0:00:00can everybody start recording again
0:00:01uh-huh I've always never stop
0:00:04alright everyone again i'm recording
0:00:07recording on to be your number two I
0:00:12haven't started yet pace out drink drink
0:00:16all right every time someone says
0:00:17recording drink haha that's the
0:00:20government drinking game you played in
0:00:22the first 30 seconds every time this
0:00:24podcast is overdue also what else would
0:00:26happen in the uncomfortable during
0:00:27convention is just another bride Kenji
0:00:29and the water every time Glenn breathe
0:00:32every time you're around and land sakes
0:00:37lego everytime glad mentions a celebrity
0:00:39knows I having ended this podcast i
0:00:42could also named all the tix if
0:00:43everybody including myself
0:00:45what are we about a collection of tix
0:00:46but they're deer ticks
0:00:48wow I maybe having trouble with my
0:00:52record have to hang on to finish my beer
0:00:55for that think that i just opened and
0:00:57makes horrible puns that horrible puns
0:01:00for more and more minute you get price
0:01:02of a ticket more of a disorder
0:01:04oh you take me off with it uh I don't
0:01:08get it
0:01:09good try but you're no match for more
0:01:11podcasts has lyme disease now i think
0:01:15i've been going on for you packed it I
0:01:19ready to start this
0:01:20yes yeah well we didn't start yet no
0:01:23well that's right
0:01:25um clears second no I was just so yeah
0:01:28everybody now what now we'll start now
0:01:31play the tuba theme music
0:01:37the incomparable podcast number 58
0:01:42September 2011
0:01:48according we're back I mean top of front
0:01:51cast and things have degraded already
0:01:54did you get your game trail this is
0:01:59going to be perhaps the strangest in
0:02:00addition of the incumbent podcast it's a
0:02:03draft we're doing another draft another
0:02:05TV draft except this time rather than
0:02:07drafting cancelled TV shows which we did
0:02:09a few weeks back we're going to do what
0:02:12is the first installment and perhaps the
0:02:15last or maybe they'll be was certainly
0:02:17the last an ATV fantasy league what
0:02:19we're gonna do is we're gonna draft
0:02:21favorite characters from television
0:02:24history but that's not all
0:02:26not only is this just an excuse to talk
0:02:27about fun characters from the history of
0:02:29TV
0:02:30we are then going to force the
0:02:32participants in this draft to come back
0:02:35later in a future podcast and pitches a
0:02:38TV series that is staffed by the
0:02:41characters they chosen this draft so you
0:02:43see there's some strategy involved that
0:02:45you could pick a whole bunch of
0:02:46interesting lead characters and not know
0:02:48what to do with them or you can have a
0:02:50strategy going in about what kind of
0:02:51show you want to put together based on
0:02:52great characters from TVs past this is a
0:02:55terrible idea and I'm glad to be a part
0:02:57of it
0:02:58joining me to talk about it and to
0:03:01participate in this draft are serenity
0:03:04Caldwell
0:03:05hello already writing my palate script
0:03:07as we speak
0:03:08well I hope you get the characters or
0:03:10what I hope I well
0:03:11also here is Steve let's hi Steve
0:03:15reporting for duty sir excellent
0:03:18Scott McNulty are you present as well I
0:03:21am and I'm celebrating my second month
0:03:23take free all right keep on lathering up
0:03:27with that special shampoo i gave you
0:03:29thank you Dan more'n hello I you know
0:03:33what I'm regretting my decision to join
0:03:34this already and realizing that I
0:03:36totally got about this the wrong way but
0:03:38thanks good to be here Jason it's just
0:03:40like being a fantasy football draft
0:03:42honestly I've drafted badly and John
0:03:45siracusa joins us hi John
0:03:47are you ready for some football am i
0:03:49doing it right yeah the sports yeah
0:03:53pneus really generic sports sprays
0:03:56alright so here is the draft order
0:04:00randomly
0:04:01sort of selected it's gonna go John
0:04:05siracusa Scott McNulty damn Loren Steve
0:04:08let's serenity Caldwell and as your
0:04:11commissioner and also a participant i
0:04:12will pick last
0:04:14oh it's necessary generous i knew was
0:04:16smart to argue against that snake thing
0:04:18mhm that we're still doing it i'm not
0:04:20doing it now I'm number one
0:04:22no no snake draft alright so with the
0:04:26first pick in the incomparable fantasy
0:04:29TV character thingy it's john siracusa
0:04:33John tell us your pic so i had to order
0:04:37them and not in order of the
0:04:38desirability of the characters but in
0:04:40order of the likelihood that the other
0:04:41people on this podcast are going to pick
0:04:43this person that's draft strategy
0:04:45excellent work alright so my number one
0:04:47pick this river song nobody who Ripper
0:04:53song never heard of it
0:04:54who this is melody pond
0:04:58oh no mother in your name i don't think
0:05:02i have to explain this character I all I
0:05:04will say you should you should a little
0:05:06bit
0:05:06alright so this is I get his something
0:05:09that came up when i was thinking about
0:05:10this
0:05:11we're picking characters but characters
0:05:12changed throughout the life of the show
0:05:14right so the river song that I'm picking
0:05:15is pretty much the one you see at the
0:05:18beginning of the mat smith season of
0:05:20doctor who where she's kind of a
0:05:24kick-ass person but we don't really
0:05:25understand why or who she really is
0:05:28aah and she's kind of equal are matched
0:05:33the doctor was a whole business of the
0:05:35doctor's wife and this is the only
0:05:36president who could also fly the TARDIS
0:05:38she was mysterious but competent and
0:05:40powerful and strong female character
0:05:41that is the river song that I'm picking
0:05:43I don't know the characters going to
0:05:43change but i'm picking the river song
0:05:45before we know whoever song is all right
0:05:48okay
0:05:49riversong Doctor Who river song is the
0:05:51pools of the first she's like she is the
0:05:54ledamian tomlinson now I'm getting
0:05:57scared since nobody else picked her so
0:05:59that maybe means you're picking strange
0:06:01pics you're going to overlap on my latex
0:06:02but we'll see
0:06:03alright that's all part of the strategy
0:06:04Scott McDonnell to Europe with with your
0:06:07first-round selection are well
0:06:09continuing with the doctor who
0:06:11Who theme and since i have no strategy
0:06:13and I picked a bunch of random people i
0:06:16have no idea what's going on i will pick
0:06:20david tennant's Doctor Who as my first
0:06:24pick and because i think that he is of
0:06:26the newly revived Doctor Who franchise
0:06:29the best doctor who the ladies like it
0:06:33he has a TARDIS and a sonic screwdriver
0:06:35and he's not afraid to use them and he's
0:06:37not afraid to use and he'll get the pic
0:06:39the accessories you just got to pick the
0:06:41person doesn't hardest time with him
0:06:43the Chargers does come with it could
0:06:44technically she's a separate character
0:06:47well we'll see if somebody picks her
0:06:49well if someone picks the TARDIS I will
0:06:51come to your house to give you a hug but
0:06:55so that that's my first thing
0:06:57alright David Tennant dr. number 10
0:06:59excellent dan morgan your selection
0:07:01I'm going to have to reevaluate
0:07:02everything out now my first selection is
0:07:06the character first seen on Buffy the
0:07:08Vampire Slayer and later on his own
0:07:10spin-off show
0:07:11angel the vampire with a soul or at
0:07:13least one of the first vampires with a
0:07:16soul one of the superior vampires with
0:07:19yes yes so I mean you know Sparkle
0:07:21either he does not Sparkle he's got none
0:07:24of that going on he does brewed a bit
0:07:25maybe a little kind of like that darken
0:07:27and had something going on but other
0:07:30than that he's a he's a very competent
0:07:33at everybody does which is why evil
0:07:36alright so we had alex kingston David
0:07:39Tennant and david boreanaz so far other
0:07:42i'ma drop this is not gone as I expected
0:07:44when taking the actresses are picking
0:07:46the character well yeah I bet it's the
0:07:47actors playing the parts you're not
0:07:50picking I know but we have to make it
0:07:51clear that we are picking the characters
0:07:53yes for example he don't get to pick the
0:07:54angel right Justin betti and rihanna's
0:07:57bones area
0:07:58he's not but CC leafleting it was like
0:08:01he just remix picked a vampire so on his
0:08:04show angel can't be out in the daytime
0:08:05know that is absolutely correct unless
0:08:08our guest is wearing that ring that he
0:08:09got from spike to ask
0:08:11none of that none of that none of that I
0:08:14don't know what any of this means
0:08:15alright and yes its River Song not Alex
0:08:18Kingston's character from PR which is
0:08:20still available by the way if you'd like
0:08:21to play court Corday if you'd like to
0:08:23pick her later
0:08:24she's also i I'd like somebody to just
0:08:26pick the same actor and a bunch of
0:08:28different roles for their team
0:08:29I don't have an athlete is actually
0:08:30start thinking about that yeah that's
0:08:32genius
0:08:32I forgot about that Steve let's you're
0:08:35up oh I hang out a second i'm totally
0:08:38thrown by the fact that more and didn't
0:08:39just go straight down the cast list of
0:08:40supernatural
0:08:42oh i think there's value picks there and
0:08:45later rounds but yeah I mean I think
0:08:47they're gonna push off that fast
0:08:49no I i don't think i got it together now
0:08:51so I'm gonna start I guess maybe I
0:08:55should outline my strategy just to ruin
0:08:57my potential don't know you don't know
0:08:58you don't tell people to get away we'll
0:09:00try to figure it out the ends
0:09:02oh is that how strategy works dammit
0:09:05that explains why my strategy never
0:09:07worked all right I'm gonna go with the
0:09:09I'm gonna go with Anthony fremont
0:09:11because he is crucial to my overall
0:09:13strategy
0:09:14I don't know who that is you Anthony
0:09:16Fremont is the the young boy played by
0:09:19Billy move me in the episode of The
0:09:21Twilight Zone
0:09:22it's a good life oh he sends people to
0:09:24the cornfield he can send people to the
0:09:25cornfield he can do pretty much any damn
0:09:27thing he wants therefore no matter what
0:09:29random semblance of actors / characters
0:09:33i get i can explain it all the way by
0:09:36wishing them off into the cornfield
0:09:39wow it's a good thing you did steve it's
0:09:41good real good
0:09:42I thought it was a good thing yes wow
0:09:45that's a dad is a left-field kind of pic
0:09:47I think he might have been there in a
0:09:48later round but still a good pic
0:09:52serenity Caldwell you are up now it is a
0:09:55tough choice between number one number
0:09:57two but i will have to start out with
0:09:59going with that Natalie Hurley from
0:10:01sports night I not surprised
0:10:04oh gosh i avoided that whole show
0:10:07because of you I i actually limited
0:10:10myself to one character per show
0:10:12so she's my Sabrina ward this arena
0:10:15Lloyd yes she's she is my spunky sports
0:10:17night pic and I am stealing her all for
0:10:19myself
0:10:20alright alright
0:10:23it's good ok it's my term I since this
0:10:26is not a sneaking draft I don't get to
0:10:28make two pics i make a single pick in
0:10:30the first round and this pic also
0:10:32crucial for the premise that I'm doing
0:10:34with and i also just can't let the first
0:10:36round go by without picking william
0:10:39shatner in rescue 911 know today is a
0:10:44two-car get in and bleep my dad says no
0:10:47tickets often james t kirk o so Captain
0:10:52Kirk plastic star trek before the toupee
0:10:56and wash up
0:10:58he is my number one pick captain Chris
0:11:01he's totally around for injury this
0:11:02season he's my adrian peterson oh no
0:11:06that's really not that kind of statement
0:11:08anyway that so that wraps up the first
0:11:11round we have represented to from Doctor
0:11:14Who a joss whedon character at twilight
0:11:17zone
0:11:18Aaron Sorkin and star trek why am I not
0:11:20surprised by this mix honestly John it's
0:11:23the second round
0:11:24who are you going to take to join river
0:11:27song on your ensemble glad I made it
0:11:30through the first round without this
0:11:32basically two main character show not
0:11:35being decimated by the two people on
0:11:37this podcast with sole reason that I
0:11:38ever watch the show i'm going to pick
0:11:40and Daisy Steiner from spaced explain
0:11:45how that so this is a show that I've
0:11:47never heard of didn't know it existed
0:11:48until I listens it was I don't let me
0:11:50know which episode it was but I ran and
0:11:53dan have talked about space like Dan
0:11:54listed his favorite television show ever
0:11:56it is a British i guess you'd call what
0:11:58you call a sitcom in fact is it calls
0:12:01itself the sitcom I guess you call it a
0:12:02sitcom but it's not like an american
0:12:04sitcom it's about these two characters
0:12:05one of them they're situated a british
0:12:08version of dan moore and played by simon
0:12:09pegg and the other is Daisy Steiner who
0:12:12is the email not really love interest
0:12:16girlfriend living roommate thing and
0:12:20she's kind of a struggling writer
0:12:21doesn't really know what to do with
0:12:23herself but it's still more sensible and
0:12:25more mature than the male lead and the
0:12:27two of them basically hold up the whole
0:12:28show for two very short seasons that I
0:12:31was said to come to the end of recently
0:12:33alright Daisy from spaced
0:12:35scoffing multi how I'm going to my next
0:12:39pic will steal a page from steve's
0:12:42playbook in that it may not make any
0:12:45sense
0:12:45I had a playbook you had a playbook and
0:12:48I've stolen a page from it so now you're
0:12:50one down i am picking cute but what cue
0:12:53from Star Trek oh nice played by
0:12:57impotence omnipotence and I was doing
0:12:59odds he's mercurial he is petty is
0:13:03all-powerful he is the best character in
0:13:06star trek so you now have the tenth
0:13:07doctor and Q on your team I do and I
0:13:10just had a cornfield guy you have a are
0:13:13you trying to take over the universe
0:13:14Scott don't have taken sorry clear low
0:13:17the cornfield guy really was the key to
0:13:20my strategy i have tried to think of the
0:13:23universe and I i have in my head a
0:13:25romantic comedy sitcom so I can't wait
0:13:30for the pitch
0:13:31dan more and you're up all right for my
0:13:34number two I will pick a female lead
0:13:38character of Wendy Watson or dub dub
0:13:43from the middleman made by natalie
0:13:46morales excellent
0:13:48wow I like the angel Wendy Watson combo
0:13:51alternator better will be the judge of
0:13:55that middleman great show good 1i steve
0:13:59lets you you've got your in the
0:14:01cornfield that's where do you go from
0:14:04here and i have to state i'm thoroughly
0:14:06disappointed disappointed in the lack of
0:14:08a trash talk chat window for this draft
0:14:11we just talked really my bread and
0:14:13butter and trash talk tonight so so
0:14:18looking down my list here I realized
0:14:19that the only characters I've ever liked
0:14:22in television ever have been the the
0:14:24unloved second bananas
0:14:26oh so the total viewership yes great
0:14:30Anthony Anthony also indirectly bananas
0:14:33the parody porno film made after the
0:14:36title of my film anyway uh so i have one
0:14:40character that I think might potentially
0:14:41be picked by other people on this
0:14:42podcast I'm going to use them up now I'm
0:14:45going to take Benjamin Linus from Los
0:14:48he was all oh man you're killing me
0:14:52because every ship is Jason needs a foil
0:14:55needs a an antagonist and i don't i
0:14:58can't recall a better more just
0:15:01blatantly evil antagonist in any
0:15:04television show in recent memory
0:15:07Benjamin line and Linus what a great pic
0:15:10that was seriously that he was high on
0:15:12my list you might have gone next
0:15:13wow you got me Steve nice headline is in
0:15:17the cornfield with Anthony now eat it
0:15:19smells all right and trash talk all
0:15:21right it's going to normally I would
0:15:23reserve that for the chat window right
0:15:24but well played a radical right number
0:15:29two pick I what Aaron Sorkin character
0:15:31will this be
0:15:32actually there are only two Aaron circle
0:15:34characters on the list and this is not
0:15:36one of them
0:15:37this is perhaps my favorite role in
0:15:39McShane Silas Benjamin the king of gal
0:15:43boa in the very very short-lived series
0:15:46Kings because really he's a badass so
0:15:50King Silas and Natalie from sports night
0:15:52or on the same show
0:15:53yes happy wow ok that's a alright
0:16:00like I can't even imagine that's awesome
0:16:02i have an amazing plot all right well
0:16:05Ben Linus this knot is is a is not on
0:16:09the board so it again Snell oh man so
0:16:13you will eat it
0:16:15I'm gonna go with Alan Alda as Hawkeye
0:16:22Pierce that is an excellent choice my
0:16:26second pick
0:16:28I almost had a lot on my list avoided
0:16:30Hawkeye Pierce great character if
0:16:34Captain Kirk needs a doctor on his new
0:16:35show i'm just saying
0:16:37Hawkeye can provide some medicine and
0:16:39some laughs so that's my number two pick
0:16:41Hawkeye Pierce and some poignant moment
0:16:43smashes one of those shows that you
0:16:45never know where it's gonna go
0:16:46one minute you're laughing the next
0:16:47minute like 14 kids blew up i know i
0:16:51know that you're asking again which is a
0:16:53little weird
0:16:54you might say that that uh there there
0:16:56the streets are littered with shows that
0:16:58attempted to do the mass formula like
0:17:00you know
0:17:01for tonight or scrubs for tonight was a
0:17:05lot like match
0:17:06yeah I truly hope for Hawkeye sake that
0:17:09you're your plot line does not feature
0:17:10someone choking a chicken
0:17:13it turns out to be a baby yeah go
0:17:15hawkeyes just gonna put on a blue shirt
0:17:17me that be a doctor in my show
0:17:19that's all I'm saying is John syracuse
0:17:20third-round who's your who's your next
0:17:22pick you got river song and Daisy from
0:17:23space on the board
0:17:25I'm happy to have made it into third
0:17:26round for this pic Jack Shephard from
0:17:28lost the lead of one of the best shows
0:17:30in recent years at least interesting
0:17:33here together he wants that well maybe I
0:17:35have a plan for him ever think of that
0:17:37everybody has a plan for Jackie's gonna
0:17:39cry a lot
0:17:40boredom is that you're playing i hope i
0:17:42hope you're not counting on your show
0:17:44involving him asking perceptive
0:17:45questions i think i think he looks I
0:17:49think you look sad a lot and he stares
0:17:51in the middle distance a lot so you know
0:17:52what would be a good episode of your
0:17:53show but let's find out how Jack got his
0:17:56tattoos this i hear that would be really
0:17:58interesting
0:17:59ok Jack Shephard that's good lost lost
0:18:03being represented here that's great Scot
0:18:04MacDonald you've got the doctor david
0:18:06tennant doctor and Q really well I I
0:18:09don't even want a shudder to think
0:18:11what's next go ahead have a contest to
0:18:13guess which other omnipotent character
0:18:15he's gonna you're not gonna guess this
0:18:18character i can tell you i have a
0:18:20proclivity for enjoying dated detective
0:18:23shows so my next pic about colombo he's
0:18:30basically omniscient bow proof that's
0:18:33true on my level 100 was actually on my
0:18:35list that's great
0:18:37highly perceptive a glass eye you can't
0:18:40beat it
0:18:41excellent excellent created its dr. you
0:18:44in colombo now on that team
0:18:45I'm so glad the glass I featured into
0:18:47your decision-making okie i just got one
0:18:49more question
0:18:50angel and Wendy Watson already populated
0:18:52and morons not team really ensemble and
0:18:56what's your third pic I I my heart
0:18:58skipped a beat there when when Scott
0:19:00said that because my next pick is also a
0:19:03venerable TV detective Jim Rockford
0:19:06rockford ah I'll seems curtains garner
0:19:10yes we're going to be joining millet
0:19:14there are so many options you know
0:19:16Cagney Lacey so many ways to go with
0:19:20that but no I pick I pick Jim Rockford
0:19:21the sort of a somewhat disheveled but
0:19:24extremely perceptive i gotta say i'm
0:19:26looking at your forecast here I'm I'm
0:19:28mom I'm kind of liking your show already
0:19:30and i'm making significant revisions as
0:19:33negotiating but i have beefed up my
0:19:36caskets are right that the best way to
0:19:38do this press release to make it up as
0:19:39you go along you gotta do it that way
0:19:41and drink heavily
0:19:43yes i wish i had another beer now Jim
0:19:45Rockford Steve let's you've got Anthony
0:19:47from the twilight zone and Benjamin
0:19:49Linus what's your next pick
0:19:52it's pretty much all downhill from here
0:19:54those are my two go two guys now it's
0:19:56all a David Eckstein the whole way down
0:19:58you have to fill in the roster scrappy
0:20:00Joe they're all scrappy the trigger and
0:20:03scrappy-doo scrappy hey that's not a bit
0:20:08of your of value pic perhaps the
0:20:11scrappiest of them all and I I i
0:20:13wondered which of the many wonderful
0:20:15characters i should pick from this show
0:20:17but this one shown above all the rest
0:20:19because i always felt that he should
0:20:21have a spin-off but alas it was never to
0:20:24be I Richard clients Larry Dallas our
0:20:28tvs threes company comin knock on our
0:20:32door and I'm a pic greedy Gretchen later
0:20:35just so he has something to do
0:20:37yes we have if we were doing a location
0:20:39draft you could you could draft the
0:20:40regal beagle and I'm and if we do that
0:20:45all right Ben Linus Larry from Three's
0:20:47Company because my cornea you could make
0:20:50the Regal Beagle sentient i'll have you
0:20:52know that wow you turn the Regal Beagle
0:20:55into an action would be to have to say
0:20:57this is this with a crown no doubt this
0:21:00is the street just podcast we have ever
0:21:03done including the stephen fry podcast
0:21:05now that's how weird it's gotten already
0:21:06but we're only in the third round as I
0:21:09was growing up the one show I was not
0:21:11allowed to watch was Three's Company I
0:21:15don't know what is sad sad life and of
0:21:17course that meant that meant the only
0:21:18show i wanted to watch with threes
0:21:20company you finally watching him where
0:21:22you were you satisfied disappointed i
0:21:25have seen all the entire
0:21:27run of Three's Company and the spin-off
0:21:30wear jackets a restaurant I can't think
0:21:31of anything that attracts ice Jack's
0:21:34place
0:21:34yeah cheers of the crowd the crowd is
0:21:38the crowd is get out
0:21:40that's what he said get out of my bar i
0:21:42can only have three people here serenity
0:21:46Caldwell what's your what's your choice
0:21:48oh boy i cannot believe i got to this
0:21:51choice unscathed
0:21:51I so as we as we know Silas Benjamin is
0:21:54a is a religious man on kings and so to
0:21:58to join him I need somebody equally
0:22:00religious so I'm actually going with
0:22:01Castiel from Supernatural the i know i'm
0:22:05sorry Dan Moore and weeps bitter tears
0:22:08of regret yeah he wasn't on my list but
0:22:10I thought about adding him later but
0:22:11then after Stephen see whether this
0:22:13person is because i have no idea sure he
0:22:15he is an angel from heaven
0:22:18I he's he's an angel of the Lord yes
0:22:20he's in handling many people who are not
0:22:22either teenage girls or mine are Dan and
0:22:26yes we'll have explained earlier a
0:22:29teenager not just you two we have angel
0:22:31as we add an angel on the correct
0:22:34although i think if it was between
0:22:36Castiel and angela broughton like a
0:22:39brawl I I think castillo would probably
0:22:41when he's gruff back at Castle sandpit
0:22:43firefighter well hand-to-hand but he is
0:22:45an angel which gives him some pretty bad
0:22:47exactly yeah Larry would take them both
0:22:49yeah we're very clear from Three's
0:22:51Company will kill the boat with or
0:22:53without the fro with smartness alright
0:22:57i'm up I've got Hawkeye Pierce and
0:23:00Captain Kirk I am going to go with a
0:23:05character from buffy the vampire slayer
0:23:07but not Buffy although i'm certainly
0:23:10tempting i think Buffy and Captain Kirk
0:23:12my clash so I'm gonna go with willow
0:23:15from buffy the vampire slayer powerful
0:23:18which also knows her way around a
0:23:20computer can do a little hacking when
0:23:22necessary to move the plot along willow
0:23:25from buffy is my is my pic but only
0:23:27nineties computers though if they're in
0:23:29the future with Captain Kirk's computer
0:23:31shop no it's not true she's that good
0:23:33she taught a class a computer class
0:23:34while a student in high school she
0:23:36taught her fellow students that's how
0:23:38good she is
0:23:39I'm just putting out but she could use
0:23:40her magic
0:23:41anyway she's a hell of a flute player
0:23:44she is indeed i might be there are wires
0:23:49here a little bit hang on John siracusa
0:23:52fourth round begins with you so I'm I'm
0:23:55not surprised nobody picked this one but
0:23:56it's a great character Joan Harris from
0:23:59mad men put by christina hendricks he
0:24:00was on my list
0:24:02Wow tall second is too old about
0:24:06Hollywood proud three Steve three she
0:24:10she could have a show on her own just
0:24:13that character
0:24:14ah that's dry plant for her
0:24:18that sounds wrong LOL but John I like
0:24:20the sound of this show does it involve a
0:24:22paneled van is this on cinemax the
0:24:24second that it would have to be third
0:24:27bananas with no I can't wait for Jon
0:24:29show Scott McNulty Europe oddly enough
0:24:32my wife suggested that i had Joan to my
0:24:34list and I rejected it
0:24:36I said it does not fit with my my plan
0:24:39Colombo's you dr. ass showing from
0:24:41happen exactly and of course the obvious
0:24:43pick when you have Doctor Who q and
0:24:46colombo the fourth pic I know you're all
0:24:49about to say it
0:24:50Tom servo oh that was one of mine take
0:24:54them out ms mystery science theater love
0:24:56your house and I think Scott's is going
0:24:58to be a period drama his arms don't work
0:25:00that what you gonna do with that it's
0:25:02gonna be and it's gonna be in like
0:25:03nineteen century New York 1917 York yeah
0:25:05but where you don't need arms for some
0:25:08reason he has already just got arms they
0:25:10don't that's just wobble about on his
0:25:13don't be be a little more respectful ok
0:25:16some people have disability now i'm just
0:25:17pissed he took my pic ok sorry was good
0:25:20one you shouldn't take it off before he
0:25:21picked Anthony didn't look nobody else
0:25:26is gonna pick that you should say that
0:25:27but yeah that was that was in danger
0:25:29happen Anthony would have been on the
0:25:30board
0:25:31I've never gonna hear the end of Anthony
0:25:32free mon ami no no never no squadron
0:25:36squandered pick their sad maybe i'll
0:25:38take another Billy movie characters that
0:25:39you have Dan more'n angel wet windy
0:25:43Watson and Jim Rockford on your on your
0:25:45board
0:25:45what's next to be joined by and and I
0:25:48want to make sure that we've got the the
0:25:50understanding of this correct
0:25:52fo Livia Dunham huh I'm just
0:25:54so alternate reality alternate reality
0:25:58Olivia Dunham because she's more
0:25:59interesting than our reality Olivia I
0:26:02think that's available but alright she
0:26:04was almost on my list that I avoid that
0:26:06stretch you don't need a little more
0:26:10spice it up in the in the estrogen
0:26:12department right now so you like I'm
0:26:13building up a you like Olivia but for
0:26:16Olivia better than Olivia why it's just
0:26:19more energy she she's got a little more
0:26:21personality to get them over if she got
0:26:22the red hair and I'm a sucker for
0:26:24redheads so you know I think that these
0:26:27all add up to the reasons why she I
0:26:30think will fit in very nicely or maybe
0:26:32not so nicely in my ensemble
0:26:34alright so John Harris pokemon i mean
0:26:37now but you know different different
0:26:38needs yourself the board
0:26:41Steve let's I go ahead i'm not i got
0:26:45nothing but you got you get in
0:26:47apparently neither do i got bill movie
0:26:50Ben Linus and Larry from Three's Company
0:26:51I can't wait to see what's next
0:26:53um well i'm gonna go with one that's a
0:26:56that's close to my heart for various
0:26:58reasons and I know somebody's just
0:27:01raring to pick him so I better grab him
0:27:02now I'm gonna take a pic Skeletor from
0:27:05the last physical universe teems yeah i
0:27:10do not think you should be on the show
0:27:12with Tom servo well the beauty of
0:27:14Skeletor is that he can die every
0:27:15weekend yet miraculously reappear from
0:27:18under the pile of rocks that he was
0:27:20buried under in subsequent holds so if
0:27:23Anthony tries to send Skeletor the
0:27:25cornfield what happens is back to the
0:27:27next week
0:27:28that's the intention of the show's
0:27:29spoilers no spoilers all right away for
0:27:32your ok for your you're pretty girly
0:27:35it's crucial to my plot which which I
0:27:37look forward to making up on the candle
0:27:40yeah that's appropriate serenity
0:27:44Caldwell back to you God which one next
0:27:47ok i'm actually going to go with Cory
0:27:50carriers version of young indiana jones
0:27:53so 10 year old young Indy and you're
0:27:56only young you so annoying though that's
0:27:58kind of the point maybe she needs an
0:28:01annoying terror or I sense a creepy
0:28:02crush in the offing here but i actually
0:28:05didn't watch it until about three years
0:28:06ago to believe
0:28:08creepy that change things whatever show
0:28:09created pressure-packed it just makes it
0:28:11creepier and we just really have a
0:28:13precocious a relatively young person in
0:28:16the cast I mean honestly that's still
0:28:18available honestly that's why I went
0:28:19with willow because I could do the
0:28:20younger willow and she sort of
0:28:21precocious and you gotta have that
0:28:23Wesley Crusher character but not as lame
0:28:25as Wesley Crusher so young India 10
0:28:28going nice goin with the sean patrick
0:28:31flanery now go with the younger indie
0:28:35ten-year-old indeed ok I am going to
0:28:38pick Jeff Murdock from coupling with my
0:28:43neck oh damn it
0:28:47revenge yeah Jeff Murdock that's a great
0:28:50show with one of my favorite sitcoms of
0:28:51all time and that character is if the is
0:28:54the thing that makes all the other
0:28:55insanity happen there are a lot of good
0:28:58characters in there but he is the bad
0:28:59Welshman played by richard coyle too
0:29:03many fantastic lines that he says that
0:29:07Steven Moffat road for that fit for him
0:29:09love it so I got to have some comic
0:29:12relief and it's going to come from Jeff
0:29:13and Jeff and Hawkeye Pierce get together
0:29:15who knows what will happen they make
0:29:18sure a tent on the enterprise
0:29:20I don't know what's going on alright
0:29:22fifth-round John siracusa all right i'll
0:29:27call up friends blow your mind well we
0:29:30have a skillet or the last round so this
0:29:32is the fifth round where anything can
0:29:34happen so but sculptor was the fourth
0:29:38round for my fifth round pick
0:29:40John siracusa selects han solo from the
0:29:44star wars holiday special
0:29:45oh you doing I almost went there
0:29:49judges judges and I quote from the rules
0:29:53that a good that's not with any TV show
0:29:56ever
0:29:57it's true it counts so does that mean
0:30:01life day will feature promising your
0:30:03liking the character of Han Solo he has
0:30:07an established character from the movies
0:30:08yes but he appeared on television in
0:30:11that which is any TV show ever in the
0:30:14history of TV the exact words from the
0:30:16email hair bow but why would you pick
0:30:19solo instead of one of the many wiki
0:30:21family medicine such as they are free
0:30:24cheat people too sloppy because I'm
0:30:27going a flea-bitten and scabrous and
0:30:29love my carpet
0:30:31I thought someone else might make the
0:30:33same move so I had an alternate ready
0:30:35but I'll allow it
0:30:36I'll allow it but it but there's there's
0:30:39gotta be a holiday-themed he always has
0:30:42to remark about wiki holiday is I like
0:30:47that rule is that where you're a santa
0:30:49hat for the whole thing it does not in
0:30:51Star Wars and if he shoots first he uses
0:30:54a candy cane and it shoots garland
0:30:57little island on my show for Jack so
0:31:01someone else a once a John is is your
0:31:03penalty for picking on solo in the
0:31:05holiday special is that if you ever do a
0:31:08holiday episode of your show on solar
0:31:11does actually have to say that he is
0:31:13more interested in life day that's all
0:31:15I'm saying that's your penalty I've got
0:31:17a bad feeling about this right i will
0:31:19avoid holiday and apologize all right
0:31:22Scott McNulty your Europe have given the
0:31:25fact that i just found out that you need
0:31:27to have a young precocious character in
0:31:29order for your show was just known that
0:31:31already i didn't know i didn't get the
0:31:33the updated rules i will pick murse
0:31:37Oh Jonathan Jonathan winters lenders
0:31:41from Normandy here the Pitcairn
0:31:46physically impossible and adding more
0:31:48annoying character to Mork and Mindy
0:31:49exactly working maybe is a classic TV
0:31:54folks Jonathan winters comic genius
0:31:57how can you go wrong always possible
0:32:00many Canadian summers with that show I
0:32:04like what you're doing there
0:32:06McNulty I like where you're going you
0:32:08can tell me what i'm doing here i would
0:32:10appreciate it when i wake up i don't
0:32:13know but I'll I can't explain it but I
0:32:15like it
0:32:16dan moore and what what you got all
0:32:18right to add to my round up my micro a
0:32:20little bit here a venerable newspaper
0:32:24reporter Carl Kolchak from nice tonight
0:32:28stone the Nightstalker yeah yeah so I
0:32:32you cannot go wrong with Darren McGavin
0:32:35yes exactly darren mcgavin version not
0:32:36be later crappy version that they made a
0:32:38few years ago
0:32:39no no I'm not no remakes here I'm so
0:32:42yeah he'll be he'll be supplementing
0:32:44angel and Wendy Watson would be done
0:32:46imagine Jim Rockford day but it's gonna
0:32:49be great will be the judge of that you
0:32:54have Skeletor no no you do not
0:32:56I don't have skeletons show without
0:32:58Skeletor is a failure to your bed liners
0:33:00I don't think so
0:33:01no you do not what's that we're gonna
0:33:04have some serious discussions too bad
0:33:06been and skeletor steeply as much to
0:33:08discuss see what what's next
0:33:10Godzilla funny animated Godzilla series
0:33:13i had someone in mind but your Murdock
0:33:16pic kind of pulled me out of it so I
0:33:18think I gotta grab another comic relief
0:33:20character and and take Joe Bluth oh you
0:33:25jerk he was on my list
0:33:28yes you so-and-so isn't this pleases me
0:33:31try I'm shot that Skeletor was not
0:33:34everybody's list so i just need to have
0:33:36somebody that would piss somebody off
0:33:38right by pulling a really good picture
0:33:41butter and jelly and and the the final
0:33:43countdown will therefore be my show's
0:33:46theme song okay and they said please
0:33:48picture prominently as sung by Skeletor
0:33:50approves what skills are Ben why does
0:33:54anybody actually all approved and Larry
0:33:56Larry doesn't approve to this is the
0:33:59best roster ever
0:34:00ok REM what do you got i-i've got James
0:34:04Nesbitt's version of Jekyll dr. tom
0:34:08jackman and his crazy alter ego
0:34:13Wow from the Steven Moffat Jekyll series
0:34:16yes
0:34:16wait you can't take an alter ego and the
0:34:19main character it's super ruling it is
0:34:22the 24 it is it counts as he only one of
0:34:24them as president any given time is good
0:34:26approved I'm but I continuing this draft
0:34:29under protest
0:34:30you took his Joe Blow dr. jungle
0:34:34heavenly disaster find a guy right and
0:34:36yeah Happy New Year contest i was going
0:34:38to split himself and half or something
0:34:40yes that would be ridiculous yes just
0:34:44hang onto your skin order order in the
0:34:46court
0:34:46take the right half of what I will take
0:34:50the top half of job who's next
0:34:52oh it's me oh no I think my team needs a
0:34:58little uh a little classic detective
0:35:01crime drama muscle because quite frankly
0:35:04I was very impressed with those
0:35:05fourth-round selection of Colombo and
0:35:07Rockford but i also like a little humor
0:35:11and lightness with my with my detective
0:35:14drama and so I'm gonna go with it
0:35:16it's the detroit tigers hat it's the
0:35:18Hawaiian shirt it's a mustache
0:35:20I'm going with thomasmagnum bag horse
0:35:23p is awesome now does the mustache count
0:35:27as a second character or didn't get the
0:35:29budget it comes with two friends and
0:35:32it's a detachable mustache with comfort
0:35:33grip something like that
0:35:35alright I like my shaping up John number
0:35:39six pick what are you what are you gonna
0:35:41do now
0:35:42alright so I I was defending rennes
0:35:44choice of this Jekyll and Hyde character
0:35:46because my next pick although many
0:35:48people in one I would like echo from
0:35:51dollhouse mask which echo the the
0:35:54original one who comes into the facility
0:35:55or the one of the eight thousand
0:35:57different personalities I'm I'm just I'm
0:36:00blanket i'm taking the whole echo and it
0:36:02will be at my discretion
0:36:03yes when you pick echo you get the
0:36:05little machine that comes with her and
0:36:06allows 10 machine with their I just
0:36:08you'll have a plan all right okay but
0:36:10he's like a secret you can't get the
0:36:12accessories that's why i like the doctor
0:36:14should come with the TARDIS maybe he
0:36:15comes with a sonic screwdriver know he
0:36:17he gets the TARDIS I've spoken
0:36:21ok it fits into your premise that way
0:36:23Scott go ahead i will pick Larry David
0:36:29Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
0:36:31Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm
0:36:33Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm I can't
0:36:35wait until Larry David mirth and Q get
0:36:37in the conversation but it'll be awkward
0:36:39and then and then the doctor alternative
0:36:41the camera and say I'm so sorry so so
0:36:44sir the tier will
0:36:47ok Dan you're up what's your sick spouse
0:36:49alright alright so as for my round I
0:36:52will pick a a totally panicking I'm
0:36:57panicking
0:36:58alright i will add to the two RR
0:37:00detective ranks without Shawn Spencer
0:37:03played by James Roday from the TV show
0:37:05psych the possibly is a psychic
0:37:09detective he's not as i can take anybody
0:37:11plays 1 i'm for the police department so
0:37:14i will add him to my roster
0:37:16alright you got psych likes on your side
0:37:19Steve you got you got Skeletor and show
0:37:22bluetooth what's next
0:37:24okay let's see here but over i will take
0:37:28because i need an intelligent and
0:37:31acerbic fellow who was capable of
0:37:34solving problems that nobody else can
0:37:37and therefore i will pick dr. Gregory
0:37:39House oh he was on my list very good pic
0:37:42great character he's got a drug problem
0:37:45most of what he does and and that's
0:37:50going to be hard to write for ya
0:37:51although i think Skeletor yeah
0:37:54moonlights as a you know a drug abuse
0:37:58counselors don't know actually sculpture
0:38:00can hook you up with some vicodin
0:38:01Skeletor actually has spent way too long
0:38:03on crystal meth he had a lot of flash to
0:38:05begin with oh it's said really you
0:38:08should see this before pictures
0:38:09oh ok rabbits your turn i guess i should
0:38:12fill in my other main character and I
0:38:14was keeping him down because I didn't
0:38:16think anybody would pick him but I i
0:38:17should name him now and that would be
0:38:19Logan kale aki is only from the two
0:38:23seasoned show darkangel that premiered
0:38:26in early two thousands
0:38:28he is a journalist by night and
0:38:32billionaire by day and super hacker that
0:38:37happens all the time civilian air at
0:38:39night time to explore to be a
0:38:41billionaire all what civilians revamped
0:38:44its vampire money but he sells all of
0:38:48his things at night so first vampire
0:38:50money anyway
0:38:51Logan he's pretty he's pretty cool i
0:38:53mean there's the whole wheelchair flyby
0:38:54and played by who by michael weatherly
0:38:56see what is pressed gosh I don't know
0:39:01what that means you doing what I sorry
0:39:04that's just me giving red grief
0:39:06yes but he's giving me grief because
0:39:08michael weatherly is dreamy
0:39:10oh he's dreaming he's dreamed I don't
0:39:12know who you know I see
0:39:13oh god why pick Skeletor oh I'm sure i
0:39:17was at with a mic on there he is now on
0:39:21CSI
0:39:22I think no and CIS CIS whatever one of
0:39:25those acronyms shows acronym show is
0:39:27quick with that answer did I have a
0:39:30comprehensive knowledge of television i
0:39:31have not seen he also has a crush on
0:39:33Michael Weatherly because it's also true
0:39:35alright i have i have to go to another
0:39:39another female character here because
0:39:41I've got I've got a little too many male
0:39:43characters in my my cast so far so I'm
0:39:47going to go since because Captain Kirk
0:39:50is involved there may be spaceships and
0:39:53every space ship needs an engineer and
0:39:55romance so i'm going to go with kaylee
0:39:58the engineer from firefly who is spun
0:40:02he and sassy and also very free with her
0:40:06sexuality which I find refreshing so
0:40:07Kayleigh just like scotty from fired I
0:40:10much like she's not really i thought you
0:40:13were going to say much like they said I
0:40:15thought you'd say Scott doing that was
0:40:17good that was why I laughed so hard
0:40:19yes yes Kelly and Scott McNulty have a
0:40:22lot in common
0:40:23more than you know hmm they both have a
0:40:26secret collection of e-books kayla from
0:40:28fireflies my pic John seventh-round but
0:40:32there will be more
0:40:33alright i don't know how many more but
0:40:35there were about gun show that I have
0:40:37Dan to thank for because i never watch
0:40:39this without his recommendation know
0:40:41it's supernatural
0:40:43i'm selecting Hank dollar worth from
0:40:45terrier is the next one he was kind of a
0:40:47rumble down-on-his-luck private
0:40:51detective have a detective heart broken
0:40:53sad sack kind of guy but he also had you
0:40:56know a little bit of spunk and
0:40:57determination and he was smart and
0:41:00street smarts and an all-around good guy
0:41:02just good-hearted alright hang from
0:41:06Terriers good one Scott i will pick for
0:41:11my seventh pick looking at my list here
0:41:14a childhood favorite of mine and I
0:41:17rewatched many episodes as an adult I
0:41:20found out it was a horrible horrible
0:41:21show is often happens is true
0:41:24MacGyver yeah Richard Dean Anderson is
0:41:29my secret crush
0:41:30if any if any man ever was the Guyver
0:41:31well he can solve some the mullet is
0:41:33about Colombia is the moment colombo
0:41:35plus MacGyver plus the doctor you could
0:41:37pretty much solve anything in the
0:41:38universe + k reverses q although
0:41:41although MacGyver will be trying to rig
0:41:43something up in the doctor just take out
0:41:45the screwdriver good let's try them
0:41:47won't work well Tom server will just
0:41:49take out a gun and shoot everybody know
0:41:50he won't because his arms don't work but
0:41:54it is really simple apps
0:41:56exactly and more'n it's your turn haha
0:41:59alright so i sadly have to go with a
0:42:01with a character from a show that i
0:42:04actually have not really watched but he
0:42:06is in central to my premise and that is
0:42:09the character of Mick st. John played by
0:42:13the actor alex o'loughlin on a
0:42:15short-lived
0:42:16we've CBS show called moonlight yes
0:42:19Wow yes but he is he's a vampire on he's
0:42:24a vampire and a detective and detective
0:42:28excellent yes I do see where you're
0:42:31going with this
0:42:31well now i gotta hurry because i have a
0:42:33limited number of rounds left
0:42:35that's right i got my supporting how
0:42:36many who knows who knows it could be as
0:42:38many as ten there at least 2 or
0:42:42including this alive
0:42:44well this changes everything alright go
0:42:46ahead
0:42:47uh okay looking down my list I it
0:42:51appears that i didn't actually put any
0:42:53females on my list noticing that
0:42:59yeah yeah I feel like filling my female
0:43:01cast later because I as they occurred to
0:43:03me but it kind of seems like i need 1i
0:43:05for love interest scott also have to
0:43:08wear something show by the way
0:43:09Odette is that right Scott we should get
0:43:12together it's robot-man aruba observable
0:43:15could be a woman so a in the interest of
0:43:19of balance and and inclusiveness and and
0:43:24such i will take rudy huxtable is it's
0:43:33gonna be a love interest with a great
0:43:35for my cornfields 21 age 18 days right
0:43:38what age that's important at the rudy
0:43:40huxtable age
0:43:41governor Beshear sugar all up on that
0:43:43show you take the birdcage yeah i was
0:43:45gonna go to bother about to go to page
0:43:47dude if Anthony fremont kanwisher into a
0:43:50cornfield he can wish her into 18 and a
0:43:53double D's alright
0:43:54whoa and so wrong let's get this is a
0:43:58food tasting and rich again LOL attorney
0:44:01Huxtable power of the same field
0:44:03ok it was always meant to be this what
0:44:06life is like in your mind Steve huh
0:44:09the answer is yes ok room i'm going to
0:44:13also dip into the middleman pool and
0:44:16pull out mr. Mundson serpent Neville
0:44:18played by Mark shepherd mysterious owner
0:44:22of corporation that boy that boy every
0:44:26and billionaire by night a billion
0:44:29and Elia all the time the 24-hour
0:44:32billionaire yes maker of the thing that
0:44:36is sort of and supposed to be an ipod
0:44:38but not really it's a you master
0:44:40here we go I with my pic I think I need
0:44:44a little more comic relief and so I'm
0:44:48gonna I'm gonna go with this this is
0:44:50going to be just as confusing as Scott
0:44:52Larry David pic I'm gonna go with jerry
0:44:54seinfeld wasn't as jerry seinfeld inside
0:44:59felt in the marriage ref haha no the
0:45:04movie Jerry no not be movie i I just I
0:45:07need somebody to make some observational
0:45:08humor and jerry seinfeld is my choice
0:45:12so Jerry Seinfeld from seinfeld John I'm
0:45:16gonna go with jamesport AKA so we're
0:45:19great character who is who is a method
0:45:22acting but also devious and slightly
0:45:25mercenary and a little bit shady
0:45:27together Sawyer han Solo and Jack
0:45:30Shephard but that's right a little
0:45:33fascinating ground
0:45:34yeah oh I'm equal amount of women i
0:45:38think that I are close to it
0:45:40oh yeah well you've got Jonah and Daisy
0:45:41and River Song yeah and echo this is a
0:45:45power-packed cast just wait to see what
0:45:47all right Scott McNulty and you followed
0:45:51MacGyver it's it's hard to follow
0:45:53MacGyver i will admit so i will pick
0:45:56from my list of people that look like
0:46:00some sort of monkey assemble that for me
0:46:02Jose chung x-files was played by trials
0:46:08and Elsa Riley he's a he's a writer is a
0:46:14writer and a raconteur and an all-around
0:46:17interesting character yeah Charles
0:46:20Nelson Reilly plays a guy named jose
0:46:22child I was a child he had in the
0:46:25x-files Andy and millennium right Lydia
0:46:27yeah yeah whatever else he is I know
0:46:30he's fabulous hosts a Chung's from outer
0:46:32spaces may be my favorite episode of the
0:46:34x-files great stuff
0:46:36he's a great character as you didn't
0:46:38like matter space and you said you
0:46:39didn't like the x-files I didn't but I
0:46:41like certain characters
0:46:43the xbox i was a young being one of them
0:46:45that's great you're all dude cast
0:46:48suddenly makes a lot more sense i have a
0:46:51plaid alright damn man you have three
0:46:55more characters to fill three more half
0:46:57man dude is there any is there any
0:46:59possibility don't know dropping a
0:47:00previous damn it it made a total mistake
0:47:02that maybe there isn't it that way for
0:47:04hire you could trade ya alright you drop
0:47:06somebody later okay then I'm going to go
0:47:09into to continue my theme i'm going to
0:47:11go with another another show that barely
0:47:13glimpsed show a character named nick
0:47:15knight played by the canadian actor
0:47:18believe garant win Davies in the TV show
0:47:20forever night which probably no one has
0:47:24heard of because it's a show about a
0:47:26vampire sector is detective yeah we got
0:47:28that I am sensing a theme there is
0:47:31definitely at these two tiny I didn't
0:47:33have Hasselhoff in it that one did not
0:47:34have hassle
0:47:35oh that's forever Knight Rider which is
0:47:37the name of his autobiography yes Steve
0:47:40it's you
0:47:42yes it is I've noticed actually in
0:47:46addition to not having had women in my
0:47:48cast
0:47:49well technically i think last year i'm
0:47:50sure you do now because you're Rudy
0:47:51Huxtable now she can be whatever she
0:47:54wants and and I've also noticed i don't
0:47:57have any cat puppets
0:47:58so I'm going to take a little Murray
0:48:00sparkles from Sesame Street well see if
0:48:05you broke in my brain is so just gets
0:48:07weirder and weirder
0:48:08oh that's great i think i've seen this
0:48:12that's basically doing farscape here
0:48:14yeah really ok red it's your turn
0:48:18oh god okay so I am conflicted about
0:48:22which female character to choose from
0:48:24the show i think i will probably end up
0:48:27going with Andromeda the ship AI from
0:48:31the show Andromeda because I mean really
0:48:34who doesn't need a good robot
0:48:36virtualization alright she was well
0:48:41programmed she was well programmed and
0:48:43spunky spunky I ok I am going to go with
0:48:52another title character i'm going to go
0:48:55with Veronica Mars know what I almost
0:48:58picked Veronica Mars from from veronica
0:49:01mars she's spunky she's a college
0:49:03student or a high school student
0:49:04depending on when you were get her shes
0:49:06solves crime listen and finds a
0:49:10interesting get her a lot
0:49:12yes stop it yea though yeah but not on
0:49:16your show Scott it's true and and there
0:49:21maybe if Magnum can solve it may be
0:49:23Veronica Mars can so I'm going to go
0:49:24with veronica mars john lot of
0:49:28detectives over on that side of the show
0:49:30you go detectives dan as detectives
0:49:32round nine you gotta have it all right
0:49:34around nine
0:49:35alright i'm not going to select the
0:49:37detective i'm going to select Khal Drogo
0:49:39from Game of Thrones
0:49:41you shouldn't short-lived character but
0:49:44but it seems from what great scenes they
0:49:47were you're already dead
0:49:50I just I here I loved him as the copilot
0:49:52of them away your help
0:49:53well he's gonna placement for the
0:49:57Wookiee Scott go ahead since it has been
0:50:02brought to my attention that i am
0:50:04lacking women in my show I i need to
0:50:08pick a woman so i will pick Lorelai
0:50:10Gilmore from the kill me
0:50:13what a woman indeed she just passed
0:50:17she's pretty and witty she doesn't think
0:50:20your little manly too isn't she knows
0:50:24only understand a little
0:50:26I well I don't think so I not manly
0:50:29looking but i'd say that she can handle
0:50:32herself competently which is a trait of
0:50:35a man
0:50:36well I don't know where the burn was
0:50:40coming from are going to in that
0:50:41particular one is not well yet you had
0:50:44the women back on your side without pic
0:50:46I love you gave it right back
0:50:48oh I will never learn
0:50:51damn witch vampire and/or detective are
0:50:54you choosing i'm skipping skipping on
0:50:58that because i have a limited number of
0:51:01pics right yeah I'm not picking vampire
0:51:03Jim Rockford my Hawk stewball there's
0:51:06more Hawks tools there's like 40 of them
0:51:09i mean if I had to pick one would be
0:51:10filled but is not picking hospital so my
0:51:13next pick is in fact yes detective um
0:51:15but this one is Magic raven-symone she's
0:51:19a psychic is totally available
0:51:21all right we're done your mind Madeline
0:51:24Maddie Hayes played by simple Shepherd
0:51:26from my soon David Addison was on my
0:51:28list but response was rejected too much
0:51:31star power now that i know she was a
0:51:33vampire that show makes a lot more is a
0:51:37former fashion model turned vampire turn
0:51:38detective steve i will take Arthur
0:51:43Fonzarelli the farm because traffic
0:51:46before after John was on my way II
0:51:50II that's why I think of him as a happy
0:51:54days
0:51:56and if anything in your house is broken
0:51:58he can just hit it will just whack it
0:52:01yeah he will just whack it to work you
0:52:03would actually Jason he would have been
0:52:04a good choice for your chief engineer he
0:52:07was my backup yes response here Kaylee
0:52:09one of those although i can imagine
0:52:11that's like engineering i need those
0:52:14faces were all dead a captain bang they
0:52:17worked it out that because they look
0:52:21cool but you need to reiterate ke ke
0:52:25runs the comb through his hair was it
0:52:27doesn't take any crap from Skeletor
0:52:29either that or little Murray sparkles
0:52:34for that matter a Murray a non and my
0:52:41god i need Ralph mouth please tell me
0:52:43they're more rounds around you got a pot
0:52:46to your route mouth and if they're not
0:52:47taken before you get you know I know
0:52:49what I'm picking oh ok red go ahead
0:52:52I i am going to go with bradley whitford
0:52:55as Danny Tripp in studio 60 on the
0:52:58Sunset Strip my second circuit choice at
0:53:02danny is highly competent manager of a
0:53:06late night television show and also
0:53:08incredibly goofy alright that's a good
0:53:13one
0:53:13I'm gonna go with a classic character I
0:53:17don't know how he fits in my ensemble
0:53:18yet but he's too good to let sit out
0:53:21there and free agency so i'm going to go
0:53:23with Omar little from the wire Omar Omar
0:53:28comin
0:53:30he's a man of his word he keeps a code
0:53:33but it's not like your coat of my co the
0:53:35co to the street
0:53:36Omar from the wire I don't know how he
0:53:39works in with these other people but he
0:53:42may be the villain I don't know although
0:53:43that's really i'd like to go against
0:53:45type with homework anyway John your last
0:53:48pic thank God knows I had the backfill
0:53:51with this one but i think i've gotten
0:53:52you know against type in this thing i
0:53:54should clarify that i don't know it well
0:53:56you can if you can if you can come up
0:53:57with the reason for the character to
0:53:59have a change so if you think for
0:54:01example of sawyer at the beginning of
0:54:02lost and so at the end of lost is very
0:54:04different so you could have things
0:54:05happen to your character okay but that's
0:54:07a character with an arc but then you've
0:54:09got other characters such
0:54:10Skeletor who are pretty much trouble
0:54:12throughout well you might choose the
0:54:13skelter as an artist or is not evil he's
0:54:16just jealous so i mean could i have him
0:54:18turn around and suddenly you know that
0:54:20part of your show yeah he man lover
0:54:21once he goes yeah once he goes into your
0:54:23show anything is game but yeah I don't
0:54:26know it just has to still be a skeleton
0:54:28but if he goes to meetings you know
0:54:29right like no one's anonymous good 12
0:54:33steps maybe there's a special episode
0:54:34where he man shows up and they have a
0:54:37understanding of the I Grayskull
0:54:39anonymous I think that they hugged out
0:54:41for those addicted to the power of
0:54:42grayskull yeah exactly
0:54:44alright job alright pick number 10 I'm
0:54:47going with Tywin Lannister who great
0:54:50great presence an older gentleman bring
0:54:55some class to the proceedings also
0:54:57hard-as-nails around
0:54:59wow what a game of thrones and why yeah
0:55:02mm I see what shows you watch all right
0:55:07Scott your last pic my last pic is my
0:55:10best pic i do believe i am picking a
0:55:13space ghost from Smith
0:55:15oh not from the cartoon now from the
0:55:19cartoon because the currently docked
0:55:20sucked this to talk show is where space
0:55:24goes really shines and all this case
0:55:27coast great pick a peck i have somebody
0:55:31animated on my list but it was not space
0:55:33coast so but that's a good pick Dan well
0:55:37i guess i gotta round out my little trio
0:55:39of a classic detective here with none
0:55:43other than a local favorite in my in my
0:55:45town
0:55:45Spencer from the show Spencer for hire
0:55:47played by Robert Urich sadly I do not
0:55:51believe he comes with hawk which makes
0:55:53me think it's not a because that i would
0:55:55love to have avery brooks on the show
0:55:56but but maybe it's maybe a guest star
0:55:58capacity
0:56:00well if he dies in the episode is and
0:56:03then becomes emissary to the prophets
0:56:04you could pick those guys but you didn't
0:56:08i didn't do the all Avery rougher very
0:56:11very good reason the all avery brooks
0:56:12show would have been pretty awesome
0:56:14honestly because that man has gravitas
0:56:16alright he would make you demand is
0:56:18flying cars
0:56:19alright Steve I'm heavily temp
0:56:22to pick up the shark so that the funds
0:56:24will have something to do as he says a
0:56:28comet coffee but instead i will pick a
0:56:34taxis lovable drugged-out hippie Jimmy
0:56:38natal ski the Reverend Jim that's a
0:56:42great one that is good pick next year
0:56:45but the shark was my second okay sorry
0:56:49go to 11 i'm taking the sharks on the
0:56:51waiver wire alright read em okay so my
0:56:55my last pic is not actually human last
0:56:59pic is calling the dog from spaced it
0:57:05coming yes you explain that to me not
0:57:09let not Lancelot much to explain it a
0:57:12dog you know he's a dog he's adorable
0:57:14not even a lot of scenes he gets into
0:57:17mischief you want a dog in your show
0:57:19basically this is the door no I want
0:57:21that specific dog in my show I could
0:57:23have had many I could have had glassy
0:57:25but I chose Colin because you know what
0:57:27he's not he's not the biggest dog or the
0:57:30dog hussy
0:57:31that's what he's not stuck up like
0:57:32Lassie actually he's he's classy you
0:57:36know he gets the job done well though
0:57:39no but that's okay he's an opportunist
0:57:42dog
0:57:42yes it fits with my with my show my cat
0:57:45puppet will totally work your dog
0:57:47all right arm with my 10th pick rounding
0:57:51out my cast I'm going to choose
0:57:57he's a lovable loser he was the star of
0:57:59a series of TV specials throughout the
0:58:03last many decades getting back to the
0:58:05sixties everybody's favorite his head is
0:58:08round he has one hair on the top of his
0:58:10head
0:58:11Charlie Brown the whole nice charlie
0:58:15ship's cat ships counselor degree here I
0:58:17think he may be wearing a red shirt all
0:58:19the slaves will see Charlie Brown he
0:58:23can't wear a red shirt you got a pic
0:58:24Linus if he's gonna wear Richards
0:58:26Charlie Brown never wears a red shirt
0:58:29it's true on my show you used to accept
0:58:32that you're right Reggie guess is the
0:58:34command he's in the command
0:58:36yeah it's gonna say you are yellow on
0:58:38this is that is that a regular insignia
0:58:39that squiggle yes it was just Captain
0:58:42Kirk's got one around his friends are
0:58:43around asleep most of all the bread you
0:58:45imagine Charlie Brown is page on the
0:58:47enterprise will be something like that
0:58:50one wall
0:58:52good girl oh good grief that's right for
0:58:56CA order three battle for command
0:58:59between Kirk and brown and brown said
0:59:02Brown lieutenant Brown i guess the
0:59:05yellow would suggest that all right so
0:59:07um before we we go and we will we will
0:59:10come back and you you have to pitch a
0:59:12show featuring oh my god this team is
0:59:14awesome but let's let's before we go
0:59:17where we're going to recap and let
0:59:18everybody in this awesome
0:59:19yeah chances to to react to the show so
0:59:22John siracusa here is your roster
0:59:24riversong Daisy from spaced Jack
0:59:27Shephard from lost Joan for madmen han
0:59:30solo from the star wars holiday special
0:59:33blue echo from dollhouse tank from
0:59:38Terriers Sawyer from lost Khal Drogo and
0:59:41Tywin Lannister groans oh man oh yeah
0:59:48that I I you know I saw the odd couple
0:59:50remake with Khal Drogo in time unless I
0:59:54don't know one comes out good now how
0:59:55are you feeling about your about yeah
0:59:57I'm feeling good i got all my pics
0:59:57I'm feeling good i got all my pics
1:00:00nobody took any of mine i didn't have to
1:00:01go to any of my alternates the only
1:00:03issues i have was deciding between my
1:00:05primary and alternate few situations I
1:00:07had a I had a David Addison as an
1:00:09alternate Sarah Connor from our economy
1:00:11moves around Starbuck from the SG all
1:00:14resulting from the remake of the rich I
1:00:16I had on my list i had starbucks Dirk
1:00:18Benedict Starbuck on my list actually
1:00:20not have that the female 1 right
1:00:21I don't have faced from the 1880s you
1:00:24sweet dirty Helen man murdered about how
1:00:28mad Murdock yeah i did I I got to go to
1:00:30Jack Murdock yeah the Murdock's yeah I
1:00:33want to share tea
1:00:34oh my god we'd 11v11 start practice on
1:00:40there ain't going nowhere played skinny
1:00:43put me on a plane edible shot mr. he
1:00:46never would've ended up on the island in
1:00:47Los yankin open he just stayed in school
1:00:51alright Stan borin the other team angel
1:00:55when he walks in from the middleman Jim
1:00:59Rockford Olivia from fringe Kolchak The
1:01:04Night Stalker sean from psych Mick st.
1:01:10John Nick night forever night Maggie
1:01:15Hayes for moonlighting strange and
1:01:19spencer from Spencer for hire
1:01:22listen overnight sort of a proto
1:01:25supernatural this is that why you love
1:01:27it too well so here here's here's the
1:01:29issue
1:01:30you know I left one pair of the table
1:01:32which was my fourth vampire detective
1:01:34but i could not I said I did not have
1:01:36room to pick up who was was the
1:01:38character Henry Fitzroy from the
1:01:40canadian show blood ties which i have
1:01:44also never seen but I'm trying to you
1:01:45know go for a collection there we
1:01:47shouldn't pick people universe and makes
1:01:49them hard to read but I had a theme
1:01:51going
1:01:52I had it I have a plot i have a bad way
1:01:55awkward start this is how an awesome
1:01:58show is born however that she would he
1:02:01would have been paired with or my last
1:02:05female heroine who I had to leave on the
1:02:06table was was Charlotte Chuck Charles
1:02:09room faces
1:02:11thanks
1:02:12to a last-minute addition of Shawn
1:02:14Spencer which I'm starting to regret now
1:02:16I hope he proves his worth
1:02:17so Scott McNulty's team david tennant's
1:02:21temp dr. omnipotent cue from Star Trek
1:02:24colombo Tom servo mirth for Mork and
1:02:29Mindy marry David is Larry David Curb
1:02:33Your Enthusiasm MacGyver okay Jose chung
1:02:37Lorelai Gilmore of course and just space
1:02:42goes are you feeling about you
1:02:44I I feel confident I'm glad that next
1:02:47week as a bye week for my team and so
1:02:49that we can strategize and figure out
1:02:53what the hell I'm going to do with these
1:02:55people people and/or omnipotent beings
1:02:59and or Time Lords and or animated ice
1:03:02cracking robots with arms that don't
1:03:04worry
1:03:04yeah which I may need to remind you of
1:03:06pins well Q can fix all these things
1:03:08alright okay alright Steve your roster
1:03:13yes Anthony fremont from the toilets and
1:03:17now Ben Linus I never picked a que Larry
1:03:23from Three's Company now I definitely
1:03:25didn't take him
1:03:26Skeletor why would I pick Skeletor Joe
1:03:29Bluth I have no recollection of making
1:03:33that select dr. house
1:03:35sure this is my list Rudy Huxtable I
1:03:40might have picked her little Murray
1:03:42sparkles with the hell is that
1:03:45Arthur Fonzarelli a and Jim from taxi
1:03:54wow that's a that sets that's a horrible
1:03:57traffic but honestly I think I think you
1:04:01had the best single pick of the draft
1:04:02which is Skeletor
1:04:03I cannot believe he went in the fourth
1:04:06round
1:04:06really thats he's a sleeper oh man he
1:04:11managed better hope so
1:04:12so someone's asleep that's for sure well
1:04:16okay
1:04:16read your team Natalie from sports night
1:04:19King Silas from Kings Castiel from
1:04:24Supernatural right beatiful young
1:04:27indiana jones at ten dr. tom jackman
1:04:32from Steven Moffat Jekyll and his alter
1:04:35eco Logan from darkangel manservant
1:04:40Neville from the middleman millionaire
1:04:42all the time
1:04:43Andromeda the ship's AI from gene
1:04:46roddenberry's Andromeda Danny trip from
1:04:48studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and Colin
1:04:52the dog from spaced yes and I had to
1:04:55leave out I i had originally subbed in a
1:04:58sub noser for from the middleman for men
1:05:02serving level but decided at the end
1:05:04that I needed a better villain so so he
1:05:08got he got traded four young Indiana
1:05:10Jones but I left nose around the table
1:05:12and then poor joke because Joe got
1:05:14snatched up by someone else
1:05:16my my list i have Jesse Kirk Hawkeye
1:05:20Pierce Willow Rosenberg from buffy the
1:05:24vampire slayer Jeff Murdock from
1:05:26coupling Thomas magnum p.i Kaylee the
1:05:31engineer from firefly Jerry Seinfeld
1:05:34from seinfeld Veronica Mars Omar from
1:05:39the wire and mr. Charlie Brown is that
1:05:45last pic was difficult because I thought
1:05:47about going with Ambassador Kosh the
1:05:49mysterious and semi omnipotent alien for
1:05:51Babylon 5 mm and because he could just
1:05:54stand around and say things that nobody
1:05:56understands and they think they're deep
1:05:58I thought about with Desmond from lost
1:06:02has brought us husband was my other
1:06:04archbishop loss as men
1:06:07my other wasps character that I had my
1:06:09list but not Daniel Faraday no no Ben
1:06:13Linus is what I really wanted and so
1:06:16sometimes i forgot to get bicycle
1:06:18repairman some jerk drafted Ben Linus so
1:06:21anyway so well so what do you guys think
1:06:25everybody feeling good
1:06:27no it's just a train wreck of an idea
1:06:30yeah right yeah this is the worst
1:06:31podcast we've ever had you know it's
1:06:33going flash well he's not innocent here
1:06:35is not here but somewhere he's breathing
1:06:37heavily I can assure you of that
1:06:39can you can you maybe add that up idea
1:06:42made its the word podcasting he's not
1:06:44here and I think we all fell prey to his
1:06:45trap
1:06:46how about if we give fleischmann our
1:06:47pics that we didn't do we didn't select
1:06:49this is yes to manhandle a Herman
1:06:51Munster it for me over les Nessman hold
1:06:54on hold on da-jung be no we're going to
1:06:57add and mel sharp boy hope no no no
1:06:59seriously we're going to give clarity
1:07:01right now it we're gonna give glad team
1:07:03right now of characters just to force it
1:07:05on him John siracusa to have a character
1:07:07you want to force on Glenn I can only
1:07:09pick one out of my alternates yes i'm
1:07:12going to mean
1:07:13nice and thick Kara Thrace from all-star
1:07:18ok alright he gets Starbuck Scott who
1:07:24you gonna give Glen i will give Glen
1:07:26locks on a Troy alright dad who do you
1:07:32want to give glad I hope it's not a
1:07:34vampire detective know and i'll give him
1:07:36a chart Charlotte Chuck Charles from
1:07:39pushing daisies please let us give him
1:07:41all women this is going really well so
1:07:43far all right uh uh Steve yeah
1:07:50fleischmann can have Steve Urkel damn oh
1:07:56that's that's great
1:07:59that is fantastic read becca Valentine
1:08:02from Andromeda
1:08:05well as Glenn even see my own he's
1:08:07probably seen it probably with these
1:08:09will have to see it i'm watching a lot
1:08:12of TV between now and next we can offer
1:08:13you guys a Canadian vampire drama yeah
1:08:17haven't odeon that i'm going to give
1:08:19blood Jack Donaghy is played by alec
1:08:21baldwin of 30 rock
1:08:23nice you are too kind choice are you
1:08:25know you can build the show with just
1:08:28with just the right we've got four more
1:08:29slots so anybody else got anything we
1:08:32should put in there he should have 10
1:08:34total right so each other's voice oh
1:08:37you're six of us and now i'm trying to
1:08:40think if there's anyone else I'd all
1:08:41right I'm gonna have I got one
1:08:44yeah gonna be okay i was about that I
1:08:48shouldn't have an animated character to
1:08:49go along well yes actually picked the
1:08:51enemy is gonna be nobody's on the list
1:08:53he clearly gonna be alright alright or
1:08:57or no I will allow him to select between
1:08:59claymation gonna be any mercy
1:09:01it's not much of a pic that is my gift
1:09:04to glen oh ok
1:09:07three more slots you can really sabotage
1:09:10slim that sounds really tempting almost
1:09:13let me think about this
1:09:14oh this is his fault for picking up
1:09:16letting the auto pick he selected his
1:09:18pics i'm gonna back it is the other pic
1:09:20i'm going to give him ba Baracus from
1:09:22dat ya somebody has to have another
1:09:26going it is I'll article is in trouble
1:09:29oh yeah you know I don't see ba and
1:09:31oracle getting along at all i'm going to
1:09:34voice an invoice daniel faraday on him
1:09:37from lost
1:09:39I think I think and to round it out
1:09:41maybe 21 about a name take from one of
1:09:43our own panels Jimmy McNulty
1:09:45oh yeah Kennedy nutty from the wire like
1:09:49his team better than mine you can do
1:09:53wonders given your team
1:09:56do something with Skeletor we will we
1:10:03will reconnect or we will think better
1:10:05of it never let this podcast be heard by
1:10:07anybody
1:10:07we will reconvene in a in a few days or
1:10:10a week or something and we will love
1:10:12everybody knows everybody or years and
1:10:15everybody will come with a concept or or
1:10:17two but really like a concept for a show
1:10:19featuring ideally all of these
1:10:22characters or if not most of them in a
1:10:25premise that you're going to pitch and
1:10:26then we will decide i don't know who
1:10:28wins we did nobody wins really no one
1:10:31whenever well I don't want to lose
1:10:32another shoot a pilot
1:10:34everyone has already lost at this point
1:10:36so it can't really get I could swear
1:10:37I've already have AT&T TV fantasy draft
1:10:39it's just fantasy emphasis on the
1:10:41fantasy although this is more like a
1:10:43nightmare than a family but that's okay
1:10:45i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to
1:10:46cancel all my catering now that's really
1:10:48the craft services people are not gonna
1:10:50be happy for party down folk and put a
1:10:53deposit
1:10:53yeah that's very sad when when when
1:10:56Spencer and Maddy Hayes are not able to
1:10:59eat their donuts on the craft service
1:11:01yeah exactly it's Maddie he's really
1:11:03detective she's not really no she's not
1:11:06detective examination was the Davidson
1:11:08was a detective and the face of the
1:11:10organization that's it don't hurt why
1:11:13are you crying you criticizing
1:11:15understand where you are collecting
1:11:17detectives how did you leave remington
1:11:19steele of your I'm surprised you didn't
1:11:21go with either is not even I'll to be
1:11:23preferable
1:11:24I thought about I thought about it /
1:11:27monk 80 but you guys you guys are all
1:11:29cupid thing on my list let me talk about
1:11:31Skeletor for a second
1:11:32now let's not talk about it comes with
1:11:34draft the reason you don't drink and
1:11:37draft and also if any of us offense
1:11:40Steve he'll have Anthony said this to
1:11:41the cornfield two or three of you
1:11:44already there
1:11:46I think we may all these mines I he was
1:11:48protecting me up i declare this draft
1:11:51over and it was a lot of fun and
1:11:52ridiculous and that's pretty much what I
1:11:54expected going in so it worked out
1:11:55however I did not expect Skeletor so
1:11:57there nobody's telling
1:12:00no don't LLL not all right so until next
1:12:03time or until we shut down by the
1:12:06authorities
1:12:07hey listen to the incomparable and now i
1:12:09would like to thank my guests one last
1:12:11time before we all are sent to the
1:12:12cornfield Scott pic melty excellent work
1:12:15thank you my favorite pic of yours was
1:12:17probably my divert divert is my favorite
1:12:22as well
1:12:23oh excellent serenity called well thank
1:12:26you for being here and I particularly
1:12:28enjoyed your selection of wow you picked
1:12:34a wacky selection of i'm going to say
1:12:35King Silas because I've seen that show
1:12:38he screams at lightning very well you
1:12:40are one of three Steve let's Skeletor
1:12:44what more can be said thank you for
1:12:45being here Skeletor is his enemy
1:12:48dan more'n vampires detectives and uh
1:12:52dub dub from the middleman which I liked
1:12:55a lot so thank you for being a
1:12:57particular just glad the FCC doesn't
1:12:59shows down yet
1:13:00yes maybe I think it's gonna be like the
1:13:02CIA that shut this down we tapped your
1:13:04skype line and it's too stupid it must
1:13:06be stopped
1:13:07don't you dare you sir I think you had a
1:13:11really solid draft because you you
1:13:13didn't draft to the animated characters
1:13:15or robots
1:13:16yes that was key key part of my strategy
1:13:18don't do dumb things the downfall of
1:13:22your show
1:13:23yeah that's right have you seen TV shows
1:13:25they're all pretty stupid all have
1:13:26animated what you do not have console
1:13:29that's all i have to say yeah this is
1:13:30true
1:13:31yeah holiday han Solo yeah we made the
1:13:33same hand so mighty is not a different
1:13:35one
1:13:36we might have to force you to take
1:13:37nathan fillion firefly but they're
1:13:40pretty much the sink
1:13:42alright so it's a good understand thank
1:13:45you all and thank you for listening you
1:13:46three people who remain listening to
1:13:48this podcast until next time on the
1:13:50inhabitable this is jason still signing
1:13:52off thanks for listening again we're
1:13:54sorry we apologize goodbye
1:14:07a little party