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0:00:00[Music]

0:00:08From Relay FM, this is Connected episode 404.

0:00:12Today's show is brought to you by Pocket Casts, Sourcegraph and Elektrik.

0:00:16My name is Myke Hurley and I'm joined by Federico Vittucci.

0:00:19Hi Federico.

0:00:20Hello my beautiful friend, how are you?

0:00:21Oh, hi!

0:00:24Now I'm in a good mood.

0:00:26Yeah, you should be.

0:00:28You good? How you feeling? How are things?

0:00:31I'm good.

0:00:33You're good? Awesome.

0:00:34We're also joined by handsome man from Tennessee,

0:00:39Mr. Steven Hackett.

0:00:42Hi, Steven.

0:00:43Hey, boys.

0:00:44How are you?

0:00:45I'm good.

0:00:46We just did some very special pre-show

0:00:51for Connected Pro members where Steven was very active

0:00:55in terms of content.

0:00:57So if you want to hear a lot from Steven,

0:01:01make sure to sign up for Connected Pro

0:01:03because you can hear Steven talk

0:01:05and talk and talk for 10 minutes.

0:01:07- Nonstop.

0:01:08- What's nonstop?

0:01:09Really, we needed to stop the guy

0:01:10because he just kept going.

0:01:11- He wouldn't shut up.

0:01:13- Yeah.

0:01:14- So we had to start the show.

0:01:15Getconnectedpro.co.

0:01:17- We have some follow-up we need to contend with.

0:01:20- Oh, okay.

0:01:23- Jen wrote in.

0:01:27There's a grave error in the Bill of Rickies as read on air.

0:01:31The A&E's do not actually refer to the annual Rickies.

0:01:34Rather, they were designated as the gamified year in review,

0:01:39wherein months are judged on the tichi scale.

0:01:42So just to put some--

0:01:45- I also had this thought Federico, when I read this,

0:01:48I was like, we didn't do that.

0:01:50Yes, we did. - What?

0:01:50- Yeah.

0:01:51- So last year for the year in review episode,

0:01:55We grade it every month on the Chi Chi scale

0:01:58from Nightmare to Best I Love You.

0:02:00- Yeah. - Yeah.

0:02:02- You are right.

0:02:03- So what we need to, it's actually a very simple fix

0:02:06in the Bill of Rickeys.

0:02:07All we have to do is pull out the phrase,

0:02:10AKA the Annie's and the Bill of Rickeys.

0:02:12- It's not in there.

0:02:13- Yes it is.

0:02:14It's in the preamble.

0:02:15- Oh, so it's not actually in the Bill of Rickeys.

0:02:17- Right.

0:02:18- This is why Jen's follow up is so good,

0:02:22because they mentioned as read on air,

0:02:25It's not in the published public version of the Bill of Rickies.

0:02:28Really?

0:02:30And also, another thing for great follow-up from Jen,

0:02:33the second part is the game was played in episode 378,

0:02:37but was also named in 379 follow-up as well.

0:02:40Supposedly, this is in the Google Doc.

0:02:42I kept expecting someone to bring up this oversight,

0:02:45but this episode, it was brought up again.

0:02:47So what I like about this is Jen first thought,

0:02:50"That was just a mistake. I'll let him go."

0:02:53But we did it again.

0:02:54So they're like, "All right, I kind of let this stand."

0:02:56And then they wrote in, you know?

0:02:57- Jen came with the receipts, as the kids say.

0:03:00- Yeah, 'cause the tweet also had a link

0:03:02to the episode where we spoke.

0:03:03- So Jen, thank you, I've corrected the preamble.

0:03:06You know, in the last episode,

0:03:08Kate was named the official historian of Relay FM,

0:03:12a title, by the way, that we had given them previously

0:03:14on a live stream.

0:03:15- Geez, are you being serious?

0:03:18What is wrong with us?

0:03:19- I don't know.

0:03:19- Who told you that?

0:03:20Did Kate tell you that?

0:03:21- Kate told us that.

0:03:22- Yeah, okay.

0:03:23So maybe Jin can be the parliamentarian maybe.

0:03:28Okay, can we create a special category in the members discord sidebar that says historian

0:03:35and just put Kate in there?

0:03:37Like we do with OTJ?

0:03:38Yes.

0:03:39Alright.

0:03:40If there's any mods listening, can you just go do that for me?

0:03:44Kate, don't do it yourself because that feels kind of sad really.

0:03:47Yeah, yeah.

0:03:48I think Zach's gonna do it.

0:03:49It's like the Obama with the medal on Obama meme?

0:03:52It's like that.

0:03:53[Laughter]

0:03:54Yes, I love that.

0:04:00So the additional thing is I put a screenshot in our show document, which is a screenshot

0:04:05of our show document, which says "The Annies, the annual year in review.

0:04:09Months are graded on the teacher's scale with inferior minus being the lowest possible score.

0:04:14Nightmares, quote, you know it when you see it."

0:04:17So we'll be doing that again at the end of the year.

0:04:19the, and it actually kind of makes sense, the annual Rickies should not have its own

0:04:26name, right? Because then it would have to be the Annies and the Keenies, right? Because

0:04:29why would the keynote Rickies not have their own name as well? They're all just the Rickies.

0:04:34Some are for keynotes and special events, and some, and one is for the annuals. It's

0:04:39all the Rickies. So I'm happy that Jen wrote in, because this needed to be addressed.

0:04:43Look, we're stuck in a web of our own making with this podcast at this point, so thank

0:04:49you to everyone who helps keep it straight.

0:04:51So I would also just like to make a plea to every single one of our listeners at this

0:04:56point.

0:04:57Please never stop listening to this show because we will never gain another new listener because

0:05:01I think people coming to this show as a new listener, this is just... it's just incoherent.

0:05:08So we'll have to make a pact that nobody can stop listening to the show and therefore we

0:05:14will maintain our audience forever. Is that fair?

0:05:17Yeah, but there needs to be a threat involved. Like if you stop listening, something bad

0:05:24happens to us.

0:05:25We know who you are.

0:05:30Like if you stop listening, something horrible will happen to us, but we can tell you what...

0:05:36Maybe we should make the podcast like a chainmail letter thing.

0:05:40Not only can you not stop listening, you have to share this podcast with 10 of your friends

0:05:44or there's going to be a curse on you.

0:05:46Ooooh.

0:05:47Ahhh.

0:05:48I like that.

0:05:49Yes.

0:05:50Good, right?

0:05:51I don't love it.

0:05:53Why?

0:05:54Are you uncomfortable with curses?

0:05:56A little bit.

0:05:57Yeah, what's the deal?

0:05:58Have you been cursed before?

0:05:59What's the deal?

0:06:00What's the deal with curses?

0:06:02Yeah, Stephen, what's your problem with curses?

0:06:05You know?

0:06:06Have you ever been cursed?

0:06:08Like do you know?

0:06:12I don't know, maybe.

0:06:15We should find out. We should go to uh... What's the name where you go?

0:06:20You know, hey, tell me if I have like if I've been cursed or something.

0:06:24I don't know.

0:06:25Yeah, you go you go to the guy or the lady whatever like what's the name of the profession?

0:06:31Who do I go to if I am cursed?

0:06:34Help us out, chat room.

0:06:36An oracle?

0:06:37Kinda like an oracle?

0:06:39Like a...

0:06:41Come on, there's a name.

0:06:43Fortune teller.

0:06:44Yes, thank you.

0:06:45No, no, fortune teller tells you fortune.

0:06:48They don't help you with curses.

0:06:50The clue's in the name, you know?

0:06:52Like, what's the name of the person that does, like, the tarots?

0:06:55The cards, for example.

0:06:57Well, that's a fortune teller.

0:06:59Right, so I'm thinking of that.

0:07:00But do they know about curses?

0:07:02Well, depending on the cards, they may tell you that you've cursed.

0:07:06But Ken, they can't do anything about it though, right?

0:07:08Well, they...

0:07:09Well, I don't know.

0:07:10Look, it's like going to the doctor, right?

0:07:12You have to see your general practitioner and then they send you to a specialist.

0:07:16So what you're saying is, fortune tellers are the general practitioners of curses?

0:07:21Yes.

0:07:22And then you go see them and you have to go to a specialist.

0:07:24So what I can tell you is that when I was little, my mom went...

0:07:29So I don't believe in any of this stuff, okay?

0:07:31But my mom, for whatever reason, she does or used to.

0:07:35So when I was little, like very little, like seven, I think.

0:07:39So she went to one of these, you know,

0:07:42Conner is like one of these fortune tellers or whatever.

0:07:45(laughing)

0:07:46- Just saying, you know, just say how you feel, you know?

0:07:48(laughing)

0:07:49- Yeah.

0:07:50- Who's curse now, buddy?

0:07:51- So basically, so when she came back home,

0:07:54it was like, what did the wizard or whatever tell you?

0:07:58And so this guy asked for like a hundred euros

0:08:03and the response was that my mom has really bad luck

0:08:07when it comes to traffic and parking her car.

0:08:10Like that's everything the guy told her.

0:08:13- Does it everybody?

0:08:14I mean, it's extremely generic.

0:08:17- When she arrived for the appointment,

0:08:19he did see her crash the car.

0:08:21It was like, I know what's her deal.

0:08:23- That's like going in and be like,

0:08:25one day next week, you will wake up tired.

0:08:28The worst part, the worst part is that my mom was so sure that he was right.

0:08:33It's like, oh, he's totally right.

0:08:34I have so much bad luck when it comes to finding a parking spot everywhere I go.

0:08:39I was like, mom, that's just normal for normal people.

0:08:44Like that happens all the time.

0:08:46No, no, but I'm especially unlucky when it comes to driving around and finding a parking spot.

0:08:51That's my experience with these folks.

0:08:57Just before we move on, I have a secondary question I would like to ask you both.

0:09:00Okay.

0:09:01Just because I feel like it's in the vein.

0:09:03And you could just... yes or no? That's all I'm asking for, alright?

0:09:06Does this count for the quiz?

0:09:08[Laughter]

0:09:10Um... I don't think it can!

0:09:13Okay, okay.

0:09:15[Laughter]

0:09:16The question is, do you believe in ghosts?

0:09:19You see, I kind of feel like I can score this.

0:09:22[Sings]

0:09:24No.

0:09:24Federico?

0:09:25Yeah, yeah, ghosts I do.

0:09:28Alright, I don't want any more. I'm no two, but that's all I wanted.

0:09:32Right? I just feel like we're entering this paranormal world together.

0:09:36I just want to set some stakes, you know?

0:09:38Big time, yeah, ghosts big time, man.

0:09:41I don't believe some other things, but ghosts, yeah.

0:09:45I mean, what else are you going to do when you die? Just hang around and you're invisible. That's so cool.

0:09:50No, that's just it. You're done.

0:09:53You know? I mean, it depends on what you believe. I believe.

0:09:56Have you seen Casper in the movie? That's exactly what they look like.

0:09:59He was a friendly ghost.

0:10:01I have seen him. Casper the friendliest ghost? The friendliest ghost, you know.

0:10:05On CAPTCHA training, remember we were talking about CAPTCHA training?

0:10:08What a pivot!

0:10:09I know.

0:10:10Jose wrote in to say, which is a good reminder,

0:10:16"The original Google CAPTCHA helped train their OCR algorithms when they were doing

0:10:21their library project to scan every book in the world.

0:10:24Do you remember that?

0:10:25It used to show you like weirdly printed words and you had to write down what they were?

0:10:30And now we just have to say this is a stop sign, this is a stop sign because they're

0:10:33trying to train their Waymo cars.

0:10:36On the Hackit number, Sarah wrote in and asked, "Do Apple TVs contribute to the Hackit number?

0:10:41They're not laptops or desktops, not iPods or iPhones, which have been counted.

0:10:46iPhones and iPods have hard drives, so do Apple TVs."

0:10:49I mean if Apple forgets about tvOS I feel like we can also forget about the Apple TV.

0:10:53I don't think it should count but I did just want to know how many Apple TV's Steven has

0:10:57is why I wanted to ask this question.

0:10:59So last year in the report that Kate gave us last week I had told you how many X serves

0:11:06in Apple TV's and a bunch of other stuff.

0:11:08The Hackett number is as it is calculated on Justin's website.

0:11:13But as far as number of Apple TVs, I don't actually know, like, probably four?

0:11:19No, this is the question.

0:11:21I don't know.

0:11:22Are any of those actually in use, or is it like four?

0:11:24Yeah, I've got a 4K that's in use.

0:11:26So one is in use and three are old.

0:11:28I'm guessing they're all the old ones, like the big ones.

0:11:32Uh, yeah.

0:11:33And I have an original, which is cool.

0:11:34Yeah, that's what I mean.

0:11:35The old big ones.

0:11:36Or do you mean, like, what do you mean by original?

0:11:39The original one looked like a thin Mac Mini.

0:11:41Yeah, the silver one.

0:11:43Yeah, I've got the silver one and then I've got probably one of each like the little black pucks.

0:11:48Oh, the little black pucks. Okay.

0:11:49Remember it was $99 for a while? That was cool.

0:11:52No, I remember that. Do you remember it was originally called ITV?

0:11:55Yep. Yes, I do.

0:11:59I'm really happy that that didn't work out for them because that's a bad name.

0:12:04Apple TV is a better name.

0:12:05It is.

0:12:06iWatch.

0:12:08I would like to just ask connected listeners again to help out with a future quiz segment,

0:12:14multiple quiz segments for the connected quiz by filling out the "Do You Know the Passionate Ones"

0:12:20survey. You can find the link in the show notes. I have been very surprised by just how many people

0:12:27have filled it in so far. So I think this is going to be a really good representative sample

0:12:32of connected listeners, to address some follow-up, to address some questions I'll say that I've

0:12:39gotten from some listeners who want clarification on the questions, kind of the point of the

0:12:44way they are written is I want you to answer what you think the answer is.

0:12:49That's kind of the point.

0:12:51Because with this kind of game, the real meta-game is that Steven and Federico have to try and

0:12:59guess what the majority of listeners would say. So I will give a little bit of

0:13:04context. There's a question where I reference when you were at school what

0:13:10was X and people are saying to me what do you mean by school and my answer to

0:13:17them is whatever you think it means. Yeah the whole point of the game is how well

0:13:21we know the listeners. You've got to get into the mindset of the listeners right

0:13:26Because in a question like that, it's like, how old do you think our listener base is?

0:13:31And how old do they think we are?

0:13:33Exactly.

0:13:34Something I think about a lot.

0:13:36Very. Is it very or not? I don't think it's a middle.

0:13:41I think the majority of our listeners either think we're old or really young.

0:13:45And I don't think anybody thinks you're our age.

0:13:49We also found out that quite a few people think I'm a short person.

0:13:55the tallest of us. Where did this come up? Ah, years ago at WWDC at least like

0:14:01multiple people said well you talk slower obviously because they have smart

0:14:06speed but also that I'm taller than they expected. Well you know I always

0:14:09thought you were taller. Yeah but that's psychological. So height wise Federico is

0:14:18the tallest, Myke is in the middle, I am the shortest and I'm six feet tall you

0:14:24guys are both... I'm a smidge over. Like Myke, you're like an inch taller than me

0:14:28if it goes like an inch taller than you. By the way, the word I was thinking

0:14:31about before is "chiro-mancer," but that's still wrong because a chiro-mancer is

0:14:38someone who predicts a person's future by reading the lines on the palms of

0:14:43their hands. So I was thinking of that word, but it's not the correct profession

0:14:48anyway. What about necromancer? Well, that has to do with the death,

0:14:52doesn't it? Well... Isn't a necromancer someone who brings the dead back from, you know...

0:14:59That's what I thought but it just says here as a dictionary definition a person

0:15:03who practices necromancy but I guess what is necromancy? The supposed practice

0:15:07of communicating with the dead especially in order to predict the

0:15:11future. So again it's all still, it's all future-based. I want someone to tell me

0:15:16if I've had a curse in the past not if I'm gonna have a curse in the future, you know what I mean?

0:15:21Am I currently cursed now? Who's telling me that? No one.

0:15:24Right. Well, no, there are people who supposedly do that, but I don't know.

0:15:29But we don't know what they're called.

0:15:31We don't know what they're called.

0:15:33This is the problem. We can't find them.

0:15:35If you are familiar with a person who identifies ongoing curses, let us know.

0:15:42Are we done with whatever that was?

0:15:44Yes.

0:15:45It was a good follow-up.

0:15:47Just in case you hadn't already guessed, we recorded this episode very in advance, and so,

0:15:54you know, there could have been so much news, but you're not going to hear about literally any of

0:15:58it. You're going to hear about necromancy. If only we could know about the future, then...

0:16:04See? See? We needed to have a necromancer, a kyromancer, and a fortune teller - this is like

0:16:13like a start of a joke on this episode. And also chiropractor because my back is

0:16:17a bit stiff at the moment. That wouldn't be too bad either. But yeah. For the record,

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0:18:25Some weeks ago in episode 397, we did a impromptu tier list ranking of iPads.

0:18:33It was iPads that we did, wasn't it? No, iPods.

0:18:36iPods.

0:18:37iPods.

0:18:37iPods.

0:18:38I didn't just get that wrong, I forgot. It was iPods.

0:18:42Ooh, I had COVID!

0:18:44Leave me alone, I got COVID.

0:18:46And now we're gonna do iPhones.

0:18:49So we are going to rank.

0:18:51This was a point, me and Steven had a conversation about this and I think he allowed my thinking

0:18:58to go forward here, was we will rank every single iPhone model, all of them.

0:19:05We have, we're using a tier maker list, as we did before, we're going to have Steven

0:19:10share his screen with Federico and I so we can see this together and we will put a screenshot

0:19:17in the show notes of the completed tier list when it's done.

0:19:20"Steven, would you like to boot up the screen sharing and we can get this rock and roll?"

0:19:25So this is all of them, right?

0:19:26We're doing all the phones, including all of the six models.

0:19:31Steven was like, "Should we do..."

0:19:32This is just a... whatever.

0:19:35My thinking was, say for example, the 6 and 6 Plus, very different phones.

0:19:44So these aren't...

0:19:46I will say this is not in great order here.

0:19:49we might have to reorder this a little bit as we go.

0:19:52- Probably jump around a little bit.

0:19:53And I mean, the best of our knowledge,

0:19:56none of these are missing, but we'll do our best.

0:19:59- I did a scan through and it looked complete to me.

0:20:03- Okay.

0:20:04- Should we go in order?

0:20:06Like we'll go, how would you guys like to do this?

0:20:08Would you like to go in historical order?

0:20:11- Yeah.

0:20:12- So this list has 2G as the original,

0:20:16so the original iPhone.

0:20:17So we're gonna go S to D again?

0:20:19- Yeah.

0:20:22- Does anyone wanna open the bidding?

0:20:23- S tier, baby.

0:20:25It's the first one.

0:20:26- Our original iPhone is S tier.

0:20:28I mean, it's the original one.

0:20:31So, you know, by...

0:20:33It's the phone that started a revolution.

0:20:37- Yeah.

0:20:37- Historically speaking, it's S tier.

0:20:40Now, obviously by today's standard, it's...

0:20:44- It doesn't even make this list.

0:20:45(laughing)

0:20:46It doesn't even have apps!

0:20:48Look, it's got web apps, okay?

0:20:51And finally iOS 16 beta 2 makes web apps that go full screen work nicer.

0:20:59I've said this and I don't know if it's true.

0:21:01Did the original iPhone get the App Store?

0:21:04Yeah.

0:21:05It did?

0:21:06Yeah, the year after.

0:21:08I couldn't remember if that was 3G only.

0:21:10No, no.

0:21:11It did have pretty short software support.

0:21:14I think iOS 3 is the last version it got.

0:21:17I don't think it got iPhone OS 4.

0:21:19But yeah, I mean, Federico is right.

0:21:21Like it started the whole thing.

0:21:22It was incredible.

0:21:25I mean, if you used a smartphone before this,

0:21:28you know that they were nothing like the iPhone

0:21:30and now everything is like the iPhone.

0:21:32So I think S tier it is.

0:21:35- Yeah.

0:21:36- Yeah, for me personally,

0:21:37like I don't wanna rank too many of these

0:21:40on their like historicalness.

0:21:43- Oh, well then--

0:21:43definitely. Yeah, but like I guess a good way to approach it is in

0:21:49the context of the era when it came out, was it a great product and what kind of

0:21:56impact did it have later? Because otherwise obviously like the latest

0:22:01iPhones are the best ones, but that's just from a technological point of view

0:22:08like yeah it's got better camera, better software, it's faster battery, less longer,

0:22:12better display. But I think it's more important to consider the big picture of

0:22:18these devices, like we did with the iPods. Let's say S tier for now.

0:22:23I don't think this one's gonna move from there, to be honest. But yeah, we'll see.

0:22:27Alright, next. iPhone 3G. What's the... So, this is a weird one. So the 3G... So we

0:22:36never officially got the original iPhone in Italy. If you wanted to get a

0:22:39on regional iPhone, you needed to purchase one on eBay, which is what my boss, my one

0:22:45and only boss in my life at the time did. He bought a couple of American iPhones that

0:22:51you needed to unlock to work on the Italian network. And if you wanted to do that, you

0:22:56needed to do the first version of the jailbreak, which you guys remember Installer on the regional

0:23:03iPhone, like before Cydia there was Installer, yeah. Then the following year we got the iPhone

0:23:103G. I never bought an iPhone 3G. I stuck with the original iPhone and then I got the 3GS

0:23:19the year later. So I never got the 3G myself. I had a 3G. I had the original and then I

0:23:25had 3G. We could get the original. What I'll say for the 3G is obviously it got 3G which

0:23:33which was a huge deal, speed wise.

0:23:35- And GPS.

0:23:37- And that was what I was gonna say.

0:23:38That was a massive deal, the GPS,

0:23:40'cause that, I got my iPhone 3G three days

0:23:45before I went on my first trip on my own as an adult.

0:23:51I went to Paris.

0:23:52Knowing that I was gonna be able to look on a map

0:23:54and know which way I was pointing was a huge deal to me.

0:23:58So I rate this one quite high.

0:24:00I don't think it's higher than B-tier, but you could say,

0:24:05'cause I'm sure we're gonna have a lot of conversation

0:24:08compared to the 3G to the 3GS soon,

0:24:11but the 3G I think was a big deal

0:24:14because of adding both 3G speeds and GPS.

0:24:18I think that made it pretty important.

0:24:20- I would back up a B-tier.

0:24:24It also brought the headphone jack flush,

0:24:26which was a big annoyance with the first iPhone.

0:24:28- Oh yeah, oh yeah.

0:24:30- I think B-tier is good.

0:24:32It showed that Apple could rapidly innovate on the phone.

0:24:36Right, having 3G networking out a year later

0:24:39was a big deal.

0:24:39- With a new design.

0:24:41- Yeah.

0:24:42- Different design, yeah.

0:24:43- A year later, we got the 3GS.

0:24:44The first time Apple had an S phone,

0:24:47first time they recycled a design.

0:24:50This added a faster processor for the first time.

0:24:53It also included a compass and pretty basic video recording.

0:25:00I did not have, I don't think I had a 3G,

0:25:03but I did have a 3GS, I had it in white.

0:25:05Remember that, you could get it in white.

0:25:07It was great, but it definitely,

0:25:10I feel like it falls short of the 3G,

0:25:12even though it added a lot more stuff,

0:25:15you know, again, year on year,

0:25:17I don't think it was as big of a deal as the 3G,

0:25:20and I don't know, like I enjoyed my time with it, but.

0:25:25- I'd like to offer a correction to myself.

0:25:27I said that the iPhone 3G let me know what way I was facing.

0:25:31It didn't, it showed me where I was on the map.

0:25:33It needed the compass to tell me which way I was facing.

0:25:35- Right. - So I didn't get that

0:25:36until later. - Which is wild

0:25:37that they didn't ship at the same time,

0:25:39but I guess that is what it is.

0:25:40- Yeah, but still, just the GPS was a huge deal, right?

0:25:44Anyway, like you could see where you were on the map.

0:25:46The 3GS is the only iPhone I skipped.

0:25:50- It was the first iPhone that I bought with my own money.

0:25:53And I loved the 3GS.

0:25:57I have so many fond memories of the 3GS,

0:26:00because it's also the phone that I started really

0:26:03doing Mac stories with.

0:26:05And so I remember I have all these memories of all these

0:26:08apps that I was testing on the iPhone,

0:26:10and I needed to write all these reviews,

0:26:12because I had just started the website.

0:26:16And so I was really going wild with installing apps

0:26:19from the App Store.

0:26:20And the App Store was so young.

0:26:22I loved the 3GS and especially because it was my,

0:26:25like I could do video and you know,

0:26:29the first version of Google Maps, man, those,

0:26:33I would, I don't think the 3GS is S tier.

0:26:36I would push for an A tier,

0:26:40but I could accept also a B tier maybe, high B tier.

0:26:45What are you guys leaning?

0:26:48- I don't think it could break B tier, to be honest.

0:26:51- But it's 2B.

0:26:52- That is good, 'cause I think it added enough

0:26:55on top of the 3G that the 3G added on top of the 2G.

0:26:59And like, I don't think either of them really break out,

0:27:02especially when we're about to talk about the iPhone 4.

0:27:05- Okay.

0:27:06All right, so we can give BTS to the 3DS.

0:27:09iPhone 4, and we're now in 2010.

0:27:14So there's a before and after the iPhone 4.

0:27:16The before is obviously the leak.

0:27:19the iPhone that was lost in a bar, found pictures and the unit itself given to Gizmodo, who

0:27:27published an article and Steve Jobs got upset and then the police got involved and it was

0:27:32a whole story. And famously, this is still when Apple was announcing new iPhones in June.

0:27:40And so Steve Jobs joked on stage like, "Stop me if you've seen this before, but trust me,

0:27:46really haven't seen it yet. But that was a wild story. And the iPhone itself, to me,

0:27:54I will just come right out and say it, this is to me an S-tier iPhone. The scene for the

0:28:01first time, the retina display, was incredible. I remember being one of the first people in

0:28:08Viterbo who got an iPhone 4 and I remember my friends asking me to if they

0:28:16could just look at the display and try out the camera to see what it was gonna

0:28:22what it was gonna look like. Was also the first phone with a gate.

0:28:28Zantana gate was the iPhone 4. Yeah we had that we had the issue with the

0:28:34white finish not shipping until the very end we had issues with the the

0:28:41proximity sensor they had a couple software updates to fix all that it

0:28:44definitely had a bit of a marred entry I think a lot of people would say that

0:28:49it's the most beautiful iPhone or one of those beautiful iPhones and it brought

0:28:53the retina display like I think it's a tier if not s I would push for an S tier

0:29:00I mean also the design of the iPhone 4 it influenced like what the 4s the 5s

0:29:12and the SC right and then the 13 and then it came back in fashion again so

0:29:20like I mean the iPhone I think the iPhone 4 is a clear sort of you know

0:29:27moment in Apple's history, which is like this is an iconic design that has aged very well.

0:29:37It's back in fashion again, but also at the time it felt like such an incredible upgrade

0:29:44from the 3GS and it ruined the older iPhones. Once you saw that display, it ruined everything

0:29:52else.

0:29:53I think it's an S tier.

0:29:55I think it's an S tier because of what it was at the time and the story, the leak and

0:30:00the antenna gate and the special press conference for antenna and the bumpers.

0:30:05Remember the free bumper?

0:30:07Free bumper was awesome.

0:30:08That was a great little case.

0:30:10Never a better iPhone case than the bumper.

0:30:13And you can still try and get them today, but they just don't work as well.

0:30:16You know, like that was the best iPhone case.

0:30:18It was the perfect case.

0:30:21Up next we have the 4S, which was the first fall release iPhone.

0:30:27And again, recycling the design of the 4, this phone brought Siri with it.

0:30:33And remember, Siri was just locked to the 4S and eventually it came to the iPad and

0:30:38they slowly rolled it out across their devices.

0:30:41But it was the...

0:30:43The 4S sort of helped cement the pattern, right?

0:30:463G, 3GS, 4, 4S, 5, 5S.

0:30:49and they've been in that, they were in that pattern for quite a long time. It's a solid

0:30:54phone, it's also the phone, no the 4 is what, there was a Verizon version of the iPhone

0:31:014, the 4 was the first time it was beyond AT&T here in the US. But it was like halfway

0:31:06through right? It was like, it wasn't immediate. Yeah the 4s is a solid phone but you know,

0:31:12it definitely lives in the shadow of the 4 in a big way. This means nothing really, but

0:31:18this was announced the day before Steve died, right?

0:31:22Like this doesn't make a difference for the tier list.

0:31:25It doesn't make it like a D tier phone, but.

0:31:27- Remember that people thought it was called 4S

0:31:29because it meant 4Steve?

0:31:31Personally, it was a fine phone, but like Siri,

0:31:38I mean, it was kinda, I mean,

0:31:41it still is kinda terrible for a lot of things.

0:31:45I mean it was, it was, it was fun. Like, Siri was fine, right? Like, Siri was fine.

0:31:51It was okay, but I also remember a ton of people getting upset that the iPhone 4 did not get Siri.

0:32:00Just like, just like people are upset now the stage manager is for M1 iPad only.

0:32:05That's not a thing that people get upset about.

0:32:07I would say C tier.

0:32:10Yeah.

0:32:11There's no, you know, this is not really notable, I feel like.

0:32:15Like these, the other phones that we've mentioned, I don't really feel like, but it's not bad.

0:32:18It was perfectly fine for the time, but like, looking back, I don't think it's mega exciting.

0:32:24I mean, what else was new besides Siri? Like a better camera?

0:32:29I think it had better video in particular.

0:32:31It had an 8 megapixel camera with a 1080p video recording. It was also the first, it also had a A5.

0:32:39it wasn't the iPhone 4 we didn't mention this right it was the first Apple A branded chip.

0:32:45Yeah I would agree with the 4s getting the C tier it's not really D tier because it wasn't a

0:32:52terrible phone but it was an okay update so C tier good for me I think. All right up next we have the

0:33:00iPhone 5. The first time an iPhone got a bigger display remember it was the same horizontally but

0:33:08but it grew vertically.

0:33:09And it brought LTE,

0:33:12and it brought a revised design with an aluminum back.

0:33:16So they got rid of the glass back from the 4 and 4S,

0:33:18so it weighed a lot less.

0:33:20I remember the primary thing about the iPhone 5

0:33:22was you picked it up and it felt fake.

0:33:25This didn't weigh anything.

0:33:27It was really cool.

0:33:29And came in silver and white, but also came in slate,

0:33:34which is like this really cool dark black color.

0:33:37And it was before the space gray era,

0:33:40but I thought the black,

0:33:42the slate iPhone 5 looked really cool.

0:33:45- And it was the first iPhone of a lightning port.

0:33:47- Yeah, I was about to say,

0:33:50I have no recollection of this generation of iPhones

0:33:54besides the lightning connector.

0:33:57Like that's, I didn't really like the design

0:34:01of the 5 and the 5S.

0:34:04I thought it felt kind of cheap

0:34:07because it was so much lighter than the,

0:34:09like I didn't really like the aluminum back.

0:34:11Yeah, I don't have a ton of fond memories for this one.

0:34:17- As you can imagine, I loved it

0:34:20'cause the screen got bigger.

0:34:22So I was a big fan of this phone.

0:34:24I mean, I'm not one of the people,

0:34:25like there are some people that say

0:34:26that this is the best looking iPhone ever made.

0:34:28I'm not one of those people,

0:34:30but I think that this phone is good for these reasons, right?

0:34:34LTE, bigger screen, lightning connector.

0:34:38It also had a much better camera,

0:34:42the Sony 8 megapixel camera.

0:34:44I mean, I would say this is a,

0:34:46I would say this, for me, starts at a B.

0:34:50- Yeah, I was thinking B,

0:34:51or maybe we break the seal on the A tier.

0:34:53- I would be happy if it going into A,

0:34:56but I think it would be tricky

0:34:57because Federico seems to really not like it.

0:34:59- For the iPhone 5 A tier,

0:35:02Let's keep it in B tier and we can reevaluate.

0:35:04Yeah. Okay. It's B tier it is.

0:35:07We have an A tier coming up anyway, so.

0:35:105C now.

0:35:11Yeah, yeah, no. Yes. I'm serious.

0:35:15Oh, I am 100% thinking the 5C is our first D tier phone.

0:35:21What?

0:35:22What?

0:35:23What? No, no.

0:35:24Why?

0:35:25This is like...

0:35:26Why?

0:35:27It was incredible and weird. The one time that Apple did something weird, we're not

0:35:31rewarding them for doing so it came in colors and it was plastic. They made bad decisions like just

0:35:37bad decisions the case with the none in it? Yes stupid yes no stupid it was great it was like

0:35:46so avoidable so avoidable just don't put the holes on that area no it was the cross iPhone no

0:35:55It looked incredible.

0:35:56And it was, there was a green one?

0:35:59- I don't think I could have this be A tier.

0:36:02- Oh my God.

0:36:03It's like the iPod Nano all over again.

0:36:06- It is.

0:36:07- This is wild to me.

0:36:08I mean, look, you can outvote me,

0:36:10but I just want to get it on the record.

0:36:12- You hate fun.

0:36:13That's the problem.

0:36:13- No.

0:36:14No, I love fun.

0:36:16But they ruined this one.

0:36:18- It was also the first time,

0:36:19and really kind of only time,

0:36:21Apple deviated from the old phone gets cheaper

0:36:26and the 5 went away.

0:36:28The 5S is, or the 5S was new,

0:36:30we'll talk about that in a second.

0:36:31The 5C was basically the iPhone 5 in a new enclosure

0:36:36with a slightly updated FaceTime camera.

0:36:39Assuming that was because the 5 was too expensive to make

0:36:42or they needed something cheaper to make at the cheaper end,

0:36:45but it was the only time and it was super colorful.

0:36:49It came out with iOS 7

0:36:50And so there was a lot of interplay between the hardware colors and the wallpapers that

0:36:55were set by default.

0:36:56I agree with Federico.

0:36:58I think it should be rewarded for being unusual.

0:37:02Yes, yes.

0:37:03I mean, look at it.

0:37:04I want to just make, I want to make one final statement and you can put this wherever you

0:37:08want.

0:37:09Okay.

0:37:10I think it is weird to A or S tier a phone that none of us chose to own as our phones.

0:37:15I skipped this generation entirely.

0:37:17I went from a 4S to a 6.

0:37:19So you hated all of the 5s?

0:37:21No, I just... I think that year Mary got a 5s.

0:37:24Wasn't this when you were on Android?

0:37:26Uh, that's also possible.

0:37:28Yeah.

0:37:30Oh yeah, you did the thing.

0:37:32Yeah, you did the thing.

0:37:32Didn't you do the thing where you used like, Droid for a year or something?

0:37:38I had a Palm Pre and a Droid.

0:37:41Yeah, you did that.

0:37:42Was it called 512 at the time or was it still Fork Bomber?

0:37:49I think it was Folk Bomber then, it probably was Folk Bomber.

0:37:51It may have been Folk Bomber.

0:37:53So where are we putting this?

0:37:54So Myke doesn't want to do A tier.

0:37:58We wanted to do D tier.

0:38:00We're not doing D tier.

0:38:01No, we don't have to do D tier.

0:38:02I know what we're doing D tier for, personally.

0:38:06Oh, me too.

0:38:06I have a bunch of D tiers already scanned out.

0:38:09Oh, it's going to be great.

0:38:11It's going to be a real valley of D tier for a while.

0:38:15I think we go B tier as a compromise.

0:38:18I would be perfectly fine with that.

0:38:20But it's an A tier in our hearts.

0:38:22Okay.

0:38:22Yes, yes, yes.

0:38:24Fine.

0:38:25Alright, yeah, we'll go with B.

0:38:27So we skipped the 5S, so...

0:38:30What was the 5S? I honestly don't remember.

0:38:34Touch ID.

0:38:35Touch ID!

0:38:3664-bit, A7.

0:38:38The M7 motion code processor.

0:38:41Oh yeah, I was into that.

0:38:44Came in gold.

0:38:45Yeah.

0:38:45For the first time.

0:38:46Solid phone.

0:38:48If you didn't like the 5 design, it didn't change at all.

0:38:51But Touch ID was the first biometric security on an iPhone, right?

0:38:57I think the 5S should be pretty high.

0:38:58Yeah.

0:38:59So I will make a pitch here just like not to put it in a ranking, but just as like a thing.

0:39:05I think that Touch ID was as big and important to the iPhone as the Retina display.

0:39:10I don't disagree.

0:39:12I don't think this is S tier.

0:39:13I wouldn't say S tier.

0:39:15I think this is my first A tier phone.

0:39:19- Agreed.

0:39:19- Now that you reminded me of what it was

0:39:21with touch ID and the M7,

0:39:24all the new generation of fitness apps,

0:39:26like pedometer plus plus came out in this era, I think,

0:39:31because of the M7.

0:39:32- It did.

0:39:33This was the first 64 bit.

0:39:36Yeah, dual core system on a chip with the A7.

0:39:38This phone was a big deal.

0:39:39Plus, I mean, if we put the 5C as B tier,

0:39:43- This has to be higher.

0:39:44- Let's go iPhone 5C, yes.

0:39:49Yeah, this is an A, not S tier

0:39:51because like I don't exactly remember

0:39:53like off the top of my head what was new in the 5S.

0:39:55- No, I don't think this is an S tier.

0:39:56- But now that you mention it, it is A tier.

0:39:59At the time, it was a great upgrade.

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0:42:02- All right, so next in the list, we're now in 2014.

0:42:07iPhone 6. So iPhone 6, a couple of things. Brand new design and the first time that Apple is selling the new iPhone in two versions.

0:42:19This marks the debut of the Plus family of devices. So we have the iPhone 6 and the iPhone 6 Plus, which is the bigger one, which also marked the start of the Plus Club, as it was known at the time.

0:42:34So the iPhone 6, and I'm pulling up the specs here, so the iPhone, the base model iPhone 6 was a...

0:42:44What kind of display was it? 4.7?

0:42:464.7 inches.

0:42:48And the plus was 5.5?

0:42:505.5.

0:42:51Yeah, 5.5.

0:42:52So it was a 1080p display on the 6 Plus.

0:42:57and brand new design with the rounded edges. This is the kind of design

0:43:04that's gonna be around for a while. Touch ID, better camera, front facing cameras

0:43:12now doing 720p video recording. There's an 8 megapixel camera on

0:43:18the back. What else was worth noting on the 6 family? I think that's about it.

0:43:24it. It was a huge salespike for Apple. There was so much pent-up demand for larger iPhones.

0:43:31Yes. And they struggled with that for years to come because the 6 was such a huge high point.

0:43:37Phone sales for a while after that looked bad in comparison. They eventually sort of

0:43:42rided the ship with Wall Street, but it was this huge explosion. I don't love the design,

0:43:49and I think it's aged pretty poorly in terms of how it looks.

0:43:54And it started a just terrible time of iPhone design.

0:43:58With the rounded edges and...

0:44:00Just the iPhone 6 design stuck around for so long.

0:44:06Yeah.

0:44:06Like it's still around, right?

0:44:09Yeah, the SE still uses the same basic design.

0:44:11So I think 6D.

0:44:15Whoa.

0:44:16Yeah, I don't disagree.

0:44:18Because 6 plus, right? S. That's where I am baby.

0:44:26I actually disagree with this. Okay, so let's handle the 6 first. I don't think we can give it a D.

0:44:32I think D is truly terrible.

0:44:33Well look what it did, right? Design-wise, the iPhone was so boring for so long.

0:44:40But we didn't know that at the time, right?

0:44:43But we're not ranking how we knew it at the time.

0:44:46I'm not saying we do.

0:44:46Really?

0:44:47but I think that it deserves a benefit of a doubt above a D. I am willing to put it in C.

0:44:54Okay, you know what? Put it in C because then I know where we're putting the seven,

0:45:00all right? They're for many good reasons. And I say six plus. Six plus is an S tier.

0:45:07Uh-uh.

0:45:08A tier.

0:45:09No, it's A. It had a critical flaw. Do you remember the problem with the six plus?

0:45:13What, the bending?

0:45:16that was the bending but it didn't have enough memory and so it was slow compared to the other

0:45:23phones. I think 6S+ is S tier. I think 6+ is probably A. Yeah because the 6+ was doing,

0:45:29it didn't have enough memory for the downscaling that the display was doing. Okay, the only reason

0:45:35I went with it is because it was the first big one. That was why I wanted to put it in S, so it's

0:45:40like it's slightly historical but you know what, I think that actually works pretty well. Let's put

0:45:446 Plus in A and let's just straight away just put 6S Plus in S like that's taken care of, right?

0:45:51- Yeah, I love the 6S Plus. - Such a great phone.

0:45:54- Yeah. - I don't normally do this,

0:45:56but I want to read something from my review of the 6S Plus just for some context. I'm also really

0:46:02happy with how this reads years later. So the 6 Plus wasn't perfect with just one gigabyte of RAM,

0:46:07it struggled under load. It had been years since I saw an iOS device stumble like the 6 Plus could,

0:46:13and I got old quickly. Those extra pixels were just too much for the internals to handle at times.

0:46:18The 6 Plus was kind of like that kid at prom who clearly just borrowed one of his dad's suits.

0:46:24It was passable, but not great. That's funny. I have no memory of this, like the 6 Plus having

0:46:33this memory issue. No memory of it all. That's funny. But that's a good, I like that analogy.

0:46:39Thank you. I was happy with that.

0:46:41I'm also checking out, now that you mentioned this, Stephen,

0:46:43I also looked it up and I also had a story about the 6S Plus

0:46:47called "How the 6S Plus is Reshaping My iPhone Experience."

0:46:50And I just remembered that on the 6S Plus,

0:46:54we also got the new Touch ID, second generation Touch ID.

0:46:58Oh, yeah. It was...

0:46:59Was on the 6S Plus.

0:47:013D Touch. And 3D Touch.

0:47:03Which is a feature I still miss.

0:47:06Yeah, I agree.

0:47:08The iPhone 6S Plus is more than faster chips.

0:47:11It brings a nimble, more productive iOS experience

0:47:14that makes everyday interactions better.

0:47:16- Wow, look at your home screen.

0:47:18Editorial, outlook, dispatch to do,

0:47:23man, some good stuff in there.

0:47:25- Peek and pop, remember peek and pop?

0:47:27- Peek and pop. - Peek and pop, baby.

0:47:29- Our friends, peek and pop.

0:47:30So what about the regular 6S then?

0:47:34- So it got the better touch ID, obviously.

0:47:37It got the 3D touch.

0:47:39Rose gold.

0:47:40Rose gold, which was actually really good looking.

0:47:42It was good looking.

0:47:444K, it could do, the 30 frames per second.

0:47:47A9, live photos, come on.

0:47:51Oh yeah.

0:47:52This is a good phone.

0:47:53So we wanna go B?

0:47:55Yeah.

0:47:56Yeah.

0:47:57I would go B.

0:47:57Yeah.

0:47:58'Cause it's not A, I feel like.

0:48:01Up next we have the first iPhone SE,

0:48:04which recycled the five,

0:48:07and well really it recycled the 5S design,

0:48:10but had the guts of the 6S minus 3D touch.

0:48:16So this was great for people,

0:48:19remember at this point,

0:48:20a lot of people still really wanted that smaller phone size.

0:48:23It definitely had its fans,

0:48:26including my spouse who used an original iPhone SE

0:48:29for a long, long time.

0:48:32But it held the price point open to, I guess,

0:48:36but I'm not particularly excited about any iPhone SE.

0:48:39- So here's the thing with the SE, right?

0:48:43The three of us don't care about this phone at all, right?

0:48:46Like, just don't care about it.

0:48:48I know people care about it, I'm not one of these people.

0:48:51The iPhone SE, when it debuted, I guess,

0:48:55was good for people who wanted this,

0:48:57but then the problem with it is it stuck around

0:48:59for too long, I feel like?

0:49:01- Yeah, it really got old before the SE2 showed up.

0:49:04- So I feel like for me, any good is weighed out

0:49:08by just how long it stuck around for,

0:49:10just four years. - Yeah, it kinda overstayed

0:49:13its welcome, I think.

0:49:15Like, it's enough with the original SEs.

0:49:17- I would say, I mean, so this is the question, right?

0:49:20Are we gonna D tier all the SEs?

0:49:23- I think this one gets a C.

0:49:25- No, no, not the, mm.

0:49:28I wouldn't D tier the latest SC.

0:49:32- What would I though? - I would.

0:49:34Let's get to that when we get to it, but that's my question.

0:49:36I mean, I could, for me, if I was going to rank any of them higher than a D,

0:49:42it would be this one.

0:49:43Like, and we'll put it at a C, because like, people really dug it.

0:49:49I think it had the most momentum behind it.

0:49:51Yeah, I mean, and also like, if again, this comes in whenever we need it.

0:49:55Historically it was a weird and odd and like they brought the name SE to it

0:49:59What does that mean and all that kind of stuff and I would say I say we could go see with this one

0:50:04Yeah, we can go see okay. Yeah, but not any higher than that

0:50:09I've got one word to describe the next iPhone courage

0:50:13No the courage to move on yep from things that some people still want this has got to be the easiest

0:50:20- D tier, D tier.

0:50:23- D tier.

0:50:23- Yeah.

0:50:24- D tier phone, D tier phone.

0:50:27And I know we're gonna get these nerds who are like,

0:50:29"But what about Jet Black?"

0:50:31Don't care, don't care.

0:50:33- It was cool.

0:50:34- The problem with the iPhone 7

0:50:36was the headphone jack removal.

0:50:39- And yes, that is like 95% of it.

0:50:43- Yep.

0:50:44- But also they recycled the design for the third time.

0:50:47And this was the first time we had seen that.

0:50:51- So it was like, oh, well that's not what I wanted.

0:50:53But the problem with the headphone jack removal

0:50:56was there was no reason for it.

0:51:00The reason was they were getting rid of it now

0:51:05so they could get ready for the iPhone 10, right?

0:51:10But they got rid of it early,

0:51:11like they sacrificed the iPhone 7.

0:51:13And I know why they did that, like that's fine,

0:51:16but like it was just annoying at the time, right?

0:51:18- Look, honestly, I still feel like it's kind of

0:51:22a silly decision to get rid of the headphone jack.

0:51:26Like it still comes up, I see this with Sylvia,

0:51:29it still comes up a bunch of times every year

0:51:32that like she needs to connect an iPhone

0:51:35with a headphone jack to something.

0:51:36And it's like, I gotta get the adapter.

0:51:40So I don't know.

0:51:41- Yeah, I love AirPods and would never go back,

0:51:45but at the same time, it's just a strange thing to me to have gotten rid of it.

0:51:49When it like, yeah, so I think this is an easy D tier for that reason.

0:51:54It was just like, it was just an annoying thing.

0:51:56It made the phone annoying.

0:51:57It was annoying to talk about it at the time.

0:52:00Like it had good, well, the 7 Plus had some good features.

0:52:04Like it was the first phone to get a telephoto lens.

0:52:06- Yes.

0:52:08- So I feel like that would bump the 7 Plus up.

0:52:10- Yeah, because the 7 Plus was the first one

0:52:12to have the dual camera.

0:52:14- Yeah, first iPhone with two cameras.

0:52:16- I think seven plus is A tier.

0:52:20- Wow, that's a big difference.

0:52:22- Solely because of the camera thing,

0:52:23because it showed us what was possible.

0:52:27And Android phones have been doing this for a while,

0:52:29Apple wasn't first, but it showed us iPhone users like,

0:52:31"Oh, you can really do these other things."

0:52:34- Yeah, you know why I'll agree with you?

0:52:36Because I was very much on the bigger screen

0:52:41and I convinced the two of you

0:52:42and we all went to bigger screen

0:52:43we were the plus club, right? And everyone's like "it's stupid with your big phone" and

0:52:48then we got a feature that no other phone got and it was a really good one and everyone

0:52:52got really jealous. So I will also agree with ATR for that reason.

0:52:57Was the 7 plus also when portrait mode was introduced?

0:53:01Yes.

0:53:02Yes it was.

0:53:03Oh yeah. Easy ATR.

0:53:04It was the first one where they did the like "here's a preview of a feature we're working

0:53:08on" you know?

0:53:09Yeah for sure ATR then.

0:53:11Now we have talked about the iPhone that everyone forgets.

0:53:14(laughing)

0:53:16The iPhone 8.

0:53:17- D tier.

0:53:18It's nothing, this phone did nothing.

0:53:22- It had, we turned the glass back for wireless charging,

0:53:25but that's about it.

0:53:27- Yeah, yeah, that's, nobody, do we, I don't,

0:53:32I honestly feel like there's kind of a, this must,

0:53:35there must be a conspiracy theory

0:53:37that the iPhone 8 never actually existed.

0:53:39It's the Mandela Effect phone, right?

0:53:41Yeah, yes, yes.

0:53:43Do you know anybody who got an iPhone 8?

0:53:45No.

0:53:46Me neither.

0:53:47How can we know for sure that the iPhone 8 existed?

0:53:50It is weird because why...

0:53:52I feel like not a lot of people would have chosen this phone.

0:53:56They either would have kept their previous phone,

0:53:59or got the X, right?

0:54:02Like if they were upgrading that year, you'd maybe get a X,

0:54:05or you would get an 8.

0:54:06Now, I'm sure as many people in the Discord are already telling us the person that they know that had them

0:54:10I'm not expecting that many like people that would listen to this show would necessarily choose an 8 that would surprise me

0:54:18But maybe it was a price thing, you know, I don't know

0:54:21Maybe like you could get one for free on a contract and the 10 was was

0:54:25Super expensive again, like to mention what you said before this is now the fourth time we've had this design

0:54:31Yeah, I know, D tier, and I would say the same for the 8 Plus.

0:54:35Yeah, because I don't think it did anything any different.

0:54:38No, no.

0:54:39Unlike the 7 Plus, now the features were, you know, we had the telephoto there, these phones, like, why would you...

0:54:46Well, I'm sure there were reasons, but in the grand scheme of things, this has to be one of Apple's

0:54:53lowest points in terms of...

0:54:55The iPhone 8 existed so they could charge a thousand dollars for the iPhone X.

0:55:01Mm-hmm. That's the reason the iPhone 8 exists because they they couldn't have only made one phone that year and it cost

0:55:07$1,000. Yeah still boring

0:55:09Boring, boring phone. Yeah, boring, boring phone.

0:55:12iPhone 10 or let's just face it

0:55:16iPhone X and so people pronounced it for years

0:55:21And still do. Yep. I'm just gonna say that for me. This is an S-tier iPhone

0:55:28I agree with you.

0:55:30Because of all... because this is like, just like the iPhone 4, this was another clear

0:55:35moment in Apple's history when you look back and you can say, in that moment, that device

0:55:42changed things.

0:55:44The notch, the liquid retina display, the new design, the glass back.

0:55:50The one negative aspect of the iPhone X was that there was no 10+ that year.

0:55:56For that, we would have to wait the following year.

0:55:59But at least the screen size was, it like, sat in the middle, right, of the two, so it

0:56:04was, it was fine.

0:56:06Yes, yes, and I, I remember one of my, one of my favorite stories, how I received the

0:56:12iPhone X, I remember, I don't know if you guys remember, but you, you guys received

0:56:17your iPhone Xs on the Friday, and in that week, there was a national UPS strike in Italy.

0:56:24- I remember, 'cause I remember how upset you were.

0:56:27- And I was so upset because I really, really wanted to get one.

0:56:31- I think you just didn't respond to messages for a few days

0:56:33'cause you didn't want to see us talking about our iPhone 10.

0:56:36- I was so upset and I was very jealous of everybody else.

0:56:39Like, I'm just gonna get out of the internet for a few days.

0:56:43And because I wanted to get this phone

0:56:46as quickly as possible on the morning of the Monday,

0:56:50after the weekend, I had arranged

0:56:53to get the phone number of the UPS delivery guy.

0:56:58And I called him and we met in the middle of the street

0:57:01as he was doing other deliveries in my neighborhood in Rome

0:57:06so just that he could grab the package for me

0:57:08and give it to me like two hours before it would--

0:57:10- It's when you grease the palm.

0:57:12- Yeah, that's when I-- - Grease the palm.

0:57:14- Where it all came from, like,

0:57:15"Hey, can I get your phone number

0:57:17in case I need special treatment for some deliveries?"

0:57:22Yeah.

0:57:22- I need special treatment.

0:57:24(laughing)

0:57:25I love that.

0:57:26I'm deciding.

0:57:27(laughing)

0:57:28I need special treatment.

0:57:28- I mean what?

0:57:29You're not gonna do me a favor?

0:57:30You're not gonna do me a favor of me,

0:57:32such a lovable guy?

0:57:33Come on.

0:57:34- Such a lovable guy.

0:57:35- Man of the people. - So handsome.

0:57:36- So iPhone 10, great phone.

0:57:38- S tier.

0:57:39- S tier, easy.

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0:59:09the iPhone 10 R

0:59:12people thought this was an iPhone 5c

0:59:17and it it kind of was I mean it was colorful it was cheaper than the 10s and

0:59:24especially the tennis max it the size was interesting it was actually in

0:59:29between the two so it was yeah it was kind of like a slightly bigger iPhone 10

0:59:36but not as big as the max it was the in-between phone I really I really liked

0:59:41the 10r and really enjoyed the colors and I used one for a while I ultimately

0:59:47though missed having the telephoto camera. But I think the XR is better than

0:59:55than people think it is. Yeah, I liked it a lot and I bought it as a gift from

1:00:03my mom at WWDC 2018. Oh yeah! Yeah, I bought one for my mom. Yeah, yeah, she used it

1:00:13until six months ago. Yeah, great phone. My mom still stood us on her tenor. I just went

1:00:18to check. Well, I was 16-run on it and it will, so I don't need to upgrade her. Because

1:00:23my mom is very happy, she just doesn't want to change her phone. She just likes her phone

1:00:27and she doesn't want to change it. So like, I would love to give her a new iPhone, but

1:00:31it's just easier for me to wait until she can't have the phone anymore, right? So I'm

1:00:36just going to let it go another year or two, I guess. But I bought her the Coral One in

1:00:40in a clear case and she loves it.

1:00:43And it's a great phone.

1:00:44I mean, one of the good things about this phone

1:00:46compared to the XS was it had better battery life.

1:00:49- Yeah.

1:00:50- 'Cause it was running an LED display.

1:00:52- That's right.

1:00:53- And I know one of the things that people don't like

1:00:55about this phone is that it was 720p, right?

1:00:57And I understand that.

1:00:59Is that right?

1:01:00It was 720, right?

1:01:01Because of the dimensions?

1:01:03I know that the display was a thing.

1:01:07- It was 1792 by 828.

1:01:11So it was a little bigger than 720, but it wasn't 1080.

1:01:14- So I know that people didn't like that.

1:01:16- It was the same density as the other LCD iPhones,

1:01:21like the iPhone 8 or 8 Plus, or 7 or 6 Plus,

1:01:27but because of its size, people wanted it to be more dense.

1:01:32It's not that it looked worse than previous phones,

1:01:34it just wasn't as good as the OLED.

1:01:36So I mean I would put this in B tier.

1:01:39- Yeah, I'd get behind that.

1:01:41- I was gonna go for A tier,

1:01:43but yeah let's put it in B maybe.

1:01:46- I really like this phone.

1:01:48We have the 5S, the 6 Plus and the 7 Plus in A tier.

1:01:51I'm not sure the XR belongs there.

1:01:54- That was my thought too.

1:01:55- Like I really like this phone,

1:01:58but I don't think that it deserves that.

1:02:02- Okay.

1:02:03- iPhone XS.

1:02:05a D tier for me. Mm-hmm. Well I would like to know why. Horrible camera. Horrible camera.

1:02:10Camera. The HDR in particular was so bad. Photos from that era in my library, they look horrible.

1:02:18And we had an episode about this, I remember off connected, where Steven and I complained.

1:02:24Myke was sort of okay, I think, at the time with it. I didn't have the same feelings, but I know

1:02:30it was something that lots of people felt but like for me I didn't experience

1:02:35that but I know this was a problem a lot of people had with the phone yeah so I

1:02:40would have no problem putting it as a detail I mean because really it didn't

1:02:44add a lot so it was faster it had dual SIM support and better water resistance

1:02:50like that was oh well yeah so the tennis what we maybe maybe we'll feel we would

1:02:55rate the XS Max a little higher because it was bigger? I think the Max is C.

1:03:02But it was still a horrible camera. But we got a bigger screen. But it was bigger.

1:03:06Again. Well we can go C too because it grew bigger than before. Yeah.

1:03:13Yeah, C for the XS Max and D for the XS. Yeah. Because I know that was why I liked

1:03:19this phone particularly, the the Max one, because... Because it was bigger than before. So from

1:03:245.5 to go back to the larger the iPhone tennis max had a I'm trying to find it

1:03:33now and what I wished I wish that Wikipedia had like consistent ways that

1:03:39they mark this information 5.8 and 6.5 for the max yeah okay 6.5 it's a big

1:03:48screen that one Mac tracker baby it's all it's all there oh that's a good idea

1:03:53- Up next we have the iPhone 11.

1:03:57So this is the mainstream phone for this year,

1:03:59starting at 699, 6.1 inch LCD.

1:04:04So the same display as the iPhone XR,

1:04:08but it had dual cameras.

1:04:10So it had the regular wide camera.

1:04:13And then the second camera was, was this the ultra wide?

1:04:18- Yeah, it was the ultra wide on the 11.

1:04:21I feel like, this is anecdotal, but that's all I got.

1:04:26I feel like I didn't see a lot of 10s and 10s's

1:04:31out in the world, but I feel like all of a sudden

1:04:34the 11 was just everywhere.

1:04:36Like even more so than the 10R.

1:04:39- It's because they had a phone at the standard,

1:04:44well, not the standard, it was at a lower price point.

1:04:47- Yeah, 'cause the 10R started at 749

1:04:50and the 11 started at $699.

1:04:52So this was, okay, the mainstream phone

1:04:56now has face ID for realsies.

1:04:58- A13, you mentioned the ultra wide,

1:05:00which was a good thing.

1:05:02It's came in a bunch of great colors,

1:05:03including that purple, that mid-cycle purple.

1:05:06It's a good C-tier phone, I feel like.

1:05:09- Yeah, iPhone 11 C-tier, I think I'm fine with that.

1:05:15I think I had one.

1:05:17I think Sylvia maybe used an iPhone 11.

1:05:19I don't, so the iPhone 11 family still had the

1:05:23curved edges though, right?

1:05:25- Yeah, the last breath of that design.

1:05:29- Yeah, so glass back, but with the curved edges.

1:05:32Yeah, okay.

1:05:33And it came, why do I remember the red version?

1:05:38Was something different about it?

1:05:40That maybe the red version was available

1:05:41at launch this time?

1:05:43- I think so.

1:05:44- I think it was, yeah, 'cause the purple came

1:05:46halfway through.

1:05:48So iPhone 11 Pro and 11 Pro Max.

1:05:52First time that we're seeing the triple camera system.

1:05:57I have a lot of fond memories for the 11 Pro Max,

1:06:02because that's the phone that allowed me

1:06:04to do the photographic tour of Rome

1:06:08during the day and at night.

1:06:10The ultra wide camera was,

1:06:14still feels like a great innovation on a phone.

1:06:17Like it's such a fun thing to experiment and some scenes and some subjects they lend themselves very well to the ultra-wide camera.

1:06:28I personally feel like 11 Pro Max is A tier and 11 Pro is B tier.

1:06:36Or also maybe both A tier. I could also go with that. I don't know, what do you guys think?

1:06:41I'm struggling with this one a little bit. But I don't know why.

1:06:46I think maybe I just don't really have a lot of particular feelings about this.

1:06:51I guess I would be happy with A actually, because of the three camera system.

1:06:56The three camera system was a big deal and I don't think that there's any reason to break

1:07:01these up from each other.

1:07:03Right, because these had feature parity between them and the only difference was the size.

1:07:11I mean, we were all, now this is what, three years ago they were talking, so it's 2019,

1:07:19but we all had fun at the time with ultra-wide shots.

1:07:23It was a thing for a while, you know?

1:07:25You're right.

1:07:26Too bad about the curved edges, that's gonna get fixed with the next phones, but yeah,

1:07:338-tier for the 11 Pro and Pro Max, I think it feels good.

1:07:37It's the iPhone 8 design but inside it is it's all new with the A13 Bionic

1:07:47from the iPhone 11. D tier. Stop. Who wants to see this design now? You know what I

1:07:54mean? And this was back in 2020. Silvius MAM has this phone and it looks and

1:08:01feels so old. Like so many things of iOS are now so different, like even the way you activate

1:08:08Control Center. Like using this phone is horrible. And I know because I had to set it up for

1:08:14her with the App Store and Family Sharing and all that kind of stuff. It's a bad phone,

1:08:20it's old. It's like, "Hey, do you want to have this phone that looks like eight years

1:08:24ago? Sure, here you go. No, thank you."

1:08:27We are now up to the iPhone 12 family and I think we go in order of size.

1:08:33So let's start with the 12 mini down at the bottom.

1:08:37I'm gonna go ahead and say honorary A tier just because a ton of people love it.

1:08:44And those who have one...

1:08:47I don't want to get the tweets.

1:08:49I just so we might as well just do it because I you know every iPhone 12 user will speak

1:08:55about the mini, we'll speak about the mini, like all five of them, like they will all

1:09:00tweet you, you know?

1:09:01Look, they love it.

1:09:02And I just don't want to get those five tweets.

1:09:03Yeah, let them love it.

1:09:04I mean, because they're about to get real sad, right?

1:09:06So like we might as well just let them have it.

1:09:08Yes, exactly.

1:09:10They're about to get, they're going to have a rough second half of the year, I think.

1:09:15So let's just give it the A tier.

1:09:17Give them something, you know?

1:09:19Yeah.

1:09:20iPhone 12.

1:09:21I mean, so all these phones, we should, so we should back up.

1:09:22All these phones have the flat sided design.

1:09:26The mini and the regular have aluminum.

1:09:28Where the Profones have steel bands.

1:09:30I actually think the aluminum looks better, but even though I carry a Profone, I think

1:09:36the look is nicer with the aluminum.

1:09:39All of these are OLED, so LCD is officially out of the line for new phones now, which

1:09:46I think it's great that they were able to bring this across the entire

1:09:51lineup. The 12, I think is probably

1:09:56B or C. I feel like it's not...

1:10:00Oh, I put it as an A tier.

1:10:01Really? The regular 12?

1:10:03The 12?

1:10:03Yeah. OLED on the regular phone is awesome.

1:10:09MagSafe?

1:10:10Yeah. Yeah. MagSafe. The colors were also pretty good.

1:10:14- Yep.

1:10:15- And I think you were confused.

1:10:17I think the purple was mid-cycle on the 12, not the 11.

1:10:21- Okay.

1:10:22- Yeah. - Whatever.

1:10:23HDR video?

1:10:25- Yeah.

1:10:26- On the base model 12?

1:10:28- Yeah.

1:10:29- Oh, that was a pretty good phone.

1:10:31- Yeah. - Yeah, this is a great phone.

1:10:32- So B, A or B?

1:10:34- I would put it as an A tier phone.

1:10:36- And yeah, it feels like one.

1:10:3812 Pro and 12 Pro Max.

1:10:39So if I remember this correctly.

1:10:43- S tier.

1:10:44the 12 Pro Max marked the return of the feature differences

1:10:49between the Pro Max camera and the Pro camera.

1:10:54- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:10:56I mean, it didn't end up being as big a deal

1:10:58as we thought it was going to be.

1:10:59- But it was something.

1:11:00- But it was something.

1:11:02- What was it?

1:11:03- 'Cause they had the big sensor,

1:11:05the big sensor in the Pro Max.

1:11:06- That's right.

1:11:07So Myke, you said S tier for both.

1:11:10- I think the iPhone 12 is the best iPhone ever made.

1:11:13like the 12 Pro and 12 Pro Max.

1:11:15- Why not the 13 Pro?

1:11:17- 'Cause I think that the 12 Pro was so striking,

1:11:21like so awesome looking and had this great set of features.

1:11:24And then the 13 just kind of like added to it.

1:11:26Like, you know, like when you think about the best ever,

1:11:28like you, as we're talking about it here,

1:11:30sometimes you got to put in a bit of history, right?

1:11:32Where like the 13 is really just a small improvement

1:11:35over the 12, but like the 12 Pro and 12 Pro Max,

1:11:415G, LiDAR, LiDAR I don't care about.

1:11:455G is actually a good feature, like if you have it.

1:11:49MagSafe, it got the incredible gold,

1:11:54which I just think is the best looking phone ever.

1:11:57I could S tier both of these.

1:11:58I think that the 12 line is an S tier line of phones.

1:12:02I just think they nailed it.

1:12:04I'm trying to remember now, because in my mind,

1:12:07the 12 Pro and 13 Pro lines kind of blend together because of the pandemic.

1:12:12Yes.

1:12:14But now that you mentioned it, I do feel like I prefer the 12 Pro, if only because it was striking

1:12:24at the time. Because in my mind, it's kind of weird, but in my mind, I still have the 12 Pro Max,

1:12:31but no, I have the 13 Pro Max, which is also saying something, I guess.

1:12:36But yeah, I can go with that.

1:12:39S tier, both of them.

1:12:41I just think this is a fantastic phone.

1:12:43Like, I love it.

1:12:44Like, this is the only phone for me where I was like,

1:12:47the whole time I had it, I'm like, this just still continues to look good.

1:12:51Yeah.

1:12:52Like, I took the case off and I became caseless

1:12:54because I love the look of this phone so much, you know?

1:12:57And again, when the iPhone 13 Pro rolled around and it looked the same,

1:13:00I was fine with it because I thought that the phone looked so good.

1:13:04Like, I think it's the best looking phone Apple's ever made.

1:13:08It's, and I, for me, it's like very tippy top.

1:13:12Look at that, that's look nice without a case.

1:13:14So what, where does that leave the 13 line?

1:13:19We've got mini, regular, pro and pro max.

1:13:22So better cameras, better processor, but not really game changing.

1:13:29Slightly smaller notch?

1:13:31Yeah, very slightly smaller notch.

1:13:34Yeah.

1:13:35What else is new?

1:13:37A15.

1:13:38Yeah, okay, whatever.

1:13:39A15.

1:13:41The 13 Pro, right?

1:13:44So just to try and break something up.

1:13:45The 13 Pro is a big deal because of promotion,

1:13:48which me and Federico really care about.

1:13:50Steven, not so much.

1:13:51Yeah, I've got it turned off.

1:13:52Yeah, yes, yes.

1:13:54The 13 is good.

1:13:56Like, it's a good improvement.

1:13:58like I would say so if because I think to rank these we might have to do them a little bit out of

1:14:01order if you don't mind like I think yes 13 pro and 13 pro max are A tier yes I think I know where

1:14:08you're going yeah the iphone 13 yeah B tier yes and 13 mini C tier C tier because like they I think

1:14:19they all just go down yeah yeah perfect perfect the last phone we have on here is the iphone se

1:14:25third generation which is not on this list yeah there's another one wait

1:14:30there's another one it got 5g d-tier goodbye honestly the fact that it's not

1:14:38in this screenshot is perfect because like it doesn't even deserve to be on

1:14:42the list it's just like whatever man you do you so d-tier yeah it's d-tier yeah

1:14:48that would be d-tier we have now reached the final form of this tier list in in S

1:14:55S tier, let's see how we feel about this again.

1:14:59Original iPhone, iPhone 4, iPhone 6S Plus,

1:15:04iPhone 10, iPhone 12 Pro, and iPhone 12 Pro Max.

1:15:09- I think we got that completely correct.

1:15:11- Yeah, yeah.

1:15:12I feel like I'm looking at the thumbnails.

1:15:16I feel like, especially if you consider the 12 Pro

1:15:20and Pro Max the same phone,

1:15:22Each of them represents a major shift in the iPhone history.

1:15:27Original iPhone, iPhone 4, 6S Plus,

1:15:31and the Plus is specifically because we mentioned

1:15:34the performance issues of the S Plus the year prior,

1:15:38the X, and then the 12 Pro.

1:15:41Yeah, I feel very good about this.

1:15:42And in D tier, let's go to the opposite end of the spectrum.

1:15:47In D tier, we have the iPhone 7, the iPhone 8,

1:15:51the iPhone 8 Plus, the XS, the ST second generation,

1:15:56and the ST third generation.

1:16:00- So I think the biggest spread we have

1:16:03is seven to seven plus, right?

1:16:05- Yeah.

1:16:05- Because seven is D, seven plus is A.

1:16:09I don't think we have a bigger-

1:16:11- Look, these phones in D tier, they had it coming.

1:16:14If they didn't wanna be in D tier,

1:16:16they maybe shouldn't have been boring phones.

1:16:19But yeah, especially the iPhone 8, man.

1:16:22The iPhone 8 is rough.

1:16:24I'm sorry, you know, iPhone 8 owners.

1:16:28I guess you like it, but it's not a good phone.

1:16:31- Something we didn't mention about like why the XS Max

1:16:35is very firmly in C tier is its name.

1:16:39- XS Max.

1:16:41- XS Max?

1:16:42That is a terrible name for a phone.

1:16:44These are the phones that we knew about

1:16:49with the leak from Apple's CDN, right?

1:16:52925 Mac found the images and the names before.

1:16:56And people said, "Surely that's not the name."

1:17:00Surely they're not calling it iPhone XS Max.

1:17:04'Cause these were the images

1:17:05where they obscured the notch.

1:17:07Yes.

1:17:08They had like the swooping black wallpaper.

1:17:11Yeah, it was like a planet, right?

1:17:12Like they had like different planets on them

1:17:14and it took up, was it that one?

1:17:16And it took up like half the screen

1:17:17or is it, I'm thinking of a different one.

1:17:19- I think so.

1:17:20- They did that for a while.

1:17:21They don't seem to really do that anymore

1:17:22which I think is the right move.

1:17:24- Let's do one more thing.

1:17:27If you guys will allow me here.

1:17:29Look at the S tier and each of us,

1:17:32we pick an absolute favorite from the S tier.

1:17:37- I mean, I've already spoiled mine.

1:17:38It's the 12 Pro Max.

1:17:39- 12 Pro Max?

1:17:40- It is the happiest I have been with an iPhone

1:17:42since the original.

1:17:44And like the original, I was happy because it was the first one,

1:17:48but like the 12 Pro Max just gave me everything I was looking for.

1:17:53I was so excited except for the promotion display,

1:17:56but that wasn't enough of a knock. Like that was on the edge that year.

1:17:59Uh, I'm going to go with the,

1:18:02I'm torn between the 6S Plus and the 10. I'm going to go with the 10.

1:18:06I just love that thing so much.

1:18:08I agree. I'm going to go with the 10 as well.

1:18:10It really felt like the future, didn't it? It was awesome.

1:18:12It felt so cool.

1:18:15And it was the first time in a long time

1:18:18where the phone was really exciting.

1:18:22Because the 6S and the 7, a lot of it was the design,

1:18:26I think, with the aluminum back

1:18:28and the antenna lines and stuff.

1:18:29But yeah, the X felt like the future.

1:18:31I mean, using Face ID felt so cool.

1:18:34- It felt impossible, really.

1:18:35It felt like we were not supposed to get the phone

1:18:38for another two years, but we got it.

1:18:41And so, yeah.

1:18:42Man, it looks so good in white too, with the stainless steel.

1:18:45- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

1:18:46Chef Kiss. - I think I had the black one.

1:18:48I think I had the black one, which was kind of brown.

1:18:51Right, was that the one that was brown,

1:18:52or was it the 10S that was kind of a brownie color?

1:18:54- That was the stupid 10S that also looked brown.

1:18:57(laughing)

1:18:58- It was like chocolatey brown.

1:19:00Yeah, it was weird.

1:19:01But you can see an image of our ranked tier list.

1:19:05I've got a screenshot.

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