0:00:03the incomparable number 135 april 2013
0:00:11this is the incomparable podcast and on
0:00:14this episode we're going to do something
0:00:16that seemed like a good idea at the time
0:00:18we are going to play a game of Dungeons
0:00:21and Dragons on the podcast joining me
0:00:24i'm your host Jason snail joining me on
0:00:26this edition of the incomparable are Dan
0:00:29more in high dam by Jason so good to be
0:00:32here
0:00:32it's good to have you serenity Caldwell
0:00:34is also here she joins the party hi hi
0:00:37I'm excited to roll some dice yes
0:00:40exciting for real or virtual either way
0:00:42Steve let's is here he is playing a
0:00:45character who sings in his female hi
0:00:47Steve
0:00:48hello Jason I brought my pouch that's
0:00:51good i'm glad all prepared yet and Tony
0:00:54sindelar is here as well
0:00:56he joins the party and he knows more
0:00:57about dnd than the rest of us put
0:00:59together except for dan will be shaking
0:01:01his head a lot during this episode haha
0:01:04i play D&D with me regularly he shakes
0:01:06his head a lot bear to hear you will
0:01:08have caused fire
0:01:09hi Tony hello it's good to have you Tony
0:01:12it's good to be here and I left one
0:01:15person out of course and that's the
0:01:16person who's going to take us the rest
0:01:17of the way you know him you love him he
0:01:20is the guy who has read every book but
0:01:22more importantly he is our dungeon
0:01:23master and for the rest of this episode
0:01:26he is running the show it is Scott
0:01:29McNulty
0:01:30thank you Scott oh please more long as
0:01:33fuck out of the name now
0:01:36yeah i think that I'm gonna go on record
0:01:39and say this is the episode of the
0:01:40uncomfortable that i will speak the most
0:01:42in but I'll portion could fill a high
0:01:46bar to leap
0:01:47I know it's it's it's different area bar
0:01:49so why don't we start off by everyone is
0:01:52telling each other what your characters
0:01:53are we'll start with dan explain your
0:01:56character damn
0:01:57hello I'm glad God and the foie gras
0:02:04wrong show
0:02:06no more accents I'm egg laughs the
0:02:09Goliath barbarian egg laughs really
0:02:12Berserker egg laughs egg laughs what'd
0:02:14you make for my name is close to
0:02:15eastridge it nevermind pancake sob
0:02:18wasn't taken
0:02:21Wow walking so far it's a traditional
0:02:25Goliath name i'll have you know
0:02:27ok sausage tutor oh dear Jason your
0:02:31character I am Carlos the dwarf well
0:02:35actually technically in in this world i
0:02:40am a mul we just have to work half-human
0:02:43but either way I'm Carlos and everybody
0:02:45who get to watch freaks and geeks knows
0:02:47that that's a reference but i am also a
0:02:48character not just a reference to a
0:02:50judge me as a reference to your father
0:02:52human human mother right correct that's
0:02:55gotta be real treat for my usually she
0:02:57doesn't live at red was very drunk at
0:03:00the time
0:03:01read what is your character i am a son
0:03:05elf warlock named honest Rihanna I
0:03:08believe it up i dribbled Daniel I blame
0:03:12him
0:03:13someone else for like that's not a fan I
0:03:15played him from anyhow but in Darkseid
0:03:17no she-she's in a lab you're in a ladron
0:03:19please leave there the el theist of the
0:03:22elves I don't like speaking about my
0:03:25heritage I'm trying to keep it on the dl
0:03:27don't forget packs all those things
0:03:30oh that kind of weird-looking toady iím
0:03:35know how to explain myself I am radar
0:03:37and I'm just just a normal kind of guy
0:03:40human feeling really not much to tell
0:03:45the strange world
0:03:46contrary to all evidence at the moment
0:03:48I'm just a simple man just he's you know
0:03:51just trying to make my way up or family
0:03:54you know just Steve Tony off his board
0:03:58he take you about your character
0:04:01I'm a good female 3 crane barred by the
0:04:04name of patch gap and also pirate it's
0:04:07short for catch chicon haha alright well
0:04:12that is our adventuring band for tonight
0:04:15you all your characters all know each
0:04:16other because that's easier with and I
0:04:20you know origins are the worst thing
0:04:22Andy if you ask me so everybody knows
0:04:24each other for my clutch mates
0:04:29reveal or be dark some equivalent of
0:04:32vehicle transactions and try this and
0:04:35this
0:04:36Steve you get a hundred XP for a strike
0:04:40rate joke reference it amuses me so
0:04:43you're all in a tier which is one of the
0:04:47big cities in dark son jackson has
0:04:51several large cities they're all ruled
0:04:52by sorcery sorcerer kings that have
0:04:55magical abilities all of them except for
0:04:59tier which was very until very recently
0:05:01ruled by sorcerer King who was killed
0:05:03and now there is one of his chief
0:05:07Templars isn't charged and they're
0:05:09trying to figure out what's going on
0:05:10there's a revolutionary council the city
0:05:12is in upheaval it's an exciting time for
0:05:16freedom in dark sun you are find
0:05:20yourselves in a tavern as one often does
0:05:24at the beginning of a DVD adventure
0:05:26oddly enough and you're that you're
0:05:28sitting there drinking a dark ale
0:05:31perhaps some tea carbonated yak milk
0:05:36perhaps when a dwarven messenger
0:05:40approaches your table and he says all
0:05:45right you looking for work for you
0:05:48adventures
0:05:49now beat it we're enjoying our beer the
0:05:54end everyone I speak dwarf he was
0:05:59speaking common but he can also he will
0:06:01speak to love it if you like into orbit
0:06:04i'm going to say so what's the deal are
0:06:05you trying to get us all killed or are
0:06:07you cool is this okay and he responded
0:06:09or fit i I'm just a messenger
0:06:11I have no no I mean you no harm I just
0:06:14want to do much up i think we should
0:06:17kill the messenger
0:06:18I think this dude is ok guys I i we have
0:06:20a dwarf thinking dorvan he told me it's
0:06:22only are looking at every opportunity or
0:06:25are we not stressed car he has Carlos
0:06:27scroll and he slowly backs away from the
0:06:31table and quickly leaves and this better
0:06:34not see you around here anymore i I'm
0:06:36sorry my friends are horrible racist i
0:06:38say it or that
0:06:39can read the scroll whatsits what is the
0:06:42same sorry excuse me excuse me can
0:06:45Carlos read most malls can't it's true I
0:06:50did learn dark sun just that that is
0:06:54true you are you are you are a slave eat
0:06:58it Carlos
0:06:59wait a minute did you already deployed
0:07:02to eat it for like five minutes in and
0:07:04you're already haha busting out to eat
0:07:06it
0:07:07this is going well i got us the scroll
0:07:09do you want me to eat the scroll down
0:07:11because there's no adventure a glass
0:07:14door
0:07:14I i have a lot of messengers pancake
0:07:18come on pick you want me to give you the
0:07:21scroller what up i will show you a
0:07:23pancake who's a reader i don't think i
0:07:25can read you want to fight a gloss I
0:07:28vote for the way you either the smart
0:07:30elf or the that are totally normal human
0:07:32get gentlemen gentlemen you know you
0:07:35don't want to talk too much attention i
0:07:37believe you may recall that you know
0:07:38until recently literacy was outlawed i
0:07:40am going to give the scroll to the very
0:07:43nice elf lady and not the mouthy human
0:07:45guy oh yeah I make it happen when I
0:07:49drink so is a very nice lady notices
0:07:52that the scroll is sealed in wax with a
0:07:55seal of three dragonflies on it if
0:07:58anyone wants to roll to figure out what
0:08:00that might mean you can if you don't
0:08:03care you can also skip it
0:08:04that would be as your wings are
0:08:06cannibals do it that would be Street
0:08:08wise now I got that too
0:08:11alright i can go i had a plus-10 on that
0:08:13oh no I give to the bard the brand 11
0:08:17whoa reimu Burrell flee that was so
0:08:21impressed everybody wants her all feel
0:08:24free 2009 so that the 13
0:08:29nice going out and with that is enough
0:08:33to know that that is the seal of how
0:08:35shaam which is one of the large trading
0:08:38houses on Atlas which is the planet that
0:08:41you're on and you will know that
0:08:44yes trading house how intriguing
0:08:48alright I'm going to break this sucker
0:08:51of us
0:08:52do because i don't care much for
0:08:53fancy-pants seals all right way this
0:08:58came with pants CLC seals don't work
0:09:02it's to that car listed oh alright i
0:09:05will read the what is on the scroll
0:09:08because I did not want to type it out
0:09:10earlier so says greetings from house
0:09:13shaam we've sent messengers throughout
0:09:15tier to deliver this communication to
0:09:17those of mercenary guys if you be such
0:09:20that you wished guys we're person very
0:09:22guys and ladies history except for
0:09:25except for you too boy if you be such
0:09:28and wish to earn a great reward
0:09:30read on do you do you wish to read on
0:09:34I I wish to get a gram or bear i don't
0:09:37know what reading is money buys a lot of
0:09:40beer my friend desert Raiders her ass
0:09:42and disrupt our caravans yet the
0:09:44revolutionary cap of counsel of tier
0:09:46will not lift a finger to help
0:09:48thus honest merchants must find a dell
0:09:51swear the Raiders claim that our
0:09:52caravans know the site of a ruined
0:09:54temple called the face in the stone they
0:09:57say if we give up the location their tax
0:09:59will cease but we know nothing of the
0:10:01ruin
0:10:02moreover shaam caravan seeking to find
0:10:04the face in the stone never return our
0:10:07request is this find the face in the
0:10:09stone learn the fate of our lives lost
0:10:12caravan and provide assistance to any
0:10:14survivors all we have concerning the
0:10:16ruins location is a line from an old
0:10:19song where the devil's horn threads the
0:10:22tunnel in the sky a stony visit rarely
0:10:25blinks its hollow I return with your
0:10:28findings to our Emporium in tier and you
0:10:31will be heralded as heroes of house
0:10:33shaam regards delam shaam guys I'm just
0:10:37saying backward kallik was in charge
0:10:39there was a lot less spam scrolls
0:10:42getting delivered back door has injected
0:10:43I was just me or they did not actually
0:10:47mention money at the end of that come on
0:10:49reelect kallik as heroes don't know how
0:10:54I feel about heroes i would like to hear
0:10:56that actually rendered in song
0:10:59casco to oblige no I'm drinking
0:11:02we need a bard guys the perfect time for
0:11:05characters would know that Catholic who
0:11:07Tony's character just mentioned was the
0:11:09previously a ruler of the city and who
0:11:12was just murdered allegedly murdered
0:11:16allegedly by his own men
0:11:19so you know not a very popular person
0:11:21but ok just look among some of us though
0:11:25justjust well he sacked we are where we
0:11:29are running out of money and that means
0:11:31that that the three creams running out
0:11:33of beer so I think it might be a good
0:11:35idea just to make sure he stays well
0:11:38lubricated probably a good idea for us
0:11:41she it's a she she's days I can't tell
0:11:44the difference between you and racers
0:11:46don't berate man good good tho ivory
0:11:50money good money buys more beer and axes
0:11:54I recommend we ask around the tavern and
0:11:56see if anybody knows anything about this
0:11:57horn this temple thank go anywhere else
0:12:01suppose you're looking for it's called
0:12:03the face you guys go ahead I'll be right
0:12:05here face in the stone this in the stone
0:12:07is the name of the temp I got no
0:12:09charisma no diplomacy so don't have me
0:12:11do it
0:12:11me neither
0:12:14yeah all right I'll do it
0:12:18Bard's what can you say who is it who's
0:12:20around here uh the the tablet is full of
0:12:24a motley crew haha not actually motley
0:12:27group but a motley crew of you know your
0:12:31your lab normal temperature colors there
0:12:34are some doors a party of dwarves that
0:12:36are drinking some very strong ale a
0:12:40couple 3i cream are ordering amongst
0:12:43ASCAP ok so there are 23 I Creed they do
0:12:47not acknowledge you
0:12:49that's road i try to get their attention
0:12:52ok they look at you they say yes yes i'm
0:12:55going to ask them about if they know
0:12:57anything about any temples lost in the
0:12:59desert
0:13:00well I we there have been many things
0:13:03lost in the desert
0:13:04you'll have to narrow it down for us if
0:13:07her face in the stone ask him about
0:13:09facing the stone what was what was the
0:13:11song that business with the song out
0:13:13where the devil's horn threads the
0:13:15tunnel in the sky the devil's horn
0:13:17threads the tunnel in the sky
0:13:19alright let's ask them if that makes any
0:13:21sense to him I'm something about a visit
0:13:23and I yes study visits rarely blinks its
0:13:25hollow i wear that general press the
0:13:30panel that something temple pops out of
0:13:37the air the shake their head but do you
0:13:41know where that is or should I keep
0:13:43saying you should stop singing
0:13:45I know I don't know where that is
0:13:48I've not heard that song before but it
0:13:51does have a certain dwarven hints to it
0:13:55but I don't know it's a motley crew
0:13:56sauce I ask nikki sixx they clearly have
0:14:01no idea what to tell you they've got
0:14:03another alright let's try the doors
0:14:06ok so there are four doors of
0:14:10indeterminent sexes they look like so
0:14:12you don't know
0:14:13although I index on tour not Harry so
0:14:15they don't have any period but maybe we
0:14:17should send the mold talk to all right i
0:14:19can go to I'll go talk to the dwarfs it
0:14:21seems like a good idea
0:14:22ok walk over to the door so if they say
0:14:23hey
0:14:24hello brother che I'm Carlos shower
0:14:29moment you know what
0:14:30hi carlos it's good it's good to see you
0:14:34a we just got this
0:14:36we just got the scroll that's about this
0:14:37face in the stone temple you know
0:14:39anything about that any idea about what
0:14:42that was from the guy with three
0:14:43dragonflies any ideas
0:14:45well I had heard we've heard that how
0:14:47sean is looking for adventures and they
0:14:49have a3 dragonfly seal i'm not sure what
0:14:53they're looking for but i I've heard
0:14:55they lost the caravan somewhere and I
0:14:58don't know who would attack how Sean
0:14:59caravan but that's bad a bad idea to ask
0:15:03me which in fact you did so i just told
0:15:05you that I didn't it
0:15:07do we have any idea who might do such a
0:15:10thing could we ask her i mean is there
0:15:12we know who their enemies i will you
0:15:15would know that are the trading houses
0:15:17in general don't get along they
0:15:19generally try not to attack each other
0:15:20though because the only way that the
0:15:22city-state's can stay afloat as if trade
0:15:25can flow through so the sorcerer kings
0:15:26frowned upon trading houses attacking
0:15:30one another on the game yet but that's
0:15:33true
0:15:34you do know that I mean it's dangerous
0:15:36to go out into the desert and that's
0:15:37what these these caravans go out into
0:15:40they go out usually they're well-armed
0:15:42so you can imagine that whoever attacked
0:15:44it was also was better armed or they'd
0:15:48be felt some kind of natural disaster of
0:15:51some sort which is not uncommon and
0:15:54there are plenty of a beast of the
0:15:56desert that attack and kill people
0:15:58regularly perhaps we could make some
0:16:01inquiries about where the caravan was
0:16:04going and when it was last heard from
0:16:07you can if you like
0:16:09yes let's do it who would be a good
0:16:13person to ask about that it seems like
0:16:15that might be beyond the realm of just
0:16:17our immediate surrounding you know how
0:16:18shaman has an Emporium in a tier in the
0:16:21marketplace so you could try that go out
0:16:24there and also you also know if you do
0:16:26intend to go out into the desert and
0:16:28track down this place and look for this
0:16:31Caravan that you will need more supplies
0:16:33that you have now
0:16:34suddenly feeling very strong pole to
0:16:36check out the important i'm not sure why
0:16:39seems like it might be a reason I assume
0:16:41that you're going off to the market is
0:16:43this correct
0:16:44indeed sounds like a plan that you make
0:16:46your way to the marketplace and it's
0:16:49very and it is a lively place so these
0:16:52the tall gentleman RR half Giants
0:16:56they're like dance character the praying
0:16:58mantis is a try cream shop right here so
0:17:02their discussion i did their stalls it
0:17:04served it's a very busy place
0:17:06i hustle bustle and he heyguys heyguys
0:17:12up on the rooftops that I don't think
0:17:14there's a radio
0:17:15oh those ranchers oh I will tell you
0:17:18what's happening we can move it
0:17:19wait a second we were lured to this
0:17:21emporium what I'd like a hot lay on the
0:17:23ground and hide as much as possible from
0:17:27the archers that are going to shoot us
0:17:29okay that may not be feasible but when
0:17:32you were finalized our chairs huh what
0:17:35those doing here we meet hey we got a
0:17:37scroll we have somebody showing the
0:17:39scroll shown the scroll
0:17:41it's cool we got a scroll don't you
0:17:42don't you have a scroll another
0:17:44successful Sylvester so lonely
0:17:46stop or my mom will present her scroll
0:17:49that threat great for something
0:17:53yes it is you know what is more dudes
0:17:56showing up this is not good
0:17:57are you familiar with our mating ritual
0:17:58it's pretty great dude there's someone
0:18:00back there by that stall
0:18:01oh there's like eight people everyone
0:18:04else abuse we created yet just to try
0:18:06his first right here okay so you're in
0:18:08the marketplace you walk in you're
0:18:11looking for the Emporium and as you're
0:18:14walking down the lane as you want to do
0:18:18in the marketplace
0:18:19I you here
0:18:23well you see this guy by the the cart
0:18:25here and he is a human
0:18:28I'm just telling you what what all these
0:18:29people are human there are three days
0:18:31yet
0:18:32the dwarves are three dwarves shockingly
0:18:36there are 23 I cream and up on the roof
0:18:39r5 LG's I know and you hear yellow
0:18:43surprise an alarm mixed with the sound
0:18:46of heavy boots and
0:18:47claws on tears cobbled streets from one
0:18:51end of the lane 23 i cream are bounding
0:18:53in your direction on the overlooking
0:18:55rooftops a handful of elves throw off
0:18:57cloaks and snatch throat throwing catch
0:19:00cos catches I don't know those are the
0:19:03cottage cheese tell you are the 3i Crean
0:19:07bladed throwing stars basically catch up
0:19:11my friend did you remember to play or
0:19:12bart air have from the other end of the
0:19:15street three burly doors hostile towards
0:19:17you behind the doors tried to determine
0:19:19looking human in a long cloak P&P bears
0:19:22the insignia of Eric a roaring lion
0:19:25eric is another city state who still has
0:19:29their source working so the guy who's
0:19:33wearing the insignia says this is your
0:19:35lucky day
0:19:36dogs of tier human on the lion God has
0:19:40chosen you to join the ranks of his
0:19:42worshippers you should feel honored
0:19:44however I'm afraid this is going to hurt
0:19:46a lot and so you know that a cone on is
0:19:51the sorcerer King of the city of Eric
0:19:55and it is clear that he wants to fight
0:19:59so what do you do anyone have anyone
0:20:02want to say anything before we do
0:20:05something they all appear to have ill
0:20:08will towards us this the seems to be a
0:20:11ambush and they do not seem to be happy
0:20:15to see you
0:20:17what the hell is wrong with this game
0:20:19Scott what is going on
0:20:22we're just here for some just looking
0:20:25for rentals and stuff fresh fruit man
0:20:27always a concern when they don't list
0:20:31the reward on the scroll we can always
0:20:34try to talk her way out of it but
0:20:35something tells me that's not today are
0:20:37not very interested in talk
0:20:41but maybe just maybe we can sing our way
0:20:45out is it so is it our impression that
0:20:48these that this was all this all
0:20:50happened simultaneously the path right
0:20:51green and the guys on the roof and the
0:20:53dwarves are all they're all in it
0:20:54together with mr. clokey so as soon as
0:20:57mr. clokey started talking the elves
0:21:00uncovered themselves now and the throat
0:21:02cream jumped over down bored yeah and
0:21:05then you know it is a to basically to
0:21:07have you kneel before him he says you
0:21:10know we can do this the hard way or the
0:21:12easy way if you just want what's the
0:21:14what's the easy way is that you submit
0:21:16to my will and we make you loyal
0:21:20subjects of who the the lion God you
0:21:25know I'm going to approach him and say
0:21:27tell us more of this lion guys the
0:21:30circle of life
0:21:31well he says stay where you are don't
0:21:33get too close
0:21:35ok I'll go right there one space it's
0:21:39cool it's just one spaceman
0:21:40alright well good so I we we need more
0:21:44agents in this city and I have heard
0:21:48tell of a certain temple that has been
0:21:50lost and I i have also heard that you
0:21:53are looking for it
0:21:54tell me why are you looking for this
0:21:57temple what's there
0:21:58what secret weapons are you going to try
0:22:00to get spy City alright but i have no
0:22:03idea we're in this for the money that's
0:22:04what they all say we are merely
0:22:05sightseeing we heard interesting things
0:22:08about the gods and those who had been
0:22:11worshipped at this temple and we wanted
0:22:13to learn of it
0:22:14Oh some say this temple is the site of
0:22:18strange disappearances we are but poor
0:22:20circus folk
0:22:22well everyone who is lying role of bluff
0:22:25role for me Bluff is under your skills
0:22:29you will roll a d20 and then add your
0:22:32whatever that number is next to it
0:22:34rights that we were in it for the money
0:22:36and I'm definitely if you are not like I
0:22:38I said there were strange disappeared
0:22:40the fact that we all set different
0:22:42things but maybe not
0:22:43optimized our story just a hair we are
0:22:46travelers
0:22:47hey Scott yes can i roll history to see
0:22:50what I know about that temple
0:22:52yes you can I don't know if it's too
0:22:54late
0:22:55yeah it's i rolled my Justin fine Tony
0:22:58ironic i rolled a pyro the one you
0:23:02actually no less than united five
0:23:04minutes ago so you are well I'm a little
0:23:06a strategy template even know what I'm
0:23:08talking
0:23:09well I am good i was gonna draw on at
0:23:11him about the lengthy history that I
0:23:13know about the temple and i think i just
0:23:15go ahh and then I get to structural
0:23:18wheels i had it was right there so Steve
0:23:22you were definitely like so what would
0:23:23what did you roll a bluff j9 ok so he
0:23:27does not believe you
0:23:29shockingly and this is what what why
0:23:33would you like to be clearly you're
0:23:34covering up something and now he signals
0:23:37to attack so let's roll for edition
0:23:39yes thanks deep so I got never trusted
0:23:43the right green her trust
0:23:45that's right sorry Scott what what am I
0:23:47where do I need to roll them roll a d20
0:23:4911 ok and now add your word says
0:23:55initiative on your sheet should be in
0:23:57the bottom left of page 10 so that makes
0:24:01it 14 area that's exciting
0:24:04alright give me a second i just rolled
0:24:05initiative for the exciting that's what
0:24:07i was saying it's exciting
0:24:08I'm sir what did you watch your
0:24:11initiative Steve 1515 okay Cody what's
0:24:15your initiative 77 what's your plus out
0:24:22that well that's with the plus you have
0:24:24what what is your plus sorry plus 1 okay
0:24:27you probably left red eight better than
0:24:34Cody
0:24:35Jason 14 and Dan 17 th you have a 17-2
0:24:46didn't I got 250 250
0:24:48I added my modifier ok alright so
0:24:52forthright green go first the bad throw
0:24:54runner the 3i Crean jump next to Carlos
0:25:00Matt and Carlos my friend they are going
0:25:05to claw at him huh
0:25:09they're each Carla's well whatever like
0:25:12your people it's and Carlos what is your
0:25:16armor class little shield Jason 1660
0:25:25okay so you got hit twice each of the
0:25:28three Creed you need some Eric their
0:25:30claws across your torso I doors out i
0:25:35like to break you I don't know and you
0:25:38take this part you take 40 in the 14
0:25:41points of damage man now how many points
0:25:44do you have Carlos well 20 now
0:25:47alright so you are not blood with you
0:25:50get to have half your hip landslide
0:25:52remember the clothes but i'm not there
0:25:53yet so next the dwarves go the enemy
0:25:58doors that is that huh
0:26:00and they are they're holding weapons
0:26:05called gouges which are basically like
0:26:08flattened pointy shovels now for gougeon
0:26:13after that but that sounds scary
0:26:15hi they are they don't they don't look
0:26:17happy
0:26:19are we sure their weapons and not
0:26:20nevermind they're gonna go by the shovel
0:26:24they're not just happy to see us
0:26:25yeah okay so what
0:26:33thank you for catching that Jason
0:26:34revolution what is going to attack a
0:26:36Steve I know it's only right it is only
0:26:40right so Steve what is your armor class
0:26:43well I rolled a 9 i'm going to
0:26:48assume that probably misses you Steve
0:26:50yeah i got an 18 AC so good you're good
0:26:53like you better than that your little
0:26:56shrimp uh who is this let's see who that
0:26:59tony i'm going to one attacks you and he
0:27:03gets a 1700 yeah alright so hehe gouges
0:27:10you with this couch out later and you
0:27:14take 11 points of damage and finally ren
0:27:2016 16 verses you ren oh yeah it's gonna
0:27:25hit areas so you also you take for 10
0:27:29points of damage and then points of
0:27:33damage as they they slice across now the
0:27:38Elven sniper scope
0:27:40yeah we got to go before us d they are
0:27:43you guys they got the drop on you didn't
0:27:45roll very well not so much at seventeen
0:27:49team so two of them were going to attack
0:27:52them bring it harder they fall
0:27:57true so let's see two so i won
0:28:01mrs. completely the other is a 22 which
0:28:05i'm assuming hits that will hit so you
0:28:08get five points of damage and let's see
0:28:11who else we got here think they're going
0:28:15to go for Carlos to are going to attack
0:28:18Carlos the dwarf they both hit so that's
0:28:2310 points of damage to Carlos well I
0:28:27bloody now Carlos sweet and wife
0:28:31let's see if I can figure out how to do
0:28:33the work might need some healing group
0:28:36could be such a small target too and uh
0:28:41one left will go for let's roll readily
0:28:4812 is dead 34 is ready 5 6 is well it's
0:28:56damned
0:28:57for John siracusa I'm a tank if you like
0:29:03job but I don't think of 14 hits use it
0:29:06does not
0:29:07well there you go now next up is dad
0:29:12Sweden are ever being uh under a hail of
0:29:16fire for the snipers who are on the
0:29:18rooftops of these buildings there are 23
0:29:24I cream that are attacking Carlos couple
0:29:27dwarves and the human male has not done
0:29:31anything yet the one who seems to be in
0:29:32charge
0:29:33alright well since I'm next to the the
0:29:37threat green i will start by using a
0:29:39minor action to activate my defender
0:29:41hora
0:29:42ok so basically a there is an aura that
0:29:46last round me it's about every space
0:29:47adjacent to me
0:29:48anybody who has any enemy in that space
0:29:50takes a minus-2 penalty to attack
0:29:52someone that is not me
0:29:54don't worry yeah and if they try to move
0:29:57or attack someone who's not me i can hit
0:29:59him
0:30:00okay but I'm going to start by hitting
0:30:02that guy who is directly next to me I
0:30:04attack that three cream that is to the
0:30:06south-west of me with a jarring smash
0:30:13all right bring on my sister
0:30:16alright so I rolled pretty bad that
0:30:18looks like a 12
0:30:19ah you did not hit i don't know i said i
0:30:25bet because of a jerk apparently was so
0:30:28you did I hit so you what what weapon to
0:30:30use i have a great sword
0:30:33it means ok ok so it's okay to feel that
0:30:36great it it rebounds off of the witness
0:30:40you know exoskeleton of the thread creed
0:30:44and if this frustrates me and I roar it
0:30:47clicks I it's just to get a minor action
0:30:49that is a free access free action mr.
0:30:52Steve your dresser so you have a you
0:30:55have you are surrounded by hostile doors
0:30:58I see that that's that's a temporary
0:31:00situation here i'm going to first
0:31:02evolved draw my my gift the gift card
0:31:06which I who knows where I keep it uh you
0:31:10don't want your pouch and ipod touch my
0:31:13dice bag your disco up which does not
0:31:16actually consume my minor action because
0:31:18i have four arms that script i'm going
0:31:22to use my jump and leap these guys which
0:31:25does not provoke an opportunity attack
0:31:27prayers and go straight for the human
0:31:29oh and i'm going to attack him with
0:31:31cutting words which actually could've
0:31:36called man i was but i usually the
0:31:37winner gets made fun of for using the
0:31:39stupid barred power names but i'm gonna
0:31:40use today I get rates that I have a
0:31:43power called vicious mockery for my
0:31:45shock that's all
0:31:47you call that a haircut cuts deep
0:31:51cutting words is a ranged attack which
0:31:53means that that would draw an attack of
0:31:55opportunity you would know this so that
0:31:57he was a true yeah alright then I best
0:32:00not do that i mean you could you could
0:32:02jump like Lander 1 square shapes I of
0:32:04America and that could be that way I
0:32:06guess the dwarfs can probably reach me
0:32:07next turn anyway let's do that
0:32:09ok let's make this let's make this thing
0:32:11happen but let's do it cutting words man
0:32:13you're bad roll a d20 plus 6 verses will
0:32:17is what I that sounds pretty awesome so
0:32:19roll20 ice world 20 that's with this
0:32:25that's why i wrote with mods ok was
0:32:27gonna say not a natural well you needed
0:32:29exactly that so you hit beauty that's
0:32:331d8 + 40 d 8 with the plus for that's 27
0:32:37all right he did not hit the stop please
0:32:40him cutting words rarely please they're
0:32:46targeting Carlos way it is unleashed
0:32:48wore em as this adorable i also pull the
0:32:51target two squares incidentally hope you
0:32:53what you want to pull him towards you
0:32:55I've sucked him in Carlos yes you are
0:32:59you have a threat you have 23 i cream
0:33:00next to you and a guy with an aura your
0:33:04is good for you
0:33:05I like the aura fact if you want to move
0:33:07so that they're both next to me that's
0:33:09even better
0:33:10and you're also draw blood i don't know
0:33:12how many points you have but 10 if I if
0:33:16I may make a modest suggest please I
0:33:18would hit one of those guys
0:33:20and then basically shift which is
0:33:22basically move one square to like here
0:33:24okay because then you will draw them in
0:33:27and they will both be affected by my or
0:33:29and I can keep them from trying to hit
0:33:30you right
0:33:31can I do that Scott yes how tiny is your
0:33:34aura it's it's every square size the
0:33:36size doesn't matter
0:33:37yeah it's how i use it yes no that's not
0:33:40true
0:33:41the effects of the aura not the size but
0:33:42in this case it's just one of the
0:33:44smallest which is five feet here or as
0:33:47small i mean it's it's a small list
0:33:51alright so Scott right look at each one
0:33:53if i'm doing if I'm doing this right do
0:33:55i do I assume the battle wrath stamps
0:33:57and then you should totally understand
0:34:00bonus that'll wrap it up and then and
0:34:02then i'm going to attack the the dude to
0:34:07the West that Dan didn't attack
0:34:09ok i do that you can the urology 20 then
0:34:15add whatever you should add strength for
0:34:17Stacy ok so added 10 to the d20 yeah
0:34:20okay so i get 10 plus 10 20
0:34:22alright so what weapons you-you an axe
0:34:26is that right but it's a fancy acts a
0:34:29tree i'll try call so you leave it in
0:34:32half
0:34:33nice and it is dead oh nice thing suede
0:34:37yeah you missed the mole Lila because at
0:34:42all then your career is that right
0:34:45Carlos
0:34:46yeah thats dark now now that I'm really
0:34:48angry and bloodied I also i'm gonna hide
0:34:51behind dance or you might want to
0:34:54scrunch down a little bit
0:34:56oh it's pretty small that's that nice
0:34:58book but I'm pretty small
0:35:00alright read you you have it is your
0:35:02turn you've seen Carlos dispatch one of
0:35:05the 3i cream the good 3i cream has
0:35:08jumped towards the human who seems to be
0:35:10the ringleader you have some dwarves
0:35:12near you
0:35:13no one has done anything about the
0:35:15snipers as of yet and that there is a
0:35:18very angry clutch mate of a dead thread
0:35:20green next to your half giant boy
0:35:25all right so is the person standing
0:35:26right adjacent to me is that a dwarf is
0:35:29that of angry dwarf this one
0:35:32angry to work yeah he's he's an angry
0:35:34dwarf peter dinklage yes one that I just
0:35:40drew all over
0:35:41don't worry bankrate drawn him that one
0:35:43yeah he is he's a bad
0:35:44ok always well since he's standing right
0:35:48next to me I mean it seems a shame for
0:35:50me not to throw you know eldritch magic
0:35:52in his face
0:35:53so I'm going to curse him with the
0:35:56Warlocks curse
0:35:57Oh always on because he's the nearest
0:36:00phone I can see em and i get to deal
0:36:02extra damage to him bring and in
0:36:06addition to that I'm i think i'm just
0:36:10going to cast my eldritch blast on him
0:36:14and despite it being a ranged attack it
0:36:16does not provoke opportunity
0:36:18oh I'm awesome and I have reached the
0:36:21coast after this yes Casper official
0:36:23years something like that
0:36:25alright alright i'm actually gonna roll
0:36:28with my real died because i don't trust
0:36:29this horrible thing I don't trust you
0:36:32so here's a dice it's d20 I promise and
0:36:35rolling
0:36:36I trust you 02 30 i got a 12 + 7 I gotta
0:36:441919 you you blast relax in his torso
0:36:48with your Eldridge might and you deal
0:36:51ideal a lot
0:36:54let's see I don't get anything 1000d 10
0:36:59and then 2d6 is that right down there
0:37:02are 26 plus 1 d6 so that's gonna be fun
0:37:06I do like warlocks and yes ideal eight
0:37:11and four ideal 12 damage plus 5 17
0:37:15damage then i see well then he's just a
0:37:19puddle now
0:37:20no he's still standing and he's not
0:37:23blood yet either so those are the tough
0:37:26guys for top router that is good to know
0:37:33anything else
0:37:34serenity ah
0:37:37don't think I can yack a face step would
0:37:44would make an opportunity attack yeah i
0:37:47know it's a teleport through okay maybe
0:37:50I'll do that because i don't like
0:37:51standing so close to this guy who can
0:37:53probably obviously do massive damage so
0:37:56I'm gonna tell por SI by teleport here
0:38:00can i still see everybody I you would
0:38:03not be able to see the human all that
0:38:06well actually you would because that's a
0:38:07little boost yeah i'm going there is a
0:38:11stepped alipore you want me to move you
0:38:14there
0:38:14hmm yes I would
0:38:17magic I did all right now in the human
0:38:23everything the human ships back he
0:38:27raises his fist points at the throat
0:38:30cream and a deer attacks 25 vs AC i do
0:38:39believe hits you
0:38:40yes it does so you take 18 points of
0:38:46psychic damage dude as a psychic image
0:38:52of a large fist flies out of his head
0:38:54slams into you and push you back 10 i'm
0:38:59down to nine which means i am blooded
0:39:01are already due to deck is alright so
0:39:11that was not everyone
0:39:14Jodi you go oh
0:39:17regular red car is going to back up
0:39:20because he does not like being dwarfed
0:39:22adjacent and I'm happy concerned about
0:39:26those okay with being mala Jason well
0:39:28you know I like being defender or
0:39:30adjacent but those snipers also seemed
0:39:34pretty threatening yeah so you know I
0:39:37mean it's not really a warrior but if
0:39:41Lightning were to accidentally strike
0:39:42them huh
0:39:44you know you might be involved in that
0:39:45so i'm going to use dark lightning so
0:39:49this targets the elves reflex which is
0:39:51probably pretty good at that but we'll
0:39:52see how this works
0:39:53so I scott i get to target to up to two
0:39:57guys so let's target the i'll go with
0:40:01the two guys on the red building
0:40:03ok so i'll call this is the first one
0:40:06the first one is I wrote the 14 and it's
0:40:10plus 6 that's 20 verses refi ok and the
0:40:13second one I rolled a crit ok so they so
0:40:16they both explode
0:40:18okay well yes for each so I don't need
0:40:23to roll damage for those in the know
0:40:24these are waiting when you hit something
0:40:27and it dies almost instantly these are
0:40:29minions
0:40:30so basically they have one hit points
0:40:32they're just there to be obstacles and
0:40:35and annoy you
0:40:36sometimes they can be hard to hit
0:40:38mission accomplished
0:40:39you know so they're okay do not like
0:40:41this get I'm still a little concerned
0:40:43about our odds so i think i will take an
0:40:45action point and try and do that again
0:40:48for the other roof topic i get on so i
0:40:53work from right to left so left-right
0:40:57Hebrew do this is much lower
0:40:59that would be 11 verses reflex nope and
0:41:0415 verses reflex and that does not hit
0:41:07either
0:41:07ok so i totally not worth it
0:41:11Archy out from his head you see this
0:41:13lightly you all know that magic uh is
0:41:18your very distrustful of magic
0:41:20nobody likes magic here in AZ so you
0:41:22just assume that he used some sort of
0:41:25perhaps it was a coincidence or it was
0:41:27you know I was just I was gonna just
0:41:30static
0:41:30electricity strange when you're out here
0:41:32is it
0:41:33yeah maybe yes he was rubbing a balloon
0:41:35on his head or as you do I ok so that
0:41:41was for Jason and Steve that was that
0:41:44was a route 1 in our encounter so there
0:41:48you go
0:41:48everybody has got your all you've all
0:41:50survived off into this primarily barely
0:41:53there are three deadbeats so that's
0:41:56always good and now we start again with
0:41:58a threat green the surviving fried green
0:42:00who is a very unhappy and only has one
0:42:03choice he must attack the the half jam
0:42:06and so he will and let's look he will
0:42:11he's very very angry Todd try Korean
0:42:14generally look my friend but he is he's
0:42:17he's not happy to see you this buddy
0:42:20just got split in half by door facts are
0:42:23true are you gonna do she's gonna I hate
0:42:26when that happens slashes claw across
0:42:29your face within 24 and you pick seven
0:42:33points down okay I guess that's what
0:42:35he's gonna do that's what it's going to
0:42:36do and then he was going to so much for
0:42:38your aura down that mean that's my point
0:42:41the point of the aura is to stop them
0:42:42from hitting you guys and make them hit
0:42:44me
0:42:45it's true we all die in the first
0:42:46encounter that would be a very short
0:42:48episode will actually stay there except
0:42:50it wouldn't because it's are you know no
0:42:52other not as fast movie game and now the
0:42:55daughter is gone so there's a dwarf next
0:42:59to this bloody 3i created so he's going
0:43:00to attack the bloody thread Curry who
0:43:02have opportunity on me
0:43:04uh-uh not letting this is just a normal
0:43:06attack
0:43:07yeah because you're next to him and he
0:43:09doesn't like you
0:43:10so he's going to not very nice he's
0:43:13going to sing a song you sing a song you
0:43:15should sing a song 17 but you have an AC
0:43:17of 18 I think right yeah so it bounces
0:43:21off of your armor your chain back
0:43:23doesn't do anything
0:43:24see that are that armor i recommend you
0:43:26purchase workout every thank God for
0:43:28that but another i'm not entirely sure
0:43:30how a bug where's chainmail but you know
0:43:32well especially casually it's another
0:43:35setting where patches of it here and
0:43:37there runs over to attack the throat
0:43:39cream and he hits what I was
0:43:44re you and I've got you attack nightfall
0:43:46to attack their boss man for 12 points
0:43:50of damage which I believe brings you to
0:43:51negative 2i would be unconscious yes- to
0:43:54right we're going to put actually you
0:43:56said 12
0:43:57yes that's actually negative 30 will put
0:44:00a little X over you you collapse in the
0:44:03agony there and we'll pay guys isn't he
0:44:08the one that's supposed to heal us will
0:44:10get anybody trained in heel but we'll
0:44:13get to your saving throw vs. death later
0:44:15and now we have what dwarf left where
0:44:20should he go he's gonna go attack Tony
0:44:2417 vs AC Tony minus 2 because he had
0:44:28next 15 vs AC that was the difference
0:44:31that i needed all right rail and in
0:44:33addition because he attacked my buddy
0:44:36oh do i get to make an attack on him
0:44:37please do so you sense that this attack
0:44:39would have gotten to you but some aura
0:44:42or something has got my sword i get in
0:44:45the way there other ants magnetism and
0:44:48Dan attacks i'm going to roll in mainly
0:44:51basic attack
0:44:52yes or d 10 plus 9 right on with 25 that
0:44:57would hit yes and in addition because
0:44:59this is my vengeful guardian i get to
0:45:03deal a 1d eight extra damage on top of
0:45:06my normal institute and this is this is
0:45:07the the already-injured dwarfs oh
0:45:09alright so that's a 1d 10 + 44 the
0:45:13normal damage plus an additional d8 so
0:45:16that is 14 damage or two damaged so he
0:45:19is bloodied good for him is he bloodied
0:45:23no he's not actually I can't do this son
0:45:25of a monkey
0:45:27oh no wait yes he is yeah he's dorsal
0:45:30it's hard to see with Zach with urea
0:45:32i've just i've just done the math is
0:45:35hard math is hard as it as a DM I know
0:45:38likes to say I'm just gonna drink and I
0:45:40here guys just go on without me back
0:45:42okay but that alright so that's what
0:45:45unhappy bloody dwarf the elves go so we
0:45:50still have we to alvin snipers have died
0:45:53under mysterious circumstances
0:45:56we have we have three left so let's see
0:46:01who's over here so they're going to
0:46:02attack
0:46:02dan Tony and Carlos everybody knows my
0:46:09name my name is easy to remember it
0:46:11jerks true so let's see
0:46:14they call me a just call me check on if
0:46:16thats pancakes eggs watch out there
0:46:18shooting at you pancakes is a pretty
0:46:20good afternoon nickname waffles let's
0:46:23see ya
0:46:24pancakes is 25 verses that will hit well
0:46:33we got the last part right you got five
0:46:35points of damage there
0:46:36ok Carlos is a 13 which I believe will
0:46:40miss you yep and tony is 23 i'm going to
0:46:47get did I don't get anything from being
0:46:50in dance or any more right and New York
0:46:53it's just a defender thing so it's only
0:46:54preventing people from mainly people
0:46:56from hitting you or next to me
0:46:58oh it's oh I didn't know there was like
0:47:00an asterisk only good for melee attacks
0:47:02yeah sorry buddy
0:47:04alright maybe maybe you should talk to
0:47:06take it up with whoever likes the
0:47:07Lightning people in your in your name
0:47:09oh how much damage did I takes life
0:47:11don't like is the spitting things they
0:47:15playing at you they cut across you
0:47:18you're only wearing cloth so you know it
0:47:21leaves a big trail blood falls out and
0:47:23they spin back into the hands of the
0:47:25snipers pretty cool
0:47:26ok i am bloody book by that and now it
0:47:32is a pancake stern world tourist
0:47:35campaign how excited I don't try to
0:47:39change him back this dorsum or just take
0:47:41out the three cream i thought if i had
0:47:45about three grand to write down our I
0:47:48only know just whacking the dwarf well
0:47:49you do know so you know that the threat
0:47:51screen is a not as tough as the dwarf
0:47:55yeah and you know the dwarf is bloodied
0:47:57alright that's all you okay i will i'm
0:48:03going to hit the nitride jarring smash
0:48:06on the dwarf
0:48:07let's try that so I prefer to call it a
0:48:11canning smash is it 13 which is not very
0:48:18good that does not hit well that's nuts
0:48:21to that alright as a minor action first
0:48:24I'm going to use my stones endurance
0:48:26which means i can resist 52 all damage
0:48:28until the end of my next turn
0:48:29ok and then I'm going to use my action
0:48:32point try that again
0:48:35bring it on since the dwarf alright
0:48:37bring it on
0:48:40don't don't fail 27 how about that does
0:48:43that work for you know it actually hits
0:48:45you hit the door but what damage that is
0:48:48a d-10 much damage plus one plus four he
0:48:54takes 10 damage he now grants combat
0:48:57advantage so if you are attacking him
0:49:00you get a plus to him because I've
0:49:02really jarred him you did and he does
0:49:05not he looks pretty beaten up
0:49:08he is not long for this world you sense
0:49:10with your keen combat reflexes Chaka
0:49:15Khan yes sir are barred it is your turn
0:49:18so what do i do role for death here
0:49:20yah Rollo role of teacher alter alter
0:49:23not die roll doubles stabilize it
0:49:25doubles you get out i didn't put
0:49:27anything but d20 in the thing or deform
0:49:30an magic missile nobody has any magical
0:49:33spot haha not true
0:49:35it's a one that's that's a lot that were
0:49:38actually failures right there that's
0:49:40really bleeding out here guys
0:49:42that's not good so I should sing a song
0:49:44about you can and I'm checking the
0:49:48little failures by the moment believe
0:49:51all right so you failed so everyone in
0:49:53your party knows that things are not
0:49:55going well for shock i notice they're
0:49:57not rushing to my aid but we're a little
0:49:59busy you know there's a dude over here
0:50:01the cast magic magic not cool
0:50:03Carlos one together one of your your
0:50:06adventuring party is down
0:50:08yes you see one of the 3i cream has been
0:50:10killed
0:50:11yes you notice that what your fellow
0:50:13dwarf there is
0:50:15is uh not looking good you also know
0:50:18there are three snipers above you
0:50:20yes you also know there are two doors
0:50:23that have not been hit at all
0:50:25yeah and the human who you saw deal some
0:50:29kind of massive psychic crazy fists
0:50:31thing yeah which laid low your friend
0:50:33how also seems perfectly happy
0:50:38yeah there's a lot going on here so in
0:50:41in a in a move in return
0:50:43what what what am i sorry water miles i
0:50:45can i can move and attack an attack and
0:50:47move can move and then attack you can do
0:50:50a minor action so any of your powers
0:50:53that's a minor you can use that as well
0:50:54you can use any of your daily power or
0:50:57you don't have two hours you could use
0:50:58any of your counter powers
0:51:00you can also then use an action point so
0:51:02that you can do two things to standard
0:51:04actions
0:51:05alright I'm gonna I'm gonna
0:51:09so if i use an action point that I could
0:51:11like move and attack again but you could
0:51:13move you could you could move twice and
0:51:16then attack for example so if you need
0:51:17to get further or you could move and it
0:51:19can attack two times and attacked two
0:51:21times okay i'm going to move to the last
0:51:24remaining three i cream and attack him
0:51:27and again i am still in battle wrath
0:51:30oh and you're still in dance this career
0:51:33and i am still in dancer and i'm going
0:51:35to attack that a guy hoping to cleave
0:51:36him in half as i did his friend it
0:51:38smells of maple syrup attack pancake
0:51:42anybody come on people keep up with make
0:51:45that references references acknowledged
0:51:48so what so what am i doing to at a
0:51:50glittery and add that must say modifier
0:51:53from your melee basic and athletic
0:51:55attend i believe so
0:51:5721 alright you cleave this this trike
0:52:02read in half
0:52:03whoo cleavage cleavage which brings the
0:52:06the total of leverage the total of death
0:52:08record on the board 233 well now you're
0:52:12not including certainly not and that all
0:52:14right dad he's just already think I'm
0:52:16getting better
0:52:18can I use my my action point you
0:52:20arranged attack on that dwarf whose you
0:52:22can bloodied yes you breaking I can't go
0:52:25to him right
0:52:25I don't have the ability to direct that
0:52:27is correct ok so then then I'm i'm going
0:52:29to do my range basic attack that I have
0:52:32go for it do it ironically Carlos ok so
0:52:37I roll a d20 yes and I and I do my I do
0:52:42my range attack which is a plus 6i guess
0:52:44ok
0:52:45and that's 11 alright well I don't know
0:52:48what your what
0:52:49what is your ranged attack with you what
0:52:50do you use it's the did java or as we
0:52:55say south-of-the-border day haha oh I
0:52:57cannot but would that be Miguel or
0:53:00Reuben digitata it looks like a
0:53:02highlight thing essentially a dummy girl
0:53:04like you put a rock and I laughing so I
0:53:06got you missed
0:53:08I just wanted to know what you missed
0:53:09with crap i don't think that's more than
0:53:13it is it is not right not Anna and I
0:53:17something-or-other okay are you are
0:53:19Crouch probably not really crushed your
0:53:21behind the booth you could see everybody
0:53:24you also see your bard is laying
0:53:27bleeding out around if I green sticker
0:53:31that is a problem just doing my job acre
0:53:35I don't even know there are two very
0:53:37fine-looking Wars alright sorry
0:53:40well and the the towers my the the
0:53:43tailor this I'm killing you from Ricky
0:53:46uua recognize that he is a he is
0:53:49channeling the sorcerer kings might
0:53:51through head self really don't like that
0:53:55he's looking at you kind of feel like I
0:53:59should handle these bitches first haha
0:54:06probably good let's see
0:54:11Murphy Murphy another door fee well you
0:54:15know what they're a little scary and I
0:54:17don't like that are bars just kind of
0:54:19sitting there so I'm gonna I don't like
0:54:21it either
0:54:22can you could help them yes oh it is
0:54:25going to happen her i'm going to move
0:54:28let's see it
0:54:30whatever steve yeah he's good help she
0:54:34the one where there is ok I'm gonna cast
0:54:39the Warlocks curse on this guy I'm
0:54:41closest to that one okay yeah so he's
0:54:44he's crist he's cursed and then i'm
0:54:49going to pop a daily and decree or Tyrod
0:54:53like popping a wheelie means yeah yeah
0:54:55so just late
0:54:57this is a blast 3 which I can draw
0:54:59theory yes when it gets both of them
0:55:02against both of them but not all your
0:55:06friends its enemies only okay yes I'm so
0:55:10pale blue flame appears approve your
0:55:12brow as you order a condemnation that
0:55:13makes foes mistake allies for enemies so
0:55:18having that conversation go is it
0:55:22something like I know that you know that
0:55:23I know that you know it's basically me
0:55:26speaking a lot of liberation a lotion
0:55:27having them I know where you did last
0:55:29summer
0:55:30alright good good yeah alright so this
0:55:34is the next thing I say will be the
0:55:36truth the previous statement was a lie
0:55:38ere are around in theory before the
0:55:41attack you slide the target two squares
0:55:44so I'm number one dude up here I want
0:55:49him to go there and their poop awesome
0:55:52then number two you can i slide him thru
0:55:55the dead barred oh my dead body
0:55:59a lot of travel travel travel time code
0:56:02why are you kicking me why are you
0:56:05laughing
0:56:05right over me and now you're having
0:56:08somebody over my corpse and i'm dead i'm
0:56:12dying and i'm dead
0:56:14alright so I'm gonna roll that was that
0:56:17would happen whether or not I actually
0:56:19hit i'm going to now attempt to hit hit
0:56:23them on the on-deck first first guy is a
0:56:2814 verses well that works alright and
0:56:34second guy is much more 17 + f 24 verses
0:56:39well that does not work
0:56:40no it doesn't i'm getting time d alright
0:56:44so number one
0:56:46well let's do number two a chute number
0:56:49two door first let's have number two
0:56:52dwarf attack first and he's going to
0:56:53attack his sorcerer King channeling guy
0:56:56really basic don't know that's me huh
0:57:00yeah let's see who all right thanks
0:57:06I he misses okay well then he takes 1d6
0:57:10plus actually no he takes to d6 because
0:57:14of my fancy curse who takes four he
0:57:22takes nine damaged or missing and then
0:57:26the other dude is going to whack him
0:57:29back immediately faced yes with a male
0:57:33basic or he could i just put this out
0:57:36there you could attack the bards corpse
0:57:37offer but I think now just just so you
0:57:44can only ride on the ground right there
0:57:46coup de Gras anyone
0:57:48okay roll my role yes your choice your
0:57:52role already rolled let's see you do
0:57:56oh he it's all right he hits for 10
0:58:03points of damage
0:58:05sweet they built they look thoroughly
0:58:09confused this is last more than your
0:58:12turn
0:58:13I think it's just my turn
0:58:15I don't actually know probably well that
0:58:18was exciting
0:58:19now it is the Templars turn so he guys
0:58:24we should have not opened that scroll
0:58:25you could steal everything was much
0:58:28better when we are getting that bar
0:58:29drinking beer still be in that tavern
0:58:32that much more is going also much more
0:58:37alive
0:58:38look Steve yeah so I the the Templar
0:58:43fixes Anna with a gays he looks right at
0:58:48you and he is right back
0:58:53manatee Leo in your head and attack
0:58:56happen
0:58:58it's all in your head to all in your
0:59:00head 19 vs AC that will hit all right so
0:59:05he's not in my head
0:59:08well that's what you think
0:59:1117 points of psychic damage oh goody
0:59:15and you get slapped against the wall of
0:59:18this
0:59:18Oh of this house here as the the weight
0:59:24of his glare just press you up against
0:59:26the wall
0:59:27he's a tough character i can tell there
0:59:33if it's good to have our party isn't for
0:59:34with the eye and with Larry three cream
0:59:37Barry bloodied right now so let's let's
0:59:42read well no it's chilly start so to go
0:59:43ahead I'll recap for you though so your
0:59:46throat cream is unconscious your warlock
0:59:49has been thrown against a and outside of
0:59:53your site you can no longer see her but
0:59:54you heard a squelch as though she were
0:59:56bloody Carlos the door
0:59:56bloody Carlos the door
1:00:00also bloodied your your half giant hora
1:00:04pancake bloodied you in factor also
1:00:08bloodied and there is a dwarf who does
1:00:12not look so happy
1:00:13standing next to you but there are on
1:00:15the plus side to death right cream and
1:00:18two dead snipers who died
1:00:21fortuitously as you were looking for
1:00:23sure I don't know if anything to do with
1:00:24you but who's to say I I mean maybe this
1:00:27is a good time to mention to the group
1:00:29that my daily power is called
1:00:31expeditious retreat but it's but it's
1:00:35only for me guys I i do not retreat
1:00:43well okay i don't like the direction
1:00:46this is headed i'm going to shift away
1:00:48from the dwarf that's right next to me
1:00:50kind of back into the shadow of Michael
1:00:53I friend there should i attack the
1:00:57snipers or the one of the dwarfs you
1:00:59think I'm leaning toward the dwarves so
1:01:04i am going karnatak the no no not Carlos
1:01:09Carlos is a mall i know the difference
1:01:11have read a thing or two about a thing
1:01:14or two
1:01:14alright I'm going to attack the dwarves
1:01:17that are hanging out over near my fallen
1:01:19friend okay and i am going to use on the
1:01:22first one the closest one
1:01:23hypnotism who keep no ties the dwarf
1:01:27this is this is a little trick I picked
1:01:29up so this is versus will simply not
1:01:32magic not there yet
1:01:35don't I mean it's just it's an illusion
1:01:37so that would be 19 verses will I that
1:01:42that succeeds
1:01:43ok so that dwarf the one right next to
1:01:46cut out he's going to turn around and do
1:01:50a melee basic on his friend
1:01:52alright again this is the second man
1:01:54basically is dr. yes friends
1:01:56Cherie their relationship and I feel
1:01:59like I probably sewing some seeds of
1:02:02dissension and Scott he gets a plus 4
1:02:05bonus to the excellent
1:02:06haha but for being hypnotized well in
1:02:10the hypnotism effects seem to have met
1:02:12stop his his accuracy since i wrote a
1:02:15one and he completely dresses
1:02:18oh they're all right I I think that's
1:02:22all that that that reg dark can do right
1:02:24now right now alright so the throat
1:02:27cream are dead not include exterior
1:02:31welcome you're welcome for the the Elven
1:02:34snipers are not dead
1:02:36no I don't want to have they have three
1:02:38easy targets right here we have that
1:02:42aura still yeah that does nothing for
1:02:44this yeah you know writers do anything
1:02:46no ranged attacks it works a lot better
1:02:48when they're next to us that looks
1:02:49pretty again pretty some exceptions some
1:02:52exceptions may apply
1:02:53not good in here against the Goliath
1:02:56we've got 17 a myth against the Carlos
1:03:02the dwarf we've got a natural 20 so they
1:03:04hid all ah luckily the max damage is the
1:03:08damage they do so five points of damage
1:03:10boy and he gets a Ragnar I have more
1:03:16blood and my bloody no reg are they
1:03:19missing is you
1:03:20so the only person that hit was a steady
1:03:23stalwart Carlos was becoming more and
1:03:28more bloodied as the day goes by you're
1:03:31killing me here guys let's see this to
1:03:34me it's it's really them as to attack
1:03:36the Goliath so he was over
1:03:39he's going to attack the dwarf attack
1:03:42supplies mrs. horribly X and now it is
1:03:46the Goliath stirred excellent so as I
1:03:51recall last time I hit that worth of my
1:03:53drawings match which gave me combat
1:03:54advantage until the end of my next turn
1:03:56that is correct i still have that combat
1:03:57advantage that's fabulous i'm going to
1:03:59use my wasteland fury encounter power if
1:04:03I use this power well I'm I'm Jason
1:04:05smiling so I can't shift firsthand but i
1:04:06can still just hit him for
1:04:08let's see all right here we go 2400 that
1:04:13doesn't back hit excellent you do my do
1:04:16one weapon plus ability modifier if I
1:04:18have commented Vinci target I deal extra
1:04:20damage equal to my primary ability
1:04:22modifier
1:04:23just another for know that's going to be
1:04:251d temple is eight ok he's dead
1:04:27yay but I roll it anyway hey why not x
1:04:31hood
1:04:33yeah 13 alright good time
1:04:36he's dead he's i'm having trouble with
1:04:39the xrs he's having trouble dying let me
1:04:42help you along all right he does hard he
1:04:45does i am going to run over here to try
1:04:50and help my three green buddy Steve you
1:04:52might as well roll 20 now so as I run
1:04:56past this guy this guy get egg at attack
1:04:58of opportunity on me he does all right
1:05:01take it i have a bonus to the
1:05:03opportunity text thanks to my heavy
1:05:04blade expertise
1:05:06alright well let's see does are 24 vs AC
1:05:11hit just barely
1:05:14so you take 14 points of damage 14 you
1:05:18say it is 14 Wow okay that may have been
1:05:22a technical error i'm still up i'll get
1:05:26the boy well you're being a hero Steve
1:05:28did you say to make your city versus
1:05:30death was the target
1:05:32oh wait haha i still have that so my
1:05:34supposed to get my intern i was going to
1:05:35tell you
1:05:36oh hi did not get a 10 alright that's 22
1:05:39down yeah yeah and always Steve sit down
1:05:42for the third time I could
1:05:44Carlos yes you are your aura has
1:05:48abandoned you
1:05:50yes you was also nobody near me there's
1:05:53no wonder you it's true except for my
1:05:54dying you here
1:05:58I'm died on the wind I am I was all god
1:06:02I a I can't help him if anyone had to do
1:06:06was break things anyone can do anyone
1:06:08can do a heel check even if you're
1:06:10untrained and he'll check will stabilize
1:06:12him if you are role more than a 1000
1:06:15will feel free to let them know before
1:06:17I've rolled too bad saving throws well
1:06:20now pick up this you pick up the stuff
1:06:22that's outside of them and you put it
1:06:23back in and make a suggestion
1:06:25yeah that's one to get yes sir if you
1:06:27want to go help Steve that's definitely
1:06:28a great idea if you wanted to attack the
1:06:30dwarves you can also charge which is
1:06:32move
1:06:33and hid in the same action and i'll give
1:06:36you a little bit of a bonus that said
1:06:37steve is dying
1:06:42I've also got these archers hear ya
1:06:44straight well especially also and have
1:06:46fewer options for who they are going to
1:06:48hit so they have to you also are not
1:06:50them you were also not the person was
1:06:51probably the best ranged attacks against
1:06:53ranged attack this is true it is a
1:06:57connect so what was so i can save i can
1:07:00try to say Steve you can't so under your
1:07:02skills you'll see that there's one
1:07:03called he'll yes what is listed there
1:07:08one so you have to roll a nine or better
1:07:12on a d20 to stabilize the I'm he does
1:07:16not have to roll
1:07:17uh another DEATH safe now if he it's he
1:07:20does not even fifty percent it's true if
1:07:22he does not get if he fails his next
1:07:24death say it's three strikes and you're
1:07:25out here on dark sun so that then why do
1:07:28i do that is that my whole turn
1:07:31well you would have to move you how they
1:07:33have a movement of what 5 i'm guessing i
1:07:37don't know what is that where is tell ya
1:07:39you can be read you will be able to get
1:07:41to him and then you could do your check
1:07:43and that would be your whole well in
1:07:45fact there are two options in 26 States
1:07:47the house my side stabilizing the dying
1:07:50i think is actually Dec 15 Scott but he
1:07:53can also grant him his second wind if he
1:07:55still has it which would give him
1:07:56actually give him points
1:07:58o or use a 10
1:08:01let's plug it in for the remainder or i
1:08:03could give myself second wind because
1:08:05i'm also very close i mean if you want
1:08:07to prioritize yourself over Steve
1:08:09absolutely i mean Jason how do you don't
1:08:11do it man
1:08:12how do you feel about Steve or hyde park
1:08:15how does Carlos feel about kotka you
1:08:19only have to answer one of ok ok so i
1:08:21have everybody loves the part just I
1:08:24know that ok everybody watch guys my
1:08:26favorites i'm going to use i'm going to
1:08:28use the second one on myself
1:08:30Oh damning the bard to death
1:08:34excellent so you probably know like
1:08:35bloodied I get eight hit points right
1:08:38that's equal to my search value connect
1:08:40and you lose a surge as for that
1:08:43nobody expected in the killer rock-climb
1:08:45still bloodied I'm telling you this is
1:08:47hard okay now come out now can I run
1:08:49over to Steve
1:08:52what can I do nothing LOL you can run
1:08:54over to see are you know because i don't
1:08:57have enough range right now you do I
1:08:58can't I can't
1:08:59ok but you can drive it you cannot do
1:09:02anything else though
1:09:03let's go attack anybody have an action
1:09:05point of interaction point that's true
1:09:07no I i spent my action tonight then then
1:09:10you can just let Steve sit there and
1:09:11like say hey look I look great
1:09:13I healed myself how you might roll
1:09:15better than I get so when so i guess i
1:09:17gave up my at my attack by moving the
1:09:19second wind
1:09:20the second wind is your standard action
1:09:22oh ok you can do a minor action and most
1:09:25don't get the dwarf benefit do that but
1:09:27yeah I don't think I have any good minor
1:09:29actions though
1:09:30oh alright Randy and I can I could use a
1:09:32telekinetic grasp but unless there's a
1:09:34piece of junk that I can throw at
1:09:36somebody it's not going to you could use
1:09:38the glowering threat but that basically
1:09:40attacking known better yeah so you ran
1:09:44you have been you been thrust against
1:09:46this wall with under a wall of psychic
1:09:50pressure it did not please you watch now
1:09:53I so my first question your finger it
1:09:57has done I who besides the dead bard is
1:10:03most bloody in the party was good
1:10:06crushing i would guess I'm gonna say
1:10:09Carlos Carla how many points you guys
1:10:11need some help
1:10:12no Carlos just healed up I have 13 hit
1:10:15points so call 40 dan has seven bad at
1:10:19seven okay it was not important to keep
1:10:22alive at this point
1:10:23well Charlie's player characters think
1:10:25they are themselves i think that the
1:10:28human Templars the most important to
1:10:30keep Eliza can you do nothing for Steve
1:10:32I can do nothing for Steve but I could
1:10:34potentially do I mean it might be worth
1:10:40running up and trying to save him just
1:10:41because you can show just for show
1:10:44I mean but that's it still try all you
1:10:46have to do is run roll a ten or better
1:10:48that waste my standard doesn't it it
1:10:51does well have stayed out ways to CZ i
1:10:58get my kids and your work on existing
1:11:00ruling skill to poorly try and heal
1:11:04Steve yes
1:11:05it worse invisible for return oh yeah
1:11:09that's not gonna help Steve I want to
1:11:11talk steep but it'll help one of you
1:11:13okay it was alive and can presumably
1:11:15help Steve or killed warps I'm about the
1:11:18killing
1:11:19so i'll leave the healing to someone
1:11:20else I'm a killer not a lover
1:11:22this is not a healing else is this is
1:11:25this is an elf who expected all human
1:11:28classes although awkwardly I think I
1:11:29have the best deal school in the group
1:11:30at to your healing person is currently
1:11:34got two were so waffles
1:11:36alright well lot with all right how
1:11:40about this if I will I will use my can i
1:11:43make it yes and i will use my next turn
1:11:44to heal Steve you should probably make
1:11:46me invisible so I don't get hit between
1:11:48now and then
1:11:48sounds like plan ok then I am to do i'm
1:11:56going to go ahead at and exercise from
1:12:00sites one of the dwarves who is the most
1:12:06bloody of the two of the dwarves
1:12:08I that was good question well there's
1:12:11only one wife was bloodied and that
1:12:12would be a well who's hurt at all and
1:12:16that is this one that i'm moving closest
1:12:18to the closest to the surface or gotten
1:12:21ok good heart
1:12:22well that guy also happens to be the guy
1:12:25that I asked my warlocks curse on I I'm
1:12:29gonna exorcise him from sight
1:12:31I don't know what that means but magic
1:12:33removes all evidence of ufo's senses
1:12:35that you're one of your allies exists
1:12:37and also hits him a little bit i'm so
1:12:40i'm going to roll up critical fail
1:12:45oh that's and it's very sad I guess
1:12:48nobody's getting invisible this time I
1:12:51am going to spend an action point into
1:12:52something else as well do something
1:12:54awesome i used up a lot of my awesome
1:12:57things
1:12:59well i'm still going to shoot an
1:13:01eldritch blasted him because you know
1:13:03what he deserves to die at the door not
1:13:07aware not happy and not Carlos but
1:13:11that's an 18 the door that hit 18 verse
1:13:16reflects hits array
1:13:18it he's gonna take a butt ton of damage
1:13:22oh yes he's going to take 10-12 70 in
1:13:30222 did points of damage
1:13:3422 points of damage he is wait for it is
1:13:38bloodied he's not dead he's bloodied
1:13:40haha no wow
1:13:44but he looks he looks a like he can see
1:13:47death from where he is because he he
1:13:50could see the bard ha ha ha ops ii can
1:13:55see when curry from here to there can i
1:13:59hide by that cart if i find that card
1:14:01remember if you move at least three
1:14:03steps my know when I could make a card
1:14:06for you that's closer
1:14:07here you go there's a new cart you can
1:14:12hide behind that cart if you like
1:14:14not the fake cart that Steve is credited
1:14:16intentionally going 100 bucks and three
1:14:22four squares to move behind the car
1:14:26right here
1:14:27thank you and that activates shadow walk
1:14:33which means he says I my turn if I move
1:14:36through plus squares from the starting
1:14:37square i gained concealment until the
1:14:39end of my next start you are in inky
1:14:41darkness I like inky darkness don't get
1:14:46hit you notice of a sudden that you are
1:14:49by yourself really not happen
1:14:52nice i notice right guard notices right
1:14:55never forgets what you do I'm gonna
1:15:01scurry over a little bit closer to my
1:15:03friends and I mean about the leading
1:15:06them to us
1:15:07I'm gonna hope that no one's looking at
1:15:09me too closely you're gonna buy a hot
1:15:11dog
1:15:11I you know our hotdogs are still
1:15:14available on APIs they're made a skank
1:15:16oh I am going to sand in San yeah well
1:15:20the roller um I'm gonna do a spirit rend
1:15:24um get don't worry about where that's
1:15:27coming from guys but I'm gonna spirit
1:15:29rend the the bloody dwarf but this is a
1:15:32burst one
1:15:34ok so it's all leave each enemy inversed
1:15:38oh yeah so it'll hit both doors and the
1:15:43demolition man
1:15:45yes so let's let me roll vs on this is
1:15:47versus will so let's workout left to
1:15:50right all right that's a crit on the
1:15:53first one
1:15:54ok the one who is not yet the one has
1:15:56not been hurt yet that is an 18 verse
1:15:59will on the second one that hits and
1:16:02that is a 13 verse will on the bossman
1:16:04that mrs. that is really unfortunate i
1:16:07was really hoping to hurt him
1:16:09alright this does sue 3d6 damage 366
1:16:13laid on me as i would have liked that to
1:16:19a bigger number 14 damage
1:16:24ok necrotic damage if it matters it
1:16:26doesn't and the target is immobilized
1:16:28alright well this this the blood one is
1:16:31very immobilized because he is dead is
1:16:34he
1:16:34just out of curiosity he's not undead
1:16:36right he's not he's not undead he's
1:16:38choking the power does something
1:16:40different if they're Undead
1:16:41I i would have let you know that there
1:16:42were dwarven zombies
1:16:44I would have picked up on that ok
1:16:45probably so that was dead her a the
1:16:48other one how many points of damage to
1:16:50say 60 I 1440 alright the other one has
1:16:55been hurt but he is he is immobilized so
1:16:57is immobilized I'm sure that there is
1:17:01some kind of yeah I i just i toured
1:17:03three spirits is what I did or something
1:17:07did allegedly I mean you know like I
1:17:09don't they see down the street so it's
1:17:11impossible t-shirt question their
1:17:13existence
1:17:14alright so now it is the snipers turn
1:17:17yeah they could see the
1:17:21spirit terror they can also saw that
1:17:24whoops they can see Carlos I I think
1:17:29they're all going to attack totally it's
1:17:33okay I've got like six points so let's
1:17:37see gonna die
1:17:39oh yeah so what you're gonna be drinking
1:17:42by myself in the bar by 2 haha my AC is
1:17:46a 18 and 16 16 16 but i'm going to use i
1:17:51have a shield power that I might use if
1:17:53you are you're going to use it
1:17:55okay yeah i use shield ok which means i
1:17:59gained + 4 which is an immediate
1:18:01interrupt when i get hit which I am
1:18:03sensing that's what's happening
1:18:05it's all plus 42 AC until the end of my
1:18:08next turn
1:18:10what was your AC again sir it was 16 so
1:18:12it's now effectively 20 out of 20 so you
1:18:14only got hit once instead of three times
1:18:16that could have been really bad for me
1:18:18so you take five points of damage i'm
1:18:20still in a really bad way
1:18:22let's just say that can't happen again
1:18:25everything's getting hazy oh dear so the
1:18:28the dwarf goes he is immobilized you
1:18:30can't do anything
1:18:31alright and I was dancing yeah alright
1:18:34well i will try safe Steve I saves the
1:18:38times ready 15 alright Steve you are
1:18:42stabilized you no longer have to roll
1:18:44versus death you are still unconscious
1:18:46data you're not bleeding dreaming sweet
1:18:50dreams now I want a weenie where I want
1:18:52a weenie
1:18:53somebody order me a weenie what I
1:18:54recover Costard is not by Carlos your
1:18:59turn
1:18:59oh my turn so you see the throat cream
1:19:01has been stabilized you saw the snipers
1:19:04all attack a rag dar um my name don't
1:19:09know
1:19:10well hit with its clothes ready Reggie
1:19:12you don't know where that you're like is
1:19:14the Warlock seems to have disappeared
1:19:16you've got a dwarf and the temple or
1:19:17these the snipers are all active targets
1:19:20as this
1:19:20I don't know if they say that anywhere
1:19:21but i am going to to I am I am in my
1:19:25excellent battle wrath stance and we'll
1:19:31attack that last dwarf ok
1:19:34so you have to move so you step over
1:19:36onto the thread creates body but y'all
1:19:39come on you're not stepping over vital
1:19:41organs or anything so it's ok how do you
1:19:44even know what vital organs are you know
1:19:46anything about the three Crean I don't
1:19:49think you do know where i keep my dice
1:19:51and it says it doesn't show it in battle
1:19:53rather get a plus 2 bonus to the biggest
1:19:56that's a damaged roll not to the hit
1:19:57role that's correct yeah right i'm still
1:20:00so you're angry at 24 that it's okay and
1:20:03i wrote for damage and that's going to
1:20:05be d 10 plus 9 plus 20 so that's and at
1:20:111616 that was a mighty blow that has
1:20:17made our dwarven friend here bloodied
1:20:21okay excellent
1:20:26leg last 13 pancake friend you're
1:20:31crouched behind a cart and coward hot
1:20:35dog cart apparently and very lucky you
1:20:38your your cloak of darkness
1:20:41yes and that's where I shall stay and
1:20:44once you purchase raining down here Tony
1:20:47sleeping sickness had a if I had
1:20:49multiple if I had attacks that hit
1:20:52multiple people i would get rid of those
1:20:53arches right quick but unfortunately i
1:20:55only have single attacks that do lots of
1:20:57damage to one person you don't you have
1:21:00one is that one too funny dude there you
1:21:03have 1i have one burst but it's each
1:21:05creature and it's only a burst one yet
1:21:07but they're also their creatures and
1:21:09there's nobody near them who's our
1:21:10buddies
1:21:11yes I'm saying it's only a person i
1:21:12would only get two of them that's that's
1:21:14pretty good at that too is better than
1:21:19zero my friends whether you'd rather I
1:21:21killed two archers then then try and
1:21:23knock out one of those forms or you can
1:21:26also attempt to heal the frankly you
1:21:28could give him your second wind her
1:21:30excuse me her her own second
1:21:33oh yes I just say I'm giving all your
1:21:36also an option that always seems to be
1:21:38at the bottom of the list
1:21:39captain good of the three green and i am
1:21:45very and forehead points i don't know if
1:21:48i can sacrifice those a sari exactly
1:21:52what I'm not worth it
1:21:53alright so here okay
1:22:00how bloody is that door over there
1:22:03the enemy or that he is positively using
1:22:07these piece you've seen bloody or
1:22:10dwarves but he doesn't look particularly
1:22:12healthy I think you just inspired a song
1:22:15with that cat can i make it can make a
1:22:17suggestion if if we take out that dwarf
1:22:20than is the only dude that either Carlos
1:22:23or i can really hit
1:22:24ok see you would I think I think the
1:22:28snipers you have range and I think you
1:22:29can take out a couple you in and and
1:22:31Reggie over there can take out a couple
1:22:32of a couple of snipers but i can
1:22:35guarantee i'll get at least one
1:22:37well in that case i'm gonna kick that
1:22:40door sauce on the next turn so I'm gonna
1:22:43kill me I mean would leave him well in
1:22:49that case I will drop a first one on the
1:22:56these fine folks at first yeah the
1:23:00lovely snipers so first papers i'm also
1:23:05gonna throw a a warlocks curse on the
1:23:08leftmost sniper why not
1:23:12ok so sniper number one does a 14 verses
1:23:18reflex hips no okay what about h know
1:23:32another 14 verses reflect nope it was it
1:23:36was a valiant effort but failure state
1:23:39now anything else
1:23:43um no that's everything ok
1:23:46it is the humans turn again
1:23:49so he's going to attack both Dan and
1:23:52Carlos oh yeah had to say something it's
1:23:57not going to move back a few Howard
1:24:03ground is Howard comfortable carless you
1:24:05to join me down here is not that bad but
1:24:06we might be there may be a pilot body
1:24:09there right this and it's fairly soft i
1:24:11may just lay down right on top of you
1:24:13Carlos not waiting here he hits both of
1:24:15you wear something called a federal glay
1:24:20get blazed gays definitely don't for the
1:24:24pad game that's later I don't want to
1:24:25know a glass don't have been donated
1:24:30so you take 15 mins points of damage
1:24:35I'm I'm unconscious I am I also
1:24:38unconscious and if you even if you were
1:24:41unconscious you would be unconscious
1:24:43while because its power so all right
1:24:47you're both unconscious just got this
1:24:49has been great guys goodnight
1:24:50yeah thanks for joining us on the
1:24:52uncomfortable and now uh red star
1:24:58uh-huh so ya you have seen now let's
1:25:01just count down who is conscious you
1:25:04rent and somewhere I you don't you can't
1:25:10see her I the bad guy and a dwarf is the
1:25:16dwarf stolen mobilized i think i am like
1:25:18him actually start the bart says yes
1:25:21tony is he still immobilized save ends
1:25:24David's ok i could have the answers he
1:25:27is not immobilized
1:25:28ok so really at this point it's just a
1:25:31matter of who can we take out to make it
1:25:34really inconvenient for when they bury
1:25:36us
1:25:37you're gonna have to lift our bodies all
1:25:39by yourself
1:25:41so in that interest Red Guard is going
1:25:43to kinda he's just going to kind of look
1:25:45at that uh that one of the elves up on
1:25:47the roof and he's gonna kinda pointed
1:25:49them and go shot and he'll take a magic
1:25:52missile which means the automatically
1:25:53takes seven damage and he's dead
1:25:56okay and yeah it's going little stern
1:26:00they attack you to do elves one hits 45
1:26:06what's damaged ok technically still
1:26:11alive
1:26:12there you go the other mrs. sadly that's
1:26:15good because you know what this
1:26:17situation we very different them now
1:26:20it's the dwarfs turn and he charges you
1:26:22oh I thought that was Carly Carl's
1:26:27unconscious under the frowny face i am
1:26:29laying on Steve's body
1:26:31yeah i didn't i didn't realize there was
1:26:33still a tour feels it's a nice of us to
1:26:35die in a convenient pile for the guy
1:26:36with the car to come around just give us
1:26:38all up what I fell swoop
1:26:4018 vs AC that will hit and you take i'll
1:26:47give you a hand if it's if it's an
1:26:49energy rom in trouble
1:26:50it is it is several integers whatwhat
1:26:54several 1 832 you pick 140 points
1:26:59alright well i'm i'm pretty in trouble
1:27:01then um yeah I'm on my way to death huh
1:27:04I hear it's nice there alright peaceful
1:27:08read i know it
1:27:09I've always pretty different unfair
1:27:11amount of trust in your abilities to
1:27:13sell adjust from certain do
1:27:15dan is unconscious steve is unconscious
1:27:19Jason is unconscious Randy's conscious
1:27:22probably time to stop holding background
1:27:24alright so you've seen your friends a
1:27:29record our fall you can peek over the
1:27:33corner and you see him
1:27:35collapse under the gouge of the dwarf
1:27:38who he thought was Carlos and that he
1:27:41really is here made a mole with a Model
1:27:46United war from a distance they they
1:27:48look similar
1:27:49oh that's what they all here the human
1:27:51laughing and saying fear the lion and
1:27:56the two you see where the hell are the
1:27:58cops to uh Archer archers are still
1:28:02there looking for you they can really
1:28:04see you can really see them so that's
1:28:06good where you are but they do they even
1:28:08have lions on FSI likes and lions or
1:28:10something
1:28:11it is metaphorical lion that's ok that's
1:28:13racist by the way
1:28:14ok so read your chain well things are
1:28:18not going well
1:28:19no i'm leavin even the hot dog guard
1:28:21tight cart guy is running away he's like
1:28:24I'm out here
1:28:24yeah he saved his weenie so i might
1:28:27again recommend that maybe somebody beg
1:28:29for mercy from the powerful dude who's I
1:28:31don't know tell him he'll lion or
1:28:34something that I lawful believe it for
1:28:36me or asking maybe you're not a liar
1:28:41like Steve useful artifacts in this this
1:28:46temple were looking we were looking for
1:28:47about 45 before we dive but you can
1:28:50always run away and we did not
1:28:53it wasn't attached to these people
1:28:57it's true you were just drinking buddy
1:28:59so good sign up for this but you know
1:29:03maybe i'll give him a parting blow
1:29:06because I'm tired of this door beeps uh
1:29:10let's see i'm just i'm gonna go ahead
1:29:13and curse little laugh about this over
1:29:15weenies later
1:29:16yeah but laughs and because I am
1:29:21technically the closest a live a lie i
1:29:24get plus 1
1:29:25yeah close the limelight and everybody
1:29:29goes the trip exciting
1:29:31who are you currently work for the jar
1:29:33oh yeah the bloody door open to do
1:29:36ok the big dude is not even bloody and i
1:29:38feel like if i say hey look at me he's
1:29:41gonna look at me and that's gonna be bad
1:29:43got nobody else to look at
1:29:46it's gonna be okay I think maybe I'm
1:29:49gonna hit him for a lot 23 verses reflex
1:29:54that those infected
1:29:56ok good so that is going to do 10 and 16
1:30:02it's definitely more than six you didn't
1:30:05do much but we're taking him with us
1:30:09guys
1:30:10excellent i'm sure you could tell me how
1:30:12it is you will share a card out to the
1:30:15dump
1:30:15it's 18 all right he is he's totally
1:30:19dead
1:30:20cool sure he's totally dead
1:30:23not just partially actually dead he's
1:30:26totally his head has been separated from
1:30:27his body
1:30:28see it's usually a sign when my head
1:30:31comes away from the body eh ova now we
1:30:33killed all the guys that we're gonna
1:30:34have to bury us that one guys going to
1:30:37bury like five people three and by
1:30:40moving spaces i turn something
1:30:45concealment AG and concealment in- Scott
1:30:49yes I don't know if you realize this but
1:30:51suddenly the hot dog guy steps forward
1:30:53hot doctor says I too am a member of
1:30:58this party my name is Frank further
1:31:03and i am a good hot dog guy and my tongs
1:31:11are plus 20 plus 2 togs of workflow whoa
1:31:17hey he's gonna life
1:31:20he's getting away hot guy I'm just
1:31:23saying hot guy but I mean you may be
1:31:25back i have another member of our party
1:31:27so wait so who's turn is it there is so
1:31:30it is the human Templars turd looking
1:31:33great and he is going to attack because
1:31:37no there's nobody alive to attack but
1:31:39there's still one hey I'm stable so I
1:31:41might still live
1:31:42you're all doing a live technically yeah
1:31:46boy
1:31:47so read you do get bonuses but he's
1:31:49going to attack and she's secret I
1:31:51thought she's hiding she gets she's
1:31:52she's shadowy shadowy but not invisible
1:31:55know so 18 vs AC and that well what's
1:32:01your AC was that 18 after before after
1:32:06yeah haha i'll take that as a it's budge
1:32:13she swears more than anybody else
1:32:15thought yet so i'm going i don't want to
1:32:21say this but I'm going to 20 points of
1:32:23damage
1:32:24yeah or dead ok so you're all harmful
1:32:28Scott Scott we've we've been McNulty we
1:32:32want to know I want a chance to roll at
1:32:34least 4 i'd want a saving throw it just
1:32:36in case I got a 20 as we've been in
1:32:38worse situations than this haha yeah
1:32:41what where we were in a pub and then we
1:32:43were here
1:32:44so which of those times was worse that
1:32:47the service at that pub was awful at
1:32:50right ticket point taken is it too late
1:32:53for me to take the lion god is my Savior
1:32:56is there any chance that we all wake up
1:32:59in bed with bob newhart it was all agree
1:33:01there's always a chance
1:33:03ok so you're all uh unconscious and I an
1:33:08indeterminate amount of time passes you
1:33:12don't know how much time because you're
1:33:13unconscious but you wake up and you're
1:33:15all in an alley
1:33:17I and you look naked so just another day
1:33:21at the pop then basically you are you're
1:33:25in tally you you're alone with each
1:33:27other and you look at your wrists and
1:33:31you see that it now has a lion all of
1:33:34your wrists happy lion tattoo even how
1:33:37do you tattoo a bug with very short very
1:33:41very differently and metallic paint
1:33:43their they're not going to show you
1:33:45where it's at but I you know just lift
1:33:46up the kite pass exoskeleton show you
1:33:48it's the soft parts and so that's
1:33:53probably a good point to end with that
1:33:55was so so so maybe we should have just
1:33:59said ok why God sounds good
1:34:02you know what i want to do what now
1:34:03listen then tattoo it's okay so yeah you
1:34:10don't know why he's done this you don't
1:34:12know what's going on but you know it's
1:34:13probably not good
1:34:15stay tuned next time for what happens
1:34:19after they wake up apparently your next
1:34:21time as the party gets the crap beaten
1:34:23out of it again again but at least
1:34:27you're not dead
1:34:28ok so before we go what do we learn
1:34:31yeah okay tactics are important not not
1:34:37having our healer die like round one
1:34:40yeah that would lead to roughly at the
1:34:41most powerful guy in the boy
1:34:43yeah bra strap that was probably a
1:34:46technical error and next time when we
1:34:49next meet you will track into the desert
1:34:52and see what fates await Ruth AI think
1:34:56you're being real optimistic 30 let's
1:34:57let's not go to the desert no desert
1:34:59that we might want to practice your car
1:35:01in about haha that's what provide us the
1:35:05hot guys at the end of the alley
1:35:08do you smell that it smelled like sand
1:35:12ok on a hot grill where will our
1:35:15intrepid party venture next only scott
1:35:18knows and he may be just told us until
1:35:21then though this has been the
1:35:23incomparable podcasts incompetent
1:35:26Dungeons and Dragons party i'm jason
1:35:29still your host thank you to Dan more in
1:35:31serenity Caldwell Steve let's Tony
1:35:33sindelar and no thanks at all to Scott
1:35:35McNulty who killed us all but none of
1:35:38you died
1:35:39ok no no where were naked in an alley
1:35:42LOL take it was not that that's Papa
1:35:45alright we're in an alley
1:35:47what will happen next nobody knows
1:35:48anyway until the next time this has been
1:35:51the uncomfortable incomparable Dungeons
1:35:55and Dragons party
1:35:56Wow
1:35:59Wow