Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► this episode of rock on the line is [TS]

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00:00:03 ◼   ► they asked us son not to read an ad so [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► hey just enjoy the show [TS]

00:00:10 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► Merlin how's it going oh good many joys [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► of the season to you [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► Oh Sees enjoys to you to season joys of [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► the season to you [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► Oh Berlin man Merlin Pam early and then [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► who's got a beard that used to be there [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► i'm not sure if it is there must be [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► Roderick must be Roderick Claus [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► ding-ding-ding-ding-ding goal depressing [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► time of year it's called and we have in [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► our fierce gee-gees psychosomatic [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► sniffles every morning just because it's [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► something you feel doesn't mean that it [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► is real MVP em sniffing all the way you [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► sign with your family at Christmastime [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► teasing [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► yes well yes yes we do [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► okay wrap it up yeah my child my [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► daughter sing some things but she's not [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► a christmas carol singer I don't think [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► you get Christmas carols jammed down [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► your gullet quite like we did as kids [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► not that that's a bad thing but I don't [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► think I mean like she knows the tunes [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► and she can come along but like she's [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► not like a christmas carol person [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► yeah my my kid is into him and you know [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► I can't explain it at i was thinking [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► about this uh just yesterday the same [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► thing you're talking about which is that [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► Christmas was really really stuffed up [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► our noses in the seventies and eighties [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► and i think it was like all it's like [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► even at school even or especially at [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► school you know had a secular school [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► even like Christmas was hit for like [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► weeks you made things out of paper [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► plates and you're saying [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► the songs and there was there wasn't a [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► winter concert there's a Christmas show [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► you say business and you liked it [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► yes she did and there was the evenin [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► even in secular school right a a picture [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► of the one star shining down on the [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► manger link the little baby and there's [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► a lot of that link but her but you know [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► where we're remembering a time when [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► there were only three television [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► stations and and yeah and there were [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► like there was like the newspaper I mean [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► media was really was really constrained [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► and you couldn't opt-out and so I I but [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► I was I was realizing this because i was [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► looking at my kid than the day before [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► Christmas and it was like well [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► tomorrow's Christmas and she her [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► reaction was like oh [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► tomorrow's Christmas why are you using [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► me know just sort of like she was coming [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► the lower idioms today John I kept my [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► orders talked about since sep tember [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► well I yeah I just feel like I what I [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► thought about it I realized like well [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► you know would I don't have a TV [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► yeah now since that's a really good [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► point you know the heavy there's hardly [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► any Christmas and all well and and you [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► know we walked around here trees and [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► stuff [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► the tree but we haven't really i didn't [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► take her to see The Nutcracker like some [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► of that stuff I that I wanted to do I [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► just kind of forgot like Christmas [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► sneaks up on you you know the exact [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► punishment and I was like oh shit i [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► meant to take her to the Nutcracker i [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► meant to be a good dad [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► we were at the mall for a completely [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► separate reason early in december and [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► and we're walking along and she's kind [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► of doing her thing where she's like a [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► look at this and you turn rocks over [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► like look there's a crab and I'm like in [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► the mall but she finds them and then I [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► look up and I realized holy shit Santa's [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► here already and she couldn't see him i [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► could see I couldn't see him either but [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► we were behind he's usually obscured [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► yeah but but but but there were else [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► they're elves all sure and they were [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► elves little smoke [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► fire right yeah right they were elves [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► with clipboards in the mall and you know [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► that that bodes ill mhm because it if [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► there's not a Santa bear they're taking [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► names for something that's a different [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► time things have really changed so i [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► immediately try to outdo careful then [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► else making a list that's almost say [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► today see right see Santa makes the list [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► snow elves are making lists oh my god [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► you're right what do you call that [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► mhm so so I really well with all the [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► runs the Afghan guerlain use the it's [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► the day the elf cried so so I i want to [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► look around just want to bring them joy [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► in their last moments like who [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► alright sounds evidence of a media also [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► have clipboard and accreditations [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► cracking my I grabbed her by the [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► shoulders [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► she's looking at you looking at the the [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► crabs and I grabbed her and I say [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► sweetheart i should wait hold it hold it [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► let the crab co my crap skitters off i'm [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► a sweetheart listen [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► Santa's here it's like discovering you [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► just realize that John Wayne Gacy is [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► there and you're like honey i would [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► explain a lot of things very quickly [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► honey alright okay Shh and and it's and [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► the thing is it's like evening at the [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► mall and the mall is kind of empty right [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► there's not like a huge line of people [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► to see Santa [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► it's just it's kind of an empty mall and [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► so I grabbed her and I'm like sweetheart [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► around the corner here [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► Santa's here and she was like oh I said [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► yes I know [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► are you ready for this because in the [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► past we've had no typical mixed feelings [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► about st. mall Santas lot from her right [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► not exactly a hundred percent about [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► sitting on the sitting on the need and [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► so I'm like you know let's let's like [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► let's get collected here let's let's get [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► organized and she thinks about it she's [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► like yeah I'm ready I want to see Santa [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► why I'm like all right she's like five [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► or six [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► she's a five-and-a-half so we kind of [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► have a little baseball John that is a [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► ballsy kid and I'm still down on one [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► knee like we're gonna go around this [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► corner and scream then there's going to [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► be Santa she's like all right now I said [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► listen I'm gonna go recognizer you stay [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► she's like cool so I she see she stated [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► she standing there now that she's not [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► looking not looking any any crabs [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► anymore were were a team were working as [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► a team [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► mm and so I go ahead just looking like a [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► normal everyday mall stroller [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► I'm not a guy I'm just walking i'm [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► looking for a radio shack I'm not [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► somebody that alpha is going to talk to [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► mhm and I walked up and around in a [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► circle the Santa a you know compound and [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► I a judge a that Santa actually is [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► fairly Santa looking he's not you know [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► if he doesn't look like he's on parole [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► 10 it looks like like it's actually his [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► beard you know like he it's not this [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► isn't an embarrassing Santa I have some [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► pictures sitting on Santa's lap for the [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► peanut wear the beard is up around his [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► eyes basis to really something you know [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► and the elves are the elves all look [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► like 24 year olds who liked it [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► who got out of color you know there is [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► their own College break and their [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► parents said you have to get a job while [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► you're in college breaking another there [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► they're not professional elves right [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► there they are you get that you get the [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► sense that they're all living together [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► in a trailer and they're having a lot of [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► sex test but they don't give a shit [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► about I mean therefore therefore they're [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► fun kids you know but they're not there [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► their primary thing isn't this attack I [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► walk around there's no other kids no [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► other parents just Santa sitting there [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► and there's absolutely definitely a [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► there's a cultural doesn't divide a [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► cultural wall between the kids elves who [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► are chatting with each other and having [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► fun and the lonely old Santa sitting in [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► the chair with no note there's no elf [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► hanging out [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► them was like okay all right I said I'm [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► scope and he doesn't seem like a creep [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► just you know creep radar so i zoom back [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► around I'm like okay you sure about this [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► and she's like I'm sure I said have you [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► thought about what you want to talk to [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► Sam about she's like a pretty good idea [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► and I said let's go [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► so we whip around the corner and as soon [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► as she sees him she stops cold [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► sounds like you think you're ready for [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► Santa right and I said good here [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► she's like we get a 1 curt nod and then [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► straight in [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► she goes in and Santa start talking to [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► her and santa is a German he speak he's [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► begin with a pretty heavy German accent [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► and I was like all right you know he he [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► moved here because his daughter lives [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► here something and be you know and now [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► he's a nice work in the mall Santa can [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► get past brazil and argentina wouldn't [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► have a pop-up all gonna do that anymore [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► now I know they're going to many more [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► times because the baby because massage [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► i'll find you dang it [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► so the sochi she has a little [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► tete-a-tete with him there like chit [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► chit chat at low tone chicken a squishy [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► and lapped at this point she shoots she [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► gets up on what they sit and talk with [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► her on her feet for a while and then she [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► gets up on the lab tech she takes a a [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► couple of halfway decent pictures which [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► isn't her normal m.o she likes to ruin [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► pictures and and then we're out and [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► she's like the whole rest of December [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► she never once says let's go downtown to [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► the video to the nordstrom Santa where [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► the line to see the Northern Santa is [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► four hours long [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► the crazy thing is that there's a macys [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► Santa also there's a north from Santa [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► Anna Mae see Santa downtown that wait [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► for the nordstrom Santa is seriously [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► four hours long the line goes around the [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► block [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► the customer services that Santa's [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► probably outstanding we know what you [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► can return in how you bring snow tires [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► and sell snow tires in return anything [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► that says it has to Santa has to accept [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► anything that you return [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► yeah and I don't know how I don't know [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► how the north from gets the top Santa I [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► don't even have guided wait in line to [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► see him so maybe he's just maybe got [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► Scouts many meters it could be it could [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► be a thing like you know the up in [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► Anchorage Anchorage has legendarily good [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► striptease artists because there's so [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► much money some so much cash money in [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► Alaska that if you are a legendary [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► striptease performer you want to go to [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► Alaska because that you do chances of [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► somebody just coming off of a fishing [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► boat around gold mine and tipping you [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► like 40 200-dollars in one night you [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► changed a lot better than they are and [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► you know like Boise here Lola Anchorage [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► is where you're headed [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► that's what I'm saying and so maybe a [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► Seattle Nordstrom is like that for [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► Santa's ok ok you know what I by that [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► but crazy it's not like Macy's has a [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► bargain basements and macy's is a big [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► company they have a good Santa no lie no [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► waiting at the macy sent and everybody I [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► talked to was like the kind of like [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► wrinkled her nose like planet may see [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► Santa gonna go to the Nordstrom's and [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► you know not when I was a kid you went [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► to the frederick Nelson Santa but listen [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► i'm getting i'm digressing yeah the [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► the point is that from that early Santa [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► experience to the night before Christmas [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► she just was like yeah I know it's [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► Christmas and knits but she didn't have [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► that like completely immersive Christmas [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► thing that we did that by the time [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► Christmas got there you were so hyped up [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► i remember sitting in the living room [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► watching the the tree twinkle on [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► Christmas Eve feeling like some feeling [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► like a wise man was actually gonna like [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► come in through the front door riding a [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► camel you know myself very very real [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► something I felt and [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► imagine you Felton island and trying to [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► tell me stories about my kid but you [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► know something I definitely felt with [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► her this was i gotta be very careful [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► we've been charted about talking to care [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► too much about this topic but this was [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► this was the year for her [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► mmm this is the year of discovery and [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► confirmation my feet like certain the [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► thing right and at first it seemed [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► incredibly like you know well you know [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► whatever no big deal and but then there [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► were a couple like nowadays when you're [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► grieving sometimes it takes a while for [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► it to really hit you know being a lot of [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► stages how to know where at one point [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► there was like an under like 345 year [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► break down low like we haven't seen this [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► since she's really on it was rough she [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► was obviously really struggling with it [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► but I'm trying to say is that like even [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► past the point that I knew things I [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► still kind of felt something like I [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► still meet you know I i remember in [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► particular being whiny when I was like [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► eight I definitely remember we stayed [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► are my uncle's house i was sleeping with [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► my cousins and I just remember like I [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► could not sleep and I had Inklings at [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► that point taken by the time I was like [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► 10 or 11 you still know their stuff [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► coming there's the magic in the tree and [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► the traditions and all the stuff anyone [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► you know the things they're still this [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► part of you that like it's like oh my [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► god it's christmas eve this is it [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► mhm right yes god is alive and magic is [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► afoot dealing real quick do you have [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► like a tree set up at your house the [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► treatment she doesn't know if you can [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► see they're comfortable saying it does [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► she get christmas stuff she was like [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► Christmas stuff around at any point this [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► season or was it just didn't come on [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► well as you know as everyone listening [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► knows my daughter has between three and [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► five houses [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► yeah and at my mind Milago she had a [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► building in New York she does she has a [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► house or apartment like como so my mom [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► has a artificial christmas tree that she [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► keeps in the Attic this year and you [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► generally she decorates it exclusively [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► with peach [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► his decorations because she's an 82 year [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► old woman and a peach decorations and [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► then all of the decorations like all the [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► historic historical decorations that i [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► made as a kid and that are in the family [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► so it's a little bit of a hodgepodge [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► because the the bottom you know the [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► balls and stuff are all peach and then [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► there's all this other jumble of [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► meaningful decorations so she put that [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► up and put those little electric candles [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► in the windows a long long time ago [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► early December she she did all that so [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► the trees been there with some like [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► dummy presents under it all month but [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► but she she didn't go those there's no [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► like pine boughs or anything she you [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► know she just did the roof and then it [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► was the new normal right [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► my daughter's mother actually went and [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► got a real Christmas tree because she's [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► fairly sentimental and and put it in the [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► you know moved her furniture and put it [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► in the corner and decorated it and they [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► had that whole thing [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► okay okay so she had it around yeah at [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► my house I found some amazing vintage [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► christmas lights like the big outdoor [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► kind that I intended to put in the blue [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► spruce the giant blue spruce in my front [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► yard and I kept intending to do that [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► every day right up until Christmas and [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► that was another thing like like The [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► Nutcracker I was like you gotta be [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► kidding me it's here already [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► the road is paved with good intentions [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► that was my yeah yeah I haven't even put [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► up the super good christmas lights and [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► now i'm looking at them I'm like well [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► what if i put them up now [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► yeah we'll call it a new year's tree [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► yeah what if I just leave him up all [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► year people get but they're not white [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► they're not decorative like the old [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► school like fat bulbs with the with the [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► high colors [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► yeah hola love those me too i was so [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► glad to get these and so thrilled about [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► like oh yeah but i thought i had enough [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► month to go you know so there's no [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► element of Christmas here other than the [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► fact that daddy's house looks like [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► you're living inside of a Christmas tree [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► ok because they're just sort of [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► ornaments all around them is a good you [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► know so she's a gamer she got up there [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► she talked for a while she got on the [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► lap we were you able to eavesdrop on the [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► Santa discussion did you think you want [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► to stay away let her have her Santa [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► privacy so she got into it right away [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► and I didn't [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► there wasn't a way for me it would be [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► like rude to come over and interrupt [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► this deep you know transaction so [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► afterwards I like you know we had a [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► debriefing so we're walking down the [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► mall [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► she's she seems pretty happy about it I [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► got some good photographs of her and so [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► you know i'm i'm judging it a success [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► that's the second time i've used the [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► word judging you on this podcast that's [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► fine fine holiday season [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► yeah and and so I say so we can talk [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► about she said now you know told him [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► what I wanted for Christmas I was like [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► well you know what were some of those [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► things just kind of you know trying to [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► get in next week and sneak a little [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► sneaky sneaker Rooney and she said you [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► know pretty unselfconsciously well I one [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► else in on a doll and the whole giant [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► souffle just point the because i have [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► done so much laborious work to keep Elsa [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► and honor out to keep them out [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► yeah Elsa and honor are like a like [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► click the like a mustard gas [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► it's like the movie interstellar which [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► finally watched I have a lot of things [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► to say about the that's John but it does [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► not be asked for the dust the dust has [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► arrived and even when you're very [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► careful you know sometimes of course [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► Murphy's gonna forget to close your [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► window [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► you're gonna get dust in the house [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► because does is what we have now and I [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► think that's frozen four [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► doesn't mean frozen is a juggernaut it [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► will let me come at like 16 years ago [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► still there's dust everywhere and it's [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► all set on a dust i'm so glad that [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► you've seen interstellar around looking [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► forward my god [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► to me it was my fourth try welcome we [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► can come back to that i was going to say [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► that Syracuse because he kinda likes it [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► but i might give it to you [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► oh my god yeah well I'm telling you [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► every quivering with anger he yeah i [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► mean i-i think that we I think that we [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► talked about it you did you I i saw on [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► way more of it than i remember having [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► seen I think I blocked it out and online [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► i'm not trying to take you away from all [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► sin on because i want you i know your [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► struggle i went there so let's get back [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► to this I i have been through similar [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► struggles I've seen these similar [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► struggles you see this with lots of [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► liberals and their struggles of various [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► kinds let's say that your liberal but [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► using this alive your lips and you saved [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► us a lot of the whole like it could be [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► if something is good hard as like I is [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► important that my kids looks like it [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► again just to make sure John siracusa he [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► only showed I think especially his son [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► movies that had a female protagonist for [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► most of his childhood which was super [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► interesting idea but look you're gonna [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► get plenty of opportunities to see all [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► minute guys getting to be always be the [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► heroes but you know miyazaki movies [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► they're great movies plus it's like [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► usually about a girl it's not about her [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► trying to find a boyfriend and and [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► there's things like that right other [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► things like I don't go out of my way to [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► expose her to sports boo bad on me she [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► should probably be into the Giants she [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► should like Hunter Pence whatever that [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► is I don't know what is we have a [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► hundred past all the dances with a solar [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► lightness it's horrifying just sits [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► there and twitches all day [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► Hunter Pence is a giveaway at the [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► ballpark now here's the thing but the [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► thing is now you're fighting the the [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► interstellar dust inertia nobody asked [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► for the dust but it's it's I mean like [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► it's everywhere [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► yeah yeah well and and there's a lot i [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► get a lot of pushback from moms let's be [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► honest I spend a lot of time with mom [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► as you know because not because it was [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► your life is a woman for one thing well [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► and and you know and it's not just [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► because they're they've long been a [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► general interest of mine but also [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► because that's my social circle a lot of [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► the time one [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► and also just like you know if I'm i'm [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► not telling myself to be John Lennon but [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► i have an aspect of care things that i [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► do i'm at the school of X at least five [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► times a week [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► absolutely right i know all the moms I [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► Tom we we talk a lot moms moms or image [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► in my life I'm with them right there [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► with you [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► yeah i got a lot of money because else [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► in on our good role models think it's a [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► positive movie I know there's some [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► controversy amongst people about that [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► but is it that like all you can't be [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► against them they're powerful girl [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► models you know it you can't be against [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► them is kind of where it stops and [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► there's a lot of I mean ever since I had [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► a kid there's a lot of that kind of sort [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► of we've talked about this before the [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► the the conventional understanding that [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► certain things are inevitable and it and [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► in partly in there inevitability are [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► also good because since their inevitable [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► it maybe as a mental choice to do to be [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► upset about them since their inevitable [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► with you may as well think they're good [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► and I feel like else in on ya r 2 a 2 [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► starring roles of gals in a Disney movie [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► and they have good songs apparently you [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► know it's like this feeling this feeling [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► of like these are this is there Lady and [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► the Tramp person well into just for [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► folks who haven't heard every single [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► episode there's an interesting angle to [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► this that was like it sounds like was [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► one of your first challenges with this [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► which is like if you don't have a kid [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► and you don't know there's a song from [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► frozen cold let go go go go [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► thats everywhere if i remember correctly [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► your daughter has been seeing that for [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► something like three years now and at a [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► certain point for it and perhaps years [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► she had never heard the actual recording [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► of the song it just kind to her like an [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► interstellar dust to the culture that's [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► that's correct and a lot of the Delta on [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► the stuff came to her just just [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► incidentally and she had never seen the [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► movie until this year and she'd been she [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► been immersed in these characters [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► without really knowing anything about [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► them because every other little [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► I'll have them in their times had a [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► whole article about Star Wars the [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► digital generation of kids that may be [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► kind of the star wars some ancillary me [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► TV shows but there's this whole [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► generation of kids that are super into [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► Star Wars have never seen any of the [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► movies i mean my kids like that she [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► walks around she's like Princess Leia [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► bb-8 and she's got things to say about [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► Wow but she's never seen anything about [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► a star ever seen Star War not a thing [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► not a one single of those Wars so anyway [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► so I had been and so we finally I I the [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► the initial cave was earlier this year [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► when I was like all right let's watch [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► the movie like I'm I it's just a movie [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► it's not going to pollute her mind with [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► Belson on anymore and I the things I [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► haven't even seen it but my primary [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► objection to it is that clearly else and [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► on our the Grays right there there with [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► this is an episode of our podcast for [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► those of you who haven't listened to [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► every episode yes you should be ashamed [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► first of all but second of all we have [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► this open gonna start start start the [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► beginning and listen listen normal speed [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► normal speed or slower normal speed [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► that's right up so there's certainly [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► 6230 episodes you better slow down [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► sunday you are not ready for house [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► Trotter you need to go real slow and [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► understand the appeal of the greys to [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► understand that the greys are in places [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► we had not anticipated doing things we [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► didn't expect it's going to take a [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► little bit of homework on your part [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► shame on you [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► and one of the things one of the things [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► they do is they gradually gradually [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► inoculate us by making our children's [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► dolls look more and more like Grey's [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► everyday they have bigger and bigger [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► eyes weirder shrunken you know sort of [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► exactly knows michael jackson yeah and [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► like spindly limbs with giant heads up [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► that hill and if you take if you take an [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► Elsa hour on a doll [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► they are almost exactly the dimensions [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► of a Barbie doll but if you thought [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► Barbie dolls had weird physical [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► dimensions put on on a doll next to [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► watch i play Barbie hat on to an honor [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► good luck kid [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► do it on the honor the honor doll her [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► head there is English animal heads fifty [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► percent larger than a Barbie head [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► business and her body is like even sort [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► of more weirdly shaped than a been a [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► Barbie she wasn't wearing those drapes [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► I mean I think she pretty much look like [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► I like a coat rack you look like a coat [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► rack with a giant oversized head that it [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► probably does not just just kind of fall [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► over on her body [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► yeah but like really like really she's [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► from a different gravity narrow waist [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► like it impossible narrow waist in any [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► case I objected to the movie just on [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► general principle because I initially [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► the initial exposure i had to this kind [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► of children's toy was a long time ago [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► probably 15 years ago when the [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► children's toy brats first arrived on [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► the scene which was the new Barbie or [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► was touted as the new Barbie and they [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► were like completely they don't they [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► almost had a like a graffiti art quality [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► but they were little they were basically [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► like little girls meant to appeal to [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► little girls and the dolls were just [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► plastered with makeup they were wearing [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► miniskirts and they were it was just [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► like yeah these are these are real and [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► they're and giant heads and tiny bodies [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► it was like these are repulsive sex [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► fetish items like like you remember the [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► soluble I know you did on TV but almost [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► like in the steve madden TV commercials [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► yeah well giants that girl exactly yeah [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► and then start looking at them right now [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► they are in probably narrow looking and [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► and it looks like their eyes got more [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► and more almond d yeah and their heads [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► got bigger and bigger [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► yeah yeah so I so I saw this trend a [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► long time ago and I was like listen [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► we're talking where we're culturally [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► arguing about barbie's a bust for [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► Barbies dimensions as being like [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► unrealistic and in the meantime the the [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► door is cracked open and these freaking [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► sex gnomes are pouring in like mom why [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► and there's nothing we you know we're [TS]

00:27:56 ◼   ► not even thinking about them were still [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► arguing about barbi and barbi is the [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► least of our worries so so I I objected [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► to first anyway we all sat down we watch [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► frozen and at the end of the movie and I [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► was sitting there doing the thing that I [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► do which is like well that's this is [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► irrelevant to the plot and this next [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► scene is like in compatible with the [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► plot mrs. can't really communicate you [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► know like I mean I know that first of [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► all he's an elk but or arrange your [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► buddy yeah but i also i buy his whole [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► Act I even by olaf the animated snow [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► person but like the whole business of [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► the whole business of Elsa being [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► traumatized by her ability to buy [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► spoiler alert to create ice with her [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► hands you know she's a little bit like [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► the x-men character that causes the [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► blood disorder [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► okay you know what I mean like a [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► leukemia man you don't know the girl the [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► girl that touches people in it [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► any minute give them candy and that's [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► broke you'll grow touches them and they [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► get veins to get fans even if you can't [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► touch her boyfriend she's gotta work [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► gloves [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► she can't touch her boyfriend because [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► it's varicose veins are ya [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► so anyway I'm sitting there you know I'm [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► not grumbling out loud just did my head [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► and I'm not doing it as a way to like [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► cooked form an argument for her i'm just [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► doing it because I can't help myself I'm [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► like this is garbage though that's not [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► fair and then at the very end like the [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► whole message of the sister saves the [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► other sister I'm just not buying it [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► that's the actual plot right i mean it's [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► all all still results always still a [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► prince in this stupid a story anyway we [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► get to the end and i'm very curious and [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► I say darlin [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► we finally now watch frozen what did you [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► think [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► and she went man c- whoa she doesn't [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► even get grades I don't know where she [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► got be a b c d even I don't forget that [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► as a reference point using now is not [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► that is not i think i think a lot of [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► your daughter but that is not what I [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► expected at all [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► it wasn't what I expected either so I [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► reached in [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► like my inner self just rejoiced I was [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► like yes she sees through the shite and [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► then about a week and so for about a [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► week we never heard a word about Elsa [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► and I was like thank God we're done we [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► made it through the other side we never [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► pass through it [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► yep and then she started talking about [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► else annoying him and I i was like wow [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► sweetie why are we talking about some [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► this is like c- these remember c- this [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► is like you don't even like this movie [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► and she said yeah but i mean you know i [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► like else Anana I like the and I [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► realized that she had separated Elsa and [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► on from the actual film in which they [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► star is this is totally know and I mean [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► like not to make this gross but use that [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► phrase like fetish porn [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► thanks very much like that think about [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► you watching something that could be [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► really really dumb better head airplane [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► sent it again I guess it sucked but I [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► mean had lots of airplanes right isn't [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► Bryant kind of similar to that where [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► you're like yeah you can you can any you [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► know she's had time to develop her own [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► like maybe not narratives about this but [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► she had her own like reckons about them [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► in the party I went absolutely has [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► narratives about them they pre-existed [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► in her mind and imagination so much that [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► the movie sort of was irrelevant here [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► absolutely right it was just like now [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► they're animated for a while and she's [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► like mats and basically what she was [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► saying was that movie is not as good as [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► the stories that I come up with about [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► else on Donna like the nelson on a were [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► characters in her life people she knew [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► and so she comes off of this santa thing [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► and she's like I just asked him for [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► Nelson on at all and I and my shoulders [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► slumped because what she was basically [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► saying was you're never gonna I'm never [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► going to give this up until I get a [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► nelson on at all and I will play with [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► them happily father so I'm asking Santa [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► for now and you are cut out of this deal [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► dear IC IC and so I was like oh and then [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► for the rest of Christmas I kept saying [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► let's go rear list again [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► would you would you like Colombo like [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► sometimes I get real confusing we just [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► let this go over this one more let's [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► just go over it again everyone anything [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► except one of these fucking dolls [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► yeah and she said over and over like [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► well I told CNN that one else in on it [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► also i feel like that ship has sailed [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► and I'm like I got so then I'm shopping [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► and I'm like you know what I can't do I [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► cannot fight this I'm gonna buy a nelson [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► oh darling I when I bought a nice else [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► in on at all not one of the crappy ones [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► which there are 1,000,000,000 but like [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► you really look at him i almost bought a [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► captain america ornament and I looked at [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► the painting on it was like this is yeah [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► this is this is bad you got to be [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► careful because if you pick up [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► everything that matches your exciting [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► brand feeling you just gonna have lots [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► of crap [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► yeah you better one going now you feel [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► like you get this one good one and now [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► that's good that's gonna clear the pipes [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► I've been to little girls homes on other [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► errands generally interacting with moms [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► where you walk in and you look at the [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► room and there are mm 700 elson honors [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► in various forms [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► yeah there are there the dolls of every [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► kind stuffy dolls barbie sties but tall [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► would like Glenn 13 p Tommy I don't know [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► where you find these so I said all right [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► if you're going to have a nelson on it's [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► going to be the only frozen oriented [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► stuff that we have but if they're going [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► to be nice little dolls and so I and I [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► wrote from Santa on the package [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► well we're at the were back around the [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► tree [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► she's opening the presence and she has [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► you know some some nice present some [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► other dolls the hodgman's actually sent [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► her an American Girl doll says that said [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► what when did you get to kill know we [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► got like the the hippie one she [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► basically looks like we can really get [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► Rebecca I don't know who those are ya [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► yeah let's find out [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► this one looks like Hilary Clinton in [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► nineteen cents just you know that's a [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► pretty nice present [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► it's super nice present well it was an [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► American Girl doll that they had [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► that you know that their daughter had [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► loved and cherished but I remember their [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► daughter had something on the order of 9 [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► to 14 american girl dolls so this links [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► here she had over the time had [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► disseminated these american girl dolls [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► to younger girls she's obtained now and [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► this was the last she had she had her [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► main one that she would never get rid of [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► it shall take to adulthood but this was [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► the last of the secondary american girl [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► dolls that that that lived at their in [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► their house in Massachusetts and they [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► were like we're going to get that doll [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► we're gonna bring it down from [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► Massachusetts and we're going to send it [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► to to your daughter and she arrived and [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► I was like this tall is truly beautiful [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► I mean she's wearing some sort of [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► seventies pantsuit like she's wonderful [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► and so so you know my kids opening these [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► presents she's getting a wonderful thing [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► she's she's expressing true gratitude [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► and pleasure [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► she's actually opens a package and takes [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► 15 minutes to play with that toy [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► oh that's a really really good sign [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► right before opening the next president [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► she's not that that's when I am proudest [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► when like there's some you get 90 [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► minutes of playing before going to the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► next thing that's a good feeling isn't [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► that good there and then she gets to [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► this else and on and she opens it up and [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► she's so thrilled because this is the [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► culmination of three and a half years of [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► her five-and-a-half years of just like [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► hounding me for these dolls and i had [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► gone to everyone else in the family and [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► I'd say ixnay on the are the salon is [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► lime the Sun on a girl's yeah and so [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► everybody was on board anyway frozen [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► fray doesn't fray here they arrived and [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► she she beams at them for a second just [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► beams at them and then she slowly turns [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► her head to look at me and gives me the [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► ultimate [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► fuck you oh you just got pwned by the [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► man with the beard I got pwned by Santa [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► home by santa and she was like but [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► mainly because i like them apples [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► how you like them apples i asked Santa [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► for this and santa brought it and she [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► ran a santa hat on and she yeah and you [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► are outside the game dad and I was just [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► on the couch just like getting a hit [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► with this like plasma pulse [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► Oh boom like up your nose [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► dad how you like me now [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► it was truly how you like me now look [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► and I was like wow [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► Santa really did a number on daddy did [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► me and she was like hmm and so I've been [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► continuing to play this like well I [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► guess Santa you know against daddy's [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► wishes brought this else in on into my [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► home and she and she's just so gratified [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► just trots around and and she took a [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► necklace that she was right around her [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► neck and built it into an honor sling [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► where she walks around with the honor [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► around her neck like it's like it's a [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► mr. t chain [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► yeah like she just hangs around her neck [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► now that she wears the doll she wears it [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► kind of like kind of like Twiggy and [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► Buck Rogers a with guys like our dr. [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► Theophilus yeah led me to be immediately [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► and and so what can I do and anyway all [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► by way of saying she believes in Santa [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► and she primarily I think believes in [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► Santa as a daddy for our death order [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► haha that but it's really it's at least [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► one and a half gift maybe two or three [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► gifts in one cuz she got the things she [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► wanted [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► yeah despite it all and boy and you know [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► let daddy let this serve as a lesson to [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► you maybe you're not the smart guy you [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► thought you were now she's not an addict [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► yeah she stuck it to the man hardcore [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► and so now I you know [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► and and the fact that they are more or [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► less the dimensions of Barbies and you [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► can get Barbie stuff and apply it to [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► them because she also doesn't have any [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► Barbies which i also get in trouble for [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► me the Barbies got dive-bombed into our [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► life by relatives oh so the thing is I [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► mean she's had exposure Barbies but I we [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► did not have a super duper ooper [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► shmooper strong POV on this but sure [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► there was it was mutual assent of like [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► all the kind of kid shit that's going to [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► be in our life Barbie was not gonna be [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► near the top of the list sure that your [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► palm right but i have to tell you like [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► certain beloved family members thought [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► otherwise and things when you die [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► bonding with notches Barbie but some [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► Barbie outfits plus like a like a house [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► there delivering like a whole franchise [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► and now your RV person understands shoes [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► everywhere and so I've avoided that also [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► for you man except two things 1i have [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► you know i'm i'm just generating pure [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► consternation from 99% of the other like [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► liberal mom's liberal progressive [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► educated moms like me who are just like [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► he can't fight city hall daling and also [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► watching her interact with Elsa Anna I [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► realize she's ready to progress from [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► baby dolls where the primary narrative [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► is ok baby like here's your bottle to [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► these are dolls where she can interact [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► complicated narratives with them they [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► are they are sentient dolls you know [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► they represent characters that now she [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► can inhabit with adventure rather than [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► just I'm caring for you now she can have [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► these dolls and so they become closer to [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► what we traditionally for boys called [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► action figures like these yeah these are [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► these are these are at these are [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► characters with with things to do and I [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► can enact that [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► yeah they have agency and she can now [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► talk to them and they can reply [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► whereas you know the babies because i [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► was also getting second baby dolls let's [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► be honest because it's just that's [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► what's just as cycle of baby's hungry [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► babies tired but you know baby kiss baby [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► something like kiss [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► she's like kiss baby again I'm like kiss [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► she's like puts the baby right in my [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► face baby wants to play and I'm like I [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► daddy's daddy is reading a book [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► she's like you know like so now I feel [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► like what the babies are going to go [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► the babies are going to go into a box [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► eventually I'm going back out at some [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► point [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► ya got the nod at least in my experience [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► like my daughter has so much stuff and [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► she doesn't see it for a while and then [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► she when she sees it's like junior [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► christmas because she's like she's [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► really recently discovered her thomas [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► train sets which had been in a box and [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► it was totally fun to put those together [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► again [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► I mean that's silly because like she's [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► nine but I'm 50 and I loved it it's [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► going to make a triangle around a track [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► it is I I can i still have a giant h/o [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► train set in boxes upstairs that I just [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► keep thinking I'm going to set up in the [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► barn but the problem with HR trains is [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► that the trains themselves are [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► twenty-five percent of what is really a [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► old man playset of paper mache hm just [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► letting you tell me this before but [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► remind me choose the pretty big one's [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► no those are Lionel's are like you know [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► like out of train scales again spent too [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► long [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► aight show like if you had let's say you [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► know those when you go to the fair or [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► you go you're walking downtown and and [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► you go to a hotdog stand there like [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► hotdogs and then like a big hot dog and [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► then like the the sausage Size hot dog [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► was just like a big fat thing and they [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► have somehow they have extra size buns [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► that the whole thing is like almost [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► grotesquely oversized one of those in [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► the bun is about the size of a pho train [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► i see i walked on an image that compares [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► a Z NHO and G yeah [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► hahha looks like a good size they chose [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► the perfect size it's the i would say [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► it's the most popular train son I always [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► I always wondered what it would have [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► been like if i had started with an M [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► scale because II scale is too small for [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► anything makes a lot of sense because [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► Dennis sense that you can do more [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► i'm assuming the availability of stuff [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► for it you can accomplish more in a [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► smaller amount of space without becoming [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► that guy that has a whole transcendence [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► basement exactly right if you you could [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► put an entire end scale on your dining [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► room table and make a fairly complete [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► world like a Z scale if you took up your [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► dining room table with a Z scale you [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► could basically do all of Switzerland to [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► I'm really cute that you can see the [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► size of the thomas trains what what is e [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► yeah they're that small [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► yeah i mean they fit mostly like if you [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► put James or person in the palm of your [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► hand he mostly disappear I'd say they're [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► eating yeah they're good you get the [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► little engines in a minute that one [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► thing it's kind of nice is that the [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► track on which those run has become [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► somewhat standardized so basically [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► there's all kinds of different train [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► things that fit that size of track [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► doesn't have to be like Thomas the Train [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► branded and you can run your friend [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► kinds of brands of you know license [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► train things on the same trashy I see [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► oh I didn't realize that yeah that's an [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► advertisement thomas train ones are [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► mostly for little kids you get the [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► little one was don't have an engine we [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► have a few that have have an engine and [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► those are obviously to me a lot more fun [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► a battery-powered way to propel itself [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► around the track rather than going to [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► chew with your hand so these are not [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► controlled from a central controller but [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► they each have a battery within them [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► yeah you put one double a into you get [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► self Thomas you get yourself Spencer you [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► get a lady train was always our big [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► winner can get James and Percy and and [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► yet and then you run around and they [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► have all kinds of things they go down [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► the mine shaft and go up the hill [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► yeah if you get enough yet what you [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► really want to get a lot of those [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► straight ones that are like nine or 10 [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► inches long [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► get one of those and then you can make [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► like a double like you could make like a [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► tunnel and attract that runs on top of [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► it you get a switcher and you're good to [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► go [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► you're not the only one that was a [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► straight one that's nine inches long [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► Ramos boiled well that was such a sad [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► but no no it's Christmas and trying to [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► keep it you know thanks [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► oh sure yeah yeah go ahead [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► well the thing about n scale model [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► railroads is the ones that are made in [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► germany the ones that are that are [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► designed for old men like you can pay [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► 200 dollars for a locomotive [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► cheese Louise you know it's not a it's [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► not a cheap hobby and you control the [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► trains from an electric controller and I [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► had friends this is still a thing when I [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► was a kid I my friend my friend had a [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► copy of the blues brothers album we [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► listened to the blues brothers ominous [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► basement he also train set down there so [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► I was associated Blues Brothers with the [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► model train i had every blues brothers [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► on vital that right yeah i know i'm i'm [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► not proud of it now [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► oh what fun stuff well but you know like [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► the blues brothers made a couple the [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► handful of vinyl records john goodman [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► one no trick come on [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► ok I'm talking about you know the it's [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► all with an asterisk Blues Brothers [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► fandom ends in the early eighties you [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► know like it doesn't end with Belushi's [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► death because the Blues Brothers [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► mushroom cloud continue to bloom em but [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► 83-84 was the last time that you could [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► legitimately buy a new blues brothers [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► branded product but you know they made [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► several records and those records were i [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► knows the rubber biscuit one the ceiling [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► when I know they're meant to be taken [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► seriously as blues albums like blues & [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► soul records so they're embarrassing [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► just because neither accurate nor [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► Belushi can actually sing and they you [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► know they kind of grunt and groan and [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► and caterwaul over these blues tracks [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► but they are they are serious about it [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► and performances were so fun and the [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► band understand what you say about the [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► pan but you're looking at your you're [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► listening to it on an album [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► yeah so you don't get that you don't get [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► all the act [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► you don't get a lot done but yeah [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► they're they're playing over Booker T [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► and the MG's with like every other great [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► player including Paul Shaffer in the in [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► America like the band sounds incredible [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► impact on FB megs 14 you know four fried [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► chickens and a coke another movie so [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► much i love it so much about your magnet [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► armory you dry white toast you want that [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► I should wake the dead bugs off the [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► windshield strong stuff i annoy Nazis no [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► we're not going there [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► we're not doing any more blues brothers [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► okay should I square do you even though [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► I watched even though for the last two [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► days I've been watching godfather [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► ah in increments because my godfather [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► watching partner keeps falling asleep [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► oh now we're back to this and when I say [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► ah like when I when I give my godfather [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► watching partner and elbow and I say are [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► you serious right now she says no I love [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► it it's incredible it's just that [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► something i'm too hot i had a too much [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► popcorn something so we were up to [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► that's that's hard for me now did this [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► okay I'm officially old that is hard for [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► me to understand it's very hard [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► I don't know how you make a nice night [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► against answer key so I don't know how [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► you make it through without watching it [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► at a sitting and being riveted at every [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► single point and at the end going wow I [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► can't believe that was whatever 29 hours [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► so she's she's she is fairly really the [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► best miss the best movie but then she [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► just sort of a sudden she gets too much [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► popcorn [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► I'm like what is it what happened what [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► what what's the last thing you remember [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► she was like uh they were talking about [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► you know like Luca Brasi was getting [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► strangled or whatever no spoiler alerts [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► right around so so far we have made it [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► up to [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► apollonia is is destroyed in a bomb and [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► how many [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► settings like 3-4 settings mmm we've got [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► we booted three sittings ok but i [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► thought you know be able to to get [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► myself over the hump of buying this [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► thing for four dollars and so we're [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► doing very much but I have really been [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► struggling even in the you know the half [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► our that we've been talking to one [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► another and not just just talking to you [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► strictly in Godfather quotes not doing [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► it i'm not doing it to her because it [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► for a better one spooker yeah I know I [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► know I know [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► well i hope that they allowed to your [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► hand I feel your pin and so I mean what [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► can a person do right i mean it's it's [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► better than when I showed her ET and she [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► just checked out I was like this isn't [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► any fun to watch this [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► alright i can I can handle it and then [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► she showed me crazy stupid love was like [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► isn't this a great movie [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► krazy stoopid nineties goods will [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► remember i have a 90s kid got a 90 [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► students in the nineties movie as a [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► steve carell movie and yeah with Ryan [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► Gosling Gosling apparently Gosling Emma [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► Stone Kevin Bacon marisa tomei ok so ms [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► im sorry IM stones i think you know what [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► a charming knowledge- but what I didn't [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► realize because ryan gosling was a [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► character that I only knew from the [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► cover of magazines at the grocery store [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► I just booked I don't know what does the [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► note [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► well I mean you know if you saw but you [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► know he's he's done some he's been very [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► funny in movies to he's done a couple [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► movies DVD drive c drive my friend so [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► it's a it's like a gangster movie I mean [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► and drive without spoiling it drive is [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► basically a guy his getaway driver a [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► for-hire getaway driver [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► alright don't say another word the [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► aesthetic of the movie is where yet may [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► see it just gonna say it [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► I found surprising even though Ryan [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► Gosling is basically playing a like an [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► men's rights activist to neg [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► girls in the film he's doing it it's pre [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► it's pretty gamergate this movie was [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► made pretty gamergate so we're meant to [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► find this character charming or at least [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► low he's mad he's a rake [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► john is a rate that's right we're meant [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► to envy his his suavity with the ladies [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► that's a big part of the plot but what [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► what I was surprised at was that i found [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► because I thought ryan gosling was going [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► to be one of these actors of his [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► generation was just like beyond because [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► they're there are they all really like [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► playing under play this is really seems [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► like one of those actors were like i [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► turn my wife and go with this person [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► ever on Dawson's Creek i'm getting [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► Dawson's Creek I don't know what it is [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► but because here [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► exactly it's somebody that was on a TV [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► show never saw a channel i didn't get [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► that was for people that weren't me [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► yeah yeah and I thought that too but [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► watching this I was like I find Ryan [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► Gosling apparently charming and I [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► understand why girls uh like him and if [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► you look at him closely you realize he [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► has hips you know he's not like a he's [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► not like one of these impossible Bobby's [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► super buff and cut or whatever but he [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► also you know he has yes shapely male [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► hips [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► he's not he's not Brad Pitt right where [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► you look at Brad Pitt near like I could [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► work 18 hours a day for 10 years I would [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► never have but brad pitt's physique [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► because i'm just not i'm just not born [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► that way [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► right right but Ryan Gosling you're like [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► oh right he's the you-know-who's shape [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► the man and my godfather watching [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► partner says that Ryan Gosling is what [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► she imagines River Phoenix would have [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► looked like if he'd grown up and I was [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► like oh look a world where river phoenix [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► is like oh he's like James Dean was for [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► us and I the James djane jacket of the [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► of the 9006 who [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► oh it's only they who will get this yes [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► so all by a all a leading up to the fact [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► that i saw lala land which also has a [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► land it's gotta be honest I think that's [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► good and they have a little you know [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► they they they have a wrap [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► or that was established at this earlier [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► film and so they are kind of the you [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► know the Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► of their day even though they can either [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► sing or dance but you know like that's [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► good going to twist i really have the [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► right I realized as I was watching lala [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► land [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► oh this is an attempt a fairly sly [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► attempt by these filmmakers to uh to [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► take advantage of this this pre-existing [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► understanding that these two are a very [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► very good on-screen oh it's like a [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► little intertextual thing like some of [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► the appearances of like Robert De Niro [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► and a movie with us or or even marlon [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► brando in the freshman where there's a [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► notch or other things that they've done [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► kind of encompasses what they're doing [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► now right and so now we're looking at a [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► future where I think you really need to [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► be a 90s kid understand that but now [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► that you explained that I get it [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► yeah it's like a Gosling stone picture [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► causing sound and we're going to see [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► them reoccur and it's not that they're [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► playing the same people every time [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► they're just taking advantage of the [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► fact that we love to see Gosling and [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► stone do their due their bits maybe get [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► like Woody Allen and Diane Keaton or [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► yeah exactly even though one of the [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► great one of the great signs that my [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► godfather watching friend gets it is [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► that she said who's that who's that lady [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► said you mean Diane Keaton k and she was [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► like that's Diane Keaton I said yeah [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► this is early early dices early Diane [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► yeah and she said I don't like her and [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► hot [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► oh boy I ring I ring the tugboat Bell [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► you're not a fan [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► I find Diane King to be very you know [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► and her Woody Allen period is is what it [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► is it's an amazing record of our era of [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► our time and I kind of Godfather the [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► thing is that James items are shed my [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► call yeah she's a she is playing on a [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► fairly unlikable character and she's [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► bringing it i think k's unlikable [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► because k is presented in the film as [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► the agent the primary agent of [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► encouraging Michael to leave the family [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► business even though Michael wants to [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► and even though he promises her he will [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► so it's money Michael sets the stage but [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► imagine if K had overtime just as [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► Michael did realized that this was again [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► inevitable she becomes more like Karen [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► in goodfellas yeah embraces the reason I [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► got a fellow traveler right she's like [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► you know what this is who we are and [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► even though I am a even though I'm a [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► shiksa i'm gonna become a Sicilian Mafia [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► wife instead she's like this sort of [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► harpy over time she because she becomes [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► a heartbeat [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► what you're going to get email i'm gonna [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► get a lot but I did not find k to be a [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► powerful a you know like female role I [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► found her to be you know kind of a nag [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► and ultimately like she's she's one of [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► the things that presented this conundrum [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► to Michael where was he going to do he [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► can't he can't but do what he's doing [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► and he's only like he just has to be [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► dishonest with her in order to go and [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► doing what he had and ultimately he [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► loses his family over because he's [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► powerless because he you know because as [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► he says to his father on his hospital [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► bed [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► I'm with you now I'm with you and then [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► you want that the president's veto [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► doesn't think we don't want it tonight [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► Mike that he become a senator right yeah [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► that's right you thought to become a [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► senator when he found out that Michael [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► killed slots oh my god [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► Christie runs down his cheek he doesn't [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► even want to talk to Tom he was not my [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► wife is my wife and my wife downstairs [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► crying yeah but you needed a drink first [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► mhm any i-i-i approved of her assessment [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► of tanking because i have I my feeling [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► about it is that the the diane keaton [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► has been the last 10 years playing roles [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► of like I'm worky [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► worky mom is she's a position know it's [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► hard to get a good role when you're a [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► lady of a certain age they do not let [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► see you [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► yeah it's hard that's the business of of [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► actors of any age or stripe who have who [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► had you know million like I had like two [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► dozen million-dollar films I feel like [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► you should all be in retirement dinero [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► should have stopped making movies in 89 [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► right yeah maybe [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► anyway it's you know like world's [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► tiniest violin but I and I understand I [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► understand the argument that it's hard [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► for older women to get you know starring [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► roles in films but Diane Keaton is just [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► I just find her unlikable she like Helen [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► Mirren love Helen Mirren em you know I [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► realized i was watching cause I watching [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► last night's watching Richard the third [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► on PBS and its kind of googling around [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► you remember the movie the cook the [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► thief his wife and her lover the peter [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► greenaway movie remember the book it was [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► very famous at the time for being very [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► very luscious I like like many peter [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► greenaway movies it's very beautiful and [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► lush but like super super violent and [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► very very very gross and i'm only now [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► catching up on how many people were in [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► that movie that I didn't realize from [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► there i think i missed out on this whole [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► like I know Helen Mirren was in that and [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► like I mean take this is you know the [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► way I mean like she was hot [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► she's probably 40 but she's like still [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► like like hot Helen Mirren me after this [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► yeah let me really a bit have you ever [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► googled Helen Mirren nudes are you and I [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► went through this with Judi Dench Helen [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► Mirren and somebody else one time and I [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► didn't for a lot of English ladies in [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► the nude [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► yeah yeah and also can agree on [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► Mickleham on the second Dumbledore and [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► therefore many other moves metal cambon [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► I didn't realize he was the thief it he [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► was the bad guy actually well now here's [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► now your spoiler because I've never seen [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► the cook the thief the life and the way [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► you can skip you can see it's pretty [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► gross is that right there is good though [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► that's got sherlock holmes in its got [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► dad's got the benedict cumberbatch with [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► a hump and it was pretty good [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► a hump and it was pretty good [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► yeah I always try and watch the [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► Shakespeare movies there's a whole big [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► run right now it's called the hollow [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► crown and they're doing they do like [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► what's the one before Henry the fifth [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► day it's an original the second Richard [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► the second through Richard the third and [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► they're all [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► yeah so i haven't watched almost too [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► much Shakespeare from yeah well you know [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► cumberbatch with a hump but Allah you [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► know [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► yeah he and I and the only thought is [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► and hump on his back in la now is the [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► winter of our discontent that's how it [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► starts [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► he's going to help me shirtless with a [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► hump playing chess with himself and it's [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► all kind of bad shots with I mean this [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► is this was what embarrassed Richard [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► driver so badly that he wanted to give [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► up acting Castillo cause he would have [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► to do Richard [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► well sure i'm going to desperation this [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► is the bushes one of the major themes of [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► the goodbye girl which is one of the [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► classrooms will never seen it still [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► never seen you have ever seen in my [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► estimation fan so that's a weird thing [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► everything goodbye girl and i know it [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► and the thing is it gets for someone of [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► my age at four time it was named check [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► so often including on things like [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► Seinfeld that it's like it's crazy that [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► I didn't know it well I haven't missed [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► my window [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► goodbye girl I don't think so because [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► it's cute it's like it's like Neil Simon [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► movies where I don't know how you could [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► watch brighton beach memoirs at any age [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► at any time and not be charmed now i am [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► mr. goodbye by brighton beach memoirs [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► and this is goodbye girl feels like [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► you're watching a Broadway play from the [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► seventies like almost because it all [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► mostly takes place in an apartment [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► it feels a little bit like like the odd [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► couple [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► right right i get what you mean it is [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► not stage ii but that it feels like a [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► play it feels like a play and and and in [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► that sense like it's a good play and [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► Richard Dreyfuss its young Richard [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► Dreyfuss it's richard dreyfuss like [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► right after jaws and looks like it's [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► right around close encounters 77 it says [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► Richard drivers from his [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► turkey stage you know [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► yeah we're just like you just show up [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► the scenery you Richard drivers don't [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► eat eat eat it and it has a it has a [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► charming a like a nine-year-old girl [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► who's uh who's wise before her years I [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► remember who who reminds me of your [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► daughter honestly Clint Cummings she was [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► an actress I remember her child actress [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► it's a lifetime in the nineties look at [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► that she's like she is the blossom of [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► the seventies that what you're saying [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► she's gonna look at that she's been a [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► Beretta Starsky and Hutch six million [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► dollar man yeah all the shows all the [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► great chose family family was at the [TS]

01:02:51 ◼   ► loan with kristy mcnichol yeah man it's [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► hard for her [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► yeah i'm looking right now write it [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► right here in front of me on my on my [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► desk which is also right now at least my [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► dining room table with her i have a copy [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► of dynamite magazine with that's a [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► that's called the meat kristy mcnichol [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► issue of dynamite magnet can still see [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► the cover and yea right it's a wonderful [TS]

01:03:15 ◼   ► around still have a copy i had a [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► subscription i still have a copy and how [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► somewhere of the bee gees vs The Beatles [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► who's better than even a big showdown [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► I think it's still an open question [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► however is a final paragraph even in the [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► end even that remember the sense begins [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► in the end even the chart-topping bg's [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► something something something that is [TS]

01:03:34 ◼   ► going to appeals right they gave it to [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► him but it was a squeaker like right to [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► the last yeah yeah made it right through [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► that well I mean you remember when [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► squeezed was the new beetle squeeze are [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► going to make bad finger look like a big [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► star or something it's got a picture of [TS]

01:03:54 ◼   ► kristy mcnichol riding a skateboard and [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► then further on there's an article about [TS]

01:04:00 ◼   ► the dynamite duo these are the dynamite [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► do our as those two girls from the [TS]

01:04:05 ◼   ► saturday morning show [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► nope nope dynamic duo's in the last [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► pages of the cartoon [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► a little comic book thing in dynamite [TS]

01:04:14 ◼   ► right it is a comic dirty but to but I [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► feel like I feel like a dynamite do are [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► described as they are what are they but [TS]

01:04:23 ◼   ► ordered ordinary teenagers a strange [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► series of events change their lives [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► forever attending a carnival the twins [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► won a weird-looking set of matching [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► rings they're twins that one it's like [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► kinda like the wonder twins and when [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► they take put the rings on them they [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► become a dawn star and night glider mm [TS]

01:04:43 ◼   ► so it's a little bit like wonder twin [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► powers activate right shape of a nice [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► monkey right dawn star and night glider [TS]

01:04:50 ◼   ► been a better known as the dynamite duo [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► and their Super Heroes which so that's [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► what I thought you would know them yeah [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► so sentence so there's dynamite right [TS]

01:04:59 ◼   ► this is supportive of whatever 277 times [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► since many readers mr. the exciting [TS]

01:05:04 ◼   ► origin of the duo and some of their [TS]

01:05:06 ◼   ► early exploits we decided to review [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► what's happened so far [TS]

01:05:10 ◼   ► here are the most frequently asked [TS]

01:05:12 ◼   ► questions about our favorite superheroes [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► and then an entire page of dynamite duo [TS]

01:05:18 ◼   ► facts [TS]

01:05:19 ◼   ► wow it's called the fact sheet and then [TS]

01:05:24 ◼   ► very strangely the next this this [TS]

01:05:28 ◼   ► describes better than anything else [TS]

01:05:30 ◼   ► could our childhood in the seventies [TS]

01:05:32 ◼   ► because the next page is a double know a [TS]

01:05:35 ◼   ► triple page article on lon chaney oh it [TS]

01:05:39 ◼   ► was got our age was weird [TS]

01:05:42 ◼   ► you're right you're absolutely right and [TS]

01:05:44 ◼   ► and also I've been really terrified by [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► things like variety shows [TS]

01:05:48 ◼   ► we're like not just at sullivan but like [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► Carol Burnett were like you might you [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► can see something like impossibly modern [TS]

01:05:54 ◼   ► super weird or you might see like Milton [TS]

01:05:56 ◼   ► Berle yeah this is this is a big article [TS]

01:05:59 ◼   ► on on the hunchback of notre dame and [TS]