0:00:01the incomparable number 325 November
0:00:09welcome back everybody to that is the
0:00:14recording technically the largest
0:00:16podcast on the internet when you count
0:00:19panelists instead listeners are here
0:00:24live in anaheim at the now hear this
0:00:26podcast festival and I have an amazing
0:00:29panel of nine people to introduce to you
0:00:32today
0:00:33now what I'm also hearing is a new
0:00:35episode rather than force everybody on
0:00:37the panel to watch a movie or a TV show
0:00:40or read a book that they didn't want to
0:00:41read i wanted to make this as expansive
0:00:43as possible so we're gonna do a draft we
0:00:45love drafting things if you're not
0:00:46familiar with the concept of drafting
0:00:48everybody gets to pick something in
0:00:50order and if somebody picks it then
0:00:52nobody else gets to pick it and
0:00:53sometimes that can be frustrating but we
0:00:55do is strap ridiculous things so in this
0:00:58episode we're going to be drafting
0:00:59supervillains and/or monsters now if you
0:01:04listened to our Saturday Night Live
0:01:06Panel of a panel draft cast draft
0:01:09whatever whatever collect your cast raft
0:01:11what we did at the beginning was give
0:01:13everybody phil hartman everybody got a
0:01:16phil hartman on their team and they can
0:01:17fill in the rest of them I want to do
0:01:18that today too so for the supervillain
0:01:20monster draft everybody gets Lex
0:01:22Friedman I don't want him and I reject
0:01:26milex you can if you want but now i'm
0:01:29going to introduce to you my panelists
0:01:32and ask them
0:01:33Lex Friedman super villain or monster
0:01:36Erica and sign we're moving from left to
0:01:38right
0:01:39hi Erica hello I think that Lex Friedman
0:01:42is a super villain because yesterday at
0:01:44roscoes I saw him make a knife disappear
0:01:47and supervillains off often have magical
0:01:49powers so super villain for sure I'm
0:01:51next up David jail or I'm gonna say
0:01:55monstrous supervillain because he has a
0:02:00little radio thing in his ear that he's
0:02:02using to escape from people when he
0:02:04doesn't want to talk to them so it's not
0:02:05hooked up to anything I know I know it's
0:02:08just static Stephen Japan ski I only
0:02:13just met Lex yesterday but definitely a
0:02:17monster
0:02:18okay good
0:02:19Pauline sims yeah i think i've got a
0:02:22goatee monsters well alrighty monster
0:02:25dan more'n history's worst monster and
0:02:29he knows why now to my left at the kids
0:02:34table brian hamilton apropos of nothing
0:02:37I think Lex is a monster because he's
0:02:40monstrously good-looking while the rules
0:02:45are being broken early Steve lots
0:02:47hello Jason hello Steve what do you have
0:02:50to like Friedman monster super going oh
0:02:52we're doing a thing we RNA is the show
0:02:55unfortunately all right Alex Friedman up
0:02:58there is that him probably am gonna say
0:03:00super monster recording rocket excellent
0:03:05also is Steve on this one disappointed I
0:03:08was told there'd be a cat box here 4a
0:03:10for proper podcasting it's under the
0:03:13stage
0:03:13ok it's a loot crate box i'll just get
0:03:15under there saying in there
0:03:17ok alright that'll work Monty Ashley
0:03:19first I would like the home listener to
0:03:21know that Steve actually looked under
0:03:23his table to do a little physical comedy
0:03:25for this audio podcasting is a live
0:03:27audience they appreciated
0:03:28o villain definitely building going to
0:03:31prevailing though i'm downgrading no
0:03:32interesting and Joe rosenstiel I've
0:03:36never met Lex but listen to him for a
0:03:38long time so is a villain right all
0:03:41right without a that out of the way
0:03:43we're going to proceed from left to
0:03:45right across the stage and the kids
0:03:46table and everybody is going to choose
0:03:48for their team of villainy and
0:03:51monstrousness a super villain or a
0:03:55monster and then at the end of the round
0:03:56I will get to pick something and i'll be
0:03:57very sad because none of the things i
0:03:59wanted will already have been taken
0:04:00Erica and sign it's your first pick in
0:04:03the supervillain monster draft what
0:04:04would you like to take well it is my
0:04:07contractual obligation to mention doctor
0:04:09who at least once on every episode of
0:04:11the incomparable my mom so I'm going to
0:04:13start off with a doctor who pick i'm
0:04:15going to go with the master if any
0:04:17villain on doctor who is a super villain
0:04:19would be the master he has had many
0:04:22bodies he sometimes has the power to
0:04:24shoot lightning out of his fingers he
0:04:26can hypnotize people he can shrink them
0:04:29I mean he's got a lot of the classic
0:04:30super villain
0:04:31factors hideout he keeps dying and then
0:04:35just coming back for know with no
0:04:37explanation yes that's that that is one
0:04:38of his best qualities is just that he
0:04:40reappears and doesn't want to explain it
0:04:42because why bother
0:04:43it has a gun that can shrink people down
0:04:45into tiny dolls
0:04:47mhm yeah that's not even a gun it's like
0:04:48a wand it's almost like a magic wand
0:04:51mmm interesting yes alright the master
0:04:54the master yahoo on my on my team first
0:04:56sadly he rarely like you never actually
0:04:58wins but most supervillains I guess
0:05:00don't know that no generally not unless
0:05:03you like really depressing things
0:05:04hitting David what would you like to
0:05:08take in this very important draft of
0:05:10terrible things
0:05:11well i was thinking you know monster or
0:05:15supervillain monsters supervillain I
0:05:16thought about Donald Trump because he
0:05:18plausibly fits both that's too obvious
0:05:20but you have to actually be a
0:05:23billionaire to be a supervillain so now
0:05:25mom who topical this obvious was gonna
0:05:28really age well yeah yeah I i was saying
0:05:32hello from 1984 so you know but I'm
0:05:36gonna go with a supervillain he is the
0:05:39head of the Evil League of Evil bad
0:05:42horse because I mean aside from being
0:05:46the head of the legal eagle evil each of
0:05:49the that thing evil League of Evil
0:05:51League of Evil if he had just accepted
0:05:54dr horrible at the beginning of the
0:05:56story spoiler horn penny would still be
0:05:59alive today
0:06:00spoilers for web video series released
0:06:0210 years ago
0:06:04yeah as for monster captain hammer dare
0:06:07you
0:06:07so so you only get to pick the item
0:06:09debit so bad bad I'm going I'm going
0:06:11with passwords from dr horrible's
0:06:12sing-along blog that horse doesn't have
0:06:14any dialogue but is an actual horse
0:06:17right but a great song
0:06:19yes alright we have we have the master
0:06:22and bad for Steven something terrible
0:06:25I haven't decided that this is a monster
0:06:27or a supervillain perhaps we help you we
0:06:29can get to the bottom of this but this
0:06:31person created a world where people
0:06:35flourished and thrives and enjoyed life
0:06:38and then this person tried to change
0:06:40that and recreated the world and created
0:06:43a new world that was much worse off and
0:06:45then the worst thing is to recreate the
0:06:48original world that we so loved and we
0:06:50could never get it back and that man's
0:06:52name is George Lucas sick so i don't
0:07:02know if that is a monster or a
0:07:04supervillain what does everybody think
0:07:05monster little bit on sir have each
0:07:08column i think a little monster
0:07:10alright though the general consensus is
0:07:11monster i'm gonna i'm gonna go with that
0:07:14so so monstrous because of the prequels
0:07:16in specific and also because of trying
0:07:19to wipe our minds of the past by
0:07:22throwing an awful band in to replace max
0:07:25rebo see in return of the jedi see that
0:07:28is a supervillain move there that is so
0:07:30it is a hard I see what you're saying
0:07:31it's a hard choice very difficult he's
0:07:33done monstrous things as a supervillain
0:07:35oh I think that but he has to so I'm
0:07:39gonna go with supervillain I think
0:07:41supervillains about this is podcasting
0:07:43specifically because of the max rebo
0:07:45thing very top of a very long list yes
0:07:50Marty max rebo pushes him over all right
0:07:52allene a monster
0:07:54this is my casting that ok so i'm
0:08:00picking I have to a harry potter villain
0:08:04the harry potter villain Lord Voldemort
0:08:06because he has harnessed the power of
0:08:10evil in truly evil ways and i do not
0:08:13think that someone gets any more Super
0:08:16villainous than Lord Baltimore does you
0:08:19said his name several times do not have
0:08:22solution fear of that Union nineties
0:08:24it's ok we're safe now
0:08:26ok again to go back to super villains of
0:08:29the past one of their traits is that
0:08:31they die and come back
0:08:32Baltimore already did it I've a one-time
0:08:35modern Jason I believe in harry potter i
0:08:37believe in the Boy Who Lived okay yeah
0:08:40Voldemort is scary yeah it definitely
0:08:42scary Dumbledore was even I think a
0:08:44little afraid of him that's that's
0:08:46pretty incredible you know when you said
0:08:48villain from harry potter i immediately
0:08:50thought of snape spoilers for harry
0:08:52potter but snape is it turns out not to
0:08:54be a villain in the end
0:08:55sort of but he's kind of a jerk right i
0:08:57mean it's sort of
0:08:58one but super about him magic magic
0:09:01magic but he's totally nu he's really
0:09:06great at potions but yeah I'm will have
0:09:10to debate that lets not litigate snape
0:09:11now because he's still on the board dan
0:09:13what is your choice in this first round
0:09:14of the supervillain monster draft Jason
0:09:17evil comes in many forms and the my pic
0:09:20here is a evil of many different names a
0:09:24true Prince of Darkness a great cloud
0:09:28over everything that is good and
0:09:29wonderful life that the Great Satan
0:09:31itself saving as DC the a monster is
0:09:37singing a supervillain i don't know i
0:09:38think again I think perhaps a little bit
0:09:40about you know that's a lot of need
0:09:43well that's a that's an interesting
0:09:45perspective Steve but you know he's
0:09:48clearly a creature of many powers he is
0:09:52also named five disappeared but you can
0:09:56hear you can corrupt people's souls
0:09:58that's one good at lying he can fly
0:10:00master want you to know you can shoot
0:10:03laser beams out of his eyes / 3 i'm not
0:10:05sure that's cannon 23 he can sing
0:10:09karaoke really badly for okay i know
0:10:13that was expected or Satan's you know I
0:10:15just met Kevin and forged an entire
0:10:17kingdom using his fallen angel powers as
0:10:19netherworld that's actually one shot but
0:10:21I'll allow it continued lame but yeah
0:10:23yeah so I think you know he if you want
0:10:26to go specific he's appeared in many
0:10:28different media forms over the world
0:10:29over the lifetime we've got to get my
0:10:31public domain yeah exactly he's got the
0:10:33Bible you got your paradise lost
0:10:34supernatural which is probably in the
0:10:37top three with those things supernatural
0:10:39dan yeah that's right after Paradise
0:10:42Lost right in the immediately the Bible
0:10:44nervous lost the signal agile yeah
0:10:46that's pretty much how that works oh
0:10:47yeah i feel like uh Satan Lucifer the
0:10:49devil whatever you want to call them up
0:10:51some monster supervillain alright
0:10:54Satan's off the board people suckers
0:10:57already backups hope you got backups
0:10:59moving to my left
0:11:01brian hamilton so i took this
0:11:04supervillain monster draft as a
0:11:07challenge to create the best halloween
0:11:09party guests
0:11:10of any ground
0:11:13whatwhat three monsters are super
0:11:15villains living or dead would you have
0:11:17over for halloween is that what's
0:11:19happening here
0:11:20yes okay well any great halloween party
0:11:23needs a bartender in with an open bar so
0:11:25i would like to pick star of Stephen
0:11:28King's shining Jack Torrance as my
0:11:30halloween parties bartender and my
0:11:32number-one draft pick for this draft he
0:11:34hasn't in with a swanky ghost crowd make
0:11:37an awesome party party attendee and he
0:11:40would serve some pretty awesome drinks
0:11:41I think hair of the dog that bicha and
0:11:44he would get Lloyd his bartender friend
0:11:46to help him out
0:11:47you'll be fantastic in addition to you
0:11:48know the shining being one of my
0:11:49favorite movies of all time he was gonna
0:11:52give you some credit there for picking a
0:11:53villain from a book like clean but you
0:11:56went directly to the movies and i'm
0:11:58going to the movie I've never read the
0:11:59book but I have locations is jack is he
0:12:02really the monster or super villain or
0:12:05is he the victim
0:12:06I i can test
0:12:10yes well next challenge listening he
0:12:14does monstrous things he does but it is
0:12:17it really him or is it yours again just
0:12:21like that about any monster any villain
0:12:23really you know something may have
0:12:24happened to any villain in his childhood
0:12:26or her childhood can make them the way
0:12:28they are my kind of or he was possessed
0:12:30but that's what happens when your
0:12:33vacation in colorado in the winter
0:12:35ok I'm from Colorado side really take
0:12:38issue with that statement David you
0:12:39you're safe you're safe from cholera it
0:12:43was the vacation i think the term
0:12:45monsters brian has turned us all against
0:12:47ourselves and working backup and rascal
0:12:52long time are you picking Jack Nicholson
0:12:54or I'm still confused on this maybe was
0:12:57picking Steven Weber from the TV version
0:12:59know that was non-stress alright you you
0:13:03get you get jack on the shine and yes
0:13:05Steve what's your monster or and/or
0:13:08supervillain well Jason I suppose this
0:13:12is inevitable so we might as well get it
0:13:13out of the way
0:13:14I'm gonna take Skeletor Masters of the
0:13:18Universe do not encourage this
0:13:23this podcast is over the amazing thing
0:13:27about Skeletor is he managed to be a
0:13:29memorable villain in what is basically a
0:13:31toy commercial and not just a toy
0:13:32commercial but a toy commercial whose
0:13:34hero is just a muscly dude in a
0:13:37loincloth with a pageboy haircut that's
0:13:39not that exciting in the villains
0:13:42surrounding Skeletor aren't that
0:13:43exciting don't hear people talking about
0:13:44mermen anymore don't hear a lot of
0:13:46people going off about stink or maybe
0:13:48stink or a little bit but Skeletor
0:13:51people remember and that's because
0:13:53apparently the toy designer at mattel
0:13:55who came up with Skeletor wanted to make
0:13:57him the stuff of children's nightmares
0:13:58you want to traumatize kids so he gave
0:14:01him like this creepy ripped blue body
0:14:02with claws
0:14:04I don't know I you may not realize this
0:14:06city unless you had one of the early
0:14:07figures but he doesn't have regular feet
0:14:09he's got like three talents that he
0:14:12somehow put into these weird purple
0:14:13boots
0:14:14I don't know it's strange and then on
0:14:15top of that the dude has a yellow skull
0:14:17for ahead and I don't know what the
0:14:20transition looks like between the body
0:14:22and the yellow skull
0:14:23it's always hidden behind the hood under
0:14:25the hood at least until it's better than
0:14:28don't know Steve so anyway he's totally
0:14:30inappropriate for children which is like
0:14:32kids love him and anybody who saw him as
0:14:36a child has an intelligent indelible
0:14:38image of a yellow skull kind of burnt
0:14:40into the back of their fear centers so
0:14:43yeah that makes them cool IM super
0:14:46villain or monster I i would say both
0:14:48right
0:14:49why can't you be both I can be both
0:14:51Jason get you a guy from my saves both
0:14:53Jason yeah i like to imagine the guys at
0:14:56filmation like the executives coming in
0:14:58Indian seeing those initial storyboards
0:15:00and saying oh my god we can't put this
0:15:02guy on the screen we're going to be
0:15:03paying for kids therapy bills for the
0:15:04next 30 years and I think that's
0:15:06probably why they gave him that really
0:15:08goofy voice I you know they probably
0:15:10figured you'd be less terrifying if he
0:15:12sounded like jonah Jameson has been
0:15:13huffing helium for the last 20 minutes
0:15:16no seriously though I mean you look at a
0:15:18menu think there's gonna be like this
0:15:19supportable death rattle that comes out
0:15:21of them and then it turns out it's like
0:15:23a munchkin has been smoking for a lot of
0:15:24years so yeah I mean in spite of that
0:15:28people remember Skeletor is this
0:15:29incredible badass and I think anybody
0:15:32can pull that off gets my vote so is he
0:15:35a monster is the supervillain wait
0:15:38you're both right
0:15:39anyway Skeletor he's mine I got him all
0:15:42right and the rest you can eat it the UH
0:15:45seriously main character that show is
0:15:48named t-man t-man who he dash man he
0:15:54been ok one guy in a loincloth
0:15:56well that's why wouldn't we remember
0:15:57that guy ever known for Skeletor I don't
0:16:00know and maybe she raw ok alright maybe
0:16:03had a little thing for Shira well
0:16:04Stephen we present a deep into that but
0:16:06I will if you'd like i think i I'm I'm
0:16:10actually surprised by this pic if only
0:16:11because I thought that you would not
0:16:12give the people what they wanted
0:16:14oh no I'm a complete whore ok Monty you
0:16:19don't get the pics either skate Satan or
0:16:21Skeletor or george lucas and various
0:16:24others I feel like there's been a lot of
0:16:26supervillains picked and i'm going to
0:16:28pick a monster i'm going to pick the
0:16:29best monster don't do it I'm gonna make
0:16:32a monster is so versatile he can work as
0:16:35a superhero or a waiter don't do it I'm
0:16:38going to pick a monster who if I could
0:16:41give spoilers for a book from 1971 if at
0:16:44the end of the end of this book i'm
0:16:46picking Grover because Grover is the
0:16:51best monster and everybody knows it
0:16:53I'm going to dramatically line Grover
0:16:55out of my pics list now
0:16:57Thank You Monty scratching off of mine
0:16:59too but hey Team Blue what can't overdo
0:17:04he's not a very good waiter to be
0:17:07perfect
0:17:08I don't think he ever got anything right
0:17:10that's ok you how was everybody's pass
0:17:15everybody let's go over right
0:17:16Grover Grover I i have no debating for
0:17:19Grover wait what about Super Grover was
0:17:22that a separate picture the same pitch
0:17:23in the same pic right guy that's just
0:17:25one of the aspects of the many facets of
0:17:27Grover you guys all have villains i have
0:17:29a monster who is a superhero ready to
0:17:31fight all right full disclosure I was
0:17:33Grover for Halloween one year
0:17:35okay I believe it after
0:17:37I believe it to Joe and it yes
0:17:40yeah don't don't pick rover or Satan
0:17:43saying really case with a little in
0:17:45between i also think that you know you
0:17:47got a lot of villains so I want to do
0:17:48with the monster out and what's creepier
0:17:53weirder we're monstrous then a monster
0:17:56that can be anything and so of course
0:17:58i'm picking the thing from john
0:17:59carpenter's the thing because that is
0:18:02scary and disturbing and you don't know
0:18:04who could be the thing or how many of
0:18:07the people you know could be the thing
0:18:09or a thing was like the glorious game of
0:18:11secret Hitler sure that my pic the thing
0:18:18from from john carpenter's algo not
0:18:21walking carrot from the howard hawks
0:18:23knew now that one
0:18:24Frankenstein's carrot know how much you
0:18:27get it still on the table if someone
0:18:28wants that I approve of the thing is a
0:18:31pic because you gotta love a monster who
0:18:33is not afraid to do everything in the
0:18:35grossest way humanly possible are
0:18:37monstrously possible i guess more
0:18:38appropriately that's your mission
0:18:39statement is misty yeah i'm here at your
0:18:41shape-shifting monster from outer space
0:18:43and somebody's about to discover that
0:18:44you're not the scientists you claim you
0:18:46are you could just grow claws and
0:18:48scratch the guy or bite him and run away
0:18:50but no the thing decides to open his
0:18:52chest cavity and choose the guy's arms
0:18:53off with jaws that grow out of the
0:18:55inside of his chest and then it's a head
0:18:58grows spider claws and he scuttles away
0:18:59under a table somewhere that's that
0:19:02style put style yeah give you some Flair
0:19:05important rules question does choosing
0:19:07the thing from the thing take the thing
0:19:09from the Fantastic Four off the table
0:19:11no okay just you have to prove to me
0:19:12that he's a villain or monster
0:19:14ok he's sort of monsters are on series
0:19:16I'll the guys that are ok well if you
0:19:19want to use the pic for that thing you
0:19:20can thing one and thing two still on the
0:19:22table
0:19:23alright I guess what anyone thinks you
0:19:25also available what about thing from The
0:19:28Addams Family
0:19:29oh yeah okay finger after that's not
0:19:32that's not my next pick
0:19:34no no okay so I i get i get to make my
0:19:36picket here at the end of the round and
0:19:37although Monty came close to picking my
0:19:39number one pick he missed it by a little
0:19:41I i I'm afraid to put more muffins in
0:19:44the Fertile eight don't do it happen no
0:19:46no it's got it he's got a horrible
0:19:48eating disorder
0:19:49Jason know and yet nothing seems to go
0:19:53down it just goes everywhere so he's a
0:19:55mess and can control his appetites of
0:19:57course be one cookie it's in the name
0:20:00he's a monster
0:20:01it is cookie monster and I get him all
0:20:04my cookies are goin now Damn You chases
0:20:07know Jason Jason technically I'm not
0:20:09sure he's a monster that's a family name
0:20:11in a long line of monsters Rover Red
0:20:16Monster his father night John monster
0:20:19yeah Jon Lester John monster it's part
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0:22:07right i got cookie monster and how that
0:22:08happened and that and erica is shaking
0:22:11your head at me cuz we're in round two
0:22:13now Erica are you gonna pick it's not
0:22:14cookie monster will tell you that damn
0:22:16it i thought about going with Cookie
0:22:18Monster first building no I'll stick to
0:22:20my stick my stick
0:22:22I'll go with the doctor who monster and
0:22:23I didn't prepare terribly well for this
0:22:25draft because I didn't know how many we
0:22:26would actually get through so i was
0:22:28ready with Cookie Monster and figured
0:22:29and wing it from there and clearly haha
0:22:31but the ground to be and I think Erica's
0:22:34out of pics
0:22:35it's a sad to think so you know what I'm
0:22:37just gonna stick with Doctor Who so yep
0:22:40why not what yeah surprise surprise I
0:22:42Wayne mmm yeah pretty much so i'm going
0:22:45to go with the person who I think is the
0:22:47second biggest super villain in all of
0:22:49Doctor Who and that is Davros the
0:22:51creator of the Daleks who I don't think
0:22:55are actually monsters I think he's a
0:22:56supervillain I don't think he created
0:22:58monsters I think they're just terrible
0:23:00terrible people in little machines so we
0:23:02have this conversation yesterday when we
0:23:03have discussing we've been pre-gaming
0:23:05this draft love and 24 hours now and I
0:23:09said the Daleks were monsters
0:23:10nope and you said that i'm being an
0:23:12alien races yeah yeah they're just
0:23:14aliens they are i mean we don't like the
0:23:17mutated humans really i mean when you
0:23:19humanoids when it comes down to it so
0:23:21yeah so instead you go without since i'm
0:23:24going to address who is clearly a
0:23:25supervillain I mean he created this this
0:23:27whole but genetically modified race of
0:23:31things people ish is many times Kahneman
0:23:34back you coming back
0:23:36yep I mean he well for a long time we
0:23:37thought he didn't actually have eyes and
0:23:39we saw through like a weird jewel in his
0:23:40forehead recently found out that's not
0:23:42the case he said I this whole time just
0:23:45kept them closed for some reason he's
0:23:47also creepy as all get-out
0:23:49yes that's not going to say but he's
0:23:51creepy yes kind of monsters looking but
0:23:54definitely definitely a supervillain
0:23:55alright doctor who picks for America
0:23:59David you have a horse
0:24:02what's night I have a horse and a desert
0:24:06and the horse has no name
0:24:07it's now well I've got a villain i would
0:24:11say he's super villain because
0:24:14the the team that put him away faced off
0:24:18against similar villains over the years
0:24:20but he took it one step beyond
0:24:24I'm i guarantee you probably don't know
0:24:26his name it is Big Bob oakley sure Big
0:24:31Bob yeah Big Bob ok I he was a villain
0:24:34who destroys itself not just as one
0:24:36monster but as a gypsy a werewolf
0:24:39Dracula and Frankenstein monster in in
0:24:42order to get the Franken jewels
0:24:44also he makes a mean para sunglasses
0:24:46that's right and in episode 11 of the
0:24:49original scooby-doo where are you a
0:24:51gaggle of galloping ghosts
0:24:53he played for four ghosts to try and get
0:24:57this to happen and he would have gotten
0:24:59away with it too if it hadn't been for
0:25:00those meddling kids
0:25:01that's deep cut David thank you is it
0:25:04just me or is that the most David pic
0:25:05ever haha with way to the next round
0:25:08yeah I in the next round there's going
0:25:10to be some obscure theatrical villain
0:25:12from likely it's gonna be like the like
0:25:14alphabet from wicked or something like
0:25:16that no it's going to be Eugene O'Neill
0:25:18ok spoilers
0:25:20all right you've got you've got the Big
0:25:23Bob ugly from scooby-doo enjoy this even
0:25:26I'm gonna go taking the lead from my
0:25:30previous two contestants here gonna go
0:25:32doctor who and a deep cut but don't
0:25:34worry it's gonna there's gonna be an
0:25:35explanation to this it's a monster a
0:25:39monster is i should say they're called
0:25:40the Croton excellent the stony silence
0:25:44means I get you gentlemen this salad
0:25:46their green salad the grand salad yeah
0:25:48the protons for more from cheese or from
0:25:51a 1969 Doctor Who story that actually
0:25:54still exists
0:25:55try to envision uh about a
0:25:58seven-foot-tall monster that has painted
0:26:02wooden blocks as shoes are you know
0:26:07those little hoses that sort of connects
0:26:09the washing machine to like the rest of
0:26:11the house they're sort of like metallic
0:26:13yeah those are its legs try to envision
0:26:17a refrigerator in both but mid-to-late
0:26:201960s now try to imagine a cardboard box
0:26:23that would actually how's that
0:26:24refrigerator that's its torso
0:26:27then think of an oversized opaque
0:26:30whiskey glass as its head that spins
0:26:33around on the top and then it speaks in
0:26:36the voice that goes oh cool 3000 well is
0:26:41he here he is there and then dry
0:26:44envision a three-channel universe in
0:26:47England in 1969 and that that
0:26:49monstrosity is occupying time on one of
0:26:53them
0:26:54that's a monstrous thing to do to a
0:26:57generation of children so the Croton
0:27:00zones from 1969 Doctor Who okay Erica
0:27:04space racism question you i have the
0:27:06space races and rebuttal hear it
0:27:08sometimes may work they were just
0:27:09robotic ish people that were trying to
0:27:12get stuff done
0:27:13you know those were just pouring us an
0:27:16actor's inside refrigerator boxes with
0:27:19robotic people what they were trying to
0:27:21do were two solid often they were trying
0:27:24to call the smart people AKA the high
0:27:27brains and then they would use their
0:27:29energy and spit them out the other end
0:27:31where they would be vaporized and they
0:27:33would celebrate stupidity
0:27:35yeah villains villains now supervillain
0:27:40so Erica erica is saying that yours
0:27:42despite all of your space racism their
0:27:45villainous they are villainous in their
0:27:46intent yes well they're just trying to
0:27:48look dumb so they're not very good on
0:27:50salads oddly enough i tried them a
0:27:52couple I disagree
0:27:54lean what do you have you have Voldemort
0:27:56in on your evil team already do
0:27:59I'm really nervous about this one this
0:28:00one I don't know are you courting
0:28:03controversy
0:28:04i am ok so history is written by the
0:28:09victors and I think we all accept that
0:28:12right we all have a very kind of
0:28:14Eurocentric view those of us who are
0:28:16racing the United States and i would say
0:28:19we also have a very earth centric view
0:28:20of who a hero and villain as and
0:28:24therefore I pick the doctor
0:28:25oh snap from my perspective the Jedi are
0:28:30evil
0:28:32I I don't think you're alone in thinking
0:28:38that he's a villain there was a whole
0:28:40arc about that in series six so yeah
0:28:43we're spreading the word dr. Lane
0:28:44explain well you know just think about
0:28:48the poor the poor weeping angels the
0:28:50poor Daleks the book four Daleks to just
0:28:54really worried about mom time and
0:28:56they're just trying to do their thing
0:28:58trying to get things done right kids
0:28:59today are continually thwarted by the
0:29:03doctor and I had while I appreciate it
0:29:07and because i am from Earth I can see
0:29:09other perspectives and I believe that he
0:29:12is kind of villainous CI I'm gonna go
0:29:16with you on this but for different
0:29:17reasons because the doctor has a
0:29:19tendency I mean besides the series 6
0:29:21thing where you know the word dr. means
0:29:23warrior instead of instead of killer he
0:29:26shows up all over the place and just
0:29:28so's chaos
0:29:30exactly and then he just wants away you
0:29:33know he'll foment a revolution overthrow
0:29:35whatever power system is in place and
0:29:38then he just takes off in his TARDIS and
0:29:40and you know after a revolution that's
0:29:42when things get rough
0:29:43yeah i'm going to accept Erica's
0:29:45argument here too and point out that
0:29:47also means that Angela Lansbury from
0:29:49Murder She Wrote is available
0:29:51that's where everybody died too pretty
0:29:55much the same
0:29:55I've i watch Doctor Who my entire life
0:29:58and it's become my life and I would feel
0:30:00really bad about that decision now this
0:30:03is actually went over a lot better than
0:30:04I thought I do you got your doctor your
0:30:07fanatics up here i'm gonna be in trouble
0:30:09but remember i'm sitting there sitting
0:30:11between them that was dangerous super
0:30:14dangerous Dan you have Satan you know I
0:30:18realize it was a bold choice last time
0:30:19so I'm going to go more conservatives
0:30:21time and take a straight-up supervillain
0:30:23figure who is truly terrorized the poor
0:30:27people of an innocent city make they
0:30:30don't want to go out at night at all
0:30:32because of the threat from this i'm
0:30:34picking Batman
0:30:35thank you hey I he's a villain
0:30:39I mean he dressed up like a bat goes it
0:30:41beats up people like you know he lives
0:30:43in an underground lair constantly in
0:30:46Tony the basement does not make you a
0:30:47village meeting up people does i think
0:30:51it's a really really good thing tony is
0:30:53not here today
0:30:53alright this is partially in his honor
0:30:55uh you know it there's this poor clown
0:30:58who's constantly abused by him for
0:31:00clowns poor clown
0:31:02I you know like four Daleks and port
0:31:05Cybermen is a poor I don't know Bruce
0:31:08Wayne could be spending his billions to
0:31:09help the city but no he does not spend
0:31:12his billions helping Gotham City he
0:31:15spent all that money on himself on toys
0:31:17this wonderful wonderful toys for
0:31:19himself the second round like a realtor
0:31:21and yeah you know Dan you you can you
0:31:25can do what you want here but you're
0:31:26getting a villainous Batman on your on
0:31:28your side I I mean you can't even see
0:31:30the villainous Batman I mean you know
0:31:33he's crazy about you
0:31:34who else do you put next to Satan really
0:31:35the sensitiveness a madman that's
0:31:38logical
0:31:39yeah that's how you introduce them
0:31:41Batman and Satan I mean it's the it's
0:31:44the Bible it's paradise lost its
0:31:47supernatural and it's batman DC Comics
0:31:49yeah okay all right there
0:31:50interesting worldview that we're
0:31:52learning about down here at Brian what's
0:31:54your choice
0:31:55well for those of us who are not
0:31:58socially inclined enough to go to a
0:32:00halloween party and actually meet other
0:32:02people i like board game parties so that
0:32:04you can you know meet other people and
0:32:05have like a reason to be there talking
0:32:07to a bunch of other people so what super
0:32:10villain is always down to play a game
0:32:13everybody's favorite murderous puppet
0:32:16jigsaw from the soft franchise i would
0:32:19invite him to my party so you can bring
0:32:21such party favorites as several hours of
0:32:23catan tendon to ride and carcass so
0:32:27anyone now I'll I good thing there's an
0:32:33audience for that one
0:32:35Brian you're trying to have a party that
0:32:37nobody comes to is that what's going on
0:32:38everyone's gonna arrive and then die so
0:32:41no one's gonna leave the party
0:32:42nobody crowded parties at the hotel
0:32:44galaxy with bodies whoa
0:32:46but no seriously saw was my first horror
0:32:49movie that got me down the ridiculous
0:32:51rabbit hole that is no shock syndrome
0:32:53and all of that so it means a lot to me
0:32:55even if the sequel's did kind of go
0:32:56downhill i like it i want to honor my
0:32:58horror movie roots with the big swirly
0:33:02cheap mascot of the saw franchise
0:33:03alright jigsaw is joining Jack from the
0:33:08shining at brians wonderful halloween
0:33:10party try the punch
0:33:12you're not selling me on this halloween
0:33:14party my calculations next Steve
0:33:18decisions decisions
0:33:20boy the strategy and plan and plan my
0:33:22strategy oh why start now he's suddenly
0:33:25all right
0:33:26yeah well I'm gonna continue with my
0:33:27usual strategy which is to pick people
0:33:29that there's no chance in hell anybody
0:33:30else is going to pick there by
0:33:31completely circumventing the whole point
0:33:33of the draft stretchy mr. hands down
0:33:36what's that we have a point here that I
0:33:39can say okay then go on by all means
0:33:41so I I'm gonna go down my list a little
0:33:44bit i'm gonna take the tall man from
0:33:46phantasm off the board
0:33:47oh no it's more like bored you play the
0:33:53game right
0:33:54yeah it was my first horror movie I saw
0:33:56in the theater in 1978 I was six
0:33:59so I'm a little bit of an impression on
0:34:00the top man you look at how did how were
0:34:04you allowed to be kept with your parents
0:34:06using his Guardians so my older I was
0:34:10actually supposed to meet my brothers
0:34:11and influence and I don't think he was
0:34:13supposed to be in the theater either
0:34:15technically but this explains a lot
0:34:17it's a good good modeling on behalf of
0:34:19my siblings you think you look at the
0:34:20tall man you think
0:34:21well he's just an old dude who happens
0:34:23to be wearing lifts and that's not that
0:34:26impressive but he has a lot of things
0:34:27going for him he has a variety of powers
0:34:29that I think potentially push him from
0:34:31monster into super villain but i don't
0:34:33think we necessarily need to parse that
0:34:34out too much he can turn into a hot
0:34:36seventies check with too much eye shadow
0:34:37which is pretty sweet
0:34:39I mean you never know any one of those
0:34:40around right he commands an army of dead
0:34:43people that he has compressed down to
0:34:45one-third sized and dressed up as jaws
0:34:47which you know if that's your thing
0:34:49whatever it is it is he can
0:34:52single-handedly pick up an occupied
0:34:54coffin that previously took eight
0:34:56strapping young dudes to lift so that's
0:34:58pretty sweet
0:34:59and the fact that the coffin is clearly
0:35:00made of cardboard really shouldn't
0:35:02diminish that feed in any way but you
0:35:05know he has a shiny flying robot iqbal
0:35:08that sucks all the blood out of people's
0:35:09heads and spit all over the floor that
0:35:11that comes in handy once in awhile and
0:35:13if you several fingers they turn into
0:35:15giant flies and his blood is apparently
0:35:17mustard so you never run out of
0:35:19condiments
0:35:19so he's you know he's kind of a Swiss
0:35:21Army knife of monsters / supervillains
0:35:24and you know you freaked me out pretty
0:35:26good as a kid so I'm gonna gonna honor
0:35:30him in this way by selecting him to hang
0:35:33out with Skeletor and I on my list of
0:35:35dudes that I drafted right honored
0:35:37monster on Monster Island Steve's
0:35:39Monster Island that's right very good
0:35:41okay Monty you're sitting next to the
0:35:44guy with Skeletor in the tall man you
0:35:45have Grover what what next
0:35:48I think I'm gonna win well i'm going to
0:35:52pick a villain and i'd like to take a
0:35:55second to discuss the different weenie
0:35:57villain and a supervillain okay here we
0:35:59go
0:36:00you would agree would you not that a
0:36:02villain named oh don't tell me what I
0:36:05would agree with I'm just a simple
0:36:06country like you don't know me a villain
0:36:10who appears in comic books has a extra
0:36:13start on being a supervillain and in
0:36:16addition a villain with vast resources
0:36:18and who appeared complex almost
0:36:21certainly a supervillain and the villain
0:36:24who's just completely diabolical and has
0:36:28no regard anyway picking Cruella De Vil
0:36:30who did appear in a couple of comic
0:36:34books there is a adaptation of 101
0:36:36Dalmatians in March 1961 and she's
0:36:40clearly very rich look at that car for
0:36:43one thing it's like three city blocks
0:36:44long
0:36:45she's extremely villainous he has no
0:36:48regard for any rules you will cut up an
0:36:51animal like that
0:36:54ical wow that's good fully I like deco
0:36:59there and also she's incredibly stylish
0:37:02which i think is important in a villain
0:37:04and that's what takes you from villain
0:37:06to supervillain super-stylish militant I
0:37:10would admit I'm a little worried about
0:37:11my team having cruella de vil and Grover
0:37:14Elmo did Ella I'm hoping that grouper
0:37:21re looking like Grover is a little bit
0:37:23too mangy to be made into a hat it run
0:37:26and you have to admit it's a bold move
0:37:29for disney to basically have a
0:37:30vivisectionist as a villain that's mean
0:37:35Grover this dog so haha he's a very bad
0:37:39waiter now part of the Disney family of
0:37:41properties all right
0:37:43Cruella De Vil is added to your list
0:37:45general to mention the theme song
0:37:47oh yeah she has a great theme song that
0:37:50there you may have the only villain that
0:37:52has her own theme song
0:37:53there are plenty of songs about safety
0:37:55and what about a very good one mr. that
0:37:58man
0:37:59yeah that's right there's that Batman
0:38:00song that now that say okay yeah i was
0:38:05truly rousing rendition multi-bank is
0:38:07good
0:38:07Joe steal what's your choice i'm going
0:38:11on a little bit of it
0:38:13tangent here from what I would dare you
0:38:17sorry stick to format please branch off
0:38:19from from this election to something I
0:38:21think might be a little bit more
0:38:22monstrous in vilnius but still perhaps
0:38:24within the Disney family and so I'm
0:38:27gonna go with Ursula the sea witch
0:38:29yes because I feel like she's pretty not
0:38:33nice to people sometimes and she's kind
0:38:36of gross with the shape-shifting stuff
0:38:38into a giant version of herself or into
0:38:40a person to seduce another man so it's
0:38:43it's good she has powers so she's super
0:38:46and in her maybe true form
0:38:49she's kind of monstrous right so i think
0:38:50i think you're completely justified in
0:38:52picking Ursula so I'm going with that
0:38:54one
0:38:54she also has minions this creepy creepy
0:38:57gross heels jetsam yeah Wow
0:39:01if you say so ten points to Joe for
0:39:03knowing the names of the eels in the
0:39:04little mermaid
0:39:05the bosses on a roll those poor
0:39:07unfortunate souls hmm i think his ellen
0:39:11has a better theme song that my village
0:39:12both very good
0:39:14alright so it's not my time for my pic
0:39:18and i'm going to pick something you know
0:39:20one of the classic monsters in all of
0:39:22history is the revived from various
0:39:26pieces of other bodies Frankenstein
0:39:29right frankincense months duration sorry
0:39:31I don't want to be incorrect here
0:39:33Frankenstein's monster I'm sure you're
0:39:35gonna say John Madden Frankenstein's
0:39:37monster a classic we've seen in many
0:39:40forms from the comedic to the horrific
0:39:42in literary form and of course made
0:39:45famous in film forum and what I want to
0:39:48point out here is that what you're truly
0:39:51evil is the supervillain behind the
0:39:55monster the man who brought life
0:39:58horrible horrible monstrous life from
0:40:01death and that's why i'm picking with my
0:40:02choice
0:40:03dr. Frankenstein supervillain doctors
0:40:07are able you heard it here it's frank
0:40:09enstein James created a monster
0:40:11see what I did there I want to anyway
0:40:13dr. Frankenstein is this the dog like
0:40:16Frankenstein of Frankenstein's island or
0:40:18is this
0:40:19I prefer to think of him as john
0:40:21carradine Frankenstein island his would
0:40:24you say he has power the power he has
0:40:26power and strength power he has the
0:40:30power the power
0:40:31oh yeah and he fought yes wouldn't no
0:40:33more spray inside the power right we are
0:40:36to repower around in doesn't everybody
0:40:37feel we have a mic restart Jason what
0:40:42what will happen now Erica your back
0:40:44around have you have you get got it
0:40:46together if you don't added some
0:40:47thoughts here i have have actually
0:40:50listening to Monte sort of talk about
0:40:52what what really makes a supervillain
0:40:54that was helpful for me because because
0:40:56i was able to kind of put things
0:40:57together i have chosen someone not from
0:40:59Doctor Who although i am staying on
0:41:00brand to a certain extent someone who
0:41:03has special abilities and powers can
0:41:06shape-shift has vast resources an entire
0:41:10kingdom has plenty of minions lots and
0:41:13lots of them
0:41:14populating this kingdom style Wow
0:41:17yes
0:41:18I mean this may be one of the most
0:41:19stylish feelings we talked about at all
0:41:21got Cruella De Vil though and I don't
0:41:24just just you wait right also theme song
0:41:27several several songs really great songs
0:41:30i'm talking about Jareth the Goblin King
0:41:32from labyrinth as played by david bowie
0:41:36yeah i mean cruel develop pretty stylish
0:41:38but that
0:41:39Wow as you watch that movie David
0:41:42Bowie's costumes just get better and
0:41:44better also lighter and lighter as his
0:41:46character sort of starts to be redeemed
0:41:48before the end of the film and then just
0:41:50doesn't quite get there
0:41:51yeah David Bowie I think the true
0:41:53villain or his tights in the movie i
0:41:56would not say villain that's the hero
0:41:58that film
0:41:59alright labyrinth that's absolute idiocy
0:42:03you're comfortable with their know right
0:42:06David you have a bad horse in a
0:42:08scooby-doo villain what's next
0:42:10I i just want to say i want to bet with
0:42:12myself because i was i was going to say
0:42:13she was gonna pick Jareth so thank you
0:42:16what did you win David deny the ayat
0:42:20this big so I'm going outside the box a
0:42:24little bit i know i know david you've
0:42:26been outside the box for quite some time
0:42:27and I haven't been in the box and
0:42:29decades get it back in the box before
0:42:32yeah we have a stage full boxes on the
0:42:35loot careers and here's a box for David
0:42:36to go in this yeah but they're all great
0:42:38chefs of roger maris on walking dead i
0:42:40did about walking dead so okay this is a
0:42:45man who is quite famous he faked his own
0:42:48death put his closest dearest friend in
0:42:52two years of anguish and invented this
0:42:57is where we get into headcanon but
0:42:58there's nothing in the text to
0:43:00contradict this invented a supervillain
0:43:02nemesis as an excuse to fake his own
0:43:06death
0:43:07sherlock holmes we never see Professor
0:43:11Moriarty in the original stories there
0:43:14we only have his word for it that the
0:43:16Moriarity even exists and he was tired
0:43:20of being documented the way Watson was
0:43:22documenting he just wanted to get away
0:43:24how best to do that fake his own death
0:43:27so
0:43:29there you go sherlock holmes sherlock
0:43:31holmes monster doing that so we're just
0:43:34gonna let that stand then a he created a
0:43:38supervillain for monstrous reason
0:43:40allegedly allegedly yeah i'll go with
0:43:42that I I don't know
0:43:44judges I I'm not CNN alright how about
0:43:47how bad but whatever just get to just
0:43:50get to replace it
0:43:51well it's finally sure I'm even
0:43:52disqualified yeah it had to happen
0:43:55eventually right
0:43:56this is just my alternate two pics in
0:43:58one round I see what you're doing good
0:43:59my alternate pic would be used to
0:44:01someone portrayed by Ricardo Montalban
0:44:04do that mr. Roarke for destroy I'll
0:44:09allow it
0:44:09destroying people who just wanted a
0:44:12simple fantasy they just wanted an
0:44:15enjoyable weekend and every damn time he
0:44:18destroys them with irony for those who
0:44:22only know Fantasy Island from Ricardo
0:44:25Montalban and his white suits and her
0:44:27village is going to playing boss the
0:44:29plane will you watch some of those it is
0:44:32dark it is dark
0:44:33it's like the little boat it was like
0:44:35The Love Boat but it began to sink that
0:44:37is Francie speaking of roddy mcdowall
0:44:39had a recurring role as a camel yes I
0:44:42did you know about my love boat
0:44:43fanfiction Jason I read the internet
0:44:47okay mr. Roarke from Fantasy Island that
0:44:50is entirely and he has a little tiny
0:44:52minion
0:44:53I mean come on wasn't Malcolm at all
0:44:55with the reboot
0:44:57yep any role that can be played by
0:44:59Malcolm McDowell is a supervillain
0:45:00that's right that's right solid pick and
0:45:04will end Ricardo was scarier
0:45:05mmm Stephen well it's advantageous to
0:45:10have George Lucas and somebody wearing
0:45:12wooden shoes in a refrigerator box
0:45:14yes yes so a Dutchman 1969 doctorhugo it
0:45:18was advantageous that this loot crate
0:45:20box dropped in my lap that has a book
0:45:21entitled the Legion of regrettable
0:45:23supervillains synergy I and I could I
0:45:28could reach into the depths of this epic
0:45:31tome and select such notable enemies is
0:45:33the human flying fish and praying mantis
0:45:37man but i won't i won't today I'm going
0:45:39for the fifth round going to yes i'm i'm
0:45:42keeping that for
0:45:43yeah for the sleeper picks at the end
0:45:45there I'm gonna go with back to the star
0:45:49wars universe Grand Moff Tarkin as a
0:45:53supervillain for twas he who in fact
0:45:56sort of led the the Imperial Alliance
0:46:00Imperial death squad in in Star Wars
0:46:03even commandeering you gonna get a
0:46:06ruling on doors issues on the Imperial
0:46:08alliance i don't know i just i don't
0:46:10know what they're in order to fire those
0:46:13guy fire the guys in the suits
0:46:15I don't want your doctor who fan i'm
0:46:18gonna start making stuff up so well and
0:46:22apparently he has a apparently he has
0:46:24quite a foul stench from what he does
0:46:27apparently he stinks
0:46:28according to at least one princess from
0:46:30a former planet he doesn't smell like
0:46:33Corinthian leather like some horrible
0:46:35and not commented off-the-record what
0:46:38makes him a monster is that he actually
0:46:39is like holding Vader's leash throughout
0:46:41this entire this entire movie arm his
0:46:45interrogation tactics are horrifying you
0:46:49know stage one of her of his
0:46:51interrogation of Princess Leia is
0:46:53blowing up her planet where does he go
0:46:56from there
0:46:57it's difficult to think and then what do
0:46:59you think that peter cushing during most
0:47:01of the scenes that were Jews in costume
0:47:04didn't like his boots and so basically
0:47:07destroyed princess Leia's planet while
0:47:10wearing hushpuppy slippers
0:47:12that's remarkable callousness that makes
0:47:15him a monster supervillain I think any
0:47:18time you are in charge of doing here
0:47:20like Darth Vader's manager
0:47:22yeah you got you got to do his annual
0:47:23review and you blow up a planet
0:47:25yeah you're a supervillain exactly yeah
0:47:27and everyone knows you have to dress for
0:47:29blowing up planets that's not something
0:47:31you can be casual about ya know you were
0:47:34well Peter Cushing Grand Moff Tarkin
0:47:36that's a great one
0:47:37ok i really wouldn't have been even more
0:47:38insulting to like turn up in your boxer
0:47:40shorts to blow princess Leia's planet
0:47:43I couldn't even bother he's still in bed
0:47:45he just radio today and he doesn't want
0:47:47to even get up but he's gonna blow up
0:47:48your planet anyway he's that evil alene
0:47:51Voldemort in the doctor
0:47:54we get along okay
0:47:58mmm i have i have a couple of choices
0:48:01here I think
0:48:05alright so we already have a Sesame
0:48:06Street choice but i think i have to pick
0:48:07another one and they're aliens
0:48:10yeah haha yeah they mean yeah yeah if
0:48:16you give me know all monsters are super
0:48:18villain so if they're just aliens and
0:48:20we've got some more spaces I'm happening
0:48:21here space racism don't know but they
0:48:23was bein is a perfectly nice planet but
0:48:26they always are creepy
0:48:28namely that annoy your creepy they are
0:48:31creepy they make that noise and the way
0:48:33they move makes the monstrous there are
0:48:36only like Earth monster why their space
0:48:39space monsters in do they have names
0:48:42what are they worried about the eps I
0:48:44really yeah from you gain planet whose
0:48:47pain i only knew them as mere from your
0:48:50community spaces with that and it's just
0:48:53like automatically look into the jar
0:48:55like into totally on the edges and you
0:48:58know it kind of like Wiggles the job
0:48:59whales jaw shouldn't do that the Grover
0:49:01president i'm going to use a space
0:49:03monster okay thank you i'll allow it
0:49:05thank you i love those guys I didn't
0:49:08find him creepy at all
0:49:09I thought they were going to write angry
0:49:11dan hi Jason you got Satan in Batman
0:49:13well what else do i need a pass
0:49:15yeah you know I've been thinking over
0:49:16and and all right this next one I
0:49:19realized my beloved contentious but i do
0:49:20i delved into some case law precedent
0:49:22for that i'm picking a truly insidious
0:49:25monster they're really just gets into
0:49:26your head destroys your psyche keeps you
0:49:30awake at night until you're so you know
0:49:32basically riddled with insomnia that you
0:49:34can never again rest i'm picking the
0:49:36monster mash
0:49:37dammit Brian your hopes have been
0:49:41graveyard smash I knew somebody was
0:49:44gonna pick it
0:49:45I didn't think it would be dan I'm going
0:49:48off-book with this one
0:49:49the words you've been waiting to hear
0:49:51I'll allow it
0:49:53Cyrus pic of the robot was the president
0:49:57I believe so I Boris tickets monster
0:49:59mesh yup it was a graveyard smelly it
0:50:02was a caught on in a flash and so you're
0:50:06the lyrics there I do
0:50:07the leaders / came prepared everybody
0:50:10nothing came prepared
0:50:12yeah I'm afraid we can't accept this
0:50:13bitch unless you put on a horrible
0:50:14Transylvanian accent while you say those
0:50:16things it has to be something like in
0:50:19the man I can't do it now not gonna do
0:50:21it was a graveyard like a matter of mash
0:50:24is still on the board the monster mash
0:50:26it's required
0:50:28it's part and parcel yeah so nothing
0:50:32worse than getting the monster and stuck
0:50:34in your head as we all know because it's
0:50:36really hard to get out so the monster
0:50:39mash I feel is the only thing that can
0:50:40complement Batman and Satan I thought
0:50:42you were going with to go with something
0:50:43intangible like insomnia which would
0:50:45have been interesting and I might have
0:50:46allowed it but month the monster mash
0:50:48solid it's got monster right in the name
0:50:49exactly and Mars arguing thank you
0:50:51alright thank you dan you've got saved
0:50:53in bed and you know what they're doing
0:50:54they're doing the monster math right now
0:50:57Brian you have horrible things from
0:51:00horror movies
0:51:01who's your third guest at your horrible
0:51:02halloween party I legitimately was going
0:51:05to pick the monster mash as the song
0:51:06that everybody would dance to so instead
0:51:08i will pick it's DJ as portrayed by
0:51:11christian bale in the 1999-2000 ish
0:51:13movie american psycho patrick bateman
0:51:15every song he would murder somebody he
0:51:18would play here we lose the news he
0:51:19would play for Collins it would be a
0:51:22great time he has fantastic taste in
0:51:23music and fantastic taste in fashion as
0:51:26he murders people so the more music
0:51:28plays the more people would die and i
0:51:30feel like that is the hallmark of a
0:51:31great halloween party that's a good
0:51:33that's a good monster don't know why I'm
0:51:36never going to a halloween party with
0:51:37you ever no one ever has its ok brought
0:51:41Brian just now I'm months following it
0:51:44rain does not want people at his party
0:51:45he does not want you there with me
0:51:48please no he's a halloween party martyr
0:51:50celebrate social anxiety disorder
0:51:53alright that is a creepy group you got
0:51:57there Brian Steve you have the tall man
0:51:59from phantasm and skeletor I do now what
0:52:01I think I've done what do you think
0:52:05beyond that
0:52:06alright alright so much if I must you
0:52:09know if I may be serious for a moment
0:52:11you know i'm all about strategy right
0:52:13yeah I don't think you can
0:52:15you're probably right i'm gonna take I'm
0:52:18gonna take everyone in this room
0:52:19including myself because Jason aren't we
0:52:23the real monsters
0:52:25I know I am roll credits that is such a
0:52:30Power Move I've got so many monsters now
0:52:32you guys are going down
0:52:34Steve I have a point of order question
0:52:35but just the people in this room or is
0:52:38it always a humanity at least it's us
0:52:40it's us i'm gonna put down its gonna be
0:52:42determined in determining are we are the
0:52:44true monster shirts
0:52:45that's right it was mostly mostly you
0:52:47but suddenly this is the end of a law
0:52:50and order SVU episode earlier it's the
0:52:52end of every Twilight Zone episode 2 it
0:52:54makes you think that doesn't it does it
0:52:56makes you it makes me think that I need
0:52:57to look inside myself that's what that's
0:52:59what i'm going for in this draft i want
0:53:00to i want to make you think
0:53:01introspection I want to make you feel
0:53:03mhm you really turn the mirror on
0:53:05ourselves there see if I did yeah yeah
0:53:07yeah that's what I'm all about
0:53:08I appreciated your welcome moment of
0:53:10reflection from Steve let's Monty broker
0:53:14every may still be alive and Cruella De
0:53:17Vil is eyeing him carefully
0:53:19well since we've already picked a song
0:53:21haha i'm going to pick part of another
0:53:25song Kanye West Side monster from my
0:53:30beautiful dark twisted fantasy came out
0:53:32in 2010
0:53:33it is a great song but I'm only picking
0:53:36Nicki Minaj first because it has the
0:53:40best verse she didn't have the whole
0:53:42song if you want to work okay all right
0:53:45Monty she says it's 50k forever so be
0:53:49prepared i understand i'm willing to pay
0:53:51that because on a song with kanye west
0:53:54jay-z rick ross and for some reason bode
0:53:56there
0:53:58Nicki Minaj comes on and crushes all of
0:54:01them
0:54:02it's a very important moment in music
0:54:04she shows that she is the best rapper
0:54:07and she's up your hand out what's the
0:54:12reading on this or we explicit careful
0:54:14yeah i would rather not edit this so she
0:54:18is a something something monster
0:54:20ok good audience look at what you just
0:54:23saw this is what you live for all right
0:54:27we are we're getting in the weeds now
0:54:29Joe I i haven't quite had dissipated
0:54:36that so I'm kind of taking a u-turn from
0:54:38from that back towards what i was doing
0:54:40yeah exactly what you don't like you
0:54:42can't really top a verse from a song so
0:54:46I'm going to go with the t1000 which is
0:54:500 a robot but not a nice robot because
0:54:55he's programmed to do things and it's
0:54:58terminate its part of its name so it's a
0:55:01gonna go do that and it's going to
0:55:03shape-shift into people and things and
0:55:05replace your adoptive mother and just
0:55:09generally be terrifying
0:55:11so I'm sticking that one side bar
0:55:13Terminator robot right yeah
0:55:16terminators totally robotic distractions
0:55:18got some stuff on it Oh 1080 1080 is is
0:55:22the arnold schwarzenegger new no teeth
0:55:25it made with liquid metal is it that one
0:55:27okay Robert Patrick yeah have you seen
0:55:30this boy that ok got it
0:55:33I feel like there's a theme song we all
0:55:35need to sing well no we don't
0:55:38after that I feel differently than that
0:55:40it is a robot though I will I will grant
0:55:42you and and it's gonna robot the monster
0:55:45or a supervillain what we think about
0:55:47monsters needed i hope so because I've
0:55:50got two pics later on alright it's a
0:55:52shape-shifting liquid metal thing its
0:55:55much yeah okay it's a it's a thing
0:55:57well if it's a thing that it's a monster
0:55:58we've already established that yeah
0:55:59president of the thing okay so believe
0:56:02it or not this it will in the third
0:56:04round which means that we will have pic
0:56:0630 supervillains monsters and also songs
0:56:08or parts of songs
0:56:10and people and and us and we picked us
0:56:16I actually had that on my list of
0:56:17humanity I don't want that out so thanks
0:56:19a lot Steve for that I was gonna pick
0:56:21paranoia on the grounds that was the
0:56:23monster that was due on Maple Street
0:56:24yeah well I'm gonna go with a very
0:56:27similar pick Montee to close out this
0:56:29and then we'll we'll ask what everybody
0:56:30else had on their list
0:56:32I'm gonna pick the monster that you know
0:56:36is under your bed with my pic childhood
0:56:40fear that you know there's a monster
0:56:43you know it's under there you know it's
0:56:44only there when the light is out and
0:56:47that is going to be my choice is the
0:56:48childhood fear of the most horrible
0:56:50monster of all the one that you have to
0:56:53imagine yourself and you just know
0:56:54what's down there ready to kill you
0:56:56so this time you are picking john madden
0:56:57hasn't been down there for a while so
0:57:02yeah monster under your bed
0:57:05get out of there gonna get one if it
0:57:08learns that laughter is more powerful I
0:57:11am surprised nobody nobody picked I had
0:57:13them had the monsters incorporated
0:57:14monster scarers in my list and and
0:57:18nobody picked that but now i would like
0:57:20you all to bring out your dead monsters
0:57:22and supervillains and tell us what
0:57:23didn't you pick in this amazing
0:57:25collection of thirty monsters and
0:57:26supervillains Erica jason with a fair
0:57:28amount of time left we could probably do
0:57:29one more round would look around and
0:57:31make it a lightning round lightning
0:57:34round we do lightning round ok we'll do
0:57:37a lightning round
0:57:38ok save one of those things somebody
0:57:39everybody think of something little
0:57:41faster well as I see a crowd that looks
0:57:43hungry for more
0:57:44alright alright for my lightning round
0:57:49pick
0:57:49I'm going to pick a wizard and of some
0:57:53sort I think and every great
0:57:55supervillain has a cat so i'm picking
0:57:57Gargamel from the Smurfs Azrael man love
0:58:01Israel terrifying that he is what is why
0:58:05he's a magician right so they're really
0:58:06the smurfs like that whole show in
0:58:09general pretty monstrous so we have you
0:58:11watched it recently
0:58:12Wow and argue that David i am amazed
0:58:16that we are 31 pics in and he's still on
0:58:19the board so i will go with my backup
0:58:22required amount
0:58:23bond and go for continuity and so seeing
0:58:25original recipe
0:58:28yes not the I extra extra crispy
0:58:31Cumberbatch not not mr. Sherlock no all
0:58:33right you already tried that with
0:58:35Sherlock Holmes stephen i want to point
0:58:38out that in this book the Legion of
0:58:41regrettable supervillains by john morris
0:58:42need lootcrate addition that Satan is
0:58:44actually in this book from a 1941 comic
0:58:49and he's on the cover what I like is
0:58:51that he's not he's not only Satan but
0:58:53he's also wearing a Nazi swastika that's
0:58:57you know he's back on his chest a little
0:58:58on-the-nose did a little bit it's not
0:59:02always easy Satan he's also a not seen
0:59:04it is i'm not convinced yet Steven
0:59:07consider something else
0:59:08well he's shooting blood of his eyes I
0:59:10think as well I'm grabbing a level where
0:59:13yall yeah that that child and some
0:59:17black-and-white movie with the like
0:59:19things
0:59:21yeah it's pretty creepy quite amazing
0:59:23anyway that you don't get to pick that
0:59:24because they already has all exactly
0:59:26exactly all of Satan's on there i I'm
0:59:29gonna pick want to throw out there on
0:59:31the main villain from the most
0:59:33underrated motion pictures of our time
0:59:35and that is Flash Gordon I ming the
0:59:37merciless
0:59:39is colitis i'm bored is this first line
0:59:44and it just goes up from there I think
0:59:46he's brilliant in that wonderful campy
0:59:48horrible movie that I quite enjoyed
0:59:51being the merciless merciless for my
0:59:53lean you got any I do all right do I I
0:59:59came for
0:59:59came for
1:00:00Baird and I am picking the feminists
1:00:04ultimate supervillain poison ivy
1:00:07wow yeah she thought that's a hey a real
1:00:11super villain has been picked this show
1:00:13much dad how did this happen
1:00:17well dang it anymore about poison i was
1:00:23going to you but it was just like
1:00:25universal acceptance so no but she's
1:00:27she's amazing and she does some cool
1:00:30things with harley but she is
1:00:32eco-conscious she is all about rights
1:00:36for for plants and she doesn't need a
1:00:39man she can she can make a family
1:00:41herself and I think that you know that's
1:00:44that's pretty amazing
1:00:45alright poison ivy actual supervillain
1:00:47damn i'm picking ET what get off the
1:00:54stage entertainment tonight my least
1:00:55favorite TV show
1:00:56ok first off spaces faith racism and and
1:01:01second off my villain
1:01:03well you had a really different reading
1:01:04that movie that I did he stole all that
1:01:08candy stole the candy he links his life
1:01:11force to a little kid didn't like it
1:01:13starts like draining his agency freeze
1:01:14the frogs
1:01:15I don't know it's pretty terrifying no
1:01:19no no yeah he calls his brethren down
1:01:23like to know possibly invade us i died i
1:01:26think monstrous no yeah i do know
1:01:29rejected a somewhat ET was the monster
1:01:31under Dan's bed when would you be able
1:01:33to do that but in cities and adorable
1:01:34monster in drew barrymore's closet
1:01:37he's good just want to point out that
1:01:38Sherlock is way more monstrous than ET
1:01:41challenge now what the judges have
1:01:45rejected me
1:01:46yeah quite a while ago but you kept
1:01:48going for the shot the Ewoks
1:01:54I i'm actually on board with that one
1:01:57those are monstrous little sons it
1:02:00started a long decline
1:02:01Oh star wars franchise we already had
1:02:04George Lucas but whining about the
1:02:06prequels top know what else you got all
1:02:14right i'll go with my last night was
1:02:15actually a serious break from the star
1:02:16wars universe Grand Admiral Thrawn who
1:02:19is a cannon
1:02:21sorry not Kennedy was to use in back and
1:02:24once again my friend you know that guy
1:02:26who said that is also not canon
1:02:28yeah he's a supervillain asst he has
1:02:32like diabolical plans superpowers
1:02:34interpreting bad guys by their art it's
1:02:37pretty pretty scary it's scary ya know
1:02:39you read ice creepy red eyes looks into
1:02:41your soul
1:02:42you got it yeah you some Visine for that
1:02:44arm and et yeah all right nighty brian i
1:02:49you get a bonus at your party
1:02:51great I'm any party nowadays needs a
1:02:54good high person social media person i
1:02:55would like that person be the Blair
1:02:57Witch my party i'm assuming that she can
1:02:59use a camera after all these years of
1:03:00having a bunch of film equipment left in
1:03:02our woods and she really broke a sin
1:03:07ok we win he shoots he scores
1:03:11she can do a really really good viral
1:03:14campaign all the pp things hanging from
1:03:16the trees are getting everyone in the
1:03:17doors
1:03:18I do believe that she would be very good
1:03:20on snapchat vine r.i.p and Twitter you
1:03:24say r.i.p good I'm died
1:03:28we don't need a moment of silence for by
1:03:30you're the only person dwelling on vine
1:03:33right now not only it's only six seconds
1:03:35and also really aged 16 seconds of
1:03:38silence which is Lupe's though
1:03:40rest in peace fine rest in peace fine
1:03:43resident p sliding all right Stephen
1:03:46rest in peace five but it's your turn
1:03:50I'm gonna take e.t allow it no no
1:03:57no I maybe the version played by Ricardo
1:04:01Montalban oh he's got the rich
1:04:04Corinthian letter for bankruptcy let ya
1:04:06know i'm going to take a pyramid head
1:04:17from Silent Hill 2 specifically he's a
1:04:20guy dressed up in like a butcher's apron
1:04:22he's got a dead great flesh and he has
1:04:25what looks like an industrial trash can
1:04:27on his head and that's terrifying for
1:04:29some reason I'm not entirely sure why
1:04:31but he misses you throughout silent hill
1:04:332 he's got a very interesting backstory
1:04:35really represents man's grief over the
1:04:38death of his wife which is more than you
1:04:39usually get from say your your-your-your
1:04:42Kanye West hunks i have not so yeah
1:04:48pyramid
1:04:49yeah freaking out pretty good and I
1:04:51enjoy enjoys work
1:04:53ok go with trash can on his head goes
1:04:54into the club with the refrigerator box
1:04:58on the torso
1:04:59that's right those are monstrous Monty
1:05:01uh-huh
1:05:02wyd cryptids count as monsters but the
1:05:04Loch Ness monster does so i'm going to
1:05:06pick a specific version of Bigfoot
1:05:08namely Sasquatch as seen in the Six
1:05:11Million Dollar Man oh yes who is also a
1:05:14robot was also a robot yeah or a cyborg
1:05:17some sort
1:05:19I don't know is that a robot or not i'll
1:05:22refer to you I think we did an episode
1:05:23about this is determined to be robot yes
1:05:26let's do that episode of robot or not to
1:05:27determine whether it is i think he is a
1:05:29robot Oh in my headcanon sasquatch in
1:05:31the Six Million Dollar Man was a robot
1:05:32and not a bionic sasquatch
1:05:34I see that's my feeling about it but you
1:05:37can have all the Bigfoots you want all
1:05:38the Bigfoots are just this just the one
1:05:40sure I'll take all the Bigfoot i'll take
1:05:42you to meet Jason sasquatches and yet no
1:05:44yetis what yet interesting sorry i'm
1:05:47sorry i have to draw the line at Yeti
1:05:49racism my microphone isn't that bad
1:05:53Joe
1:05:56continuing the shape-shifting thing I'm
1:06:00gonna go with the clay face from the
1:06:02Batman the Animated Series have never
1:06:05won the last round had a nice tight fit
1:06:09you had four choices and you didn't big
1:06:14plays
1:06:15yeah well specifically the two-part
1:06:17episode where he's introduced the second
1:06:19part of that where you actually see
1:06:20Clayface not the first part where you
1:06:22see tripping and that it really
1:06:25highlights how monstrous he is and
1:06:27how he's lost his humanity and given
1:06:30into getting revenge so monster
1:06:33supervillain joke monster
1:06:36no he's not doesn't really like
1:06:39coordinated mentally enough for putting
1:06:42together teams of people but he can be
1:06:43teams of people
1:06:44well it's good point he's his own super
1:06:46villain alright with my pic to round out
1:06:50this surprise fourth round of the
1:06:53monster that goes fast doesn't it goes
1:06:54fast i choose it comes at you fast i'm
1:06:59going to choose the king of the monsters
1:07:01Godzilla they say he's got to go up from
1:07:07the depths 30 stories high
1:07:10breathing fire he stands in the sky
1:07:12don't mention his cousin got zookeys not
1:07:14canon and guy key and and from the point
1:07:18of view of all the other monsters
1:07:20he's also a supervillain the I suppose
1:07:22so right kill all monsters so Godzilla
1:07:24you know this is the the definitive the
1:07:26giant got a kaiju the guy on the rubber
1:07:29suit who stomps through a little
1:07:31miniature City and it cancels the best
1:07:34Godzilla i kid you not he's on my
1:07:36bringing out the dead list i'm sure he
1:07:38is so let's bring out the dead then he
1:07:40lives on Monster Island he lives on
1:07:42Monster Island again I implore you not
1:07:44the Roland Emmerich version I wouldn't
1:07:47go that way to go back to that'sthat's
1:07:49Roland Emmerich's the monster that's
1:07:51right he was the monster all along
1:07:53roland emmerich on the board available
1:07:55bring out your dead Erica what else you
1:07:56have that we didn't get to uh I i
1:07:58managed to come up with a little bit of
1:07:59a list i'm going to need a ruling from
1:08:01down on whether or not i can take this
1:08:02one but I was going to say Randall Flagg
1:08:04from stephen king's yeah maybe it's
1:08:07perfectly okay i just wanna make sure he
1:08:08was separate enough from Satan that I
1:08:10was allowed to take him I think I think
1:08:12he's separated he's ok ok so the flag on
1:08:15my uh my dad list also the judge here
1:08:17what is happening
1:08:18well just I guess I could have a
1:08:20suggestion not finished he has some
1:08:21possession on Satan and she was asking
1:08:23if Randall agus is a covered understand
1:08:26seating is very with dance ruling so I
1:08:28didn't mean to overrule him even though
1:08:30i have that power and can be used it
1:08:31ok right and you know your place too
1:08:34because you're bad chase how's your
1:08:36house was doing um I also
1:08:39add from once upon a time I show i like
1:08:42very much has some great super I think
1:08:44villains up Regina and mr. gold were two
1:08:47on my list didn't get you and then also
1:08:49I was kind of going through the list of
1:08:50podcast I do mostly doctor who and I got
1:08:52to Babylon 5 and thought I should pick
1:08:54the shadows who are doing from that show
1:08:57is that not space racism that they do
1:09:00some pretty villainous things I don't
1:09:03want to go into too much detail because
1:09:04my spouse has not seen the whole show
1:09:05yet and we're watching it now but so are
1:09:09otherwise I might have gotten slightly
1:09:10different actually might have a might
1:09:11have a reference there but uh but it's
1:09:13okay these are the picture didn't Nick
1:09:15David what did you not pick well I've
1:09:17got going to Batman I've got racial
1:09:19ghoul who is kind of the one of the
1:09:22ultimates there
1:09:23Oh Hedy Lamarr I mean Hedley Lamarr
1:09:27David Mamet haha the animators at Pixar
1:09:33because they're monsters for making us
1:09:35cry every damn time and cry again at the
1:09:38end topic twitter because they are able
1:09:42they are able to recognize and delete
1:09:44NBC olympics app a NBC olympics tweets
1:09:48but they can't recognize and delete and
1:09:50take care of your abuse so monsters
1:09:53going to Sesame Street for a minute
1:09:56Elmo for taking up all the time that
1:09:59Grover used to have on Elmo is truly a
1:10:01monster was truly a monster is David
1:10:04that was a great transition from Twitter
1:10:06abuse to Elmo but it's an analog i would
1:10:10go with that also the two-headed monster
1:10:13who is adorable and I love the
1:10:15two-headed monster King Ghidorah because
1:10:18three months two heads are better than
1:10:19two
1:10:20that's nice set last night yeah well and
1:10:23finally people who spell theater wrong
1:10:26and however you spell it your spelling
1:10:28it wrong haha alright Steven I didn't
1:10:32have much of a list I there were a
1:10:34couple Doctor Who items on my list one
1:10:35was the weeping angels which I i thought
1:10:38were very scary at this guarantee this
1:10:40day even in my forties another one was a
1:10:43little bit of a deep cup with sky gras
1:10:45he was the use of villain from
1:10:48in 1979 Doctor Who story that was never
1:10:52actually finished or broadcast I figured
1:10:54I was probably a little bit too much of
1:10:56a deep cut are Ramsay Bolton from Game
1:11:00of Thrones was another one that I i
1:11:02thought i had but super but he's easily
1:11:05months he's certainly a monster and God
1:11:08has come up its sporting stricken with
1:11:10roads so that was my last clean
1:11:14oh and BTW of course Peter Coyote in dt
1:11:18he was also huh
1:11:20position ok so also from Game of Thrones
1:11:24Joffrey Joffrey Joffrey is the the king
1:11:29of monsters and gossamer from a looney
1:11:34tunes because customers right for the
1:11:38people haha yeah monster
1:11:41I mean orange hairy monster wearing
1:11:43sneakers and everybody everybody needs
1:11:45and Harry hinge person so you know and
1:11:49discord for my little pony /q from Star
1:11:52Trek depending upon because they're
1:11:53basically the same and social media in
1:11:57general and also the green-eyed monster
1:12:03because what is worse than the greed and
1:12:06jealousy within us all
1:12:07that's when you're worse than that just
1:12:12to be clear that Iran debate
1:12:15clearly you're jealous remaining on my
1:12:18list i had my favorite alien in an
1:12:21abdomen Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja
1:12:24Turtles who lives in another dimension
1:12:27and has a giant robot body think that's
1:12:30pretty solid from Dungeons and Dragons
1:12:32displacer beast which are like Panthers
1:12:34botanical subjects just crazy i don't
1:12:36know what's going on with those guys
1:12:37that I don't need wait
1:12:43I got it waited to my liking the flag on
1:12:46that and finally the people who put the
1:12:51milk back in the fridge with like this
1:12:52much left
1:12:53hello guys why was that not the first
1:12:56pic I you know it's a doll away the end
1:12:59yeah Brian Leatherface would have been
1:13:02my interior designer / party planner
1:13:04frank-n-furter we've been the lifeguard
1:13:06at the pool very very bad lifeguard a
1:13:09link himself died I Hannibal Lecter
1:13:11within my caterer and dr. Clayton
1:13:14Forrester and TVs Frank would have
1:13:16handled AV for the was that the
1:13:20magnificent animal because he would be
1:13:22an amazing caterer
1:13:23haha Steve let's see i had the thing
1:13:29that gets night from me which was rather
1:13:30rude i thought i had Grover that got
1:13:33tonight from me which I also thought was
1:13:34rather rude and after you let me down to
1:13:37my pics that were not sniped I had the
1:13:38original bill hinchman he's coming to
1:13:40get you Barbara zombie from night of the
1:13:42living dead like I'm sorry all get taken
1:13:45as a whole
1:13:46yeah that's what I think they're kind of
1:13:47played out but he was the he was sort of
1:13:49the progenitor he's not even decayed or
1:13:51anything but he has really jacked up
1:13:52teeth so I guess that's a little scary
1:13:53but yeah he's good had Leatherface guess
1:13:58that sort of got snagged by brian just
1:13:59now the headcrabs from half-life and
1:14:01half-life 2 pinhead and the Senate bites
1:14:04but especially the dude that shoots CDs
1:14:06out of his hands in his face because a
1:14:08because that's really weird
1:14:11the Deadites from the evil dead movies
1:14:13and the great mighty poo who is an
1:14:16enormous singing turd from the Conker's
1:14:19Bad Fur Day game can you sing a song i
1:14:21could but i think it's probably best
1:14:24that we not go there and john madden ok
1:14:28county had a couple from video games dr.
1:14:33Robotnik clearly a supervillain also
1:14:35GLaDOS a homicidal computer is dr.
1:14:38Robotnik a robot
1:14:39no I don't think he had he's totally not
1:14:42it seems weird that he's got like a
1:14:44cyborg arm or something anything as a
1:14:45regular that's better nobody was he
1:14:47right with your doctor about that before
1:14:48you had the cyber arm it's just a name
1:14:51yeah dr. he makes programs it is his
1:14:56mean bean machine a robot other podcast
1:15:00Monty sorry you instead of Godzilla I
1:15:03had Mothra because i wanted a female
1:15:06monster monster lays eggs and mothers
1:15:09awesome couple of cute japanese chicks
1:15:10who skipped sing to you so that's fun
1:15:12mhm and Pikachu who you may be aware is
1:15:16a pocket monster yes but I thought you
1:15:20were just happy to see me
1:15:21well done Joe just shaking his head he
1:15:25is disappointed in all of us
1:15:28mission accomplished powerful course so
1:15:32I also had pinhead Pennywise the
1:15:37mystique and mo Marat the everliving
1:15:41from other girls because guys nice
1:15:44alright like my my remainders I had dr
1:15:48doom who I think is a really awesome
1:15:49super villain because he is also a
1:15:51dictator and also invent stuff and it's
1:15:54horribly scarred so he's monstrous and
1:15:57yet definitely a supervillain I had a
1:16:00Solian mike from monsters inc those are
1:16:04there pretty good monsters I I with
1:16:06Godzilla but I thought about going with
1:16:07camera because he's a an adorable turtle
1:16:09monster whose friend all children
1:16:11understand he's full of milk meat he is
1:16:13really neat
1:16:14we all love him I had doctor octopus
1:16:16from spider-man he is a super villain of
1:16:19high-order I darth vader but I felt like
1:16:21ran once his bosses chosen why would you
1:16:25choose him and I had much effect of luke
1:16:27skywalker's the monster
1:16:28yeah and I had 1994's REM album monster
1:16:33featuring what's the frequency kenneth
1:16:35which I really almost chose that's a
1:16:38pretty good monster
1:16:40well that is the monster draft and super
1:16:43villain draft all we did the monster
1:16:44draft monster draft it was a mod cast
1:16:48smash that belongs to is it too late to
1:16:51be right Hamilton i was working out my
1:16:54podcast late one night
1:16:56alright what have we learned nothing
1:16:59absolutely nothing absolutely nothing
1:17:01but that's par for the course for that
1:17:02we have learned that nobody picked
1:17:04Blofeld university date last night about
1:17:07whether Blofeld was a from james bond
1:17:10was a super villain because of his
1:17:11control of a massive international crime
1:17:13syndicate and his cat he's a parasite
1:17:15crosses okay i think i would have
1:17:17allowed obviously I loud everything so
1:17:19yeah me too except dt you guys should
1:17:22have been here for that discussion now
1:17:23awesome and only 30 more monsters than
1:17:26Blofeld that's where I draw the line 18
1:17:27sherlock holmes otherwise we're good
1:17:29so that has concluded are ridiculous
1:17:32draft and here at the now hear this
1:17:34festival in anaheim california thanks to
1:17:37everybody who came in sauce live thanks
1:17:38to my nine panelists who join me onstage
1:17:41and also not onstage at the table
1:17:47we're at the kids table it's fine we
1:17:50feel just as important two different
1:17:51windows
1:17:52I will I will I will think now i will
1:17:54think about personally Erica and sign
1:17:55thank you for being here and thank you
1:17:57so much for having me it's been a
1:17:58delight you pick the master Davros the
1:18:01Goblin King and Gargamel it's gonna be
1:18:05see i'd rather go to that halloween
1:18:06party frankly we have fun
1:18:08David lure you have bad horse scooby-doo
1:18:11villain mr. work and con I I stand by
1:18:16that because I mean Ricardo's really
1:18:18nice at Halloween parties record he is
1:18:19he's not at all like these villains sit
1:18:21down on the rich Corinthian leather
1:18:23now so far Stephen you have George Lucas
1:18:25the protons Grand Moff Tarkin and being
1:18:29the merciless that's a pretty diverse
1:18:31list they're good job well it's a i come
1:18:33from Canada so we are not well versed in
1:18:35supervillainy so I'm kind of pleased
1:18:37that no one on this panel actually found
1:18:39that we all look like villains to you
1:18:40well not find a little bit is but you
1:18:44forgot stephen harper well naturally yes
1:18:46everyone everyone and high nose
1:18:48yes and Wilfred Laurier as well as sure
1:18:49anyone politics references
1:18:51exactly thank you always always go down
1:18:53well at a conference in Sims you had
1:18:55Voldemort the doctor the eps and poison
1:19:00ivy
1:19:00I think it's solid this was my first
1:19:02draft so I I him now an experienced
1:19:06drafter just nailed it i think from now
1:19:09on when they say you you're yeah i'm
1:19:12just gonna call to me you know who
1:19:15yes please dan you had Satan strong big
1:19:19all meet Jesus Batman you're doing
1:19:22really well they're the monster mash and
1:19:25Grand Admiral Thrawn from Star Wars sort
1:19:28of in cannon out of candy tienen nope
1:19:33thanks Jason thanks to Brian Brian
1:19:36Jackson shining jigsaw Patrick Bateman
1:19:39from american psycho and the Blair Witch
1:19:42doing social media
1:19:44she's your street team player which
1:19:46street team
1:19:48bangerang fair enough Steve what's yes
1:19:53what's toward the tall man huh what
1:19:56happened after that I think I may have
1:19:58passed out us maybe the monster is us
1:20:01right you reminded me especially me and
1:20:03pyramid head I can't help noticing my
1:20:05group of Monsters has diminished
1:20:06somewhat in the last half hour and a
1:20:08little concerned about that that was
1:20:12probably me if I may quote one of my
1:20:14favorite monsters boom tough actin
1:20:18tinactin
1:20:19well John the John Madden thing we'll
1:20:24talk about it Monty yessir scary you had
1:20:27Grover Cruella De Vil Nicki Minaj's
1:20:30lines from the conway kanye west song
1:20:32monster but only that you can write the
1:20:34rest of it and Bigfoots but not Yeti
1:20:38because I didn't let you have them
1:20:39that's great and I'm gonna have the best
1:20:42party of all that's going to be good
1:20:44party Joe the thing Ursula from The
1:20:48Little Mermaid the t1000 and Clayface
1:20:51that's pretty good
1:20:53everything your endorsement
1:20:59let's just appreciate yourself the best
1:21:00list of all the lists if you would you
1:21:03draft that if I i think it's a good list
1:21:05if i were to pick a favorite here that
1:21:07would make me a monster can we drink now
1:21:09almost i picked up i pick cookie monster
1:21:12dr. Frankenstein the monster under your
1:21:15bed that was a weird pick and Godzilla
1:21:17and those are my pics so thank you
1:21:20everybody for listening thank you
1:21:21audience i'm jason smell your host this
1:21:23has been the uncomfortable live in
1:21:24anaheim california goodbye recording
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