The Incomparable

325: The Monster Mash

 

  the incomparable number 325 November [TS]

  welcome back everybody to that is the [TS]

  recording technically the largest [TS]

  podcast on the internet when you count [TS]

  panelists instead listeners are here [TS]

  live in anaheim at the now hear this [TS]

  podcast festival and I have an amazing [TS]

  panel of nine people to introduce to you [TS]

  today [TS]

  now what I'm also hearing is a new [TS]

  episode rather than force everybody on [TS]

  the panel to watch a movie or a TV show [TS]

  or read a book that they didn't want to [TS]

  read i wanted to make this as expansive [TS]

  as possible so we're gonna do a draft we [TS]

  love drafting things if you're not [TS]

  familiar with the concept of drafting [TS]

  everybody gets to pick something in [TS]

  order and if somebody picks it then [TS]

  nobody else gets to pick it and [TS]

  sometimes that can be frustrating but we [TS]

  do is strap ridiculous things so in this [TS]

  episode we're going to be drafting [TS]

  supervillains and/or monsters now if you [TS]

  listened to our Saturday Night Live [TS]

  Panel of a panel draft cast draft [TS]

  whatever whatever collect your cast raft [TS]

  what we did at the beginning was give [TS]

  everybody phil hartman everybody got a [TS]

  phil hartman on their team and they can [TS]

  fill in the rest of them I want to do [TS]

  that today too so for the supervillain [TS]

  monster draft everybody gets Lex [TS]

  Friedman I don't want him and I reject [TS]

  milex you can if you want but now i'm [TS]

  going to introduce to you my panelists [TS]

  and ask them [TS]

  Lex Friedman super villain or monster [TS]

  Erica and sign we're moving from left to [TS]

  right [TS]

  hi Erica hello I think that Lex Friedman [TS]

  is a super villain because yesterday at [TS]

  roscoes I saw him make a knife disappear [TS]

  and supervillains off often have magical [TS]

  powers so super villain for sure I'm [TS]

  next up David jail or I'm gonna say [TS]

  monstrous supervillain because he has a [TS]

  little radio thing in his ear that he's [TS]

  using to escape from people when he [TS]

  doesn't want to talk to them so it's not [TS]

  hooked up to anything I know I know it's [TS]

  just static Stephen Japan ski I only [TS]

  just met Lex yesterday but definitely a [TS]

  monster [TS]

  okay good [TS]

  Pauline sims yeah i think i've got a [TS]

  goatee monsters well alrighty monster [TS]

  dan more'n history's worst monster and [TS]

  he knows why now to my left at the kids [TS]

  table brian hamilton apropos of nothing [TS]

  I think Lex is a monster because he's [TS]

  monstrously good-looking while the rules [TS]

  are being broken early Steve lots [TS]

  hello Jason hello Steve what do you have [TS]

  to like Friedman monster super going oh [TS]

  we're doing a thing we RNA is the show [TS]

  unfortunately all right Alex Friedman up [TS]

  there is that him probably am gonna say [TS]

  super monster recording rocket excellent [TS]

  also is Steve on this one disappointed I [TS]

  was told there'd be a cat box here 4a [TS]

  for proper podcasting it's under the [TS]

  stage [TS]

  ok it's a loot crate box i'll just get [TS]

  under there saying in there [TS]

  ok alright that'll work Monty Ashley [TS]

  first I would like the home listener to [TS]

  know that Steve actually looked under [TS]

  his table to do a little physical comedy [TS]

  for this audio podcasting is a live [TS]

  audience they appreciated [TS]

  o villain definitely building going to [TS]

  prevailing though i'm downgrading no [TS]

  interesting and Joe rosenstiel I've [TS]

  never met Lex but listen to him for a [TS]

  long time so is a villain right all [TS]

  right without a that out of the way [TS]

  we're going to proceed from left to [TS]

  right across the stage and the kids [TS]

  table and everybody is going to choose [TS]

  for their team of villainy and [TS]

  monstrousness a super villain or a [TS]

  monster and then at the end of the round [TS]

  I will get to pick something and i'll be [TS]

  very sad because none of the things i [TS]

  wanted will already have been taken [TS]

  Erica and sign it's your first pick in [TS]

  the supervillain monster draft what [TS]

  would you like to take well it is my [TS]

  contractual obligation to mention doctor [TS]

  who at least once on every episode of [TS]

  the incomparable my mom so I'm going to [TS]

  start off with a doctor who pick i'm [TS]

  going to go with the master if any [TS]

  villain on doctor who is a super villain [TS]

  would be the master he has had many [TS]

  bodies he sometimes has the power to [TS]

  shoot lightning out of his fingers he [TS]

  can hypnotize people he can shrink them [TS]

  I mean he's got a lot of the classic [TS]

  super villain [TS]

  factors hideout he keeps dying and then [TS]

  just coming back for know with no [TS]

  explanation yes that's that that is one [TS]

  of his best qualities is just that he [TS]

  reappears and doesn't want to explain it [TS]

  because why bother [TS]

  it has a gun that can shrink people down [TS]

  into tiny dolls [TS]

  mhm yeah that's not even a gun it's like [TS]

  a wand it's almost like a magic wand [TS]

  mmm interesting yes alright the master [TS]

  the master yahoo on my on my team first [TS]

  sadly he rarely like you never actually [TS]

  wins but most supervillains I guess [TS]

  don't know that no generally not unless [TS]

  you like really depressing things [TS]

  hitting David what would you like to [TS]

  take in this very important draft of [TS]

  terrible things [TS]

  well i was thinking you know monster or [TS]

  supervillain monsters supervillain I [TS]

  thought about Donald Trump because he [TS]

  plausibly fits both that's too obvious [TS]

  but you have to actually be a [TS]

  billionaire to be a supervillain so now [TS]

  mom who topical this obvious was gonna [TS]

  really age well yeah yeah I i was saying [TS]

  hello from 1984 so you know but I'm [TS]

  gonna go with a supervillain he is the [TS]

  head of the Evil League of Evil bad [TS]

  horse because I mean aside from being [TS]

  the head of the legal eagle evil each of [TS]

  the that thing evil League of Evil [TS]

  League of Evil if he had just accepted [TS]

  dr horrible at the beginning of the [TS]

  story spoiler horn penny would still be [TS]

  alive today [TS]

  spoilers for web video series released [TS]

  10 years ago [TS]

  yeah as for monster captain hammer dare [TS]

  you [TS]

  so so you only get to pick the item [TS]

  debit so bad bad I'm going I'm going [TS]

  with passwords from dr horrible's [TS]

  sing-along blog that horse doesn't have [TS]

  any dialogue but is an actual horse [TS]

  right but a great song [TS]

  yes alright we have we have the master [TS]

  and bad for Steven something terrible [TS]

  I haven't decided that this is a monster [TS]

  or a supervillain perhaps we help you we [TS]

  can get to the bottom of this but this [TS]

  person created a world where people [TS]

  flourished and thrives and enjoyed life [TS]

  and then this person tried to change [TS]

  that and recreated the world and created [TS]

  a new world that was much worse off and [TS]

  then the worst thing is to recreate the [TS]

  original world that we so loved and we [TS]

  could never get it back and that man's [TS]

  name is George Lucas sick so i don't [TS]

  know if that is a monster or a [TS]

  supervillain what does everybody think [TS]

  monster little bit on sir have each [TS]

  column i think a little monster [TS]

  alright though the general consensus is [TS]

  monster i'm gonna i'm gonna go with that [TS]

  so so monstrous because of the prequels [TS]

  in specific and also because of trying [TS]

  to wipe our minds of the past by [TS]

  throwing an awful band in to replace max [TS]

  rebo see in return of the jedi see that [TS]

  is a supervillain move there that is so [TS]

  it is a hard I see what you're saying [TS]

  it's a hard choice very difficult he's [TS]

  done monstrous things as a supervillain [TS]

  oh I think that but he has to so I'm [TS]

  gonna go with supervillain I think [TS]

  supervillains about this is podcasting [TS]

  specifically because of the max rebo [TS]

  thing very top of a very long list yes [TS]

  Marty max rebo pushes him over all right [TS]

  allene a monster [TS]

  this is my casting that ok so i'm [TS]

  picking I have to a harry potter villain [TS]

  the harry potter villain Lord Voldemort [TS]

  because he has harnessed the power of [TS]

  evil in truly evil ways and i do not [TS]

  think that someone gets any more Super [TS]

  villainous than Lord Baltimore does you [TS]

  said his name several times do not have [TS]

  solution fear of that Union nineties [TS]

  it's ok we're safe now [TS]

  ok again to go back to super villains of [TS]

  the past one of their traits is that [TS]

  they die and come back [TS]

  Baltimore already did it I've a one-time [TS]

  modern Jason I believe in harry potter i [TS]

  believe in the Boy Who Lived okay yeah [TS]

  Voldemort is scary yeah it definitely [TS]

  scary Dumbledore was even I think a [TS]

  little afraid of him that's that's [TS]

  pretty incredible you know when you said [TS]

  villain from harry potter i immediately [TS]

  thought of snape spoilers for harry [TS]

  potter but snape is it turns out not to [TS]

  be a villain in the end [TS]

  sort of but he's kind of a jerk right i [TS]

  mean it's sort of [TS]

  one but super about him magic magic [TS]

  magic but he's totally nu he's really [TS]

  great at potions but yeah I'm will have [TS]

  to debate that lets not litigate snape [TS]

  now because he's still on the board dan [TS]

  what is your choice in this first round [TS]

  of the supervillain monster draft Jason [TS]

  evil comes in many forms and the my pic [TS]

  here is a evil of many different names a [TS]

  true Prince of Darkness a great cloud [TS]

  over everything that is good and [TS]

  wonderful life that the Great Satan [TS]

  itself saving as DC the a monster is [TS]

  singing a supervillain i don't know i [TS]

  think again I think perhaps a little bit [TS]

  about you know that's a lot of need [TS]

  well that's a that's an interesting [TS]

  perspective Steve but you know he's [TS]

  clearly a creature of many powers he is [TS]

  also named five disappeared but you can [TS]

  hear you can corrupt people's souls [TS]

  that's one good at lying he can fly [TS]

  master want you to know you can shoot [TS]

  laser beams out of his eyes / 3 i'm not [TS]

  sure that's cannon 23 he can sing [TS]

  karaoke really badly for okay i know [TS]

  that was expected or Satan's you know I [TS]

  just met Kevin and forged an entire [TS]

  kingdom using his fallen angel powers as [TS]

  netherworld that's actually one shot but [TS]

  I'll allow it continued lame but yeah [TS]

  yeah so I think you know he if you want [TS]

  to go specific he's appeared in many [TS]

  different media forms over the world [TS]

  over the lifetime we've got to get my [TS]

  public domain yeah exactly he's got the [TS]

  Bible you got your paradise lost [TS]

  supernatural which is probably in the [TS]

  top three with those things supernatural [TS]

  dan yeah that's right after Paradise [TS]

  Lost right in the immediately the Bible [TS]

  nervous lost the signal agile yeah [TS]

  that's pretty much how that works oh [TS]

  yeah i feel like uh Satan Lucifer the [TS]

  devil whatever you want to call them up [TS]

  some monster supervillain alright [TS]

  Satan's off the board people suckers [TS]

  already backups hope you got backups [TS]

  moving to my left [TS]

  brian hamilton so i took this [TS]

  supervillain monster draft as a [TS]

  challenge to create the best halloween [TS]

  party guests [TS]

  of any ground [TS]

  whatwhat three monsters are super [TS]

  villains living or dead would you have [TS]

  over for halloween is that what's [TS]

  happening here [TS]

  yes okay well any great halloween party [TS]

  needs a bartender in with an open bar so [TS]

  i would like to pick star of Stephen [TS]

  King's shining Jack Torrance as my [TS]

  halloween parties bartender and my [TS]

  number-one draft pick for this draft he [TS]

  hasn't in with a swanky ghost crowd make [TS]

  an awesome party party attendee and he [TS]

  would serve some pretty awesome drinks [TS]

  I think hair of the dog that bicha and [TS]

  he would get Lloyd his bartender friend [TS]

  to help him out [TS]

  you'll be fantastic in addition to you [TS]

  know the shining being one of my [TS]

  favorite movies of all time he was gonna [TS]

  give you some credit there for picking a [TS]

  villain from a book like clean but you [TS]

  went directly to the movies and i'm [TS]

  going to the movie I've never read the [TS]

  book but I have locations is jack is he [TS]

  really the monster or super villain or [TS]

  is he the victim [TS]

  I i can test [TS]

  yes well next challenge listening he [TS]

  does monstrous things he does but it is [TS]

  it really him or is it yours again just [TS]

  like that about any monster any villain [TS]

  really you know something may have [TS]

  happened to any villain in his childhood [TS]

  or her childhood can make them the way [TS]

  they are my kind of or he was possessed [TS]

  but that's what happens when your [TS]

  vacation in colorado in the winter [TS]

  ok I'm from Colorado side really take [TS]

  issue with that statement David you [TS]

  you're safe you're safe from cholera it [TS]

  was the vacation i think the term [TS]

  monsters brian has turned us all against [TS]

  ourselves and working backup and rascal [TS]

  long time are you picking Jack Nicholson [TS]

  or I'm still confused on this maybe was [TS]

  picking Steven Weber from the TV version [TS]

  know that was non-stress alright you you [TS]

  get you get jack on the shine and yes [TS]

  Steve what's your monster or and/or [TS]

  supervillain well Jason I suppose this [TS]

  is inevitable so we might as well get it [TS]

  out of the way [TS]

  I'm gonna take Skeletor Masters of the [TS]

  Universe do not encourage this [TS]

  this podcast is over the amazing thing [TS]

  about Skeletor is he managed to be a [TS]

  memorable villain in what is basically a [TS]

  toy commercial and not just a toy [TS]

  commercial but a toy commercial whose [TS]

  hero is just a muscly dude in a [TS]

  loincloth with a pageboy haircut that's [TS]

  not that exciting in the villains [TS]

  surrounding Skeletor aren't that [TS]

  exciting don't hear people talking about [TS]

  mermen anymore don't hear a lot of [TS]

  people going off about stink or maybe [TS]

  stink or a little bit but Skeletor [TS]

  people remember and that's because [TS]

  apparently the toy designer at mattel [TS]

  who came up with Skeletor wanted to make [TS]

  him the stuff of children's nightmares [TS]

  you want to traumatize kids so he gave [TS]

  him like this creepy ripped blue body [TS]

  with claws [TS]

  I don't know I you may not realize this [TS]

  city unless you had one of the early [TS]

  figures but he doesn't have regular feet [TS]

  he's got like three talents that he [TS]

  somehow put into these weird purple [TS]

  boots [TS]

  I don't know it's strange and then on [TS]

  top of that the dude has a yellow skull [TS]

  for ahead and I don't know what the [TS]

  transition looks like between the body [TS]

  and the yellow skull [TS]

  it's always hidden behind the hood under [TS]

  the hood at least until it's better than [TS]

  don't know Steve so anyway he's totally [TS]

  inappropriate for children which is like [TS]

  kids love him and anybody who saw him as [TS]

  a child has an intelligent indelible [TS]

  image of a yellow skull kind of burnt [TS]

  into the back of their fear centers so [TS]

  yeah that makes them cool IM super [TS]

  villain or monster I i would say both [TS]

  right [TS]

  why can't you be both I can be both [TS]

  Jason get you a guy from my saves both [TS]

  Jason yeah i like to imagine the guys at [TS]

  filmation like the executives coming in [TS]

  Indian seeing those initial storyboards [TS]

  and saying oh my god we can't put this [TS]

  guy on the screen we're going to be [TS]

  paying for kids therapy bills for the [TS]

  next 30 years and I think that's [TS]

  probably why they gave him that really [TS]

  goofy voice I you know they probably [TS]

  figured you'd be less terrifying if he [TS]

  sounded like jonah Jameson has been [TS]

  huffing helium for the last 20 minutes [TS]

  no seriously though I mean you look at a [TS]

  menu think there's gonna be like this [TS]

  supportable death rattle that comes out [TS]

  of them and then it turns out it's like [TS]

  a munchkin has been smoking for a lot of [TS]

  years so yeah I mean in spite of that [TS]

  people remember Skeletor is this [TS]

  incredible badass and I think anybody [TS]

  can pull that off gets my vote so is he [TS]

  a monster is the supervillain wait [TS]

  you're both right [TS]

  anyway Skeletor he's mine I got him all [TS]

  right and the rest you can eat it the UH [TS]

  seriously main character that show is [TS]

  named t-man t-man who he dash man he [TS]

  been ok one guy in a loincloth [TS]

  well that's why wouldn't we remember [TS]

  that guy ever known for Skeletor I don't [TS]

  know and maybe she raw ok alright maybe [TS]

  had a little thing for Shira well [TS]

  Stephen we present a deep into that but [TS]

  I will if you'd like i think i I'm I'm [TS]

  actually surprised by this pic if only [TS]

  because I thought that you would not [TS]

  give the people what they wanted [TS]

  oh no I'm a complete whore ok Monty you [TS]

  don't get the pics either skate Satan or [TS]

  Skeletor or george lucas and various [TS]

  others I feel like there's been a lot of [TS]

  supervillains picked and i'm going to [TS]

  pick a monster i'm going to pick the [TS]

  best monster don't do it I'm gonna make [TS]

  a monster is so versatile he can work as [TS]

  a superhero or a waiter don't do it I'm [TS]

  going to pick a monster who if I could [TS]

  give spoilers for a book from 1971 if at [TS]

  the end of the end of this book i'm [TS]

  picking Grover because Grover is the [TS]

  best monster and everybody knows it [TS]

  I'm going to dramatically line Grover [TS]

  out of my pics list now [TS]

  Thank You Monty scratching off of mine [TS]

  too but hey Team Blue what can't overdo [TS]

  he's not a very good waiter to be [TS]

  perfect [TS]

  I don't think he ever got anything right [TS]

  that's ok you how was everybody's pass [TS]

  everybody let's go over right [TS]

  Grover Grover I i have no debating for [TS]

  Grover wait what about Super Grover was [TS]

  that a separate picture the same pitch [TS]

  in the same pic right guy that's just [TS]

  one of the aspects of the many facets of [TS]

  Grover you guys all have villains i have [TS]

  a monster who is a superhero ready to [TS]

  fight all right full disclosure I was [TS]

  Grover for Halloween one year [TS]

  okay I believe it after [TS]

  I believe it to Joe and it yes [TS]

  yeah don't don't pick rover or Satan [TS]

  saying really case with a little in [TS]

  between i also think that you know you [TS]

  got a lot of villains so I want to do [TS]

  with the monster out and what's creepier [TS]

  weirder we're monstrous then a monster [TS]

  that can be anything and so of course [TS]

  i'm picking the thing from john [TS]

  carpenter's the thing because that is [TS]

  scary and disturbing and you don't know [TS]

  who could be the thing or how many of [TS]

  the people you know could be the thing [TS]

  or a thing was like the glorious game of [TS]

  secret Hitler sure that my pic the thing [TS]

  from from john carpenter's algo not [TS]

  walking carrot from the howard hawks [TS]

  knew now that one [TS]

  Frankenstein's carrot know how much you [TS]

  get it still on the table if someone [TS]

  wants that I approve of the thing is a [TS]

  pic because you gotta love a monster who [TS]

  is not afraid to do everything in the [TS]

  grossest way humanly possible are [TS]

  monstrously possible i guess more [TS]

  appropriately that's your mission [TS]

  statement is misty yeah i'm here at your [TS]

  shape-shifting monster from outer space [TS]

  and somebody's about to discover that [TS]

  you're not the scientists you claim you [TS]

  are you could just grow claws and [TS]

  scratch the guy or bite him and run away [TS]

  but no the thing decides to open his [TS]

  chest cavity and choose the guy's arms [TS]

  off with jaws that grow out of the [TS]

  inside of his chest and then it's a head [TS]

  grows spider claws and he scuttles away [TS]

  under a table somewhere that's that [TS]

  style put style yeah give you some Flair [TS]

  important rules question does choosing [TS]

  the thing from the thing take the thing [TS]

  from the Fantastic Four off the table [TS]

  no okay just you have to prove to me [TS]

  that he's a villain or monster [TS]

  ok he's sort of monsters are on series [TS]

  I'll the guys that are ok well if you [TS]

  want to use the pic for that thing you [TS]

  can thing one and thing two still on the [TS]

  table [TS]

  alright I guess what anyone thinks you [TS]

  also available what about thing from The [TS]

  Addams Family [TS]

  oh yeah okay finger after that's not [TS]

  that's not my next pick [TS]

  no no okay so I i get i get to make my [TS]

  picket here at the end of the round and [TS]

  although Monty came close to picking my [TS]

  number one pick he missed it by a little [TS]

  I i I'm afraid to put more muffins in [TS]

  the Fertile eight don't do it happen no [TS]

  no it's got it he's got a horrible [TS]

  eating disorder [TS]

  Jason know and yet nothing seems to go [TS]

  down it just goes everywhere so he's a [TS]

  mess and can control his appetites of [TS]

  course be one cookie it's in the name [TS]

  he's a monster [TS]

  it is cookie monster and I get him all [TS]

  my cookies are goin now Damn You chases [TS]

  know Jason Jason technically I'm not [TS]

  sure he's a monster that's a family name [TS]

  in a long line of monsters Rover Red [TS]

  Monster his father night John monster [TS]

  yeah Jon Lester John monster it's part [TS]

  of the family mmm alright spoilers for [TS]

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  right i got cookie monster and how that [TS]

  happened and that and erica is shaking [TS]

  your head at me cuz we're in round two [TS]

  now Erica are you gonna pick it's not [TS]

  cookie monster will tell you that damn [TS]

  it i thought about going with Cookie [TS]

  Monster first building no I'll stick to [TS]

  my stick my stick [TS]

  I'll go with the doctor who monster and [TS]

  I didn't prepare terribly well for this [TS]

  draft because I didn't know how many we [TS]

  would actually get through so i was [TS]

  ready with Cookie Monster and figured [TS]

  and wing it from there and clearly haha [TS]

  but the ground to be and I think Erica's [TS]

  out of pics [TS]

  it's a sad to think so you know what I'm [TS]

  just gonna stick with Doctor Who so yep [TS]

  why not what yeah surprise surprise I [TS]

  Wayne mmm yeah pretty much so i'm going [TS]

  to go with the person who I think is the [TS]

  second biggest super villain in all of [TS]

  Doctor Who and that is Davros the [TS]

  creator of the Daleks who I don't think [TS]

  are actually monsters I think he's a [TS]

  supervillain I don't think he created [TS]

  monsters I think they're just terrible [TS]

  terrible people in little machines so we [TS]

  have this conversation yesterday when we [TS]

  have discussing we've been pre-gaming [TS]

  this draft love and 24 hours now and I [TS]

  said the Daleks were monsters [TS]

  nope and you said that i'm being an [TS]

  alien races yeah yeah they're just [TS]

  aliens they are i mean we don't like the [TS]

  mutated humans really i mean when you [TS]

  humanoids when it comes down to it so [TS]

  yeah so instead you go without since i'm [TS]

  going to address who is clearly a [TS]

  supervillain I mean he created this this [TS]

  whole but genetically modified race of [TS]

  things people ish is many times Kahneman [TS]

  back you coming back [TS]

  yep I mean he well for a long time we [TS]

  thought he didn't actually have eyes and [TS]

  we saw through like a weird jewel in his [TS]

  forehead recently found out that's not [TS]

  the case he said I this whole time just [TS]

  kept them closed for some reason he's [TS]

  also creepy as all get-out [TS]

  yes that's not going to say but he's [TS]

  creepy yes kind of monsters looking but [TS]

  definitely definitely a supervillain [TS]

  alright doctor who picks for America [TS]

  David you have a horse [TS]

  what's night I have a horse and a desert [TS]

  and the horse has no name [TS]

  it's now well I've got a villain i would [TS]

  say he's super villain because [TS]

  the the team that put him away faced off [TS]

  against similar villains over the years [TS]

  but he took it one step beyond [TS]

  I'm i guarantee you probably don't know [TS]

  his name it is Big Bob oakley sure Big [TS]

  Bob yeah Big Bob ok I he was a villain [TS]

  who destroys itself not just as one [TS]

  monster but as a gypsy a werewolf [TS]

  Dracula and Frankenstein monster in in [TS]

  order to get the Franken jewels [TS]

  also he makes a mean para sunglasses [TS]

  that's right and in episode 11 of the [TS]

  original scooby-doo where are you a [TS]

  gaggle of galloping ghosts [TS]

  he played for four ghosts to try and get [TS]

  this to happen and he would have gotten [TS]

  away with it too if it hadn't been for [TS]

  those meddling kids [TS]

  that's deep cut David thank you is it [TS]

  just me or is that the most David pic [TS]

  ever haha with way to the next round [TS]

  yeah I in the next round there's going [TS]

  to be some obscure theatrical villain [TS]

  from likely it's gonna be like the like [TS]

  alphabet from wicked or something like [TS]

  that no it's going to be Eugene O'Neill [TS]

  ok spoilers [TS]

  all right you've got you've got the Big [TS]

  Bob ugly from scooby-doo enjoy this even [TS]

  I'm gonna go taking the lead from my [TS]

  previous two contestants here gonna go [TS]

  doctor who and a deep cut but don't [TS]

  worry it's gonna there's gonna be an [TS]

  explanation to this it's a monster a [TS]

  monster is i should say they're called [TS]

  the Croton excellent the stony silence [TS]

  means I get you gentlemen this salad [TS]

  their green salad the grand salad yeah [TS]

  the protons for more from cheese or from [TS]

  a 1969 Doctor Who story that actually [TS]

  still exists [TS]

  try to envision uh about a [TS]

  seven-foot-tall monster that has painted [TS]

  wooden blocks as shoes are you know [TS]

  those little hoses that sort of connects [TS]

  the washing machine to like the rest of [TS]

  the house they're sort of like metallic [TS]

  yeah those are its legs try to envision [TS]

  a refrigerator in both but mid-to-late [TS]

  1960s now try to imagine a cardboard box [TS]

  that would actually how's that [TS]

  refrigerator that's its torso [TS]

  then think of an oversized opaque [TS]

  whiskey glass as its head that spins [TS]

  around on the top and then it speaks in [TS]

  the voice that goes oh cool 3000 well is [TS]

  he here he is there and then dry [TS]

  envision a three-channel universe in [TS]

  England in 1969 and that that [TS]

  monstrosity is occupying time on one of [TS]

  them [TS]

  that's a monstrous thing to do to a [TS]

  generation of children so the Croton [TS]

  zones from 1969 Doctor Who okay Erica [TS]

  space racism question you i have the [TS]

  space races and rebuttal hear it [TS]

  sometimes may work they were just [TS]

  robotic ish people that were trying to [TS]

  get stuff done [TS]

  you know those were just pouring us an [TS]

  actor's inside refrigerator boxes with [TS]

  robotic people what they were trying to [TS]

  do were two solid often they were trying [TS]

  to call the smart people AKA the high [TS]

  brains and then they would use their [TS]

  energy and spit them out the other end [TS]

  where they would be vaporized and they [TS]

  would celebrate stupidity [TS]

  yeah villains villains now supervillain [TS]

  so Erica erica is saying that yours [TS]

  despite all of your space racism their [TS]

  villainous they are villainous in their [TS]

  intent yes well they're just trying to [TS]

  look dumb so they're not very good on [TS]

  salads oddly enough i tried them a [TS]

  couple I disagree [TS]

  lean what do you have you have Voldemort [TS]

  in on your evil team already do [TS]

  I'm really nervous about this one this [TS]

  one I don't know are you courting [TS]

  controversy [TS]

  i am ok so history is written by the [TS]

  victors and I think we all accept that [TS]

  right we all have a very kind of [TS]

  Eurocentric view those of us who are [TS]

  racing the United States and i would say [TS]

  we also have a very earth centric view [TS]

  of who a hero and villain as and [TS]

  therefore I pick the doctor [TS]

  oh snap from my perspective the Jedi are [TS]

  evil [TS]

  I I don't think you're alone in thinking [TS]

  that he's a villain there was a whole [TS]

  arc about that in series six so yeah [TS]

  we're spreading the word dr. Lane [TS]

  explain well you know just think about [TS]

  the poor the poor weeping angels the [TS]

  poor Daleks the book four Daleks to just [TS]

  really worried about mom time and [TS]

  they're just trying to do their thing [TS]

  trying to get things done right kids [TS]

  today are continually thwarted by the [TS]

  doctor and I had while I appreciate it [TS]

  and because i am from Earth I can see [TS]

  other perspectives and I believe that he [TS]

  is kind of villainous CI I'm gonna go [TS]

  with you on this but for different [TS]

  reasons because the doctor has a [TS]

  tendency I mean besides the series 6 [TS]

  thing where you know the word dr. means [TS]

  warrior instead of instead of killer he [TS]

  shows up all over the place and just [TS]

  so's chaos [TS]

  exactly and then he just wants away you [TS]

  know he'll foment a revolution overthrow [TS]

  whatever power system is in place and [TS]

  then he just takes off in his TARDIS and [TS]

  and you know after a revolution that's [TS]

  when things get rough [TS]

  yeah i'm going to accept Erica's [TS]

  argument here too and point out that [TS]

  also means that Angela Lansbury from [TS]

  Murder She Wrote is available [TS]

  that's where everybody died too pretty [TS]

  much the same [TS]

  I've i watch Doctor Who my entire life [TS]

  and it's become my life and I would feel [TS]

  really bad about that decision now this [TS]

  is actually went over a lot better than [TS]

  I thought I do you got your doctor your [TS]

  fanatics up here i'm gonna be in trouble [TS]

  but remember i'm sitting there sitting [TS]

  between them that was dangerous super [TS]

  dangerous Dan you have Satan you know I [TS]

  realize it was a bold choice last time [TS]

  so I'm going to go more conservatives [TS]

  time and take a straight-up supervillain [TS]

  figure who is truly terrorized the poor [TS]

  people of an innocent city make they [TS]

  don't want to go out at night at all [TS]

  because of the threat from this i'm [TS]

  picking Batman [TS]

  thank you hey I he's a villain [TS]

  I mean he dressed up like a bat goes it [TS]

  beats up people like you know he lives [TS]

  in an underground lair constantly in [TS]

  Tony the basement does not make you a [TS]

  village meeting up people does i think [TS]

  it's a really really good thing tony is [TS]

  not here today [TS]

  alright this is partially in his honor [TS]

  uh you know it there's this poor clown [TS]

  who's constantly abused by him for [TS]

  clowns poor clown [TS]

  I you know like four Daleks and port [TS]

  Cybermen is a poor I don't know Bruce [TS]

  Wayne could be spending his billions to [TS]

  help the city but no he does not spend [TS]

  his billions helping Gotham City he [TS]

  spent all that money on himself on toys [TS]

  this wonderful wonderful toys for [TS]

  himself the second round like a realtor [TS]

  and yeah you know Dan you you can you [TS]

  can do what you want here but you're [TS]

  getting a villainous Batman on your on [TS]

  your side I I mean you can't even see [TS]

  the villainous Batman I mean you know [TS]

  he's crazy about you [TS]

  who else do you put next to Satan really [TS]

  the sensitiveness a madman that's [TS]

  logical [TS]

  yeah that's how you introduce them [TS]

  Batman and Satan I mean it's the it's [TS]

  the Bible it's paradise lost its [TS]

  supernatural and it's batman DC Comics [TS]

  yeah okay all right there [TS]

  interesting worldview that we're [TS]

  learning about down here at Brian what's [TS]

  your choice [TS]

  well for those of us who are not [TS]

  socially inclined enough to go to a [TS]

  halloween party and actually meet other [TS]

  people i like board game parties so that [TS]

  you can you know meet other people and [TS]

  have like a reason to be there talking [TS]

  to a bunch of other people so what super [TS]

  villain is always down to play a game [TS]

  everybody's favorite murderous puppet [TS]

  jigsaw from the soft franchise i would [TS]

  invite him to my party so you can bring [TS]

  such party favorites as several hours of [TS]

  catan tendon to ride and carcass so [TS]

  anyone now I'll I good thing there's an [TS]

  audience for that one [TS]

  Brian you're trying to have a party that [TS]

  nobody comes to is that what's going on [TS]

  everyone's gonna arrive and then die so [TS]

  no one's gonna leave the party [TS]

  nobody crowded parties at the hotel [TS]

  galaxy with bodies whoa [TS]

  but no seriously saw was my first horror [TS]

  movie that got me down the ridiculous [TS]

  rabbit hole that is no shock syndrome [TS]

  and all of that so it means a lot to me [TS]

  even if the sequel's did kind of go [TS]

  downhill i like it i want to honor my [TS]

  horror movie roots with the big swirly [TS]

  cheap mascot of the saw franchise [TS]

  alright jigsaw is joining Jack from the [TS]

  shining at brians wonderful halloween [TS]

  party try the punch [TS]

  you're not selling me on this halloween [TS]

  party my calculations next Steve [TS]

  decisions decisions [TS]

  boy the strategy and plan and plan my [TS]

  strategy oh why start now he's suddenly [TS]

  all right [TS]

  yeah well I'm gonna continue with my [TS]

  usual strategy which is to pick people [TS]

  that there's no chance in hell anybody [TS]

  else is going to pick there by [TS]

  completely circumventing the whole point [TS]

  of the draft stretchy mr. hands down [TS]

  what's that we have a point here that I [TS]

  can say okay then go on by all means [TS]

  so I I'm gonna go down my list a little [TS]

  bit i'm gonna take the tall man from [TS]

  phantasm off the board [TS]

  oh no it's more like bored you play the [TS]

  game right [TS]

  yeah it was my first horror movie I saw [TS]

  in the theater in 1978 I was six [TS]

  so I'm a little bit of an impression on [TS]

  the top man you look at how did how were [TS]

  you allowed to be kept with your parents [TS]

  using his Guardians so my older I was [TS]

  actually supposed to meet my brothers [TS]

  and influence and I don't think he was [TS]

  supposed to be in the theater either [TS]

  technically but this explains a lot [TS]

  it's a good good modeling on behalf of [TS]

  my siblings you think you look at the [TS]

  tall man you think [TS]

  well he's just an old dude who happens [TS]

  to be wearing lifts and that's not that [TS]

  impressive but he has a lot of things [TS]

  going for him he has a variety of powers [TS]

  that I think potentially push him from [TS]

  monster into super villain but i don't [TS]

  think we necessarily need to parse that [TS]

  out too much he can turn into a hot [TS]

  seventies check with too much eye shadow [TS]

  which is pretty sweet [TS]

  I mean you never know any one of those [TS]

  around right he commands an army of dead [TS]

  people that he has compressed down to [TS]

  one-third sized and dressed up as jaws [TS]

  which you know if that's your thing [TS]

  whatever it is it is he can [TS]

  single-handedly pick up an occupied [TS]

  coffin that previously took eight [TS]

  strapping young dudes to lift so that's [TS]

  pretty sweet [TS]

  and the fact that the coffin is clearly [TS]

  made of cardboard really shouldn't [TS]

  diminish that feed in any way but you [TS]

  know he has a shiny flying robot iqbal [TS]

  that sucks all the blood out of people's [TS]

  heads and spit all over the floor that [TS]

  that comes in handy once in awhile and [TS]

  if you several fingers they turn into [TS]

  giant flies and his blood is apparently [TS]

  mustard so you never run out of [TS]

  condiments [TS]

  so he's you know he's kind of a Swiss [TS]

  Army knife of monsters / supervillains [TS]

  and you know you freaked me out pretty [TS]

  good as a kid so I'm gonna gonna honor [TS]

  him in this way by selecting him to hang [TS]

  out with Skeletor and I on my list of [TS]

  dudes that I drafted right honored [TS]

  monster on Monster Island Steve's [TS]

  Monster Island that's right very good [TS]

  okay Monty you're sitting next to the [TS]

  guy with Skeletor in the tall man you [TS]

  have Grover what what next [TS]

  I think I'm gonna win well i'm going to [TS]

  pick a villain and i'd like to take a [TS]

  second to discuss the different weenie [TS]

  villain and a supervillain okay here we [TS]

  go [TS]

  you would agree would you not that a [TS]

  villain named oh don't tell me what I [TS]

  would agree with I'm just a simple [TS]

  country like you don't know me a villain [TS]

  who appears in comic books has a extra [TS]

  start on being a supervillain and in [TS]

  addition a villain with vast resources [TS]

  and who appeared complex almost [TS]

  certainly a supervillain and the villain [TS]

  who's just completely diabolical and has [TS]

  no regard anyway picking Cruella De Vil [TS]

  who did appear in a couple of comic [TS]

  books there is a adaptation of 101 [TS]

  Dalmatians in March 1961 and she's [TS]

  clearly very rich look at that car for [TS]

  one thing it's like three city blocks [TS]

  long [TS]

  she's extremely villainous he has no [TS]

  regard for any rules you will cut up an [TS]

  animal like that [TS]

  ical wow that's good fully I like deco [TS]

  there and also she's incredibly stylish [TS]

  which i think is important in a villain [TS]

  and that's what takes you from villain [TS]

  to supervillain super-stylish militant I [TS]

  would admit I'm a little worried about [TS]

  my team having cruella de vil and Grover [TS]

  Elmo did Ella I'm hoping that grouper [TS]

  re looking like Grover is a little bit [TS]

  too mangy to be made into a hat it run [TS]

  and you have to admit it's a bold move [TS]

  for disney to basically have a [TS]

  vivisectionist as a villain that's mean [TS]

  Grover this dog so haha he's a very bad [TS]

  waiter now part of the Disney family of [TS]

  properties all right [TS]

  Cruella De Vil is added to your list [TS]

  general to mention the theme song [TS]

  oh yeah she has a great theme song that [TS]

  there you may have the only villain that [TS]

  has her own theme song [TS]

  there are plenty of songs about safety [TS]

  and what about a very good one mr. that [TS]

  man [TS]

  yeah that's right there's that Batman [TS]

  song that now that say okay yeah i was [TS]

  truly rousing rendition multi-bank is [TS]

  good [TS]

  Joe steal what's your choice i'm going [TS]

  on a little bit of it [TS]

  tangent here from what I would dare you [TS]

  sorry stick to format please branch off [TS]

  from from this election to something I [TS]

  think might be a little bit more [TS]

  monstrous in vilnius but still perhaps [TS]

  within the Disney family and so I'm [TS]

  gonna go with Ursula the sea witch [TS]

  yes because I feel like she's pretty not [TS]

  nice to people sometimes and she's kind [TS]

  of gross with the shape-shifting stuff [TS]

  into a giant version of herself or into [TS]

  a person to seduce another man so it's [TS]

  it's good she has powers so she's super [TS]

  and in her maybe true form [TS]

  she's kind of monstrous right so i think [TS]

  i think you're completely justified in [TS]

  picking Ursula so I'm going with that [TS]

  one [TS]

  she also has minions this creepy creepy [TS]

  gross heels jetsam yeah Wow [TS]

  if you say so ten points to Joe for [TS]

  knowing the names of the eels in the [TS]

  little mermaid [TS]

  the bosses on a roll those poor [TS]

  unfortunate souls hmm i think his ellen [TS]

  has a better theme song that my village [TS]

  both very good [TS]

  alright so it's not my time for my pic [TS]

  and i'm going to pick something you know [TS]

  one of the classic monsters in all of [TS]

  history is the revived from various [TS]

  pieces of other bodies Frankenstein [TS]

  right frankincense months duration sorry [TS]

  I don't want to be incorrect here [TS]

  Frankenstein's monster I'm sure you're [TS]

  gonna say John Madden Frankenstein's [TS]

  monster a classic we've seen in many [TS]

  forms from the comedic to the horrific [TS]

  in literary form and of course made [TS]

  famous in film forum and what I want to [TS]

  point out here is that what you're truly [TS]

  evil is the supervillain behind the [TS]

  monster the man who brought life [TS]

  horrible horrible monstrous life from [TS]

  death and that's why i'm picking with my [TS]

  choice [TS]

  dr. Frankenstein supervillain doctors [TS]

  are able you heard it here it's frank [TS]

  enstein James created a monster [TS]

  see what I did there I want to anyway [TS]

  dr. Frankenstein is this the dog like [TS]

  Frankenstein of Frankenstein's island or [TS]

  is this [TS]

  I prefer to think of him as john [TS]

  carradine Frankenstein island his would [TS]

  you say he has power the power he has [TS]

  power and strength power he has the [TS]

  power the power [TS]

  oh yeah and he fought yes wouldn't no [TS]

  more spray inside the power right we are [TS]

  to repower around in doesn't everybody [TS]

  feel we have a mic restart Jason what [TS]

  what will happen now Erica your back [TS]

  around have you have you get got it [TS]

  together if you don't added some [TS]

  thoughts here i have have actually [TS]

  listening to Monte sort of talk about [TS]

  what what really makes a supervillain [TS]

  that was helpful for me because because [TS]

  i was able to kind of put things [TS]

  together i have chosen someone not from [TS]

  Doctor Who although i am staying on [TS]

  brand to a certain extent someone who [TS]

  has special abilities and powers can [TS]

  shape-shift has vast resources an entire [TS]

  kingdom has plenty of minions lots and [TS]

  lots of them [TS]

  populating this kingdom style Wow [TS]

  yes [TS]

  I mean this may be one of the most [TS]

  stylish feelings we talked about at all [TS]

  got Cruella De Vil though and I don't [TS]

  just just you wait right also theme song [TS]

  several several songs really great songs [TS]

  i'm talking about Jareth the Goblin King [TS]

  from labyrinth as played by david bowie [TS]

  yeah i mean cruel develop pretty stylish [TS]

  but that [TS]

  Wow as you watch that movie David [TS]

  Bowie's costumes just get better and [TS]

  better also lighter and lighter as his [TS]

  character sort of starts to be redeemed [TS]

  before the end of the film and then just [TS]

  doesn't quite get there [TS]

  yeah David Bowie I think the true [TS]

  villain or his tights in the movie i [TS]

  would not say villain that's the hero [TS]

  that film [TS]

  alright labyrinth that's absolute idiocy [TS]

  you're comfortable with their know right [TS]

  David you have a bad horse in a [TS]

  scooby-doo villain what's next [TS]

  I i just want to say i want to bet with [TS]

  myself because i was i was going to say [TS]

  she was gonna pick Jareth so thank you [TS]

  what did you win David deny the ayat [TS]

  this big so I'm going outside the box a [TS]

  little bit i know i know david you've [TS]

  been outside the box for quite some time [TS]

  and I haven't been in the box and [TS]

  decades get it back in the box before [TS]

  yeah we have a stage full boxes on the [TS]

  loot careers and here's a box for David [TS]

  to go in this yeah but they're all great [TS]

  chefs of roger maris on walking dead i [TS]

  did about walking dead so okay this is a [TS]

  man who is quite famous he faked his own [TS]

  death put his closest dearest friend in [TS]

  two years of anguish and invented this [TS]

  is where we get into headcanon but [TS]

  there's nothing in the text to [TS]

  contradict this invented a supervillain [TS]

  nemesis as an excuse to fake his own [TS]

  death [TS]

  sherlock holmes we never see Professor [TS]

  Moriarty in the original stories there [TS]

  we only have his word for it that the [TS]

  Moriarity even exists and he was tired [TS]

  of being documented the way Watson was [TS]

  documenting he just wanted to get away [TS]

  how best to do that fake his own death [TS]

  so [TS]

  there you go sherlock holmes sherlock [TS]

  holmes monster doing that so we're just [TS]

  gonna let that stand then a he created a [TS]

  supervillain for monstrous reason [TS]

  allegedly allegedly yeah i'll go with [TS]

  that I I don't know [TS]

  judges I I'm not CNN alright how about [TS]

  how bad but whatever just get to just [TS]

  get to replace it [TS]

  well it's finally sure I'm even [TS]

  disqualified yeah it had to happen [TS]

  eventually right [TS]

  this is just my alternate two pics in [TS]

  one round I see what you're doing good [TS]

  my alternate pic would be used to [TS]

  someone portrayed by Ricardo Montalban [TS]

  do that mr. Roarke for destroy I'll [TS]

  allow it [TS]

  destroying people who just wanted a [TS]

  simple fantasy they just wanted an [TS]

  enjoyable weekend and every damn time he [TS]

  destroys them with irony for those who [TS]

  only know Fantasy Island from Ricardo [TS]

  Montalban and his white suits and her [TS]

  village is going to playing boss the [TS]

  plane will you watch some of those it is [TS]

  dark it is dark [TS]

  it's like the little boat it was like [TS]

  The Love Boat but it began to sink that [TS]

  is Francie speaking of roddy mcdowall [TS]

  had a recurring role as a camel yes I [TS]

  did you know about my love boat [TS]

  fanfiction Jason I read the internet [TS]

  okay mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island that [TS]

  is entirely and he has a little tiny [TS]

  minion [TS]

  I mean come on wasn't Malcolm at all [TS]

  with the reboot [TS]

  yep any role that can be played by [TS]

  Malcolm McDowell is a supervillain [TS]

  that's right that's right solid pick and [TS]

  will end Ricardo was scarier [TS]

  mmm Stephen well it's advantageous to [TS]

  have George Lucas and somebody wearing [TS]

  wooden shoes in a refrigerator box [TS]

  yes yes so a Dutchman 1969 doctorhugo it [TS]

  was advantageous that this loot crate [TS]

  box dropped in my lap that has a book [TS]

  entitled the Legion of regrettable [TS]

  supervillains synergy I and I could I [TS]

  could reach into the depths of this epic [TS]

  tome and select such notable enemies is [TS]

  the human flying fish and praying mantis [TS]

  man but i won't i won't today I'm going [TS]

  for the fifth round going to yes i'm i'm [TS]

  keeping that for [TS]

  yeah for the sleeper picks at the end [TS]

  there I'm gonna go with back to the star [TS]

  wars universe Grand Moff Tarkin as a [TS]

  supervillain for twas he who in fact [TS]

  sort of led the the Imperial Alliance [TS]

  Imperial death squad in in Star Wars [TS]

  even commandeering you gonna get a [TS]

  ruling on doors issues on the Imperial [TS]

  alliance i don't know i just i don't [TS]

  know what they're in order to fire those [TS]

  guy fire the guys in the suits [TS]

  I don't want your doctor who fan i'm [TS]

  gonna start making stuff up so well and [TS]

  apparently he has a apparently he has [TS]

  quite a foul stench from what he does [TS]

  apparently he stinks [TS]

  according to at least one princess from [TS]

  a former planet he doesn't smell like [TS]

  Corinthian leather like some horrible [TS]

  and not commented off-the-record what [TS]

  makes him a monster is that he actually [TS]

  is like holding Vader's leash throughout [TS]

  this entire this entire movie arm his [TS]

  interrogation tactics are horrifying you [TS]

  know stage one of her of his [TS]

  interrogation of Princess Leia is [TS]

  blowing up her planet where does he go [TS]

  from there [TS]

  it's difficult to think and then what do [TS]

  you think that peter cushing during most [TS]

  of the scenes that were Jews in costume [TS]

  didn't like his boots and so basically [TS]

  destroyed princess Leia's planet while [TS]

  wearing hushpuppy slippers [TS]

  that's remarkable callousness that makes [TS]

  him a monster supervillain I think any [TS]

  time you are in charge of doing here [TS]

  like Darth Vader's manager [TS]

  yeah you got you got to do his annual [TS]

  review and you blow up a planet [TS]

  yeah you're a supervillain exactly yeah [TS]

  and everyone knows you have to dress for [TS]

  blowing up planets that's not something [TS]

  you can be casual about ya know you were [TS]

  well Peter Cushing Grand Moff Tarkin [TS]

  that's a great one [TS]

  ok i really wouldn't have been even more [TS]

  insulting to like turn up in your boxer [TS]

  shorts to blow princess Leia's planet [TS]

  I couldn't even bother he's still in bed [TS]

  he just radio today and he doesn't want [TS]

  to even get up but he's gonna blow up [TS]

  your planet anyway he's that evil alene [TS]

  Voldemort in the doctor [TS]

  we get along okay [TS]

  mmm i have i have a couple of choices [TS]

  here I think [TS]

  alright so we already have a Sesame [TS]

  Street choice but i think i have to pick [TS]

  another one and they're aliens [TS]

  yeah haha yeah they mean yeah yeah if [TS]

  you give me know all monsters are super [TS]

  villain so if they're just aliens and [TS]

  we've got some more spaces I'm happening [TS]

  here space racism don't know but they [TS]

  was bein is a perfectly nice planet but [TS]

  they always are creepy [TS]

  namely that annoy your creepy they are [TS]

  creepy they make that noise and the way [TS]

  they move makes the monstrous there are [TS]

  only like Earth monster why their space [TS]

  space monsters in do they have names [TS]

  what are they worried about the eps I [TS]

  really yeah from you gain planet whose [TS]

  pain i only knew them as mere from your [TS]

  community spaces with that and it's just [TS]

  like automatically look into the jar [TS]

  like into totally on the edges and you [TS]

  know it kind of like Wiggles the job [TS]

  whales jaw shouldn't do that the Grover [TS]

  president i'm going to use a space [TS]

  monster okay thank you i'll allow it [TS]

  thank you i love those guys I didn't [TS]

  find him creepy at all [TS]

  I thought they were going to write angry [TS]

  dan hi Jason you got Satan in Batman [TS]

  well what else do i need a pass [TS]

  yeah you know I've been thinking over [TS]

  and and all right this next one I [TS]

  realized my beloved contentious but i do [TS]

  i delved into some case law precedent [TS]

  for that i'm picking a truly insidious [TS]

  monster they're really just gets into [TS]

  your head destroys your psyche keeps you [TS]

  awake at night until you're so you know [TS]

  basically riddled with insomnia that you [TS]

  can never again rest i'm picking the [TS]

  monster mash [TS]

  dammit Brian your hopes have been [TS]

  graveyard smash I knew somebody was [TS]

  gonna pick it [TS]

  I didn't think it would be dan I'm going [TS]

  off-book with this one [TS]

  the words you've been waiting to hear [TS]

  I'll allow it [TS]

  Cyrus pic of the robot was the president [TS]

  I believe so I Boris tickets monster [TS]

  mesh yup it was a graveyard smelly it [TS]

  was a caught on in a flash and so you're [TS]

  the lyrics there I do [TS]

  the leaders / came prepared everybody [TS]

  nothing came prepared [TS]

  yeah I'm afraid we can't accept this [TS]

  bitch unless you put on a horrible [TS]

  Transylvanian accent while you say those [TS]

  things it has to be something like in [TS]

  the man I can't do it now not gonna do [TS]

  it was a graveyard like a matter of mash [TS]

  is still on the board the monster mash [TS]

  it's required [TS]

  it's part and parcel yeah so nothing [TS]

  worse than getting the monster and stuck [TS]

  in your head as we all know because it's [TS]

  really hard to get out so the monster [TS]

  mash I feel is the only thing that can [TS]

  complement Batman and Satan I thought [TS]

  you were going with to go with something [TS]

  intangible like insomnia which would [TS]

  have been interesting and I might have [TS]

  allowed it but month the monster mash [TS]

  solid it's got monster right in the name [TS]

  exactly and Mars arguing thank you [TS]

  alright thank you dan you've got saved [TS]

  in bed and you know what they're doing [TS]

  they're doing the monster math right now [TS]

  Brian you have horrible things from [TS]

  horror movies [TS]

  who's your third guest at your horrible [TS]

  halloween party I legitimately was going [TS]

  to pick the monster mash as the song [TS]

  that everybody would dance to so instead [TS]

  i will pick it's DJ as portrayed by [TS]

  christian bale in the 1999-2000 ish [TS]

  movie american psycho patrick bateman [TS]

  every song he would murder somebody he [TS]

  would play here we lose the news he [TS]

  would play for Collins it would be a [TS]

  great time he has fantastic taste in [TS]

  music and fantastic taste in fashion as [TS]

  he murders people so the more music [TS]

  plays the more people would die and i [TS]

  feel like that is the hallmark of a [TS]

  great halloween party that's a good [TS]

  that's a good monster don't know why I'm [TS]

  never going to a halloween party with [TS]

  you ever no one ever has its ok brought [TS]

  Brian just now I'm months following it [TS]

  rain does not want people at his party [TS]

  he does not want you there with me [TS]

  please no he's a halloween party martyr [TS]

  celebrate social anxiety disorder [TS]

  alright that is a creepy group you got [TS]

  there Brian Steve you have the tall man [TS]

  from phantasm and skeletor I do now what [TS]

  I think I've done what do you think [TS]

  beyond that [TS]

  alright alright so much if I must you [TS]

  know if I may be serious for a moment [TS]

  you know i'm all about strategy right [TS]

  yeah I don't think you can [TS]

  you're probably right i'm gonna take I'm [TS]

  gonna take everyone in this room [TS]

  including myself because Jason aren't we [TS]

  the real monsters [TS]

  I know I am roll credits that is such a [TS]

  Power Move I've got so many monsters now [TS]

  you guys are going down [TS]

  Steve I have a point of order question [TS]

  but just the people in this room or is [TS]

  it always a humanity at least it's us [TS]

  it's us i'm gonna put down its gonna be [TS]

  determined in determining are we are the [TS]

  true monster shirts [TS]

  that's right it was mostly mostly you [TS]

  but suddenly this is the end of a law [TS]

  and order SVU episode earlier it's the [TS]

  end of every Twilight Zone episode 2 it [TS]

  makes you think that doesn't it does it [TS]

  makes you it makes me think that I need [TS]

  to look inside myself that's what that's [TS]

  what i'm going for in this draft i want [TS]

  to i want to make you think [TS]

  introspection I want to make you feel [TS]

  mhm you really turn the mirror on [TS]

  ourselves there see if I did yeah yeah [TS]

  yeah that's what I'm all about [TS]

  I appreciated your welcome moment of [TS]

  reflection from Steve let's Monty broker [TS]

  every may still be alive and Cruella De [TS]

  Vil is eyeing him carefully [TS]

  well since we've already picked a song [TS]

  haha i'm going to pick part of another [TS]

  song Kanye West Side monster from my [TS]

  beautiful dark twisted fantasy came out [TS]

  in 2010 [TS]

  it is a great song but I'm only picking [TS]

  Nicki Minaj first because it has the [TS]

  best verse she didn't have the whole [TS]

  song if you want to work okay all right [TS]

  Monty she says it's 50k forever so be [TS]

  prepared i understand i'm willing to pay [TS]

  that because on a song with kanye west [TS]

  jay-z rick ross and for some reason bode [TS]

  there [TS]

  Nicki Minaj comes on and crushes all of [TS]

  them [TS]

  it's a very important moment in music [TS]

  she shows that she is the best rapper [TS]

  and she's up your hand out what's the [TS]

  reading on this or we explicit careful [TS]

  yeah i would rather not edit this so she [TS]

  is a something something monster [TS]

  ok good audience look at what you just [TS]

  saw this is what you live for all right [TS]

  we are we're getting in the weeds now [TS]

  Joe I i haven't quite had dissipated [TS]

  that so I'm kind of taking a u-turn from [TS]

  from that back towards what i was doing [TS]

  yeah exactly what you don't like you [TS]

  can't really top a verse from a song so [TS]

  I'm going to go with the t1000 which is [TS]

  0 a robot but not a nice robot because [TS]

  he's programmed to do things and it's [TS]

  terminate its part of its name so it's a [TS]

  gonna go do that and it's going to [TS]

  shape-shift into people and things and [TS]

  replace your adoptive mother and just [TS]

  generally be terrifying [TS]

  so I'm sticking that one side bar [TS]

  Terminator robot right yeah [TS]

  terminators totally robotic distractions [TS]

  got some stuff on it Oh 1080 1080 is is [TS]

  the arnold schwarzenegger new no teeth [TS]

  it made with liquid metal is it that one [TS]

  okay Robert Patrick yeah have you seen [TS]

  this boy that ok got it [TS]

  I feel like there's a theme song we all [TS]

  need to sing well no we don't [TS]

  after that I feel differently than that [TS]

  it is a robot though I will I will grant [TS]

  you and and it's gonna robot the monster [TS]

  or a supervillain what we think about [TS]

  monsters needed i hope so because I've [TS]

  got two pics later on alright it's a [TS]

  shape-shifting liquid metal thing its [TS]

  much yeah okay it's a it's a thing [TS]

  well if it's a thing that it's a monster [TS]

  we've already established that yeah [TS]

  president of the thing okay so believe [TS]

  it or not this it will in the third [TS]

  round which means that we will have pic [TS]

  30 supervillains monsters and also songs [TS]

  or parts of songs [TS]

  and people and and us and we picked us [TS]

  I actually had that on my list of [TS]

  humanity I don't want that out so thanks [TS]

  a lot Steve for that I was gonna pick [TS]

  paranoia on the grounds that was the [TS]

  monster that was due on Maple Street [TS]

  yeah well I'm gonna go with a very [TS]

  similar pick Montee to close out this [TS]

  and then we'll we'll ask what everybody [TS]

  else had on their list [TS]

  I'm gonna pick the monster that you know [TS]

  is under your bed with my pic childhood [TS]

  fear that you know there's a monster [TS]

  you know it's under there you know it's [TS]

  only there when the light is out and [TS]

  that is going to be my choice is the [TS]

  childhood fear of the most horrible [TS]

  monster of all the one that you have to [TS]

  imagine yourself and you just know [TS]

  what's down there ready to kill you [TS]

  so this time you are picking john madden [TS]

  hasn't been down there for a while so [TS]

  yeah monster under your bed [TS]

  get out of there gonna get one if it [TS]

  learns that laughter is more powerful I [TS]

  am surprised nobody nobody picked I had [TS]

  them had the monsters incorporated [TS]

  monster scarers in my list and and [TS]

  nobody picked that but now i would like [TS]

  you all to bring out your dead monsters [TS]

  and supervillains and tell us what [TS]

  didn't you pick in this amazing [TS]

  collection of thirty monsters and [TS]

  supervillains Erica jason with a fair [TS]

  amount of time left we could probably do [TS]

  one more round would look around and [TS]

  make it a lightning round lightning [TS]

  round we do lightning round ok we'll do [TS]

  a lightning round [TS]

  ok save one of those things somebody [TS]

  everybody think of something little [TS]

  faster well as I see a crowd that looks [TS]

  hungry for more [TS]

  alright alright for my lightning round [TS]

  pick [TS]

  I'm going to pick a wizard and of some [TS]

  sort I think and every great [TS]

  supervillain has a cat so i'm picking [TS]

  Gargamel from the Smurfs Azrael man love [TS]

  Israel terrifying that he is what is why [TS]

  he's a magician right so they're really [TS]

  the smurfs like that whole show in [TS]

  general pretty monstrous so we have you [TS]

  watched it recently [TS]

  Wow and argue that David i am amazed [TS]

  that we are 31 pics in and he's still on [TS]

  the board so i will go with my backup [TS]

  required amount [TS]

  bond and go for continuity and so seeing [TS]

  original recipe [TS]

  yes not the I extra extra crispy [TS]

  Cumberbatch not not mr. Sherlock no all [TS]

  right you already tried that with [TS]

  Sherlock Holmes stephen i want to point [TS]

  out that in this book the Legion of [TS]

  regrettable supervillains by john morris [TS]

  need lootcrate addition that Satan is [TS]

  actually in this book from a 1941 comic [TS]

  and he's on the cover what I like is [TS]

  that he's not he's not only Satan but [TS]

  he's also wearing a Nazi swastika that's [TS]

  you know he's back on his chest a little [TS]

  on-the-nose did a little bit it's not [TS]

  always easy Satan he's also a not seen [TS]

  it is i'm not convinced yet Steven [TS]

  consider something else [TS]

  well he's shooting blood of his eyes I [TS]

  think as well I'm grabbing a level where [TS]

  yall yeah that that child and some [TS]

  black-and-white movie with the like [TS]

  things [TS]

  yeah it's pretty creepy quite amazing [TS]

  anyway that you don't get to pick that [TS]

  because they already has all exactly [TS]

  exactly all of Satan's on there i I'm [TS]

  gonna pick want to throw out there on [TS]

  the main villain from the most [TS]

  underrated motion pictures of our time [TS]

  and that is Flash Gordon I ming the [TS]

  merciless [TS]

  is colitis i'm bored is this first line [TS]

  and it just goes up from there I think [TS]

  he's brilliant in that wonderful campy [TS]

  horrible movie that I quite enjoyed [TS]

  being the merciless merciless for my [TS]

  lean you got any I do all right do I I [TS]

  came for [TS]

  came for [TS]

  Baird and I am picking the feminists [TS]

  ultimate supervillain poison ivy [TS]

  wow yeah she thought that's a hey a real [TS]

  super villain has been picked this show [TS]

  much dad how did this happen [TS]

  well dang it anymore about poison i was [TS]

  going to you but it was just like [TS]

  universal acceptance so no but she's [TS]

  she's amazing and she does some cool [TS]

  things with harley but she is [TS]

  eco-conscious she is all about rights [TS]

  for for plants and she doesn't need a [TS]

  man she can she can make a family [TS]

  herself and I think that you know that's [TS]

  that's pretty amazing [TS]

  alright poison ivy actual supervillain [TS]

  damn i'm picking ET what get off the [TS]

  stage entertainment tonight my least [TS]

  favorite TV show [TS]

  ok first off spaces faith racism and and [TS]

  second off my villain [TS]

  well you had a really different reading [TS]

  that movie that I did he stole all that [TS]

  candy stole the candy he links his life [TS]

  force to a little kid didn't like it [TS]

  starts like draining his agency freeze [TS]

  the frogs [TS]

  I don't know it's pretty terrifying no [TS]

  no no yeah he calls his brethren down [TS]

  like to know possibly invade us i died i [TS]

  think monstrous no yeah i do know [TS]

  rejected a somewhat ET was the monster [TS]

  under Dan's bed when would you be able [TS]

  to do that but in cities and adorable [TS]

  monster in drew barrymore's closet [TS]

  he's good just want to point out that [TS]

  Sherlock is way more monstrous than ET [TS]

  challenge now what the judges have [TS]

  rejected me [TS]

  yeah quite a while ago but you kept [TS]

  going for the shot the Ewoks [TS]

  I i'm actually on board with that one [TS]

  those are monstrous little sons it [TS]

  started a long decline [TS]

  Oh star wars franchise we already had [TS]

  George Lucas but whining about the [TS]

  prequels top know what else you got all [TS]

  right i'll go with my last night was [TS]

  actually a serious break from the star [TS]

  wars universe Grand Admiral Thrawn who [TS]

  is a cannon [TS]

  sorry not Kennedy was to use in back and [TS]

  once again my friend you know that guy [TS]

  who said that is also not canon [TS]

  yeah he's a supervillain asst he has [TS]

  like diabolical plans superpowers [TS]

  interpreting bad guys by their art it's [TS]

  pretty pretty scary it's scary ya know [TS]

  you read ice creepy red eyes looks into [TS]

  your soul [TS]

  you got it yeah you some Visine for that [TS]

  arm and et yeah all right nighty brian i [TS]

  you get a bonus at your party [TS]

  great I'm any party nowadays needs a [TS]

  good high person social media person i [TS]

  would like that person be the Blair [TS]

  Witch my party i'm assuming that she can [TS]

  use a camera after all these years of [TS]

  having a bunch of film equipment left in [TS]

  our woods and she really broke a sin [TS]

  ok we win he shoots he scores [TS]

  she can do a really really good viral [TS]

  campaign all the pp things hanging from [TS]

  the trees are getting everyone in the [TS]

  doors [TS]

  I do believe that she would be very good [TS]

  on snapchat vine r.i.p and Twitter you [TS]

  say r.i.p good I'm died [TS]

  we don't need a moment of silence for by [TS]

  you're the only person dwelling on vine [TS]

  right now not only it's only six seconds [TS]

  and also really aged 16 seconds of [TS]

  silence which is Lupe's though [TS]

  rest in peace fine rest in peace fine [TS]

  resident p sliding all right Stephen [TS]

  rest in peace five but it's your turn [TS]

  I'm gonna take e.t allow it no no [TS]

  no I maybe the version played by Ricardo [TS]

  Montalban oh he's got the rich [TS]

  Corinthian letter for bankruptcy let ya [TS]

  know i'm going to take a pyramid head [TS]

  from Silent Hill 2 specifically he's a [TS]

  guy dressed up in like a butcher's apron [TS]

  he's got a dead great flesh and he has [TS]

  what looks like an industrial trash can [TS]

  on his head and that's terrifying for [TS]

  some reason I'm not entirely sure why [TS]

  but he misses you throughout silent hill [TS]

  2 he's got a very interesting backstory [TS]

  really represents man's grief over the [TS]

  death of his wife which is more than you [TS]

  usually get from say your your-your-your [TS]

  Kanye West hunks i have not so yeah [TS]

  pyramid [TS]

  yeah freaking out pretty good and I [TS]

  enjoy enjoys work [TS]

  ok go with trash can on his head goes [TS]

  into the club with the refrigerator box [TS]

  on the torso [TS]

  that's right those are monstrous Monty [TS]

  uh-huh [TS]

  wyd cryptids count as monsters but the [TS]

  Loch Ness monster does so i'm going to [TS]

  pick a specific version of Bigfoot [TS]

  namely Sasquatch as seen in the Six [TS]

  Million Dollar Man oh yes who is also a [TS]

  robot was also a robot yeah or a cyborg [TS]

  some sort [TS]

  I don't know is that a robot or not i'll [TS]

  refer to you I think we did an episode [TS]

  about this is determined to be robot yes [TS]

  let's do that episode of robot or not to [TS]

  determine whether it is i think he is a [TS]

  robot Oh in my headcanon sasquatch in [TS]

  the Six Million Dollar Man was a robot [TS]

  and not a bionic sasquatch [TS]

  I see that's my feeling about it but you [TS]

  can have all the Bigfoots you want all [TS]

  the Bigfoots are just this just the one [TS]

  sure I'll take all the Bigfoot i'll take [TS]

  you to meet Jason sasquatches and yet no [TS]

  yetis what yet interesting sorry i'm [TS]

  sorry i have to draw the line at Yeti [TS]

  racism my microphone isn't that bad [TS]

  Joe [TS]

  continuing the shape-shifting thing I'm [TS]

  gonna go with the clay face from the [TS]

  Batman the Animated Series have never [TS]

  won the last round had a nice tight fit [TS]

  you had four choices and you didn't big [TS]

  plays [TS]

  yeah well specifically the two-part [TS]

  episode where he's introduced the second [TS]

  part of that where you actually see [TS]

  Clayface not the first part where you [TS]

  see tripping and that it really [TS]

  highlights how monstrous he is and [TS]

  how he's lost his humanity and given [TS]

  into getting revenge so monster [TS]

  supervillain joke monster [TS]

  no he's not doesn't really like [TS]

  coordinated mentally enough for putting [TS]

  together teams of people but he can be [TS]

  teams of people [TS]

  well it's good point he's his own super [TS]

  villain alright with my pic to round out [TS]

  this surprise fourth round of the [TS]

  monster that goes fast doesn't it goes [TS]

  fast i choose it comes at you fast i'm [TS]

  going to choose the king of the monsters [TS]

  Godzilla they say he's got to go up from [TS]

  the depths 30 stories high [TS]

  breathing fire he stands in the sky [TS]

  don't mention his cousin got zookeys not [TS]

  canon and guy key and and from the point [TS]

  of view of all the other monsters [TS]

  he's also a supervillain the I suppose [TS]

  so right kill all monsters so Godzilla [TS]

  you know this is the the definitive the [TS]

  giant got a kaiju the guy on the rubber [TS]

  suit who stomps through a little [TS]

  miniature City and it cancels the best [TS]

  Godzilla i kid you not he's on my [TS]

  bringing out the dead list i'm sure he [TS]

  is so let's bring out the dead then he [TS]

  lives on Monster Island he lives on [TS]

  Monster Island again I implore you not [TS]

  the Roland Emmerich version I wouldn't [TS]

  go that way to go back to that'sthat's [TS]

  Roland Emmerich's the monster that's [TS]

  right he was the monster all along [TS]

  roland emmerich on the board available [TS]

  bring out your dead Erica what else you [TS]

  have that we didn't get to uh I i [TS]

  managed to come up with a little bit of [TS]

  a list i'm going to need a ruling from [TS]

  down on whether or not i can take this [TS]

  one but I was going to say Randall Flagg [TS]

  from stephen king's yeah maybe it's [TS]

  perfectly okay i just wanna make sure he [TS]

  was separate enough from Satan that I [TS]

  was allowed to take him I think I think [TS]

  he's separated he's ok ok so the flag on [TS]

  my uh my dad list also the judge here [TS]

  what is happening [TS]

  well just I guess I could have a [TS]

  suggestion not finished he has some [TS]

  possession on Satan and she was asking [TS]

  if Randall agus is a covered understand [TS]

  seating is very with dance ruling so I [TS]

  didn't mean to overrule him even though [TS]

  i have that power and can be used it [TS]

  ok right and you know your place too [TS]

  because you're bad chase how's your [TS]

  house was doing um I also [TS]

  add from once upon a time I show i like [TS]

  very much has some great super I think [TS]

  villains up Regina and mr. gold were two [TS]

  on my list didn't get you and then also [TS]

  I was kind of going through the list of [TS]

  podcast I do mostly doctor who and I got [TS]

  to Babylon 5 and thought I should pick [TS]

  the shadows who are doing from that show [TS]

  is that not space racism that they do [TS]

  some pretty villainous things I don't [TS]

  want to go into too much detail because [TS]

  my spouse has not seen the whole show [TS]

  yet and we're watching it now but so are [TS]

  otherwise I might have gotten slightly [TS]

  different actually might have a might [TS]

  have a reference there but uh but it's [TS]

  okay these are the picture didn't Nick [TS]

  David what did you not pick well I've [TS]

  got going to Batman I've got racial [TS]

  ghoul who is kind of the one of the [TS]

  ultimates there [TS]

  Oh Hedy Lamarr I mean Hedley Lamarr [TS]

  David Mamet haha the animators at Pixar [TS]

  because they're monsters for making us [TS]

  cry every damn time and cry again at the [TS]

  end topic twitter because they are able [TS]

  they are able to recognize and delete [TS]

  NBC olympics app a NBC olympics tweets [TS]

  but they can't recognize and delete and [TS]

  take care of your abuse so monsters [TS]

  going to Sesame Street for a minute [TS]

  Elmo for taking up all the time that [TS]

  Grover used to have on Elmo is truly a [TS]

  monster was truly a monster is David [TS]

  that was a great transition from Twitter [TS]

  abuse to Elmo but it's an analog i would [TS]

  go with that also the two-headed monster [TS]

  who is adorable and I love the [TS]

  two-headed monster King Ghidorah because [TS]

  three months two heads are better than [TS]

  two [TS]

  that's nice set last night yeah well and [TS]

  finally people who spell theater wrong [TS]

  and however you spell it your spelling [TS]

  it wrong haha alright Steven I didn't [TS]

  have much of a list I there were a [TS]

  couple Doctor Who items on my list one [TS]

  was the weeping angels which I i thought [TS]

  were very scary at this guarantee this [TS]

  day even in my forties another one was a [TS]

  little bit of a deep cup with sky gras [TS]

  he was the use of villain from [TS]

  in 1979 Doctor Who story that was never [TS]

  actually finished or broadcast I figured [TS]

  I was probably a little bit too much of [TS]

  a deep cut are Ramsay Bolton from Game [TS]

  of Thrones was another one that I i [TS]

  thought i had but super but he's easily [TS]

  months he's certainly a monster and God [TS]

  has come up its sporting stricken with [TS]

  roads so that was my last clean [TS]

  oh and BTW of course Peter Coyote in dt [TS]

  he was also huh [TS]

  position ok so also from Game of Thrones [TS]

  Joffrey Joffrey Joffrey is the the king [TS]

  of monsters and gossamer from a looney [TS]

  tunes because customers right for the [TS]

  people haha yeah monster [TS]

  I mean orange hairy monster wearing [TS]

  sneakers and everybody everybody needs [TS]

  and Harry hinge person so you know and [TS]

  discord for my little pony /q from Star [TS]

  Trek depending upon because they're [TS]

  basically the same and social media in [TS]

  general and also the green-eyed monster [TS]

  because what is worse than the greed and [TS]

  jealousy within us all [TS]

  that's when you're worse than that just [TS]

  to be clear that Iran debate [TS]

  clearly you're jealous remaining on my [TS]

  list i had my favorite alien in an [TS]

  abdomen Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja [TS]

  Turtles who lives in another dimension [TS]

  and has a giant robot body think that's [TS]

  pretty solid from Dungeons and Dragons [TS]

  displacer beast which are like Panthers [TS]

  botanical subjects just crazy i don't [TS]

  know what's going on with those guys [TS]

  that I don't need wait [TS]

  I got it waited to my liking the flag on [TS]

  that and finally the people who put the [TS]

  milk back in the fridge with like this [TS]

  much left [TS]

  hello guys why was that not the first [TS]

  pic I you know it's a doll away the end [TS]

  yeah Brian Leatherface would have been [TS]

  my interior designer / party planner [TS]

  frank-n-furter we've been the lifeguard [TS]

  at the pool very very bad lifeguard a [TS]

  link himself died I Hannibal Lecter [TS]

  within my caterer and dr. Clayton [TS]

  Forrester and TVs Frank would have [TS]

  handled AV for the was that the [TS]

  magnificent animal because he would be [TS]

  an amazing caterer [TS]

  haha Steve let's see i had the thing [TS]

  that gets night from me which was rather [TS]

  rude i thought i had Grover that got [TS]

  tonight from me which I also thought was [TS]

  rather rude and after you let me down to [TS]

  my pics that were not sniped I had the [TS]

  original bill hinchman he's coming to [TS]

  get you Barbara zombie from night of the [TS]

  living dead like I'm sorry all get taken [TS]

  as a whole [TS]

  yeah that's what I think they're kind of [TS]

  played out but he was the he was sort of [TS]

  the progenitor he's not even decayed or [TS]

  anything but he has really jacked up [TS]

  teeth so I guess that's a little scary [TS]

  but yeah he's good had Leatherface guess [TS]

  that sort of got snagged by brian just [TS]

  now the headcrabs from half-life and [TS]

  half-life 2 pinhead and the Senate bites [TS]

  but especially the dude that shoots CDs [TS]

  out of his hands in his face because a [TS]

  because that's really weird [TS]

  the Deadites from the evil dead movies [TS]

  and the great mighty poo who is an [TS]

  enormous singing turd from the Conker's [TS]

  Bad Fur Day game can you sing a song i [TS]

  could but i think it's probably best [TS]

  that we not go there and john madden ok [TS]

  county had a couple from video games dr. [TS]

  Robotnik clearly a supervillain also [TS]

  GLaDOS a homicidal computer is dr. [TS]

  Robotnik a robot [TS]

  no I don't think he had he's totally not [TS]

  it seems weird that he's got like a [TS]

  cyborg arm or something anything as a [TS]

  regular that's better nobody was he [TS]

  right with your doctor about that before [TS]

  you had the cyber arm it's just a name [TS]

  yeah dr. he makes programs it is his [TS]

  mean bean machine a robot other podcast [TS]

  Monty sorry you instead of Godzilla I [TS]

  had Mothra because i wanted a female [TS]

  monster monster lays eggs and mothers [TS]

  awesome couple of cute japanese chicks [TS]

  who skipped sing to you so that's fun [TS]

  mhm and Pikachu who you may be aware is [TS]

  a pocket monster yes but I thought you [TS]

  were just happy to see me [TS]

  well done Joe just shaking his head he [TS]

  is disappointed in all of us [TS]

  mission accomplished powerful course so [TS]

  I also had pinhead Pennywise the [TS]

  mystique and mo Marat the everliving [TS]

  from other girls because guys nice [TS]

  alright like my my remainders I had dr [TS]

  doom who I think is a really awesome [TS]

  super villain because he is also a [TS]

  dictator and also invent stuff and it's [TS]

  horribly scarred so he's monstrous and [TS]

  yet definitely a supervillain I had a [TS]

  Solian mike from monsters inc those are [TS]

  there pretty good monsters I I with [TS]

  Godzilla but I thought about going with [TS]

  camera because he's a an adorable turtle [TS]

  monster whose friend all children [TS]

  understand he's full of milk meat he is [TS]

  really neat [TS]

  we all love him I had doctor octopus [TS]

  from spider-man he is a super villain of [TS]

  high-order I darth vader but I felt like [TS]

  ran once his bosses chosen why would you [TS]

  choose him and I had much effect of luke [TS]

  skywalker's the monster [TS]

  yeah and I had 1994's REM album monster [TS]

  featuring what's the frequency kenneth [TS]

  which I really almost chose that's a [TS]

  pretty good monster [TS]

  well that is the monster draft and super [TS]

  villain draft all we did the monster [TS]

  draft monster draft it was a mod cast [TS]

  smash that belongs to is it too late to [TS]

  be right Hamilton i was working out my [TS]

  podcast late one night [TS]

  alright what have we learned nothing [TS]

  absolutely nothing absolutely nothing [TS]

  but that's par for the course for that [TS]

  we have learned that nobody picked [TS]

  Blofeld university date last night about [TS]

  whether Blofeld was a from james bond [TS]

  was a super villain because of his [TS]

  control of a massive international crime [TS]

  syndicate and his cat he's a parasite [TS]

  crosses okay i think i would have [TS]

  allowed obviously I loud everything so [TS]

  yeah me too except dt you guys should [TS]

  have been here for that discussion now [TS]

  awesome and only 30 more monsters than [TS]

  Blofeld that's where I draw the line 18 [TS]

  sherlock holmes otherwise we're good [TS]

  so that has concluded are ridiculous [TS]

  draft and here at the now hear this [TS]

  festival in anaheim california thanks to [TS]

  everybody who came in sauce live thanks [TS]

  to my nine panelists who join me onstage [TS]

  and also not onstage at the table [TS]

  we're at the kids table it's fine we [TS]

  feel just as important two different [TS]

  windows [TS]

  I will I will I will think now i will [TS]

  think about personally Erica and sign [TS]

  thank you for being here and thank you [TS]

  so much for having me it's been a [TS]

  delight you pick the master Davros the [TS]

  Goblin King and Gargamel it's gonna be [TS]

  see i'd rather go to that halloween [TS]

  party frankly we have fun [TS]

  David lure you have bad horse scooby-doo [TS]

  villain mr. work and con I I stand by [TS]

  that because I mean Ricardo's really [TS]

  nice at Halloween parties record he is [TS]

  he's not at all like these villains sit [TS]

  down on the rich Corinthian leather [TS]

  now so far Stephen you have George Lucas [TS]

  the protons Grand Moff Tarkin and being [TS]

  the merciless that's a pretty diverse [TS]

  list they're good job well it's a i come [TS]

  from Canada so we are not well versed in [TS]

  supervillainy so I'm kind of pleased [TS]

  that no one on this panel actually found [TS]

  that we all look like villains to you [TS]

  well not find a little bit is but you [TS]

  forgot stephen harper well naturally yes [TS]

  everyone everyone and high nose [TS]

  yes and Wilfred Laurier as well as sure [TS]

  anyone politics references [TS]

  exactly thank you always always go down [TS]

  well at a conference in Sims you had [TS]

  Voldemort the doctor the eps and poison [TS]

  ivy [TS]

  I think it's solid this was my first [TS]

  draft so I I him now an experienced [TS]

  drafter just nailed it i think from now [TS]

  on when they say you you're yeah i'm [TS]

  just gonna call to me you know who [TS]

  yes please dan you had Satan strong big [TS]

  all meet Jesus Batman you're doing [TS]

  really well they're the monster mash and [TS]

  Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars sort [TS]

  of in cannon out of candy tienen nope [TS]

  thanks Jason thanks to Brian Brian [TS]

  Jackson shining jigsaw Patrick Bateman [TS]

  from american psycho and the Blair Witch [TS]

  doing social media [TS]

  she's your street team player which [TS]

  street team [TS]

  bangerang fair enough Steve what's yes [TS]

  what's toward the tall man huh what [TS]

  happened after that I think I may have [TS]

  passed out us maybe the monster is us [TS]

  right you reminded me especially me and [TS]

  pyramid head I can't help noticing my [TS]

  group of Monsters has diminished [TS]

  somewhat in the last half hour and a [TS]

  little concerned about that that was [TS]

  probably me if I may quote one of my [TS]

  favorite monsters boom tough actin [TS]

  tinactin [TS]

  well John the John Madden thing we'll [TS]

  talk about it Monty yessir scary you had [TS]

  Grover Cruella De Vil Nicki Minaj's [TS]

  lines from the conway kanye west song [TS]

  monster but only that you can write the [TS]

  rest of it and Bigfoots but not Yeti [TS]

  because I didn't let you have them [TS]

  that's great and I'm gonna have the best [TS]

  party of all that's going to be good [TS]

  party Joe the thing Ursula from The [TS]

  Little Mermaid the t1000 and Clayface [TS]

  that's pretty good [TS]

  everything your endorsement [TS]

  let's just appreciate yourself the best [TS]

  list of all the lists if you would you [TS]

  draft that if I i think it's a good list [TS]

  if i were to pick a favorite here that [TS]

  would make me a monster can we drink now [TS]

  almost i picked up i pick cookie monster [TS]

  dr. Frankenstein the monster under your [TS]

  bed that was a weird pick and Godzilla [TS]

  and those are my pics so thank you [TS]

  everybody for listening thank you [TS]

  audience i'm jason smell your host this [TS]

  has been the uncomfortable live in [TS]

  anaheim california goodbye recording [TS]

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