cockpit it's [TS]

  like Space Camp anyone old enough to [TS]

  remember Space Camp [TS]

  yes like it's farce it's like farce at [TS]

  that point like okay we understand it's [TS]

  a kids movie no kid like probably has [TS]

  gotten the space on the robot makes it [TS]

  launched well he just gets in the ship [TS]

  and just fly them into the battle like [TS]

  that's not Star Wars it's not he pushes [TS]

  render button spinning thing could be [TS]

  fun let's do shots a good trick [TS]

  I like to think that darth vader as he [TS]

  spinning away from the destruction of [TS]

  the Empire says hey I'm spinning again I [TS]

  make it I make no connection between [TS]

  those two people [TS]

  none whatsoever QP and somebody explain [TS]

  the design of the of the robot ship [TS]

  no no but they used to be a whole bunch [TS]

  of them but then there was just one and [TS]

  once you flip that one you win [TS]

  apparently why the donut with the with [TS]

  the bite out of it it's it's probably a [TS]

  corporate logo it's like corporate [TS]

  sponsorship of ballparks it's a [TS]

  corporate again its death star [TS]

  architecture where there is a real [TS]

  serious design flaw in that the reactor [TS]

  core is right off the hangar deck which [TS]

  you can fly into can and Cheryl [TS]

  accidentally accidentally can someone [TS]

  explain to me why there are a bunch of [TS]

  battle droids just wandering around on [TS]

  the ship we had enough got nowhere to be [TS]

  why do they need to be their security [TS]

  for security for what security patrol [TS]

  and should they be all folded up and [TS]

  stuck in a Iraq and when they're not [TS]

  they're not out to it like there's [TS]

  nobody on the ship to fight security [TS]

  it like feels like five guys in the [TS]

  boonies like five guys except for when [TS]

  the Anakin's like fighter ends up there [TS]

  by accident security for what security [TS]

  building out right there can't be [TS]

  unsupervised some reason there's a jail [TS]

  the death star that the Trade Federation [TS]

  guy is is confident because you'll never [TS]

  get through their shields as they're [TS]

  shooting [TS]

  that the doughnut but the shield does [TS]

  not extend over the door into the hair [TS]

  bay [TS]

  well there's particle shielding ratio [TS]

  thing and I'll got him yeah you can fly [TS]

  a ship which I just gave myself a way to [TS]

  get you those those are fighter pilots [TS]

  have to be really sad to their like a [TS]

  that's one of ours coming out of there [TS]

  it's a kid wow we really suck [TS]

  private pilot's maybe you forgot that [TS]

  the bite was out of the donut like take [TS]

  that that flew off to the planet's [TS]

  surface or something and they forgot [TS]

  they were all stuck on autopilot one of [TS]

  the fighter pilots is from Brooklyn he [TS]

  says deflector shield is too strong [TS]

  yeah yeah also also the the no backup [TS]

  for the great white why is there one [TS]

  Droid control ship I mean even if it had [TS]

  just been there was another one and they [TS]

  blew it up or something that is some [TS]

  other jewelry control thing that they [TS]

  could do but to just have it be well [TS]

  there's this ship that controls all the [TS]

  droids if you kill it then all the drugs [TS]

  just travelers there's yeah there's [TS]

  pairing issues if there's two Droid [TS]

  control ship and the joys don't know [TS]

  which one apparently you don't wanna see [TS]

  split-brain droid is not good who [TS]

  operates where does the jeff goldblum is [TS]

  in the ship with Anakin may upload a [TS]

  virus via powerbook and it can act [TS]

  completely randomly in his except [TS]

  successful exactly the way to charge our [TS]

  is down on Naboo worth his flailing [TS]

  around accidentally shooting people [TS]

  right with a robot gonna get stuck on [TS]

  his foot and ankle yeah i had actually [TS]

  completely blanked out the whole I've [TS]

  only seen this maybe three times and I [TS]

  had completely blanked out the entire [TS]

  sequence of charge are doing stupid [TS]

  things on the planet is I had [TS]

  recollections of that battle actually [TS]

  been kind of cool it well i think it is [TS]

  cool of the most part surgery which is [TS]

  behind your services that's all there is [TS]

  you're right yep the thing that bugs me [TS]

  about Anakin's flight is that he pushes [TS]

  random buttons healing I don't know [TS]

  where the trigger is and it turned out [TS]

  to be the big red button on the control [TS]

  center the one shaped like a trigger [TS]

  that one that's the trigger yeah he was [TS]

  a natural pilot and was one of the [TS]

  greatest pilots oops accidentally [TS]

  started and i met your father he was [TS]

  already a great pilot yes John so John [TS]

  what are we forgetting because i might [TS]

  notice now run out because i had lost [TS]

  the will to live [TS]

  i know because i have my notes start to [TS]

  take on a sort of a suicidal flavor [TS]

  they're so whole ones that I'm not [TS]

  reading or it's just I i did I guess I [TS]

  realized that was I was just writing the [TS]

  words oh god or this is terrible and [TS]

  with no context and thinking it would be [TS]

  clear to you later but it's not it's not [TS]

  clear to me this just says young man up [TS]

  20 times in a row i doing to do best [TS]

  worst part because if we don't want to [TS]

  have one more point that i get to run [TS]

  but if we do best worst yeah well it [TS]

  will do that this let's let's are what [TS]

  we'll wrap it up III wanted to say my [TS]

  kids I asked them with some fear [TS]

  afterward what they thought of the movie [TS]

  they've seen it several times before and [TS]

  they said it was good i like this is why [TS]

  why did you like it makes it well I like [TS]

  the podrace and and my daughter said she [TS]

  actually really like that double decoy [TS]

  thing that happens at the very end where [TS]

  it's like oh they caught us low but it [TS]

  does the decoy uh and that was it that [TS]

  was all I got out of them so yeah that [TS]

  was that that's what kids think of it [TS]

  again I i have no problem with with your [TS]

  ten-year-old eight-year-old kid's liking [TS]

  the movie the problem is that it's not [TS]

  going to be like those other Star Wars [TS]

  movies where everybody can enjoy it [TS]

  anything you shouldn't have shown this [TS]

  movie to them because when they get [TS]

  older this let's watch that star wars [TS]

  movie that we have fond memories of [TS]

  their gonna go god dad why why I know [TS]

  no but I want them to do that welcome to [TS]

  adulthood children its disappointment ok [TS]

  so so we this has gone on for far too [TS]

  long and this movie is far too terrible [TS]

  so we're going to go around the room one [TS]

  time and I'd like each of you to tell me [TS]

  what you think the best the single best [TS]

  and single worst thing in this movie is [TS]

  and i'm going to start with John alright [TS]

  the best they'll steal probably dance [TS]

  best thing the best thing in this movie [TS]

  is the soundtrack not the soundtrack as [TS]

  it's played in the movie which i think [TS]

  is done poorly and not highlighted all [TS]

  but the soundtrack as it exists on the [TS]

  soundtrack DVD that your CD that you can [TS]

  buy and the reason I say this is because [TS]

  when I stick in like that this music [TS]

  over the menus in the blu-ray version of [TS]

  this thing I when I stick that in and I [TS]

  hear the music sometimes I think like [TS]

  soundtracks for I like soundtracks from [TS]

  movies for video games for TV show [TS]

  sometimes I think are you like [TS]

  soundtracks business soundtrack kind of [TS]

  cheating isn't just a really triggering [TS]

  the good [TS]

  memories you have from the game that you [TS]

  played or that movie that you like to [TS]

  the TV show that you liked when I hear [TS]

  the soundtrack to this movie just [TS]

  playing over the menus or whatever like [TS]

  mixed into my dreams collection i like [TS]

  it but it's obviously has nothing to do [TS]

  with good feelings from the movie [TS]

  because I have such terrible feelings in [TS]

  this movie so this vindicates my love [TS]

  soundtrack say it's not just that you [TS]

  are reliving something that you that you [TS]

  like you can like a soundtrack on its [TS]

  own completely independent of the [TS]

  terrible terrible movies attached to [TS]

  so I like the soundtrack I think it's [TS]

  good i think they should take it and use [TS]

  it in another much better movie proof uh [TS]

  and the the worst thing about this movie [TS]

  always something worse than it's so hard [TS]

  to pick a single worst thing but i have [TS]

  to pick this one because i can give me a [TS]

  twofer [TS]

  I have to pick the script because the [TS]

  script encompasses both the in both the [TS]

  individual like the mic the micro level [TS]

  of the individual lines that are written [TS]

  just terribly and just the overall story [TS]

  because the script the script [TS]

  encompasses that as well there is no way [TS]

  to make a good movie out of the script [TS]

  the end period [TS]

  alright Greg gonna pass now have another [TS]

  bad thing it i enjoyed Ewan McGregor's [TS]

  accent yeah I think that's a good i'll [TS]

  give us access he does i don't think he [TS]

  says any interesting things with it [TS]

  I don't think emotes into it but i like [TS]

  his accent there's there's a rightness [TS]

  to it that I that I can believe that [TS]

  that that tone of voice becomes the [TS]

  obi-wan Kenobi we know the script has [TS]

  been taken I yeah I know I'm gonna have [TS]

  to go with its not drafting Pickens it's [TS]

  okay fair enough mr. forgetting to first [TS]

  picture George Lucas is still on the [TS]

  board you know what you think I like [TS]

  least about this movie is the success of [TS]

  the original trilogy this movie exists [TS]

  because of the success of the original [TS]

  trilogy it's just it's horrible it's [TS]

  cutting its so much of my childhood so [TS]

  much joy so much inspiration so much [TS]

  passion came from Star Wars and then [TS]

  this held me down and [TS]

  spit in my face [TS]

  so basically the will say your your [TS]

  choices the destruction of positive [TS]

  feelings about the previous movie i [TS]

  still have those positive feelings but I [TS]

  i I'm I'm rendered into inarticulate [TS]

  honest okay okay Greg says read the it [TS]

  causes him to be in articulating I think [TS]

  I think that's everybody else is my [TS]

  favorite thing wanting my favorite thing [TS]

  is the sound effects during the podrace [TS]

  I think they're really good [TS]

  you can almost tell which pod is which [TS]

  even if you close your eyes got all that [TS]

  was awesome [TS]

  yeah jon said he was the soundtrack [TS]

  would be using another much better movie [TS]

  the Padre sound effects have been used [TS]

  in other much better movies all the time [TS]

  they're all over the adventures which i [TS]

  distracting at least my least favorite [TS]

  thing is the decision to have Anakin [TS]

  yeppie even whatever to make it is with [TS]

  that grabs you never see him mouth the [TS]

  word i think i think it was done in a [TS]

  couple added that [TS]

  yeah they went out of their way to go [TS]

  after that we tell his highlights Monty [TS]

  stole mine and because i'll just add to [TS]

  that is that it is delivery of a line [TS]

  that sounds like it is happiness forced [TS]

  at gunpoint [TS]

  yeah i think the u.p doesn't work on any [TS]

  level and I don't see how they ever [TS]

  thought it could have originally he [TS]

  shouted socket to me that was strange so [TS]

  they picked up Tim Lippe ran what about [TS]

  you [TS]

  my favorite thing about this movie is [TS]

  that it resulted in the game Star Wars [TS]

  Episode one racer because that's a [TS]

  really fun game despite podracing a [TS]

  movie being kinda silly i also I the UH [TS]

  r2d2 has some cool things to do in this [TS]

  movie actually two really can't even [TS]

  even the additions that he gets in later [TS]

  movies he really you know you can't [TS]

  screw with r2d2 he just comes off as [TS]

  looking awesome no matter what my least [TS]

  favorite thing [TS]

  piggybacking on everybody else I cannot [TS]

  stand well no I'll go to my initial [TS]

  point i cannot stand there is no main [TS]

  character in this plot in this story and [TS]

  the fact that [TS]

  the most well-developed well fleshed out [TS]

  characters wat oh alright damn i'm gonna [TS]

  start with my worst thing which is [TS]

  rampant racism [TS]

  fair enough yeah just made me really [TS]

  like again i have watched this movie [TS]

  like like whenever i watch the movie [TS]

  since 1999 or two thousand or so and I [TS]

  think you know being a lot younger at [TS]

  that point a lot of that I just you know [TS]

  I was so blinded by seeing stars movie [TS]

  that call it kinda went over my head but [TS]

  this time it's just it's so it made me [TS]

  cringe [TS]

  I just couldn't take it and it's not [TS]

  it's all over I was kind of surprised [TS]

  when you guys to die hard I was [TS]

  surprised you didn't talk about the [TS]

  sexism and homophobia in that movie when [TS]

  I was not much fun everyone there there [TS]

  is a thing about the height there's a [TS]

  there's the fact that is a movie of a [TS]

  particular time [TS]

  this is the movie over time almost a [TS]

  long time ago yeah yeah yeah I wouldn't [TS]

  andrei / to appear 1945 apparently you [TS]

  know everything go be quite honest [TS]

  having cocktails [TS]

  yeah the racism yes radio is a game exam [TS]

  but that doesn't like coming up firmly [TS]

  against racism also slavery i basically [TS]

  this is george lucas's attempt at making [TS]

  Lincoln Day Lewis was great to start [TS]

  more you know I believe Liam Neeson's [TS]

  actually originally attached to be seen [TS]

  again in Spielberg's Lincoln which you [TS]

  know but then to be over when watch [TS]

  phantom menace again [TS]

  yeah and the best thing about this movie [TS]

  is now that we've done this podcast [TS]

  never have to watch it ever ever again [TS]

  alright and i think steve are you the [TS]

  last to get high except for you or me [TS]

  yeah generously has waited until the end [TS]

  yeah i think you're probably thinking [TS]

  I'm going to say the poop jokes are my [TS]

  favorite thing and we'd be right because [TS]

  there are at least four of that media [TS]

  there's a distressing number of kuzu [TS]

  what but I'm not in in this film they [TS]

  just make me sad because they they prove [TS]

  that that that star wars films have [TS]

  completed their trajectory into the [TS]

  complete the juvenile and no crotch [TS]

  shots you know they haven't completed [TS]

  their directory by this movie you don't [TS]

  think so now there's two more movies [TS]

  after this i don't know i think this is [TS]

  pretty much bargain-basement right here [TS]

  no my favorite thing i'm going to go [TS]

  with the hallway of pointless force [TS]

  fields because it was the one right [TS]

  the one bright shiny thing that I could [TS]

  find in the last 40 minutes of the movie [TS]

  as far as worst thing i'm going to go [TS]

  with the fact that i find it really hard [TS]

  to concentrate on the action in this [TS]

  movie I put the action in quotes because [TS]

  there's just so much crap going on in [TS]

  the background [TS]

  I mean most of it's admittedly more [TS]

  interesting than the actual plot but [TS]

  when i watch this movie because Lucas [TS]

  can't restrain himself [TS]

  I can't focus on what I'm supposed to be [TS]

  paying attention to I mean that the you [TS]

  know Jar Jar is doing his stupid step in [TS]

  poop thing in the foreground and yet i'm [TS]

  off in the distance somewhere that's [TS]

  your brain trying to protect itself [TS]

  that's what's happening [TS]

  yeah i can i can kinda and that's why I [TS]

  didn't see as far as i can tell i didn't [TS]

  even notice all of the jar Jar stuff [TS]

  going on in the battle sequence at the [TS]

  end because there's so much other stuff [TS]

  going on and it's just it's hard to keep [TS]

  track of what's going on [TS]

  alright what's what I'm supposed to be [TS]

  focused on because you don't care about [TS]

  any of it [TS]

  well there's that and then part of the [TS]

  part of problem I think is that this [TS]

  movie is it's a cartoon with that just [TS]

  happens to have some live actors in well [TS]

  live fish was not slam cartoon 0ther [TS]

  cartoons that are way more compelling [TS]

  this is this is who arranged our rabbit [TS]

  it's just one Bob Hoskins short of of [TS]

  being I mean it's it happens we CGI [TS]

  instead of traditional animation but [TS]

  it's still a cartoon that happens to [TS]

  have a few live actors in it and I [TS]

  understand that the natural inclination [TS]

  with the cartoon is is to do things that [TS]

  you could normally do in live action [TS]

  which is fine but Lucas just he can't [TS]

  stop himself from jamming in every [TS]

  conceivable idea however random and [TS]

  pointless so i guess the the inability [TS]

  of george lucas to restrain himself is [TS]

  because the worst thing for me about [TS]

  this film [TS]

  okay uh here my 2 i'm gonna it's very [TS]

  hard for me to pick one thing that I [TS]

  think is the best thing in this movie [TS]

  there's so many things to choose from [TS]

  none of which are very good i'm gonna [TS]

  sit Darth Maul because I think he's kind [TS]

  of scary-looking I mean his dialogue [TS]

  when he does speak and he's dubbed with [TS]

  Peter [TS]

  your enemy yeah that's crazy [TS]

  look around you he doesn't say e it's [TS]

  not the dialogues dialogues bad now we [TS]

  will have our revenge but it's just he [TS]

  jumps around and it's cool in the end [TS]

  the fight me look scary and they don't [TS]

  give him anything to do and he has to [TS]

  ride on the motorcycle and he sends the [TS]

  balls out to find info you know boy he [TS]

  could have been a much more interesting [TS]

  that they really should have used more [TS]

  because he was he was interesting i [TS]

  would like to see added a little dash of [TS]

  of something that this movie [TS]

  what's the motivation again he's on a [TS]

  mission to find people and find the [TS]

  Queen and kit and killer backsies mean [TS]

  he does with his master's house he does [TS]

  what is he's following orders John [TS]

  anyway I thought he was cool this is the [TS]

  best that's the best i can do just let [TS]

  me have the right there and that college [TS]

  would have been a hell of a lot easier [TS]

  if I could have just sent the balls out [TS]

  to find people so space so I was setting [TS]

  Steve up there Steve knows I'm looking [TS]

  out for a pic you sir [TS]

  um I'm gonna say for my for my choice [TS]

  for worse i'm gonna say i want to say [TS]

  droids in all their forms are the worst [TS]

  look sir droids it i think the dumb [TS]

  Joker droids assume as i said the Roger [TS]

  Roger are embarrassing and bad and and [TS]

  deflate a lot of scenes that could have [TS]

  had more more menace [TS]

  so to speak to them then then we're [TS]

  actually there i did like the battle [TS]

  droids but but the Rope the main droids [TS]

  I didn't like I don't like the backstory [TS]

  for c-3po I the fact that us kids slave [TS]

  on Tatooine is building a protocol droid [TS]

  to you know serve tea and is Threepio a [TS]

  kit [TS]

  I mean he's a standard model but can you [TS]

  order them through the mail and then [TS]

  building at home you get from the same [TS]

  from the build your own podracer people [TS]

  artificial intelligences are really [TS]

  cheap in this universe a by a brother [TS]

  called ride [TS]

  dan I just want you to do every podcast [TS]

  in that voice from now I thought you're [TS]

  against racism I do i do like the fact [TS]

  that because he has no skin on we see [TS]

  like things spinning inside them because [TS]

  i always like to imagine that's how it [TS]

  works windup I i well I [TS]

  yeah maybe so that would be cool I I was [TS]

  like to imagine that that c-3po was a [TS]

  real robot and not a guy in a suit and [TS]

  so in this movie he sort of is but in [TS]

  general that whole retcon of him [TS]

  building c-3po which is totally [TS]

  unnecessary and stupid and you know the [TS]

  way most the droid 2 r2d2 accepted [TS]

  because they are hard to screw him up [TS]

  because they can't write bad dialogue [TS]

  for him i just i was disappointed and [TS]

  the other again CPI just repeats it as a [TS]

  question [TS]

  well that's and it's pointless because [TS]

  they end up wiping c3 people's memory [TS]

  anyway so there's no reason for this to [TS]

  be the same c-3po i love the idea that [TS]

  it does provide hilarious especially [TS]

  like at three o'clock in the morning [TS]

  after you just watch this movie for the [TS]

  first time hilarious like father for [TS]

  discussion with know that scene in [TS]

  Empire Strikes Back where boba fett goes [TS]

  to shoot chewy Vader puts his hand down [TS]

  so he doesn't shoot c-3po because he [TS]

  remembers the c-3po is joined that he [TS]

  built new be sad if you got shit let [TS]

  yeah yeah totally i was that totally [TS]

  makes sense anything r2d2 says in the [TS]

  first half hour of a new hope is now [TS]

  very sarcastic because he recognizes [TS]

  Tatooine [TS]

  yeah he's like why are you going that [TS]

  way that beeps this is right after that [TS]

  is because this is where you were built [TS]

  more on it [TS]

  exactly it see again our to do with [TS]

  Morgellons the best victims [TS]

  yeah it's delightfully Starkey he is and [TS]

  then we can put whatever we want in and [TS]

  into his beeps instead of having to [TS]

  listen to the actual alright well this [TS]

  was a newly new year's resolution and [TS]

  like so many it was ill-considered and I [TS]

  regret it but there it is we did it [TS]

  what have we learned nothing roger ebert [TS]

  gave the movie four-and-a-half stars he [TS]

  don't know not four-and-a-half I can [TS]

  talk myself into liking anything you [TS]

  know it's funny you say that but it [TS]

  doesn't sound like you really like this [TS]

  movie that much to be honest with you I [TS]

  don't actively like it [TS]

  I've done a lot of work and I've gotten [TS]

  to the point where I'm ok with it your [TS]

  hand is watch it four bits i like that's [TS]

  what you choose to watch this like [TS]

  voluntarily i have yeah probably not [TS]

  right now can i watch it last week but i [TS]

  want you ever watch it again [TS]

  yeah you have to say the first the first [TS]

  time i watch this [TS]

  having been primed with with so many bad [TS]

  things about it from other people [TS]

  i I didn't mind it I thought it was [TS]

  actually pretty okay and I could see [TS]

  showing it to my kids and now that I've [TS]

  watched it again and I've actually seen [TS]

  some of the things i missed the first [TS]

  time and then I recognize how dismissive [TS]

  truly is it was worse than I remember it [TS]

  all with a million times much to it was [TS]

  worse than I remember and I've seen this [TS]

  movie a lot and I thought I'm gonna [TS]

  watching iowa came into it thinking [TS]

  alright i haven't watched moving so many [TS]

  year [TS]

  year [TS]

  is I have the blu-ray version of it [TS]

  maybe a lot but i figured i would get [TS]

  some enjoyment out of some aspects of [TS]

  those remember like it's not as bad as [TS]

  you thought it was the opposite it was [TS]

  so much worse i cannot argue that I feel [TS]

  like melting this digg this disk now [TS]

  well good news guys attack of the clones [TS]

  is way better [TS]

  oh it's no Hudson Hawk I literally [TS]

  remember absolutely nothing about attack [TS]

  of the clones that's interesting exact [TS]

  I've seen it once i saw it in the [TS]

  theater one yet not seen attack of the [TS]

  clones since then I've seen it attack of [TS]

  the clones three or four times and I I [TS]

  do like it a lot better than this [TS]

  movement I can't lie i remember nothing [TS]

  about that movie are we gonna do those [TS]

  movies because I don't ask me now [TS]

  alright two hours yes give me some [TS]

  beasts full of hate it needs to digest i [TS]

  remember having bad thoughts about Jason [TS]

  after finishing this movie [TS]

  yeah I'm so it's like pregnancy you [TS]

  forget how bad it was so you can do it [TS]

  again i will also take issue with all [TS]

  the poor Stockholm Syndrome people who [TS]

  claim that revenge of the sith is almost [TS]

  up to snuff for the original Star Wars [TS]

  movies because those means whenever haha [TS]

  elected at the time and I'm not watched [TS]

  it since and I well my idea to say that [TS]

  it's not good it's very much not good [TS]

  i'm willing to believe you like that [TS]

  sounds right [TS]

  search your feelings it saturates [TS]

  residents do not want no but he's yeah [TS]

  remember the too many lightsabers idea [TS]

  yeah yeah its deadly you you mentioned [TS]

  how you had kind of fallen into a hate [TS]

  bubble by the end of this film John and [TS]

  we're riding just just burbling to [TS]

  yourself about how miserable you were if [TS]

  you ever do watch the rifftrax of this [TS]

  film more or less after the first 20 [TS]

  minutes it's just that it's just her [TS]

  singing and after see why i did watch [TS]

  the rifftrax of this once and and my [TS]

  memory of it is is while not even not [TS]

  even listening to rifftrax can get me [TS]

  through this movie because it's it's [TS]

  that it's that bad like I I can't even [TS]

  listen to my little funny friends making [TS]

  jokes because really after 20 minutes [TS]

  its just oh god kill me from them and me [TS]

  there's a lot more cursing in that than [TS]

  the average rifftrax and throughout the [TS]

  history haha alright here it is it's a [TS]

  packed this never happened you never [TS]

  heard this we never saw this movie [TS]

  doesn't exist movie hey get your hand [TS]

  out of my face are you waving your hand [TS]

  when you say that I am like the fog [TS]

  whatever you say chief and my wife asked [TS]

  me when I want you I was gonna watch us [TS]

  for the thing she asked me says she says [TS]

  well can Alex watching out my son I said [TS]

  no why why would he like YYC delinquents [TS]

  otay rules change just because i have to [TS]

  watch this [TS]

  you know for a podcast in the rules [TS]

  don't know it's not something okay for [TS]

  our children now it does not exist then [TS]

  it continues to not exist [TS]

  I couldn't believe she even asked like [TS]

  something had changed nope [TS]

  and then she said all I'm gonna sit [TS]

  under some of the couch and watch it [TS]

  with you like why would you do that and [TS]

  she didn't make it shoot [TS]

  get up you can't you can't do it no it [TS]

  can't be done it can't be watched why [TS]

  would you do that why does make sense [TS]

  the only reason would be to be on a [TS]

  podcast where you talked about it and [TS]

  now we've destroyed your duty so we'll [TS]

  never need to do this ever again just [TS]

  for that i'm watching it again right now [TS]

  I'm gonna go watch the droid everybody [TS]

  watch the droid is that a dance move [TS]

  that's a different podcasts so I'd like [TS]

  to thank my guests who were great and it [TS]

  was so awesome to talk about this [TS]

  totally awesome excellent movie with you [TS]

  all what just happened dan moore and [TS]

  thank you so much for sharing your [TS]

  perspective on this EP serenity called [TS]

  well thank you very much for being here [TS]

  great loss i know you wanted to be here [TS]

  desperately I'm so glad you could make [TS]

  it [TS]

  you're on my lists now Monty Ashley [TS]

  thank you very much for being here [TS]

  wizard Jason wizard John siracusa thank [TS]

  you [TS]

  this is the end of the podcast and now [TS]

  we are going to finish with it i [TS]

  acknowledge your response and ponder its [TS]

  meaning and then consider it [TS]

  have I asked everybody to say goodbye [TS]

  yet and thought to myself no I have not [TS]

  asked Eve let's yet [TS]

  Steve let's thanks Jason so much for [TS]

  allowing me to revisit this film slam oh [TS]

  that means slime ball in the ball to [TS]

  speak just as I'm sure that leaves me [TS]

  and so for everybody here at the income [TS]

  comparable oh sorry action [TS]

  I should rephrase that ISA me everybody [TS]

  is a couple i say goodbye [TS]

  well okay we did it selected we use this [TS]

  is a is for the suicide pact gets in [TS]

  yes let's try drinking that's a good [TS]

  trick [TS]

  this isn't the last episode of being [TS]

  comfortable goodbye would raise your [TS]

  glasses of kool-aid this podcast is over [TS]

  now this is podcasting here it is [TS]

  if I could reach through this microphone [TS]

  steve lets it had to be done I'm sorry [TS]