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live from New York it's Saturday night
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it's uncomfortable 10 to 13 with David
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floor monty Ashley Lex Friedman
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one of my goals Lisa Schmeisser
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sponsored by Squarespace robo and Harry
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and now you're most Jason no
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welcome back to the incomparable podcast
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I'm your host Jason snell isle of drafts
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I'm a draft a holic I think every single
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say hi Jason at this point I didn't soon
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I don't know what you're talking about i
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can quit anytime but we have a really
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good draft that we're going to do
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tonight and it is entertainment-related
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all the people on this are our people
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who have have watched many i would
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imagine terrible and good Saturday Night
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Live sketches over the years and you
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know one of the complaints i get about
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our drafts is that we don't do anything
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with the things we draft there like like
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I've got a whole bunch of Star Trek
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episodes that I will watch college again
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something that so-and-so by suggestion
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of of of Lisa Schmeisser who you heard
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laughing in the background there we are
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going to draft a our fantasy Saturday
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Night Live casts from the history of the
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show anybody who was a cast member or a
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featured player or I'm going to say our
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writer on the show is eligible for the
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draft and we're going up to him and
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we're going to draft i don't think i am
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actually going to have a writer but how
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does a good idea maybe we're gonna drive
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is Michael O'Donoghue who were going to
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drag that out seven each so the last
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couple rounds may go fast 7 cast members
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each inform our ultimate Fantasy
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Saturday Night Live sketch comedy i
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think i suggested seven people because I
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worried that if we did 1930s would be
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for our podcast you make you know you
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can hire someone need some you start to
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get some yeah you can get some derelict
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sin to be your featured players if you
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need to but this is difficult but you
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and just like in reacting like I just
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173 Michael Hall yeah that alone yeah
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you look at night like to thank you
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recall anyway let me let me let me
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introduce the figure here to work to do
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this silly draft with us and graph their
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fantasy saturday night live cast NBC is
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giving you budget for seven people
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I also specify before we before i
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introduce you
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I'm not telling you whether you're
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drafting them to assemble a team now
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whether using a time machine to draft
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them only during their appearance on the
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show I leave
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to you to decide how you want this
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imaginary thing to work
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joining us to talk about Saturday Night
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Live fantasy cast members are Lex
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Friedman thanks for staying up with us
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hey always a pleasure to have you here
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thank you we're not going to talk about
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the apocalypse so that's good
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much more awesome content exchange this
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time David laura is also here hi
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Thank You Don Pardo high and Monty
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ashley is here hi Monty hi Jason good to
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have you here thank you and let's see
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who else i mentioned Lisa Schmeisser who
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came up with this idea and suggested it
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and i thought it was a fantastic idea hi
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Lisa high and phillip michael is also
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hello Phillip Michaels oh no okay yes I
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never ruin everything
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quick before we begin any format
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questions before we get started
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yes yes and i have seven days I
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suspected you might sometimes people are
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on Saturday Night Live and go on to
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better things are we working under the
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assumption that we are drafting them
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based on their performance on Saturday
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Night Live or are we uh assuming that
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Loren Michaels horribly misuse them so i
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think i think this is in I it's
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completely in your power completely in
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your power if you would like to say
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draft didn't even hear their draft
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Robert Downey jr. I was going to need to
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advance but either way if you want to
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draft Robert Downey jr. and say well I
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think he's very talented i'm going to
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assemble one could assemble the finest
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cast of people who didn't do a good job
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on saturday night live but more actually
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incredibly talented if one wanted to go
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that way and i'm leaving that to you to
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assemble a team with whatever concept
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you like
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alright alright just for you chris rock
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with any other questions from the I have
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more distance yes how about a frequent
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guest hosts who have sort of been us
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most into the cast don't like how long I
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will not allow it now
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good what about what about buck Henry
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now don't notice they were a featured
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player a cast member ordering on staff
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they are not eligible
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there you go alright sorry buck Henry oh
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I have a question okay when Tom Davis
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get this drafting we're just gonna
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two questions you Jason that is my dream
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is a procedural and Davis and Al Franken
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were first hired the powers that they
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were so skeptical about that they
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insisted that they actually split both
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the job and celery good knowledge if you
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draft one to get them both
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I you can i'll say you can draft al
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franken or you can draft Franken and
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Davis what if L Franken is drafted you
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can't draft Davis that's great reward
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you can drag it you can draft Davis but
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without Franken and I would want to
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wind-up yeah Jason I have a question yes
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well you're going to snigger at me I not
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me i'm taking this dead seriously take
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pills your body is your competitors who
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were I money you go ahead because I I've
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actually lost my cream
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my question is strategy yes are we
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restricted to just core cast or are
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people who did interstitial bits during
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the show regularly valid choices you
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want to draft the muppets money is that
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what you're asking is it jack handey
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rafter I'm saying there's Albert Brooks
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and Jim Henson who both wrote things for
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saturday I've these are usually the
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things that come up during during the
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show and what I'd say is i'll probably
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let you have somebody like that in the
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idea of your imaginary show that you
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will have interstitial films by that but
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you're making a huge mistake you can
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choose one of them 11 interstitial film
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person if you want to fill that spot
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that's like a utility player slot in the
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fantasy fulfilled if you want anything i
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would like to report that I have no
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questions i would i would recommend and
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encourage that people also considered
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that this is a cast that they're
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fielding and so you you're gonna need
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somebody to do the news you're going to
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need people to be in the sketches who
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fill various roles in the sketches so
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just keep that in mind
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I'll judge you on that her and my
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judgments mean nothing
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any further questions about draft policy
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before we begin our we also drafting a
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Jason no ok we'll be doing a snake draft
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no it will not be a snake travel it be a
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random draft will it will be aiive so I
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selected the order at random
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I guess my only question yes I've come
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up with one once if if time allows and
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only if time allows once we've assembled
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our cast
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can we also each pick our ideal host for
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the premiere season virus Evelyn gasps
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yes thank you
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uh and and there's one for the rule
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before we get started
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which is I'm going to spot everybody is
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phil hartman in the first round if you
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would like phil hartman you can take
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phil hartman in the first round if you
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would opt not to add a a phil hartman oh
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and you can pick whatever come sort of
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phil hartman you like pic pick your
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favorite part of my lord how do you like
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living is the is is the right channel if
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you opt to not pick up the Hartman you
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will be given a compensatory pick at the
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end of the draft at the end at the end
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of the drought that's bogus
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no alright so here we go like the idea
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of the universe with infinite phil
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hartman Hartman's Jason I have a
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question
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ok remember yes for cast members who
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leave the show and then come back at a
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later time can you draft uh either
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multiple versions of Al Franken that you
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can drive thing over and over Cleveland
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was only president he's uh president so
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you can only Draft grover cleveland once
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how many innocent and possibly need
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right now Frankenstein you guys are some
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of you have infinite phil hartman yes
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can't you have infinite el Rincon's all
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right here we go in the first round our
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first pick is going to be Monty Ashley
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what Phil Hartman i do you like or would
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you like to opt not to have a full heart
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I would certainly like a phil hartman
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mom I'll take the phil hartman that was
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on Saturday Night Live be okay is there
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a particular sort of character or sketch
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type that of phil hartman that you
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preferred well no because what i like
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about him is that he could do almost
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anything
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all right Monty pics phil hartman with
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his first pic fill which phil hartman
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would you choose phil hartman or phil
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hartman Jason I i will stand second to
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no man in my admiration for phil hartman
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as a performer whether it's on saturday
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night live news radio or many of the
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other projects he was involved in such
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as pee-wee's big adventure
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however your bull crap rule about how
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compensatory pick appears at the end as
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totally ruined my strategy i'm taking
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will ferrell with my first pee okay well
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you're not because this is the phil
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hartman round so wow this is the film
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you get to pick the Hartman first round
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is phil hartman around that I already
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hate this trend also somebody should
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also Monty in the second round you
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should pick will ferrell just to make
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snowman likes me already over this in
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the gradual still would you like phil
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hartman or would you not like a phil
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hartmani fine I'll take phil hartman ok
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relax and I bet you can ask me which
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phil hartman I want Jason yeah
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which-which phil hartman do you want the
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filter will general world yeah i would
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like fast-talking nineteen forties make
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Ortiz no forget it Jimmy or through
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fast-talking nineteen forties phil
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hartman worries the the actor was the
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booze the girls the pills your wife that
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Phil Hart alright let's do you want to
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phil hartman or do you want to take the
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bullcrap compensatory pick i will say
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from the get-go it's a bull crap
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compensatory pam i will also echo Phil
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not Hartman but Michaels in saying that
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I have tremendous respect for phil
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hartman I went through the ground school
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where he was so successful I think he's
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brilliant where I going to draft to phil
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hartman I would be debating between an
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unfrozen caveman lawyer phil hartman or
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the the announcer on-screen talent in
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Super Colon blow phil hartman but this
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compensatory rules ball and I will smile
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court until this phil hartman
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pet alright flex passes like it's
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compensatory pick Lisa would you like a
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phil hartman I would like it Phil
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Hartman any any particular style of the
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Hartman you prefer anal retentive chef
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excellent excellent David would you like
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a phil hartman i would love to fill all
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right i will also go for the unfrozen
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caveman lawyer because your modern ways
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scared and confused frightened and
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confused
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I fire back
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is everybody writing down their draft
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picks so we can be on later I i keep
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score system i keep score so gelateria
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all right not that is the draft order
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everybody except lex will get mr.
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relevance of saturday night live with
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the final pick of the draft we will
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start with Monty Monty you've already
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chosen Phil Hartman from Saturday Night
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what's your next pick well I believe
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that a good saturday night live cast has
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somebody who's kind of a force of nature
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who just draw everyone's high so i'm
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going to pick Eddie Murphy I mm maybe
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not the best cast around him at the time
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but i believe i can do better
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I'll serve his talents better by being
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on the Monte Saturday Night Live caso
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eddie murphy and that'll also give me
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some of the more successful post
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ok sure anymore be gigantic talent came
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obviously came to fame on Saturday Night
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watching Saturday Night Live so it left
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a quite an impression and I had him
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rated highly on my board famously does
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not like Saturday Night Live it has not
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gone back for any of the reunion shows
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now it's interesting I but anybody
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because a lot of strange one episode one
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year after he left
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oh ok like the next year about you but
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it was the next year and and I remember
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his opening monologue was he had he had
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he did Beverly Hills Cop II was still on
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the show I think and then he had a
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string of bad movies I know surprising
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for Eddie Murphy yeah and so he came
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back and that the joke was whether they
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can I have my job back and then then
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there it was Phil it's your pick
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you've got Phil Hartman fast-talking
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forties announcer phil hartman friends
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are not live
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what's your next pick well jason i think
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i'm going to pick someone who can play a
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lot of roles do some impressions dual
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just do some of the writing load creates
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some characters I'm taking dan Aykroyd
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alright you may live in that deck where
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your reasoning any any color to add to
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the completely it well we often think
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immediate Nixon you need a Nixon you
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need Jimmy
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Carter you need a fast-talking of fish
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in a blender sell you need you need a
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slightly you need her window glass we
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need someone who can balance the
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fast-talking forties and honestly
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because people continue to age after
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they leave the show we think of the dan
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Aykroyd of today who will do anything
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for a dollar
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dan Aykroyd of from 1970 boxes love
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doesn't come cheap from nineteen seventy
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five to nineteen seventy-nine was was
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quite an inventive performer and quite a
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quite a great comedy writer and I think
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that's forgotten by today's no nothing
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kids did he also do the Carter sketch we
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talk the guy down from the passages get
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some great
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yeah that's a good 1i I had him really
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high on my board to a great pic Lex it's
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your choice you have nothing
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I don't know but what I sense you might
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have somebody ready to go for your first
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pick my first cast member i feel like i
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know SNL cast is complete without a very
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accomplished impressionist but there's
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you can make a mistake like Darrell
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Hammond was on the show very long time
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and was an excellent impressionist but
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wasn't good in other sketches i found
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Dana Carvey however who I'm taking is my
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first thing i did not have that problem
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and excellent sketch actor and also an
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incredible a perfect impressionist so I
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need a new car because I feel like he
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could handle anybody we need to to
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impersonate in this non-existent season
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of SNL Dana Carvey Dana Carvey lives not
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too far from me actually strange
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planning and I had him rated really
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highly to people people forget you know
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he went on to do lots of you know less
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interesting things of nothing can stand
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up comedy writing down what boy he he he
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was so versatile and did all the
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characters and is the definitive you
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know George Bush of that era you know ya
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didn't did the anybody who did George
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Bush impression was doing an impression
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of data cartridge absolutely voice
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didn't sound anything like the actual
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president out but he distilled his
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essence perfect yeah which is the best
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kind of himym impersonation quite
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frankly I can't believe that he's still
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doing shopping rock
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I feel like that mistake but i'm not i'm
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not drafting was a great schedule IV you
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only ever had about 20 minutes of
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stand-up material
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yeah i like that i like the Christmas
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carols I'm doing fine leave me and
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doesn't just go away
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all right Dana Carvey is on lexus cast
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Lisa and God so I have a theory about
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contingents and in order for a cast to
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jail and be good
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you've got to have a hefty contingent of
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utility players but you also have to
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have a few brainy weirdos who are who
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brings you bring a little edge and
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something something smart to the
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sketches and elevate a premise into
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something that's repeatable or into
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something that really captures a moment
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or an idea and then you've got to have
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your agents of chaos which are the those
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are the wild cards that you can throw
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into a sketch and they take things in
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completely different directions because
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of the energy they give off and their
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ability to throw themselves into their
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I feel like I'm listening to a brief
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history of the universe here with
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Stephen Hawking it's not even kind of
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holiday drink more
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well what I'm saying is i'm driving
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nation to pass and my first pick is Bill
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yeah yeah yeah I had him rated first on
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the board
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I am I love him know you talked about
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how you love him the middle i do love
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him and I think I think he's
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extraordinarily generous and some of his
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sketches to like you watch him with
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Gilda Radner and it's beautiful
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especially the lisa loopner todd
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sketches sure and I also greatly enjoyed
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every bit seated on on weekend update'
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and I think he brings a really weird
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energy and you kind of have to have one
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person in the cast who unsettles a
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portion of the population refill so
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terrible things
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them haha I you know you you'll never
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profit in this town running down bill
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murray I think he's a a great comic
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actor I think he was in the the best
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comedy movie of the nineteen nineties
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Groundhog Day Ghostbusters is a very
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good quality screen
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he was also in like the second best
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comedy movie of the nineteen nineties
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Rushmore quick change
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on Android chain again quick change
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which is also quite good I look back on
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his sketches and yes he worked well with
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rap but the Saturday Night Live stuff is
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not his best work
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mmm i also like to kind of a kind of
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OneNote i also enjoyed it because he
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didn't like Chevy Chase and well I mean
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I well that doesn't narrow helping
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people who don't like Chevy Chase Lisa
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it's gonna be very weird that endeared
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him to me and when I want just like
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punched up Chevy Chase
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yes it's my show now he screams going
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for the larger bill murray talent pool
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and not necessarily just agent of candy
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rated number one with the elisa time for
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David it's your turn i'm going to start
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she'll do something good with you know
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combination of of cast the sketches were
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pretty good under her head writing
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tenure so so I'm gonna go with her and
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taking care of ya know that you do now
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that Tina can't really do much sketch
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there you go two segments of Weekend
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Update lot of mom jeans commercials how
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how many sketches 1 norm macdonald due
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to how many sketches did you see Seth
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Meyers do all right now I'm okay with
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yeah alright fair enough all right Tina
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Fey is off the board i am going to go as
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as somebody started watching saturday
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already taken by Monty I'm gonna I'm
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gonna pick somebody from this era near
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that period he proved himself to be
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quite versatile in the short time that
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you i'm picking Gary kroger and not
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getting together it's gonna add hall for
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life but i'm going to pick Billy Crystal
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wow so Billy Crystal you look marvelous
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there will be lots of Fernando sketches
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so I got nothing and Jason show can
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double as an Oscar telecast not they're
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going anywhere and occasionally it will
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just be a romantic comedy you know why
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yeah i was trying to sniff that statue
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what the Empire State Building yeah got
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yep David with our first reenactment of
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a sketch of the night there it is not
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counting all the phil hartman stuff that
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was there wasn't even sketches Mary fire
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red good alright as we are now off to
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the third round except relax huh
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Monty what's your next pic i believe
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it's important to have somebody on your
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me I don't think anyone was ever more
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just be love it by the audience than
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guild a rat snake my pic yeah all right
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also she's really funny really funny
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God is fantastic yeah if we watch that
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Gilda live movie that you know at the
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most disturbing bits ever on the show
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don't want because that was pretty
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disturbing this is the first season
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where he house
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yeah she comes out and says she's
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worried about her weight but she's
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discovered this great technique where
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you just throw everything up men
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it's not being done for bully mate for
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shock it's a saying
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good news everybody I throw everything
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up now and it's it's very weird
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well that sounds great well which way
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it's like that show you get away with it
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for so much and then Eddie Murphy and
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phil hartman come out to take her away
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she's saying that she's saying that
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lovely song about saccharine the yea
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smiling as you can update and there was
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the actually the favorite sketch of mine
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that she's involved in
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i'm talking like this because this was
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going to be my pick
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she's never utters a word it's the way
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she dances with steve martin oh yes i
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love that i like the one where she talks
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vaguely European accent at the end and
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it makes the kissy faces to that's
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another beautiful one
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alright Gilda Radner board and Monty has
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has a gun what every great draft pick
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does which is make other people great
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Phil it's your pick you've got Phil
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Hartman and Dan Aykroyd
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well I have this theory about comedy you
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need an agent of chaos see when a man
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old lady's man i'm not your human shield
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no I i actually agree with Lisa's there
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speak to Bill Murray pic I'm going to go
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with an ass made of Bill Murray's John
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Belushi as the engine of chaos we've got
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that's why I would not pick yeah we have
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well you can you can I the podcast
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listeners haven't heard his stall over
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your pic so you can stare
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I i'm in that it's not just that I i
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pair them up
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uh with with Diana Aykroyd again and I
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thought they were great comedic
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partnership I he created a number of
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great characters he also has really the
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most expressive face I think of a lot of
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saturday night live cast members i
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remember reading a review of Blues
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that you've got a movie where you've
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covered John Belushi's eyes with
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sunglasses for the for the entirety of
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the picture and how stupid that was
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alright that just amplifies the effect
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when i get taken off and then Carrie
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oh sure but up until then
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argument yeah I think he's a perfectly
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great comedic force and again someone
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you can drop into sketches and just get
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the hell out of the way as you have to
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if he has a sword exactly what i was
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samurai sketches you describe them
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they're not funny and then you watch
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them in there they're quite quite funny
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so John Belushi is my pic right Lisa my
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brother but it's not so much a problem
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with John Belushi I just feel like he
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sucks all the air out of the out of the
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sketch the same way Eddie Murphy does
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where there are people who are just
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working on such a different plane that
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it's them plus the three or four people
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standing around them you hear what she
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said about your pic money
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yeah you don't put in every sketch but
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yea or three sketches tonight you say
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Murphy sketch them and it's a good idea
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plugs because they recognize the
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catchphrase know you have a tiny that
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you're talking just a seven-person cast
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which is pretty small so there are a lot
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of rules
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yeah Lex I have this theory back comedy
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Jason that night here eating you can
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kind of any I'm gonna call the agent of
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oh and I'll tell you that's really smart
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Lex I'm excited that fill eventually
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decided not to take will ferrell so that
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i can right now i will ferrell another
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groundling and you know he does i think
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have that same thing you have to worry
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about sometimes with Belushi or with a
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Murphy where he can be very dominating
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in a scene and what's so weird is just
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improv sketch comedy live he tends to
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play extremely quiet mellow characters
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and when he was on SNL he very rarely
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did well but he's just so funny and so
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willing to do anything in particular you
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want to be loved by the audience and he
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totally was anything he was on the phone
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what we will do now so I'm I'm delighted
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to be able to add him to to my one
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person cast prior so now i have to Dana
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together
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i love i love will ferrell and i love
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that he commits fully commit stand
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sketchies in there is nothing more that
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you can say about Will Ferrell and he is
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unlike unlike many other actors when he
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into whatever it is and you can see it
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on the screen so that's a great pic and
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if there's a knock against them and
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again i'm picking up second here I like
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him I love him but sometimes these
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characters can blend too much together
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there's a little bit too much and you
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can see this morning movies i think that
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we could even as an algorithm little bit
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too much okay I'm gonna be a blow
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already yelling a lot time
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character but when he distinguishes just
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on he's i would say even incomparable
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interested there was an interview where
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he said that he was attracted to
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characters who had unearned hubris
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because II sort of Ron Burgundy ricky
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bobby and i forget the George W Bush
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good sort of his trilogy as sort of his
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trilogy of idiots series so again George
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W Bush two terms of a calm now I like
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what I love is in the more cowbell
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sketch when he begins banging on it
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spitefully and and just hit glares at
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christopher walken boys will you a
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cowbell and and the lucky directions
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just all god that's something laughing
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everytime i watch that there was a
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sketch right after the September left
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classic do a plus Phil Hartman will be
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your pick
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we're not going in that direction either
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guild and i think i'll take the second
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funniest lady who's ever appeared on the
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choke mystery film i'm taking Christian
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why oh god damn it you can't even say
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it's a free country and I I like her
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versatility again she improves every
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material which would often was in her in
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Herrera and Californians yeah okay but I
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is a is is a solid choice and one of the
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deign to put my cast
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wow I think I'm just suffering from
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a while because she was so talented and
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the stuff around a lever that she could
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deliver so everyone was putting during
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anything even if it was just a wheeler
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cross the camera for like 30 while she
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was changing into relatively
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inexperienced yeah same here
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yeah exactly right Kristen Wiig on over
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who is the second funniest lady then
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oh my gosh well I we've already thrown
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and the guests are gonna start guess we
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haven't talked about Jane Curtin yet but
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we not only have I don't nobody talk
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about her until we know what we're
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just saying I'm just saying I have a
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feeling that she'll be mentioned at some
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Thank You Gilda i think is a cage match
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going on between a bunch of a bunch of
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people for number two
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yep and kristen wiig is that that person
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so thank you lad allocating my opinion
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lets you have Dana Carvey and will
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ferrell who's your next thing and no
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planned to be Kristen Wiig Oh since I
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can't that was that you suggested
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infinite phil hartman as I seen that
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would be the people person everyone fun
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moments in my life
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the three greatest moments of my life
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when my my wife agreed to marry me when
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I was she was one year old and when I
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stole lexus pic right yeah thank you
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yeah so here's with and and the reason
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by the way that I would pictures i do
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think that she was incredibly versatile
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everything she's in full full bore
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younger the only the only player i could
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think of on SNL who Lauren Michaels
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so I i still feel like I need a woman
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guys sure like Gilly a lot i have my
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backups for for each person and i have
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thinking out loud I think I know which
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way I'm going to land though when Phil
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are we doing them for their Saturday
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careers like Julia Louie Dreyfus much
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funnier not on SNL than honest men like
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veep exceptional performances but i'm
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SNL performance to count so now I'm down
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to Cheri Oteri and my route off both of
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whom I can find annoying much faster
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Maya and I'm going to take her i do
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think that Terry is excellent especially
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when paired with will ferrell and I
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think that I don't know what hell
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but i'm going to take my Rudolph because
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she's so versatile and so smart and so
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intellectually funny i think in the
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characters that she doesn't the way she
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does that because clearly she sounds and
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looks nothing like Oprah but she still
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channels oprah i agree with everything
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you said about my every day off
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yeah she's great associate Cheri Oteri
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one of these one likes it banks and
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which restaurant she said she's up she's
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on foursquare a lot he did an episode of
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hot in cleveland well Mazel Tov oh yeah
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oh and in fact that two episodes of the
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new normal
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see here on the new normal
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I like to think she killed a man it's
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the romantic in me
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alright mile Rudolph is the pic from Lex
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Lisa it's your turn what would you like
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to do next
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you two other knives around now you
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couldn't tell from the shriek know where
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the rocking back and forth in my seat
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my little stopping and distress huh well
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i'm going to pick my last utility player
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of the night and that's Bill Hader yeah
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you could make a board that one off the
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board because I one of the reasons i was
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going to pick my Rudolph is in addition
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to the fact that she's musically
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talented which you do need on a cast and
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the fact that she's great at nailing
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impressions because i like to i'll
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select Donatella Versace is she has this
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big warm streak of kindness running
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through in that that comes out a lot of
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her work and in a strange way bill hater
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does Keith what's his face from Dateline
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affectionate Morrison Morrison it's more
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affectionate than mocking right you know
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yeah and and I may be the only person
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America who really loves us his pistol
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on sketches but I think those are
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hilarious for the state and just again
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how kind he is when he's busy just you
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nice unhinged energy he does a bunch of
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really great impressions and he's got I
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streak of of court kindness going
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through him and that makes him endlessly
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appealing to watch for me the reason i
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big fish because who doesn't
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they get the the next day and he'd be
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with a shovel and and and that's when I
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found him
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wow alright just bill hader he was on my
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list too good yeah very good pic let's
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look I heard I heard something out there
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well I was really torn between Kate
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McCann and Bill Hader for the last pic
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so that he was gonna be my next pick 20
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so I'm gonna go instead with Chris
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Parnell wow you can well he can be weird
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to be and you know he just sort of he
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can be a utility player but he can also
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bring the bring the silly when he has
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two dominant spaceman I yeah I got that
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he is a guy who's benefited greatly from
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his post SNL career yes it will feel
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more warmly about him because he's dr.
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spaceman or he's on that he's on
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my gosh they're brilliant together yet
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to really look grandma Nell though is
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that he's on archer ii/iii contend with
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the right furniture but he's like he's
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the SNL cast members cast member and
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that yeah when he got fired
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you know they brought him back they
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begged and pleaded for him to get back
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on the throne he was for a time brought
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back on so like he's beloved by his
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compatriots yeah alright Chris Parnell
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interesting pic he was not on my list
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but uh but he is dr. spaceman I do like
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that so I'm gonna pick Jane Curtin who
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we just about yeah I need I need a woman
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on my cast and I've got 23 dude so far I
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think she's I think she's great
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if you look back and that in that period
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the very early SNL it is kind of amazing
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to see that the talent that was on
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display there
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so what could go wrong there
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she had well she has some of the best
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the way the way that she handled herself
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on Weekend Update was just a model that
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for anybody who i'm actually person I I
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was upset when Gilda Radner was sneaked
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away from me by money but this is also
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upsetting because she had a great
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chemistry with dan Aykroyd we have you
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haven't slept on my favorite and the
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though she hated John Belushi
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I mean there there was the legitimate
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hatred between the two of them i believe
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ya there why did she play well awesome
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hatred in comedy
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I also liked her because she was kind of
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a she was kind of an iconoclast within
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the cast in that she was married and
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went home to Connecticut every night and
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she's like this is a job I show up I do
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my job i do it well I go home and I like
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anything that puts the lie to the myth
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that in order to be creative and funny
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you also have to be a hot mess hurtling
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towards an early death
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mmm yeah yeah so that she's my pic uh
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unsung hero i think it's a i think
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actually and and i'm not going to say
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bad things about Gilda Radner other than
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to say that I think James other than
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other that she's awful no no that that I
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think it's a changelog words
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hey I think that it's a shame that Jane
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Curtin gets a little overlooked because
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of the presence of Gilda Radner whinging
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cream with a fantastic talent on that
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show she does because because her best
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she was a very a good straight Street
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yeah yeah and and the and you say that
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but being a straight man is very
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different
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yeah well Phil Hartman uses that was his
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problem was he was the straight man and
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he said nobody thinks i actually do
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anything because he didn't have breakout
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characters or anybody you can write a
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movie around her knees any persona he
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just showed up into this job well yeah
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half of Hartman sketches he was just
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like we need a guy in the sketch to be
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like all right Kenseth or whatever you
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know us safe
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the be a straight man to the wacky
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things going on and that that it's hard
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to do I think Jane Curtin doesn't get a
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lot of like love but she also has one of
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the better post SNL television careers
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in the whole history he had two very
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successful series
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yeah one of which is actually enjoyable
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I've always felt a little sorry for Jan
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hooks because I feel like Jan hooks was
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hired to be the next Jane Curtin and
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there's just a little bit of a gap you
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know no love for Caitlyn Ali Phil now I
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can alley is actually enjoyable and
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that's your right knee rocket that are
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locked their responsibilities rocking
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the Sun now that would be either you've
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cracked my color and so it was general
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curtain to me that the knock against her
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or the reason that she might have had a
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harder time getting the the actually she
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deserved is because I feel like she did
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not blend into her character's was
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shooting clearly delineate them enough i
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think in large part because she was so
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often the straight woman it she did
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often felt like you were just seeing
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Jane Curtin in a different sketch when
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she was mentioned I think that's a
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failure of the writing staff at the time
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i'll have better writers yeah they could
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only write her as the mob right now or
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as the IC interviewer night right boys
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really good and I got her
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Monty it's your turn she's mine either
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collected money is returned what do you
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have for us
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well i know i already have Eddie Murphy
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but i'm concerned i don't have enough
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camera hogs so I'm throwing mike myers
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into the oh so you don't have a business
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where this is the other person that I
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was debating picking and I was actually
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gonna pick him next even though again
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not not liked because I think he's an
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extremely funny person he's so funny and
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even his lesser characters like dieter
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still make me laugh so hard you know and
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you can pair him with phil hartman to
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say yeah I'm held boot
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nobody remembers that are coming out it
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sprockets classic sprocket sketches
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anyway the only class extracted she has
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kyle maclachlan know that's true
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mmm yeah like my popular halloween
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costume in college for a lot of people
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Mike Myers you know ya again it's hard
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to sometimes look past like your love
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gurus your loves his mic wires was I was
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a good SNL guy is best seen on SNL ever
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though was when he appeared on the
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episode that Kanye West was the musical
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guest on this was this was after Kanye
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had done his George Bush doesn't care
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about black people think next to mike
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myers during the Katrina telethon
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so Lauren was having trouble cokes and
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Kanye West to come out and they're sort
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of one of those backstage sketches and
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he's trying to get us to come out and
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then he happens upon Mike Myers was no
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longer in the cast and like I haven't
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seen you in a while and so is very fine
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Best Performance by Mike Myers on SNL
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don't know Wayne's World get you know
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they they ran into the ground in sketch
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form and then they ran into the ground
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in movie form although i really like the
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first wayne's world movie and I and I
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like the first Austin Powers movie I
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don't like it there's a history of mike
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myers running things into the ground and
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making them worse and worse and worse
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over time but that's the SNL way yeah
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but it is yes anyway and you know what
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that night right obviously that first
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Wayne's World sketch was the last sketch
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of the night at and I kind of feel like
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sometimes they put the sketches that
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they don't put the worst sketch last
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they put the weirdest sketch last first
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Wayne's World sketch was a revelation it
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was such it was the best sketch of the
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night and then of course you know the
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next week it was the first guy and they
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ran it into the ground but while Mike
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Myers was still a featured player not a
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cast member he would be the star three
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or four stitches at night
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yes I think if we're going to give Jimmy
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Fallon gun fur for breaking and watching
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him do you have to give in
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Mike Myers was with / perfected the art
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of doing the take to the camera where
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compare meet somebody you're so funny
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yep one and they designed characters
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where he could get away with that
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yeah so now their degree yeah i'm a
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cheeky monkey
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I can't oh god that carry yeah but also
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apparently the shrek movies are the
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biggest money makers in the world or
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something that right that makes me not
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going to any money for drafting that
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makes me sad for the world and so I
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married an axe murderer bill phillips
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your choice
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how many pics do we have left because
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this will very much three left there you
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have three left so if you wanted Leslie
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if you want to draft you have 40 left if
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you would like to try and draft all
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three members of spinal tap you don't
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have to do it
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haha not good
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no that's not what happened no I'm
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looking at my my novel this election
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I thought about it I thought about you
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need to learn spinal tap but i'm looking
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at my copious notes and trying to
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determine what you bastards will take
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next so the draft this is the draft
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format working it's magic right now so
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worried about
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worried about
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still taking my guys hmm this is what we
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did wraps because the road worries it's
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fine i need and i need a weekend anchor
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update a weekend anchor Update Weekend
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Update anchor pads better is what i need
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yes words are very difficult to put in
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the right order they are I he's been
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spoken in love and he's a divisive
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figure making them i almost died almost
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picked him I I think he is one of the
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funniest people I he just makes me laugh
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constantly and hit his working sketches
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was derided his bob dole is the
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defendant so I'm taking your mcdonald
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yes taken or mcdonald he's gonna he's
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gonna post favorite part of that the
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traffic people start screaming no Donald
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people seriously
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normal Donald is one of the funniest
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humans alive was going on weekend
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update' that don olmeyer had him fired
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because he kept making fun of the oj of
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his murderous best friend of his
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murderous friend and and and get him off
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the air that's you know when you're so
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good at comedy that that the suits are
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demanding that you must leave the air
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you're doing something right yep and so
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many wonderful catchphrases so the
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Germans would have us believe you
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guessed it Frank Stallone
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normal is awesome real-world parody were
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Bob Dole those peanut butter
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do you remember when when Norma call
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came back to host long after he'd been
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fired of course is like you know before
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they fire me but now they're there every
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back toes which means I'm the funniest
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one here tonight as he's so great he's
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still fighting and also this is not very
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germane to saturday night live but ESPN
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does the horrible espy awards because if
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there's one people one group of people
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that don't get enough recognition
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professional athlete professional
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athletes they really need their own
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award show and he hosted one year and he
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the the opening monologue was so funny
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and cutting and incisive and no one
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laughed because they keep cutting to the
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athletes staring uncomfortably at this
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man was my sweet ripping them apart find
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it on youtube is it is required viewing
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so normal Donald's right my standby that
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Lex it's your choice bill you ignorant
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yeah not the first time I've heard that
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with norm gone i'm gonna i'm gonna move
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down the list a little bit and I'm
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drafting chris farley now not because
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he's good at being fat although he is
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really really fatally like that one of
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the best but his care i mean certainly I
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mean it's hard not to love Matt Foley
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the motivational speaker but the
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contract the characters that I love from
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chris farley word for his his character
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of himself when he hosted the chris
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farley show and then you talk to these
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actually do you remember when you know
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you're in that scene he's asking Paul
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McCartney remember when they were doing
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Paul is dead thing and the beatles like
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was that real
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of course was like well I'm not really
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dead and I don't know it when he was
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quiet he was so so good which i think
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only makes me happier that he could be
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no so boisterous and loud and good too
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but he really he could do both he wasn't
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pick for predators from college like
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sketch just given the last few minutes
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grading even when he's at his best I
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club that's how I feel about my Rudolph
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you can still be happy
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yeah I you know this is also me trying
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to pick somebody who wasn't on the show
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when I was in high school so let's move
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where we have two rounds left to go
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Monty um I was so sure i could say Fred
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Armisen here no one off my game
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it wasn't even on my list i'm going to
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say Jenny slate good dick love her
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good pick a really good pic I like with
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Jason I wanted somebody more recent than
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some of my other killer read your style
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choices but she's super funny and should
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have had more than two years I've
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saturday i live i encourage you to watch
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her drunk history episode
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oh god she's so funny drunk history and
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also marcel the shell with shoes on
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i also really like her as Monalisa
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Saperstein on parks and rec ok you know
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her biggest doesn't family
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yeah it's dropping the f-bomb on her
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first episode her this is the first
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stash their fairy tales rocket all right
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Phil it's your pick now I'm like money I
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i was looking at Jenny slate for this
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pic I'm gonna go with isn't yeah i'm
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gonna go with another person whose time
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on SNL was too short again since I i I'm
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an old man i can't stay up to 7 30
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centre de nights anymore either
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technology friends no to you about your
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friends including no point watching the
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next day it's all rotten by then there
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are it's not like they're their sports
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to watch an old movie night moves office
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so i'm not familiar with her with with
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her saturday night live work but
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everything else I've seen her in
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suggests to me that Lauren Michaels laid
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an egg with the decision to run her out
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of town i'm taking casey wilson always
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she's great she baffled as to why they
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get rid of after one season she was good
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yeah she is she just a really talented
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performer uh everything I've seen her in
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from happy endings to again drunk
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history
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it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh I
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think she's great
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alright seems like there's no argument
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not like with some pics like the ones i
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make you know that's good well done well
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done both although i did i'd have to
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point out you chose her for her present
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it's on Saturday Night Live and not from
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actually having seen her on Saturday
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know for all I for all I know she was
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terrible on this show was terrible and
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this is a time when I will side with
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Lorne Michaels in the sense that she did
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not do well there but she clearly is
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very talented i don't agree with
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anything said about her talent post SNL
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likes it's your it's your turn
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I need a Weekend Update host you do yes
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he did have to choose between bread hi
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available i have to choose another
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person a person whom I loathe the
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politics and which I thought was very
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very good and we can do it for a person
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who I think is also a really good sketch
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versatility player which Dennis Miller
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wasn't at and whos Weekend Update I
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loved but who didn't do Weekend Update
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right anyway I loved it but it wasn't
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right I'm gonna go with a ladder because
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I don't hire people hate so I'm hiring
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kevin nealon Colin Quinn thinks this is
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bull is the worst thing that ever
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happened Weekend Update hi agree on I
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realize you the seth meyers thinks this
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little too i mean i love III actually
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despise Seth Meyers so Evan like a meal
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with jokes and we cannot be really shy
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buyers will be back with people filled
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the spices after this to court shot
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scabbard like spies it's a series if we
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can if we can draft most hated and milk
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a step that would be awesome
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victoria jackson can be everyone's it
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wasn't we're gonna get everybody gets
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victoria jackson the first round started
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a funhouse mirror fill ya know she's
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planar ukulele and sing about how obama
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should be murdered good at voices let's
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let's tell us about kevin i just want to
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say his one kind of update joke which I
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think shows a lot of how he approaches
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anything he did it twice which makes it
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even funnier anybody said like let's
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look at the story from a different angle
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and then the camera two different angle
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he said the same thing he had said
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and like that's a very silly and
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different take on update that most
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people do but he was he was really good
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in many sketches and of course since i
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also have Dana Carvey now I can rekindle
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home Franz and so I'm very happy to have
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Kevin join the team
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alright Lisa your pick Tracy Morgan good
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pic i was i was about to go there so
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well done thank you know but yes yes i
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love to mr. Jones every time you bust
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out with I'm and if it's just correct
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most SNL career and his work on 30 rock
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you know reinforces just what a out
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funny is kind of force of nature guy he
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wasn't also i think says something about
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his his character that Tina Fey came off
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of Saturday Night Live and said I'm
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going to do a show and Tracy Morgan's
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going to be in it with me which you know
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said something because she knew about
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Tracy Morgan could have been like I'm
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not work with that guy and she's like no
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I want that guy and she's like that
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she's like no one actually believe that
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this is what he's like in real life and
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she just turned it up to 11 and returned
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you also get tracy Jordan and tracy
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jordan's movie career if i can get Angie
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Jordan as an add-on to i do you have
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died had all man now it's just again to
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well I have my reasons for picking Tracy
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Morgan they're all good i'm not sharing
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them with you because I don't care to
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make another running joke no no please
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no you know seriousness your theories
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about about no building ensemble cast
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are quite spot on
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I think ya know I need to find another
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agent of chaos because I just said Bill
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Murray I think I was a kid I know I i
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agree and balances out
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ya know my last big has to be a brainy
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weirdo and you guys have screwed me
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so there's still some weirdos out there
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yeah David it's your pick what do you
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have for us
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oh well since all all the women I was
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originally going to pick on me as you
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were my wife I'd a well-liked disappear
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all the way but I haha it's the dystopia
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coming this fall all the women I picked
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our god it's the worst julio iglesias
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Willie Nelson song ever
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Bobby women i've picked before not even
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better with curry s80 Bryant yes she's
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so money's interested in you know I
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think there's undiscovered depths the
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chichi is yet because we have can make
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it into don't you and yes exactly so
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Dyke and fat 32 obviously daikin fats
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latches but in and just the two of them
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in sketches balance each other nicely so
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they I think they make a really nice
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team so I like your digital short we can
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do it might win bad we can both of them
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just went for crazy with that was great
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alright again i have seen no sentient
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life for the last four years so I
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ecology center bouncing yeah and i are
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watching sports
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yeah personal use these out sports
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yeah and the other true and star trek
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i'm with my pic I i also want another
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woman cast member
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I've got a couple that I've been holding
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a hole in my house somewhere here is
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about my bedroom for 3 with a couple of
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time thinking about that are not neither
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of whom were fantastic on the show one
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of whom was ok on the show and one of
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whom was on the show during a time when
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the show was completely off the rails
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John have gone on to be very talented
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actresses and comedians and we mentioned
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earlier
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Julia Louie Dreyfus I think she's a very
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talented person who was not put to best
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use on saturday night live in the
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different solera absolutely not i'm
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gonna go instead for an actress from the
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weird first return season of Loren
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Michaels the one with randy quaid that
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season the one weird with Robert Downey
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jr. but not selectable actress that I'm
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gonna pick her despite her marginal work
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on the show it was a marginal year
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actually think she did ok work in a
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really bad weird year
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and that's Joan Cusack yep so I'm gonna
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pick joan cusack I think especially like
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her so much microphone for me 10 per
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year was problematic to Korea she's
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really great and actually like the the
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my favorite sketch from that year by the
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way because i actually did watch every
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episode that year there was a great
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twilight zone riff called the limits of
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the imagination that involved a floating
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head of randy quaid making bizarre
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declarations let Rod Serling style and I
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was a great together
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so basically 129 happened back in 1985's
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what you're saying there was a really
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good sketch for about two minutes and
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then there was the rest of the year and
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that when there was seven more minutes
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of it because yes well sketches of
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course was SNL of course but it's a john
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cusack is going to join my cast and I
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think she's gonna be great maybe her
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brother can come on hold up a boombox at
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some point anyway
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Monty I were at the last round
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it's your pick what do you have at this
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point I need somebody who's going to be
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in charge of interstitial bits
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no I was like the one you're telling
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Albert Brooks because you might be the
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funniest person ever but Albert Brooks
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is SNL specific work was never actually
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my favorite so I'm going to go with
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longtime SNL writer Jack Handey yeah
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sure it's excellent that's a great
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yeah IDK cons stuck deep thoughts on my
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edition of SNL and will do fine
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interesting not Roberts Michael went
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with jack handey his book these
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adventures Honolulu is kind of an
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interesting read
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it's it's it's not I was it was a great
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profile of him on the well Yorker to is
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that what does have great
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yeah he didn't want it yeah really in
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comedies was unnerving people who is
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like really well adjusted in a super
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hard worker and just naturally weird
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those guys
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yeah that's good man for the worst our
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jack handey is on Monty's team Phil it's
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your final pic I'm going around them i
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cast member with another person who I
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well i'm gonna go with Tim Meadows oh no
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I can be an awkward car ride home is
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what I'm telling you
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as good as two medals was an SNL was as
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bad as he's been on most things since I
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that's no okay i'll give you that I'm
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really thinking that short-lived Michael
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Richards show on which everyone was
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terrible and yeah really yeah you're
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basing people an actual Richard show I
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really yes that's that's that's here
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that's your basis for the value of a
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human being and very good on that show
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with that guy was good in that one thing
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that awful and everything else
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what about you a tragical Richards was
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good into things off all how dare you I
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dare sir but the mellows you know
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Tomatoes good one of my favorite bits
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that he ever did was a weekend update
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segment um very it was very straight
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face very straightforward about the NHL
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lockout where he was talking about how
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he was so happy the hartford whalers
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would get to play cannon and it I can't
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do it justice because it he just
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deadpans it under under place and all
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the way did deadpan he and under play
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under place things so well it's just I
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don't know if he goes home and goes into
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like a primal screaming room to get it
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all out or what it was like you after
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being comfortable i just made love to
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his matter of fact and gosh darn it I
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even like the ladies man to it to some
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extent except for the movie i like the
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first 17 or so time to sketch not the
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movie for God's sake
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yeah oh yeah you putting that in mind
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intentionally have been out that that's
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not talking telling us about the movie
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let's not undermine my pick my nose is
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you're never made a movie called the
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ladies man i have my utility players
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list yep so yeah use and that's why is
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on my team
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well pick flex it is you're not last
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selection it's my penultimate pic yeah
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why you hate phil hartman Lex could you
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just talk about is your seventh gonna be
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somebody better than phil hartman yeah
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maybe his compensatory pickle just be
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Phil Hartman congratulate you on that on
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Phil Hartman is great for the morning to
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pick a Jewish cast member whose
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initiative
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and I'm betting on to that Rihanna its
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mysteries that sandler and Sandberg okay
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but I'm not everyone has a good head
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around why they both are excellent SNL
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players who are also very flawed how do
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you feel about the Opera I was just
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pissed I'm I have post-traumatic
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flashbacks from Lisa made a very obscene
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gesture by the way if that influences
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your pic anyway it it is by far the most
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vulgar thing i have ever seen her do so
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this thing here's here's my debate
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sampler is a very helpful cast member as
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folks talk about in that sales book
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where you know if they were a few
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minutes short Lorne Michaels could say
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hey Adam I need a song about
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thanksgiving in five minutes later
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saying they had a song about
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thanksgiving we're here I'm like turkey
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with working or whatever he had to do
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that's helpful Samberg on the other hand
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was a little bit better on tape that he
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was live in digital shorts were at first
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good and then eventually derivative and
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then sometimes go again so it's it's
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really very much a coin flip for me and
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I want to pick the one that's going to
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cause the most pain to others in the
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draft and so I'm gonna go with Sandler
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you messed it up
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you're so jealous huh Adam Sandler you
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can get i hope you will like offer man
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because you're going to get them now a
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lot of overhand all right you could have
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had Brooklyn nine-nine study meet you
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got the wino Brooklyn nine-nine is some
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Sabres best work so the other day i was
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buying groceries and they've got the
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dvds lined up
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um and they had whatever movie adam
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sandler and drew barrymore did recently
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when they do lots there exactly where
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they're like they're like the Hepburn
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and yeah I see for our time one up and
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one where they went to everyone i wanted
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to color i think it's called that's
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black march and stop when it was just
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their narrow it down yeah that would be
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funnier or to steal a steal and or
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mcdonalds joke on my team i think it was
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called box-office poison
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that was the greatest achievement is
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poor Courtney Courtney what's your
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thorne-smith had no idea how to react to
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any of that but uh it was just there as
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look there's an ass amateur movie that I
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could buy as a as an impulse purchase
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because apparently money has no meaning
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to you because I don't care about money
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your joy your entertainment so good pic
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looks good thank you
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because what I'm trying to say maybe
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you're causing people pain because
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they're questioning everything they know
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about you
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yeah I'm fine with that Lisa it's your
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choice so I needed somebody super weird
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for my last because I didn't have enough
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super weird and I don't know why not
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and now I don't and I my initial impulse
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was to go with Paul Brittain who was a
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cast member from twenty ten to twenty
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twelve Phyllis looking like a monkey
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who's just discovered fire like that ?
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is floating over his head and a bourbon
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sended cloud now I feel that you're just
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naming ex-boyfriends know Tim gather in
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ski still be your official right that's
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the Lord Cecil Wyndemere and he also did
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the legendary sketches which i find
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hilarious
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are you picking the sky or is this just
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tell you I'm like throwing him as a
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booty like sauce going to pick left so
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I'm just I'm just offering all right I'm
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grateful to lex because you picked the
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wrong s i'm picking adams i'm picking
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andy samberg you get and I'm picking
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andy samberg re treats because i think
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the digital shorts actually did a great
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job of dragging SNL kicking and
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screaming into the next century and
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because to this day I can you buy very
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often and to this day I can't get on the
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stinkin fairy without thinking I'm on a
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lot of both
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yeah take a good hard look at the I
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think it's safe to say that it is a sort
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of dragged Saturday Night Live back into
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a format that they already had in the
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eighties because that was Dick of
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ourselves brit big innovation was doing
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a lot of pre-taped yeah shorts i wanna
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kinda brought it back around 1 i've also
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i would pick it i would begin December
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just because oh my god that the one
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where he is Michael Bolton to sing and
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dress up like erin brockovich is just
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delightful i wanna pose a question to
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you I'll pose this to the panel at large
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go on doesn't doing pre-taped things run
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counter to the entire idea behind
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Saturday Night Live isn't that a total
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betrayal of the actual they all need
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time to change portion of that I know
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you guys are you cheatng that's why you
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have GE Smith grimacing while he plays
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his heart would help my team of most
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hated Saturday Night Live elements he
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totally would your smithing suit there's
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always been pre-taped and albert brooks
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always Erbil and puppets stuff
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yeah yeah I but but it's doing it's
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different when it's like mr. bill and
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then the in the Muppets and uh Albert
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Brooks it's not someone who's special
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for dinner my day says ground even even
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the Muppets were done live
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no because the you know in the episode
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lera they would often be like half hour
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of the show would be different pre-taped
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bits it would buy the regular cast
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members and and that was that was
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controversial at the time and Lorne
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Michaels when you put a stop to it when
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he came back and in fact it wasn't until
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really the andy samberg kinda era that
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you saw saw that come back again
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yeah and I kind of resent it come on the
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west coast i never see it live anyway
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we're at like yeah that's what movie or
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sports mom
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David it's your turn well you know I was
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thinking about Julia Louie Dreyfus but
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you know i kinda like everyone is
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thinking about Julia Louie Dreyfus I'm
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thinking about it right now it's been
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rolling stone cover but I i think i
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prefer her as an actress
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mm compared to sketch comedy you know
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and you know i thought well i could do
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interstitials with ben stiller because
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he did that for a little while more
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episodes and they didn't know what to do
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with him you were so so you know I could
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go with him but you know and then it's
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like Harry Shearer and it's like well
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you're just listening things now but
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then I then I thought about it was like
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I kinda like the thought of picking
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another woman and having the women
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outnumber the men for once nice who i'll
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go with Vanessa Bayer yeah that's a
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great rec current cast member again
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another one of those utility players who
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can just be
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weird or be straight straight man you
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know but but yeah let's have the women
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outnumber the man for once Kevin I'm not
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gonna belittle your choices here but
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you've picked a lot of current cast
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members which would seem to suggest that
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the current casts great heat
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well the current cast is not bad the
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writing is awful
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mm but David's gonna do all the writing
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on mancinelli be some good so that's
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true well radio dramas it so it's all
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it's all studio 60 I'm gonna have mad at
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all haha Lord uh-huh
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cancel cancel so that's the first
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commercial break
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yeah well David halfway to the export
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stars and he can probably get Cecily
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strong off the waiver wire eternal they
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go but to be fair a lot of my first pics
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were already taken
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yeah that's no defense
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we're taking her out but ok i would i
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would have taken Gilda Radner in my
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route all German you don't get them so i
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don't get the draft format is cruel
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that's right all right David take
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somebody from a show that I've never
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seen I don't like my cast so all right
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she was a great bar mitzvah boy and a
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great Miley Cyrus okay I'm gonna go back
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to the eighties for a guy who again i
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think is not thought of as well now as
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he was during his era on the show when
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he was he was for up to three years the
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go to sketch comedian and of course then
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you've also got his time on other great
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sketch comedy shows i am going to make
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my last cast member martin short since
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we're going to say Joe Piscopo Martin no
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Martin Short you get your end grimly
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yeah you got you get your arm you get
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a Chevy Chase
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yeah you can do it your design has got
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Dana Carvey and his Chevy Chase and
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you're not
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dad Dennis Miller so that they can do
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they do the side-by-side yeah yeah yeah
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yeah well i think the argument is that
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he had an economy he doesn't need the X
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ok looks like I got Kevin Nealon all
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right Lex you decided not to get we
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don't phil hartman at the top so now you
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get out an extra pick at the bottom here
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it is that means ok I'm yeah I debated
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i was going to go towards Will Forte if
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writing another true utility player i
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really out here is my list but he didn't
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go higher
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not going about your hand still out
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there who is the most versatile random
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guy who's on forever 2 i'm going to pick
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the only SNL cast member who ever became
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United States Senator
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here's why boo
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yeah second senator Hitler is who have
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bigger needed although Al Franken from
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the gym romanian erica Hill is far from
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a great performer Jason indicated in the
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rules that we could also pick folks who
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were writer yes and Stuart Smalley I
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mean people love that for a little while
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is very popular and Stuart Smalley fine
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character whatever but Al Franken and
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excellent writer for saturday night live
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I don't have any but i have Dana Carvey
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to do political stuff but I don't have
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anybody to actually write the political
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content Alfred perfect thats no very
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good when it's good politically so I i
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needed out Frank there to help round out
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i think his best political work was done
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with Tom Davis yeah they they did the
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final day sketch is starting my topic
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dan Aykroyd where it did that actually
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i doubt you
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white house that never happened when
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Richard Nixon was president
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get down on your knees and pray with me
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Henry so it's a decent pic Lex I guess I
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had five people on last that I couldn't
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draft you know I i would like to yeah i
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still have a list of the spreadsheet now
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who i was considering ok let's let's go
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let's go through we're gonna with this
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is the who you didn't pick round and
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then we'll be done
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Monty who do you have left um in the
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face of undoubted mockery the people i
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had left listed were Bobby Moynihan
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Horatio Sanz David Spade and Nora Dunn
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david spade's a fine option i agree with
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all of those except you're done yeah all
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right Phil I have Jim Breuer pittsford
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Christopher Abu you mr. Christopher
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gasps suggestion
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scary thought he was a he was a hell of
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a writer actually Don Novello gaya mm I
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didn't pick him because it would have
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meant I would have had to talk to him
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but Joe Piscopo was a fine impressionist
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his family that you could do a whole
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team of people exactly know if we were
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doing the draft of people who went on to
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better things after Saturday Night Live
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kept kick them to the curb
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damon wayans and Chris Rock would
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probably be the anchors yeah i'm robert
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downey jr i think yeah I would think
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michael hollister Michael mother
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apparently sarah silverman with on
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yeah apparently she was mark McKinney
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michael mckean mark McKinney is best
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work was before Saturday Night Live
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thank you i think is best ensemble with
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kiddin kids in the hall yeah but that
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was before seven internally
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yeah so let's do you have any extras why
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writings really strong and he was a
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great head writer on that show
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nope now bill with the rebound Lisa who
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do you have left
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chance to draft you no no no all right
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now I hang out with him confident with
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her destroyed David you have anybody
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left over
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oh yeah I had Rachel Dratch and Jan
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hooks return shot I'm shot this is the
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first time that someone has mentioned
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Rachel drachez name in the context of
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picking yeah yeah I don't want to be
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well no she wasn't until the player like
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but if you want to if you want a female
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utility player i would i would still
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pick Julia Sweeney over Rachel Dratch
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because I think sweetie I think sweetie
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disappeared your characters more
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effectively yes she was also on my list
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serve as we're going along looking going
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who are the combinations I wanted to see
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kinda picking all these alright and my
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list I I the names i still had on it
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thought about I thought about Jon Arryn
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show was one of the few people to
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actually drop the f-bomb yeah Loggins
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Loggins Loggins Loggins was wearing a
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flogging yeah Harry Shearer uh Gary
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kroger of course as I mentioned earlier
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randy quaid David damon wayans Chris
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people who who went on to better things
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didn't go off alone would be in that
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camp too I suppose
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see I kept everybody off my list who I
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because that's an entirely different you
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know you could draft it's true is that
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way i also had a Will Forte bill hater
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who got taken i guess Jason Sudeikis
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Kenan Thompson I do like is that
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yeah I didn't like that alright that
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you before we go
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who your your new cast members are Monty
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you get phil hartman Eddie Murphy Gilda
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Radner Amy Poehler mike myers Jenny
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slate jack handey parents watch that
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alright thanks for being a true Thank
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You Phil Michaels you get phil hartman
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Dean Aykroyd John Belushi how Kristen
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Wiig your mcdonalds casey wilson and Tim
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Meadows i am pleased with that roster
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alright i would I wouldn't change things
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Lisa you get phil hartman Bill Murray
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tracy morgan and andy samberg and the
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bills reversal it's not imaginary bills
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and imaginary network in I David lower
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you get phil hartman Tina Fey Kate
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Bryant Vanessa Bayer people i have never
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friend and friends yeah me and Joe steel
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fake name that totally fake
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i Lex Friedman thank you for being here
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you get Dana Carvey will ferrell Maya
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sandler and me Al Franken well he hates
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phil hartman I'm very very pleased with
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that I I don't have phil hartman for
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some reason but I'm very handsome i cast
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because if you're seething hatred tell
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you get Dana Carvey instead of phil
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it'll have to work Dana Carvey i think
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is the linchpin well when you don't have
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phil hartman you have to grasp for
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anything
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oh my choices were of course phil
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watch nice and like i said i think the
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most interesting would be the bat
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behind-the-scenes sports junkies i'm
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doing a reality show on some help you
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cast me in another movie please i want
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to read the tom shales book about i'll
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just take yeah i'll just take the billy
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crystal year cast how about that i'll
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just take them to do that again and I'll
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take the second boys or I'll take the
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cast a spinal tap
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anyway that wraps it up I hope you've
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enjoyed us talking about people who are
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on a sketch-comedy show over the course
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of 40 years working for ya if you have
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if you're listening and you know any of
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these people please feel free to pass on
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how we've used them like dolls fantasy
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entertainment now they know how athletes
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feel with ya fantasy sports
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thank you to everybody out there for
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listening being comfortable thanks to my
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panel once again thanks to everybody who
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picked we'll see you next time on the
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