25: A Therapeutic Dose of Imodium, with Merlin Mann
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I have a bit of a cold can hear it just
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when you sniffle what kind of culture
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got I got the good kind
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I got the kind of don't i don't feel
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like my whole body doesn't feel sick and
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I only feel sick from like the neck up
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I feel like a constipated that's a good
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girl it's a good called I don't feel I
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hate a long cold now it's not a long
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cold it's it's it i feel like my head is
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a prop in a Nickelodeon TV show
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uh-huh uh-huh right just take it down
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from the shelf and snap it around if you
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stay with code word then this dinner
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then all the group is gonna is gonna
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come gushing out
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oh god that was weird like I seem to
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like that goop little too much when
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there's some cute girl over the music
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career that was on there
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oh yeah otherwise i wanted some light on
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that my sister used to watch that show
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so the and so therefore i used to watch
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that show because what else are you
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going to do when someone else in your
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family with one TV set is watching the
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show that you don't even enjoy and that
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you're going to sit there and comment
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about how you don't enjoy it every
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single day during a half hour that it's
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not there is nothing else in the
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universe you could do during that time
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then to sit there and complain about it
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mm it's like a chain together because
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there's times when you're going to watch
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your baseball or whatever and she's
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going to be moaning and so you could
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always in cause a reaction similar to
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that when you watch it or as i
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understand i'm an only child as you know
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but you can also hit her understand I
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wish I was an only child
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mm I you know I never looked back to I
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gotta tell you the truth there's you
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know I few things get under my skin the
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way the phrase just the one gets under
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I don't know why that bothers bothers me
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so much but it really really bugs me and
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and I as an only child my daughter that
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are my wife is the youngest of seven so
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she she know that that's close to being
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an only child
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it is an injury when you're the youngest
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you're very you you well I think there's
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really only one only child in a seven
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child family that's the oldest they take
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a thousand pictures that kid they take
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500 pictures in this connection you can
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do the math there's one picture of my
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daughter play something a little bit
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i think is one of her like getting a
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broken arm set in the garage or
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something with that perfect i'll be
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honest i find that stopping over x-ray
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it just says Madeline 1978 it's rubbed
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off and just broken wrists but you're
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doing well you certainly sound you sound
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great for Sigma now you see my command
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is not afraid to to tweak his body with
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the chemicals are indeed we take for
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that you do a sudafed you go go to the
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pharmacy now here if we want to get
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sudafed the real thing
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the stuff that really works you gotta go
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I guess its federal do you have to go to
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the pharmacy and plopped down in july i
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have honestly given up on legitimate
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sudafed I don't know that we have any
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might have some stashed away somewhere
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where I used to I used to always suffer
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and and take nothing and then Amy would
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tell me you're an idiot you're all
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stuffed up you got to take some sudafed
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and i would take some sudafed and then I
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would realize you know this is a there's
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a there's a medicine that actually does
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what it's supposed to do but it really
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isit's yeah i know you you've used one
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of your recurring bit but the way you
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know the the the but hoops you have to
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jump through now to buy sudafed united
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states are so absurd that it i realized
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i was a bit i polished not even a bit
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but it's it's a very frustrating
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yeah because it's you know it's
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something that actually worked it worked
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as you know people people used to walk
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in there in the days when I would enjoy
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faedron it used to be you could walk in
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there the ephedrine that I used to get
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the really good stuff the unadulterated
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unadulterated stuff that i would buy for
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band practice in the eighties you get a
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bottle of like think 50 for three
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dollars American seeing a malt liquor
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and fifty ephedrine for less than five
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bucks so you know that's right company
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so people go in there and these these
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low-level doofuses would go in and steal
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packages and packages sudafed and then I
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guess make a small amount of my theory
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on this is that it is to stop illegal
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drug production i believe but you know
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you watch more movies I don't think
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that's how you do it you want to
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lufthansa level heights you're not gonna
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go to walgreens for times like you're
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going to think bigger
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I think you have hijacked a truck you'll
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stick something in your gang jacket and
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walk out yeah I don't understand why it
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can't just be a
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using a ball limit you know that you
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could buy 10 24 capsules in a single
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transaction at the counter because if
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you if you know Phyllis some kind of
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reasonable limit like that then how
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would you possibly a mass large-scale
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amounts of this stuff wouldn't be worth
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it i mean you definitely you know what
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if you just hop around town to every
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single walgreens that you would get you
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know picking up 24 at a time that dead
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but by the end of the day you'd end up
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with don't know you know hundred and
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forty capsules give a sense of how much
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meth you could make on a day like that i
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don't know i don't know i'm guessing not
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like a lot even if you have a bathtub
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and the right chemicals i bet you can't
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make a time math with that much cold
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medicine yeah I just don't get it i feel
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like it's over reaction and I've i never
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i personally have never and enjoyed
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sudafed and I i guess i feel that way
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about a lot of former college illogical
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you let go in the other direction
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yeah I like you like something that
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comes with fellow yeah exactly exactly
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what i don't need is we have cold like
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this i don't i don't need anything
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soon you don't you ever do the theraflu
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I've tried crap like that never does
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anything em they're flowing imodium and
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that's what keeps this country running
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hey I would get so much less
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accomplished in the aggregate without
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this two things i'm not saying take them
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at once unless you're gonna drink a lot
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of water but it's nice you know it's
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like Nietzsche says it's nice to know
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the motive is is I was one of the best
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named best put a name they came up with
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the mode foot
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what would you have called it I don't
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know but somehow it connotes what it
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does without being gross and you know
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that that's you know that that's what
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the meeting was that somebody at the
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meeting they they said look we're
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nobody's getting up from this table
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until we come up with a name for this
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thing right we know it works reasonably
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happens to show networks it
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yeah the the pointy headed guy from the
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lab is like well it has to end with a
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modem it has to end with odium for legal
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reasons and yeah but what people get a
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sense that it works immediately
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wait a minute well let's go to the
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whiteboard immediate code and I got no
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sure sure everything is a modem is like
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be really went beer in mobile you'll eat
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you pay for imodium a couple days later
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I don't want the real your show but just
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so you know if you take a lot of imodium
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like a therapeutic dose it doesn't mean
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it goes away
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you know what i mean it's it's like
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you're basically you're sweeping that
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detris under the rug and that rug will
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eventually get full probably kind of
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gross i'm also i also would like to find
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out what you really show but i would
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like to thank you also for first of all
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making me really want what's the name of
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Henry box Brown oh my god that sounds so
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good and also I'm just very grateful
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that you have taught me about the
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existence of mr. Henry box Brown always
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another great story isn't it was an
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urban myth and I can't believe that's
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there's a couple of mean I could go on
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and on and on about Hopsin under mat and
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someday like I want to come to
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Philadelphia just to go to someday I
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want to I you know you're on you're the
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guy who I know if I could get you in the
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right mood you would love it but you're
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the one friend of mine who I worry that
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that maybe you wouldn't is a fan is it
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like talking about your drink guy rolled
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up sleeves don't know you but but but
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you you you might worry that it is when
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you get there you might think all this
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is going to be one of those places but
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it's not i think if i get a couple box
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Browns under my belt i'm going to help
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right right one of the things is and and
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and you're going to use you hear this
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and i know you're going to worry that
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the place odds that place there's ok
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there's no signage there's no marking on
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the outside that says this is Hopsin
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line no Matt and in fact it's in a
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stretch of Chinatown here in
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Philadelphia is on the side of the
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street where it you really wouldn't
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think there's any open retail
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establishments on that street on the
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other side of the street there's a
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couple of nice chinese restaurants but
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on this side of the street it looks like
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everything's closed including the
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building where Hopsin yes and there's
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just a little love
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there's a like metal gate in front of
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the door and a little buzzer to ring the
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buzzer and maybe the guy comes out maybe
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nobody comes out and you just stand
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there in your weight and eventually
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somebody comes out and if there is any
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room available they will let you in and
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if there is no room available they will
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then you'll have to wait because they
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don't want anybody it's a type of place
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and I appreciate this is some more like
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you're almost like a restaurant where
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you're not allowed to just stand around
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either have a seat at the bar or you
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have a table or you're not inside yet
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they have a little auntie room for you
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come in and and lead the owner you will
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explain the rules of the place to the
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antechamber the entire floor is paved
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with tails up pennies from corner to
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well except there's two or three of them
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their heads up if you look closely it's
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beautiful though it's really really have
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a they have rules and apparently they
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have is it accurate they have a dress
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code they do have a dress code
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just like the number one Google searches
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like four hops along the address
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definitely a dress code you cannot you
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can't get in there with shorts not
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really a problem at this time of year
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but no shorts no flip-flops gotta look
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like an adult that should that should
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just be a rule everywhere i think is
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sneakers might be a problem
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i I'm not sure so that might be the one
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thing that I in John just what I will I
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will make it work
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I'm gonna come here just for that I will
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make it work because this and it's the
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key to this is the than if i meet you
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want maybe you want to tell your
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audience with this is it sounds like a
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very deceptively simple drought that has
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a couple of important well I'll tell you
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the first time I had the first time I
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had it I've been intrigued by hop sing
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ever since I heard about it and it was
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supposed to open
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I don't know your and a half ago or
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something like that and i had my eye on
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it and kept checking a couple of the was
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like the only thing that made me check
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the Philadelphia food blogs and stuff
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like that and it never seen you know and
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I'd go past it and look and of course
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and even now it doesn't really look like
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it's open but there was never any spread
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sign that the thing was ever getting
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closer to opening and then about a year
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ago it was supposed to open right after
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like new years you know 11 months ago or
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whatever it was it was getting rumored
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that it was going to be was going to
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open soon and the word was that if you
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don't follow him on Twitter that you can
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maybe get invited in early so I just all
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I did was follow the guy and and I don't
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know week or two later I got like a I
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don't know there's a gnat reply or DM or
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something but it was you know you if you
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want to come in for a tasting we're
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having a tasting invitation-only tasting
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tuesday night you want to come in and I
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was like yeah of course although i had
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no you know what actually I could just
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go on and on with this guy that is so
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actually what he did was that before i
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got invited to the tasting he invited me
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and Amy to come in one afternoon just to
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see the place that's right I said I
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didn't get a drink the first time I went
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so Amy and I come over it's like a
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Tuesday afternoon and Jonas stone school
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and he lets us in were you hoping just
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curiosity when you went there all
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Genesis at school we kind of hoping to
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get a drink now I because I didn't think
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it was even legal because i don't think
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that it was you know I mean they're just
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like a lot of Licensing type situation
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not that you can't you know
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pour one out you know on this like to
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see had one before you write but we go
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in and we come in the main room and it
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really is it's just a beautiful it's
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just beautiful I can't do any justice to
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I mean there's a couple of photographs
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that are out there of the room but it
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really is just a beautiful place and he
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was showing us some of the stuff but the
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there's a guy sitting at a table in the
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middle of the room a young guy maybe at
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22 23 and and then offhandedly we have
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no what we have no idea who he is he's
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just sitting there like sort of very
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straight back in about five minutes in
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li lets us know that this guy was in
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here he's in here interviewing for a job
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as a bartender and in the meantime
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Natalie isn't paying any attention to
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him and he apparently abandoned the
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interview halfway to give me any of this
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tour of the place and I think it was a
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total fight club situation where he was
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testing the guy you know like what are
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you going to do if i stop this job
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interview halfway through to give these
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other two people a tour of of the bar
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and none of us acknowledge you for 30
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it's a kind of an employment hazing yeah
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i think so let's see let's see if you're
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gonna make it here Johnny right that's
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but you know one of the things that hit
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me right and struck me right away on
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that even on that tour is that he really
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does have the most extraordinary
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selection of liquor I've ever seen in my
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entire life in terms of Bourbons and the
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stuff that i like it then and can judge
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that the quality of the collection I
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mean it's really is sort of a uh I don't
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know like a Stephen King type story
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where he's he's pulled some of this
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stuff from another universe you know
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like all sorts of stuff I've ever i've
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never even heard of over here for roses
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bourbon pretty good on ya ya i get
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confused because there's a there's a
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there's a bomb wine with roses and I no
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no there were differences you know for
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roses is pretty good and I think its
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general runnin around 30-35 dollars
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really good stuff and then there's
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somebody sent me a bottle of that once
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it was true yeah it's really good and
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then there's a four roses something
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something maybe I have four roses select
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or something like that which i have seen
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as well and I think it's maybe like ten
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dollars more
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he has four different for roses bourbon
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he's got four roses the four roses other
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thing that I've heard and he's got these
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other two that I like where do you get
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how do you even get that how do you how
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do you get that at right it just right
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down the line with all of you know all
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your favorite distillers he's just got a
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black maple hill which is really good
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stuff but then he's got black maple hill
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black label which died
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you can't get it I don't even know where
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did it's like he made it up it's like
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he's got this one bottle of black maple
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hill Black Label bourbon so I was super
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super impressed
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long story short a week or two later I
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get invited to a tasting at places and
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open yet and the way the tasting went is
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it was I don't know seven or eight of us
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and we don't get to pick anything he
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said here this is your first strength
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and we know and and you know you tell me
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what you think about what do you think
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it is and I can tell right away it was
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sort of like a screwdriver it was gonna
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definitely orange juice that I could
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only guess because of the lack of any
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other strong taste that it was vodka but
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there was like a frothy nasaan top i had
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no idea what he added and ends up nope
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it's just a screwdriver just a just
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fresh extracted is testing fresh
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extracted orange juice
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and an ultimate UL matv vodka but
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because it was fresh extracted juice it
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like had this frothiness to it that was
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amazing and then the next drink he gave
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me was the Henry box Brown which is
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fresh extracted red grape juice and
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eldorado 15 you're aged rum but here's
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the thing he gave me that drink and so
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what you know what do you do anything
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number one I loved it it was just
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unbelievable it's just unbelievable
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drink it's it's so refreshing but it's
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also clearly like a very very very busy
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drink but I had no idea what was in it
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I had no idea i couldn't tell it was
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grape juice I couldn't tell that it was
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wrong i was like guys that like I was
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like I I don't know
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and because I've never heard of that
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I've never in my life heard of anybody
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mixing grape juice and rum and in fact
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that's all there is in the drink you
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know you hear rum and you think stuff
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like you know you think tiki drinks hero
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pineapple i think i think it's like a
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headache like I can't drink a lot of rum
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well-run get I don't enjoy it like the
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way I enjoy purpose yeah well and rum
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I've done what I know I don't have I
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note that symbol full about room
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compared to want to know about bourbon
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but one of the problems with rum is that
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unlike a lot of other liquor around the
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world there's it's unregulated so like
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there's a lot you can't call something
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mean you can't just get together with
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some some stuff and make something call
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it bourbon burger champagne champagne
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exactly exactly like champagne it's very
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highly regulated you have to i think
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even it's so regulated you have to make
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bourbon and tennessee I don't think you
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can even call apartment didn't come out
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of Tennessee something i don't know but
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it's really ended on the percentage of
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of wheat vs corn it has to be in the
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certain you know very narrow range you
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know it's like--there's like truly like
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a legal legal definition of the
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difference between bourbon and rye
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etcetera etcetera but there's no such
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regulations around rum you can make
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anything that you know anything and you
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can make a map bathtub around exactly
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and you can just call it from which is
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why drum tends to you know exactly why
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people associated with headaches so it
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could be there's a and Plus on my ass
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but it could be the kind of impurities
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and that have been introduced going to a
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lack of right
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place exactly i didn't anyone in generic
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drugs and I think you know us suffers
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similarly from from you know that the
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low-end stuff is truly the double now
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that I'm a tequila guy so notice the
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difference it's a huge difference and it
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just gives the whole it gives the whole
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liquor a bad name though right because
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you know a really good tequila is is no
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reason to be concerned about like you
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know but I'm like bourbon the difference
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between a medium good tequila and a bad
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tequila is huge
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oh yeah I mean it's really it's crazy
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like I get so I forget what i get i
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usually drunk getting it but the now
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I'll get like I get the I like a white
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you know I can make this thing they call
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the paleo cocktail this is the i don't
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ever made you drink one of these no I
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don't let it set on dude it's tequila
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lime juice and soda stream I don't know
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I've had one of those
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yeah oh I don't know your client had a
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name for it that well you know that's
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what they call it but it's it's the
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perfect drink it's it's so refreshing
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and you can make one about seven seconds
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which is nice but but you know the thing
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is I i use the Blanco right now and
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minify if I'm forgot to go to the bodega
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and get the jose cuervo gold it's like
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oh this is like you know Jimmy Buffett
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you like urinated and I've steel pot or
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something i don't i just don't care what
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your ratio what it would do what do you
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want your measurements are publicly or
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privately or publicly just put a little
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bit little bit of the cue on yeah well
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it's not what I do is I put it I put it
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in until I think that's just a little
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bit too much and that's what I know it's
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good so you don't and then I don't
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measure measure it now
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eyeballing you know my poli you make
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sure your tattoos measurement drinks I
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even measure my martinis
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I'm gonna tell my wife that i'm going to
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go out after our program your program
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and I'm gonna go get fucking fun we have
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a pretty good not too annoying wine and
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liquor store that I that has stuff like
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a bet they got this El Dorado you can
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make this at home in my name is a fool's
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errand I what you have a grape juice
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about the grape juices the heart yeah
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because he's got this fancy extractor
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behind there it sits down but Marco has
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you don't really like that many as I ps3
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and rights to that he doesn't like if
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Marco has a juice extractor he's got the
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one that that Lee has a top Singh it's
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like you know it looks like it works
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pretty fast in stainless steel channel
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and i found i fell to the world
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difficult to clean it looks like it's
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easy to clean so that if me and you were
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both bartending there and I'm making one
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with the grape and you're waiting for me
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because you've got to make a one with
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that oranges next that it's easy to
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you know it just looks like the the best
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juice extractor so I don't know but
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apparently people have said that you can
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just muddle the grapes in in a mixing
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thing I mean it's probably not quite as
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good but i'm sure you get pretty close
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to you know pretty close
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I'm going to measure this one that
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sounds fantastic ah but I like i said
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this thing ever i I've had some good rum
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drinks over the years you know that I've
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enjoyed it you know like at the disney
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Holly what's at the Polynesian then
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we're I'm sure you put still there the
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pollination still there yeah you know
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you're gonna make a run drink and pour
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it into a carved out pineapple or
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something like that but that's what I
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associate with rum drinks you don't
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ya know it's just crazy it's the
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craziest combination and it's it's just
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the best string it's it is you know me i
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do i love the Bourbon i love the
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martinis I'm telling you though if I
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found out on a desert island that the
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only booze I could have the rest of my
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life for Henry box Brown I'd be I'd be
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fine i might try well i think that you
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know of the numerous things I like to
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think that we have in common I think our
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liquor preferences are pretty close
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well and also scott simpson he just
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drinks a lot more well it's not it's not
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a problem he's got another configures
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the other thing i love about the Henry
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box Brown when telling people trying to
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explain my love of Hopsin is that you
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get in there and you're Luke you're
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going to be worried i know i was worried
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I was worried my life that I was setting
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myself up just like yeah you're right to
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be worried because like I'm on board i'm
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still on 42 pics square ice cubes
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I they're not you know what I think the
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I do not joke that this jokey sighs I
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sku no no they're you know they're big
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cubes but they're not one big cube but
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your but there are definitely red flags
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it if you went into these places and i'm
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not going to talk about a million times
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but like these places you go to in san
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francisco in la that are like the
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Haunted Mansion you know you go in and
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it's real silly and it like a Tom Waits
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song everybody super serious nono
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sulfones load you know or like how you
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have to like a type of request on the
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typewriter before we let you know
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okay I get it you know but this this
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sounds like a terrific place and the
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thing is the proof is in the pudding if
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you can get in there and get a drink and
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enjoy it then it's a good place right so
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stop saying i think is very reasonable
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cellphone rules you are allowed to use
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your phone but you are not let it make a
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this is for the enjoyment of your
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patrons surrounding you and you are not
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allowed to take photographs and this is
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for the privacy of all the people who
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are in there
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no I think that's a reasonable rule that
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if you're in there too if you're in
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there you can you can rest assured that
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your photograph is not going to be taken
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so you can well this is probably better
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safer for a different program but if you
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can just capture this i think at some
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point you and I should take our big
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podcast money and come up with a place
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that will have yes be awesome drinks but
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a will have the most exhaustive and
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inscrutable set of rules in a place has
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ever had and it's extremely difficult to
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find maybe it's got three doors and
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sometimes they're locked but I think I
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don't get all your texts today but i
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think we could make a lot of dell in
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either of our cities by having a place
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that's extremely different difficult to
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understand maybe any which you might be
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thrown out at any point for reasons it
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would be a lot like like a mouse had a
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bar want to be stuff happening that you
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just would be very very hard to
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understand maybe it's open in both
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cities but it's technically an
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alternative technically one
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establishment so it's never over on the
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same day we found a loophole that allows
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us to have one liquor license for the
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entire place and maybe it shuts down
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maybe you get maybe you know you get two
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hours there i get two hours here we
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threw everybody out and there's a
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different password when you come it's
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always going places
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the schedule is always different we
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think it's written man it just says I
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give you just show up on friday night at
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whatever Street in San Francisco it says
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we're sorry we're open to Philadelphia
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right maybe get to solve a Sudoku to get
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I don't know but I mean you want to keep
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it you want to keep it i think these uh
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look at people go to these places they
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really enjoy that level of theatricality
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else can ask you one more question and
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then I have a feeling of the answer if
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you tried eagle rare
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I was going to say no doubt i think he
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probably won't remember i may not
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remember no it's ringing about the eagle
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rare career is one of those ones where
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there are definitely click that they
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have an eagle rare gonna get this right
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i think their standard one I want to say
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is is 10 years and its really really
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good and then they have another 1i want
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to get this right for posterity there's
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another one that is more costly and
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longer aged and it's it's just one of
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the best things I've ever had in my life
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I bad and I don't know where I'm looking
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at the bottle now and now that i see
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there's only one of those ones that you
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want to probably just enjoy you know
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with a little little bit of rocks
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I mean it's it or or not it's really
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yeah i have not had do not have it in
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the house I've never purchase it but i
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know that i've had this somewhere can't
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remember where though one night we had
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to record you look nice today so I
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needed something to drink and I grabbed
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the first thing that we had at home had
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a bottle of which is the seagull rare
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that the fancy 117 I see this they have
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David end there's a standard and then
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they have a 17 when I would have seen
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that was a pretty hot
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see ya there's always another level
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right so you get deeper and deeper into
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that place over parts of the Caribbean
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or whatever you get fancier room but you
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know is a silly story but I I grabbed it
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and brought it to work I thought hey
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this is cool because it had been a gift
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that actually mean I had given to mad
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for like doing a little favor for her
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and she said only thing is i can get a
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bottle something I'm i crack it and
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brought it to work and started started
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making a variation on this is no this is
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blasphemy i know but i guess its bourbon
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right it's bourbon with some lime and I
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covered up with some muscle streams very
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similar to the to the tequila drink and
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I got about three quarters of the way
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into this and i happen to mention
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Simpson that I was drinking that he said
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he was drinking some to its own
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traditional that's fifty dollars but I
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was like I I was so embarrassed but
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luckily I was so intoxicated that it
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didn't stick with me so that I got
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another one to replace it for her
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because I'm a gentleman and then I drank
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that one too but if you can get that
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stuff you don't know if you wanna get a
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pop singer but if you don't have
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something something wrong with your lady
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after-hours it's it's it's real good now
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no why I'm familiar with its from its
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from the Buffalo Trace people
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ok number would remember we didn't
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newzealand to the mouth of the trickiest
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oh my god is that we ran the amount of
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liquor you know zealand they don't did
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you know they don't know what the Wi-Fi
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there they get they get like Hayes modem
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style Wi-Fi for four hundred dollars a
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day right you want to buy you want to
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buy a coffee it takes 35 minutes and
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costs one of the healing money is it in
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they do not have a lot of bourbon as we
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discover well it did that was
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embarrassed this story is that we never
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there for web stock 221 guys they work
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with the bartender's you ever used it so
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love you so we're at i forget the name
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of what's the name of the hook the hip
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hippopotamus identical to the
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hippocampus yet papa bottomless bar at
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the at the hotel where everybody who was
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a speaker web stock was and we were all
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there on the first day we're all deeply
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deeply jet lag because she notes it's
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like the you know couldn't be more
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jetlite is a 15-hour flight for I mean
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you had you had Philadelphia San
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Francisco and probably flew together but
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you have Philadelphia San Francisco and
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San Francisco and New Zealand how long
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was that it had to have been 20 hours
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yeah but we had like a weird I God for
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for like five hour layover you get a
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hotel and we got a hotel room and fell
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asleep for three hours which was the
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smartest thing that was like the best
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hundred and fifty bucks I ever spent was
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the hundred and fifty bucks to get a
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hotel room for two hours and 43 hours
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and and sleep a little bit between the
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well worth it but anyway we get there
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and and we get up to the hotel bar and
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it's afternoon it was I don't like 4-430
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and everybody's sort of meeting each
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other and find out that the hotel bar
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and like every month they had a special
00:28:03
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cocktail and this month's special
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cocktail was the Bourbon old-fashioned
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and we were like what how where the
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we've seemed to book the right hotel and
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like three days later this bartender who
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is awesome he had this real theater
00:28:18
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member the way he Houston would when he
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would take the key is almost like a cast
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member yeah i mean he was he was very
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energetic and very fun and in like not
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teasing but you know any remember he was
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just he was really can get
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age then it was fun to give him
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something like seventeen dollars per
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train ride was really it was a fun he
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wasn't costly it's pretty clueless happy
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and you know it was like a free I you
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know it's one of those things where
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their dollars or whatever they call the
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things are so close to ours but not
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quite that it it threw me off where you
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yes like 1.1 birds to a box right it
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would be like you know an $18 drink and
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I think one way to second with the
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conversion does that mean it really jump
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into 20 some dollars or does that mean
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I'm anything but i do that with time and
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money i calculate the opposite with that
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I you know and they had options that you
00:29:04
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can make it with this if you want to
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there's like a whole page like the in
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the cocktail menu one whole page was
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specifically for the old-fashioned and
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they had all these other options you
00:29:12
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could do but Houston had a real nice way
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of taking a grapefruit peel that was
00:29:17
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what he was putting him and then he
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would he would twist it and light a
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match and sort of a you know explode the
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understand what that is in a citrus than
00:29:28
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that is not a Ryan but the the run you
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know this list the twist thing yeah and
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somehow if you do it at the referee time
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it right when you squeeze it and light a
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match you can make it a flame bursts out
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and it's sort of you know put like a
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smoky hint to the rind is he as he
00:29:43
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garnishes your drink and anyway with
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into his it was a welcome very sorry but
00:29:48
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we're all out of Buffalo Trace bourbon
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and then I was like I will outtake and
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it is like well in fact we're all out of
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haha head and he was so apologize but
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this is like a read the thing is that
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you have to understand that this is you
00:30:03
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know this is a real bar
00:30:05
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this isn't like something that's been
00:30:06
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slapped onto a marian wright hot wings
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this is like I'm not a nice bar with a
00:30:11
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nice restaurant at night if you check up
00:30:13
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on the fourth floor had a real nice view
00:30:15
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I think it wasn't the kind of place that
00:30:16
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goes oh we forgot to order bourbon
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something it was bourbon modest-sized it
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was a seismic event in the Bourbon world
00:30:23
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of this pit was bourbon month and i
00:30:25
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believe that what we ended up doing
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I think that was the urban but i think
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they still had jack daniels and so we
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ended up letting to make this old
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fashioned out of jack daniel's which is
00:30:36
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you know at that poor form but and then
00:30:40
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he was very apologetic about it but it
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was amazing will try that eagle rare and
00:30:45
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I've already made a list you got me to
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do this stop here and I'm gonna I'm
00:30:48
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gonna get the the mayor are around from
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guy Jana called fifteen-year-old
00:30:54
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eldorado okay that sounds good and you
00:30:58
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want red grape something and red car
00:31:00
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anyway though it bottom line though is
00:31:01
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that here's the thing you think the
00:31:02
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place is really fussy and here's the
00:31:03
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thing Amy and I have this end there's a
00:31:05
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whole bunch of other places in town in
00:31:06
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philly that are like this i know i've
00:31:08
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been to the department and branch out in
00:31:10
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San Francisco and a lot of these
00:31:13
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cocktail page number one they dress the
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bartender's up old-timey stop they don't
00:31:16
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do that Hopsin everybody just wears a
00:31:18
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white shirt and black tie that's it
00:31:19
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there's no old-timey this to it you look
00:31:21
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it's more like a reservoir dogs look
00:31:23
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without the jacket every you know you
00:31:24
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look you know everybody looks the same
00:31:25
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you can tell who works here but you're
00:31:27
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there's no faking old-timey nobody has a
00:31:28
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mustache but here's the thing all the
00:31:32
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drinks a lot of these craft cocktail
00:31:34
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places are sound really really good
00:31:36
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until you get to the last thing and then
00:31:38
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it's like why would you put that a drink
00:31:40
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and then it's I think you're supposed to
00:31:42
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be like the fact that you can get it
00:31:45
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down makes you better than other people
00:31:46
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because there's you know you know a
00:31:49
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little bit of a extracted dog turd in
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there exactly like we know where we're
00:31:54
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know where no Albert when a soul brother
00:31:56
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when it comes to drinks but but but just
00:31:58
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from my you know semi-pro drinking I I
00:32:03
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it does strike me that sometimes it is a
00:32:05
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lot like a place that wants to be a
00:32:07
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fancy food place now this works you're
00:32:10
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in french laundry here on your senses
00:32:12
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yeah I go there every time for real no
00:32:14
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oh well French Laundry found it is
00:32:18
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stable at the corn is that the Thomas
00:32:21
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Thomas Keller price that's was like the
00:32:22
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best restaurant in America two years and
00:32:24
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around it's it's it's an event to go
00:32:25
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arguably maybe possibly you could argue
00:32:29
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the best restaurant or remember when
00:32:30
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►
jason and meg likes saved other change
00:32:33
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for a year to go there i mean it's
00:32:35
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really but it's really amazing and you
00:32:36
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go in there and its first bought this
00:32:38
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isn't even want to talk about itunes but
00:32:40
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it was a it is completely event dining
00:32:43
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and they do something that almost nobody
00:32:44
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else does well which is cute
00:32:46
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they do cute really well not cute you
00:32:48
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know too clever by half
00:32:50
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they pull it off here let me bring you
00:32:52
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these this p naught and gel II said
00:32:56
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which and it's all just like silly puns
00:32:58
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on something that but you know but the
00:33:00
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peanuts are made out of you know artists
00:33:02
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a lamb or something anyway and but it
00:33:04
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works but it strikes me that a lot of
00:33:05
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these places trying to do that
00:33:06
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especially in a tourist area they can
00:33:08
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make a fancy if they would you call it
00:33:10
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desiccated doctor like you had something
00:33:11
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to it that is like the wrong ingredient
00:33:13
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►
all that sounds fancy we've taken
00:33:15
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something really mundane like you know
00:33:17
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like a lamb shank got one of the worst
00:33:20
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lamb shanks I ever had was at
00:33:21
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Disneyworld you get a lamb shank which
00:33:23
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is the most disappointing part of a lamb
00:33:25
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apart from maybe the horns and the song
00:33:26
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it's even like no like the butcher's
00:33:28
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trying to warn you with the word shank
00:33:29
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shank shank screams right let me know
00:33:33
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►
it's anyway I want the railing but you
00:33:35
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know I but i agree with you and if you
00:33:37
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in there are places this kind of soup
00:33:39
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nazi sorts of places where once you know
00:33:40
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how to go there it may become it becomes
00:33:45
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even like a point of pride like you can
00:33:46
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go there and you know that it's casual
00:33:48
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like you don't mean like now you're not
00:33:50
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going to be scrutinized as much because
00:33:53
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you're a regular right you know you know
00:33:55
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how it goes you know you're not gonna
00:33:56
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show up in teva's right well if the
00:33:59
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thing is is that to me and it goes with
00:34:01
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everything whether its food whether it's
00:34:03
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drinks whether it's picking a font or
00:34:04
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something like that sometimes the best
00:34:06
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thing to do is is not going to win you
00:34:08
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any accolades for being a genius or
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the new itunes 11 i like it i dont yeah
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you know yeah I know I I am i hesitating
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copious notes and prepping for the yeah
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dislike it but it's I'm still you know
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day and as as messed up in so many ways
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hear you it's your show i like to hear
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you talk about it because you seem to
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like it a lot and i wanna as usual with
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new Apple things it seems like you are
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trying to run pretty stock settings and
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give the default state of state of that
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kind of a chance is that correct
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disorienting to me to open up I never
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look at things in either you know cover
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flow or album mode it's just not how I
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think about the stuff I've got it's nice
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to have but it was so hard for me to
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figure out what I had to change to to
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make it where I could find things but I
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got a couple thoughts on the boat tell
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me what you think I I you know I never
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used album view before either but i
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think i am now although i'd still think
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as the day is going on i do find know
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that that sometimes what I want
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and now i'm in the mood for the rolling
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stones i got a whole bunch of stones
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albums but it doesn't seem to know that
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like I got what I want then is to click
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go to artists and then there's a list
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artist click the Rolling Stone and then
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have the album view in there but it
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doesn't seem like you can get that you
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get like a like it's album but it's more
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like a listview by album rather than
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this new magic is just the album's click
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it and you get that nice expanded view
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underneath huh yeah so I'm not a hundred
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percent sure that the new stuff has been
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thoroughly baked conceptually yeah I
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mean there's one going to farm I listed
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the to start with this but yeah one of
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the things that I find little baffling
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in addition to how to get to what is
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called listview is he seemed to have
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different options
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what kind of one metal thing just a
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suggestion if you're listening to this
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and you can i would i would suggest
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opening up a copy of itunes 11 on your
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mac and maybe like turn down the slider
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on your volume really low if you want to
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play along with this because there's
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some things that are going to be easier
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to explain into you know what I mean
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like do this with me kind of stuff yeah
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it's i was like i said is a little
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bewildered when it came up in that album
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view because and that my first thought
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usually I just click over here in that
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little tabbed thing where you would say
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do I want to see this by which of these
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four methods and always pick the
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simplest list way probably because I'm a
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real weirdo i want two things that our
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frequently sort by his date added which
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I had trouble have had have had trouble
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getting the music tab to remember is
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that I want my default view to almost
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always be date added you know it seems
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weird but that's you know i don't i
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don't think this in the same way that I
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think of all typical library where I
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needed to be organized by dewey decimal
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you know or library of congress or
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alphabetical just cuz that's not how I
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think about the music and so anyway that
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that is so my first thought was are of
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course panic as with you know like you
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cover one time going you ended up being
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absolutely right
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out when the changes golden scroll
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direction of course you know i mean they
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went in with a lion and made it the
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other way but now it totally i went back
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to the way it's supposed to be now and i
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love it makes sense it makes sense
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across devices so you know the typical
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thing its you're better off to go with
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apples way because that's the way Apple
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is going and so try their way and i
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liked it ok there's a lot of mystery
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meat navigation and buttons that I
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thought were kind of confusing but I
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think I'm getting it
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there's one thing I still am confused by
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you to get about this like how do you
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get to column view column browser it's
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it's not clear to me like it will be a
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couple days probably like when I'm
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eligible to be in column view i guess
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probably really simple they click songs
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you click songs but this is other stuff
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for like sometimes it seems like it
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changes the way that it presents tufte
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based on like if you've done a obviously
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i think the search thing is pretty great
00:44:52
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when it shows you like what you hear
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your stuff live in the search but there
00:44:56
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are some things like the movies view was
00:44:58
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kind of bewildering to me
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uh I don't see I have enough time to say
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all this correctly but there were
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several things about it that I initially
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found confusing that I'm now figuring
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out and i'm in a way I almost wish i
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could reset it to how it shipped just
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just to try it again but yeah there's
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some stuff i really like about it a lot
00:45:18
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of things like I find really bewildering
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the number one thing now this might have
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been in there before i'm almost positive
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it wasn't because I would try it once a
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week and it didn't work did it open
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yeah hit command to command three and
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what's that doing i'm going to know what
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I'm doing here looking side rail over
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there you have sat on the side rail
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anymore house it jumps between music
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movies TV I guess I've wanted of which
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I've wanted forever i got that is easier
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than that and and that's may seem like a
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small thing but I so what I'm doing is
00:45:51
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when hit command 12 sort of like yeah it
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takes you to the section of your library
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for music movies TV shows which I
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actually found really useful mainly
00:45:59
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because I hop between music and podcasts
00:46:01
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a lot you know I movies and TV shows i
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tend to watch
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I guess for somewhat obvious reasons i
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tend to watch on an iOS device for Apple
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TV but for the idea of stuff I'm jumping
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around a lot
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I mean my here's my real quick check on
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this is that i will probably be using
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search library a lot more is my first
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thought because i think it it's pretty
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good and is forgetting to the music i
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want fast i have not found a faster way
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to get there then search library and it
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works better
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it does i I think don't you think it
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works a lot better than it used to
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absolutely it's got its got a couple
00:46:34
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weird it's got like 10 bug that drives
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me a little bit nuts but it's it's very
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fast and it gets me where I where I want
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to be I also like the way that in the
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search results that it includes album
00:46:48
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art wherever it can yes so was i I do I
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had it it just works better for me it's
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like the way that like I like the way
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that Safari uses five icons right there
00:47:02
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in the URL bar because it's it helps me
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know like on certain websites you know
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oh I know where I am you know absolutely
00:47:10
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and I mean I think as a branding thing
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like I see that that's the guy i know
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that album so here it is
00:47:17
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what's weird about that is it seems like
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a feature like that would mean a lot
00:47:21
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more to people of our generation because
00:47:23
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we're more accustomed to flipping
00:47:25
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through associating yes that's our cds
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and oh yeah this is houses of the holy
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yeah like or whatever i bet there aren't
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that many people aren't as many people
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today especially because people download
00:47:36
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stuff and it may not have correct album
00:47:38
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art I mean I'm constantly saying find
00:47:39
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the album art and can't find it now I me
00:47:41
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too i do have to buy it and actually
00:47:44
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have a tip for that but I mean my kids
00:47:46
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wear something that's a little weird
00:47:47
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I'm gonna try something here first of
00:47:49
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all I car you big on keyboard navigation
00:47:52
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when you're typing text key like the
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command shift in the option shift and
00:47:57
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all that ya threw text you do that a lot
00:47:59
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yeah okay so hit command F and type Tom
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ok i'm just guessing stuff i think you
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have I don't have any time better
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ok for just forty forty three albums
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ok so go to go to select and the
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torpedoes you know i don't think i have
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damaged your penis I know we have
00:48:18
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whatever they're on their way over there
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on the CD rack and here's the here
00:48:22
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here's a real quick version of this that
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I don't this is so stupid but this is
00:48:25
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the kind of thing that drives me bananas
00:48:26
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go ahead and play any song starts
00:48:27
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playing any song any song anywhere
00:48:29
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alright we're going to do is we're gonna
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lie i turn my volume way down on my
00:48:34
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itunes alright alright you got you got
00:48:37
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song playing yeah okay and now go to
00:48:41
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church library and type in weiser ok ok
00:48:47
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and then act like you misspelled it and
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actually wanted to type something else
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now me I hit command shift arrow to
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select everything that I've just type
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that works for me it selects that
00:49:00
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selects the type
00:49:01
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ok do without the shifts just go to the
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beginning I what did that do next is the
00:49:08
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IC yeah without the shift it
00:49:11
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ok that's it then what it just did for
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me was it started that song that's
00:49:15
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playing again yeah because it's totally
00:49:17
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natural behavior in itunes to hit
00:49:19
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command left and right arrow the next
00:49:23
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previous track now that's probably
00:49:24
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expected behavior for most people
00:49:26
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because who uses that kind of nonsense
00:49:27
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but it is a weird thing like talking
00:49:30
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like some petty itunes to me has always
00:49:32
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felt like an app that works ok like an
00:49:36
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iCloud like iCloud like a lot of things
00:49:39
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like address book
00:49:40
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they're pretty great things for a casual
00:49:42
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user to have a moderate amount of data
00:49:45
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in it's just that now especially with
00:49:48
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itunes match that I have so much stuff
00:49:50
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in here and I'm you know I find myself
00:49:53
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on the one hand like being appreciative
00:49:55
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of this looking prettier and stuff but
00:49:57
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right now it doesn't feel there's still
00:49:59
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stuff about that makes me feel like it's
00:50:01
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not that much faster for for power users
00:50:03
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and for people who want to become power
00:50:06
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users there's still a lot of opacity
00:50:07
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that i would like to see less opaque
00:50:10
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personally do you know what I mean
00:50:14
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oh yeah i think so are you on right now
00:50:17
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are you on a record I'm not be like pack
00:50:20
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up the plantation live
00:50:22
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ok and NIU that view where you get like
00:50:24
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the artist and you get like the kc like
00:50:26
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play shuffle arrow all those next to the
00:50:30
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name of the artist yes yes okay
00:50:33
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something else ever play okay got it
00:50:37
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what do you get nothing okay that's over
00:50:40
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the area on the right right
00:50:43
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nothing but i can click it I mean if i
00:50:45
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click it something you do most people do
00:50:47
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that do they claim be yeah I like you go
00:50:51
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to think that the the thing with the
00:50:53
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listview be like the LI view up in the
00:50:55
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which is as we all know now
00:50:57
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up next like mouse over that likewise
00:50:59
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they're not mouse over text for that he
00:51:01
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yeah I guess there could be some kind of
00:51:04
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you know like if you put you know like a
00:51:05
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webpage like if you pause for a little
00:51:08
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pause for a little hover something and
00:51:10
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now go now and there's no that's my
00:51:11
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complaint with that that that mysterious
00:51:13
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cloud icon next to the word with the
00:51:17
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top-left thing where you pick music
00:51:18
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►
movies TV shows what is that what is
00:51:20
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that for this is a horrible i think i
00:51:21
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think that means update my icloud yeah
00:51:24
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but it clicking it doesn't doing I match
00:51:25
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and hovering doesn't show anything yeah
00:51:27
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and right now mine is animated I've got
00:51:29
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these little diagonal i think that means
00:51:31
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it's updating and that means it's
00:51:32
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updating your collection yeah but I
00:51:34
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don't know but I so I understand that
00:51:36
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while it's updating why they would show
00:51:37
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me that but when it's not updating and
00:51:39
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►
it's just an empty cloud I really don't
00:51:41
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know why they show me that that there's
00:51:43
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►
a cloud there that I can't do anything
00:51:45
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►
with I can't click it I can't control
00:51:47
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►
click it well I need to be pedantic I'll
00:51:49
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►
say again just because it is standard in
00:51:51
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every other mac app and web page i mean
00:51:53
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►
do you ever go to preferences in it
00:51:56
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►
this isn't like in almost every mac app
00:51:58
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►
and I think there's a lot of people that
00:51:59
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►
don't know this so it's worth mentioning
00:52:01
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►
if you have somewhere where there are
00:52:02
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►
selections to be made like in
00:52:04
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preferences in almost every mac app and
00:52:06
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►
every good mac app if you have a choice
00:52:08
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►
between for radio buttons you can
00:52:10
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mouse-over a radiobutton whether it's
00:52:12
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selected or not and it will tell you
00:52:13
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►
what happens when you click that right
00:52:15
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which i think is kind of cool so to me
00:52:17
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►
if I mouse over the at that cloud like
00:52:19
◼
►
what what the hell does that mean if I
00:52:20
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►
mouse over that it should say for
00:52:22
◼
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example in my case I the white cloud
00:52:24
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which a fluffy white cloud which I guess
00:52:26
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means everything's cold
00:52:27
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setec yeah but like no good last one on
00:52:30
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these i hope that go back to like the
00:52:32
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►
view of that plantation record right and
00:52:35
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►
click play the little arrow next to the
00:52:37
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►
artist name right
00:52:38
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►
got it oh ok then click play again
00:52:43
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►
all right Michael well shouldn't be
00:52:46
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►
pause yeah it doesn't pause yeah it's
00:52:49
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►
weird it doesn't turn to pause what
00:52:50
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►
happens instead is every time you hit
00:52:51
◼
►
play it just restarts the song which
00:52:54
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►
again maybe maybe that silly but in the
00:52:56
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►
way that this works i want this to be a
00:52:58
◼
►
UK they've chosen modality that's fine
00:53:00
◼
►
let's live with modality but to me
00:53:02
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modality means i should be able to do
00:53:03
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►
something like hit 14 music and if I tab
00:53:07
◼
►
one thing is I've got you know the
00:53:09
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►
universal access on so it goes to like
00:53:11
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►
frickin everything but I mean if you
00:53:13
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►
look at this if you never run this app
00:53:15
◼
►
before and you opened up I just feel
00:53:16
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►
like there's so much opacity to like
00:53:19
◼
►
what all this means like okay so I mouse
00:53:21
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►
over the name of the album and now i get
00:53:23
◼
►
an arrow next to it which gives me
00:53:26
◼
►
options but that it's almost like a play
00:53:28
◼
►
button don't talk about you if you go up
00:53:30
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►
to that little view dingus
00:53:32
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►
I mean that's cool i'll get used to that
00:53:34
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►
but i don't know i'm going to just bitch
00:53:37
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about there's a lot about it that i like
00:53:38
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►
better I wish these fonts for it's so
00:53:41
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►
well here's one that I i find
00:53:43
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►
interesting and i'm not quite sure I
00:53:44
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►
guess it's one of those things where I
00:53:49
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►
always come back to the analogy about
00:53:50
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►
you know the disney analogy that the guy
00:53:52
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►
on pirates of the caribbean the one
00:53:54
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►
pirate who's got a foot on the dock one
00:53:57
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►
foot on a boat a handful of a treasure
00:53:59
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chest and like 13 hats on his head and
00:54:03
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►
he's metering because it's you know how
00:54:05
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the hell you gonna get on a boat i'm
00:54:06
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going to get off the shore onto a boat
00:54:08
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►
that's on the water doing that that's
00:54:11
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like the hardest thing in the world is
00:54:12
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►
going from the old thing that was
00:54:13
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►
slightly gotta David Blaine thing to the
00:54:15
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►
new thing I and I feel like that's where
00:54:18
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►
itunes is a lot of mac stuff is for
00:54:22
◼
►
Apple is that they know they've got the
00:54:24
◼
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new thing which is a lot simpler and
00:54:26
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►
doesn't have the the craft in the
00:54:28
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►
baggage and all this historical stuff
00:54:30
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which is ios and they got the old thing
00:54:32
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which is the mac which is really really
00:54:35
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powerful and
00:54:36
◼
►
and let you do all sorts of stuff you
00:54:38
◼
►
still can't do on iOS so how do they get
00:54:40
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►
from there to here and it's really
00:54:41
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►
really hard so here's a my perfect
00:54:43
◼
►
example of that one foot on the shore
00:54:45
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one foot on a boat that's already on the
00:54:47
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►
water and isn't even tied up is go to a
00:54:52
◼
►
song in this expanded view thing and you
00:54:54
◼
►
hover over the song title and you get
00:54:56
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►
that little right-pointing chevron you
00:55:00
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►
know I mean it's like so like if i go by
00:55:02
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►
so if i go back to my Tom Petty record
00:55:03
◼
►
I'm search by artist see even this view
00:55:06
◼
►
ok so I'm by artist and I Montana
00:55:08
◼
►
torpedoes like so next to refugee i
00:55:10
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►
click on the what looks like a closing
00:55:13
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►
yeah like it's like a greater than sign
00:55:15
◼
►
in a circle and when you do the same
00:55:17
◼
►
choices as what you got up in the thing
00:55:20
◼
►
that play next
00:55:20
◼
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at the next that right so it's a
00:55:23
◼
►
contextual menu right now
00:55:25
◼
►
yes like it's like it's like control
00:55:26
◼
►
clicking what happened mmm yeah but what
00:55:29
◼
►
happens if you control click on the song
00:55:30
◼
►
you get an entirely different menu
00:55:33
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►
oh come on right ctrl click on it I did
00:55:36
◼
►
write can't believe so when you control
00:55:38
◼
►
click on it you get a a regular
00:55:40
◼
►
max-style contextual menu it's you know
00:55:43
◼
►
you know it's right out of the system
00:55:45
◼
►
frameworks it's it's a regular system
00:55:48
◼
►
standard wide menu with sin lucida
00:55:50
◼
►
grande the system font if you go to one
00:55:53
◼
►
with a submenu the submenu as soon as
00:55:55
◼
►
you hover over it it pops off to the
00:55:57
◼
►
side right now look at the new one the
00:55:59
◼
►
one in that little Chevron then when you
00:56:01
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►
think that questions that's cool
00:56:03
◼
►
well but but does it open when you hover
00:56:04
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►
over it when you so tell me again so I'm
00:56:08
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►
control kicking no not control clicking
00:56:10
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don't control sorry go back to the one
00:56:12
◼
►
aegis regular click on the Chevron I
00:56:14
◼
►
don't know what you wanted right now if
00:56:16
◼
►
you go down there is one like genius
00:56:18
◼
►
suggestions add to the ones that have
00:56:20
◼
►
another menu off to the side it doesn't
00:56:24
◼
►
open when you hover over you have to
00:56:25
◼
►
click on my god really
00:56:27
◼
►
click on it and then it all colleges in
00:56:30
◼
►
ok alright i guess i could get used to
00:56:33
◼
►
that but that's that's really weird
00:56:35
◼
►
well it is really weird I and very
00:56:38
◼
►
different from the mac but i do think
00:56:40
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►
that for most people I i think it's a
00:56:42
◼
►
reasonable argument to be made that this
00:56:44
◼
►
is the way subject because it looks like
00:56:47
◼
►
iOS it works like is this is the way
00:56:49
◼
►
always should go for it and everybody
00:56:51
◼
►
knows all the usability studies show
00:56:53
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►
that that hierarchical menus you you
00:56:56
◼
►
lose easily ninety-five percent of all
00:56:58
◼
►
users as soon as you go to a menu and
00:57:01
◼
►
you go down and there's a little thing
00:57:02
◼
►
to the right and there's a nice menu
00:57:04
◼
►
piece is actually pretty well done and
00:57:06
◼
►
the plus sign next to it this is
00:57:07
◼
►
actually pretty cool that you have once
00:57:09
◼
►
you understand it right but it's
00:57:11
◼
►
absolutely it's not like a regular menu
00:57:13
◼
►
at all i can and you know i SAT there
00:57:17
◼
►
and hovered over it waiting for it to
00:57:18
◼
►
open a 10 seconds and then I thought
00:57:20
◼
►
well if i click well and then it slides
00:57:22
◼
►
into place and it's animated and its
00:57:24
◼
►
really nice and you can go back but it's
00:57:26
◼
►
totally unlike a standard mac contextual
00:57:30
◼
►
menu and the standard mac contextual
00:57:32
◼
►
menu is still there which offers an
00:57:34
◼
►
entirely different set of things you can
00:57:35
◼
►
do to the song and offers a lot more
00:57:37
◼
►
stuff although actually it doesn't
00:57:39
◼
►
they're not but they're not even
00:57:40
◼
►
separate though there's so you could do
00:57:42
◼
►
play next from both menus right yeah but
00:57:44
◼
►
you can't do you get album artwork from
00:57:46
◼
►
the new right everyone is very limited
00:57:48
◼
►
the other one the standard mac one has
00:57:51
◼
►
all sorts of complicated so all this the
00:57:53
◼
►
the nerdy stuff is still hidden in the
00:57:55
◼
►
control click one like create AAC
00:57:56
◼
►
version i recently think that's one of
00:58:01
◼
►
those you know I don't you probably have
00:58:03
◼
►
a name for this but one of the things
00:58:04
◼
►
like allowing you to do reverse
00:58:07
◼
►
scrolling you think this is one of those
00:58:08
◼
►
like a legacy thing for the nerds
00:58:10
◼
►
yes or just yeah because I don't think
00:58:14
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►
that they don't think they could get rid
00:58:15
◼
►
of that while they could get rid of it
00:58:17
◼
►
but i think that you know they obviously
00:58:19
◼
►
haven't haven't really gotten rid of
00:58:20
◼
►
anything in iTunes you can still do
00:58:22
◼
►
everything you can to be able to do you
00:58:23
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►
listen to you listen to that podcast
00:58:25
◼
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right to what you don't listen to too
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many podcast right I don't
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well one of the things if you the
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feature I've always really liked it
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again I'm ready to be wrong about this
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but hit whatever command for orgo to
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podcast right this is another example of
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that more things I used to really love
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is like I would go like I this is
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something i subscribe to a while ago I
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don't unsubscribe but I also don't want
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to see that there's 35 episodes i
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haven't listened to write and used to be
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a control click to say mark always
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played or mark always unplayed right and
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now if you go to the title and you click
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on it you do you get the old you do get
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the old-school you know presumably the
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same you know I mean the old whatever
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you wanna call it the old school
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all your menu contextual menu but that's
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yeah mark all is rather it's not there I
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don't see it
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yeah but you know whatever that seems
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weird but I actually use that a lot in
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RSS readers i used a lot in if I've been
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away for from a high-volume site for for
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a few days I'll just frequency mark
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always read if if it's not anything to
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current that is that that's an unusual
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decision it's a better decision I mean I
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was driven crazy went to a site the
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other day of this artist is comic artist
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i liken it has you know the usual kind
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of old-school navigation where it's like
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they eat where these two call it you
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know when you get the drop-down menus so
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you click and they say like okay show me
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gallery and the gallery has four five
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selections LOL cool comic covers you
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click comic covers and when you click on
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covers it gives you different publishers
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ok click Marvel they want to get to
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marvel it's different like Siri
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marvel it's different like Siri
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this is like yeah none of those things
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are become content until you get to the
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very very end as it happened on this
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side and iOS even when you get to the
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end it didn't do anything i'm guessing
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it was kind of like wonky javascript or
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something but not that that's always
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been a totally flawed way to deal with
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that and I think you know when it can
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win the contextual menus come along on a
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OS 10 or on on now isn't it was sometime
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in America is not here right right but I
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mean it's you know not going maybe
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sometime I bet there was something
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somewhat grudging about that decision
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because yeah windows had already done
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right now that was a huge windows is
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right clicking right was something that
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people setting aside the one button to
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button thing whatever but not do people
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used to do that so often in Windows I
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think it's much more of the pattern of
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using windows at least in those days so
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definitely yeah so even then that might
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have felt like a satisfying satisficing
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but you know a not totally embrace
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decision to do that but you know it's
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it's never been fun like right now my
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services menu and yes i know there are
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things to clean this up but only two
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things like bread temperatures markdown
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stuff and a lot of other things I've
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added my on my services menus is crazy
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now or I should say my contextual menu
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in the finder and given that they can
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the width of the contextual menu is
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governed by the name of the longest item
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I its giant and it's got like 30 things
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in it seems like a menu looks like a
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window it it kind of does it looks like
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little men you like in a restaurant
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right but you know I think the one that
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I use just for this is actually I try to
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be helpful i think it's called services
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manager is the one that I use
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I never heard of services manager lets
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you go in and change without having to
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go to that awful thing in on the Apple
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yeah open up services manager you can go
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in and turn on turn services off very
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easily you can so if you leave it on you
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can set whether it appears in context
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menus and you can set the key commands
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all from here which you know the thing
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hit the truth is though any power user
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who's going to keyboard to do this it's
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I don't know about you but the fastest
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Mac I've ever been on i still get a
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beach ball waiting for services to to
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ok and then and then and then another
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nice thing here is that then you can say
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is a number of allowed items in context
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menu and you could say you want two
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three four five six seven ten unlimited
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so you can choose how many things so
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personally I think contextual menus are
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way under used by most people especially
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in the finder or for that matter and you
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know bbedit or text me there's so much
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stuff that you can do with those
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services your services fan right you
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pointed you point me to that that the
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services maker thing a few years ago we
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took a shell script and make it into a
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service service was called service
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forget what it's called
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I know it's by the guy named just
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breasts this service service that's
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right video and that's sort of semi
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obviated by automator as of like lion
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roar lion let your mouth
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yeah theoretically although i think this
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services ones are a little bit more
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first for somebody who knows anything
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about eunuchs which is not me the idea
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of input-output a filter is is pretty
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transparent right but anyway i'm getting
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off the topic but i don't know i mean i
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think i think i'm going to get get used
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to this but there's give me trouble with
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command LOL i feel good sometimes
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getting trouble with command l working
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or not working and I rely on that very
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heavily in what app sorry in itunes hit
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command l takes you currently playing
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song i didn't know that hole dude that's
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the last year
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that's nice so you probably have another
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problem with that
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yeah I'll take one is driving me nuts do
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you ever open playlist in a new window
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like i'll say i want to make a new
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playlist for a road trip i'll create the
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new playlist and then created a new open
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in new window ever do that in itunes i
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have previously we'll go double click
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one of them now walk right doesn't go
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into new window and you don't get to
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solve officially a one window a pro yeah
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i like but here's a here's an
01:04:02
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interesting decision that they made
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which i think is a is new and am i i'm
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not sure i don't want to pass judgment
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either way on ax I'm not sure is the way
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that in the interest of showing fewer
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things on screen at once they don't show
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the sidebar unless you want to turn on
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the old fashioned mode but as soon as
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you start dragging a song your playlists
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open up from the south
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oh I'm gonna have to try this so just
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grab any song and start dragging it so I
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get stuck on the top side here signing
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up um I should multitask so I'm taking
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on taking a song from anywhere and I
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start dragging correct right and yeah
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we're looking to do on the right side
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doesn't a list of devices any playlist
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comes into it that isn't always there
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and only when you're dragging ass time
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you start dragging and you get a little
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list it slides in from the right of
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devices and playlist so you could add a
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song to a device or you can add a song
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to a playlist
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I'm guess I'm in an album I mean music
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i'm looking at AC Newman's get guilty
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taking the chevron just no just drag the
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song drag-and-drop ok to write it like
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you're moving in somewhere and then off
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the side of the right side you don't get
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a you don't get a now maybe I'm in the
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wrong view them trapped by songs that
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works i'm inseong I was an album should
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be anywhere soon as you start dragging
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you get a a little thing from the side
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not kidding i wonder if i have something
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yeah I don't know how that's gonna take
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that sounds that sounds like a great
01:05:35
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idea so immediately gets that hey
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they're grabbing this because they want
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to put this someplace
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let me give them the option is what
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happened to it's very untraditional
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though that the destination is invisible
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until you start dragging and as soon as
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you're done dragging it goes away
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because you have to know you do anyway
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you would you have to know it before you
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would try it
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that's kind of what I was trying to get
01:05:58
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out with I wasn't trying to be a dick
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about it that's kinda was trying to get
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out with the opacity about those icons
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in my experience and my very small bit
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of user experience stuff people are not
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too excited about cooking something
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unless they know what's going to happen
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that goes back to the days of wondering
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if you're going to reformat your hard
01:06:14
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drive that sounds silly to nerds but
01:06:16
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there are a lot of people who will not
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just click I mean look at how many
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things in this interface have an arrow
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to be honest look that's one way to look
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at it if you go back to album view and
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go look at Tom Petty record i mean there
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are so many arrows there's an arrow
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right for iCloud there's a chevron just
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wasn't the right word like a black
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chevron whatever chevron but like
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there's a bracket to show next room for
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contextual menu
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this contextual menu one for each song
01:06:41
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when you mouse over there is a
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contextual menu one for the app there's
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to intermingle and arrows meaning
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shuffle there is a narrow a you know a
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sideways triangle foreplay and then much
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of those things are repeated in the
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thing at the top there's anything of
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course is the big arrows for play rewind
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etc and in almost every piece of
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interface and this is some kind of a
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narrow and and that to me I would you
01:07:07
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know even I've used this stuff for a
01:07:09
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while and i still look at that and go
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what I know shuffle means you know what
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hey do you have the sidebar showing yes
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alright turn off the huts hide the
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sidebar right sidebar now now drag us on
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ok that must be a let's see and now i
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want to go to I clicking clicking oh
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that's neat right so it doesn't happen
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if you have the sidebar showing because
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you don't need it but right but if you
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hide the sidebar which is the default
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view when you drag a song this right
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side sidebar of destinations where you
01:07:45
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might want to drop a song devices and
01:07:47
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playlists appears adding it to a device
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that is really interesting i'm on my
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non-primary itunes so I do my secret
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through my air and so I'm on my ancient
01:07:58
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mac pro right now and if I think it's
01:08:00
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grab the device probably won't work but
01:08:02
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this is pretty sweet right well anyway
01:08:04
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that you can pick a movie or show to
01:08:06
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load up on your iPad before you head off
01:08:08
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to visit doing that locally or is it
01:08:09
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saying go be wise and get this from the
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cloud I i think it's if it's by USB it
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will copy by USB and if you have the
01:08:18
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device setup to sink over Wi-Fi it'll
01:08:20
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push it over white I've got it i'm gonna
01:08:22
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just do it by iCloud though it will do
01:08:23
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it over your local wife
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what do I mean like two things two great
01:08:26
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things that have been there forever that
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are still worth telling people about our
01:08:29
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the ad to so like or see now this is
01:08:35
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so if you use the new non contextual
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clicking chevron next to a song you get
01:08:39
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add to click add to and you can add it
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to a playlist right that's I think
01:08:43
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that's a great feature but no but now do
01:08:46
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the contextual menu version of that and
01:08:48
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get something even cooler which is shown
01:08:50
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playlist ever use that
01:08:52
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now i use that is that all the time so
01:08:54
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let's say if you're like me and you got
01:08:55
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a million playlist right do this you
01:08:57
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might want to say oh I want this in that
01:08:59
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party 1999 shuffle show me in there are
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right in that context or something I
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used to love in back on the creative for
01:09:07
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that is a good future
01:09:08
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yeah it's something you back on the I
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think I'm the creative or maybe on the
01:09:11
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diamond rio player was in a shop in the
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middle of a shuffle there was a dingus
01:09:15
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for saying continue playing along lines
01:09:18
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of net play this by clicking whatever
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it's called it functionally started
01:09:24
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playing it as the track it was on the
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so if you if your rocks off came up you
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could say continue playing album and
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then it would play the rest of Exile on
01:09:34
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ah that's a great feature it's exactly
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certain songs were when i hear them then
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I didn't immediately want to hear that
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usually happens to me with Zeppelin
01:09:41
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songs as soon as I hear one I need to
01:09:43
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hear the one that I know it's checking
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it was like what I do that case for what
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it's worth it's a command l to show me
01:09:50
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the playing track and then i'll say then
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I'll do that right click to show in that
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album so i can show you just in the
01:09:56
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straight-up legitimate album or you can
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hit the course the revealing arrow to
01:10:00
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take you to that album one more thing
01:10:03
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that's been happening forever 19 that
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drives me nuts you know what you can
01:10:06
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going to flick i don't know if i did
01:10:08
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this with onyx or whether I did it
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legitimately but I don't you know you
01:10:12
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can change the arrow to mean
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itunes store or yeah so I had it set to
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show to me the collection was the
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weirdest thing like yesterday I was like
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I want to go the danger mouse record i
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click the arrow and it took me to
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everything by danger mouse even though i
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click on the album right i was kinda
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weird but you know i mean this is this
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is the thing I mean yeah it was sort of
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like it there was like a hidden
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preference that was more or less like
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stop trying to upsell me what ya used to
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be i guess a plist thing that aren't
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like on one of the Sonics or you know
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yeah those apps what do you use for
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stuff like that I i usually honestly I
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used like the terminal and i just type
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the default right come out interesting
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ok but you don't go in and do stuff like
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hi desktop or not anymore now change the
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font size in my finder now sidebar know
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about catcher pussy now I was getting a
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mother giving out for you get for you've
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but you know it's interesting I mean
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that the the big trend everybody out you
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and all your buddies always talk about
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that is actually turning out to be
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pretty interesting is V nokia is this
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move toward being more iOS like which i
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think is entirely sensible you know in a
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lot of ways I think for file management
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it's it's an almost utter failure but
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for stuff like this I get why they do it
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it's a shame that itunes on my ipad is
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one of the worst apps i have ever used
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to my aunt but if they can improve the
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desktop version by taking some of those
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patterns i'm all for it
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well I think you want once you get the
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iCloud thing it's really clear i'm
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looking at you know what am I looking at
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obvious definitive collection because
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that's what I'm looking at all the gold
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greatest shut up
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honestly too i got that too with new
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album art boom yeah no yeah let's see
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here because I'm dancing queen going
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yeah it's great it's such a good record
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oh man i was into that every day I got
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yeah we've got gold and the definitive
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collection used to be the only thing
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only help her daughter go to sleep play
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oh no wait no that's the year the album
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came out i did a screen grab bars the
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other day and it was like Everlong this
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look like one of my eyes and Everlong
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idle no we don't gotta have a couple of
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Springsteen songs at the top
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yeah you know I reset a while back to
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you with Amy did Thunder it was way high
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but it but you know having a kid screws
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it up because now we've got i love they
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might be giants but yeah like I don't
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listen to favor island quite as much as
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ours is still it's permanent until one
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of us like are both of us I guess lose
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our eventually lose our itunes history
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but ours is yellow submarine because oh
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that's right that we should go to that
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was our go-to that it when Jonas was a
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you know the cry baby infant worse i was
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like that was like the red line that was
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the red button underneath the protective
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glass cover the last resort if this
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doesn't work we don't know what we may
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have to drop everything and he sir right
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we yeah we both had to turn the key
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we both had to agree let's go to yellow
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submarine and
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never let us down I remember we talked
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about on the other talk summer I was
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walking around New Zealand and you were
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talking about that I remember that for
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us not you know i got my kid into Queen
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tomato that's good but the thing with it
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here's the thing about the Yellow
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Submarine thing that made the playground
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so high is that you once you went to
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yellow submarine you had to replay they
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had to keep going you had to keep going
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till he went to sleep he stopped crying
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he would smile he would get a check for
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you to follow through how to keep going
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just yellow submarine over and over and
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over but i gotta play count on that song
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is just but it's right now I we had the
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way to similar for a long time for us it
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was drier sound and it was like I'd like
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14,000 plays or whatever because we were
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just we had we had 1i got a little tiny
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1i thought maybe it had a hair dryer
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well-known 40 it was a 45-minute minute
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track of a hairdryer here's what you do
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when you're when you're real stupid and
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had a little too much money at the time
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I i had one ipod mini there was nothing
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but the dryer sound everywhere we went I
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could plug it in and hit play and they
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would just be for those of you who don't
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know that the the kids like there are
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certain like white boys and white noise
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some of them don't like running water
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right but you don't your kid might have
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a hot you know it and one Jonas's was a
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hairdryer and there you can go and you
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can quick Google these things and you
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can just download like the sound of a
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hairdryer I remember it used to always
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make me think you're obviously
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completely irrationally that playing the
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hairdryer sound was wasting so much
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energy haha and I don't talk about skill
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more its I and I would not enter a every
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time we went to it i would think god
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it's alright it shut him up this is
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god I can't believe how much money we're
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going to spend on and then I think oh no
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of course not but it every single time
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it would make me think we were we were
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blowing a bunch of money but screw it
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it's worth it's worth it can't believe
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you had hop oh that's something that
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we're at so creepy you know here's the
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thing here's the thing that I see is the
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big-scale big picture trend that iOS is
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leading is is it is about contextual
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pneus and it's about visual
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obvious and so the reason that
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contextual menus worked in Windows is
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that it does make a lot of sense where
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what you swim in a certain way where
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you're saying look I've got this thing
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here it is a file or it's a short yeah i
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mean there are so many things I could do
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to a file right right and so I mean it
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from the desktop session right and
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before contextual menus it would be like
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well you had this one gesture that Apple
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popularized drag-and-drop but you only
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got one thing out of that it was you
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know typically you drag it over and it
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would open you know you would drag this
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thing to a file or to an application and
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it would open and I know that there are
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certain gestures like a mac i don't i
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can't speak in windows and there were
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ways to modify drag-and-drop with
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modifier keys where you drag and drop
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something with the option key down in
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the finder you're making a copy and
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expect a copy and alias so if you have
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the service you can do have symbolic
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link number i mean but that's way out in
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the weeds and very few users are ever
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going to know about any of those
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shortcuts because they're not visual you
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have to know about them
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absolutely there's you know there's a
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little visual cue when you hold the
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option key down drag something where it
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adds a plus sign to sort of at least
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give you a little bit of a visual hint
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that maybe you know that you're making a
01:16:48
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copy or adding but you know I mean show
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that to most people and they're not
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going to have any idea what the plus
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sign means and they're never going to
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guess that holding the option anything
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that involves modifier keeses is not
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going to it just goes right over even
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smart people said because it's not you
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have to know it before you ever use and
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you have to remember it and that's
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that's a good and you know it's let me
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think about you go to somebody's house
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and you want like you're house-sitting
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you want to find the scissors
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yeah like there's nothing that would
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tell you where the scissors are until
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you open a bunch of drawers and try
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yeah exactly that's extensive really
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good analogy
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here's another one and in itunes 11 the
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new mini player thing is a new button up
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in the up in the title bar that toggles
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between these two states for all
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previous ten versions what they did is
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override the green button the
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and instead of zooming the window it
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would toggle between the two states but
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most people don't know is if you option
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click the plus button it would give you
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the traditional green button behavior
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and I really i never knew that
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yes you do my tweeted that yesterday and
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I got it like a gazillion like holy cow
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i didn't know that never-ending million
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years to do that and why did you not
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teach me the head before the version of
01:18:02
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itunes came out that that it doesn't
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matter anymore it's just one of those
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things if you're a loser you know if you
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think Mackey enough you think like well
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if they / read that wouldn't they maybe
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give you an escape hatch with a modifier
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key but modifier keys to did like you
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said you haven't you just said you
01:18:19
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didn't even know that existed
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well modifier Keys not a good solution
01:18:23
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to the problem so windows contextual
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menus solved that problem in a certain
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sense of give me a way to do
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here's the thing i have it in front of
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me let me give me a whole bunch of list
01:18:35
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of things I can do to this thing right
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now mom but in another sense it wasn't
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still wasn't visual though because you
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had to know the difference between right
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clicking and left clicking which I you
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know it's like one of the most like
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divisive arguments in the history of
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user interface design
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yeah what is one is let's do something
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and the other one is let's find out what
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we could do right and on my argument
01:19:02
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against it then that Apple was right
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with the one button mouse for all these
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years is that whenever i worked in an
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office environment you can go and you
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look at everybody's mouse if they had
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pcs and the left mouse button was filthy
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and the right mouse button or actually
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it was the other way around where the
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left one was well Leslie when that might
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be dirty but it had a finger-sized shiny
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yeah like shiny and the right one was
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just too just covered with dust and that
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people learned that that's the one you
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don't click that kind of shows you how
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Apple really did win right that normal
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people still never use that those things
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they you know it was opposed it is a
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great power user future and that's why
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Apple eventually and I do think you're
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right that that when Apple added
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contextual menus with the control click
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that it was sort of begrudging
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but it's definitely a power user feature
01:19:51
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because it's not visual and that's why
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you see things i think in itunes now
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with this thing where they've got this
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secondary in a way it is totally
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ungraceful an inelegant that there are
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two entirely different contextual menus
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for let's say a song or album there's
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the old one that you get with ctrl click
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or right click whatever you want to call
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it and this new one where you just
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regular click on the Chevron button and
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that it's too you know entirely
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different list of things and one's a lot
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simpler ones a little bit more fiddly
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very elegant but it is to me though the
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new way where it's visual and you can at
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least see how to make come up
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well I i totally agree but I mean I had
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to be even even kinder I think and I
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think fairly so if you think about iOS
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one of the one of the things that Apple
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i think has gotten so right with iOS
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that others i don't know i can't say if
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others have I haven't spent much time on
01:20:52
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anything but an ipad or iphone but you
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know is that what i understand that
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there are a limited number of things
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that I can do here and and that there
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should be a limited number of things
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that i present the people here otherwise
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it's going to be completely overwhelming
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and so I don't know that this close
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chevron or whatever you call it go to
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the next level of stuff
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the only way you can really do stuff on
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some ass a little but you can either i'm
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not never can I can't tell you what the
01:21:18
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name of the views are but you could
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certainly have a kind of view where you
01:21:23
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get a list of stuff and then you can
01:21:25
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select things and do things to those but
01:21:27
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more often than not you're clicking that
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right disclosed button to to drill down
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into where you can do different sorts of
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well now why is it so special and
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different because there's not really
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menus in the traditional sense on on
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your on your iOS device you can you
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don't have a like in this case
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highlighted view control store and
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window that might present be presented
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in some kind of tab way but that's
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usually like the last thing I would want
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to do and there are certainly far edge
01:21:55
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cases I refuse goodreader good reader so
01:21:57
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nerdy but so fine you can go in and look
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at your files on dropbox and you can go
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to the file man
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comments section click the file and say
01:22:04
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wow there's like 40 options it's so like
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you know like an engineer made it right
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you can open in you can zip this you can
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move this you can do all that stuff it
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gets to the point that's saying like
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only a power user would want that
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because most people don't know of or
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need most of those things and for better
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for worse the iOS is accommodating those
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limits limitations in the design
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principles so I mean I the the thing is
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I guess what I'm trying to get at is
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that in seeing these changes reflected
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in these design decisions reflected back
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I wonder for a new person you just come
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in here and go I understand their stuff
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and the stuff is in different areas and
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once I get there and I get to the actual
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stuff there's almost always something I
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can do to it and if i get used to the
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idea that clicking on that chevron
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always means it can do things then
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that's great my god is that most power
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users are never going to click on those
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things are going to see that arrow I
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like you you're pretty good with
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computers and you didn't know about
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doing and playlists which tells me you
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did not spend a lot of time left
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clicking and or you know i just got this
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backwards because i use this track pad
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and a you know caps lock is why i still
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call it control-click yeah control
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clicking for his caps caps lock clicking
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but but you know you feel you know what
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I'm saying like for most people I think
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that the day into the danger not the
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danger think it's a little confusing
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about this is yes it's a new design we
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always we should always be open to a new
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design being better because this is a
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this is a group of companies that by and
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large we trust to make interesting and
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in good design decisions but there's a
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lot about it that that yes there's
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opposite like I'm just right now there's
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a lot of stuff you don't see until your
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mouse over it and then when you do mouse
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over it you're like what like I mouse
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over a song i now have exactly the same
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chevron for a song as I do for the album
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so what does that mean well just click
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and find out
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I've also got these for tiny little dots
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what is that well I know that's for I
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want to rate this right but I don't know
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very good is going to know that the
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truth is that i don't think most people
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are going to use any of that really
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generate your songs to write your songs
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i used to i would I wish we had another
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two hours because i have so much great
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itunes tip stuff to share but I I'm not
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big on ratings i am
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big on metadata and i use the play
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john sarkissian over here is this I I
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rely heavily on the implicit metadata of
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what exists in the songs and what is
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learned from my behavior so i would much
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rather count on
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I would watch for these skip count yeah
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and number of plays to make a playlist
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and i would buy is this two-and-a-half
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to four-and-a-half stars
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yeah exactly i wanted to show me you
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know you know it's just like good user
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testing right it's like yeah you should
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tell us the symptoms of how you use this
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but we're more interested in the signs
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with your behavior shows i almost trust
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itunes to start my songs more than
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myself and there are a few there's
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obviously you know it's like like raging
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bowl that grading bowl is a obviously
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one of the greatest movies ever made one
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of my favorites but you just can't watch
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it that often
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it's just too much right it takes a lot
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out of me to watch Raging Bull so my
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play count on raging bowl as a movie is
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going to be a lot lower than the Stars I
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would assign to it because I just can't
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it's i love i love and godspeed you
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black emperor with it which is this a
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band from Canada that makes these
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wonderful very long
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orchestral atmospheric ever seen at 28
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yes remember when the guy wakes up and
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he starts walking through the streets
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and you hear that like that very
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memorable cello like yeah that's
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godspeed you black emperor that's that's
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five star music that i do not want to
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hear 16 minutes at a time so skip count
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on that is kinda high but you can hack
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this right easily by and I don't derail
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this because it but i do have a lot of
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on this is like the way that I do
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playlist i think is pretty smart i do it
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very heavily upon like building the bit
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i have a whole bunch of I cloud-related
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smart playlists that I'd love to share
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with people because i think they could
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be a lifesaver
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but then I do a very heavily based upon
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the number of times that the ratings I
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mean what a ratings you have time to sit
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and write everything and what is that
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reading mean it'sit's not that much
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better than what you get on the itunes
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store what's good for what the gene i
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can tell you the genius break for you
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after iTunes Match initially when i
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first got on itunes magic is stopped
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working on my on my mac i guess it was
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there was enough on the computer for it
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yeah I don't know it gets like you for a
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definitely definitely started working
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even in 10 i guess what's the last
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itunes at work this did start working
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again it was a revelation
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I don't know how the hell it does it
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that it's crazy all we've learned from
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collaborative filtering it works pretty
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great and I'll tell you the genius
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playlists are frequently way better than
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anything i would have come up with on my
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yeah i agree with that and but I'd but I
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also think that's exactly why I think I
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trust itunes to write my songs for me I
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well you know just as a and then let me
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you know I'll tell you what's a
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super-duper rathole that still drives me
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why doesn't it doesn't I RS know which
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apps that use the most
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why is there not an automatic Smart
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Folder for the apps that I use the most
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don't you think there should be a full
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Smart Folder I know this doesn't exist
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but shouldn't be a smart folder
01:27:12
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automatically populated in your dock
01:27:14
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with the five apps you use the most
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I'm sorry nine apps you use the most I
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definitely think so i think i think i
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don't think that the the visual
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presentation of as they call it spring
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board is at anyway problematic i know a
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lot of nerds want to put widgets and
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have also expensive i think my nandroid
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I think this idea that the the baseline
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of the iOS universe is a desktop you get
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to pick the background and it's just an
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organized list of your apps is the right
01:27:44
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concept i think the problem with
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springboard is the lack of organization
01:27:48
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features you know like moving apps
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around in that thing is makes me feel
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like I've got a job and that the line if
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you've done it right and like in my case
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i I'm sorry to say that i have more apps
01:27:59
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that can be shown right on
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and so what i do i start i joked about
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this not long ago i'll go to a page with
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a bunch of crap so I don't use it takes
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so long to delete at least when you do
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it through itunes when you connect the
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device and I guess you can select more
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than one at a time and move more than
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it's not two clicks it's not all those
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extra clicks and that but what i'll do
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is i'll create a drop on top of the
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other and say do you want to create the
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folder called productivity I no no it's
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called board 37 and so I just dropped
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chop and I guess nine apps or whatever
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it'll take right but I mean that that is
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it becomes so time-consuming and then
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what's crazy making is if there is an
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app in there that i use once a year and
01:28:37
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I do the search you know the go left and
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do the search
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I wish you could say show in folder or
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show on page and you know what yeah I
01:28:48
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know exactly I know exactly what you
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mean no because I am organized and I
01:28:51
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have organized everything into folders
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well then the folders lose their
01:28:54
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taxonomical significance if I don't have
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a way to find out
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it's its siblings know is I'd the thing
01:29:01
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you just described run into all the time
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where there's a certain app i realized i
01:29:04
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want to use one of them like for example
01:29:06
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a speed test where you might have one
01:29:10
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you might have one called internet
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utilities for example isn't a stand and
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I often you know when i get like a new
01:29:16
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device from Apple to you know like the
01:29:18
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new ipad mini comes out and i want to
01:29:20
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test the to see hey what's the LT is the
01:29:22
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LTE speeds just as fast as the iphone by
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getting different speeds or something
01:29:26
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that so now i haven't used to be tested
01:29:27
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a while but i want to use it and i think
01:29:29
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you know i used this thing enough that I
01:29:31
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I should move it up to a more prominent
01:29:34
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screen but i'll search for it on that
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search screen and then I want to know
01:29:38
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where the hell is I don't know where
01:29:39
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speed test is on my phone I don't really
01:29:41
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tells you that it's in a folder called
01:29:43
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travel I don't have no idea where it is
01:29:45
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so I'll just what I'll do is I'll just
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launch it from the the search page and
01:29:50
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give up on knowing where the hell is
01:29:52
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what i would ask right now is that they
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added something in six that's cool
01:29:56
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which is when you search if you have
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done the you know it's pretty cool
01:30:00
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disney magic that if you put two similar
01:30:02
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apps if you drop a nap on a similar app
01:30:04
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it's pretty cool that those notes that
01:30:05
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those are both music apps or travel
01:30:07
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option that's pretty that's pretty cool
01:30:08
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it's done that ever since they've had
01:30:09
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the folders feature if yeah but I mean
01:30:11
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it was gonna say that it's nice it's
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always been cool it guesses that well
01:30:14
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but will be nice and this is probably
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inner thing but when you do that search
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for speed test what we call that thing
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the search page whatever you them then
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your spotlight they might call it
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spotlight did you notice that it now
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shows you the name of the folder when it
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finds no I didn't know that so if you
01:30:30
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search for something to show you the
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name the folder now obviously the neck
01:30:33
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the great tell you what home screen
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that's on though I want to know what's
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going on homescreen aight well I wish
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there was just a disclosed button there
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would or a you know an i right or just
01:30:42
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show me love show it to me
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yeah but but you know that this is this
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is the one funny thing when I'm sure we
01:30:47
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don't have time to get into this but i
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want at least a stake in the ground
01:30:50
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I there's so much stuff like it's one
01:30:52
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thing to say okay I want to play list
01:30:54
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and of these songs that i liked or I
01:30:57
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want to make a mixtape for somebody as
01:30:59
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we used to say but there's so much power
01:31:01
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in smart playlists that most people have
01:31:03
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no idea about and they are absolutely
01:31:06
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indispensable if you're using iTunes
01:31:08
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Match like I have I have I have so many
01:31:11
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of these that I rely on one of them is
01:31:12
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here is all stuff that I know is
01:31:15
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copacetic in the cloud right and
01:31:19
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everything it's matched your purchase
01:31:20
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toward any of the matches these are any
01:31:22
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of these three criteria that first of
01:31:24
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all fantastic because you can see how
01:31:25
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much of your stuff is you know up there
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i have 14 problems
01:31:30
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show me any one where it is not you know
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is where it's deleted or problem or
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whatever it is but you know what I've
01:31:38
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got I've got one that I swear by this is
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a little byzantine but I take that is
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this safe in the cloud list and I use
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that as the basis for show me everything
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that's in my safe in the cloud list this
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larger than 15 mix and sort by size so
01:31:56
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if I'm running out of space
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I know that can very clear very quickly
01:32:00
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clear up three gigs by deleting
01:32:01
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everything in here without actually
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losing it forever and on my on my
01:32:06
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macbook air that's indispensable that I
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mean I feel that thing up fast if i put
01:32:10
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some HD movies on their right forgot I
01:32:13
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forgot a pre-bought to Bob brave and the
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brave plus special features is going to
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be like eight gigs or whatever things
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like that but then you can also get into
01:32:22
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these wonderful things where you can mix
01:32:24
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those less this should be a separate
01:32:25
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show i'm sorry but if you come up with
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the list that work for you like you know
01:32:29
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show me everything that I listen to more
01:32:31
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than 10 times it's not in children's
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music or holiday music or any of this
01:32:35
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array and has fewer than 5 skip counts
01:32:38
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wow that's actually a pretty great list
01:32:39
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doesn't matter what rating you gave it
01:32:41
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your going to hear songs that you like
01:32:43
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so if you can combine those together you
01:32:46
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come up with these fantastic on-the-go
01:32:47
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list for iOS and that stuff is all still
01:32:51
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I don't think it's super obvious how to
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use all that a lot of people don't know
01:32:54
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that you can make like sub list entries
01:32:56
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inside of smart playlist you know what I
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mean yeah where you can have a raise and
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a raise or whatever right but you like
01:33:03
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it i do anything about the second spot
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sir I can tell you another repeat
01:33:10
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sponsor and repeat sponsors make me so
01:33:12
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happy because it makes me feel like
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they're part of the talk show family our
01:33:15
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friends at global delight and their app
01:33:17
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it's a brand-new version of their great
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app camera+ pro camera plus pro little
01:33:23
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bit of a tongue twister is a powerful
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touch or even your ipad people love to
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shoot their stuff on your iPad it's a
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great it's a favorite of iphone
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photographers it has incredible features
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my favorites are things like it's got
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really good focus lock exposure control
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manual white balance you can change the
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white balance it has a good anti-shake
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feature to help steady photos when
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options for grid lines so you could turn
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some other options for the gridlines you
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button mode where the whole screen is
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about your portrait exactly big button
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it helps so much for that right because
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you all you have to know if you feel
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same thing that the photo app has
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everybody has now you can use the volume
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button as a shutter
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you can also use the volume button on a
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headphone if it's attached so it's sort
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of like what do they call that Dad
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photography terms are remote shutter
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button really James Bond make you do
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where they're really getting in a realm
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where these are some of that really
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advanced features they got done the
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video side you can shoot videos with
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camera+ pro with real-time video filters
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are some people are against the filters
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some of the filters yeah a little bit
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kitschy a little bit retro some of the
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filters are just you know really make it
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look a little bit more like
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movie you know more filmic I think some
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of the filters are really great but you
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can see them live I don't even know how
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that to me this is black magic i don't i
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don't know how a little iphone thing can
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can do live video filtering as you shoot
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but it works
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that's the thing that blew me away about
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these guys at macworld last year's I
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think it got them the best to show at
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macworld expose that they were they had
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this app that did video filters you know
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I Instagram style histogram style
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whatever you want to call it but live as
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you shoot the video i had no idea that
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existed i love this happened had no idea
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that accepted and it doesn't seem
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mathematically possible to me but it
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I sharing you could share to facebook
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twitter flickr anyplace you want to send
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photos they have a feature I don't know
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why anybody would ever want to use such
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a feature but they have a feature where
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you can have a private collection of
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photos within the app that's
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password-protected i don't know i mean
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it seems like something somebody would
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want to use I don't yes a sensitive
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government data
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exactly that's a good idea but i use it
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i like it it's got some great if you
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know and it's a dude on the whole bunch
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of filters that you can use one of my
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fam other favorite things about their
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filters is that when you apply a filter
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to a photo I have a little slider that
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just let you adjust the filter strength
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so if you say give it the bleach bypass
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filter and it really has this sort of
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absurdly strong filter look to it if you
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think that's too much you can just slide
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that down a little bit and just to put
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it like thirty percent or something like
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that and it just gives it a hint of that
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look which i think is a just a great
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feature really really helps sort of let
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you feel like you're in control of it
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and it like a real app like lightroom or
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something like that on your Mac here's
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how do you get it I know that's what
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you're wondering
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you ever hear the website bit ly I know
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about Bentley vit dot I know why right
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see here's what you do you go to
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that's the idea behind the bitly URL
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they can say wow look at all these
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people coming from the talk show how
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much does it cost cost up buck 99 12 box
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that's going to get a great app camera+
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pro when you google for it comes up
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number one number one before you can do
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before we do it as Google's monster
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their big supporters of the show i have
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i have wow I I'll this
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wow I guess I i thought i was using this
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most recent version but oh my god this
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is amazing and beautiful app and they
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were one of the first they're one of the
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first word when camera+ came out
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everybody was like wait a minute you can
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do this the best
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yep so what else is going on is that you
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know what it is and we're going along we
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should get the hell off we should have
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we should have a show John I know you
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wouldn't want to do that probably but we
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should have a show this is ridiculous we
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have you know we have some stuff to talk
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he really know anything we need to talk
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about now I mean we have we have shared
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interest that we can make Valerie shared
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interest we can helps in any people
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Susie astok and entertaining and
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engaging manner that's what i meant
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having that you can i have some shit to
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talk about that I know you're the one
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sending that stuff to my wife
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look I don't I told you I was going to
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take care of your investment haha
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listen the market is subject to
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volatility I'm not a magician
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we can talk more time ever done it never
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happens you never told you you could
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never lose then I have for government
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veranda federal something-something this
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is pretty probably long right run along
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a little bit but dunno maybe there's
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some stuff we could cut we keep talking
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about how you have apple news kind of
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cattail people one more thing
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yeah what do you want to talk about I
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feel like you have some self what you
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want to say well I'm gonna mention more
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slightly items related thing now
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now i'm a a reformed retired adjunct
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productivity guy of some renown I must
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say and for her for years
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one of the i use this is an example i
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always use notebooks as an exact great
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example of productivity porn and the
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idea that if you focus too much on the
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he won't do your stuff the other example
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in terms of like stuff I do and I
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mention that because i'm a notebook nerd
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like I love field notes i love all these
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notes the other one for me is is
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metadata I am so pointlessly obsessed
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with correct metadata and things and it
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drives me bananas and even for a long
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time I there are various other various
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different ways to use this but running
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people wear something that's really cool
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and it's free think it's free
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musicbrainz mean mu SE pyaar ki NZ
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believe it's musicbrainz dork but if you
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google musicbrainz you will find it it
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has the most exhaustive set of metadata
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about anything I've ever seen you don't
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want to go to shot just for fun so
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here's the neat part though a you go in
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and search musicbrainz for tom petty
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it's because they are some petty you
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click on Tom Petty this is ok show me
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the torpedoes ok yourselves repeat rows
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wait a minute you're telling me that
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there's a will that be nineteen eighty
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that there's like all that whatever the
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whatever came out 1980 versus on this
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label that's an LP but there's also a
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version that came out later on with
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bonus tracks on a CD and is also never
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it doesn't drive you crazy when you have
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to when you want to get that metadata
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right on stuff but there's like four
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extra tracks and their itunes confused
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well this is that all that stuff is in
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there which is amazing but here's the
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beauty part you can download this app
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called things called musicbrainz picard
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like you like Professor X Picard and you
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get on the download strong luke and you
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drag tracks into this and it applies all
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that metadata to your tracks for you
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downtown your name in the files
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how do you get that you just go to a
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good search for musicbrainz picard and
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it's not the prettiest kind of swing
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looking kind of you know python looking
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but it works well and you go in and say
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you just throw a big bunch of stuff in
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I think it's better to start out like I
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just to get a get your legs under you
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put it like grab there's some album
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where you've got to get you throw a
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nightmare on elm street whatever the
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stones records you like throw that in
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there and then tell it everything in
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this group make this the costly released
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edition from a couple years ago and say
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okay got it all
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boom because the correct stuff it enters
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in the composer data
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you like everything that it can and then
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they make sure i can so much more fun to
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use it sounds crazy but if you get stuff
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you can it'll improve stuff like your
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stuff you bought from Apple too little
01:42:05
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ad better stuff to that anyway I just it
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organizes better it makes your playlist
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it drives me nuts will not help it will
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help with album art for missing album
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art I think it will help in the Senate
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I'm trying to remember you can get album
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art for I know there are other apps that
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do that used to be one called mp3
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someone I used to use but there's always
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been little apps like this if nothing
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else it'll make sure that it has
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normalized as John siracusa says
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normalized metadata that will be correct
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and help you find hopefully the right
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one have a common except that does that
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but I guess what I'm kind of getting at
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is like one of two things first of all
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like there's nice we have so much stuff
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now that labeling stuff incorrectly has
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a cost to it even if it's silly stuff
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like music because stuff like duplicates
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because you can send more than one
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version itunes match as i learned i have
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arrived as i click around yesterday
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looking for screenshots and stuff
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I don't realize just how many duplicate
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just like duplicates and display exact
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duplicates is only so helpful in a first
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of all it doesn't work all that great
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and be it doesn't automatically pick
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what to get rid of
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well if you find the correct version and
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prefer this certain bit rain so forth it
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gets a lot easier to do that i'm
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actually have an app that i like that
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will help with that a lot i have one of
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those for iphoto that I like a lot but
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first of all yes
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hey there's a cost not having this
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correct because you know example case be
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i'm on iOS and suddenly i have four
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different artist called electric light
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orchestra which makes it really annoying
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well I happen to like yellow but you
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know what I'm saying like you go in
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there now and your stuff isn't all in
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the same place so you can make lists as
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easily you're going to go back to your
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computer and fix all of that some people
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on iOS you know maybe don't even have
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that option but we do if we're always 10
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users and this is a great ones of the
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card one of my pics pic of the week and
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your you strike me somebody's probably
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not a big metadata guy you don't spend a
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morning on that i can i can get IQ get i
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can get into it for the stuff that
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matters to you it's great like all I do
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we did all my
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new order stuff and fixed up all my new
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order stuff make sure the tracks come
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from the right thing and instead of me
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having to sit there in search 10 sites
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to find which of these five versions of
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ceremony this is it will do it for you
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and it's pretty terrific it can also do
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an acoustic fingerprint it will look at
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if it doesn't if you have no idea what
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the track is you throw in your unknown
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whatever that you know that one checked
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folder you have called unknown sort of
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whatever it couldn't it'll take a shot
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take a swag and doing an acoustic
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footprint to figure out what it is huh
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so as more of your let's say a hundred
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and twenty-eight k plus stuff makes it
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way it makes its way into the itunes
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ecosystem this will benefit you even
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just take you here you go make a smart
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playlist of your most played albums and
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just even fix those and make your life
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so it's good and something I'll share my
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our my smart playlist with you you have
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those did you do smart playlist for
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iTunes Match I for iTunes Match like I
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was really scared to throw stuff away
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until I was really I mean I was scared I
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knew that I didn't have to have a 65 gig
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itunes library on every machine anymore
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swimming and i wanted to i want to have
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the confidence to delete stuff
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especially with movies dude I mean I had
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it set to automatically download like I
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say with brave i mean brave was big
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you know that SP that's one of the
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things that to me is unheralded about
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the new itunes 11 is there now are under
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Harold at least is that they've finally
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they more or less than the same thing
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with movies and TV shows as they did
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with music where if you bought it from
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apple it's you can just delete it from
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your computer and it still shows up and
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it's just like you know it's in this
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oh you know the other thing they added
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but I'm this actually supports I think
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rather than refutes that he did you see
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you now have an overall tick-box 44
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don't show so you know it like for
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example on iOS you can go in and say
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only show local music don't show iCloud
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music that's not on this ya ice
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yeah you can do that now in itunes also
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without a smart playlist which is huge
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if you're on vacation right because
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you're not don't don't tease me with the
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shit I can't play well here's the thing
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II when you're on vacation you won't
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find out you don't have it but a if
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you're not a vacation yet you might want
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to go and be sure you've got everything
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you want on there right so that's a nice
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one I mean that's a nice feature because
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not everybody's going to care about that
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or need that you know it's we always
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have to think about the people who are
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the new customers where is that growth
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well you know there's not that many
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people certainly there are nervous
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they're gonna buy 5 iPad and 7i phones
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but clearly this growth is among people
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who have not been in the apple ecosystem
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before right
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I'm i think is back it gets back to the
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one of my rolled refrains which is that
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it's really almost everything is hard if
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it wasn't part of the original idea and
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the whole cloud thing was not part of
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the original idea with itunes and it
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really felt it with all the other
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previous versions whereas this new
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redesign really was and you know part of
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it you can be completely cynical about
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which is that it's also very largely
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about getting you to buy more stuff from
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the store but it you know just starting
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from the blank white board when they
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started designing with this new one was
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gonna look like it click they clearly
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had that a lot of this stuff the
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canonical store for it is our servers
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and you know I cloud wherever the hell
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they are as opposed to the old itunes
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where that the cloud stuff really was it
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both effectively and visually sort
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attacked on MH now you're i think i
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think you're right and you know the the
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cash to completely unexpected part of
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all this for me is apple TV her which I
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treated as as much of a hobby as Apple
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did for a long time but when I got the
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have the 720p the second latest one
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same here I it is unbelievable i say i
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did a whole couple podcast about this
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about how I moved away from my old
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system having a mac mini and drove to do
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everything I still got them around but
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it's crazy how little i miss having a
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dedicated large storage device
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you know I mean I mean yes absolutely i
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am you know what I was drinking the
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other night about a copy of phantasm
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using phantasm it brings about remember
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that scary a commercial and is that orb
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like there's even a mausoleum and you
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see that the or with the little
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you can google it yeah the orb with the
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spike coming out of that goes in the
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guy's head and pulls out this blood
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spurts out just great low budget horror
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film from 1979 and described and then it
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was on my iPad in a few minutes that
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that they have created starting with the
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early days of the itunes store and being
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able to buy I mean to me now that
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pattern has become so ingrained that it
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competes very heavily with the
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pre-existing habit of just going and
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getting it off the back of a truck
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I I feel great being legit with it but
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it's also just more convenient not
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knowing that this is not going to have
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hard-coded dutch subs whatever those are
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but this will be like a good version of
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this that i can get from anywhere right
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you know the best copy the Avengers I've
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got is the one that I paid for and
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that's the thing that's really that's a
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good thing hasn't happened for you I
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mean Europe you use it seems like this
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must have been big for you guys too
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especially you got a kid too
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yeah I wish we had more of our movies on
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itunes then then dvds and stuff like
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that maybe the after dark all table
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something called I flex or play with
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that I I don't know
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ok I flac KS just saying I fli x ck x
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its yeah its metadata in place without
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having to recreate code and if it's an
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MKV whatever that is it can put a
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quicktime wrapper around it that lets it
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run right in itunes good thing
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yeah I know you know me i get yeah i
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know you get confused
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ya gotta get confused actually what
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Margaret wellhead was never forget this
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one night I tried to show was I don't
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know Gotye was the you & Simpson were
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definitely there and I was really
01:50:09
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excited about showing you this one
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bookmarklet oh and I remember like I I
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never felt like a bigger nerd than when
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you two guys were not interested in
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anything i had on and you're seriously
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you're like I was I was like the kid who
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was likely a nice bike well one of my
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boss by Kate spank you can just walked
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away I do i do remember that i actually
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it oddly have a very vivid memory of
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that I believe somehow we had either
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gotten kicked out of her head somehow
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decided that it was a bad scene it
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how about shields and we're going to
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Rickenbacker's right my opinion there's
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been several times I'd so you decided to
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spend like the three walk that there's
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like a three block walk
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between the two bars are going to catch
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up and talk about our lives we decided
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to explain quicks it goes next click
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like this crazy kinda like look I type
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in mdl returns a markdown link I've
01:51:01
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never met somebody so uninterested in
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the own the other thing that they have
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made the change the world
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I'm trying to show you a bookmarklet
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Montgomery Street and you won't even
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look at it but how do you remember it
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was it was you guys literally turn your
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backs and walked away but I also
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remember to that where we had previously
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all been on the same track we've been
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having a good time and then all of a
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sudden you took the b train and we took
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the seat man that's there's a reason i
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didn't get to sit at the lunch table
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with the cool kids actually just about
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30 reasons but I feel any battery
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feeling better having done this is it
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that you can get your head clear out a
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little over this cold i just don't maybe
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some time talking talking about your
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event feel a little better yeah
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absolutely but i don't have to see that
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is my that's my cue asked what my cold
01:51:50
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medicine of choice my cold medicine of
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choice is bourbon and because that's you
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know what if you will go and look at a
01:51:56
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lot of the medicines that are out there
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you know what it is it's alcohol there
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that's the truth we're still it's
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something that used to be useful because
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it had alcohol and now they took it's
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like it's like good like caffeine free
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diet coke like I don't understand what
01:52:08
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you're what you're drinking at that
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point you know in this case this used to
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be all about the liquor and now it's
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just something you buy a pharmacy that's
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a you know just some kind of useless
01:52:17
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tincture right what's the proof of
01:52:18
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nyquil I guess whether you feel better
01:52:21
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well but what's that
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back sorry I don't know what the proof
01:52:32
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is our kitty dukakis she's a rubbing
01:52:34
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alcohol lady right I what did she turn
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was it running on the same running out i
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don't think i might have been yeah yeah
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i think it was a shame i shouldn mission
01:52:43
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no that's not funny now he lost the
01:52:45
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election that's not funny right there
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would be pretty funny that she paid the
01:52:48
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White House just drinking a flower pots
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and shit caucus who
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that's a bummer bummer that that becomes
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your file card you know like that
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like your one fast yeah like you David
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Carradine was was was going to be
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remembered as the guy from that show
01:53:05
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where they can get Bruce Lee that was
01:53:07
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yeah it's the antibiotic there was a way
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he was a white guy who could do pretty
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cool karate in one chunk Norris he could
01:53:14
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pull off a nation right yeah and then
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you know things just went a little south
01:53:20
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one night right
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that is true yeah and there's some guys
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who can outlive it you know i mean like
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Elvis Elvis is a big enough guy
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where ya he he died ignominiously but
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that's just like an asterisk like a sad
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little yeah like element Beatles were
01:53:35
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big enough that we can remember them in
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different ways like they don't even
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remember when the stamps came out and
01:53:39
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like shouldn't be young Elvis or fat
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Elvis but there's not that many people
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like maybe Liz Taylor but there aren't
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that many people apart from people like
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them in the beatles where you get to go
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oh yeah there's the paul mccartney from
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this time in that time Elvis man
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yeah but like David Carradine he's a guy
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who's sort of that's a shame
01:54:00
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yeah I love that show 1989 Dukakis was
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briefly hospitalized after drinking
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rubbing alcohol rubbing alcohol running
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or thats that's rough
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that is rough and no i don't i can't
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think of any mixers that would make that
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a good thing for me yeah I don't think
01:54:14
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there's anything happen with that either
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you think cops n kids today a/c they
01:54:18
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would get it like an artisanal run right
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artisan okay yeah it would be alcohol do
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ribbing and it would be like guys like
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an absent that comes with a special
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spoon or something in a very elaborate
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Bob how this is how about our our bar
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yes you can come in and get a cocktail
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with ice like the other little queer
01:54:38
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bait bars you come to ours we're going
01:54:39
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to give you a drink you literally rub
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into your skin tank top tank tops
01:54:43
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welcome we'll make a poultice we could
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make you a like a heating pad you know
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with a with a daiquiri in it split sky