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00:00:00 ◼   ► I'm feeling kind of good about myself at [TS]

00:00:03 ◼   ► the moment [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► oh yeah because i would say once every [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► maybe one to two years might just go on [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► this make a clothes shop [TS]

00:00:14 ◼   ► oh I'm not a big fan of shopping for [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► clothes and trying things on who is it's [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► awful [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► yeah and like so many times I'll go to [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► the shops with my wife and she will [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► become on this to some clothes shopping [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► for you and we'll walk in and then out [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► to speak now not feeling it and we'll [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► have to leave [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► look it just on my own I happened to [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► walk into the shop the other day and I [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► wasn't even really there with much [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► intent and suddenly it just hit me I'm [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► just that's it i'm going crazy i just [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► went for her and I was grabbing things [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► off the rack and I was walking into the [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► changing rooms and I'm gonna try these [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► and I'll grab that and I wasn't even [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► looking at prices [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► why would you do that suddenly that [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► brings thinking into the equation and [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► then everything falls apart [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► this was not thinking I was just [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► grabbing and trying and buying it was [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► magnificent my absolute favorite part [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► was at the end when I was like buying it [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► all need the poor guy took forever to [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► put it all through the register and then [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► at the end he says some ridiculous [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► amount of money and then he says to me [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► would you like a plastic bag with that [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► and I'm like of course because i'm going [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► to carry all this stuff home so I said [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► yes and he says that will be five pence [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► on top [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► I've just spent hundreds and hundreds [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► and hundreds of pairs and he's there is [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► another fire p NK look like is laughed [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► and said yes that's okay i'll pay the [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► five-page good because I'm never quite [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► sure what Brady how this kind of thing [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► is going to go [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► I thought there is a nonzero chance that [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► you were going to be upset about that [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► final five pen that you have to pay for [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► the bag to take it all back [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► this is the kind of thing that I could [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► see that would drive a brady crazy so [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► I'm glad that you were able to be in a [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► happy mood and to roll with it and just [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► let it go on the day that you felt in [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► the mood for clothes shopping the [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► five-page never an issue it was just the [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► ridiculousness over but then i went even [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► further and I did what is an even bigger [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► step for me king of hoarding i came home [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► and i opened up all my wardrobes and [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► drawers and I throw away a [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► lot of clothes Oh for garbage bags for I [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► honestly feel proud of you at this [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► moment [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► breathe haha that's amazing not as proud [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► as my wife was I've never seen her so [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► happy all the clothes that she hates me [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► wearing all gone she came home and [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► opened up my wardrobe and it was all [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► neat like a soldier or beautifully [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► folded and hanging up and there was [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► hardly anything there for the biggest [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► smile on their face and I feel good I [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► felt purged did you get rid of any of [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► those old Alabama t-shirts from years [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► ago that i always see wearing no but [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► that's because they were already going [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► through a washer and I'm the clothing in [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► the wash God spared that's what you're [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► saying yeah I was brutal but it was in [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► the wash it's probably already in the [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► rotation so there was a good chance i [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► was gonna keep it anyway but it was [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► amazing and that when I told my wife I [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► was doing I was texting a guy you're not [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► going to believe it i'm clothes shopping [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► and then I said and now i'm going home [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► and throwing stuff away she was going [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► come on be brutal and was sending me all [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► these encouraging messages saying go on [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► through the stuff away go away and i'm [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► texting back and I'm doing it I'm doing [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► it I'm throwing it away [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► she's like this is magnificent sometimes [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► you leave me speechless Brady very happy [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► that you purchased clothes for yourself [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► and also throughout clothes that no [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► longer fit [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► congratulations it wasn't stopping at no [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► longer fits by the way it was stuff that [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► I just don't wear much okay I was [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► throwing away stuff that does feel I was [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► just in this sweet spot of organization [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► but it did make me wonder what your [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► clothes shopping routine but how does [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► that work because i know you're not [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► always wearing the same thing but kind [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► of in my head I imagine you being a bit [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► like steve jobs and just having like the [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► same clothes over and over again on a [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► rack like his clothes shopping work with [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► you a regular shopper deep do it in big [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► binges like me do you buy an assortment [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► of things to buy lots of the same thing [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► once you're sort of modus operandi here [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► i'm trying to think how long it has been [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► since I have been in a clothing store [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► that was not clothes for a particular [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► purpose like just closed in general and [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► it's been years maybe five years [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► since I've walked into a store to buy [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► clothes I think that's probably about [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► right before the youtube career started [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► already by clients from online [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► yeah so essentially i have been trying [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► and failing over time to build up for [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► myself the perfect wardrobe that is [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► exactly the same every single day all [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► the time and it's super funny to hear [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► you say oh you think that I'm not [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► necessarily wearing the same thing every [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► time I see you and I feel like a great [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► success because i know for a fact that [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► in the last two years every time we have [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► met up i have been wearing one of two [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► outfits [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► yeah i feel like its success that you [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► didn't notice because the clothing is [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► just unremarkable and so it slides under [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► the perception radars like what is that [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► person wearing he's just wearing clothes [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► no gray it wasn't success that I hadn't [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► noticed it was politeness that i didn't [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► mention that you're holding back on the [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► podcast that you don't want to point out [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► the fact that you do know that every [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► wearing the same thing every time we've [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► met up for years like know to be fair [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► there was an unremarkable to it that [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► sort of and remarkable notice that you [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► are aiming for us succeeding with and I [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► mean that in a nice way like I know what [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► you're doing and it's working so i'm not [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► going to pick on you but like how many [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► of the same t-shirts do you have how [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► many of the same trousers if I was to go [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► through your clothing storage areas what [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► would I say [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► ok so this is the method that i think is [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► the best for acquiring clothes and I'll [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► use an example which is t-shirts [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► yep so I spent an enormous amount of [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► time trying to find t-shirts that I [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► liked which is really difficult [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► you think I just want to buy a t-shirt [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► right but when you're looking for a [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► t-shirt that you can wear under almost [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► all circumstances suddenly becomes very [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► hard like I don't want labels the [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► material has to feel nice the caller has [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► to feel nice [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► it needs to be comfortable I need to be [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► able to wear it out it needs to be able [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► to work under a button-up shirt or these [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► people work on its own [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► there's a surprising number of [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► requirements that make it [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► extraordinarily difficult i have now [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► after literally years and trying many [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► many t-shirts found two t-shirts that I [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► like and once I found those i just [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► bought dozens and dozens of them to have [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► him in my house following the same color [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► all in the same color and all in the [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► same size [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► yeah the reason I need to is one of the [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► t-shirts is for warm weather it's made [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► out of a different material and one of [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► the t-shirts as for the rest of the year [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► yep that's the only reason that they [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► need to be too if i could get away with [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► one I would get away with one it's the [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► gray uniform like this is fantastic [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► teachers have been very successful [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► I've ended up doing the exact same thing [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► with underwear right i found underwear [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► that I like there's like a 64 pack of [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► this underwear that I could but I really [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► ok ship it over I just want this tag on [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► just for the record here you bought [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► sixty four pairs of the same underwear [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► I'm trying to tell the story in like a [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► coherent way but I'm realizing we need [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► to get to part of the problems that I [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► end up facing right I you're worried [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► about large being discontinued is the [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► thing that occurs is the t-shirt that I [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► like for example i'm not going to [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► mention what brand they are because the [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► company that sells them has been out of [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► stock for months and months and I'm like [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► their emergency update email list let me [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► know when you get those teachers back in [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► stock i will order 200 of them right [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► I don't want to sail out like what brand [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► of t-shirt it is that I wear because i [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► don't want to be competing with anybody [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► else on the internet to get these [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► t-shirts if and when the company ever [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► comes back and stuff like I've sent the [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► emails like hey we're going to get those [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► pictures back in stock data so this is [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► the problem because because when i buy [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► in bulk I'm unaware of when things have [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► gone out of favor like I don't know if [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► this company is ever going to produce [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► this t-shirt again and if they're just [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► messing with me and now as my wife has [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► been pointing out to me i'm in this [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► situation where I have been running out [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► eventually of all of the bulk clothes [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► that i bought a while ago and quickly [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► coming into like a hobo land if I have [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► just like a few of these perfect things [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► left that I want to wear all the time [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► but now I'm finding myself having to do [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► laundry more and more frequently because [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► my [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► supply of perfect clothes is dwindling [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► and dwindling it's very upsetting [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► because i don't like to do the laundry [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► that much and i am just constantly out [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► of clothes i'm constantly out of shirts [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► it's very frustrating how many ways do [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► you think you can get out of attention [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► before it has to be retired and you know [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► it gets to her but I don't know that's [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► really hard to measure I don't have a [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► good system for keeping the t-shirts and [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► rotation so that there's even where I [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► pay no attention okay they just get [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► trashed overtime [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► ok but this is a thing like i really do [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► think that if you can possibly get away [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► with it having the minimum number of [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► clothes that just fits the maximum [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► number of circumstances all the time is [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► clearly the superior way to live is [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► obviously the better things to do like [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► there's no decisions to make when you [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► get up in the morning you just wake up [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► you put on the clothes like what am I [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► going to where i'm going to wear these [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► exact same genes I'm gonna wear this [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► exact same t-shirt to wear the same [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► underpants and then we're the same socks [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► right and i'm going to have the same [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► shirt that I put on top of it every day [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► the same it's like living the dream [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► Brady it's fantastic as long as you're [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► not like me and you start getting really [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► really picky then about what each item [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► of clothing has to be and then you're [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► going to be in for a world of sadness [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► because obviously things will get [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► discontinued and you will be left adrift [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► hello internet is so easy all i have to [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► do is just pick some topic like I just [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► say t-shirts and nine times out of ten i [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► wouldn't discover some crazy thing about [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► your personality that you can talk about [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► for the next 10 minutes but this is not [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► crazy okay i'll tell you what i do now [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► realize why when we went to that Alabama [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► football game a while back and you [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► dressed up all in red and wore the [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► Alabama stuff and i sent a photo of you [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► wearing it to your wife while she was so [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► delighted by the picture because the [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► hair was like you interested in a Santa [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► suit must have just blown her mind [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► oh yeah that would have been many [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► signals outside of the average range of [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► clothing that i have a war i know for a [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► fact that she found a delightful you got [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► him to wear a red sweater with an [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► elephant on it I think that's the way he [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► does not normally what i do no but [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► listen listen in the theme of like what [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► you did and what i do where you got rid [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► of a whole bunch of clothes i try to [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► wear all the same things I do have a [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► recommendation for people out there were [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► even if you don't want to do what I do [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► which [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► to try to construct futilely a uniform [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► that you're going to wear all the time [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► yeah I do think people should do this [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► when you buy socks by Sox in bulk and [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► get rid of all of your old socks every [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► time you do a refreshment this way all [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► of the socks at least our uniform [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► because i think people just get [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► frustrated with having different kinds [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► of socks you're trying to match them [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► just listen to me people out there go on [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► the internet find some socks you like by [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► 40 pairs of them and throw out all of [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► your old socks trust me it's [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► life-changing [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► this will get you started down the one [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► true path of finding everything else [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► that works for you and keeping it as [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► similar as possible but even if you just [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► do the socks [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► it makes life so much better so great [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► let me ask you this [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► I know you know wearing the same thing [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► every day can be a thing and famously [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► there was for how Steve Jobs thing look [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► most people don't do it [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► most people have a variety of clothes [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► and colors and styles and change them [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► and we're different things each day the [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► people who do that so the majority of [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► the people who you see walking around [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► the streets of London [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► what do you think they're thinking why [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► do you think they do that why do they [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► not do what you do i have no idea do you [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► ever wonder what you want to like you [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► think you're surrounded by crazy people [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► i don't think they're crazy as we [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► discussed on the podcast a bunch of [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► times you cannot explain interest in a [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► thing and I recognize that fashion is an [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► area of life that people are interested [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► in that some portion of the population [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► is interested in fashion like this is a [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► thing that occur so some portion of the [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► population just wants to do this but I [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► think the bulk of people just sort of go [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► along with this feeling even though they [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► probably don't care very much yeah they [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► just think you're not supposed to wear [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► the same thing every day so i will write [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► pro tip people if you wear the same [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► thing every day as long as you are not [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► smelly as long as you are being [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► obviously a hygienic [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► person who cleans themselves just [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► wearing a different shirt even if it is [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► the same color shirt if you just go [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► along with that people don't comment [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► nobody says anything maybe they think a [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► little bit for a little while like what [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► a weirdo but it doesn't matter it [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► doesn't actually really affect anything [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► with your interaction with those people [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► like it's okay you can just wear the [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► same stuff all the time [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► nobody will say anything it's fine so [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► great normally we would do follow up [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► around this time we have gotten herself [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► into a little bit of a pickle here how [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► celebrating well because if we are they [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► entirely honest with the teams i think [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► this is episode 72 you know why we [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► recorded episode 71 about a week ago it [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► has not been edited yet i don't even [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► know what's going to be in it you [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► haven't finished yet we don't know what [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► the team's think of the episode of what [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► they have to say to us about it no so we [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► can't really follow up or answer any [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► questions because we don't know what the [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► episodes like yet I want to go on record [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► and say that this is 100-percent my [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► fault i have been caught up with other [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► things and so yes i have taken a long [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► time for me to get the hell engine [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► episode out but yes it is true that we [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► have no follow-up because there is no [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► show out at the time we are recording [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► this and who knows when this show is [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► going to be released we can still follow [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► up because there's always stuff from [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► long ago [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► you've got a papercut I understand you [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► have a paper cut [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► now this is such a minor thing but it is [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► slowly driving me crazy i want to [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► recognize before i say anything how [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► trivial and incidental this is so we [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► have set up the whole house so that it [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► has a hue light bulbs all around it's [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► all the light bulbs can be set through [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► your iphone or through like as you know [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► a system to turn the monitor them off a [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► particular time and ever since the [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► latest version of Apple's operating [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► system for iphone came out there is now [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► this ability to talk to Siri to request [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► things happen like so we have a movie [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► mode so we can say like hey Siri turn on [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► movie mode and the lights all changed [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► everything's fantastic writer hey Siri [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► turn off all the lights and so this is a [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► thing that way you end up actually doing [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► quite a lot like it ends up being kind [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► of easier just to talk [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► to the robot to change the lights and to [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► do things than to go onto your phone and [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► flip over a bunch of different places [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► and press the buttons and so I find [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► myself quite frequently asking Siri to [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► do things with the lightbulbs in my [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► yep ok so relatively frequently serie [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► takes a few seconds to kind of turn on [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► when you're using the watch [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► it's not ready immediately and the way [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► it lets you know this is you press the [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► button to talk to Siri and then it comes [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► on the screen and it says hold on I'll [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► tap you when I'm ready [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► mm what do you think about that language [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► Brady it's a bit hace ya it's a bit like [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► I'm doing something else like excuse me [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► i'm serving another customer and your [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► turn will come when your turn comes so [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► just white exactly like here's here's [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► the thing i'm pointing this out to [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► people now because i never noticed this [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► until my wife pointed out that it was [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► bothering her like my wife was clearly [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► not getting along with Siri a little bit [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► like it was feeling like her and Cirie [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► we're having a bit of a like little bit [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► of snippy pneus she brought this up to [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► me she goes my series telling me to hold [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► screw that likes hold on what do you [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► mean hold on happy when I'm ready tappy [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► when I'm good and ready is what it might [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► as well say as soon as she mentioned [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► like you know what that language is [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► wrong it's one of those things in life [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► where he was rational gray right [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► rational grades taking over for a moment [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► and acknowledging the fact that this is [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► a machine this is just a little piece of [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► text that somebody put in the machine to [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► indicate that is not ready immediately [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► but nonetheless like I find myself [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► increasingly infuriated by this little [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► bit of language which is always like [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► I'll tapi when I'm ready [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► like I'm busy doing something else like [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► series in the watch filing her nails is [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► like I'll get to you in a second buddy [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► right let me finish what I'm doing now [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► you're my computer [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► you do what I tell you to do that's the [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► nature of this relationship like you are [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► an inanimate solace object whose purpose [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► is to turn on my fights when I tell you [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► what your purpose is not to tell me what [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► to do you don't tell me [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► what to do and if you're going to tell [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► me what to do [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► you better be super polite about it [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► machine [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you better not be giving me like this [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► little a/c remark about like always [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► happy when I'm ready [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► like I'll tap you when I'm ready that's [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► how this relationship works it's [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► infuriating [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► I wish my wife had never pointed out to [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► me because it's a splinter in my mind [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► that just keeps pestering every time it [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► occurs and so now i am doing the [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► audience the same favor i am passing [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► this long audience you to notice series [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► little bit of bossiness when she doesn't [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► want to turn on the lights immediately [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► when you tell her to enjoy that because [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► it's inferior tell you upgrade just like [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► everyone else you just want to be [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► showing the respect you deserve this [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► episode of Hello internet is brought to [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► you by Harry's Harry's is the place to [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► buy your razor blades online in fact [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► they're so confident about that they're [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► offering to let you try them for free if [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► you're willing to cover the three dollar [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► cost of shipping Harry's will send you [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► their razor with their new five blade [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► cartridge and shaving gel you have [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► nothing to lose you might as well give [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► it a try and their new amazing five [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► blade razor includes a soft flex hinge [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► for more comfortable glide a trimmer [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► blade for those hard-to-reach places [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► lubricating strip and a textured razor [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► handle for more control when your hands [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► are wet and most companies will charge [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► you more when they upgrade the quality [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► of their razors but not your friends at [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► Harry's and Harry's their prices are [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► staying the same even though their [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► products keep getting better [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► these new razors offer an even higher [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► quality shave at about half the price of [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► other big branded blades which is why on [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► average and everyday shaver saves about [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► a hundred and fifty bucks a year using [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► Harry's carries is a fantastic value for [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► money aside from the fact that they just [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► look so classy [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► so for a smooth comfortable shave that [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► will also save you money go to Harry's [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► dot-com / hello internet and use offer [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► code [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► eh I when you do this it not only lets [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► Harry's know that you heard about them [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► from this podcast but you're also going [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► to get a free post shave balm [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► with your order when you use that offer [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► code and URL so once again go to Harry's [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► calm / hello internet use offer code [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► hiii to get your post shave balm for [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► free [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► along with your free trial of razors & [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► harry's there's really nothing to lose [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► give it a shot and thanks to harry's for [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► supporting the show the only thing that [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► could be more perfect than a plane crash [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► corner [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► blue is the following article we have [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► not got a plane crash [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► we have got one of your famous at mobile [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► lounges at Dulles Airport having a crash [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► oh my apparently it drive into it [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► construction ditch and two people were [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► hospitalized not life-threatening i [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► hasten to add ok not life-threatening [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► the people mover carrying 37 avianca [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► airlines passengers arriving from bogota [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► colombia crashed just before 2 30 p.m. [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► as the vehicle navigated uneven pavement [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► outside gate be 50 the cursed be 50 as [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► it's now known an hour later official [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► said the antigen passengers had arrived [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► safely at the terminal for customs [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► processing following medical evaluations [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► so these at-ats the excitement and the [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► mythology around them just continues to [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► grow [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► indeed as Brady the mythology continues [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► to grow I don't remember them actually [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► going that fast we can't see them kind [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► of crashing into anything seems a little [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► bit comical to me but yes I guess the [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► mythology continues to grow i did see a [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► couple people actually messaged me about [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► possibly diverting their flights through [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► dulles airport because they want to see [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► it because of the podcast I need to tell [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► people like don't do it guys [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► it's not worth it like I know you think [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► it'll be funny like this is a lovely [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► pilgrimage to a hello Internet holy site [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► but now you're actually just going to [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► spend hours in a sweaty uncomfortable [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► airport lounge with low ceilings where [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► the air is thick and you can feel it in [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► your lungs and you may have to ride on [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► one of these at-ats which apparently is [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► more dangerous than we might have [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► originally thought [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► so don't do we thought the only way to [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► bring them down with a tow cable around [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► their legs but apparently construction [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► ditches do the same thing through [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► in they go did you ever play the empire [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► strikes back on the Atari 2600 I'm sorry [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► Brady I just barely played at re at my [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► friend's house but not very much i was [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► just a year or two too young for that [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► old man i recently rediscovered on one [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► of these online simulators where you can [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► play all the old Atari games on the [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► internet i played empire strikes back [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► for a good 20 minutes [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► mmm and in that you just shoot the hell [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► out of hats [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► its glorious I'm sure looks amazing it [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► really is terrible but gosh it brought [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► back some happy memories [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► I'm glad that's what did that's what [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► matters to you ready yeah my star wars [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► video game memory as a child is the tie [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► fighter games where of course you have [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► to climb the ranks in the evil empire to [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► become the best thai fighter that you [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► can possibly be that is like burned onto [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► my memory spending hundreds and hundreds [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► of hours trying to shoot down x-wings [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► and why wings and a wings and make it up [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► through the Empire so we were on [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► different sides in our childhood star [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► wars gaming alright one thing we are on [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► the same side with is project revelation [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► yes and we had a big milestone this way [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► because we caught up in person and [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► although this is a collaboration I feel [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► like I've been doing the heavy lifting [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► on this one and for the first time you [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► actually got to experience the joy of [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► seeing the album's in person [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► just before we start distributing them [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► what did you think yeah it was great i [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► came up to your house for the sleepover [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► I guess it's with after essentially and [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► yes this was the first time i got to see [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► the records in person and i have to say [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► and even as a person who's not super [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► into things they are gorgeous [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► it's one thing to see the artwork just [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► remotely like when someone send you [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► images but I say they look fantastic in [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► person like I think it just came out [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► really really well and without a doubt i [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► think probably the audience already [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► knows that this is a brady pet project [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► for which I have not helped very much at [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► all this is one hundred percent down to [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► brady and you pulled off i think a [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► fantastic thing getting this [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► designed and manufactured and soon [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► shipped off to the people so it's it's [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► really great it looks fantastic so many [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► people have asked if we will do the [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► little trick there seems to be a trick [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► that's going around at the moment on the [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► interweb and elsewhere where the new [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► British five-pound note which is a sort [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► of that one of these plastic notes as [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► opposed to the more old-fashioned paper [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► e-type note if you use one of these new [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► plastic five-pound notes and stick the [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► corner into the groove of a record who [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► you can actually hear the music or the [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► record coming out of the note it's quite [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► extraordinary obviously it sends [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► vibrations through the note and you can [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► listen to it so sure enough we did crack [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► out a five-pound note [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► look men stick it onto the hello [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► Internet album and we heard our voices [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► coming out of a five-pound note which [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► was quite the experience [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► yes our wives who were in the room at [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► this moment when you and I were bent [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► down over the turntable trying to put [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► the five-pound note on the record i [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► think they were much less impressed by [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► what occurred with you and I were [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► screaming with joy and we're like it [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► works it works we can hear ourselves but [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► i think the ladies were not so impressed [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► it was a perfect storm for us because it [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► was two things that we love our podcast [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► and some geeky science internet ring I [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► tell you what great how about for the [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► first-ever snipper of the vinyl episode [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► that had publicly why don't we play in [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► just a tiny tiny little bit of the vinyl [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► episode emanating from a five-pound note [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► i will leave the logistics of that to [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► maybe go [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► that was it it's just played I have to [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► say though I mean you might say the [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► wives were being a bit [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► sniffy about a five-pound experiment mhm [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► but your wife took a few copies for [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► friends and family [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► sounds like it's going to be if you [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► distributed down the gray half of the [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► hello Internet family tray [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► oh yes of course it's a very different [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► thing from how impressed I was she at [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► the five-pound note trick not very [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► bright over matter how much did you want [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► to get copies of records for people who [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► have requested them much more [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► these things are going to start making [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► their way out into the world so if [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► you've ordered one get excited have your [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► five-pound notes ready when is the [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► estimated delivery for these brave you [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► have any idea [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► well I had a meeting yesterday and I've [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► seen some of the packaging that's being [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► done and i would say imminent eminence [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► there you go people imminent ish [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► imminent ish might already be at their [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► doors by the time the podcast goes up [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► who knows probably not toothbrush corner [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► toothbrush corner why is there a [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► toothbrush corn breeding well we seem to [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► discuss my toothbrush situation more [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► often than you think for a podcast [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► called hello internet but people may [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► remember in the last toothbrush corner [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► we had in my wooden toothbrush explode [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► in my mouth and fill my mouth with [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► bristles and splinters [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► can I just say before you go any further [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► in the story braiding mhm [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► you know I've been talking to each other [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► for a long time now it seems like [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► decades we've been discussing stuff on [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► the podcast and i have listened to your [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► little stories [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► yeah and i think there is no single [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► story of yours that just randomly pops [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► into my head and makes me go more the [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► thinking about you using a wooden [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► toothbrush and having the bristles [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► explode in your mouth like this is just [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► like an echo of a story in my head that [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► it was minding my own business it keeps [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► coming up and I feel like wooden [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► toothbrush really this is actually [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► what's going to happen of the many many [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► Brady stories i think this one stands [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► above all of them [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► well clearly this has been something [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► that has been playing on your mind and [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► possibly on the mind of mrs. gray [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► because when the two of you did come [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► recently for a sleepover [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► I was given a very unexpected and [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► delightful gift supposedly from my [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► birthday which was many months ago about [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► yet to make sense of that entirely [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► related birthday gift [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► I think it was just kindness or maybe it [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► was frustration or both that I was given [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► another electric toothbrush [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► by the grace and they gave me the one [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► that they advocate and use i believe so [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► I was very curious and excited to [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► receive this [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► mhm and that night I went and used it [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► and i've been using it since Lou and I [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► think it's time for me to let you know [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► what I think about the electric [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► toothbrush [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► yes how is a pretty magnificent are [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► great fantastic my teeth have never felt [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► so clean [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► z see it's like I've been to the dentist [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► every time I brush my teeth is fabulous [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► and like my wife had a sneaky use of her [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► and she used it once and then stormed [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► into the lounge room and demanded that i [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► immediately by her one lab victory see [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► technology wins Brady so she's got 12 [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► now and i have say superb so happy [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► superb present Thank You mr. and mrs. [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► gray for my new toothbrush i have used [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► an electric toothbrush before and we see [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► i was using an inferior quality one [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► because this one has been great so far [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► yeah well my wife found out whatever [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► model that was that you got for yourself [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► she was just revolted and the kind of [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► course he didn't like it we got a [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► terrible one we have to get a perfectly [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► good one [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► yeah I do have to admit that I did know [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► that you had tried the toothbrush [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► because during our sleepover my wife [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► came up to me and she said [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► you know what I just heard I said what [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► she said I was walking past the bathroom [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► and I could hear the electric toothbrush [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► on but more than that I could just hear [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► the giggling as brady was feeling the [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► toothbrush tickling his gums and he was [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► giggling like a little child playing [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► with the electric toothbrush for the [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► first time which is why the next morning [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► I felt the need to really try to impress [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► upon you that you need to push past the [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► point at which it tickles your gums into [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► it just becomes normal and you don't [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► notice that anymore because I'm you that [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► you had been giggling away using the [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► toothbrush the previous night [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► it does take a little bit when you first [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► use it i'm loving it so how it looks [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► cool too i got sort of that matte black [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► knight rider one and I think it's [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► fabulous [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► my wife actually did buy you a [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► cool-looking toothbrush then she bought [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► me so I feel like I need to upgrade now [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► ladies is black it comes with this [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► awesome carrying case i want a cool [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► black toothbrush as well [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► well thank you to both of you have a [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► very nice present [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► I was recently in Australia watching a [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► lot of Australian morning television and [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► I'm trying so hard to not be grumbly [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► miserable whinging guy because you know [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► I'm in a good mood I got my new clothes [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► got a nice toothbrush life is good and [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► but watching australian television was [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► difficult and i'm going to let almost [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► all of it slide because I'm a forgiving [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► kind of guy but the one thing that stuck [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► in my craw partly it was the freebooting [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► but you'll understand why in a second [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► see it like most television shows these [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► days I think they have cottoned on to [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► the ease of freebooting online videos [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► and sort of dressing it up as if they're [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► sort of doing a service or using some [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► kind of news coverage juice like they'll [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► say now let's have a look at what's been [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► viral over the last 24 hours like it's [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► news coverage like sports results and [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► then noticed show like the five or six [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► choice online clips of you know a parent [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► riding a skateboard or a cat surfing or [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► whatever is amazing on the internet that [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► day and to me this is borderline [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► freebooting [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► no I see what they're doing they're [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► trying to pretend it's an easy but I [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► don't think it's a fair use news usage [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► but it's borderline whatever this is [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► what morning shows do they just playing [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► clips from the internet [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► yeah that's what happened when my Audrey [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► clip was on good morning america it was [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► like have a look at this is what [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► everyone's watching over not only is [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► ordered that you are chasing bubbles to [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► be fairness good morning america did [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► have my permission to use that clip so [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► I'm not slagging them off and maybe [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► these Australian shows are going and [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► getting permission from everyone every [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► night as well but I find that hard to [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► believe [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► seems unlikely regardless the thing that [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► stuck in my craw about it is immediately [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► afterwards they then cut to whatever new [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► story they were doing that day and this [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► happened almost every morning you know [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► it would be a house on fire or a car [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► crash or whatever they were deciding was [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► news for that day but grave you play the [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► videos that i sent you because I filmed [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► this off the television with my phone [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► because i was so outraged by and wanted [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► to show gray this is what they do when [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► they then show their footage of their [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► news clips [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► ok so you sent me a couple videos here [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► yeah this is 7 News first channel yeah [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► so they have the stonking huge watermark [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► not watermark in the corner on the [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► bottom anything just this huge watermark [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► over the entire screen scrolling from [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► left to right throughout the entirety of [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► the clear that I'm channel 7 news so it [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► would be absolutely impossible to use or [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► crop or do anything with you couldn't [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► take that without having Channel 7 News [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► plastered all over and fair enough if [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► that's what they think they have to do [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► to protect their footage but the irony [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► of them showing all their free booted [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► clips without attribution immediately [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► followed by their jealous protective [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► zealous crazy attempt to stop people [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► using their footage did strike me this [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► is an amazing [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► watermark for the listener i mean it's [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► it's this giant 7news first logo that [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► scrolls literally across the very center [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► of the frame now we have discussed [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► numerous times about how when you're [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► filming chemist [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► experiments you already have the [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► freebooters in your mind you're trying [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► to think about how to frame the shot and [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► you will put watermarks on the image but [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► you're trying to get it close to what's [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► happening so it's uncropped bubble but i [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► think you have never at least to my [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► knowledge you have never put a watermark [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► literally over the very thing that you [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► are filming to obstruct the entire [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► purpose of the video but it's an amazing [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► watermark let me show you my all time [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► favorite example of this thing happened [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► a while back is a billionaire guy in [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► Australia called james packer and he got [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► involved in some scuffle in the straight [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► way I think you might punch someone [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► it was a little scuffle and this james [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► packer's like a media mogul and the [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► rival media company news corp in [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► Australia got a picture of the incident [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► so they had the picture and they wanted [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► to make sure no one else used to them [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► and I'm just messaging you now their [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► picture of this incident and how they [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► protect that this isn't real [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► this is absolutely real ok they have [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► taken the louis vuitton approach to [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► watermarks isn't louis vuitton or one of [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► them that they put their logos on every [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► single inch of the bag which to me makes [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► it look like garbage [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► louisvuitton bags are nice i quite like [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► them because it's like a stylishly okay [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► but it's not stylish when you put it on [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► every single inch of your bag [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► imagine if your phone had 70 Apple logos [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► all over the back of it you like how [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► Jesus Apple yeah but with the louis [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► vuitton it's like the print like a [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► fleur-de-lis or something or like a [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► tartan that's like the louisvuitton [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► fabric is that look I feel like I have [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► unintentionally insulted your Louis [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► Vuitton bag or so quickly because the [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► activity statements by personally I [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► think they're even bags five whereas I [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► think this news corp thing's ridiculous [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► we'll put it in the show notes but [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► they've literally written in this [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► terrible font which is the new news corp [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► logo news corp is written like time and [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► time and time again all over the picture [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► to the point in this case where you can [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► hardly tell what's even happening in the [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► picture anymore [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► yeah and because the fairer watermark [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► just looks like a handwritten thing it [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► just looks like someone has scribbled [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► all over the page [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► this is fantastic apparently that news [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► corp logo which is supposed to look kind [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► of handwritten and somehow based on [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► Rupert Murdoch's and writing i once read [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► I don't know if that's true but anyway [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► well is this going to be the future [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► direction of your YouTube channels [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► braiding it just have numberphile [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► written massive across the screen 0 [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► times [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► yeah these news channels it seems like [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► maybe they are at the forefront of the [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► arms race of stealing other people's [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► videos and also trying to make sure that [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► your own videos and media are not stolen [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► if this is where they have ended up with [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► obstructing the very thing that they try [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► to show then maybe they're just a year [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► ahead of us in this freebooting wore [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► this is this is where you're going to [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► eventually be maybe anyway we will put [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► these in the show notes in fair use [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► because this is breathtaking stuff and [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► to sort of see what we're talking about [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► go and have a look because it will blow [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► your mind but there was another use of [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► content without permission i believe i [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► don't know if you've seen this yet but [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► this was also somewhat interesting and [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► battling and involves hello Internet [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► blue i'm going to send you the website [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► of a pub in New Zealand and they have [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► sort of a little section with three [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► pictures they have click for the menu [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► and they have a picture of a dish of [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► food [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► click for functions and they have like a [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► table where you can choose where to sit [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► or you can click on the image for [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► contact us and what's the other contact [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► us [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► it's the hello Internet logo but it is [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► it says hi [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► yeah I don't know if this is like a Tim [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► who's put this in here as a joke or [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► someone has just been told to source and [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► image on the internet and I thought that [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► says hi it's friendly we should use that [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► I don't know but it's completely [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► baffling it's the hello Internet logo [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► complete with the dotted edge [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► well sort of complete with the dotted [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► edge they've crafted in a strange way so [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► it looks like ass but it's definitely [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► our logo [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► yeah this is baffling what are you doing [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► Pegasus arms in New Zealand great now [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► we've got to go protect our trademark [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► fantastically this is just what I wanted [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► to do today [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► one more thing to do fair [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► fantastic they could have used the [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► nailing gear that's like open source [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► isn't it but yeah that is that we [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► released into the public domain so [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► people could just use that as whatever [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► you're not careful you want to make a [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► Louis Vuitton bag that's nothing but the [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► nail and gear logo all over it you know [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► go crazy [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► free for you to use but the hello [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► Internet logo for the podcast is not [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► under the public domain [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► well maybe New Zealand have different [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► copyright law but Pegasus arms [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► what's going on but it's so random that [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► i'm almost a little bit enchanted by it [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► it just looks terrible and text it looks [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► really up for it does so it's a [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► ridiculous choice on their behalf but [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► yes I feel like if we end up bullying [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► the Pegasus arms into taking down this [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► logo we're doing it for their own good [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► you can't use this logo and it also [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► looks terrible [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► maybe we could ask them to replace it [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► with an island gear i'm not sure that [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► would be an improvement [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► I don't think that that would be [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► bullying to help them i think that would [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► make things much worse maybe the person [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► who just on the saw around the pub is a [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► Tim in which case everything to kind of [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► fall into place but for now it's a bit [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► strange [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► I'm googling now like if I type the word [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► contact into google does the hello [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► Internet logo show up like how did this [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► happen and I must have good high about [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► how long was something [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► yeah i'm just trying to see like what is [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► the google search that might have [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► brought this up I'm coming up blank for [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► the time being but i think that that's [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► what happened or we've been uploaded to [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► his stock usage website somewhere that's [TS]

00:40:32 ◼   ► what's happened [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► hmm healing gear people that's your [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► thing to use this episode of Hello [TS]

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00:41:16 ◼   ► even need to know what a div is forget [TS]

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00:41:41 ◼   ► of a factory Squarespace uses [TS]

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00:41:47 ◼   ► stability their trusted by millions of [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► people and some of the most respected [TS]

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00:42:01 ◼   ► and if you don't even want to make a [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► whole website if you have a portfolio [TS]

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00:42:39 ◼   ► from this podcast thank Squarespace for [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► supporting the show so I have a few [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► things to discuss which all fall under [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► the umbrella of advertising on YouTube [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► and YouTube red and sort of what is [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► YouTube up to these days and there's all [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► kind of started with I think I'm [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► beginning to feel a bit bullied by the [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► number of ads that show up on youtube I [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► feel a bit like where the frog in this [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► boiling water situation where slowly but [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► surely the number of ads that you can [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► possibly see on the screen at a time has [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► been increasing until now where it's [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► just too much and they started with i [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► came across a kind of add on youtube I [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► had never seen before i was watching a [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► video and below the video in this [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► horrific Lee ugly format was a big ad to [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► buy something a physical object that was [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► like related to the thing that they were [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► talking about in the video i was [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► watching a video essentially about like [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► how to build secret compartments in your [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► house i want to ask and below was this [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► big link to buy on Amazon like if you [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► don't want to build a secret compartment [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► for your house you can just buy one of [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► these pre-made secret compartments for [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► your house it'd be much much easier [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► right did you see this actual image of [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► this thing that i'm talking about i [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► believe i did I think I saw your screen [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► grab because i know you were so taken [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► aback when it appeared that you share [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► that with the world on twitter and i [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► think i saw your tweet [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► yeah and I had not seen one before when [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► I saw your toy was like no I've not [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► encountered that admittedly i don't [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► watch as many YouTube videos you but it [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► was new to me i watch enough to have [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► been surprised but this thing is ugly is [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► the whole width of the YouTube video on [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► the bottom it's an ad for the thing like [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► this thing just finally put me over the [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► edge and now that I've seen one suddenly [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► i'm seeing a few more of them here and [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► there and I want to like to just never [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► noticed this before just took something [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► for me to tune into it but this is [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► another kind of AD and I realized [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► looking at this that you can be in a [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► situation where you're watching a single [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► youtube video and you can end up seeing [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► something like 526 ads depending on [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► exactly what's happening in the video [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► it's like okay you load up a YouTube [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► video and there is a pre-roll ad that [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► you have to see [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► ok next to the pre-roll ad there's a [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► display ad in the corner which are those [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► square ads they have in the upper [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► right-hand corner [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► yeah below that there can be a sponsored [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► or recommended videos that the algorithm [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► hasn't picked their recommended videos [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► that are just adds they're just labeled [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► as an ad [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► yeah and then in addition to that now [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► you can see the advertisement for this [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► thing that you're supposed to buy thats [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► related to the video [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► and while you're watching the video in [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► the middle of it it'll pop up a little [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► button that reminds you to buy the thing [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► that the video is about and then if the [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► video is long enough right when it ends [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► you will also see and how do you think [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► there are two you forgot their tell you [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► forgot there's the pop-up ads down the [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► bottom which isn't necessarily related [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► to the recommended thing just a normal [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► pop-up ad yeah and also there are now [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► add annotations sucks sponsored [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► annotations as well yeah I wasn't saying [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► the bottom third one because my thing is [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► it at least if you've seen a pre-roll [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► they shouldn't show you a pop-up ad [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► right you should always get one or the [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► other [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► I didn't know that either you get a [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► pre-roll or you get a pop-up ad if [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► YouTube is working properly [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► that should be the case but I'm just [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► trying to think like theoretically you [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► can see something like six ads for a [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► single youtube video [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► yeah i think this is too much now i [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► don't know what to say about it but it's [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► like I feel doubly frustrated by this [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► because for some reason like I'm sure [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► there's a reason there's always a reason [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► but i can't even buy my way out of this [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► with YouTube red it's like youtube [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► please I would like to do the most moral [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► thing here which is let me just give you [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► money and make these ads go away [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► although I'm realizing is I'm speaking [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► out loud like I'm not even one hundred [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► percent sure if YouTube red makes all of [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► the ads go away like I hope it does I [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► don't actually know what i want to give [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► you money for YouTube red but it's not [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► available in the UK so i cant and now [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► just like it's just so many ads and this [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► real feeling like YouTube is in a [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► position where they kind of have an [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► incentive to make the ads really crappy [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► with the YouTube red system or just to [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► like again continue to crank up the [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► number of ads that you see and it's just [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► I find it frustrating i'm sure it's not [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► lost on people that it's funny that two [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► guys who earn revenue from youtube ads [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► here complaining about YouTube ads but I [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► think that shows how impartial we are so [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► that's wonderful [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► the second thing though is you were [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► talking about you know the Frog you know [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► warming up the frog which is probably [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► actually not the right analogy because [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► if they're warming up the frog that [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► wouldn't be trying to get us to youtube [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► it's more like they're dropping it [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► straight in boiling water and hope we [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► jump out onto YouTube red blue but [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► either way I'm not sure that's what [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► they're doing what do you think I don't [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► think it's quite as simple as let's just [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► make terrible so they go to eat you but [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► I'm just thinking well if people don't [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► go to youtube red let's at least extract [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► money out of those people and they're [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► just coming up with more and more ways [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► to extract money which is sort of the [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► same yeah it is sort of the same [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► I mean look this is one of the [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► interesting things about making your [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► money off of advertising I don't have a [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► business that's like this so I think [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► maybe I'm thinking about it in the wrong [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► way but it always seems to me like [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► businesses that sell a product and then [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► the interaction is over our cleaner [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► businesses [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► it's like a cleaner simpler [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► straightforward relationship they want [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► to sell you a thing and you want to buy [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► the thing and with advertising there's [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► always this balance to be struck about [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► the needs of the content creator versus [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► what the advertiser once like as soon as [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► you have advertisers is always three [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► parties now involved in this transaction [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► not just to creator advertiser viewer [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► it's not as directors just purchaser [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► producer it makes me just wonder about [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► is there someone somewhere in YouTube [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► whose job it is to increase YouTube red [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► sign ups and he thinks like well if I [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► can encourage the ad team to increase [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► the number of ads by 1% like will that [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► increase the number of YouTube red sign [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► ups by half a percent which then looks [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► good on my spreadsheet i don't know if [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► that's the case but you just have to [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► start thinking about like what are the [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► incentives and what is this business [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► trying to do that's all I mean like it [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► just makes me think and being aware of [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► six ads / youtube video suddenly feel [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► like intentional or not there's a real [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► incentive to go use YouTube red what [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► about the danger they're running of [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► damaging the platform all together and [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► helping out some of the alternatives or [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► do you think the alternatives are just [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► so far behind that YouTube can almost do [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► what they want with impunity and it's [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► not like me or anyone else is gonna [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► catch them [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► yeah well i mean i don't think anybody [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► else is going to catch them I do try to [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► look out on the horizon for alternatives [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► and I mean yes there are some places [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► that might be more interesting than [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► others but everybody is just so far [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► behind [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► I don't think YouTube is super concerned [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► about a competitor though I deeply wish [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► that they were it falls under just a [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► concern about the perception of the [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► platform as someone who primarily [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► produces content for that platform [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► I'm really aware of just this makes [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► YouTube look junkie yeah if you try to [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► imagine your mind like imagine you had [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► never seen this website called YouTube [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► and this is the first time you have ever [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► seen it as you land on a video and [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► there's five ads on screen [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► simultaneously while you're waiting for [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► the pre-roll end [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► yeah I think it looks like garbage it [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► just looks like some scammy sitex data [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► doesn't it looks like there's out crappy [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► websites and is full of ads from the [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► early two thousands yeah it does [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► so I think that's part of my feeling of [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► this is like the vast majority of the [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► people who watch my stuff watching on [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► YouTube by an enormous margin and I want [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► YouTube to look and feel nice because [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► it's the place that I put my videos and [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► it just kind of looks crappier and [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► crappier overtime [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► we're sitting here now with this many [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► ads but I can't help but think that in a [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► year from now just like a year ago when [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► YouTube red first came out [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► are there going to be even more [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► different types of advertising on [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► youtube I mean we'll see but i'll be [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► surprised if between now and then they [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► don't introduce some additional form of [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► advertising on the site in one way or [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► another I think this is a kind of [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► one-way ship is the way that this goes [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► are you surprised how long it's taking [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► for them to bring this YouTube red [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► advertising opt out and paid for [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► ten thing outside the US I thought it [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► would be here by now it's been around [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► America for ages now isn't it was on my [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► list actually discuss youtube red for [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► entirely other reasons because we are [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► now at just about the one-year [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► anniversary of YouTube red actually be [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► available for people to buy and use and [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► it seems like I hear from people all [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► around the world in various places where [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► it isn't available i know they have some [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► international rollout i'm not exactly [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► sure what the full extent of it is I do [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► think it is in Australia but it is not [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► in the united kingdom which is just very [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► very frustrating and my numbers of [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► course might be excused for obvious [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► reasons but when i look at the [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► demographic data for like where do [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► people watch my youtube videos united [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► kingdom is number two [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► that's the number two most popular place [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► after the United States so feels like [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► whatever the problem is YouTube fix it [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► and roll this out so that I like i can [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► give you my money to make these ads go [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► can I say something controversial for a [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► second or deeply honest please please [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► I'm suspicious of your desire for an [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► advocacy of YouTube read it is so unlike [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► you to be so into something and want [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► something this much that it makes me [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► feel uneasy [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah you seem so drinking the [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► kool-aid for that it amazes me is it [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► purely just because you want the [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► uncluttered experience is because if you [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► think it's better for your business you [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► will learn more as a businessman or you [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► just think it's a really good product [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► I'm slightly baffled by like imap4 i'll [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► get it when it comes because I want to [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► see what it's like and I hope it makes [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► you two better but your zeal for it is [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► surprising to me [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► ok so part of it is I had an idea popped [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► into my head that I can't get rid of and [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► it has irritated me every time it's [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► crossed my mind is popped into my head a [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► little while ago and it was I keep a [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► bunch of spreadsheets to track my [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► business and so I know what my hourly [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► rate is and at some point it occurred to [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► me to break down my hourly rate into a [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► second-rate like how much is my time [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► worth per second because i was thinking [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► about these stupid ads on YouTube and [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► the five-second skippable thing [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► and now every single time i watch an ad [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► and I wait for those seconds to pass by [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► I can't help but think i would happily [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► pay ten dollars a month to get back the [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► time that is being stolen from me and [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► tiny intervals by watching the greatest [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► unrelated for a second i think if you [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► start measuring your time in seconds [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► therein lies madness LOL this is because [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► like every time you like scratch your [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► new you're gonna be my god it's been two [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► seconds scratching my name up i think [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► you are well on the road to madness here [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► is the thing I just totally agree with [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► you right I should never have done this [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► calculation I should never have even [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► allowed this thought to enter my head [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► but enter my head it did and then here [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► it is right here it is now it cannot be [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► banished my mental calculation of value [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► of my time versus time spent watching [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► YouTube ads ends up being greater than [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► ten dollars a month [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► this is the intersection here like I'm [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► frustrated because it's like I have the [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► correct economic answer that says i [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► should buy YouTube red but you two won't [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► let me buy YouTube red I think that [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► maybe that's like where the real [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► frustration is coming from was like I [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► want to do this thing but you won't let [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► me do it and i also know that the math [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► says this is the correct thing to do [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► like this is the correct answer [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► how often is there like a mathematical [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► answer to a consumer purchase almost [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► never but like in this one case there is [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► so I find it frustrating that great [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► couldn't you spend those five seconds [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► having an idea or like multitasking or [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► thinking about your next video or [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► putting away a pen that you knew you [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► needed to put back into the pan pot or [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► something like if you use those five [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► seconds for work time then you haven't [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► lost any time does your brain work [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► laughs at all but no but it sounds like [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► yours does [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► I mean I'm not here with like a watch [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► beeping every five seconds and dividing [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► my time in 25 second intervals and [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► switching between different things every [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► fight like that's crazy land nobody can [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► do that how did this conversation turned [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► around to may be made to sound like the [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► crazy person [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► you literally just said that you now [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► figure out how much you earn per second [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► and worried about lost seconds you are [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► the crazy person great you are the crazy [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► person [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► don't talk to me like I'm an idiot not [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► listen okay first of all economic [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► distinction here is it value of my time [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► not how much iron per second because [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► when i'm sitting in front of YouTube [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► video I'm learning nothing right I'm [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► just sitting there time is wasted but [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► you're a lunatic for suggesting that [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► this could somehow be otherwise useful [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► time as like oh I want to watch a video [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► click oh there's a five-second [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► artificial barrier between me and this [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► video [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► what am I gonna do in the five seconds [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► of time nothing right it's just lost to [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► the void of my life and I can I get it [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► back i was taking the Mickey a little [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► bit when i was saying put a pan away i [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► think of an idea for next video because [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► the point I was making is for god sakes [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► just five seconds like you know you [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► can't do anything in five seconds anyway [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► and yes they all add up over the course [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► of a month but still five seconds [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► it annoys me too and if i can get out of [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► over but I think you're overstating the [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► problem and turning into a whole big [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► economic rationalization is silly just [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► say i'm willing to pay ten bucks to get [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► rid of the inconvenience you don't need [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► to let have a spreadsheet to tell you [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► everybody who buys you to read is [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► willing to pay the ten dollars to get [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► rid of the inconvenience that this [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► selling feature sorry you do read the [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► original content of which i am totally [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► unaware just a few moments before I [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► started recording this message one of my [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► two main hard drives started making a [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► strange clicky clicky sound and a [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► worrying error message appeared on my [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► screen now don't get me wrong I'm not [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► happy about this turn of events but [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► unlike previous times i have not broken [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► out in like a cold sweat or started [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► rethinking all my life decisions and [TS]

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00:59:21 ◼   ► so they know you came from here on the [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► podcast and again our thanks to [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► backblaze for supporting the show and [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► maybe for the support that about to give [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► okay so while I was busy making [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► spreadsheets i did just think you know [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► since I guess we both do [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► youtube professionally and we talked [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► about YouTube sometimes on this podcast [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► you guess we did like I don't know [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► whether I've been insulted there are not [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► it is this podcast about YouTube or is [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► it about toothbrushes which if we [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► actually spent more time discussing it [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► might really be toothbrushes which do i [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► wish we were discussing right there with [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► the toothbrushes ferret out [TS]