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159: ‘Phil Z’ With Marco Arment

 

00:00:00 ◼   ► Here's what I got for us to talk about.

00:00:01 ◼   ► WWDC.

00:00:03 ◼   ► (laughs)

00:00:04 ◼   ► The live talk show at WWDC.

00:00:07 ◼   ► Mac OS, or what's it called?

00:00:09 ◼   ► Mac OS.

00:00:10 ◼   ► Mac OS 10.12.

00:00:11 ◼   ► - I've lost track.

00:00:12 ◼   ► - iOS 10.

00:00:13 ◼   ► Watch OS 3.

00:00:15 ◼   ► Taking the headphone jack off the iPhone.

00:00:17 ◼   ► Covering your laptop cameras with tape.

00:00:21 ◼   ► Podcast ads, the future of podcasting and mid-roll.

00:00:24 ◼   ► Buying Stitcher.

00:00:25 ◼   ► And then at the end we can talk about cars

00:00:28 ◼   ► talk about the shitty Shifter design that led to the guy from Star Trek stuff. So let's

00:00:37 ◼   ► get started. WWDC. We don't have to talk about the actual announcements.

00:00:40 ◼   ► Nah, everyone's heard about those already. I want to talk about your show.

00:00:45 ◼   ► Alright.

00:00:46 ◼   ► Because, you know, I have some to say about it and you probably won't be saying all

00:00:51 ◼   ► this so I will say it because you won't. So, number one is, you know, first of all,

00:00:57 ◼   ► I greatly enjoyed it.

00:00:58 ◼   ► You began the show by posing the question of like,

00:01:03 ◼   ► you know, you had Phil on last year, how do you top that?

00:01:05 ◼   ► You know, there's only so far you can go up the chain

00:01:08 ◼   ► to top having Phil on the show.

00:01:10 ◼   ► And you ended up having Phil and Craig on the show this year

00:01:16 ◼   ► and I put forth now this theory that that is the top,

00:01:19 ◼   ► that is the best you can do for that show in that week.

00:01:23 ◼   ► - I agree with that.

00:01:24 ◼   ► I think that's actually probably true.

00:01:26 ◼   ► because, and this is, I know that it,

00:01:29 ◼   ► I think I successfully kept it secret, number one.

00:01:31 ◼   ► I don't know what the people were whispering

00:01:33 ◼   ► out in the audience.

00:01:34 ◼   ► - I was guessing Tim, but I had no idea.

00:01:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, Tim, that was by far the most common guess,

00:01:39 ◼   ► that like, and people were,

00:01:41 ◼   ► and people were bugging me like that they,

00:01:42 ◼   ► not bugging me, I shouldn't say that.

00:01:43 ◼   ► Everybody who come up and said hi to me at WWDC,

00:01:45 ◼   ► I always enjoy it, and sometimes I see people on Twitter

00:01:48 ◼   ► who say, "Hey, I saw you somewhere,

00:01:49 ◼   ► "and I thought, ah, I won't bother you."

00:01:51 ◼   ► No, just come say hi, I like to say hi to people,

00:01:53 ◼   ► it's great, it's one of my favorite parts of WWDC.

00:01:55 ◼   ► And it was really weird for me in the early years because it does not come naturally to

00:02:00 ◼   ► me.

00:02:01 ◼   ► But I've learned over the years how to make those things go pretty well.

00:02:08 ◼   ► Pretty much what I did was the one year at South by Southwest I was hanging out.

00:02:10 ◼   ► It was the year Merlin and I spoke together at South by.

00:02:13 ◼   ► And I just noticed that when people would come up to us, whether they knew Merlin, Merlin

00:02:19 ◼   ► is amazing.

00:02:20 ◼   ► He's absolutely amazing when someone comes up and says, "Hey, are you Merlin, man?"

00:02:24 ◼   ► obviously never met them. They're a fan. He's so good at it. And I just suddenly

00:02:27 ◼   ► went into like, "I'm just gonna copy his moves and just do what he does." And it's

00:02:35 ◼   ► gotten a lot better. So anyway, people would come up to you. They'd say blah blah blah.

00:02:37 ◼   ► But then they'd say, "Who's gonna be on your show?" And I would just say, I started

00:02:40 ◼   ► saying to them, "You don't really want me to tell you, right? I mean, you want to be

00:02:43 ◼   ► surprised." Yeah, and like you and you know, I don't know what the listeners think,

00:02:47 ◼   ► but like, you know, so you and I are friends. I didn't know either last year

00:02:50 ◼   ► or this year. Like, you don't even tell your friends. Like, you don't, as far as I

00:02:53 ◼   ► know the only people you tell are like Amy and Paul who are working the event

00:02:56 ◼   ► with you like you don't tell anybody I didn't tell Paul Amy did and Caleb

00:03:04 ◼   ► Sexton knew as of like three or four in the afternoon of the day and I did tell

00:03:10 ◼   ► Caleb that you know to prepare three lav mics so he knew there would be two to

00:03:15 ◼   ► two guests but no I did not tell anybody because that's how you keep a secret how

00:03:19 ◼   ► How do you keep a secret? It's easy. Don't tell anybody. I swear to God, it is the...

00:03:25 ◼   ► It sounds stupid, but most people don't do that.

00:03:31 ◼   ► Amy tells me a great story. I'm going to butcher this in some way. But when she was in law

00:03:36 ◼   ► school, she had a criminal defense course that was taught by a former FBI agent. And

00:03:45 ◼   ► He told them, he said, "You want to know how to get away with a murder?

00:03:48 ◼   ► It's actually very easy.

00:03:50 ◼   ► Don't leave any evidence.

00:03:53 ◼   ► Don't leave any evidence behind.

00:03:55 ◼   ► Don't tell anyone what you did, and don't ever do it again, and you'll get away with

00:04:01 ◼   ► it."

00:04:02 ◼   ► AARON LINDQUIST >> Useful information for law students.

00:04:04 ◼   ► JEFF ZELENY >> Most murderers do not get away with it because most murderers either leave

00:04:08 ◼   ► something behind or, most commonly, they tell somebody.

00:04:12 ◼   ► It's very, very easy.

00:04:14 ◼   ► I didn't murder anybody, but I did not tell anybody who was going to be on the show.

00:04:17 ◼   ► And I agree with your assessment that the duo of Phil and Craig is, I think, unbeatable.

00:04:23 ◼   ► Tim Cook would be a bigger get.

00:04:26 ◼   ► Johnny Ive would be a big get.

00:04:28 ◼   ► But I don't think that the combination of my interviewing skills combined with their

00:04:34 ◼   ► personalities I don't think would be as enjoyable.

00:04:37 ◼   ► Well, especially in this setting, too.

00:04:40 ◼   ► You are there and you want to talk about what was just said in the keynote.

00:04:43 ◼   ► seen interviews of Tim, Tim doesn't really stray from the talking points.

00:04:46 ◼   ► He's very well prepared, very well controlled, and he says what he wants to

00:04:50 ◼   ► say and nothing more. And what you really want at the BBC is, and in the

00:04:55 ◼   ► talk show, is like the live talk show is still your show. It's still the talk show

00:05:00 ◼   ► and you know the the mood of it takes on what you set there. So it really it's

00:05:06 ◼   ► kind of like you know like you like you say that this is the director's

00:05:09 ◼   ► commentary for Daring Fireball. You know when you have these Apple execs on

00:05:12 ◼   ► on your show, which I love that now two years in,

00:05:16 ◼   ► it just has become like, oh, this is just what you do now.

00:05:18 ◼   ► Last year it was like, holy crap,

00:05:19 ◼   ► this year it's like, oh yeah, again, okay.

00:05:21 ◼   ► But when you have them on the show,

00:05:24 ◼   ► it kind of becomes the director's commentary for WWDC.

00:05:29 ◼   ► 'Cause it is like, mood-wise, it's like the closest

00:05:32 ◼   ► that any of us will ever get to sitting down

00:05:35 ◼   ► and having a beer with Apple executives.

00:05:37 ◼   ► And I think Phil and Craig not only have

00:05:41 ◼   ► very good personalities that mesh well with that.

00:05:43 ◼   ► But also like topic wise at WWDC,

00:05:47 ◼   ► if there's any two Apple execs you can pick

00:05:49 ◼   ► to ask questions to that are gonna be interesting

00:05:52 ◼   ► and relevant to developers after having heard

00:05:54 ◼   ► that keynote that day, it's gonna be those two.

00:05:56 ◼   ► Because you have Phil who now runs the entire app store,

00:05:59 ◼   ► policy wise at least, he runs the whole app store

00:06:01 ◼   ► and then he's also kind of like,

00:06:04 ◼   ► I don't know what his role is unofficially

00:06:07 ◼   ► but it seems like he is in many ways

00:06:10 ◼   ► like heavily involved or possibly the head of a lot of product decisions. Yeah,

00:06:15 ◼   ► I've always said, and I mean, just maybe I should have asked. I've always had this

00:06:19 ◼   ► on my list. What would you say you do here? Well, I have had that, and I've run

00:06:24 ◼   ► out of time. I've both ears, you know, it's better that way, but I have more stuff

00:06:28 ◼   ► to talk to them about than I have time to ask them. And I tend to favor,

00:06:34 ◼   ► "Hey, let's fill this up with questions from the keynote," because I think it's

00:06:39 ◼   ► that's more relevant to now than forever.

00:06:42 ◼   ► But I have ideas, I go into it with a couple ideas

00:06:45 ◼   ► for things to talk about just in case the keynote

00:06:47 ◼   ► doesn't really have a lot of stuff.

00:06:49 ◼   ► But I've always said, and from my perspective on the outside,

00:06:52 ◼   ► the best way to understand Schiller's role at Apple

00:06:55 ◼   ► would be to take the word marketing out of his name

00:06:57 ◼   ► and edit title and edit senior vice president of product.

00:07:01 ◼   ► 'Cause the marketing is in and of itself,

00:07:03 ◼   ► it's part of the product, it's not a separate thing,

00:07:06 ◼   ► it's not like the products are developed

00:07:07 ◼   ► and then Schiller's group figures out how to advertise them or what pictures to take

00:07:11 ◼   ► to put on the box. It's all of a piece. That's the type of marketing that gives, especially

00:07:17 ◼   ► engineers who are analytical, and they roll their eyes when they think about marketing.

00:07:22 ◼   ► Bad marketing is when you start with a bad product and somebody is told, "Here's a kind

00:07:26 ◼   ► of crappy product or a thing with a bunch of problems. Figure out a way to sell it."

00:07:29 ◼   ► Well, the marketer still has to do their job, but whereas if you have a good product, you

00:07:35 ◼   ► just let the product speak for yourself and figure out how do we let the product speak

00:07:38 ◼   ► for itself. And I think that's ideally what, you know, at their best, that's how Apple's

00:07:43 ◼   ► marketing works.

00:07:44 ◼   ► And it seems too like...

00:07:45 ◼   ► He is intimately familiar with all of their products.

00:07:48 ◼   ► Oh, clearly. And also, and you know, having Craig there too, like, it's amazing because,

00:07:53 ◼   ► you know, you think of like, you know, what is an executive? And you think of like, what

00:07:57 ◼   ► kind of person is it? What do they know? What kind of involvement do they have? And to have

00:08:00 ◼   ► the kind of incredibly deep knowledge that these two executives have about

00:08:05 ◼   ► what they apparently oversee with pillar you know and what and what Craig does

00:08:09 ◼   ► officially oversee you know like Craig was throwing out deep technical

00:08:13 ◼   ► implementation details and and I know from talking to people in the company

00:08:17 ◼   ► that that's genuine like Craig is really a genuine like hardcore engineer and

00:08:22 ◼   ► he's really he really knows his stuff and he gets deeply involved in it and and

00:08:27 ◼   ► is, but at the same time is a really good leader. I mean, I don't think I've met

00:08:31 ◼   ► anybody who has worked under Craig or anywhere near Craig and has a single bad thing to say

00:08:36 ◼   ► about the experience of working with him. I mean, he seems incredibly good at his job

00:08:42 ◼   ► and very well suited to that leadership role, but also, like Phil, having this incredibly

00:08:47 ◼   ► deep knowledge of the product and the decisions. And to have that there, this is why I think

00:08:53 ◼   ► this is better than having Tim for your show.

00:08:55 ◼   ► Because not only, not only like I think you have,

00:08:57 ◼   ► you'd have a better personality mesh with these guys,

00:09:01 ◼   ► but also I think, you know,

00:09:03 ◼   ► Tim doesn't take that kind of deep knowledge

00:09:07 ◼   ► of like the little details of how these things

00:09:09 ◼   ► are engineered or product decisions like,

00:09:11 ◼   ► and 'cause I think Tim kind of knows

00:09:13 ◼   ► that he's not like ahead of product the way Steve was,

00:09:16 ◼   ► and so he has delegated that to some of the other SVPs,

00:09:20 ◼   ► and you know, different combinations.

00:09:22 ◼   ► And honestly, I think it's a little bit vague as to what the combination is right now, and that might be a bit of a problem.

00:09:25 ◼   ► But overall, you know, it's, you know, Tim is not really a product person, and Phil very clearly is.

00:09:33 ◼   ► And honestly, I mean, from just my point of view, I am very happy you had those two people on.

00:09:39 ◼   ► And I would say Phil and Craig are my favorite Apple executives.

00:09:43 ◼   ► And I think the ones that most closely align with my priorities, it seems.

00:09:50 ◼   ► Yeah, I think that's fair to say. So I don't know why I'm screwed for next year.

00:09:54 ◼   ► Yeah, well just have them on again or have moles. That's it. Those are your

00:09:57 ◼   ► choices.

00:09:57 ◼   ► I think Eddie, Eddie Q, uh, when he was on this show with Craig was good and I

00:10:01 ◼   ► think he would be good, but his personality wise, uh,

00:10:06 ◼   ► but his domain isn't a good fit,

00:10:09 ◼   ► especially for the WWDC show.

00:10:11 ◼   ► If I had something where I did like a quarterly show or a twice a year show and

00:10:16 ◼   ► like maybe if I did a live show after the September, you know,

00:10:20 ◼   ► iPhone event or something like that.

00:10:22 ◼   ► Eddy Cue might be good then,

00:10:24 ◼   ► but I feel like WWDC in particular,

00:10:26 ◼   ► when the news is supposed to,

00:10:28 ◼   ► and in late, most years recently really is,

00:10:31 ◼   ► mostly about software, it's, you know,

00:10:34 ◼   ► there's, it wouldn't really make any sense

00:10:37 ◼   ► just to have him on because it's not his domain.

00:10:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, also, I would also say like,

00:10:44 ◼   ► one of the greatest things we saw

00:10:45 ◼   ► at the live talk show this year

00:10:47 ◼   ► is that we on the outside got to see,

00:10:51 ◼   ► in a very, very rare circumstance,

00:10:53 ◼   ► we got to see two Apple SVPs interacting with each other.

00:10:58 ◼   ► And if you think about it,

00:10:59 ◼   ► what other chances do we ever have to see that?

00:11:02 ◼   ► And from what I understand,

00:11:04 ◼   ► again, talking to some people inside the company,

00:11:06 ◼   ► even most people who work in the company

00:11:08 ◼   ► rarely see two SVPs in the same room,

00:11:11 ◼   ► 'cause usually you're presenting to at most one of them.

00:11:14 ◼   ► So to see two execs who have clearly worked together

00:11:18 ◼   ► for a very long time and know each other really well

00:11:21 ◼   ► and clearly respect each other very much,

00:11:23 ◼   ► who are also good in all these other ways,

00:11:25 ◼   ► it really brought a lot of amazing humanity

00:11:28 ◼   ► and just insight into just who these people actually are.

00:11:31 ◼   ► And this is something that you're not gonna get

00:11:34 ◼   ► in a carefully scripted keynote

00:11:36 ◼   ► or any kind of carefully planned event.

00:11:38 ◼   ► And this is why I love this show so much,

00:11:40 ◼   ► because you get to do this

00:11:41 ◼   ► and you get to reveal this to the world,

00:11:44 ◼   ► and you do it in a way that, because it's a podcast,

00:11:49 ◼   ► I love podcasting because if you write something

00:11:52 ◼   ► on a blog or on a news site,

00:11:54 ◼   ► that spreads all over the place really quickly

00:11:56 ◼   ► if there's anything about it that's controversial

00:11:57 ◼   ► or inflammatory or anything else.

00:11:59 ◼   ► Believe me, I know that better than a lot of people.

00:12:02 ◼   ► And that can often be prohibitive

00:12:04 ◼   ► to encouraging people to continue writing.

00:12:07 ◼   ► With a podcast, it seems like just because podcasts,

00:12:11 ◼   ► they just don't really spread like wildfire

00:12:13 ◼   ► the way text spreads.

00:12:15 ◼   ► You can quote someone's post or paraphrase someone's post,

00:12:19 ◼   ► stick an inflammatory headline on it

00:12:20 ◼   ► and it just spreads like wildfire.

00:12:23 ◼   ► Podcasts, that just doesn't happen.

00:12:25 ◼   ► I thought last year when you had Phil on,

00:12:28 ◼   ► which, let's anybody forget,

00:12:29 ◼   ► that was remarkable at the time,

00:12:31 ◼   ► I thought that was gonna be literally world news.

00:12:35 ◼   ► I thought it was gonna be reported on CNN

00:12:38 ◼   ► that this happened and everything that was said

00:12:40 ◼   ► would have been scrutinized and reported on

00:12:43 ◼   ► just as much as an Apple press release would have.

00:12:46 ◼   ► And instead, there was one MacRumors article about it.

00:12:49 ◼   ► It was almost nothing, almost nothing happened.

00:12:51 ◼   ► And then the same thing happened this year,

00:12:53 ◼   ► where again, it's like now you have two Apple executives.

00:12:55 ◼   ► Now you should have CNN and the New York Times

00:12:57 ◼   ► reporting on it, double the coverage.

00:12:59 ◼   ► And again, you had one MacRumors article

00:13:01 ◼   ► and basically nothing else.

00:13:03 ◼   ► - Yeah, I thought the same thing last year.

00:13:05 ◼   ► Not necessarily that I was disappointed, I was just curious.

00:13:09 ◼   ► And I think one measure of it would be tech meme.

00:13:14 ◼   ► And it's like, I write blog posts that get more attention

00:13:17 ◼   ► on tech meme than this.

00:13:20 ◼   ► The good thing is that I found with my experience,

00:13:23 ◼   ► like I've been writing a lot less in part because

00:13:27 ◼   ► of this problem of just like any slip up

00:13:30 ◼   ► and it spreads like wildfire.

00:13:32 ◼   ► And in podcasting, that just doesn't happen.

00:13:34 ◼   ► But also because of that effect, the podcasting kind of--

00:13:38 ◼   ► and because of the conversational nature of it just being more casual, podcasting is kind

00:13:44 ◼   ► of like a safe space. And you can go on a podcast, you can talk off script and answer

00:13:52 ◼   ► questions that you didn't get in advance or that were unplanned or whatever. You can accept

00:13:56 ◼   ► that gig because it really isn't dangerous. People give you the benefit of the doubt,

00:14:01 ◼   ► it doesn't really spread like wildfire if you screw something up in some kind of minor

00:14:05 ◼   ► way. It's a conversational context, so it doesn't seem as official or as like, you

00:14:09 ◼   ► know, coded in stone. And I feel like, you know, that's, again, that's something that

00:14:13 ◼   ► Apple never gets in any kind of public way. So it's, and for the listeners or the attendees

00:14:20 ◼   ► of the live show, it's almost like being led into like an exclusive club. Like, you

00:14:25 ◼   ► know, it's like, it's a club of obscurity, basically. Like, you know, we get to be here

00:14:30 ◼   ► and listen to this and get to know these people

00:14:33 ◼   ► and get these great insights into things,

00:14:36 ◼   ► but it's not a big problem for them

00:14:39 ◼   ► and they don't get in trouble for things they say.

00:14:42 ◼   ► It's kind of amazing.

00:14:43 ◼   ► - I was thinking about what you said before

00:14:46 ◼   ► about how we don't get to see Apple's executives

00:14:49 ◼   ► interact with each other in a personal way.

00:14:52 ◼   ► And one evidence of proof of that,

00:14:53 ◼   ► and again, I often bring up Scott Forstall.

00:14:57 ◼   ► And I have met him and I liked him, you know, like backstage after a keynote.

00:15:02 ◼   ► And I think he did fantastic work for the company.

00:15:05 ◼   ► And so, you know, I bring him up not to dump on him because I really think the

00:15:09 ◼   ► guy did a great job. But, famously, I mean, it was, you know,

00:15:15 ◼   ► he did not get along well with the rest of the

00:15:17 ◼   ► leadership team. I mean, the press release announcing his,

00:15:20 ◼   ► I forget what they called it, but, you know, that he was no longer...

00:15:25 ◼   ► He was quit fired.

00:15:26 ◼   ► Well, his promotion to Tim Cook's assistant or whatever, special advisor.

00:15:33 ◼   ► That the title of the press release was something about enabling collaboration or something like

00:15:41 ◼   ► that. It was very clear. And my sense since that, but on stage you'd never know it. Shiller to

00:15:50 ◼   ► Forrestal handing off in a keynote, and here to tell you all about it is Senior Vice President

00:15:56 ◼   ► Scott Forrestal, is exactly the same as his interaction with Federighi now, because they're

00:16:04 ◼   ► pros. They're total pros. They're polished. From the outside, you'd never have any idea

00:16:09 ◼   ► whether there was a difference, whereas on stage, with those two, you could tell that

00:16:13 ◼   ► they like each other.

00:16:14 ◼   ► Yeah, totally.

00:16:15 ◼   ► The way they razzed each other, especially Phil Razzing, Federighi.

00:16:18 ◼   ► Oh, yeah.

00:16:19 ◼   ► Yeah, I thought it went pretty well.

00:16:22 ◼   ► And you know me, I'm not gonna sit here and say how good my show was, but...

00:16:25 ◼   ► Yeah, I will.

00:16:26 ◼   ► It was really good.

00:16:27 ◼   ► So we did.

00:16:28 ◼   ► I love how uncomfortable this makes you.

00:16:30 ◼   ► It does.

00:16:31 ◼   ► It really does.

00:16:32 ◼   ► Let's talk about the problems with the show.

00:16:33 ◼   ► We had audio problems.

00:16:34 ◼   ► We had this feedback at the beginning.

00:16:37 ◼   ► And anybody who's watching the video, watch the video, the recorded one on Vimeo or listen

00:16:42 ◼   ► to the podcast.

00:16:43 ◼   ► You won't hear it.

00:16:44 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:16:45 ◼   ► I don't think Caleb had to clean that up.

00:16:48 ◼   ► I don't think he had to remove it.

00:16:49 ◼   ► I think that the audio, like the mics didn't pick it up.

00:16:52 ◼   ► But what happened, and it wasn't Caleb's fault,

00:16:56 ◼   ► it was during the, and they definitely did a sound check,

00:17:00 ◼   ► but Caleb let the house sound guy at Mezzanine,

00:17:05 ◼   ► who was new, he wasn't the same guy as last year,

00:17:07 ◼   ► talk him out of a, I don't know what, I don't even know,

00:17:10 ◼   ► I didn't wanna know what the details were,

00:17:12 ◼   ► but Caleb let the guy talk him out of something

00:17:14 ◼   ► against Caleb's better judgment,

00:17:16 ◼   ► and then the fix, five or 10 minutes into the show,

00:17:19 ◼   ► was exactly what Caleb wanted to do at the outset.

00:17:23 ◼   ► It violates the number one rule of sound equipment, which is get it working and then don't touch

00:17:27 ◼   ► anything.

00:17:28 ◼   ► Yeah, I'm not sure where that went wrong, but it did get straightened out.

00:17:31 ◼   ► It wasn't too bad.

00:17:35 ◼   ► If anybody watched the video and I look a little bit like I'm looking around, it was

00:17:40 ◼   ► because of the feedback.

00:17:43 ◼   ► But you won't hear it when you watch on the show.

00:17:47 ◼   ► The other thing I think that I wonder how it affects the immediate, "Holy shit, these

00:17:51 ◼   ► two guys are on Gruber's show," is that the show doesn't come out right away.

00:17:56 ◼   ► This year it didn't come out till Friday, so I feel like on my list for what can I fix

00:18:00 ◼   ► for next year is figure out who do I have to pay, what do I have to do to get the video

00:18:04 ◼   ► out hopefully like 24 hours.

00:18:06 ◼   ► Well, on the other hand though, why?

00:18:09 ◼   ► If the show doesn't make national news and they don't get in trouble for anything they

00:18:14 ◼   ► then that makes it easier to get them back. The main reason to turn to get the

00:18:20 ◼   ► turnaround quicker is just to make people who want to watch it happier. I

00:18:23 ◼   ► don't think it would have... I don't think it would really make a big difference in

00:18:27 ◼   ► terms of publicity. The main reason is that I know just from my tweets and the

00:18:32 ◼   ► emails that people were like chomping at the bit to get it. And I would be too if

00:18:36 ◼   ► there were two of me and one who does the show and the other one who just

00:18:38 ◼   ► listens to the show and really likes it. I would have been too if I couldn't get

00:18:42 ◼   ► to the live show. You know what you should do? You should hire the Apple

00:18:46 ◼   ► W2C video team because they get stuff out the next morning. I know, that's

00:18:50 ◼   ► amazing. They've really upped that. It's really incredible how quickly

00:18:55 ◼   ► they get it out. Yeah. The live stream broke this year. Last year it stayed up,

00:18:59 ◼   ► but this year it broke. I would suggest maybe doing an audio only live stream

00:19:03 ◼   ► because it's, I mean, unless you go to something like YouTube live, which should

00:19:06 ◼   ► also be probably an easier way to do it, but audio is a lot easier to scale up.

00:19:11 ◼   ► And we did that two years ago when you and your ATP pals were the guest.

00:19:17 ◼   ► That's how I know that.

00:19:19 ◼   ► Because we were streaming it off of my iPad in the back on Verizon and it was fine.

00:19:25 ◼   ► Absolutely true.

00:19:28 ◼   ► The thing I love about that, I don't know if it helped you because then you wouldn't

00:19:32 ◼   ► be nervous, it gave you something to do, or if it just made you even more nervous because

00:19:38 ◼   ► instead of thinking about the show, you were fiddling with it.

00:19:40 ◼   ► But the back story on that was that literally,

00:19:44 ◼   ► right up until we opened the doors to let people in,

00:19:47 ◼   ► you were back there.

00:19:48 ◼   ► And we weren't planning it.

00:19:49 ◼   ► You were just like, well, why don't we livestream it?

00:19:50 ◼   ► I can do it.

00:19:51 ◼   ► And you just took out your iPad and were plugging it

00:19:54 ◼   ► into the board.

00:19:56 ◼   ► It was worse than that.

00:19:57 ◼   ► You said, oh, by the way, we don't

00:19:58 ◼   ► have a way to record this.

00:20:00 ◼   ► So I was providing the only recording of it

00:20:03 ◼   ► and also the livestream.

00:20:04 ◼   ► That was a poorly planned show.

00:20:06 ◼   ► Poorly planned show.

00:20:08 ◼   ► That's funny that we've gone from there to here

00:20:10 ◼   ► in two years, I do keep pretty good notes

00:20:12 ◼   ► about what to improve for the next year.

00:20:15 ◼   ► - No, I'd say you now have a pretty good,

00:20:19 ◼   ► you have the Kings worked out,

00:20:20 ◼   ► and I would say just repeat this,

00:20:22 ◼   ► and maybe change the way you stream the video,

00:20:24 ◼   ► and that's about it.

00:20:25 ◼   ► - Yeah.

00:20:26 ◼   ► Seemed like people had a good time.

00:20:29 ◼   ► - Yeah, oh yeah, it was good, it was a good event,

00:20:31 ◼   ► and yeah, again, I mean, you won't say it, but I will.

00:20:35 ◼   ► It was great, and you should definitely

00:20:38 ◼   ► keep doing it if you can.

00:20:39 ◼   ► Yeah, I'll see what I can do, hopefully.

00:20:41 ◼   ► I thought it went well.

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00:23:01 ◼   ► I feel like that covers it.

00:23:02 ◼   ► Anyway, I had a good time.

00:23:03 ◼   ► I have not watched it.

00:23:04 ◼   ► I can't bring myself to watch it yet.

00:23:06 ◼   ► I watched last year's at some point,

00:23:07 ◼   ► but I didn't watch this year's yet.

00:23:09 ◼   ► So maybe I should have watched it

00:23:11 ◼   ► before we started talking about it here.

00:23:13 ◼   ► - I listened to it again.

00:23:14 ◼   ► - macOS, here's my thing about macOS.

00:23:18 ◼   ► I can't believe that they changed the name to macOS,

00:23:21 ◼   ► but kept the 10.12 version numbering.

00:23:25 ◼   ► What is that 10 now?

00:23:26 ◼   ► Why, is this 10 forever?

00:23:28 ◼   ► - Well, you know, I think it's a lot like,

00:23:30 ◼   ► like, you know, like the dumb Windows kernel version thing

00:23:32 ◼   ► where Windows 2000 was NT 5.0, I think,

00:23:36 ◼   ► and then XP was 5.1, and it stayed at five for a while.

00:23:40 ◼   ► Just the numbers doesn't mean anything

00:23:42 ◼   ► relative to the marketing name and the marketing sequence.

00:23:47 ◼   ► So I think that it just doesn't really matter.

00:23:49 ◼   ► I'm kind of surprised, though,

00:23:50 ◼   ► that they kept the California names,

00:23:52 ◼   ► and I'm kind of surprised they didn't just call this

00:23:54 ◼   ► Mac OS 12.

00:23:55 ◼   ► It seemed like even though people would have made fun

00:23:57 ◼   ► of them, oh, you skipped 11,

00:23:58 ◼   ► I think that would have made a lot more sense

00:24:00 ◼   ► to just say, all right, this is now Mac OS 12,

00:24:02 ◼   ► and then next year Mac OS 13 or whatever.

00:24:03 ◼   ► But I guess those numbers don't scale very well.

00:24:06 ◼   ► Nobody wants like Mac OS 17, I don't know.

00:24:08 ◼   ► - It did seem weird that they give,

00:24:11 ◼   ► I think they could have done both though.

00:24:12 ◼   ► They could have called it Mac OS 12 Sierra.

00:24:15 ◼   ► - Yeah, maybe, that's a lot of tokens.

00:24:17 ◼   ► - I don't know why.

00:24:18 ◼   ► Why does Mac OS get a code name and iOS doesn't?

00:24:21 ◼   ► I don't get that.

00:24:23 ◼   ► - Well, and maybe because of the high numbering problem,

00:24:26 ◼   ► like once you get into the teens,

00:24:27 ◼   ► it kind of is less cool sounding.

00:24:30 ◼   ► maybe they're going to transition iOS

00:24:32 ◼   ► onto a code name system.

00:24:33 ◼   ► And maybe they would unify the code.

00:24:35 ◼   ► Maybe they would say, you know,

00:24:36 ◼   ► this year we have iOS Sierra and Mac OS Sierra.

00:24:39 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:24:40 ◼   ► There's a lot of things they could do there,

00:24:41 ◼   ► but I do think the numbers are really nice

00:24:43 ◼   ► and clean and simple now because they're relatively low.

00:24:46 ◼   ► But once you get into the teens and stuff, it's less cool.

00:24:50 ◼   ► - Anything else?

00:24:54 ◼   ► WatchOS 3.

00:24:55 ◼   ► - I love that.

00:24:56 ◼   ► I love that it's all we can talk about about Mac OS,

00:24:58 ◼   ► the name.

00:25:00 ◼   ► Well, have you used it yet?

00:25:01 ◼   ► I actually have.

00:25:02 ◼   ► I actually have it on a MacBook Pro downstairs.

00:25:05 ◼   ► And it's exactly the sort of thing I would like--

00:25:11 ◼   ► I'd like to see Apple do, which is it doesn't feel--

00:25:15 ◼   ► you could easily convince me that it wasn't even

00:25:17 ◼   ► a new version of Mac OS X. And it's like, oh, yeah, yeah,

00:25:20 ◼   ► look, that looks a little different.

00:25:21 ◼   ► They've changed a little bit here and there.

00:25:23 ◼   ► But it is such a minor refinement

00:25:26 ◼   ► in terms of everything I'm used to.

00:25:28 ◼   ► and then they've just added some nice new features.

00:25:31 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I'm happy with that too.

00:25:32 ◼   ► I mean, from a developer's point of view,

00:25:34 ◼   ► I would love to see some modernization of AppKit

00:25:38 ◼   ► and possibly some kind of cross-platform AppKit,

00:25:40 ◼   ► UIKit kind of hybrid.

00:25:42 ◼   ► So I basically wouldn't have to learn AppKit.

00:25:45 ◼   ► (laughs)

00:25:47 ◼   ► But I understand also why that's kind of a big job

00:25:50 ◼   ► and probably not worth doing necessarily.

00:25:53 ◼   ► - Ah, that's a good question. - Or maybe waiting until,

00:25:56 ◼   ► presumably in the future,

00:25:57 ◼   ► there's gonna be some kind of rewrite or refactoring

00:26:01 ◼   ► of a lot of the frameworks to better optimize for Swift.

00:26:04 ◼   ► And beyond just renaming.

00:26:07 ◼   ► Right now they've basically renamed them

00:26:08 ◼   ► when you're using them from Swift and that's about it.

00:26:10 ◼   ► But there's more that you could do there

00:26:13 ◼   ► to really optimize these things for Swift.

00:26:15 ◼   ► So maybe down the road they're planning on

00:26:18 ◼   ► a bigger change to the frameworks

00:26:20 ◼   ► and maybe they would unify them then.

00:26:21 ◼   ► 'Cause as you talk about it often,

00:26:23 ◼   ► Apple's a very patient company.

00:26:25 ◼   ► And when it comes to long-term technical decisions

00:26:27 ◼   ► like this, they're willing to wait five, 10 years

00:26:30 ◼   ► to do what they need to do if they think

00:26:32 ◼   ► it'll be better later to do it then.

00:26:34 ◼   ► So I think it would be interesting to see

00:26:37 ◼   ► if they ever do tackle this problem

00:26:38 ◼   ► or if they just kinda consider, you know,

00:26:40 ◼   ► AppKit's the right tool for this job

00:26:41 ◼   ► and UIKit's the right tool for that job,

00:26:43 ◼   ► which there's some basis for that.

00:26:45 ◼   ► Not 100%, but there's some basis for that.

00:26:47 ◼   ► And maybe they just kinda consider the Mac

00:26:48 ◼   ► to be kind of like a completed platform.

00:26:51 ◼   ► We don't need to do much on this anymore.

00:26:53 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:26:54 ◼   ► - Yeah, sort of like the way I treat Markdown.

00:26:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, right.

00:26:57 ◼   ► - I mean, no joke.

00:26:58 ◼   ► I mean, it's seriously like, you know,

00:27:00 ◼   ► it is what it is, you know, move on with the other stuff.

00:27:02 ◼   ► Maybe, I don't know.

00:27:03 ◼   ► I think you're right though that if they do do it,

00:27:05 ◼   ► it would probably coincide

00:27:06 ◼   ► with a swiftification of frameworks.

00:27:10 ◼   ► - Right, or if all these rumblers I keep hearing about,

00:27:12 ◼   ► they're like being like a single unified OS

00:27:14 ◼   ► coming down the road with new everything,

00:27:17 ◼   ► you know, for the car and God knows what else, you know,

00:27:19 ◼   ► then if that is actually true

00:27:22 ◼   ► and coming in the next five years,

00:27:25 ◼   ► then that would be the time to do it.

00:27:27 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't know.

00:27:29 ◼   ► - I don't give that rumor a lot of weight, honestly,

00:27:31 ◼   ► because it seems really grand, and I don't know.

00:27:35 ◼   ► - It just seems to me, like, when I study it

00:27:37 ◼   ► and think about it, and it's like,

00:27:38 ◼   ► I'm trying to think about what to write

00:27:40 ◼   ► about the Mac OS beta.

00:27:42 ◼   ► I keep thinking about something Guy English,

00:27:45 ◼   ► friend of the show Guy English, said to me

00:27:47 ◼   ► last week when I was asking just friends,

00:27:51 ◼   ► I didn't say who, I just said, hey, let's just say if I got to interview somebody, interesting.

00:27:56 ◼   ► What are some questions?

00:27:57 ◼   ► Do you guys have any questions that you wish I would ask?

00:27:59 ◼   ► And Guy had pointed out that when Steve Jobs introduced the Mac OS X 10.0 back in 2001,

00:28:09 ◼   ► he framed it as saying, this is the operating system for the next 15 years.

00:28:14 ◼   ► Well, that was 15 years ago.

00:28:19 ◼   ► And I think it's almost, you know, he was trying to say this is the operating system for the, you know, the long term for Apple.

00:28:25 ◼   ► This is something that Apple can really, so what, Apple was, what, they're 40 years old now, so they were a 25 year old company then.

00:28:31 ◼   ► This is, you know, it was as far away from the original Mac as we are today.

00:28:38 ◼   ► I think, if anything, in hindsight, Jobs clearly undersold the longevity of the platform.

00:28:44 ◼   ► that's the thing I look at when I look at Mac OS 10.12 is that this doesn't feel

00:28:47 ◼   ► like an operating system on its last legs. This feels like an operating system

00:28:51 ◼   ► that is still in its prime and doing it's exactly what it wants to be and

00:28:55 ◼   ► really doesn't need anything major. I mean it could and it's someday something

00:29:01 ◼   ► like a you know your example about doing a lot of UI kitification to AppKit or

00:29:08 ◼   ► bringing UIKit to Mac OS 10 in some way to sit there alongside AppKit or who

00:29:13 ◼   ► Who knows?

00:29:14 ◼   ► There are major changes someday,

00:29:16 ◼   ► but at the moment it's really just fine

00:29:18 ◼   ► and does its job very well.

00:29:20 ◼   ► And the way I put it a couple years ago,

00:29:21 ◼   ► and it's funny too because I said something

00:29:24 ◼   ► about the next five years,

00:29:25 ◼   ► but it was like five years ago.

00:29:27 ◼   ► So I undersold it as much five years ago as Jobs did, 15,

00:29:31 ◼   ► was that the heaviness of the Mac, conceptually,

00:29:35 ◼   ► that it's so, you can have so many windows open

00:29:38 ◼   ► and you can go so deep and you have all these options

00:29:40 ◼   ► like services and control, right-clicking

00:29:43 ◼   ► and getting these contextual menus,

00:29:45 ◼   ► and even just the existence of the menu bar.

00:29:47 ◼   ► That heaviness is what lets iOS remain so lightweight.

00:29:52 ◼   ► That you couldn't have it like the iPad

00:29:55 ◼   ► and make it as simple as it is

00:29:57 ◼   ► without having a platform to go with it

00:30:00 ◼   ► that is as complicated as the Mac.

00:30:02 ◼   ► - I mean, the downside of that logic though,

00:30:06 ◼   ► which I think is mostly sound,

00:30:08 ◼   ► but the downside of that is that kind of assumes

00:30:11 ◼   ► that they will be both maintained over time

00:30:14 ◼   ► and will both succeed over time.

00:30:16 ◼   ► And I'm not sure that's a safe assumption to make.

00:30:20 ◼   ► - I wonder if it doesn't also conversely tie into

00:30:23 ◼   ► the fact that there's some productivity tasks

00:30:28 ◼   ► that just still aren't that great to do on an iPad.

00:30:31 ◼   ► You know, that it works both ways.

00:30:34 ◼   ► That it's like, they just haven't been,

00:30:38 ◼   ► they haven't felt forced to enable the iPad

00:30:40 ◼   ► to be good at X, because yeah, you could just use

00:30:43 ◼   ► your MacBook for that.

00:30:45 ◼   ► - Well, but also, as they have added more productivity

00:30:49 ◼   ► features to iOS, and especially to the iPad,

00:30:52 ◼   ► you're kind of seeing them basically try to address

00:30:54 ◼   ► the same problems, like basically trying to make it

00:30:56 ◼   ► closer to a Mac kind of environment.

00:30:58 ◼   ► So now you have things like a basic form of windowing,

00:31:01 ◼   ► and multiple windows on screen.

00:31:03 ◼   ► You have these document pickers that are a simplified view

00:31:07 ◼   ► of a file system that are still files.

00:31:09 ◼   ► They're having to solve the same problems

00:31:13 ◼   ► and oftentimes the solutions they come up with

00:31:16 ◼   ► are actually not substantially better than the solutions

00:31:19 ◼   ► that the PC and Mac world figured out years ago.

00:31:22 ◼   ► Sometimes they are, but it seems like

00:31:25 ◼   ► they're both kind of aiming for the same thing

00:31:28 ◼   ► where they try to make Mac OS easier to use

00:31:31 ◼   ► and more iOS-like in ways.

00:31:33 ◼   ► At the same time, they're trying to make iOS

00:31:36 ◼   ► more productive and more suited for pro use.

00:31:39 ◼   ► and by doing that they're kind of making iOS

00:31:41 ◼   ► a little more Mac-like in these certain areas.

00:31:44 ◼   ► And I'm not sure either effort

00:31:47 ◼   ► is a huge success necessarily.

00:31:49 ◼   ► I think the effort to proify iOS

00:31:54 ◼   ► is probably more successful

00:31:55 ◼   ► than the effort to iOSify the Mac.

00:31:58 ◼   ► - I think that if you think about it,

00:31:59 ◼   ► I can't think of anything this year

00:32:00 ◼   ► that really was iOSification of the Mac.

00:32:03 ◼   ► I feel like maybe they're done with that,

00:32:05 ◼   ► and they've done enough of it that they wanted to,

00:32:09 ◼   ► and now they're just letting the Mac be the Mac.

00:32:10 ◼   ► I mean, maybe I'm overlooking something,

00:32:13 ◼   ► but I can't think of anything.

00:32:15 ◼   ► - No, you might be right.

00:32:16 ◼   ► I mean, maybe it does seem like they've kind of

00:32:19 ◼   ► figured out that the Mac doesn't need to be iOS,

00:32:22 ◼   ► that it can stand on its own.

00:32:24 ◼   ► Maybe they've gained more confidence in it

00:32:26 ◼   ► as being its own thing.

00:32:27 ◼   ► - Yeah, I can't think of anything.

00:32:30 ◼   ► I mean, there are features that are obviously

00:32:31 ◼   ► in parallel with iOS,

00:32:34 ◼   ► like the fancy new messages, animations,

00:32:37 ◼   ► and stuff like that.

00:32:38 ◼   ► But that's not really iOS-ifying the Mac,

00:32:40 ◼   ► that's just getting the same stuff at the same time.

00:32:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, but ultimately, in the long haul,

00:32:47 ◼   ► I think having iOS be this juggernaut

00:32:50 ◼   ► that is most of the market for Apple,

00:32:53 ◼   ► it will hurt the Mac, it will cost the Mac,

00:32:55 ◼   ► because you have situations,

00:32:57 ◼   ► like Messages apps are a great example of this,

00:32:59 ◼   ► where you can now have, until iOS 10,

00:33:04 ◼   ► iMessage worked basically the same way

00:33:07 ◼   ► on all three platforms, iPad, iPhone, Mac.

00:33:10 ◼   ► It worked the same way,

00:33:11 ◼   ► it had the same capabilities roughly.

00:33:13 ◼   ► With the new version of Messages,

00:33:14 ◼   ► now you're gonna have this large amount of functionality,

00:33:17 ◼   ► especially if the app thing takes off,

00:33:19 ◼   ► which other Messages services have had apps

00:33:22 ◼   ► that have taken off, so they probably will.

00:33:24 ◼   ► And Apple's pretty good at apps and making apps take off,

00:33:27 ◼   ► as long as you weren't talking about the TV.

00:33:29 ◼   ► So by having this big app environment

00:33:33 ◼   ► that's going to take off on iOS,

00:33:35 ◼   ► and having almost none of it available on the Mac,

00:33:38 ◼   ► and having no easy technical bridge there

00:33:42 ◼   ► because the Mac is not UIKit and is not iOS

00:33:46 ◼   ► and is not running all these same frameworks

00:33:47 ◼   ► and does not have the same kind of extension system

00:33:49 ◼   ► and binary support and everything else,

00:33:51 ◼   ► I suspect that the Mac is gonna have some trouble

00:33:54 ◼   ► in the next few years if this stuff takes off

00:33:56 ◼   ► because it's going to feel even more

00:33:59 ◼   ► like a second-class citizen than it does now.

00:34:04 ◼   ► I don't know, maybe. I mean, and that does tie in. This is a good, it's a good segue, I think,

00:34:08 ◼   ► because it does tie into, I can't believe I almost forgot to bring this up, is I have one major

00:34:14 ◼   ► regret from the live show. There was one question from my list. Like I said, there were a bunch that

00:34:19 ◼   ► I didn't get to that were fine, that were just sort of like, "Hey, if we have time, I'll get to

00:34:22 ◼   ► these, and if not," but there was one on that I had above the line of definitely want to ask

00:34:27 ◼   ► that I didn't get to, and it was on the tip of my tongue at one point, but it didn't seem

00:34:34 ◼   ► like the right moment and then after that it was like out of my mind and I'd forgotten it.

00:34:38 ◼   ► And the question would have been for Phil and it would have been more or less along the lines of

00:34:43 ◼   ► the Mac Pro hasn't been updated in over 900 days. I think as of the showtime it was 908 days.

00:34:50 ◼   ► And the Mac Mini hasn't been updated in over 600 days. And why do you hate pro customers?

00:35:00 ◼   ► And but it you know insert audience laughter there, but the true thing is I know for a fact talking to

00:35:08 ◼   ► developer friends and just reading email from from DF the Daring Fireball audience which has

00:35:17 ◼   ► in addition to developers I definitely have a lot of readers and listeners who are professionals in

00:35:22 ◼   ► video and photography and other things where you they want a new Mac Pro and they the concern is

00:35:28 ◼   ► is palpable that they worry that Apple's phenomenal success

00:35:33 ◼   ► selling consumer products has left them disinterested

00:35:39 ◼   ► in professional products.

00:35:41 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I think that concern is warranted

00:35:43 ◼   ► based on a lot of the stuff that's happened

00:35:44 ◼   ► over the last few years.

00:35:45 ◼   ► Like a lot of, yeah, I mean, first of all,

00:35:46 ◼   ► losing things like Aperture and then seeing,

00:35:50 ◼   ► even the Final Cut transition to Final Cut,

00:35:53 ◼   ► now is that one X or 10?

00:35:54 ◼   ► I honestly don't know.

00:35:56 ◼   ► - I don't know.

00:35:57 ◼   ► - I'm gonna say 10, I'm gonna guess 10.

00:36:00 ◼   ► That, I know, a lot of pros are still sore about that.

00:36:03 ◼   ► And from what I understand, that's mostly been kinda,

00:36:05 ◼   ► people now are okay with it.

00:36:07 ◼   ► But the software side, Apple has definitely backed away

00:36:10 ◼   ► from the pro market to a large degree.

00:36:12 ◼   ► The hardware side, I think it's been even more dramatic.

00:36:16 ◼   ► And granted, a lot of pros get away just fine with iMacs.

00:36:19 ◼   ► A lot of pros use the MacBook Pro,

00:36:21 ◼   ► and they're mostly fine with that too,

00:36:22 ◼   ► although it's pretty old.

00:36:24 ◼   ► I think one of the problems we have now,

00:36:26 ◼   ► and which ties into the Thunderbolt display thing also.

00:36:29 ◼   ► But one of the problems we have now is that

00:36:33 ◼   ► it seems like Apple has,

00:36:34 ◼   ► whoever is responsible for deciding these,

00:36:38 ◼   ► like, you know, these hardware generations

00:36:40 ◼   ► and when to ship things and what makes the cut

00:36:42 ◼   ► and what gets pushed to the next release,

00:36:45 ◼   ► it seems like their sensibility for,

00:36:49 ◼   ► do we ship now with the new stuff we've accumulated so far

00:36:52 ◼   ► or do we wait and do a bigger update in X time

00:36:56 ◼   ► with this stuff that's imminent, that we're soon,

00:36:59 ◼   ► if we wait now, we'll be able to do a bigger update

00:37:02 ◼   ► in six months that has X, Y, and Z.

00:37:04 ◼   ► And it seems like their sensibility for that

00:37:07 ◼   ► is just a little bit off in recent years.

00:37:10 ◼   ► 'Cause there are new components they could have used

00:37:13 ◼   ► for the Mac Pro.

00:37:14 ◼   ► And the Mac Pro uses Xeon CPUs, Intel's server line.

00:37:17 ◼   ► Xeon's don't get released that often.

00:37:19 ◼   ► They get released, I think, roughly every 18 months.

00:37:21 ◼   ► There's a new generation of Xeon's that would be suitable

00:37:23 ◼   ► to use in the Mac Pro.

00:37:25 ◼   ► GPUs get released even more often than that.

00:37:28 ◼   ► And for Apple to say that this is a,

00:37:31 ◼   ► like they redesigned this entire machine

00:37:33 ◼   ► to be entirely like GPU focused,

00:37:36 ◼   ► that you can't even buy this with only one GPU anymore.

00:37:40 ◼   ► You can only get it with two GPUs

00:37:42 ◼   ► and they're gonna be server-ish

00:37:44 ◼   ► or workstation-ish grade GPUs.

00:37:46 ◼   ► There's some asterisks on that,

00:37:47 ◼   ► but basically they're gonna be workstation GPUs.

00:37:49 ◼   ► And this is the future of how we see pro computing

00:37:54 ◼   ► is these heavy GPU operating machines.

00:37:57 ◼   ► Well, the GPU world moves really quickly,

00:38:00 ◼   ► way faster than the CPU world ever did,

00:38:02 ◼   ► and it's still moving at that speed.

00:38:04 ◼   ► You can't say your vision for pro computing

00:38:07 ◼   ► is tons of GPU power, and then not update the GPUs

00:38:10 ◼   ► that you're selling for three years.

00:38:13 ◼   ► Like, it seems like they set on this course of,

00:38:16 ◼   ► we're gonna, you know, this is our vision

00:38:17 ◼   ► of the future of computing, and then they just

00:38:19 ◼   ► didn't follow through at all, and to the point now where,

00:38:23 ◼   ► A year in it was kind of like,

00:38:26 ◼   ► eh, I wish these GPUs were faster.

00:38:28 ◼   ► Two years in it was like, ah, is everything okay?

00:38:30 ◼   ► Three years in, people are looking for the exits

00:38:32 ◼   ► and looking to switch to Windows for their pro needs.

00:38:35 ◼   ► And that's a problem.

00:38:36 ◼   ► - It definitely is because,

00:38:37 ◼   ► and I think that in an ideal world,

00:38:42 ◼   ► well, maybe not ideal, 'cause ideal would be updated very,

00:38:44 ◼   ► you know, we'd see lots of updates.

00:38:46 ◼   ► I would say in a realistically ideal world,

00:38:49 ◼   ► the Mac Pro could still be on a greater than one year cycle.

00:38:54 ◼   ► I think, you know, it could, like 18 months though

00:38:57 ◼   ► is about the upper limit of some kind of update.

00:39:00 ◼   ► - And fortunately, that's about as often

00:39:02 ◼   ► as Intel makes new Xeons.

00:39:03 ◼   ► So all Apple has to do is stop skipping generations.

00:39:06 ◼   ► 'Cause right now, like in recent times,

00:39:09 ◼   ► the Mac Pro for maybe the last, I don't know,

00:39:11 ◼   ► six, seven years, they've released roughly

00:39:15 ◼   ► every other Xeon generation.

00:39:17 ◼   ► Like they just kind of skip every other one.

00:39:19 ◼   ► And I don't, you know, I'm sure there,

00:39:21 ◼   ► maybe there's good reasons why,

00:39:22 ◼   ► but I'm not aware of what those are.

00:39:24 ◼   ► And it appears from the outside

00:39:26 ◼   ► like they just don't feel like it.

00:39:27 ◼   ► And that's not a good reason if that's the reason.

00:39:29 ◼   ► And again, like even if for some reason

00:39:32 ◼   ► you have to keep the same CPUs,

00:39:35 ◼   ► if this computer's really gonna be a GPU focused machine,

00:39:38 ◼   ► release new GPUs for it.

00:39:39 ◼   ► And by the way, this is a pro machine,

00:39:41 ◼   ► make those GPUs upgradeable.

00:39:44 ◼   ► Because that's what pros who need a lot of GPUs need.

00:39:47 ◼   ► They need upgradable, powerful, recent GPUs.

00:39:50 ◼   ► - Right. - And if that's not

00:39:52 ◼   ► the focus of the machine, then make it cheaper

00:39:55 ◼   ► by making a single GPU option and give more CPU options.

00:39:59 ◼   ► Maybe redesign it so it can support two sockets again.

00:40:01 ◼   ► Then you can have then double the amount

00:40:04 ◼   ► of very high-speed cores, double the number of RAM slots.

00:40:07 ◼   ► It's like they designed this machine to accomplish a goal

00:40:11 ◼   ► that they are seemingly unable or unwilling

00:40:14 ◼   ► to actually fulfill.

00:40:15 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:40:17 ◼   ► It's just funny because it's a striking design

00:40:21 ◼   ► and obviously it wasn't designed as a second thought.

00:40:26 ◼   ► It was designed as let's redefine what it means

00:40:29 ◼   ► to make a kick-ass professional high-performance desktop.

00:40:34 ◼   ► But then it was, again, it's almost like they figured,

00:40:38 ◼   ► well, we're done.

00:40:39 ◼   ► We came up with a new Mac Pro and now we're done.

00:40:42 ◼   ► Let's work on the iPhone 6s.

00:40:44 ◼   ► - Yeah, and it's sad because it does seem like,

00:40:48 ◼   ► from the outside, having no answers from Apple on this,

00:40:51 ◼   ► it does seem like they just don't care.

00:40:53 ◼   ► And the whole Mac lineup kinda looks like that right now,

00:40:57 ◼   ► or at least the vast majority of it.

00:40:59 ◼   ► And it's, I know they do care,

00:41:01 ◼   ► like I know that's not actually the case,

00:41:04 ◼   ► but it sure looks bad.

00:41:05 ◼   ► - It does, and it definitely doesn't.

00:41:07 ◼   ► And maybe it's not even entirely rational.

00:41:09 ◼   ► I think people's professionals' concerns

00:41:11 ◼   ► about Apple's long-term interest in this,

00:41:13 ◼   ► It's just that if your personal livelihood is based on

00:41:17 ◼   ► what you do at your computer, and that's probably true,

00:41:20 ◼   ► it's certainly true for me and you,

00:41:21 ◼   ► and it's true for a lot of people who listen,

00:41:23 ◼   ► I think, to this show.

00:41:24 ◼   ► It's reasonable to be concerned that the only company

00:41:28 ◼   ► that makes the tools that you use

00:41:30 ◼   ► may not be interested in serving you anymore.

00:41:32 ◼   ► - Right, 'cause like, that's like, you know,

00:41:33 ◼   ► one thing pro users hate with very good reason

00:41:36 ◼   ► is being forced to change what they use to their job,

00:41:39 ◼   ► either their workflow, their hardware,

00:41:40 ◼   ► their software, whatever.

00:41:41 ◼   ► They hate doing that because it sucks.

00:41:43 ◼   ► Because when you're using something to get your work done,

00:41:46 ◼   ► you don't want to have to spend a bunch of time and money

00:41:48 ◼   ► to change systems, to relearn something else,

00:41:51 ◼   ► to update everything and fix everything that breaks

00:41:53 ◼   ► and deal with missing functionality for a while

00:41:55 ◼   ► or have to buy new hardware, buy new software.

00:41:57 ◼   ► It's very disruptive to pros to have their platform

00:42:02 ◼   ► and their workflow messed with or be forced to change it.

00:42:05 ◼   ► So when you're buying something for pro use,

00:42:07 ◼   ► you want to be buying into a system

00:42:08 ◼   ► that's going to be stable long term.

00:42:11 ◼   ► You don't want to have to be learning an app now

00:42:13 ◼   ► that is going to be discontinued next year.

00:42:15 ◼   ► And oh, by the way, you have to also switch to Windows

00:42:18 ◼   ► if you want to be competitive with your video encoding rig

00:42:20 ◼   ► or whatever.

00:42:21 ◼   ► Nobody wants that.

00:42:22 ◼   ► And it kind of feels like this is

00:42:25 ◼   ► going to be like a downward spiral, where Apple will keep

00:42:30 ◼   ► really neglecting the pro hardware, which will then

00:42:33 ◼   ► make people trust it less, and they won't sell as many.

00:42:36 ◼   ► And then Apple can justify discontinuing those,

00:42:39 ◼   ► or neglecting them further.

00:42:40 ◼   ► and then they can say, well, we just don't sell

00:42:41 ◼   ► very many of these, so why should we pay attention to these?

00:42:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's, you know, I feel like it doesn't take

00:42:46 ◼   ► a genius to analyze the situation,

00:42:48 ◼   ► where the Mac is the pro platform,

00:42:51 ◼   ► and iOS is the consumer platform,

00:42:54 ◼   ► and especially with the iPhone, that's where the,

00:42:59 ◼   ► you know, there's, what, I don't know,

00:43:02 ◼   ► 20-fold, 30-fold more of them sold per quarter,

00:43:06 ◼   ► all around the world.

00:43:08 ◼   ► It's their expansion into all these other countries

00:43:11 ◼   ► like India and especially China.

00:43:14 ◼   ► So of course, of course it's their most important priority.

00:43:19 ◼   ► Of course they're never going to be late on an iPhone.

00:43:22 ◼   ► Or if they are, it's a catastrophe,

00:43:24 ◼   ► not as a result of, eh, we can wait.

00:43:27 ◼   ► Like imagine if the iPhone didn't get updated for 900 days.

00:43:30 ◼   ► You can't, I mean, literally,

00:43:32 ◼   ► I know people make these jokes that,

00:43:34 ◼   ► the stock's down 10%, Tim Cook should be fired.

00:43:36 ◼   ► Or I shouldn't even say they make jokes.

00:43:38 ◼   ► I know there's jackasses who actually say that.

00:43:40 ◼   ► - They're serious. (laughs)

00:43:42 ◼   ► - But with no hyperbole, if Apple got even close to that,

00:43:48 ◼   ► if Apple went two years without an iPhone update,

00:43:52 ◼   ► I think it would be reasonable for the board

00:43:54 ◼   ► to maybe call Tim Cook in and say, "It's time, you're out."

00:43:57 ◼   ► - Yeah, that would be cause for serious concern.

00:44:00 ◼   ► - Right, it's like you can't even,

00:44:01 ◼   ► really it's unfathomable.

00:44:04 ◼   ► So 900 days for the Mac Pro,

00:44:05 ◼   ► you know, it's not gonna get anybody fired,

00:44:08 ◼   ► but it certainly looks bad.

00:44:09 ◼   ► And I can even see it with the Mac Mini,

00:44:10 ◼   ► where the Mac Mini's never been updated quickly.

00:44:12 ◼   ► And maybe that's not really a pro machine,

00:44:14 ◼   ► although I do know that there are some people

00:44:16 ◼   ► who use it in pro sort of ways by like, you know,

00:44:19 ◼   ► setting up like build machines and stuff like that.

00:44:22 ◼   ► - Yeah, or like servers for offices,

00:44:24 ◼   ► or even web servers in some cases.

00:44:25 ◼   ► - Right, and you know, my friend Brian Stuckey,

00:44:28 ◼   ► formerly of Mac Mini, colo, and now at Mac Stadium,

00:44:33 ◼   ► is the new company that he combined with.

00:44:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, they bought them, right?

00:44:36 ◼   ► - Yeah, well they merged.

00:44:38 ◼   ► And he even, I know he sent me like,

00:44:41 ◼   ► hey please ask, if you get any,

00:44:43 ◼   ► I don't know who you've got on the talk show,

00:44:45 ◼   ► but if you get anybody good,

00:44:46 ◼   ► can you please ask him about my poor Mac Mini?

00:44:48 ◼   ► So there is a pro angle on the Mac Mini.

00:44:52 ◼   ► - Yeah, but also it's worth pointing out too,

00:44:53 ◼   ► like the current generation Mac Mini

00:44:56 ◼   ► and the current generation Mac Pro

00:44:58 ◼   ► both do a lot less than their previous hardware designs.

00:45:03 ◼   ► So they've taken these products and not only have they made them, in the case of the Mac

00:45:08 ◼   ► Pro it's actually more expensive now because now you have to pay for two GPUs, so now it's

00:45:11 ◼   ► more expensive and it has less flexibility and less upgradability and fewer configuration

00:45:18 ◼   ► options and less stuff you can put into it, less maximum capacity in a lot of areas.

00:45:23 ◼   ► And the Mac Mini too, the Mac Mini used to have a quad core option and it was a really

00:45:27 ◼   ► great way to get a decent amount of power in this little headless server and occasionally

00:45:33 ◼   ► they go up for sale on the Apple refurb store

00:45:36 ◼   ► and they just disappear in like a minute.

00:45:39 ◼   ► Like there is still incredible demand

00:45:42 ◼   ► for I believe it was a 2012 era CPU

00:45:46 ◼   ► in these roughly 2012 era Mac minis

00:45:48 ◼   ► because they happen to be quad core

00:45:50 ◼   ► and that's a lot more processing power in total

00:45:53 ◼   ► in parallel than the current model's dual core

00:45:57 ◼   ► highest configuration.

00:45:59 ◼   ► - Yeah and a lot of what people wanna do

00:46:01 ◼   ► is these things that are parallelizable.

00:46:02 ◼   ► Right, especially in a server.

00:46:04 ◼   ► Or even if you're using it at home,

00:46:06 ◼   ► like for a media thing for your TV,

00:46:08 ◼   ► or if you're using it as a build server, all those things

00:46:10 ◼   ► use all the cores.

00:46:12 ◼   ► Almost everything that a pro would want to do with it

00:46:15 ◼   ► is parallel.

00:46:16 ◼   ► And even for home users, at least make the option.

00:46:19 ◼   ► So Apple has these machines now where they're actually

00:46:22 ◼   ► making them worse, and in some cases worse and more expensive

00:46:27 ◼   ► over time, and updating them almost never.

00:46:31 ◼   ► And then so of course sales are gonna go down,

00:46:34 ◼   ► which again, it's gonna make that downward spiral start,

00:46:36 ◼   ► where then they won't be able to justify updating them.

00:46:39 ◼   ► And it's just gonna get worse.

00:46:40 ◼   ► And I feel like, you know, and we're gonna get to this,

00:46:43 ◼   ► I think if we ever get to the headphone jack,

00:46:44 ◼   ► and you probably shouldn't let us get to that,

00:46:47 ◼   ► 'cause I have a lot to say about that.

00:46:48 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:46:49 ◼   ► But-- - We're definitely

00:46:50 ◼   ► gonna get to that.

00:46:51 ◼   ► - It seems like Apple, somewhere in Apple

00:46:53 ◼   ► there's like this obsession with getting rid of things,

00:46:56 ◼   ► getting rid of options, getting rid of ports,

00:46:57 ◼   ► getting rid of hardware, getting rid of something,

00:47:01 ◼   ► just getting rid of things.

00:47:02 ◼   ► And I can see how you get that way.

00:47:05 ◼   ► I've gotten that way before in my software development,

00:47:07 ◼   ► where it feels really good to get rid of stuff.

00:47:10 ◼   ► And oftentimes there are benefits.

00:47:13 ◼   ► But not always.

00:47:14 ◼   ► It isn't always worth it.

00:47:15 ◼   ► And sometimes the costs outweigh the benefits.

00:47:18 ◼   ► And it seems like, similar to how I question

00:47:20 ◼   ► the decision making that has led to,

00:47:23 ◼   ► oh, we'll just wait until thing in the near future

00:47:26 ◼   ► to update this computer, I also question the judgment

00:47:29 ◼   ► recently of, oh, we can just take this out,

00:47:31 ◼   ► or we can just make this worse,

00:47:33 ◼   ► or we can just make this more expensive or whatever,

00:47:35 ◼   ► and it'll be worth it in the end

00:47:36 ◼   ► because we're moving forward.

00:47:37 ◼   ► It's the future, the vision of the future

00:47:39 ◼   ► is things can do less and cost more.

00:47:41 ◼   ► Like, no, but that's actually what we're seeing

00:47:44 ◼   ► in some of these products, and that does concern me.

00:47:48 ◼   ► - I think so, too.

00:47:51 ◼   ► It would've been interesting to ask,

00:47:52 ◼   ► so I regret not asking that question.

00:47:54 ◼   ► I don't know how we could've gone that long on stage

00:47:56 ◼   ► with it, but probably not.

00:47:57 ◼   ► I would've been interested in hearing--

00:47:58 ◼   ► that you didn't. There were, prior to WWDC, up until a couple of weeks, there were a lot of

00:48:04 ◼   ► expectations that there might be hardware announcements and if there would, you know,

00:48:07 ◼   ► Mac. People were thinking maybe new Mac books, maybe a new Mac Pro. I don't really think that

00:48:12 ◼   ► new Mac Pro ever really heated up too much, but there were whispers that the supply constraint

00:48:21 ◼   ► train of Thunderbolt displays was going down.

00:48:24 ◼   ► And it's just one of these like catch-22 chicken

00:48:28 ◼   ► and the egg problems, right?

00:48:30 ◼   ► Like which comes first, like, well, if they're gonna,

00:48:33 ◼   ► you know, they need a, desperately need

00:48:36 ◼   ► a retina standalone display.

00:48:38 ◼   ► Like at this point, once you're used to retina

00:48:40 ◼   ► on all of your devices, from the watch to your phone

00:48:43 ◼   ► to your iPad, and the iMac has this beautiful,

00:48:47 ◼   ► beautiful display, it just sticks out like a sore thumb

00:48:50 ◼   ► that their best display for a Mac Pro is not Retina.

00:48:53 ◼   ► And it's like, for me at this point,

00:48:55 ◼   ► it's like, I almost can't believe how,

00:48:57 ◼   ► I can't believe I lived my whole life

00:48:58 ◼   ► before Retina displays.

00:48:59 ◼   ► They're so fuzzy.

00:49:02 ◼   ► And so it sticks out, but if they make it,

00:49:07 ◼   ► what drives it, you know,

00:49:08 ◼   ► does, can they, you know,

00:49:09 ◼   ► if they came out with a 5K Retina display,

00:49:11 ◼   ► I think that the existing Mac Pro

00:49:13 ◼   ► wouldn't be able to drive it.

00:49:14 ◼   ► - Well, there's like, again,

00:49:15 ◼   ► there's like a whole bunch of asterisks on that.

00:49:16 ◼   ► it could with dual cables maybe and with certain hacks.

00:49:21 ◼   ► Basically, the way that displays are driven

00:49:25 ◼   ► over Thunderbolt ports is way more complicated.

00:49:29 ◼   ► The more, as time goes on, I learn even more about it

00:49:32 ◼   ► and I learn how little I know about it.

00:49:34 ◼   ► And basically there's an asterisk on everything

00:49:36 ◼   ► and it's not as simple as well,

00:49:39 ◼   ► Thunderbolt doesn't have enough bandwidth for this

00:49:40 ◼   ► because it isn't technically a Thunderbolt,

00:49:42 ◼   ► it's a DisplayPort that runs that.

00:49:43 ◼   ► And it's like, there's all these little asterisks

00:49:45 ◼   ► and like, well, you can make a bridge chip that did this,

00:49:47 ◼   ► you can use this hack over the cable to do this,

00:49:49 ◼   ► and it's basically a mess right now,

00:49:52 ◼   ► and it will be much cleaner and simpler with Thunderbolt 3.

00:49:56 ◼   ► - I remember when the original 5K iMac came out,

00:49:59 ◼   ► the first one, which is what I'm using right now.

00:50:02 ◼   ► - Me too. - Do you have the new one,

00:50:03 ◼   ► or do you have the original one?

00:50:04 ◼   ► - I have the same one you do.

00:50:05 ◼   ► - Yeah, so I have the exact same one that you do.

00:50:07 ◼   ► And I was talking after that was announced,

00:50:11 ◼   ► and I got to talk and I had like a product briefing,

00:50:13 ◼   ► and they explained to me,

00:50:15 ◼   ► like some of the product marketing people explained

00:50:17 ◼   ► exactly how they're driving it inside,

00:50:19 ◼   ► and it's just amazing.

00:50:20 ◼   ► It's such a hack.

00:50:21 ◼   ► I mean, not like a bad hack, like a dirty hack,

00:50:23 ◼   ► but it's just crazy.

00:50:25 ◼   ► But it totally makes sense as to,

00:50:27 ◼   ► it's like the embodiment of why Apple likes to make

00:50:30 ◼   ► an all-in-one product.

00:50:32 ◼   ► Because all of that ugliness,

00:50:33 ◼   ► they can just encapsulate it inside the thing,

00:50:36 ◼   ► and we'll just take care of it,

00:50:37 ◼   ► and we'll write our own,

00:50:39 ◼   ► I mean, they mentioned this on the event,

00:50:40 ◼   ► what do they call it, the custom--

00:50:42 ◼   ► - The T-Con, the timing controller.

00:50:44 ◼   ► - Yes, the timing controller,

00:50:45 ◼   ► because it's like they have to have these,

00:50:47 ◼   ► the reason they have a custom timing controller,

00:50:49 ◼   ► I think I have it in lay terms,

00:50:51 ◼   ► but because they need like two cables to do it,

00:50:55 ◼   ► they need this timing controller

00:50:56 ◼   ► so that the two signals coming in

00:50:59 ◼   ► look like you're just getting one picture.

00:51:01 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's basically it, yeah.

00:51:02 ◼   ► - It's two pictures that are being combined in once

00:51:05 ◼   ► out of Apple's very high frame rate

00:51:07 ◼   ► so that you don't notice anything.

00:51:09 ◼   ► They needed to write a custom timing controller.

00:51:12 ◼   ► It just perfectly embodies why Apple likes to make devices

00:51:15 ◼   ► like the iMac rather than the Mac Pro

00:51:17 ◼   ► with a standalone display.

00:51:19 ◼   ► So I think what's going on, I think what's going on

00:51:22 ◼   ► is that they're going to release a 5K cinema display

00:51:26 ◼   ► and they're gonna release new Mac Pros

00:51:28 ◼   ► and they're gonna release new MacBook Pros.

00:51:30 ◼   ► But it's like they can't release any of them

00:51:34 ◼   ► until they're all ready, I think.

00:51:36 ◼   ► - Honestly, that's probably just like a choice

00:51:39 ◼   ► that they want to release them all together.

00:51:41 ◼   ► I mean, they probably could stagger them a little bit

00:51:43 ◼   ► if they really felt like it,

00:51:45 ◼   ► but the fact is it doesn't really matter.

00:51:46 ◼   ► We don't really know.

00:51:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, I guess they obviously could, for example,

00:51:49 ◼   ► they could release new Mac Pros

00:51:50 ◼   ► that are capable of driving this thing

00:51:52 ◼   ► and just say, "Just use your old crappy Dell monitor,"

00:51:55 ◼   ► or whatever.

00:51:56 ◼   ► - Exactly.

00:51:56 ◼   ► So that's, you know, probably sometime

00:51:59 ◼   ► in the next six months,

00:52:00 ◼   ► we're probably getting all of these things.

00:52:01 ◼   ► If I would hazard a guess, I'm guessing,

00:52:04 ◼   ► well, the Mac Pro is a bit of a problem

00:52:05 ◼   ► because the, well, of course,

00:52:08 ◼   ► it's always a bit of a problem,

00:52:08 ◼   ► but the type of Xeon it would use,

00:52:12 ◼   ► if it's being released this fall,

00:52:13 ◼   ► would most likely be the Broadwell Xeon.

00:52:16 ◼   ► The Skylake Xeon is coming out sometime next year,

00:52:19 ◼   ► and it's a really big improvement for the Xeon platform.

00:52:22 ◼   ► There's a lot of other stuff that goes along with that.

00:52:25 ◼   ► So I'm kind of afraid that Apple's gonna wait for that.

00:52:28 ◼   ► - And if they do, or if they don't wait,

00:52:31 ◼   ► will Syracuse await? (laughs)

00:52:33 ◼   ► - Well, he's always gonna wait. (laughs)

00:52:35 ◼   ► - Syracuse's back is to the wall.

00:52:37 ◼   ► People who don't listen to ATP,

00:52:38 ◼   ► And I bet the overlap here is like 90%.

00:52:40 ◼   ► - Yeah, probably.

00:52:41 ◼   ► - But the macOS Sierra doesn't officially run on John's.

00:52:46 ◼   ► He's using like a 1998 Bondi Blue Power Mac.

00:52:52 ◼   ► Doesn't run on it.

00:52:57 ◼   ► It's finally been dropped.

00:52:59 ◼   ► So now he's in the conundrum

00:53:01 ◼   ► where he's been waiting for all of these years,

00:53:03 ◼   ► 20, 22 years or something like that to upgrade his Mac Pro.

00:53:06 ◼   ► and now he either has to,

00:53:10 ◼   ► or he won't be able to run macOS Sierra on it.

00:53:12 ◼   ► - Or there's one of those hack bootloader programs

00:53:15 ◼   ► that will modify Sierra to actually work,

00:53:17 ◼   ► 'cause it actually does work,

00:53:19 ◼   ► they just don't feel like supporting it, basically.

00:53:21 ◼   ► So you actually could install it

00:53:23 ◼   ► through this unofficially supported hack.

00:53:26 ◼   ► So what do you think is more offensive to Syracuse?

00:53:29 ◼   ► - No, I think that-- - Running the hack?

00:53:31 ◼   ► Or not running it, or buying a new Mac Pro?

00:53:33 ◼   ► - That he knows is gonna be obsolete, it's in.

00:53:35 ◼   ► - Right, like I, this is a really tough position

00:53:38 ◼   ► to put him in.

00:53:39 ◼   ► - Boy, it's almost like a perfect,

00:53:41 ◼   ► a perfect-- - And it has

00:53:43 ◼   ► a new file system. (laughs)

00:53:44 ◼   ► - Yeah. (laughs)

00:53:46 ◼   ► (bell dings)

00:53:47 ◼   ► (laughing)

00:53:49 ◼   ► And it's the only way that he could use it.

00:53:51 ◼   ► - Yeah, exactly. - No, no, no,

00:53:52 ◼   ► they are gonna come out with a file system

00:53:54 ◼   ► for El Capitan, right?

00:53:56 ◼   ► I think so.

00:53:57 ◼   ► - No. - No?

00:53:58 ◼   ► - No. (laughs)

00:53:59 ◼   ► Why would they do? (laughs)

00:54:01 ◼   ► - I thought that they were going to,

00:54:03 ◼   ► that you could like plug a disk into LCAP, but maybe by the time the file system actually

00:54:07 ◼   ► ships that Sierra will be the old release. I don't know.

00:54:11 ◼   ► I don't know. It's very funny though.

00:54:14 ◼   ► I mean this really was like a masterful trolling of Syracuse this year.

00:54:18 ◼   ► It really was. It really is. But it's his own fault for not buying. He should have bought

00:54:22 ◼   ► the Mac Pro as we know it as soon as it came out.

00:54:24 ◼   ► Yeah, and I even offered to sell him, when I sold my 2010 era one, which does run this,

00:54:29 ◼   ► which is decently better than his 2008,

00:54:32 ◼   ► I offered to sell to him for a really good price,

00:54:34 ◼   ► like well below market, just 'cause I wanted to get rid of it,

00:54:36 ◼   ► I don't wanna deal with selling it.

00:54:37 ◼   ► And he was like, "No, I'll just wait.

00:54:40 ◼   ► "I'm happy with my 2008.

00:54:41 ◼   ► "Okay."

00:54:42 ◼   ► - The best time to buy a computer is when it's brand new.

00:54:46 ◼   ► And maybe if you're really smart,

00:54:48 ◼   ► buy it just a little after it comes out

00:54:51 ◼   ► so you can read initial reviews

00:54:52 ◼   ► and just make sure there's not something really stinky about.

00:54:55 ◼   ► - Right, buy it like a month or two in.

00:54:57 ◼   ► Yeah, like six weeks in.

00:54:59 ◼   ► Because like Apple doesn't, they don't lower their prices over time as the computers get older.

00:55:02 ◼   ► Like you're paying the same price and getting the same computer on day number 900 of the Mac Pro as you were paying on day zero.

00:55:09 ◼   ► Like who's, I just can't even imagine who's buying a Mac Pro right now.

00:55:14 ◼   ► I mean if you have to, yeah, I just imagine that almost everyone they're selling right now is through gritted teeth.

00:55:19 ◼   ► Like somebody who's old one broke or they've made a new hire, you know, we've got a new guy on the staff,

00:55:26 ◼   ► "we gotta get him a Mac Pro," or something like that.

00:55:31 ◼   ► - Right, I mean, it's like if you drop your iPhone

00:55:33 ◼   ► on a toilet in like August.

00:55:35 ◼   ► - Yes, exactly. - You're like, "Damn it."

00:55:37 ◼   ► But like, you know, that makes people mad.

00:55:39 ◼   ► Like, this is yet another reason why Apple needs

00:55:42 ◼   ► to really look at this and see if they could do this better

00:55:44 ◼   ► and release things more often, because like,

00:55:46 ◼   ► right now, if you buy any Mac Pro, and even, you know,

00:55:50 ◼   ► yeah, not a lot of people buy the Mac Pro,

00:55:52 ◼   ► but you know what a lot of people buy?

00:55:53 ◼   ► The MacBook Pro.

00:55:55 ◼   ► and that is also really outdated.

00:55:57 ◼   ► And to have people knowing that these things

00:56:01 ◼   ► are old and outdated, and I think a lot of people,

00:56:03 ◼   ► I mean not every buyer knows that,

00:56:05 ◼   ► but I think a lot of buyers do,

00:56:07 ◼   ► and they're gonna go a whole other summer now

00:56:08 ◼   ► of all these back to school sales,

00:56:10 ◼   ► or kids going to college,

00:56:12 ◼   ► buying a whole bunch of MacBook Pros again,

00:56:14 ◼   ► like that everyone kinda knows

00:56:15 ◼   ► are basically like three year old hardware.

00:56:18 ◼   ► Man, this is making people unhappy

00:56:21 ◼   ► about buying Apple products.

00:56:24 ◼   ► That is not where you want them to be.

00:56:26 ◼   ► - Yeah, because I think Apple's mojo is the fact

00:56:30 ◼   ► that people love buying Apple products.

00:56:33 ◼   ► - Exactly.

00:56:35 ◼   ► - It's like everybody, it's like your Christmas,

00:56:37 ◼   ► people who don't even do unboxing videos

00:56:41 ◼   ► save the unboxing video.

00:56:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, and when I got my cylinder Mac Pro

00:56:47 ◼   ► like a couple months after it was released,

00:56:49 ◼   ► I don't know, like February or something of that year,

00:56:50 ◼   ► when I got that, I was really happy with it.

00:56:52 ◼   ► It was amazing.

00:56:53 ◼   ► But if I went to buy one today,

00:56:56 ◼   ► now that I've already replaced it with an iMac

00:56:59 ◼   ► almost two years ago,

00:57:00 ◼   ► like it's still the same computer today that I bought,

00:57:06 ◼   ► that I ordered in December 2013.

00:57:09 ◼   ► - It's really kind of strange, it really is.

00:57:13 ◼   ► And you know, it's like I think I was saying before,

00:57:15 ◼   ► it's like you can even go down the line

00:57:16 ◼   ► and just show that the,

00:57:18 ◼   ► even within the MacBook family,

00:57:21 ◼   ► the MacBook One has gotten a year over year update,

00:57:25 ◼   ► less overdue, like the more consumer friendly device

00:57:30 ◼   ► is updated more regularly than the professional one.

00:57:33 ◼   ► Even within the MacBook lineup,

00:57:35 ◼   ► the Pro end seems to get short shrift.

00:57:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.

00:57:40 ◼   ► Like whatever Apple decides, you know what,

00:57:43 ◼   ► we need to hold back and wait for X, that needs tweaking.

00:57:46 ◼   ► And if for a long time it was just like,

00:57:48 ◼   ► oh, we'll just ship whenever Intel gives new laptop CPUs.

00:57:51 ◼   ► But in recent years Intel has had a lot of delays

00:57:54 ◼   ► and has gotten less reliable.

00:57:55 ◼   ► So maybe decouple that or definitely don't skip any

00:58:00 ◼   ► or figure out ways to give more frequent updates.

00:58:04 ◼   ► Like last year when they brought the Force Touch trackpad

00:58:08 ◼   ► to the 15 inch MacBook Pro,

00:58:10 ◼   ► so it has technically been updated

00:58:13 ◼   ► but notice that almost nothing else about it changed.

00:58:16 ◼   ► From what I heard the reason why is that

00:58:18 ◼   ► the GPU it was using was so old that Nvidia stopped making it,

00:58:22 ◼   ► or ATI, whichever one it was.

00:58:24 ◼   ► Like, they just stopped making the part.

00:58:26 ◼   ► And Apple was still selling these brand new,

00:58:28 ◼   ► in the 15-inch MacBook Pro, their highest end laptop.

00:58:31 ◼   ► Oh, man.

00:58:32 ◼   ► And if that's true, I mean, that's really embarrassing.

00:58:35 ◼   ► Hey, we just crossed the one-hour marker

00:58:37 ◼   ► a little bit ago.

00:58:37 ◼   ► So I think we're on pace for a two-hour show.

00:58:39 ◼   ► We'll see.

00:58:39 ◼   ► Yeah, OK.

00:58:40 ◼   ► You haven't seen the length of my notes for the headphone

00:58:42 ◼   ► jack.

00:58:43 ◼   ► I made an outline.

00:58:44 ◼   ► You're in trouble.

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01:00:17 ◼   ► audio content. All right, let's talk about the headphone jack.

01:00:23 ◼   ► You sure? You wanted a short show. Let's see. I'm fascinated by this. I wanted to write

01:00:29 ◼   ► about this a few months ago, and it was one of those things where I'd collected

01:00:33 ◼   ► a lot of notes and had some thoughts on it, and just now I think it's one of

01:00:36 ◼   ► those ones where having a podcast sort of hurts my column at Daring Fireball

01:00:41 ◼   ► because it was like I talked about it with a couple people on this show over a

01:00:44 ◼   ► week or two and then it's like I felt like I got it out of my system so I

01:00:47 ◼   ► never wrote about it. See this is this is where you're in trouble now because you

01:00:51 ◼   ► know a few months ago when the rumor first started started going around we

01:00:53 ◼   ► all talked about it like I talked about on ATP. I remember. And so I probably

01:00:57 ◼   ► won't get a chance to talk about it on ATP this week so therefore I'm gonna dump

01:01:01 ◼   ► this all on you. Okay. Because it's interesting like you know so this kind

01:01:06 ◼   ► flamed up again this week because Neelai Patel at The Verge wrote the big thing

01:01:09 ◼   ► about it. Well, it goes back one step though. It started with Daisuke Wakabayashi,

01:01:14 ◼   ► published his story in the Wall Street Journal Monday, more or less confirming

01:01:18 ◼   ► all the stuff that we've heard. That the next iPhone is going to largely look

01:01:24 ◼   ► like the iPhone 6 and 6s, and yeah removal of the headphone port would be

01:01:32 ◼   ► one of the main features. I will happily rescind that and change it to changes.

01:01:41 ◼   ► I forget. But just a whole bunch of things that we've heard rumored for a while coming out of

01:01:48 ◼   ► the supply chain. And Wakabayashi had sources familiar with the matter who couldn't speak for

01:01:54 ◼   ► whatever reason confirm them. Which is worthwhile. There's nothing in it that I hadn't seen before.

01:02:01 ◼   ► But it's always worthwhile when somebody with the stature

01:02:05 ◼   ► and the track record of the Wall Street Journal confirms it.

01:02:09 ◼   ► But then after that, that's when Neelai published,

01:02:12 ◼   ► what was the headline?

01:02:15 ◼   ► - I forget, it was something like,

01:02:17 ◼   ► Six Reasons Why You Don't Want the Removal of Headphone Jack

01:02:19 ◼   ► and he even said in his Twitter link to it--

01:02:22 ◼   ► - Taking the headphone jack off iPhones

01:02:24 ◼   ► is user hostile and stupid.

01:02:26 ◼   ► - And he even kind of like disclaimed

01:02:30 ◼   ► in his Twitter link to it, like,

01:02:31 ◼   ► "I was really angry when I wrote this,

01:02:33 ◼   ► "so it probably sucks."

01:02:33 ◼   ► Like, it was something like that.

01:02:35 ◼   ► So, you know, I give him the benefit of the doubt on that.

01:02:36 ◼   ► And a lot of his points I thought were valid and good.

01:02:41 ◼   ► Not all, I didn't agree with all of it,

01:02:43 ◼   ► but I think I agree with most of it.

01:02:45 ◼   ► And then you wrote this rebuttal piece,

01:02:48 ◼   ► mostly rebutting him, I think,

01:02:50 ◼   ► that was basically like, you know,

01:02:53 ◼   ► it's progress, it's going to happen, why not now?

01:02:55 ◼   ► Is that a fair summary?

01:02:56 ◼   ► - Yes, it's going to happen eventually.

01:03:00 ◼   ► Maybe, why not now?

01:03:01 ◼   ► If there's one thing that seems like people misread in it,

01:03:04 ◼   ► I think Steve Strese had a piece on Medium,

01:03:07 ◼   ► and his assumption is that I was arguing

01:03:10 ◼   ► that this is a good change for iPhone users.

01:03:14 ◼   ► And I never said that.

01:03:14 ◼   ► If you read my thing, I never said that,

01:03:16 ◼   ► because I don't know.

01:03:17 ◼   ► I have no idea what they're replacing it with.

01:03:19 ◼   ► I don't know, and Wakabayashi didn't either.

01:03:22 ◼   ► I think people assume that the default earbuds

01:03:26 ◼   ► will be lightning.

01:03:28 ◼   ► if they're getting rid of the audio port, what do we call it?

01:03:31 ◼   ► What is it called?

01:03:31 ◼   ► Standard headphone jack?

01:03:32 ◼   ► It doesn't even have a name.

01:03:33 ◼   ► - It has a few names.

01:03:34 ◼   ► Technically, it's one of the family of phone plugs,

01:03:37 ◼   ► and it is specifically a 3.5 millimeter TRRS jack.

01:03:42 ◼   ► - Well, the TRRS jack.

01:03:44 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:03:45 ◼   ► - You're welcome.

01:03:46 ◼   ► - I think most people assume that the standard earpods

01:03:48 ◼   ► are gonna be lightning,

01:03:49 ◼   ► because then they don't have to have batteries,

01:03:51 ◼   ► and there's no latency.

01:03:54 ◼   ► There's all sorts of good reasons why you'd still want

01:03:56 ◼   ► a wired set of earphones, earpods,

01:04:00 ◼   ► whatever you wanna call 'em.

01:04:02 ◼   ► Could be that the defaults will be Bluetooth

01:04:04 ◼   ► or some other new proprietary wireless thing.

01:04:07 ◼   ► - Bluetooth seems like an upsell.

01:04:09 ◼   ► - That does to me too.

01:04:10 ◼   ► - Also, if they were gonna have a proprietary wireless thing,

01:04:13 ◼   ► that would've been using the Apple Watch,

01:04:15 ◼   ► 'cause Bluetooth sucks for the Apple Watch.

01:04:17 ◼   ► So they definitely would've used it there if they had one.

01:04:19 ◼   ► - Well, maybe it wasn't ready yet.

01:04:22 ◼   ► It's possible. - Maybe it's up there

01:04:23 ◼   ► with the Skylake Xeons.

01:04:24 ◼   ► - Right, I don't know, but.

01:04:26 ◼   ► Who knows? But I just don't know. I don't know what the story is. And so my argument is more,

01:04:30 ◼   ► I think that the removal of this port is inevitable. Will it be there in 50 years? I just,

01:04:38 ◼   ► no way. So what is the time frame? Well, it was there 50 years ago. That is true. And I think it's,

01:04:44 ◼   ► you know, it has had a remarkable, you know, run. But I feel like the time is up. So just for the

01:04:51 ◼   ► sake of argument here, I looked this up before the show. There's a Wikipedia article on the phone

01:04:54 ◼   ► plug. The large, like the, have you ever seen like a stereo from like the 70s or

01:05:00 ◼   ► if you're a high-end headphone nerd and you've seen like the quarter inch

01:05:03 ◼   ► version of the plug, it's basically, it looks just like the regular one but it's

01:05:05 ◼   ► about twice as big in both dimensions. Yes. That version was invented in 1878 for

01:05:12 ◼   ► use in phone exchanges and the stereo version that we mostly know

01:05:18 ◼   ► today that has the two rings halfway through so it has like

01:05:22 ◼   ► three total areas of plug and it's smaller,

01:05:25 ◼   ► the 3.5 millimeter one.

01:05:26 ◼   ► That one appeared roughly in 1964

01:05:30 ◼   ► and became popular with the original Sony Walkman in 1979.

01:05:34 ◼   ► - So we're talking about at least a good 40 years.

01:05:38 ◼   ► - Yeah, yeah.

01:05:39 ◼   ► So this thing is old and you know,

01:05:43 ◼   ► the reason it has lasted so long is because it is universal,

01:05:49 ◼   ► it is very simple electrically,

01:05:51 ◼   ► It's very, very simple.

01:05:52 ◼   ► There's no smarts to it.

01:05:54 ◼   ► It's just like, it's just pure analog signal

01:05:55 ◼   ► going over these, you know, two or three wires

01:05:58 ◼   ► inside the cable, or in the case of the headphone remote,

01:06:00 ◼   ► four wires inside the cable.

01:06:02 ◼   ► Very, very simple, electrically.

01:06:04 ◼   ► They're very reliable, for the most part.

01:06:07 ◼   ► Like, the port can get gunked up with dust,

01:06:09 ◼   ► but so can the lightning port, so can any port.

01:06:12 ◼   ► So, you know, compared to other ports,

01:06:14 ◼   ► it's not particularly bad for reliability.

01:06:16 ◼   ► It's very, very durable, and it's very, very cheap.

01:06:20 ◼   ► So you have this combination of like standard,

01:06:22 ◼   ► universal, cheap, durable, simple,

01:06:24 ◼   ► like it's really great for all these things.

01:06:27 ◼   ► And by the way, if you think it's too thick,

01:06:29 ◼   ► there is also a thinner version.

01:06:31 ◼   ► So this version is 3.5 millimeter,

01:06:33 ◼   ► there's a 2.5 millimeter version that used to be

01:06:36 ◼   ► on like some like answering machines

01:06:38 ◼   ► and then like more recently it's often used

01:06:40 ◼   ► like on the ear end of removable headphone cables

01:06:44 ◼   ► where like you'll have like the end that plugs

01:06:46 ◼   ► into the phone and the other end plugs into like

01:06:47 ◼   ► your ear cup, sometimes that end will be the skinnier one,

01:06:50 ◼   ► and you might have a couple of those.

01:06:51 ◼   ► - I've seen that.

01:06:52 ◼   ► I used to own something that had that.

01:06:54 ◼   ► I don't know what the hell it was though.

01:06:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, it doesn't matter.

01:06:57 ◼   ► - Well, the other thing about making the devices thinner

01:06:59 ◼   ► with the standard headphone jack,

01:07:01 ◼   ► I keep pointing this out over and over again,

01:07:02 ◼   ► but the iPod touch still has it,

01:07:04 ◼   ► and the iPod touch is significantly thinner

01:07:06 ◼   ► than the current iPhones.

01:07:08 ◼   ► - And the Nano too, I believe it's also thinner,

01:07:10 ◼   ► and it also has it.

01:07:10 ◼   ► So like, the reason to remove it now

01:07:14 ◼   ► isn't a thickness barrier,

01:07:16 ◼   ► because there are,

01:07:18 ◼   ► we see Apple makes thinner devices with this.

01:07:20 ◼   ► So that's not the reason.

01:07:22 ◼   ► I would also say, so like in my category of reasons

01:07:25 ◼   ► it doesn't have to go yet, assuming it has to go

01:07:28 ◼   ► at some time, one of the reasons this might not be the time

01:07:31 ◼   ► is like what are we gaining by removing it,

01:07:33 ◼   ► 'cause there's cost removing it.

01:07:34 ◼   ► So I think one thing we're gaining would be

01:07:37 ◼   ► a lot of people assume space for the battery, right?

01:07:40 ◼   ► Except that if you look at the tear downs

01:07:42 ◼   ► of where this port is on the phone,

01:07:45 ◼   ► down there at the bottom next to the lightning assembly

01:07:47 ◼   ► and everything and then on the other side you have the speaker next to it, you have

01:07:49 ◼   ► the microphone and everything. Down there, like that's not where you need space for

01:07:53 ◼   ► the battery. I mean, they could go to some kind of crazy system like the MacBook One

01:07:57 ◼   ► where they have like different shapes of battery things all over the place, but this is a phone

01:08:02 ◼   ► and they have to replace a lot of phone batteries under warranty and people replace them aftermarket

01:08:06 ◼   ► and you know when they're old and in different countries and everything. You need the battery

01:08:10 ◼   ► to be easily serviceable, replaceable and cheap. And so keeping it as one regular rectangle

01:08:16 ◼   ► of a battery is way more practical for them.

01:08:19 ◼   ► And also, the total amount of space you would save,

01:08:23 ◼   ► or a space you would gain by invading that little

01:08:27 ◼   ► rectangle of area at the bottom of the phone,

01:08:29 ◼   ► where the headphone jack is,

01:08:30 ◼   ► you can just make the battery some minuscule amount thicker

01:08:33 ◼   ► and keep it in the same footprint,

01:08:35 ◼   ► and it would have that same volume increase

01:08:37 ◼   ► and be way cheaper and easier to deal with.

01:08:38 ◼   ► So, battery life is probably not the reason either,

01:08:44 ◼   ► because of just like where it is in the phone

01:08:46 ◼   ► and what else is down there.

01:08:47 ◼   ► Like I don't really see a massive internal redesign

01:08:51 ◼   ► of the phone layout inside where that space

01:08:54 ◼   ► would suddenly become space you could expand

01:08:56 ◼   ► the battery into.

01:08:57 ◼   ► It might, but I think it's unlikely.

01:08:59 ◼   ► - Well, I think it goes far enough in that

01:09:01 ◼   ► the space is significant, but I don't think it's huge.

01:09:03 ◼   ► I think the biggest space-saving argument

01:09:06 ◼   ► or three-dimensional, you know, this thing is just too big

01:09:09 ◼   ► or too thick or too long argument,

01:09:11 ◼   ► probably have to do with next year's new iPhone, which I believe, and as you know,

01:09:16 ◼   ► I mentioned it on the show and I know there's rumors about it too, that if it

01:09:20 ◼   ► goes to more of an edge-to-edge display, which would be like the top and bottom

01:09:24 ◼   ► of the display go to the edge as close as the sides do now, then I think it's a

01:09:29 ◼   ► problem because I don't, I think it's a lot harder to have the, the jack

01:09:33 ◼   ► would therefore have to be underneath the display. Yeah, so remove it then. Well,

01:09:38 ◼   ► Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:09:39 ◼   ► It is a good point.

01:09:40 ◼   ► Why now?

01:09:41 ◼   ► That doesn't count for why now, unless they just possibly

01:09:46 ◼   ► just want to eat the shit sandwich now of putting up

01:09:50 ◼   ► with people's complaints about this a year in advance

01:09:53 ◼   ► of unveiling that phone so that people don't complain about it

01:09:56 ◼   ► when the amazing new industrial design is unveiled.

01:09:59 ◼   ► And that might be the reason, but that's a crappy reason.

01:10:02 ◼   ► I don't think that's the reason, though.

01:10:03 ◼   ► I do think that there is a reason.

01:10:05 ◼   ► All I'm saying-- and this is the secondary thrust

01:10:07 ◼   ► my argument, which is, "Well, we don't know. How about we just wait and find out what the story is before we complain?"

01:10:14 ◼   ► Like, it's to me that it's too soon to say this is user hostile and stupid.

01:10:20 ◼   ► Right, although it's also too late to change it.

01:10:22 ◼   ► Right. But we don't have proof that it's not user hostile and stupid. It might be.

01:10:25 ◼   ► I guess that, if there's anything that I wish I would have emphasized more, it's like, "Okay, maybe it is."

01:10:30 ◼   ► But we certainly don't know that yet, and it may well not be.

01:10:33 ◼   ► I'm wondering and you know you definitely know more about headphones than I do is I'm wondering about

01:10:38 ◼   ► If it switches to lightning something digital

01:10:43 ◼   ► How much better could the input be not just the output right right now you think of a headphones

01:10:49 ◼   ► Output you put them in and you listen right but like the whole input stuff like voice

01:10:55 ◼   ► You know through the microphone and the little clicks like when you you know what there's like play/pause and fast forward and stuff like that

01:11:01 ◼   ► I mean, you know, you write a podcast player.

01:11:04 ◼   ► That stuff is all, that's just like a serious hack.

01:11:07 ◼   ► - It is a hack, but it also works.

01:11:10 ◼   ► - Yeah, but maybe-- - And it is,

01:11:11 ◼   ► the main thing that you can say from that point of view

01:11:13 ◼   ► is that it's limiting.

01:11:14 ◼   ► Like, for example, you can only have mono input right now,

01:11:17 ◼   ► 'cause there's only one pin for the microphone return.

01:11:20 ◼   ► So like, you can only have one channel.

01:11:22 ◼   ► So if you wanted to have like a nicer microphone setup,

01:11:25 ◼   ► maybe if you wanted to podcast or record something

01:11:27 ◼   ► from your device, you can, if you're using that port,

01:11:30 ◼   ► you can only record in mono.

01:11:32 ◼   ► And lightning adapter, you know,

01:11:33 ◼   ► lightning devices can add much more than that.

01:11:36 ◼   ► They can have all sorts of inputs and outputs,

01:11:38 ◼   ► and especially if they have custom apps to deal with them,

01:11:41 ◼   ► then they can do a lot, and most of them do.

01:11:43 ◼   ► But that also isn't a good argument,

01:11:44 ◼   ► because like, well, we already have that now.

01:11:46 ◼   ► Like, you don't have to remove the headphone port

01:11:49 ◼   ► to have lightning audio.

01:11:50 ◼   ► We have lightning audio already,

01:11:52 ◼   ► and we also have the headphone port.

01:11:53 ◼   ► - Yeah, but, uh. (laughs)

01:11:58 ◼   ► - You know?

01:11:59 ◼   ► And there's also, by the way, while we're on this topic,

01:12:01 ◼   ► there's a huge argument going around

01:12:05 ◼   ► with the pro side of this,

01:12:06 ◼   ► that this could enable better audio quality.

01:12:10 ◼   ► And let me tell you, as an audio file,

01:12:12 ◼   ► that is complete garbage.

01:12:14 ◼   ► First of all, you have the same problem of like,

01:12:18 ◼   ► well, if lightning headphones can be better,

01:12:20 ◼   ► great, we can have that now.

01:12:22 ◼   ► We don't need to remove the headphone jack

01:12:23 ◼   ► to make that happen.

01:12:24 ◼   ► And the way iOS handles audio devices,

01:12:27 ◼   ► if any other device is connected via Lightning or USB

01:12:30 ◼   ► or whatever, that device just takes over

01:12:33 ◼   ► from the built-in microphone and speakers

01:12:35 ◼   ► and headphones and everything else.

01:12:36 ◼   ► So you don't even have to,

01:12:38 ◼   ► the software doesn't have to do anything

01:12:39 ◼   ► to take advantage of Lightning connected audio devices.

01:12:41 ◼   ► It just works.

01:12:42 ◼   ► So there's basically no downside from that point of view

01:12:45 ◼   ► to keeping the headphone jack around.

01:12:48 ◼   ► And the idea that some people have

01:12:50 ◼   ► that a Lightning connected headphone

01:12:52 ◼   ► would have better audio quality

01:12:53 ◼   ► because you could have a really nice DAC and amp

01:12:56 ◼   ► that DAC is the DAC digital audio converter

01:12:59 ◼   ► that converts, literally converts the digital signal

01:13:01 ◼   ► to the sound that you hear, and then of course

01:13:03 ◼   ► the amp amplifies that to different volumes for you.

01:13:06 ◼   ► - At some point it has to go to analog.

01:13:08 ◼   ► There's no-- - Right.

01:13:09 ◼   ► - 'Cause it's actually going to put sound waves

01:13:12 ◼   ► into your ear.

01:13:13 ◼   ► - Right, and so I wouldn't worry about the DRM angle

01:13:15 ◼   ► like Nilay did, because it would be trivial to,

01:13:18 ◼   ► if you're actually relying on analog output

01:13:21 ◼   ► to capture, to re-record, to pirate something,

01:13:24 ◼   ► it would be trivial to just take apart the headphones

01:13:26 ◼   ► and connect a couple things to the wires

01:13:28 ◼   ► that go to the drivers and that'd be it.

01:13:30 ◼   ► So that part of the DRM is not a concern.

01:13:32 ◼   ► Licensing the connector is, but I'll get to that.

01:13:36 ◼   ► But the idea that you get better audio quality

01:13:38 ◼   ► out of having separate premium headphones

01:13:42 ◼   ► that have premium DACs and amps in them, that is possible.

01:13:46 ◼   ► However, it's extremely unlikely in reality.

01:13:49 ◼   ► Because in reality, it is very difficult

01:13:52 ◼   ► to distinguish differences between DACs and amps,

01:13:56 ◼   ► especially once you've crossed a minimum threshold.

01:13:58 ◼   ► And people who make this argument are often talking

01:14:01 ◼   ► about how DACs and computers are always crappy.

01:14:03 ◼   ► And the fact is they were really crappy in the 90s.

01:14:07 ◼   ► That's when they were crappy.

01:14:08 ◼   ► And most built-in headphone jacks and sound cards

01:14:12 ◼   ► that are in computers and our phones and tablets today

01:14:16 ◼   ► are pretty decent, they're fine.

01:14:17 ◼   ► And the limiting factor to how good they can sound

01:14:21 ◼   ► is not the quality of the DAC and the amp in the phone.

01:14:24 ◼   ► it's almost always limiting factor is the headphones

01:14:28 ◼   ► that you're using and the environment you're listening in.

01:14:30 ◼   ► Like that's it, like when you're listening on your phone,

01:14:33 ◼   ► like you might be commuting, you might be outside,

01:14:35 ◼   ► you might be in a loud shared office,

01:14:37 ◼   ► and you're probably listening on headphones

01:14:38 ◼   ► that are like, you know, at best decent,

01:14:42 ◼   ► probably not amazing, probably not like the big,

01:14:44 ◼   ► full-sized, open-backed ones that audio files

01:14:47 ◼   ► like to listen critically with.

01:14:49 ◼   ► And those headphones you're listening on,

01:14:52 ◼   ► Like there's so much room for improvement in the sound,

01:14:55 ◼   ► just by better headphones, better drivers,

01:14:57 ◼   ► better tuning of the sound to make it, you know,

01:15:00 ◼   ► less trying to imitate beats badly

01:15:02 ◼   ► and more just trying to sound good.

01:15:04 ◼   ► You know, like that is where improvement comes from.

01:15:07 ◼   ► It does not come from in the portable realm,

01:15:09 ◼   ► but does not usually come from different DACs and amps.

01:15:12 ◼   ► DACs and amps are just a really nice way

01:15:14 ◼   ► to sell overpriced stuff to people who want better sound,

01:15:17 ◼   ► but never consider the fact

01:15:19 ◼   ► that they should just buy better headphones.

01:15:21 ◼   ► I saw somebody today and I don't remember who.

01:15:24 ◼   ► No, that's okay, this is good.

01:15:25 ◼   ► Somebody today was speculating that maybe they will switch,

01:15:30 ◼   ► they'll do like a noise canceling thing

01:15:32 ◼   ► and they'll have the stuff on the phone doing it.

01:15:36 ◼   ► Like right now when you buy noise canceling headphones,

01:15:38 ◼   ► you have to put batteries in the actual headphones,

01:15:40 ◼   ► like when you buy them from Bose or whatever,

01:15:41 ◼   ► 'cause it takes power to actually do the noise canceling.

01:15:46 ◼   ► So the phone could do it.

01:15:48 ◼   ► But I find that unlikely.

01:15:51 ◼   ► Like it sounds good when you think, oh, noise canceling.

01:15:53 ◼   ► Some people like noise canceling headphones.

01:15:55 ◼   ► And in certain scenarios, like being on an airplane,

01:15:57 ◼   ► it really is very useful.

01:16:00 ◼   ► But that sounds very unlikely to me

01:16:02 ◼   ► that anybody is gonna find it a good idea

01:16:05 ◼   ► to have headphones that draw power from your iPhone.

01:16:08 ◼   ► Like when you're using the headphones,

01:16:11 ◼   ► you'll get worse battery life.

01:16:12 ◼   ► Like that doesn't sound like something

01:16:15 ◼   ► people are gonna sign up for.

01:16:16 ◼   ► like there is a like one of Eli's things was...

01:16:21 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean in reality like it isn't that much power but it's still you know it's

01:16:26 ◼   ► still not trivial but the reality is like the high-end headphones like noise

01:16:31 ◼   ► cancelling and everything those are all moving to Bluetooth now and I believe I

01:16:35 ◼   ► have things to say about Bluetooth as well but I think like a whole other side of this

01:16:39 ◼   ► argument is like oh well lightning headphones would be great but you know

01:16:42 ◼   ► what lightning headphones are very expensive like their premium price right

01:16:45 ◼   ► Right now there's very few of them,

01:16:47 ◼   ► and the few of these are very expensive.

01:16:48 ◼   ► They will always be more expensive than other headphones

01:16:51 ◼   ► because they're gonna have the Apple licensing,

01:16:53 ◼   ► the MFI stuff, and then they're gonna wanna be sold

01:16:56 ◼   ► on Apple retail stores.

01:16:57 ◼   ► They're gonna have these, you know,

01:16:58 ◼   ► I'm guessing most lighting headphones

01:17:00 ◼   ► are gonna be above $300 in all likelihood.

01:17:03 ◼   ► And so you're gonna have this stuff,

01:17:05 ◼   ► but the problem is if you look at the headphone market,

01:17:07 ◼   ► everyone's kinda freaking out

01:17:08 ◼   ► and trying to rush out Bluetooth models

01:17:10 ◼   ► in the last couple years

01:17:10 ◼   ► because everybody wants noise canceling and Bluetooth

01:17:15 ◼   ► the high end. Like if you're looking at high end headphones like headphones that cost more

01:17:19 ◼   ► than 200 bucks that are for iPhones or for portable use like everybody wants Bluetooth

01:17:26 ◼   ► and noise canceling. And so that is, you know, in many ways that's an argument for the headphone

01:17:33 ◼   ► jack removal because you can say well, you know, if everyone's going Bluetooth then,

01:17:37 ◼   ► you know, we don't need this, right? And this is why I think like, you know, Bluetooth is

01:17:44 ◼   ► In many ways it is worse than wired headphones.

01:17:48 ◼   ► In many ways it's a lot worse than wired headphones.

01:17:50 ◼   ► Like the sound quality is usually pretty rough.

01:17:54 ◼   ► By the way, the reason the sound quality is pretty rough

01:17:56 ◼   ► is not usually because of lossy compression over Bluetooth.

01:18:00 ◼   ► It is usually because the headphones

01:18:03 ◼   ► are kind of mediocre or garbagey.

01:18:06 ◼   ► And they have, guess what?

01:18:08 ◼   ► They have a built in DAC and amp

01:18:10 ◼   ► in every Bluetooth headphone because it has to,

01:18:12 ◼   ► because it is not powered by your phone,

01:18:14 ◼   ► and the signal's transmitted digitally from your phone.

01:18:16 ◼   ► So we already have a world full of aftermarket

01:18:19 ◼   ► DACs and amps in headphones, and they're all garbage.

01:18:24 ◼   ► And the most sophisticated things they do

01:18:27 ◼   ► are they tweak the audio, they tweak the EQ curve

01:18:31 ◼   ► of the audio coming out of the headphones

01:18:32 ◼   ► to make up for crappy headphone drivers.

01:18:35 ◼   ► So if you have headphones that say,

01:18:37 ◼   ► suppose they have really weak bass,

01:18:40 ◼   ► and they know that everybody wants strong bass,

01:18:43 ◼   ► they'll just use the DAC amp chip in the Bluetooth headphone.

01:18:48 ◼   ► They will tweak the sound before they send it out

01:18:50 ◼   ► to the driver to just artificially boost the bass.

01:18:54 ◼   ► And these are like cheap components doing things

01:18:57 ◼   ► in a very basic way.

01:19:01 ◼   ► And it sounds pretty rough.

01:19:02 ◼   ► And you can hear this yourself.

01:19:04 ◼   ► If you have like noise canceling headphones,

01:19:06 ◼   ► like any Bose headphones that also can operate

01:19:09 ◼   ► with a wire passively, if you can turn off

01:19:12 ◼   ► the noise canceling and use them with the wire,

01:19:15 ◼   ► turn it off and listen to how much worse everything sounds.

01:19:18 ◼   ► That, what you're hearing when it's off,

01:19:20 ◼   ► that's what the headphones in an app actually sound like.

01:19:23 ◼   ► And when you turn it on, they're applying this big EQ curve

01:19:26 ◼   ► to try to boost it and make it sound better artificially,

01:19:28 ◼   ► but it's never quite right,

01:19:30 ◼   ► it never sounds great or natural.

01:19:33 ◼   ► That's the world we're going towards.

01:19:34 ◼   ► If we're going towards more Bluetooth, more lightning,

01:19:39 ◼   ► headphones that are not just passive analog devices

01:19:41 ◼   ► but actually have active circuitry in them,

01:19:43 ◼   ► it's not going towards a world of like amazing dacs and amps

01:19:46 ◼   ► in portable headphones,

01:19:47 ◼   ► it's going towards a world of mediocre headphones

01:19:49 ◼   ► that have their flaws papered over

01:19:51 ◼   ► by kind of these DSP hacks.

01:19:55 ◼   ► - So what are they gonna do?

01:19:55 ◼   ► I feel like if they switch,

01:19:57 ◼   ► if Apple's story is, okay, buy this new iPhone

01:20:00 ◼   ► and when you open it up,

01:20:01 ◼   ► you get a pair of our new Bluetooth AirPods

01:20:05 ◼   ► or whatever they're gonna call them.

01:20:07 ◼   ► somebody had a there was like a trademark filing on the word AirPod oh

01:20:10 ◼   ► there's no way that's that's in the package you know I'm thinking in the

01:20:14 ◼   ► package you get like you get the the cable adapted version of them just like

01:20:18 ◼   ► today and then they will tell you with a lightning port in some form you know

01:20:23 ◼   ► whether it's like a dongle and then head no headphones there's no way there's

01:20:27 ◼   ► probably not go no way probably they'll definitely sell you one but they might

01:20:31 ◼   ► put one in the box I don't know no probably not well not either way they

01:20:35 ◼   ► They might give you a dongle so that you can use your existing headphones if you'd prefer

01:20:40 ◼   ► not to, but the headphones they give in the box have to just plug right in.

01:20:43 ◼   ► And that means it has to be plugged in.

01:20:44 ◼   ► Yeah, that's probably right.

01:20:45 ◼   ► Yeah.

01:20:46 ◼   ► So I'm guessing that they will gladly sell you a set of AirPods, if that's going to be

01:20:51 ◼   ► a real product name, they will sell you a Bluetooth version of those headphones for,

01:20:54 ◼   ► I don't know, $150, $100 maybe.

01:20:57 ◼   ► That's going to be an add-on.

01:20:58 ◼   ► That's not going to be in the box.

01:21:00 ◼   ► Because let's not forget that Apple's really good at making you spend a little bit more

01:21:04 ◼   ► money at the point of sale and get all those attachment sales like they've

01:21:07 ◼   ► mastered this now I think both of these both of these ideas qualify as of course

01:21:12 ◼   ► that's what they're going to do their Apple of course Apple isn't gonna make

01:21:15 ◼   ► you use a dongle their Apple there's no way they're gonna make you use a dongle

01:21:19 ◼   ► and of course of course the air wireless ones are gonna be a expensive upsell

01:21:25 ◼   ► because they're out exactly so that's sold and and the idea of like moving

01:21:31 ◼   ► towards the world of Bluetooth,

01:21:33 ◼   ► 'cause let's be honest, it's gonna be mostly Bluetooth.

01:21:35 ◼   ► It's not gonna be mostly lightning headphones,

01:21:37 ◼   ► except for the ones that come in the box.

01:21:38 ◼   ► Those will be very popular,

01:21:39 ◼   ► but aftermarket headphones, I think,

01:21:42 ◼   ► are gonna be way more often Bluetooth than not

01:21:45 ◼   ► in the near future.

01:21:47 ◼   ► We're almost there now.

01:21:49 ◼   ► - If the story is go with Bluetooth,

01:21:53 ◼   ► it solves some of the problems

01:21:55 ◼   ► in terms of why would they get rid of the headphone jack?

01:21:58 ◼   ► Well, we got rid of it because the future's wireless.

01:22:01 ◼   ► And it also solves the how do I listen to music

01:22:04 ◼   ► while I charge my phone problem, which is a real problem.

01:22:08 ◼   ► I mean, and I--

01:22:09 ◼   ► - The solution is you discharge the other device

01:22:11 ◼   ► that you're wearing on your head at the same time.

01:22:13 ◼   ► - Well, how would you do that?

01:22:15 ◼   ► - No, you're right.

01:22:16 ◼   ► I mean, the solution is either they ship

01:22:17 ◼   ► and kind of pass through adapter,

01:22:19 ◼   ► which would be pretty clunky.

01:22:21 ◼   ► - Right.

01:22:22 ◼   ► - Or you just use Bluetooth.

01:22:24 ◼   ► And when you're using Bluetooth,

01:22:26 ◼   ► the iPhone is not concerned with the battery level

01:22:29 ◼   ► of your headphones.

01:22:30 ◼   ► problem.

01:22:31 ◼   ► Yeah, and it does seem it seems weird to me.

01:22:35 ◼   ► I have to admit, I mean, this is one of these things ever since the thing started.

01:22:38 ◼   ► I don't see how they're going to sell this.

01:22:41 ◼   ► And you know, what's the story going to be?

01:22:43 ◼   ► Because I totally acknowledge like I see Jonas doing it all the time where he's got like

01:22:47 ◼   ► an iPad at 3% and he's charging it while he's still listening to the YouTube stuff that

01:22:53 ◼   ► is on it while he plays the PlayStation.

01:22:56 ◼   ► I totally recognize that.

01:22:58 ◼   ► I know lots and lots of people, they do it on airplanes.

01:23:00 ◼   ► If you're lucky enough to fly on an airline that has USB or power adapters,

01:23:04 ◼   ► people charge their phone while they listen to music on the flight.

01:23:08 ◼   ► I know people do it at their desks.

01:23:09 ◼   ► People will charge their phone while they're listening to music on it.

01:23:13 ◼   ► I understand it and if there's just one lightning port,

01:23:19 ◼   ► and of course they're not going to put two lightning ports on the thing,

01:23:22 ◼   ► how do you listen with lightning headphones?

01:23:24 ◼   ► I mean, and that's the one idea that people were

01:23:27 ◼   ► kicking around when the rumors were that the new iPhones were going to have the

01:23:30 ◼   ► smart connector type thing on the back that maybe there'd be like a Apple watch

01:23:35 ◼   ► style magnetic charger but I don't know it doesn't seem right

01:23:40 ◼   ► especially like you know we already got like you know the as they as they ship

01:23:45 ◼   ► more and more other things that charge via lightning it's pretty clear like we

01:23:50 ◼   ► have now a world where lightning is like the universal Apple charger for all

01:23:55 ◼   ► Apple products except the watch annoyingly but everything else it's like

01:23:59 ◼   ► everything charges by lightning and I don't I don't see them throwing that

01:24:03 ◼   ► away so soon yeah like the pencil charges by it the

01:24:07 ◼   ► rumored that I forget if somebody just pulled this out of their ass or if it

01:24:12 ◼   ► was a real leak that the air pods would have like a little some kind of little

01:24:15 ◼   ► lightning thing that comes out or goes I don't know Bluetooth I'm lucky that I

01:24:20 ◼   ► don't I don't actually use earbuds or in-ear monitors that I just can't wear

01:24:24 ◼   ► them like pain-wise I can't wear them Bluetooth is you know it's annoying for

01:24:30 ◼   ► full-size headphones but it's not that bad Bluetooth for earbuds has a whole

01:24:35 ◼   ► bunch of challenges like well where do you put the battery and how do they

01:24:39 ◼   ► connect to each other and like there's all sorts of like weird hacks that

01:24:42 ◼   ► people have devised like well you have this like thing behind your neck or

01:24:45 ◼   ► something you know like there there's always some some kind of trick but it's

01:24:48 ◼   ► tricky to get Bluetooth into you into earbuds in a way that doesn't suck but

01:24:53 ◼   ► But overall, moving towards the world of Bluetooth headphones,

01:24:58 ◼   ► in so many ways, it's worse.

01:25:01 ◼   ► Number one problem is, of course, this

01:25:03 ◼   ► is one more thing you have to charge.

01:25:05 ◼   ► And if you're traveling, that might mean one more cable

01:25:07 ◼   ► to bring or something, and one more battery that could just

01:25:09 ◼   ► die at inopportune times.

01:25:11 ◼   ► And it's just kind of annoying.

01:25:13 ◼   ► They tend to be substantially more expensive

01:25:15 ◼   ► than other headphones of similar quality and attributes.

01:25:19 ◼   ► And Bluetooth is slightly unreliable.

01:25:22 ◼   ► Like it works most of the time,

01:25:24 ◼   ► but like every time I'm walking with my Bluetooth,

01:25:28 ◼   ► you know, little portable headphones

01:25:29 ◼   ► for walking and listening to podcasts,

01:25:31 ◼   ► every time I have like a little clip out of the audio

01:25:33 ◼   ► during some part of the walk,

01:25:34 ◼   ► if I like turn, if I like put my hand in the wrong spot,

01:25:37 ◼   ► like in my pocket or something,

01:25:39 ◼   ► like it like blocks the signal just enough

01:25:41 ◼   ► that oh, can't quite make it, I get a little static

01:25:43 ◼   ► and I gotta move my hand.

01:25:43 ◼   ► Like, and I've tested so many pairs of Bluetooth headphones,

01:25:46 ◼   ► they all have that problem.

01:25:47 ◼   ► It's always, some of them are better than others,

01:25:49 ◼   ► but they all have that problem to some degree.

01:25:51 ◼   ► And then there's the big problem of using

01:25:53 ◼   ► whatever headphones you come up with,

01:25:54 ◼   ► Bluetooth and lightning,

01:25:56 ◼   ► this would actually be substantially worse,

01:25:58 ◼   ► using the same headphones for multiple devices.

01:26:01 ◼   ► So suppose, like when I'm on a plane,

01:26:04 ◼   ► I'm always switching my headphones

01:26:06 ◼   ► to whatever device I'm using.

01:26:07 ◼   ► So if we're like, you know, taking off or whatever,

01:26:09 ◼   ► I'm just gonna try to sleep,

01:26:10 ◼   ► I'll have my iPhone in my pocket.

01:26:12 ◼   ► But then if I'm gonna like take out my laptop or an iPad

01:26:15 ◼   ► to try to get something done on the tray,

01:26:16 ◼   ► I'm gonna switch the headphones to that.

01:26:18 ◼   ► And a lot of people, they use the same headphones

01:26:22 ◼   ► between work and home at their work computer

01:26:24 ◼   ► or either work and iPod, like, excuse me,

01:26:27 ◼   ► iPhone, iPods are ancient.

01:26:29 ◼   ► So with Bluetooth, because of Bluetooth pairing

01:26:33 ◼   ► and everything, it's just such a pain

01:26:36 ◼   ► to share Bluetooth headphones between multiple devices

01:26:40 ◼   ► that in practice, nobody really does it.

01:26:42 ◼   ► You can't, some of them have a multiple pairing memory,

01:26:46 ◼   ► but they're always weird and hard to use.

01:26:48 ◼   ► Effectively, Bluetooth headphones, in practice,

01:26:51 ◼   ► they just kinda get locked to their primary device.

01:26:53 ◼   ► So nobody ever really changes it.

01:26:54 ◼   ► So that sucks.

01:26:56 ◼   ► Lightning would be even worse,

01:26:57 ◼   ► because yes, you could swap Lightning

01:26:59 ◼   ► between your iPhone and your iPad,

01:27:01 ◼   ► but then what are you gonna do when you go to your Mac?

01:27:03 ◼   ► Like, you can't plug your Lightning headphones

01:27:05 ◼   ► into your Mac.

01:27:06 ◼   ► - And that seems crazy.

01:27:08 ◼   ► I mean, I threw it out there as a spitball this week

01:27:11 ◼   ► that what if that's the reason the MacBook Pros

01:27:13 ◼   ► are being delayed, 'cause they're gonna put

01:27:15 ◼   ► lightning port on them just so that you can plug your headphones in but it

01:27:20 ◼   ► doesn't you know in every other way other than the idea that I would like to

01:27:24 ◼   ► be able to use the headphones the same headphones with my iPhone and my Mac

01:27:29 ◼   ► which is a very reasonable desire other than that it doesn't make any sense to

01:27:33 ◼   ► put a lightning port on a Mac but I'd you know I I don't know maybe I don't I

01:27:39 ◼   ► mean it doesn't seem I wouldn't I wouldn't faint if that was announced but

01:27:43 ◼   ► but it doesn't seem right.

01:27:45 ◼   ► Again, the only thing that really makes sense is Bluetooth,

01:27:48 ◼   ► but like you said, Bluetooth sharing between devices

01:27:50 ◼   ► is really weird, you gotta like,

01:27:52 ◼   ► I mean it's just like click, click, click,

01:27:54 ◼   ► or tap, tap, you know, settings, Bluetooth,

01:27:56 ◼   ► unpair, pair, type this code.

01:27:57 ◼   ► - Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's crappy.

01:28:00 ◼   ► And like, on the Android side,

01:28:02 ◼   ► they have this whole NFC system

01:28:03 ◼   ► to make pairing faster and easier.

01:28:06 ◼   ► It's possible Apple could add that to the next iPhone,

01:28:08 ◼   ► they already have the NFC antenna for Apple Pay.

01:28:10 ◼   ► I don't know much about NFC,

01:28:11 ◼   ► but it's probably the same antenna.

01:28:13 ◼   ► so it's possible they could do something like that,

01:28:14 ◼   ► but honestly, I don't see that.

01:28:17 ◼   ► - It's hard to beat the pairing process

01:28:21 ◼   ► of headphones as we know them.

01:28:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, you plug 'em in.

01:28:24 ◼   ► - And when it clicks, you're done.

01:28:26 ◼   ► - Yeah, and then if you wanna all of a sudden

01:28:29 ◼   ► have the headphones be playing output

01:28:31 ◼   ► from a different device, you know what you do?

01:28:32 ◼   ► You just unplug it and you plug it into the other device

01:28:35 ◼   ► and because they all have the same port.

01:28:37 ◼   ► Even the MacBook One has no other ports

01:28:40 ◼   ► except it has a headphone port.

01:28:41 ◼   ► - Right.

01:28:42 ◼   ► - Besides the USB-C, that's like the one other port

01:28:46 ◼   ► they deemed worthy of including on that computer

01:28:48 ◼   ► was a headphone port.

01:28:49 ◼   ► That just kind of shows how ubiquitous and important

01:28:53 ◼   ► and how compelling it is for this port to continue to exist.

01:28:56 ◼   ► Ultimately though, if this thing about the iPhone is true,

01:29:01 ◼   ► I think the world of lightning headphones

01:29:05 ◼   ► is generally a terrible idea

01:29:08 ◼   ► and is probably not gonna be very healthy.

01:29:11 ◼   ► - Yeah, but maybe-- - It's probably gonna be

01:29:12 ◼   ► mostly adapters to regular headphones or Bluetooth.

01:29:15 ◼   ► - Maybe though it'll kickstart it,

01:29:17 ◼   ► because it hasn't taken off to date, because why?

01:29:20 ◼   ► Why would you bother getting Lightning headphones

01:29:22 ◼   ► when you can get regular headphone jack headphones

01:29:25 ◼   ► that have the same audio quality and they're cheaper?

01:29:29 ◼   ► - Right, by the way, I should point out too,

01:29:30 ◼   ► I love this so much, the headphones that are pictured

01:29:33 ◼   ► in every article about Lightning headphones on the Verge

01:29:36 ◼   ► are the Audizay EL8 Titanium or Platinum or something.

01:29:41 ◼   ► They're $800 and they sound terrible.

01:29:43 ◼   ► (laughing)

01:29:45 ◼   ► Just putting that out there.

01:29:47 ◼   ► They look really cool.

01:29:48 ◼   ► We're gonna have lots of Lightning headphones

01:29:50 ◼   ► that look really cool and cost a lot of money,

01:29:53 ◼   ► but hopefully they'll sound better than the EL8.

01:29:55 ◼   ► Sorry, Audizay, there goes one sponsor

01:29:57 ◼   ► I'm never gonna get.

01:29:58 ◼   ► - Let's dispel the notion that maybe,

01:30:02 ◼   ► I've seen this kicked around,

01:30:03 ◼   ► and I think it is total nonsense, never gonna happen,

01:30:06 ◼   ► is that the solution, 'cause one of the problems

01:30:08 ◼   ► people have with Lightning,

01:30:10 ◼   ► The idea of using Lightning as the port for wired headphones

01:30:13 ◼   ► is that now you're stuck with an Apple proprietary solution

01:30:15 ◼   ► that has to get a licensing fee,

01:30:17 ◼   ► has to meet Apple's approval,

01:30:18 ◼   ► and therefore has to be more expensive

01:30:20 ◼   ► than it would be otherwise

01:30:21 ◼   ► because whatever the licensing fee is,

01:30:23 ◼   ► it's, if it's even a penny,

01:30:25 ◼   ► that means the thing's gonna cost a penny more.

01:30:27 ◼   ► And it's not gonna be a penny. (laughs)

01:30:30 ◼   ► - Right.

01:30:31 ◼   ► - Well, but-- - So the idea that people

01:30:32 ◼   ► are, I've seen kicking about is,

01:30:33 ◼   ► well, okay, well, if a headphone port is should be open

01:30:36 ◼   ► and everybody likes having an open standard,

01:30:39 ◼   ► why not USB-C?

01:30:41 ◼   ► Maybe that's the idea, is that the iPhone will switch to USB-C.

01:30:43 ◼   ► And guess what?

01:30:44 ◼   ► Headphone port aside, the iPhone is not going to switch to USB-C.

01:30:47 ◼   ► No, there's no chance of that.

01:30:49 ◼   ► No chance.

01:30:49 ◼   ► First of all, it's thicker than lightning.

01:30:51 ◼   ► Right.

01:30:51 ◼   ► Then that alone is a deal breaker.

01:30:53 ◼   ► And I'll put it in the show notes, hopefully.

01:30:55 ◼   ► But I got a good link.

01:30:56 ◼   ► Somebody did a really nice, precise diagram showing just

01:31:01 ◼   ► how much thicker it is.

01:31:02 ◼   ► And it actually would be pretty close to a gating factor

01:31:05 ◼   ► already on the iPhone 6.

01:31:07 ◼   ► and everybody knows Apple likes to make devices

01:31:10 ◼   ► thinner over time.

01:31:11 ◼   ► So like when you just eyeball them side by side,

01:31:13 ◼   ► you can say, oh yeah, they're like more or less the same.

01:31:15 ◼   ► But when you get right down to it

01:31:17 ◼   ► and start measuring the tenths of a millimeter,

01:31:21 ◼   ► it's too big of a difference.

01:31:23 ◼   ► - Yeah, definitely.

01:31:23 ◼   ► - And strategically, Apple is not gonna give up

01:31:26 ◼   ► their proprietary port that they've had

01:31:28 ◼   ► on the iPhone all along for a non-proprietary port

01:31:31 ◼   ► just so that they can have quote unquote open headphones.

01:31:35 ◼   ► yeah they i mean they couldn't possibly care less

01:31:37 ◼   ► uh... so yeah i mean

01:31:38 ◼   ► and andy the could be cost increase i mean

01:31:41 ◼   ► headphones already especially you know especially headphones that are targeted

01:31:46 ◼   ► at

01:31:46 ◼   ► smartphone use

01:31:48 ◼   ► and enough would be to cut the result in apple store like

01:31:51 ◼   ► the price of the headphone

01:31:53 ◼   ► has so little to do with the cost of its components in this market

01:31:57 ◼   ► uh... that that would not like

01:31:59 ◼   ► the cost of an apply certification

01:32:01 ◼   ► would probably not be the reason why the headphones cost a lot

01:32:04 ◼   ► These headphones cost a lot because they know they're selling into a premium market that's

01:32:08 ◼   ► based mostly on brand recognition and being sold in a high-end retail store.

01:32:12 ◼   ► That is why these headphones cost what they do.

01:32:16 ◼   ► Lightning headphones will be expensive, but it won't be because of the raw component

01:32:20 ◼   ► cost increase.

01:32:21 ◼   ► It'll be because of everything else about them.

01:32:23 ◼   ► So that's that.

01:32:24 ◼   ► Ultimately, though, I really do believe that we are heading towards a world of Apple pushing

01:32:31 ◼   ► you know, assuming this is true,

01:32:34 ◼   ► the real push is gonna be towards Bluetooth.

01:32:36 ◼   ► It's not gonna be towards the new cabling standard.

01:32:39 ◼   ► It's going to be Bluetooth because that,

01:32:41 ◼   ► again, we're already moving there so much

01:32:42 ◼   ► because the reality is, like, as a user,

01:32:45 ◼   ► like, look, I have a whole closet and a couple of drawers

01:32:48 ◼   ► full of way better headphones

01:32:51 ◼   ► than my little Bluetooth walking pair.

01:32:53 ◼   ► And yet, the little Bluetooth walking pair

01:32:55 ◼   ► is the one I am using most often with my iPhone

01:32:58 ◼   ► because even though it is worse in so many different ways,

01:33:03 ◼   ► it's more complicated, it's more expensive,

01:33:06 ◼   ► it needs to be charged, it's a little bit flaky

01:33:08 ◼   ► with that connection when I move my hand worse.

01:33:10 ◼   ► It sounds worse, like the sound quality is worse.

01:33:13 ◼   ► So much about it is worse.

01:33:15 ◼   ► However, it is more compelling.

01:33:18 ◼   ► And if you look at, like, you know,

01:33:20 ◼   ► worse but more compelling is like the theme

01:33:23 ◼   ► of modern computing advances.

01:33:24 ◼   ► Like so many things we have, you know,

01:33:27 ◼   ► we have given up reliability, simplicity, openness, cost,

01:33:32 ◼   ► so many good attributes, we've given those up

01:33:35 ◼   ► for a new thing that is just nicer in some way,

01:33:40 ◼   ► or I want it more, or it's just more compelling

01:33:43 ◼   ► for some reason, and that's how Bluetooth is,

01:33:45 ◼   ► that's why I don't know anybody who has started

01:33:50 ◼   ► using Bluetooth headphones and then ever wanted

01:33:52 ◼   ► to use wired headphones again.

01:33:54 ◼   ► - Well, it's like WiFi versus ethernet,

01:33:55 ◼   ► worse but more compelling.

01:33:57 ◼   ► Especially in the early years of WiFi.

01:34:00 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, WiFi now is pretty decent.

01:34:02 ◼   ► It was really not so in the early years, but again--

01:34:05 ◼   ► - And the speed difference was really, really dramatic

01:34:07 ◼   ► in the early years.

01:34:09 ◼   ► You didn't even need to have

01:34:10 ◼   ► a terrific internet connection,

01:34:11 ◼   ► and you could easily saturate your WiFi connection,

01:34:13 ◼   ► and the ethernet would be the other way around.

01:34:16 ◼   ► Like, you couldn't buy an internet connection

01:34:19 ◼   ► that would saturate even 100 base T.

01:34:22 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:34:24 ◼   ► Bluetooth will, whatever argument we can have

01:34:26 ◼   ► about the headphone jack now,

01:34:28 ◼   ► it will be worse not having it.

01:34:31 ◼   ► It will suck not having it sometimes.

01:34:34 ◼   ► For some people, it'll be more than sometimes,

01:34:36 ◼   ► but in general, we are better off if we can keep it,

01:34:39 ◼   ► but in general, the market is moving

01:34:42 ◼   ► towards Bluetooth headphones,

01:34:44 ◼   ► and it is worse, and that's okay.

01:34:47 ◼   ► - What about latency?

01:34:48 ◼   ► That's one thing that bothers me,

01:34:49 ◼   ► and I'm one of those weirdos.

01:34:50 ◼   ► I realize, it's like I tell people this,

01:34:52 ◼   ► and they look at me, and they think I'm joking,

01:34:54 ◼   ► but I generally run with key clicks on.

01:34:57 ◼   ► Like when I'm typing on the iPhone keyboard,

01:34:59 ◼   ► I like to hear the clicks.

01:35:01 ◼   ► But I can't, I mean, it's like just the cognitive,

01:35:04 ◼   ► trying to make sense of the lag

01:35:07 ◼   ► when I have Bluetooth headphones on, it's like impossible.

01:35:10 ◼   ► I can't because-- - Well also, I mean,

01:35:11 ◼   ► it's hard to also ignore the fact

01:35:13 ◼   ► that some pretty common tasks for people to do on phones

01:35:16 ◼   ► include watching videos and playing games,

01:35:18 ◼   ► and both of those really suck

01:35:20 ◼   ► if there's noticeable audio latency.

01:35:22 ◼   ► Yeah, the video problem, they seem to have solved.

01:35:25 ◼   ► I don't notice any kind of lip sync problem.

01:35:28 ◼   ► That's really when you can tell with audio

01:35:30 ◼   ► is off if it looks like lips aren't moving in sync.

01:35:33 ◼   ► And they've done something where I think that they--

01:35:35 ◼   ► sort of like what Federighi was saying with the speed of light

01:35:42 ◼   ► calculations with the--

01:35:45 ◼   ► on stage last week, he said, where

01:35:46 ◼   ► they can tell just how close the watch is

01:35:49 ◼   ► to the MacBook that's being unlocked with that new feature.

01:35:52 ◼   ► They do something where the video is lags

01:35:57 ◼   ► by the exact same amount that the audio has to lag

01:35:59 ◼   ► because of Bluetooth and it's in sync.

01:36:01 ◼   ► But games are like the keyboard,

01:36:03 ◼   ► like all the beeps and boops and blops

01:36:06 ◼   ► are a half second behind.

01:36:07 ◼   ► - You know, but ultimately I think what's going to happen

01:36:10 ◼   ► is we're just gonna deal with that.

01:36:12 ◼   ► 'Cause like, I mean, one thing is like,

01:36:13 ◼   ► I learned this when I tried to buy

01:36:14 ◼   ► wireless digital microphones for our recording this year

01:36:18 ◼   ► at WBC and that failed miserably.

01:36:20 ◼   ► If you're transmitting audio wirelessly,

01:36:23 ◼   ► if you're doing it in like a pure analog sense,

01:36:27 ◼   ► like the way old cordless mics worked

01:36:29 ◼   ► and a lot of old cordless phones worked,

01:36:31 ◼   ► analog sucks in a lot of ways.

01:36:32 ◼   ► You pick up static and everything,

01:36:33 ◼   ► but analog is basically latency free.

01:36:37 ◼   ► If you're doing it digitally,

01:36:38 ◼   ► which is what Bluetooth is doing,

01:36:40 ◼   ► transmitting audio digitally wirelessly

01:36:43 ◼   ► from some device in your hand to headphones on your head

01:36:46 ◼   ► and then having those headphones then convert that audio

01:36:48 ◼   ► digitally into the analog sounds,

01:36:51 ◼   ► just because of the nature of digital transmission,

01:36:53 ◼   ► there's like buffers in different places and everything,

01:36:55 ◼   ► there's always going to be some degree of latency.

01:36:58 ◼   ► And even the best latency,

01:37:00 ◼   ► like even the lowest we've managed to get it as an industry

01:37:04 ◼   ► is still noticeable for things like lip syncing lining up

01:37:07 ◼   ► and for things like that.

01:37:09 ◼   ► And that's like the best stuff.

01:37:10 ◼   ► Most of what you're getting in Bluetooth headphones

01:37:12 ◼   ► is not top notch equipment.

01:37:14 ◼   ► You know, it's not like the best of the best,

01:37:16 ◼   ► It's consumer grade cheapo stuff.

01:37:19 ◼   ► And so you're never gonna get digital transmission of sound

01:37:23 ◼   ► from a phone to your headphones that is latency free.

01:37:27 ◼   ► I don't think we know how to do that as a science.

01:37:30 ◼   ► So I think this is gonna be one of those things

01:37:32 ◼   ► where it's just always going to be worse

01:37:35 ◼   ► and we will just, as a society, we will just move to,

01:37:39 ◼   ► well, I guess we just won't play games with headphones on

01:37:42 ◼   ► or I guess we'll turn off our keyboard sounds or something.

01:37:46 ◼   ► Because again, the advantage is once you get used

01:37:48 ◼   ► to using Bluetooth headphones,

01:37:50 ◼   ► using a wire feels barbaric.

01:37:52 ◼   ► 'Cause I know whenever I travel on a plane,

01:37:57 ◼   ► my Bluetooth ones suck on a plane

01:37:58 ◼   ► 'cause they're small and they don't isolate.

01:38:00 ◼   ► So I usually bring a nicer pair of wired headphones

01:38:04 ◼   ► for planes and it just feels so weird

01:38:06 ◼   ► to have this wire going down my side into my pocket.

01:38:09 ◼   ► Once you're not used to that, getting it again is crazy.

01:38:13 ◼   ► Once I got used to having the track forward,

01:38:16 ◼   ► track back volume controls on the ear cup as buttons

01:38:20 ◼   ► on my Bluetooth pair, rather than having the clicker

01:38:23 ◼   ► and have, all right, click twice for four,

01:38:25 ◼   ► click three times for back, and try to do,

01:38:28 ◼   ► again, once you get used to the convenience of it,

01:38:29 ◼   ► it really is so much better that you tolerate

01:38:32 ◼   ► all the crap about Bluetooth.

01:38:34 ◼   ► - Yeah, I got them for running, for listening to podcasts,

01:38:38 ◼   ► and well, really just listening to podcasts while I run.

01:38:41 ◼   ► And the tethered, being tethered to the headphones

01:38:46 ◼   ► always bothered me.

01:38:47 ◼   ► It never once figured out.

01:38:49 ◼   ► I tried all sorts of stuff.

01:38:50 ◼   ► Holding the phone, an armband, putting it in a pocket.

01:38:55 ◼   ► I tried everything and no matter what,

01:38:57 ◼   ► that the wire gets in your way.

01:38:59 ◼   ► That's why I bought it.

01:39:00 ◼   ► But then I, this was like, I don't know, nine months ago,

01:39:04 ◼   ► something like that when I got these, the Beats ones.

01:39:06 ◼   ► But the thing I noticed was over the winter,

01:39:08 ◼   ► how nice it was in the East Coast winter

01:39:11 ◼   ► when I could wear them all bundled up with a coat

01:39:13 ◼   ► and still have my phone in the pocket.

01:39:16 ◼   ► Because with a winter coat on and a hat and stuff like that,

01:39:19 ◼   ► it was just another type of mess, having a cable.

01:39:22 ◼   ► - Try to like sneak it through different layers.

01:39:24 ◼   ► - Yeah, exactly, like sneak it through the button.

01:39:26 ◼   ► It's almost like when you wire yourself up with a lav mic.

01:39:29 ◼   ► - Exactly.

01:39:30 ◼   ► - And then trying to get it out, it's even worse.

01:39:34 ◼   ► All right, here's one last topic on the headphone thing

01:39:36 ◼   ► and the headphone port being gone that I have in my notes

01:39:39 ◼   ► is the waterproofing angle.

01:39:42 ◼   ► - See, that's kind of a bad one,

01:39:43 ◼   ► because there are already phones out there

01:39:45 ◼   ► that other people make that have headphone ports

01:39:47 ◼   ► and are waterproof.

01:39:49 ◼   ► - And that's, I,

01:39:51 ◼   ► that's true.

01:39:55 ◼   ► I wonder if it would be just part of the story, though.

01:39:59 ◼   ► And then there's an angle where maybe

01:40:02 ◼   ► it's a little bit of BS, because hey, well,

01:40:05 ◼   ► okay, you're saying that the phone is water-resistant now,

01:40:07 ◼   ► And one of the reasons is you got rid of this ancient headphone port, but there's these

01:40:14 ◼   ► other phones that are water resistant and they have it.

01:40:17 ◼   ► Do the other phones that have it, do they make you plug it up with a little rubber cover?

01:40:22 ◼   ► Or are they just like, "Nope, you can just..."

01:40:24 ◼   ► Oh, I don't know.

01:40:25 ◼   ► I think that the...

01:40:26 ◼   ► You assume I've ever seen an Android phone.

01:40:28 ◼   ► Well, there's a funny commercial.

01:40:30 ◼   ► It's obnoxious, but there's a funny commercial or a series of commercials for Samsung where

01:40:36 ◼   ► There's a guy who's, I think I'm supposed to know who he is.

01:40:38 ◼   ► I think he's like a rap star, but I don't know who he is.

01:40:41 ◼   ► And he's got a new Samsung, whatever, top of the line,

01:40:45 ◼   ► Galaxy Edge or whatever, and he's just pouring champagne

01:40:48 ◼   ► on it, and he comes into a convenience store

01:40:50 ◼   ► and he asks the guy, and he's pouring champagne

01:40:52 ◼   ► on his phone while he comes into the store,

01:40:55 ◼   ► and he says, "Where's your champagne?"

01:40:56 ◼   ► And the guy points back there, and the bottle's empty,

01:41:00 ◼   ► and he throws it away, and he goes by a Nuba bottle

01:41:02 ◼   ► of champagne, pops the cork, and then just starts

01:41:04 ◼   ► pouring it on his phone again,

01:41:06 ◼   ► and that's the end of the commercial.

01:41:08 ◼   ► I laugh--

01:41:09 ◼   ► - What a bizarre company that is.

01:41:10 ◼   ► - It is, but it is such an obnoxious commercial.

01:41:13 ◼   ► - They're very good at that.

01:41:16 ◼   ► - Like can you even imagine if Apple had a commercial

01:41:18 ◼   ► that just showed somebody wasting two bottles of champagne

01:41:23 ◼   ► to pour on their phone?

01:41:25 ◼   ► But I can only presume that the Samsung one

01:41:26 ◼   ► must be waterproof with a headphone jack.

01:41:28 ◼   ► - I think it is, yeah, from what I've heard.

01:41:30 ◼   ► I don't know the details,

01:41:31 ◼   ► but all I know is that these phones exist, right?

01:41:32 ◼   ► So there are reasons that Apple could say on stage

01:41:37 ◼   ► to why they did this, but if you look down

01:41:40 ◼   ► the list of reasons why they might do this,

01:41:42 ◼   ► the better audio, the thickness, the waterproofing,

01:41:47 ◼   ► all of these are not strong reasons,

01:41:49 ◼   ► because either they are totally unnecessary

01:41:51 ◼   ► or there's enough ways around that or enough asterisks

01:41:55 ◼   ► on it that it's not really that valid.

01:41:57 ◼   ► So if you look at, there are some cynical reasons

01:42:00 ◼   ► why Apple would want to do this.

01:42:02 ◼   ► I mean, they would stand to make more money.

01:42:04 ◼   ► They would save on component costs.

01:42:05 ◼   ► They would save on warranty repair stuff

01:42:07 ◼   ► when they have to pull lint out of people's headphone jacks

01:42:08 ◼   ► and fix the ones that jam up.

01:42:10 ◼   ► Which, by the way, again,

01:42:12 ◼   ► is also a problem with Lightning ports.

01:42:14 ◼   ► So, like, you know, there are lots of reasons

01:42:16 ◼   ► why Apple wanted to do this.

01:42:17 ◼   ► I mean, it would cause a wave of headphone upgrades

01:42:22 ◼   ► and Apple sells a lot of their own headphones

01:42:25 ◼   ► with their name and Beats's name on them.

01:42:27 ◼   ► In addition, many of those headphone upgrades

01:42:29 ◼   ► would apply at the point of sale when you buy your iPhone.

01:42:33 ◼   ► Hey, why not also treat yourself to this $200 pair of Beats

01:42:37 ◼   ► because you're gonna need to do headphones with this phone.

01:42:39 ◼   ► So that would help their attachment sale rate

01:42:41 ◼   ► with sale of new iPhones.

01:42:42 ◼   ► It's like Apple would tend to make quite a lot

01:42:45 ◼   ► of additional money by doing this.

01:42:47 ◼   ► I hope that's not the reason.

01:42:48 ◼   ► That probably isn't the reason, but I bet that's a reason.

01:42:52 ◼   ► - What if they do ship a pair of white in-ear just pods

01:42:59 ◼   ► with the phone, you just get them with the phone.

01:43:01 ◼   ► Wireless Bluetooth things that come with the phone.

01:43:04 ◼   ► But then they also have a whole lineup

01:43:08 ◼   ► of new Beats stuff ready to go.

01:43:10 ◼   ► Like the upsell is for Beats.

01:43:12 ◼   ► - That's possible, but I think it's very unlikely.

01:43:14 ◼   ► I think it's way more likely what we said earlier

01:43:16 ◼   ► that what you get in the box is either nothing,

01:43:19 ◼   ► like maybe they will just decide, you know what,

01:43:21 ◼   ► we don't need to ship headphones in the box anymore,

01:43:22 ◼   ► you can buy any of the things.

01:43:24 ◼   ► We're doing you a favor, we're offering you the choice.

01:43:26 ◼   ► So maybe that's the angle.

01:43:27 ◼   ► Or more likely, they ship wired lightning headphones

01:43:31 ◼   ► in the box, and it's just a wired lightning version

01:43:33 ◼   ► of the ones they ship now.

01:43:34 ◼   ► That's way more likely, I think.

01:43:36 ◼   ► And it's possible that the way that,

01:43:40 ◼   ► what's that Japanese rumor site?

01:43:42 ◼   ► Like, Okator, I don't know, I don't know how to pronounce

01:43:46 ◼   ► Japanese words, I will just embarrass myself, unfortunately.

01:43:48 ◼   ► But they reported months ago when we first started

01:43:51 ◼   ► talking about this that the next iPhone would have

01:43:53 ◼   ► a special, some extra pins on the lightning port

01:43:57 ◼   ► and special secretary inside of it,

01:43:58 ◼   ► would actually send analog audio out over the port

01:44:01 ◼   ► to be able to power passive devices

01:44:03 ◼   ► that don't have a built-in DAC and AMP,

01:44:06 ◼   ► and that would be how the next cheap Apple earbuds

01:44:09 ◼   ► would receive the audio.

01:44:10 ◼   ► So it's physically over the Lightning port,

01:44:12 ◼   ► but they're receiving analog audio.

01:44:14 ◼   ► That seems very plausible to me.

01:44:16 ◼   ► I said it even back then,

01:44:17 ◼   ► that sounds extremely likely to be

01:44:19 ◼   ► how they solve this problem for their own earbuds.

01:44:22 ◼   ► And if they wanted to offer a dongle,

01:44:24 ◼   ► they could do one very cheaply

01:44:26 ◼   ► and it could be a very simple device

01:44:28 ◼   ► if they have that kind of setup.

01:44:29 ◼   ► - Yes, that sounds possible.

01:44:31 ◼   ► And that's one of the reasons I've seen people toss out,

01:44:33 ◼   ► hey, maybe they'll switch the iPhone to USB-C

01:44:35 ◼   ► because I think part of the official USB-C

01:44:38 ◼   ► SPAC is analog audio pass through on one of the pins

01:44:43 ◼   ► or something like that, I could be wrong.

01:44:46 ◼   ► - Probably. - And Lightning

01:44:47 ◼   ► doesn't have that.

01:44:48 ◼   ► But the difference is that Apple can change Lightning

01:44:50 ◼   ► whenever it wants to.

01:44:51 ◼   ► - Exactly. - It doesn't have to.

01:44:53 ◼   ► - And they can so easily say like,

01:44:55 ◼   ► well, you know, we didn't need this part

01:44:57 ◼   ► of the Lightning port on any previous phone

01:44:58 ◼   ► because they all had headphone jacks.

01:44:59 ◼   ► Now this one, we've helped everyone out.

01:45:02 ◼   ► So I think to me, I guess my final for now comment

01:45:05 ◼   ► on the headphone jack thing is like,

01:45:08 ◼   ► is there any reason I can come up with

01:45:11 ◼   ► why this would be a positive thing for customers?

01:45:13 ◼   ► It's obviously good for Apple.

01:45:14 ◼   ► Why is it good for customers?

01:45:16 ◼   ► And I can come up with one reason.

01:45:17 ◼   ► And that would be if they replace the space

01:45:21 ◼   ► used by the headphone jack with another speaker.

01:45:24 ◼   ► and if by doing this they can dramatically improve

01:45:28 ◼   ► the quality of the built-in speaker output of the iPhone.

01:45:31 ◼   ► Because as I learn more about how people use iPhones,

01:45:36 ◼   ► so I do my own analytics in Overcast

01:45:39 ◼   ► of what is the current output device type?

01:45:42 ◼   ► And the audio API is pretty coarse-grained on that,

01:45:46 ◼   ► but it can tell you whether it's internal speaker

01:45:48 ◼   ► or wired headphones or Bluetooth or AirPlay.

01:45:50 ◼   ► And that helps me to figure out,

01:45:52 ◼   ► hey, what kind of features do I work on next?

01:45:54 ◼   ► That's one of the reasons why I did the speaker optimized voice boost in a recent version

01:45:58 ◼   ► because I learned that tons of people use the iPhone built-in speaker and I always have

01:46:05 ◼   ► but I thought I was just like a weird freak who worked at home.

01:46:08 ◼   ► I didn't know anyone else did but it turns out tons of people use the iPhone speaker

01:46:12 ◼   ► all the time even though it slaughters your battery but it doesn't matter.

01:46:16 ◼   ► Everyone does it anyway and a lot of people do it like in cars.

01:46:19 ◼   ► They play music from their phone in their car that they don't have a better connection

01:46:22 ◼   ► to.

01:46:23 ◼   ► we'll do it around the house.

01:46:24 ◼   ► I mean, it's so common.

01:46:27 ◼   ► So, and that's one of the reasons why I ended up buying

01:46:30 ◼   ► the new Baby Pro, the new 9.7 inch iPad, because--

01:46:33 ◼   ► - It sounds so much better.

01:46:34 ◼   ► - Oh my god, it's night and day.

01:46:36 ◼   ► I mean-- - It's unbelievable.

01:46:37 ◼   ► - And like, I use it as a kitchen speaker most of the time,

01:46:39 ◼   ► plus like a couch iPad, and oh my god,

01:46:41 ◼   ► it's massively different.

01:46:42 ◼   ► So what if they were able to do a large improvement

01:46:46 ◼   ► to the internal speaker of the iPhone

01:46:48 ◼   ► by replacing the headphone jack with a second speaker?

01:46:51 ◼   ► - I like your thinking.

01:46:53 ◼   ► That sounds compelling to me.

01:46:55 ◼   ► - The only, my only hesitation on that

01:46:58 ◼   ► is that the reason they're able to do it with the iPad

01:47:00 ◼   ► is when you look at how you're allocating space

01:47:04 ◼   ► inside of a computer device these days,

01:47:06 ◼   ► these mobile, modern, ultra-thin, awesome devices,

01:47:09 ◼   ► you like to think, oh, well, figure out

01:47:12 ◼   ► what components you need and then fill

01:47:13 ◼   ► the rest of the space with battery.

01:47:15 ◼   ► The problem is batteries are really heavy.

01:47:17 ◼   ► So my theory is that, you know, we talk about Apple

01:47:21 ◼   ► pushing everything to be super thin and everything,

01:47:23 ◼   ► and in some ways that goes too far,

01:47:24 ◼   ► like the MacBook One keyboard.

01:47:26 ◼   ► But I think what they really are doing

01:47:28 ◼   ► is they're trying to target a weight goal.

01:47:31 ◼   ► And the weight goal is limited by how much battery

01:47:34 ◼   ► you're willing to carry, like how much battery

01:47:37 ◼   ► are you willing to devote weight to.

01:47:39 ◼   ► And then you can just kind of shrink the enclosure

01:47:41 ◼   ► around that and be like, what's the smallest enclosure

01:47:43 ◼   ► we can make that fits only this amount of battery

01:47:46 ◼   ► and nothing else, you know?

01:47:48 ◼   ► And with the iPad, they've kind of reached this point

01:47:51 ◼   ► where, well, the enclosure is this thin, flat thing,

01:47:54 ◼   ► and they basically can't make it a lot thinner

01:47:58 ◼   ► and keeping the same amount of battery

01:48:01 ◼   ► and still have it be a flat back.

01:48:03 ◼   ► Like they'd have to like kind of make it like a bulge

01:48:04 ◼   ► where the battery sticks out,

01:48:05 ◼   ► kind of like their battery case for the phone,

01:48:07 ◼   ► or you know, something like that.

01:48:08 ◼   ► That would look dumb.

01:48:09 ◼   ► So basically with the iPad,

01:48:11 ◼   ► because of this like battery weight trade off,

01:48:14 ◼   ► they end up having a lot of extra space in the case.

01:48:17 ◼   ► So they spent that extra space on big speaker cavities

01:48:20 ◼   ► to like tunnel the sound and make it sound better

01:48:23 ◼   ► and everything.

01:48:24 ◼   ► On the phone, they don't have that kind of volume to spare.

01:48:28 ◼   ► So they might get some of it with the headphone jack

01:48:30 ◼   ► removal and that might be enough to just basically

01:48:33 ◼   ► like double the speaker we have now, which would help,

01:48:35 ◼   ► that would be nice.

01:48:36 ◼   ► But in order to make a really big improvement,

01:48:39 ◼   ► I feel like they would have to do like one of those

01:48:41 ◼   ► four speaker arrangements like they have on the iPad

01:48:43 ◼   ► or like have any phones on that?

01:48:44 ◼   ► Probably some Android phones on that.

01:48:46 ◼   ► Like to have like a speaker on every corner basically

01:48:48 ◼   ► instead of just the bottom half.

01:48:49 ◼   ► - I don't think they would have to do that.

01:48:51 ◼   ► 'Cause I think everybody holds the phone.

01:48:53 ◼   ► Although I guess when you watch video,

01:48:55 ◼   ► it's always, it is a little weird

01:48:56 ◼   ► that the sound's only coming out of one side.

01:48:58 ◼   ► - I mean if they did that it would be great.

01:49:00 ◼   ► But I just don't think they have enough space.

01:49:02 ◼   ► I don't think they have enough free volume

01:49:04 ◼   ► inside the phone to do that.

01:49:06 ◼   ► - It also raises the question of the idea of the notion of

01:49:09 ◼   ► hey let's make the speakers bottom,

01:49:11 ◼   ► let's use the space on the bottom for the speakers,

01:49:13 ◼   ► do it on both sides, you could have stereo.

01:49:15 ◼   ► Well then why not put the headphone back at the top

01:49:18 ◼   ► where it used to be for years?

01:49:20 ◼   ► - Right.

01:49:21 ◼   ► Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

01:49:24 ◼   ► My most plausible, most optimistic version of this,

01:49:28 ◼   ► well, first of all, my most optimistic version

01:49:29 ◼   ► is that the headphone jack doesn't go away.

01:49:31 ◼   ► But if it's gonna go away,

01:49:32 ◼   ► my most optimistic version of this that is plausible

01:49:36 ◼   ► is that they're just gonna put a second speaker there

01:49:38 ◼   ► that's roughly as good as the one we have now

01:49:39 ◼   ► or maybe a little bit better,

01:49:41 ◼   ► And that will still be a big improvement to the speaker,

01:49:43 ◼   ► but not as big of an improvement as we have on the iPad.

01:49:46 ◼   ► - I enjoy that there's 300,000 people

01:49:48 ◼   ► who've signed a petition not to do this.

01:49:51 ◼   ► - Really?

01:49:52 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:49:53 ◼   ► - That's amazing.

01:49:54 ◼   ► That'll help.

01:49:55 ◼   ► - Well, it's already done.

01:49:57 ◼   ► If it's true--

01:49:57 ◼   ► - I know, that's the thing, it's too late.

01:49:59 ◼   ► - It's already done.

01:50:00 ◼   ► It's getting to the point where I think it's too late

01:50:01 ◼   ► to change next year's iPhone, let alone this year's.

01:50:03 ◼   ► Like, that's the thing.

01:50:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, it might be.

01:50:05 ◼   ► - People do not understand, like,

01:50:07 ◼   ► this is how Apple ships 70 million iPhones

01:50:10 ◼   ► in the first quarter, it's because the production ramp up

01:50:13 ◼   ► is months in advance.

01:50:14 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, they're probably already

01:50:15 ◼   ► being manufactured right now.

01:50:18 ◼   ► - It is. - This year's model.

01:50:19 ◼   ► - All this speculation, it is still,

01:50:20 ◼   ► I'm damn curious to hear them tell me why.

01:50:24 ◼   ► I can't wait.

01:50:25 ◼   ► But I do know that, and again, they could make mistakes,

01:50:28 ◼   ► Apple does make big mistakes sometimes,

01:50:30 ◼   ► and this could be one, but in general,

01:50:32 ◼   ► the company has a very strong,

01:50:39 ◼   ► I don't know what you would call it, like a rule,

01:50:41 ◼   ► but just a policy, it's just the way they work,

01:50:43 ◼   ► is they don't make changes for changes' sake.

01:50:45 ◼   ► They only make changes if the change is for the better.

01:50:48 ◼   ► Now the question is, better for whom?

01:50:50 ◼   ► I mean, and sometimes changes are what's better for Apple.

01:50:54 ◼   ► - I would maybe argue the ForceTux trackpad

01:50:57 ◼   ► on all the computers that aren't the MacBook One,

01:50:59 ◼   ► where the thinness isn't necessary is,

01:51:01 ◼   ► maybe on the wrong side of that, but that's just me.

01:51:03 ◼   ► - Can I just tell you, we disagree on that,

01:51:04 ◼   ► because I have my regular 13 inch MacBook Pro

01:51:09 ◼   ► has the old physically clicky one.

01:51:13 ◼   ► I love the Force Touch one.

01:51:15 ◼   ► I like it so much that I would almost,

01:51:17 ◼   ► it would be such a waste of money,

01:51:19 ◼   ► but I almost wanna get a new MacBook Pro

01:51:21 ◼   ► just to get the Force Touch Pro.

01:51:23 ◼   ► I like it that much better.

01:51:24 ◼   ► I really do. - Well, I will say though

01:51:25 ◼   ► that the one on the 13 inch MacBook Pro,

01:51:28 ◼   ► which would be I guess the one you'd probably be getting.

01:51:31 ◼   ► - Without question, that's the one I would be getting.

01:51:32 ◼   ► Yeah, that one is the best one that I've felt.

01:51:36 ◼   ► Like, a lot of people don't realize

01:51:38 ◼   ► that every Force Talks trackpad feels a little bit different

01:51:40 ◼   ► because they're all like different sizes,

01:51:42 ◼   ► slightly different components, I think.

01:51:43 ◼   ► The one in the MacBook One is the worst.

01:51:45 ◼   ► It is, I mean, just like everything else

01:51:47 ◼   ► but the MacBook One, it's like, you know,

01:51:49 ◼   ► horrible for input, but really great for portability.

01:51:51 ◼   ► Right, so it's fine.

01:51:53 ◼   ► The desktop one, which I actually have one,

01:51:56 ◼   ► I use it as my left hand pointing thing

01:51:57 ◼   ► for like when I'm scrubbing through logic projects

01:51:59 ◼   ► when editing podcasts.

01:52:01 ◼   ► The desktop one is decent.

01:52:03 ◼   ► The 15 inch one is decent.

01:52:05 ◼   ► The 13 inch MacBook Pro one is actually pretty good.

01:52:07 ◼   ► None of them I would call great,

01:52:10 ◼   ► but the 13 inch MacBook Pro I would say feels the best.

01:52:13 ◼   ► But honestly, I dislike the Force Touch so much

01:52:18 ◼   ► that I'm just converting myself to be a tap to click person,

01:52:20 ◼   ► which I hate, but I hate it less.

01:52:22 ◼   ► - Anything else on the headphone port?

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01:55:16 ◼   ► What else is on our agenda before we sign off?

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01:55:20 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, there were only four or five more topics

01:55:22 ◼   ► that you had that were giant, like the entire conference

01:55:24 ◼   ► or whole platforms like iOS and watchOS and tvOS.

01:55:28 ◼   ► - You know what, the watchOS thing is so fascinating to me

01:55:32 ◼   ► because I just linked to a thing today where David Sparks,

01:55:35 ◼   ► So the hiccup with upgrading to watchOS 3,

01:55:39 ◼   ► if I could just upgrade my watch to watchOS 3,

01:55:41 ◼   ► I would do it in a heartbeat.

01:55:42 ◼   ► Because I don't really,

01:55:45 ◼   ► I have so many issues with watchOS 2

01:55:47 ◼   ► that watchOS 3 exactly tackles.

01:55:50 ◼   ► I would, betas and all,

01:55:52 ◼   ► and if my watch gets stuck, it gets stuck or whatever.

01:55:56 ◼   ► That's fine, I could totally live with that.

01:55:57 ◼   ► But the problem is you can't upgrade to watchOS 3

01:56:00 ◼   ► unless the paired iPhone you have it with

01:56:01 ◼   ► is upgraded to iOS 10.

01:56:03 ◼   ► And I understand why that is.

01:56:04 ◼   ► It makes a lot of sense, but I am definitely not ready

01:56:07 ◼   ► to upgrade my daily iPhone to iOS 10,

01:56:09 ◼   ► and probably won't be until later in the summer.

01:56:12 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, like typically, like I think

01:56:13 ◼   ► for regular people, the best advice is

01:56:17 ◼   ► just don't use the betas, but if you insist

01:56:19 ◼   ► on using the betas, you know, wait until at least

01:56:22 ◼   ► like public beta two or so, and for like people

01:56:25 ◼   ► who wanna write about it and talk about it,

01:56:27 ◼   ► or developers, I think a good rule of thumb

01:56:30 ◼   ► is roughly beta three of the developer side,

01:56:33 ◼   ► which roughly correlates to beta one of the public side usually.

01:56:35 ◼   ► Right, and summer just is like the worst time of year for me to like take risks with my phone

01:56:40 ◼   ► because we're traveling, we're going on vacations and just going away for weekends to see family

01:56:46 ◼   ► and stuff, we just are out more and so I rely on my phone more in the summer than any other time.

01:56:51 ◼   ► Like if it was like time shifted by six months and we got like the betas in September,

01:56:56 ◼   ► I'd probably put it on my phone. Still wouldn't put the first one on, but I definitely would

01:57:01 ◼   ► wait and listen to what everybody says about developer beta 2 and probably go from there.

01:57:05 ◼   ► But I can't do it in the summer. But anyway, David Sparks bravely did. And really just had nothing,

01:57:13 ◼   ► you know, it's true. I mean, effectively, what Apple said in the keynote, because I

01:57:18 ◼   ► was really skeptical, honestly, watching the keynote.

01:57:21 ◼   ► **Matt Stauffer:** Oh, I think we all were.

01:57:22 ◼   ► **Ezra Klein:** I mean, like super skeptical to the point where I was sitting with Ben Thompson,

01:57:27 ◼   ► and I was like

01:57:28 ◼   ► If he's full of shit, this is gonna be so much worse like

01:57:31 ◼   ► but you know

01:57:33 ◼   ► I got to play with them in hands-on and they were is

01:57:35 ◼   ► Every bit as fast as promised and now that people brave people in the real world are trying it there

01:57:40 ◼   ► They can vouch that what Apple said is true that it has enough RAM to keep you know

01:57:46 ◼   ► Half a dozen apps suspended in memory, which makes them

01:57:49 ◼   ► Instant, you know when you switch back to them they they're right there instantly and the background updates

01:57:55 ◼   ► this is why it requires iOS 10 on your paired iPhone.

01:57:58 ◼   ► The background updates really do update in the background.

01:58:02 ◼   ► - Yeah, and there's a lot of things that you still can't do

01:58:05 ◼   ► in real time, or there's still a lot of limits

01:58:09 ◼   ► to conserve power and stuff, but it's substantially

01:58:13 ◼   ► different and way better than how it was before.

01:58:16 ◼   ► And by the way, to help people not feel too bad

01:58:20 ◼   ► they can't run this yet, or they shouldn't run this yet

01:58:22 ◼   ► on their main phone and watch, keep in mind

01:58:24 ◼   ► that a lot of these benefits, you're not really gonna see

01:58:27 ◼   ► as a user until the apps can be updated for it,

01:58:29 ◼   ► which can't happen until the release.

01:58:31 ◼   ► - Yeah.

01:58:32 ◼   ► - So like, you know, you could have like your dock

01:58:33 ◼   ► full of like Apple's apps, but you're not gonna have

01:58:36 ◼   ► any of those benefits for third party apps

01:58:37 ◼   ► unless you're like on their beta maybe,

01:58:39 ◼   ► but I don't even know if we can send out

01:58:41 ◼   ► test flight builds for iOS 10 yet, I don't even know.

01:58:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't know either.

01:58:44 ◼   ► - But it's gonna be a while if we can,

01:58:46 ◼   ► like it's gonna be probably later in the summer

01:58:47 ◼   ► if that when that happens, and then you know,

01:58:49 ◼   ► any app you're not in the beta for,

01:58:50 ◼   ► you literally can't use the watchOS 3,

01:58:53 ◼   ► enhancements to that app until like October or whenever,

01:58:56 ◼   ► you know, whenever it's released.

01:58:57 ◼   ► - It's, at a zoom out and at a high level,

01:59:00 ◼   ► it's interesting to me in a couple of ways.

01:59:01 ◼   ► And one is that, especially with iOS,

01:59:04 ◼   ► and watchOS is a variant of iOS, so I think it qualifies.

01:59:07 ◼   ► Apple has, for years, had the knock against it

01:59:11 ◼   ► that older devices upgraded to the new OS

01:59:15 ◼   ► instantly gets lower, to the point where, you know,

01:59:17 ◼   ► there was the Catherine Ramble article

01:59:20 ◼   ► in the New York Times of all places

01:59:21 ◼   ► that was accusing them of doing it deliberately to spur upgrade sales. I mean, that's something

01:59:26 ◼   ► people believe. And there is...

01:59:27 ◼   ► Your times really come downhill recently, huh?

01:59:29 ◼   ► For some, for some people, you know, there are, you know, and some of that is actually true. I

01:59:33 ◼   ► don't think it was ever deliberate. I really don't. It's antithetical to Apple. And most of the people

01:59:38 ◼   ► I know at Apple who are engineers, if they were told to do something like that, they would quit.

01:59:42 ◼   ► They would actually quit their jobs rather than purposefully make an upgrade run slower on a

01:59:47 ◼   ► a certain device. The problem is more that they didn't spend enough time

01:59:51 ◼   ► optimizing it because everybody was working on the new version of iOS, was

01:59:55 ◼   ► using the latest and greatest hardware. And then like at the end it's like, well

01:59:58 ◼   ► quick try to make this run fast on an iPad mini too. And it's like... Turn off some

02:00:05 ◼   ► stuff, it'll be fine. Yeah, I don't know, dial down the animation. Well, it's time to ship. Here it is.

02:00:11 ◼   ► I don't think it was purposeful, I really don't, but it was true that there have

02:00:15 ◼   ► been versions of iOS that come out for older devices and it does make them slow.

02:00:19 ◼   ► And it's so funny that with this one it is going to make your year-old watch

02:00:25 ◼   ► faster. And way faster. Right. Like noticeably faster. Like I did I haven't

02:00:33 ◼   ► spent a day using it because I don't have you know yeah but in the hands-on

02:00:37 ◼   ► area for the press that I got to play with it you know it really feels like a

02:00:42 ◼   ► at new hardware.

02:00:44 ◼   ► It's really kind of hard to believe

02:00:45 ◼   ► that this is the same hardware as the old one.

02:00:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, I got to, at WBC, I got to play with it

02:00:52 ◼   ► with underscore David Smith's watch,

02:00:53 ◼   ► a friend of the show, my friend underscore David Smith.

02:00:55 ◼   ► And, 'cause he's a big watchOS developer.

02:00:59 ◼   ► He has a bunch of watch apps, and so he had, of course,

02:01:02 ◼   ► because he's incredibly productive

02:01:04 ◼   ► and embarrasses all of us, he had already built

02:01:07 ◼   ► like two of his apps for the watch,

02:01:08 ◼   ► and like already had the complications installed,

02:01:10 ◼   ► and had him like, so he was showing me,

02:01:12 ◼   ► This was on Tuesday or Wednesday of WDC,

02:01:15 ◼   ► an amazing time.

02:01:16 ◼   ► - It blows me away.

02:01:18 ◼   ► - Yeah, and I got to play with it.

02:01:21 ◼   ► He was showing me on his, of course he had two watches.

02:01:23 ◼   ► He had a second one to run the beta on

02:01:24 ◼   ► because he's amazing.

02:01:26 ◼   ► And it really is real.

02:01:31 ◼   ► It wasn't just PR, it wasn't just a presentation.

02:01:34 ◼   ► The gains are real.

02:01:36 ◼   ► I too was just as skeptical.

02:01:39 ◼   ► I was like, oh come on, there's no way

02:01:41 ◼   ► it's gonna be that fast in reality.

02:01:42 ◼   ► And it really is that fast in reality.

02:01:43 ◼   ► It's not perfect, some of the animations still

02:01:46 ◼   ► skip a little bit here and there.

02:01:48 ◼   ► It's still very slow hardware,

02:01:50 ◼   ► but it just seems like it was being used very poorly

02:01:54 ◼   ► in watchOS 1 and 2.

02:01:56 ◼   ► The hardware that's there, it's not as bad as it seemed.

02:01:59 ◼   ► It's still very slow and very rudimentary hardware,

02:02:02 ◼   ► but the software was seemingly making

02:02:05 ◼   ► a lot of bad life choices before,

02:02:07 ◼   ► and now they've really had a lot of time.

02:02:09 ◼   ► And I mean, you know, I've been kind of cool on the watch

02:02:13 ◼   ► in recent months and I don't really wear it anymore.

02:02:17 ◼   ► But this, like, this is a huge update.

02:02:20 ◼   ► This is a way bigger update and I'm way more impressed

02:02:24 ◼   ► by it than I thought I would be with, you know,

02:02:26 ◼   ► whatever watchOS 3 turned out to be this summer.

02:02:28 ◼   ► I was not expecting this big of an update

02:02:30 ◼   ► and this big of a change.

02:02:31 ◼   ► And, you know, for them to reconsider and rethink

02:02:35 ◼   ► some of the design of the watch software environment.

02:02:38 ◼   ► and to get rid of the stupid friend circle,

02:02:39 ◼   ► or at least move it somewhere else,

02:02:40 ◼   ► and to get rid of glances,

02:02:42 ◼   ► and to unify apps with glances,

02:02:44 ◼   ► and to make, you know, all that stuff,

02:02:46 ◼   ► you know, I've been thinking for a while,

02:02:47 ◼   ► like, some of these things would be nice to do,

02:02:50 ◼   ► but they're not gonna do it,

02:02:51 ◼   ► because they already built this whole thing,

02:02:52 ◼   ► and it's too late.

02:02:53 ◼   ► And it turns out, it wasn't too late,

02:02:55 ◼   ► and they changed their mind,

02:02:56 ◼   ► 'cause they saw how things were actually used,

02:02:58 ◼   ► and they saw ways to make it better,

02:02:59 ◼   ► and that's great.

02:03:01 ◼   ► And as a developer of, you know,

02:03:03 ◼   ► like I'm gonna make Overcast for the watch,

02:03:05 ◼   ► you know, at some point soon,

02:03:06 ◼   ► I don't know if I'll make it in time for day one,

02:03:08 ◼   ► but I'm gonna try.

02:03:09 ◼   ► 'Cause my old watch app, based on WatchKit 1,

02:03:13 ◼   ► it was just terrible.

02:03:14 ◼   ► It was just too slow, too unreliable.

02:03:16 ◼   ► And I didn't upgrade it to watchOS 2

02:03:18 ◼   ► because it was gonna be a ton of work.

02:03:20 ◼   ► 'Cause watchOS 2 was not too different for users,

02:03:23 ◼   ► but it was very different for developers.

02:03:25 ◼   ► So it was gonna be a ton of work to do,

02:03:28 ◼   ► and the gains just were not really there.

02:03:30 ◼   ► So I decided not to do it,

02:03:32 ◼   ► and to just wait and see what OS 3 brought.

02:03:34 ◼   ► And I'm sure that I did because--

02:03:36 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:03:36 ◼   ► - OS 3 is a major, major upgrade for users and developers,

02:03:40 ◼   ► and now it's possible to actually make decent apps.

02:03:43 ◼   ► Like before, even the best app you could make

02:03:45 ◼   ► for watchOS 1 and 2, it was pretty mediocre to actually use.

02:03:49 ◼   ► Now it's actually possible to make good, compelling apps

02:03:53 ◼   ► for the watch, and it's still not easy,

02:03:54 ◼   ► and there's still plenty of limitations,

02:03:56 ◼   ► but it's at least possible,

02:03:58 ◼   ► and there's good stuff to be done there.

02:04:00 ◼   ► - I can't think of anything else to compare it to,

02:04:02 ◼   ► except maybe when Mac OS X first came out,

02:04:04 ◼   ► I know this predates you as a Mac user,

02:04:06 ◼   ► but Mac OS 10.0 was so dreadfully slow.

02:04:11 ◼   ► It was everything.

02:04:13 ◼   ► I mean, just clicking on a menu

02:04:15 ◼   ► and having the menu drop down was slow

02:04:17 ◼   ► because it just, what Aqua was doing,

02:04:21 ◼   ► what the user interface was doing

02:04:22 ◼   ► was so far ahead of the hardware that it was just slow.

02:04:27 ◼   ► And it was, what made that so painful was one thing

02:04:32 ◼   ► that was not a problem with the classic Mac OS was,

02:04:35 ◼   ► for lack of a better word, snappiness.

02:04:38 ◼   ► The UI, there were lots of technical problems

02:04:40 ◼   ► with the old Mac OS, but it was very snappy,

02:04:43 ◼   ► because, and part of that was simply because

02:04:45 ◼   ► it was so far behind the hardware,

02:04:47 ◼   ► because it was this OS, the problems with the OS

02:04:50 ◼   ► was that it had low-level parts that dated to the '80s,

02:04:54 ◼   ► and here we are running it on 2000, 2001

02:04:58 ◼   ► Power Mac G3 hardware.

02:05:00 ◼   ► the hardware was way more powerful than what the software was originally designed for,

02:05:05 ◼   ► and it made it real fast.

02:05:06 ◼   ► And so, you know, most of us at the time were either dual-booting between the two for different

02:05:10 ◼   ► tasks or we had, like, I used to run Mac OS 9 on my desktop and I'd have Mac OS 10 on

02:05:17 ◼   ► my PowerBook.

02:05:19 ◼   ► And it was so painful to switch.

02:05:21 ◼   ► And 10.1 came out, like, five months later, six months later, something like that, like,

02:05:27 ◼   ► way less than a year later, and was a pretty big improvement.

02:05:30 ◼   ► It was still slow, but it had obviously gotten a lot of low-hanging fruit out of the what's

02:05:34 ◼   ► making this feel so slow.

02:05:37 ◼   ► But it was nowhere near as dramatic as this watchOS 2 to 3.

02:05:41 ◼   ► It was a nice improvement, but it was really like a series of iterative improvements over

02:05:46 ◼   ► like four years.

02:05:47 ◼   ► As I recall, sometime around like 10.4 was when Mac OS X finally felt like, "Okay, this

02:05:53 ◼   ► is...

02:05:54 ◼   ► It may not be fast yet, but it's at least not slow."

02:05:57 ◼   ► I'm trying to figure out what is going on with watchOS 3.

02:06:00 ◼   ► How is this possible?

02:06:01 ◼   ► - Well, I mean, I think Federighi's explanation

02:06:03 ◼   ► last week on the talk show was great,

02:06:05 ◼   ► which is basically many of the things

02:06:09 ◼   ► that were making watchOS so slow before

02:06:12 ◼   ► were just extreme conservatism

02:06:15 ◼   ► about how things are kept in memory,

02:06:18 ◼   ► what apps can do, what they can't do,

02:06:21 ◼   ► what kind of background operations they can and can't do.

02:06:23 ◼   ► That's one of the reasons why,

02:06:24 ◼   ► basically with watchOS 1 and 2,

02:06:26 ◼   ► every time you launch an app,

02:06:27 ◼   ► it was basically launching from scratch.

02:06:29 ◼   ► And it was not really able to do much, if anything,

02:06:33 ◼   ► in the background in the meantime.

02:06:34 ◼   ► So you'd have to launch it,

02:06:35 ◼   ► then you'd have to wait for it to get new data

02:06:37 ◼   ► 'cause the data it had was out of date.

02:06:38 ◼   ► And it was just slow and it was a pain.

02:06:41 ◼   ► And then you'd go and you'd try to launch it again,

02:06:43 ◼   ► like a few minutes later,

02:06:44 ◼   ► after the watch turned off to save power,

02:06:46 ◼   ► you'd go to launch it again like a few minutes later

02:06:48 ◼   ► or a few seconds later,

02:06:49 ◼   ► and you'd be back to the clock face or the home screen.

02:06:51 ◼   ► You have to go back to the app again,

02:06:52 ◼   ► or double click on the button

02:06:54 ◼   ► to get the last used app or whatever.

02:06:56 ◼   ► And it was just, it was way too aggressive

02:06:59 ◼   ► about kicking apps out of memory

02:07:00 ◼   ► and about researching what they could do in the background.

02:07:03 ◼   ► And so, and Federighi explained it very well.

02:07:05 ◼   ► It's basically like, the explanation was basically like,

02:07:08 ◼   ► oh, we had extra RAM.

02:07:09 ◼   ► Like we overshot our budget on RAM and power

02:07:11 ◼   ► and it turns out, you know,

02:07:12 ◼   ► the way people use the watch is different

02:07:13 ◼   ► and it works better than we thought it would

02:07:15 ◼   ► for RAM and power.

02:07:17 ◼   ► So we spent some of it.

02:07:18 ◼   ► So, you know, the watch now, like with OS 3,

02:07:22 ◼   ► if you use any of these new features

02:07:24 ◼   ► of having these apps in the dock

02:07:25 ◼   ► and having them be updated more often,

02:07:27 ◼   ► or especially if you put them in complications,

02:07:28 ◼   ► then they can update a lot more often.

02:07:30 ◼   ► You are going to get less battery life,

02:07:32 ◼   ► but I think it can,

02:07:35 ◼   ► when I wear the watch every day,

02:07:37 ◼   ► most days I'd go to bed and the battery would be at 50%.

02:07:40 ◼   ► So I'd be willing to spare a little bit of battery life

02:07:43 ◼   ► to make the thing more useful to me.

02:07:45 ◼   ► - I think that's all true,

02:07:48 ◼   ► and again, I think Federighi's explanation was interesting,

02:07:51 ◼   ► and I think very honest.

02:07:52 ◼   ► I think that being stingy with RAM was probably very much true.

02:07:58 ◼   ► But strategically, here's my theory.

02:08:00 ◼   ► I think what we're seeing is that Apple released the watch too early and that this is what

02:08:08 ◼   ► they should have launched with.

02:08:09 ◼   ► And that the process that they went through of having what we know as watchOS 1 and then

02:08:17 ◼   ► and watchOS 2 was what they should have

02:08:20 ◼   ► and in the past usually went through internally

02:08:23 ◼   ► before they got to, okay, this is good enough.

02:08:26 ◼   ► That they were probably like a version of the iPhone

02:08:29 ◼   ► that was every bit as crappy as the user experience

02:08:33 ◼   ► of watchOS 1 and maybe not even crappiness,

02:08:37 ◼   ► but maybe like the confusing nature of the UI paradigm

02:08:40 ◼   ► and the convolutedness and like there's like,

02:08:44 ◼   ► there were like some yada, yada, yada parts of it

02:08:46 ◼   ► where there's no real spatial thing.

02:08:48 ◼   ► It's like, well, you drag, you know,

02:08:49 ◼   ► these glances are down there and you drag them up

02:08:51 ◼   ► and the apps are, you know, like behind the watch face,

02:08:54 ◼   ► you click this button and you get to the apps

02:08:56 ◼   ► and then they pop forward.

02:08:57 ◼   ► And the apps, the glances are sort of like an app,

02:08:59 ◼   ► except they're limited, but they're always there.

02:09:01 ◼   ► And it's like, well, why are they down?

02:09:03 ◼   ► What's, why is this other thing underneath?

02:09:05 ◼   ► I feel like everything probably goes through that.

02:09:08 ◼   ► And again, I always hate to bring out the,

02:09:13 ◼   ► you know, Steve Jobs card,

02:09:15 ◼   ► but that one of his gifts was,

02:09:18 ◼   ► of course he was great at motivating people

02:09:20 ◼   ► to work really hard and ship things ahead of their time,

02:09:22 ◼   ► but I also think that he had an uncanny ability

02:09:25 ◼   ► to keep saying not good enough, not good enough,

02:09:29 ◼   ► even if it meant shipping years after he wanted to ship.

02:09:33 ◼   ► - Yeah, and as we talked about earlier,

02:09:37 ◼   ► with Tim versus Phil and everybody else

02:09:39 ◼   ► for product direction,

02:09:40 ◼   ► Steve was the head of product direction.

02:09:44 ◼   ► He was the chief editor,

02:09:45 ◼   ► and I think he played large roles

02:09:48 ◼   ► in product choices and direction.

02:09:51 ◼   ► And you can't have somebody like that

02:09:55 ◼   ► just removed and gone forever and have things not change.

02:09:59 ◼   ► Things are going to change,

02:10:00 ◼   ► and not all of it's gonna be for the better.

02:10:02 ◼   ► A lot of it's gonna be better,

02:10:03 ◼   ► a lot of it's gonna be worse,

02:10:04 ◼   ► a lot of it's just gonna be different.

02:10:05 ◼   ► One of the things that changed is the role

02:10:07 ◼   ► of that product editing and the head of product direction

02:10:11 ◼   ► has now apparently, from what we can tell,

02:10:13 ◼   ► kind of split up between these people.

02:10:15 ◼   ► And the watch, from what I understand,

02:10:17 ◼   ► the watch was kind of like a satellite project,

02:10:20 ◼   ► and it seemed, there was a lot about the watch

02:10:22 ◼   ► that was kind of bizarre, like some of the weird,

02:10:25 ◼   ► creepy stretchy face emoji, and the whole Friends,

02:10:28 ◼   ► the ring of Friends, you're supposed to digitally touch,

02:10:30 ◼   ► I mean, the whole thing was weird.

02:10:32 ◼   ► And again, some of the spatial things

02:10:36 ◼   ► and why Watch Kit 1 was just so incredibly bad

02:10:39 ◼   ► and why they decided to ship that,

02:10:40 ◼   ► it does seem like that might have been partially because

02:10:44 ◼   ► of this kind of split product responsibility.

02:10:47 ◼   ► This was kind of relegated as a satellite project

02:10:50 ◼   ► or a skunkworks kind of thing.

02:10:52 ◼   ► Maybe not because it was considered low priority,

02:10:55 ◼   ► but just because it was something new

02:10:56 ◼   ► and everyone else was busy.

02:10:57 ◼   ► I don't know, I don't know the reason,

02:10:58 ◼   ► but it was clearly something

02:11:01 ◼   ► from a side project division of Apple.

02:11:03 ◼   ► It suffered in a number of ways because of that,

02:11:07 ◼   ► and it seems like they've maybe realized

02:11:10 ◼   ► this was not as good as we wanted it to be at first,

02:11:12 ◼   ► so let's fix it, let's put some more into it,

02:11:14 ◼   ► and let's actually fix it.

02:11:16 ◼   ► - I think that they would have gotten

02:11:17 ◼   ► to this point inevitably.

02:11:18 ◼   ► I just think that it's almost like we've gotten

02:11:20 ◼   ► an amazing behind-the-scenes look

02:11:21 ◼   ► at how Apple goes through designs and iterates.

02:11:26 ◼   ► And this makes so much more sense,

02:11:30 ◼   ► just a basic fundamental level,

02:11:31 ◼   ► and it works so much better.

02:11:33 ◼   ► You have to remember, too, that two years ago,

02:11:35 ◼   ► so two years ago at this point,

02:11:36 ◼   ► The watch hadn't been announced yet.

02:11:39 ◼   ► It was announced in September two years ago.

02:11:42 ◼   ► But it was rumored.

02:11:43 ◼   ► And at the time Apple was under inordinate scrutiny

02:11:47 ◼   ► for Apple can't innovate anymore

02:11:51 ◼   ► because Steve Jobs isn't there.

02:11:53 ◼   ► And they haven't had a new product since the iPod,

02:11:56 ◼   ► or iPad in 2010, and now it's been forever,

02:11:59 ◼   ► and they're overdue for a product.

02:12:01 ◼   ► So they were under tremendous scrutiny for,

02:12:05 ◼   ► hey, how about you release something new

02:12:06 ◼   ► and show us that you can still amaze us.

02:12:09 ◼   ► And I think part of that was pressure on Tim Cook, the CEO,

02:12:12 ◼   ► and I think part of that was definitely pressure on Johnny

02:12:14 ◼   ► Ive as, well, let's see what Johnny Ive can do now

02:12:17 ◼   ► that he doesn't have Steve Jobs.

02:12:18 ◼   ► And ultimately, we don't know who it is who got to say,

02:12:23 ◼   ► OK, let's ship the watch this year.

02:12:25 ◼   ► We'll announce it in September and ship it sometime later,

02:12:29 ◼   ► probably next year.

02:12:31 ◼   ► I don't know who made that decision that this is

02:12:33 ◼   ► good enough to ship, but I think in hindsight,

02:12:35 ◼   ► especially now that we've seen watchOS 3,

02:12:37 ◼   ► it was clearly too soon.

02:12:38 ◼   ► I think that the watch should have been announced this year.

02:12:41 ◼   ► And maybe I'm wrong because two more years of where's,

02:12:46 ◼   ► you know, how about a new product?

02:12:47 ◼   ► How about a new product?

02:12:48 ◼   ► How about a new product?

02:12:49 ◼   ► Maybe that would have been too much to bear.

02:12:51 ◼   ► But I just feel like this really feels to me

02:12:54 ◼   ► like what watch 1.0 should have been.

02:12:56 ◼   ► - Yeah, oh, and no question.

02:12:58 ◼   ► I mean, it's, it's still not perfect.

02:13:02 ◼   ► I mean, nothing ever is really.

02:13:03 ◼   ► But it is such an improvement,

02:13:06 ◼   ► and to have such an improvement after,

02:13:10 ◼   ► what is a relatively short time, really,

02:13:12 ◼   ► I mean, heck, the hardware is feeling pretty old

02:13:15 ◼   ► at this point, I wish they'd update that,

02:13:16 ◼   ► but to have the software go from where it was last year

02:13:20 ◼   ► to this in one year is very impressive.

02:13:23 ◼   ► But on the other side of that,

02:13:25 ◼   ► do you think they actually would have reached

02:13:27 ◼   ► this conclusion internally?

02:13:28 ◼   ► 'Cause one of the things they can't do really internally

02:13:30 ◼   ► is learn what people will do and what developers will do

02:13:35 ◼   ► with like, how many apps will you use?

02:13:37 ◼   ► What will apps want to do?

02:13:39 ◼   ► What apps will end up being compelling

02:13:40 ◼   ► and which apps won't?

02:13:42 ◼   ► They kind of can't do that very well

02:13:44 ◼   ► without just releasing it and seeing what the app market

02:13:46 ◼   ► and what the users actually do with it.

02:13:47 ◼   ► But there is a lot of stuff about like the initial release

02:13:50 ◼   ► of the watch that you look at and you're like,

02:13:53 ◼   ► did they test this much internally?

02:13:55 ◼   ► Like, did they really think this was gonna be good?

02:13:59 ◼   ► I don't know.

02:14:00 ◼   ► - Yeah, some of the stuff that is in watchOS 3

02:14:02 ◼   ► definitely wouldn't have been there

02:14:04 ◼   ► if they hadn't launched and observed

02:14:06 ◼   ► what people really use it for.

02:14:08 ◼   ► And a big one is fitness tracking,

02:14:10 ◼   ► that an awful lot of Apple Watch purchasers,

02:14:14 ◼   ► I think maybe they told me in a briefing

02:14:17 ◼   ► what the percentage is, but it's big.

02:14:19 ◼   ► I don't know if it's public or not,

02:14:20 ◼   ► but a big percentage that they have found

02:14:22 ◼   ► if people buy it primarily as a fitness tracking device,

02:14:25 ◼   ► that it is just a one-to-one competitor

02:14:28 ◼   ► with like a Fitbit or something like that.

02:14:30 ◼   ► And therefore, they really, really focused

02:14:33 ◼   ► on the fitness and activity tracking in watchOS 3.

02:14:38 ◼   ► I think that the new default watch face

02:14:40 ◼   ► is the one that shows the circles as the dial.

02:14:44 ◼   ► I think that's how big of a deal fitness tracking is,

02:14:46 ◼   ► that it's now the default watch face.

02:14:49 ◼   ► - It was, I mean, when I used it,

02:14:53 ◼   ► I was all about the fitness rings.

02:14:55 ◼   ► And if I cared less about watch face design,

02:14:59 ◼   ► I would gladly say that as my home screen.

02:15:02 ◼   ► Right now I'm just too much of a picky jerk

02:15:04 ◼   ► to wanna use that, but--

02:15:05 ◼   ► - So that's there too.

02:15:08 ◼   ► I mean, there is, in some ways, Apple is benefiting

02:15:10 ◼   ► from the release early and often.

02:15:13 ◼   ► And especially in the way,

02:15:15 ◼   ► I think the other thing we're seeing,

02:15:17 ◼   ► and I think it makes sense to me,

02:15:19 ◼   ► that software takes longer than hardware in some ways.

02:15:24 ◼   ► Oh yeah, easy.

02:15:25 ◼   ► Especially like to design, because it's too nebulous.

02:15:30 ◼   ► There's too many infinite possibilities.

02:15:34 ◼   ► It's the constraints of hardware.

02:15:36 ◼   ► Like, well, look, it has to look good.

02:15:39 ◼   ► Johnny's made this design.

02:15:40 ◼   ► It can't be any bigger than this.

02:15:42 ◼   ► It has to be this small so that there's like a model that people

02:15:45 ◼   ► with smaller wrists and like women and children

02:15:47 ◼   ► can wear without looking ridiculous.

02:15:50 ◼   ► And the most energy efficient screen we have

02:15:55 ◼   ► is gonna consume this much power

02:15:57 ◼   ► and take all these constraints

02:15:58 ◼   ► and figure out what the best thing is,

02:16:00 ◼   ► is almost, it makes it faster to come up with the design

02:16:03 ◼   ► than the infinite possibilities of software.

02:16:06 ◼   ► - Yeah, although to be fair, I mean,

02:16:08 ◼   ► I think as we're seeing the Apple Watch hardware

02:16:12 ◼   ► get somewhat long in the tooth now,

02:16:15 ◼   ► if you look around the smartwatch landscape,

02:16:17 ◼   ► when the Apple Watch first came out,

02:16:18 ◼   ► the smartwatch landscape looked pretty miserable.

02:16:20 ◼   ► There was almost nothing else of value.

02:16:23 ◼   ► There was, like, on the low end you had Pebble,

02:16:26 ◼   ► and Pebble watches are basically the modern day

02:16:29 ◼   ► geeks quartz watch.

02:16:30 ◼   ► So it's like, you know, it's not like that,

02:16:35 ◼   ► like, you know, high fashion, it's not particularly

02:16:38 ◼   ► glamorous or even graceful or even, you know,

02:16:42 ◼   ► necessarily even nice, but it served a very useful purpose

02:16:45 ◼   ► and it was like a great utility.

02:16:48 ◼   ► and it looked like it, but it was priced like it too,

02:16:50 ◼   ► and it was fine.

02:16:51 ◼   ► Then you had like--

02:16:52 ◼   ► - I still, I root for them.

02:16:53 ◼   ► I don't like Pebble.

02:16:54 ◼   ► I bought one and I did not like it,

02:16:56 ◼   ► but I still root for them as a company

02:16:57 ◼   ► because I really enjoy the fact

02:16:59 ◼   ► that they have a very different set of priorities

02:17:01 ◼   ► than anybody else.

02:17:02 ◼   ► They're definitely appealing to nerds.

02:17:04 ◼   ► They're definitely appealing to people

02:17:07 ◼   ► who wanna get notifications from apps and stuff,

02:17:08 ◼   ► but they value practicality above anything else

02:17:12 ◼   ► to a ridiculous degree,

02:17:14 ◼   ► and that's very different than Apple.

02:17:16 ◼   ► - And also, again,

02:17:17 ◼   ► I gotta give them credit, their pricing is really low

02:17:19 ◼   ► for what you're getting, it's a very good value.

02:17:21 ◼   ► And then, so we had that and then we had like

02:17:23 ◼   ► the initial batch of Android Wear watches

02:17:26 ◼   ► which were just horrible, like they were just the worst.

02:17:29 ◼   ► But that was now, what, almost two years ago.

02:17:33 ◼   ► They've moved on, Pebble has gotten better,

02:17:36 ◼   ► they're still not my style but I greatly respect

02:17:40 ◼   ► the progress they've made in that time.

02:17:41 ◼   ► And the Android Wear watches, like I'm now seeing

02:17:44 ◼   ► Android Wear watches in person, in the world, like around.

02:17:48 ◼   ► And occasionally, I'll be somewhere,

02:17:49 ◼   ► like I was getting my windshield replaced,

02:17:52 ◼   ► thanks Highway Rocks, and the service guy I was talking to

02:17:56 ◼   ► had an Android Wear, I'm like, what is that watch?

02:17:58 ◼   ► And I asked him about it, and it was,

02:18:00 ◼   ► I forget which one he said it was,

02:18:01 ◼   ► it was, is the LG Urbane a thing, is that a watch?

02:18:06 ◼   ► It might have been that one

02:18:07 ◼   ► that's sticking out my head for some reason.

02:18:08 ◼   ► But I've seen now a number of Android Wear smartwatches

02:18:12 ◼   ► in person that look decent.

02:18:15 ◼   ► They're all pretty big for me,

02:18:17 ◼   ► but they look decent.

02:18:19 ◼   ► And I think they might even look more modern

02:18:24 ◼   ► than the Apple Watch, possibly,

02:18:25 ◼   ► just because it's a fresher look.

02:18:28 ◼   ► Again, just like with the Mac Pro,

02:18:30 ◼   ► Apple set the bar for this is gonna be the future

02:18:34 ◼   ► and it's gonna be all this GPU power,

02:18:35 ◼   ► then they just didn't follow through.

02:18:37 ◼   ► With the Apple Watch, they set a big bar on fashion.

02:18:40 ◼   ► and to have this object that is supposed to be

02:18:43 ◼   ► like this fashionable accessory that you wear

02:18:47 ◼   ► and then to not update the hardware for a long time

02:18:51 ◼   ► is, I don't know, I worry about that with the Apple Watch,

02:18:54 ◼   ► but I think it'll be all right in the long term.

02:18:57 ◼   ► Anyway.

02:18:58 ◼   ► - I think we're seeing a pattern that repeated

02:18:59 ◼   ► that started with the original iPhone where,

02:19:02 ◼   ► so the iPhone 3G did come out a year

02:19:05 ◼   ► after the original iPhone, but it was barely an upgrade.

02:19:09 ◼   ► I mean, it was really just the 3G.

02:19:11 ◼   ► And I always forget, there's something else.

02:19:13 ◼   ► Maybe it was like GPS.

02:19:14 ◼   ► - It had a GPS, yeah.

02:19:15 ◼   ► - Yeah, so it wasn't just the 3G,

02:19:18 ◼   ► but the 3G is the one that affected me on a daily basis.

02:19:20 ◼   ► Like, I just remember thinking like,

02:19:22 ◼   ► "Wow, I really hate the way this phone feels

02:19:25 ◼   ► "compared to my old one, but oh my God,

02:19:26 ◼   ► "3G is so much better than Edge."

02:19:29 ◼   ► But otherwise, they really didn't get

02:19:31 ◼   ► like a performance upgrade until the 3GS two years later.

02:19:34 ◼   ► And so it's looking like the performance,

02:19:36 ◼   ► the serious performance upgrade for the watch

02:19:38 ◼   ► come two years after the announcement, a year and a half after it was released.

02:19:44 ◼   ► I think ultimately what the Apple Watch needed from the beginning, and we're seeing some

02:19:50 ◼   ► of that now with OS 3, and we'll see what happens on the hardware side, what it needed

02:19:54 ◼   ► from the beginning was just like focus and editing.

02:19:56 ◼   ► You know, like at the beginning it was like, "Oh, I can do all these different things,

02:19:59 ◼   ► and we have this crazy gold version."

02:20:01 ◼   ► You know, the number of like rough edges that got sanded off, you know, as the product found

02:20:05 ◼   ► its place in the market. I think though like I don't know I mean you know you

02:20:12 ◼   ► and I are both watch nerds also and I I'm not sure that the right formula for

02:20:19 ◼   ► something that's supposed to be a mass-market watch is to have everybody

02:20:24 ◼   ► wearing the same shape the same looking rectangle with different bands like

02:20:29 ◼   ► physically I think there needs to be more variety in the physical attributes

02:20:35 ◼   ► of the watch itself, for that to succeed in that way,

02:20:37 ◼   ► if they want to, and they might not have a chance.

02:20:41 ◼   ► Like, fashion and watch nerds might just move too quickly

02:20:44 ◼   ► or be too picky, or, you know,

02:20:46 ◼   ► it just might not work for them,

02:20:48 ◼   ► but if they're gonna go for that, like,

02:20:51 ◼   ► high-end or even mid-range fashionable angle for this,

02:20:55 ◼   ► it needs more variety in the actual watch body.

02:20:59 ◼   ► - I don't know about that. - And that requires

02:21:00 ◼   ► a different kind of software focus that they're not taking,

02:21:03 ◼   ► so I'm guessing they're not going in that direction,

02:21:04 ◼   ► - Yeah, there doesn't seem to be anything in watchOS 3

02:21:06 ◼   ► that would hint at a circular face, for example.

02:21:09 ◼   ► - Yeah, or even just like, you know, maybe have,

02:21:11 ◼   ► maybe have like a passive mode, or some,

02:21:14 ◼   ► or where you're always showing something on screen,

02:21:16 ◼   ► or maybe have, maybe have some that are, maybe not round,

02:21:19 ◼   ► but like, maybe have like a thin model

02:21:21 ◼   ► that maybe doesn't have the heart rate tracker on the back.

02:21:23 ◼   ► If for people who don't want that, but want, you know,

02:21:25 ◼   ► a dressier version or something, like,

02:21:28 ◼   ► just having more hardware variety,

02:21:29 ◼   ► 'cause like bands are nice, and they do make amazing bands.

02:21:33 ◼   ► Overall, Apple's watch bands are excellent.

02:21:35 ◼   ► And some of them, like the Link bracelet,

02:21:37 ◼   ► I think I've never seen anything better than that

02:21:39 ◼   ► in the rest of the watch world.

02:21:40 ◼   ► But, but like, there's still like,

02:21:44 ◼   ► you're still basically everyone's wearing the same watch.

02:21:47 ◼   ► And when it comes to fashion, the one thing,

02:21:49 ◼   ► I don't know a lot about fashion,

02:21:51 ◼   ► but the one thing I do know is that you don't wanna be

02:21:53 ◼   ► wearing literally the exact same thing

02:21:54 ◼   ► everybody else is wearing.

02:21:56 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:21:57 ◼   ► - You want some kind of variety there,

02:21:58 ◼   ► some kind of individuality,

02:22:00 ◼   ► and putting on a different band is not enough.

02:22:02 ◼   ► That helps, it's better than nothing, but it's not enough.

02:22:04 ◼   ► - While at WWDC, I had a very enjoyable afternoon

02:22:09 ◼   ► with CGP Grey, a good friend of yours.

02:22:14 ◼   ► - That guy's an enigma.

02:22:16 ◼   ► - It was, it was funny.

02:22:17 ◼   ► I was gonna bring up coffee, but we met,

02:22:20 ◼   ► we started with coffee, and we met at Blue Bottle,

02:22:23 ◼   ► and it was very, very funny,

02:22:25 ◼   ► 'cause I didn't know what he looked like.

02:22:27 ◼   ► It was like, "Oh, what about Blue Bottle?

02:22:29 ◼   ► "I'll meet you there, I need coffee."

02:22:30 ◼   ► And he's like, "I need coffee too."

02:22:31 ◼   ► So I got there and as right as I got to the line,

02:22:36 ◼   ► and the line was very long,

02:22:38 ◼   ► I mean like long even by blue bottle standards,

02:22:41 ◼   ► I got a DM from Gray that just said,

02:22:43 ◼   ► "No man should stand on the line this long."

02:22:45 ◼   ► And I turned around and there he was.

02:22:48 ◼   ► And it was exquisitely pulled in.

02:22:49 ◼   ► It was an amazing introduction 'cause he timed the text

02:22:53 ◼   ► and as soon as I turned around, there he was.

02:22:55 ◼   ► And I just said, "Yeah, this sucks, let's go to Pete's."

02:22:58 ◼   ► And he was like, "Fine."

02:22:59 ◼   ► And we just walked over to the,

02:23:01 ◼   ► I can't even tell you during WWDC how often that happens.

02:23:04 ◼   ► I like Blue Bottle, but I don't like Blue Bottle,

02:23:06 ◼   ► wait half an hour in line,

02:23:08 ◼   ► and then wait another 10 minutes for the drip.

02:23:11 ◼   ► - No, it is good coffee, but it's not that good.

02:23:13 ◼   ► It isn't good enough to wait on that line.

02:23:15 ◼   ► - So we got, you knew were there with me

02:23:17 ◼   ► the day of the keynote.

02:23:19 ◼   ► We went to Phil's, or Phil's E,

02:23:21 ◼   ► I don't know how you pronounce it.

02:23:21 ◼   ► - I think it's just Phil's.

02:23:22 ◼   ► I liked it, honestly.

02:23:23 ◼   ► I had a good cup of coffee there.

02:23:26 ◼   ► I would say that was the best cup of coffee

02:23:27 ◼   ► I had that week.

02:23:28 ◼   ► - Well, I also liked their system,

02:23:30 ◼   ► where you don't just order and then it goes in a queue.

02:23:33 ◼   ► It's like you wait for a barista to become available

02:23:36 ◼   ► and then you place your order and then they make your,

02:23:40 ◼   ► I always get drip coffee,

02:23:41 ◼   ► and then they make your drip coffee

02:23:43 ◼   ► and it takes like two or three minutes.

02:23:44 ◼   ► I got worried 'cause I skipped out of the keynote

02:23:47 ◼   ► about 20 minutes before it started

02:23:49 ◼   ► because they ran out of, they didn't have--

02:23:50 ◼   ► - It was like 10 minutes.

02:23:52 ◼   ► You were late, weren't you?

02:23:53 ◼   ► - No, I was there with plenty,

02:23:55 ◼   ► I was there with a couple minutes to spare.

02:23:56 ◼   ► So what happened is I got to the Bill Graham Center

02:23:59 ◼   ► at like 9.05 in the morning.

02:24:01 ◼   ► And I think they let people in before nine o'clock,

02:24:04 ◼   ► the press people at least.

02:24:05 ◼   ► And I got there at like 9.05, 9.10, I said hello,

02:24:08 ◼   ► I saw some people I knew and some Apple PR people

02:24:11 ◼   ► and said hello, hello, went over to the coffee

02:24:13 ◼   ► and it was all gone.

02:24:14 ◼   ► It was all gone at like 9.10.

02:24:17 ◼   ► And I was like, what the hell's going on?

02:24:19 ◼   ► And I went in and I found a seat and--

02:24:21 ◼   ► - I mean, granted, if that was the same coffee

02:24:24 ◼   ► they were serving outside on the line,

02:24:25 ◼   ► they were doing you a favor.

02:24:27 ◼   ► I guess, because it probably was the same coffee.

02:24:31 ◼   ► It just threw me off, because my normal way

02:24:34 ◼   ► is to go to Blue Bottle.

02:24:36 ◼   ► And then I go with my Blue Bottle,

02:24:38 ◼   ► and then go to Moscow-- when I used to be at Moscone--

02:24:40 ◼   ► and then go say hi to all my friends who

02:24:43 ◼   ► are waiting in line for the keynote while I've done it

02:24:46 ◼   ► to you.

02:24:47 ◼   ► Yes, every year.

02:24:49 ◼   ► You're waiting in line, and you've been up

02:24:51 ◼   ► since like 5 in the morning.

02:24:53 ◼   ► And I just woke up, and I have delicious coffee,

02:24:55 ◼   ► and I'm gonna use my magic press pass

02:24:57 ◼   ► to go right to the front of the line and get in.

02:24:59 ◼   ► - And get a front row seat.

02:25:00 ◼   ► - And I've always enjoyed that.

02:25:02 ◼   ► Well, I didn't know what to do this time.

02:25:03 ◼   ► I had to get a cab to get to the build,

02:25:06 ◼   ► I didn't have to get a cab,

02:25:07 ◼   ► but to get there as soon as I could, I wanted to get there.

02:25:10 ◼   ► So anyway, 20 of or so I told Ben, I was like,

02:25:12 ◼   ► "Screw this, I'm gonna go find coffee."

02:25:14 ◼   ► So I ran out of the building

02:25:15 ◼   ► and found the Phil Z about two blocks away.

02:25:18 ◼   ► And I didn't know anything about Phil Z

02:25:22 ◼   ► except I'd heard good things,

02:25:23 ◼   ► but I just wanted to drip coffee.

02:25:24 ◼   ► And Ben wanted one too.

02:25:26 ◼   ► So Ben didn't have the guts to go.

02:25:27 ◼   ► He just said, "Get me one."

02:25:29 ◼   ► And I saw that they were gonna make it pour over

02:25:32 ◼   ► and that they didn't have pre-made coffee

02:25:34 ◼   ► that they could just pour into a cup for me.

02:25:36 ◼   ► And I thought, oh, this, at Blue Bottle,

02:25:39 ◼   ► this would take too long.

02:25:40 ◼   ► I'd missed the opening of the keynote.

02:25:41 ◼   ► I said, "How long is this gonna take?"

02:25:42 ◼   ► And she goes, "Oh, just two or three minutes."

02:25:44 ◼   ► And two minutes later, I had my two coffees

02:25:46 ◼   ► and I was out the door.

02:25:48 ◼   ► Excellent.

02:25:51 ◼   ► I was so sad because I had just met Federico Vatici

02:25:55 ◼   ► late the night before.

02:25:57 ◼   ► And he's really into, he's Italian for one,

02:26:00 ◼   ► and he's really into coffee.

02:26:01 ◼   ► And so I had to have my first coffee with Federico Vatici

02:26:06 ◼   ► as the crappy coffee in the line at Bill Graham.

02:26:11 ◼   ► And I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm like,

02:26:13 ◼   ► we shouldn't really drink this, like please.

02:26:15 ◼   ► And to have that be the first coffee that I have

02:26:19 ◼   ► with Federico Vatici is just heartbreaking.

02:26:20 ◼   ► - Criminal.

02:26:21 ◼   ► - And so fortunately, we went with you after the keynote,

02:26:24 ◼   ► we met you outside and we went with you

02:26:26 ◼   ► and we went back to Pete's and got better coffee there.

02:26:28 ◼   ► - Phil Z we went to.

02:26:29 ◼   ► - Yeah, right, yeah, sorry, Phil Z, yeah.

02:26:32 ◼   ► And that was so much better, I feel like that made up for it

02:26:34 ◼   ► like I'm just gonna forget about the urn coffee

02:26:38 ◼   ► that we had in the line and just hope nobody

02:26:42 ◼   ► got a picture of it and, oh man, it was such a shame.

02:26:45 ◼   ► But you know, the Phil's or Phil Z actually made up for it

02:26:49 ◼   ► that was really good coffee and I had that for the line going back into the

02:26:52 ◼   ► State of the Union and that was like I feel like that was like the forgiveness

02:26:55 ◼   ► for the morning. I kind of can't believe how honest their system is like you go

02:27:00 ◼   ► to a barista you wait you wait till a barista calls you and it's sort of like

02:27:04 ◼   ► a barbershop system where you wait in line until a barista says okay I'm ready

02:27:08 ◼   ► next and then you go to the barista they make whatever you ordered then they call

02:27:12 ◼   ► your name when it's ready and they give you the drink you haven't paid for

02:27:15 ◼   ► anything yet. They just give you the drink and then you are—it's just on you to go

02:27:19 ◼   ► over to where the register is, which is separate, and then just tell them what's in the cup,

02:27:23 ◼   ► and then you pay what you owe them. I'm glad, because it seems like it makes it very efficient,

02:27:29 ◼   ► but it seems to rely on the honor policy to a degree that you don't really see in retail

02:27:35 ◼   ► places.

02:27:36 ◼   ► I'm also curious to hear if you get any flack about us talking up fills on this episode,

02:27:42 ◼   ► when I tweeted a few days back that Phil's was the best

02:27:46 ◼   ► cup of coffee I had in San Francisco that week,

02:27:49 ◼   ► I got a lot of responses that seemed to indicate

02:27:52 ◼   ► this is not a widespread opinion.

02:27:54 ◼   ► And that apparently Phil's is looked down upon

02:27:58 ◼   ► by a lot of coffee snobs in San Francisco.

02:28:00 ◼   ► And I gotta say, I only had one cup of coffee there

02:28:03 ◼   ► 'cause it was only near Bill Graham.

02:28:06 ◼   ► I don't think there was one closer to where we were.

02:28:08 ◼   ► - Yeah, I don't think so either.

02:28:09 ◼   ► - I only had the one cup there,

02:28:11 ◼   ► But that one cup was definitely way better

02:28:14 ◼   ► than what I had at Blue Bottle,

02:28:16 ◼   ► what I had at other places, like way better.

02:28:18 ◼   ► - I'm not, I don't have the fine palette that you do,

02:28:21 ◼   ► but I had one, I think I only had one Blue Bottle this week

02:28:24 ◼   ► and it was good, but the combined experience was worse

02:28:27 ◼   ► because even in the best case scenario,

02:28:29 ◼   ► you have to wait so much longer.

02:28:30 ◼   ► - Right, I have never gone to Blue Bottle in San Francisco

02:28:33 ◼   ► and decided, you know what, that was worth it.

02:28:34 ◼   ► Because it's like, I always, you know, I try to go,

02:28:37 ◼   ► I try to go like before going to the first session

02:28:40 ◼   ► Moscone. And so I'm in kind of a rush and I never leave enough time when I wake up in

02:28:46 ◼   ► the morning because who wants to wake up earlier than you have to. So you know, it's certainly

02:28:49 ◼   ► not us.

02:28:50 ◼   ► So like, you know, I go down the blue bottle, there's this huge line, I'm like, "Oh, you

02:28:53 ◼   ► got to be kidding me." I wait in the line, I wait, I wait, I wait. Eventually I get the

02:28:57 ◼   ► coffee after way too long and I'm sitting there and then I had like, you know, something

02:29:00 ◼   ► cost fallacy halfway through the line like, "God, I really, this is, I'm going to be late

02:29:04 ◼   ► to the session, I'm going to miss the first 20 minutes of it if I wait in this line, but

02:29:07 ◼   ► I've already weighed on this line for the last 15 minutes. It seems like I'm getting close to the beginning, you know

02:29:11 ◼   ► So all the all those fallacies and stresses finally get the coffee and then I have a problem on my hands because now I have this

02:29:19 ◼   ► Huge full cup of very very hot liquid. They don't double cup there the best you could

02:29:25 ◼   ► They don't have those little jackets

02:29:27 ◼   ► The best you can do is wrap a napkin around to try to insulate your hand from this scorching hot cup of coffee that

02:29:33 ◼   ► Like I saw then I have to walk from there to Moscone which is you know a medium walk a few blocks

02:29:39 ◼   ► Trying to spill this coffee on my hand or anywhere else as I'm walking with it

02:29:43 ◼   ► But it's way too hot to begin drinking

02:29:45 ◼   ► then I finally get to Moscone and I have again this

02:29:48 ◼   ► giant cup of hot liquid that I have to just like still be carrying with me and doing something with

02:29:52 ◼   ► Until I finally go into a session at which point there's nowhere to put it in the session

02:29:56 ◼   ► You know, you can put it on the floor

02:29:58 ◼   ► But that's a big risk getting kicked over and you don't want to be that guy who spills hot coffee on the on the rug

02:30:03 ◼   ► in Moscone. So like you're basically left like holding this thing for like the

02:30:07 ◼   ► next half hour as it cools down to a drinkable temperature and then you have

02:30:11 ◼   ► this giant cup of coffee that you basically have to finish and usually

02:30:14 ◼   ► that's too much caffeine for me even at even their small size usually I only

02:30:17 ◼   ► drink like two-thirds of it but I feel kind of pressured to finish the whole

02:30:20 ◼   ► thing is like well I have nowhere to put this then I'm like buzzed over the whole

02:30:23 ◼   ► person it's just every time I say you know what that wasn't worth it next time

02:30:28 ◼   ► I should just either like you know grab an espresso somewhere you know anywhere

02:30:32 ◼   ► anywhere can serve a reasonable espresso in that area. So like, just grab a quick espresso,

02:30:37 ◼   ► or just tolerate the Moscone coffee, or just drink tea. Every time I think that, and every

02:30:42 ◼   ► time I forget to do it the next time.

02:30:44 ◼   ► John Greenewald They need those things that Gray and Brady

02:30:47 ◼   ► are always talking about, the hot stoppers. Isn't that what they call them?

02:30:49 ◼   ► Ben de la Torre Yeah, that would solve one of those problems.

02:30:51 ◼   ► John Greenewald It would solve the travel problem.

02:30:52 ◼   ► Ben de la Torre Yes, but that's it.

02:30:53 ◼   ► John Greenewald Philz gives out hot stoppers because there

02:30:55 ◼   ► was, I actually kind of jogged back from Philz to the keynote with two coffees. And so without

02:31:01 ◼   ► hot stoppers I would have two mangled scarred hands anyway but you would have

02:31:07 ◼   ► good coffee though the whole reason I brought or was reminded to mention gray

02:31:11 ◼   ► was I know one of his pet bugaboos with the watch as he wants third-party watch

02:31:17 ◼   ► faces yeah I love that I broke it to him and I'm gonna break it to you that that

02:31:21 ◼   ► is never gonna happen it is not gonna happen and this is gonna make sense to

02:31:26 ◼   ► you and it made sense to Gray but it's this weird crevice that Apple and only

02:31:31 ◼   ► Apple is in in the smartwatch world where they do fancying themselves to be

02:31:37 ◼   ► a real watch company and as a real watch company they have there's certain things

02:31:44 ◼   ► that everything anything that you can see is always going to be San Francisco

02:31:47 ◼   ► now they could maybe enforce that for third parties possibly any analog dial

02:31:53 ◼   ► is going to use those hands. That's the Apple style of watch hands.

02:31:58 ◼   ► The big ovals. I don't know what you call them, but those big ovals, the

02:32:02 ◼   ► capsule-shaped hands. I guess they're... are they? Yeah, they are ovals. Yeah.

02:32:06 ◼   ► Yeah. And, you know, in the real world, high-end watch companies

02:32:12 ◼   ► typically have things like that, like the hands on a Rolex. They're not all

02:32:16 ◼   ► identical. There might be like two or three different styles of Rolex hands,

02:32:19 ◼   ► but they're all Rolexes are have hands that are instantly recognizable as Rolex hands.

02:32:25 ◼   ► Yeah, they're kind of all like in a family.

02:32:27 ◼   ► Yeah, in a family. And the dials are all unmistakably Rolex style dials. And insert

02:32:35 ◼   ► name of your favorite high-end watch company here. And those things are true for all of them,

02:32:41 ◼   ► because anybody if it wasn't true for them, they wouldn't be a high-end watch company.

02:32:44 ◼   ► And Apple fancies itself a high-end watch company and therefore,

02:32:47 ◼   ► And if you look at all of their dials, other than the Mickey one, which is sort of an exception,

02:32:52 ◼   ► the Mickey ones are a little different.

02:32:57 ◼   ► They're unmistakably Apple watchy.

02:32:59 ◼   ► There's an Apple watchiness to all of their analog ones and the digital ones too.

02:33:05 ◼   ► So therefore there's no way they're going to open that up to third parties and have

02:33:08 ◼   ► people making watches that look like, I don't know, Omegas or something like that.

02:33:14 ◼   ► It's never going to happen.

02:33:15 ◼   ► - There's so many, yeah, I mean,

02:33:17 ◼   ► there's the intellectual property infringement problem.

02:33:20 ◼   ► And if you look at other smartwatch platforms,

02:33:22 ◼   ► you know, Pebble, Android, like, they do have this problem

02:33:24 ◼   ► where there are tons of, like, knockoff faces

02:33:28 ◼   ► of, like, popular watch brands.

02:33:29 ◼   ► Like, there's just copyright and trademark infringement

02:33:32 ◼   ► all over the place.

02:33:32 ◼   ► Like, it's a mess.

02:33:34 ◼   ► And so, of course, Apple wouldn't want that,

02:33:35 ◼   ► and certainly wouldn't want the liability

02:33:37 ◼   ► of dealing with that, nor the kind of, like,

02:33:38 ◼   ► you know, lowbrow nature of that.

02:33:40 ◼   ► But also, you know, technically speaking,

02:33:42 ◼   ► I think there's a lot of technical reasons

02:33:44 ◼   ► why Apple would want to control the face app.

02:33:47 ◼   ► And they could overcome these barriers

02:33:50 ◼   ► if they really wanted to.

02:33:50 ◼   ► They could make like, basically like a watch face kit

02:33:54 ◼   ► and have you kind of like supply certain custom behaviors

02:33:58 ◼   ► or certain graphics or whatever else

02:34:00 ◼   ► but have them kind of still run the code.

02:34:02 ◼   ► They could do a system like that if they wanted to.

02:34:05 ◼   ► But I think they don't want to for these reasons.

02:34:07 ◼   ► And I think you're right

02:34:08 ◼   ► that we're probably never gonna get that.

02:34:09 ◼   ► And honestly, the reason I want it is completely selfish.

02:34:13 ◼   ► The reason I want it is because I want to design my own watch face is because I'm a huge like watch face design critic nerd.

02:34:20 ◼   ► Like, I nitpick every watch face I see and there are very few that I'm happy with.

02:34:25 ◼   ► And even the ones I'm happy with I'm usually like only mostly happy with because I'm that kind of nerd.

02:34:30 ◼   ► And I think you are probably similar in that regard. Is that safe?

02:34:34 ◼   ► Yeah, there's watches that I like except I find if I find that the hour hand is just too close to the size of the minute hand, it's out.

02:34:42 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:34:43 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean like, yeah, 'cause that's legitimate.

02:34:46 ◼   ► That impacts legibility of telling the time quickly.

02:34:48 ◼   ► - Yeah, and, or vice versa.

02:34:50 ◼   ► Maybe the hour hand strikes me as too small.

02:34:52 ◼   ► Now there's, it's, there's no confusion,

02:34:55 ◼   ► but to me it just looks ungainly.

02:34:58 ◼   ► - Right. - Has to be in proportion.

02:34:59 ◼   ► - And I'm in trouble with watch faces

02:35:01 ◼   ► because I've been affected by,

02:35:03 ◼   ► I've been bitten by the like,

02:35:05 ◼   ► getting annoyed by poor placement of date windows bug.

02:35:09 ◼   ► - Yeah. - Where like,

02:35:10 ◼   ► There's like this design virus

02:35:13 ◼   ► destroying the watch industry right now

02:35:14 ◼   ► 'cause everyone's putting date windows all over the place

02:35:16 ◼   ► 'cause it turns out most people who buy a watch

02:35:18 ◼   ► want to have the date on it somewhere.

02:35:20 ◼   ► And so you have to kind of like shove it somewhere

02:35:22 ◼   ► on the dial and there's lots of easy

02:35:25 ◼   ► but bad places to do it.

02:35:26 ◼   ► Like oh, we'll just cut the three in half

02:35:28 ◼   ► and kind of stick it there.

02:35:30 ◼   ► Or we're gonna stick it diagonally

02:35:31 ◼   ► between the four and the five and it's like,

02:35:33 ◼   ► oh, it just looks so bad.

02:35:35 ◼   ► - I'm picky about things like that,

02:35:37 ◼   ► But the date complication in particular,

02:35:41 ◼   ► you opened my eyes to the fact

02:35:43 ◼   ► that there's a lot of watches coming out

02:35:44 ◼   ► where it's in a bad place.

02:35:45 ◼   ► And then once you start looking for it, you see it.

02:35:47 ◼   ► And I think one of the reasons why is the,

02:35:50 ◼   ► so many watches don't make their own movements.

02:35:54 ◼   ► And so they're using like an ETA movement

02:35:57 ◼   ► or the Japanese company now that ETA isn't really

02:36:01 ◼   ► selling their movements on the open market.

02:36:04 ◼   ► But if you're limited by what you can do

02:36:07 ◼   ► to the standard movement, you're limited in certain ways

02:36:10 ◼   ► as to where the date can go,

02:36:11 ◼   ► and all of a sudden it just sticks out like,

02:36:13 ◼   ► well, they didn't wanna put the date there,

02:36:15 ◼   ► but they had to, and you can just see it.

02:36:17 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:36:19 ◼   ► - It bothers me.

02:36:21 ◼   ► - So many otherwise great watch face designs

02:36:23 ◼   ► are ruined by a bad date window.

02:36:25 ◼   ► - Yeah.

02:36:26 ◼   ► Anything else you wanted to talk about this week?

02:36:27 ◼   ► What else do you have on the list?

02:36:29 ◼   ► - I mean, we've definitely lost all the listeners

02:36:31 ◼   ► talking about watch design, so don't worry.

02:36:33 ◼   ► Everyone's gone. - No, I don't think so.

02:36:34 ◼   ► I think it ties in with watchOS 3.

02:36:36 ◼   ► I really do.

02:36:37 ◼   ► - I bet you have just lost more listeners

02:36:39 ◼   ► during the last five minutes than you lose

02:36:40 ◼   ► when you talk about baseball.

02:36:42 ◼   ► (laughing)

02:36:44 ◼   ► - I don't wanna talk about the podcast thing

02:36:46 ◼   ► with the midroll.

02:36:47 ◼   ► - Nah, it's too late.

02:36:48 ◼   ► - Too late.

02:36:48 ◼   ► I don't wanna talk about it.

02:36:51 ◼   ► What about this car shifter thing?

02:36:52 ◼   ► Do you see that?

02:36:53 ◼   ► - I know the story, I know the whole recall thing.

02:36:56 ◼   ► I have not actually seen the shifter,

02:36:58 ◼   ► but I saw all the anecdotes of the complaints

02:37:01 ◼   ► people had filed about like you know this this exact model of car or you know

02:37:05 ◼   ► something with the same shit like this it started rolling backwards when I got

02:37:09 ◼   ► out because I thought it was in park and I guess it shifts itself into neutral or

02:37:12 ◼   ► something. I've never seen a car like this before I don't I guess I don't find

02:37:15 ◼   ► myself in new cars all that often but it so the the car so the terrible traffic

02:37:20 ◼   ► a picture of it this Anton Yelchin the guy who played Chekhov in the new Star

02:37:24 ◼   ► Trek movies died in a terrible freak accident where is his Jeep Cherokee he

02:37:30 ◼   ► got out of it, he thought he had it in park, apparently got out of it and it was in either

02:37:35 ◼   ► in neutral or reverse and ran down the hill and pinned him against his own gate and he

02:37:40 ◼   ► got killed. The design of this shifter is so bad. It just goes up and down. It's like

02:37:44 ◼   ► a paddle. Think of it like a paddle shifter. So like if you're like in different mode,

02:37:49 ◼   ► just kind of like, you know, up, up, up, down, down, that kind of thing. Yeah, it's exactly,

02:37:52 ◼   ► it's like thinking of like it's so it's like you just hit up three times to put it in park,

02:37:57 ◼   ► but if you hit up two times, you're in neutral.

02:37:59 ◼   ► Or maybe it's like how hard you press it or something.

02:38:01 ◼   ► But you're not actually moving it and clicking it

02:38:04 ◼   ► into these positions like you do on a traditional one.

02:38:06 ◼   ► And so it's so easy, I just cannot believe

02:38:09 ◼   ► that this design shipped because I think I would see

02:38:14 ◼   ► what a problem this design is, even without having

02:38:17 ◼   ► the benefit of this tragic news story to put it in context.

02:38:20 ◼   ► Because it just seems to me like this is a design

02:38:23 ◼   ► where you have to be paying very close attention

02:38:25 ◼   ► to the indicator light of what gear you're on.

02:38:27 ◼   ► Whereas with the traditional one, I don't even look.

02:38:31 ◼   ► I just hit the brake, push all the way up,

02:38:34 ◼   ► and I know I'm in park.

02:38:35 ◼   ► I can absolutely, with 100% certainty,

02:38:38 ◼   ► put my car into park every single time blindfolded.

02:38:42 ◼   ► - Right, I mean, this is, I think,

02:38:45 ◼   ► I've seen in a lot of cars recently,

02:38:47 ◼   ► especially higher-end cars and newer cars,

02:38:49 ◼   ► a lot of the makers are kind of playing

02:38:51 ◼   ► with the shifter lever and redesigning them

02:38:53 ◼   ► different ways to make them electronically control

02:38:55 ◼   ► instead of a direct linkage.

02:38:58 ◼   ► And I apologize in advance to John Siracusa

02:39:01 ◼   ► for getting any of this wrong

02:39:02 ◼   ► 'cause he's way more of a car nerd than I am.

02:39:04 ◼   ► But basically everyone is messing with the shifter design

02:39:07 ◼   ► and the parking brake designs.

02:39:10 ◼   ► And there's so many of them are electronic now

02:39:11 ◼   ► and so they have these weird controls

02:39:13 ◼   ► that are of poor design.

02:39:16 ◼   ► The good ones I've seen, it's weird at first to get used to,

02:39:20 ◼   ► but it's actually better long-term,

02:39:22 ◼   ► which is like the BMW ones,

02:39:25 ◼   ► park is a button on top of the shifter.

02:39:28 ◼   ► So the shifter moving up and down

02:39:29 ◼   ► switches you between reverse neutral drive,

02:39:31 ◼   ► but if you wanna put it in park,

02:39:32 ◼   ► it's actually a button on top.

02:39:33 ◼   ► So you can't, it's very clear

02:39:36 ◼   ► which one of those things you're doing.

02:39:37 ◼   ► Tesla's the same way, where Tesla, it's a column shifter,

02:39:40 ◼   ► which this is the first time I've ever had a column shifter,

02:39:43 ◼   ► but I got used to it pretty quick

02:39:45 ◼   ► because it's like down is drive,

02:39:47 ◼   ► and then there's a button on the end to hit it for park,

02:39:49 ◼   ► and you have to hit that button every time.

02:39:50 ◼   ► and the physical action of pushing that button in

02:39:55 ◼   ► is nothing like any other operation on that lever.

02:39:57 ◼   ► So you're very unlikely to accidentally do it.

02:40:00 ◼   ► - Right, whereas on this Jeep design,

02:40:03 ◼   ► putting it in park is just pushing a little bit long,

02:40:06 ◼   ► either, I'm not quite sure if it's how long you press up

02:40:08 ◼   ► or how many times you press up,

02:40:10 ◼   ► but it's only ever so slightly different

02:40:12 ◼   ► than putting it into neutral.

02:40:13 ◼   ► And I'm laughing, and it's terrible that this guy died

02:40:16 ◼   ► and that other people have obviously been hurt too

02:40:18 ◼   ► because there's a product recall.

02:40:20 ◼   ► But it's just mind-boggling that you would make

02:40:23 ◼   ► putting it in park something that's hard to distinguish.

02:40:26 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, it's, the bad design that goes into

02:40:31 ◼   ► car interiors and that actually ships in car interiors

02:40:35 ◼   ► boggles my mind.

02:40:36 ◼   ► Like, there's so, and this is like way worse

02:40:39 ◼   ► than date windows on watches.

02:40:40 ◼   ► There is so much horrible design in car interiors

02:40:44 ◼   ► and the controls in car interiors these days.

02:40:46 ◼   ► - I don't think anybody's ever been killed

02:40:48 ◼   ► by a poor placement of a date window on a watch dial?

02:40:50 ◼   ► - Probably not.

02:40:52 ◼   ► It's horrible, 'cause you know, as we see with this,

02:40:57 ◼   ► design flaws in cars, that can cause

02:41:01 ◼   ► actually fatal consequences.

02:41:03 ◼   ► That can actually get people killed,

02:41:04 ◼   ► and often they do actually get people killed.

02:41:07 ◼   ► And it's, they gotta take design seriously,

02:41:10 ◼   ► and when you have something like this,

02:41:11 ◼   ► it's like, does anybody actually think about this?

02:41:14 ◼   ► Do they do any testing?

02:41:15 ◼   ► I mean, like, ah, it's just a tragedy.

02:41:18 ◼   ► - Yeah, I do see the origins of why they would ship

02:41:23 ◼   ► this horrible design was just the basic idea of,

02:41:25 ◼   ► we wanna switch to an electronic system

02:41:28 ◼   ► instead of a analog system of where this is.

02:41:32 ◼   ► But, so okay, there's the why,

02:41:34 ◼   ► but this was not the answer.

02:41:36 ◼   ► This is terrible.

02:41:38 ◼   ► Anything else?

02:41:41 ◼   ► - No, I think that's it.

02:41:41 ◼   ► we've definitely put most of the audience to sleep

02:41:45 ◼   ► or lost them in the watch discussion.

02:41:47 ◼   ► - I don't think so.

02:41:48 ◼   ► I think people are gonna love the watch discussion.

02:41:50 ◼   ► All right, well, we are under three hours,

02:41:52 ◼   ► so that's exactly as predicted.

02:41:54 ◼   ► I wanna thank our sponsors in reverse order,

02:41:56 ◼   ► Ministry of Supply, Audible, and Wealthfront.

02:42:01 ◼   ► And I wanna thank you, Marco Arment,

02:42:04 ◼   ► your podcast, Accidental Tech Podcast, is at ATP.fm.

02:42:09 ◼   ► You've also got, what else do you got?

02:42:11 ◼   ► I got more podcasts now.

02:42:12 ◼   ► - I got Under the Radar with _DavidSmith,

02:42:14 ◼   ► relay.fm/radar, Top Four with my wife,

02:42:17 ◼   ► relay.fm/topfour.

02:42:19 ◼   ► - The wonderful Tiff Arment.

02:42:21 ◼   ► - Yeah, she's the best.

02:42:23 ◼   ► - Do you feel bad with the developer one

02:42:26 ◼   ► where _ was totally up to date and knew all the APIs

02:42:29 ◼   ► by Tuesday of WWDC week?

02:42:31 ◼   ► Or do you just feel like, no, this is great,

02:42:35 ◼   ► _ will fill me in on what I need to know?

02:42:38 ◼   ► - Basically the latter.

02:42:39 ◼   ► When you first become friends with Underscore,

02:42:42 ◼   ► if you're a developer, you just feel incredibly lazy

02:42:45 ◼   ► and inadequate by comparison.

02:42:46 ◼   ► You're like, my God, what I did during this time

02:42:49 ◼   ► was have a steak and edit a few photos and go to sleep.

02:42:54 ◼   ► And what he did during this time was make four new apps

02:42:57 ◼   ► and learn everything about all the APIs.

02:42:59 ◼   ► And yeah, you definitely feel like, wow,

02:43:02 ◼   ► I waste a lot of time compared to this guy.

02:43:03 ◼   ► - He runs at a higher metabolism, clearly.

02:43:05 ◼   ► We ran into him on Sunday, the first day we were out

02:43:08 ◼   ► for WWDC and me and Amy and Paul,

02:43:12 ◼   ► friend of the show Paul Kufasos,

02:43:16 ◼   ► walked over to the Bill Graham Center

02:43:18 ◼   ► so I could get my credentials and stuff.

02:43:20 ◼   ► And we ran into Underscore on the way.

02:43:22 ◼   ► We ran into a bunch, it was amazing,

02:43:23 ◼   ► we ran into so many people on the way.

02:43:25 ◼   ► Underscore is there, we're all freezing.

02:43:27 ◼   ► It is like 61 degrees and windy

02:43:29 ◼   ► and everybody is just frozen to bone.

02:43:31 ◼   ► Underscore is wearing shorts and a t-shirt

02:43:32 ◼   ► and looks totally comfortable.

02:43:35 ◼   ► - Yeah, I mean, no, he's,

02:43:36 ◼   ► The frustrating thing about Underscore is that he's just a really great person and there's

02:43:41 ◼   ► basically no downsides.

02:43:45 ◼   ► When somebody's super together in life, it's tempting to think, "Man, at least they're

02:43:51 ◼   ► a jerk or something."

02:43:52 ◼   ► You try to find something that makes you feel less bad about how you are less productive

02:43:57 ◼   ► than them or something.

02:43:58 ◼   ► With him, you just can't find that because he is just a really good guy.

02:44:02 ◼   ► He's also very productive and it's very frustrating.

02:44:05 ◼   ► The other thing that killed me is he was wearing a really big backpack.

02:44:07 ◼   ► And so it looked like it was, you know, it was like,

02:44:10 ◼   ► why are you wearing a big backpack? And it turns out that that was,

02:44:12 ◼   ► it actually wasn't a really big backpack. It was a really small, uh,

02:44:16 ◼   ► this is everything he had for the entire week. Like he is,

02:44:20 ◼   ► he was just getting at, he hadn't checked into his hotel yet.

02:44:23 ◼   ► So like everything he brought for an entire week in San Francisco was in the,

02:44:28 ◼   ► you know, when I was thinking of just walking around for the afternoon,

02:44:32 ◼   ► look like a very big backpack. When it realized that it was everything he had for the week,

02:44:36 ◼   ► it's like, "I cannot believe how efficient he is. He's got to know one of those secret

02:44:40 ◼   ► techniques for folding t-shirts or something."

02:44:42 ◼   ► Marc Thiessen Yeah, we all have a lot to learn from him.

02:44:45 ◼   ► Dave Asprey All right, thank you, Marco.

02:44:47 ◼   ► Marc Thiessen Thanks.

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