The Talk Show

00:00:00 ◼   ► Well, Paul, we have a lot of stuff to talk about, including even about this show itself,

00:00:12 ◼   ► but I've got James Bond on my mind.

00:00:14 ◼   ► Is that unusual for you, though?

00:00:16 ◼   ► No, not really.

00:00:18 ◼   ► I mean, several times a day, at least, right?

00:00:21 ◼   ► People know.

00:00:23 ◼   ► One thing that's nice about having a lot of internet friends and being sort of public,

00:00:28 ◼   ► at least with most of my interests on the internet, is people know what I like.

00:00:31 ◼   ► So when the Humane HP acquisition broke the other day, my texts just lit up, and they were gold.

00:00:39 ◼   ► I got so many good ones I can't talk about publicly from Apple people who do not like Imran Chowdhury

00:00:45 ◼   ► talking about their absolute delight in thinking about him working at HP.

00:00:51 ◼   ► Working at HP, yeah, right, right.

00:00:53 ◼   ► But also this morning, my texts lit up with the news that Amazon has bought off the Broccoli family

00:01:00 ◼   ► and bought creative control over the Bond movie franchise, and I'm depressed about it.

00:01:06 ◼   ► I hope I'm wrong, right?

00:01:07 ◼   ► I can't lose, I guess, in terms of if I'm wrong that they're going to wreck it.

00:01:11 ◼   ► Because, well, what's the worst that can happen?

00:01:14 ◼   ► I'm wrong, and they make good movies?

00:01:16 ◼   ► They make good movies?

00:01:17 ◼   ► And TV shows and cartoons and...

00:01:20 ◼   ► Amazon's got all those great properties, like, you know, all those great shows that they put

00:01:25 ◼   ► out that I...

00:01:27 ◼   ► So I'm sure it's in good hands.

00:01:29 ◼   ► Even the people who...

00:01:32 ◼   ► And you know that my wife and I do not care for Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movie series.

00:01:38 ◼   ► You know the story, Amy, that's told about the first one, right?

00:01:41 ◼   ► They're very long.

00:01:45 ◼   ► They're very long.

00:01:46 ◼   ► Well, not for her.

00:01:48 ◼   ► Wow.

00:01:51 ◼   ► The story, when I was suspicious, I loved the book.

00:01:55 ◼   ► I'll try to keep this short, but I loved Tolkien's books.

00:01:58 ◼   ► One of the few books I've ever read twice in my life.

00:02:02 ◼   ► And I've always thought they were, to use a...

00:02:06 ◼   ► You know, I guess the term is unfilmable.

00:02:08 ◼   ► That whatever you try to commit to...

00:02:09 ◼   ► Whatever it is that makes the books great is not really capturable on film.

00:02:14 ◼   ► Can't capture it in film, okay.

00:02:15 ◼   ► And I think Peter Jackson's versions not only don't come close, they didn't even try.

00:02:20 ◼   ► And I really, really...

00:02:21 ◼   ► I went to see the first one, The Fellowship of the Ring, in the theaters when it came out,

00:02:25 ◼   ► because I had an open mind, gave it a chance, and I hated it.

00:02:28 ◼   ► And so I haven't watched the other two, because I hated the first one so much.

00:02:32 ◼   ► But it just really...

00:02:33 ◼   ► I don't want to get into one.

00:02:34 ◼   ► I just think they're dreadful.

00:02:36 ◼   ► But my wife liked it even less.

00:02:37 ◼   ► And while we were in the movie theater, in whatever year that came out,

00:02:42 ◼   ► she started fishing around her purse, found an Ambien, and popped it.

00:02:49 ◼   ► Like she was going on an airplane.

00:02:51 ◼   ► That's why she had it in her purse.

00:02:52 ◼   ► She's like, I think I had this from the last time we were on a plane.

00:02:55 ◼   ► Zoned out.

00:02:56 ◼   ► Now I'm just going to cruise through this movie.

00:02:58 ◼   ► Right.

00:02:59 ◼   ► And the movie was so long, and she made that decision so early into the movie.

00:03:04 ◼   ► Did she wake up before the end?

00:03:06 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:03:07 ◼   ► Well, no, then I just...

00:03:08 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:03:08 ◼   ► I think she just sort of woke up with some applause at the end or whatever,

00:03:12 ◼   ► and was like, is that it?

00:03:13 ◼   ► And I was like, yes.

00:03:13 ◼   ► And she was like, thank God.

00:03:14 ◼   ► And then we just left.

00:03:15 ◼   ► But anyway, Amazon, now having bought some sort of rights to Lord of the Rings,

00:03:22 ◼   ► apparently spent like a billion dollars to produce like a TV series about it,

00:03:26 ◼   ► that even people who like the movies admit was terrible,

00:03:29 ◼   ► and caused Andy Jassy to ask them,

00:03:33 ◼   ► why are we spending all this money on something people don't watch?

00:03:37 ◼   ► So now they own Bond.

00:03:40 ◼   ► So great.

00:03:40 ◼   ► Great.

00:03:41 ◼   ► This sounds good.

00:03:42 ◼   ► You'll enjoy this.

00:03:45 ◼   ► I did look up in my CMS the word or the name Broccoli out of curiosity,

00:03:50 ◼   ► because Cubby Broccoli was one of the co-producers of the original movies,

00:03:55 ◼   ► and then when he died, I don't know when,

00:03:58 ◼   ► but his daughter Barbara, who's now 64, 65, crazy,

00:04:03 ◼   ► because I think of her as the young Broccoli,

00:04:05 ◼   ► and now she's like retired.

00:04:06 ◼   ► I mean, she is at retirement age.

00:04:08 ◼   ► She's been...

00:04:09 ◼   ► Even she's wilting?

00:04:10 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:04:11 ◼   ► She's been producing the movies for decades now,

00:04:13 ◼   ► like through at least the last four actors to play the role,

00:04:16 ◼   ► which is going back quite a bit.

00:04:18 ◼   ► But I searched in the history,

00:04:20 ◼   ► and I think I'm up to around 30,000 posts at Daring Fireball,

00:04:25 ◼   ► give or take.

00:04:26 ◼   ► Let's call it 30,000.

00:04:27 ◼   ► Not once has the...

00:04:30 ◼   ► Has the word Broccoli?

00:04:32 ◼   ► Other than in the context of the Eon Productions' James Bond films,

00:04:35 ◼   ► and there's like seven or eight of those.

00:04:37 ◼   ► But if there are any other possible uses of the string Broccoli,

00:04:44 ◼   ► which it kind of rings a bell,

00:04:45 ◼   ► I've never used them.

00:04:47 ◼   ► It's a ridiculous last name.

00:04:49 ◼   ► I don't, you know,

00:04:49 ◼   ► no matter how many billions of dollars they got for this,

00:04:52 ◼   ► their last name is still Broccoli.

00:04:58 ◼   ► Anyway, I did say...

00:04:59 ◼   ► I should say this.

00:05:00 ◼   ► This is the first episode of the talk show since,

00:05:04 ◼   ► I don't know,

00:05:04 ◼   ► like three weeks into December,

00:05:06 ◼   ► when Vlad Prelawatz,

00:05:09 ◼   ► founder and chief Poobah...

00:05:12 ◼   ► What's your title at Rogue Amoeba?

00:05:13 ◼   ► I think he has a similar one.

00:05:14 ◼   ► CEO slash Lackey.

00:05:16 ◼   ► Lackey, yeah.

00:05:17 ◼   ► Well, I think he's the CEO slash Lackey at Kaji.

00:05:20 ◼   ► Kagi?

00:05:20 ◼   ► I've already forgotten.

00:05:21 ◼   ► He told me how to pronounce it on the show.

00:05:24 ◼   ► The sieve that is my memory for how to pronounce things

00:05:27 ◼   ► is already forgotten.

00:05:29 ◼   ► I think for decades I've been pronouncing it Kaji

00:05:31 ◼   ► since the shareware days

00:05:33 ◼   ► when you were probably just a kid.

00:05:34 ◼   ► And he corrected me and said it's Kagi.

00:05:37 ◼   ► Kagi, yeah.

00:05:38 ◼   ► Kagi.

00:05:39 ◼   ► No, it's Japanese,

00:05:40 ◼   ► and so it makes more sense that it's a hard G.

00:05:42 ◼   ► But anyway, he was on,

00:05:44 ◼   ► and it was...

00:05:46 ◼   ► I don't know what people listening to the show...

00:05:48 ◼   ► Did you happen to listen to that?

00:05:49 ◼   ► I don't assume...

00:05:49 ◼   ► I did not hear that one.

00:05:50 ◼   ► And that's quite all right,

00:05:52 ◼   ► but for me,

00:05:53 ◼   ► it was a home run.

00:05:56 ◼   ► Like, that was me catching...

00:05:58 ◼   ► I really wanted that show to come out a certain way,

00:06:00 ◼   ► and it really did.

00:06:01 ◼   ► But then you took a break,

00:06:03 ◼   ► so we don't...

00:06:04 ◼   ► I'm not following in his footsteps, really.

00:06:06 ◼   ► No, no, no.

00:06:07 ◼   ► This show's gonna be terrible.

00:06:09 ◼   ► Perfect.

00:06:09 ◼   ► Good.

00:06:10 ◼   ► Low expectations.

00:06:12 ◼   ► I wasn't planning to take a hiatus,

00:06:15 ◼   ► but I should have, really,

00:06:16 ◼   ► because I kind of knew at the time

00:06:18 ◼   ► that people...

00:06:21 ◼   ► It's not unpleasant,

00:06:23 ◼   ► but it's not pleasant either.

00:06:26 ◼   ► But I've...

00:06:27 ◼   ► The podcast industry is going through

00:06:29 ◼   ► some turmoil

00:06:31 ◼   ► when it comes to advertising

00:06:32 ◼   ► and sponsorships,

00:06:33 ◼   ► and at the end of the year,

00:06:35 ◼   ► I switched representation

00:06:37 ◼   ► of who's selling the ads for the show,

00:06:41 ◼   ► and shocker,

00:06:43 ◼   ► I kind of put off

00:06:45 ◼   ► making the decision

00:06:47 ◼   ► until later than I should have

00:06:50 ◼   ► for a year-end transition

00:06:51 ◼   ► and wound up with no sponsorships

00:06:55 ◼   ► in January,

00:06:56 ◼   ► not through anybody's...

00:06:57 ◼   ► So you get a little vacation.

00:06:58 ◼   ► And quite frankly,

00:07:00 ◼   ► once I took a little bit of a break,

00:07:02 ◼   ► I kind of...

00:07:04 ◼   ► It kind of felt like I needed one.

00:07:06 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:07:07 ◼   ► It's hard for me to explain

00:07:09 ◼   ► because it's not...

00:07:10 ◼   ► You know, you might say...

00:07:11 ◼   ► You might look at the publication schedule

00:07:12 ◼   ► of the talk show

00:07:13 ◼   ► and say,

00:07:14 ◼   ► this doesn't look like

00:07:15 ◼   ► back-breaking work groups.

00:07:17 ◼   ► But I often say...

00:07:21 ◼   ► And the longer I do it,

00:07:22 ◼   ► the more it feels true to me,

00:07:24 ◼   ► that I feel like I am a writer

00:07:26 ◼   ► who has a podcast on the side.

00:07:29 ◼   ► And it doesn't matter.

00:07:31 ◼   ► I do feel...

00:07:32 ◼   ► I hope I'm better at podcasting

00:07:33 ◼   ► than I was when I got started

00:07:35 ◼   ► and was really rough at it years ago.

00:07:39 ◼   ► I think dithering is a lot of fun.

00:07:41 ◼   ► We're actually approaching

00:07:42 ◼   ► five years of dithering,

00:07:43 ◼   ► which is mind-blowing to me

00:07:45 ◼   ► because that still feels like

00:07:46 ◼   ► my new podcast.

00:07:47 ◼   ► That is still the new podcast.

00:07:48 ◼   ► Yeah.

00:07:49 ◼   ► But it does not come naturally to me.

00:07:51 ◼   ► And I'm not saying writing does,

00:07:53 ◼   ► but it...

00:07:54 ◼   ► Well,

00:07:55 ◼   ► sort of does.

00:07:56 ◼   ► Like,

00:07:56 ◼   ► I feel like...

00:07:58 ◼   ► And if I didn't need any...

00:08:01 ◼   ► If I were completely retired,

00:08:02 ◼   ► independent,

00:08:03 ◼   ► wealthy,

00:08:03 ◼   ► I'm not saying I wouldn't

00:08:05 ◼   ► do this show anymore,

00:08:06 ◼   ► but this show does feel

00:08:07 ◼   ► like a job to me

00:08:08 ◼   ► in a way that writing

00:08:09 ◼   ► Daring Fireball doesn't.

00:08:11 ◼   ► Like,

00:08:11 ◼   ► writing Daring Fireball,

00:08:13 ◼   ► even though it is a job

00:08:14 ◼   ► and does...

00:08:15 ◼   ► It is my business,

00:08:16 ◼   ► I would do it anyway.

00:08:18 ◼   ► Like,

00:08:18 ◼   ► I feel driven to do the writing

00:08:20 ◼   ► in a way that I don't

00:08:21 ◼   ► with the podcasting

00:08:21 ◼   ► and that doing the podcasting

00:08:23 ◼   ► exhausts me emotionally somehow

00:08:26 ◼   ► in a way that writing

00:08:27 ◼   ► exhausts me differently.

00:08:30 ◼   ► and I've never wanted

00:08:31 ◼   ► to take a month-long break

00:08:33 ◼   ► from writing Daring Fireball

00:08:34 ◼   ► and I think I would break out

00:08:35 ◼   ► in a bad case

00:08:36 ◼   ► of the heebie-jeebies

00:08:37 ◼   ► if I tried.

00:08:38 ◼   ► Whereas a break from this show,

00:08:41 ◼   ► I feel like I'm loose

00:08:44 ◼   ► and I'm ready to go.

00:08:45 ◼   ► So,

00:08:46 ◼   ► I mean,

00:08:47 ◼   ► all right.

00:08:48 ◼   ► Well,

00:08:48 ◼   ► but I feel...

00:08:49 ◼   ► I don't know what to say to that.

00:08:50 ◼   ► Is it going to be good?

00:08:51 ◼   ► Is it going to be bad?

00:08:51 ◼   ► I don't know.

00:08:52 ◼   ► Well,

00:08:53 ◼   ► I feel like,

00:08:53 ◼   ► though,

00:08:53 ◼   ► I really...

00:08:54 ◼   ► And I mean this sincerely

00:08:55 ◼   ► because I've started getting emails

00:08:56 ◼   ► and like DMs

00:08:58 ◼   ► or messages

00:08:59 ◼   ► from people asking

00:09:00 ◼   ► is the show over?

00:09:01 ◼   ► Because it's been gone

00:09:03 ◼   ► for like four weeks?

00:09:04 ◼   ► Five weeks?

00:09:05 ◼   ► What are we at?

00:09:06 ◼   ► I think it's going to be

00:09:07 ◼   ► closer to eight weeks.

00:09:08 ◼   ► Oh, yeah.

00:09:08 ◼   ► It's February 20th, right?

00:09:10 ◼   ► Okay.

00:09:10 ◼   ► Okay, yeah.

00:09:10 ◼   ► They knew you were alive at least.

00:09:12 ◼   ► The website was still getting up.

00:09:14 ◼   ► But I do think

00:09:15 ◼   ► when shows take a break...

00:09:17 ◼   ► Unannounced.

00:09:18 ◼   ► Well,

00:09:19 ◼   ► no.

00:09:20 ◼   ► When shows take a break,

00:09:22 ◼   ► it's usually scheduled

00:09:23 ◼   ► and they say,

00:09:24 ◼   ► like the John Oliver,

00:09:26 ◼   ► last week tonight,

00:09:27 ◼   ► terrific show on...

00:09:29 ◼   ► It used to be HBO.

00:09:30 ◼   ► Now it's HBO.

00:09:31 ◼   ► Just call it HBO.

00:09:32 ◼   ► Cinemax Max Univision Plus

00:09:35 ◼   ► or whatever it's called.

00:09:36 ◼   ► Like,

00:09:36 ◼   ► I forget if he...

00:09:37 ◼   ► I forget if he even made it

00:09:39 ◼   ► to the election

00:09:39 ◼   ► or if it was like,

00:09:40 ◼   ► good luck with the election,

00:09:41 ◼   ► see you next year,

00:09:42 ◼   ► we'll be back in February.

00:09:43 ◼   ► Usually they'll tell you...

00:09:46 ◼   ► Up front ahead of time, yeah.

00:09:47 ◼   ► Right.

00:09:48 ◼   ► Or,

00:09:49 ◼   ► much like the James Bond movies,

00:09:51 ◼   ► they would,

00:09:52 ◼   ► for decades,

00:09:53 ◼   ► would end

00:09:53 ◼   ► with James Bond

00:09:55 ◼   ► will return

00:09:55 ◼   ► and for a long time

00:09:57 ◼   ► they had a fun thing

00:09:58 ◼   ► where they at least knew

00:09:59 ◼   ► which Ian Fleming title

00:10:01 ◼   ► they were going to do next

00:10:02 ◼   ► and they'd say, like,

00:10:03 ◼   ► James Bond will return

00:10:04 ◼   ► in The Spy Who Loves Me

00:10:06 ◼   ► and they wouldn't give you a year.

00:10:08 ◼   ► They'd just let you know

00:10:10 ◼   ► that he'll be coming back

00:10:11 ◼   ► and I feel like

00:10:12 ◼   ► I should have owed

00:10:12 ◼   ► everybody

00:10:14 ◼   ► a...

00:10:14 ◼   ► the talk show

00:10:15 ◼   ► the talk show will return

00:10:16 ◼   ► but it wasn't

00:10:17 ◼   ► a planned hiatus

00:10:18 ◼   ► and...

00:10:19 ◼   ► Well, here we are.

00:10:21 ◼   ► Sorry.

00:10:21 ◼   ► We're back.

00:10:24 ◼   ► We'll also say...

00:10:25 ◼   ► But I will also say,

00:10:26 ◼   ► in the meantime,

00:10:26 ◼   ► anybody out there,

00:10:28 ◼   ► because I've...

00:10:29 ◼   ► Not that the ad

00:10:31 ◼   ► sold themselves

00:10:31 ◼   ► but the spots

00:10:32 ◼   ► had been,

00:10:33 ◼   ► for years,

00:10:34 ◼   ► sort of filled up

00:10:35 ◼   ► naturally

00:10:35 ◼   ► and now are not.

00:10:37 ◼   ► It's like a little

00:10:38 ◼   ► self-promotion

00:10:39 ◼   ► that if anybody out there

00:10:40 ◼   ► has a product

00:10:41 ◼   ► or service

00:10:42 ◼   ► that you think

00:10:42 ◼   ► would be a good

00:10:43 ◼   ► the talk show sponsor,

00:10:45 ◼   ► get in touch with me.

00:10:47 ◼   ► Go to Daring Fireball.

00:10:48 ◼   ► My main...

00:10:49 ◼   ► I'm gonna...

00:10:49 ◼   ► I need to do it

00:10:50 ◼   ► in between you and me

00:10:51 ◼   ► talking right now

00:10:51 ◼   ► and when this episode

00:10:53 ◼   ► comes out

00:10:53 ◼   ► but it's a forcing function.

00:10:54 ◼   ► I'll have to do it.

00:10:55 ◼   ► But there will be

00:10:56 ◼   ► information there

00:10:57 ◼   ► on what to do

00:10:58 ◼   ► if you want to sponsor

00:10:58 ◼   ► the talk show

00:10:59 ◼   ► instead of sponsoring

00:11:00 ◼   ► Daring Fireball.

00:11:01 ◼   ► But both have openings

00:11:02 ◼   ► right now

00:11:02 ◼   ► so get in touch with me.

00:11:03 ◼   ► The talk show sponsorships

00:11:05 ◼   ► are significantly less money

00:11:06 ◼   ► than the weekly ones

00:11:07 ◼   ► on Daring Fireball.

00:11:08 ◼   ► So anybody who's thought

00:11:09 ◼   ► I'd like to sponsor

00:11:10 ◼   ► something Daring Fireball related

00:11:13 ◼   ► but found the weekly sponsorship

00:11:14 ◼   ► perhaps as too high of a price,

00:11:16 ◼   ► the podcast is a perfect opportunity

00:11:19 ◼   ► and just get in touch with me

00:11:20 ◼   ► will make it work.

00:11:21 ◼   ► In fact,

00:11:22 ◼   ► the sponsor for this podcast

00:11:23 ◼   ► kind of worked out

00:11:24 ◼   ► just like that

00:11:25 ◼   ► which I'll get to

00:11:26 ◼   ► at a natural break.

00:11:27 ◼   ► Right now,

00:11:28 ◼   ► we're doing the ads

00:11:29 ◼   ► for your show

00:11:30 ◼   ► then later we'll do the ad

00:11:31 ◼   ► for the sponsor.

00:11:32 ◼   ► Got it.

00:11:32 ◼   ► Okay.

00:11:33 ◼   ► Exactly.

00:11:33 ◼   ► Anyway,

00:11:37 ◼   ► who won Super Bowl 59?

00:11:39 ◼   ► Super Bowl 59

00:11:40 ◼   ► was won by your

00:11:42 ◼   ► Philadelphia ogles.

00:11:43 ◼   ► My beloved Philadelphia eagles.

00:11:45 ◼   ► E-L-G-L-E-S

00:11:47 ◼   ► I believe is how it's spelled.

00:11:48 ◼   ► It is now.

00:11:49 ◼   ► Oh,

00:11:52 ◼   ► and I assume you saw the thing

00:11:54 ◼   ► so this is

00:11:54 ◼   ► this is Philadelphia's mayor

00:11:56 ◼   ► who misspelled eagles

00:11:57 ◼   ► in a chant

00:11:58 ◼   ► spelling out eagles.

00:11:59 ◼   ► But I assume you saw the thing

00:12:01 ◼   ► she said

00:12:01 ◼   ► I believe was after the Super Bowl

00:12:03 ◼   ► when she said that

00:12:04 ◼   ► nothing is possible.

00:12:08 ◼   ► she obviously was going to say

00:12:10 ◼   ► nothing is impossible

00:12:11 ◼   ► or anything is possible

00:12:13 ◼   ► but she went with

00:12:13 ◼   ► nothing is possible.

00:12:15 ◼   ► God bless her.

00:12:17 ◼   ► She

00:12:19 ◼   ► she don't talk so good,

00:12:20 ◼   ► John.

00:12:21 ◼   ► I don't know how she is

00:12:23 ◼   ► as a mayor.

00:12:23 ◼   ► I don't know enough

00:12:24 ◼   ► about the politics there

00:12:25 ◼   ► but I know she don't talk

00:12:26 ◼   ► so good.

00:12:26 ◼   ► I would say

00:12:29 ◼   ► that at a podium

00:12:30 ◼   ► in front of a crowd

00:12:32 ◼   ► not just like

00:12:34 ◼   ► in passing or whatever

00:12:35 ◼   ► her name is

00:12:36 ◼   ► Sherelle Parker

00:12:37 ◼   ► I'm not quite sure

00:12:38 ◼   ► how to evaluate her

00:12:39 ◼   ► as a mayor

00:12:40 ◼   ► but

00:12:41 ◼   ► I would say

00:12:42 ◼   ► and

00:12:42 ◼   ► for whatever reason

00:12:45 ◼   ► the eagles

00:12:46 ◼   ► and this is sort of

00:12:47 ◼   ► a new thing

00:12:48 ◼   ► the E-A-G-L-E-S

00:12:51 ◼   ► eagles

00:12:51 ◼   ► I guess it was always

00:12:53 ◼   ► sort of a thing

00:12:54 ◼   ► but it's become

00:12:54 ◼   ► much more

00:12:55 ◼   ► of a thing

00:12:56 ◼   ► in the last

00:12:57 ◼   ► 10 years or so

00:12:58 ◼   ► like when I was a kid

00:13:00 ◼   ► I don't remember

00:13:00 ◼   ► that at all

00:13:01 ◼   ► I think there was

00:13:01 ◼   ► more of like

00:13:02 ◼   ► a fight song

00:13:04 ◼   ► that they'd play

00:13:04 ◼   ► when they scored

00:13:05 ◼   ► touchdowns and stuff

00:13:06 ◼   ► but

00:13:07 ◼   ► it

00:13:08 ◼   ► it is

00:13:09 ◼   ► of all the names

00:13:10 ◼   ► the team could have

00:13:11 ◼   ► it does kind of

00:13:11 ◼   ► roll off the tongue

00:13:12 ◼   ► if that's what you want

00:13:13 ◼   ► to do

00:13:14 ◼   ► is spell out

00:13:14 ◼   ► the team name

00:13:15 ◼   ► and then shout it

00:13:16 ◼   ► I mean they stole it

00:13:17 ◼   ► from the Jets

00:13:17 ◼   ► I'm pretty sure

00:13:18 ◼   ► the Jets have done that

00:13:19 ◼   ► for decades

00:13:20 ◼   ► and that one

00:13:21 ◼   ► four letters

00:13:22 ◼   ► it's a lot harder

00:13:23 ◼   ► to mess up

00:13:23 ◼   ► J-E-T-S Jets

00:13:24 ◼   ► than Eagles

00:13:26 ◼   ► but

00:13:26 ◼   ► yeah I'm gonna say

00:13:28 ◼   ► they didn't steal it

00:13:29 ◼   ► and it's sort of

00:13:29 ◼   ► coincidence

00:13:30 ◼   ► and maybe it's

00:13:31 ◼   ► maybe it's the

00:13:31 ◼   ► I really

00:13:33 ◼   ► I don't think

00:13:34 ◼   ► Eagles

00:13:35 ◼   ► I mean when would

00:13:35 ◼   ► you even hear about

00:13:36 ◼   ► I mean they're not

00:13:37 ◼   ► the Jets are right there

00:13:38 ◼   ► come on

00:13:38 ◼   ► they're like a minor league

00:13:39 ◼   ► team though

00:13:39 ◼   ► they're sucking 45 minutes

00:13:41 ◼   ► away from Philadelphia

00:13:42 ◼   ► they're not even in

00:13:43 ◼   ► major league football though

00:13:44 ◼   ► they're like a triple A team

00:13:46 ◼   ► now wait

00:13:48 ◼   ► is that a knock

00:13:49 ◼   ► on the Jets

00:13:49 ◼   ► or on the AFC

00:13:50 ◼   ► the Jets

00:13:52 ◼   ► I'm not the AFC

00:13:53 ◼   ► but I mean

00:13:54 ◼   ► that was true

00:13:54 ◼   ► in the 90s

00:13:55 ◼   ► of the entire AFC

00:13:56 ◼   ► but no

00:13:57 ◼   ► but I mean

00:13:57 ◼   ► when's the last time

00:13:58 ◼   ► the Jets were in the playoffs

00:13:59 ◼   ► oh god

00:14:01 ◼   ► you think

00:14:02 ◼   ► quite a while

00:14:03 ◼   ► don't ask Dingus

00:14:05 ◼   ► Dingus doesn't know

00:14:06 ◼   ► no that's

00:14:08 ◼   ► that's how we got

00:14:09 ◼   ► into this mess

00:14:09 ◼   ► that's exactly

00:14:11 ◼   ► how we got

00:14:11 ◼   ► into this mess

00:14:12 ◼   ► so how

00:14:14 ◼   ► how did exactly

00:14:15 ◼   ► we get into this mess

00:14:16 ◼   ► did you start it

00:14:17 ◼   ► or did I

00:14:18 ◼   ► no I started it

00:14:19 ◼   ► but then you

00:14:20 ◼   ► you

00:14:20 ◼   ► you set the snowball

00:14:22 ◼   ► rolling

00:14:22 ◼   ► and then I had to

00:14:23 ◼   ► follow up on it

00:14:24 ◼   ► I started it

00:14:25 ◼   ► because I was

00:14:26 ◼   ► Christ

00:14:27 ◼   ► who

00:14:30 ◼   ► who even

00:14:31 ◼   ► basically

00:14:31 ◼   ► I needed to know

00:14:32 ◼   ► who won Super Bowl 13

00:14:34 ◼   ► because I was

00:14:35 ◼   ► it was after

00:14:36 ◼   ► no it was after

00:14:37 ◼   ► the Eagles

00:14:38 ◼   ► that's

00:14:38 ◼   ► that's what started it

00:14:39 ◼   ► is

00:14:39 ◼   ► is

00:14:40 ◼   ► Sherelle Parker

00:14:41 ◼   ► started it

00:14:42 ◼   ► by misspelling Eagles

00:14:43 ◼   ► with her chant

00:14:43 ◼   ► which reminded me

00:14:45 ◼   ► of Terry Bradshaw

00:14:46 ◼   ► being criticized

00:14:47 ◼   ► by an opposing player

00:14:48 ◼   ► for not knowing

00:14:49 ◼   ► how to spell

00:14:50 ◼   ► the word cat

00:14:50 ◼   ► if you spotted him

00:14:52 ◼   ► the C

00:14:52 ◼   ► and the A

00:14:53 ◼   ► which is

00:14:55 ◼   ► just an insult

00:14:56 ◼   ► that is

00:14:56 ◼   ► engraved in my mind

00:14:58 ◼   ► but apparently

00:15:00 ◼   ► that was an insult

00:15:01 ◼   ► that

00:15:01 ◼   ► what was his name

00:15:02 ◼   ► Hollywood Henderson

00:15:03 ◼   ► of the

00:15:04 ◼   ► of your Dallas Cowboys

00:15:06 ◼   ► laid down on Bradshaw

00:15:07 ◼   ► before Super Bowl

00:15:09 ◼   ► Super Bowl 13

00:15:09 ◼   ► and

00:15:11 ◼   ► off the top of my head

00:15:12 ◼   ► I did not know

00:15:13 ◼   ► who won that Super Bowl

00:15:14 ◼   ► and I wondered

00:15:14 ◼   ► basically who got the better

00:15:16 ◼   ► of that insult

00:15:16 ◼   ► right

00:15:17 ◼   ► and

00:15:17 ◼   ► and so I asked Siri

00:15:19 ◼   ► who won Super Bowl 13

00:15:20 ◼   ► and

00:15:21 ◼   ► then everything went to hell

00:15:22 ◼   ► there's also

00:15:23 ◼   ► an interesting anecdote

00:15:25 ◼   ► about Hollywood Henderson

00:15:26 ◼   ► and his

00:15:27 ◼   ► in-game nutrition

00:15:29 ◼   ► regimen

00:15:30 ◼   ► oh god

00:15:30 ◼   ► when I was researching

00:15:32 ◼   ► this I wound up

00:15:33 ◼   ► on a

00:15:34 ◼   ► an NFL.com

00:15:35 ◼   ► NFL

00:15:36 ◼   ► official

00:15:37 ◼   ► an official

00:15:38 ◼   ► NFL.com page

00:15:39 ◼   ► their official website

00:15:40 ◼   ► that noted

00:15:41 ◼   ► on the sidelines

00:15:42 ◼   ► during that game

00:15:43 ◼   ► Henderson used

00:15:44 ◼   ► a nasal spray bottle

00:15:45 ◼   ► containing water

00:15:46 ◼   ► mixed with cocaine

00:15:47 ◼   ► and this is

00:15:50 ◼   ► in the

00:15:51 ◼   ► what

00:15:51 ◼   ► 70s

00:15:52 ◼   ► early 70s

00:15:53 ◼   ► yeah mid

00:15:54 ◼   ► mid 70s

00:15:55 ◼   ► mid 70s

00:15:56 ◼   ► so I don't think

00:15:57 ◼   ► they knew that

00:15:57 ◼   ► at the time

00:15:58 ◼   ► although maybe

00:15:59 ◼   ► but

00:15:59 ◼   ► we know it now

00:16:01 ◼   ► and the NFL

00:16:02 ◼   ► is not

00:16:02 ◼   ► shying away

00:16:03 ◼   ► from the

00:16:04 ◼   ► the truth here

00:16:04 ◼   ► which is

00:16:05 ◼   ► I actually have to

00:16:06 ◼   ► give them credit for

00:16:07 ◼   ► but

00:16:07 ◼   ► you wouldn't expect

00:16:09 ◼   ► to find that

00:16:10 ◼   ► on the league's

00:16:11 ◼   ► official website

00:16:12 ◼   ► a mention

00:16:13 ◼   ► of

00:16:13 ◼   ► inhaling

00:16:13 ◼   ► cocaine

00:16:14 ◼   ► mid game

00:16:15 ◼   ► no

00:16:17 ◼   ► you wouldn't

00:16:17 ◼   ► you would not

00:16:18 ◼   ► it's like

00:16:18 ◼   ► and the NFL

00:16:19 ◼   ► is

00:16:21 ◼   ► like any

00:16:23 ◼   ► major

00:16:25 ◼   ► super

00:16:26 ◼   ► mainstream

00:16:27 ◼   ► corporate

00:16:29 ◼   ► entertainment

00:16:29 ◼   ► type thing

00:16:30 ◼   ► like Apple

00:16:30 ◼   ► like Disney

00:16:31 ◼   ► they are very

00:16:32 ◼   ► protective of their

00:16:33 ◼   ► image

00:16:34 ◼   ► and want to

00:16:34 ◼   ► they're just

00:16:35 ◼   ► very prickly

00:16:36 ◼   ► and

00:16:37 ◼   ► get irritated

00:16:38 ◼   ► by things

00:16:39 ◼   ► that you

00:16:40 ◼   ► wouldn't think

00:16:40 ◼   ► should irritate

00:16:41 ◼   ► the NFL

00:16:42 ◼   ► and yet

00:16:43 ◼   ► they're happily

00:16:44 ◼   ► willing to say

00:16:46 ◼   ► yeah back in the

00:16:47 ◼   ► it's like that's

00:16:48 ◼   ► what a couple

00:16:48 ◼   ► of decades

00:16:49 ◼   ► will do

00:16:49 ◼   ► that even

00:16:49 ◼   ► the NFL

00:16:50 ◼   ► is willing

00:16:51 ◼   ► to say

00:16:51 ◼   ► oh yeah

00:16:52 ◼   ► you know

00:16:52 ◼   ► Hollywood

00:16:52 ◼   ► 70s were crazy

00:16:54 ◼   ► yeah

00:16:54 ◼   ► Afrin

00:16:56 ◼   ► that's

00:16:56 ◼   ► that nose

00:16:57 ◼   ► spray

00:16:57 ◼   ► that'll

00:16:57 ◼   ► that'll do

00:16:58 ◼   ► a little

00:16:58 ◼   ► for you

00:16:59 ◼   ► but Hollywood

00:16:59 ◼   ► Henderson

00:17:00 ◼   ► special

00:17:00 ◼   ► homemade

00:17:01 ◼   ► mix

00:17:01 ◼   ► that'll

00:17:02 ◼   ► really

00:17:02 ◼   ► get you

00:17:02 ◼   ► going

00:17:03 ◼   ► and it

00:17:05 ◼   ► really

00:17:06 ◼   ► is

00:17:06 ◼   ► true

00:17:06 ◼   ► I mean

00:17:07 ◼   ► all sports

00:17:08 ◼   ► evolve

00:17:08 ◼   ► but the

00:17:10 ◼   ► NFL

00:17:10 ◼   ► more than

00:17:12 ◼   ► most

00:17:12 ◼   ► I mean

00:17:12 ◼   ► like

00:17:13 ◼   ► you can

00:17:14 ◼   ► look

00:17:14 ◼   ► 70s

00:17:16 ◼   ► is maybe

00:17:16 ◼   ► a transitional

00:17:17 ◼   ► decade

00:17:18 ◼   ► but by

00:17:18 ◼   ► the 80s

00:17:19 ◼   ► basketball

00:17:20 ◼   ► looks like

00:17:20 ◼   ► basketball

00:17:21 ◼   ► and yeah

00:17:21 ◼   ► the guys

00:17:21 ◼   ► are more

00:17:22 ◼   ► cut now

00:17:22 ◼   ► and I

00:17:23 ◼   ► think

00:17:23 ◼   ► they're

00:17:23 ◼   ► faster

00:17:24 ◼   ► and more

00:17:24 ◼   ► athletic

00:17:24 ◼   ► and they

00:17:25 ◼   ► certainly

00:17:25 ◼   ► take

00:17:25 ◼   ► their

00:17:26 ◼   ► training

00:17:26 ◼   ► and

00:17:27 ◼   ► just

00:17:28 ◼   ► the way

00:17:29 ◼   ► they take

00:17:29 ◼   ► care

00:17:29 ◼   ► of their

00:17:29 ◼   ► bodies

00:17:30 ◼   ► better

00:17:30 ◼   ► I mean

00:17:30 ◼   ► it's

00:17:31 ◼   ► LeBron

00:17:31 ◼   ► James

00:17:32 ◼   ► is a freak

00:17:32 ◼   ► of nature

00:17:32 ◼   ► that he's

00:17:33 ◼   ► still playing

00:17:33 ◼   ► and scoring

00:17:34 ◼   ► 20 some

00:17:34 ◼   ► points a

00:17:35 ◼   ► game

00:17:35 ◼   ► I think

00:17:36 ◼   ► he's 62

00:17:36 ◼   ► now

00:17:37 ◼   ► I think

00:17:37 ◼   ► that's

00:17:37 ◼   ► right

00:17:38 ◼   ► yeah

00:17:38 ◼   ► I mean

00:17:39 ◼   ► he's

00:17:39 ◼   ► but all

00:17:40 ◼   ► these guys

00:17:40 ◼   ► are playing

00:17:41 ◼   ► longer

00:17:41 ◼   ► I'm not

00:17:42 ◼   ► saying

00:17:42 ◼   ► and the

00:17:43 ◼   ► shorts

00:17:43 ◼   ► are longer

00:17:44 ◼   ► so that's

00:17:44 ◼   ► that's

00:17:45 ◼   ► the difference

00:17:45 ◼   ► the biggest

00:17:46 ◼   ► difference

00:17:46 ◼   ► from the

00:17:46 ◼   ► 80s

00:17:47 ◼   ► shorts

00:17:47 ◼   ► I think

00:17:47 ◼   ► yeah

00:17:48 ◼   ► that's

00:17:48 ◼   ► definitely

00:17:49 ◼   ► a big

00:17:49 ◼   ► but the

00:17:49 ◼   ► game

00:17:50 ◼   ► looks

00:17:50 ◼   ► the

00:17:50 ◼   ► same

00:17:50 ◼   ► but the

00:17:51 ◼   ► NFL

00:17:51 ◼   ► it's

00:17:52 ◼   ► like

00:17:52 ◼   ► unrecognizable

00:17:53 ◼   ► like

00:17:54 ◼   ► there was

00:17:55 ◼   ► a thing

00:17:55 ◼   ► and I

00:17:55 ◼   ► know

00:17:55 ◼   ► it

00:17:56 ◼   ► sounds

00:17:56 ◼   ► like

00:17:56 ◼   ► a

00:17:57 ◼   ► meme

00:17:57 ◼   ► like

00:17:58 ◼   ► yeah

00:17:58 ◼   ► it's

00:17:58 ◼   ► a little

00:17:59 ◼   ► bit

00:17:59 ◼   ► of an

00:17:59 ◼   ► exaggeration

00:18:00 ◼   ► but I

00:18:00 ◼   ► saw

00:18:00 ◼   ► this

00:18:00 ◼   ► I'll see

00:18:01 ◼   ► if I can

00:18:01 ◼   ► find it

00:18:01 ◼   ► for the

00:18:02 ◼   ► show notes

00:18:02 ◼   ► but it

00:18:04 ◼   ► was floating

00:18:04 ◼   ► around

00:18:04 ◼   ► it was

00:18:05 ◼   ► the

00:18:05 ◼   ► CBS

00:18:06 ◼   ► NFL

00:18:06 ◼   ► Today

00:18:07 ◼   ► show

00:18:08 ◼   ► from

00:18:08 ◼   ► like

00:18:09 ◼   ► early

00:18:10 ◼   ► 1980s

00:18:11 ◼   ► like

00:18:11 ◼   ► 1981

00:18:11 ◼   ► or

00:18:12 ◼   ► something

00:18:12 ◼   ► like

00:18:12 ◼   ► that

00:18:13 ◼   ► and so

00:18:13 ◼   ► like

00:18:13 ◼   ► the

00:18:14 ◼   ► game

00:18:14 ◼   ► start

00:18:15 ◼   ► at

00:18:15 ◼   ► one

00:18:15 ◼   ► o'clock

00:18:15 ◼   ► in the

00:18:15 ◼   ► afternoon

00:18:16 ◼   ► eastern

00:18:16 ◼   ► time

00:18:17 ◼   ► on

00:18:17 ◼   ► Sunday

00:18:17 ◼   ► and

00:18:17 ◼   ► at

00:18:18 ◼   ► 12

00:18:18 ◼   ► noon

00:18:18 ◼   ► CBS

00:18:19 ◼   ► NFL

00:18:20 ◼   ► Today

00:18:20 ◼   ► would

00:18:20 ◼   ► come

00:18:20 ◼   ► on

00:18:21 ◼   ► with

00:18:21 ◼   ► an

00:18:21 ◼   ► hour

00:18:21 ◼   ► pregame

00:18:22 ◼   ► and it

00:18:22 ◼   ► was

00:18:22 ◼   ► like

00:18:22 ◼   ► you know

00:18:25 ◼   ► one of

00:18:25 ◼   ► those

00:18:25 ◼   ► 70s

00:18:26 ◼   ► classic

00:18:26 ◼   ► sports

00:18:27 ◼   ► type

00:18:27 ◼   ► songs

00:18:27 ◼   ► and

00:18:28 ◼   ► the

00:18:28 ◼   ► gist

00:18:29 ◼   ► of

00:18:29 ◼   ► the

00:18:29 ◼   ► meme

00:18:30 ◼   ► was

00:18:30 ◼   ► here's

00:18:31 ◼   ► the

00:18:31 ◼   ► video

00:18:31 ◼   ► like

00:18:31 ◼   ► the

00:18:32 ◼   ► 30

00:18:32 ◼   ► second

00:18:32 ◼   ► credits

00:18:33 ◼   ► for

00:18:33 ◼   ► the

00:18:33 ◼   ► NFL

00:18:34 ◼   ► today

00:18:34 ◼   ► every

00:18:35 ◼   ► single

00:18:35 ◼   ► one

00:18:36 ◼   ► of

00:18:36 ◼   ► these

00:18:36 ◼   ► plays

00:18:36 ◼   ► would

00:18:36 ◼   ► would

00:18:38 ◼   ► be

00:18:38 ◼   ► a

00:18:38 ◼   ► would

00:18:38 ◼   ► be

00:18:39 ◼   ► a

00:18:39 ◼   ► penalty

00:18:39 ◼   ► and

00:18:39 ◼   ► most

00:18:40 ◼   ► of

00:18:40 ◼   ► them

00:18:40 ◼   ► would

00:18:40 ◼   ► be

00:18:40 ◼   ► an

00:18:40 ◼   ► instant

00:18:41 ◼   ► rejection

00:18:41 ◼   ► in

00:18:42 ◼   ► today's

00:18:43 ◼   ► NFL

00:18:43 ◼   ► like

00:18:43 ◼   ► roughing

00:18:44 ◼   ► the

00:18:44 ◼   ► passer

00:18:45 ◼   ► kind

00:18:45 ◼   ► of

00:18:45 ◼   ► stuff

00:18:45 ◼   ► yeah

00:18:45 ◼   ► and

00:18:46 ◼   ► you

00:18:46 ◼   ► think

00:18:46 ◼   ► you

00:18:47 ◼   ► think

00:18:47 ◼   ► that's

00:18:48 ◼   ► probably

00:18:48 ◼   ► somewhat

00:18:49 ◼   ► of

00:18:49 ◼   ► an

00:18:49 ◼   ► exaggeration

00:18:50 ◼   ► the

00:18:50 ◼   ► game

00:18:50 ◼   ► was

00:18:50 ◼   ► rougher

00:18:50 ◼   ► back

00:18:51 ◼   ► then

00:18:51 ◼   ► but

00:18:51 ◼   ► no

00:18:52 ◼   ► there's

00:18:52 ◼   ► a

00:18:52 ◼   ► play

00:18:52 ◼   ► where

00:18:53 ◼   ► a

00:18:53 ◼   ► guy

00:18:53 ◼   ► is

00:18:54 ◼   ► on

00:18:54 ◼   ► the

00:18:54 ◼   ► ground

00:18:54 ◼   ► and

00:18:54 ◼   ► the

00:18:55 ◼   ► defensive

00:18:55 ◼   ► player

00:18:55 ◼   ► just

00:18:55 ◼   ► steps

00:18:56 ◼   ► on

00:18:56 ◼   ► him

00:18:56 ◼   ► on

00:18:57 ◼   ► purpose

00:18:57 ◼   ► there

00:18:58 ◼   ► is

00:18:58 ◼   ► a

00:18:58 ◼   ► play

00:18:58 ◼   ► I

00:18:59 ◼   ► think

00:19:00 ◼   ► it's

00:19:00 ◼   ► I

00:19:00 ◼   ► think

00:19:08 ◼   ► he's

00:19:09 ◼   ► running

00:19:09 ◼   ► by

00:19:09 ◼   ► and

00:19:09 ◼   ► he

00:19:09 ◼   ► just

00:19:10 ◼   ► gets

00:19:10 ◼   ► him

00:19:10 ◼   ► right

00:19:10 ◼   ► in

00:19:10 ◼   ► the

00:19:11 ◼   ► neck

00:19:11 ◼   ► and

00:19:11 ◼   ► you

00:19:12 ◼   ► think

00:19:12 ◼   ► oh

00:19:12 ◼   ► my

00:19:12 ◼   ► god

00:19:12 ◼   ► is

00:19:13 ◼   ► that

00:19:13 ◼   ► guy

00:19:13 ◼   ► dead

00:19:13 ◼   ► I

00:19:14 ◼   ► mean

00:19:14 ◼   ► it

00:19:14 ◼   ► really

00:19:14 ◼   ► looks

00:19:14 ◼   ► like

00:19:14 ◼   ► a

00:19:14 ◼   ► murder

00:19:15 ◼   ► there

00:19:16 ◼   ► is

00:19:16 ◼   ► a

00:19:16 ◼   ► guy

00:19:17 ◼   ► being

00:19:17 ◼   ► I

00:19:17 ◼   ► hope

00:19:17 ◼   ► you

00:19:18 ◼   ► do

00:19:18 ◼   ► find

00:19:18 ◼   ► this

00:19:18 ◼   ► video

00:19:18 ◼   ► because

00:19:19 ◼   ► I

00:19:19 ◼   ► haven't

00:19:19 ◼   ► seen

00:19:19 ◼   ► it

00:19:19 ◼   ► and

00:19:19 ◼   ► now

00:19:20 ◼   ► I

00:19:20 ◼   ► want

00:19:20 ◼   ► to

00:19:20 ◼   ► there's

00:19:21 ◼   ► a

00:19:21 ◼   ► guy

00:19:21 ◼   ► being

00:19:21 ◼   ► picked

00:19:22 ◼   ► up

00:19:22 ◼   ► by

00:19:22 ◼   ► a

00:19:23 ◼   ► much

00:19:23 ◼   ► small

00:19:23 ◼   ► running

00:19:24 ◼   ► back

00:19:25 ◼   ► picked

00:19:25 ◼   ► up

00:19:25 ◼   ► by

00:19:25 ◼   ► a

00:19:25 ◼   ► very

00:19:25 ◼   ► large

00:19:26 ◼   ► defensive

00:19:26 ◼   ► player

00:19:27 ◼   ► who

00:19:27 ◼   ► just

00:19:27 ◼   ► purposefully

00:19:28 ◼   ► picks

00:19:28 ◼   ► him

00:19:28 ◼   ► up

00:19:29 ◼   ► and

00:19:29 ◼   ► drops

00:19:29 ◼   ► him

00:19:29 ◼   ► on

00:19:29 ◼   ► his

00:19:29 ◼   ► head

00:19:30 ◼   ► I

00:19:30 ◼   ► mean

00:19:30 ◼   ► it

00:19:31 ◼   ► is

00:19:31 ◼   ► every

00:19:32 ◼   ► single

00:19:32 ◼   ► one

00:19:33 ◼   ► of

00:19:33 ◼   ► them

00:19:33 ◼   ► would

00:19:33 ◼   ► not

00:19:34 ◼   ► just

00:19:34 ◼   ► be

00:19:34 ◼   ► an

00:19:35 ◼   ► ejection

00:19:35 ◼   ► but

00:19:35 ◼   ► probably

00:19:36 ◼   ► get

00:19:36 ◼   ► a

00:19:36 ◼   ► player

00:19:36 ◼   ► suspended

00:19:37 ◼   ► but

00:19:37 ◼   ► that's

00:19:37 ◼   ► how

00:19:37 ◼   ► they

00:19:38 ◼   ► advertised

00:19:38 ◼   ► the

00:19:39 ◼   ► show

00:19:39 ◼   ► in

00:19:39 ◼   ► the

00:19:40 ◼   ► 70s

00:19:41 ◼   ► and

00:19:41 ◼   ► 80s

00:19:41 ◼   ► it

00:19:41 ◼   ► was

00:19:42 ◼   ► it

00:19:42 ◼   ► was

00:19:42 ◼   ► like

00:19:43 ◼   ► that's

00:19:44 ◼   ► what

00:19:44 ◼   ► you

00:19:44 ◼   ► come

00:19:44 ◼   ► to

00:19:44 ◼   ► see

00:19:44 ◼   ► like

00:19:45 ◼   ► imagine

00:19:45 ◼   ► if

00:19:45 ◼   ► I

00:19:46 ◼   ► don't

00:19:46 ◼   ► know

00:19:46 ◼   ► maybe

00:19:46 ◼   ► they

00:19:46 ◼   ► did

00:19:47 ◼   ► do

00:19:47 ◼   ► this

00:19:47 ◼   ► for

00:19:47 ◼   ► NASCAR

00:19:48 ◼   ► like

00:19:48 ◼   ► imagine

00:19:48 ◼   ► if

00:19:49 ◼   ► the

00:19:49 ◼   ► opening

00:19:49 ◼   ► credits

00:19:49 ◼   ► for

00:19:49 ◼   ► NASCAR

00:19:50 ◼   ► was

00:19:50 ◼   ► all

00:19:50 ◼   ► crashes

00:19:51 ◼   ► fiery

00:19:51 ◼   ► crashes

00:19:52 ◼   ► yeah

00:19:52 ◼   ► right

00:19:52 ◼   ► it

00:19:53 ◼   ► was

00:19:53 ◼   ► like

00:19:54 ◼   ► that's

00:19:54 ◼   ► what

00:19:54 ◼   ► you

00:19:54 ◼   ► that's

00:19:55 ◼   ► what

00:19:55 ◼   ► the

00:19:55 ◼   ► NFL

00:19:55 ◼   ► was

00:19:56 ◼   ► it

00:19:56 ◼   ► was

00:19:56 ◼   ► like

00:19:56 ◼   ► legalized

00:19:57 ◼   ► mayhem

00:19:58 ◼   ► from

00:19:58 ◼   ► people

00:19:59 ◼   ► who

00:19:59 ◼   ► would

00:19:59 ◼   ► otherwise

00:19:59 ◼   ► probably

00:20:00 ◼   ► be

00:20:01 ◼   ► imprisoned

00:20:01 ◼   ► for

00:20:01 ◼   ► committing

00:20:02 ◼   ► violent

00:20:02 ◼   ► crimes

00:20:02 ◼   ► well I

00:20:03 ◼   ► mean

00:20:03 ◼   ► that's

00:20:04 ◼   ► like

00:20:04 ◼   ► the

00:20:04 ◼   ► Oakland

00:20:04 ◼   ► Raiders

00:20:05 ◼   ► team

00:20:05 ◼   ► until

00:20:06 ◼   ► very

00:20:06 ◼   ► recently

00:20:07 ◼   ► and

00:20:07 ◼   ► maybe

00:20:07 ◼   ► even

00:20:07 ◼   ► still

00:20:08 ◼   ► yeah

00:20:08 ◼   ► absolutely

00:20:09 ◼   ► it

00:20:10 ◼   ► was

00:20:10 ◼   ► on

00:20:11 ◼   ► was

00:20:11 ◼   ► it

00:20:11 ◼   ► sports

00:20:11 ◼   ► center

00:20:12 ◼   ► that

00:20:12 ◼   ► had

00:20:12 ◼   ► or

00:20:12 ◼   ► I

00:20:12 ◼   ► forget

00:20:13 ◼   ► which

00:20:13 ◼   ► it

00:20:13 ◼   ► was

00:20:13 ◼   ► one

00:20:13 ◼   ► of

00:20:13 ◼   ► the

00:20:13 ◼   ► programs

00:20:14 ◼   ► that

00:20:14 ◼   ► had

00:20:14 ◼   ► jacked

00:20:14 ◼   ► up

00:20:14 ◼   ► that

00:20:15 ◼   ► was

00:20:15 ◼   ► the

00:20:16 ◼   ► which

00:20:16 ◼   ► is

00:20:16 ◼   ► relatively

00:20:16 ◼   ► recent

00:20:17 ◼   ► that's

00:20:17 ◼   ► that's

00:20:17 ◼   ► only

00:20:18 ◼   ► been

00:20:18 ◼   ► gone

00:20:18 ◼   ► for

00:20:18 ◼   ► I

00:20:19 ◼   ► don't

00:20:19 ◼   ► even

00:20:19 ◼   ► know

00:20:19 ◼   ► but

00:20:19 ◼   ► 10

00:20:20 ◼   ► or

00:20:20 ◼   ► 20

00:20:20 ◼   ► years

00:20:20 ◼   ► that's

00:20:21 ◼   ► definitely

00:20:21 ◼   ► the

00:20:21 ◼   ► 21st

00:20:21 ◼   ► century

00:20:22 ◼   ► that

00:20:22 ◼   ► had

00:20:22 ◼   ► that

00:20:23 ◼   ► was

00:20:23 ◼   ► just

00:20:23 ◼   ► highlighting

00:20:24 ◼   ► the

00:20:24 ◼   ► biggest

00:20:25 ◼   ► hits

00:20:25 ◼   ► in

00:20:25 ◼   ► the

00:20:25 ◼   ► NFL

00:20:26 ◼   ► that

00:20:26 ◼   ► week

00:20:26 ◼   ► and

00:20:27 ◼   ► it's

00:20:27 ◼   ► it's

00:20:28 ◼   ► definitely

00:20:28 ◼   ► when

00:20:28 ◼   ► people

00:20:29 ◼   ► were

00:20:29 ◼   ► concerned

00:20:30 ◼   ► about

00:20:31 ◼   ► concussions

00:20:31 ◼   ► but

00:20:32 ◼   ► we

00:20:32 ◼   ► hadn't

00:20:32 ◼   ► fully

00:20:33 ◼   ► linked

00:20:33 ◼   ► CTE

00:20:34 ◼   ► to

00:20:34 ◼   ► football

00:20:35 ◼   ► so

00:20:35 ◼   ► it

00:20:36 ◼   ► was

00:20:36 ◼   ► like

00:20:36 ◼   ► right

00:20:36 ◼   ► at

00:20:36 ◼   ► the

00:20:36 ◼   ► end

00:20:37 ◼   ► and

00:20:37 ◼   ► right

00:20:37 ◼   ► before

00:20:38 ◼   ► we

00:20:38 ◼   ► were

00:20:38 ◼   ► like

00:20:38 ◼   ► you

00:20:38 ◼   ► know

00:20:38 ◼   ► what

00:20:38 ◼   ► this

00:20:38 ◼   ► is

00:20:39 ◼   ► killing

00:20:39 ◼   ► people

00:20:39 ◼   ► we

00:20:40 ◼   ► probably

00:20:40 ◼   ► shouldn't

00:20:40 ◼   ► celebrate

00:20:41 ◼   ► the

00:20:41 ◼   ► brutal

00:20:43 ◼   ► hits

00:20:43 ◼   ► that

00:20:43 ◼   ► they're

00:20:43 ◼   ► taking

00:20:44 ◼   ► well

00:20:44 ◼   ► and

00:20:45 ◼   ► it

00:20:45 ◼   ► used

00:20:45 ◼   ► to

00:20:45 ◼   ► be

00:20:46 ◼   ► like

00:20:46 ◼   ► the

00:20:46 ◼   ► idea

00:20:47 ◼   ► of

00:20:47 ◼   ► a

00:20:47 ◼   ► concussion

00:20:47 ◼   ► was

00:20:48 ◼   ► really

00:20:48 ◼   ► like

00:20:48 ◼   ► well

00:20:49 ◼   ► like

00:20:49 ◼   ► getting

00:20:49 ◼   ► knocked

00:20:49 ◼   ► out

00:20:50 ◼   ► like

00:20:50 ◼   ► actually

00:20:50 ◼   ► like

00:20:51 ◼   ► just

00:20:51 ◼   ► flat

00:20:52 ◼   ► out

00:20:52 ◼   ► can't

00:20:53 ◼   ► get

00:20:53 ◼   ► off

00:20:53 ◼   ► the

00:20:53 ◼   ► grass

00:20:54 ◼   ► not

00:20:54 ◼   ► unconscious

00:20:54 ◼   ► yeah

00:20:55 ◼   ► yeah

00:20:55 ◼   ► and like

00:20:55 ◼   ► yeah

00:20:56 ◼   ► that's

00:20:56 ◼   ► bad

00:20:56 ◼   ► that's

00:20:56 ◼   ► a

00:20:56 ◼   ► real

00:20:57 ◼   ► shame

00:20:57 ◼   ► that

00:20:57 ◼   ► the

00:20:57 ◼   ► guy

00:20:57 ◼   ► took

00:20:58 ◼   ► a

00:20:58 ◼   ► hit

00:20:58 ◼   ► like

00:20:58 ◼   ► that

00:20:58 ◼   ► but

00:20:59 ◼   ► if

00:20:59 ◼   ► you

00:20:59 ◼   ► could

00:20:59 ◼   ► get

00:20:59 ◼   ► up

00:21:00 ◼   ► it

00:21:00 ◼   ► was

00:21:00 ◼   ► get

00:21:00 ◼   ► them

00:21:01 ◼   ► some

00:21:01 ◼   ► smelling

00:21:01 ◼   ► salts

00:21:01 ◼   ► and

00:21:02 ◼   ► get

00:21:02 ◼   ► them

00:21:02 ◼   ► back

00:21:02 ◼   ► in

00:21:02 ◼   ► the

00:21:02 ◼   ► huddle

00:21:03 ◼   ► and

00:21:03 ◼   ► maybe

00:21:04 ◼   ► a little

00:21:04 ◼   ► bit

00:21:04 ◼   ► of

00:21:04 ◼   ► that

00:21:04 ◼   ► cocaine

00:21:05 ◼   ► water

00:21:05 ◼   ► yeah

00:21:06 ◼   ► well

00:21:06 ◼   ► some

00:21:07 ◼   ► smelling

00:21:07 ◼   ► salts

00:21:08 ◼   ► work

00:21:08 ◼   ► better

00:21:08 ◼   ► than

00:21:08 ◼   ► others

00:21:09 ◼   ► keep

00:21:11 ◼   ► you

00:21:11 ◼   ► going

00:21:12 ◼   ► but

00:21:13 ◼   ► anyway

00:21:13 ◼   ► all right

00:21:13 ◼   ► that led

00:21:14 ◼   ► you

00:21:14 ◼   ► to ask

00:21:15 ◼   ► our

00:21:16 ◼   ► good

00:21:16 ◼   ► friend

00:21:16 ◼   ► apples

00:21:18 ◼   ► Siri

00:21:18 ◼   ► which

00:21:20 ◼   ► but hey

00:21:20 ◼   ► dingus

00:21:21 ◼   ► who won

00:21:21 ◼   ► Super

00:21:21 ◼   ► bowl

00:21:26 ◼   ► because

00:21:27 ◼   ► Siri

00:21:28 ◼   ► said

00:21:28 ◼   ► that

00:21:28 ◼   ► the

00:21:28 ◼   ► Philadelphia

00:21:29 ◼   ► Eagles

00:21:29 ◼   ► won

00:21:29 ◼   ► and

00:21:31 ◼   ► that

00:21:31 ◼   ► was

00:21:31 ◼   ► incorrect

00:21:31 ◼   ► they

00:21:32 ◼   ► were

00:21:32 ◼   ► not

00:21:32 ◼   ► even

00:21:32 ◼   ► participants

00:21:33 ◼   ► in

00:21:33 ◼   ► that

00:21:33 ◼   ► game

00:21:34 ◼   ► and

00:21:35 ◼   ► you

00:21:35 ◼   ► use

00:21:35 ◼   ► that

00:21:36 ◼   ► as

00:21:36 ◼   ► an

00:21:36 ◼   ► example

00:21:36 ◼   ► for

00:21:37 ◼   ► the

00:21:37 ◼   ► general

00:21:38 ◼   ► lousiness

00:21:40 ◼   ► of

00:21:40 ◼   ► Siri

00:21:40 ◼   ► right

00:21:41 ◼   ► after

00:21:42 ◼   ► you

00:21:42 ◼   ► had

00:21:42 ◼   ► posted

00:21:43 ◼   ► about

00:21:43 ◼   ► that

00:21:43 ◼   ► I

00:21:43 ◼   ► said

00:21:43 ◼   ► you

00:21:43 ◼   ► know

00:21:43 ◼   ► what

00:21:43 ◼   ► I

00:21:44 ◼   ► want

00:21:44 ◼   ► to

00:21:44 ◼   ► I

00:21:45 ◼   ► want

00:21:45 ◼   ► to

00:21:45 ◼   ► examine

00:21:45 ◼   ► this

00:21:46 ◼   ► and

00:21:46 ◼   ► I

00:21:46 ◼   ► spent

00:21:47 ◼   ► longer

00:21:48 ◼   ► than

00:21:48 ◼   ► I

00:21:48 ◼   ► should

00:21:48 ◼   ► have

00:21:48 ◼   ► but

00:21:49 ◼   ► long

00:21:49 ◼   ► enough

00:21:49 ◼   ► to

00:21:49 ◼   ► ask

00:21:50 ◼   ► Siri

00:21:50 ◼   ► who

00:21:50 ◼   ► won

00:21:51 ◼   ► every

00:21:51 ◼   ► single

00:21:51 ◼   ► Super

00:21:52 ◼   ► Bowl

00:21:52 ◼   ► one

00:21:53 ◼   ► through

00:21:53 ◼   ► 60

00:21:53 ◼   ► which

00:21:53 ◼   ► has

00:21:54 ◼   ► not

00:21:54 ◼   ► even

00:21:54 ◼   ► been

00:21:54 ◼   ► played

00:21:54 ◼   ► yet

00:21:54 ◼   ► but

00:21:55 ◼   ► and

00:21:55 ◼   ► the

00:21:56 ◼   ► results

00:21:56 ◼   ► were

00:21:56 ◼   ► abysmal

00:21:57 ◼   ► made

00:21:58 ◼   ► for a

00:21:58 ◼   ► good

00:21:58 ◼   ► test

00:21:59 ◼   ► right

00:21:59 ◼   ► and

00:21:59 ◼   ► at

00:21:59 ◼   ► the

00:21:59 ◼   ► time

00:22:00 ◼   ► Super

00:22:00 ◼   ► Bowl

00:22:00 ◼   ► 59

00:22:01 ◼   ► had

00:22:01 ◼   ► not

00:22:01 ◼   ► been

00:22:02 ◼   ► played

00:22:02 ◼   ► right

00:22:03 ◼   ► this

00:22:03 ◼   ► is

00:22:04 ◼   ► just

00:22:04 ◼   ► before

00:22:04 ◼   ► this

00:22:05 ◼   ► is

00:22:05 ◼   ► in

00:22:05 ◼   ► the

00:22:05 ◼   ► run-up

00:22:06 ◼   ► to

00:22:06 ◼   ► Super

00:22:06 ◼   ► Bowl

00:22:06 ◼   ► 59

00:22:07 ◼   ► yes

00:22:07 ◼   ► it

00:22:08 ◼   ► was

00:22:08 ◼   ► just

00:22:09 ◼   ► small

00:22:09 ◼   ► enough

00:22:09 ◼   ► of

00:22:09 ◼   ► a

00:22:09 ◼   ► sample

00:22:10 ◼   ► size

00:22:10 ◼   ► 60

00:22:11 ◼   ► is

00:22:11 ◼   ► just

00:22:11 ◼   ► enough

00:22:12 ◼   ► to

00:22:12 ◼   ► waste

00:22:13 ◼   ► the

00:22:13 ◼   ► time

00:22:13 ◼   ► asking

00:22:13 ◼   ► this

00:22:14 ◼   ► and

00:22:14 ◼   ► taking

00:22:14 ◼   ► screenshots

00:22:14 ◼   ► and

00:22:15 ◼   ► it

00:22:15 ◼   ► took

00:22:15 ◼   ► me

00:22:15 ◼   ► 20

00:22:16 ◼   ► minutes

00:22:16 ◼   ► if

00:22:16 ◼   ► it

00:22:16 ◼   ► had

00:22:17 ◼   ► been

00:22:17 ◼   ► like

00:22:17 ◼   ► the

00:22:17 ◼   ► World

00:22:18 ◼   ► Series

00:22:18 ◼   ► I'm

00:22:18 ◼   ► not

00:22:18 ◼   ► I'm

00:22:19 ◼   ► not

00:22:19 ◼   ► doing

00:22:19 ◼   ► over

00:22:20 ◼   ► a

00:22:20 ◼   ► century

00:22:20 ◼   ► worth

00:22:21 ◼   ► of

00:22:21 ◼   ► World

00:22:21 ◼   ► Series

00:22:21 ◼   ► I

00:22:21 ◼   ► don't

00:22:22 ◼   ► have

00:22:22 ◼   ► that

00:22:22 ◼   ► kind

00:22:22 ◼   ► of

00:22:22 ◼   ► time

00:22:23 ◼   ► or

00:22:24 ◼   ► patience

00:22:24 ◼   ► at

00:22:24 ◼   ► least

00:22:25 ◼   ► yeah

00:22:26 ◼   ► and

00:22:27 ◼   ► it

00:22:27 ◼   ► turns

00:22:28 ◼   ► out

00:22:28 ◼   ► according

00:22:29 ◼   ► to

00:22:29 ◼   ► Siri

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00:22:31 ◼   ► Philadelphia

00:22:31 ◼   ► Eagles

00:22:32 ◼   ► had

00:22:32 ◼   ► won

00:22:32 ◼   ► they

00:22:32 ◼   ► are

00:22:33 ◼   ► fantastic

00:22:33 ◼   ► 33

00:22:34 ◼   ► out

00:22:35 ◼   ► of

00:22:35 ◼   ► 58

00:22:35 ◼   ► now

00:22:35 ◼   ► the

00:22:36 ◼   ► funny

00:22:36 ◼   ► part

00:22:36 ◼   ► though

00:22:37 ◼   ► is

00:22:37 ◼   ► somebody

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00:22:37 ◼   ► took

00:22:38 ◼   ► that

00:22:38 ◼   ► and

00:22:38 ◼   ► wrongly

00:22:39 ◼   ► thought

00:22:39 ◼   ► it

00:22:39 ◼   ► might

00:22:39 ◼   ► be

00:22:45 ◼   ► that's

00:22:46 ◼   ► true

00:22:46 ◼   ► they

00:22:47 ◼   ► do

00:22:47 ◼   ► win

00:22:48 ◼   ► a lot

00:22:48 ◼   ► of

00:22:48 ◼   ► Super

00:22:48 ◼   ► Bowls

00:22:48 ◼   ► apparently

00:22:49 ◼   ► and

00:22:49 ◼   ► they

00:22:50 ◼   ► won

00:22:50 ◼   ► this

00:22:50 ◼   ► one

00:22:51 ◼   ► in

00:22:51 ◼   ► convincing

00:22:51 ◼   ► fashion

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00:22:53 ◼   ► the

00:22:54 ◼   ► time

00:22:54 ◼   ► that

00:22:54 ◼   ► you

00:22:55 ◼   ► conducted

00:22:55 ◼   ► the

00:22:55 ◼   ► experiment

00:22:56 ◼   ► of

00:22:56 ◼   ► 58

00:22:57 ◼   ► Super

00:22:57 ◼   ► Bowls

00:22:57 ◼   ► that

00:22:58 ◼   ► had

00:22:58 ◼   ► actually

00:22:58 ◼   ► been

00:22:58 ◼   ► played

00:22:59 ◼   ► not

00:22:59 ◼   ► counting

00:23:00 ◼   ► the

00:23:00 ◼   ► 59th

00:23:01 ◼   ► that

00:23:01 ◼   ► was

00:23:01 ◼   ► played

00:23:01 ◼   ► like

00:23:02 ◼   ► a

00:23:02 ◼   ► week

00:23:02 ◼   ► ago

00:23:02 ◼   ► the

00:23:03 ◼   ► Eagles

00:23:04 ◼   ► had

00:23:04 ◼   ► won

00:23:04 ◼   ► one

00:23:05 ◼   ► in

00:23:06 ◼   ► reality

00:23:07 ◼   ► yes

00:23:07 ◼   ► they

00:23:08 ◼   ► appeared

00:23:09 ◼   ► in

00:23:09 ◼   ► two

00:23:10 ◼   ► is

00:23:10 ◼   ► that

00:23:10 ◼   ► right

00:23:10 ◼   ► and

00:23:11 ◼   ► they

00:23:11 ◼   ► won

00:23:11 ◼   ► one

00:23:11 ◼   ► yeah

00:23:12 ◼   ► no

00:23:12 ◼   ► well

00:23:13 ◼   ► they

00:23:13 ◼   ► lost

00:23:13 ◼   ► two

00:23:13 ◼   ► they

00:23:13 ◼   ► lost

00:23:14 ◼   ► that's

00:23:14 ◼   ► right

00:23:14 ◼   ► they

00:23:15 ◼   ► had

00:23:15 ◼   ► a

00:23:15 ◼   ► longer

00:23:16 ◼   ► ago

00:23:16 ◼   ► one

00:23:16 ◼   ► that

00:23:16 ◼   ► they

00:23:16 ◼   ► also

00:23:16 ◼   ► lost

00:23:17 ◼   ► and

00:23:17 ◼   ► it's

00:23:18 ◼   ► weird

00:23:18 ◼   ► ways

00:23:18 ◼   ► that

00:23:19 ◼   ► I

00:23:19 ◼   ► remember

00:23:19 ◼   ► things

00:23:19 ◼   ► from

00:23:20 ◼   ► my

00:23:20 ◼   ► youth

00:23:20 ◼   ► that

00:23:20 ◼   ► I

00:23:20 ◼   ► don't

00:23:20 ◼   ► remember

00:23:21 ◼   ► now

00:23:21 ◼   ► 1980

00:23:21 ◼   ► they

00:23:22 ◼   ► lost

00:23:22 ◼   ► to

00:23:22 ◼   ► the

00:23:23 ◼   ► Oakland

00:23:23 ◼   ► Raiders

00:23:23 ◼   ► to

00:23:24 ◼   ► the

00:23:24 ◼   ► Raiders

00:23:24 ◼   ► exactly

00:23:24 ◼   ► and

00:23:26 ◼   ► then

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00:23:27 ◼   ► lost

00:23:27 ◼   ► to

00:23:27 ◼   ► the

00:23:28 ◼   ► Patriots

00:23:28 ◼   ► in

00:23:29 ◼   ► the

00:23:29 ◼   ► when

00:23:30 ◼   ► Andy

00:23:30 ◼   ► Reed

00:23:30 ◼   ► was

00:23:30 ◼   ► still

00:23:31 ◼   ► coaching

00:23:31 ◼   ► the

00:23:31 ◼   ► Eagles

00:23:32 ◼   ► and

00:23:32 ◼   ► what

00:23:33 ◼   ► was

00:23:33 ◼   ► the

00:23:33 ◼   ► quarterback

00:23:33 ◼   ► name

00:23:34 ◼   ► for

00:23:34 ◼   ► the

00:23:34 ◼   ► Eagles

00:23:34 ◼   ► they

00:23:34 ◼   ► had

00:23:35 ◼   ► the

00:23:35 ◼   ► ball

00:23:35 ◼   ► towards

00:23:35 ◼   ► the

00:23:35 ◼   ► end

00:23:36 ◼   ► and

00:23:36 ◼   ► the

00:23:38 ◼   ► pressure

00:23:38 ◼   ► got

00:23:39 ◼   ► to

00:23:39 ◼   ► him

00:23:39 ◼   ► and

00:23:39 ◼   ► he

00:23:39 ◼   ► threw

00:23:40 ◼   ► up

00:23:40 ◼   ► in

00:23:40 ◼   ► the

00:23:40 ◼   ► huddle

00:23:41 ◼   ► oh

00:23:42 ◼   ► was

00:23:42 ◼   ► that

00:23:42 ◼   ► right

00:23:43 ◼   ► yeah

00:23:44 ◼   ► not

00:23:46 ◼   ► the

00:23:47 ◼   ► Eagles

00:23:47 ◼   ► find

00:23:47 ◼   ► this

00:23:47 ◼   ► moment

00:23:48 ◼   ► getting

00:23:49 ◼   ► sick

00:23:50 ◼   ► of

00:23:50 ◼   ► the

00:23:50 ◼   ► huddle

00:23:51 ◼   ► but

00:23:51 ◼   ► no

00:23:52 ◼   ► they

00:23:52 ◼   ► only

00:23:52 ◼   ► won

00:23:52 ◼   ► one

00:23:53 ◼   ► Siri

00:23:53 ◼   ► on

00:23:54 ◼   ► the

00:23:54 ◼   ► other

00:23:54 ◼   ► hand

00:23:54 ◼   ► reported

00:23:55 ◼   ► them

00:23:55 ◼   ► as

00:23:55 ◼   ► being

00:23:56 ◼   ► the

00:23:56 ◼   ► winner

00:23:56 ◼   ► of

00:23:56 ◼   ► 33

00:23:57 ◼   ► of

00:23:57 ◼   ► them

00:23:57 ◼   ► what

00:23:58 ◼   ► was

00:23:59 ◼   ► the

00:23:59 ◼   ► overall

00:23:59 ◼   ► batting

00:23:59 ◼   ► average

00:24:00 ◼   ► and

00:24:00 ◼   ► it

00:24:00 ◼   ► was

00:24:00 ◼   ► weird

00:24:01 ◼   ► though

00:24:01 ◼   ► the

00:24:01 ◼   ► pattern

00:24:01 ◼   ► was

00:24:02 ◼   ► so

00:24:02 ◼   ► unpredictable

00:24:02 ◼   ► because

00:24:04 ◼   ► it

00:24:05 ◼   ► wouldn't

00:24:05 ◼   ► be

00:24:05 ◼   ► like

00:24:06 ◼   ► oh

00:24:06 ◼   ► Siri

00:24:07 ◼   ► didn't

00:24:08 ◼   ► get

00:24:08 ◼   ► the

00:24:08 ◼   ► answers

00:24:08 ◼   ► right

00:24:09 ◼   ► to

00:24:09 ◼   ► any

00:24:09 ◼   ► of

00:24:10 ◼   ► them

00:24:10 ◼   ► before

00:24:10 ◼   ► 1993

00:24:12 ◼   ► or

00:24:12 ◼   ► something

00:24:12 ◼   ► like

00:24:13 ◼   ► that

00:24:13 ◼   ► no

00:24:13 ◼   ► sporadically

00:24:15 ◼   ► it

00:24:15 ◼   ► would

00:24:15 ◼   ► get

00:24:15 ◼   ► one

00:24:15 ◼   ► right

00:24:15 ◼   ► then

00:24:16 ◼   ► sporadically

00:24:17 ◼   ► it

00:24:17 ◼   ► would

00:24:17 ◼   ► come up

00:24:18 ◼   ► with a

00:24:19 ◼   ► nonsense

00:24:19 ◼   ► answer

00:24:19 ◼   ► and

00:24:20 ◼   ► most

00:24:20 ◼   ► of

00:24:20 ◼   ► the

00:24:20 ◼   ► time

00:24:20 ◼   ► it

00:24:20 ◼   ► would

00:24:21 ◼   ► just

00:24:21 ◼   ► say

00:24:21 ◼   ► that

00:24:21 ◼   ► the

00:24:21 ◼   ► Eagles

00:24:21 ◼   ► had

00:24:22 ◼   ► won

00:24:22 ◼   ► right

00:24:23 ◼   ► because

00:24:23 ◼   ► it

00:24:23 ◼   ► somehow

00:24:24 ◼   ► always

00:24:25 ◼   ► falling

00:24:25 ◼   ► back

00:24:25 ◼   ► to

00:24:25 ◼   ► one

00:24:26 ◼   ► particular

00:24:27 ◼   ► Super

00:24:27 ◼   ► Bowl

00:24:27 ◼   ► like

00:24:28 ◼   ► Super

00:24:28 ◼   ► Bowl

00:24:28 ◼   ► 52

00:24:28 ◼   ► or

00:24:29 ◼   ► something

00:24:29 ◼   ► 52

00:24:29 ◼   ► is

00:24:30 ◼   ► what

00:24:30 ◼   ► it

00:24:30 ◼   ► was

00:24:30 ◼   ► yeah

00:24:30 ◼   ► I'm

00:24:31 ◼   ► trying

00:24:31 ◼   ► to

00:24:31 ◼   ► the

00:24:32 ◼   ► overall

00:24:33 ◼   ► correct

00:24:33 ◼   ► it

00:24:34 ◼   ► was

00:24:34 ◼   ► like

00:24:34 ◼   ► 30%

00:24:35 ◼   ► or

00:24:35 ◼   ► so

00:24:35 ◼   ► I

00:24:36 ◼   ► don't

00:24:36 ◼   ► remember

00:24:36 ◼   ► the

00:24:37 ◼   ► exact

00:24:37 ◼   ► number

00:24:37 ◼   ► I have

00:24:37 ◼   ► to

00:24:37 ◼   ► I'd

00:24:38 ◼   ► have

00:24:38 ◼   ► to

00:24:38 ◼   ► pull

00:24:38 ◼   ► it

00:24:38 ◼   ► up

00:24:38 ◼   ► but

00:24:38 ◼   ► it

00:24:39 ◼   ► was

00:24:39 ◼   ► around

00:24:39 ◼   ► 30%

00:24:39 ◼   ► which

00:24:40 ◼   ► is

00:24:40 ◼   ► pretty

00:24:40 ◼   ► bad

00:24:41 ◼   ► yeah

00:24:42 ◼   ► really bad

00:24:42 ◼   ► and

00:24:44 ◼   ► 34%

00:24:45 ◼   ► 34%

00:24:47 ◼   ► but see

00:24:48 ◼   ► you said

00:24:49 ◼   ► batting

00:24:49 ◼   ► average

00:24:49 ◼   ► I went

00:24:49 ◼   ► with

00:24:50 ◼   ► completion

00:24:50 ◼   ► percentage

00:24:50 ◼   ► because

00:24:51 ◼   ► one

00:24:51 ◼   ► football

00:24:52 ◼   ► and

00:24:53 ◼   ► two

00:24:53 ◼   ► 34%

00:24:54 ◼   ► completion

00:24:54 ◼   ► percentage

00:24:55 ◼   ► is

00:24:55 ◼   ► awful

00:24:55 ◼   ► a

00:24:56 ◼   ► 340

00:24:56 ◼   ► batting

00:24:57 ◼   ► average

00:24:57 ◼   ► would be