The Incomparable

226: Stop Circulating the Tapes


00:00:00   the in Congress sponsored by General [TS]

00:00:01   Motors people till the transportation [TS]

00:00:04   the entire Imperial number 226 December [TS]

00:00:20   welcome back to the uncomfortable [TS]

00:00:21   everybody i'm your host Jason still we [TS]

00:00:23   are here to talk about Star Wars this is [TS]

00:00:25   the latest in our series of episodes [TS]

00:00:27   detailing exciting things in the star [TS]

00:00:29   wars universe and for those of you [TS]

00:00:31   tuning in to listen to our incisive [TS]

00:00:33   commentary of Star Wars Episode three [TS]

00:00:36   hope [TS]

00:00:37   well you're gonna have to wait until [TS]

00:00:38   2015 because this is our episode about [TS]

00:00:40   the star wars holiday special [TS]

00:00:42   there I said it joining me tonight are [TS]

00:00:44   be our third hour before n4l I think the [TS]

00:00:51   Arthur can I the voice of james earl [TS]

00:00:53   jones as Darth Vader very contagious and [TS]

00:00:56   the following people do more'n I Jason I [TS]

00:01:01   regret everything but happy life day [TS]

00:01:03   after left life day Eric and sign I love [TS]

00:01:07   Bea Arthur and Karen basis I i have [TS]

00:01:09   nothing start I I thought about be [TS]

00:01:11   Arthur we will get to them Steve works [TS]

00:01:13   hello happy life day Jason or as we [TS]

00:01:16   would he say they're not crap laughter [TS]

00:01:21   yep [TS]

00:01:22   David lure hello and happy life stages [TS]

00:01:26   and Monty actually he's already beaten [TS]

00:01:28   down i'm already gone he's a broken man [TS]

00:01:31   Monty the force bless us everyone [TS]

00:01:34   yeah Cody sindelar happy lefty Jason [TS]

00:01:38   what's so happy about it and of course [TS]

00:01:42   no conversation about star wars would be [TS]

00:01:44   complete [TS]

00:01:44   I cannot believe he's actually here it's [TS]

00:01:47   john siracusa like r2d2 i will play [TS]

00:01:50   myself haha it's a life day marico are [TS]

00:01:54   you what it what is the deal with that [TS]

00:01:55   we get Peter Mayhew is Chewbacca and r2 [TS]

00:01:58   details are Daniel with c-3po and james [TS]

00:02:01   earl jones is the voice of darth vader i [TS]

00:02:03   think because it's a remote-controlled [TS]

00:02:04   artis who else remote-controlled Darth [TS]

00:02:06   Vader to they don't need Kenny Baker in [TS]

00:02:08   this can every single shot just went [TS]

00:02:11   shakes back and forth [TS]

00:02:13   he's the one guy who had the standard it [TS]

00:02:14   had didn't have it in this contract was [TS]

00:02:16   first especially since all these Union [TS]

00:02:17   ads running over the program you think [TS]

00:02:19   they would have a little more respect [TS]

00:02:20   for the screen actors guild have we all [TS]

00:02:22   consider that that maybe Kenny Baker had [TS]

00:02:24   the best lawyer among a wall model have [TS]

00:02:26   take my name off this thing [TS]

00:02:29   and Alan Smithee as Archie do i propose [TS]

00:02:32   the people with the best lawyers are can [TS]

00:02:34   be judged by the inverse to the number [TS]

00:02:36   amount of screen time they have to let [TS]

00:02:38   me explain something here that star wars [TS]

00:02:39   holiday special aired in 1978 appeared [TS]

00:02:41   once it was never seen again except for [TS]

00:02:44   one thing [TS]

00:02:45   m and and this is the thing is mr. a few [TS]

00:02:47   years earlier before they were lots of [TS]

00:02:49   people with VCRs it might have been [TS]

00:02:51   successfully buried but as it was some [TS]

00:02:53   people were like hey I like Star Wars [TS]

00:02:55   i'll record it and those tapes got [TS]

00:02:57   digitized and put on YouTube stopped [TS]

00:02:59   circulating the tapes and you can find [TS]

00:03:04   many places despite the fact that nobody [TS]

00:03:06   wants you to see it [TS]

00:03:07   those people are your friends however we [TS]

00:03:11   all watched it did we all watch it [TS]

00:03:13   people [TS]

00:03:14   oh yes for this once i wish i could fake [TS]

00:03:17   having watched it yeah in and now we're [TS]

00:03:20   here to talk about it [TS]

00:03:21   we're here to talk about the star wars [TS]

00:03:22   holiday special aired in 1978 two hours [TS]

00:03:24   long because you know most beloved [TS]

00:03:26   holiday specials maybe a half-an-hour [TS]

00:03:27   Charlie Brown special or something no [TS]

00:03:29   two hours let's do tests only part of [TS]

00:03:31   why there be love it and this is not had [TS]

00:03:34   this been contract compressed down to 30 [TS]

00:03:35   minutes it might be less nope little [TS]

00:03:38   while if you take out all the footage [TS]

00:03:40   from Star Wars it probably could be half [TS]

00:03:42   an hour [TS]

00:03:42   apparently we're supposed to be an hour [TS]

00:03:44   but CBS was so excited by and all the [TS]

00:03:47   advertisers are so excited by that they [TS]

00:03:49   kept selling and time so they had to [TS]

00:03:51   expand it the painting those people [TS]

00:03:53   insisted anything to our union is no no [TS]

00:03:56   she is listed on that plane capitalism [TS]

00:03:59   yeah General Motors really really put [TS]

00:04:01   their muscle behind it there [TS]

00:04:02   international garment woman's garment [TS]

00:04:05   you I can't even remember what the name [TS]

00:04:07   of that title with international ladies [TS]

00:04:09   garment union workers union look for the [TS]

00:04:12   union was right not the men's garmin [TS]

00:04:15   Union screw them ladies garment only [TS]

00:04:17   yeah but the ladies garment union was [TS]

00:04:19   run by a man if you recall him [TS]

00:04:21   well it's 1970 women just got the vote I [TS]

00:04:25   think when we retired to buying fruit of [TS]

00:04:28   the looms Jason we lost the rails [TS]

00:04:30   already i put forth that if we if we [TS]

00:04:33   were if we had recalled if more people [TS]

00:04:35   had seen this video and and were aware [TS]

00:04:37   that this had been sponsored by General [TS]

00:04:39   Motors we perhaps wouldn't have been [TS]

00:04:42   quite so quick to bail them out 25 years [TS]

00:04:44   back but Steve a built-in transportation [TS]

00:04:46   people building transportation serve [TS]

00:04:47   people it's also possible that if more [TS]

00:04:49   people have seen this we would not have [TS]

00:04:51   had any subsequent star wars movie it is [TS]

00:04:53   it that is also possible yeah I I get [TS]

00:04:55   the idea here which is like hey first [TS]

00:04:57   off [TS]

00:04:58   hey everybody we were caught flat-footed [TS]

00:05:00   by the success of Star Wars and didn't [TS]

00:05:01   even have toys for last Christmas so [TS]

00:05:03   this year we're not going to make any [TS]

00:05:05   mistakes we're gonna have toys [TS]

00:05:06   everywhere that I you know that our been [TS]

00:05:09   unfortunately all you did was make [TS]

00:05:10   mistakes and and we're gonna do a [TS]

00:05:12   holiday special and we're gonna cash in [TS]

00:05:15   john sarkissian do you have an opening [TS]

00:05:17   statement by the way because we should [TS]

00:05:18   get that out of the way now I do I mean [TS]

00:05:20   it could just be just will be a closing [TS]

00:05:24   statement [TS]

00:05:25   really it's just a statement statement [TS]

00:05:27   its brief here we go it until this [TS]

00:05:31   podcast Jason I had intentionally never [TS]

00:05:33   watch 10 [TS]

00:05:36   well I knew what it was here yeah 3 i've [TS]

00:05:38   heard people talk about it I'd seen a [TS]

00:05:40   few clips but I had never watched the [TS]

00:05:42   entire thing I why would i right [TS]

00:05:44   and so if you're a star Wars fan and [TS]

00:05:46   you're considering watching star wars [TS]

00:05:48   holiday special like ironically thinking [TS]

00:05:50   maybe a funny way to spend an evening [TS]

00:05:53   with some friends [TS]

00:05:54   my advice to you is to stop now turn [TS]

00:05:56   that it myself supplies just two people [TS]

00:05:58   like if you get her so well no I think [TS]

00:06:00   it's gonna start for Taylor because the [TS]

00:06:02   star wars holiday special is plenty [TS]

00:06:03   worthy of ridicule but it's also boring [TS]

00:06:05   incoherent and most importantly if you [TS]

00:06:07   are a star wars fan it will hurt you it [TS]

00:06:09   will reach down into deep secret places [TS]

00:06:12   inside you and stab him with a thousand [TS]

00:06:13   tiny lightsabers and if this pods and [TS]

00:06:16   strategy to make a range of the system [TS]

00:06:17   better when we watch it next year i [TS]

00:06:19   gotta say i think it might actually work [TS]

00:06:21   I guess it's bad enough to make Star [TS]

00:06:23   Wars bad we all knew stars could be made [TS]

00:06:25   bad but to make it boring to John's [TS]

00:06:27   point I think he's the greatest crime [TS]

00:06:28   well they manage it later with episode 2 [TS]

00:06:30   that's for sure yeah that's definitely [TS]

00:06:32   this is this is this is just the first [TS]

00:06:33   inkling of that two hours two hours [TS]

00:06:36   I didn't know it was two hours when I [TS]

00:06:38   saw the little yellow number of the time [TS]

00:06:40   stamp at the at the end of the little [TS]

00:06:41   progress bar wanna watch this on my [TS]

00:06:42   computer at the foreboding timestamp [TS]

00:06:44   business I was like are you kidding me [TS]

00:06:47   yeah I had queued up the key was an hour [TS]

00:06:50   half and that would that turned out that [TS]

00:06:52   i had to skip through some of the [TS]

00:06:53   commercials commercials are the best [TS]

00:06:54   part [TS]

00:06:55   sorry advertiser's you're not getting my [TS]

00:06:58   money GM yes if you have you if you must [TS]

00:07:00   watch this and you anywhere live in the [TS]

00:07:02   seventies the commercials are the only [TS]

00:07:04   redeeming value i want some of me yeah [TS]

00:07:06   well I had to skip through to make it on [TS]

00:07:08   time I to have a quick opening statement [TS]

00:07:10   ok Steve I think it's important for the [TS]

00:07:13   for the young people in the crowd who [TS]

00:07:15   may not have been alive in the nineteen [TS]

00:07:16   seventies to put this show in context a [TS]

00:07:18   little bit in the seventies to his place [TS]

00:07:20   too [TS]

00:07:21   well you have to understand that in the [TS]

00:07:22   nineteen seventies a show like this [TS]

00:07:24   meeting a variety show with awful [TS]

00:07:26   sketches and I awful music and and and [TS]

00:07:30   just strung together by some completely [TS]

00:07:32   half-ass framing device was very very [TS]

00:07:35   common these shows were all over the [TS]

00:07:37   Nile in 1978 and in the course of the [TS]

00:07:39   show alone if you if you watch the one [TS]

00:07:41   with the commercials you see I [TS]

00:07:42   advertising for Lucy comes to Nashville [TS]

00:07:45   and Bobby Vinton rock and rollers it's [TS]

00:07:47   like grease on wheels with special [TS]

00:07:49   guests Penny Marshall yeah it was in [TS]

00:07:52   Greece already [TS]

00:07:53   ya know it's like those wheels on other [TS]

00:07:55   wheels monte rio yeah are you defending [TS]

00:07:59   this because you're in one of these [TS]

00:08:00   things just wait a minute every week [TS]

00:08:04   Donny and Marie would come out in in all [TS]

00:08:06   of their resplendent Mormon glory and [TS]

00:08:09   saying and my skate and this is just [TS]

00:08:11   this is what we watched in the seventies [TS]

00:08:13   so it's really i mean this particular [TS]

00:08:16   type of show is not that unusual that [TS]

00:08:19   said it is it is honestly a little bit [TS]

00:08:22   are inspiring how badly they managed to [TS]

00:08:24   screw the pooch with this i'm not even [TS]

00:08:27   mad the stupid is kind of impressive [TS]

00:08:28   Star Wars was basically a world [TS]

00:08:31   obsession at the time this thing came [TS]

00:08:33   out they had a huge amount of goodwill [TS]

00:08:35   behind them and then they had that the [TS]

00:08:37   whole rich star wars universe to work [TS]

00:08:39   with and then even setting aside the [TS]

00:08:41   possibility that they could only get a [TS]

00:08:43   couple of hours with the Star Wars [TS]

00:08:44   actors total you would be hard-pressed [TS]

00:08:46   to find more ways to fill the remaining [TS]

00:08:48   time you know what no star wars fan was [TS]

00:08:52   asking for in 1978 i can name a few [TS]

00:08:55   things are recorded and drag Diahann [TS]

00:08:57   Carroll Abby Arthur modal nodes mashup [TS]

00:09:00   is one of them you know [TS]

00:09:01   r Kearney humiliating himself rehash [TS]

00:09:03   decades-old stick was definitely on the [TS]

00:09:05   list of things no star wars fan was [TS]

00:09:08   asking for bizarrely animated Canadian [TS]

00:09:10   cartoons by the people who brought you [TS]

00:09:12   the care bears [TS]

00:09:13   you're welcome and certainly not a full [TS]

00:09:16   45 minutes of wookies waving their arms [TS]

00:09:18   around and going got yep not a soul was [TS]

00:09:23   asking over this so so I think will will [TS]

00:09:26   step through what what is here but I at [TS]

00:09:30   the top is something that kept when [TS]

00:09:32   Lauren and I were watching this that we [TS]

00:09:33   know that kept coming up is why why [TS]

00:09:36   would you choose of the central point of [TS]

00:09:39   your holiday special of all people to [TS]

00:09:40   choose [TS]

00:09:41   why would you choose the alien race that [TS]

00:09:44   is just a big furball that can't speak [TS]

00:09:47   Jason easy because then you'd have to [TS]

00:09:49   write a script [TS]

00:09:51   hey they can speak man they just don't [TS]

00:09:54   speak English you racist we just can't [TS]

00:09:55   understand them [TS]

00:09:56   that's a good point for point canada now [TS]

00:09:59   leads to points21 i believe that was [TS]

00:10:03   unfortunately George Lucas's idea and [TS]

00:10:05   contribution to this [TS]

00:10:07   yes before before the show even starts I [TS]

00:10:10   got a point out its its its first crime [TS]

00:10:13   if you've watched the new WHIO transfer [TS]

00:10:15   of this thing which is in in much better [TS]

00:10:17   shape than the other ones that have come [TS]

00:10:18   out you discovered that the first crime [TS]

00:10:22   of this thing was that it preempted [TS]

00:10:24   Wonder Woman and the incredible i know i [TS]

00:10:26   know far better hours of television than [TS]

00:10:28   what this turned out to be I kind of [TS]

00:10:30   object the idea of watching it on a good [TS]

00:10:32   transfer this thing is only value when [TS]

00:10:38   it had one was that it was on a terrible [TS]

00:10:40   12th generation VHS tape that you had to [TS]

00:10:42   buy from the sketchy booth at the back [TS]

00:10:44   of the comic book convention it did [TS]

00:10:46   remind me a little bit of my old days of [TS]

00:10:48   watching Doctor Who off of you know PS [TS]

00:10:50   recordings on BP yeah when you have to [TS]

00:10:53   work for it was something but so oh I [TS]

00:11:00   don't actually have an opening statement [TS]

00:11:01   but i would like to sort of characterize [TS]

00:11:03   my comments here I i watched it for the [TS]

00:11:06   first time yesterday and i'm using the [TS]

00:11:08   word watched kind of loosely because it [TS]

00:11:12   happened you were there i was told that [TS]

00:11:14   it was bad [TS]

00:11:16   and so i decided i would i would need a [TS]

00:11:18   little assistance to get through it and [TS]

00:11:20   that assistance was from a fellow named [TS]

00:11:21   jameson yes and he assisted quite a lot [TS]

00:11:26   but he's a very helpful you know you and [TS]

00:11:29   your husband you hear you had your [TS]

00:11:30   husband watch this with you to [TS]

00:11:31   Stephenville with you do yes [TS]

00:11:33   so I'm bring it work we're bringing [TS]

00:11:34   families together and and you're still [TS]

00:11:36   married [TS]

00:11:37   yeah so far obviously I think we're [TS]

00:11:39   closer than ever after tax liens [TS]

00:11:41   together [TS]

00:11:41   well like any great tragedy psychic [TS]

00:11:43   trauma and bonds that when it's like [TS]

00:11:45   going through war together so I i did [TS]

00:11:47   spend a good amount of time tweeting [TS]

00:11:49   about it i think i'm a Storify all my [TS]

00:11:51   tweets just spooking them later for [TS]

00:11:53   later um and I think if i had been [TS]

00:11:57   sitting there watching it sober and and [TS]

00:12:00   being forced to pay close attention to [TS]

00:12:02   it i would be very very angry but in the [TS]

00:12:04   end it ended up being classified so [TS]

00:12:06   thanks Jason oh you're welcome you're [TS]

00:12:08   very welcome [TS]

00:12:09   hey next time just just try drinking [TS]

00:12:11   without the Star Wars Holiday Special [TS]

00:12:12   it's much better it's gonna be yeah yeah [TS]

00:12:17   my opening statement is why Jason why do [TS]

00:12:20   you hate this [TS]

00:12:21   this concludes my opening statement well [TS]

00:12:24   okay thank you [TS]

00:12:25   I I it's not it's a because it's a it's [TS]

00:12:27   a holiday season life day is coming up [TS]

00:12:29   and I thought this would be an [TS]

00:12:30   appropriate since the wharf life day [TS]

00:12:31   present ever it you know it's also the [TS]

00:12:33   best so shouldn't life Davey [TS]

00:12:35   thanksgiving that Christmas thing you're [TS]

00:12:37   November all right maybe I I'm sometimes [TS]

00:12:41   about life day but we'll get to hold you [TS]

00:12:42   perhaps they're not that good together [TS]

00:12:45   don't get excited so at the beginning we [TS]

00:12:47   after the sponsor logo we get the the [TS]

00:12:49   what I really love the circle with the [TS]

00:12:52   cast being read out by very ponderously [TS]

00:12:55   by a narrator that's really good classic [TS]

00:12:57   on the Star Wars Holiday Special [TS]

00:12:59   Harrison Ford as hard solo by the way at [TS]

00:13:03   this point i want to point out it as [TS]

00:13:05   part of my opening statement that [TS]

00:13:06   although John siracusa has never seen [TS]

00:13:09   the Star Wars Holiday Special before all [TS]

00:13:11   of his his strategy in our TV draft or [TS]

00:13:16   character draft was based around this [TS]

00:13:18   particular version of Han Solo being [TS]

00:13:21   drafted by him [TS]

00:13:23   so an inversion of console it is hands [TS]

00:13:25   all played by the same actor [TS]

00:13:27   yeah you might be right behind the same [TS]

00:13:31   people so in every episode of John's [TS]

00:13:35   made up TV show han Solo is really just [TS]

00:13:37   trying to hug Chewbacca that is what's [TS]

00:13:39   in the same way that they had the same [TS]

00:13:40   accurately the same character in a [TS]

00:13:41   different movie say empire strikes back [TS]

00:13:43   he didn't have that Congress is it legal [TS]

00:13:45   to pick a guy for your TV draft when you [TS]

00:13:47   haven't even seen the thing i think this [TS]

00:13:49   invalidates has showed me that you don't [TS]

00:13:50   have to watch the shows that's not a [TS]

00:13:52   rule [TS]

00:13:53   ok we're doing all the traffic over [TS]

00:13:55   again the whole podcast is invalidated i [TS]

00:13:57   think i think there's nothing now this [TS]

00:13:59   podcast never existed [TS]

00:14:00   we have to delete everything going back [TS]

00:14:02   to the happening what I think walkies [TS]

00:14:03   don't exist after the show their cookies [TS]

00:14:06   are fictional sorry [TS]

00:14:07   yet they actually don't exist John so my [TS]

00:14:09   first note here is as we as we visit uh [TS]

00:14:12   the planet of the wookies kishka chic is [TS]

00:14:15   that right yeah although they can't [TS]

00:14:17   pronounce it in the show that's for sure [TS]

00:14:18   because it is 0 what does a good [TS]

00:14:22   economically kazoo that nothing made me [TS]

00:14:25   more angry [TS]

00:14:26   yeah a-and Han and Chewie are trying to [TS]

00:14:29   get back flying dangerously through lots [TS]

00:14:31   of stock footage from the previous movie [TS]

00:14:34   and she only said by the way before we [TS]

00:14:36   go of course be and we pass up the whole [TS]

00:14:38   kazoo thing generally the script [TS]

00:14:40   actually contained gazook map so it's [TS]

00:14:44   it's possible that that was the original [TS]

00:14:46   name of that was playing it was racist [TS]

00:14:48   who couldn't pronounce it properly [TS]

00:14:49   oh that brings up an interesting point [TS]

00:14:50   before making any contacts thing what [TS]

00:14:52   was the budget for this like was it just [TS]

00:14:54   they were they were they didn't have [TS]

00:14:55   enough money for someone to like it [TS]

00:14:57   wasn't high enough it seems like it must [TS]

00:14:59   have been Biggs is two hours televisions [TS]

00:15:01   got its got name actor he was like [TS]

00:15:02   karaoke three lucky suits and i think [TS]

00:15:05   yes I sets I'm but like but anyway like [TS]

00:15:08   they didn't have enough budget to check [TS]

00:15:09   the spelling and pronunciation of the [TS]

00:15:11   wiki home planet [TS]

00:15:12   what did it have a name at this point [TS]

00:15:14   maybe this was the first instance of of [TS]

00:15:16   the use of the name of the planet it's [TS]

00:15:18   supposedly the first use of it yeah yeah [TS]

00:15:20   my own ikazuchi my googling of it had [TS]

00:15:23   turned up a comment on wikipedia which [TS]

00:15:25   said they do pronounce it cos ook in the [TS]

00:15:27   star wars holiday special which is [TS]

00:15:29   canonical so we should probably consider [TS]

00:15:31   that [TS]

00:15:32   haha isn't that interesting status of [TS]

00:15:34   the sad like my ass [TS]

00:15:36   interesting interesting that Dan was [TS]

00:15:38   quoting from a translation of wikipedia [TS]

00:15:40   by the way the original page just 10 [TS]

00:15:41   quick question in the opening opening [TS]

00:15:47   circles with the announcement was that [TS]

00:15:50   when we we saw that we were going to be [TS]

00:15:52   seeing Chewbacca's wife and father and [TS]

00:15:54   son and his wife mother yes that's what [TS]

00:15:57   i thought because my brother Richie mice [TS]

00:15:59   my first note and his son love my baby [TS]

00:16:02   is just the word lumpy in capital [TS]

00:16:05   letters with ? yeah and again Lucas [TS]

00:16:08   apparently named them that does not [TS]

00:16:10   surprise me and itchy you skipped right [TS]

00:16:12   over itchy and went to lumpy George [TS]

00:16:14   Lucas is not known for naming things [TS]

00:16:16   well know or are it later in later [TS]

00:16:18   editions for he lets his kid [TS]

00:16:20   yeah he lets his kid's name things and [TS]

00:16:23   some of the prequels to which also [TS]

00:16:24   doesn't go perfectly well i think the [TS]

00:16:26   leaves later writers have given them [TS]

00:16:28   longer name so it she is short for [TS]

00:16:30   something the way chewy is short for to [TS]

00:16:33   makkah ya h baba yeah lucky but i'm sure [TS]

00:16:37   that that is technically a better name [TS]

00:16:39   so Erica and the same at that same point [TS]

00:16:42   in the special my note is poor Chewbacca [TS]

00:16:45   this is where he gets all of his [TS]

00:16:47   character background in this this is it [TS]

00:16:50   this is your time to shine to bacha oh [TS]

00:16:52   sorry i was thinking they were labeling [TS]

00:16:54   it was kind of an absentee father and I [TS]

00:16:57   because he's never there like he's [TS]

00:16:58   always off doing things he's got this [TS]

00:17:00   family back home and like they're [TS]

00:17:01   looking at this picture is stare [TS]

00:17:02   longingly it is holographic picture and [TS]

00:17:05   this is why haha yeah you know he'll be [TS]

00:17:08   home for Christmas son he never misses a [TS]

00:17:11   Christmas every other day of the year [TS]

00:17:13   yes but exactly i mean would would you [TS]

00:17:16   go back if your entire life with the [TS]

00:17:17   star wars holiday special [TS]

00:17:19   I don't in fact there's a moment when [TS]

00:17:21   Hans like okay hey Chewie I i hugged [TS]

00:17:23   your hugs your friends and your family [TS]

00:17:25   and now i'm going to go back to the [TS]

00:17:27   millennium bulk see ya [TS]

00:17:28   I'm like you're like you're like family [TS]

00:17:30   to you why don't you stay and eat p [TS]

00:17:32   whatever turkey metha wrap and they have [TS]

00:17:35   really bad as a delicious the hallway [TS]

00:17:37   after different planet sure you can have [TS]

00:17:38   a stuffed man that you can actually have [TS]

00:17:40   one with stuffing in it there's a [TS]

00:17:41   versatile creature i would like to point [TS]

00:17:43   out that if your option is hanging out [TS]

00:17:45   with [TS]

00:17:45   cancel the morning fucking or living [TS]

00:17:47   under imperial rule 13 you know angry [TS]

00:17:50   family moving a raffle Clark anything [TS]

00:17:52   else is going back and now brief break [TS]

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00:18:18   have no problem Brandon configuring it [TS]

00:18:20   dreamy you is just like the tools i use [TS]

00:18:32   oh where the common glisten [TS]

00:18:41   and your ma says listen as you share [TS]

00:18:47   this Santa work from home [TS]

00:18:54   I dream of Israel with everybody that I [TS]

00:19:08   ride Maydays be productive and bra [TS]

00:19:20   we have been intranet you'll actual ly [TS]

00:19:25   ly so go visit igloo software.com / [TS]

00:19:30   incomparable and thank you to a clue for [TS]

00:19:33   that lovely song with those singers [TS]

00:19:35   really good voices so anyway there's a [TS]

00:19:38   point where where Han is like I you're [TS]

00:19:40   like family to me but I'm out of here [TS]

00:19:41   see you later and he's an enemy because [TS]

00:19:43   I gotta go [TS]

00:19:44   I didn't I park the Millennium Falcon a [TS]

00:19:46   yellow curb I gotta get it i gotta go [TS]

00:19:48   and then and then there's a moment where [TS]

00:19:50   Shuba Chewbacca after like a minute in [TS]

00:19:53   the room starts like facing the door and [TS]

00:19:55   I thought no is he is he just gonna [TS]

00:19:57   leave now too he's like well as the i'm [TS]

00:20:00   already back in my shots between him and [TS]

00:20:03   his wife where they keep panning to one [TS]

00:20:05   and then the other and then they'll turn [TS]

00:20:07   your lights on express uh I gotta go [TS]

00:20:11   the result of that is the end up [TS]

00:20:12   sniffing each other which is even more i [TS]

00:20:14   didn't have the animatronics to do a [TS]

00:20:17   kiss the very very first shot we got of [TS]

00:20:19   the wookies actually my husband Stephen [TS]

00:20:21   had tried to watch this before and he [TS]

00:20:23   thought he got about three minutes into [TS]

00:20:24   it before we gave up and it is a time [TS]

00:20:26   this tensor watching the opening credits [TS]

00:20:28   and stuff the very first shot we get of [TS]

00:20:30   the wookies just sort of yelling at each [TS]

00:20:32   other across this room with grass on the [TS]

00:20:33   floor he goes yeah this is pretty close [TS]

00:20:36   to where I baby but it's like grass it's [TS]

00:20:39   shag carpeting thing with the Wookiee [TS]

00:20:41   vocalizes they're not the same as the [TS]

00:20:43   movie will get mean I guess maybe that's [TS]

00:20:44   just me but they're there and I light [TS]

00:20:47   actually you are annoying [TS]

00:20:49   they're more just straight-up animal [TS]

00:20:50   noises like they're just better choices [TS]

00:20:51   out there but some of them are layer use [TS]

00:20:53   some of them are we used to bacha stuff [TS]

00:20:55   but Lumpy's was just incomprehensible [TS]

00:20:57   it's unpleasant it's unpleasant to [TS]

00:20:59   listen to the eyes in the 1p costume [TS]

00:21:02   comparable and put up pics advice right [TS]

00:21:04   before the worst instance of [TS]

00:21:06   walkie-talkie and this is when molly is [TS]

00:21:08   watching her cooking show and Harvey [TS]

00:21:10   Korman in blackface and drags and no and [TS]

00:21:14   model response room [TS]

00:21:16   ok we'll get a look at them but we're [TS]

00:21:21   still in the opening credits on one [TS]

00:21:22   point of interest Arthur Art Carney [TS]

00:21:25   Diahann Carroll jefferson starship and I [TS]

00:21:28   thought that's perfect casting starship [TS]

00:21:31   there's a starship in the movie [TS]

00:21:34   an airplane forget it no no or just [TS]

00:21:37   starship I guess that might even be [TS]

00:21:38   better because then there would be no [TS]

00:21:39   Jefferson Harvey Korman an animated [TS]

00:21:41   story that introduces boba fett the [TS]

00:21:43   hilarious thing about that opening [TS]

00:21:45   narration is the window guy introduces [TS]

00:21:47   the cartoon which is the last thing on [TS]

00:21:49   his list of things he's talking about [TS]

00:21:51   yeah he sounds confused about the [TS]

00:21:53   cartoon and I'm are doing the animated [TS]

00:21:56   orange the now Jason when you went [TS]

00:21:58   through the opening credits you made the [TS]

00:21:59   same mistake the producers of the show [TS]

00:22:00   made you skipped the star wars people [TS]

00:22:04   well yeah this they also has Mark Hamill [TS]

00:22:06   and Carrie Fisher sort of for trying [TS]

00:22:08   area at that and r2 as himself yeah and [TS]

00:22:12   the voice of james earl jones as darth [TS]

00:22:13   vader and Peter making bad for Kenny [TS]

00:22:15   Baker and David Prowse but you know he [TS]

00:22:18   doesn't get a credit no need David I'm [TS]

00:22:20   but it was not David Prowse under there [TS]

00:22:22   are you kidding it was it was a it was [TS]

00:22:25   footage from the star wars film with no [TS]

00:22:27   you're Jerry whatever with dubbed in [TS]

00:22:29   viet downright asking about a budget [TS]

00:22:31   there's so much we use footage and yeah [TS]

00:22:33   just anytime they could they did it they [TS]

00:22:36   could use more [TS]

00:22:37   yeah i got the whole movie yeah you [TS]

00:22:39   really just 50 out here like I could [TS]

00:22:41   have dealt with it a lot better [TS]

00:22:44   like remember back when we you know ya [TS]

00:22:47   do hope well that last weekend we did we [TS]

00:22:49   do have these star wars as seen from [TS]

00:22:51   Chewbacca's perspective flashes totally [TS]

00:22:53   nonsense outside of his body [TS]

00:22:54   respectively [TS]

00:22:56   remember that time we walked into like [TS]

00:22:58   you know the place working partnership [TS]

00:23:00   good times the accurate timely members [TS]

00:23:02   that old guy and he died and i scared [TS]

00:23:04   that now stroyed that was huge and I [TS]

00:23:07   remember that time that that little [TS]

00:23:08   alien ran underneath the legs epic hairy [TS]

00:23:10   guy but I wasn't actually there but I [TS]

00:23:12   remember when we told me about it [TS]

00:23:15   remember that time of the millennium [TS]

00:23:16   falcon flying but as seen from outside [TS]

00:23:18   the Millennium Falcon [TS]

00:23:19   yeah when you're in the middle any [TS]

00:23:22   important you spend a lot of time [TS]

00:23:23   thinking I bet this looks really cool [TS]

00:23:25   from outside so so what we visit the [TS]

00:23:30   Wookiee home and there's a there's a [TS]

00:23:31   matte painting and it's we linger on it [TS]

00:23:34   for a very long time entire thing they [TS]

00:23:36   get their money's worth out of that [TS]

00:23:37   painting and it looks which looks like I [TS]

00:23:40   don't even know what like like a [TS]

00:23:42   cutscene from the Superfriends or [TS]

00:23:44   something it's just it's not even it's [TS]

00:23:45   not even really mad pain [TS]

00:23:47   it's a brown space mountain stacked on [TS]

00:23:49   top of an upside-down brown space [TS]

00:23:51   mountain [TS]

00:23:51   yeah not actually version of the Ewok [TS]

00:23:53   village yeah and the cookies are doing [TS]

00:23:56   wiki things but there's still a sort of [TS]

00:23:58   human-like bowl of cookies out which I [TS]

00:24:00   thought was interesting that they have a [TS]

00:24:02   hard time you know picking up the [TS]

00:24:03   cookies because they got the big cookie [TS]

00:24:05   hands and I noted to myself I i like the [TS]

00:24:07   wookies I always was predisposed to like [TS]

00:24:09   the walkies because we met you baka and [TS]

00:24:11   he's a very friendly kind of character [TS]

00:24:12   and as this went on for a few minutes I [TS]

00:24:15   thought I now do not like the wiki so [TS]

00:24:17   much know the terrible terrible terrible [TS]

00:24:18   they're not cute [TS]

00:24:19   they're annoying and like i have in my [TS]

00:24:22   notes seven minutes in and still just [TS]

00:24:24   terrible people grunting at me and suits [TS]

00:24:26   you know while get while he gets praised [TS]

00:24:28   for its 30 brands of dialogue list [TS]

00:24:30   beginning it is considered a masterpiece [TS]

00:24:33   well you know the star wars holiday [TS]

00:24:34   special after spawn and Chewie are on [TS]

00:24:37   the screen we get we get like that's a [TS]

00:24:38   network TV show from the seventies where [TS]

00:24:40   there's like 10 minutes we're all there [TS]

00:24:42   are hairy people in like hair suits [TS]

00:24:44   grunting and there's no dialogue [TS]

00:24:47   the only thing worse than the dialogue [TS]

00:24:49   in this is the wac dialogue [TS]

00:24:52   Thank You Oscar while [TS]

00:24:55   yeah I have one in my notes in my notes [TS]

00:24:59   watching for the first time I have a [TS]

00:25:00   thing that says extended wookie families [TS]

00:25:03   really this is what i'm getting at [TS]

00:25:04   something to and then like seven minutes [TS]

00:25:06   later have another note that says okay I [TS]

00:25:08   thought it was ridiculously extended [TS]

00:25:10   several minutes ago and now i think i've [TS]

00:25:12   taken bad acid they could have at least [TS]

00:25:15   hired shields and Yarnell or something [TS]

00:25:17   to like be interesting mines in wiki [TS]

00:25:20   suits but they didn't even go that fire [TS]

00:25:22   you guys you really see the special [TS]

00:25:24   edition of the holiday special with your [TS]

00:25:27   vacuum it made it the way he really [TS]

00:25:29   always wanted to be in and there's a lot [TS]

00:25:30   more hayden christensen the Wookiee the [TS]

00:25:32   Wookiee household is really really [TS]

00:25:34   depressing to I mean that the lighting [TS]

00:25:36   is dim the flooring apparently was laid [TS]

00:25:39   by the same people that make miniature [TS]

00:25:40   golf course [TS]

00:25:41   yes I thought that doesn't make any [TS]

00:25:43   sense for a jungle like like thick green [TS]

00:25:45   carpeting and carpeting it's a 70 is [TS]

00:25:47   coming but it's but if they're in the [TS]

00:25:49   jungle it's gonna like soaked in [TS]

00:25:50   moisture like that smell worse than 2i [TS]

00:25:52   like that the whole thing looks like [TS]

00:25:54   Archie Bunker Bunker's living [TS]

00:25:56   speaking of soaking in moisture there is [TS]

00:25:58   no toilet in em [TS]

00:25:59   it's in the Wookiee household know [TS]

00:26:00   there's a good chance it's gonna get a [TS]

00:26:02   struggling outside everybody location [TS]

00:26:04   the words but if it's not a carpet it's [TS]

00:26:09   just the result of wookies molting and [TS]

00:26:12   then that all growing up over it [TS]

00:26:14   that is more terrifying on the idea of [TS]

00:26:16   the smelly carpet also that the decor in [TS]

00:26:18   this house is really inconsistent you [TS]

00:26:20   you expect the Wookiee house to be like [TS]

00:26:22   all carved out of the tree and there's [TS]

00:26:24   there's like this natural wood table [TS]

00:26:26   that does look like it was hacked right [TS]

00:26:27   off the side of an oak and then there [TS]

00:26:29   are all these shiny engineered hardwood [TS]

00:26:31   flooring and and honey oak modular [TS]

00:26:34   bookcase units that look like they came [TS]

00:26:36   from wiki ikea its Imperial technology [TS]

00:26:38   Steve but that's what they brought to [TS]

00:26:40   the cookies when they took when they [TS]

00:26:41   took them over and crush them under [TS]

00:26:42   their tyrannical boot is a is a [TS]

00:26:45   flat-pack furniture and confronted by [TS]

00:26:47   the way from its from wikia looking [TS]

00:26:50   yeah thank you very good very good [TS]

00:26:51   that's really shameful of the Empire to [TS]

00:26:53   name the store after that long creepy [TS]

00:26:55   dad isn't it is that where r Kearney [TS]

00:26:57   works [TS]

00:26:58   yeah it pretty much is so so after five [TS]

00:27:01   minutes of that in my notes I just wrote [TS]

00:27:02   let the walkies win back in my notes I [TS]

00:27:06   have one that the kid would be when mr. [TS]

00:27:08   lumpy was walking on the banister [TS]

00:27:10   outside and the devil blues seven-shot i [TS]

00:27:13   just have oh please follow please no let [TS]

00:27:16   the wookies die that's foreshadowing [TS]

00:27:17   there's no explanation for it though I'm [TS]

00:27:21   walks on it you're like oh my god he [TS]

00:27:22   might follow my fault and then they cut [TS]

00:27:23   back and like later on it's like I'm [TS]

00:27:24   back in on it is to show that they're [TS]

00:27:26   terrible parents they don't pay [TS]

00:27:27   attention to those kids you this is [TS]

00:27:29   special is not about explanations no i [TS]

00:27:32   watch this with my kids and both of them [TS]

00:27:35   I mean after grad 10 minutes of this the [TS]

00:27:37   the older one said no why are we [TS]

00:27:38   watching this against I'm real a [TS]

00:27:40   fabulous and any said I'm going to have [TS]

00:27:43   to question all of you people's life [TS]

00:27:45   choices [TS]

00:27:46   ok that's what like days like today is [TS]

00:27:48   all about that's right and so it gets to [TS]

00:27:50   the point where he's we're Lumpy's [TS]

00:27:52   walking on the the thing and he's [TS]

00:27:54   sitting there going [TS]

00:27:55   fall fall fall lumpy is not made or not [TS]

00:27:58   personable he doesn't make you like him [TS]

00:28:00   and you know after this like what seven [TS]

00:28:02   or eight minutes of just seeing these [TS]

00:28:03   people grunt and wandering around the [TS]

00:28:04   house that I'm not interested in it [TS]

00:28:06   occurred to me that you know but [TS]

00:28:08   sometimes we joke the Lucas doesn't know [TS]

00:28:10   what was good about Star Wars [TS]

00:28:11   this thing looks like it was made by [TS]

00:28:13   someone who doesn't know what star wars [TS]

00:28:14   I don't think they'd see no I think this [TS]

00:28:15   is a variety show producers that land or [TS]

00:28:18   sea star wars no advice and decided as a [TS]

00:28:20   warning stars go the hilarious thing is [TS]

00:28:22   nobody else in the house like slumpy [TS]

00:28:24   either every time to the room [TS]

00:28:26   grandpa I tries to bite him his mom's [TS]

00:28:29   yelling Adams now I call everybody just [TS]

00:28:31   hates that kid have you looked at the [TS]

00:28:33   credits for the screenwriters for this [TS]

00:28:35   thing the others financing like seven [TS]

00:28:37   people took like one of them is Bruce [TS]

00:28:38   Vilanch original answered some work [TS]

00:28:40   there's Pat proft who wrote real genius [TS]

00:28:44   and of Oh Jason college academy and [TS]

00:28:48   bring donors and make a gun naked gun [TS]

00:28:50   yeah yeah so here's a question I just [TS]

00:28:54   have a question here at the guy when the [TS]

00:28:56   wookies don't seem to really go in for [TS]

00:28:58   the whole close things except for aprons [TS]

00:29:00   aprons aprons and bandoliers must be [TS]

00:29:02   able to get better i want to get Berra [TS]

00:29:05   for dirty you don't want flower in your [TS]

00:29:07   first but you know what I was really [TS]

00:29:10   concerned about the quality of the for [TS]

00:29:11   the food and fur in that I felt like she [TS]

00:29:14   needed more than hairnet like like a [TS]

00:29:16   hand I got here if humans need a hairnet [TS]

00:29:19   what is a whoopie need to prepare for [TS]

00:29:21   the body not bodystocking oh yeah like [TS]

00:29:24   our net like I know that there was there [TS]

00:29:26   was some arm hair going right into that [TS]

00:29:28   too that that's that's what makes it [TS]

00:29:30   flavor [TS]

00:29:31   oh maybe that's part of a Wookiee is [TS]

00:29:33   healthy diet [TS]

00:29:34   yeah it's fiber any way different [TS]

00:29:37   computer is checking for starships in [TS]

00:29:39   range which leads to it Luke popping up [TS]

00:29:43   and say oh hi i didn't see you there [TS]

00:29:45   I'm just here fixing my x-wing or [TS]

00:29:47   something with my orange suit on that [TS]

00:29:51   computer that runs a is basically an [TS]

00:29:53   atari 2600 first yell and has for [TS]

00:29:56   special effects will know it's it's [TS]

00:29:58   running a color demo soft from the Apple [TS]

00:30:01   to start matter do you view it takes [TS]

00:30:03   forever for anything to display on that [TS]

00:30:05   because that's the run through that [TS]

00:30:06   crazy animation that's gotta finish the [TS]

00:30:08   game of snake [TS]

00:30:09   no sorry that screensaver I recognize it [TS]

00:30:12   was it was on the disk that came bundled [TS]

00:30:13   with my Apple 2 plus yeah when Luke [TS]

00:30:16   shows up it really feels like his bit [TS]

00:30:19   was recorded on a separate day [TS]

00:30:22   at gunpoint that's what was shocking to [TS]

00:30:25   me and actually shows up at the end you [TS]

00:30:27   realize they had mark hamill the whole [TS]

00:30:29   time and said it was the star of the [TS]

00:30:33   movie or something ab get the kids will [TS]

00:30:34   be fine just give him one seen at the [TS]

00:30:36   beginning and make sure he wears [TS]

00:30:37   eyeliner eyeliner are lots of America [TS]

00:30:40   Atlanta eyeliner and pancake makeup [TS]

00:30:42   yes yeah well I think it's the way they [TS]

00:30:44   work with this after his accident it's [TS]

00:30:46   what I was reacting is ready to look at [TS]

00:30:48   its face and it does look like they've [TS]

00:30:50   wiped his nose looks fake and his hair [TS]

00:30:52   got into an accident too i think that [TS]

00:30:54   was probably it was called the eighties [TS]

00:30:56   if it's that's clearly a wig I don't [TS]

00:30:58   know yeah I think that's not Israeli at [TS]

00:31:00   some point he looked straight into the [TS]

00:31:01   camera and I think he's blinking [TS]

00:31:02   something in Morse code and I don't like [TS]

00:31:04   it was as painful as it was to watch the [TS]

00:31:06   wookies when Luke appears that's the [TS]

00:31:08   first big step your heart because you [TS]

00:31:09   can't deny now that this is actual [TS]

00:31:11   legitimate star wars he appears on the [TS]

00:31:13   screen like no it's true it's really [TS]

00:31:16   true [TS]

00:31:17   it said how much worse he isn't this [TS]

00:31:19   that he is when he appears on the Muppet [TS]

00:31:22   Show in a couple years [TS]

00:31:23   well I don't you can't blame all the [TS]

00:31:25   time mark hamill either I mean he's [TS]

00:31:26   clearly be he's clearly hostage here [TS]

00:31:29   well you know he's good he and he's just [TS]

00:31:31   given a dialogue to make excuses for Han [TS]

00:31:33   and Chewie I got ya asteroid storm held [TS]

00:31:35   them up don't think machine he hasn't [TS]

00:31:38   missed a life day yet and i agree that [TS]

00:31:40   whoever said he was recorded separately [TS]

00:31:42   like this is clearly he has nothing to [TS]

00:31:44   talk to like this is basically precise [TS]

00:31:46   doing the whole like episode 1 prequels [TS]

00:31:49   thing where it's like all right you're [TS]

00:31:50   basically acting it's a blue screen [TS]

00:31:51   right here so just give us some wine is [TS]

00:31:53   that it was an episode of lassie but [TS]

00:31:54   last he's not there [TS]

00:31:55   yeah any hands up and i like that that [TS]

00:31:58   when he hangs up the TV loses reception [TS]

00:32:00   as if he's he's like you gotta hit the [TS]

00:32:03   side of it to get it back in focus like [TS]

00:32:06   that's a strange way to hang up off of [TS]

00:32:08   the slot machine or whatever it is that [TS]

00:32:10   they're watching him on because it looks [TS]

00:32:11   like a way you skipped over the the [TS]

00:32:14   attempt to entertain lumpy with the baby [TS]

00:32:17   30 tape the circus Olay the previous pay [TS]

00:32:19   an overview of the galaxy [TS]

00:32:21   you're not gonna but that's the first [TS]

00:32:23   time you know like so this is where [TS]

00:32:25   we're at with this thing [TS]

00:32:26   it's gonna be you see the table the tape [TS]

00:32:28   deck sticking out of it and then these [TS]

00:32:30   guys start dancing on it and it's your [TS]

00:32:31   first sign that did they didn't have [TS]

00:32:33   this diagnosis back then but i'm pretty [TS]

00:32:34   sure lumpy as a DVD so the table the [TS]

00:32:36   tape deck they're basically you can play [TS]

00:32:38   the chest where the monsters attack each [TS]

00:32:40   other or you can have dancers in [TS]

00:32:42   brightly colored leotards jump around [TS]

00:32:44   while a strange like clown monster watch [TS]

00:32:48   them so Universalists right now I'm [TS]

00:32:50   pretty much Liberace would watch this [TS]

00:32:52   thing and say Jesus that's flammable ya [TS]

00:32:54   know that little over-the-top costumes [TS]

00:32:56   by Bob Mackie yes thank god it has the [TS]

00:32:59   cutting edge technology of cassette [TS]

00:33:00   tapes though because I think this might [TS]

00:33:02   be a trap has a press record on all of [TS]

00:33:04   them at once raining raining plan both [TS]

00:33:08   reading reading Randy wearing MOPP bolt [TS]

00:33:10   that's good music that it was really [TS]

00:33:13   good music it's true so I that we go to [TS]

00:33:16   the trading post which is a manned by [TS]

00:33:19   tvs edward norton from the honeymooners [TS]

00:33:21   Art Carney sand an trader he's got many [TS]

00:33:25   interesting objects including a [TS]

00:33:27   pocket-sized aquarium that at that I [TS]

00:33:30   thought he was more professional than [TS]

00:33:31   most of the other people they're actors [TS]

00:33:33   it up to this point I was religiously [TS]

00:33:35   someone actually putting his standard [TS]

00:33:37   amount of effort into it is obviously at [TS]

00:33:40   also speaking English throne you have no [TS]

00:33:42   idea what the people in addition to [TS]

00:33:43   standard level of effort is yeah the guy [TS]

00:33:46   with the Imperial officers and they [TS]

00:33:48   might have just been extras but crew [TS]

00:33:50   members however there are ways around [TS]

00:33:52   that day [TS]

00:33:52   yeah that's the answer in those crazy [TS]

00:33:54   trippy boots was a doing a great job [TS]

00:33:58   oh yeah they were putting it all out [TS]

00:33:58   there yeah they can put it right back [TS]

00:34:00   kids looked at Art Carney and they they [TS]

00:34:03   go ladies wearing a vest is is that [TS]

00:34:06   consoles dad the same thing within five [TS]

00:34:10   minutes at and Norton is on solos dad [TS]

00:34:13   has never addressed directly also with [TS]

00:34:16   the one thing that his store does not [TS]

00:34:18   apparently cell is buttons for his shirt [TS]

00:34:20   yeah i can maybe do know maybe by one [TS]

00:34:23   button for the store [TS]

00:34:24   this is one save us well i figured when [TS]

00:34:27   he's living among the bookies perhaps [TS]

00:34:28   you just asked feels like he has to show [TS]

00:34:30   off the chest hair is like I'm free to [TS]

00:34:32   its ok well he does have a thing for [TS]

00:34:34   chilis wife i think we see that later [TS]

00:34:36   oh yeah it's a little girl yeah [TS]

00:34:38   I think he has a thing for anything she [TS]

00:34:40   missed she has needs [TS]

00:34:41   yeah and he and she was down around so [TS]

00:34:43   we don't know anything about how how the [TS]

00:34:46   cookies conduct this part of their lives [TS]

00:34:49   well we know he's substantially less [TS]

00:34:50   hairy thanks to his lack of shirt [TS]

00:34:52   buttons so maybe she's in good possible [TS]

00:34:55   my favorite thing in his little store is [TS]

00:34:57   is he's showing the the imperial soldier [TS]

00:35:00   in the groomer and he explains that you [TS]

00:35:02   can recharge it by plugging it into any [TS]

00:35:04   ordinary laser outlet [TS]

00:35:06   yes so now you know it's a space thing [TS]

00:35:08   because you're lame just knowing your [TS]

00:35:09   timer it probably costs space dollars to [TS]

00:35:12   your credits credits ok but the [TS]

00:35:15   Imperials just take it and his face USB [TS]

00:35:18   port i did not understand why that guy [TS]

00:35:19   was there wearing that hat it was like [TS]

00:35:21   that's a descargar he's lost he's so [TS]

00:35:23   lots of cash is not regulation and [TS]

00:35:27   that's what he needs the groomer for so [TS]

00:35:30   these Imperial guys try to try to [TS]

00:35:31   basically put forward the theory that [TS]

00:35:33   why the Empire as bad as because it's [TS]

00:35:35   full of grumpy people like it's just [TS]

00:35:38   their own a bad mood and their little [TS]

00:35:39   bit rude a little bit grumpy like all [TS]

00:35:41   them to and to remember all the [TS]

00:35:43   Imperials are just like you're not a [TS]

00:35:44   very pleasant person you don't need to [TS]

00:35:45   be like that you should be just sit down [TS]

00:35:47   and watch starship videos from time to [TS]

00:35:48   time that all we have you done the only [TS]

00:35:50   things i like from a star wars [TS]

00:35:51   standpoint about this holiday special [TS]

00:35:53   which is we see the Empire actually [TS]

00:35:55   being bad [TS]

00:35:57   yes a storm into people's houses there's [TS]

00:35:59   a curfew [TS]

00:36:00   we don't actually get any of that in the [TS]

00:36:02   movies they just start off saying [TS]

00:36:03   there's an empire empires are bad this [TS]

00:36:06   guy has a weird head and put on the [TS]

00:36:08   rebellion they mispronounced like planet [TS]

00:36:11   names like those just inconsiderate [TS]

00:36:13   I think Monty makes a great point here I [TS]

00:36:15   the same thought which is in the movies [TS]

00:36:17   you very rarely see like regular people [TS]

00:36:19   who are under the boot of the Empire and [TS]

00:36:21   why the Empire's bad it's awful evil to [TS]

00:36:23   tell me did local planet days well they [TS]

00:36:24   wanted to but we never saw the [TS]

00:36:26   day-to-day impact right we're always [TS]

00:36:28   with the rebels on their bassist your [TS]

00:36:29   unalterable or-or-or we're on Tatooine [TS]

00:36:32   which is on the fringes right so the [TS]

00:36:34   point is that is true however Monty i [TS]

00:36:38   would i would submit that showing the [TS]

00:36:41   cruel totalitarian regime is not [TS]

00:36:44   necessarily what you want in your kid [TS]

00:36:46   theme holidays but [TS]

00:36:48   they were barely totalitarian they were [TS]

00:36:50   just like like mostly just in a bad mood [TS]

00:36:51   and cable show head-on and stops Bamford [TS]

00:36:55   yeah resin saying like this they're more [TS]

00:36:57   like a high school bullies [TS]

00:36:59   yeah Jason would you please identify for [TS]

00:37:02   me the part of this that you think [TS]

00:37:03   should be shown in your holiday it is [TS]

00:37:07   Harold scene because the weird thing is [TS]

00:37:10   that even the Imperial soldiers are [TS]

00:37:12   oppressed they periodically have to take [TS]

00:37:13   a break during their day and watch video [TS]

00:37:16   of the Arthur singing again we'll get [TS]

00:37:18   we'll get there I'm i did want to point [TS]

00:37:19   out at norton I mean our current lease [TS]

00:37:21   secret code [TS]

00:37:23   yeah probably is that your shaggy carpet [TS]

00:37:25   is on its way and I was just in my hand [TS]

00:37:28   solo wink wink all were enduring and he [TS]

00:37:33   has to like this just this just terrible [TS]

00:37:35   it's fun you know what we're going [TS]

00:37:37   through here and then to do that [TS]

00:37:38   unnecessary I I'm Bruce Vilanch for that [TS]

00:37:41   and he has to go to the effort of saying [TS]

00:37:43   did you get my message [TS]

00:37:45   we got your message but yeah got it I [TS]

00:37:48   know what you wanted she uh what next [TS]

00:37:51   year cuz we're getting close to a [TS]

00:37:52   commercial break now [TS]

00:37:54   sweet a way don't forget we did see the [TS]

00:37:56   scene where the redub scene where Darth [TS]

00:37:59   Vader yes walks next to be out for [TS]

00:38:01   example i can still figure out what's [TS]

00:38:03   going on there exactly but the terrible [TS]

00:38:05   dubbing from the guy is the officer [TS]

00:38:08   standing next to him none of which [TS]

00:38:10   matches left [TS]

00:38:11   well no because it's just a scene out of [TS]

00:38:12   Star Wars he's saying we analyze the [TS]

00:38:14   attacks are there may be a danger may [TS]

00:38:15   not everybody was saying that [TS]

00:38:17   yeah it's coming from the Wookiee planet [TS]

00:38:20   this is right about the time that i [TS]

00:38:22   finished my first strange how you held [TS]

00:38:26   out that early yet you got a long way to [TS]

00:38:28   go at like 12 minutes and now you're [TS]

00:38:30   pacing yourself two hours long [TS]

00:38:33   she's got to do it so next we get the [TS]

00:38:35   cooking bit i believe how much no no [TS]

00:38:37   it's Iowa I know what you wanted she I [TS]

00:38:39   don't know we got the cooking first [TS]

00:38:40   yeah it's the cooking bit i'm not your [TS]

00:38:42   right yeah then we have a hundred [TS]

00:38:43   corpsman wearing the Triforce cooking [TS]

00:38:46   with weird Harvey Korman and all the [TS]

00:38:48   hand it he has forearms because they're [TS]

00:38:50   in space space [TS]

00:38:51   yes the cooking bit although horribly [TS]

00:38:54   trite is at least enjoyable reacted by [TS]

00:38:56   harvey korman he he actually puts in the [TS]

00:38:58   effort here [TS]

00:38:59   yeah I can understand the concept here [TS]

00:39:00   to Julia Child [TS]

00:39:01   they get they get the food network on [TS]

00:39:03   Kazuki it's great [TS]

00:39:04   well it's it's a tape I think that's [TS]

00:39:06   what I'm all is just a lot of her and [TS]

00:39:09   she's holding up her hollow discs to the [TS]

00:39:11   light to see which one as then why [TS]

00:39:13   hasn't she seen it before she seems to [TS]

00:39:14   be taken off guard by every aspect but [TS]

00:39:16   also the toppings actually paid to save [TS]

00:39:19   it for like she's a horrible call it was [TS]

00:39:21   the life day special and she taped it to [TS]

00:39:22   watch it back when she was cooking for [TS]

00:39:24   life day no lip lips to beat to with [TS]

00:39:28   stand and eventually get her webster and [TS]

00:39:30   an extra hand or whip and then another [TS]

00:39:33   extra hand and you realize Harvey Korman [TS]

00:39:34   his forearms i did laugh at the first [TS]

00:39:37   extra hand I want giving you get was [TS]

00:39:40   crap i was pretty drunk already at that [TS]

00:39:41   supposed to be dead tired of left if I [TS]

00:39:43   hadn't seen this particular routine done [TS]

00:39:45   by 40 bad comics over the last 20 years [TS]

00:39:48   well you see that third hand and you [TS]

00:39:50   kinda hope it's tim conway no no I [TS]

00:39:52   really didn't need kind of reminded me [TS]

00:39:55   of elves are from futurama yes for [TS]

00:39:57   cooking sponsor time so let me tell you [TS]

00:40:01   about a sponsor i really like it's [TS]

00:40:02   Harry's Harry's Harry's as i like to say [TS]

00:40:06   but you know it is a plant Harry if [TS]

00:40:09   you're a hairy person you've got some [TS]

00:40:10   hair growing on your face you'd like to [TS]

00:40:12   shave that's what Harry's is all about [TS]

00:40:15   now for lots of shaving is a pain it [TS]

00:40:18   stinks look it's uncomfortable you can [TS]

00:40:19   get nicks and cuts and scrapes and razor [TS]

00:40:22   burn you can't have razor burn without a [TS]

00:40:24   razor and also blades today really [TS]

00:40:26   expensive but then there's Harry's [TS]

00:40:28   started by two guys who wanted a better [TS]

00:40:30   product without paying an arm and a leg [TS]

00:40:32   to get it they make their own blades [TS]

00:40:34   they like the blade so much they bought [TS]

00:40:35   the factory in Germany these are high [TS]

00:40:37   quality high performing German blades [TS]

00:40:39   created by shaving experts give you a [TS]

00:40:42   better shave that respect your face and [TS]

00:40:45   your wallet costs a fraction of what you [TS]

00:40:47   would find in drug stores there are no [TS]

00:40:50   pesky plexi glass cabinets you have to [TS]

00:40:53   ask a clerk and unlock this cabinet so I [TS]

00:40:56   can get some razors because there's a [TS]

00:40:58   crime wave and they're stealing all the [TS]

00:40:59   razor so now you have to treat me like a [TS]

00:41:01   criminal [TS]

00:41:02   not true with Harry's you order it on [TS]

00:41:03   the internet you know how to order [TS]

00:41:05   things on the internet right you get a [TS]

00:41:06   high-quality shave half the price of the [TS]

00:41:09   other big brand razor blades and the [TS]

00:41:12   ship for free to your doorstep you don't [TS]

00:41:15   have [TS]

00:41:15   go outside other than to like crack the [TS]

00:41:17   door open and get the the package when [TS]

00:41:19   they when they handed to you but that's [TS]

00:41:20   as far as you have to step outside to [TS]

00:41:22   get it comes to your door [TS]

00:41:24   great deal on the amazing hairy starter [TS]

00:41:26   set $15 you get a razor shaving cream [TS]

00:41:29   and three blades wipe a $32 for any [TS]

00:41:32   packet blades when it's half price at [TS]

00:41:35   Harry's now i use Harry's blades they're [TS]

00:41:38   really great i just gotta refill and i [TS]

00:41:40   love the shape cream I've got this crazy [TS]

00:41:43   foaming shave gel which is nice but what [TS]

00:41:47   I really like is the shave cream it's [TS]

00:41:49   not pressurized you can squeeze into a [TS]

00:41:51   little bottle and take you through [TS]

00:41:51   security at the airport which I really [TS]

00:41:53   love this Pleasant light mint smell and [TS]

00:41:56   then when I'm done shaving it's gone i [TS]

00:41:58   don't have to smell anything on my face [TS]

00:41:59   the rest of the day which i really [TS]

00:42:01   really like so here's what you need to [TS]

00:42:03   do to order from Harry's you get a clean [TS]

00:42:06   close comfortable shave go to Harry's [TS]

00:42:09   dot-com right now and you get five [TS]

00:42:12   dollars off if you type in this coupon [TS]

00:42:14   code smell that's right my last name [TS]

00:42:17   Snell for your first purchase that's [TS]

00:42:19   Harry com enter coupon code smell at [TS]

00:42:22   checkout or five dollars off start [TS]

00:42:25   shaving better today like me and thank [TS]

00:42:27   you to harry's for sponsoring me [TS]

00:42:29   uncomfortable [TS]

00:42:30   we we have more Han and Chewie and [TS]

00:42:32   reused footage from the movie and and [TS]

00:42:36   then martial law was declared by the [TS]

00:42:37   Empire you know what it's a little tough [TS]

00:42:39   with the whole reuse footage thing [TS]

00:42:41   because there aren't that many scenes of [TS]

00:42:44   the morning of the first movie so some [TS]

00:42:46   of these get seen for five times there's [TS]

00:42:49   only sweet hi fighters you can have [TS]

00:42:50   straight across it's just like [TS]

00:42:51   Battlestar Galactica and even for the [TS]

00:42:53   new footage they just do the same two [TS]

00:42:55   shots cheering on cheering on sometimes [TS]

00:42:57   both jewelry hot and it's closed on TV [TS]

00:43:00   man there that you don't have a lot of [TS]

00:43:02   versatility own form i think they have [TS]

00:43:03   two cameras probably may just have to [TS]

00:43:05   run through the seen a couple of times [TS]

00:43:06   and then in the the set that they got [TS]

00:43:09   out from storage and then move on that's [TS]

00:43:12   all pretty much just could like make up [TS]

00:43:13   those lines to yeah it sounds like you [TS]

00:43:15   are getting them and just kind of like [TS]

00:43:17   our God whatever you say partner [TS]

00:43:18   we're going to be escaping our Pleasant [TS]

00:43:20   trends or something whatever am I done [TS]

00:43:23   come and get out of here now we're gonna [TS]

00:43:25   pick up my check though we need you for [TS]

00:43:27   the final shot [TS]

00:43:28   I don't [TS]

00:43:28   I still I still thought he at least he [TS]

00:43:31   at least felt like Han Solo oh yeah I'd [TS]

00:43:33   like a fellow councillors pissed to be [TS]

00:43:34   there [TS]

00:43:35   yeah he doesn't really want to take to [TS]

00:43:38   be home for life day he doesn't believe [TS]

00:43:41   in all that life tastefully you know I [TS]

00:43:43   don't like hanging around here at my [TS]

00:43:45   in-laws I mean your family [TS]

00:43:47   yeah but dude my dad is on that planet [TS]

00:43:50   he runs a junk shop I don't want to see [TS]

00:43:52   him looking like that [TS]

00:43:55   ok so Diahann Carroll this is that we [TS]

00:43:57   get with some cookies say this cookie [TS]

00:43:59   porn basically yeah well anyways reality [TS]

00:44:01   because why isn't a fantasy yeah [TS]

00:44:03   absolutely [TS]

00:44:04   hey don't be don't be judgmental that's [TS]

00:44:06   a bit late for that [TS]

00:44:07   did go to be judgmental go ahead do you [TS]

00:44:10   think that the Empire gave them those [TS]

00:44:11   hollow boring machines as far as the [TS]

00:44:14   subjugation effort [TS]

00:44:15   yes they do have a lot of different [TS]

00:44:18   hollow technology [TS]

00:44:19   well first of all the thing is called a [TS]

00:44:20   mind evaporator yeah that was weird i [TS]

00:44:22   would he call it a mind evaporator I'd [TS]

00:44:24   is some dancer but I was like why did [TS]

00:44:27   the wookies have a crazy torture device [TS]

00:44:29   not informative speech would wed that [TS]

00:44:31   was being just because I wrote down at [TS]

00:44:34   that point please God me first so the [TS]

00:44:40   presence of wiki porn makes me question [TS]

00:44:42   who's the audience for this show [TS]

00:44:44   yeah okay that i have-- every I had that [TS]

00:44:47   as my note to Monte because the [TS]

00:44:49   commercials at least in the version i [TS]

00:44:52   watched which is from Baltimore there's [TS]

00:44:54   one ad for toys at the end and like the [TS]

00:44:57   Reds for pantyhose [TS]

00:44:58   well they also have unions and GM and [TS]

00:45:00   that adds foundation in order to loom [TS]

00:45:03   yeah contact my gold I'm trends but it's [TS]

00:45:06   not just that it's the fact that you [TS]

00:45:08   know to take sort of a big picture view [TS]

00:45:10   not only do we have that scene which [TS]

00:45:11   clearly seems ended ulta we have the [TS]

00:45:14   jefferson starship scene which also [TS]

00:45:16   seems to be aimed at a totally different [TS]

00:45:18   Democrat love the ideas right there's [TS]

00:45:21   something here that anybody in the [TS]

00:45:22   family it's julian touches yeah but [TS]

00:45:24   there are many things that several [TS]

00:45:25   people in the family should not be enjoy [TS]

00:45:27   oh we are excited aren't we the whole [TS]

00:45:33   time that jaw that itchy josh's gyrated [TS]

00:45:37   yeah why don't you go bald around his [TS]

00:45:40   face is that what happens to workers [TS]

00:45:42   when they get all I don't know what [TS]

00:45:43   happens when your job moves in the wrong [TS]

00:45:45   way [TS]

00:45:45   so when she finally things I thought [TS]

00:45:47   well at least now we're gonna get some [TS]

00:45:49   fine you know find seventies English [TS]

00:45:51   music but instead it's like this dirt [TS]

00:45:54   like sad like this is really well i like [TS]

00:45:57   it when she was talkin dirty to me that [TS]

00:45:59   was good but now that she's just singing [TS]

00:46:00   really sad slow song boo that really [TS]

00:46:03   does it for itchy [TS]

00:46:05   that's not your idea of a good time for [TS]

00:46:07   life day what did it for me in the wrong [TS]

00:46:09   way was that she rhymed minute-by-minute [TS]

00:46:10   repeated for Diahann Carroll poor [TS]

00:46:14   diagonal arrow here have a problem with [TS]

00:46:16   the songs in this thing I mean besides [TS]

00:46:17   the obvious fact that they all suck you [TS]

00:46:20   know is that they have no freaking thing [TS]

00:46:22   whatsoever to do with Star Wars no no [TS]

00:46:24   well okay except for the one set to the [TS]

00:46:26   Star Wars theme song [TS]

00:46:27   Peter not even that has nothing to do [TS]

00:46:29   with Star Wars shutters gotta build our [TS]

00:46:31   about life day Steve I think most of it [TS]

00:46:33   is n a variety show as he pointed out [TS]

00:46:35   this was a variety show heavy time so [TS]

00:46:39   they said well we'll make a variety show [TS]

00:46:40   and we'll put some star wars over the [TS]

00:46:42   top of it because that's what kids like [TS]

00:46:44   whoever said variety is the spice of [TS]

00:46:45   life does not watch this time somebody [TS]

00:46:49   had to write these songs for this [TS]

00:46:50   student thing they could very easily [TS]

00:46:51   written something about the Empire or [TS]

00:46:54   stars or anything [TS]

00:46:59   laser swords laser sockets anything [TS]

00:47:03   anthes give me something that Star Wars [TS]

00:47:06   related no no [TS]

00:47:07   instead we get well okay please light [TS]

00:47:11   the fire in the sky might be vaguely [TS]

00:47:13   Star Wars related i know it [TS]

00:47:15   this video is kind of a celebration of [TS]

00:47:17   the mat line is like huge black outlines [TS]

00:47:20   around everything [TS]

00:47:21   yeah I can't remember if it was during [TS]

00:47:22   that scene or during the first trippy [TS]

00:47:25   one Stevens just turned to me and said I [TS]

00:47:28   can't believe what's happening [TS]

00:47:29   yeah it's going to be written by can [TS]

00:47:32   admit cwelch Ken Welch of course was the [TS]

00:47:35   official composer for The Carol Burnett [TS]

00:47:37   Show that does not surprise me [TS]

00:47:39   it also never seen Star Wars i think a [TS]

00:47:41   lot of CBS folks just sort of got roped [TS]

00:47:43   into this meeting and contractual [TS]

00:47:44   definitely there they probably had a [TS]

00:47:47   variety show like team that they put [TS]

00:47:49   together to do this stuff like [TS]

00:47:51   award shows and variety shows and things [TS]

00:47:53   like that where you get your Bruce [TS]

00:47:54   Vilanch and i gotta say if if you [TS]

00:47:56   haven't already read it or bought it i'm [TS]

00:47:59   reading a book called how Star Wars [TS]

00:48:01   conquered the universe by chris taylor [TS]

00:48:03   which actually has a little bit of the [TS]

00:48:05   history of how it came to be and any [TS]

00:48:08   added basically was a lot of CBS people [TS]

00:48:10   got pulled into it but the idea was that [TS]

00:48:12   they had seen the producer had done a [TS]

00:48:15   live production of Peter Pan [TS]

00:48:18   hey there's not and and so Lucas went [TS]

00:48:21   well they understand children's [TS]

00:48:23   entertainment sure and and this is [TS]

00:48:27   nothing like the live the the mia farrow [TS]

00:48:29   Danny Kaye Peter Pan you know it's just [TS]

00:48:31   like this is also nothing like a [TS]

00:48:32   tolerable [TS]

00:48:33   yeah yeah but but he did actually write [TS]

00:48:36   an outline for it which they kind of [TS]

00:48:38   took some details from but he's the one [TS]

00:48:40   who set it on the planet with the [TS]

00:48:41   wookies and here's the life day and life [TS]

00:48:43   they was supposed to be like this this [TS]

00:48:45   thing that was celebrated on different [TS]

00:48:48   planets each year and this year it was [TS]

00:48:49   going to be on the wookies planet and [TS]

00:48:52   the idea was to get chilly there because [TS]

00:48:53   he was going to be the like the main [TS]

00:48:55   attraction at life day and they just [TS]

00:48:59   kind of looked at that went at life day [TS]

00:49:01   cookies cool so it's is not a lot from [TS]

00:49:04   the oven [TS]

00:49:05   I feel like the grease themed one that's [TS]

00:49:07   advertised that has Frankie Valli I bet [TS]

00:49:10   that's more accurate to the movie jail I [TS]

00:49:12   would watch that I want anything so I [TS]

00:49:15   let's see where are we hot on Han and [TS]

00:49:18   Chewie Han and Chewie land and the [TS]

00:49:21   Imperials come to the door and and [TS]

00:49:24   stormtroopers search the house is that [TS]

00:49:26   where we know you have we gotten yet [TS]

00:49:27   ya que tiran c-3po yep [TS]

00:49:30   oh yeah okay yes they're calling all r [TS]

00:49:33   Kearney will be there to help relieve [TS]

00:49:35   Lance III we support you from afar [TS]

00:49:38   we're not coming but with special really [TS]

00:49:41   inconsistent and who can understand what [TS]

00:49:42   keys and who can't break a c3 likes to [TS]

00:49:45   like to translate for wookies yeah but i [TS]

00:49:48   think they understood the first couple [TS]

00:49:50   lines and then see my nose in it doesn't [TS]

00:49:52   we gotta knows why is her makeup so bad [TS]

00:49:56   why is everybody makeup so bad on this [TS]

00:49:58   you think is one thing that TV can be [TS]

00:49:59   able to do it Stevie makeup and not [TS]

00:50:01   moving makeup and it's to be lighting [TS]

00:50:03   and TV Land [TS]

00:50:04   this is she does not look good and and [TS]

00:50:05   by the way when they were having these [TS]

00:50:06   people separate like Lucas separate [TS]

00:50:08   talking to a camera in a room and then [TS]

00:50:09   Carrie Fisher separate is holding out [TS]

00:50:12   hope that you know and you know hon with [TS]

00:50:14   separate that that's all the footage [TS]

00:50:15   they got these guys just like yes you [TS]

00:50:18   know these guys you can bring it every [TS]

00:50:19   time they appear it's going to it's [TS]

00:50:21   going to stab you in the heart but [TS]

00:50:22   that'll be in a mostly just be really [TS]

00:50:24   annoying keys in this crazy stuff and [TS]

00:50:26   you haven't had it yet because they were [TS]

00:50:28   hoping everybody would be like alright [TS]

00:50:29   but began to like bring everybody [TS]

00:50:31   together like clearly where the money [TS]

00:50:33   was [TS]

00:50:34   but that's so infuriating to me because [TS]

00:50:36   it meant they could have just had Luke [TS]

00:50:38   and Leia and hard together for most of [TS]

00:50:40   the day when worse it could have been [TS]

00:50:43   worse than I don't want to do what I [TS]

00:50:45   want all I don't want to see them [TS]

00:50:46   anywhere near this thing I don't want [TS]

00:50:48   mostly apparently they they threatened [TS]

00:50:51   to write a song for Luke and and camel [TS]

00:50:53   apparently would not do that so that [TS]

00:50:55   might be part of it that if if they had [TS]

00:50:58   them in more of the special and I like [TS]

00:50:59   you ever have more respect from our [TS]

00:51:01   camel the market shows like two years [TS]

00:51:04   later he gargles Gershwin the muppet [TS]

00:51:07   show is well I'd wouldn't you also i [TS]

00:51:10   think or next summer was right around [TS]

00:51:12   this time [TS]

00:51:12   yeah maybe maybe maybe it's just me but [TS]

00:51:15   I think Leigh looks a little glassy-eyed [TS]

00:51:17   and the Tigers yeah I don't position for [TS]

00:51:20   being high as a kite in this scene her [TS]

00:51:22   pupils are doing different things in [TS]

00:51:24   every shot [TS]

00:51:25   I'm just saying you do what you do to [TS]

00:51:27   get through this but i do like the fact [TS]

00:51:28   that she seems incredibly irritated to [TS]

00:51:30   be stuck there with c-3po yea even hear [TS]

00:51:33   the drug the drug addled Hayes she's [TS]

00:51:35   very in there [TS]

00:51:36   she's got no time for only the only [TS]

00:51:38   character who put up with that guy is [TS]

00:51:40   the one who can't who nobody can [TS]

00:51:41   understand right and he's just saying [TS]

00:51:43   he's just saying horrible things back [TS]

00:51:45   Adam just a filthy no but the [TS]

00:51:51   stormtroopers come and are there to [TS]

00:51:53   search to bakas a house for a long time [TS]

00:51:58   simply asking for a diary with a guy in [TS]

00:52:00   a one-room house maybe he's in this [TS]

00:52:03   little cabinet here don't you decide the [TS]

00:52:06   stardancer let's rip it off but before [TS]

00:52:08   that let's look for the union label yeah [TS]

00:52:12   the best thing about a commercial break [TS]

00:52:14   was the [TS]

00:52:15   the longing I got for old cold medicine [TS]

00:52:17   that used to work [TS]

00:52:18   oh yeah oh yeah I got a longing for [TS]

00:52:21   commercials with normal looking people [TS]

00:52:23   in them instead of super airbrushed [TS]

00:52:25   pretty folks everywhere [TS]

00:52:27   that's just a regular regular lady who'd [TS]

00:52:29   want something better than dressed and [TS]

00:52:30   my older son was watching the the look [TS]

00:52:34   for the union label head and of course [TS]

00:52:35   you I'm sitting there going look for the [TS]

00:52:37   because i remember it uh-huh and and he [TS]

00:52:40   goes [TS]

00:52:40   is this some kind of a cult why they're [TS]

00:52:42   just like what [TS]

00:52:44   yes this is look the guy in the bolo tie [TS]

00:52:47   without lied to us [TS]

00:52:49   definitely not yeah I i was fascinated [TS]

00:52:54   by the the way you can tell a lot of the [TS]

00:52:56   psychology of the United States in [TS]

00:52:57   nineteen seventy 70 880 I the fact that [TS]

00:53:03   november seventeenth not having said [TS]

00:53:06   that a union i say i'm living in for me [TS]

00:53:08   and we have the like proud American [TS]

00:53:11   workers [TS]

00:53:12   I who made those towers giant fish and [TS]

00:53:15   then and the best one of all that type [TS]

00:53:18   of the zeitgeist is the Whirlpool ad [TS]

00:53:20   with the Eagle didn't have one what was [TS]

00:53:22   up with all over lot that's like Stephen [TS]

00:53:25   Colbert thing the best ad in there is [TS]

00:53:28   the one about the bell adword people [TS]

00:53:30   give people the ones i would love one [TS]

00:53:33   wheel reminds me what my first thought [TS]

00:53:35   was son this is this cell phone is [TS]

00:53:37   enormous and the second thought was my [TS]

00:53:39   favorite which is the the slogan at the [TS]

00:53:41   end is be choosy which is great and [TS]

00:53:43   spell which I'm nominally well this is [TS]

00:53:47   when they were pushing back against all [TS]

00:53:49   those second party phones that are [TS]

00:53:50   starting to flood the market right yeah [TS]

00:53:51   they're like we have silly phones to [TS]

00:53:53   look look Mickey Mouse right that [TS]

00:53:56   mechanically it's always you can get [TS]

00:53:58   Snoopy phones did you have a Snoopy [TS]

00:54:00   phone it's night and never Snoopy that [TS]

00:54:01   Snoopy phone out amazing [TS]

00:54:03   Jason did you have this reggie jackson [TS]

00:54:05   candy they were Reggie [TS]

00:54:07   yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah those metrics [TS]

00:54:10   care about the selling point for the [TS]

00:54:12   Reggie bar is it's named after Reggie [TS]

00:54:14   Jackson that's where really care unit [TS]

00:54:16   that is it well and it's based on the on [TS]

00:54:18   the misconception that baby ruth was [TS]

00:54:19   named after babe ruth would you want [TS]

00:54:21   that's right and now we have a baseball [TS]

00:54:23   player named Coco Crisp means half years [TS]

00:54:26   in India versus candy bar it's coming [TS]

00:54:28   from Syria [TS]

00:54:28   nice and cereal and it's i love that [TS]

00:54:30   that's also ask andy sold entirely on [TS]

00:54:33   like reggie jackson's ego basically yeah [TS]

00:54:35   and no yeah they're like hello I'm [TS]

00:54:38   Reggie Jackson he should just have like [TS]

00:54:39   a pipe and patches on his fucking jackal [TS]

00:54:42   bows it's yes seriously [TS]

00:54:43   but but I mean anyway the the Union [TS]

00:54:46   things in the end the buy American of [TS]

00:54:48   the Whirlpool thing which is spectacular [TS]

00:54:49   right into Eagle like continually [TS]

00:54:51   swooping down and getting the same thing [TS]

00:54:53   what does that add trying to say what is [TS]

00:54:55   trying to say [TS]

00:54:55   so if you listen to it it's really [TS]

00:54:57   amazing because what is really in code [TS]

00:54:59   saying is you could buy appliances made [TS]

00:55:03   in foreign countries but you don't [TS]

00:55:06   because it will end our way of life it [TS]

00:55:09   will ruin the entire country and they [TS]

00:55:11   break too fast anyway but it's in the [TS]

00:55:13   market that weren't they like we work [TS]

00:55:14   hard no government policy made us do it [TS]

00:55:17   like they're basically said like the [TS]

00:55:18   nanny state the nanny state can't tell [TS]

00:55:20   us to make our factory safe know you i [TS]

00:55:22   think it's i think it's like [TS]

00:55:23   protectionism against like Japanese [TS]

00:55:25   appliances is what they're what they're [TS]

00:55:27   talking about and and it's definitely a [TS]

00:55:29   buy American so heavy-handed but this [TS]

00:55:33   was the conversation at the time so it's [TS]

00:55:35   just fascinating to see that now the buy [TS]

00:55:36   American stuff in the union stuff and [TS]

00:55:38   all of that industrial class i like the [TS]

00:55:40   idea that organized labor is something [TS]

00:55:42   something you would show on television [TS]

00:55:43   like it ever that would be something [TS]

00:55:45   that people would be proud to put on [TS]

00:55:47   television that was like the gung-ho [TS]

00:55:49   yeah Union everything now forget it you [TS]

00:55:50   something about unions on TV I think the [TS]

00:55:53   wolf led might also have been trying to [TS]

00:55:55   get some of that late Bicentennial [TS]

00:55:58   runoff suppose I mean it's a patriotism [TS]

00:56:00   and yeah but it wasn't but it was super [TS]

00:56:02   dog whistling I have all this Eagle [TS]

00:56:04   stock footage [TS]

00:56:05   yeah you had to know what they were [TS]

00:56:06   talking about because removed from the [TS]

00:56:08   context then it just it just looks like [TS]

00:56:10   i can tell it's right wing and I could [TS]

00:56:12   tell it's a dog whistle but beyond that [TS]

00:56:14   it's basically the opening credits of [TS]

00:56:16   the colbert report but to sell washing [TS]

00:56:18   machines ready [TS]

00:56:20   you're listening to retro commercials on [TS]

00:56:22   the in company that's right it well you [TS]

00:56:24   know better than the alternative but [TS]

00:56:26   unfortunately we have to go back to the [TS]

00:56:28   Star Wars Holiday Special they're always [TS]

00:56:29   there are many police state tactics from [TS]

00:56:32   the Empire guys like mommy said we [TS]

00:56:33   actually see that these are these are [TS]

00:56:35   mean old storm troopers were gonna kick [TS]

00:56:37   over here stuff and and and we we could [TS]

00:56:40   see more terrifying that [TS]

00:56:42   that but instead starship everybody the [TS]

00:56:45   good news is that if your Imperial troop [TS]

00:56:46   and you you're on Patrol you can spend [TS]

00:56:50   about five minutes to sit down kick back [TS]

00:56:52   and watch laser MTV when you're supposed [TS]

00:56:54   to be searching for everyone everyone [TS]

00:56:56   else entire a variety show is like they [TS]

00:56:58   they're just they're so easily [TS]

00:57:00   distracted like I need I need [TS]

00:57:01   stimulation someone show me lumpy I mean [TS]

00:57:04   I guess he has excuses little bit the [TS]

00:57:05   Imperial like everybody's just they are [TS]

00:57:07   they'll be going through the plot and [TS]

00:57:08   then all of a sudden would be like wait [TS]

00:57:10   I need distraction sure like i mean i [TS]

00:57:12   guess they need some reason to show all [TS]

00:57:13   these musical numbers and stuff but [TS]

00:57:15   there's no transition and no segue just [TS]

00:57:16   like now I crave stimulation so it's [TS]

00:57:18   like a variety are you suggesting that [TS]

00:57:19   the framing device here is weak we like [TS]

00:57:23   better to make an effort me with lumpy [TS]

00:57:25   it's like whenever lumpy makes any [TS]

00:57:26   people like they just shoved me in front [TS]

00:57:28   of the TV put headphones on his head and [TS]

00:57:29   go here you go in the Imperials are here [TS]

00:57:30   but do the same thing to them it's extra [TS]

00:57:32   confusing to have both the cartoon that [TS]

00:57:35   features the characters from movie yeah [TS]

00:57:38   so y & x and the separately the thing [TS]

00:57:41   where they're watching like life on [TS]

00:57:43   Tatooine but then at some point we're [TS]

00:57:44   actually just transition of contracts [TS]

00:57:46   remember that's very good [TS]

00:57:48   yes it is mystifying why everything is [TS]

00:57:50   being everything in the special is just [TS]

00:57:52   a bit that's being watched by other [TS]

00:57:54   characters in the special that is a [TS]

00:57:56   little bit strange that conceit and and [TS]

00:57:59   we can talk about them more when we when [TS]

00:58:00   we when we get down the road but are we [TS]

00:58:03   at the board so Jefferson Starship any [TS]

00:58:05   thoughts about Jefferson Starship I got [TS]

00:58:07   one [TS]

00:58:08   yes take me and will vanish without a [TS]

00:58:10   trace in a cigar-shaped object also on [TS]

00:58:16   the pyramids is a legend the Great God [TS]

00:58:18   copa khan who came from the stars and [TS]

00:58:20   vanished and the legends say he will [TS]

00:58:23   come back again someday [TS]

00:58:25   it's he's singing into a lightsaber and [TS]

00:58:29   every show is that dangerous because i [TS]

00:58:32   think it's a good way to lose your lips [TS]

00:58:35   what kind of gives you hope that it will [TS]

00:58:37   happen but then it doesn't it's either a [TS]

00:58:39   lightsaber or something else that is [TS]

00:58:41   better not described on this podcast yes [TS]

00:58:43   a little bit strange are playing in this [TS]

00:58:45   stuff it's like this quality seventies [TS]

00:58:48   guitar pleasure [TS]

00:58:49   ok i also have to say my favorite of all [TS]

00:58:51   of them is the guy who does not have [TS]

00:58:52   quite a quitar but rather just a [TS]

00:58:54   keyboard [TS]

00:58:55   unrest Nick yeah it was a primitive time [TS]

00:58:58   I was excited when I thought it was [TS]

00:59:00   going to be jefferson starship because I [TS]

00:59:01   thought that there might be a sharp [TS]

00:59:04   crease like somewhere in there singing [TS]

00:59:05   but no it was the graceless version just [TS]

00:59:08   to Marty Balin you it's the marty balin [TS]

00:59:10   basically the talent was all gone and [TS]

00:59:12   plenty there's plenty of purple lights [TS]

00:59:16   for what it's worth that that is a laser [TS]

00:59:18   keyboard he's got around his neck laser [TS]

00:59:20   keyboard got a space keyboard sniffs [TS]

00:59:22   keyboard space music although to be to [TS]

00:59:24   be honest I think at that point maybe [TS]

00:59:26   the Stockholm Syndrome had sort of been [TS]

00:59:28   setting in because i think i think i was [TS]

00:59:31   kind of maybe I was just really drunk [TS]

00:59:32   and I said I was kind of starting the [TS]

00:59:34   lake and Stephen was just like no it's [TS]

00:59:37   not Stockholm Syndrome it's alcohol [TS]

00:59:38   syndrome [TS]

00:59:40   yeah other than the alcohol poisoning [TS]

00:59:42   syndrome i mean i actually just before [TS]

00:59:44   jefferson starship I i actually gasped [TS]

00:59:46   when the guard tried to hit lumpy and [TS]

00:59:48   the but then i remembered that you son [TS]

00:59:50   is named lumpy and I felt that I don't [TS]

00:59:53   think he got the name this injuries are [TS]

00:59:55   fake family as other is it mainly as low [TS]

00:59:57   as much as the family he keeps on a good [TS]

00:59:59   point [TS]

00:59:59   point [TS]

01:00:00   dentally speaking of jefferson starship [TS]

01:00:01   as i mentioned on twitter same way else [TS]

01:00:03   think that Jefferson starships kind of [TS]

01:00:04   dressed like the henchmen from wrath of [TS]

01:00:06   khan we're like the fur vests and like [TS]

01:00:10   the headbands interesting maybe that's [TS]

01:00:13   where the the star trek to customers got [TS]

01:00:14   their costumes maybe literally that is [TS]

01:00:16   literally where they got the costume [TS]

01:00:18   they took it off Jefferson starships [TS]

01:00:20   corpses can we speculate that for a [TS]

01:00:23   moment why San dan brought mala a box [TS]

01:00:26   that plays holographic jefferson [TS]

01:00:28   starship as his life day gifts he loves [TS]

01:00:31   jefferson starship their house did not [TS]

01:00:33   have enough hologram related to writing [TS]

01:00:36   wanted for everyone key [TS]

01:00:37   clearly this was at a time of a [TS]

01:00:39   tumultuous time a time of hologram [TS]

01:00:40   console wars you know there's something [TS]

01:00:43   that anymore mala appropriate that he [TS]

01:00:45   could have brought I mean the groomer [TS]

01:00:46   for instance I mean notice right there [TS]

01:00:49   the xbox so the xbox one does not play [TS]

01:00:51   jefferson starship you have to get a ps4 [TS]

01:00:53   for that so yeah good point and I think [TS]

01:00:55   that was the sega no one talked enough [TS]

01:00:58   about the economics of Star Wars as [TS]

01:00:59   depicted to the star without expensive [TS]

01:01:01   or the prequels you are you should hear [TS]

01:01:05   about the Trade Federation blockades of [TS]

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01:03:21   thank you so much to linda.com for [TS]

01:03:23   supporting the incomparable ly nba.com [TS]

01:03:26   slash incomparable anyway lumpy to [TS]

01:03:30   distract lumpy from from the horrible [TS]

01:03:33   crunching like a search of the the house [TS]

01:03:35   let's watch a cartoon featuring your own [TS]

01:03:38   father and all the voice actors from [TS]

01:03:41   Star Wars doing incredibly bad job to [TS]

01:03:44   talking so was anthony daniels the [TS]

01:03:47   voices c-3po nexus and different now [TS]

01:03:49   he's always available to be the only [TS]

01:03:53   does that is literally the entire career [TS]

01:03:55   is the Terminator voice acting I was [TS]

01:03:57   that was the one part of this i was [TS]

01:03:59   looking forward to yeah how'd that go [TS]

01:04:01   for the old sorry Tony the cartoon is [TS]

01:04:04   the only thing that's been legitimately [TS]

01:04:05   released from the special it's a bonus [TS]

01:04:07   on one of the light blue ray sets i was [TS]

01:04:11   very excited i think the first line [TS]

01:04:13   included that they're looking for a [TS]

01:04:14   magic talisman is all about something [TS]

01:04:18   listen friend I was a friend out when i [TS]

01:04:21   find that friend i'm going to take care [TS]

01:04:23   of that talisman friend so he's very [TS]

01:04:25   friendly [TS]

01:04:26   all the best [TS]

01:04:27   family and his fearsome pole-mounted [TS]

01:04:28   tuning for so they're all on a there on [TS]

01:04:31   a first-name basis with each other [TS]

01:04:32   yeah Papa the combo Barbie boba very [TS]

01:04:35   chatty in this version [TS]

01:04:36   yeah he said he seems like a friend says [TS]

01:04:38   Luke after the 17th time he said friend [TS]

01:04:41   when he says he says he's looking for [TS]

01:04:44   the serum and really thought he said [TS]

01:04:45   syrup is an idiot speaking of Stockholm [TS]

01:04:49   Syndrome yet the people who made this [TS]

01:04:50   animation there like in animation things [TS]

01:04:53   are supposed to squash and stretch that [TS]

01:04:55   band even r2d2 I'm sorry dude is not [TS]

01:04:57   squash and stretch behind dollars chin i [TS]

01:05:00   say no choice basics that the artistic [TS]

01:05:02   choices of how to pick these characters [TS]

01:05:04   in cartoons is crazy to me the the [TS]

01:05:06   actors don't look like the actors the [TS]

01:05:08   droids bend and wobble and just I don't [TS]

01:05:10   why do they do I brochure was done by [TS]

01:05:12   the same people who did yellow submarine [TS]

01:05:14   yeah see I was gonna say it's like lucy [TS]

01:05:16   in the sky with Star Wars I wasn't sure [TS]

01:05:18   if it was like a weird legal thing where [TS]

01:05:19   they didn't have the right to the images [TS]

01:05:21   of the people but yeah but they have [TS]

01:05:24   them as voice actors [TS]

01:05:26   does anyone else notice that c-3po [TS]

01:05:27   actually blinks his ice [TS]

01:05:29   yes I lives they go vertically which is [TS]

01:05:31   some weird and they do these weird star [TS]

01:05:33   trek it seems like they have Starlog [TS]

01:05:35   update [TS]

01:05:36   oh yeah bye honey and saucer separation [TS]

01:05:39   who is nick who is nary [TS]

01:05:41   yeah i could not figure that out is 10 [TS]

01:05:44   so even though he was unconscious so to [TS]

01:05:46   be fair John in Star Wars rebels they [TS]

01:05:48   take a turbolift my thought hey wait a [TS]

01:05:50   second [TS]

01:05:51   well yeah I mean haven't you get that [TS]

01:05:53   you know next-gen got Sasha separation [TS]

01:05:55   from this I guess so yes I pretty sure [TS]

01:05:58   why wings don't do that by the way it [TS]

01:06:00   it's a Canadian animation company that [TS]

01:06:03   at the time that was their visual style [TS]

01:06:05   sort of not only does not like our thing [TS]

01:06:07   and but they were cheap [TS]

01:06:09   that was the main reason they got a lot [TS]

01:06:11   of work into 15 times per second [TS]

01:06:14   welcome yeah and yeah they did what the [TS]

01:06:16   animal imp expects a thing with Gilda [TS]

01:06:18   Radner and also this rock-and-roll [TS]

01:06:20   voices they did Rock and rule yeah and [TS]

01:06:23   and all of this stuff looks like that [TS]

01:06:26   looks like that yeah [TS]

01:06:27   at one point Boba Fett is like riding a [TS]

01:06:29   sort of like what's pacemaker giant [TS]

01:06:33   dinosaur just said yeah yeah [TS]

01:06:35   I will not really bothered by the [TS]

01:06:37   quality of the voice acting because like [TS]

01:06:39   mark hamilton learn to be a good voice [TS]

01:06:42   actor later on I think they may have [TS]

01:06:44   animated at first and then made the [TS]

01:06:47   actors try to listen after which carries [TS]

01:06:49   around sound like that with it was very [TS]

01:06:51   very strangely and it is very hesitant [TS]

01:06:53   and odd cadence is that possible because [TS]

01:06:57   the script is also terrible that's gonna [TS]

01:06:59   be probably an aspect and no and [TS]

01:07:01   nonsensical it is nonsensical well so [TS]

01:07:03   here's the thing is I also parameters [TS]

01:07:05   like it also doesn't I don't know didn't [TS]

01:07:07   know who Boba Fett was already even [TS]

01:07:09   though this is the first time you use it [TS]

01:07:11   like he is the best bounty hunter in the [TS]

01:07:13   galaxy is working for Darth Vader he is [TS]

01:07:16   his right-hand man he's a threat not [TS]

01:07:18   true at all [TS]

01:07:19   it's a little strange isn't it that they [TS]

01:07:22   set lumpy down in front of this little [TS]

01:07:23   console and keep him quiet and the way [TS]

01:07:26   he keeps a low profile is by putting on [TS]

01:07:28   what is apparently at propaganda cartoon [TS]

01:07:31   put out by the rebels to show how great [TS]

01:07:33   his dad is and his dad looks like a like [TS]

01:07:36   a big like cat dog really not a good [TS]

01:07:40   chewy it's like you plot lumpy down and [TS]

01:07:43   you're trying to trying to keep him you [TS]

01:07:44   know out of trouble and you're trying to [TS]

01:07:46   keep the the Imperial dudes away from [TS]

01:07:49   the fact that this is to bacchus house [TS]

01:07:51   why do you not stand there and say no no [TS]

01:07:54   it's probably not appropriate to put [TS]

01:07:56   that on right now son go back to the [TS]

01:07:57   dumb game [TS]

01:07:58   well because by doing that they get to [TS]

01:07:59   do my favorite thing that I hate which [TS]

01:08:01   is that they have a double cliffhanger [TS]

01:08:03   where they have the cliffhanger in the [TS]

01:08:04   cartoon I don't be yellin which causes [TS]

01:08:07   the Imperial guys to come over so [TS]

01:08:08   there's been a cliffhanger in the [TS]

01:08:10   framing device has the political work [TS]

01:08:12   what is the cliffhanger in the framing [TS]

01:08:13   device they're going to be afraid they [TS]

01:08:14   find out he's watching a cartoon [TS]

01:08:16   I don't understand that he pretends to [TS]

01:08:18   not be watching a cartoon and then it's [TS]

01:08:20   so bright but what do they care he's [TS]

01:08:21   watching this cartridge I think it's [TS]

01:08:23   because you remember that they go look [TS]

01:08:24   for rebel material later I think this if [TS]

01:08:26   this is in fact rebel propaganda they [TS]

01:08:28   will be worried that he was wanted to [TS]

01:08:29   give it a lot of credit I don't know you [TS]

01:08:31   could say that it's the adventures of [TS]

01:08:32   both fed right yeah i'm watching that [TS]

01:08:35   heroic bounty hunter I've never I've [TS]

01:08:37   never seen this show that rides a [TS]

01:08:39   dinosaur but any but then he looks at it [TS]

01:08:40   and says why this features a Wookiee I [TS]

01:08:42   wonder who that wiki is could perhaps be [TS]

01:08:44   the Wookiee that we're looking for from [TS]

01:08:45   the channel he's like the same number [TS]

01:08:47   this is not the work you're looking for [TS]

01:08:48   it [TS]

01:08:49   always look the same to these guys when [TS]

01:08:50   they just arrested she get out of there [TS]

01:08:53   I wish they would have arrested you [TS]

01:08:54   because I was committed many crimes and [TS]

01:08:56   really strong so they uh they do turn [TS]

01:09:00   off the place and am really sad moment [TS]

01:09:02   they it's revealed that they have ripped [TS]

01:09:04   the head off of cheese stuffed bantha is [TS]

01:09:06   revealed he does it on camera which we [TS]

01:09:08   had we had formed such a relationship [TS]

01:09:10   with don't worry it'll be fine after he [TS]

01:09:12   after uses it and puts a band blanket [TS]

01:09:15   over it that's how you know they're evil [TS]

01:09:16   that's how yeah because they sent for [TS]

01:09:18   your torment one lucky child you skipped [TS]

01:09:21   over the news break [TS]

01:09:22   thank you skipped over the news oh yeah [TS]

01:09:24   okay good yeah it's time for the news [TS]

01:09:26   here now the neutron bomb test story [TS]

01:09:28   yeah welcome to 1970 a happy life day [TS]

01:09:32   everybody someone convicted for selling [TS]

01:09:34   top-secret documents to the Russians [TS]

01:09:35   yeah happy like if you had to make up [TS]

01:09:37   and use break for 1978 for like cold war [TS]

01:09:40   yep like this one news break [TS]

01:09:43   well I keep in mind that the the world [TS]

01:09:45   pull that happens around here too which [TS]

01:09:47   is which includes the line we are the [TS]

01:09:49   endangered species [TS]

01:09:51   yeah and also apparently it's been too [TS]

01:09:54   cold to get it on for last no no baby [TS]

01:09:56   boom from the 78 blizzard and you got a [TS]

01:09:58   little human interest story most of the [TS]

01:09:59   men must have been out shoveling snow [TS]

01:10:01   link whack or watching a holographic [TS]

01:10:05   Diahann Carroll I find it a little [TS]

01:10:07   disturbing how many of those commercials [TS]

01:10:09   I remember because I was one when this [TS]

01:10:11   aired so they must have just kept [TS]

01:10:13   rerunning the same commercials [TS]

01:10:15   commercials had a long lifetime back [TS]

01:10:17   yeah that fruit of the loom commercial [TS]

01:10:19   was there forever [TS]

01:10:20   my wife has an amazing knowledge of [TS]

01:10:22   jingles that have stuck with her [TS]

01:10:24   commercial jingles the only one here [TS]

01:10:26   that she recognized it always the the [TS]

01:10:28   the egg mcmuffin jingle late huh you're [TS]

01:10:32   in the middle of a take my dad's an egg [TS]

01:10:34   in the middle of a muffin that's right [TS]

01:10:35   which I don't remember at all but she [TS]

01:10:37   remember not that much more Canadian [TS]

01:10:40   bacon and cheese [TS]

01:10:41   that's right I said okay get past the [TS]

01:10:43   neutron bomb because she explains what [TS]

01:10:45   neutron bomb is and that's stuck in my [TS]

01:10:46   manager sort of smile which is it and [TS]

01:10:48   it's like now back to the holiday like [TS]

01:10:50   celebrities on bomb the bomb which by [TS]

01:10:52   the way kills people but not buildings [TS]

01:10:53   and that that fascinated me brought [TS]

01:10:55   probably you know we have it withstand [TS]

01:10:56   episode of like why I'm so fascinated [TS]

01:10:58   with the idea of [TS]

01:10:59   people are dead all their stuff is still [TS]

01:11:01   around russian say they're testing it [TS]

01:11:03   anyway you're back to your holidays [TS]

01:11:05   about yours get like that it's listen [TS]

01:11:07   for the sirens means the videotapes of [TS]

01:11:09   the Star Wars Holiday Special will be [TS]

01:11:11   here long after work but it was followed [TS]

01:11:12   by Russians have this bomb and by the [TS]

01:11:14   way CIA just arrested someone for [TS]

01:11:16   selling documents to the Russian him and [TS]

01:11:18   now this one out back now back to your [TS]

01:11:20   cartoon i wonder how things are going on [TS]

01:11:22   tattooing let's go back to a cartoon [TS]

01:11:24   featuring bow before him and the girls [TS]

01:11:27   have a layover on flying high [TS]

01:11:29   actually that wasn't one part that one [TS]

01:11:32   part that Stephen was was genuinely [TS]

01:11:34   excited about with stirring the cartoon [TS]

01:11:35   it was when it first came back and I [TS]

01:11:37   don't even remember what the sound was [TS]

01:11:38   but he was just like eff yeah i love the [TS]

01:11:40   sounds of Star Wars he was getting off [TS]

01:11:42   on the sound effects and not paying [TS]

01:11:43   attention to anything else did have a [TS]

01:11:45   library of someone and what i have in my [TS]

01:11:47   notes here is Lumpy's noises are killing [TS]

01:11:49   me like it's not love these noises no [TS]

01:11:53   those are not authorized on battery to [TS]

01:11:54   make them [TS]

01:11:55   yeah rub her owner you need to Jason can [TS]

01:11:59   you cut in a clip of him making those [TS]

01:12:00   noises people don't have right on the [TS]

01:12:02   front that walking but you have to hear [TS]

01:12:03   how terrible these things just got to [TS]

01:12:05   play the garbage disposal noise [TS]

01:12:30   let's touch the best yeah he was excited [TS]

01:12:33   about apparently the gun that she uses [TS]

01:12:35   in the cartoon was used by a couple of [TS]

01:12:37   guards in Jabba's palace so you could [TS]

01:12:39   see was pointing that out to me I gotta [TS]

01:12:41   a lesson then it was all worth it wasn't [TS]

01:12:44   it wasn't the library so it sounds like [TS]

01:12:45   ben burtt sent them a tape of like six [TS]

01:12:48   noises sayings use this scream at some [TS]

01:12:50   point here are some gun noises there's a [TS]

01:12:52   wilhelm scream yeah she will have a [TS]

01:12:54   scream [TS]

01:12:54   yes Steven actually he made us he made [TS]

01:12:57   us stop it rewind it was watching it [TS]

01:13:00   being recorded and then made a fine of [TS]

01:13:03   it and for the rest of the time he would [TS]

01:13:04   kind of just go back and re-watch the [TS]

01:13:06   vine that he made no help out of the [TS]

01:13:08   term for going over the railing with the [TS]

01:13:10   cold-blooded murder story maybe it's [TS]

01:13:13   because he's canadian but he actually [TS]

01:13:15   did applied at the end of the cartoon [TS]

01:13:16   tripping over a log and then talking to [TS]

01:13:19   is dead [TS]

01:13:20   it's okay everybody he's gone he fell to [TS]

01:13:22   his death at me like that laughter [TS]

01:13:24   laughter happy that you like that guy [TS]

01:13:26   that's ok Art Carney cleaned up the body [TS]

01:13:29   I gotta go i really don't want to be in [TS]

01:13:31   the scene that long by now you you [TS]

01:13:34   trying to recover lead to skip over it [TS]

01:13:36   but we've reached the point where we [TS]

01:13:37   have to visit the cantina or ugh cantina [TS]

01:13:42   probably not but we're not quite there [TS]

01:13:44   yet are you missed the the instructional [TS]

01:13:46   video [TS]

01:13:46   yes oh yeah that mean i wish i could [TS]

01:13:49   miss the instructional video [TS]

01:13:50   oh how to assemble at the transmitters [TS]

01:13:52   everybody's losing power I didn't know I [TS]

01:13:55   get it now [TS]

01:13:56   robot whose patting his own but repeated [TS]

01:13:58   tell you get the power back like this [TS]

01:14:00   this max would be like hey guys we just [TS]

01:14:02   figured out how to slow down videotape [TS]

01:14:04   let's use the select a whole lot but I'm [TS]

01:14:07   glad that you had us come back to that [TS]

01:14:09   one that's what the show is it's just a [TS]

01:14:12   series of these things it's like why am [TS]

01:14:13   I watching this why is this year was [TS]

01:14:15   have to do with Star Wars I'm not [TS]

01:14:16   entertained and it's so long and the [TS]

01:14:18   only good thing is that right after you [TS]

01:14:20   get tobor which is robots battletoads [TS]

01:14:22   spelled backwards [TS]

01:14:23   was anybody worried about the fact that [TS]

01:14:25   when when keep the robot in the [TS]

01:14:27   instructional video puts the screwdriver [TS]

01:14:29   under his chin he's just committed [TS]

01:14:31   student killed Sylvia and I was like [TS]

01:14:33   doing you do it [TS]

01:14:35   I think the instructional video is a [TS]

01:14:37   very early attempt to make fun of how [TS]

01:14:39   hard it is to set up the VCR hours they [TS]

01:14:42   had not yet settled on the twelve [TS]

01:14:45   o'clock blinking time [TS]

01:14:47   nope that was that definitely is more [TS]

01:14:49   sense because six people owned VCRs and [TS]

01:14:51   not have got over fortunately they were [TS]

01:14:53   over recording star wars on it is really [TS]

01:14:55   concerned that like robots gonna catch [TS]

01:14:57   whatever this guy has some day and virus [TS]

01:15:00   that's how all robots go in your old and [TS]

01:15:02   in their old age yeah well he's not even [TS]

01:15:04   a robot though he's in a morphine and [TS]

01:15:06   being that yeah straight up he's like [TS]

01:15:09   there may be a cyborg he's got some [TS]

01:15:10   peace got some things that are on the [TS]

01:15:11   fritz [TS]

01:15:12   definitely i don't know Harvey Korman I [TS]

01:15:15   idea that there are 10,000 contacts on [TS]

01:15:17   the thing that's holding you have to [TS]

01:15:18   connect colored wires to it and the work [TS]

01:15:20   he's gonna do with his big forehands ya [TS]

01:15:22   again to manage cookies that thing works [TS]

01:15:25   yeah yeah he's all the help we doubt [TS]

01:15:27   that was also doubles as a shortwave [TS]

01:15:29   radio yeah that was not clearly [TS]

01:15:31   communicated in the program like that [TS]

01:15:33   they had very few plot points and they [TS]

01:15:34   cannot be done a good job of showing one [TS]

01:15:37   job none of them were connected either [TS]

01:15:39   just disparate points scatterplot I [TS]

01:15:42   think my favorite thing was just that [TS]

01:15:44   the instructional guy was holding it in [TS]

01:15:46   a completely different way that he was [TS]

01:15:48   and i don't think that was for humor [TS]

01:15:50   purposes i think because they had filmed [TS]

01:15:51   them separately [TS]

01:15:52   yeah it a different actors made [TS]

01:15:54   assumptions about which way was up [TS]

01:15:56   Lumpy's just not very bright [TS]

01:15:59   this is learn but moving on so so here's [TS]

01:16:04   the thing there is a wonderful moment [TS]

01:16:06   where the Imperial of troops are [TS]

01:16:09   instructed that they must immediately [TS]

01:16:11   watch a video for all Imperial forces [TS]

01:16:14   much watched a video the video is the [TS]

01:16:18   the backdoor pilot for a sitcom starring [TS]

01:16:20   be our third cantina on Tatooine a [TS]

01:16:24   cantina sadly not made into a series [TS]

01:16:26   why why why would they again I know you [TS]

01:16:31   need a framing sequence [TS]

01:16:32   why would this be at the insert a line [TS]

01:16:34   it's like and be aware Empire this will [TS]

01:16:36   show you many examples of terrible [TS]

01:16:38   behavior which are like what Bea Arthur [TS]

01:16:40   singing I don't know and so they have to [TS]

01:16:43   watch be Arthur for like 20 minutes but [TS]

01:16:45   it's apparently alive its alive feat [TS]

01:16:47   licensure [TS]

01:16:48   there they the fun times at the cantina [TS]

01:16:51   are interrupted by the same announcement [TS]

01:16:53   that they get live at the monkey house [TS]

01:16:55   with you [TS]

01:16:56   yeah it's happening confused the hell [TS]

01:16:57   out of me yeah it is a little confusing [TS]

01:16:59   announcements about tattooing at the [TS]

01:17:01   Wookiee household it's part of the [TS]

01:17:02   impressiveness of the Empire [TS]

01:17:03   periodically at any given moment a [TS]

01:17:05   camera can turn on somewhere and the [TS]

01:17:07   entire empire we watching you do [TS]

01:17:09   whatever it is sooo you're doing whether [TS]

01:17:11   it whether you're you know performing a [TS]

01:17:12   song or pouring the contents of a red [TS]

01:17:15   plastic pitcher into somebody's head [TS]

01:17:17   hole which by the way is clearly erotic [TS]

01:17:19   and I do not like normally you're in [TS]

01:17:23   favor of things that are weirdly erotic [TS]

01:17:24   yeah but in this case I have to make an [TS]

01:17:27   exception it's you can we are we all on [TS]

01:17:28   the same page that the interaction [TS]

01:17:30   between the guy at the bar and be Arthur [TS]

01:17:33   is incredibly creepy he has a name our [TS]

01:17:36   friends growling I'm not going after it [TS]

01:17:39   not going to do and it's extremely [TS]

01:17:41   uncomfortable you just such heat it's a [TS]

01:17:43   perfect script for a complete creeper [TS]

01:17:46   stalker dude and you don't just says I [TS]

01:17:48   decided what you meant was what I needed [TS]

01:17:50   to hear [TS]

01:17:51   he assaulted her later yep yep ahead of [TS]

01:17:54   the end he's waiting for its kind of [TS]

01:17:56   chilling [TS]

01:17:56   yeah as a woman watching that I was [TS]

01:17:58   super disturbed also he has a giant hole [TS]

01:18:00   in the top of his head that you were [TS]

01:18:01   drinking I was alright with that I don't [TS]

01:18:04   disagree with your characterization but [TS]

01:18:06   i do think that be Arthur gives by far [TS]

01:18:09   the best and most committed performance [TS]

01:18:11   in the entire two hours i would agree [TS]

01:18:12   strannix arms and she clears the cantina [TS]

01:18:16   like a pro that's for sure yeah I [TS]

01:18:18   wouldn't mind seeing the be Arthur [TS]

01:18:19   sitcom I thought she was ineffectual [TS]

01:18:21   shoot yeah she runs this place and she [TS]

01:18:23   can't get people to leave she's gotta [TS]

01:18:25   have muscle for that you can't like beg [TS]

01:18:27   them she does this thing work is for [TS]

01:18:28   torches for getting people out of there [TS]

01:18:31   yeah but she doesn't stretch it as the [TS]

01:18:32   conga line i noticed that she says [TS]

01:18:34   friend and awful lot during her big song [TS]

01:18:36   I suspect she may secretly be both [TS]

01:18:38   Phillip how ya doing so well know what [TS]

01:18:43   if all of the clones are actually be our [TS]

01:18:45   third yes behind every stormtrooper [TS]

01:18:47   mastery learning clone of the heart that [TS]

01:18:49   yeah that's me in mind in my notes I i [TS]

01:18:52   have the note this is obviously the [TS]

01:18:54   backdoor pilot for a sitcom about Bea [TS]

01:18:56   Arthur or owning the cantina as the as [TS]

01:18:57   the song plays endlessly dictatorial ok [TS]

01:19:01   and i want to play and when it finally [TS]

01:19:03   plays differently and it's slow it's [TS]

01:19:05   slowed down I think oh they're there are [TS]

01:19:07   varying it finally that's good and then [TS]

01:19:09   she starts to sing and my notes say and [TS]

01:19:11   then she sings I like her song I liked [TS]

01:19:15   her singing but yeah she was good [TS]

01:19:18   it's it's like a weird kurt Vile Brecht [TS]

01:19:21   kind of song it yeah my point i think [TS]

01:19:24   was that I was hoping it was done we [TS]

01:19:26   were done when tis no this is this is [TS]

01:19:29   the entertainment like this is why the [TS]

01:19:30   people making us thinking right we gotta [TS]

01:19:32   fill this with musical numbers and stars [TS]

01:19:34   and this is what the love and the other [TS]

01:19:36   stuff in between is just filler and it's [TS]

01:19:37   like the entertainment part isn't I mean [TS]

01:19:41   I she does commit to it she does things [TS]

01:19:43   with white why it's like there's love [TS]

01:19:46   Bea Arthur ya-ya and she doesn't want to [TS]

01:19:48   be yours before that [TS]

01:19:50   ya know and I took it away after what [TS]

01:19:52   kids also really like it's like a kind [TS]

01:19:54   of bittersweet farewell to people in a [TS]

01:19:58   war zone as as they are they go out and [TS]

01:20:01   they might you don't have to go home but [TS]

01:20:02   you can't stay here because the Empire's [TS]

01:20:04   making you leave [TS]

01:20:06   I you know World War to France and which [TS]

01:20:09   is your kind of lie but that's totally [TS]

01:20:11   with the kids love it can really relate [TS]

01:20:13   to a place where everybody knows your [TS]

01:20:14   name [TS]

01:20:14   except for that one guy whose name she [TS]

01:20:16   can remember i sincerely enjoy be our [TS]

01:20:18   third segment on the holidays Roman that [TS]

01:20:21   uncompromising in a present anything but [TS]

01:20:24   track with lesson right all mod I talkin [TS]

01:20:27   like that pony baba wasn't do love is [TS]

01:20:29   great but he's like ready to dance about [TS]

01:20:30   it [TS]

01:20:31   yeah it's got his arm back he's doing [TS]

01:20:33   okay that that that part worried because [TS]

01:20:35   I was wondering about you know be Arthur [TS]

01:20:37   reminiscing in her memoirs the sweetest [TS]

01:20:39   thing you ever did well I dance with a [TS]

01:20:40   guy dressed like a walrus it's but Monty [TS]

01:20:43   I take your point at this point I was so [TS]

01:20:46   beaten down then I just wanted to be [TS]

01:20:48   over and I wanted the sweet embrace of [TS]

01:20:49   death for the end of the special if this [TS]

01:20:52   had been the start of it I would've been [TS]

01:20:53   like okay this is very strange and yet [TS]

01:20:55   you know it'sit's be our thirst again [TS]

01:20:58   starring in a a pilot for a sitcom about [TS]

01:21:00   the owner of the bar that has [TS]

01:21:02   a creature canteen and it ok it's just [TS]

01:21:05   happened so late plus i'm also grappling [TS]

01:21:07   with the idea that the everybody in the [TS]

01:21:08   Empire has been forced to watch this for [TS]

01:21:11   some latex what couple reason [TS]

01:21:13   well they don't even know because it [TS]

01:21:15   hasn't happened yet they aren't they are [TS]

01:21:16   watching something that they know is bad [TS]

01:21:18   it's it could turn out to be bad it [TS]

01:21:20   could turn out to be just another day at [TS]

01:21:21   the club have no clue fly i think i was [TS]

01:21:24   at the drunk sweet spot at this point [TS]

01:21:26   because I that was I was I was kind of [TS]

01:21:28   flying by this point and i am a sucker [TS]

01:21:30   for be Arthur I will watch you do [TS]

01:21:32   anything I've seen everything you have [TS]

01:21:34   girls multiple times now you can tell [TS]

01:21:36   you about the Beatrice Arthur special [TS]

01:21:38   that aired january nineteen eighty oh [TS]

01:21:41   yes says here yes the production [TS]

01:21:43   centered on be Arthur who was joined by [TS]

01:21:45   guest tires Rock Hudson Melba Moore and [TS]

01:21:48   ventriloquist Wayland flowers with his [TS]

01:21:50   whole madam oh my god and my song at two [TS]

01:21:53   so if if all the clone if all the [TS]

01:21:56   stormtroopers are clones of be Arthur is [TS]

01:21:59   she [TS]

01:21:59   are they be fed or are they boba Arthur [TS]

01:22:02   b'fast Beatrice fat Beatrice Beatrice [TS]

01:22:05   yeah just leave a letter B vet there you [TS]

01:22:09   know that nude painting we are that was [TS]

01:22:11   going around the internet a while now [TS]

01:22:12   god yes I feel like I wouldn't greatly [TS]

01:22:14   improved by the addition of the wall [TS]

01:22:16   risk he was with his hand on her [TS]

01:22:19   shoulder [TS]

01:22:20   there's never been a more Steve lot [TS]

01:22:22   sentence ever uttered he has a name his [TS]

01:22:25   name is pulling obama he lost an arm [TS]

01:22:27   because dead eyes are really erratic [TS]

01:22:30   about justice he was a promising [TS]

01:22:32   architect they got hail we don't know if [TS]

01:22:35   it was him it could just have somebody [TS]

01:22:36   else of his race Tony he did the same [TS]

01:22:38   jacket [TS]

01:22:39   ok well the other day all when he said [TS]

01:22:41   he loves the arm sunday and Han Solo [TS]

01:22:44   both wear the same little best thing [TS]

01:22:46   there's only so many clothes in the [TS]

01:22:48   universe you think all Aqualish is just [TS]

01:22:50   wear orange jackets Lando where's Hans [TS]

01:22:52   vast at the end of empire strikes back [TS]

01:22:54   close gets shared a lot in the star wars [TS]

01:22:56   universe [TS]

01:22:57   this isn't grito in this scene either [TS]

01:22:58   right no was introduced as he was [TS]

01:23:01   already dead though he's wearing the [TS]

01:23:03   exact same clothes every time getting at [TS]

01:23:05   yeah we had all of the leftover costumes [TS]

01:23:08   from seriously I mean it's all of them [TS]

01:23:10   except poorly land yet amazingly they [TS]

01:23:14   all look so much crappier here [TS]

01:23:16   oh yeah no I didn't realize they had to [TS]

01:23:18   make it a lot darker to make to pull off [TS]

01:23:20   these costumes well it turns out all [TS]

01:23:21   those shots were great when it's just [TS]

01:23:23   like the character for two seconds but [TS]

01:23:25   when it's like know all of them four [TS]

01:23:26   separate matter how ya gonna you know [TS]

01:23:29   and when it doesn't he doesn't hold up [TS]

01:23:31   perhaps move talked about his [TS]

01:23:32   promiscuous that it's like I that makes [TS]

01:23:34   me really uncomfortable [TS]

01:23:35   what is with humongous rat it's just [TS]

01:23:38   like that looks rad in there no I [TS]

01:23:41   assumed it was an actual right now is [TS]

01:23:42   just forced perspective is that a womp [TS]

01:23:47   rat [TS]

01:23:48   oh maybe I mean was it two meters you [TS]

01:23:51   know yeah well that's six feet [TS]

01:23:52   yeah there's something I got it is a [TS]

01:23:55   water rat you out there said to you that [TS]

01:23:57   changes everything they wanted to make a [TS]

01:24:00   show me what ya want Brad it's just [TS]

01:24:03   slang for people Luke Skywalker hate [TS]

01:24:05   tattooing I don't know the name of the [TS]

01:24:08   Arthur's pop is in fact beggars Canyon [TS]

01:24:10   back yard that whole story is about is [TS]

01:24:14   about a horrible murder that took place [TS]

01:24:16   why would you ever go baby let's say [TS]

01:24:19   it's happy hour diggers canyon let's go [TS]

01:24:20   over there [TS]

01:24:21   maybe they'll be a song by the [TS]

01:24:23   proprietor there's a commercial break [TS]

01:24:26   there's a great commercial in here for [TS]

01:24:29   flying high [TS]

01:24:30   AAA show that as as said in the in the [TS]

01:24:33   rifftrax version i show so unsuccessful [TS]

01:24:37   it doesn't even have a wikipedia pic [TS]

01:24:39   yeah it was the show that was on next [TS]

01:24:42   after the star wars holiday special is [TS]

01:24:43   it does now I looked it up because i was [TS]

01:24:45   it doesn't have as real and as a but but [TS]

01:24:48   the best thing about it is that there's [TS]

01:24:50   a scene in the flying high promo that [TS]

01:24:52   features somebody with actual tearaway [TS]

01:24:54   trousers actually has a flight [TS]

01:24:56   attendants white men and women fantastic [TS]

01:24:59   yeah looks like a good show [TS]

01:25:01   well get on this 1i honey celica vehicle [TS]

01:25:04   money celica Pat Klaus and remember the [TS]

01:25:08   third one [TS]

01:25:09   oh no yono any effort actually this is [TS]

01:25:12   this is where I have kind of a big a gap [TS]

01:25:14   I left on my page because i was i was at [TS]

01:25:17   the point where I was not taking notes [TS]

01:25:18   and before I just have a public role [TS]

01:25:21   here everything [TS]

01:25:22   kind of a diagonal line pool of ink is [TS]

01:25:26   this the one where the woman takes the [TS]

01:25:27   pantyhose and stretches the crotch out [TS]

01:25:29   in front of the camera my god no non [TS]

01:25:32   c'รจ doing that was pretty explicit [TS]

01:25:34   there wasn't it this was yeah I what [TS]

01:25:36   they're trying to show like that of the [TS]

01:25:38   panel or that it breathes or something [TS]

01:25:40   but it's really not a move they do with [TS]

01:25:41   pantyhose and commercial uses in fact [TS]

01:25:43   that was one of the fascinating things [TS]

01:25:44   about the commercials uh the the the [TS]

01:25:47   wall light commercial is like that too [TS]

01:25:49   where there's some fascinating clothing [TS]

01:25:52   first off it's like there's some of that [TS]

01:25:53   way you could probably get away with [TS]

01:25:55   today and then there's some of its just [TS]

01:25:56   like oh my god what is she wearing [TS]

01:25:58   but the they want to show that you can [TS]

01:26:01   watch your lingerie in it and so there's [TS]

01:26:03   a woman who is like literally covered in [TS]

01:26:05   five layers from head to toe and that's [TS]

01:26:07   her and that but you know but with some [TS]

01:26:10   sand layers at the top some onion skin [TS]

01:26:12   layers the top and like it's lingerie [TS]

01:26:14   and then and so it's like trying to be [TS]

01:26:16   sexy but trying to not be sexy at all [TS]

01:26:18   and like similarly the pantyhose with [TS]

01:26:20   the the spreading of the crotch of the [TS]

01:26:22   Panda [TS]

01:26:22   oh yeah coming as it does right after [TS]

01:26:25   the be Arthur number is particularly [TS]

01:26:26   destroyed with the variety show and so [TS]

01:26:29   like earlier when they show the variety [TS]

01:26:31   show ads there was tons of booty shaking [TS]

01:26:33   and that the variety shows were [TS]

01:26:34   basically just all look we're going to [TS]

01:26:35   have women and they're gonna be scantily [TS]

01:26:36   clad and they're gonna be dancing it was [TS]

01:26:38   so you're basically ish gladly because [TS]

01:26:41   the panty line the panty line commercial [TS]

01:26:43   where it's like our pantyhose you don't [TS]

01:26:45   have to wear anything right in and asked [TS]

01:26:47   LOL just but that's like the whole [TS]

01:26:49   second just shaken by the whole time and [TS]

01:26:52   it's Andy's wedding I think they have [TS]

01:26:53   women dis roping like it was it it was [TS]

01:26:56   not as explicit as it's not as much skin [TS]

01:26:58   but it's just every third scene its [TS]

01:27:00   xxxxx watches there will be sex [TS]

01:27:03   yeah it is seventies man its it leaves [TS]

01:27:06   the term at the time was jiggle-jiggle [TS]

01:27:08   velvet yeah but there wasn't at the [TS]

01:27:10   present time was awesome and promise of [TS]

01:27:13   sex i guess it was groovy at the time ya [TS]

01:27:15   soon to be awesome to be awesome not get [TS]

01:27:18   medical that'll be about 10 years out [TS]

01:27:20   for awesome home and if we just make it [TS]

01:27:22   a tubular alright we're back at one that [TS]

01:27:26   actually fits the the topic Han and [TS]

01:27:28   Chewie arrive and take care of the last [TS]

01:27:33   lingering stormtrooper by again [TS]

01:27:36   making him a whole off the water he [TS]

01:27:38   doesn't he just trip I don't know if he [TS]

01:27:41   knows this and what makes going for a [TS]

01:27:43   garland and the other guy goes for the [TS]

01:27:45   gun on tricks over a log yeah yeah this [TS]

01:27:48   is a shoddily-constructed dwelling [TS]

01:27:50   because that railing is not up to code [TS]

01:27:51   and and just think lumpy was walking on [TS]

01:27:54   that thing and exactly well that was the [TS]

01:27:56   payoff that was there they're incredible [TS]

01:27:58   craftsmanship of this plot was that [TS]

01:27:59   no it looks like we're just doing [TS]

01:28:01   nonsense for no reason one thing we did [TS]

01:28:03   was so we could pay this off later visit [TS]

01:28:05   dangerous fall and we remind you that [TS]

01:28:06   there is a dangerous fall you fell all [TS]

01:28:09   the way down is that matte painting it [TS]

01:28:10   was realized in the special edition of [TS]

01:28:13   the Star Wars Holiday Special hon does [TS]

01:28:15   nothing and the Stormtrooper just flings [TS]

01:28:17   absorb spell hot goes for the gun after [TS]

01:28:20   the guy is following yeah it's already [TS]

01:28:22   hot works contract for shoots him on the [TS]

01:28:25   way down always more violent in this [TS]

01:28:29   version but second only secondhand is [TS]

01:28:34   very violent after an initial strike [TS]

01:28:36   violence that's very important at this [TS]

01:28:38   point i was getting desperate to and i [TS]

01:28:39   had i noted here and should come home [TS]

01:28:42   which is like a thing that they had you [TS]

01:28:43   know that's the basic story I'm true and [TS]

01:28:45   they're gonna get home they got to get [TS]

01:28:46   home they come home and is still 15 [TS]

01:28:48   minutes left like what what why is there [TS]

01:28:50   15 minutes left I should have known i [TS]

01:28:52   just turned it off that makeup they're [TS]

01:28:53   back home it's like they were unhappy [TS]

01:28:55   just it should be over so something we [TS]

01:28:57   mentioned earlier that i want to bring [TS]

01:28:58   back which is this is that moment where [TS]

01:29:00   Han after saying you're like a family to [TS]

01:29:01   me sort of like tries to bug out as [TS]

01:29:03   quickly as he can because like I said he [TS]

01:29:04   left the motor running on the Millennium [TS]

01:29:06   Falcon he's gonna get back to it and [TS]

01:29:08   there's the mortuary turns I'm like is [TS]

01:29:10   she gonna bail out two or he's come all [TS]

01:29:12   this way but no he's gonna stay with his [TS]

01:29:14   family and and before hongos Han and [TS]

01:29:17   Chewie hug and this for me is the is the [TS]

01:29:19   best single moment in the entire special [TS]

01:29:21   because it's like the the most like the [TS]

01:29:25   nicest moment that Han and Chewie ever [TS]

01:29:27   have that's like a huge bear or whatever [TS]

01:29:29   wookie hug that they have and I thought [TS]

01:29:31   that was nice that's mine that's my [TS]

01:29:33   number-one thing is there was two actors [TS]

01:29:34   saying this will be over soon where you [TS]

01:29:38   get a beer after this you almost made it [TS]

01:29:40   full pal there's also a moment here [TS]

01:29:42   where Han looks at mala and says will [TS]

01:29:45   you look at lumpy be sure grown huh yeah [TS]

01:29:48   I don't think our carnies the only one [TS]

01:29:51   that's got a thing going to lock his [TS]

01:29:52   wife that's what i'm saying is i even [TS]

01:29:55   put in my notes at one point that I [TS]

01:29:57   think the alcohol was was definitely [TS]

01:29:58   kicking in by that point she was like [TS]

01:30:00   grape pretty-pretty me not her smiling [TS]

01:30:04   face you realize it's a man that outfit [TS]

01:30:06   right yeah actually that is a funny [TS]

01:30:09   moment when you realize that there's a [TS]

01:30:11   dude in there [TS]

01:30:12   yeah I thought it was Peter may you for [TS]

01:30:14   a while because he was so tall [TS]

01:30:15   another one of those terrifying details [TS]

01:30:17   in the house star wars conquered the [TS]

01:30:19   universe book is it apparently when they [TS]

01:30:22   were you know the writers are asking for [TS]

01:30:23   more details about the wookies and more [TS]

01:30:25   stuff they could use and Lucas as one of [TS]

01:30:28   his many details apparently told them [TS]

01:30:30   that [TS]

01:30:32   oh and Han Solo is married to a Wookiee [TS]

01:30:34   but we can't say that [TS]

01:30:37   unquote I don't know what that means is [TS]

01:30:39   just full of great ideas [TS]

01:30:40   that's weird that's yeah haha is also [TS]

01:30:43   apparently not a very good smuggler [TS]

01:30:44   Kazuki as under a vague sort of blockade [TS]

01:30:51   isn't exactly what he's supposed to be [TS]

01:30:53   good at getting around and around about [TS]

01:30:55   it he approaches from the north which is [TS]

01:30:57   I assume space doors because I feel like [TS]

01:31:01   we're gonna work we're gonna park on the [TS]

01:31:02   other side of the planet but don't worry [TS]

01:31:03   you are you afraid of a little walk it's [TS]

01:31:05   only halfway around the first of all he [TS]

01:31:07   navigates the wrong planet that's [TS]

01:31:08   clearly yappin [TS]

01:31:09   yes get shot where you can see the [TS]

01:31:11   temple of God and then we'll know he's [TS]

01:31:15   taking a long way around [TS]

01:31:16   it's a really long walk from another [TS]

01:31:18   planet [TS]

01:31:19   ok so now this is this is the point [TS]

01:31:21   where it gets really weird part is [TS]

01:31:25   quietly something weird happens is just [TS]

01:31:27   a point so so what happens at the end I [TS]

01:31:30   think it's open to interpretation about [TS]

01:31:31   what exactly happens next but the life [TS]

01:31:33   day ceremony begins and in my [TS]

01:31:35   interpretation [TS]

01:31:36   it's like a mental link where everybody [TS]

01:31:38   who is on the zook or on Jose there was [TS]

01:31:44   a Wookiee or is in the universe or is [TS]

01:31:46   with the first or is in front of a green [TS]

01:31:48   screen of any kind has a mental kind of [TS]

01:31:51   like connection where they suddenly [TS]

01:31:53   imagine that they are wearing robes from [TS]

01:31:57   the video game journey and our [TS]

01:31:59   wanderings gonna go satanic road [TS]

01:32:01   we can bring into this nicely i'll be [TS]

01:32:03   there about the robes in a temple and [TS]

01:32:05   everybody is there which which leads to [TS]

01:32:08   moments of confusion for viewers where [TS]

01:32:09   they're lightweight and said goodbye and [TS]

01:32:11   now he's here with like 10 this is like [TS]

01:32:12   they're all one with the force now man [TS]

01:32:15   or something like that because they're [TS]

01:32:16   all there or was it says in my notes are [TS]

01:32:19   they all dead now [TS]

01:32:20   is this like the end of why not [TS]

01:32:22   purgatory until until season five it's [TS]

01:32:25   not purgatory [TS]

01:32:26   either way headcanon accepted but yes [TS]

01:32:29   everybody gets out there light up life [TS]

01:32:30   day snow globes and then somebody turns [TS]

01:32:33   on the pool light [TS]

01:32:34   yep and then they walk into a big [TS]

01:32:36   glowing ball my guess is the shared [TS]

01:32:38   hallucination parties a life de force [TS]

01:32:41   yes to write B which which I guess if [TS]

01:32:43   you're being the continued into the [TS]

01:32:45   force you can get into so who the hell [TS]

01:32:47   let the droids it and they're the first [TS]

01:32:48   ones in after the water-saving admit i [TS]

01:32:50   wish i had a life so I could separate [TS]

01:32:52   life day nobody else has snow globes [TS]

01:32:54   happy life day from droid who are not [TS]

01:32:56   alive [TS]

01:32:57   what only I had feelings as the droid [TS]

01:32:59   who constantly expresses terror threats [TS]

01:33:02   being like they are like pets being in [TS]

01:33:05   heaven [TS]

01:33:05   they're just there to make the humans [TS]

01:33:07   feel better so Luke Leia and Han they [TS]

01:33:09   bust in on this sacred wiki tradition [TS]

01:33:12   right the only humans there that we [TS]

01:33:13   could write and the first thing they say [TS]

01:33:15   and they say this two or three times [TS]

01:33:16   they say this holiday is yours [TS]

01:33:18   what the hell are you doing here that [TS]

01:33:19   people get the hell out of our home [TS]

01:33:21   they're saying why I thought I thought [TS]

01:33:22   we were saved why does everybody have to [TS]

01:33:24   come back why and then it in any other [TS]

01:33:27   way around my notes here is no lady [TS]

01:33:29   don't sink it so it's all you know it's [TS]

01:33:32   ok guys the white folks are here to tell [TS]

01:33:34   you that this holiday for you here on [TS]

01:33:38   hairless but it's worse than just lay a [TS]

01:33:41   singing though it's it's you've now been [TS]

01:33:43   made aware of the fact that the classic [TS]

01:33:45   Star Wars theme was a life day Carol all [TS]

01:33:48   the log no no yeah that's a southern [TS]

01:33:50   route know how dare they use real star [TS]

01:33:52   wars music how dare they like when they [TS]

01:33:54   were really mixing it and doing little [TS]

01:33:56   snippets fine but they just took the [TS]

01:33:57   right from the soundtrack and that's I [TS]

01:33:59   was angry but I was angry that they were [TS]

01:34:01   all there I was angry there on the stage [TS]

01:34:03   together and I was super angry when the [TS]

01:34:04   music starts yeah I'm very angry that [TS]

01:34:06   they're on the same stage together [TS]

01:34:07   because as i keep saying that meant they [TS]

01:34:09   could have actually had seams together [TS]

01:34:11   yes now but i'm pretty sure what I saw [TS]

01:34:13   was everybody walking into [TS]

01:34:15   space and walking into the star and [TS]

01:34:17   that's how they are Yankee uh-huh that's [TS]

01:34:19   shown their climbing aboard the comet [TS]

01:34:22   and yeah 3 somewhere there's a whole [TS]

01:34:25   house full of wookies under square [TS]

01:34:27   blankets with nike stem new tennis shoes [TS]

01:34:30   on ya [TS]

01:34:30   jefferson starship got on the purple [TS]

01:34:32   comet they're going on the white one [TS]

01:34:33   with it yet they're up there with yes a [TS]

01:34:35   lot of cooley and you don't want to [TS]

01:34:36   share it with your comments with I'm [TS]

01:34:38   gonna take it all starts nuggie snuggies [TS]

01:34:40   though I feel ok this is the promise of [TS]

01:34:43   the tree of life it was really [TS]

01:34:44   unsettling seeing wookies and robes and [TS]

01:34:47   i'm assuming that was simply a [TS]

01:34:48   cost-saving measure over having that [TS]

01:34:50   many extras in full-body wiki costume [TS]

01:34:52   looks like we're asking about you in [TS]

01:34:54   robes you know well they shouldn't like [TS]

01:34:56   600 had a way that man from the back and [TS]

01:34:59   the right like how many of those were [TS]

01:35:00   even in wiki hats it's just guys the [TS]

01:35:02   wrong hair ya gonna find a 19-7 way it [TS]

01:35:06   was Jefferson Starship I think rick [TS]

01:35:07   wakeman walks in there as well [TS]

01:35:09   nobody knew my favourite bit about [TS]

01:35:11   Chewbacca remembering all the great [TS]

01:35:13   things that happened to him in the [TS]

01:35:14   course of Star Wars is the part where is [TS]

01:35:15   like and there's that part i got a metal [TS]

01:35:17   oh wait I didn't already tonight and I [TS]

01:35:19   thought maybe in life day he would get a [TS]

01:35:21   medal but they didn't even yeah you [TS]

01:35:23   could lie to his family they gave me a [TS]

01:35:25   medal [TS]

01:35:25   hey remember when I want when I went in [TS]

01:35:27   with Luke and Han to that big room and [TS]

01:35:29   that was how it ended snows all that was [TS]

01:35:33   all that happened there that whole scene [TS]

01:35:35   is bizarre and and he's staring like [TS]

01:35:37   really unsettling like the camry look [TS]

01:35:39   looks it looks really disturbed my done [TS]

01:35:42   yet [TS]

01:35:42   am I done can you make sense when you [TS]

01:35:44   see the whole montage and you see that [TS]

01:35:46   he's just rehashing once again the fact [TS]

01:35:48   that he didn't get a medal at that look [TS]

01:35:50   on his face is dammit I deserved a medal [TS]

01:35:52   and let's not forget of course the part [TS]

01:35:56   of the end where they must all join [TS]

01:35:57   hands and are taking a wookie sounds yes [TS]

01:36:01   over some scrumptious bathroom [TS]

01:36:02   well it was a commercial break after [TS]

01:36:04   showing them working into the little [TS]

01:36:06   awards ceremony seen and what was in the [TS]

01:36:07   commercial final war story and Star Wars [TS]

01:36:10   toys yes yeah finally [TS]

01:36:12   so sloppy you think this whole thing [TS]

01:36:14   would be filled with ads for Star Wars [TS]

01:36:16   12 it's now 949 half of the kids have [TS]

01:36:19   tuned out or gone to bed [TS]

01:36:20   it's time for the watching and the [TS]

01:36:22   adversary's choice is addressed parents [TS]

01:36:24   it's it's you should buy these toys for [TS]

01:36:27   your children this always something [TS]

01:36:28   happening [TS]

01:36:29   honey yeah stupid skins that's not how [TS]

01:36:33   it works the kids go really the story [TS]

01:36:35   but that we just giving you an hour and [TS]

01:36:37   45 minutes of reason why your children [TS]

01:36:39   should not watching star witness so this [TS]

01:36:42   is what your kids are into apparently [TS]

01:36:43   you don't get any there still are still [TS]

01:36:46   stupid enough to be here we have some [TS]

01:36:48   things we'd like to sell you [TS]

01:36:49   oh my god man i have a craving for [TS]

01:36:51   hungry jack biscuits and gravy Jack who [TS]

01:36:54   is not very Jack ad was actually pretty [TS]

01:36:57   like they all kinda like mad men style [TS]

01:36:59   adds like I thought there was something [TS]

01:37:00   to them you know but at least they were [TS]

01:37:02   competent it was like you know my hungry [TS]

01:37:04   jack but I bet you have 12 in the [TS]

01:37:07   refrigerated dough while they did they [TS]

01:37:09   did that hungry jack bit like at least [TS]

01:37:12   20 different ads they did the fruit of [TS]

01:37:14   the Loom guys in how many variations i [TS]

01:37:16   mean they were built to last [TS]

01:37:19   also there's have wine add in there too [TS]

01:37:21   yeah well that was like really try to [TS]

01:37:23   impress your friends just just drink the [TS]

01:37:25   wine that you like you like box wine [TS]

01:37:27   fine so far [TS]

01:37:28   I don't like on the for the Lumad really [TS]

01:37:30   bittersweet because it's like well I'm [TS]

01:37:32   very old and about to die my husband [TS]

01:37:34   already shot when he was alive he really [TS]

01:37:36   liked through the loom [TS]

01:37:37   unfortunately i'm not alone i still have [TS]

01:37:39   a pair of his underpants and these fruit [TS]

01:37:41   men and I'm still talking about me is [TS]

01:37:45   underwear to complete strangers then she [TS]

01:37:47   grabs a grape right off from group to [TS]

01:37:50   group it's great that you cut to her in [TS]

01:37:55   the actual chair and she's just all of [TS]

01:37:57   smiling holding a pair of Underpants [TS]

01:37:58   also those fruits are really happy like [TS]

01:38:03   there cackling up a storm [TS]

01:38:05   well she's remembering happier times and [TS]

01:38:06   a reminder of that she's got like a [TS]

01:38:08   little shrine to her dead husband on the [TS]

01:38:10   side table too [TS]

01:38:11   yes and a couple of theories underwear [TS]

01:38:14   so here's the colony wine ad aimed at [TS]

01:38:17   people who do photography at home who [TS]

01:38:19   fancy themselves as kind of a ladies man [TS]

01:38:21   but who don't want to impress other [TS]

01:38:23   people with fancy wines when you when [TS]

01:38:25   you're mixing the chemicals in your [TS]

01:38:27   darkroom and then immediately go outside [TS]

01:38:29   and pour wine ik its unsanitary [TS]

01:38:32   well the nice thing about colony wine is [TS]

01:38:34   it can also be used as a stop bath so [TS]

01:38:36   I don't tell me it was all about [TS]

01:38:38   unsanitary oh I really feel like they [TS]

01:38:42   should have put the wine add before the [TS]

01:38:43   advertising by your kids Star Wars toys [TS]

01:38:46   because that was really have lucidus the [TS]

01:38:48   parents up and get some kind of wine in [TS]

01:38:50   case your kids haven't already been [TS]

01:38:51   begging you for a year for Star Wars [TS]

01:38:53   toys after that commercial Stephen was [TS]

01:38:56   begging me for star wars two questions [TS]

01:38:58   that had all those toys you know yeah I [TS]

01:39:00   only having any stamp with me i had all [TS]

01:39:02   the toys through Empire Strikes Back and [TS]

01:39:05   then my mother gave them away to a [TS]

01:39:06   church rummage sale [TS]

01:39:08   we're going to hat because that was the [TS]

01:39:09   big 1i had the x-wing and I had I had [TS]

01:39:12   started drinking I got a landspeeder for [TS]

01:39:15   learning to ride a bike so the original [TS]

01:39:18   thai fighter about six feet for me right [TS]

01:39:20   now so they all join hands around the [TS]

01:39:21   table [TS]

01:39:22   yep and they're they're sacred no gloves [TS]

01:39:25   are now the centerpiece of their holiday [TS]

01:39:27   meal [TS]

01:39:29   oh we missed a very important point [TS]

01:39:31   which is they played the Star Wars theme [TS]

01:39:33   and carrie fisher's things and [TS]

01:39:34   incomprehensible theme as counterpoint [TS]

01:39:36   to the actual star wars theme song [TS]

01:39:38   that's terrible i heard that I heard [TS]

01:39:40   that it was so terrible i think it was [TS]

01:39:41   talked up as being really bad and I mean [TS]

01:39:43   it wasn't good but it wasn't as bad as I [TS]

01:39:45   was led to believe I'm with you in [TS]

01:39:47   America so i thought was all right [TS]

01:39:49   because it was a counterpoint to the [TS]

01:39:51   theme I thought going in that she was [TS]

01:39:53   gonna be like we're here celebrate life [TS]

01:39:56   day was not she didn't do that it was [TS]

01:39:59   she was singing like a little [TS]

01:40:00   counterpoint to the actual playlist of [TS]

01:40:04   p16 morning everybody knows the words to [TS]

01:40:10   the theme song r star wars [TS]

01:40:13   haha world's yeah okay of joy we all can [TS]

01:40:19   share together [TS]

01:40:21   sure your mm moderately join in life [TS]

01:40:25   nope nope it was very you'd like i had a [TS]

01:40:27   terrible thing wasn't the song itself [TS]

01:40:28   was the fact that Princess Leia appeared [TS]

01:40:30   they made her sing a song that was the [TS]

01:40:32   time yes and that she had no idea she [TS]

01:40:33   was there saying oh yeah she was the [TS]

01:40:37   lucky one [TS]

01:40:38   yeah what she done was she [TS]

01:40:41   Carrie Fisher's memoirs may completely [TS]

01:40:44   leave out 1978 the 9700 and rightly so [TS]

01:40:49   and and with the Wookiee family sitting [TS]

01:40:53   around the feast table with their [TS]

01:40:55   centerpiece of their space to epithet [TS]

01:40:59   globe things that's the end of the star [TS]

01:41:02   wars holiday special and then yeah [TS]

01:41:04   yes and I already fixed the railing on [TS]

01:41:07   the matte painting or the hospital but [TS]

01:41:11   it's a life day miracle at Art Carney I [TS]

01:41:14   took care of that too he takes care of [TS]

01:41:15   everything is its focus what r Kearney [TS]

01:41:17   was also wearing a pretty sweet coat at [TS]

01:41:19   the end I was very impressed by that he [TS]

01:41:21   took that off of me that isn't gonna be [TS]

01:41:22   real guy [TS]

01:41:23   yeah iCarly got out there with his [TS]

01:41:25   groomer and replace the railing with [TS]

01:41:27   that the dark army gets to go to magical [TS]

01:41:29   life tail and when he was not in magical [TS]

01:41:31   ladies he's he's agnostic he's not been [TS]

01:41:34   saved to the top ones don't work here [TS]

01:41:37   celebrating death 20 terrible twist at [TS]

01:41:44   the end for our current droid to get to [TS]

01:41:47   go though okay [TS]

01:41:50   yes all dry day goes of us were novel [TS]

01:41:53   spaceball they need somebody to clean up [TS]

01:41:54   the place and with that we say never [TS]

01:41:56   again [TS]

01:41:57   so uh what we learned in 78 was a [TS]

01:42:02   horrible horrible place to learn the [TS]

01:42:04   Jason is terrible and yeah it's a [TS]

01:42:06   terrible thing yep you burned a lot of [TS]

01:42:09   trust Jason down this is the last [TS]

01:42:12   episode of the incomparable yeah well [TS]

01:42:14   you know we had a good run i like to [TS]

01:42:17   think Jason that the the last four years [TS]

01:42:19   are just been like you punking us to [TS]

01:42:21   lead up to them [TS]

01:42:22   yeah it's the long con whatever can [TS]

01:42:24   sucker all my friends into making a [TS]

01:42:26   four-year [TS]

01:42:26   long podcast that culminates with this [TS]

01:42:28   one of the Star Wars Holiday Special [TS]

01:42:29   it's over now [TS]

01:42:30   this podcast is it all the the 226 [TS]

01:42:33   previous episodes were just to lead up [TS]

01:42:35   to this moment that is that is brilliant [TS]

01:42:37   gotcha brilliant you have my I hadn't [TS]

01:42:40   seen the whole thing either by the way [TS]

01:42:41   I've only seen that I was 20 25 minutes [TS]

01:42:44   and i had to bail I just couldn't bear [TS]

01:42:46   it so they don't and I couldn't do this [TS]

01:42:48   in one sitting there like like the [TS]

01:42:49   prequels I had to split up and we had to [TS]

01:42:51   be two sittings for this you either [TS]

01:42:53   split up or you get really wasted [TS]

01:42:55   I didn't either of those things and yeah [TS]

01:42:58   it was it was tough i almost fell asleep [TS]

01:43:00   if somebody doesn't watch this i do want [TS]

01:43:02   to recommend the rifftrax that they have [TS]

01:43:03   it is it you can actually I of dubious [TS]

01:43:06   legality but you can actually buy from [TS]

01:43:07   them with the video on demand of the [TS]

01:43:09   pirated video and it's a it's really [TS]

01:43:11   funny but even then you can't watch the [TS]

01:43:14   whole thing in one sitting without [TS]

01:43:15   without hell I don't have that problem [TS]

01:43:17   i'm too i watch the whole thing in one [TS]

01:43:19   sitting apart [TS]

01:43:20   partly that was just to watch the kids [TS]

01:43:22   watching it I mean that was highly [TS]

01:43:24   amusing you show us your children [TS]

01:43:26   yeah i know i noticed a child services [TS]

01:43:28   are coming so i had to get I to finish [TS]

01:43:31   it before before we do the podcast i [TS]

01:43:33   watched it straight through [TS]

01:43:34   oh he wants it so sorry yeah it's too [TS]

01:43:38   much it's so it's so long it just goes [TS]

01:43:40   on [TS]

01:43:41   does it doesn't it's a perfect time I've [TS]

01:43:44   seen worse things than this of course [TS]

01:43:46   you have money you shop at the gas [TS]

01:43:48   station my I tried to find some of the [TS]

01:43:55   movies that you have been using your [TS]

01:43:57   collection and because they sounded [TS]

01:43:59   legitimately interesting and they were [TS]

01:44:01   not dvds that i can get everything one [TS]

01:44:03   he makes up that's a secret [TS]

01:44:05   you gotta go to the gas station man [TS]

01:44:06   that's where they're at and it's listed [TS]

01:44:08   they're just they're all out of print [TS]

01:44:10   and they're not you know none of them [TS]

01:44:12   are available the street being and you [TS]

01:44:13   know well that's because of the magic of [TS]

01:44:15   a real video store which we still have [TS]

01:44:18   in seattle and nowhere else but me I [TS]

01:44:21   will say I saw this when it originally [TS]

01:44:23   aired and then after i bought the VHS [TS]

01:44:27   back in 96 and i SAT and watched it and [TS]

01:44:29   and all through at that time I was going [TS]

01:44:32   oh my god I didn't imagine that [TS]

01:44:34   oh my god every every segment was sort [TS]

01:44:37   of like buttons [TS]

01:44:39   coming and then you know and so yeah I [TS]

01:44:41   remembered it all and so this time i [TS]

01:44:43   watched the rifftrax version which is [TS]

01:44:45   much more enjoyable [TS]

01:44:46   I have a friend who had watched it when [TS]

01:44:48   he was eight and he hasn't rewatched [TS]

01:44:50   since then because he actually remembers [TS]

01:44:51   that is being good and took the ones [TS]

01:44:53   every room like dicey just don't do that [TS]

01:44:55   don't do that don't remember those great [TS]

01:44:57   commercials by my back-of-the-envelope [TS]

01:44:58   math here you could watch the force [TS]

01:45:01   awakens trailer about 82 times instead [TS]

01:45:06   of watching much better use of your just [TS]

01:45:08   and one listened to one podcast about it [TS]

01:45:10   Spencer and earth and like the flophouse [TS]

01:45:13   you should not watch the movie now or [TS]

01:45:16   the TV special if you listen to this [TS]

01:45:17   you can listen to this podcast just fine [TS]

01:45:19   without seeing it Jason if you do some [TS]

01:45:21   careful editing this could be exactly [TS]

01:45:22   the same length as the thing we can [TS]

01:45:25   release it as a commentary track [TS]

01:45:27   we're not we're not in sync that well [TS]

01:45:29   when I home or garden maybe they spend [TS]

01:45:33   way more time on be Arthur then we did [TS]

01:45:35   but we're much more entertaining i do [TS]

01:45:36   not have a problem getting through this [TS]

01:45:37   with the rifftrax at all i watch this [TS]

01:45:39   every year around Christmas time four [TS]

01:45:43   lines a lot for thanksgiving time [TS]

01:45:45   because everything or life day and it's [TS]

01:45:47   at your life date on whichever life [TS]

01:45:48   detailed guys I think I think I will [TS]

01:45:50   watch it on november seventeenth this [TS]

01:45:51   year because that's also my oldest son's [TS]

01:45:54   birthday so it's it's that he's proud [TS]

01:45:55   that that's life day and then he's [TS]

01:45:57   ashamed I here I here next year life day [TS]

01:45:59   and thanksgiving you're going to be on [TS]

01:46:00   the same day you guys are scheduling the [TS]

01:46:03   stove to watch this every year or [TS]

01:46:04   something and I think I don't throw my [TS]

01:46:05   computer out now huh [TS]

01:46:07   november seventeenth was a weird time to [TS]

01:46:09   release a holiday special that was a [TS]

01:46:11   week before thanksgiving in 1978 that's [TS]

01:46:15   the holiday season [TS]

01:46:16   it's not it's not even now with holiday [TS]

01:46:19   creep [TS]

01:46:20   it's not holiday time yet cool it's okay [TS]

01:46:22   because this had nothing to do with any [TS]

01:46:24   holiday that anyone like me life day is [TS]

01:46:25   the most non denominational made up BS [TS]

01:46:28   barely even religious it's there's [TS]

01:46:30   nothing Christmassy and more so than [TS]

01:46:32   Christmas not take it's terrible when [TS]

01:46:34   you go into a store right after [TS]

01:46:36   Halloween and they already have their [TS]

01:46:37   life day decorations up that's where no [TS]

01:46:39   no no the worst is having your birthday [TS]

01:46:42   on life day because then people just [TS]

01:46:43   keep getting you one present for both [TS]

01:46:45   your back just keep you [TS]

01:46:47   orbs [TS]

01:46:48   groomer every year forbes laser printers [TS]

01:46:50   and hologram used to think this is being [TS]

01:46:52   just basically a ploy to get you to that [TS]

01:46:54   commercial at the end where they want to [TS]

01:46:56   sell you action figures along with [TS]

01:46:58   existing laws we got over that you've [TS]

01:47:00   got a month and a week to buy your [TS]

01:47:02   action figures before Christmas I was [TS]

01:47:04   eight years old when this came out I was [TS]

01:47:05   pre-sold on the toys [TS]

01:47:07   yeah really yeah i guess the thing did [TS]

01:47:09   this did this grow anybody's love for [TS]

01:47:11   Star Wars i'm guessing no no he's [TS]

01:47:14   probably diminished a good number of [TS]

01:47:15   macaroni one of our understanding of [TS]

01:47:17   what stars yeah all we had was the one [TS]

01:47:20   movie right and and it is amazing to [TS]

01:47:21   think about that this was the thing like [TS]

01:47:23   you could wait like wow this is the [TS]

01:47:25   first Star Wars we're going to get since [TS]

01:47:28   the movie and then this what you got [TS]

01:47:31   you didn't get star wars that's for sure [TS]

01:47:33   they were probably a few people who are [TS]

01:47:34   incredibly high possibly on acid who [TS]

01:47:37   discovered Star Wars this wave ended up [TS]

01:47:39   really loving it but i think they were [TS]

01:47:41   in the minority [TS]

01:47:42   yeah and then they passed away very soon [TS]

01:47:43   their life I think you overestimate the [TS]

01:47:45   mind-altering capabilities of acid [TS]

01:47:49   maybe we'll watch us and thought wanted [TS]

01:47:50   when they do the sequel Empire Strikes [TS]

01:47:52   Back Julie's family will be in that [TS]

01:47:53   right now [TS]

01:47:55   well apparently the idea was that the [TS]

01:47:57   Fox said three years is too long to wait [TS]

01:48:01   we have to get some kind of servers [TS]

01:48:02   product out there and so this that was [TS]

01:48:04   the initial impulse and then apparently [TS]

01:48:08   Lucas kind of in the back of his head [TS]

01:48:10   supposedly so this is well it could be [TS]

01:48:12   the pilot for a TV version which would [TS]

01:48:14   be great yeah and there's any sure [TS]

01:48:16   they're did with it then what it when [TS]

01:48:20   they saw what he did with it he took his [TS]

01:48:22   name off it [TS]

01:48:23   his name is not in there anywhere so [TS]

01:48:25   here's my here's a legitimate question [TS]

01:48:27   and this is something Lauren brought up [TS]

01:48:28   while we're watching which is ok you are [TS]

01:48:31   the person who has to produce the star [TS]

01:48:33   wars holiday special [TS]

01:48:34   how would you do it how would you do is [TS]

01:48:36   there is there something that you could [TS]

01:48:38   do here that would make something that [TS]

01:48:40   is not a complete disaster you've got [TS]

01:48:42   the main cast for two scenes [TS]

01:48:45   that's all you can do with them i would [TS]

01:48:46   say don't take the main cast do like [TS]

01:48:48   what we call it was the dad helped me [TS]

01:48:50   out the Ewok special you want adventure [TS]

01:48:52   movie walk event you have been [TS]

01:48:54   encouraged right so both of those were [TS]

01:48:56   star wars ii enough no main cast [TS]

01:48:58   settings from a movie [TS]

01:49:01   and it's TV specials and it satisfies [TS]

01:49:02   you need for something Star Wars ition [TS]

01:49:04   it's what you don't keep the main cast [TS]

01:49:06   but you got it you got to Center your [TS]

01:49:08   show on a new character [TS]

01:49:09   yes who then can well he can encounter [TS]

01:49:12   the main cast at various plumpy is a [TS]

01:49:14   main a new character but but there's no [TS]

01:49:17   star you can't do it you can't do a [TS]

01:49:18   variety show let's just say that you [TS]

01:49:20   cannot do a variety show [TS]

01:49:22   that's our work is like to start I would [TS]

01:49:23   just incorporate more characters who [TS]

01:49:25   spoke the English language huh [TS]

01:49:27   ok here's what i would do space cheers [TS]

01:49:30   its center in the cantina and a half [TS]

01:49:33   hour in we cut to the movie when Luke [TS]

01:49:37   and Ben walk into the canteen and [TS]

01:49:39   suddenly the the cinematography it's way [TS]

01:49:41   better right yeah we run that first [TS]

01:49:43   metal scenes until those guys leave [TS]

01:49:44   people go wow that was weird that a guy [TS]

01:49:46   got his arm cut off in the middle of [TS]

01:49:48   this variety and another guy got shot [TS]

01:49:50   you never danced with Bea Arthur again [TS]

01:49:51   sorry for the mess and back to TV and [TS]

01:49:54   then the cantina band is done and [TS]

01:49:55   somebody else comes on there's a little [TS]

01:49:56   space stand up [TS]

01:49:57   no problem well even an airy and yet you [TS]

01:49:59   could have the cantina band is the [TS]

01:50:01   backing band for a musical number [TS]

01:50:02   everybody playing the same something [TS]

01:50:04   right over here still get the Arthur [TS]

01:50:06   singing i'm totally on board with [TS]

01:50:08   Monty's idea and most importantly you [TS]

01:50:10   can keep Harvey Korman head hole which i [TS]

01:50:12   think is the most of it yeah that's [TS]

01:50:14   right [TS]

01:50:14   what a variety shows that entirely in [TS]

01:50:17   Jabba the Hutt's palace so I i am the [TS]

01:50:20   best I came up with was that you have [TS]

01:50:21   some sort of young young you know [TS]

01:50:25   teenager or something who needs to get [TS]

01:50:27   home for a life day or whatever and he [TS]

01:50:30   has to make his way through like rebel [TS]

01:50:33   you know where Empire like identity [TS]

01:50:36   checks and things like that and then [TS]

01:50:37   rebel things maybe he gets has to get [TS]

01:50:40   smuggled aboard the Millennium Falcon [TS]

01:50:41   you reuse some footage because you get [TS]

01:50:44   your and then he has to go like Luke has [TS]

01:50:47   to help him with something in the land [TS]

01:50:48   has that he meets our friends along the [TS]

01:50:50   way and in the end after again a half an [TS]

01:50:53   hour a half an hour he gets home and is [TS]

01:50:56   not great and he had a lot of help and [TS]

01:50:58   now he's going to join the rebellion or [TS]

01:51:00   something like that i mean that that but [TS]

01:51:01   again start a new character who speaks [TS]

01:51:04   English would be helpful for that story [TS]

01:51:08   I think you can kind of be glad they [TS]

01:51:10   didn't do it [TS]

01:51:11   into actual christmas like like they [TS]

01:51:14   didn't like my name life is ridiculous [TS]

01:51:16   but let's somehow they dodged the bullet [TS]

01:51:19   of doing actual christmas which brought [TS]

01:51:20   somebody probably would should've [TS]

01:51:21   would've brought up and let's do [TS]

01:51:22   Christmas i guess because Lucas was [TS]

01:51:24   involved he had enough sense then undo [TS]

01:51:26   that [TS]

01:51:27   yeah life day was in his original [TS]

01:51:28   outline because he said it's a long time [TS]

01:51:30   ago its way before that so no let me [TS]

01:51:33   tell you what Christmas is really about [TS]

01:51:34   Charlie Brown [TS]

01:51:41   yep yep yep [TS]

01:51:44   Colin alright please [TS]

01:51:49   well now I think that wraps it up [TS]

01:51:52   yeah happy life day everybody he meets [TS]

01:51:55   and i would like to thank my guess for [TS]

01:51:57   watching this I I really owe them a bit [TS]

01:52:00   more and we liked it thank you for [TS]

01:52:01   making that yes and then shot rings out [TS]

01:52:04   that a mutiny [TS]

01:52:09   yeah yeah dan moore and thank you very [TS]

01:52:11   much for watching this onward episode 3 [TS]

01:52:15   yeah I gotta go watch attack of the [TS]

01:52:17   clones as a palate cleanser [TS]

01:52:19   Wow out you David lord thank you [TS]

01:52:22   goodnight my friend but not goodbye [TS]

01:52:24   goodbye now [TS]

01:52:25   Oh Erica and sign thank you for watching [TS]

01:52:29   this and I hope you had a lovely time [TS]

01:52:31   doing it [TS]

01:52:32   it's as I said I really think that this [TS]

01:52:35   brought Stephen and I closer together so [TS]

01:52:37   so thank you for for strengthening our [TS]

01:52:39   marriage that's good [TS]

01:52:40   create yeah okay Tony said water thank [TS]

01:52:43   you happy life TJ said he said a beaten [TS]

01:52:47   man Steve let's thank you it's been a [TS]

01:52:53   light Jason this [TS]

01:52:54   this I think is the promise of the tree [TS]

01:52:56   of life and it's just a little whisper [TS]

01:52:59   of CHO for you sir on this like day my [TS]

01:53:02   he is we thank you i really enjoyed this [TS]

01:53:05   when I watched it in the mid-nineties on [TS]

01:53:07   a terrible bootleg VHS think back to [TS]

01:53:10   those times not in 1978 and not now but [TS]

01:53:14   then that was sweet that was the sweet [TS]

01:53:17   spot nineties and John siracusa i kinda [TS]

01:53:20   can't believe that you actually did it [TS]

01:53:22   thank you everyone [TS]

01:53:23   my unbroken streak of being on all the [TS]

01:53:25   star wars episode but suddenly I don't [TS]

01:53:27   feel bad at all for assigning you 26 [TS]

01:53:29   episodes of anime yeah I don't think of [TS]

01:53:33   it as a cleansing you better watch every [TS]

01:53:35   single one of those yep in japanese in [TS]

01:53:38   japanese with subtitles few you got it [TS]

01:53:40   right and thanks to everybody out there [TS]

01:53:43   for listening happy life day to all and [TS]

01:53:45   we'll see you next time [TS]