Ep. 228: "Hidey Santa"
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[Music]
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hello hi John hi Merlin is going well
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it's a little complicated
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no dear i'm switching headphones you
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seem like you're in a different room
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yeah i'm always in a different room
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stand by here goes headphones with ready
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ah I can't hear you now because i'm
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switching John is switching so here we
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we'll need to hear unfolding China's
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back John is switching his headphones
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either can hear me yeah you sound good
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can hear me Merlin yeah I can hear I can
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hear you now I can hear you
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oh ok i'm having a problem with a large
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problem is complicated huh
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are you on bart equipment what it is is
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it's a headphone jack and malfunctioning
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yeah and so I only I'm hearing you in
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mono now
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oh I just in one year just in one area
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must be maddening that's not good that's
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not good that's not how I normally here
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Merlin Mann and it's what it feels like
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to be Brian Wilson this is exactly what
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it feels like to be Brian I feel like
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right now I'm and I filled my living
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room was saying its full catch em oh man
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yeah so it's almost a form of virtual
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reality or sec augmented reality this is
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kind of it's a it's a nurse at Brian
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Wilson emulator yeah it's it's like dr
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demented reality or dog mented reality
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[Music]
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I'm broadcasting to you live from Venice
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California
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oh there you are can you see the beach
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no no I can't see the beach i can see
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Russia from here but not the beach
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yeah that's one thing about Alaskans a
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lot of people don't know it isn't that
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Alaska is close to Russia it's just that
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all Alaskans can see Russia from
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wherever they are
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is that it now has hasn't fallen nature
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versus nurture is that just something
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thats is something like in the water or
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do you think something genetic it's
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really more Heisenberg Ian oh sure right
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like you're not sure what happens
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well know that Russia is there by virtue
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of our observation rather than there
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being a Russian really necessarily units
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and about quantum quantum observation
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there it is that's right that's right I
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i observe Russia and then spookily at a
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distance and other Alaskans also
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observed Russian and if everybody in
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Alaska lined up at the same time you
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know who knows we would be like Hands
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Across America before for vision or
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politics
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mhm i was watching now you know they got
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bob ross on netflix nah
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yeah yeah they got like a like a
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full-season a bob ross on their endeavor
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thought of his program is happening in
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seasons he's a very interesting guy and
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he you know he don't know if you've
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watched his his old show on PBS but it's
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it's a it's it's strangely relaxing and
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kind of fascinating to watch don't see
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how you could be an American person and
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not have watched that show
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yeah because because it's not just
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mesmerizing over time it's like
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instantly mesmerizing e yeah it's and I
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mean you know what he say about bob ross
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i mean obviously he had a it was kind of
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a bit was one of those things like the
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star hustler or something where people
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knew about it and it's funny you make
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fun of it but but when you actually
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watch the show it's it's pretty amazing
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like to feel like you have a lot to say
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about bob ross maybe more than most
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well you know i am going to wikipedia
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was watch on
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but the reason I mentioned here you know
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it is on netflix if you ever get a TV
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but the other thing is that he has said
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numerous times in this just makes sense
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to me that a lot of his inspiration was
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very inspired technically by this by
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this one fella who sort of um
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popularized the wet on wet painting
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technique they eventually had a big
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fracture fracture in their relationship
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that's very sad but the fact that he
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paints the way that he does in the kinds
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of things that he does is owing to the
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fact that he was stationed in alaska was
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cute when he was in the service he was
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like a like a sergeant guy and I want to
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like supply or something like that but
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that's when he took up painting to
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augment his income he would make these
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paintings and sell them and that Alaskan
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influence is still there so that that
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maybe that has something to do with
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nature of his visions any different
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he he uses the wet on wet technique the
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wet on wet technique yeah that's what
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that's what enables the whole thing wet
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on wet now that I don't know a lot about
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this but it's my understanding that
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typically when your oil painting you get
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your campus you get your chest so you
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got your that dry stretch your cameras
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got all ready to go and start painting
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in layers and I think he ordinarily wait
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for one layer to dry
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well before you putting more on what Bob
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Ross does based on this technique this
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guy named Alexander not to be confused
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with the alexander technique he uses he
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has a hole wet canvas really uses the
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wet paint and you know what Bob Bob Bob
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rossi he doesn't call it a mistake
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because it a happy accident you can have
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these happy cloud happy tree and he has
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squirrels on a show sometimes I my
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experience loses one of the things
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growing up I didn't I guess I didn't
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think about it until i was out of Alaska
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it's one of those one of those
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Heisenberg in things where you can't see
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it until until you take yourself out of
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it's like it's like a Schroedinger box
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right you can't tell if I the burgers in
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the box and does that happen
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yeah orders
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so I moved away from Alaska and I
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realized that all art in Alaska or the
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vast majority of art in Alaska is kitsch
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all Alaska absurd painting landscape
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painting is all done in this style where
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there's the northern lights and there's
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snowy it's nighttime and there's a and
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there's a a log cash and maybe you know
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definitely some some happy trees
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definitely maybe some unhappy trees but
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every Alaskan in the state has a
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painting of Alaska or multiple paintings
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of Alaska in their home and they're all
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this sort of they're all done in a very
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similar style a lot of them are actually
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painted on gold bands which is a thing
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that song in some ways you know you know
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what a gold pan looks like like a
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sentence creek pants use for pitchers
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hold ya so discreet been right so that
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is a gold pans are a canvas in Alaskan
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culture upon which all manner of dreams
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are projected but if you go into
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someone's home in Alaska and there and
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they are middle-class it's but there's a
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very good chance that they will have a
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gold pan mounted on the wall that has a
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painting on it and and their bare you
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know that these paintings vary in size
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primarily and if you go into a really
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nice house in Alaska maybe one that is
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really nicely decorated in every other
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way somewhere you will find a gold pan
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some more prominently a gold pan painted
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with the scene of the northern lights
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and a little cash and some snow and even
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the finest Alaskan painting the jacob
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Lawrence's of the
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Velasquez theme of paintings that now
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sell for tens and hundreds of thousands
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of dollars are also landscape paintings
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and they don't necessarily have the
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northern lights in them there's that I
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think maybe the very highest echelon of
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Alaskan painting you are allowed to not
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include the northern lights
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hmm but a but and this is kind of true
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of like all Alaskan culture right like
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the songs that come out of Alaska
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including my cousins albums they feature
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Alaska I prominently and the writing
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that comes out of Alaska's largely
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centered on Alaska or or takes place in
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Alaska there's there's that it's that
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it's that it's that encompass moment a
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compass in Ascension engine went yes
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alas canna Alaska which produces a last
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canna and alas canna is the primary form
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of like cultural production of Alaska
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and so now that i know bob ross learned
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that in Alaska it so much makes sense
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you know that kind of like the
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reproducible miss of it the the the way
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that those landscapes kind of come
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together
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his and now i'm thinking about them you
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know sort of located on a giant gold pan
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and all comes together
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all he needs is a little bit of northern
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lights well let me catch these paintings
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are not cheap and the gold pan painting
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some of them are I want to share
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something with you that will probably
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not surprise you when i went and
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searched on the internet for gold pan
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paintings it it auto completed with bob
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ross what gold campaigns I'm i am
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looking right now at some of the mini
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bob ross original gold pan paintings
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including one of a mountain and a cabin
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and the northern lights
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you're kidding time not i'm not even
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kidding you
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we have arrived it we've arrived at some
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kind of single again
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my gosh is a lot of sirens going by hope
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everything's okay you have noticed that
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do you think what the Sanderson
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encroaching what do I think what's
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pretty cold today those those uh and the
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sound a little bit like police sirens to
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me i'm not sure there's a difference but
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you know as you know you see me
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demonstrate I can tell the different
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kinds of delivery services by the sound
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of the truck
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I can't hear many things but I'm usually
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pretty good at identifying vehicles you
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do that when planes you can do that with
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planes i can try to get pretty close i
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can try an airplane to to know what I'm
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hearing yeah it's very very distinctive
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cadence to it to US postal service truck
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that's not right that's the different
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from UPS or or any other oh yeah
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absolutely
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FedEx truck sound more expensive and the
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the Postal Service ones have a very have
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a very distinctive kind of disappointed
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sound a sound tired
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what are the ones that sound like rumble
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Rumble Rumble which ones are those that
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sounds to me like a garbage truck
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oh em that my pee yeah what I'm thinking
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of where our garbage garbage truck is
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unchanged and change the topic it very
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leisurely very leisurely garbage person
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so they really really take their time my
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garbage truck because i live in and
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maybe like a crosshatch neighborhood
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that has some some streets are are dead
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in a very curious pattern where instead
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of going down the streets that are
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blocked off they they turn their trucks
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are blocked off
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that's interesting yeah so that advocate
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every time
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yeah they that's their routine they you
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know they pull little T maneuver and
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then they back all the way down the long
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block to the end and then are able to
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drive forward out of there but what that
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means is that half the time they're in
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my neighborhood by volume they are going
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course fully half the time and or maybe
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even more the time because more than
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more than half the time because you have
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to account for the time that they're
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pulling the team maneuver and so and and
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they come service my neighborhood at the
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crack of dawn i am the first
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neighborhood in town to get their
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garbage picked up on fridays and so it's
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a real symphony the beeps plus rattles
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and squeaky brakes and big diesel motors
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or whatever those are now two diesel
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with corn syrup and whatever those
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motors are running on and and also they
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get their route I've tried to try to map
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it as you do that you try to map view
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the garbage truck says that you likely
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you reach a certain certain and we
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talked about Rev route talk or root talk
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a.sesay and you know I think as you
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reach a certain age in life you became
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very interested in how people are
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compelled or choose to wear out their
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vehicles i think it's a very interesting
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topic and then once you start noticing a
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pattern
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yeah you can't help but notice right and
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I and I thought you know the the way the
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garbage trucks empty a neighborhood of
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their of the neighborhood's garbage and
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then move on you know that's a system
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that's part of a larger system and so I
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became curious as to whether it was just
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Emma tized across the whole city or
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whether each whether the managers like
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it's like a car and every year ever
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yeah every neighborhood is d garbage in
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a different way that's right makes sense
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up but maybe not you know maybe maybe
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it's maybe its institutional a top-down
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system or maybe garbage managers like
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listen my own neighborhood I know better
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than anyone and in our neighborhood in
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my in Sector 14 we back down every
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called a sec and the guy that's running
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some sector-12 is like that's ridiculous
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who knows i don't i'm not i'm not privy
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I you know with when I was running for
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City Council one of the questions I
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asked my team was once i'm in city
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council because I presume that would be
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do I have the authority doing do I have
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the ability to go down to the Sanitation
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Department and get a report and say I'd
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like a report I'd like to sit here and
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be in a room with you guys and get a
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report from everybody about what's going
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what kind of decreasing yeah and they
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looked at each my team sort of looked at
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each other and slowly nodded and said he
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would be able to do that I think you
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would scare a lot of people they
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wouldn't know why you were there and I
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said all climb there i just want to i
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want to go around to the city and all
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the all the agencies that are performing
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all these marvelous tasks I want to get
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a report
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thank you i'm not going to tell them how
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to do their jobs just you you seek first
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to understand
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yeah it's like Don Schaffner food safety
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podcast right I've got a lot of
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questions about how the garbages how
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about the plan is run here and people
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people who think about how they do their
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job all day long are usually very keen
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to tell you
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yeah yeah I couldn't wait but but now as
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a layperson is just a common member of
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the city community
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I don't feel like I have this thing is I
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don't want to just go like wait in the
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lobby with my hat in my hand for some
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press secretary to come out and say what
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can we do for you now I'm like
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constantly reexamining our processes to
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find efficiencies and yeah I don't say I
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just want to sit in a room with all that
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with all those district managers and
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hear how the
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garbages then they just be like listen
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we're very busy here
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yeah but if I showed up as a city
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councilman with my you know my little
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entourage
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yeah imagine the power point that I
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would get to see and I probably would
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scare people that that's not what they
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want that's not what they get most city
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council people and by most I mean all to
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not have not been to the Sanitation
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Department probably although who knows
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but uh but yes so i'm very curious about
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it and once i started watching what they
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were doing it so it's quite an elaborate
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party to do
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it's a it's a little bit of a swan lake
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that's happening and garbage trucks it
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seems to me are running a running a a
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lot of redundant trips down the street
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you know I mean like garbage truck comes
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first appears in the neighborhood goes
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past my house kind of a add up at a good
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ok it's going somewhere it's going
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somewhere yeah then I hear it beeping
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somewhere in the neighborhood and then
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another garbage truck goes by again at a
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pretty good clip on a different Street
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it's not the same garbage truck it's a
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different one on a neighboring streets
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oh I hear him go by then I hear him
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beeping and mind your mind beeping and
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then one of them goes by my house again
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in the opposite direction
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still not making any attempt to stop and
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pick up garbage and i'm watching these
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things go by and I'm like I would think
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that there would be a route through this
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neighborhood that would just sort of be
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like an S and one garbage truck would
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just go s around and pick up all the
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garbage
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I wouldn't think it would require two
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garbage trucks making multiple passes
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before they arrive at their and there's
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this is all this is all residential this
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is all residents presumably everybody
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has mostly the same trash containers
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they're all identical ok alright this is
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this is this is good this is a mystery
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as the kind of thing you know once you
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get this on your mind it's hard to get
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it off right so you know I and I'm not
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usually up at six or seven to be out
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like chasing them around with that with
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a clipboard state love that you get home
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like any just a moment
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hold on just a second here one of the
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greatest experiences I ever had was
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right when i moved into my house I'd
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cleaned out all this garbage from the
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from the house and had produced a stack
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of like 30 black garbage bags it was
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just a mountain of garbage bags out in
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front of my house and I'd gone on to the
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city website send and read all the
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information about it and city has very
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clear rules about overages they said you
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get two garbage bags as part of your
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weekly thing and then each additional
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garbage bag is eighty dollars
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quick question point of the information
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so do you have cans for those are they
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actually just bags on the curb
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these are bags on the curb I did not
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have 30 garbage cans had them stacked up
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in a pyramid and a and I was very
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anxious because I didn't you know that
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was the only place I could put these
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bags the garbage man was about to arrive
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stair dismount bags and start counting
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up in increments of 80 how much I was
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going to own and he and I'm so that
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seems like resort prices
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yeah well I mean you know there they
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they got a plan
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this is all part of the system they've
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they've determined the price of extra
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bags based on an algorithm that
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oh that I would be able to understand if
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I had gone if I'd won my race for City
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Council but I don't understand presently
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and I didn't understand them it wasn't
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exactly a dollar moves a lot of money
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that was good to take all these 30 bags
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gonna be a lot of money for the cheaper
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have a holler person come out right but
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I just cleaned the place out this was
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this was all very fresh and so I made a
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point to be standing next to my mountain
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of garbage bags at seven o'clock in the
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morning we are rolled I i had even
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dressed okay because I wanted to be a
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meeting you're taking yeah I wanted to
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make a good presentation I wanted my
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garbage person to like me
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yeah I understand your karma the bass
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player of the Death Cab for Cutie's had
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worked as a garbage man into comas
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hilltop neighborhood a long time ago as
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a young man before he was a before he
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was in a rock band and he'd given me a
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lot of garbage man inside knowledge
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stuff like this
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yes he told me all about being a garbage
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man he told the story about an old
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garbage man on his route in tacoma who
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had a very very large collection only of
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discarded Polaroid sex pictures people
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would take you know their picture of
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their girlfriend or their wife and then
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for whatever reason would throw the
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pictures away and garbageman
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I don't understand they moved pretty
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fast but somehow they're also visually
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sorting garbage probably a lot like
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crows I mean just just in the sense that
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they have a very experienced has given
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them giving them a very attenuated I
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toward a variety of kinds of things that
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they might want to know about in the
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tracking mhm i believe that too and i
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think i would love to be a garbage man
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for that reason but i think it only
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really becomes meaningful if you've been
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a garbageman for 20 years is canceled so
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so according to nick this guy carried
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his collection in the garbage
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and he had multiple photo albums just
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full of bees
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I think you told me about this am and I
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and I feel like because I have a I have
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another friend who collects Polaroid's
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that were taken in in prisons in the
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seventies and his collection of prison
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Polaroid's is really beautiful and he
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says that online there are people who
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are like also collecting polarizer
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prison life in the seventies and that he
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often gets into bidding wars with these
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people and losses to have an original
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well that's the thing it's a pole right
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right this is the direct connection to
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the event and so i'm guessing that the
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community of people who are interested
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in a giant collection of like homemade
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because the Polaroids not a very good
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picture particularly a Polaroid taken in
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a house at night in the country every
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Polaroid is very intimate right and and
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so it's it would be it would be it's
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very intimate it's on unusual all these
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pictures are from Tacoma that would be
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there lot of probably through threads a
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I don't know exactly what all was in
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this but it was a collection is very
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proud of it made me think a lot about
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garbage men and what they're doing Nick
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armor set a great thing to do on a hot
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summer day is to fill the top of your
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garbage can with ice and put a six-pack
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of beer of good beer in a little ice
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like a little ice nest inside the the
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garbage can so when the guy lifts the
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lid off here's this little icy beer
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moment in their day and then that's the
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consumer that's left that for the
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garbage person
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yeah as a token it's like leaving some
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some beads and shiny glass for the crows
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and so one day on the hot summer day I
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was out monkeying around my yard and I
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remember this conversation and again i
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was up early and so I was like a good
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idea and I had some beer in my house
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that someone had left Iran and I got
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some ice made a little ice nest in top
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of my garbage can and put a six-pack of
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beer in there and I was so I was so
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proud of this little beer gift and so
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naturally when I heard the garbage cans
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rattling and beeping in my neighborhood
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I ran and hid behind a bush like you
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like Santa a little bit like Santa I'm
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like Heidi Heidi Santa and I'm hiding in
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a bush and i'm waiting in the end of the
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garbage trucks are going by and rattling
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beeping and it was very frustrating
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because I was like come on you guys they
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had to do their thing all around my
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neighborhood finally the garbage truck
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comes and the eye lifts the lid off the
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can it and he stops and looks at the at
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the ice nest and the beer and then he
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carefully takes the six-pack of beer
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puts it on the ground
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empty the garbage can put the garbage
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can back and then they drive off and the
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beers left sitting on the sidewalk if he
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thought was a test
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no I think he just didn't want me beer
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or i but but I thought about this a lot
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is he not allowed to take the beer sure
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is there are he and his partner in
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recovery it did he consider this our the
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Mormons did he consider this to be a
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like some kind of it an insult maybe he
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did think it was a test it seems like if
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you're going to test a garbage man you
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wouldn't go to the trouble of making a
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nice nest
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maybe the maybe garbageman culture into
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coma is really lacks and fun and
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partying and garbageman Seattle are very
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serious
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so like I didn't know but I had I had
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done this thing and it had been it had
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been rejected that you know it had been
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kicked back out
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because it feels it feels like a like a
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gesture
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maybe they misinterpreted it i cannot
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know and I can't know without having
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gone as a city councilman and got a full
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report from the entire thats really
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washing over me at this point John
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there's so many reasons to be
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disappointed or frustrated that your run
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didn't go the way we want it but I'm
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just thinking I mean like in Florida we
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had Governor Bob Graham who was famous
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for always going out and it was a
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regular thing he did as governor where
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he would go out and work for being a
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part of a day at all different kinds of
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jobs that that seems like that would
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have been right up your alley
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oh yeah absolutely I would have done
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ride-alongs with everybody yeah the
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linemen and the sewer people and so I
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you know kind of the soul totally walked
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out me look flopped out into the yard
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and picked up my unwanted beer and took
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it back and put it in my pantry because
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i don't want to either come out that's
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the other thing maybe they just didn't
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like to contact a sure all right who
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know you just no way for now I'll never
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know now
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but anyway this one day the very early
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on in my house i'm standing out there a
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garbage truck comes around i'm basically
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standing there waiting in a suit with a
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bouquet of flowers
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the guy pulls up gets out a recognizes
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that I'm there to talk to him because
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i'm standing next to a mountain of 30
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garbage banks and he says where we got
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here and I said well I have 30 garbage
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bags and I wanted to talk to you about
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him and he looked at him and he looked
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at me and he said yeah give me twenty
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whoa i was like really
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he said 40 bucks and I said sold i don't
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know i don't want to keep talking this
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yeah and I took 40 bucks out of my
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wallet I gave it to him and the two of
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us through 30 garbage bags in the back
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of his truck shook hands and off he went
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win-win everybody wins he's 40 bucks the
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garbage
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goes away it was gonna end up in the
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same place anyway
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yep and and I didn't pee dollars a bag
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or whatever the city asked for
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so there is enough autonomy there's
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enough like opportunity for somebody to
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to make a little you know to what their
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beacon little sure
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while the garbage all goes down the
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stream so i learned a lot that day but
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but a and I don't think it was the same
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if he if he jumped out of the truck on
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on beer next day I would recognize the
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guy because he's seared into my memory
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as one of the people I'm most grateful
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to see how course and grateful for it
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wasn't that it wasn't that guy was a
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different person that didn't want my
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beer my arm my late grandparents didn't
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travel a lot
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they mainly got traveled to buy us but
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on the occasions that my grandfather the
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rare occasions my grandfather and my
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grandmother would stay in a hotel motel
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my grandfather had a system to he
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thought was pretty bulletproof and as
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did include putting the TV remote in a
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plastic bag now this before remotes but
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you know that i can think about it he
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went down he would very mindful II put a
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quarter on the floor in in plain sight
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IC and if that quarter was gone he knew
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that place is crooked stones corner that
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was his like you know quarter in the
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coal mine
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uh-huh this is kind of like in my
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experience putting a walkie-talkie in
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the middle of Florida that's right it's
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an invitation to adventure but i think
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we all we all have little systems like
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that but when something like that
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happens on that spy stuff like you you
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know you can put like a piece of paper
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you know in the door and if it's on the
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floor you know somebody's open this
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thing is all that kind of like spy stuff
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you're reading books but like I'm not
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sure if that's such an efficient method
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for determining determining the
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trustworthiness of a larger but I'm sure
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it's not yeah because they might mean
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just might not see it but on the other
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hand this this could be something like
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the sting this could be a long con but
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when he would come back to his room
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after going to the beach or or or Bob
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naps or what-have-you if that quarter
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was on the counter in clear sight i
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think that made him really happy i bet
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yeah or if somebody had picked it up
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from where it was and put it put it
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somewhere else the place of prominence
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like eyes on your court that that's what
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I'm saying that's what I'm saying that
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was that was a good sign for him i'm
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sure i've told you about the
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hundred-dollar bill under the American
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hundred-dollar bill under the tablecloth
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in Cuba story i don't remember if you
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did have another friend who was a
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journalist with things like you put
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money in the kids bible and remember
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read your Bible every day
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no it was one of those things where the
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Cuban Secret Service the Cuban spits
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knots would put a hundred-dollar bill
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under the tablecloth of someone's home
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on American hundred and so in the course
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of them cleaning their house they would
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find this American hundred inexplicably
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in the middle of their home and they
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knew not to take it because it was a it
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was a test it was a sign of hundred
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dollar and a lot of money
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yeah in Cuba 20 years ago it was a
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life-changing amount of money at least
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briefly but it was just like we are you
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know we're in your home and not only are
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we in your home but fuck you
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oh my gosh like we can prick and we're
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in your home and we are so in your home
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that we can leave this here and know
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that you won't touch it you know that
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you can touch it and see available
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yeah you would put your tablecloth back
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down and walk around knowing that there
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was this enormous amount of money under
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the table cloth and you would just leave
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it there until it was then gone most
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complicated but now they're in your head
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a little bit
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oh yeah he had a plan according to
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according to you know legend the Cuban
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Secret Service of all the secret
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services they did
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little bit less of the you know standing
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out in gorky park with a with the small
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like file folder that they're going to
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not a file folder but you know they're
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not they weren't human Secret Service
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wasn't rolling up a microfiche and
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sticking it in cigarette filters they
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were mostly a they were an internal they
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were doing most of their work within
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Cuba and they were really inside
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people's heads you know it sounds a
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little bit more like I mean I know the
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Stasi had their very technical things
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that they did but that sounds like one
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of those you know in in sort of a on
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totalitarian regime especially if you
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don't have the the money you want people
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to be policing themselves and you spend
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a little bit to put the fear into them
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and then you don't have to do it
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yourself
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right right well and this friend now i
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dont i I've started to worry because i
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don't i don't want i never wanted to be
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a one of those middle-aged people that
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was repeating themselves all the time
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and ever since I started saying that you
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said that yeah yeah yeah yeah ever since
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i've started taking my my my bipolar
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medicine
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it has been reported to me that my
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memory has suffered a little bit no
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kidding
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yeah but I don't remember it being that
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way before well it certainly wasn't i
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had a mind like a steel trap ensure and
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pretty sure I mean we did need it but
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couple hundred programs where I repeated
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a couple of stories that generally i had
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a sense of what weather story been told
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well you're you're co-hosting with the
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wrong seller ya there
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I mean cuz I i do find your story is
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very interesting and and I'm like it i
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will often say to you I tried to qu as
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we say in the business if it is an
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anecdote that I remember very clearly
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but you know you don't listen to the
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talk merrily about a thing and then the
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that story before and then
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940 you know like a little bit of
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feeling like oh gee I told that story
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and feels good I think we should
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probably assume everybody's heard every
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episode yeah I might let my favorites of
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those are when someone says you know
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john told that story before and then and
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then when he told the story again
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Merlin said exactly the same thing after
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which honestly does not surprise me at
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all well and I'm proud of the fact that
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in most cases no one says that story was
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a lot different the second time
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well that's see that's that's good so
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least you're still in it something like
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stage one
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yeah or or we got a full on David we're
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like a you the the story changes a lot
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as it gets a retold well or just told
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over and over as though as the told as
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though we've never heard that he was in
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World War two
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oh yeah right but uh but you know but
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part of that is to confirm two people
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that some of the fantastical stories are
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actually true then it would be
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impossible to remember a lie i feel like
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that needs a little bit that there still
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are the occasional listeners who think
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that your stories maybe partly or fully
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fictional they are just that they're
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just stories actually that gets on your
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skin a little bit but always drives me
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crazy this isn't as this isn't some
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stress isn't like one of those one of
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those podcasts where people are talking
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about supernatural towns
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hmm this is a this is a like it this is
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true true stories podcast true tales
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from the from the Wild West but this
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this friend who went to Cuba who
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experienced this story of the
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hundred-dollar bill he was telling that
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as a prelude to his story which was that
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he was out in the far country and in a
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group of people and he at their request
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you know you have any kids yes i do here
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is a picture of my daughter he pulled a
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picture of his daughter out of his
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wallet he started passing it around
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pictures daughter went around this room
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and then never came back to him
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oh and as it was time to leave he said
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hey who's got that picture and everyone
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was like I don't have a night I don't
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happen and it was a finite number of
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people in the room it wasn't like a big
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event it was there 15-20 people there is
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no that's nasty guy was like no
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seriously it's time for me to go
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where's my picture and everybody famed
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you know complete ignorance we don't
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know I don't know nobody nobody was the
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last person to have seen the photo and
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you know in his escorts who he presumed
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were also secret agents or something
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like time to go time to go and so he was
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hustled into his van and taken off and
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never you know in the picture was gone
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and he was you know he was hurt and
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insulted because everybody had been so
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friendly and a little vulnerable and
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that's that weird well six months later
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he's back in america and in his
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apartment one day the photograph appears
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i'll come on
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he tells the story as though that's it a
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lot of work that God's honest truth
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it does seem like a lot of work it seems
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like a lot of work to do to accomplish a
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very inscrutable goal or you know like
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obviously what they're saying is don't
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fuck with the Cubans but he's not he's
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back in seattle he's not fucking with
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the Cubans they may be saying don't you
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know be careful what you publish be
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careful what you say about Cuba whoa
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journalists got it but you know super
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spooky spooky action at a distance yeah
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literally and that you know when he told
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that story it was it was a little
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chillin and I still you know he was
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pretty trustworthy source and claim that
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this you know absolutely what
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would that was the one picture he would
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remember it it there's no way it could
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have could have appeared by accident or
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happenstance it was that same picture
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you know finger grubby with multiple
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fingers yeah and it's not like it's like
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the garbage men who are keeping a
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Polaroid album like somebody had to get
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that put it into a file folder with that
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guy's name and be able to call it up at
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a point later on I mean that that's
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that's an information that's a that's a
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knowledge management issue also mean
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that there's a lot going on there a lot
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of moving parts that had to be able to
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somewhere with his name on it and i
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think one of the other messages was all
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the people in the room who were like oh
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shows the picture of your daughter
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they were all normal citizens they
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weren't spies they were just normal
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people but someone in advance of his
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trip there had gone around and said he's
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going to be here and and you know what
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we expect or something mean there was it
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was it was a casual enough exchange that
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it it made it feel like someone was
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improvising and it was oh you know here
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comes the picture I'm going to grab this
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picture and everyone in the room is
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going to deny any knowledge of it right
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it's just very deep and very dark a lot
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of confidence expressed their confidence
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that there that control is total train
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so you know that's that's really
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something that's that is a kind of of
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like psychological control over the
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environment to kind of gas lighting that
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I really inspired by now i know i was
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thinking the same thing if you really
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want to if you really want to mess with
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somebody here here's the thing this is
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where falls apart for me like you might
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have the wiring for this but I don't is
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I'm thinking about these stories you're
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describing you know things have come out
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over the years about like the odd things
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that on one hand the odd sort of
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missions successful or abortive that you
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hear about and just that the tangle of
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like seemingly complex methods that are
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used to do something that seems very
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very strange and then cover up the fact
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that it happened because they're always
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saying it's you know you want to cover
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up the mission but that was that term
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there's you can also protect your
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methods and lightning obviously you
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don't want people to know if you've got
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a double agent someone with that's the
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term but you don't know if there's
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somebody on the inside doing that but I
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it just seems like you have to be wired
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a real weird certain way in order to be
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able to pull that off in the end to
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think that it's that's effective as you
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know what it's going to be an agent of
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chaos like I understand like if you're
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in some kind of crazy black ops
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operation part of your job is to just
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make castro think he's crazy probably
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yeah but like you know it seems like if
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you're expending resources and
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potentially you know every decision you
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make you've got to think about what
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you're risking or potentially
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sacrificing and it you know the trying
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to avoid talking about the Republican
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candidate here but like unless you're
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really sure what it is that your
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particular gambit is in service of you
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know like what why would you risk it
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right guys you know if you're if you're
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running the Cuban Secret Service or what
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are the Cuban whatever the conversion
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the CIA is like I guess he just got a
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long leash
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I can't imagine well because it it begs
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the question it does Cuba have a secret
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office of agents in seattle washington
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if so why and if not did they fly an
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agent here to perform this weird
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like we've we are watching you wear in
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your apartment mission or was there a
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Cuban secret agent who was in seattle
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for other business and they gave him
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this thing they said oh and by the way
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on friday afternoon when you're done
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with your other secret business run by
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this guy's house break-in and put that
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picture there just because we've got it
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back here at the Home Office we're still
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fucking with him like how I did that how
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do you pick that day
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yeah how did it how did it of all the
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things to do
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how did that make it to the top of
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anyone's pile and i see i see where they
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could conceivably be it you know have
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that because it's clearly a threat right
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there I can see where they would feel
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like they needed to make that threat
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right it's and it's a little bit of it's
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a little bit about the Ceausescu apples
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in the pine trees where within a within
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a totalitarian closed circle he they
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become detest so detached from reality
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that completely insignificant things
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like that take on added importance to
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them because they don't you know and i
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think at the time Cuba was still close
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to Americans large now and so my friend
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was one of the few American journalists
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who added who were in Cuba in an
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authorized way and maybe they had the
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mental bandwidth to do this kind of
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thing to the 50 American journalist that
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had come to Cuba that year you know
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maybe it was a manageable number and
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they felt like if you get the
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opportunity to to put a hundred-dollar
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bill or their table cloth at some point
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just to let them know that that Cuba is
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watching its it with it because within
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totalitarian like thought loops who
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knows who knows what they have the
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bandwidth for it maybe it maybe a jobs
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program I know like a wpa for spying
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yeah right i mean like in China
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there are army people everywhere they're
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directing traffic there standing around
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in front of buildings they're opening
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doors for people there that you know
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they're out changing tires on the
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highway there's army everywhere when you
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think about it the people's the People's
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Republic has the largest army in the
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world and what are those people doing
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all day you know they can't just be on
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maneuvers right and so it is a jobs
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program the they just there's a a they
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have a million-man army and nine hundred
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thousand of them are out directing
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traffic so a form or more right i mean
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they are they're just sort of their
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omnipresent and but they're also doing
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stuff that needs that needs getting done
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and maybe that's true the the the the
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Cuban Secret Service maybe they're
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actually out like like sneaking around
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turning off people's drippy water
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faucets and stuff changing burned-out
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light bulbs and stairwells are
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determined one time it is a self-help
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book about this called that is called
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paranoia and it's about the idea of this
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notional idea of something that's the
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opposite of paranoia so paranoia is the
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idea that forces are out to get you to
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cause usually bad things for you and
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world is conspiring to make your life
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great and that's it i'm saying it would
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be kind of fun you know if you have the
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resources to do something more like that
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yeah it will be nice to have like a
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secret government agency that just did
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nice things for you maybe they put a
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nickel in here in your parking meter or
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something like that you know any maybe
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maybe they trim your hedge and anyway
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that would be very and maybe in a way
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you hadn't even thought of a way they'll
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be very complimentary you know just ways
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that could improve your life that you
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come get me some Roman and the and some
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kind of like CIA edward scissorhands had
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created a topiary dinosaur in your front
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so absolutely that would also
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communicate to you that they that the
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government had amazing powers and that
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they were watching you at all times
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yeah like a mean if you're going to be
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creepy about it why not make it a nice
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for people is oh so you are you know you
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got a kid with the dairy allergy you
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arrive home and in the oven there's a
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there's a nice a dairy-free like a tuna
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casserole but it didn't use any dairy
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you know something like that where they
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could use the information they have
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about you and like in a nice way
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well and I imagine we have more that
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what's so hard about that right what
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would if you had a smoke detector that
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had been beeping for a year and a half
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but it was way way up like up in a
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vaulted ceiling you didn't have a ladder
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couldn't even remember why you thought
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it was a good idea to play smoke
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detector there and it had driven you all
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crazy and then one day you came home and
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it wasn't beeping anymore but you looked
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up and saw the light on and you realized
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someone had changed the batteries it had
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to be somebody
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it had to be somebody would be inside
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your head you would be like what is what
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is going on what is reality
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oh gosh but it was also very nice
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gestures never have a proactive positive
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gaslighting yeah yeah I mean that again
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seems to fall under the rubric of Elon
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haha he knows Elon Musk in this he's got
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a lot of projects
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mhm I had a guy i was at a cocktail
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party last night
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Elon Musk came up ok I said yeah you on
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muskets kind of a he's kind of amused
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for me I I think about him as-as-as it
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as a sort of the idea of the the the
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Platonic idea of the of the modern tech
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billionaire and oh and went around the
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room and everybody in that cocktail
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party agreed that Elon Musk was doing
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two amazing things and then one of the
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people at the cocktail party expressed a
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contribution which was that he was
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sinister figure and that there was this
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Elon Musk worship happening in the in
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endless the the person saying this was a
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was a Sanford
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scope person ok something's kind of
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insider little bit inside or just being
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in san francisco in the tech world
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they're feeling a little bit inside
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they've been to a cocktail party with
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the Elon Musk was there have you
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yeah and and it then then everybody in
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the room kind of had to defend their
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admiration for elon musk a little bit
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you know to say like oh no wait and only
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takes one
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yeah yeah wait a minute will you know
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this is what i was saying and it you
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know and then it was my turn and I said
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you know I'm not saying Ilan himself but
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yeah right the Platonic idea like our
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ideal like there are so many
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billionaires who are not building their
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own vaguely sinister space exploration
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programs who are not planning to build a
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hyper space train that goes from LA to
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San Francisco but those billionaires are
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why are those billionaires not doing
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that if I were a billionaire I would be
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doing some crazy shit like that and of
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course would look sinister yeah i mean
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if i were a billionaire and I was hiring
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a secret army to go around and change
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everybody's the batteries and everyone
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smoke detector people would say what the
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fuck is this guy doing alright I think
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you would do solar probably solar right
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keep changing this will be a solar smoke
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detector but you know I got off of the
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airplane a couple of days ago and I
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turned my uber app on and every time I
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do I'm like I hate this company but you
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know but also they do a much better job
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than anyone else
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yeah every time I think I'm gonna
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protest super and I call a yellow cab
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I have an experience that sends me
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screaming back to burr and I know that
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there i know that we have a small
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contingent of London taxi drivers that
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listen to our program that thang
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conditions that is yeah that anytime I
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talk about talk disparaging
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disparagingly about about the hack
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community
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yeah he is this the the London taxi
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drivers union of podcast listeners
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responds very aggressively and to say
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uber is a bad i think that's
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understandable
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it is but one cab drivers are
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professional killed
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that are how that are a an utterly
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different class of people that have to
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pass rigorous exams and they have a lot
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of institutional pride that is not true
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of yellow cab drivers in seattle in LA
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right so I pull out my uber app i'm
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walking to the airport in the good clip
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here and and then the the app reports to
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mean with a pop-up screen we would like
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access to your location
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prior to us picking you up and after us
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picking you up
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we would like we would like unlimited
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access to your location at our
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discretion so right now we're claiming
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that we're going to we're going to look
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at your location up to five minutes
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after we drop you off to see where
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you're actually going so we know whether
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we're doing a good enough job of getting
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you there or not
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huh but that's that's at our discretion
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because what we're really asking for is
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permanent where we want you to go into
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the app and give us permanent location
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option known and then they say you know
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click yes or no or or a click yes or not
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now I guess something like that that
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suggests that this is optional for you
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and so I was of course was like no not
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now let's give me the most no answer
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that I give and I study of that and
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still be able to get arrived right
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that's anything that you got your you
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have something to do you have stopped
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because I'm I'm like you're already
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you're already biting into my time of my
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normal plan to have the driver waiting
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for me when I walk out the door and so
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then the app says oh ok if you don't
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want to let us use our location services
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which we've never had to do before we
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now require that you manually type in
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the address of your destination
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we're no longer going to give you the
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functionality of the the way the app
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used to store where you regularly when
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obviously their hands are tied
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yeah their hands are tied and now you
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need to take out a quill pen
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and write down the address where you're
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going and send it you know send a
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scented letter by the bike carrier hawk
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and I'm like I'm like listen I'm two
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minutes from the door now you've taken
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seven minutes of my precious time with
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this war shit and and it's because you
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are because here another one of these
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tech companies that's decided that all
[TS]
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information should belong to you that
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that's your the mean in fact maybe the
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whole idea of Hooper has been a ruse
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just to eventually get us all into a
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position where you can collect our
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locations constantly be be a apprised of
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our location is a very interesting idea
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you sons of bitches now and so now what
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is I mean what if I mean you know the
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uber of five years ago you wouldn't
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assume they'd say okay this is obviously
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a replacement for taxis that's what this
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mm but they do a lot of stuff that makes
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you wonder what they're really up to and
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it might seem like they're not sure it
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seems like they have some idea what
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they're trying to do is we don't we
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don't know what that is
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yeah it seems like unlike a lot of
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companies who hire lawyers to make sure
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that the company is in compliance with
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the law
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some of these tech companies hire
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lawyers with the full knowledge that
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they intend to break the law and that
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their lawyers are trying to help them
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break the law in the most efficient way
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possible knowing that they're going to
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be sued you know covering their tracks
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like the lawyers are in service of not
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of like protecting the law or the
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consumer but what of protecting the
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company i mean i guess that's been true
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oil company lawyers and tobacco lawyers
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but but there's something a little bit
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different about like we'd like
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continuous access to your location and
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it suggests that there's a minority
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report future where uber is selling that
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information so that when you walk
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through a mall the billboards can
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address you by name
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yeah but in ad but anyway so then I'm
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now I've stopped right I'm no longer
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moving through the area networks was
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totally disrupted right I had to stop
[TS]
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how to put on the brakes dig my heels in
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he be now I'm standing there thinking
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about what I'm gonna do for your back
[TS]
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and enjoy your back into a cold second
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display them i am trying to figure out
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am I going to submit to this indignity
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in order to use this thing that i have
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found to be more functional than other
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systems or am I going to make a Pyrrhic
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stand a mi Sisyphus here am I the one
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that is going to insist on a body pat
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down going through TSA rather than go
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through there a particle accelerator and
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I'm like okay / you know i do that thing
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that we all do one another
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he'll attaches itself is yeah okay over
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and i go and i turn on my location
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services and then everything the app is
[TS]
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happy everybody's back to normal
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okay great and then all of a sudden it
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doesn't recognize but the credit
[TS]
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information that i put in so now I'm
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stopped again what to go through this
[TS]
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thing basically just to restart the app
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and then attract then it remembers my
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credit card ok so a little bit of a
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hundred-dollar bill under the tablecloth
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thing where it said you know remember
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when you initially click know what we're
[TS]
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going to forget your credit card for a
[TS]
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couple of minutes that'll teach you
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right little bit of that
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mhm and so it's like so by then by the
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time the app actually remembers your
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credit card and works i'm fucking
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grateful I'm like thank you / app don't
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accept this is my proa is not on your
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yeah and they were like let's send you
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know send him the sent him the the
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Armenian driver and send and and forget
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i'm in the car
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what happen if I turned my location
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services off ya okay what are they gonna
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do about winning idea i'm already in the
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yeah you already gave me the Armenian
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driver yep and so I did and we put it
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location and then as I neared the
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location i was watching his screen and
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notice the screen was not being
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continually updated and he was and the
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blue line at directing him just
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continued off into space and he was
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going to keep driving and because he
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didn't speak English
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of this situation suggesting that they
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were using the location on your phone to
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guide his GPS our cheese and so as we
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over right here you can just drop me off
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right here and I've tried this with uber
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drivers in the past and they're like no
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job to just drop you off near your
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location
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you should have taken that into account
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is I insist sir that I take you directly
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to your house
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yeah and at the time I was like uh this
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is a tremendous inconvenience because if
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you drop me off here i can jump over
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this fence cut through this alleyway and
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be where i'm headed in three minutes
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especially once you're in traffic
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somewhere like you're getting dropped
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like you to left turns from where you
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this was the thing he was like I gotta
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go up here around the block around the
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other block and then it's gonna go over
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some some guy that's got the wrong idea
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of where to put his pride in his job but
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of where they're going to you can
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because it's all part of the system
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yeah because we want to know this is
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that it's about the data it's not about
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the not about the right we're not trying
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to earn money here we're losing money on
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the ride
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oh brother we just wanted we just want
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to get inside your bed
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we just want to put a hundred-dollar
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bill into your table arm and so I'd so I
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ice yelled at this guy pullover stop
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right here and at from for once in this
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experience the language Gulf was work to
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my advantage because he just didn't want
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to have to parse anything more
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complicated than that and it was like
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okay right here okay and pulled over and
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Johnson angry yelling Yeti in their car
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no not at all particularly one where
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where the location services on his boner
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turned off who knows where it's called
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who knows what kind of Secrets by I
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and so off you drove and now i'm i am
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i'm gonna be calling an uber today I
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don't know i'm going to turn those
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location services on immediately before
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calling of the app is the appt gonna
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remember we're gonna remember
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interesting i wanna hear how this goes
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going to punish me I don't know either
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so I mean to whatever degree we can game
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the system still to whatever degree
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gaming the system is still like optional
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built-in option i think we all should
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not just with you but with everything we
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should be constantly turning on and
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turning off our location services only
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as needed
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we should be deleting cookies to see
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your you become your kind of an advocate
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well now i'm starting now I'm starting
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to be a little bit of a like a internet
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paranoiac mhm little bit of a put the
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put the remote control in the plastic
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bag type
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yes where you know I don't know where
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that remote controls been and i'm going
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to assume it's been in the worst
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possible place I don't know what I don't
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know why instagram needs my my location
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but i'm going to presume that they don't
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yeah it's the you get the fear a little
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well you know in my case like i don't i
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don't feel as fear as much as I just
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feel like fuck you because all these
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companies are trying to profit from
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gathering this information but whoever
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they the uber CEO is I just don't like
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I I already know I don't like it because
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he's not he's not he doesn't have a
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space program
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oh you know what I'm saying yes yes yes
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if this if the uber CEO was worth a shit
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I would know about him already because
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sweet spot would be sorry I'm just
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they're going to say hey look you know
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if your job is like that somebody on
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that's not you know you can't protect
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historically say well you know in the
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one thing only and so a guy says hey do
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you want to drive for miles across town
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to go pick up this person and take them
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wherever they might say yes but the
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thing is if half a block later they pick
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up another fair you're out of luck
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they may not report that they've done
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that and so it can take it would
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frequently take us 12 in infinite hours
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to get a taxi there's a lot of date
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nights where we sat on the front steps
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paying for a babysitter
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what we couldn't get a taxi for 1230
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hours so getting me know that that I
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mean like you know we will live out in
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the boonies as far as San Francisco's
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concern so unless you got somebody was
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coming back from the airport already
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happened to be out in our neighborhood
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anyway I'm trying to say is that that
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you understand that you go like okay
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there's this company does this thing
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initially it's going to be mostly
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limousine type things that's what it was
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at first and then we went to private
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cars which seemed a little bit weird but
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all through that you could still
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regardless of what you thought of the
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company you can look at it and go
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this makes sense this is a classic model
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of disruption in some ways anyway
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skipping over some of the like weirdness
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and unpleasant pleasantries but like
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then you eventually get to wear like now
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the app wants to follow where you are
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you're like well how does that how does
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that play in to the narrative on the one
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hand it's sensible because why because
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you know well this used to be about
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replacing taxis now we're doing
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something different which is like we
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want to figure out what patterns of
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movement are let's even say at a very
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high level we want high we want to have
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a high level of understanding that that
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in this city at this time of day people
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from this neighborhood tend to go from a
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residence to a certain kind of business
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if you don't mean if they've got a big
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data that shows certain kinds of things
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about that you can allocate resources
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like on that you know that's that's a
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classic example of how you would use
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that data sure but like but then you
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can't help but think but yet what do
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they need my
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data and why do you need 25 minutes
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after it's like what is what is the play
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for a company that is doing that and in
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in the same way that you know faceboook
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i don't know i'm starting a pundit but i
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do think it's an intriguing you know I
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thought experiment to wonder like what
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is the big play here because we want
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we've all seen you've all seen that
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we're talking to our friends via email
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saying like what are we going to get
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together for eggs like we have a
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standing egg breakfast
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me and my friends the young dads club we
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get together we all get eggs when we get
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Meg's you guys I don't know let's get
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some eggs yeah lets you know when her
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wounds are egg experience and then the
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next time you log in to anything over on
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the side there's an advertisement that
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says want some eggs like gangs come to
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Bill's egg bill and you're like that is
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creeping the shit out like what I was
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not I was not on facebook liking eggs i
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was in a private email conversation with
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my friends about going to get eggs and
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you your algorithm has mistaken what I
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what we were saying we were just using
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eggs as shorthand for breakfast
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that's a pretty it's everything I mean
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it's creepy and it's a pretty blunt
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instrument
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yeah right so uber you know at yeah i
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agree with you that their premise is at
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this super-high level we are making
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models of of human movement to the point
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that we can see that all of human life
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is just a giant anthill and it's like
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the city any city that has changeable
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express lanes
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oh my god the garbage truck is out front
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oh my god hello garbage truck and he has
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squeaky hydraulic brakes see they were
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doing they were listening to the show
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they're probably listening that's that's
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prob well that's why the skyscape
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dropped out earlier
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yeah probably listening in and finding
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out if you were talking about garbage
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and that garbage truck was a clean air
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vehicle so it was running on on like
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fumes but but uh yeah right the the any
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city that has changeable express lanes
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where the express lane is heading one
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way in the morning and then it is
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heading the other way
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the afternoon i have read in my in my
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research about city systems i have read
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multiple times people riding in to the
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city saying look I know that express
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lanes are moving out of the city in the
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afternoon and into the city in the
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morning but on the night of the big big
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football game when there's also a big
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big baseball game now with it hadn't
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accounted for something slightly
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anomalous right why don't you
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acknowledge that at at that point in
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time because the football and baseball
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traffic is backed up all the way to the
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why didn't you acknowledge this
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difference and change on that particular
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day the direction of them of the traffic
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and the city replies even accounting for
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the large large number of sports people
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that are coming to the city still there
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is more traffic headed out of the city
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then there is coming in turns out and so
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it would make it would make no sense to
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change the express lanes because because
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in the afternoons that's the direction
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people are moving a lot more people than
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the than the paltry hundred thousand
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people that are all converging on the
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sports game at the same moment ok
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alright and so that's an example of
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obviously the city has been spending a
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lot of time collecting that information
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and they know who's moving where and
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what they're doing and they're making
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the this kind of decision of with a lot
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of confidence and when i when i read
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that which was a couple of years ago it
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made me really really want to go to that
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in the city where they're all sitting in
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a giant map is sitting in a dark room
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listening to the whopper go what will
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pop up as it calculates every car on the
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road and all the the crazy traffic
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signals that are doing things that you
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do not you cannot understand why you
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talking about Heisenberg I mean we think
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about like you know for example if
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you've ever gone nothing replica you're
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going down like a cell or was it oak
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like if you're going down the Panhandle
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basically east or west and those lights
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are time to certain way you know saying
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so yeah you're changing the timing on a
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bunch of lights like that's that seems
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like not quantum crazy but like there
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could be so many unintended consequences
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of trying to social engineer that and
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not getting exactly right for certain
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ways that could go wrong you know if
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there's an accident or something and
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that that intentionally throws this off
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in a way that's not helpful at all
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well one of the most confusing things
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for me is you know I Drive past Boeing
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airport goings-on private Airport in
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Seattle uh multiple times a week and
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boeing has its own traffic lights
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private traffic lights
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well know what they've done is they're
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bowing right and so they have a lot of
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leverage and so what boeing has done is
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there on this strip there are a lot of
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factories where their their
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manufacturing and smoothing out the
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wrinkles on their Boeing aircraft yeah
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and some at some times of day these
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factories disgorge thousands of
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Engineers all at the same moment and if
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you've ever been somewhere where there
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where anything is disgorging thousands
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of Engineers and i know you have no I've
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seen it
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that's that's the thing that needs its
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own traffic light right right and so
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there are about five locations on this
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long 10 mile road that a 10-mile mostly
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strictly straight road where there are
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traffic lights that make no sense at all
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unless you are someone who is in the
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parking lot of a factory
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who's just gotten off work and there are
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four thousand other engineers all
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leaving at once
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ok and so here are these traffic lights
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and they offend me of course because
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there's no reason for that except to
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benefit this one this one situation that
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was three times a day but insanely these
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traffic lights also trigger at two
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o'clock in the morning
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oh that drives you crazy so you're
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driving Alex's dad with a stop sign but
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with a light that is that's pretty
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presumptuous right and every time one of
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these lights goes off
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yeah it also then stays red for five or
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six minutes as though a thousand
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engineers in there like carefully
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maintained Chrysler K cars as if they're
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just pouring out of this parking lot
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right he's sitting there honor you know
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in a in a giant four-lane highway next
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to a next to you know obviously a jewel
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in the crown level airport just sitting
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at this light like it like a total well
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like cock lets me an entitlement wasn't
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gonna say yeah let's let's let's speak
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in New speak for a second and say what
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you really are and so for many years now
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i will stop at that light to just
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disgustedly but I look both ways and
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i'll make it make an independent
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decision that I'm not going to sit out
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here in the dark waiting for this fake
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traffic light and what I don't
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understand is how it is that that this
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thing is in program to stay green at all
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times until you know until 4 45 and a 4
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45 p.m. and then you realize oh this is
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just a system of command and control
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they just want to stop you out here to
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see if they can they want to stop you
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out here just to remind you they can't
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take it that's not your hundred-dollar
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bill and it's another example again
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you know what your traffic light means
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to me I'll stop I'll do the courtesy
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stop I'm gonna treat this stop sign like
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a yield sign
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yeah now who knows that's making it into
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my permanent file or not
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yeah no no I know the garbage man might
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be picking that up right now with the
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spooky action right any any amount of
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this kind of civic disobedience may have
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repercussions I may not you know I'm a
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log onto facebook and be reading you
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know reading my friends accounts of
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their recent surgery and some banner ad
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will say don't like stopping at stop
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lights maybe you should try checking
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yourself before you wreck yourself or
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maybe next time we stopped to let you
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get a pan add four eggs right yeah like
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it just pops up on my phone now speaking
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of which I don't usually look at the
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internet one talking to you because i
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don't think it takes it takes my full
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concentration
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yeah but because I'm getting on a plane
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this afternoon i just checked my email
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back-to-back first one is from virgin
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america an airline that recently spilled
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how you get extra reward points with the
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less care it is
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yeah I just got the same one we have
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some exciting news about virgin airlines
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integration with alaska airlines
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starting today elevate members can now
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earn points when flying Onalaska well
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isn't that fascinating and then they
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have in the email
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both my elevate frequent flyer number
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already you're not making me go into the
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you know into your web service to try
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the very next email in my inbox is from
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Delta Airlines Delta says and a big
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letters in the pin the headline our
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partnership with alaska airlines is
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ending haha boy Delta in Alaska together
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have reached a decision to end
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our partnership this is a positive
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milestone for both airlines as Alaska
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focuses on its merger with virgin and
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which is not coincidentally alaska
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airlines is hub so Delta is Delta and
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Alaska now we're going to war with one
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this for a couple years those of us who
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travel from seatac the writings been on
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feeling that the at the bigger army
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diplomacy because they also got the
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United now right busy night apart Delta
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oh is that right who is it who is it
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then no that's not right united in who
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else was there some kind of big
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usurpation of one airline not too long
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ago and probably what United United of
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course is my sworn enemy right now I
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yeah but but anyway big big big news
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right here right after each other one
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yeah now now what am I gonna do now how
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am I going to manage my frequent flyer
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our good friend jason has been trying to
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get me to be a gold member for a long
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mm that's his nickname of course
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Goldmember hmm
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and-and-and-and every attempt i make i
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just get awarded get toward imported
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everything look at that face on the tail
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i always see it looks like Brezhnev such
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as me invisible bridge Navy when I was a
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kid the letter Y Z alaska airlines logo
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guy they have the logo guy on the on the
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tail when I was a kid
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the tale of alaska airlines planes had
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multiple figures on that there was a
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there was a totem pole there was a
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little eskimo girl there there were a
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lot of things there wasn't one symbol
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and over time they phased out all of
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them and made that one eskimo guy the
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face of alaska airlines he's the keys
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the colonel sanders the colonel sanders
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it's my party and I see and looking when
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the second he has like a prospector
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looking guy on the prospector that's
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right he was one of them and somehow
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this guy became more and more stylized
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he's just dumb i think a lot of people
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who have never seen someone in an Eskimo
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parka might not even know what they're
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looking at
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they might I I don't know if if everyone
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looks at that picture and reads it as
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what it is not at all why is this why is
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the face of this guy in this i don't
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even know if his little hood read this
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fur it doesn't but it's very very high
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contrast so right there's not a lot of
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detail to it looks like it looks like he
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might be a fella named Oliver I'm wack
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oh I bet I that doesn't that doesn't
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surprise me
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let's say we have to make this photo
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here he's a well-known Oliver is a is a
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name not not unused in the in the the
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Native communities of Alaska ok
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something I've heard that before I i had
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a friend named Oliver ok ok story checks
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mhm mhm i had if I had a friend named
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Oliver who was a who was a native
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alaskan is what i meant to say yeah I
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so there is so I yeah right he doesn't
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look it's not clear that he's wearing a
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fur Parker at all right he just is a
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he's a smiling person looks like an afro
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right in a very strange head dress but
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that is that's his / Parker he looks
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more like he's got a missile like they
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put his face on Brad delp's the
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silhouette is the singer from from
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Boston he's got a very well you know me
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a very prominent afro right well let's
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hope he doesn't end up the way by but
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brad delp ended up
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oh no did something happen while you're
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not there you're not familiar with his
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God not gonna look it up its tail alone
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now he he was regretting now own ok
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their move on
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oh dear trash picker and
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and he he committed suicide ok alright
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and he uh he left a he left a suicide
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note in French that said I am a lonely
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yes the singer of Boston our guy and we
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can you what can you do a lonely little
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speaking of bob ross i have feel like I
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have very rarely heard you talk about
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participating in the visual arts so my
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question to you is and if you told me
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this you can tell me to refer somewhere
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else but I don't remember you ever
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talking about an interest in Visual Arts
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whether that's drawing or painting or
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what have you do you have you ever done
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any visual things as something spend
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some time on
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so when i was a kid i thought that i
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would be a cartoonist wow I spent a lot
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of time drawing it was my number one
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activity it was what I did in school
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instead of paying attention tanks planes
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cars that kind of thought of the above
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and then ultimately faces and figures
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that I never had a I never had a stock
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cast of people it was more like bizarro
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by Pizarro or I mean it was it was a
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little not far society because the far
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side had a lot of reoccurring chickens
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and cows and stuff
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absolutely it was just your everyone
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panel man at one panel and a and it was
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always a couple of people interacting
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and I i drew a what I think we're like
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proto pretty good comics so interesting
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and hat and filled an entire one of
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those artists notebook
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sex with these cartoons and you know the
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the challenge of course was to come up
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with ideas and as I as I came up with
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funny ideas I would draw them and then I
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would encounter drawing problems as you
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do that's how every artist gets better
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you draw until you encounter a drawing
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problem and then you try and fix it
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try and solve solve for how to draw hand
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and hard right solve for how to draw a
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three-quarter view it's easy to draw
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cars but even those you have to get
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better at a car you can just draw a card
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from memory you have to go study a car
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because they don't look like you think
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they look
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yeah anyway so I filled up this notebook
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all the way through high school of all
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these hilarious what I thought were
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hilarious and which were pretty which
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sometimes approximated hilarious little
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one panel drawings and then at
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graduation I gave the book to my
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long-time high school girlfriend and she
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wasn't my girlfriend at the time but I
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felt you know I felt the lasting
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lifelong bond with her and so I gave her
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my book of all my cartoons and she was
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very appreciative of it because it had
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become a filipino was like John's book
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of cartoons that she knew there was a
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big deal
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oh yeah she'd watch me draw them I've
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shown them all to her many times and she
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was a fan of them and then somehow you
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know I i left Anchorage and I was
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hitchhiking around the country and I was
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keeping a journal and throughout that
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throughout my journal there are also
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little caricatures and drawings and just
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as I'm trying to describe something i'm
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seeing I would do a little sketch of it
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but that just sort of gradually went
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away and part of it was that I was not
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spending a lot of time sitting at a
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table where I could draw and it was hard
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to draw on buses and it was hard to you
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know to make the time to stop and do it
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because I was always in motion and I
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just left i lost the habit of sketching
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and a few years later maybe ten years
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after I graduated I was with my high
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school girlfriend and i said to her you
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know that book of of of comics she said
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oh yes and I said I mean I gave that to
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you then and probably it's just in a box
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now or something and I wouldn't mind
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getting it back if you don't if you
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don't need it because I you know I would
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it would matter to me I'd like to see it
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i'd like to interact with the guy and
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she said that book belongs to me you
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gave me that and wait a minute it is
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mine and I was like rain
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I to room and I think I do remember this
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story was like well hmm alright i guess
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what I don't suppose you would make me a
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copy of it and did this didn't has
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become grist for the idea that she may
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be lost in was gonna cop to it
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no I she gave every impression that she
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uh that she occasionally referred to
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that happen with a different note book
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oh yes no there were the they were the
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journals that were that were just
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out-and-out stolen by and by another
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roommate
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as part of our by another roommate
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as part of our that's right it was in a
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box yes okay sorry i was conflicting
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stories part of our breakup guys but
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she's not gonna that's weird
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he's got it and she's sitting on it and
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i don't know i can't imagine that she
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refers to it now but at that point after
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i was out of high school 10 years
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she was like you're not getting back
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screw screw shoot like oil
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alright so anyway but anyway so I was a
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I wanted to be a comic artist and I felt
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like comic strips and i don't mean comic
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book I understand I understand the
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difference but like comics comic strips
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one panel comics New Yorker style comics
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were a very high art form I felt and the
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truly great ones rose to the level of
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the truly great and I wanted to be one
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of those and my drawing skill topped out
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at least for the little amount of work I
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put into it you know i was i got to a
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place where I could I could draw my
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thoughts but not draw them like
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beautifully but you see a lot of people
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working within that realm where the art
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is is rough and so on
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that's what I'm thinking that's one
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reason to get such an interesting medium
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because you know arm and it is it more
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you get to decide everything especially
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with the one panel you decide everything
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about that you get to decide like what
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we know what it's about what the role of
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of language and and like how detailed is
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it going to be and if you can have you
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can create something that's like
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something you're capable of making and
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then sort of evolved within your skills
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can grow your you know whatever
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direction you want to take it it's such
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a it's such a DIY art form in so many
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ways you're right i mean what it's done
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well I different his dad was a
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cartoonist and believe it or not in
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Florida and had stuff in Playboy and a
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bunch of stuff and I just think it's
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such an interesting that's an
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interesting idea where you know you get
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to control the entire stack yeah
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and-and-and you can it's like a short
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story you can communicate an awful lot
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and that's what makes New Yorker
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cartoons so difficult for people is that
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they often presume
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a body of knowledge going in you know he
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the the art and the and the one-liner
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are the the art has enough visual clues
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in it that you know who these people are
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and where they're coming from and what
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their past experiences and that's how
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you interpret the line and if you can't
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know that if you don't look at it and
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understand who an Upper West Side couple
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where he's a psychologist and she's an
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art director if you don't know enough
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about being able to peer into their
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lives together to understand what you
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need to understand when he says um
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there's not enough almond milk in the
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refrigerator
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you know it to know what that means and
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why it's funny right
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I've been noticing more and more in
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trying to occasionally eat vegetarian
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breakfasts that the only thing not made
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of almonds is the spoon right
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even the polls like hollowed-out almonds
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almonds so interesting so in almonds
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serve and probably also is like a source
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of protein that right social source of
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protein you can milk an almond me like
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free-range almonds get out there i guess
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little tiny farmers I know how to make
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almond milk take all men's water lemons
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