Ep. 215: "Occasional Live Keyboardist"
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hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going
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good how are you going good thanks for
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starting late today
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well I understand that you had a big
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apple event but and something about a
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new iphone came out that had some things
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that you need to know about yeah I as as
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they're being announced need to know
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about him
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yeah so I so I understood totally that
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you would need to you know postpone our
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regular are already once postponed
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podcast school in order to go to what I
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presume the television or did you go to
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a library or something to watch the big
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the big reveal where someone in a black
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turtleneck walks around with the with
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the digital pointer how did it go
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this is an actual question well yeah i'm
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not sure i've never want you could just
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said you're welcome but you know no no
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it's a the the black turtleneck was a
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Steve thing now it's mostly guys in
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their sixties in untucked blue shirts
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all this untucked shirt thing uh-huh
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was that meant to communicate um I don't
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know this seems like a very you know it
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is it's like business casual in the
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nineties wear it it isn't what it sounds
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like I think there's a pretty well
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described or understood dress code for
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these kinds of things which is you where
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you were some kind of a slack that you
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are slack a trouser then you're a
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chicken black mm eats anywhere you are a
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trouser that's not too formal but not
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exactly jeans you might wear some kind
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of like a ski skin book shit and usually
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you have a blue casual ish shirt
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untucked you can also do a little the
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long sleeve a blue shirt initiated I've
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heard called new media blue new media
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new media blue you wear that with collar
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and with the sleeves down you know the
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but these people aren't hired
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spokespeople these are millionaire
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people multi-millionaire people who are
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doing this talk I think they're probably
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pretty comfortable
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yeah yeah i mean you get that you get
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the CEO you get the
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but get this guy over here on the CTO
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the CFO the CEO 10 years and what this
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is fascinating background for you at
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Apple there's a CEO and then there's
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mostly you get the vice president's you
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get like a senior senior executive vice
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president will see i approve vice
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president he looked like a vice
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president I do I don't like a lot of
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people up with the sea level I think the
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bed you know I think that too many seas
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spoils the soup
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oh but uh how the sea assault remember
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the land of the old man and the sea
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killed and the sea salt yep yep yep my
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greedy i just weird how you like vice
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presidents in some companies director in
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some companies it'sit's you lieutenant
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colonel problem right you get a lot of
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what he called the Iraqi Colonel's yeah
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yeah rocky Colonel we had a lot of them
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are you just going to goodwill get
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yourself in a rocky Colonel outfit
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you're good to go
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now tell me this so here it is it's big
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day big day today
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yeah I presume a lot of our mutual
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friends a lot of people are going to be
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the XOXO festival who are like Barbara
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clear my schedule
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yeah i'm gonna sit in front of my laptop
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or the or my transistor radio
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yeah remember to listen to this listen
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to it on the I radio like the chain not
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processed automatically summon didn't
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really serious nerd Christmas people
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people make a point of watching this
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it's a tradition that goes back just
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iphone specific this is not there's not
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going to be there no new imac or or or
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mac paint right it's not an oeuvre but
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maybe never know that there could be
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just one more thing we have a new mac
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paint for the macintosh uh-huh could be
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back pain it could be a new let's see
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i'm going to scroll down the sidebar new
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Finder okay all got people love you find
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her a new launch pad June sure press
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assistant system it's been forever
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through the new version of facetime
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really restart shutdown lockout some of
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these are very popular programs booze
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all faithful sure photo booth
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oh yeah i think i have used to take
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selfies on my
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laptop that was just a death cab song oh
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it's a death cab song that was on an EP
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yes and I think using there's a photo
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album is different than photos totally
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different but photo booth was everybody
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everybody at bar soon understood that
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photo booth was a hit
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yea it hit written all over it but it
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only came out on an EP huh
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and in that sense I hear about it all
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the time because it's the commander
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thinks aloud problem yeah it was a good
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song that was only on an EP so it failed
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to the the power of the good song failed
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to to move units right of the album
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because its people people don't buy bp's
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the way they buy an elbow place back in
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the day so that at bar sook I think it's
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called the photobooth problem and within
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the long winters camp
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obviously it's called the commander
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thinks lap did you guys think it's your
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best known song i think so i think well
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because it's been it's been popularized
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by it you know it's it's got it has at
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has multiple sources of dissemination
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right it's the song exploder was a good
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one doesn't really good one but also
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adam savage a learn to play and place it
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at his shows and you know it was a it's
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like yeah it's are there any ukulele
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cover seven John absolutely no who
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anyway so here we are we're we're we're
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listening on our honor thing on our rent
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railroads apples having an event yep
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that almost certainly means that i'm
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going to have to sign or click accept on
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a new set of terms and conditions on
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itunes right that's I think as we're all
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watching this for all thinking how is
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this going to affect John
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well because every time i turn on my
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computer somehow I have to accept a new
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set of terms & condition is not a thing
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and it's just like yes yes I do i do not
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want to be held here at the customs
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building who have the border of slovakia
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and Ukraine because he never clicked to
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accept because I didn't click accept
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click the first one but then when it
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popped up to say are you sure you hit
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you accidentally hit cancel everything
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held at the border
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that's right did do you have any liquids
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or gels
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Oh mhm I don't you didn't check the box
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you say no but you didn't you scroll
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back up say the number anything anyway
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so here you are
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yeah and this is an event huh where the
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untucked shirts are just talking iphones
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not exactly
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ok they do they have an event in June at
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the developers conference where they
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talked mostly talked about software
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because you know that affects the
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developers and this is their big event
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where they usually in September they
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announced the new iphone this is a new
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iphone every year and then there's other
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things and there's been many many
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question marks because this is kind of a
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weird time for Apple they have not
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updated their computers in a very long
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time and they're still selling some very
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old things and then there's this is
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picked this particular model of iphone
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people have had a lot of questions now
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let me ask you this
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de still have an iphone that you use red
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so do you ever use it to listen to audio
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like to music
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no no not a lot looking at your hearing
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good luck because there's not a
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headphone jack anymore so this is the
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big headphone jack on this is the
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headphone jack controversy which only
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was revealed very recently
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yes and everyone said this is the final
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sign that little Steve jobless apple has
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lost its path
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whoo-hoo right word no did I say that
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every year every six months oh you know
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there's a lot of talk about that kind of
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thing but so does that mean that there
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that they're pushing everybody into a
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bluetooth only music listenings not
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exactly
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ok the new the new iphones that don't
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have a headphone jack come with
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headphones earphones that will work with
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the existing lightning adapter they also
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have new wireless ones that are
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bluetooth like that are kind of
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innovative neat i'm sure they will not
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fit my tiny ears but that's beside the
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yeah they're trying to try to move way
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it's also the new phone is water
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resistant which would have been great
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three days ago when my daughter poured
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an entire bottle of water in my wife's
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oh yeah and ruined her phone oh yeah and
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everything else ever sure her money is
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Oh what money ok I get money a lot
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because i'm a perspire sticking your
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no I'm not afraid of being the jacked
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although you know the story of my family
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is that my grandfather
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when he split town when I 1467 whatever
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figures and didn't come back right
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he hopped a freight as part of his
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hoboing because this would have been
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1936 oh that's the height of 50 times he
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apparently did keep his money in his
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bottom but it is very hopeful but it's
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very noble
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wait a minute you mean is I can't
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confirm to you mean in this prison jar
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that but it is so so little bit
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you did it so if i have my often in a
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big rock candy mountains and shit you
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want out of me back not the sock okay
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you're back now find in a big rock candy
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mountain and yeah I'm here you there
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yeah you went out for a minute are you
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somewhere different it's not even
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keeping his sake kept it somewhere else
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in the big rock candy mountain and I
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know there's no point asking these are
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you on wife let's read never mind don't
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answer please answer in the big rock
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candy mountain and it's so so grandpa
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goes out for cigarettes and he's got
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money in his body's getting his whole
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bottom apparently but I don't you know
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now that I'm thinking about it there's
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never there was never a situation where
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some or some like a hobo colonel came
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back and said I your father kept this
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watching his bottom right right that's
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not the kind of thing that gets written
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down in the in the family bible know so
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I don't even know where I heard that and
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I don't know I can't confirm you know
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what I mean that that's that's even less
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that sounds like a record that sounds
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like a speculation
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yeah that's even at that that's right a
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headphones now if it's if it's being
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yeah and all those that's okay soso the
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tech podcast and little by little I
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doing with nike you want to get that
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partner he said it wasn't his daughter
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no gosh no I don't go two things I want
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to go to drinks tonight and tonight we
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program so i gotta go to that but this
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bringing sandwiches
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required to be there
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sandwiches but the apple event you were
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offered a good for you good for you
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you like one of those guys in a in an
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early nineties internet movie where you
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right Gregory yeah yeah don't click on
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almost here the car though I love stuff
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like that almost loaded got you the
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that is fun yeah she was really we got
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of the second act and she was like I
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know this turns out ok but I
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was gonna work out well you know and you
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someone who found so a guy found the
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computers the the Apollo computers on a
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junk heap and he bought them at a scrap
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auction what he was like those look
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efforts on commercials
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the Carson show until he realized it
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they did it with tons of stuff
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kinescope so what are called for you
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pirating and and I think there's more
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stuff of you know the I Love Lucy
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that of all these shows in a salt mine
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power to be such an interesting kind
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everybody out of my office is basically
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oh um so yeah back to the back to this
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fascinating event
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yeah I'm Oh No week the the Apollo
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computers
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oh yeah right oh the computers right
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right so guy finds him by submitting
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auction just like you know what am I bid
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twenty dollars to have 22 sold and he
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keeps him around because he knows their
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thing and then just recently some hacker
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bro dug around found this guy found the
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computer's power to backup and
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capable and he says that this whole
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moon on a computer that as the computing
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sophisticated he said that is wrong and
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dumb these are actually really powerful
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computer that's interesting and he said
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these things are geniuses the the gene
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they're awesome and he's this is just
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recently he's like running this machine
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of it and can see it and use it and and
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about that that's super interesting well
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i think it's on the internet I look it
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out look out look at the Apollo guidance
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computer right now a ball guidance
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computer there it is because i make that
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stuff up too crazy too crazy right what
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else is out there
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what other dead sea scrolls are out
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there right right right
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somebody's gonna find and use fire
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starter until someone else says hey what
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are those firestop right not bad still
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jump into part of each other in the
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kitchen go firestop like I was silly was
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a prodigy was the name of that band and
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you know the guide the singer guy with
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the five Mohawks he didn't even like
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that song really what was the other guy
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Oh Carole Bayer Sager yeah and
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the guy was one of those by billy corgan
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grouches oh interesting get super mad
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that the song that he was the genius of
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that band and then mr. crazy
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Kevin Roland or whatever but 550 heart
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that's sexist metro set seven nose rings
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yeah he's like international superstar
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alright it's basically a backup dancer
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that the genius guy said you know ya
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dance around a fire starter and then
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means a megastar and and genius dude is
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like cut out of the Starling know you
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makes me this is such that such a
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seventies movie that's terrible
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and so then he gets mad prodigy prodigy
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nice weather isn't it gets mad and he's
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already mad and all the photographs you
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see he's very mad and the thing is he's
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not very interesting-looking he's not
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nearly as interesting looking as has you
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know as the titular fuck starter as the
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firestarter
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yeah right Anna as Johnny Rotten right
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yeah I could not tell you what this
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guy's name is IRA maybe seem pretty
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silly and then I guess either either
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angry guy decided being pushed everybody
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to the side and was like I'm a lead
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singer from now on and then nobody
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wanted anymore
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prodigy or something else I stopped
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reading q magazine right around that
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same time so I didn't notice sure I
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thought I thought I knew stuff about the
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always and I think his name it looks
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like his name might be Keith Flint
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o'keefe that's right Keith he's a he's a
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dancer and vocalist in the band use the
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dancer in the one it says yes I think
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you might be so according to the members
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were originally Liam Howlett keyboardist
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and composer I think he's probably smart
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guy right smart he's the he's a sad
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Corgan in fact in any British pop act
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liam is the one that's doing the design
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demonic John yeah that's right in any
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British pop act right human brew ha ha
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leave it alone and mate so so here's the
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thing that creates a background hip so
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what what what did Keef was keeps job
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description okay so you got Leah mallet
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this is from wikipedia which is never
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Liam Howlett was the keyboards and
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composer Keith Flint is a dancer and
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vocalist someone called maxim was an MC
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and vocalist and then Leroy with 2 e's
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thornhill was a dancer her educational
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live keyboardist oh I also had a female
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dancer and vocalist called sharky sharky
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how's Leroy and Sharky left the band for
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different reasons as you run down the
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list of their jobs you know in any
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situation where a person is described as
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vocalist in a band
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they have no contribution to the right
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to the right isn't that kind of a
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damning with faint praise that
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information you know you're not that you
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should definitely not the lead singer
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you're not even really a singer your
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vocalist vocalist I mean Linda McCartney
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was a vocalist right so these guys are
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dancers and vocalist bubbly and the only
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guided and then occasional sometime
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part-time live keyboard player sure and
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the and specifying that he's the live
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keyboard player just in case anybody
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thought for a second that he played a
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single mode on the right it's such a
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fuck you it's like oh you do you want to
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talk about 800 Leroy you mean the guy
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who is the occasional live keyboardist
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everyone's well yeah he would walk past
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keyboard and play one like he was one
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button which has probably been painted a
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different color so he could stake like
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hit the green key night time sequence at
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rigorous tests
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dance dance dance dance dance dance yeah
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you know this is the notices this is the
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British class system this is what we're
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seeing right here different braintree
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essex that's a much cooler name the
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prodigy braintree essex I've been to
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braintree and I hated the name braintree
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who I still do
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there's one in in Massachusetts and I
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don't like that one either to our
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battery out my the thing that I remember
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about braintree two things one the river
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that runs through braintree is full of
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shopping carts typical Lori's haha their
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torches valleys they called Charlie's
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that's it
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shopping trolleys trolley travels and
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the second thing i remember is that i
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bought a I bought a flat of strawberries
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on the heist
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meet 42 pounds and then went around the
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corner was British thing you've ever
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done flats drivers on the street for two
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pounds i went around the corner there
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was an identical flat of strawberries
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for one pound oh one block off the high
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street and I said you know what fuck
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braintree fuck this high street was
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about these particular strawberries
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yeah but that shopping cart river I'm
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gonna keep on keepin on
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how'd you get a name like braintree
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we've had sponsor on this was on this
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show I wasn't here but yeah they sure we
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have Braintree on here what is braintree
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mean in in essex here it means easy
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payment integration of a pal but i do
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have two bells my finger got me a bell
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their third apart there's a there's a
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bar here in Seattle called the two bells
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oh that's nice
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never beat these are the 13 points no no
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there's only two bells but there are 13
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coins there are lights the two bells was
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where my former roommate who was doing
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work release at the time worked as a
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short-order cook he would go home at
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night to the jail
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slap it was great for me because he was
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no longer living in our house you still
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can read you still pay plus yes he was
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he was paying rent his stuff was all
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there but he socks but he wasn't around
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because she was he was spending the
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night in jail but many they let him out
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to go to work and then come back it was
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you know it just was one less guy but
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also the bad side was once guy could
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steal pot from the endless roommate that
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had pot in his dresser drawer that I can
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search for some reason I don't know this
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reminds me of a time in the nineties
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when we dropped off the Volvo wagon to
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be repaired this place has dropped it
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off this guy was king a good guy good
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mechanic and drop the car off and
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usually hear back you know that day with
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the estimate here but this is goodbye
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were calling nothing's going on nothing
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finally go they were like hey you know
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what's going on you know you know
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where's Jerry or whatever and where's
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Jerry about the first people to ask that
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yeah right no one ever asks how's Waldo
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the still in New Yorker cartoon but yeah
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we going there like yeah like where's
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Jerry and they're like um
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Jerry is currently incarcerated for
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everything i love that phrase currently
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incarcerated want you know you think
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about now you see you just said ball
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though you save all lower bowl is a
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vulva volts in mulva oh no Mama is the
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assistant vice principal of my former
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high school
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malva no that was a different google
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we've talked about quite frankly ticket
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that um you see the crisp at that was
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Rick about em but you say ball though
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when the thing about a ball is you think
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this is a classy car
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this is you know in the english class
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system of Scandinavian cars this is this
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car went to Oxford or Cambridge or
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cambridge right
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oxbridge l8r tho whenever I see this has
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happened several times one of although
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mechanic gets sent to jail
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it always strikes me as stranger then if
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a Chevy or toyota mechanical this is one
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of those freakonomics type things yes
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right you hear you all the mechanicals
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know those guys are probably sitting at
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home making furniture the BMW guys that
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run in the jail
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that's right run the jail ok area back
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here there were gel in their hair and in
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prison they have to make you know
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homemade gel thought this boot but uh
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but in fact I mean one time many many
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years ago I was walking down the street
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in portland oregon and i came upon a
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Volvo which had been Tommy volvo coming
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through there I like a part of all of
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which had been low righted a lowrider
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Volvo and it was like that scene in
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bachelor party the movie where they will
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overwrite as I those to the Broadway
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um oh my goodness there's a man you know
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in a in a vest knocking on the front
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door here
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oh no that's not good let's see let's
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see what this is this is the guy from
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his different mission control gently
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knocking with me Jean I'm gonna go to
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the door opening here
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hey how are you I'm well how are you
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I know you just sort of energy yes sir
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i'm just going to inspect your gas meter
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of course into extension which goes to
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the bar get it happen to know them on
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your problem i appreciate it thanks so
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thank you good days Cheers he works for
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the gas company and how much how much
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that I heard it all I you should get on
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next door and report that well no he
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seems very official
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he said he sounded the Senate suave well
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he's very suave I i get the impression
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that he's Nigerian yeah awesome accent
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he did and he now is he was carrying a
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wand which I am presuming was a gas
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detection was gonna be out by the barn
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gonna be out by the barn checking the
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gas to make sure that it's not there's
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no slow leak you blew a great cinemax
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opportunity there by the way what was it
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nigeria with the launch as if you can't
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or eats a just be on your way
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haha wasn't okay with 16 to get vocal in
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the nigerian with the one shows up at my
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door i do not expect him to be wearing a
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reflective vest like the one that I'm
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really where is Prince is now that's
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he's wearing a robe of eldorado ha
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greetings uh I'm from the future haha on
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come with me now hit himself with a
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little brush to not to fly so three
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ladies behind him with throwing rose
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petals everywhere you want cake comes in
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dressed like a priest you cannot marry
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this girl
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decorative rocks to fuck with the with
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the smoked salmon tucked into this
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they're not gonna be bananas so now um
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yeah you there you see it there in the
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broken iphone 5s and one time I came to
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meeting like you you didn't have any
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wife or fiance and he says honey give
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him that iphone and his wife says what i
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it's a better media / want my iphone
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I didn't ask for i didn't ask to be part
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don't you worry about he slides this
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everybody tables like this is a big move
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like this
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to unlock the goddamn
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apple store for some friends there
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wheel you know yeah absolutely
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not an iphone 6s mine
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that's good phone iphone sex except for
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little case on it and this case says
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junior firefighter burien Normandy Park
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slippery now okay guys we're so now
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nine hundred dollars for a new phone
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just AT&T no longer offers the old deals
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sell me on the iphone 7 l available that
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will be a lot better
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ok things if you if you go to a store
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here's the thing oh if you're all
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batteries die if you have a battery in
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men must die yes yes normally out of it
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exactly that's brand-new the batteries
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can be so much better that is that plus
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some of the thick
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so my ipad was stolen as in the great
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case oh the caper and then it was
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my tenuous connection to it as a media
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device in first place which was always
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my coffee is sitting on my ID
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dad i'm watching this thing I watching a
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film on my phone and I go don't have a
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another way to watch
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oh i do that's a good sign the ipad may
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not be for you if you find yourself
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having to go and that this distance is
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will say that like if you have to see if
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you find yourself saying that grown i
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should go use that thing I've got that
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may not be a good
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this is why I say now here i'll say this
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if you were to come into some money
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God love you yeah i did spend it anyway
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fingers crossed goon that's generally
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what Germans do that come into money got
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yeah that's cool it's just that my
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daughter doesn't shy semana I if you
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came into some money I'd say it's good
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friend her phone until two days ago she
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loved very much the bigger iphone is for
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someone like you is not an ipad user you
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might really like it also your big man
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big pockets you can handle it but here's
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the thing with that
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yeah you know my lady friend mhm
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it works in the tech industry yeah also
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is true
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sure she she's also a millennium and
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she's going to snapchat yeah well she's
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yeah I get snapchats all the time now
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but I don't know what to do with them
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smile like I have a little animal
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snapchats you afraid of that kind of
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print about them it slowly lower your
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very nice man at the tweetup who right
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before that I was thinking okay the new
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listen if you are listening to this
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program and you are thinking about
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tweeting or emailing me all the
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multifarious different contracts i could
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have signed yeah
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in order to get in mind hundred-dollar
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iphone four hundred are ya
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my mother away yeah my way of calling
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not another dollar is there a place
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where you particularly people to send
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that i would i would like you to send it
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to info @ @ example.com dot Roderick dot
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com mand any town USA 12345 and I'm so i
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was thing I'm a pic I got big pockets
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using strong like bull
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I want the big iphone I'm gonna hold
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that in my hand I see I look around I
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see people with them all over the place
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oh yeah sure sure
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and she said don't you dare get the big
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iphone i simply what do you mean she
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said you might as well you might as well
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be wearing a tracksuit like the bigger
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iphone what is for squares like no one
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in that within the cool kid
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yeah yeah you want the smallest iphone
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you can you know what some big TV and I
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said listen I'm not some millennium I'm
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gonna get the iphone that suits me
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I'm gonna get the iphone then I like it
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bigger than the than the the initial
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television sets of 1948 where I want one
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that I can watch an entire film i want
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one where I'm going to look at other
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peoples instagrams and be able to see
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what the picture is about
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that's right don't don't discount the
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eye thing that she said if you get the
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big iphone i will not be seen with you
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hold dear
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she's really really dropped the gauntlet
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and so then I was in a position where i
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was like em too which is more important
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to me that I'd seen in public with my
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girlfriend okay or that i'd be able to
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see people's instinct do you value the
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private or the public aspect more
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that's right five things at five
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breakups only a millennium can
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understand uh-huh that's right and who
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did you friend last who your friend who
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the person new friends at last friend
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I think I thought that's what I want to
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know so I thought about it I was in the
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middle of thinking about it when I went
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to this tweet up and i say i went to the
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tweetup but it was I who called the
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tweet you host it
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I hope stood between who um and identity
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then this iphone 6 came out of a nice
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woman's purse and when sliding a nice
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android-developers person when sliding
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across the table to me and i was
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suddenly at the the problem I didn't
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have to think about it anymore
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nice i didn't have to choose the big
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iphone because an iphone chose me
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that's nice like a lawn that's nice but
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now looking into my future I think
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iphone 7
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well there I mean ah I just submit this
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without comment that it's gonna be very
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costly but I'm gonna go on and down you
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know the thing is you can use it for a
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while so you might as well get one this
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one you can drop in the bathtub and
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you're good to go
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that's nice you know so it's more than
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900 dog
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well it depends if you buy it outright
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and you buy one that's worth getting in
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having for a while yeah it's like it's
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going to be around a thousand bucks or
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you know you go get a plan with a place
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and wireless plan and nerve share
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30 caps Blair no thanks
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possible possible possible you go into a
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store you go into an over-limit store
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where someone in a branded polo sure God
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Guam's onto you like a fucking this
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until just be sweet Neil's like Calamity
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Jane we wanted how many years can we
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speak to you today about the insurance
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that's right because i want the
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insurance I'm not an animal 24 years old
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I'm between you i am the gatekeeper
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between you and other people's
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instagrams
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well I i would say see I missed the end
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I was getting really bored i forgot come
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and start recording with you early i
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would go to when available in store
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which I imagine will be soon i don't
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know i was going to look at see what the
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hand feels like minute hand feel is a
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big part of it
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Apple has done the thing and we all know
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this and they've done it now for for
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more than a decade a decade-and-a-half
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let's call it
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this is just gonna be about the cords
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again no no okay i will talk about the
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cord know what did they provided this
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cable with the phone and now they expect
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you to buy all new cables
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yeah yeah but anyway I'm not gonna talk
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about that at least in the iphone 7
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they're still using the last iteration
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of the cable / huh
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um although they have now eliminated the
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one thing that you could connect to
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their devices with from the analog but
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in any case which is a which as I say it
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I realized is one of my catchphrases
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yeah they sent me stop talking really
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apple for 15 years has been making
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things that you cannot not get yeah it's
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just feel that way yeah I tied myself to
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I you know I buckled myself around the
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next to apple back in two thousand let's
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call it i think it was probably about
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two thousand four when we went to the
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ucsf computer store from which our shows
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image is derived was the 2004-2005 2004
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you've got yourself one of those uh
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white to ibooks I got a white ibook her
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up but I had I was not referring to see
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one the other one the square was pretty
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is a pretty computer it was a beautiful
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computer and I lost that computer in
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Chile did it was it was shoplifting out
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of my bag I and I wasn't even in the
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shop I was cafe lifted out of my bag
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oh that's not cricket now in a town in
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the in northern Chile and i'm still I'm
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still mad about it i hoped i wish pox
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upon the house of the person hope they
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choke on it
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yeah because it was a nice computer and
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and I assume that i would still be it
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would still be running ios6 and i would
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still be
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but this is your regular it was it's
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easily been four years since I stopped
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caring whether you're actually kidding
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and I just I just ride the wave now
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enjoy it
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yeah but but even before the white
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laptop i had and i was invested in the
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one of the towers a blue tower oj that
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was really the blue light one blue and
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white time you can meet Rock I had that
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same computer wasn't that a nice those
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the 73 know the g3 that person anymore
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that was running like iOS to oh my god
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my foot who's running that was running
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it was a thing where i went and bought
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some recording software and the
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recording software required that I have
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a piece that I have a board put into the
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town only getting bored and that's what
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you buy at our community boards in it
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that's right and so I so sup the tower
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myself and put the board for my
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recording software in there
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jiminy Christmas this was a big time
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movie but then then the thing is not a
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thing that you can just sell because
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it's got your own for you personalize it
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with your own stuff that you're born
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into that board now is worth zero
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dollars it's worth less than two
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well yeah um so I was kid I was attached
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to these guys now you say to me Oh go
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into the store and see if you like the
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feel of it will of course I'm going to
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the store and you see if this thing is
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usable of course it's I don't try to be
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rational about this and go and only real
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just doop de doop
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no I wanted and I get everyone's well
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somebody on on the internet will save
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some song and I just stopped listening
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because i'm a member of this religion
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but you know where they also remember
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from a practical basis i mean it said
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that's funny and true but you're also
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part of that ecosystem it's like that
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stuff kind of makes sense to you and the
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ecosystem such as it is it's as much as
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it's like what is whoever Mark Twain and
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democracy you know it's like all the
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other ones shittier yeah that was
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Abraham Lincoln but yes all you sure
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about that at all the other ones are
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skinnier Abraham Lincoln upton sinclair
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I felt like yeah Robert rabbit rest
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yes sure it felt like when I went into
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the store the last time that I was so
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yield to this universe this ecosystem if
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you will
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I was I was like one of those New Yorker
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cartoons where two guys are hanging by
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shackles with long periods and look it
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get a cell its introduction and somebody
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else then one of them said there are
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15,000 bricks in myself and I've counted
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them all and the other one said have you
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named them yet
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I was like yeah that's my life Yeah
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right there
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apple and they can do whatever they want
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with me they take away the black
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turtlenecks they put people in kinkos
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shirts and they're telling me they're
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partnering with with your meeting with
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pokemon they poked with a partner with
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that with Mario partner with mario gold
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bar air who and like like Phil sent me
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an email the other day a Smokey the Bear
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watch it was like what I don't usually
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open their emails but I open this one
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say who and there was a watch that's a
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filthy little watch made by be shinola
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company can shinola is a brand-new the
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olden times they literally bought the
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name of the shoe polish company to
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inmate watches
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yeah they bought him some some hipsters
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a fifty-year-old hipster I mean this
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happened like I think that's probably
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happened during your daughter's life
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time this is not this is not an old
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brand in the last five years yeah it's
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about matters worse
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it says shinola circuit and 1912 sure
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there's macklemore's making watches it
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and then the watch costs a thousand
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dollars but now but now in in it in a
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triple brand in the hat trick of
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branding and it's got a Smokey the Bear
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shinola has put a smokey the bear face
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on the filson watch to commemorate the
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national parks now that's that's that's
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that's a nice gesture and this is a
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business so this is a watch for a
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thousand dollars by giving us two
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schools probably mmm I don't think
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they're giving them away
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ok i looked at it and and gosh darn it
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if that little smokey the bear face
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wasn't somewhat enticing to he's like
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part of our childhood i watch with
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smokey on it please you only you only
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you who
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and I but then I realized that I was
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being manipulated
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yeah and you know they might as well put
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mr. your face on it they put mr. your
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content API would be that what i would
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have been upstairs in my shoebox captain
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out my silver dollar only you only
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