Roderick on the Line

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00:00:22 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► hi Merlin how's it going pretty good [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► good i'm a little bit disheveled more [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► but that's a sad Sam little bit not arms [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► and put together uh-huh well I say that [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► Oh Who well i'm drinking canned coffee [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► hmmm and it's k can coffee light for [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► example it's a light on for you pop your [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► calories la the other branded espresso [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► and cream can [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► ah I get it I get it I enjoy this so [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► it's like it's lighter in calories [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► mm I didn't I wasn't sure whether I [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► would enjoy my night five saw him at the [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► grocery and I said hey what the hey and [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► there was a woman looking at him and I [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► said we think about those she kinda it [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► was you know my my local grocery and she [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► said [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► kalavaram I said never had one she said [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► don't start [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► yeah and but there was a lot of whimsy [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► between us you know we were shining she [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► should be exchanging something Christian [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► people together [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► yeah they really do and so and I said [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► which ones are the ones and she grabbed [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► some that had some sort of flavor some [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► flavored ones she was like these are my [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► is my Achilles heel and i said i don't [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► think i can go that far out again go to [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► you know it's like hazelnut a pumpkin [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► stat situation of something like that so [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► that I reached and I grabbed the course [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► the full full octane ones i stood there [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► with the full octane ones and the ones [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► that were saying i'm forty-five percent [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► less then all that I'm forty percent [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► less of the bad stuff i'm sitting right [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► next to it on the same price really [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► gonna get full strength stuff [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► all the sugar and the cream and all that [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► and so i did that i made the mood to [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► compromise i got one of each consumers [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► like choices [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► yeah that's exactly true of me and [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► sometimes we satisfies like that word a [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► lot where you are you gotta find the [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► best of the options and you know in my [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► case I wasn't familiar with the beverage [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► and so I I got one of each [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► this morning looking at it in my pantry [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► because the point my plan was right I [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► was gonna was gonna get I was gonna have [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► a full strength one because i don't know [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► if you can hear in the background the [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► coffeemaker is going the real coffee on [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► its way good because a coffee diet like [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► get in a bag you have this bag coffee so [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► that i'm running through the Machine [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► long time ago I told you about the [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► coffee maker that i have purchased at [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► costco and you said that's a bad coffee [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► maker tell me fix yeah he said let me [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► fix that for you and then the next day [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► this is this is what it's like being [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► friends with Merlin Mann a lot of people [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► ask me now [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► what's it like being friends with Marlon [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► man must be complicated and I can't [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► really tell your story keeping the wally [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► give me get my mama wallet commands i [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► spoke area and i said i got a copy make [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► me so that's a bad coffee maker let me [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► fix that for in the next day I better [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► coffee maker showed up at my house to [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► get your cuisinart courtesy of Merlin [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► Mann was a quick learner will do you [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► want do you want to know the full story [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► do you want to always want to know the [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► full story [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► here's one thing with my daughter is [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► she'll ask me a question I don't really [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► feel like answering [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► yeah not not because it's about penises [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► are so she just did ask about testicles [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► last night that was complicated but [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► sometimes she'll ask me a question ago [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► mm that's kind of a long story and she [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► without missing a beat as I like long [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► stories [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► well I'm gonna need a new euphemism for [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► I just wanna watch TV right now up [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► I like what I just I just want to watch [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► shark tank I don't explain testicle to [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► you those men address like two potatoes [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► and they're they're kind of not very [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► good potato costumes and and and mr. [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► wonderful said they look like testicles [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► go mr. wonderful it might be mr. [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► wonderful my been Damon and and then [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► they continue to make then they brought [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► in the scrotum so I was coming [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► alta almost explain the scrotum I said [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► it's kind of a long story and she said I [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► like long stories would explain the [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► scrotum to me i don't know i'm not sure [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► i know the difference where they [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► actually potato costumes or were they [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► dresses testicles they were just [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► nominally potato costume sometimes on [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► shark tank they come out and they got a [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► bit and these guys this is this was kind [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► of one of the one of the relatively rare [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► joke projects [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► uh-huh and these are two guys it's [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► called I don't give them free [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► advertising but basically what they'll [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► do is get you get ya to give ten dollars [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► and they write something on a potato [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► with a sharpie and then mail it to [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► somebody for ten dollars and they were [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► seeking investment i think they wanted [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► $50,000 for i think a 10-percent stick [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► which would be $500,000 evaluation as I [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► Mark Cuban tell you huh yeah they ended [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► up getting funding from mr. wonderful [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► while no kidding yeah I have no idea [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► what we're talking about now I wouldn't [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► I thought mr. wonderful [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► I wasn't that like a rip torn character [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► yeah or a busy place Nixon um I i have [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► gonna have okay idea sometimes about [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► things you don't understand and just [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► knowing how much you enjoy your beer man [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► the world your man of culture [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► yes you got you you let your fingers [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► stuck in the wind yes sometimes [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► sometimes you enjoy your man enjoys [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► being confused for a minute [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► hmm i can tell you more mhm yeah i was [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► in a demonstrated that they look did [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► look a little like testicles because the [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► eyes of the potato kind of you know the [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► humanized funny thing is just not 80 I [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► but yet testicles funny thing but you [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► know I can't explain the scrotum until [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► explain the testicles it's kind of a [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► long story i find myself in this [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► situation all the time difference [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► there's a lot of things about the body I [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► wouldn't want to have to explain today I [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► I act like I understand that I don't [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► really understand I don't understand why [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► sometimes I'm certainly the only person [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► who's ever done this but sometimes [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► before I use the toilet away myself and [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► then weigh myself after and sometimes I [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► way more after i use the toilet [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► no you don't do [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► that that's crazy try it sometime it's [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► really it's really bewitching I don't [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► have a scale in my house I think it [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► might be heir own TV I don't have a [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► scale that's what scale to know that [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► kind of holds the watch the scale [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► anymore than i watch the TV and Wi-Fi [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► and Wi-Fi scale-free of all your shit is [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► your wife a scale click up with your [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► Fitbit yep that works together through [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► the API so there's no door [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► mmm yeah look at the Manhattan garage [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► door up I i saw an episode of a TV show [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► that i think was a shark tank but it was [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► a canadian version i was in canada as [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► you see so that's just super interesting [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► a shark tank is an American import of a [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► british show called Dragon's Den which [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► is a little bit more serious like [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► English bags are dragons den Americans [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► dead [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► it's it's very serious and put the [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► dragon then putting the dragon stand [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► they got to come in to get explain the [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► evaluation you know shark tank they'll [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► tell you things like you know what [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► that's not a company that's a product [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► you know hello [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► I like that praise and cam starting the [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► kevin is also known as mr wonderful [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► things like i'm going to give you the [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► best people that take it behind the barn [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► and shoot it [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► that's what Kevin will say i don't want [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► to know anymore i'm starting to taste [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► the aspartame a little bit here [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► I don't want to get into this but you [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► know it's like michael stipe says when [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► you throw something away wears away [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► right yeah that's right away where's [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► that five percent fewer calories it's in [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► that same taste that's on my tongue [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► right now and I I'm always intrigued by [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► this especially with things like light [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► bulbs to me are the greatest example of [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► this but your coffee that you got there [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► is a good example to like with a light [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► bulb they go oh you know this uses ten [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► percent less energy and then a hundred [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► watt light bulb Argo will you know it's [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► not like elves came into the shop and [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► did that you did that you may like that [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► with science [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► who did they seem surprised to go oh my [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► god we gotta like from you know how it [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► uses to it gives ten percent less light [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► lot of the time oh that's how they get [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► you in your case they said well we [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► arbitrarily decided to put my shit [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► in this yes yeah but we're talking [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► travels this product on John they own [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► the whole text ack let me see here it's [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► got sucralose yeah and sound good see [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► ass Fame so far may know but that's the [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► sucrose i think is what there is what [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► I'm tasting you know I'm very sensitive [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► to to aspartame or sucralose I don't [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► know more about that or acacia berries [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► or whatever I don't like any of them [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► Oh any kind of like like it like it like [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► a trendy new food additive know I'd say [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► I you know like when I first when i [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► first started drinking it I was like oh [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► it doesn't taste like like Coke Zero [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► that's this good I mean you know like [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► there were two days when john john [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► scalzi was drinking a lot of that stuff [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► on the cruise and you know I admire him [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► and and so I tried to get into because [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► he's always he's crazy with the coke [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► zeros and I said to myself this is it [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► i'm finally I've tried I tried diet coke [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► in college no luck and crews are we [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► talking about the only Cruz I've ever [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► been on that the Joker's john scalzi [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► imagine a lot of ya have a lot of these [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► know that's exactly what I just like a [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► crazy person [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► oh I she and I tried it and I still it's [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► better it's better than the aspartame or [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► however you pronounce it or whatever you [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► ask for [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► yeah I prison colonies and chisel [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► alright alright then ball maze and so on [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► the only thing to push down on my head [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► that i found a Donna [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► haha ok I gotta pick through this but [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► you go ahead so you noticed is less [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► sugar in it arbitrarily less sugar [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► yeah no I don't want to I don't want [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► anything to do with these anymore that I [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► could tell you I didn't when I spot him [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► because I look at the can and it was the [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► wrong color [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► here's my peers my pivot because I'm you [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► know this about me then I'll get into a [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► thing and I've had things in my life [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► oh yes i think right now you could [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► legitimately say that for some years now [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► seltzer water has been a thing like that [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► right coffee maker that you sent me was [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► also like you were in the middle of a [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► thing just happened to be that you were [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► buying coffee makers was it that is it [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► the pushy kind is it can you push it to [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► the little tube pushy pushy pushy boochi [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► boochi but you know for a long time it [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► was coca-cola I would drink and in what [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► I'm getting at some people it's smoking [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► but there's a good go-to thing that you [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► return to for nourishment comfort [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► whatever several times a day i think a [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► cigarette is a good example for me [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► Salters good example I think about 12 of [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► these cans a day [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► yeah i'm just always i'm always what I [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► have to eight cans on my desk right now [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► in different states of undress mostly [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► drunk dude do you have things like that [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► because it feels like it pushes up [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► against some issues that you have with [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► the world it seems to me like you know [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► you don't there's a time when you smoke [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► cigarettes and when you smoke cigarettes [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► i think you smoked a lot of cigarettes [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► yeah and then and then you stop that yes [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► and it seems like you try to catch [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► yourself and say leave it you see [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► yourself I feel like I feel like you see [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► yourself having something turned into [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► something you're doing too often or [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► perhaps with not thinking about it and [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► you say leave it is that accurate you [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► trying trying to be the ball [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► the ball seeing you see the ball mhm and [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► then you be the ball [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► it's good to be the ball I've never been [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► quite sure i think a lot of you to say [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► that it's not like people saying they [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► want to be rich [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► they say they want to be the ball I [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► don't know if they really want to be the [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► ball if you have all you have is a nail [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► every problem looks like a high so I so [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► the last couple of days [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► this is a i'm starting to wonder whether [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► this is a problem or not [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► okay well you came to the right place [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► because I I'm feeling super duper weird [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► right now and partly it's because I've [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► been waking up in the middle of the [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► night and staying awake for a couple of [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► hours because right as I'm about to go [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► to sleep i'm already asleep let's call [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► it asleep [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► let's call it at oh I've got a toe in a [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► sleep you know that you know that thing [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► when you're when you're like I didn't [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► sleep at all or I haven't been asleep [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► and in fact you were asleep [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► you know that feeling when you well you [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► know things it's hard to remember being [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► asleep until you're awake but also your [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► fitbit will tell you how much you were [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► actually sleeping and it make you feel [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► bad sometimes what I've noted well so [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► that's there's that but I I often will [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► say oh you know I just laid down here [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► for a second i didn't really sleep and I [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► looked and the clock will reveal [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► actually 45 minutes have gone somebody [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► was sleeping [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► somebody in this room sleeping and so [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► there's but I I have a pretty good good [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► good close relationship with the [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► in-and-out area of sleep right I'm a [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► little bit in a little bit out and [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► lately i'll get a little bit into sleep [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► just like just just dip your toe in [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► there and then somebody in the dream not [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► like a bad person but somebody that I [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► know or that is a tangential character [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► or you know casual somebody on the [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► street will turn and and there will be [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► like an uncomfortableness i will feel a [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► little off [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► there's something a little off happening [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► here and I and this is the you know like [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► I had I had nightmares [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► I was young like anybody I think a but [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► lately for a long time i have not i [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► haven't had any kind of bad dreams at [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► all and I'm haven't been remembering my [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► dreams at all [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► I've just been I i look forward to sleep [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► I laid down I mean I don't like to go to [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► sleep as we've discussed but it's not [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► that I dread sleep I just don't want to [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► have to stop being awake but it's not i [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► go what awaits me you know it's the it's [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► the babadook or whatever who's out who I [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► don't want any bad times like it's not [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► like that i just like i enjoy sleeping [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► but lately there will be like [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► a-something the jars me from within the [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► dream space so you become sort of [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► self-aware these are in a dream and it's [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► time to go well and then i but then i [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► get up i get a panicky feeling within [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► the dream and then I come out of the [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► half of sleep place in a kind of like [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► panic that feels a little bit like if [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► you put baking soda and vinegar together [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► like haha you know he accidentally make [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► a dream volcano I make a dream volcano [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► when i pop up my pop up out of sleep but [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► then I'm like I'm breathing fast and i'm [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► highly highly suggestible [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► uh-uh is I'm highly suggestible of [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► causality of that feeling in the sense [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► that i know that it is a reason that [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► happened [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► yeah okay and i think there's a reason [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► in the real world that had happened [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► alright i don't i don't think that there [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► is right i mean if I'm thinking about it [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► it's like oh you got into a dream weird [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► dream place and then you got into a [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► strange panic and now you're awake like [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► roll over and go back to sleep okay but [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► I'm suggest a bull and have been for now [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► that in fact there was either a new foe [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► in my room trying to touch me and that's [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► what caused me to jump out of sleep or [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► that was no is that still occasionally [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► still happen that UFOs come in the night [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► you look for the anchorman [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► um well the thing is I have I have I [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► have a sponge these yarns to myself such [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► that i have created i think a lifetime [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► susceptibility to my own goof [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► uh-huh which is like if you are afraid [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► of ghosts then yes ghosts exist because [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► you are afraid of them [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► you're creating them if you're seeing [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► them right and you're seeing angels in [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► the architecture and you're seeing UFOs [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► in the closet and that that's real the [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► clothes in the closet [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► no no I'm not being facetious I am I [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► mean we're pattern matching things and [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► it only takes a little bit of some kind [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► of emotional or intellectual fuel to [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► have you start seeing your noticing [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► things in certain ways I think everybody [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► does that [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► yeah and-and-and so i have i've dug a [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► little trench in my imagination that [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► where where I attribute my panic to one [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► of these various causes either like [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► ghouls or a kind of generalized the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► devilment yeah but there's a third man [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► not to be you know that's right so yeah [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► I bet there's something there's some [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► kind of an external ish thing that's [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► causing that to happen [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► yeah and so then I can't I can't [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► immediately roll over and go back to [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► sleep because I'm I'm hyperventilating a [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► little bit and I'm searching the room [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► and I'm saying OK a is there a new foe [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► who has come to touch me but then run [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► away like a child like alien that [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► doesn't want to reveal itself that isn't [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► ready to say that isn't ready to greet [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► me on the international stage like you [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► know like a like a dignitary but it's [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► just like more mischievous yeah sneaking [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► into my house the villain island and [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► tickling my feet making me waking me up [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► from a dream [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► yeah that seems like a dumb thing for an [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► alien to do but they're being screwed up [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► all yeah [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► or is it that even though i've been [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► living in this house for 10 years [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► it's suddenly haunted haunted by the [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► haunted by the googles uh-huh of of the [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► 10,000 Civil War soldiers that never [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► ever marched through this erica mhm or [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► uh or something else is it is a [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► premonition is it so for forever reason [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► then I lay in bed awake and this is this [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► only been happening very recently never [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► played me but uh the last couple of days [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► I I ran out of my medicine my medication [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► and I stopped and I was like oh I gotta [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► go to the drugstore and get that stuff [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► and then I forgot that day and then the [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► next day I forgot [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► and so now that stuff a little strange [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► system for a little while but it starts [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► at life in its way out [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► yeah right half-life who and so I'm I'm [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► feeling did you remember the movie [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► dreamscape not really what is what [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► happened to them [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► well dreamscape was a movie from the [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► nineteen eighties mid-nineteen eighties [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► which sort of our hour a day for [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► cultural references [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► yeah and stars a little guy you might [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► remember by the name dennis quaid ok [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► Capshaw nothing wrong with that and um [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► and so you know it's got max ones sido [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► in it [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► Christopher Plummer and Christopher [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► Plummer who was a captain's on trap [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► yeah that's right but um it was a movie [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► about like Cold War paranoia and he [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► could go into the dreams right he was it [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► was like all those all those movies like [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► inner space or the movies at the time [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► where people were treating themselves [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► down and going into the bloodstream in a [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► little submarine under you know it was [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► like a science science thriller where [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► where there's interspace also featuring [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► dennis quaid oh interesting huh IC well [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► um yes interesting what do you think [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► that it is there a connection do you [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► think I think we're going to me find one [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► uh so and you're familiar with the [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► familiar with the the actor david [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► patrick kelly maybe from the movie The [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► Warrior's he was in 48 hours how that [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► guy [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► the guy sure he played a lot of bad guy [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► oh yeah look at that guy so he is the [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► bad guy in the in this movie [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► he's a pisa he is a assassin who goes [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► into the dream of the president because [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► he's gonna kill him in the dream [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► ok and then in the real world space the [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► president will appear to have just had a [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► heart attack in his sleep [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► oh that's good but in fact he's been [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► killed by a dream assassin and dennis [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► quaid has to go into the go into the [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► dream the president's dream through the [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► through a wall right he's like think [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► they'd get him into the room next door [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► cuz you gotta be certain somewhat [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► proximate get to the person whose dream [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► you're getting into a little bit like [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► the plot of stranger vacations or [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► whatever the TV show that everybody's [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► watching along the netflix also little [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► bit of the little bit of what's called [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► proprioception the Batman guy was a [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► movie reception interception 20 [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► interception [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► yeah internet it's called inner yeah [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► interceptions interceptions that's [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► everything we get the levels and spin [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► your top [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► mmm the world folds over on itself yeah [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► yeah like which is a great effect but [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► but but weird [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► yeah anyway so but the but what would [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► complicate so there's the dream assassin [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► plot which is pretty heavy and david [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► patrick kelly super good bad guy but [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► what complicates it is that the [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► president is having a dream about the [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► about a post nuclear apocalypse that is [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► his fault he started in a nuclear war [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► and now he's like living in the [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► blown-out future world so the president [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► the president's already in it in a [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► hellscape of his own and then the dream [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► assassin' comes to kill him and then [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► Dennis great comes in to kill the dream [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► assess I want to give too much away but [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► a not a super good movie but it really [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► up imprinted on me this this geography [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► that you can be a the president [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► b think you're responsible for nuclear [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► war every night when you go to sleep [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► uh-huh and spend your whole night living [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► in an apocalypse that you created and [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► then you have to wake up in the morning [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► and be the president again and try not [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► to do it a little bit of a peacenik [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► movie to be honest and then assassins [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► can come into your dream and they'll [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► just see my dream characters within the [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► dream but it's actually a like a real [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► bad guy who's there to kill you and then [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► then another guy can show up so I don't [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► know that imprinted on me and so that [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► though that that those borderlands are [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► very it's very unclear what's going on [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► what you need to be or not that's [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► somewhere in your mind you're you're [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► wired a little bit around the idea that [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► there are pathways the rogue agent could [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► get into a dream [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► mm I don't even feel a hundred percent [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► that my dream space is safe from [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► invasion [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► ok but now I haven't taken my medication [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► and if a handful of days yeah and so I'm [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► feeling a little tingly and I'm feeling [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► a little bit story and to slurry but [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► it's also because I'm not sleeping so I [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► cannot identify what my problem is right [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► now there's a there there is little [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► handful of problems little of what i [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► have right now is a basket of problems [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► and so that bag of holding full of small [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► problem what I need to do is I mean be [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► good i need to get out of here and go I [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► need to stop drinking this aspartame [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► coffee and go to town hitch hitch up the [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► wagon get right to my dwarf a donkey's [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► comfort that case [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► hey somebody after our program last week [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► sent me a link to a to the notion [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► indivisible it is an ocean of of a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► comfort donkey and i spent a little bit [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► of time researching researching [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► small-town keys you a little bit of [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► property [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► everybody grab a stick for it exactly [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► what i was thinking there was a bear was [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► a picturesque [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► the people obviously the people who are [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► raising dwarf donkeys are baby boomers [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► right i mean we keep thinking a bit at [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► least in my head I have a picture of a [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► baby boomer and it looks like it looks [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► like a still photograph from [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► 30-something right they're always gonna [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► I'm always going to think that they're [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► 30 and I'm 1500 a yuppie yuppie thank [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► you exactly but baby boomers course 65 [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► years old now and at least you know and [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► they're wearing dad jeans [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► mhm and they're voting for Trump em and [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► for the most part yeah and they're [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► raising dwarf donkeys right in the [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► really good ones would do it [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► I mean I i can think of I most 25 [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► year-olds I know would happily raised [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► with donkeys they just don't have the [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► resources by hot and bounce about how to [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► take it they buy a house with a good [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► that's right big baby that they didn't [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► accept our offer for a job [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► millennium would love to have any kind [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► of us of a [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► yeah you know you go beyond the Heritage [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► chickens but if you want to have [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► four-legged animals that are healthy and [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► have the appropriate plastic you're [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► going to resources you're gonna need [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► space you're going to need a tolerant [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► people living in the house with you [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► yep and I mean it really is it's a whole [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► it's sort of like saying like oh you [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► know i won't have a hot top well there's [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► a lot of depends is to getting didn't do [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► for was that everybody called what kinda [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► donkey [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► I'm gonna say dwarf donkey donkey ok but [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► there was a picture so I'm looking at [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► this and I'm like yeah these don't use [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► are cute and of course the way they get [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► you they show you dwarf donkey babies or [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► see your monkey babies look like a like [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► they're about the size of a scottie dog [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► like this is thing I definitely want but [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► we need a special plastic for that movie [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► talkies look at these but then you get [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► our then they grow up and it's hello [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► the size of a Great Dane yeah it's a [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► donkey of these are really cute John [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► yeah do you see the picture of the of [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► the two baby boomers mom and dad let's [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► call them in a nursery with the fringe [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► on top except there's no fringe so let's [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► say it's a friendless Suri looks like [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► one of those vehicles for that harness [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► racing [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► yeah that's right it looks like if [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► you're going to do that fancy harness [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► racing except it's it's it's two people [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► and j.crew clothes and a donkey with [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► blinders and the donkeys pulling them in [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► the little in the little sorry [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► look at the looks on their faces are [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► they not smiling and I take you out with [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► the don't you take the blinders on [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► do they not seem like all the choices [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► that they made in life better have [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► deposited them here they're proud of [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► don't think they're proud of everything [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► and again dependencies they got they got [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► time to be together when the sun is out [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► yep haven't already spoke two-wheeled [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► vehicle that they can both sitting [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► comfortably and they have a blues club [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► attack [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► they've got the gear that they need to [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► harness up the animal and perhaps most [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► importantly they have a dwarf donkey and [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► that's what those are the contingencies [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► you talk about you talk about get a hot [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► tub [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► mhm oh boy you don't just get a hot tub [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► you know what I mean you get a whole do [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► you get the whole camp train of people [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► from aqua quip yellowboy and plumbers [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► lined up out the door and then you got [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► all the little chemicals you gotta buy [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► all you can do all the NHD hvac whatever [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► you got water you got heated space for [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► it and got his own skin step off the top [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► all the time depending on how you use it [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► but if you come in the tack is what's [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► gonna set you back honored hundred bucks [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► of a week [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► oh yeah just a little leather bit how do [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► you think to do you think is this [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► ambassador donkey or is this more of a [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► stable kind of donkey [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► well that this is what we were talking [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► about this before right if you're going [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► to if you're going to walk into an [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► airport with this guy [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► yeah you have to make it yeah it's gonna [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► have to be a a real vest and you have to [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► make us serious you're gonna hold eye [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► contact with people [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► uh-huh right there gonna be 45 people [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► can't be like a tee hee i'm getting away [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► with something [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► no no you're going to hold eye contact [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► with people you're going to [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► couple of letters that are better like [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► notarized letters and you're going to [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► just sit there and look at them and [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► they're gonna look at you you're going [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► to look at each other in the eye on [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► you're going to say this fucking donkey [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► is coming on the planet has so many [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► questions I i can I don't be able to [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► have so many questions about how far [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► this can go is now looking at a picture [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► here of three dark donkeys pulling a man [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► in a very small Conestoga wagon my god [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► see what I'm saying [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► so so what if you show up at the airport [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► with that you're looking a lot of [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► comfort and I don't think you can do [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► this is a mobility device mobility [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► device told by three comfort down keys [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► that i need to take on an airplane but [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► not back you might feel this November we [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► head to the polls and select the 45th [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► President of the United States of [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► America but today [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► cards against humanity is asking you to [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► vote with your dollar for the candidate [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► that you support [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► the Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► is a graduate of Yale Law School who has [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► served our country as secretary of state [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► senator from New York and First Lady of [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► the United States in her decades of [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► public service [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► she has tirelessly advocated for women's [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► rights campaign finance reform and [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► access to healthcare [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► the Republican candidate Donald Trump [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► will make America great again he is a [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► powerful CEO who wears three suits at [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► once all across America buildings scream [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► his name Trump Trump he always knows [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► what time it is [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► Donald Trump is a huge man who lives in [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► a golf course at the end of this [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► promotion cards against humanity will [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► tally up the sales of both packs and [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► depending on which back gets more [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► support we will donate all the money in [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► support of Hillary Clinton [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► exercise your sacred franchise at [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► www.bulbamerica.com with cards against [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► humanity dot-com [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► still like there are so many people i [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► know young people who would just if what [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► if what we needed as a culture was [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► comfort donkey ranchers two-thirty so [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► you would be there would be so many [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► young people lining up to take this job [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► all the sudden like what i call for f1 [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► soliciting you doing down or if no 4-h [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► also for each will become pretty cool [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► for apples when you don't have to go to [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► caress when you got flat feet [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► yeah but you you think about that now [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► you sure a plum 4-h club you gotta [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► Macklemore haircut yeah right we would [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► we we could repopulate the Dakotas now [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► right all think oh haha all those little [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► towns out there that have better that [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► Monsanto bought and plowed under [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► yeah you know we could just fill them up [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► with macklemore's raising comfort [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► donkeys but the problem is we don't need [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► this is the thing it seems like from if [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► you're within a narrow perspective you [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► you could think to yourself if we made [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► enough dwarf donkeys think of the [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► problems we could solve em like think of [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► all the people that wants right now they [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► don't want to get in their car be in [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► rush hour traffic they want to go to [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► work in a in a calistoga wagon pulls out [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► three miniature donkeys and so and all [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► we have to do is make the donkeys and [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► they will come [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► mm but you you kind of put your finger [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► on it though you look at the millenniums [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► today their parents from 30 something [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► you know it's an agent destination [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► population that they might have they [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► might have need of this you know [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► well I've been talking about alternative [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► forms of transportation urban [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► transportation for a long time have a [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► mountain no no absolutely no we're on [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► the verge on the verge of something [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► about to happen and people now be honest [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► and cut articles more on the cost yeah [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► people are sending me articles all the [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► times about Emma like metropolitan [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► gondola projects and particulars on the [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► rise [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► literally hmm haha and I and all kinds [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► of things you know like a like a book [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► like Don DeLillo's a butt like actually [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► the venetian kind with a with a like a [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► guy standing on the back into the flat [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► hat well that folder with a big stick [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► that's right he carries a big stick it [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► would be like bike lanes the water [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► yeah exactly right i mean turn [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► everywhere into Venice how hard can it [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► be [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► yeah but what as we move on on one hand [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► to a technological super super state on [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► the other hand right everybody starting [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► to wear a like garters on their sleeves [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► and straw boaters I saw straw boater for [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► sale the other day and I was sorely [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► tempted like we're waxing our mustaches [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► this is the crazy thing right easy to [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► get with basic attorney to Shakey's [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► Pizza absolutely and and it's the it is [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► the thing that defies science fiction [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► like for all of the genius science [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► fiction prognosticating that was done in [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► the heyday of science fiction in the [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► nineteen fifties and sixties when they [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► were really thinking about the future [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► like and we can point to a lot of [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► authors and say like wow they were so [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► you know like they had this they were so [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► appreciative right they could see like [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► we were about to develop the the talking [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► broom or whatever you want to something [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► that's like did we [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► that's funny it was a good story my [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► fiber Robert Island or whatever then [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► everybody knows of life I've wounds but [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► what no science fiction writer ever ever [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► conceived was that in 2016 the music and [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► fashion of the young people would be [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► derived from like up sort of pre vodka [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► ville mining aesthetic like like like [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► like the early days of photography like [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► banjo music and waxed cotton [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► are going to be relaxed cotton a former [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► weatherproofing that that has been [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► obsolete since the nineteen well since [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► the invention of rubber right and and [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► like old-timey you know like leather [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► bottom shoes and like hot behind hot pad [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► up like no Sykes for general penny [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► farthings in particular [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► yeah right i mean who love the return of [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► the penny-farthing no.1 no.1 and that's [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► that and and that's the failure of the [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► imagination right that that the science [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► fiction writer of 1959 trying to think [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► about what 2020 would be is like putting [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► together all these pieces hovercrafts [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► and and in fact it's it's not even like [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► the the culturist has discovered enemies [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► and is exploiting and mining this crazy [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► vein that isn't even the sexy part of [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► victoriana right it just like this just [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► bizarre like it stems from a desire to [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► wear suspenders again or something and [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► so when I think about when I think about [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► the now and and trying to science [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► fiction my own future and our future of [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► course we're going to say that the that [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► the dwarf donkey pulling calistoga wagon [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► is the future right the future of public [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► transit because it comports with the [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► weird trendy like past fixation the [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► weird trendy like 15 years of the past [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► that were focused on now but in but [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► really 30 years from now the fashion is [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► probably not going to be like so it's [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► not going to be frontier anymore it's [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► what is it going to be I don't think I [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► think its trains our minds to imagine [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► the ways in which dwarf donkeys are [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► going to be employed others know it [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► predicted right you later now [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► yeah because right now you see the dwarf [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► darkie and the Calcutta pulling the [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► calistoga wagon with with some with some [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► aging baby boomers [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► and they're having a good time and you [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► imagine you imagine the macklemore's [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► will be having a good time doing that [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► but none of us are imagining what the [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► what the human children oh this is a few [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► I've had trying to summarize it [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► something you think about a lot about [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► thinking about the future and what we [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► know and what we can guess and you know [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► we can sort of make these reckons about [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► the date by which a certain kind of very [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► specific thing might happen but we can [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► never know is what happens in between [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► now and then thats that's you know in [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► some ways that you could you know say [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► something like well you know personal [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► human flight like that's gonna happen [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► it's it can kind of happen now but like [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► how many other like really interesting [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► weird and unpredictable things will [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► happen before we get jet packs right [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► right well hover boards in the airport's [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► I mean all the time now you see on my in [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► my own neighborhood you see kids on [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► those little black pepper ports with the [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► weird blue glowing on studying dangerous [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► i remember hearing around last Christmas [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► that every single one of those dangerous [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► they seem dangerous [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► well then i would basically they were [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► there by as such they feel like I heard [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► that they had gotten very popular and [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► that there is a relatively small number [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► of places in China that we're making [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► them entirely unregulated with regulated [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► way and that they were susceptible to [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► catching on fire is that was the case [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► that they scaled up with that is there [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► so you might want to just that you're [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► gonna fall off of it and break your head [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► but that it also might explode on you [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► and I don't know I can't speak to them I [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► I feel like I feel like it's a when I [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► try to think about the future i am [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► reminded of how many things in my own [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► life I thought were were going to be [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► valuable skills that i had acquired and [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► what it turned out was that that it [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► wasn't that the skill had been surpassed [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► you know you think about in terms of [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► computer programming right you learn how [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► to program in in Fortran and then that [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► skill is surpassed by the invention of a [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► new language and you know and and it [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► feels like a continuous improvement [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► and your skills can get old you know [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► your your doctor skills can get older [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► your legal skills can get old and you [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► need to be continually updating those [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► skills right like you need to keep up [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► with fortran right but it wasn't in a [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► lot of skills that I acquired it wasn't [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► the case that my skills became atrophied [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► it was actually need for those skills in [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► general just went away just went away [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► i'm going to talk to think about we talk [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► about what you've been able to eyeball [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► you know what year that les paul came [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► out things like that knowing which [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► lineup of elo was which here there's [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► things like that but also think about [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► this time you think about the kind of [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► i'm thinking about like there was that [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► time in the sixties fifties and sixties [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► or four in the end relatively short [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► amount of time people with a high school [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► education could get a really good job [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► good wages good job security union job [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► with benefits that would let you retire [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► working in an automobile factory right [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► and that was the way it was in its way a [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► kind of high-tech job but think about [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► you could buy a new car every three or [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► four years think about VCRs getting [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► popular in the early eighties and [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► starting like a VCR repair business [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► that's a kind of middle to high not [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► high-tech but like people need somebody [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► to fix the VCR missing cost five hundred [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► dollars i gotta get this thing fixed [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► yeah you guys look typewriter repair [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► place up off a Broadway that was there [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► until I took a typewriter in to be [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► repaired by him into the early 2000s [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► yeah yeah same kind of thing [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► yeah I and I and soy i was think about [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► this in terms of songwriting the other [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► day but I have a good friend who whose [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► name is Eric he records under the band [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► name cataldo and I think he's written a [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► great songwriter and I as I was [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► reflecting on him and his songwriting I [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► realized that his song writing or the [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► art of songwriting is still a viable art [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► wonderful art and you can still be [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► really really great at it but the [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► culture just in the in the in the last [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► 10 years [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► has moved away from a single person [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► within with the guitar writing songs in [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► you know there are still plenty of [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► plenty of examples that that would you [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► know like what am I trying to say I'm [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► exception that proves the rule but we're [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► we're now in a we're now in a in a [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► waning of of songwriting as the as the [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► primary way that people are seeking [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► music and entertainment [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► I'm gonna end it waxes and wanes right i [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► mean it [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► there's dance music for a while and then [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► it's back to songwriting and then back [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► to dance music and back sometime but [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► really it really does feel like a long [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► time I felt a certain kind of pendulum [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► swing [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► yeah and right and right now it feels [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► like songwriting to sit and write a song [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► with the guitar is almost an [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► anachronistic thing to to pursue when [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► you have so many options of sitting with [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► your computer and making music and you [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► know generating beats and making making [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► making music but that that you wouldn't [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► really describe even exactly as like a [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► song as much as it is a sort of scrape [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► and thinking about thinking about the [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► future in those terms like I think the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► song writer will always return but that [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► may be a bias that maybe a a a prejudice [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► that I have that favors my own past and [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► my knowledge of the past and it maybe [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► that's already never does return that it [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► that that the technology becomes the art [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► and the and every once in a while some [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► some twenty-year-old Jewish kid from [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► Minnesota steps up in a straw hat and [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► says I'm an old man already and i'm [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► going to start singing songs about [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► hopping freight trains but i don't know [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► how many more times that's going to work [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► because you love you think about like [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► what were some of the golden ages of [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► consider songwriting you've got i guess [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► you could go back to think about [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► something like Stephen Foster you think [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► about ten Pan Alley you could think [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► about the Gershwins but then even you [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► know obviously into the sixties you got [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► these weird characters like jimmy webb [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► like Paul Williams back rack and how [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► David then you get into things like the [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► musicals and stuff like that but it [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► feels like today that superstar role is [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► more like a mark ronson now it's more [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► like a producer and I know that's been [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► around like you can go back and look at [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► somebody like trevor horn in the [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► eighties nobody ever remembers him from [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► the Buggles they if they do remember him [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► know I'm from frankie goes to hollywood [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► and yes an ABC and stuff like that [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► whereas today again microns and i think [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► is a good example where like Kiki name [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► that mean like Mark Ronson songs that [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► you like as one of the ride the bikes [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► around [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► I don't know but I know he does this [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► thing with lady gaga [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► I know it isn't that has that kind of [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► become the new song writing [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► well I mean I listen to music all the [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► time in in different environments where [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► I'm kind of astonished like you can hear [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► the music was expensive to make [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► even if you're just my even if you're [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► really gifted and just making it on a [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► laptop at home it's expensive to make [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► because it because of the way it sounds [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► you have to have you have expensive [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► equipment and you have access to two [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► good players like it's not it's not [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► stuff you can program the plane there's [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► some of its played you know and but I [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► can't figure out what the market for [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► this music is it was it was expensive to [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► make and I'm hearing it now so it was [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► disseminated obviously but who would buy [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► this it isn't songs it's not stuff that [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► you're like you know get that record so [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► i can play that song over and over it's [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► you know it's musical its musical [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► landscape and yeah i think that the line [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► between between music maker and producer [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► and songwriter is all very blurred [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► I obviously pop music is still churning [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► out song based hits but but those are [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► being written by songwriters in a kind [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► of in a very different way it's not very [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► brittle building e but i but i'm trying [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► to you know like when I think of 30 [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► years from now and people listening to [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► music there's a very real chance that [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► the way people think about music 30 [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► years from now isn't it just hasn't [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► occurred to me and I'm and I'm still [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► thinking like well the songwriters going [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► to come back after this is that if after [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► this period of of dance you know then [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► that then that guitar is coming back out [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► of the closet as it's done a handful of [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► times in my own life but it but it isn't [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► inevitable and i think that i think [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► that's the hardest part of of [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► prognosticating certainly when I was [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► running for office it was the hardest [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► part of talking about transportation [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► with people because they just cannot [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► conceive of a time when the the [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► paradigms change so that the whole [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► notion of like I was driving along the [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► other day looking out the window at [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► because you get out you get outside of [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► the center of any town and all of a [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► sudden I mean no just a little bit [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► outside the center all of a sudden the [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► parking lots just gets so big for things [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► you know you're the parking lot of aloes [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► is bigger than the low life I totally [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► forget about that until in there and [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► it's like what I mean even you know in [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► san francisco and the bay area it's [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► nothing like Florida [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► I mean there's it's unless it is like [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► literally like Christmas Eve the parking [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► lot at the mall does not get full the [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► parking lot at walmart and Sam's does [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► not get full because it is is so so very [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► big there so there's so much park and so [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► much land that we think of as being [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► under development or on you know this [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► land is being used its not abandoned [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► land but it's just paved and like and [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► follow except on Christmas like [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► you say and so when you're talking about [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► a future and I think in the very near [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► future where parking is no longer a [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► thing you know if if my predictions are [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► true and make the coffee [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► I'm do i am no i didn't just just [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► curious i'm gonna get a lot of fully [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► there it's gonna make sure people know [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► you're making a constant oh you talk [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► about fully noise like this like that's [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► good fully yeah a little bit low back [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► the background noise i want people to be [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► able to locate and its products that i [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► also want to show you're not confusing [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► anybody [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► yeah did you do you think our audience [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► gets confused [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► god I hope so i think that they stay [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► right with us have you ever heard this [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► is these are my four cast iron pans [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► right here's one here's to here's the [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► third one that's the you know your home [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► John set your office pants but she hates [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► these banks but like one parking goes [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► away when it's no longer a necessity [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► our world is going to look bananas to us [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► they're gonna look back sees get your [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► paved driveway you get in your car [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► one person in the car on the paved [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► driveway the pair driver goes out to the [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► paved little court by your house you [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► take that to get to the other paved road [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► to go on this very big payroll full of 1 [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► people in a car you get off at the paved [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► ex that you drive down the paved access [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► road you pull into the parking lot [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► that's going to seem but Nana's to go to [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► pay the electric bill or pick up some [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► JoJo's that's gonna seem nuts [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► it's not it's not so it seems that's [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► already but not like everybody but [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► people go when you say that because yeah [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► because they got their reasons they got [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► well because yeah they haven't there a [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► particularly at the level of like hi I'm [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► running for office and I think that in [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► particular when we're talking about a [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► three billion dollar levy to expand this [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► system and build it in such a way that [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► it lasts 50 years [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► we're going to build this tunnel under [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► the city and it's going to last [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► for a hundred years and and you're [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► running for office and saying like it [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► may last 400 years but we are only going [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► to need it for another eight years they [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► don't have to do is go back and look at [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► let's pick out an arbitrary time like [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► what what's the time when the car first [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► started coming around was nowhere near [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► as popular as a horse so [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► turn-of-the-century 19 even 19-teens [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► let's call it 19 so the 19-teens i mean [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► i'm sure there were a lot of people who [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► said look you know these horses are [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► producing a lot of waste we're going to [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► need ways to better accommodate the [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► waste of horses which is a completely [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► sensible thing to say as long as you [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► assume that that curve is going to [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► continue to go up rather than not just [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► go down but go away i'm going to be the [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► horse poop mover king of New York City [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► in 1920 i'm going to move more horse [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► poop out of New York in nineteen twenty [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► people that's going to get people to [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► vote [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► they're going to turn out for that [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► because I'm not forget where I heard [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► that there's a wonderful story might [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► have been on 90% invisible but there's a [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► story about anything chicago and just [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► the the incredible problem they were [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► having with the amount of horse waste [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► and one request and i think they were [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► just dumping it into the lake i guess [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► but it was like about playgrounds was [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► the episode like that's right there was [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► an episode that led to like why did they [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► raised up the building's one floor in [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► order to put in sewage but but anyway [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► i'm starting to derail you but that's [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► the kind of thing where like I don't [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► think it's surpassingly difficult to [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► look at that in retrospect and say you [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► know what I could see how that was [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► really awful but I'm glad at some point [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► there was one day or there was one week [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► where we went from our last idea of how [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► much we should worry about horse poop to [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► the next idea of like me you know i'm [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► kinda coming around idea we need to [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► think about this problem a little bit [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► differently sometimes got to do that at [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► some point I'm not asking you to give up [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► your car or hate your car [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► I'm just asking you to be honest about [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► looking at the fact that it's not [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► sustainable for the future and there are [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► many there may be better ways I'm not [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► asking you to do anything except keep in [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► mind that there might be better ways i [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► want to know how we're going to employ [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► dwarf animals in the future because i [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► feel like the axis of dwarf animals [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► is I mean like we are making more and [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► more finals all the time [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► yeah right like the i think that there's [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► this may be a money-making opportunity [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► this may also just be like one of those [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► things where when they look back [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► they say the you know the isaac asimov's [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► of dwarf animal prognostication word [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► John and Merlin in 2008 the it Taylor [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► 2016 they foresaw a time when though the [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► global need for animals that are small [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► that are forever young [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► right yeah like we have a global now and [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► like passionate need desperate need for [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► baby animals and all you have to do I [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► mean it's like it's what forty percent [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► of the internet right is is a is baby [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► animals [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► well what if we--what if we do a little [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► bit of blue sky solution hearing here [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► what if what if we stop acting like this [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► is something exceptional or weird then [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► we'll go away when people stop being [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► weird about this one thing and see what [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► is what if it's almost the opposite of [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► what about this is the thing we never [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► knew we needed because of the following [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► opportunities i'll toss out one just a [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► larger idea of accessibility [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► accessibility is good for everyone [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► there's no reason not to have [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► accessibility the biggest failure of [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► accessibility is not thinking about [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► early enough [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► this is how you make ugly things that's [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► how you make costly things if you think [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► about accessibility from the beginning [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► and stop acting like it's some weird [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► thing to accommodate you know this this [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► one guy in a wheelchair go now everybody [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► needs this for will need this think [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► about that from the beginning and all [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► the sudden lots of things start to [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► change what if in fact and you know what [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► a shame on us [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► maybe we're being too specific by saying [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► it needs to be a dwarf donkey or a [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► specific comfort animal [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► obviously this Venn diagram with this [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► this is heavily correlates with things [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► like want to pet the millenniums are not [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► going to want kids the same way that the [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► previous generations wanted kids know [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► who knows he has no we won't get who [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► wanted a kid I mean I don't think the [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► previous generation wanted kids they [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► wanted draft animals and the cheapest [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► ones were kids they want to draft [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► animals so yeah so it was it might have [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► been dwarfed takis all along [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► that's what I'm saying you're going [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► get down uh-huh my my my my feeling is [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► yes right like that lately in it in an [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► increasingly large number of Seattle [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► businesses when you walk in now the [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► restrooms are like gender-neutral gender [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► gender open and it is so logical [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► it's just so reasonable like you [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► couldn't possibly have a problem with it [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► because only reasonable obvious and not [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► costly not weird there's nothing like [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► that it's difficult [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► the only thing that's difficult is to [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► imagine ever a time when the bathrooms [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► were segregated by gender like you look [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► at me go right ok at a baseball game in [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► a stadium right where there are 15,000 [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► guys that all want to take a piss at [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► once [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► there should be yes absolutely be [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► troughs where though where you can heard [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► all those wildebeests into a thing where [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► they can just pee and keep moving right [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► i mean that like it should be a keep [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► moving get out of the way situation you [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► entered by this door you start peeing [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► you keep moving toward that door and [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► then you be done peeing by the end right [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► don't give up but otherwise any other [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► kind of restroom facility [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► what the hell we have thinking me that [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► they were that they were segregated [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► right that mean you can have a little [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► anteroom where there's a mirror and a [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► sink that everybody can use and then [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► just just parties and that's a that's [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► like a no-brainer like act access [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► no-brainer there the bathroom the [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► bathroom at my junior high which was [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► built in i think 1977-78 at the time [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► seemed weird revolutionary I don't know [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► what of course they still had boys and [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► girls bathrooms but when you walked into [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► that bathroom it wasn't really a room it [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► was really more like it was more closer [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► to what you see in an airport you know [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► where those doors in there's like a [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► doorway and out you think about the [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► classic let them start let me backtrack [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► you think about the classic old-school [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► bathroom is there is a door that says [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► boys or girls you go inside and ever [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► things inside in this instance there was [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► more like a you can kind of see it you [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► could see into this from outside because [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► it didn't matter [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► there was a an area with like six or [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► eight sinks and and paper towel [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► dispensers and then behind that there's [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► like a dozen doors full like [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► floor-to-ceiling doors that you open up [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► to go inside into this your own little [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► private corridor you close and lock the [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► door he used the bathroom [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► why is that not [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► why is that not [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► pretty much every bathroom mhm mhm if [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► you have a private to do you do the [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► private stuff in and install it's [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► actually private the old bathrooms which [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► a lot of people a lot of people any [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► younger than us would have no memory of [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► i'm talking about the bathrooms that [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► were in downtown buildings that were not [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► like 70 skyscrapers but proper old [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► Chrysler Building style downtown [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► buildings or bus stations and most of [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► the courthouses most of the buildings [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► that my father spent a lot of time and [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► I'm not saying he spent a lot of time in [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► bus stations but you but the world so [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► the world of 1970 which was the decaying [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► world of 1935 where the bathrooms what [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► decades DK are we actually seeing the [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► current decade i like you know like [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► right now reason we're seeing that the [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► detriment of the eighties mostly yeah [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► right i mean you see the garbage around [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► you and you're like oh my god eighties a [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► early nineties garbage in 1970 it was [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► all 1935 garbage all these little little [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► old people you know still wearing [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► fedoras eating and diet eating in those [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► little like railroad diners where you [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► know you you walk in and there's just [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► there's a ham all those bathrooms had [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► marble floors and the the stalls were [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► divided by the sheets of marble that [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► were like two inches thick right with [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► giant heavy wooden doors heavy doors and [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► and and porcelain Thrones porcelain [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► toilet that were like things of beauty [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► everything about these bathrooms when [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► they were constructed or things of [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► beauty and by 1975 they were like us [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► weird a like the marble is all kind of [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► discolored and the door has the door [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► fell off its hinges and somebody screwed [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► it back in with a different size bolt [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► and and and there was always a suspicion [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► that there was somebody in one of the [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► stalls that had been there all day [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► yeah um but the sound of walking into [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► one of those bathrooms in like that and [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► echoing of your of your leather soled [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► wingtips like that that's a that's a [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► thing that they they started taking [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► those bathrooms away they just started [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► cutting them and replacing them with [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► just shaped bathroom huh [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► but like those bathrooms even in 1935 [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► could have been like up all in everybody [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► in also almost everybody skate well I [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► mean you're describing i can think of [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► that so clears buildings downtown [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► they're still like that we're like place [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► to get a haircut to get the keys you go [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► upstairs you know it's again not meant [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► it was meant for a different time it was [TS]

01:02:45 ◼   ► meant to be like there's a bunch of [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► businesses in this building it wasn't [TS]

01:02:49 ◼   ► meant to accommodate people come from [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► the haircut place downstairs bathroom [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► itself it you know obviously was from [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► the twenties or thirties like you said [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► it was like being in the Senate or [TS]

01:02:57 ◼   ► something but really shabby and rundown [TS]

01:02:59 ◼   ► very difficult to maintain focus on it [TS]

01:03:03 ◼   ► was in that time [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► no am i right there anything but you're [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► also talking about this fixation people [TS]

01:03:09 ◼   ► have on bathrooms as place for aberrant [TS]

01:03:14 ◼   ► vice and so that's what lets you look in [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► my high school you know my high school [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► the bathroom stalls in the boys room did [TS]

01:03:22 ◼   ► not have doors [TS]

01:03:24 ◼   ► oh right if you want to poop you had to [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► do it and of course i never would prison [TS]

01:03:30 ◼   ► poop and I guess yeah sure you can begin [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► to prune wine i had to go into this [TS]

01:03:37 ◼   ► because that made it easier to manage [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► and maintain you could you see people [TS]

01:03:40 ◼   ► smoking need to them fighting you do see [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► them doing all the aberrant things that [TS]

01:03:43 ◼   ► boys do in bathrooms so you know one of [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► it is like let's let's try to keep [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► aberrant stuff out of bathrooms but [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► that's I don't know man I think that's [TS]

01:03:53 ◼   ► the fixation is this still this idea [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► that there's going to be some dude in [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► the bathroom [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► who's there to do something with his [TS]

01:04:01 ◼   ► wiener that ain't peeing and so not my [TS]

01:04:04 ◼   ► daughter she's not going in like well [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► that's that's such a strange angle it's [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► like refusing to go in brick buildings [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► because you think your heart is yours [TS]

01:04:12 ◼   ► your mom that doesn't like brick [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► buildings know my mom loves brick [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► building but it wasn't she has a problem [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► with some kind of [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► right so many kinds of buildings that [TS]

01:04:20 ◼   ► she has she has problems with [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► contemporary shite construction [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► yeah but she's not opposed to like I I [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► don't think she's supposed to be like [TS]

01:04:28 ◼   ► any particular structure but it's our [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► hang-ups in the same way that we're [TS]

01:04:33 ◼   ► dealing with the garbage eighties I mean [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► it's our hang-ups from other decades [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► they keep us from I'm not incest again [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► let's just be clear I'm not telling you [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► to change anything today I'm just saying [TS]

01:04:43 ◼   ► like are you sure that the things you're [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► positive about still have any relevance [TS]

01:04:47 ◼   ► today and is it possible that the things [TS]

01:04:50 ◼   ► you're so positive about that you things [TS]

01:04:52 ◼   ► still have well is there any chance at [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► all at that point of view that's doing [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► nothing to make your life better might [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► actually harming someone else when this [TS]

01:05:00 ◼   ► is what I'm saying about dwarf animal [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► yeah we have a lot of I think we we [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► mocked dwarf animals in general and baby [TS]

01:05:10 ◼   ► animals and a fixation on baby animals [TS]

01:05:13 ◼   ► on the internet not we don't viciously [TS]

01:05:14 ◼   ► market it just seems like beneath one's [TS]

01:05:17 ◼   ► dignity to spend too much time secretly [TS]

01:05:20 ◼   ► looking at pictures of teacup poodles [TS]

01:05:22 ◼   ► and tiny little pigs home and spend [TS]

01:05:25 ◼   ► spend a week at our house you're gonna [TS]

01:05:26 ◼   ► come around [TS]

01:05:27 ◼   ► well this is the thing and I mean but we [TS]

01:05:29 ◼   ► all do it right I mean I'm i like I'm [TS]

01:05:31 ◼   ► not gonna go out on a I'm not gonna out [TS]

01:05:34 ◼   ► myself on my award-winning podcast yeah [TS]

01:05:36 ◼   ► by saying that I spend any amount of [TS]

01:05:38 ◼   ► time looking at tiny little baby [TS]

01:05:39 ◼   ► alligators or cute like owls playing [TS]

01:05:44 ◼   ► with cats or whatever cyanide is [TS]

01:05:46 ◼   ► observed killing the whole upset have [TS]

01:05:47 ◼   ► you ever seen the pudu can encourage you [TS]

01:05:50 ◼   ► to just go your search engine and type [TS]

01:05:52 ◼   ► in pud you alright puu because i'm [TS]

01:05:57 ◼   ► thinking like donkeys are good kind of [TS]

01:05:59 ◼   ► big what if we got some of these all out [TS]

01:06:02 ◼   ► oh it's the world a little South [TS]

01:06:05 ◼   ► American dear world's smallest breed of [TS]

01:06:07 ◼   ► deer can you see little they are [TS]

01:06:10 ◼   ► oh that's a very little dear yeah it's a [TS]

01:06:12 ◼   ► deer that looks a little bit like a [TS]

01:06:14 ◼   ► rodent it kind of has like and it's like [TS]

01:06:17 ◼   ► a copy berra who meets a oh boy sighs [TS]

01:06:21 ◼   ► dog o.o see now so so here's the here's [TS]

01:06:26 ◼   ► appears me here [TS]

01:06:29 ◼   ► here we are [TS]

01:06:30 ◼   ► at the crossroads there's not going to [TS]

01:06:34 ◼   ► be parking anymore okay all this land in [TS]

01:06:37 ◼   ► all their get over it is not going to be [TS]

01:06:39 ◼   ► partying we're gonna pull up all that [TS]

01:06:40 ◼   ► all that asphalt and we're going to [TS]

01:06:42 ◼   ► reuse it we're going to squeeze it [TS]

01:06:44 ◼   ► we're going to milk it for the oil and [TS]

01:06:47 ◼   ► and we're gonna turn it into park [TS]

01:06:49 ◼   ► benches or whatever people do we're [TS]

01:06:51 ◼   ► gonna supertrain it all that asphalt [TS]

01:06:53 ◼   ► then we're gonna have all this open land [TS]

01:06:56 ◼   ► there's going to be these little these [TS]

01:06:57 ◼   ► Lohse's presumably we're still going to [TS]

01:06:59 ◼   ► need Lohse's because who what is the the [TS]

01:07:03 ◼   ► chain of stores [TS]

01:07:04 ◼   ► yeah what is somebody gonna do if they [TS]

01:07:06 ◼   ► want to tear the classic [TS]

01:07:08 ◼   ► turn-of-the-century kitchen and bathroom [TS]

01:07:11 ◼   ► out of there [TS]

01:07:12 ◼   ► vintage home and turn it into a thing [TS]

01:07:14 ◼   ► that feels like one of those hotel rooms [TS]