Roderick on the Line

Ep. 222: "Bastik of Problems"


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00:00:22   hello hi John [TS]

00:00:27   hi Merlin how's it going pretty good [TS]

00:00:31   good i'm a little bit disheveled more [TS]

00:00:35   but that's a sad Sam little bit not arms [TS]

00:00:38   and put together uh-huh well I say that [TS]

00:00:43   Oh Who well i'm drinking canned coffee [TS]

00:00:51   hmmm and it's k can coffee light for [TS]

00:00:59   example it's a light on for you pop your [TS]

00:01:02   calories la the other branded espresso [TS]

00:01:06   and cream can [TS]

00:01:08   ah I get it I get it I enjoy this so [TS]

00:01:11   it's like it's lighter in calories [TS]

00:01:12   mm I didn't I wasn't sure whether I [TS]

00:01:15   would enjoy my night five saw him at the [TS]

00:01:17   grocery and I said hey what the hey and [TS]

00:01:20   there was a woman looking at him and I [TS]

00:01:23   said we think about those she kinda it [TS]

00:01:27   was you know my my local grocery and she [TS]

00:01:32   said [TS]

00:01:33   kalavaram I said never had one she said [TS]

00:01:37   don't start [TS]

00:01:39   yeah and but there was a lot of whimsy [TS]

00:01:42   between us you know we were shining she [TS]

00:01:44   should be exchanging something Christian [TS]

00:01:46   people together [TS]

00:01:47   yeah they really do and so and I said [TS]

00:01:50   which ones are the ones and she grabbed [TS]

00:01:54   some that had some sort of flavor some [TS]

00:01:58   flavored ones she was like these are my [TS]

00:02:00   is my Achilles heel and i said i don't [TS]

00:02:05   think i can go that far out again go to [TS]

00:02:08   you know it's like hazelnut a pumpkin [TS]

00:02:10   stat situation of something like that so [TS]

00:02:14   that I reached and I grabbed the course [TS]

00:02:16   the full full octane ones i stood there [TS]

00:02:19   with the full octane ones and the ones [TS]

00:02:21   that were saying i'm forty-five percent [TS]

00:02:23   less then all that I'm forty percent [TS]

00:02:28   less of the bad stuff i'm sitting right [TS]

00:02:31   next to it on the same price really [TS]

00:02:34   gonna get full strength stuff [TS]

00:02:35   all the sugar and the cream and all that [TS]

00:02:38   and so i did that i made the mood to [TS]

00:02:42   compromise i got one of each consumers [TS]

00:02:45   like choices [TS]

00:02:46   yeah that's exactly true of me and [TS]

00:02:48   sometimes we satisfies like that word a [TS]

00:02:50   lot where you are you gotta find the [TS]

00:02:52   best of the options and you know in my [TS]

00:02:56   case I wasn't familiar with the beverage [TS]

00:02:58   and so I I got one of each [TS]

00:03:01   this morning looking at it in my pantry [TS]

00:03:04   because the point my plan was right I [TS]

00:03:07   was gonna was gonna get I was gonna have [TS]

00:03:09   a full strength one because i don't know [TS]

00:03:11   if you can hear in the background the [TS]

00:03:12   coffeemaker is going the real coffee on [TS]

00:03:14   its way good because a coffee diet like [TS]

00:03:16   get in a bag you have this bag coffee so [TS]

00:03:19   that i'm running through the Machine [TS]

00:03:21   long time ago I told you about the [TS]

00:03:22   coffee maker that i have purchased at [TS]

00:03:24   costco and you said that's a bad coffee [TS]

00:03:29   maker tell me fix yeah he said let me [TS]

00:03:31   fix that for you and then the next day [TS]

00:03:33   this is this is what it's like being [TS]

00:03:35   friends with Merlin Mann a lot of people [TS]

00:03:36   ask me now [TS]

00:03:37   what's it like being friends with Marlon [TS]

00:03:38   man must be complicated and I can't [TS]

00:03:40   really tell your story keeping the wally [TS]

00:03:43   give me get my mama wallet commands i [TS]

00:03:46   spoke area and i said i got a copy make [TS]

00:03:52   me so that's a bad coffee maker let me [TS]

00:03:53   fix that for in the next day I better [TS]

00:03:55   coffee maker showed up at my house to [TS]

00:03:57   get your cuisinart courtesy of Merlin [TS]

00:03:59   Mann was a quick learner will do you [TS]

00:04:02   want do you want to know the full story [TS]

00:04:04   do you want to always want to know the [TS]

00:04:06   full story [TS]

00:04:07   here's one thing with my daughter is [TS]

00:04:08   she'll ask me a question I don't really [TS]

00:04:10   feel like answering [TS]

00:04:11   yeah not not because it's about penises [TS]

00:04:13   are so she just did ask about testicles [TS]

00:04:15   last night that was complicated but [TS]

00:04:16   sometimes she'll ask me a question ago [TS]

00:04:18   mm that's kind of a long story and she [TS]

00:04:20   without missing a beat as I like long [TS]

00:04:22   stories [TS]

00:04:22   well I'm gonna need a new euphemism for [TS]

00:04:26   I just wanna watch TV right now up [TS]

00:04:28   I like what I just I just want to watch [TS]

00:04:30   shark tank I don't explain testicle to [TS]

00:04:31   you those men address like two potatoes [TS]

00:04:33   and they're they're kind of not very [TS]

00:04:35   good potato costumes and and and mr. [TS]

00:04:39   wonderful said they look like testicles [TS]

00:04:41   go mr. wonderful it might be mr. [TS]

00:04:43   wonderful my been Damon and and then [TS]

00:04:45   they continue to make then they brought [TS]

00:04:47   in the scrotum so I was coming [TS]

00:04:49   alta almost explain the scrotum I said [TS]

00:04:50   it's kind of a long story and she said I [TS]

00:04:52   like long stories would explain the [TS]

00:04:54   scrotum to me i don't know i'm not sure [TS]

00:04:56   i know the difference where they [TS]

00:04:58   actually potato costumes or were they [TS]

00:05:00   dresses testicles they were just [TS]

00:05:03   nominally potato costume sometimes on [TS]

00:05:06   shark tank they come out and they got a [TS]

00:05:08   bit and these guys this is this was kind [TS]

00:05:11   of one of the one of the relatively rare [TS]

00:05:13   joke projects [TS]

00:05:16   uh-huh and these are two guys it's [TS]

00:05:18   called I don't give them free [TS]

00:05:19   advertising but basically what they'll [TS]

00:05:21   do is get you get ya to give ten dollars [TS]

00:05:24   and they write something on a potato [TS]

00:05:26   with a sharpie and then mail it to [TS]

00:05:28   somebody for ten dollars and they were [TS]

00:05:31   seeking investment i think they wanted [TS]

00:05:33   $50,000 for i think a 10-percent stick [TS]

00:05:36   which would be $500,000 evaluation as I [TS]

00:05:40   Mark Cuban tell you huh yeah they ended [TS]

00:05:43   up getting funding from mr. wonderful [TS]

00:05:45   while no kidding yeah I have no idea [TS]

00:05:47   what we're talking about now I wouldn't [TS]

00:05:49   I thought mr. wonderful [TS]

00:05:51   I wasn't that like a rip torn character [TS]

00:05:53   yeah or a busy place Nixon um I i have [TS]

00:05:59   gonna have okay idea sometimes about [TS]

00:06:01   things you don't understand and just [TS]

00:06:03   knowing how much you enjoy your beer man [TS]

00:06:05   the world your man of culture [TS]

00:06:07   yes you got you you let your fingers [TS]

00:06:08   stuck in the wind yes sometimes [TS]

00:06:11   sometimes you enjoy your man enjoys [TS]

00:06:14   being confused for a minute [TS]

00:06:15   hmm i can tell you more mhm yeah i was [TS]

00:06:19   in a demonstrated that they look did [TS]

00:06:21   look a little like testicles because the [TS]

00:06:23   eyes of the potato kind of you know the [TS]

00:06:27   humanized funny thing is just not 80 I [TS]

00:06:30   but yet testicles funny thing but you [TS]

00:06:32   know I can't explain the scrotum until [TS]

00:06:34   explain the testicles it's kind of a [TS]

00:06:35   long story i find myself in this [TS]

00:06:38   situation all the time difference [TS]

00:06:39   there's a lot of things about the body I [TS]

00:06:41   wouldn't want to have to explain today I [TS]

00:06:42   I act like I understand that I don't [TS]

00:06:44   really understand I don't understand why [TS]

00:06:47   sometimes I'm certainly the only person [TS]

00:06:50   who's ever done this but sometimes [TS]

00:06:53   before I use the toilet away myself and [TS]

00:06:56   then weigh myself after and sometimes I [TS]

00:06:58   way more after i use the toilet [TS]

00:07:00   no you don't do [TS]

00:07:01   that that's crazy try it sometime it's [TS]

00:07:04   really it's really bewitching I don't [TS]

00:07:06   have a scale in my house I think it [TS]

00:07:08   might be heir own TV I don't have a [TS]

00:07:10   scale that's what scale to know that [TS]

00:07:12   kind of holds the watch the scale [TS]

00:07:14   anymore than i watch the TV and Wi-Fi [TS]

00:07:17   and Wi-Fi scale-free of all your shit is [TS]

00:07:19   your wife a scale click up with your [TS]

00:07:22   Fitbit yep that works together through [TS]

00:07:24   the API so there's no door [TS]

00:07:26   mmm yeah look at the Manhattan garage [TS]

00:07:28   door up I i saw an episode of a TV show [TS]

00:07:34   that i think was a shark tank but it was [TS]

00:07:37   a canadian version i was in canada as [TS]

00:07:42   you see so that's just super interesting [TS]

00:07:44   a shark tank is an American import of a [TS]

00:07:46   british show called Dragon's Den which [TS]

00:07:49   is a little bit more serious like [TS]

00:07:51   English bags are dragons den Americans [TS]

00:07:54   dead [TS]

00:07:54   it's it's very serious and put the [TS]

00:07:57   dragon then putting the dragon stand [TS]

00:07:59   they got to come in to get explain the [TS]

00:08:01   evaluation you know shark tank they'll [TS]

00:08:03   tell you things like you know what [TS]

00:08:04   that's not a company that's a product [TS]

00:08:07   you know hello [TS]

00:08:08   I like that praise and cam starting the [TS]

00:08:11   kevin is also known as mr wonderful [TS]

00:08:12   things like i'm going to give you the [TS]

00:08:14   best people that take it behind the barn [TS]

00:08:15   and shoot it [TS]

00:08:16   that's what Kevin will say i don't want [TS]

00:08:17   to know anymore i'm starting to taste [TS]

00:08:19   the aspartame a little bit here [TS]

00:08:21   I don't want to get into this but you [TS]

00:08:23   know it's like michael stipe says when [TS]

00:08:25   you throw something away wears away [TS]

00:08:26   right yeah that's right away where's [TS]

00:08:28   that five percent fewer calories it's in [TS]

00:08:31   that same taste that's on my tongue [TS]

00:08:33   right now and I I'm always intrigued by [TS]

00:08:35   this especially with things like light [TS]

00:08:37   bulbs to me are the greatest example of [TS]

00:08:38   this but your coffee that you got there [TS]

00:08:39   is a good example to like with a light [TS]

00:08:41   bulb they go oh you know this uses ten [TS]

00:08:45   percent less energy and then a hundred [TS]

00:08:48   watt light bulb Argo will you know it's [TS]

00:08:50   not like elves came into the shop and [TS]

00:08:53   did that you did that you may like that [TS]

00:08:55   with science [TS]

00:08:56   who did they seem surprised to go oh my [TS]

00:08:58   god we gotta like from you know how it [TS]

00:08:59   uses to it gives ten percent less light [TS]

00:09:01   lot of the time oh that's how they get [TS]

00:09:03   you in your case they said well we [TS]

00:09:05   arbitrarily decided to put my shit [TS]

00:09:07   in this yes yeah but we're talking [TS]

00:09:10   travels this product on John they own [TS]

00:09:12   the whole text ack let me see here it's [TS]

00:09:14   got sucralose yeah and sound good see [TS]

00:09:20   ass Fame so far may know but that's the [TS]

00:09:25   sucrose i think is what there is what [TS]

00:09:26   I'm tasting you know I'm very sensitive [TS]

00:09:28   to to aspartame or sucralose I don't [TS]

00:09:32   know more about that or acacia berries [TS]

00:09:34   or whatever I don't like any of them [TS]

00:09:36   Oh any kind of like like it like it like [TS]

00:09:39   a trendy new food additive know I'd say [TS]

00:09:42   I you know like when I first when i [TS]

00:09:44   first started drinking it I was like oh [TS]

00:09:46   it doesn't taste like like Coke Zero [TS]

00:09:48   that's this good I mean you know like [TS]

00:09:51   there were two days when john john [TS]

00:09:53   scalzi was drinking a lot of that stuff [TS]

00:09:54   on the cruise and you know I admire him [TS]

00:09:57   and and so I tried to get into because [TS]

00:09:59   he's always he's crazy with the coke [TS]

00:10:00   zeros and I said to myself this is it [TS]

00:10:02   i'm finally I've tried I tried diet coke [TS]

00:10:04   in college no luck and crews are we [TS]

00:10:07   talking about the only Cruz I've ever [TS]

00:10:09   been on that the Joker's john scalzi [TS]

00:10:11   imagine a lot of ya have a lot of these [TS]

00:10:14   know that's exactly what I just like a [TS]

00:10:16   crazy person [TS]

00:10:17   oh I she and I tried it and I still it's [TS]

00:10:20   better it's better than the aspartame or [TS]

00:10:22   however you pronounce it or whatever you [TS]

00:10:24   ask for [TS]

00:10:25   yeah I prison colonies and chisel [TS]

00:10:27   alright alright then ball maze and so on [TS]

00:10:32   the only thing to push down on my head [TS]

00:10:37   that i found a Donna [TS]

00:10:39   haha ok I gotta pick through this but [TS]

00:10:43   you go ahead so you noticed is less [TS]

00:10:46   sugar in it arbitrarily less sugar [TS]

00:10:48   yeah no I don't want to I don't want [TS]

00:10:50   anything to do with these anymore that I [TS]

00:10:52   could tell you I didn't when I spot him [TS]

00:10:54   because I look at the can and it was the [TS]

00:10:55   wrong color [TS]

00:10:56   here's my peers my pivot because I'm you [TS]

00:10:59   know this about me then I'll get into a [TS]

00:11:01   thing and I've had things in my life [TS]

00:11:04   oh yes i think right now you could [TS]

00:11:05   legitimately say that for some years now [TS]

00:11:07   seltzer water has been a thing like that [TS]

00:11:10   right coffee maker that you sent me was [TS]

00:11:13   also like you were in the middle of a [TS]

00:11:14   thing just happened to be that you were [TS]

00:11:16   buying coffee makers was it that is it [TS]

00:11:18   the pushy kind is it can you push it to [TS]

00:11:20   the little tube pushy pushy pushy boochi [TS]

00:11:23   boochi but you know for a long time it [TS]

00:11:28   was coca-cola I would drink and in what [TS]

00:11:30   I'm getting at some people it's smoking [TS]

00:11:32   but there's a good go-to thing that you [TS]

00:11:34   return to for nourishment comfort [TS]

00:11:38   whatever several times a day i think a [TS]

00:11:41   cigarette is a good example for me [TS]

00:11:42   Salters good example I think about 12 of [TS]

00:11:44   these cans a day [TS]

00:11:45   yeah i'm just always i'm always what I [TS]

00:11:47   have to eight cans on my desk right now [TS]

00:11:50   in different states of undress mostly [TS]

00:11:53   drunk dude do you have things like that [TS]

00:11:57   because it feels like it pushes up [TS]

00:12:00   against some issues that you have with [TS]

00:12:03   the world it seems to me like you know [TS]

00:12:05   you don't there's a time when you smoke [TS]

00:12:07   cigarettes and when you smoke cigarettes [TS]

00:12:08   i think you smoked a lot of cigarettes [TS]

00:12:10   yeah and then and then you stop that yes [TS]

00:12:13   and it seems like you try to catch [TS]

00:12:15   yourself and say leave it you see [TS]

00:12:16   yourself I feel like I feel like you see [TS]

00:12:19   yourself having something turned into [TS]

00:12:21   something you're doing too often or [TS]

00:12:23   perhaps with not thinking about it and [TS]

00:12:25   you say leave it is that accurate you [TS]

00:12:28   trying trying to be the ball [TS]

00:12:32   the ball seeing you see the ball mhm and [TS]

00:12:37   then you be the ball [TS]

00:12:38   it's good to be the ball I've never been [TS]

00:12:41   quite sure i think a lot of you to say [TS]

00:12:44   that it's not like people saying they [TS]

00:12:45   want to be rich [TS]

00:12:46   they say they want to be the ball I [TS]

00:12:47   don't know if they really want to be the [TS]

00:12:48   ball if you have all you have is a nail [TS]

00:12:50   every problem looks like a high so I so [TS]

00:12:55   the last couple of days [TS]

00:12:57   this is a i'm starting to wonder whether [TS]

00:13:00   this is a problem or not [TS]

00:13:01   okay well you came to the right place [TS]

00:13:03   because I I'm feeling super duper weird [TS]

00:13:08   right now and partly it's because I've [TS]

00:13:11   been waking up in the middle of the [TS]

00:13:12   night and staying awake for a couple of [TS]

00:13:16   hours because right as I'm about to go [TS]

00:13:18   to sleep i'm already asleep let's call [TS]

00:13:20   it asleep [TS]

00:13:21   let's call it at oh I've got a toe in a [TS]

00:13:23   sleep you know that you know that thing [TS]

00:13:26   when you're when you're like I didn't [TS]

00:13:28   sleep at all or I haven't been asleep [TS]

00:13:30   and in fact you were asleep [TS]

00:13:32   you know that feeling when you well you [TS]

00:13:35   know things it's hard to remember being [TS]

00:13:36   asleep until you're awake but also your [TS]

00:13:37   fitbit will tell you how much you were [TS]

00:13:40   actually sleeping and it make you feel [TS]

00:13:42   bad sometimes what I've noted well so [TS]

00:13:45   that's there's that but I I often will [TS]

00:13:49   say oh you know I just laid down here [TS]

00:13:51   for a second i didn't really sleep and I [TS]

00:13:52   looked and the clock will reveal [TS]

00:13:54   actually 45 minutes have gone somebody [TS]

00:13:56   was sleeping [TS]

00:13:57   somebody in this room sleeping and so [TS]

00:13:59   there's but I I have a pretty good good [TS]

00:14:03   good close relationship with the [TS]

00:14:04   in-and-out area of sleep right I'm a [TS]

00:14:07   little bit in a little bit out and [TS]

00:14:09   lately i'll get a little bit into sleep [TS]

00:14:12   just like just just dip your toe in [TS]

00:14:14   there and then somebody in the dream not [TS]

00:14:18   like a bad person but somebody that I [TS]

00:14:21   know or that is a tangential character [TS]

00:14:24   or you know casual somebody on the [TS]

00:14:26   street will turn and and there will be [TS]

00:14:31   like an uncomfortableness i will feel a [TS]

00:14:37   little off [TS]

00:14:38   there's something a little off happening [TS]

00:14:40   here and I and this is the you know like [TS]

00:14:43   I had I had nightmares [TS]

00:14:45   I was young like anybody I think a but [TS]

00:14:52   lately for a long time i have not i [TS]

00:14:55   haven't had any kind of bad dreams at [TS]

00:14:57   all and I'm haven't been remembering my [TS]

00:14:59   dreams at all [TS]

00:15:00   I've just been I i look forward to sleep [TS]

00:15:02   I laid down I mean I don't like to go to [TS]

00:15:05   sleep as we've discussed but it's not [TS]

00:15:07   that I dread sleep I just don't want to [TS]

00:15:09   have to stop being awake but it's not i [TS]

00:15:13   go what awaits me you know it's the it's [TS]

00:15:16   the babadook or whatever who's out who I [TS]

00:15:18   don't want any bad times like it's not [TS]

00:15:21   like that i just like i enjoy sleeping [TS]

00:15:25   but lately there will be like [TS]

00:15:28   a-something the jars me from within the [TS]

00:15:34   dream space so you become sort of [TS]

00:15:36   self-aware these are in a dream and it's [TS]

00:15:38   time to go well and then i but then i [TS]

00:15:41   get up i get a panicky feeling within [TS]

00:15:43   the dream and then I come out of the [TS]

00:15:47   half of sleep place in a kind of like [TS]

00:15:50   panic that feels a little bit like if [TS]

00:15:54   you put baking soda and vinegar together [TS]

00:15:56   like haha you know he accidentally make [TS]

00:15:58   a dream volcano I make a dream volcano [TS]

00:16:00   when i pop up my pop up out of sleep but [TS]

00:16:03   then I'm like I'm breathing fast and i'm [TS]

00:16:07   highly highly suggestible [TS]

00:16:10   uh-uh is I'm highly suggestible of [TS]

00:16:18   causality of that feeling in the sense [TS]

00:16:24   that i know that it is a reason that [TS]

00:16:26   happened [TS]

00:16:27   yeah okay and i think there's a reason [TS]

00:16:30   in the real world that had happened [TS]

00:16:31   alright i don't i don't think that there [TS]

00:16:33   is right i mean if I'm thinking about it [TS]

00:16:35   it's like oh you got into a dream weird [TS]

00:16:38   dream place and then you got into a [TS]

00:16:41   strange panic and now you're awake like [TS]

00:16:43   roll over and go back to sleep okay but [TS]

00:16:45   I'm suggest a bull and have been for now [TS]

00:16:50   years [TS]

00:16:51   that in fact there was either a new foe [TS]

00:17:01   in my room trying to touch me and that's [TS]

00:17:05   what caused me to jump out of sleep or [TS]

00:17:08   that was no is that still occasionally [TS]

00:17:11   still happen that UFOs come in the night [TS]

00:17:14   you look for the anchorman [TS]

00:17:15   um well the thing is I have I have I [TS]

00:17:19   have a sponge these yarns to myself such [TS]

00:17:23   that i have created i think a lifetime [TS]

00:17:25   susceptibility to my own goof [TS]

00:17:29   uh-huh which is like if you are afraid [TS]

00:17:35   of ghosts then yes ghosts exist because [TS]

00:17:38   you are afraid of them [TS]

00:17:41   you're creating them if you're seeing [TS]

00:17:43   them right and you're seeing angels in [TS]

00:17:46   the architecture and you're seeing UFOs [TS]

00:17:50   in the closet and that that's real the [TS]

00:17:54   clothes in the closet [TS]

00:17:56   no no I'm not being facetious I am I [TS]

00:17:59   mean we're pattern matching things and [TS]

00:18:01   it only takes a little bit of some kind [TS]

00:18:03   of emotional or intellectual fuel to [TS]

00:18:05   have you start seeing your noticing [TS]

00:18:08   things in certain ways I think everybody [TS]

00:18:11   does that [TS]

00:18:11   yeah and-and-and so i have i've dug a [TS]

00:18:16   little trench in my imagination that [TS]

00:18:21   where where I attribute my panic to one [TS]

00:18:28   of these various causes either like [TS]

00:18:36   ghouls or a kind of generalized the [TS]

00:18:41   devilment yeah but there's a third man [TS]

00:18:43   not to be you know that's right so yeah [TS]

00:18:46   I bet there's something there's some [TS]

00:18:48   kind of an external ish thing that's [TS]

00:18:52   causing that to happen [TS]

00:18:53   yeah and so then I can't I can't [TS]

00:19:00   immediately roll over and go back to [TS]

00:19:02   sleep because I'm I'm hyperventilating a [TS]

00:19:05   little bit and I'm searching the room [TS]

00:19:07   and I'm saying OK a is there a new foe [TS]

00:19:12   who has come to touch me but then run [TS]

00:19:18   away like a child like alien that [TS]

00:19:22   doesn't want to reveal itself that isn't [TS]

00:19:24   ready to say that isn't ready to greet [TS]

00:19:26   me on the international stage like you [TS]

00:19:30   know like a like a dignitary but it's [TS]

00:19:33   just like more mischievous yeah sneaking [TS]

00:19:35   into my house the villain island and [TS]

00:19:36   tickling my feet making me waking me up [TS]

00:19:38   from a dream [TS]

00:19:39   yeah that seems like a dumb thing for an [TS]

00:19:41   alien to do but they're being screwed up [TS]

00:19:44   all yeah [TS]

00:19:45   or is it that even though i've been [TS]

00:19:48   living in this house for 10 years [TS]

00:19:50   it's suddenly haunted haunted by the [TS]

00:19:53   haunted by the googles uh-huh of of the [TS]

00:19:58   10,000 Civil War soldiers that never [TS]

00:20:01   ever marched through this erica mhm or [TS]

00:20:05   uh or something else is it is a [TS]

00:20:09   premonition is it so for forever reason [TS]

00:20:12   then I lay in bed awake and this is this [TS]

00:20:15   only been happening very recently never [TS]

00:20:18   played me but uh the last couple of days [TS]

00:20:25   I I ran out of my medicine my medication [TS]

00:20:32   and I stopped and I was like oh I gotta [TS]

00:20:35   go to the drugstore and get that stuff [TS]

00:20:36   and then I forgot that day and then the [TS]

00:20:38   next day I forgot [TS]

00:20:41   and so now that stuff a little strange [TS]

00:20:43   system for a little while but it starts [TS]

00:20:45   at life in its way out [TS]

00:20:47   yeah right half-life who and so I'm I'm [TS]

00:20:53   feeling did you remember the movie [TS]

00:20:56   dreamscape not really what is what [TS]

00:20:59   happened to them [TS]

00:21:00   well dreamscape was a movie from the [TS]

00:21:02   nineteen eighties mid-nineteen eighties [TS]

00:21:04   which sort of our hour a day for [TS]

00:21:06   cultural references [TS]

00:21:07   yeah and stars a little guy you might [TS]

00:21:11   remember by the name dennis quaid ok [TS]

00:21:14   Capshaw nothing wrong with that and um [TS]

00:21:17   and so you know it's got max ones sido [TS]

00:21:24   in it [TS]

00:21:24   Christopher Plummer and Christopher [TS]

00:21:26   Plummer who was a captain's on trap [TS]

00:21:32   yeah that's right but um it was a movie [TS]

00:21:37   about like Cold War paranoia and he [TS]

00:21:48   could go into the dreams right he was it [TS]

00:21:53   was like all those all those movies like [TS]

00:21:55   inner space or the movies at the time [TS]

00:21:57   where people were treating themselves [TS]

00:22:00   down and going into the bloodstream in a [TS]

00:22:02   little submarine under you know it was [TS]

00:22:04   like a science science thriller where [TS]

00:22:07   where there's interspace also featuring [TS]

00:22:10   dennis quaid oh interesting huh IC well [TS]

00:22:16   um yes interesting what do you think [TS]

00:22:20   that it is there a connection do you [TS]

00:22:22   think I think we're going to me find one [TS]

00:22:24   uh so and you're familiar with the [TS]

00:22:29   familiar with the the actor david [TS]

00:22:32   patrick kelly maybe from the movie The [TS]

00:22:35   Warrior's he was in 48 hours how that [TS]

00:22:42   guy [TS]

00:22:44   the guy sure he played a lot of bad guy [TS]

00:22:47   oh yeah look at that guy so he is the [TS]

00:22:50   bad guy in the in this movie [TS]

00:22:53   he's a pisa he is a assassin who goes [TS]

00:22:55   into the dream of the president because [TS]

00:22:59   he's gonna kill him in the dream [TS]

00:23:01   ok and then in the real world space the [TS]

00:23:04   president will appear to have just had a [TS]

00:23:05   heart attack in his sleep [TS]

00:23:06   oh that's good but in fact he's been [TS]

00:23:09   killed by a dream assassin and dennis [TS]

00:23:11   quaid has to go into the go into the [TS]

00:23:14   dream the president's dream through the [TS]

00:23:17   through a wall right he's like think [TS]

00:23:20   they'd get him into the room next door [TS]

00:23:21   cuz you gotta be certain somewhat [TS]

00:23:23   proximate get to the person whose dream [TS]

00:23:25   you're getting into a little bit like [TS]

00:23:27   the plot of stranger vacations or [TS]

00:23:29   whatever the TV show that everybody's [TS]

00:23:32   watching along the netflix also little [TS]

00:23:34   bit of the little bit of what's called [TS]

00:23:36   proprioception the Batman guy was a [TS]

00:23:38   movie reception interception 20 [TS]

00:23:41   interception [TS]

00:23:42   yeah internet it's called inner yeah [TS]

00:23:45   interceptions interceptions that's [TS]

00:23:47   everything we get the levels and spin [TS]

00:23:48   your top [TS]

00:23:49   mmm the world folds over on itself yeah [TS]

00:23:52   yeah like which is a great effect but [TS]

00:23:55   but but weird [TS]

00:23:56   yeah anyway so but the but what would [TS]

00:23:58   complicate so there's the dream assassin [TS]

00:24:01   plot which is pretty heavy and david [TS]

00:24:05   patrick kelly super good bad guy but [TS]

00:24:08   what complicates it is that the [TS]

00:24:10   president is having a dream about the [TS]

00:24:16   about a post nuclear apocalypse that is [TS]

00:24:21   his fault he started in a nuclear war [TS]

00:24:24   and now he's like living in the [TS]

00:24:27   blown-out future world so the president [TS]

00:24:30   the president's already in it in a [TS]

00:24:32   hellscape of his own and then the dream [TS]

00:24:36   assassin' comes to kill him and then [TS]

00:24:38   Dennis great comes in to kill the dream [TS]

00:24:40   assess I want to give too much away but [TS]

00:24:43   a not a super good movie but it really [TS]

00:24:46   up imprinted on me this this geography [TS]

00:24:53   that you can be a the president [TS]

00:24:57   b think you're responsible for nuclear [TS]

00:24:59   war every night when you go to sleep [TS]

00:25:02   uh-huh and spend your whole night living [TS]

00:25:04   in an apocalypse that you created and [TS]

00:25:06   then you have to wake up in the morning [TS]

00:25:08   and be the president again and try not [TS]

00:25:10   to do it a little bit of a peacenik [TS]

00:25:11   movie to be honest and then assassins [TS]

00:25:16   can come into your dream and they'll [TS]

00:25:17   just see my dream characters within the [TS]

00:25:19   dream but it's actually a like a real [TS]

00:25:21   bad guy who's there to kill you and then [TS]

00:25:23   then another guy can show up so I don't [TS]

00:25:26   know that imprinted on me and so that [TS]

00:25:28   though that that those borderlands are [TS]

00:25:33   very it's very unclear what's going on [TS]

00:25:36   what you need to be or not that's [TS]

00:25:38   somewhere in your mind you're you're [TS]

00:25:40   wired a little bit around the idea that [TS]

00:25:42   there are pathways the rogue agent could [TS]

00:25:46   get into a dream [TS]

00:25:47   mm I don't even feel a hundred percent [TS]

00:25:50   that my dream space is safe from [TS]

00:25:53   invasion [TS]

00:25:54   ok but now I haven't taken my medication [TS]

00:25:57   and if a handful of days yeah and so I'm [TS]

00:26:00   feeling a little tingly and I'm feeling [TS]

00:26:03   a little bit story and to slurry but [TS]

00:26:07   it's also because I'm not sleeping so I [TS]

00:26:09   cannot identify what my problem is right [TS]

00:26:13   now there's a there there is little [TS]

00:26:15   handful of problems little of what i [TS]

00:26:18   have right now is a basket of problems [TS]

00:26:20   and so that bag of holding full of small [TS]

00:26:23   problem what I need to do is I mean be [TS]

00:26:26   good i need to get out of here and go I [TS]

00:26:31   need to stop drinking this aspartame [TS]

00:26:33   coffee and go to town hitch hitch up the [TS]

00:26:37   wagon get right to my dwarf a donkey's [TS]

00:26:41   comfort that case [TS]

00:26:43   hey somebody after our program last week [TS]

00:26:46   sent me a link to a to the notion [TS]

00:26:50   indivisible it is an ocean of of a [TS]

00:26:54   comfort donkey and i spent a little bit [TS]

00:26:58   of time researching researching [TS]

00:27:01   small-town keys you a little bit of [TS]

00:27:02   property [TS]

00:27:03   everybody grab a stick for it exactly [TS]

00:27:06   what i was thinking there was a bear was [TS]

00:27:07   a picturesque [TS]

00:27:09   the people obviously the people who are [TS]

00:27:12   raising dwarf donkeys are baby boomers [TS]

00:27:18   right i mean we keep thinking a bit at [TS]

00:27:22   least in my head I have a picture of a [TS]

00:27:23   baby boomer and it looks like it looks [TS]

00:27:27   like a still photograph from [TS]

00:27:28   30-something right they're always gonna [TS]

00:27:30   I'm always going to think that they're [TS]

00:27:31   30 and I'm 1500 a yuppie yuppie thank [TS]

00:27:36   you exactly but baby boomers course 65 [TS]

00:27:39   years old now and at least you know and [TS]

00:27:44   they're wearing dad jeans [TS]

00:27:45   mhm and they're voting for Trump em and [TS]

00:27:49   for the most part yeah and they're [TS]

00:27:52   raising dwarf donkeys right in the [TS]

00:27:54   really good ones would do it [TS]

00:27:57   I mean I i can think of I most 25 [TS]

00:28:00   year-olds I know would happily raised [TS]

00:28:02   with donkeys they just don't have the [TS]

00:28:03   resources by hot and bounce about how to [TS]

00:28:05   take it they buy a house with a good [TS]

00:28:07   that's right big baby that they didn't [TS]

00:28:09   accept our offer for a job [TS]

00:28:11   millennium would love to have any kind [TS]

00:28:13   of us of a [TS]

00:28:15   yeah you know you go beyond the Heritage [TS]

00:28:17   chickens but if you want to have [TS]

00:28:19   four-legged animals that are healthy and [TS]

00:28:21   have the appropriate plastic you're [TS]

00:28:23   going to resources you're gonna need [TS]

00:28:24   space you're going to need a tolerant [TS]

00:28:26   people living in the house with you [TS]

00:28:27   yep and I mean it really is it's a whole [TS]

00:28:30   it's sort of like saying like oh you [TS]

00:28:31   know i won't have a hot top well there's [TS]

00:28:32   a lot of depends is to getting didn't do [TS]

00:28:35   for was that everybody called what kinda [TS]

00:28:37   donkey [TS]

00:28:37   I'm gonna say dwarf donkey donkey ok but [TS]

00:28:41   there was a picture so I'm looking at [TS]

00:28:43   this and I'm like yeah these don't use [TS]

00:28:44   are cute and of course the way they get [TS]

00:28:45   you they show you dwarf donkey babies or [TS]

00:28:49   see your monkey babies look like a like [TS]

00:28:51   they're about the size of a scottie dog [TS]

00:28:53   like this is thing I definitely want but [TS]

00:28:56   we need a special plastic for that movie [TS]

00:28:58   talkies look at these but then you get [TS]

00:29:01   our then they grow up and it's hello [TS]

00:29:03   the size of a Great Dane yeah it's a [TS]

00:29:05   donkey of these are really cute John [TS]

00:29:08   yeah do you see the picture of the of [TS]

00:29:11   the two baby boomers mom and dad let's [TS]

00:29:15   call them in a nursery with the fringe [TS]

00:29:19   on top except there's no fringe so let's [TS]

00:29:21   say it's a friendless Suri looks like [TS]

00:29:23   one of those vehicles for that harness [TS]

00:29:26   racing [TS]

00:29:26   yeah that's right it looks like if [TS]

00:29:28   you're going to do that fancy harness [TS]

00:29:30   racing except it's it's it's two people [TS]

00:29:32   and j.crew clothes and a donkey with [TS]

00:29:35   blinders and the donkeys pulling them in [TS]

00:29:37   the little in the little sorry [TS]

00:29:39   look at the looks on their faces are [TS]

00:29:40   they not smiling and I take you out with [TS]

00:29:43   the don't you take the blinders on [TS]

00:29:45   do they not seem like all the choices [TS]

00:29:48   that they made in life better have [TS]

00:29:50   deposited them here they're proud of [TS]

00:29:52   don't think they're proud of everything [TS]

00:29:53   and again dependencies they got they got [TS]

00:29:56   time to be together when the sun is out [TS]

00:29:59   yep haven't already spoke two-wheeled [TS]

00:30:01   vehicle that they can both sitting [TS]

00:30:02   comfortably and they have a blues club [TS]

00:30:04   attack [TS]

00:30:05   they've got the gear that they need to [TS]

00:30:07   harness up the animal and perhaps most [TS]

00:30:08   importantly they have a dwarf donkey and [TS]

00:30:12   that's what those are the contingencies [TS]

00:30:13   you talk about you talk about get a hot [TS]

00:30:15   tub [TS]

00:30:15   mhm oh boy you don't just get a hot tub [TS]

00:30:18   you know what I mean you get a whole do [TS]

00:30:20   you get the whole camp train of people [TS]

00:30:23   from aqua quip yellowboy and plumbers [TS]

00:30:26   lined up out the door and then you got [TS]

00:30:28   all the little chemicals you gotta buy [TS]

00:30:30   all you can do all the NHD hvac whatever [TS]

00:30:32   you got water you got heated space for [TS]

00:30:35   it and got his own skin step off the top [TS]

00:30:39   all the time depending on how you use it [TS]

00:30:41   but if you come in the tack is what's [TS]

00:30:43   gonna set you back honored hundred bucks [TS]

00:30:45   of a week [TS]

00:30:46   oh yeah just a little leather bit how do [TS]

00:30:49   you think to do you think is this [TS]

00:30:51   ambassador donkey or is this more of a [TS]

00:30:52   stable kind of donkey [TS]

00:30:54   well that this is what we were talking [TS]

00:30:55   about this before right if you're going [TS]

00:30:57   to if you're going to walk into an [TS]

00:30:58   airport with this guy [TS]

00:30:59   yeah you have to make it yeah it's gonna [TS]

00:31:01   have to be a a real vest and you have to [TS]

00:31:04   make us serious you're gonna hold eye [TS]

00:31:06   contact with people [TS]

00:31:07   uh-huh right there gonna be 45 people [TS]

00:31:10   can't be like a tee hee i'm getting away [TS]

00:31:11   with something [TS]

00:31:12   no no you're going to hold eye contact [TS]

00:31:13   with people you're going to [TS]

00:31:14   couple of letters that are better like [TS]

00:31:18   notarized letters and you're going to [TS]

00:31:20   just sit there and look at them and [TS]

00:31:22   they're gonna look at you you're going [TS]

00:31:23   to look at each other in the eye on [TS]

00:31:24   you're going to say this fucking donkey [TS]

00:31:26   is coming on the planet has so many [TS]

00:31:27   questions I i can I don't be able to [TS]

00:31:29   have so many questions about how far [TS]

00:31:31   this can go is now looking at a picture [TS]

00:31:32   here of three dark donkeys pulling a man [TS]

00:31:34   in a very small Conestoga wagon my god [TS]

00:31:37   see what I'm saying [TS]

00:31:38   so so what if you show up at the airport [TS]

00:31:39   with that you're looking a lot of [TS]

00:31:41   comfort and I don't think you can do [TS]

00:31:42   this is a mobility device mobility [TS]

00:31:45   device told by three comfort down keys [TS]

00:31:47   that i need to take on an airplane but [TS]

00:31:49   not back you might feel this November we [TS]

00:31:56   head to the polls and select the 45th [TS]

00:31:59   President of the United States of [TS]

00:32:00   America but today [TS]

00:32:03   cards against humanity is asking you to [TS]

00:32:06   vote with your dollar for the candidate [TS]

00:32:09   that you support [TS]

00:32:12   the Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton [TS]

00:32:14   is a graduate of Yale Law School who has [TS]

00:32:17   served our country as secretary of state [TS]

00:32:20   senator from New York and First Lady of [TS]

00:32:24   the United States in her decades of [TS]

00:32:28   public service [TS]

00:32:29   she has tirelessly advocated for women's [TS]

00:32:31   rights campaign finance reform and [TS]

00:32:34   access to healthcare [TS]

00:32:37   the Republican candidate Donald Trump [TS]

00:32:41   will make America great again he is a [TS]

00:32:45   powerful CEO who wears three suits at [TS]

00:32:49   once all across America buildings scream [TS]

00:32:53   his name Trump Trump he always knows [TS]

00:32:57   what time it is [TS]

00:33:01   Donald Trump is a huge man who lives in [TS]

00:33:05   a golf course at the end of this [TS]

00:33:09   promotion cards against humanity will [TS]

00:33:11   tally up the sales of both packs and [TS]

00:33:14   depending on which back gets more [TS]

00:33:16   support we will donate all the money in [TS]

00:33:20   support of Hillary Clinton [TS]

00:33:23   exercise your sacred franchise at [TS]

00:33:26   www.bulbamerica.com with cards against [TS]

00:33:31   humanity dot-com [TS]

00:33:35   still like there are so many people i [TS]

00:33:38   know young people who would just if what [TS]

00:33:41   if what we needed as a culture was [TS]

00:33:43   comfort donkey ranchers two-thirty so [TS]

00:33:47   you would be there would be so many [TS]

00:33:51   young people lining up to take this job [TS]

00:33:53   all the sudden like what i call for f1 [TS]

00:33:56   soliciting you doing down or if no 4-h [TS]

00:33:59   also for each will become pretty cool [TS]

00:34:00   for apples when you don't have to go to [TS]

00:34:02   caress when you got flat feet [TS]

00:34:04   yeah but you you think about that now [TS]

00:34:06   you sure a plum 4-h club you gotta [TS]

00:34:09   Macklemore haircut yeah right we would [TS]

00:34:11   we we could repopulate the Dakotas now [TS]

00:34:14   right all think oh haha all those little [TS]

00:34:18   towns out there that have better that [TS]

00:34:20   Monsanto bought and plowed under [TS]

00:34:22   yeah you know we could just fill them up [TS]

00:34:25   with macklemore's raising comfort [TS]

00:34:27   donkeys but the problem is we don't need [TS]

00:34:29   them [TS]

00:34:30   this is the thing it seems like from if [TS]

00:34:33   you're within a narrow perspective you [TS]

00:34:36   you could think to yourself if we made [TS]

00:34:39   enough dwarf donkeys think of the [TS]

00:34:41   problems we could solve em like think of [TS]

00:34:44   all the people that wants right now they [TS]

00:34:46   don't want to get in their car be in [TS]

00:34:48   rush hour traffic they want to go to [TS]

00:34:49   work in a in a calistoga wagon pulls out [TS]

00:34:53   three miniature donkeys and so and all [TS]

00:34:56   we have to do is make the donkeys and [TS]

00:34:57   they will come [TS]

00:34:58   mm but you you kind of put your finger [TS]

00:35:01   on it though you look at the millenniums [TS]

00:35:03   today their parents from 30 something [TS]

00:35:07   you know it's an agent destination [TS]

00:35:09   population that they might have they [TS]

00:35:11   might have need of this you know [TS]

00:35:14   well I've been talking about alternative [TS]

00:35:17   forms of transportation urban [TS]

00:35:19   transportation for a long time have a [TS]

00:35:20   mountain no no absolutely no we're on [TS]

00:35:22   the verge on the verge of something [TS]

00:35:24   about to happen and people now be honest [TS]

00:35:26   and cut articles more on the cost yeah [TS]

00:35:28   people are sending me articles all the [TS]

00:35:29   times about Emma like metropolitan [TS]

00:35:33   gondola projects and particulars on the [TS]

00:35:36   rise [TS]

00:35:37   literally hmm haha and I and all kinds [TS]

00:35:43   of things you know like a like a book [TS]

00:35:45   like Don DeLillo's a butt like actually [TS]

00:35:49   the venetian kind with a with a like a [TS]

00:35:51   guy standing on the back into the flat [TS]

00:35:53   hat well that folder with a big stick [TS]

00:35:55   that's right he carries a big stick it [TS]

00:35:58   would be like bike lanes the water [TS]

00:35:59   yeah exactly right i mean turn [TS]

00:36:02   everywhere into Venice how hard can it [TS]

00:36:04   be [TS]

00:36:05   yeah but what as we move on on one hand [TS]

00:36:08   to a technological super super state on [TS]

00:36:14   the other hand right everybody starting [TS]

00:36:16   to wear a like garters on their sleeves [TS]

00:36:20   and straw boaters I saw straw boater for [TS]

00:36:23   sale the other day and I was sorely [TS]

00:36:25   tempted like we're waxing our mustaches [TS]

00:36:28   this is the crazy thing right easy to [TS]

00:36:29   get with basic attorney to Shakey's [TS]

00:36:31   Pizza absolutely and and it's the it is [TS]

00:36:34   the thing that defies science fiction [TS]

00:36:37   like for all of the genius science [TS]

00:36:40   fiction prognosticating that was done in [TS]

00:36:44   the heyday of science fiction in the [TS]

00:36:46   nineteen fifties and sixties when they [TS]

00:36:47   were really thinking about the future [TS]

00:36:49   like and we can point to a lot of [TS]

00:36:52   authors and say like wow they were so [TS]

00:36:54   you know like they had this they were so [TS]

00:36:57   appreciative right they could see like [TS]

00:36:59   we were about to develop the the talking [TS]

00:37:03   broom or whatever you want to something [TS]

00:37:05   that's like did we [TS]

00:37:06   that's funny it was a good story my [TS]

00:37:08   fiber Robert Island or whatever then [TS]

00:37:11   everybody knows of life I've wounds but [TS]

00:37:14   what no science fiction writer ever ever [TS]

00:37:17   conceived was that in 2016 the music and [TS]

00:37:23   fashion of the young people would be [TS]

00:37:25   derived from like up sort of pre vodka [TS]

00:37:29   ville mining aesthetic like like like [TS]

00:37:34   like the early days of photography like [TS]

00:37:38   banjo music and waxed cotton [TS]

00:37:42   are going to be relaxed cotton a former [TS]

00:37:45   weatherproofing that that has been [TS]

00:37:48   obsolete since the nineteen well since [TS]

00:37:50   the invention of rubber right and and [TS]

00:37:53   like old-timey you know like leather [TS]

00:37:57   bottom shoes and like hot behind hot pad [TS]

00:38:00   up like no Sykes for general penny [TS]

00:38:03   farthings in particular [TS]

00:38:05   yeah right i mean who love the return of [TS]

00:38:07   the penny-farthing no.1 no.1 and that's [TS]

00:38:10   that and and that's the failure of the [TS]

00:38:12   imagination right that that the science [TS]

00:38:15   fiction writer of 1959 trying to think [TS]

00:38:18   about what 2020 would be is like putting [TS]

00:38:21   together all these pieces hovercrafts [TS]

00:38:24   and and in fact it's it's not even like [TS]

00:38:30   the the culturist has discovered enemies [TS]

00:38:35   and is exploiting and mining this crazy [TS]

00:38:38   vein that isn't even the sexy part of [TS]

00:38:41   victoriana right it just like this just [TS]

00:38:43   bizarre like it stems from a desire to [TS]

00:38:46   wear suspenders again or something and [TS]

00:38:48   so when I think about when I think about [TS]

00:38:51   the now and and trying to science [TS]

00:38:54   fiction my own future and our future of [TS]

00:38:58   course we're going to say that the that [TS]

00:39:02   the dwarf donkey pulling calistoga wagon [TS]

00:39:05   is the future right the future of public [TS]

00:39:09   transit because it comports with the [TS]

00:39:12   weird trendy like past fixation the [TS]

00:39:18   weird trendy like 15 years of the past [TS]

00:39:21   that were focused on now but in but [TS]

00:39:23   really 30 years from now the fashion is [TS]

00:39:29   probably not going to be like so it's [TS]

00:39:33   not going to be frontier anymore it's [TS]

00:39:35   what is it going to be I don't think I [TS]

00:39:37   think its trains our minds to imagine [TS]

00:39:40   the ways in which dwarf donkeys are [TS]

00:39:41   going to be employed others know it [TS]

00:39:43   predicted right you later now [TS]

00:39:45   yeah because right now you see the dwarf [TS]

00:39:48   darkie and the Calcutta pulling the [TS]

00:39:49   calistoga wagon with with some with some [TS]

00:39:52   aging baby boomers [TS]

00:39:53   and they're having a good time and you [TS]

00:39:55   imagine you imagine the macklemore's [TS]

00:39:58   will be having a good time doing that [TS]

00:39:59   but none of us are imagining what the [TS]

00:40:02   what the human children oh this is a few [TS]

00:40:06   I've had trying to summarize it [TS]

00:40:08   something you think about a lot about [TS]

00:40:09   thinking about the future and what we [TS]

00:40:10   know and what we can guess and you know [TS]

00:40:12   we can sort of make these reckons about [TS]

00:40:15   the date by which a certain kind of very [TS]

00:40:17   specific thing might happen but we can [TS]

00:40:19   never know is what happens in between [TS]

00:40:20   now and then thats that's you know in [TS]

00:40:24   some ways that you could you know say [TS]

00:40:25   something like well you know personal [TS]

00:40:28   human flight like that's gonna happen [TS]

00:40:31   it's it can kind of happen now but like [TS]

00:40:33   how many other like really interesting [TS]

00:40:35   weird and unpredictable things will [TS]

00:40:37   happen before we get jet packs right [TS]

00:40:40   right well hover boards in the airport's [TS]

00:40:43   I mean all the time now you see on my in [TS]

00:40:47   my own neighborhood you see kids on [TS]

00:40:50   those little black pepper ports with the [TS]

00:40:51   weird blue glowing on studying dangerous [TS]

00:40:54   i remember hearing around last Christmas [TS]

00:40:56   that every single one of those dangerous [TS]

00:40:57   they seem dangerous [TS]

00:40:59   well then i would basically they were [TS]

00:41:00   there by as such they feel like I heard [TS]

00:41:02   that they had gotten very popular and [TS]

00:41:05   that there is a relatively small number [TS]

00:41:06   of places in China that we're making [TS]

00:41:07   them entirely unregulated with regulated [TS]

00:41:10   way and that they were susceptible to [TS]

00:41:12   catching on fire is that was the case [TS]

00:41:13   that they scaled up with that is there [TS]

00:41:15   so you might want to just that you're [TS]

00:41:17   gonna fall off of it and break your head [TS]

00:41:20   but that it also might explode on you [TS]

00:41:21   and I don't know I can't speak to them I [TS]

00:41:25   I feel like I feel like it's a when I [TS]

00:41:28   try to think about the future i am [TS]

00:41:29   reminded of how many things in my own [TS]

00:41:34   life I thought were were going to be [TS]

00:41:37   valuable skills that i had acquired and [TS]

00:41:40   what it turned out was that that it [TS]

00:41:44   wasn't that the skill had been surpassed [TS]

00:41:47   you know you think about in terms of [TS]

00:41:49   computer programming right you learn how [TS]

00:41:51   to program in in Fortran and then that [TS]

00:41:55   skill is surpassed by the invention of a [TS]

00:41:58   new language and you know and and it [TS]

00:42:00   feels like a continuous improvement [TS]

00:42:02   and your skills can get old you know [TS]

00:42:06   your your doctor skills can get older [TS]

00:42:09   your legal skills can get old and you [TS]

00:42:11   need to be continually updating those [TS]

00:42:12   skills right like you need to keep up [TS]

00:42:14   with fortran right but it wasn't in a [TS]

00:42:18   lot of skills that I acquired it wasn't [TS]

00:42:20   the case that my skills became atrophied [TS]

00:42:24   it was actually need for those skills in [TS]

00:42:27   general just went away just went away [TS]

00:42:29   i'm going to talk to think about we talk [TS]

00:42:31   about what you've been able to eyeball [TS]

00:42:33   you know what year that les paul came [TS]

00:42:35   out things like that knowing which [TS]

00:42:36   lineup of elo was which here there's [TS]

00:42:39   things like that but also think about [TS]

00:42:39   this time you think about the kind of [TS]

00:42:41   i'm thinking about like there was that [TS]

00:42:44   time in the sixties fifties and sixties [TS]

00:42:46   or four in the end relatively short [TS]

00:42:49   amount of time people with a high school [TS]

00:42:50   education could get a really good job [TS]

00:42:52   good wages good job security union job [TS]

00:42:55   with benefits that would let you retire [TS]

00:42:57   working in an automobile factory right [TS]

00:42:59   and that was the way it was in its way a [TS]

00:43:01   kind of high-tech job but think about [TS]

00:43:03   you could buy a new car every three or [TS]

00:43:05   four years think about VCRs getting [TS]

00:43:07   popular in the early eighties and [TS]

00:43:09   starting like a VCR repair business [TS]

00:43:11   that's a kind of middle to high not [TS]

00:43:12   high-tech but like people need somebody [TS]

00:43:14   to fix the VCR missing cost five hundred [TS]

00:43:16   dollars i gotta get this thing fixed [TS]

00:43:18   yeah you guys look typewriter repair [TS]

00:43:20   place up off a Broadway that was there [TS]

00:43:22   until I took a typewriter in to be [TS]

00:43:24   repaired by him into the early 2000s [TS]

00:43:27   yeah yeah same kind of thing [TS]

00:43:29   yeah I and I and soy i was think about [TS]

00:43:32   this in terms of songwriting the other [TS]

00:43:34   day but I have a good friend who whose [TS]

00:43:41   name is Eric he records under the band [TS]

00:43:43   name cataldo and I think he's written a [TS]

00:43:48   great songwriter and I as I was [TS]

00:43:51   reflecting on him and his songwriting I [TS]

00:43:54   realized that his song writing or the [TS]

00:43:57   art of songwriting is still a viable art [TS]

00:44:01   wonderful art and you can still be [TS]

00:44:04   really really great at it but the [TS]

00:44:07   culture just in the in the in the last [TS]

00:44:10   10 years [TS]

00:44:11   has moved away from a single person [TS]

00:44:17   within with the guitar writing songs in [TS]

00:44:19   you know there are still plenty of [TS]

00:44:21   plenty of examples that that would you [TS]

00:44:27   know like what am I trying to say I'm [TS]

00:44:30   exception that proves the rule but we're [TS]

00:44:34   we're now in a we're now in a in a [TS]

00:44:37   waning of of songwriting as the as the [TS]

00:44:43   primary way that people are seeking [TS]

00:44:47   music and entertainment [TS]

00:44:48   I'm gonna end it waxes and wanes right i [TS]

00:44:50   mean it [TS]

00:44:52   there's dance music for a while and then [TS]

00:44:54   it's back to songwriting and then back [TS]

00:44:55   to dance music and back sometime but [TS]

00:44:57   really it really does feel like a long [TS]

00:44:59   time I felt a certain kind of pendulum [TS]

00:45:01   swing [TS]

00:45:02   yeah and right and right now it feels [TS]

00:45:05   like songwriting to sit and write a song [TS]

00:45:09   with the guitar is almost an [TS]

00:45:11   anachronistic thing to to pursue when [TS]

00:45:15   you have so many options of sitting with [TS]

00:45:18   your computer and making music and you [TS]

00:45:20   know generating beats and making making [TS]

00:45:23   making music but that that you wouldn't [TS]

00:45:28   really describe even exactly as like a [TS]

00:45:32   song as much as it is a sort of scrape [TS]

00:45:35   and thinking about thinking about the [TS]

00:45:41   future in those terms like I think the [TS]

00:45:44   song writer will always return but that [TS]

00:45:48   may be a bias that maybe a a a prejudice [TS]

00:45:52   that I have that favors my own past and [TS]

00:45:56   my knowledge of the past and it maybe [TS]

00:45:59   that's already never does return that it [TS]

00:46:01   that that the technology becomes the art [TS]

00:46:04   and the and every once in a while some [TS]

00:46:07   some twenty-year-old Jewish kid from [TS]

00:46:10   Minnesota steps up in a straw hat and [TS]

00:46:12   says I'm an old man already and i'm [TS]

00:46:16   going to start singing songs about [TS]

00:46:17   hopping freight trains but i don't know [TS]

00:46:19   how many more times that's going to work [TS]

00:46:20   because you love you think about like [TS]

00:46:22   what were some of the golden ages of [TS]

00:46:24   what [TS]

00:46:24   consider songwriting you've got i guess [TS]

00:46:27   you could go back to think about [TS]

00:46:27   something like Stephen Foster you think [TS]

00:46:29   about ten Pan Alley you could think [TS]

00:46:31   about the Gershwins but then even you [TS]

00:46:33   know obviously into the sixties you got [TS]

00:46:35   these weird characters like jimmy webb [TS]

00:46:37   like Paul Williams back rack and how [TS]

00:46:40   David then you get into things like the [TS]

00:46:42   musicals and stuff like that but it [TS]

00:46:44   feels like today that superstar role is [TS]

00:46:46   more like a mark ronson now it's more [TS]

00:46:48   like a producer and I know that's been [TS]

00:46:50   around like you can go back and look at [TS]

00:46:51   somebody like trevor horn in the [TS]

00:46:53   eighties nobody ever remembers him from [TS]

00:46:56   the Buggles they if they do remember him [TS]

00:46:58   know I'm from frankie goes to hollywood [TS]

00:46:59   and yes an ABC and stuff like that [TS]

00:47:01   whereas today again microns and i think [TS]

00:47:03   is a good example where like Kiki name [TS]

00:47:05   that mean like Mark Ronson songs that [TS]

00:47:07   you like as one of the ride the bikes [TS]

00:47:09   around [TS]

00:47:10   I don't know but I know he does this [TS]

00:47:12   thing with lady gaga [TS]

00:47:13   I know it isn't that has that kind of [TS]

00:47:15   become the new song writing [TS]

00:47:16   well I mean I listen to music all the [TS]

00:47:20   time in in different environments where [TS]

00:47:24   I'm kind of astonished like you can hear [TS]

00:47:29   the music was expensive to make [TS]

00:47:31   even if you're just my even if you're [TS]

00:47:33   really gifted and just making it on a [TS]

00:47:34   laptop at home it's expensive to make [TS]

00:47:38   because it because of the way it sounds [TS]

00:47:41   you have to have you have expensive [TS]

00:47:43   equipment and you have access to two [TS]

00:47:46   good players like it's not it's not [TS]

00:47:49   stuff you can program the plane there's [TS]

00:47:52   some of its played you know and but I [TS]

00:47:55   can't figure out what the market for [TS]

00:47:57   this music is it was it was expensive to [TS]

00:48:00   make and I'm hearing it now so it was [TS]

00:48:02   disseminated obviously but who would buy [TS]

00:48:07   this it isn't songs it's not stuff that [TS]

00:48:10   you're like you know get that record so [TS]

00:48:13   i can play that song over and over it's [TS]

00:48:14   you know it's musical its musical [TS]

00:48:19   landscape and yeah i think that the line [TS]

00:48:23   between between music maker and producer [TS]

00:48:27   and songwriter is all very blurred [TS]

00:48:32   I obviously pop music is still churning [TS]

00:48:35   out song based hits but but those are [TS]

00:48:41   being written by songwriters in a kind [TS]

00:48:43   of in a very different way it's not very [TS]

00:48:44   brittle building e but i but i'm trying [TS]

00:48:47   to you know like when I think of 30 [TS]

00:48:49   years from now and people listening to [TS]

00:48:51   music there's a very real chance that [TS]

00:48:54   the way people think about music 30 [TS]

00:48:57   years from now isn't it just hasn't [TS]

00:48:59   occurred to me and I'm and I'm still [TS]

00:49:01   thinking like well the songwriters going [TS]

00:49:03   to come back after this is that if after [TS]

00:49:06   this period of of dance you know then [TS]

00:49:09   that then that guitar is coming back out [TS]

00:49:11   of the closet as it's done a handful of [TS]

00:49:15   times in my own life but it but it isn't [TS]

00:49:18   inevitable and i think that i think [TS]

00:49:22   that's the hardest part of of [TS]

00:49:24   prognosticating certainly when I was [TS]

00:49:27   running for office it was the hardest [TS]

00:49:28   part of talking about transportation [TS]

00:49:30   with people because they just cannot [TS]

00:49:34   conceive of a time when the the [TS]

00:49:38   paradigms change so that the whole [TS]

00:49:43   notion of like I was driving along the [TS]

00:49:45   other day looking out the window at [TS]

00:49:46   because you get out you get outside of [TS]

00:49:49   the center of any town and all of a [TS]

00:49:52   sudden I mean no just a little bit [TS]

00:49:53   outside the center all of a sudden the [TS]

00:49:54   parking lots just gets so big for things [TS]

00:49:58   you know you're the parking lot of aloes [TS]

00:50:01   is bigger than the low life I totally [TS]

00:50:03   forget about that until in there and [TS]

00:50:05   it's like what I mean even you know in [TS]

00:50:07   san francisco and the bay area it's [TS]

00:50:09   nothing like Florida [TS]

00:50:11   I mean there's it's unless it is like [TS]

00:50:14   literally like Christmas Eve the parking [TS]

00:50:17   lot at the mall does not get full the [TS]

00:50:19   parking lot at walmart and Sam's does [TS]

00:50:20   not get full because it is is so so very [TS]

00:50:24   big there so there's so much park and so [TS]

00:50:28   much land that we think of as being [TS]

00:50:30   under development or on you know this [TS]

00:50:32   land is being used its not abandoned [TS]

00:50:34   land but it's just paved and like and [TS]

00:50:42   follow except on Christmas like [TS]

00:50:44   you say and so when you're talking about [TS]

00:50:47   a future and I think in the very near [TS]

00:50:51   future where parking is no longer a [TS]

00:50:57   thing you know if if my predictions are [TS]

00:51:02   true and make the coffee [TS]

00:51:06   I'm do i am no i didn't just just [TS]

00:51:08   curious i'm gonna get a lot of fully [TS]

00:51:09   there it's gonna make sure people know [TS]

00:51:10   you're making a constant oh you talk [TS]

00:51:12   about fully noise like this like that's [TS]

00:51:14   good fully yeah a little bit low back [TS]

00:51:19   the background noise i want people to be [TS]

00:51:20   able to locate and its products that i [TS]

00:51:22   also want to show you're not confusing [TS]

00:51:23   anybody [TS]

00:51:24   yeah did you do you think our audience [TS]

00:51:26   gets confused [TS]

00:51:27   god I hope so i think that they stay [TS]

00:51:29   right with us have you ever heard this [TS]

00:51:30   is these are my four cast iron pans [TS]

00:51:32   right here's one here's to here's the [TS]

00:51:36   third one that's the you know your home [TS]

00:51:40   John set your office pants but she hates [TS]

00:51:46   these banks but like one parking goes [TS]

00:51:51   away when it's no longer a necessity [TS]

00:51:54   our world is going to look bananas to us [TS]

00:51:58   they're gonna look back sees get your [TS]

00:51:59   paved driveway you get in your car [TS]

00:52:02   one person in the car on the paved [TS]

00:52:04   driveway the pair driver goes out to the [TS]

00:52:05   paved little court by your house you [TS]

00:52:08   take that to get to the other paved road [TS]

00:52:10   to go on this very big payroll full of 1 [TS]

00:52:12   people in a car you get off at the paved [TS]

00:52:14   ex that you drive down the paved access [TS]

00:52:15   road you pull into the parking lot [TS]

00:52:17   that's going to seem but Nana's to go to [TS]

00:52:21   pay the electric bill or pick up some [TS]

00:52:23   JoJo's that's gonna seem nuts [TS]

00:52:25   it's not it's not so it seems that's [TS]

00:52:26   already but not like everybody but [TS]

00:52:28   people go when you say that because yeah [TS]

00:52:31   because they got their reasons they got [TS]

00:52:33   well because yeah they haven't there a [TS]

00:52:35   particularly at the level of like hi I'm [TS]

00:52:37   running for office and I think that in [TS]

00:52:41   particular when we're talking about a [TS]

00:52:42   three billion dollar levy to expand this [TS]

00:52:47   system and build it in such a way that [TS]

00:52:52   it lasts 50 years [TS]

00:52:55   we're going to build this tunnel under [TS]

00:52:56   the city and it's going to last [TS]

00:52:58   for a hundred years and and you're [TS]

00:53:02   running for office and saying like it [TS]

00:53:03   may last 400 years but we are only going [TS]

00:53:06   to need it for another eight years they [TS]

00:53:09   don't have to do is go back and look at [TS]

00:53:10   let's pick out an arbitrary time like [TS]

00:53:12   what what's the time when the car first [TS]

00:53:14   started coming around was nowhere near [TS]

00:53:15   as popular as a horse so [TS]

00:53:17   turn-of-the-century 19 even 19-teens [TS]

00:53:20   let's call it 19 so the 19-teens i mean [TS]

00:53:23   i'm sure there were a lot of people who [TS]

00:53:25   said look you know these horses are [TS]

00:53:27   producing a lot of waste we're going to [TS]

00:53:29   need ways to better accommodate the [TS]

00:53:31   waste of horses which is a completely [TS]

00:53:33   sensible thing to say as long as you [TS]

00:53:35   assume that that curve is going to [TS]

00:53:37   continue to go up rather than not just [TS]

00:53:39   go down but go away i'm going to be the [TS]

00:53:41   horse poop mover king of New York City [TS]

00:53:45   in 1920 i'm going to move more horse [TS]

00:53:49   poop out of New York in nineteen twenty [TS]

00:53:51   people that's going to get people to [TS]

00:53:52   vote [TS]

00:53:53   they're going to turn out for that [TS]

00:53:54   because I'm not forget where I heard [TS]

00:53:55   that there's a wonderful story might [TS]

00:53:56   have been on 90% invisible but there's a [TS]

00:53:59   story about anything chicago and just [TS]

00:54:01   the the incredible problem they were [TS]

00:54:03   having with the amount of horse waste [TS]

00:54:05   and one request and i think they were [TS]

00:54:07   just dumping it into the lake i guess [TS]

00:54:09   but it was like about playgrounds was [TS]

00:54:12   the episode like that's right there was [TS]

00:54:13   an episode that led to like why did they [TS]

00:54:15   raised up the building's one floor in [TS]

00:54:16   order to put in sewage but but anyway [TS]

00:54:19   i'm starting to derail you but that's [TS]

00:54:20   the kind of thing where like I don't [TS]

00:54:22   think it's surpassingly difficult to [TS]

00:54:23   look at that in retrospect and say you [TS]

00:54:24   know what I could see how that was [TS]

00:54:26   really awful but I'm glad at some point [TS]

00:54:28   there was one day or there was one week [TS]

00:54:30   where we went from our last idea of how [TS]

00:54:33   much we should worry about horse poop to [TS]

00:54:35   the next idea of like me you know i'm [TS]

00:54:36   kinda coming around idea we need to [TS]

00:54:38   think about this problem a little bit [TS]

00:54:39   differently sometimes got to do that at [TS]

00:54:41   some point I'm not asking you to give up [TS]

00:54:43   your car or hate your car [TS]

00:54:45   I'm just asking you to be honest about [TS]

00:54:47   looking at the fact that it's not [TS]

00:54:48   sustainable for the future and there are [TS]

00:54:50   many there may be better ways I'm not [TS]

00:54:52   asking you to do anything except keep in [TS]

00:54:54   mind that there might be better ways i [TS]

00:54:56   want to know how we're going to employ [TS]

00:55:01   dwarf animals in the future because i [TS]

00:55:05   feel like the axis of dwarf animals [TS]

00:55:07   is I mean like we are making more and [TS]

00:55:11   more finals all the time [TS]

00:55:12   yeah right like the i think that there's [TS]

00:55:16   this may be a money-making opportunity [TS]

00:55:17   this may also just be like one of those [TS]

00:55:20   things where when they look back [TS]

00:55:22   they say the you know the isaac asimov's [TS]

00:55:25   of dwarf animal prognostication word [TS]

00:55:29   John and Merlin in 2008 the it Taylor [TS]

00:55:33   2016 they foresaw a time when though the [TS]

00:55:38   global need for animals that are small [TS]

00:55:45   that are forever young [TS]

00:55:46   right yeah like we have a global now and [TS]

00:55:50   like passionate need desperate need for [TS]

00:55:54   baby animals and all you have to do I [TS]

00:55:58   mean it's like it's what forty percent [TS]

00:56:00   of the internet right is is a is baby [TS]

00:56:03   animals [TS]

00:56:03   well what if we--what if we do a little [TS]

00:56:05   bit of blue sky solution hearing here [TS]

00:56:06   what if what if we stop acting like this [TS]

00:56:08   is something exceptional or weird then [TS]

00:56:11   we'll go away when people stop being [TS]

00:56:13   weird about this one thing and see what [TS]

00:56:15   is what if it's almost the opposite of [TS]

00:56:17   that [TS]

00:56:18   what about this is the thing we never [TS]

00:56:19   knew we needed because of the following [TS]

00:56:22   opportunities i'll toss out one just a [TS]

00:56:23   larger idea of accessibility [TS]

00:56:25   accessibility is good for everyone [TS]

00:56:27   there's no reason not to have [TS]

00:56:28   accessibility the biggest failure of [TS]

00:56:30   accessibility is not thinking about [TS]

00:56:31   early enough [TS]

00:56:32   this is how you make ugly things that's [TS]

00:56:34   how you make costly things if you think [TS]

00:56:35   about accessibility from the beginning [TS]

00:56:36   and stop acting like it's some weird [TS]

00:56:38   thing to accommodate you know this this [TS]

00:56:40   one guy in a wheelchair go now everybody [TS]

00:56:42   needs this for will need this think [TS]

00:56:45   about that from the beginning and all [TS]

00:56:46   the sudden lots of things start to [TS]

00:56:47   change what if in fact and you know what [TS]

00:56:50   a shame on us [TS]

00:56:51   maybe we're being too specific by saying [TS]

00:56:53   it needs to be a dwarf donkey or a [TS]

00:56:54   specific comfort animal [TS]

00:56:56   obviously this Venn diagram with this [TS]

00:56:57   this is heavily correlates with things [TS]

00:57:00   like want to pet the millenniums are not [TS]

00:57:02   going to want kids the same way that the [TS]

00:57:04   previous generations wanted kids know [TS]

00:57:06   who knows he has no we won't get who [TS]

00:57:08   wanted a kid I mean I don't think the [TS]

00:57:10   previous generation wanted kids they [TS]

00:57:11   wanted draft animals and the cheapest [TS]

00:57:14   ones were kids they want to draft [TS]

00:57:16   animals so yeah so it was it might have [TS]

00:57:18   been dwarfed takis all along [TS]

00:57:19   that's what I'm saying you're going [TS]

00:57:21   get down uh-huh my my my my feeling is [TS]

00:57:24   yes right like that lately in it in an [TS]

00:57:28   increasingly large number of Seattle [TS]

00:57:31   businesses when you walk in now the [TS]

00:57:34   restrooms are like gender-neutral gender [TS]

00:57:39   gender open and it is so logical [TS]

00:57:45   it's just so reasonable like you [TS]

00:57:49   couldn't possibly have a problem with it [TS]

00:57:52   because only reasonable obvious and not [TS]

00:57:54   costly not weird there's nothing like [TS]

00:57:56   that it's difficult [TS]

00:57:57   the only thing that's difficult is to [TS]

00:58:00   imagine ever a time when the bathrooms [TS]

00:58:04   were segregated by gender like you look [TS]

00:58:07   at me go right ok at a baseball game in [TS]

00:58:11   a stadium right where there are 15,000 [TS]

00:58:15   guys that all want to take a piss at [TS]

00:58:17   once [TS]

00:58:18   there should be yes absolutely be [TS]

00:58:20   troughs where though where you can heard [TS]

00:58:24   all those wildebeests into a thing where [TS]

00:58:27   they can just pee and keep moving right [TS]

00:58:28   i mean that like it should be a keep [TS]

00:58:30   moving get out of the way situation you [TS]

00:58:32   entered by this door you start peeing [TS]

00:58:33   you keep moving toward that door and [TS]

00:58:36   then you be done peeing by the end right [TS]

00:58:39   don't give up but otherwise any other [TS]

00:58:42   kind of restroom facility [TS]

00:58:44   what the hell we have thinking me that [TS]

00:58:46   they were that they were segregated [TS]

00:58:48   right that mean you can have a little [TS]

00:58:49   anteroom where there's a mirror and a [TS]

00:58:51   sink that everybody can use and then [TS]

00:58:54   just just parties and that's a that's [TS]

00:58:58   like a no-brainer like act access [TS]

00:59:00   no-brainer there the bathroom the [TS]

00:59:03   bathroom at my junior high which was [TS]

00:59:06   built in i think 1977-78 at the time [TS]

00:59:10   seemed weird revolutionary I don't know [TS]

00:59:12   what of course they still had boys and [TS]

00:59:14   girls bathrooms but when you walked into [TS]

00:59:17   that bathroom it wasn't really a room it [TS]

00:59:19   was really more like it was more closer [TS]

00:59:21   to what you see in an airport you know [TS]

00:59:23   where those doors in there's like a [TS]

00:59:24   doorway and out you think about the [TS]

00:59:27   classic let them start let me backtrack [TS]

00:59:28   you think about the classic old-school [TS]

00:59:30   bathroom is there is a door that says [TS]

00:59:32   boys or girls you go inside and ever [TS]

00:59:34   things inside in this instance there was [TS]

00:59:36   more like a you can kind of see it you [TS]

00:59:38   could see into this from outside because [TS]

00:59:40   it didn't matter [TS]

00:59:41   there was a an area with like six or [TS]

00:59:43   eight sinks and and paper towel [TS]

00:59:46   dispensers and then behind that there's [TS]

00:59:48   like a dozen doors full like [TS]

00:59:51   floor-to-ceiling doors that you open up [TS]

00:59:53   to go inside into this your own little [TS]

00:59:55   private corridor you close and lock the [TS]

00:59:57   door he used the bathroom [TS]

00:59:59   why is that not [TS]

00:59:59   why is that not [TS]

01:00:00   pretty much every bathroom mhm mhm if [TS]

01:00:02   you have a private to do you do the [TS]

01:00:04   private stuff in and install it's [TS]

01:00:05   actually private the old bathrooms which [TS]

01:00:08   a lot of people a lot of people any [TS]

01:00:10   younger than us would have no memory of [TS]

01:00:12   i'm talking about the bathrooms that [TS]

01:00:13   were in downtown buildings that were not [TS]

01:00:19   like 70 skyscrapers but proper old [TS]

01:00:22   Chrysler Building style downtown [TS]

01:00:24   buildings or bus stations and most of [TS]

01:00:27   the courthouses most of the buildings [TS]

01:00:29   that my father spent a lot of time and [TS]

01:00:31   I'm not saying he spent a lot of time in [TS]

01:00:32   bus stations but you but the world so [TS]

01:00:34   the world of 1970 which was the decaying [TS]

01:00:39   world of 1935 where the bathrooms what [TS]

01:00:45   decades DK are we actually seeing the [TS]

01:00:48   current decade i like you know like [TS]

01:00:49   right now reason we're seeing that the [TS]

01:00:51   detriment of the eighties mostly yeah [TS]

01:00:53   right i mean you see the garbage around [TS]

01:00:55   you and you're like oh my god eighties a [TS]

01:00:57   early nineties garbage in 1970 it was [TS]

01:01:00   all 1935 garbage all these little little [TS]

01:01:03   old people you know still wearing [TS]

01:01:05   fedoras eating and diet eating in those [TS]

01:01:07   little like railroad diners where you [TS]

01:01:10   know you you walk in and there's just [TS]

01:01:11   there's a ham all those bathrooms had [TS]

01:01:16   marble floors and the the stalls were [TS]

01:01:22   divided by the sheets of marble that [TS]

01:01:25   were like two inches thick right with [TS]

01:01:27   giant heavy wooden doors heavy doors and [TS]

01:01:30   and and porcelain Thrones porcelain [TS]

01:01:34   toilet that were like things of beauty [TS]

01:01:37   everything about these bathrooms when [TS]

01:01:39   they were constructed or things of [TS]

01:01:40   beauty and by 1975 they were like us [TS]

01:01:45   weird a like the marble is all kind of [TS]

01:01:49   discolored and the door has the door [TS]

01:01:53   fell off its hinges and somebody screwed [TS]

01:01:55   it back in with a different size bolt [TS]

01:01:57   and and and there was always a suspicion [TS]

01:02:01   that there was somebody in one of the [TS]

01:02:03   stalls that had been there all day [TS]

01:02:04   yeah um but the sound of walking into [TS]

01:02:07   one of those bathrooms in like that and [TS]

01:02:09   echoing of your of your leather soled [TS]

01:02:12   wingtips like that that's a that's a [TS]

01:02:16   thing that they they started taking [TS]

01:02:18   those bathrooms away they just started [TS]

01:02:19   cutting them and replacing them with [TS]

01:02:22   just shaped bathroom huh [TS]

01:02:24   but like those bathrooms even in 1935 [TS]

01:02:27   could have been like up all in everybody [TS]

01:02:32   in also almost everybody skate well I [TS]

01:02:35   mean you're describing i can think of [TS]

01:02:36   that so clears buildings downtown [TS]

01:02:38   they're still like that we're like place [TS]

01:02:40   to get a haircut to get the keys you go [TS]

01:02:42   upstairs you know it's again not meant [TS]

01:02:44   it was meant for a different time it was [TS]

01:02:45   meant to be like there's a bunch of [TS]

01:02:47   businesses in this building it wasn't [TS]

01:02:49   meant to accommodate people come from [TS]

01:02:50   the haircut place downstairs bathroom [TS]

01:02:52   itself it you know obviously was from [TS]

01:02:54   the twenties or thirties like you said [TS]

01:02:56   it was like being in the Senate or [TS]

01:02:57   something but really shabby and rundown [TS]

01:02:59   very difficult to maintain focus on it [TS]

01:03:03   was in that time [TS]

01:03:04   no am i right there anything but you're [TS]

01:03:07   also talking about this fixation people [TS]

01:03:09   have on bathrooms as place for aberrant [TS]

01:03:14   vice and so that's what lets you look in [TS]

01:03:17   my high school you know my high school [TS]

01:03:19   the bathroom stalls in the boys room did [TS]

01:03:22   not have doors [TS]

01:03:24   oh right if you want to poop you had to [TS]

01:03:27   do it and of course i never would prison [TS]

01:03:30   poop and I guess yeah sure you can begin [TS]

01:03:32   to prune wine i had to go into this [TS]

01:03:37   because that made it easier to manage [TS]

01:03:39   and maintain you could you see people [TS]

01:03:40   smoking need to them fighting you do see [TS]

01:03:42   them doing all the aberrant things that [TS]

01:03:43   boys do in bathrooms so you know one of [TS]

01:03:46   it is like let's let's try to keep [TS]

01:03:48   aberrant stuff out of bathrooms but [TS]

01:03:51   that's I don't know man I think that's [TS]

01:03:53   the fixation is this still this idea [TS]

01:03:55   that there's going to be some dude in [TS]

01:03:58   the bathroom [TS]

01:03:59   who's there to do something with his [TS]

01:04:01   wiener that ain't peeing and so not my [TS]

01:04:04   daughter she's not going in like well [TS]

01:04:06   that's that's such a strange angle it's [TS]

01:04:09   like refusing to go in brick buildings [TS]

01:04:11   because you think your heart is yours [TS]

01:04:12   your mom that doesn't like brick [TS]

01:04:13   buildings know my mom loves brick [TS]

01:04:15   building but it wasn't she has a problem [TS]

01:04:17   with some kind of [TS]

01:04:17   right so many kinds of buildings that [TS]

01:04:20   she has she has problems with [TS]

01:04:21   contemporary shite construction [TS]

01:04:24   yeah but she's not opposed to like I I [TS]

01:04:27   don't think she's supposed to be like [TS]

01:04:28   any particular structure but it's our [TS]

01:04:31   hang-ups in the same way that we're [TS]

01:04:33   dealing with the garbage eighties I mean [TS]

01:04:34   it's our hang-ups from other decades [TS]

01:04:37   they keep us from I'm not incest again [TS]

01:04:39   let's just be clear I'm not telling you [TS]

01:04:41   to change anything today I'm just saying [TS]

01:04:43   like are you sure that the things you're [TS]

01:04:45   positive about still have any relevance [TS]

01:04:47   today and is it possible that the things [TS]

01:04:50   you're so positive about that you things [TS]

01:04:52   still have well is there any chance at [TS]

01:04:54   all at that point of view that's doing [TS]

01:04:56   nothing to make your life better might [TS]

01:04:58   actually harming someone else when this [TS]

01:05:00   is what I'm saying about dwarf animal [TS]

01:05:02   yeah we have a lot of I think we we [TS]

01:05:07   mocked dwarf animals in general and baby [TS]

01:05:10   animals and a fixation on baby animals [TS]

01:05:13   on the internet not we don't viciously [TS]

01:05:14   market it just seems like beneath one's [TS]

01:05:17   dignity to spend too much time secretly [TS]

01:05:20   looking at pictures of teacup poodles [TS]

01:05:22   and tiny little pigs home and spend [TS]

01:05:25   spend a week at our house you're gonna [TS]

01:05:26   come around [TS]

01:05:27   well this is the thing and I mean but we [TS]

01:05:29   all do it right I mean I'm i like I'm [TS]

01:05:31   not gonna go out on a I'm not gonna out [TS]

01:05:34   myself on my award-winning podcast yeah [TS]

01:05:36   by saying that I spend any amount of [TS]

01:05:38   time looking at tiny little baby [TS]

01:05:39   alligators or cute like owls playing [TS]

01:05:44   with cats or whatever cyanide is [TS]

01:05:46   observed killing the whole upset have [TS]

01:05:47   you ever seen the pudu can encourage you [TS]

01:05:50   to just go your search engine and type [TS]

01:05:52   in pud you alright puu because i'm [TS]

01:05:57   thinking like donkeys are good kind of [TS]

01:05:59   big what if we got some of these all out [TS]

01:06:02   oh it's the world a little South [TS]

01:06:05   American dear world's smallest breed of [TS]

01:06:07   deer can you see little they are [TS]

01:06:10   oh that's a very little dear yeah it's a [TS]

01:06:12   deer that looks a little bit like a [TS]

01:06:14   rodent it kind of has like and it's like [TS]

01:06:17   a copy berra who meets a oh boy sighs [TS]

01:06:21   dog o.o see now so so here's the here's [TS]

01:06:26   appears me here [TS]

01:06:29   here we are [TS]

01:06:30   at the crossroads there's not going to [TS]

01:06:34   be parking anymore okay all this land in [TS]

01:06:37   all their get over it is not going to be [TS]

01:06:39   partying we're gonna pull up all that [TS]

01:06:40   all that asphalt and we're going to [TS]

01:06:42   reuse it we're going to squeeze it [TS]

01:06:44   we're going to milk it for the oil and [TS]

01:06:47   and we're gonna turn it into park [TS]

01:06:49   benches or whatever people do we're [TS]

01:06:51   gonna supertrain it all that asphalt [TS]

01:06:53   then we're gonna have all this open land [TS]

01:06:56   there's going to be these little these [TS]

01:06:57   Lohse's presumably we're still going to [TS]

01:06:59   need Lohse's because who what is the the [TS]

01:07:03   chain of stores [TS]

01:07:04   yeah what is somebody gonna do if they [TS]

01:07:06   want to tear the classic [TS]

01:07:08   turn-of-the-century kitchen and bathroom [TS]

01:07:11   out of there [TS]

01:07:12   vintage home and turn it into a thing [TS]

01:07:14   that feels like one of those hotel rooms [TS]

01:07:16   that used to extended-stay hotel room if [TS]

01:07:18   you're on a business trip [TS]

01:07:19   oh yeah like what if we're being be the [TS]

01:07:20   place up a little bit your cell phone I [TS]

01:07:22   new Wi-Fi broom yeah running Wi-Fi we're [TS]

01:07:24   going to us but or you but you're gonna [TS]

01:07:27   order it on your amazon you know it's [TS]

01:07:29   gonna be amazon / low / / AOL / MSNBC [TS]

01:07:33   you're gonna go to get a gig or you're [TS]

01:07:36   probably gonna go to get it you're going [TS]

01:07:37   to say Siri is it raining and then zooey [TS]

01:07:41   deschanel is going to start to cry i [TS]

01:07:42   don't know how the future's going [TS]

01:07:44   but what I've ok but I you want what you [TS]

01:07:49   want Zoey Deschanel to be your serious [TS]

01:07:51   voice you think you'd like that [TS]

01:07:52   Oh Syria is only ever of Siri is like [TS]

01:07:58   Harvey Korman to me in the sense that [TS]

01:08:02   keep a straight face [TS]

01:08:04   o people in the sense that you know like [TS]

01:08:06   every once in a while I'll be [TS]

01:08:08   interacting with my phone and then all [TS]

01:08:10   of a sudden Harvey Korman opens a closet [TS]

01:08:12   door and says hello and happens [TS]

01:08:14   accidentally like no Harvey no back it's [TS]

01:08:17   not your no not your turn yet like yeah [TS]

01:08:19   i've never used here i have never [TS]

01:08:21   employed any of the voice command [TS]

01:08:22   systems in my phone voluntarily ok [TS]

01:08:26   they're just what they're like they are [TS]

01:08:28   easter eggs if the easter egg was like a [TS]

01:08:32   like a 10 angry crocodile you know like [TS]

01:08:37   my like I don't know and then you can't [TS]

01:08:40   then you're like tumbling and no i don't [TS]

01:08:43   use this thing but i but i but i know [TS]

01:08:45   that 1i know that people do is [TS]

01:08:46   constantly constantly matter how he [TS]

01:08:48   right now and scrub doors going up and [TS]

01:08:50   down for two miles away at me nothing [TS]

01:08:53   Siri Siri disconnect disconnect in the [TS]

01:08:55   house of the sprinklers are on in golf [TS]

01:08:57   niner-niner abort abort [TS]

01:08:59   haha but so so we keep thinking that the [TS]

01:09:02   purpose of these animals of these tiny [TS]

01:09:04   deer and of these dwarf donkeys pulling [TS]

01:09:07   little carriages is that they are there [TS]

01:09:11   there a boot amusements there are a [TS]

01:09:14   moose bushes they are mrs. Bush [TS]

01:09:18   amuse-bouche right there lieutenant [TS]

01:09:20   colonel over and we don't we don't think [TS]

01:09:24   of them as practical we're not [TS]

01:09:26   envisioning a future [TS]

01:09:28   well in the same way that 15 years ago [TS]

01:09:30   we never could have envisioned that the [TS]

01:09:32   banjo would become the primary [TS]

01:09:34   instrument of contemporary pop in 2016 [TS]

01:09:39   we are not we are not realizing that the [TS]

01:09:43   pudu maybe is like a real economic [TS]

01:09:46   driver to do ranching a like how are we [TS]

01:09:52   going to employ booze in in a future [TS]

01:09:56   economy that we can't [TS]

01:09:57   even with we can't even picture right [TS]

01:10:00   now but i think there is a place for [TS]

01:10:02   Putin's I think we're going to make a [TS]

01:10:04   place for it and then and then retro [TS]

01:10:06   actively it's gonna seem inevitable [TS]

01:10:07   there it was we were always on a [TS]

01:10:10   collision course with with produce well [TS]

01:10:13   think about automobiles weird nuisance [TS]

01:10:15   they're just scaring the horses [TS]

01:10:18   mmm sure and think about think about [TS]

01:10:22   right now we you know like it's hard for [TS]

01:10:25   us to imagine while what's the next [TS]

01:10:27   animal that someone's going to meet on [TS]

01:10:29   an airplane with them but the reality is [TS]

01:10:31   all the animals the the airplanes are [TS]

01:10:34   going to be full of animals and that's [TS]

01:10:38   going to seem totally normal [TS]

01:10:40   everyone is going to travel with a [TS]

01:10:42   companion animal of some kind [TS]

01:10:45   I'm just I'm I'm I'm like I'm spitballin [TS]

01:10:48   here in blue sky in maybe 20 years from [TS]

01:10:52   now every single person travels with a [TS]

01:10:54   companion animal all the time [TS]

01:10:56   backpacks there was a time when only [TS]

01:10:59   children and hippies and people who [TS]

01:11:01   camped use backpacks right it would seem [TS]

01:11:04   you would get it would seem weird for a [TS]

01:11:06   grown person I think about when I [TS]

01:11:08   started college when I got my first like [TS]

01:11:10   jansport stones called or like one of [TS]

01:11:14   those cool backpacks and i think when i [TS]

01:11:16   went to college is when I got one [TS]

01:11:17   because i knew that i needed when you [TS]

01:11:18   went to college you had a backpack you [TS]

01:11:20   were on the one-shoulder even though [TS]

01:11:22   that was kind of stupid and you put your [TS]

01:11:23   books in there and then within the next [TS]

01:11:25   few years ago it's gonna be six still [TS]

01:11:27   had the briefcase briefcase a quality [TS]

01:11:30   Wall Street Journal folder Wall Street [TS]

01:11:32   Journal a briefcase [TS]

01:11:33   well young girl but now when Michael J [TS]

01:11:36   Fox arises skateboard into the malt shop [TS]

01:11:38   II and the guy says why you wearing a [TS]

01:11:41   life preserver right yeah just fall off [TS]

01:11:43   a boat that were there in the middle of [TS]

01:11:44   Ohio here wherever that can get a Pepsi [TS]

01:11:47   free can keep your tab [TS]

01:11:49   haha i hardly know you get that but yeah [TS]

01:11:52   she's got the link i sent you just [TS]

01:11:56   recently [TS]

01:11:56   yeah the thing you you know this is just [TS]

01:11:58   just another little viewport into this I [TS]

01:11:59   take your point [TS]

01:12:01   so what if instead of thinking it's just [TS]

01:12:03   weird does it need animals on planes [TS]

01:12:05   what if it's inevitable that everybody [TS]

01:12:07   has an end [TS]

01:12:07   on a plane but also what if you need a [TS]

01:12:10   way to get your animal around town when [TS]

01:12:11   we don't have cars where did you send me [TS]

01:12:13   this link here in the sky program [TS]

01:12:15   yeah you basically go to animals sitting [TS]

01:12:16   on capybaras dot tumblr.com and i'm just [TS]

01:12:21   i'm not able to navigate this um this [TS]

01:12:24   website here you know [TS]

01:12:26   so where would I find sensing the other [TS]

01:12:28   way oh wait here no no I found it [TS]

01:12:29   yeah there's the there's a little bit [TS]

01:12:31   okay and no that's really a thing [TS]

01:12:32   animals sitting on capybaras I'll get [TS]

01:12:35   out of Dodge through the whole site is a [TS]

01:12:37   temple you can't make this stuff up in a [TS]

01:12:39   dog there's monkeys on capybaras birds [TS]

01:12:41   eat there's a baby capybara honored [TS]

01:12:43   captain we're riding on another capybara [TS]

01:12:45   oh my goodness there's a bird on Captain [TS]

01:12:47   America this is the capybara look sad or [TS]

01:12:49   stressed out the cab areas so content [TS]

01:12:51   it's so happy there is is enormously [TS]

01:12:54   contented to have a cat on itself huh a [TS]

01:12:57   a monkey on itself a little seems like [TS]

01:13:00   an eagle front so they just they want [TS]

01:13:03   things on them [TS]

01:13:04   yeah yeah i totally agree they love a [TS]

01:13:06   monkey on their back is not funny not [TS]

01:13:08   funny we're trying to get monkeys off [TS]

01:13:09   our back all the time turns out turns [TS]

01:13:12   out we're just the wrong we didn't have [TS]

01:13:13   the wrong animal so as part of a design [TS]

01:13:15   problem part of it is a conceptual [TS]

01:13:17   problem we think too much about how [TS]

01:13:19   stuff should be like really as we [TS]

01:13:20   pointed out on numerous occasions a [TS]

01:13:23   plane is basically a city bus in the sky [TS]

01:13:25   it's very much based on the model of a [TS]

01:13:27   bus [TS]

01:13:28   don't you think are these candy bears [TS]

01:13:30   having capybara sex is that what's going [TS]

01:13:33   on in this line [TS]

01:13:34   the one where they will that seems like [TS]

01:13:36   they're having sex [TS]

01:13:37   oh it's like animals on on capybaras but [TS]

01:13:40   then it's like this is a capybara on top [TS]

01:13:42   of it I don't get a little daily they [TS]

01:13:43   kind of slipped in a little bit of like [TS]

01:13:45   slick and yet it's a little bit of like [TS]

01:13:46   a whip [TS]

01:13:47   oh um yeah like how you look at that in [TS]

01:13:51   the same way that you that we go into [TS]

01:13:52   the Amazon and we pick little rare herbs [TS]

01:13:56   and we grind them up and we see if it if [TS]

01:13:59   it's aspirin right we take the stick [TS]

01:14:01   will take some bark and we and we say [TS]

01:14:03   let you know somebody some brave [TS]

01:14:05   scientists somewhere like what happens [TS]

01:14:07   if you snort it [TS]

01:14:07   well what happens if you put it on your [TS]

01:14:09   tongue what happens if you are I guess [TS]

01:14:11   they're probably not that brave they're [TS]

01:14:12   probably doing it to mice they're [TS]

01:14:14   probably like the mingols of the world [TS]

01:14:16   but they are [TS]

01:14:17   mingle of mice the mice Mengele they are [TS]

01:14:21   legend [TS]

01:14:22   but-but-but so what we're discovering [TS]

01:14:26   and looking at animals on capybaras [TS]

01:14:28   tumblr.com is that God let's just let's [TS]

01:14:33   just say god that's shorthand for [TS]

01:14:35   whatever it is that's just short-handed [TS]

01:14:36   to God ok [TS]

01:14:38   God already made capybaras to have [TS]

01:14:44   things right on them [TS]

01:14:45   mhm we just didn't know it we just want [TS]

01:14:48   to look was until tender came along it [TS]

01:14:49   takes me a spring itself american ass [TS]

01:14:51   when you put your but you realize this [TS]

01:14:53   is something that's been right in front [TS]

01:14:54   of the in plain sight all along [TS]

01:14:55   it's just nobody ever collected it [TS]

01:14:57   scientifically onto a tumblr site each [TS]

01:14:59   person that saw a monkey on a capybara [TS]

01:15:01   thought whoa ratings realize no no [TS]

01:15:05   that's what chemicals are for the only [TS]

01:15:07   ever sold a thousand capybaras but [TS]

01:15:09   everybody started to sue that's right [TS]

01:15:11   every single one of them everything one [TS]

01:15:13   of them was a monkey right [TS]

01:15:14   zerenex said that yeah uh-huh so so now [TS]

01:15:18   we have the data now we know this is [TS]

01:15:20   what they're for [TS]

01:15:21   now that now we know that the capybara [TS]

01:15:22   is the comfort animal for any comfort [TS]

01:15:25   and so if you're if you're helping [TS]

01:15:27   universal universal donor exactly right [TS]

01:15:30   like if so in a world where we're all [TS]

01:15:33   traveling with with um with are [TS]

01:15:35   familiars what are the familiars do when [TS]

01:15:39   it's their coffee break right they go [TS]

01:15:42   chill kappa barrows right so there need [TS]

01:15:45   to be so one of these lowes parking lots [TS]

01:15:47   is going to have to be a capybara like [TS]

01:15:50   not farm we're gonna say it's just [TS]

01:15:53   capybara landscape you gotta go to ikea [TS]

01:15:56   least our ikea and they got a big area [TS]

01:15:58   downstairs where kids can go and go and [TS]

01:16:00   play amuse themselves and they say [TS]

01:16:01   please don't leave your kid here but in [TS]

01:16:03   this case it's almost like a Christmas [TS]

01:16:04   tree lot of pumpkin patch that could be [TS]

01:16:06   full of capybaras are totally happy to [TS]

01:16:08   be there and have them sit on them [TS]

01:16:09   yeah and then the other animals that are [TS]

01:16:11   like hums all tuckered out from chillin [TS]

01:16:13   with my my human host yeah they just [TS]

01:16:16   want to sit on a capybara for a while [TS]

01:16:18   and these are like economic [TS]

01:16:19   opportunities for people that have that [TS]

01:16:21   have foresight and vision and and and [TS]

01:16:25   we're only just because of course the [TS]

01:16:27   humans are going to need the support [TS]

01:16:28   animals because they're only wearing VR [TS]

01:16:29   headsets [TS]

01:16:30   oh you know what that had not even [TS]

01:16:32   occurred to me that not even so you're [TS]

01:16:34   kind of like the elon musk of comfort [TS]

01:16:36   animals you're taking your taking the [TS]

01:16:38   success you've had in this area over [TS]

01:16:39   here and applying into this area you can [TS]

01:16:41   see over here that the others can't see [TS]

01:16:43   right you're taking a farmer you're on [TS]

01:16:46   the cusp of far-reaching vision of [TS]

01:16:48   taking all the things that people don't [TS]

01:16:49   understand and turn it into something [TS]

01:16:51   that maybe you understand because [TS]

01:16:53   initially who rode in like a chariot was [TS]

01:16:57   pretty expensive thing to build a [TS]

01:17:00   carriage was pretty expensive thing to [TS]

01:17:02   build the roads were not very good and [TS]

01:17:06   it was not super like if you built a [TS]

01:17:10   carriage in a in Jerusalem in for ad [TS]

01:17:15   that wouldn't be a very useful vehicle [TS]

01:17:18   there wouldn't be a lot of places you [TS]

01:17:19   could ride in it [TS]

01:17:21   mhm and so we needed to overtime like [TS]

01:17:25   the Romans built these roads and even [TS]

01:17:26   those would be fairly uncomfortable in a [TS]

01:17:28   carriage fairly bumpy because we hadn't [TS]

01:17:30   invented carriage suspension systems yet [TS]

01:17:33   and then over time you know over time we [TS]

01:17:36   democratized the carriage [TS]

01:17:39   initially it was for rich people only [TS]

01:17:40   and then it was for you know it was for [TS]

01:17:43   moving soldiers and grain and eventually [TS]

01:17:45   it was a thing that you could that have [TS]

01:17:47   been a not even I mean even even until [TS]

01:17:50   the invention of the automobile you know [TS]

01:17:52   a carriage was still like a big part of [TS]

01:17:55   the family's wealth but also PS appoint [TS]

01:17:57   another interesting related thing which [TS]

01:17:59   is that each of the pieces of what [TS]

01:18:02   you're describing improved got better [TS]

01:18:05   got less costly got you know better [TS]

01:18:07   quality not all the same time not all [TS]

01:18:09   the same pace not all at the same [TS]

01:18:11   location but roads got better the parts [TS]

01:18:14   for the wagon wheels probably got less [TS]

01:18:15   expensive there is a rising tide raises [TS]

01:18:17   all this carriages yes and now we're in [TS]

01:18:22   a were in a situation where every single [TS]

01:18:24   person has not every single person but [TS]

01:18:27   it is very very democratized that we [TS]

01:18:30   have these like comfort carriages that [TS]

01:18:35   can go 80 miles an hour on the freeway [TS]

01:18:36   that have air conditioning and stereo [TS]

01:18:39   systems and you can have sex in the [TS]

01:18:41   backseat if you have to you can live in [TS]

01:18:44   even um and so what we're when we're [TS]

01:18:48   looking at comfort animals right now or [TS]

01:18:51   we are seeing only the beginning it is [TS]

01:18:55   not it is right now the the the people [TS]

01:19:00   who are forging the documentation for [TS]

01:19:03   their comfort animals are actually the [TS]

01:19:05   ones that have that have the long view [TS]

01:19:07   i-i've been thinking about this i [TS]

01:19:09   actually heard something on the radio [TS]

01:19:10   this morning this is going to the [TS]

01:19:12   Supreme Court there was a girl with I [TS]

01:19:16   don't forget cerebral palsy cystic [TS]

01:19:19   fibrosis but she had some kind of the [TS]

01:19:20   thing where she needed some helping a [TS]

01:19:22   family cobbled together this money and [TS]

01:19:24   they got her a dog whose name was Wonder [TS]

01:19:28   and then went to all that trouble and [TS]

01:19:30   the school said you can't have a dog [TS]

01:19:32   here mr. wonderful mr. first 200 full [TS]

01:19:35   they brought Kevin from shark tank and [TS]

01:19:37   he was able to help her in class but no [TS]

01:19:39   I mean seriously like right now we're [TS]

01:19:40   looking like we jokingly say hey to [TS]

01:19:42   invest for that animal show me the [TS]

01:19:43   license do you really need that [TS]

01:19:45   like what if what if we're the [TS]

01:19:46   retrograde ones here what if what if you [TS]

01:19:49   know what I mean yeah no that's [TS]

01:19:51   absolutely right i think i've seen show [TS]

01:19:52   me your papers and and what will what [TS]

01:19:55   will end up happening is that we're not [TS]

01:19:59   just going to breed for animal dwarfism [TS]

01:20:00   but we're going to increasingly like we [TS]

01:20:04   humans have intervened in the breeding [TS]

01:20:07   of dogs for a long time [TS]

01:20:08   yeah and uh and you know you breed dogs [TS]

01:20:12   for this breed dogs for that you breathe [TS]

01:20:14   some some dogs are real smart but smart [TS]

01:20:17   in in specific terms like this dog is [TS]

01:20:20   smart about herding sheep the start is [TS]

01:20:23   smart about chasing rats down holes [TS]

01:20:24   since mom since I smell smart right [TS]

01:20:28   yes it's a kind of smart it's like it's [TS]

01:20:31   like emotional intelligence [TS]

01:20:32   well they can begin with some unique for [TS]

01:20:33   a long time now they've been sticking [TS]

01:20:34   small bombs they get small for weed now [TS]

01:20:36   they get dogs that can smell cancer and [TS]

01:20:38   diabetes did this [TS]

01:20:39   it's mellow tional em did you know about [TS]

01:20:43   that the diabetes a lil no no I did I [TS]

01:20:45   mean I and I keep thinking that I should [TS]

01:20:47   have one of those dogs because when I [TS]

01:20:49   feel hyper country acta chol um i would [TS]

01:20:53   like a dog just to sniff me and give me [TS]

01:20:55   the thumbs-up [TS]

01:20:56   you know I meanwhile little pot thumbs [TS]

01:20:58   up yeah because you went because when [TS]

01:20:59   you go to the doctor with your [TS]

01:21:00   hypochondria [TS]

01:21:01   yeah you say doctor i feel like i have a [TS]

01:21:04   I feel like when I talk about don't talk [TS]

01:21:06   about my back cancer [TS]

01:21:08   oh no I'm so sorry no Johnny I didn't [TS]

01:21:10   know about that was it smelled by a dog [TS]

01:21:12   well no so so I kept smelling your smile [TS]

01:21:15   your back and making a face like that so [TS]

01:21:17   I I was I was you know I was emotional [TS]

01:21:22   around [TS]

01:21:23   yeah she doesn't do and I reach my head [TS]

01:21:27   that there's something on my back and I [TS]

01:21:29   and I reach back and there were like two [TS]

01:21:32   enormous sores on my back oh no and I [TS]

01:21:37   looked in the mirror and I was like what [TS]

01:21:38   haha and they were your little bit moldy [TS]

01:21:40   bumpy right to begin with I got some [TS]

01:21:42   moles no no I don't mean in normative [TS]

01:21:44   way but I mean you've got you've got [TS]

01:21:46   skin the dangs oh yeah yeah [TS]

01:21:49   all contents you know I'm a I my skin is [TS]

01:21:52   sensitive and alert sometimes allergic [TS]

01:21:55   to itself it's allergic to itself it [TS]

01:21:57   gets a little bit slow in flames [TS]

01:21:59   sometimes if I use the wrong soap or if [TS]

01:22:02   the wrong soap is even suggested to me [TS]

01:22:05   LOL that was now that is sensitive [TS]

01:22:08   you could also also if i don't use soap [TS]

01:22:11   right I'm allergic to my own oils so it [TS]

01:22:14   will get really sensitive if i don't use [TS]

01:22:16   so often enough or if I use the wrong so [TS]

01:22:19   sensitive if UD sensitive if you don't [TS]

01:22:21   that's right if a truck carrying soap [TS]

01:22:25   goes by and someone alerts me to the [TS]

01:22:28   fact that truck might contain soap i [TS]

01:22:30   went up to get a rash [TS]

01:22:31   Oh John that's terrible that's bad but [TS]

01:22:33   this was two giant swords in the middle [TS]

01:22:35   of my back and I was like ooh I don't [TS]

01:22:38   know whether they not turning you often [TS]

01:22:39   enough [TS]

01:22:40   well this is what that that's exactly [TS]

01:22:42   what it looked like it looked like I had [TS]

01:22:43   a I had MRSA and they were the size they [TS]

01:22:46   were each one the size of a quarter and [TS]

01:22:49   they were they were you know it's hard [TS]

01:22:51   to say when you have two points whether [TS]

01:22:54   or not they're parallel or not because [TS]

01:22:56   any or whether or not they're like us [TS]

01:22:58   connected by straight line because any [TS]

01:23:00   two points are connected by a straight [TS]

01:23:01   line to the right so yeah so who because [TS]

01:23:03   you look at Euclidean yet Euclidean [TS]

01:23:06   parallelism yeah writings [TS]

01:23:08   actually if you look at him and you're [TS]

01:23:09   like that sure looks like it's like some [TS]

01:23:12   kind of did you perhaps a shingles [TS]

01:23:18   no no but I've had herpes related things [TS]

01:23:20   yeah well I don't feel lucky that i had [TS]

01:23:22   chicken pox I've had I've had a good get [TS]

01:23:24   stress bumps but not known people with [TS]

01:23:27   shingles and apparently it's quite [TS]

01:23:28   unpleasant so I've had shingles out boy [TS]

01:23:30   and was very confusing about shingles is [TS]

01:23:33   that they happen on one half of your [TS]

01:23:35   body [TS]

01:23:36   no yeah I said the kind of neurology [TS]

01:23:38   John yes i think i think it is [TS]

01:23:40   neurological oh um I i was at a party of [TS]

01:23:44   the day and woman I was talking to said [TS]

01:23:47   that she worked at zymogens ethics and I [TS]

01:23:49   said over you a biologist and she said [TS]

01:23:51   biochemist i'm sure and i was like damn [TS]

01:23:55   I feel like such an idiot [TS]

01:23:56   yeah course biochemist can I was said [TS]

01:23:58   you know and I was like biologists like [TS]

01:24:00   Jen I was just trying to throw a general [TS]

01:24:02   blanket over it like molecular biology [TS]

01:24:05   could be a lot of things she's like [TS]

01:24:06   biochemist dammit dammit so close to [TS]

01:24:10   folklorist I'm a focal ologist um but uh [TS]

01:24:14   but so I'm looking at these sores on my [TS]

01:24:16   back and I'm like you know this is no [TS]

01:24:18   good so I so that I'm sorry I don't mean [TS]

01:24:20   to take you off your so yeah I'm [TS]

01:24:21   imagining quarters are having in front [TS]

01:24:23   of me here [TS]

01:24:24   oh yeah you hang on yeah okay I got you [TS]

01:24:26   I got two quarters how far apart to put [TS]

01:24:28   the quarters and then same thing there [TS]

01:24:31   are five inches apart so almost like the [TS]

01:24:34   proportion of Dracula bite [TS]

01:24:37   yeah yeah except right so go sighs [TS]

01:24:40   Dracula by a quarter sized rattler [TS]

01:24:42   that's exactly okay [TS]

01:24:43   whooping so I'm looking but but you know [TS]

01:24:45   the way that the way that uh that that [TS]

01:24:48   shingles are bicameral or whatever in [TS]

01:24:51   the sense that you you know it got two [TS]

01:24:54   parties lime there's a line down the [TS]

01:24:58   middle of your of your of your body [TS]

01:25:01   right and on one side you have the [TS]

01:25:07   Democrats yeah just say no shingles and [TS]

01:25:11   on the other side you have another party [TS]

01:25:13   political isn't the loyal opposition [TS]

01:25:15   when that side of your body is [TS]

01:25:18   completely covered with like big [TS]

01:25:21   the source is very weird it's very weird [TS]

01:25:24   and it's true you know front back like [TS]

01:25:25   you turn around halfway back as shingles [TS]

01:25:27   me so I'm looking at these things I'm [TS]

01:25:28   like is this is the fact that there's [TS]

01:25:30   two of these but they seem like they're [TS]

01:25:32   the same size and separated by about 45 [TS]

01:25:35   inches is this I kind of either you know [TS]

01:25:41   could you how could you have a bicameral [TS]

01:25:42   shingle or is it something we got two [TS]

01:25:46   different cases of shingles and they [TS]

01:25:47   just aren't that familiar with each [TS]

01:25:48   other or is it a staph infection is it [TS]

01:25:53   in merced you talked about the silencer [TS]

01:25:55   yeah and so I'm so everybody that I saw [TS]

01:25:58   a for the next several days I was like [TS]

01:26:01   would you look at this [TS]

01:26:03   yeah and they would look at ago and it [TS]

01:26:06   was crazy is that [TS]

01:26:07   five six days into this thing it wasn't [TS]

01:26:10   clear to me or anyone whether the [TS]

01:26:13   condition was getting better or worse [TS]

01:26:14   the source didn't really change size [TS]

01:26:17   they just changed composition and was [TS]

01:26:21   like sometimes they seem like moon and [TS]

01:26:22   sometimes it seemed like that but it [TS]

01:26:24   didn't it wasn't it just was not cool at [TS]

01:26:28   all and i was thinking i need to go to [TS]

01:26:30   the doctor I am [TS]

01:26:32   this is a very weird thing it just came [TS]

01:26:34   out of nowhere [TS]

01:26:35   hmm and now I have this and the longer i [TS]

01:26:39   wait you know this is gonna be one of [TS]

01:26:42   those things where they say oh if you [TS]

01:26:43   could come in a week earlier maybe we [TS]

01:26:45   could have saved you [TS]

01:26:46   right um who knows how long they've been [TS]

01:26:49   there and so I was about to make a [TS]

01:26:54   doctors appointment it was it was at the [TS]

01:26:56   point where that my usual project of [TS]

01:26:58   like just wait till it goes away had [TS]

01:27:01   produced results which was which were [TS]

01:27:03   that it wasn't going to go away and [TS]

01:27:05   results [TS]

01:27:06   yeah that is a result and now i need to [TS]

01:27:08   go to the doctors fast because having [TS]

01:27:11   determined that it's not gonna go away [TS]

01:27:12   it means it's here to stay and I need [TS]

01:27:15   immediate treatment [TS]

01:27:17   and then and I'm sitting there I'm [TS]

01:27:18   thinking like what possible like search [TS]

01:27:23   your brain for an explanation for this [TS]

01:27:25   because you know they hurt but but it [TS]

01:27:30   didn't seem like it didn't seem like if [TS]

01:27:33   the cancer is already like creating this [TS]

01:27:37   kind of like our posting sarcoma no God [TS]

01:27:40   like what like I should be sicker than I [TS]

01:27:44   am or something you know and then I [TS]

01:27:47   remembered that I had gone to the [TS]

01:27:50   russian baths and I was thinking when I [TS]

01:27:56   went to the Russian bath is this some [TS]

01:27:57   kind of like spa motion could be [TS]

01:28:02   infectious write some kind of thing I [TS]

01:28:05   got from the from being in the in the [TS]

01:28:07   cold saltwater tank with with a bunch of [TS]

01:28:10   Ukrainians like is this something and [TS]

01:28:13   then i'm thinking i was at the ship and [TS]

01:28:14   it's gonna be there's something to this [TS]

01:28:16   and then I remembered when i go into a [TS]

01:28:19   sauna [TS]

01:28:20   I like to go to the hottest part of the [TS]

01:28:24   song [TS]

01:28:24   mhm and I went into this on and I [TS]

01:28:28   climbed up to the top bench of the sauna [TS]

01:28:31   next to the brick furnace and I leaned [TS]

01:28:35   back onto the onto the bench and the [TS]

01:28:39   bench was very hot but I like a certain [TS]

01:28:43   amount of scalding pain and so I pressed [TS]

01:28:47   my back into the hot bench and it like [TS]

01:28:52   was very hot and sort of sizzled me and [TS]

01:28:56   I was like ah Pierre you know really [TS]

01:28:58   like pushing all you deserve this [TS]

01:29:01   I deserve it like give it to me yeah and [TS]

01:29:04   the bench was held together with two [TS]

01:29:06   steel bolts the bolts obviously heated [TS]

01:29:11   all to the temperature in which they [TS]

01:29:16   were able to give me burn you get both [TS]

01:29:21   burns bolt burns that like were serious [TS]

01:29:26   burns like it's like I was like a [TS]

01:29:28   second-degree burn [TS]

01:29:30   I was sitting there just like pressing [TS]

01:29:31   into this thing home i can be enjoying [TS]

01:29:34   the feeling of like this is really I [TS]

01:29:37   mean I this room is a hundred and [TS]

01:29:38   fifty-five degrees and I am scolding [TS]

01:29:40   myself on this bench and not realizing [TS]

01:29:43   that no in fact you're burning yourself [TS]

01:29:45   on these superheated bolts and that was [TS]

01:29:50   you know that was a sample size that [TS]

01:29:55   caused me to realize that I was I was [TS]

01:29:57   not was not good at self diagnosis and [TS]

01:30:03   pretty sure that I'd cross the line [TS]

01:30:07   my whole life I believe that i couldn't [TS]

01:30:08   die mm it was impossible to kill me [TS]

01:30:11   so far the evidence stands up right that [TS]

01:30:14   if God wanted me dead there were so many [TS]

01:30:15   opportunities [TS]

01:30:16   yeah and each opportunity sort of proved [TS]

01:30:20   you know proof the the premise that I [TS]

01:30:24   wasn't meant to die soon and that if and [TS]

01:30:27   that when I did die was it was it was [TS]

01:30:29   ordained it was supposed to be it was it [TS]

01:30:32   was going to be a big deal and so all [TS]

01:30:34   these little things like owned be [TS]

01:30:35   careful don't slip on the ice it's like [TS]

01:30:38   look if God wanted me to die while going [TS]

01:30:39   to be on the ice you know I'm saying my [TS]

01:30:41   no ample opportunities well we got a [TS]

01:30:43   little bit of time here what is it [TS]

01:30:45   whether times in your journey with the [TS]

01:30:48   bulb burns we think you might have [TS]

01:30:50   needed a little help of one current kind [TS]

01:30:52   or another [TS]

01:30:52   maybe you're anxious yeah how you felt [TS]

01:30:55   maybe your shirt was rubbing up against [TS]

01:30:58   it you couldn't get to a shelf and [TS]

01:31:00   weather anytime where you could have [TS]

01:31:02   used the help of some kind of an animal [TS]

01:31:04   and if so what animal would have been [TS]

01:31:06   useful to you though [TS]

01:31:08   absolutely the kind of animal that I [TS]

01:31:10   mean it was a cancer sniffing dog [TS]

01:31:12   because if a dog you just sort of your [TS]

01:31:15   good yeah yeah I was having anxiety [TS]

01:31:17   right and and the thing is I'm having [TS]

01:31:18   anxiety all the time now because I [TS]

01:31:21   crossed some rubicon yeah we're on one [TS]

01:31:24   side of the Rubicon it was me in and the [TS]

01:31:27   Romans and we were well or let's say it [TS]

01:31:31   was me and the and the an army made up [TS]

01:31:34   of [TS]

01:31:35   like the barbarians to a certain extent [TS]

01:31:39   and car Carthaginian I was gonna say [TS]

01:31:42   they brought the elephants right yeah [TS]

01:31:43   but we're on and on [TS]

01:31:46   well no it was it was Caesar cross the [TS]

01:31:49   rubicon but you don't need you don't [TS]

01:31:51   need a username anxiety sniffing dog you [TS]

01:31:53   know you got anxiety [TS]

01:31:54   well but i didn't use to me or at least [TS]

01:31:56   I didn't identified as anxiety and was [TS]

01:31:58   identified as a as a desire to to smoke [TS]

01:32:02   another cigarette but now I realize that [TS]

01:32:04   oh I'm waking up in the middle of the [TS]

01:32:07   night because UFOs are touching my toes [TS]

01:32:09   and I am pretty sure every time I go to [TS]

01:32:13   the doctor and I say well what what what [TS]

01:32:17   does that mean [TS]

01:32:18   and the doctor said don't worry about it [TS]

01:32:20   and I say that's not what doctors [TS]

01:32:22   supposed to say and the doctor leans in [TS]

01:32:24   and says Scott so I have a new doctor [TS]

01:32:26   right and i have this i have this [TS]

01:32:27   relationship and that I've always wanted [TS]

01:32:30   my dad had a relationship with his [TS]

01:32:31   doctor I've never had a relationship [TS]

01:32:33   with the doctor [TS]

01:32:34   yeah me either so now i have a doctor [TS]

01:32:36   and I'm and we're developing a [TS]

01:32:38   relationship and my doctor is [TS]

01:32:40   six-foot-five he's 60 years old in very [TS]

01:32:46   not not like he's not carved out of oak [TS]

01:32:48   but he's in good shape for 65 year old [TS]

01:32:50   he has a frigate he's a frigerator know [TS]

01:32:53   he like sits with his fingers and like [TS]

01:32:56   pulls on his fingers which i like that i [TS]

01:32:58   like a little humanity a doctor [TS]

01:32:59   yeah he's a he kind of is like a like it [TS]

01:33:02   he probably bike commute you know he's [TS]

01:33:04   kind of hippie this is what's his [TS]

01:33:06   background you think sort of a doctor [TS]

01:33:10   went to med school [TS]

01:33:11   okay okay I'm gonna get about your knees [TS]

01:33:13   and comfort dr. yeah and and so I so [TS]

01:33:18   I've been saying to him like well yeah [TS]

01:33:20   what's the worst-case scenario and he [TS]

01:33:22   says he says there's no point in [TS]

01:33:25   thinking about worst-case in there and i [TS]

01:33:27   said already get and you're dreaming [TS]

01:33:29   this [TS]

01:33:30   can I say wrong the the point of a [TS]

01:33:32   worst-case scenario is to think about it [TS]

01:33:34   absolutely tu tu brute you brute on it [TS]

01:33:36   and he said wrong don't think about the [TS]

01:33:39   worst-case scenario the reality is that [TS]

01:33:42   that there's a anything can happen and [TS]

01:33:45   so why not just think about why not just [TS]

01:33:48   not think about it and I said well that [TS]

01:33:51   seems dumb and he said no the opposite [TS]

01:33:52   seems not dumb things that I like this [TS]

01:33:55   stuff seems dumb to think about [TS]

01:33:57   worst-case scenarios when there's no and [TS]

01:33:59   so I'm like well what about this and he [TS]

01:34:00   said well uh we could test for those [TS]

01:34:06   things but typically we don't and i was [TS]

01:34:11   i was like uh well but this is a typical [TS]

01:34:14   situation because it's me you're dealing [TS]

01:34:17   with onstar Roderick yes so let's let's [TS]

01:34:19   get the let's roll out these tests and [TS]

01:34:21   he was like yeah you know we test in [TS]

01:34:24   there maybe we find something we don't [TS]

01:34:26   if it you know typically you don't have [TS]

01:34:28   any of the additional symptoms of [TS]

01:34:32   anything that would that would move us [TS]

01:34:36   in the direction of thinking that you [TS]

01:34:37   had anything other than that you're [TS]

01:34:39   perfectly healthy and fuck em and I'm [TS]

01:34:41   like well this says you mr. yeah right [TS]

01:34:45   what about all you say yeah what about [TS]

01:34:48   all the potential architects I haven't [TS]

01:34:49   had yet and he's like yeah well you [TS]

01:34:52   don't seem like somebody i mean anybody [TS]

01:34:53   could have won at any time people have [TS]

01:34:56   them all the time but it generally we [TS]

01:35:00   think that if you're going to have one [TS]

01:35:01   it would you'd show these symptoms and [TS]

01:35:03   you don't have and so what I need is one [TS]

01:35:07   of these dogs and every morning I wake [TS]

01:35:09   up and I would let the dog sniff startup [TS]

01:35:11   started my finger sniffer up my arm [TS]

01:35:13   sniff across my back and down the other [TS]

01:35:16   arm sniff down and if the dog is just if [TS]

01:35:19   the dog is not signaling that the dog is [TS]

01:35:21   chill then I would chill like oh i get [TS]

01:35:25   it i don't know there's no no [TS]

01:35:28   abnormalities the dog has done its job [TS]

01:35:30   it can go write a capybara for the rest [TS]

01:35:32   of the day I take your point now this is [TS]

01:35:34   a product that was on shark tank last [TS]

01:35:35   night and it said they got a kickstarter [TS]

01:35:37   for this thing and it looks like a tiny [TS]

01:35:39   little like a spy camera and the idea is [TS]

01:35:42   you look to this thing as electronic [TS]

01:35:43   device and we're putting sunscreen on [TS]

01:35:45   someone you can see how much sunscreen [TS]

01:35:48   the person actually has on because it's [TS]

01:35:50   even like the ultraviolet science and so [TS]

01:35:52   obviously they look like they're wearing [TS]

01:35:54   blackface you're good to go [TS]

01:35:56   oh ok so I I think again I think mr. [TS]

01:35:58   wonderful one for this one I think you [TS]

01:36:00   need something similar here right [TS]

01:36:01   you want some way of saying you want [TS]

01:36:03   your george costanza you want to get out [TS]

01:36:04   of here you you want you want the dog [TS]

01:36:06   could basically give you some assurance [TS]

01:36:08   that least for today [TS]

01:36:10   no cancer or anything is it doesn't have [TS]

01:36:12   to be a dog it could be a tiny deer [TS]

01:36:15   oh you can have that you can have a [TS]

01:36:16   cancer something to do what if i had a [TS]

01:36:18   cancer sniffing pudhu who because there [TS]

01:36:21   are no parking lots anymore right there [TS]

01:36:23   is just food is everywhere right now [TS]

01:36:24   imagine this imagine a future world [TS]

01:36:26   where there's a plague of poodles upon [TS]

01:36:30   the land that's not because right [TS]

01:36:32   because a lot of people bought comfort [TS]

01:36:34   food news although they have a like new [TS]

01:36:35   tree as you think [TS]

01:36:36   yeah they turn them loose in the yard [TS]

01:36:38   and then pretty soon they're mating and [TS]

01:36:41   then pretty soon pues everywhere like [TS]

01:36:43   crews are out competing squirrels so [TS]

01:36:46   that they're like almost like a pigeon [TS]

01:36:47   where you're like a little reply ya [TS]

01:36:49   booty is everywhere i got these putos [TS]

01:36:50   get outta here [TS]

01:36:52   shoo-shoo you're out with shufu do your [TS]

01:36:55   shooting booze with a broom and yet what [TS]

01:37:00   we didn't realize [TS]

01:37:01   amazon rainforest aspirin powder hoodoos [TS]

01:37:07   can smell cancer [TS]

01:37:08   duh and there and they're super cuddly [TS]

01:37:12   so you're you walk out in the yard in [TS]

01:37:14   the morning stretch all you grab the [TS]

01:37:16   nearest budu guna your arms right it's [TS]

01:37:20   also drinking fountain [TS]

01:37:21   yeah just around yeah they're around [TS]

01:37:24   right you just you you don't need you [TS]

01:37:27   don't need your own pretty you always [TS]

01:37:28   hear what you're walking around you're [TS]

01:37:29   grabbing food do you have it smell you [TS]

01:37:31   say cancer no cancer right or just [TS]

01:37:34   whatever like it won't like what if it [TS]

01:37:35   could tell you what is a pudhu there was [TS]

01:37:37   one around the park you just pick it up [TS]

01:37:38   like you would like a lady's purse [TS]

01:37:40   what if it can like smell with your [TS]

01:37:41   foolish it today but would it be nice to [TS]

01:37:43   go like you no wonder if I'm full of [TS]

01:37:44   shit today I kind of feel like i might [TS]

01:37:46   be sort of foolish it you don't mean [TS]

01:37:48   like am I fooling myself about the world [TS]

01:37:50   today am i doing something really do not [TS]

01:37:52   know in the mood just not long ago [TS]

01:37:54   isn't that how you use a scale look even [TS]

01:37:59   the Wi-Fi scale you wake up in the [TS]

01:38:01   mornings down the wife is going on [TS]

01:38:02   you're full of shit what it was before [TS]

01:38:04   and after and there can be a [TS]

01:38:06   differential up to six tens of tens of [TS]

01:38:08   impound [TS]

01:38:08   well that's what I'm [TS]

01:38:09   I think that when you actually using [TS]

01:38:12   literal shit [TS]

01:38:13   well no you poop hmm and then you gain [TS]

01:38:16   weight [TS]

01:38:16   sometimes yeah that's the way that you [TS]

01:38:18   gained is full of shit man i haven't [TS]

01:38:20   tested as much i'm pooping and peeing [TS]

01:38:21   but yeah I think that people do not want [TS]

01:38:24   to know whether they're full of shit and [TS]

01:38:26   that picture that if that were if [TS]

01:38:29   prudence could smell that then they [TS]

01:38:30   would be eradicated [TS]

01:38:32   oh so that's good to keep in your pocket [TS]

01:38:34   in case you ever do get a true life but [TS]

01:38:35   you're saying this is more of a you are [TS]

01:38:37   mortal your mortal type situation [TS]

01:38:39   yeah well i mean i could do it who has [TS]

01:38:41   an existential gesture [TS]

01:38:43   what we don't know is how produce like [TS]

01:38:45   how they signal yet we don't know that [TS]

01:38:48   yet [TS]

01:38:49   right like a like a retriever like a [TS]

01:38:51   point right except it's little tail and [TS]

01:38:53   it raised its little hand sure it points [TS]

01:38:56   at the duck yes that does your duck [TS]

01:38:59   there's your duck there it is so how [TS]

01:39:01   does a pudhu signal either that there's [TS]

01:39:04   an abnormality in at the cellular level [TS]

01:39:06   like a poodle could signal and say you [TS]

01:39:09   need a molecular biologist another [TS]

01:39:13   poodle could signal and say no what you [TS]

01:39:15   need is a biochemist [TS]

01:39:16   oh that's different signals right [TS]

01:39:18   because it's little sense of smell is so [TS]

01:39:20   acute that even understands terminology [TS]

01:39:22   that you get wrong right [TS]

01:39:24   jamie is no it knows what you need [TS]

01:39:25   before you know you need exactly it's [TS]

01:39:27   kinda it's kinda like for like Butler [TS]

01:39:29   talking about the butler scientists [TS]

01:39:32   that's you know what that's the branding [TS]

01:39:33   that's that we're gonna brand arpu farm [TS]

01:39:36   poorly a butler i feel i feel very [TS]

01:39:41   strongly that the way that produce [TS]

01:39:44   signal full of shit pneus see is going [TS]

01:39:47   to be it's gonna visit the sink or swim [TS]

01:39:49   for them [TS]

01:39:50   I like this is the inflection point now [TS]

01:39:51   do we want to breed them as did Jen [TS]

01:39:53   turkey says do we want to evolve them in [TS]

01:39:56   a certain way and Lamarckian sense do we [TS]

01:39:58   want to push the poo dues this direction [TS]

01:40:00   as regards signaling or do we want them [TS]

01:40:02   to just show us here's the way title [TS]

01:40:04   journalist working if they if they [TS]

01:40:06   signal in a way that we can answer [TS]

01:40:08   amorphous eyes like it into knows that [TS]

01:40:10   you're full of shit and it rolls its [TS]

01:40:11   eyes and holds up a yellow card and then [TS]

01:40:15   this is that this is actually [TS]

01:40:16   endangering the pudu that is so [TS]

01:40:19   interesting you know but if it was [TS]

01:40:21   coming from inside the puto [TS]

01:40:22   precisely if the pudu signals in a way [TS]

01:40:25   that is more obtuse [TS]

01:40:28   what if it cuddles you a little bit if [TS]

01:40:30   you're full of shit and its reaction is [TS]

01:40:32   to cuddle you [TS]

01:40:32   yeah oh my God we're building [TS]

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