The Incomparable

00:00:00 ◼   ► the in Congress sponsored by General [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► Motors people till the transportation [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► the entire Imperial number 226 December [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► welcome back to the uncomfortable [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► everybody i'm your host Jason still we [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► are here to talk about Star Wars this is [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► the latest in our series of episodes [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► detailing exciting things in the star [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► wars universe and for those of you [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► tuning in to listen to our incisive [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► commentary of Star Wars Episode three [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► hope [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► well you're gonna have to wait until [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► 2015 because this is our episode about [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► the star wars holiday special [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► there I said it joining me tonight are [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► be our third hour before n4l I think the [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► Arthur can I the voice of james earl [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► jones as Darth Vader very contagious and [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► the following people do more'n I Jason I [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► regret everything but happy life day [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► after left life day Eric and sign I love [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► Bea Arthur and Karen basis I i have [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► nothing start I I thought about be [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► Arthur we will get to them Steve works [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► hello happy life day Jason or as we [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► would he say they're not crap laughter [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► yep [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► David lure hello and happy life stages [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► and Monty actually he's already beaten [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► down i'm already gone he's a broken man [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► Monty the force bless us everyone [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► yeah Cody sindelar happy lefty Jason [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► what's so happy about it and of course [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► no conversation about star wars would be [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► complete [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► I cannot believe he's actually here it's [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► john siracusa like r2d2 i will play [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► myself haha it's a life day marico are [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► you what it what is the deal with that [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► we get Peter Mayhew is Chewbacca and r2 [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► details are Daniel with c-3po and james [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► earl jones is the voice of darth vader i [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► think because it's a remote-controlled [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► artis who else remote-controlled Darth [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► Vader to they don't need Kenny Baker in [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► this can every single shot just went [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► shakes back and forth [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► he's the one guy who had the standard it [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► had didn't have it in this contract was [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► first especially since all these Union [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► ads running over the program you think [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► they would have a little more respect [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► for the screen actors guild have we all [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► consider that that maybe Kenny Baker had [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► the best lawyer among a wall model have [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► take my name off this thing [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► and Alan Smithee as Archie do i propose [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► the people with the best lawyers are can [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► be judged by the inverse to the number [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► amount of screen time they have to let [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► me explain something here that star wars [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► holiday special aired in 1978 appeared [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► once it was never seen again except for [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► one thing [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► m and and this is the thing is mr. a few [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► years earlier before they were lots of [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► people with VCRs it might have been [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► successfully buried but as it was some [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► people were like hey I like Star Wars [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► i'll record it and those tapes got [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► digitized and put on YouTube stopped [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► circulating the tapes and you can find [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► many places despite the fact that nobody [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► wants you to see it [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► those people are your friends however we [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► all watched it did we all watch it [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► oh yes for this once i wish i could fake [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► having watched it yeah in and now we're [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► here to talk about it [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► we're here to talk about the star wars [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► holiday special aired in 1978 two hours [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► long because you know most beloved [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► holiday specials maybe a half-an-hour [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► Charlie Brown special or something no [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► two hours let's do tests only part of [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► why there be love it and this is not had [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► this been contract compressed down to 30 [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► minutes it might be less nope little [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► while if you take out all the footage [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► from Star Wars it probably could be half [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► an hour [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► apparently we're supposed to be an hour [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► but CBS was so excited by and all the [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► advertisers are so excited by that they [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► kept selling and time so they had to [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► expand it the painting those people [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► insisted anything to our union is no no [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► she is listed on that plane capitalism [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► yeah General Motors really really put [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► their muscle behind it there [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► international garment woman's garment [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► you I can't even remember what the name [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► of that title with international ladies [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► garment union workers union look for the [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► union was right not the men's garmin [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► Union screw them ladies garment only [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► yeah but the ladies garment union was [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► run by a man if you recall him [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► well it's 1970 women just got the vote I [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► think when we retired to buying fruit of [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► the looms Jason we lost the rails [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► already i put forth that if we if we [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► were if we had recalled if more people [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► had seen this video and and were aware [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► that this had been sponsored by General [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► Motors we perhaps wouldn't have been [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► quite so quick to bail them out 25 years [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► back but Steve a built-in transportation [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► people building transportation serve [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► people it's also possible that if more [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► people have seen this we would not have [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► had any subsequent star wars movie it is [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► it that is also possible yeah I I get [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► the idea here which is like hey first [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► off [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► hey everybody we were caught flat-footed [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► by the success of Star Wars and didn't [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► even have toys for last Christmas so [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► this year we're not going to make any [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► mistakes we're gonna have toys [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► everywhere that I you know that our been [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► unfortunately all you did was make [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► mistakes and and we're gonna do a [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► holiday special and we're gonna cash in [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► john sarkissian do you have an opening [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► statement by the way because we should [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► get that out of the way now I do I mean [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► it could just be just will be a closing [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► statement [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► really it's just a statement statement [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► its brief here we go it until this [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► podcast Jason I had intentionally never [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► watch 10 [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► well I knew what it was here yeah 3 i've [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► heard people talk about it I'd seen a [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► few clips but I had never watched the [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► entire thing I why would i right [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► and so if you're a star Wars fan and [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► you're considering watching star wars [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► holiday special like ironically thinking [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► maybe a funny way to spend an evening [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► with some friends [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► my advice to you is to stop now turn [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► that it myself supplies just two people [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► like if you get her so well no I think [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► it's gonna start for Taylor because the [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► star wars holiday special is plenty [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► worthy of ridicule but it's also boring [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► incoherent and most importantly if you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► are a star wars fan it will hurt you it [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► will reach down into deep secret places [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► inside you and stab him with a thousand [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► tiny lightsabers and if this pods and [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► strategy to make a range of the system [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► better when we watch it next year i [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► gotta say i think it might actually work [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► I guess it's bad enough to make Star [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► Wars bad we all knew stars could be made [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► bad but to make it boring to John's [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► point I think he's the greatest crime [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► well they manage it later with episode 2 [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► that's for sure yeah that's definitely [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► this is this is this is just the first [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► inkling of that two hours two hours [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► I didn't know it was two hours when I [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► saw the little yellow number of the time [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► stamp at the at the end of the little [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► progress bar wanna watch this on my [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► computer at the foreboding timestamp [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► business I was like are you kidding me [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► yeah I had queued up the key was an hour [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► half and that would that turned out that [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► i had to skip through some of the [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► commercials commercials are the best [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► part [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► sorry advertiser's you're not getting my [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► money GM yes if you have you if you must [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► watch this and you anywhere live in the [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► seventies the commercials are the only [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► redeeming value i want some of me yeah [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► well I had to skip through to make it on [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► time I to have a quick opening statement [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► ok Steve I think it's important for the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► for the young people in the crowd who [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► may not have been alive in the nineteen [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► seventies to put this show in context a [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► little bit in the seventies to his place [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► too [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► well you have to understand that in the [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► nineteen seventies a show like this [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► meeting a variety show with awful [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► sketches and I awful music and and and [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► just strung together by some completely [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► half-ass framing device was very very [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► common these shows were all over the [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► Nile in 1978 and in the course of the [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► show alone if you if you watch the one [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► with the commercials you see I [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► advertising for Lucy comes to Nashville [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► and Bobby Vinton rock and rollers it's [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► like grease on wheels with special [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► guests Penny Marshall yeah it was in [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► Greece already [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► ya know it's like those wheels on other [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► wheels monte rio yeah are you defending [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► this because you're in one of these [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► things just wait a minute every week [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► Donny and Marie would come out in in all [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► of their resplendent Mormon glory and [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► saying and my skate and this is just [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► this is what we watched in the seventies [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► so it's really i mean this particular [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► type of show is not that unusual that [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► said it is it is honestly a little bit [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► are inspiring how badly they managed to [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► screw the pooch with this i'm not even [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► mad the stupid is kind of impressive [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► Star Wars was basically a world [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► obsession at the time this thing came [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► out they had a huge amount of goodwill [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► behind them and then they had that the [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► whole rich star wars universe to work [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► with and then even setting aside the [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► possibility that they could only get a [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► couple of hours with the Star Wars [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► actors total you would be hard-pressed [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► to find more ways to fill the remaining [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► time you know what no star wars fan was [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► asking for in 1978 i can name a few [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► things are recorded and drag Diahann [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► Carroll Abby Arthur modal nodes mashup [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► is one of them you know [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► r Kearney humiliating himself rehash [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► decades-old stick was definitely on the [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► list of things no star wars fan was [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► asking for bizarrely animated Canadian [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► cartoons by the people who brought you [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► the care bears [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► you're welcome and certainly not a full [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► 45 minutes of wookies waving their arms [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► around and going got yep not a soul was [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► asking over this so so I think will will [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► step through what what is here but I at [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► the top is something that kept when [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► Lauren and I were watching this that we [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► know that kept coming up is why why [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► would you choose of the central point of [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► your holiday special of all people to [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► choose [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► why would you choose the alien race that [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► is just a big furball that can't speak [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► Jason easy because then you'd have to [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► write a script [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► hey they can speak man they just don't [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► speak English you racist we just can't [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► understand them [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► that's a good point for point canada now [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► leads to points21 i believe that was [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► unfortunately George Lucas's idea and [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► contribution to this [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► yes before before the show even starts I [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► got a point out its its its first crime [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► if you've watched the new WHIO transfer [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► of this thing which is in in much better [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► shape than the other ones that have come [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► out you discovered that the first crime [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► of this thing was that it preempted [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► Wonder Woman and the incredible i know i [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► know far better hours of television than [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► what this turned out to be I kind of [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► object the idea of watching it on a good [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► transfer this thing is only value when [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► it had one was that it was on a terrible [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► 12th generation VHS tape that you had to [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► buy from the sketchy booth at the back [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► of the comic book convention it did [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► remind me a little bit of my old days of [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► watching Doctor Who off of you know PS [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► recordings on BP yeah when you have to [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► work for it was something but so oh I [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► don't actually have an opening statement [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► but i would like to sort of characterize [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► my comments here I i watched it for the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► first time yesterday and i'm using the [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► word watched kind of loosely because it [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► happened you were there i was told that [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► it was bad [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► and so i decided i would i would need a [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► little assistance to get through it and [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► that assistance was from a fellow named [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► jameson yes and he assisted quite a lot [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► but he's a very helpful you know you and [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► your husband you hear you had your [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► husband watch this with you to [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► Stephenville with you do yes [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► so I'm bring it work we're bringing [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► families together and and you're still [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► married [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► yeah so far obviously I think we're [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► closer than ever after tax liens [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► well like any great tragedy psychic [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► trauma and bonds that when it's like [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► going through war together so I i did [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► spend a good amount of time tweeting [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► about it i think i'm a Storify all my [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► tweets just spooking them later for [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► later um and I think if i had been [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► sitting there watching it sober and and [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► being forced to pay close attention to [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► it i would be very very angry but in the [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► end it ended up being classified so [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► thanks Jason oh you're welcome you're [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► very welcome [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► hey next time just just try drinking [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► without the Star Wars Holiday Special [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► it's much better it's gonna be yeah yeah [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► my opening statement is why Jason why do [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► you hate this [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► this concludes my opening statement well [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► okay thank you [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► I I it's not it's a because it's a it's [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► a holiday season life day is coming up [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► and I thought this would be an [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► appropriate since the wharf life day [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► present ever it you know it's also the [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► best so shouldn't life Davey [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► thanksgiving that Christmas thing you're [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► November all right maybe I I'm sometimes [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► about life day but we'll get to hold you [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► perhaps they're not that good together [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► don't get excited so at the beginning we [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► after the sponsor logo we get the the [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► what I really love the circle with the [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► cast being read out by very ponderously [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► by a narrator that's really good classic [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► on the Star Wars Holiday Special [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► Harrison Ford as hard solo by the way at [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► this point i want to point out it as [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► part of my opening statement that [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► although John siracusa has never seen [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► the Star Wars Holiday Special before all [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► of his his strategy in our TV draft or [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► character draft was based around this [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► particular version of Han Solo being [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► drafted by him [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► so an inversion of console it is hands [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► all played by the same actor [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► yeah you might be right behind the same [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► people so in every episode of John's [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► made up TV show han Solo is really just [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► trying to hug Chewbacca that is what's [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► in the same way that they had the same [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► accurately the same character in a [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► different movie say empire strikes back [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► he didn't have that Congress is it legal [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► to pick a guy for your TV draft when you [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► haven't even seen the thing i think this [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► invalidates has showed me that you don't [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► have to watch the shows that's not a [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► rule [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► ok we're doing all the traffic over [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► again the whole podcast is invalidated i [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► think i think there's nothing now this [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► podcast never existed [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► we have to delete everything going back [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► to the happening what I think walkies [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► don't exist after the show their cookies [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► are fictional sorry [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► yet they actually don't exist John so my [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► first note here is as we as we visit uh [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► the planet of the wookies kishka chic is [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► that right yeah although they can't [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► pronounce it in the show that's for sure [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► because it is 0 what does a good [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► economically kazoo that nothing made me [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► more angry [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► yeah a-and Han and Chewie are trying to [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► get back flying dangerously through lots [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► of stock footage from the previous movie [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► and she only said by the way before we [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► go of course be and we pass up the whole [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► kazoo thing generally the script [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► actually contained gazook map so it's [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► it's possible that that was the original [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► name of that was playing it was racist [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► who couldn't pronounce it properly [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► oh that brings up an interesting point [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► before making any contacts thing what [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► was the budget for this like was it just [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► they were they were they didn't have [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► enough money for someone to like it [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► wasn't high enough it seems like it must [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► have been Biggs is two hours televisions [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► got its got name actor he was like [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► karaoke three lucky suits and i think [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► yes I sets I'm but like but anyway like [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► they didn't have enough budget to check [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► the spelling and pronunciation of the [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► wiki home planet [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► what did it have a name at this point [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► maybe this was the first instance of of [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the use of the name of the planet it's [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► supposedly the first use of it yeah yeah [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► my own ikazuchi my googling of it had [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► turned up a comment on wikipedia which [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► said they do pronounce it cos ook in the [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► star wars holiday special which is [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► canonical so we should probably consider [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► haha isn't that interesting status of [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► the sad like my ass [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► interesting interesting that Dan was [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► quoting from a translation of wikipedia [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► by the way the original page just 10 [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► quick question in the opening opening [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► circles with the announcement was that [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► when we we saw that we were going to be [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► seeing Chewbacca's wife and father and [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► son and his wife mother yes that's what [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► i thought because my brother Richie mice [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► my first note and his son love my baby [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► is just the word lumpy in capital [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► letters with ? yeah and again Lucas [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► apparently named them that does not [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► surprise me and itchy you skipped right [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► over itchy and went to lumpy George [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► Lucas is not known for naming things [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► well know or are it later in later [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► editions for he lets his kid [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► yeah he lets his kid's name things and [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► some of the prequels to which also [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► doesn't go perfectly well i think the [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► leaves later writers have given them [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► longer name so it she is short for [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► something the way chewy is short for to [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► makkah ya h baba yeah lucky but i'm sure [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► that that is technically a better name [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► so Erica and the same at that same point [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► in the special my note is poor Chewbacca [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► this is where he gets all of his [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► character background in this this is it [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► this is your time to shine to bacha oh [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► sorry i was thinking they were labeling [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► it was kind of an absentee father and I [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► because he's never there like he's [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► always off doing things he's got this [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► family back home and like they're [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► looking at this picture is stare [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► longingly it is holographic picture and [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► this is why haha yeah you know he'll be [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► home for Christmas son he never misses a [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► Christmas every other day of the year [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► yes but exactly i mean would would you [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► go back if your entire life with the [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► star wars holiday special [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► I don't in fact there's a moment when [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► Hans like okay hey Chewie I i hugged [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► your hugs your friends and your family [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► and now i'm going to go back to the [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► millennium bulk see ya [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► I'm like you're like you're like family [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► to you why don't you stay and eat p [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► whatever turkey metha wrap and they have [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► really bad as a delicious the hallway [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► after different planet sure you can have [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► a stuffed man that you can actually have [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► one with stuffing in it there's a [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► versatile creature i would like to point [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► out that if your option is hanging out [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► with [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► cancel the morning fucking or living [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► under imperial rule 13 you know angry [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► family moving a raffle Clark anything [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► else is going back and now brief break [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► to tell you about one of our sponsors in [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► song this Carol is brought to you by [TS]

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00:18:04 ◼   ► / incomparable to learn about igloo the [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► internet you'll actually like built with [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► easy-to-use apps like blogs calendars [TS]

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00:18:16 ◼   ► based and drag-and-drop based so you'll [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► have no problem Brandon configuring it [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► dreamy you is just like the tools i use [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► oh where the common glisten [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► and your ma says listen as you share [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► this Santa work from home [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► I dream of Israel with everybody that I [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► ride Maydays be productive and bra [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► we have been intranet you'll actual ly [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► ly so go visit igloo software.com / [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► incomparable and thank you to a clue for [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► that lovely song with those singers [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► really good voices so anyway there's a [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► point where where Han is like I you're [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► like family to me but I'm out of here [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► see you later and he's an enemy because [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► I gotta go [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► I didn't I park the Millennium Falcon a [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► yellow curb I gotta get it i gotta go [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► and then and then there's a moment where [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► Shuba Chewbacca after like a minute in [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► the room starts like facing the door and [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► I thought no is he is he just gonna [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► leave now too he's like well as the i'm [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► already back in my shots between him and [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► his wife where they keep panning to one [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► and then the other and then they'll turn [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► your lights on express uh I gotta go [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► the result of that is the end up [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► sniffing each other which is even more i [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► didn't have the animatronics to do a [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► kiss the very very first shot we got of [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► the wookies actually my husband Stephen [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► had tried to watch this before and he [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► thought he got about three minutes into [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► it before we gave up and it is a time [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► this tensor watching the opening credits [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► and stuff the very first shot we get of [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► the wookies just sort of yelling at each [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► other across this room with grass on the [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► floor he goes yeah this is pretty close [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► to where I baby but it's like grass it's [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► shag carpeting thing with the Wookiee [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► vocalizes they're not the same as the [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► movie will get mean I guess maybe that's [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► just me but they're there and I light [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► actually you are annoying [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► they're more just straight-up animal [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► noises like they're just better choices [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► out there but some of them are layer use [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► some of them are we used to bacha stuff [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► but Lumpy's was just incomprehensible [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► it's unpleasant it's unpleasant to [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► listen to the eyes in the 1p costume [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► comparable and put up pics advice right [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► before the worst instance of [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► walkie-talkie and this is when molly is [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► watching her cooking show and Harvey [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► Korman in blackface and drags and no and [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► model response room [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► ok we'll get a look at them but we're [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► still in the opening credits on one [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► point of interest Arthur Art Carney [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► Diahann Carroll jefferson starship and I [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► thought that's perfect casting starship [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► there's a starship in the movie [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► an airplane forget it no no or just [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► starship I guess that might even be [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► better because then there would be no [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► Jefferson Harvey Korman an animated [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► story that introduces boba fett the [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► hilarious thing about that opening [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► narration is the window guy introduces [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► the cartoon which is the last thing on [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► his list of things he's talking about [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► yeah he sounds confused about the [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► cartoon and I'm are doing the animated [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► orange the now Jason when you went [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► through the opening credits you made the [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► same mistake the producers of the show [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► made you skipped the star wars people [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► well yeah this they also has Mark Hamill [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► and Carrie Fisher sort of for trying [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► area at that and r2 as himself yeah and [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► the voice of james earl jones as darth [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► vader and Peter making bad for Kenny [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► Baker and David Prowse but you know he [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► doesn't get a credit no need David I'm [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► but it was not David Prowse under there [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► are you kidding it was it was a it was [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► footage from the star wars film with no [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► you're Jerry whatever with dubbed in [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► viet downright asking about a budget [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► there's so much we use footage and yeah [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► just anytime they could they did it they [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► could use more [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► yeah i got the whole movie yeah you [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► really just 50 out here like I could [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► have dealt with it a lot better [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► like remember back when we you know ya [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► do hope well that last weekend we did we [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► do have these star wars as seen from [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► Chewbacca's perspective flashes totally [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► nonsense outside of his body [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► respectively [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► remember that time we walked into like [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► you know the place working partnership [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► good times the accurate timely members [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► that old guy and he died and i scared [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► that now stroyed that was huge and I [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► remember that time that that little [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► alien ran underneath the legs epic hairy [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► guy but I wasn't actually there but I [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► remember when we told me about it [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► remember that time of the millennium [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► falcon flying but as seen from outside [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► the Millennium Falcon [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► yeah when you're in the middle any [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► important you spend a lot of time [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► thinking I bet this looks really cool [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► from outside so so what we visit the [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► Wookiee home and there's a there's a [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► matte painting and it's we linger on it [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► for a very long time entire thing they [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► get their money's worth out of that [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► painting and it looks which looks like I [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► don't even know what like like a [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► cutscene from the Superfriends or [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► something it's just it's not even it's [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► not even really mad pain [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► it's a brown space mountain stacked on [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► top of an upside-down brown space [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► mountain [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► yeah not actually version of the Ewok [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► village yeah and the cookies are doing [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► wiki things but there's still a sort of [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► human-like bowl of cookies out which I [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► thought was interesting that they have a [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► hard time you know picking up the [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► cookies because they got the big cookie [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► hands and I noted to myself I i like the [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► wookies I always was predisposed to like [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► the walkies because we met you baka and [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► he's a very friendly kind of character [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► and as this went on for a few minutes I [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► thought I now do not like the wiki so [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► much know the terrible terrible terrible [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► they're not cute [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► they're annoying and like i have in my [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► notes seven minutes in and still just [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► terrible people grunting at me and suits [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► you know while get while he gets praised [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► for its 30 brands of dialogue list [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► beginning it is considered a masterpiece [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► well you know the star wars holiday [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► special after spawn and Chewie are on [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► the screen we get we get like that's a [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► network TV show from the seventies where [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► there's like 10 minutes we're all there [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► are hairy people in like hair suits [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► grunting and there's no dialogue [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► the only thing worse than the dialogue [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► in this is the wac dialogue [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► Thank You Oscar while [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► yeah I have one in my notes in my notes [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► watching for the first time I have a [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► thing that says extended wookie families [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► really this is what i'm getting at [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► something to and then like seven minutes [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► later have another note that says okay I [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► thought it was ridiculously extended [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► several minutes ago and now i think i've [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► taken bad acid they could have at least [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► hired shields and Yarnell or something [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► to like be interesting mines in wiki [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► suits but they didn't even go that fire [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► you guys you really see the special [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► edition of the holiday special with your [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► vacuum it made it the way he really [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► always wanted to be in and there's a lot [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► more hayden christensen the Wookiee the [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► Wookiee household is really really [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► depressing to I mean that the lighting [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► is dim the flooring apparently was laid [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► by the same people that make miniature [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► golf course [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► yes I thought that doesn't make any [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► sense for a jungle like like thick green [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► carpeting and carpeting it's a 70 is [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► coming but it's but if they're in the [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► jungle it's gonna like soaked in [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► moisture like that smell worse than 2i [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► like that the whole thing looks like [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► Archie Bunker Bunker's living [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► speaking of soaking in moisture there is [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► no toilet in em [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► it's in the Wookiee household know [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► there's a good chance it's gonna get a [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► struggling outside everybody location [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► the words but if it's not a carpet it's [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► just the result of wookies molting and [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► then that all growing up over it [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► that is more terrifying on the idea of [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► the smelly carpet also that the decor in [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► this house is really inconsistent you [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► you expect the Wookiee house to be like [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► all carved out of the tree and there's [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► there's like this natural wood table [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► that does look like it was hacked right [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► off the side of an oak and then there [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► are all these shiny engineered hardwood [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► flooring and and honey oak modular [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► bookcase units that look like they came [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► from wiki ikea its Imperial technology [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► Steve but that's what they brought to [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► the cookies when they took when they [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► took them over and crush them under [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► their tyrannical boot is a is a [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► flat-pack furniture and confronted by [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► the way from its from wikia looking [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► yeah thank you very good very good [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► that's really shameful of the Empire to [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► name the store after that long creepy [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► dad isn't it is that where r Kearney [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► works [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► yeah it pretty much is so so after five [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► minutes of that in my notes I just wrote [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► let the walkies win back in my notes I [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► have one that the kid would be when mr. [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► lumpy was walking on the banister [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► outside and the devil blues seven-shot i [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► just have oh please follow please no let [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► the wookies die that's foreshadowing [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► there's no explanation for it though I'm [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► walks on it you're like oh my god he [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► might follow my fault and then they cut [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► back and like later on it's like I'm [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► back in on it is to show that they're [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► terrible parents they don't pay [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► attention to those kids you this is [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► special is not about explanations no i [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► watch this with my kids and both of them [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► I mean after grad 10 minutes of this the [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► the older one said no why are we [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► watching this against I'm real a [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► fabulous and any said I'm going to have [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► to question all of you people's life [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► choices [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► ok that's what like days like today is [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► all about that's right and so it gets to [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► the point where he's we're Lumpy's [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► walking on the the thing and he's [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► sitting there going [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► fall fall fall lumpy is not made or not [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► personable he doesn't make you like him [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► and you know after this like what seven [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► or eight minutes of just seeing these [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► people grunt and wandering around the [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► house that I'm not interested in it [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► occurred to me that you know but [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► sometimes we joke the Lucas doesn't know [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► what was good about Star Wars [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► this thing looks like it was made by [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► someone who doesn't know what star wars [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► I don't think they'd see no I think this [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► is a variety show producers that land or [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► sea star wars no advice and decided as a [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► warning stars go the hilarious thing is [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► nobody else in the house like slumpy [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► either every time to the room [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► grandpa I tries to bite him his mom's [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► yelling Adams now I call everybody just [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► hates that kid have you looked at the [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► credits for the screenwriters for this [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► thing the others financing like seven [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► people took like one of them is Bruce [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► Vilanch original answered some work [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► there's Pat proft who wrote real genius [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► and of Oh Jason college academy and [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► bring donors and make a gun naked gun [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah so here's a question I just [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► have a question here at the guy when the [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► wookies don't seem to really go in for [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► the whole close things except for aprons [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► aprons aprons and bandoliers must be [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► able to get better i want to get Berra [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► for dirty you don't want flower in your [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► first but you know what I was really [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► concerned about the quality of the for [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► the food and fur in that I felt like she [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► needed more than hairnet like like a [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► hand I got here if humans need a hairnet [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► what is a whoopie need to prepare for [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► the body not bodystocking oh yeah like [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► our net like I know that there was there [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► was some arm hair going right into that [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► too that that's that's what makes it [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► flavor [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► oh maybe that's part of a Wookiee is [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► healthy diet [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► yeah it's fiber any way different [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► computer is checking for starships in [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► range which leads to it Luke popping up [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► and say oh hi i didn't see you there [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► I'm just here fixing my x-wing or [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► something with my orange suit on that [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► computer that runs a is basically an [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► atari 2600 first yell and has for [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► special effects will know it's it's [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► running a color demo soft from the Apple [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► to start matter do you view it takes [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► forever for anything to display on that [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► because that's the run through that [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► crazy animation that's gotta finish the [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► game of snake [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► no sorry that screensaver I recognize it [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► was it was on the disk that came bundled [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► with my Apple 2 plus yeah when Luke [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► shows up it really feels like his bit [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► was recorded on a separate day [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► at gunpoint that's what was shocking to [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► me and actually shows up at the end you [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► realize they had mark hamill the whole [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► time and said it was the star of the [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► movie or something ab get the kids will [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► be fine just give him one seen at the [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► beginning and make sure he wears [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► eyeliner eyeliner are lots of America [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► Atlanta eyeliner and pancake makeup [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► yes yeah well I think it's the way they [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► work with this after his accident it's [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► what I was reacting is ready to look at [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► its face and it does look like they've [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► wiped his nose looks fake and his hair [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► got into an accident too i think that [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► was probably it was called the eighties [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► if it's that's clearly a wig I don't [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► know yeah I think that's not Israeli at [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► some point he looked straight into the [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► camera and I think he's blinking [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► something in Morse code and I don't like [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► it was as painful as it was to watch the [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► wookies when Luke appears that's the [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► first big step your heart because you [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► can't deny now that this is actual [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► legitimate star wars he appears on the [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► screen like no it's true it's really [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► true [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► it said how much worse he isn't this [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► that he is when he appears on the Muppet [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► Show in a couple years [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► well I don't you can't blame all the [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► time mark hamill either I mean he's [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► clearly be he's clearly hostage here [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► well you know he's good he and he's just [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► given a dialogue to make excuses for Han [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► and Chewie I got ya asteroid storm held [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► them up don't think machine he hasn't [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► missed a life day yet and i agree that [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► whoever said he was recorded separately [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► like this is clearly he has nothing to [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► talk to like this is basically precise [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► doing the whole like episode 1 prequels [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► thing where it's like all right you're [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► basically acting it's a blue screen [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► right here so just give us some wine is [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► that it was an episode of lassie but [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► last he's not there [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► yeah any hands up and i like that that [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► when he hangs up the TV loses reception [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► as if he's he's like you gotta hit the [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► side of it to get it back in focus like [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► that's a strange way to hang up off of [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► the slot machine or whatever it is that [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► they're watching him on because it looks [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► like a way you skipped over the the [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► attempt to entertain lumpy with the baby [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► 30 tape the circus Olay the previous pay [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► an overview of the galaxy [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► you're not gonna but that's the first [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► time you know like so this is where [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► we're at with this thing [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► it's gonna be you see the table the tape [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► deck sticking out of it and then these [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► guys start dancing on it and it's your [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► first sign that did they didn't have [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► this diagnosis back then but i'm pretty [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► sure lumpy as a DVD so the table the [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► tape deck they're basically you can play [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► the chest where the monsters attack each [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► other or you can have dancers in [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► brightly colored leotards jump around [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► while a strange like clown monster watch [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► them so Universalists right now I'm [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► pretty much Liberace would watch this [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► thing and say Jesus that's flammable ya [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► know that little over-the-top costumes [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► by Bob Mackie yes thank god it has the [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► cutting edge technology of cassette [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► tapes though because I think this might [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► be a trap has a press record on all of [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► them at once raining raining plan both [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► reading reading Randy wearing MOPP bolt [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► that's good music that it was really [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► good music it's true so I that we go to [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► the trading post which is a manned by [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► tvs edward norton from the honeymooners [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► Art Carney sand an trader he's got many [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► interesting objects including a [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► pocket-sized aquarium that at that I [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► thought he was more professional than [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► most of the other people they're actors [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► it up to this point I was religiously [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► someone actually putting his standard [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► amount of effort into it is obviously at [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► also speaking English throne you have no [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► idea what the people in addition to [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► standard level of effort is yeah the guy [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► with the Imperial officers and they [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► might have just been extras but crew [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► members however there are ways around [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► that day [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► yeah that's the answer in those crazy [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► trippy boots was a doing a great job [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► oh yeah they were putting it all out [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► there yeah they can put it right back [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► kids looked at Art Carney and they they [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► go ladies wearing a vest is is that [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► consoles dad the same thing within five [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► minutes at and Norton is on solos dad [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► has never addressed directly also with [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► the one thing that his store does not [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► apparently cell is buttons for his shirt [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► yeah i can maybe do know maybe by one [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► button for the store [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► this is one save us well i figured when [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► he's living among the bookies perhaps [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► you just asked feels like he has to show [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► off the chest hair is like I'm free to [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► its ok well he does have a thing for [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► chilis wife i think we see that later [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► oh yeah it's a little girl yeah [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► I think he has a thing for anything she [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► missed she has needs [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► yeah and he and she was down around so [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► we don't know anything about how how the [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► cookies conduct this part of their lives [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► well we know he's substantially less [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► hairy thanks to his lack of shirt [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► buttons so maybe she's in good possible [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► my favorite thing in his little store is [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► is he's showing the the imperial soldier [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► in the groomer and he explains that you [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► can recharge it by plugging it into any [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► ordinary laser outlet [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► yes so now you know it's a space thing [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► because you're lame just knowing your [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► timer it probably costs space dollars to [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► your credits credits ok but the [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► Imperials just take it and his face USB [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► port i did not understand why that guy [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► was there wearing that hat it was like [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► that's a descargar he's lost he's so [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► lots of cash is not regulation and [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► that's what he needs the groomer for so [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► these Imperial guys try to try to [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► basically put forward the theory that [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► why the Empire as bad as because it's [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► full of grumpy people like it's just [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► their own a bad mood and their little [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► bit rude a little bit grumpy like all [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► them to and to remember all the [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► Imperials are just like you're not a [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► very pleasant person you don't need to [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► be like that you should be just sit down [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► and watch starship videos from time to [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► time that all we have you done the only [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► things i like from a star wars [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► standpoint about this holiday special [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► which is we see the Empire actually [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► being bad [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► yes a storm into people's houses there's [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► a curfew [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► we don't actually get any of that in the [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► movies they just start off saying [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► there's an empire empires are bad this [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► guy has a weird head and put on the [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► rebellion they mispronounced like planet [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► names like those just inconsiderate [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► I think Monty makes a great point here I [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► the same thought which is in the movies [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► you very rarely see like regular people [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► who are under the boot of the Empire and [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► why the Empire's bad it's awful evil to [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► tell me did local planet days well they [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► wanted to but we never saw the [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► day-to-day impact right we're always [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► with the rebels on their bassist your [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► unalterable or-or-or we're on Tatooine [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► which is on the fringes right so the [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► point is that is true however Monty i [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► would i would submit that showing the [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► cruel totalitarian regime is not [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► necessarily what you want in your kid [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► theme holidays but [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► they were barely totalitarian they were [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► just like like mostly just in a bad mood [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► and cable show head-on and stops Bamford [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► yeah resin saying like this they're more [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► like a high school bullies [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► yeah Jason would you please identify for [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► me the part of this that you think [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► should be shown in your holiday it is [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► Harold scene because the weird thing is [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► that even the Imperial soldiers are [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► oppressed they periodically have to take [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► a break during their day and watch video [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► of the Arthur singing again we'll get [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► we'll get there I'm i did want to point [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► out at norton I mean our current lease [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► secret code [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► yeah probably is that your shaggy carpet [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► is on its way and I was just in my hand [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► solo wink wink all were enduring and he [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► has to like this just this just terrible [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► it's fun you know what we're going [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► through here and then to do that [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► unnecessary I I'm Bruce Vilanch for that [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► and he has to go to the effort of saying [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► did you get my message [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► we got your message but yeah got it I [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► know what you wanted she uh what next [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► year cuz we're getting close to a [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► commercial break now [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► sweet a way don't forget we did see the [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► scene where the redub scene where Darth [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► Vader yes walks next to be out for [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► example i can still figure out what's [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► going on there exactly but the terrible [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► dubbing from the guy is the officer [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► standing next to him none of which [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► matches left [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► well no because it's just a scene out of [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► Star Wars he's saying we analyze the [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► attacks are there may be a danger may [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► not everybody was saying that [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► yeah it's coming from the Wookiee planet [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► this is right about the time that i [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► finished my first strange how you held [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► out that early yet you got a long way to [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► go at like 12 minutes and now you're [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► pacing yourself two hours long [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► she's got to do it so next we get the [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► cooking bit i believe how much no no [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► it's Iowa I know what you wanted she I [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► don't know we got the cooking first [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► yeah it's the cooking bit i'm not your [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► right yeah then we have a hundred [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► corpsman wearing the Triforce cooking [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► with weird Harvey Korman and all the [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► hand it he has forearms because they're [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► in space space [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► yes the cooking bit although horribly [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► trite is at least enjoyable reacted by [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► harvey korman he he actually puts in the [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► effort here [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► yeah I can understand the concept here [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► to Julia Child [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► they get they get the food network on [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► Kazuki it's great [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► well it's it's a tape I think that's [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► what I'm all is just a lot of her and [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► she's holding up her hollow discs to the [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► light to see which one as then why [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► hasn't she seen it before she seems to [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► be taken off guard by every aspect but [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► also the toppings actually paid to save [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► it for like she's a horrible call it was [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► the life day special and she taped it to [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► watch it back when she was cooking for [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► life day no lip lips to beat to with [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► stand and eventually get her webster and [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► an extra hand or whip and then another [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► extra hand and you realize Harvey Korman [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► his forearms i did laugh at the first [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► extra hand I want giving you get was [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► crap i was pretty drunk already at that [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► supposed to be dead tired of left if I [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► hadn't seen this particular routine done [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► by 40 bad comics over the last 20 years [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► well you see that third hand and you [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► kinda hope it's tim conway no no I [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► really didn't need kind of reminded me [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► of elves are from futurama yes for [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► cooking sponsor time so let me tell you [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► about a sponsor i really like it's [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► Harry's Harry's Harry's as i like to say [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► but you know it is a plant Harry if [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► you're a hairy person you've got some [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► hair growing on your face you'd like to [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► shave that's what Harry's is all about [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► now for lots of shaving is a pain it [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► stinks look it's uncomfortable you can [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► get nicks and cuts and scrapes and razor [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► burn you can't have razor burn without a [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► razor and also blades today really [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► expensive but then there's Harry's [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► started by two guys who wanted a better [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► product without paying an arm and a leg [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► to get it they make their own blades [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► they like the blade so much they bought [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► the factory in Germany these are high [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► quality high performing German blades [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► created by shaving experts give you a [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► better shave that respect your face and [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► your wallet costs a fraction of what you [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► would find in drug stores there are no [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► pesky plexi glass cabinets you have to [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► ask a clerk and unlock this cabinet so I [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► can get some razors because there's a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► crime wave and they're stealing all the [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► razor so now you have to treat me like a [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► criminal [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► not true with Harry's you order it on [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► the internet you know how to order [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► things on the internet right you get a [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► high-quality shave half the price of the [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► other big brand razor blades and the [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► ship for free to your doorstep you don't [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► have [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► go outside other than to like crack the [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► door open and get the the package when [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► they when they handed to you but that's [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► as far as you have to step outside to [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► get it comes to your door [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► great deal on the amazing hairy starter [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► set $15 you get a razor shaving cream [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► and three blades wipe a $32 for any [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► packet blades when it's half price at [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► Harry's now i use Harry's blades they're [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► really great i just gotta refill and i [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► love the shape cream I've got this crazy [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► foaming shave gel which is nice but what [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► I really like is the shave cream it's [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► not pressurized you can squeeze into a [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► little bottle and take you through [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► security at the airport which I really [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► love this Pleasant light mint smell and [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► then when I'm done shaving it's gone i [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► don't have to smell anything on my face [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► the rest of the day which i really [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► really like so here's what you need to [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► do to order from Harry's you get a clean [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► close comfortable shave go to Harry's [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► dot-com right now and you get five [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► dollars off if you type in this coupon [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► code smell that's right my last name [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► Snell for your first purchase that's [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► Harry com enter coupon code smell at [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► checkout or five dollars off start [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► shaving better today like me and thank [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► you to harry's for sponsoring me [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► uncomfortable [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► we we have more Han and Chewie and [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► reused footage from the movie and and [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► then martial law was declared by the [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► Empire you know what it's a little tough [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► with the whole reuse footage thing [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► because there aren't that many scenes of [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► the morning of the first movie so some [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► of these get seen for five times there's [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► only sweet hi fighters you can have [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► straight across it's just like [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► Battlestar Galactica and even for the [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► new footage they just do the same two [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► shots cheering on cheering on sometimes [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► both jewelry hot and it's closed on TV [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► man there that you don't have a lot of [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► versatility own form i think they have [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► two cameras probably may just have to [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► run through the seen a couple of times [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► and then in the the set that they got [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► out from storage and then move on that's [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► all pretty much just could like make up [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► those lines to yeah it sounds like you [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► are getting them and just kind of like [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► our God whatever you say partner [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► we're going to be escaping our Pleasant [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► trends or something whatever am I done [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► come and get out of here now we're gonna [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► pick up my check though we need you for [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► the final shot [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► I don't [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► I still I still thought he at least he [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► at least felt like Han Solo oh yeah I'd [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► like a fellow councillors pissed to be [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► yeah he doesn't really want to take to [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► be home for life day he doesn't believe [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► in all that life tastefully you know I [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► don't like hanging around here at my [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► in-laws I mean your family [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► yeah but dude my dad is on that planet [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► he runs a junk shop I don't want to see [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► him looking like that [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► ok so Diahann Carroll this is that we [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► get with some cookies say this cookie [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► porn basically yeah well anyways reality [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► because why isn't a fantasy yeah [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► absolutely [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► hey don't be don't be judgmental that's [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► a bit late for that [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► did go to be judgmental go ahead do you [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► think that the Empire gave them those [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► hollow boring machines as far as the [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► subjugation effort [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► yes they do have a lot of different [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► hollow technology [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► well first of all the thing is called a [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► mind evaporator yeah that was weird i [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► would he call it a mind evaporator I'd [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► is some dancer but I was like why did [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► the wookies have a crazy torture device [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► not informative speech would wed that [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► was being just because I wrote down at [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► that point please God me first so the [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► presence of wiki porn makes me question [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► who's the audience for this show [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► yeah okay that i have-- every I had that [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► as my note to Monte because the [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► commercials at least in the version i [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► watched which is from Baltimore there's [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► one ad for toys at the end and like the [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► Reds for pantyhose [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► well they also have unions and GM and [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► that adds foundation in order to loom [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► yeah contact my gold I'm trends but it's [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► not just that it's the fact that you [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► know to take sort of a big picture view [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► not only do we have that scene which [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► clearly seems ended ulta we have the [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► jefferson starship scene which also [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► seems to be aimed at a totally different [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► Democrat love the ideas right there's [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► something here that anybody in the [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► family it's julian touches yeah but [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► there are many things that several [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► people in the family should not be enjoy [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► oh we are excited aren't we the whole [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► time that jaw that itchy josh's gyrated [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► yeah why don't you go bald around his [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► face is that what happens to workers [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► when they get all I don't know what [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► happens when your job moves in the wrong [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► so when she finally things I thought [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► well at least now we're gonna get some [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► fine you know find seventies English [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► music but instead it's like this dirt [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► like sad like this is really well i like [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► it when she was talkin dirty to me that [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► was good but now that she's just singing [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► really sad slow song boo that really [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► does it for itchy [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► that's not your idea of a good time for [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► life day what did it for me in the wrong [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► way was that she rhymed minute-by-minute [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► repeated for Diahann Carroll poor [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► diagonal arrow here have a problem with [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► the songs in this thing I mean besides [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► the obvious fact that they all suck you [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► know is that they have no freaking thing [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► whatsoever to do with Star Wars no no [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► well okay except for the one set to the [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► Star Wars theme song [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► Peter not even that has nothing to do [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► with Star Wars shutters gotta build our [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► about life day Steve I think most of it [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► is n a variety show as he pointed out [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► this was a variety show heavy time so [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► they said well we'll make a variety show [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► and we'll put some star wars over the [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► top of it because that's what kids like [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► whoever said variety is the spice of [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► life does not watch this time somebody [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► had to write these songs for this [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► student thing they could very easily [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► written something about the Empire or [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► stars or anything [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► laser swords laser sockets anything [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► anthes give me something that Star Wars [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► related no no [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► instead we get well okay please light [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► the fire in the sky might be vaguely [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► Star Wars related i know it [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► this video is kind of a celebration of [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► the mat line is like huge black outlines [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► around everything [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► yeah I can't remember if it was during [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► that scene or during the first trippy [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► one Stevens just turned to me and said I [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► can't believe what's happening [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► yeah it's going to be written by can [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► admit cwelch Ken Welch of course was the [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► official composer for The Carol Burnett [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► Show that does not surprise me [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► it also never seen Star Wars i think a [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► lot of CBS folks just sort of got roped [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► into this meeting and contractual [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► definitely there they probably had a [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► variety show like team that they put [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► together to do this stuff like [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► award shows and variety shows and things [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► like that where you get your Bruce [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► Vilanch and i gotta say if if you [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► haven't already read it or bought it i'm [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► reading a book called how Star Wars [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► conquered the universe by chris taylor [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► which actually has a little bit of the [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► history of how it came to be and any [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► added basically was a lot of CBS people [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► got pulled into it but the idea was that [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► they had seen the producer had done a [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► live production of Peter Pan [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► hey there's not and and so Lucas went [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► well they understand children's [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► entertainment sure and and this is [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► nothing like the live the the mia farrow [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► Danny Kaye Peter Pan you know it's just [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► like this is also nothing like a [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► tolerable [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► yeah yeah but but he did actually write [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► an outline for it which they kind of [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► took some details from but he's the one [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► who set it on the planet with the [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► wookies and here's the life day and life [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► they was supposed to be like this this [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► thing that was celebrated on different [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► planets each year and this year it was [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► going to be on the wookies planet and [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► the idea was to get chilly there because [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► he was going to be the like the main [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► attraction at life day and they just [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► kind of looked at that went at life day [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► cookies cool so it's is not a lot from [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► the oven [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► I feel like the grease themed one that's [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► advertised that has Frankie Valli I bet [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► that's more accurate to the movie jail I [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► would watch that I want anything so I [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► let's see where are we hot on Han and [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► Chewie Han and Chewie land and the [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► Imperials come to the door and and [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► stormtroopers search the house is that [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► where we know you have we gotten yet [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► ya que tiran c-3po yep [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► oh yeah okay yes they're calling all r [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► Kearney will be there to help relieve [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► Lance III we support you from afar [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► we're not coming but with special really [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► inconsistent and who can understand what [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► keys and who can't break a c3 likes to [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► like to translate for wookies yeah but i [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► think they understood the first couple [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► lines and then see my nose in it doesn't [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► we gotta knows why is her makeup so bad [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► why is everybody makeup so bad on this [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► you think is one thing that TV can be [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► able to do it Stevie makeup and not [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► moving makeup and it's to be lighting [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► and TV Land [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► this is she does not look good and and [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► by the way when they were having these [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► people separate like Lucas separate [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► talking to a camera in a room and then [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► Carrie Fisher separate is holding out [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► hope that you know and you know hon with [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► separate that that's all the footage [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► they got these guys just like yes you [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► know these guys you can bring it every [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► time they appear it's going to it's [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► going to stab you in the heart but [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► that'll be in a mostly just be really [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► annoying keys in this crazy stuff and [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► you haven't had it yet because they were [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► hoping everybody would be like alright [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► but began to like bring everybody [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► together like clearly where the money [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► was [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► but that's so infuriating to me because [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► it meant they could have just had Luke [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► and Leia and hard together for most of [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► the day when worse it could have been [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► worse than I don't want to do what I [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► want all I don't want to see them [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► anywhere near this thing I don't want [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► mostly apparently they they threatened [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► to write a song for Luke and and camel [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► apparently would not do that so that [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► might be part of it that if if they had [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► them in more of the special and I like [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► you ever have more respect from our [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► camel the market shows like two years [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► later he gargles Gershwin the muppet [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► show is well I'd wouldn't you also i [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► think or next summer was right around [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► this time [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► yeah maybe maybe maybe it's just me but [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► I think Leigh looks a little glassy-eyed [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► and the Tigers yeah I don't position for [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► being high as a kite in this scene her [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► pupils are doing different things in [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► every shot [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► I'm just saying you do what you do to [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► get through this but i do like the fact [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► that she seems incredibly irritated to [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► be stuck there with c-3po yea even hear [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► the drug the drug addled Hayes she's [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► very in there [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► she's got no time for only the only [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► character who put up with that guy is [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► the one who can't who nobody can [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► understand right and he's just saying [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► he's just saying horrible things back [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► Adam just a filthy no but the [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► stormtroopers come and are there to [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► search to bakas a house for a long time [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► simply asking for a diary with a guy in [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► a one-room house maybe he's in this [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► little cabinet here don't you decide the [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► stardancer let's rip it off but before [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► that let's look for the union label yeah [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► the best thing about a commercial break [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► was the [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► the longing I got for old cold medicine [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► that used to work [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► oh yeah oh yeah I got a longing for [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► commercials with normal looking people [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► in them instead of super airbrushed [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► pretty folks everywhere [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► that's just a regular regular lady who'd [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► want something better than dressed and [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► my older son was watching the the look [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► for the union label head and of course [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► you I'm sitting there going look for the [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► because i remember it uh-huh and and he [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► goes [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► is this some kind of a cult why they're [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► just like what [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► yes this is look the guy in the bolo tie [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► without lied to us [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► definitely not yeah I i was fascinated [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► by the the way you can tell a lot of the [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► psychology of the United States in [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► nineteen seventy 70 880 I the fact that [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► november seventeenth not having said [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► that a union i say i'm living in for me [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► and we have the like proud American [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► workers [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► I who made those towers giant fish and [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► then and the best one of all that type [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► of the zeitgeist is the Whirlpool ad [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► with the Eagle didn't have one what was [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► up with all over lot that's like Stephen [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► Colbert thing the best ad in there is [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► the one about the bell adword people [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► give people the ones i would love one [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► wheel reminds me what my first thought [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► was son this is this cell phone is [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► enormous and the second thought was my [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► favorite which is the the slogan at the [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► end is be choosy which is great and [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► spell which I'm nominally well this is [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► when they were pushing back against all [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► those second party phones that are [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► starting to flood the market right yeah [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► they're like we have silly phones to [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► look look Mickey Mouse right that [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► mechanically it's always you can get [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► Snoopy phones did you have a Snoopy [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► phone it's night and never Snoopy that [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► Snoopy phone out amazing [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► Jason did you have this reggie jackson [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► candy they were Reggie [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah those metrics [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► care about the selling point for the [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► Reggie bar is it's named after Reggie [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► Jackson that's where really care unit [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► that is it well and it's based on the on [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► the misconception that baby ruth was [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► named after babe ruth would you want [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► that's right and now we have a baseball [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► player named Coco Crisp means half years [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► in India versus candy bar it's coming [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► from Syria [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► nice and cereal and it's i love that [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► that's also ask andy sold entirely on [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► like reggie jackson's ego basically yeah [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► and no yeah they're like hello I'm [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► Reggie Jackson he should just have like [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► a pipe and patches on his fucking jackal [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► bows it's yes seriously [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► but but I mean anyway the the Union [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► things in the end the buy American of [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► the Whirlpool thing which is spectacular [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► right into Eagle like continually [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► swooping down and getting the same thing [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► what does that add trying to say what is [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► trying to say [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► so if you listen to it it's really [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► amazing because what is really in code [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► saying is you could buy appliances made [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► in foreign countries but you don't [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► because it will end our way of life it [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► will ruin the entire country and they [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► break too fast anyway but it's in the [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► market that weren't they like we work [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► hard no government policy made us do it [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► like they're basically said like the [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► nanny state the nanny state can't tell [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► us to make our factory safe know you i [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► think it's i think it's like [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► protectionism against like Japanese [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► appliances is what they're what they're [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► talking about and and it's definitely a [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► buy American so heavy-handed but this [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► was the conversation at the time so it's [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► just fascinating to see that now the buy [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► American stuff in the union stuff and [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► all of that industrial class i like the [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► idea that organized labor is something [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► something you would show on television [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► like it ever that would be something [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► that people would be proud to put on [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► television that was like the gung-ho [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► yeah Union everything now forget it you [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► something about unions on TV I think the [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► wolf led might also have been trying to [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► get some of that late Bicentennial [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► runoff suppose I mean it's a patriotism [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► and yeah but it wasn't but it was super [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► dog whistling I have all this Eagle [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► stock footage [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► yeah you had to know what they were [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► talking about because removed from the [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► context then it just it just looks like [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► i can tell it's right wing and I could [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► tell it's a dog whistle but beyond that [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► it's basically the opening credits of [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► the colbert report but to sell washing [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► machines ready [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► you're listening to retro commercials on [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► the in company that's right it well you [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► know better than the alternative but [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► unfortunately we have to go back to the [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► Star Wars Holiday Special they're always [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► there are many police state tactics from [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► the Empire guys like mommy said we [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► actually see that these are these are [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► mean old storm troopers were gonna kick [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► over here stuff and and and we we could [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► see more terrifying that [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► that but instead starship everybody the [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► good news is that if your Imperial troop [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► and you you're on Patrol you can spend [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► about five minutes to sit down kick back [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► and watch laser MTV when you're supposed [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► to be searching for everyone everyone [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► else entire a variety show is like they [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► they're just they're so easily [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► distracted like I need I need [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► stimulation someone show me lumpy I mean [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► I guess he has excuses little bit the [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► Imperial like everybody's just they are [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► they'll be going through the plot and [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► then all of a sudden would be like wait [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► I need distraction sure like i mean i [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► guess they need some reason to show all [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► these musical numbers and stuff but [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► there's no transition and no segue just [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► like now I crave stimulation so it's [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► like a variety are you suggesting that [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► the framing device here is weak we like [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► better to make an effort me with lumpy [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► it's like whenever lumpy makes any [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► people like they just shoved me in front [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► of the TV put headphones on his head and [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► go here you go in the Imperials are here [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► but do the same thing to them it's extra [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► confusing to have both the cartoon that [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► features the characters from movie yeah [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► so y & x and the separately the thing [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► where they're watching like life on [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► Tatooine but then at some point we're [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► actually just transition of contracts [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► remember that's very good [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► yes it is mystifying why everything is [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► being everything in the special is just [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► a bit that's being watched by other [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► characters in the special that is a [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► little bit strange that conceit and and [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► we can talk about them more when we when [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► we when we get down the road but are we [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► at the board so Jefferson Starship any [TS]