Roderick on the Line

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00:00:20 ◼   ► hello hi John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► good why are you laughing oh I heard the [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► squawk squawk squawk of seabirds they're [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► probably fighting over a dead rat yeah [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► good for them the hair they're real [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► they're real nice [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► yells don't really eat anything I saw an [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► infographic about possums the other day [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► oh yeah it says basically said in that [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► hey you know what'd be nice two possums [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► because they have a lot of disadvantages [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► but that's that's true what we are [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► privileged we should be aware of that [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► and there they are blind and have rat [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► tails and nobody likes their face [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► let's be honest there of their monsters [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► they're terrifying but apparently turns [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► out according to this infographic I [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► found on tumblr which is never wrong [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► right I opossum and no possum is an [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► animal that we'll eat lots of nuisance [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► animals i see it can eat tix and yet [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► turns out it is immune to Lyme disease [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► it's like America's little garbage man [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► how do you who survived on a diet of tix [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► I well I think they eat lots of [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► different find infographic if you want I [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► I think that's just part of their of [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► their menu [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► here's an interesting fact about possums [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► em I'm able to do ready but possums are [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► cats will accept possums and possums [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► except cats as like Co habit ators like [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► a cat and I have seen this with mine own [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► eyes [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► mmm a possible enter yard where there is [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► previously a cat and the cat will just [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► sit and lick its paws is that right and [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► the possible just walk right on by the [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► cats just looking at spawn and you're in [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► your thinking do your job sir Mike hello [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► cat here is vermin [TS]

00:02:11 ◼   ► yeah and the cat says no this is my [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► brethren who the possibility of a humble [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► possum [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► I consider a friend John are there other [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► kinds of pairings like this in nature [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► are there situations in the biome were [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► two seemingly incompatible creatures can [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► find some kind of common cause I feel [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► like a whale sharks and run [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► Laura mm right a Remora will just attach [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► itself to a welsher when you know when [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► we were making it science in nature's [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► in-app purchase that's right exactly [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► when we were making our real analogy you [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► know I was thinking of a this the sort [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► of leech like quality of certain kinds [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► of meals and primarily Remora but I [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► don't want to confuse people heal is [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► much better when I think it's clear [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► flammable and inflammable but that's [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► right they both mean the same thing [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► that's that that's really unfortunate [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► too confusing thing it is confusing well [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► it's like it's like regardless and [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► irregardless is that a word [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► oh I like that is a word i think it's a [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► work regardless you know I'm afraid it's [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► not what about braggadocious is that a [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► word [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► absolutely delicious and braggadocio I [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► know brain OC oh yeah [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► mamada spicy meatball braggadocious is [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► something that rhymes with [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► oh man you know you know you have you [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► have great flow word something I've [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► always admired about you [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► well [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► oh well look fresh I wonder where you [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► got them [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► polyester pants with the big [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► bell-bottoms big brim hat makes me wanna [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► holler a monkey plaid jacket with the [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► 20-foot college dance of 10 don't step [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► on my toe with the platform shoes from [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► the flashback star you make good money [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► so I don't understand why a dress like a [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► shop out of garbage can go into pitt [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► shooting like Cupid you or that don't [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► mean nothing like loopt it [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► Oh looted a sign under what you like in [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► case you missed it on the one that said [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► just grab them in the biscuits really [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► give him the Gatsby not hammer boom [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► gasps base [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► I was a little late today huh [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► you had your reasons i went to a lunch [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► the terrible thing in life is that every [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► man has his reasons everybody has his [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► reasons i went to lunch today [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► oh there's my ride home now haha [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► supertanker pulse in various white train [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► pulls out I i went to lunch of the day [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► and I should i was there on time and I [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► got out of my car and I was like on time [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► Charlie look at me I'm gonna go in there [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► and get a table [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► wait for these other suckers to roll in [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► a lot of people say there's no such [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► thing as being on time you're only early [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► or late [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► well so that's right exactly although i [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► was i felt like i was precisely on time [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► and I walk in and here are these two a.m [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► fuckers who will who are sitting there [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► at the table already and I walk over and [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► I'm like what's up prompt and the one [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► guy who's name is derrick ford esco and [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► he's the bass player of the murder city [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► devils and of pretty girls make great so [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► you're in talks and now of the now of [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► the cave singer there's going to be [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► internet chatter about this are you in [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► talks so just talking to the job just [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► talking [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► yeah and he says oh yeah being late is [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► bullshit don't give me any of that late [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► shit [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► who interesting i was like who slowly [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► roll Johnny and then the other guy that [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► we're having lunch with brian Yeager is [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► also already Roderick's make graves a [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► hospital pretty rock and roll guitar [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► player [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► hmm he says all yeah late for hit that [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► don't be late [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► that's like the lamest thing and I was [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► like okay all right everybody slow down [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► this sounds ago and more you know video [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► and uh and then they both my back and [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► forth a couple times realizing as [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► realizing from my reaction that I was [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► Lady make later ssin they were like I [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► mean you know habitually never felt like [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► man people that are late [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► fuck those people that's uncool you [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► gotta be on time or early [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► those are the only options i was like [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► shit man this this lunches off to a [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► whiz-bang starter who dressing me down [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► you need that you need to maintain an [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► expectation you know em what you think [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► you mean you know about like maintain [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► other people's expectations of me [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► mhm gotta manage that shit yeah well you [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► know who who's the songwriter at that [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► lunch another like right songwriters [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► late [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► yeah some writers got deep thoughts to [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► think cold day in hell when I start [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► taking notes from a fucking bass player [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► ah mhm I mean I'll take notes like if [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► I'm playing the bass sure somebody said [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► to me I started doing the snapchats now [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► write your snapchat how's it going well [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► no it's very confusing [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► I've heard it's very confusing it but I [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► but somebody a comment because of his [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► people want to comment on your snapchats [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► but the only place that they can do that [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► is on Twitter so the only communication [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► i get about my snapchats is on other [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► social media platforms that's confusing [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► it's like getting footnotes in a [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► separate book [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► exactly thats person receives move so [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► like people are watching my snaps but [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► they have no in-app capability to [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► respond at all but thought was the chat [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► part mean you can send another you can [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► send that person a snap [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► yes you can snap back to him oh and that [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► thatthat's regarded as a chat [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► I guess so to speak you you're speaking [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► of visually yeah but I don't know [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► anybody thrown snaps at me [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► oh don't have it you can't eat [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► you can't heart me can't repay me can't [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► do anything [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► oh but I get I guess I get tweets about [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► the snaps and somebody treats me and [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► says your voice is a lot different your [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► snaps I'm like what are you talking [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► about the video [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► yeah i'm doing videos on snow you do via [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► snap sorry it's like vine I'm doing [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► fines on snaps i see you snap your fine [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► i well I'm fine and snappy finding the [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► snow yeah I'm not snapping anybody [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► because i haven't made vines in a long [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► time he couldn't wait anymore [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► yeah what are you making vines about [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► although i still would be an Internet [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► comedian file account still click on I [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► still click on links sometimes in [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► twitter that take me to buy because I [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► follow a lot of people in black Twitter [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► I was that writing is different from [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► where Twitter very different i mean [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► there is some overlap of black Twitter [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► and where Twitter Venn diagram you get a [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► little bit of overlap is underwear black [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► Twitter you know I don't there's a not a [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► weird like Twitter oh you're talking [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► yes there is a weird well i don't know i [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► think i think weird Twitter there are [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► black Twitterers who who work within [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► weird Twitter hmm i don't think there's [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► enough of that there's actually like [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► weird like where we're at last matter [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► but i do feel that from black Twitter I [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► get sent to vine [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► oh yeah the hashtags and vines ya allah [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► that's where i'm seeing I get it I get [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► the feeling a lot of the scent hashtags [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► made out of sentences are black Twitter [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► thing is that right [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► I don't see the IC hashtags out of [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► sentences do you know you're eating at [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► McDonald's win move five ways to end a [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► bris or whatever like you get to get [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► these I've seen those in the trending [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► and I'm like that huh [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► I I feel like well there are a couple of [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► black Twitter's let's be honest there [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► are 15 black Twitter's and I don't [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► really get I'm not into the like hashtag [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► sentences world if I see somebody that's [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► hashtag sentencing me a lot in any [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► Twitter world [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► oh I generally move away from them [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► towards someone else I've noticed in my [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► twitter feed know lately who I can't [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► believe we're sitting here talking [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► already this long about Twitter but [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► anymore [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► nine out of ten tweets in my feed our [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► links [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► right links to elsewhere you know like [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► here's the thing i saw take a look at [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► this here's the thing i wrote here's a [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► blah blah blah Lincoln links [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► hmm and I'm like where you know then [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► I'll see somebody who's just using [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► Twitter the way we used to do which is [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► like here's a tweet i made you know and [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► it's like oh what a refreshing breath of [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► pressure [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► mr. and mrs. i misspoke Twitter yeah [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► just like oh this is a person who is [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► still making tweets not linking to [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► something not using it as a you know [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► some diabolical Clearinghouse but they [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► treated like the last row of desks in a [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► fifth-grade class which is what it [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► should be [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► Wow last row of desks in 1st 5th grade [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► class that's a great Morsi song i really [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► love your flow [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► thank you man you're just like 222 don't [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► call it a comeback [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► the last row deaths in a bit grade class [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► of that with twitter is to my ass [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► sitting here joke my mom I asked i got [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► lots of boogers and gum under my desk [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► WikiWiki will be displaying rhyme with [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► desk flow flow flow i got the realm lew [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► you remember a little Flo Flo bomb the [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► bass I and so you got a snapchat and I [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► gotta snaps right and somebody says my [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► voice sounds different and I said you [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► know of course because i can't let up [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► comment like that go by yeah I say [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► exactly what way does my voice sound [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► different on the one media versus the [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► other [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► well apparently my voice on the podcast [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► is deeper and fuller and richer [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► hm whereas on the snaps which where [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► where my voice is being transmitted [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► through the tiniest microphone ever made [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► in history of my voice sounds thinner [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► and I didn't want to go I didn't want to [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► go like 15 tweets deep into this but I'm [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► like yes I am speaking into a [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► professional microphone on the podcast [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► going into a professional it [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► analog-to-digital converter know where [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► is on snapchat right I'm not to you know [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► to digital all the way down and what I [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► hear my voice like when I make a video [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► of my daughter I actually talk faster in [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► real life [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► which seems improbable and I sound like [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► me a four-year-old trying to play like a [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► Charlie Parker solo [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► uh-huh on I 11 on your nose well well [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► well you're looking better but Obama [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► banana [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► well that was that's one of the things [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► you can hear I want to philip larkin [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► forget who it was but somebody who is a [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► critical jack says every Charlie Parker [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► riff sounds like the woody woodpecker's [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► so no that's a peanuts a peanut [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► I think that's strange because i thought [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► the whole deal with all this social [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► nonsense was it's all about the [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► commenting I well I don't know I don't [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► know anymore i I'm trying you're [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► enjoying the change their snapping a [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► chance [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► it's interesting that snapping chat has [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► inspired me it to a different style [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► something i would not have done on vine [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► which is just little you know I'm just [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► walking along and I throw up the [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► snapchat and i go about Bob Barker took [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► a guy walking out a little bit [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► Bob and avoid concert difference i know [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► and and I don't know what is so much [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► more like his stick interstitial would [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► Whitney's pick up the bottom I something [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► like that guy that I was in that [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► bandwidth briefly who played the flute [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► and also talked into the flute as he [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► went by [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► well with cause whatever happened he was [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► scattering not talking was just like [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► what well i reckon i don't think i'd [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► like that at all i was going to [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► Hyderabad sure whatever but like now the [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► catalonia smoke like growing along but [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► like it's part of the tune like he's [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► doing a tuvan flute singing he's a [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► scattered gasps getting even [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► but he's doing it over the top of the [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► flute so all of the scattering also has [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► like o.o accompaniment [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► oh and then he'll been you'll do some to [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► some flute riffing it's very jazz [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► oh sure you know jazz flute oh yeah what [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► are you gonna do what is that jean-luc [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► ponty isn't he the jazz flute guy who [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► have to look that up as well as my file [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► card on jazz flute I think it's always [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► John jean-luc ponty punkte see is he a [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► flutist pharmd isn't he the person he [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► says it all he plays the fiddle the film [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► he whistles into it didn't really funky [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► sounds easy [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► tell me do you a range i'm asking this [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► question I know the answer means you [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► arrange the keys on your keychain into a [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► system [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► absolutely and how many keys are on your [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► keychain right now exactly two yep yep [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► yep yep yep yep exactly to Bob perfect [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► album telephone cheeseburger bang [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► telephone telephone me up yeah you keep [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► I have a lot of keys on my ring right [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► now and I as you can imagine arrange [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► them but they somehow have become [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► unarranged and it's because I gave you [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► know I took a couple of keys off to give [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► to somebody when I was on I was away and [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► then another key had to go off and then [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► back on and now every time I come to a [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► door [TS]

00:15:56 ◼   ► oh I stand there like a fucking ape like [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► starting over [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► yeah it's like it's like you handed it's [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► like you handed 5q balls to an ape and [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► asked him to play stalker haha that's [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► rough [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► right yeah well it's like what the and I [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► understand their pcs to play an [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► Eightball it doesn't everything isn't [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► snicker snicker snackers little table [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► here drink some ale with the little pot [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► a little pilot watch some cricket got [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► five cue balls so I'm there I'm standing [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► flipping through kies people with [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► violence behind this is no way to live [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► John but but now I'm kind enough I [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► someone screwed up i'm baffled by the [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► keys i have I don't know how to arrange [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► them anymore i bet i've been like I feel [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► like left behind everybody else is being [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► raptured and I'm standing here to sign [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► the fucking keys to the door with a [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► miserable feeling yeah yeah I have two [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► keys so that's not you can't really call [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► that a system that's the system always a [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► system buddy i haven't and I have a nice [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► strong i don't know what you call that [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► ring when you call that ring with the [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► with the overlap way keychain what you [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► call that there's gonna be any maybe a [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► term of art for that key ring [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► preservatives [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► well there's no it's not the kind with a [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► clasp it's the kind it's got the little [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► you put your thumbnail under there and [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► you open it up a little bit and then you [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► turn it in turn it in turn it and it's [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► almost like here's now here's a life [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► hack [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► I think putting keys on a keychain is a [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► lot like backing up a truck with a [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► trailer [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► you just have to tell your mind to do [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► the opposite of what you think he should [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► do you ever had that advice with passion [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► of the trailer [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► well yeah right i mean it's like grab [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► the bottom of the wheel and do [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► everything backwards it's like you're in [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► a canoe when you're in an eddy your your [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► becalmed yeah in Eddie but you're going [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► to enter the street you're going to [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► enter this the river the stream again [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► from the side you're going to go into [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► the river but you're in the river [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► already but you're in a your becalmed [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► you're in you're ready you're ready here [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► and you're gonna head in because the [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► thing is you don't want it or not it's [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► not a it's not a thing where you can [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► just just gradually join the flow of the [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► river you have to you have to go [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► straight in from the side home and if [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► you lean up river which every cell in [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► your body is telling you to do because [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► you're going from calm to rapid [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► everything tells you lean upriver if [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► that happens if you do that you're gonna [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► flip that canoe and the last thing you [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► think to do the last thing you want to [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► do is lean down river when you enter [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► into a river that away from the side [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► uh-huh not what you want to do not only [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► lean down river but like stretch here or [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► out as far as you can down river and [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► pull huh [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► that is not what your body wants to see [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► it's counter-intuitive it's a ticket to [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► canoeing turns out that's right that's [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► where that's how you're going to survive [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► that move [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► and you know there's a lot of there's a [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► lot of things like this but the room [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► you're saying there's a lot of things [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► where you should not listen to your [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► instincts [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► yeah it's like it's like a possum in the [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► cap m was a lot like a possibility that [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► you've got to learn that sometimes [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► sometimes your instincts are not just [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► they're the opposite and then you have [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► to learn that expertise you learn that [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► that's right thats the opposite ya like [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► like saying when's the baby due [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► never say that don't say when's the baby [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► due I've done it haha [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► I've done I've done it I did it I did it [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► I did it I I this is not a bit i [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► actually have done that and no i don't [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► know i don't say that [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► what happened so the fuck you talking [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► about yeah i don't i'm not having a baby [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah yeah that's no that's no [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► Herbie Herbie Mann is a well-known jazz [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► flautist really good look at the [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► wikipedia page trying to find there's a [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► name for for scatting while you play [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► flute didn't hurt you man through the [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► didn't do all the music from Miami Vice [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► already did you rock it don't stop it [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► okay you just you just completed three [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► things in the most amazing way Michael [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► man directed Miami Vice the guy the guy [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► from that Jeff Beck thing young farmer [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► did the music i see on homer and then [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► Herbie Hancock did a rocket rocket about [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► problems [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► it's nothing yet Papa Papa papa Topo uh [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► right up till don't oh if the people I i [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► feel like the music of yon Homer who uh [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► it holds up [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► I had that record with him and jeff beck [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► Werebear no brow pop while see what [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► mythical of oh you know it was great it [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► was a [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► was him and Neal Schon is a no more lies [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► said Hagar shown their engineers and [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► just what was the one young hammer and [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► Neil I think they didn't do an album [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► together and they're in a cage and he's [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► playing like a quitar sure I hammer lies [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► lies no more lies that America's ahsaas [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► Lives lives lives yeah it's gonna get [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► you a lot [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► yeah yeah here to stay by shown and [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► Hammer with the hit song no more lies [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► you'll notice the lies were a big theme [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► in a tease papo sing it sister [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► what does that song by Berlin oh no [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► uh-uh not Berlin missing persons they [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► had a song about like you do they had [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► the walking in LA [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► they had down they were good and missing [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► persons missing persons were a good band [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► they suffered from a tease production [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► which I know we're not going to get into [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► it's one of things we don't talk about [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► but they were great their lives Frank [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► Zappa's band that's right that's right a [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► Dale Bozzio de Blasio eww the Dale [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► Bozzio still no I probably don't [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► remember if you don't make me their [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► number is our um well did I ever tell [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► you about the time that I met Dale [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► Bozzio the sake of argument no tell me [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► what when did you need you you're [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► telling me you met Dale Bozzio not only [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► oh wait you saw her on the street [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► yeah yes Charlotte would you come to the [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► shell was that and i saw on the street i [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► was reading I was riding a bicycle right [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► not a thing I always do [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► mhm and uh and i'm i'm riding along and [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► here's this this tiny little creature [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► with you know sort of flamboyant hair [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► pink and blonde hair and this was before [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► everybody was wearing pink hair if you [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► know what I'm saying uh-huh [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► it was a different city laughter that's [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► it I ride pastor and I just it's not a [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► thing that I normally don't want not [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► walking around carrying Dale Bozzio his [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► name in my head [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► I get bailing adeline Terry it's [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► confusing because it Terry Dale Terry [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► day to talk about the two chipmunks [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► yeah i think i have her Terry and Dale [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► well no repaired right Terry Bozzio was [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► the drummer and zap and he's good he's [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► the famous drummer that's like look at [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► everything look at his set oh my [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► goodness [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► everybody says the military budget [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► whoo-hoo and then tales this is dead [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► John this is he has five base in five [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► kick drums go go watch go watch right [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► I'm not right now but go watch soon some [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► videos of a early missing person because [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► it's really one of those things where ya [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► the drummer husband of the lead singer [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► the drummer really does believe that he [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► is the featured player [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► yeah and and his family over [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► compensating John he's got one two three [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► he's got at least eight hi hats in this [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► photo i'm looking at he's got all these [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► crash cymbals up over his head he's got [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► more drugs than any three normal people [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► yeah he's got a lot of drums and these [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► can be speed plays him all he's saying [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► this forward that's Terry Bozzio but you [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► know Dale Bozzio and there were there [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► were quite a few sort of punky new wave [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► female lead performer think you got you [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► i think a lot of the tone was set by [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► wendy williams and that was exactly what [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► I was about to say sorry no no youyou [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► it's one another example of your my mind [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► meld mmm that video where Wendy Williams [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► is riding on top of a semi truck and [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► they crashed through a wall of [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► television sets [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► yeah where she is where she has [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► electrical tape over her nipple I do [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► remember that yes boy that really made a [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► last name printed on that and and you [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► know you combine combine that with some [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► your rhythm mix and some missing persons [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► and you really have a new there was a [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► new model for this was not something [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► that you know none of these performers [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► were going to be they weren't former [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders you know what [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► I'm saying I totally know what you're [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► saying [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► therefore they were new cut a new colour [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► cloth em and then it may have made a [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► definite and lasting impression the hair [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► thing was important you had down you had [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► like for example you had with your name [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► Alana from Thompson Twins she had that [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► she had the funny hair and flame at all [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► that hat was so awful i could not get [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► Ilana I could not follow a lot of miles [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► I think [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► yeah that was not that was not my gym [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► cool but Bananarama an amazing hair kind [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► of love me some Bananarama and there was [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► obviously like one member of Bananarama [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► just as there was one member of TLC that [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► I really fixated on [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► yeah i think is almost always because [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► kind of the Dennis DeYoung problem or [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► the Peter Cetera problem when you get [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► this one person who kind of or maybe the [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► beyonce problem canonically where [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► there's one person who kind of becomes [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► the front persons happen with the the [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► guy Thor from the band Thor is that you [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► get the person who becomes the front [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► person was like hey what about me you [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► know i'm tommy shaw i say this fucking [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► band [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► yeah you know about me i'm tommy shaw [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► yeah I'm the drumsticks i'm going crazy [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► on the cocaine what about me i'm jessica [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► sailor [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► yeah right let's go here definitely [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► where's my soup here's the thing about [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► Tommy try never liked his face [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► yeah he had their yeah the eighties were [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► a problem he is his hair and his face [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► did not match his body and not benefit [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► from a white jumpsuit [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► ok that being hit sartorial problems I [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► mean paradise theater [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► I think they finally decided they were [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► going to wear funny outfits Andrew died [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► in the bear [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► the dice against young he looks kind of [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► like a like somebody works on a Midway [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► he you gotta get was John and Chuck [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► panozzo ojon and truck and I forget to [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► pay the electric bill but I know these [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► names and so you got him to get the [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► drugs cooked up Jesse drummer goblins [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► and governance soul right and he's [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► wearing like Ali's we just like [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► hammersmith lap with short pants [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► schmidlap in short pants made up and I [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► know I know a serial then you got you [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► got out his brother playing the bass [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► look on wearing a tie [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► sure than the time that was the one and [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► it probably a leather tie right skinny [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► red leather might be leather tie usually [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► already sharp sort of a billy joel billy [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► joel pioneered the skinny red leather [TS]

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00:29:45 ◼   ► Roderick online [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► did you just give Billy Joel the gas [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► face i gave him the boom really don't [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► get JY JY was tall [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► Regina was tall and had really really [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► unfortunate hair all that hair that hair [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► looked like you're married remember the [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► but remember the loaf of bread that had [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► butter in the top sure you gotta split [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► up butter top bread without butter top [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► bread totally remember that butter top [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► what was that stuff called hidden valley [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► ranch no other sort of butter but love [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► it was Regina talk left [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► yes camel camel bread cameltoe idiot and [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► his hair looked like that and then a set [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► of curtains through right if you put a [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► little you put a split top of bread on [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► top of ya top of my car that had [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► curtains in the windows and it was gonna [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► do that really [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► yeah yeah I know you're right and then I [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► remember and I'm just don't try to [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► remember here I feel like then Tommy [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► Shaw had like a white jumpsuit and he [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► was like robin zander sighs she's like a [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► little guy yea he's only 52 or who did [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► you know that this exact thing happened [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► to the posies our good friends the post [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► which exact thing [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► well not the jumpsuit or the muffin top [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► bread [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► ok but the posies signed and the poses [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► to the for those who are not familiar [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► oh my gosh were a band with Tuco lead [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► singers cocoa songwriters and and both I [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► mean we kid but my goodness I love the [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► posies songwriter even yeah well I [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► didn't like her for me like i was still [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► taking stuff off the radio into the [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► nineties and I remember catching my big [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► mouth and I told you this before but [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► hearing my big mouth on the radio and [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► like I was just blown away [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► the reason we talk so much about the [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► poses on this program is that without [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► the posies there would be no John and [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► marilyn m [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► oh my gosh this is true haha oh my [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► goodness oh sassette gonna catch a movie [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► with the subway same thing [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► oh my goodness you're right there with [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► butterfly flaps its wings in China [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► yeah right and then the prettiest [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► butterflies all the way down that's [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► right and when you are in oakland [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► watching a ken stringfellow show that [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► nobody else attended you know I met us [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► remember that night ever mention that [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► yes you did yeah in any case the when [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► the posy signed to a major label design [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► too [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► Warner Brothers and let's call it Warner [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► Brothers the for the sake of argument [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► let's call it border water boat [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► mm uh they decided that John our was [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► well-suited to be the front man and they [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► pushed him forward in all the band [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► photos really at that time house how [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► does one say a little more live [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► mm he had kind of like sort of handsome [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► handsome boy that looks so he was [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► good-looking and can look a little bit [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► like a bottle opener [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► ken was awkward yeah and had sort of a [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► praying mantis that had been dipped in [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► some frosting vibe if you took a praying [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► mantis and dipped in frosting [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► that's how they got that title praying [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► mantis on the beater he the praying [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► mantis would not be into it now the [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► frosting would not be becoming on the [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► praying mantis and that he was just like [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► wow and so John our he's going he's also [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► he's kind of got theater nerd written [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► all over hell he does do you think a [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► little bit like John with his with his [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► big like wonder stuff hair he kind of [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► had that like you know indie rock vibe [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► yeah John seemed like a guy who had [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► never had sex before but when when he [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► did have sex look out world [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► oh goodness whereas you know whereas can [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► yes seems like somebody who had had a [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► lot of sort of awkward sex in squats [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► maybe more like locker rooms i'm not [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► sure i can't i can't go back in time and [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► reimagine the poses because it's all two [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► threaded through the world right but [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► before we get is a sarcophagus he's [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► letting his mom sarcophagus that's right [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► that's right that's right before he [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► realized before he became immune to [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► sunlight and garlic [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► yeah he was you know and and and if you [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► look at them when they had Robert Smith [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► hair who John looks like robert smith is [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► coming out and looks like remember that [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► weird a game where it was like a game [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► that you would your parents would buy [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► you if you were going on a long road [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► trip where you could use a pen and [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► magnetize use a use the pen to draw on a [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► character of a man with the family guy [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► with the metal shavings there with the [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► metal sure it looked like a skinny one [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► of those interesting anyway though [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► because John our was a was a great [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► guitar player and also here's the the [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► terrible part wrote the pop songs wrote [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► the hits can wrote all the difficult [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► material [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► oh interesting so here's John Doe golden [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► slumbers that's John gone blue I yeah [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► says the way you in you I don't make me [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► explain myself I cannot go down the post [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► catalog and tell you who wrote what [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► because they both sing on every song and [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► they sound so much sand it was great did [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► have a live recording of them in France [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► doing surrender and it seems obvious to [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► me that they are going to try and outdo [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► who can take it up a fifth octave [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► another field another octave and they [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► keep finding new impossible harmonies [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► until it's utterly unlistenable yeah [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► yeah well it's awesome but so is ok so [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► he's the rock guy if you look at the [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► pictures from that certain air that [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► initial era Jon is so far in front of [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► the other dudes and the thing is I'm [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► sure when the photographer was taking [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► the pictures he was like now can you [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► step forward you know now [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► Musburger you step forward but all those [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► other photos ended up in the garbage and [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► the on the label wanted were the ones [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► with our way forward so far forward that [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► the other guys are like blurry and no [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► that is not good for morale right and so [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► and so can was like but but but like Co [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► singer co songwriter co front person [TS]

00:35:55 ◼   ► they really share the duties on stage [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► but during that era and you know as time [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► went on can became more of a you know / [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► living anymore real boy he became a [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► little bit more of a real boy and John [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► you know suffered a little some aging [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► related issues at some cats but um but [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► yeah I think about that all the time [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► when i think about this this sort of who [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► me because yeah I think it inspired a [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► lot of unhealthy competition in those [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► guys that all [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► ready had a lot of competition [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► motivating them because what he did not [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► mean i would hate to be in a band where [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► I wasn't the sex symbol luckily I was [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► always the sex symbol in every band i [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► was it [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► that's true but your band photos mm-hmm [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► never really quite did you guys justice [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► but let's not talk about him [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► I'm so embarrassed by them know that [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► they weren't bad but they didn't really [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► know but they just they just didn't [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► really do justice to the bottom of my [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► photos of you terrible my photos of you [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► guys I think photo of you guys in muni [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► where I think you're making a face and [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► and Sean staring off in the distance I [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► think that should be the band photo you [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► were a great photographer Merlin and you [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► use some of your photos i still turn to [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► as examples of how i wish to be [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► represented a pasar ahora con 47 and [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► Cape smoking ask are pursued by police [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► as a lot of this accident [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► no I'd like that to be the photo will [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► use for every all the promo alright guys [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► literally anything else we we did use [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► that is probing forth i dealt with bar [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► suit on that and they were like hey [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► we're going to use this and they used to [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► give me the high quality so i gave my [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► quality does finally who do you think I [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► wasn't for me who went when people [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► listen to this podcast yeah i think [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► there are people who think that I'm a [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► sex symbol of this podcast and there are [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► people who think that you're the sex [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► symbol [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► we are the moses of podcasts you think [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► there's John people in merlin people do [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► you ever think do you ever get [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► communications from people where it's [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► evident that they are like I would like [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► to sex you Merlin I used to get [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► something more like that but not really [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► no I had about I had a good ten day [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► period when I was about 20 and I didn't [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► utilize it and it's just been it's been [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► a rough road ever since I swear to you [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► that picture of you in that Air Force [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► fatigue jacket on the head and jacket [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► with that with the Henderson jacket [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► which i still have and the blond [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► mustache for your kind of crouching in a [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► subway station but you're looking up at [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► the camera [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► uh-huh and you look like you look like [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► the prints from the princess bride now [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► ya see I used to look like Carrie always [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► people don't believe that [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► yeah is that [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► look like you're always in a little bit [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► like Michael Palin don't nobody would [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► believe that now you look great as agree [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► now just exactly like him and I said I [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► think of that photo all the time like oh [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► merlin real singer that's like your [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► picture of me my picture of young Merlin [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► Merlin know when he's out there playing [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► bacon ray I'm going to new york sometime [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► and wearing a Henderson jacket and [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► Anderson jacket and I'm just like oh you [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► must have really what i look like i had [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► i had pretty weird i had like three [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► different haircuts does a bear would not [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► like my hair I like three different [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► haircuts [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► yeah I think of you the things sometimes [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► like I've been pals with you for a while [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► I never seen you not wearing Jackie [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► rockstar classes in with a beard and [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► then I thought when I want when you [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► first started sleeping at my house in [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► your underwear and see without your [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► glasses you look so different without [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► your glasses and I see photos of you as [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► a kid without glasses and I think it's [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► like the weirdest thing in the world do [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► I look like myself as a kid [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► not really because you know you have a [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► beard Shape face [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► yeah that's right yeah my god people say [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► all the time about my daughter that she [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► looks exactly like she was looking at [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► the shelter [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► she's just a little child and she's also [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► a girl and I don't look like that [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► anymore i looked like that when I was a [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► baby but how do you see any resemblance [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► oh there's a huge resemblance yeah well [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► now that's very flattering to me because [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► I think that she's a beautiful little [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► girl she's being a little bit impatient [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► in parades she wants to get to the end [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► of the parade sometimes three quarters [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► of the way through the parade she's [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► looking to the end of the parade [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► I i seen its like clowns John I think [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► people miss remember what was fun during [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► childhood I don't you see there there [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► are people who still hire clowns to do [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► things or put their kids in proximity to [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► clowns and act like there's anybody has [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► ever enjoyed a cloud in the same with [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► parades like a parade is I don't know it [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► has that ever been that fun for a kid [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► even just to even to be in a parade [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► yeah let alone to sit on the floor [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► tiling some clouds rolled up on us [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► is that right and they came right up and [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► they were wanted to put a button on her [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► here and they wanted to talk to her and [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► she was like I'm not having any cloud hm [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► and then one clown was like on a clown [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► and she said yeah alright your clown [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► like okay I'm not you know like I'm not [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► scared I'm not gonna like recoil from [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► I'm not gonna cry I wouldn't give you [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► that I wouldn't give you cry I'm just [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► gonna she just eyeballing she just [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► stared him down until the clouds like [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► slowly backed away and I said maybe you [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► know like clowns they're just trying to [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► have fun they're just the consciousness [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► because just fun times you know they're [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► just like joking just like I don't like [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► class and say oh well you know yourself [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► a lot better than I did when I was your [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► age because at your age I felt obligated [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► to like clowns [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► I was there was a different time you [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► call people sir and you act like enjoyed [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► clowns that she did because adults were [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► like hey this is the one day a year when [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► we're going to look at you and say that [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► it's time for you to have fun and look [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► what we did we got a bunch of clowns and [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► so you better fucking enjoy it oh yes [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► for you buddy was like don't be a dare [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► ok I don't want to touch and i remember [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► very distinctly going to a birthday [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► party where there were clouds and then [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► left a lasting negative impression [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► well I mean I don't beat to death but I [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► feel like if you're going to be a [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► responsible Clown College faculty member [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► I think the first thing you teach first [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► day you're sitting there in the [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► multi-purpose room talking about the [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► future compounds and the first thing you [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► have to make clear look as you may know [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► or maybe you'd fucking don't know not [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► everybody loves clowns [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► so it's like the Hippocratic clown [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► earth-like number not do no harm fucking [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► like gauge what the kid wants like no [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► because like the thing is what if you [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► are in any other adult imagine [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► everything a clown does being done by a [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► middle-aged man without makeup and it's [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► horrifying looks what makes dressing [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► like a fucking clown make that better [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► I'll get up in a kid's face and give him [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► a balloon what are you know I don't [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► wanna balloon well I don't see what you [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► haven't coming out of a white van [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► well I like that my feeling about a [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► clown is this [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► oh all clowns are only there to [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► contextualize the sad clowns [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► oh I don't want any happiness except to [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► frame the sad clowns the few sad clowns [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► are the only clouds that matter and all [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► the happy clouds are just are you know [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► just the noise and and the it's the it's [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► like the soft focus or the pits like the [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► penthouse magazine lens uh where you've [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► got the Vaseline smeared around the lens [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► so all you can see is the sad clown in [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► the middle because all because all [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► interact with the SATCOM all day I like [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► a sad clown you know you getting the [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► classic line and get the three kinds of [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► clowns [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► there's a lot of artfulness in that I i [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► like that three cuts the three clowns [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► you meet in heaven [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► yeah duh no III climbing as a a is like [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► a french art like okay fine that's cool [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► there's a lot of French I think you [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► shouldn't shouldn't force onto preschool [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► aged kids pointillism is not going to be [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► appreciated they did well enough about [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► lighting contrast that's true i think [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► that what kids want to see is [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► knife-throwing yeah there's not a kid in [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► the world that doesn't understand knife [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► through i think also whip cracking [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► that's fun i do like that physical but I [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► mean like physical weird physical skills [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► that could be extremely dangerous are [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► very hypnotic to a lot of kids [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► what was the last time you saw somebody [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► get a pie in the face [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► Oh like outside like a TV show and like [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► an actual pie in the face it right in [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► front of you and I'm not talking about [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► some Harlem Globetrotters a bucket of [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► confetti now yeah I'm talking about like [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► Taylor you know the armored brothers [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► used to do that game they don't throw [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► water on you like oh my god here comes a [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► big bucket of water all it's a sparkles [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► i I can't I as I sit here right now [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► don't be 15 few months I can't say the [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► last time I saw somebody with a pie that [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► wasn't a protest or like on a comedy [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► show a pie in the face now think about [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► yeah [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► think about if you and I resurrected the [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► pie in the face now I know this isn't [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► your scene you know I don't want to hear [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► you out [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► well I'm just saying everybody's you [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► know in the in particularly in this [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► contemporary world where it's like how [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► do how do you distinguish yourself in a [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► world of millions and millions of people [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► taking vines of themselves everything [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► right i mean i did also i think that'd [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► be technically a macro aggression i said [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► it's absolutely a full-on aggression [TS]

00:45:15 ◼   ► yeah except it's an aggression featuring [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► banana cream last true now what if in [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► the the pie throwing big time but [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► follows your your clown precept which is [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► do not throw a pie at somebody that you [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► don't feel is ready to have a Python [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► don't you know don't you know like that [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► computer programs and cats and let them [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► come to you [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► a woman said to me the other day why is [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► it that men feel like it's acceptable to [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► play air drums at a woman and stare at [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► them while they're doing i will make it [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► like a dude face [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► well just know just like you to do you [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► know or like playing air base when [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► there's a song playing in the in the on [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► the radio [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► uh-huh and I was like I don't know man [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► want to show off and that's that it's I [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► mean it's embarrassing [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► yeah they know all the parts it's [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► humiliating when you really shine a [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► light on it but you know it seems she [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► was like no I think it's really sexually [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► aggressive sexually aggressive to air [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► dry matter lady to donate our drummer [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► the lady and I was like I was like this [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► is I'm only getting out of this [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► conversation [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► literally every day I'm learning things [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► that there's a time when I would have [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► thought that was totally appropriate and [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► now I see that that's probably not a [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► nice thing to do i guess not i don't [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► care don't care musician at somebody [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► directly and so banana cream pie you've [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► got one let's say yeah you look around [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► the room for two criteria somebody has [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► to deserve somehow a banana cream pie in [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► the face but also they have to be ready [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► to take up and can it can they take and [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► make sure you pie up don't pipe down [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► 3w want to buy up because I down after [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► by you're going to lose a pie [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► I mean this is Arthur castus whole [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► theory of creativity you know what when [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► the lady slips on the ice [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► it's a it's not funny you know when when [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► when you know like a like a male [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► presidential candidate falls on the [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► Estill arias you gotta find you somebody [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► down a peg [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► you got to take the find the person that [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► needs the pie and then also know that [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► that person is not going to be you can't [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► destroy somebody with a pot but let's [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► say we started banana cream pie in [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► ok that's going to make the newspapers [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► that would make the newspaper said [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► somebody should be pine eating and they [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► shouldn't we shouldn't mind too much [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► like if I took a pie in the face [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► yeah let's say I'm just out there in the [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► course of my daily life and somebody's [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► like hey Roderick and turnaround pie in [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► the face and cream everywhere I feel [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► like I would take that with pretty good [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► grace like I take myself pretty [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► seriously I'm out in the world but pie [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► in the face [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► ya gotta give it up look if you're [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► dressed up kind of fancy cousin you [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► gotta explain wake up on you I I feel [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► like it would depend if I was dressed up [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► fancy but had done something right in [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► the immediate time and place that [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► deserved a pie and then got up I uh-huh [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► I'd have to say like you know you know [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► that was the universe telling you [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► iron the PI right here in the pie yet [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► you pine eating if I'm just walking down [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► the street being nice to people today [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► and I get a pie for something I did four [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► years ago [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► yeah that's not a problem i mean i was a [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► PI from strangers i change it it would [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► your talk about something that doesn't [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► even know me that's just out like [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► putting pies and people think that's [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► like the payments on fire from a [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► stranger like when that happens on the [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► good doing when you when you get a now [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► it's gonna hurt is like criticism like [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► it's coming from a friend [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► are you gonna feel like you're more pie [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► needing this bill doesn't matter you [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► really seem to me like you're saying [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► you're saying just existentially you got [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► a pie coming today be a good sport [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► because inherent in the pie is a sense [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► of the other person having a at the [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► feeling like you are capable of taking [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► this pie with grace right there's a [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► compliment inherent in getting hit with [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► it's like getting roasted that's exactly [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► right I get it now [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► so so they are paying you the they're [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► paying you the hat tip of like you [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► deserve a pie but you can take a pie [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► mhm and that's you know sort of the kind [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► of guy i aspire to be somebody who can [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► take a pie and I i know a lot of people [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► are like on the fence about whether or [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► not that's true then Robert a cup i was [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► gonna be like you might be Barbra [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► Streisand yourself little here you need [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► well you know the stress and affect you [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► you don't want to make it yummy are you [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► opening the door are you saying come at [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► no no fucking throw up I me you sons of [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► bitches who got to check yourself before [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► you wreck yourself [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► that's right if somebody listening to [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► this program is right now filling up a [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► banana cream pie banana cream put that [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► shit in the refrigerator and leave it [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► don't put a pie at me but i do want to [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► you know like one day let's say one time [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► in your life if you get it you can apply [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► yeah I put that right up there and they [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► say that belongs on your Wikipedia most [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► men i think most men have these [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► fantasies about how they would do in [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► street fight like if they had like [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► defense someone's honor or like save a [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► baby and they get these fantasies about [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► that i think this is a much more evolved [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► middle-aged version of that which is you [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► know let's begin with me [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► well if I'm in a pine Eden state of mind [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► and I get up I want to be a gentleman [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► that's right i feel i feel like anything [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► that's pressed charges every single man [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► in the world who has thought about what [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► they would do in the event of a street [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► fight is wrong about what they would [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► actually do so anyways we're not ever [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► gonna perform the way that you have [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► multiple e fantasized everybody's got a [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► plan until they get punched in the face [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► that's right and then here's the quote [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► you have that so was like over [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► yeah haha ah didn't warn Buzz Aldrin he [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► punched somebody didn't he did he punch [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► handling that was like the moon landing [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► was faked it maybe you're a liar punch [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► he was like get the fuck out of my face [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► and the guy was like come kept coming [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► back at it just like clock [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► wow so good so good deserve to die [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► really deserved he deserves morning he's [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► finding a I yeah I've been thinking [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► about this this self seriousness quite a [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► bit though because somebody very close [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► to me recently said that you know that [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► they're that the amount of bravado that [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► I display in my public persona it it you [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► know it will think that the thing that [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► that you talk about this like two months [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► ago you're still thinking about this [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► will know this is this is this is now a [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► reinforcing comment ok [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► that said you know you don't reveal your [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► insecurities in your public persona it's [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► it is you you are exactly yourself [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► the only thing missing that you don't [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► reveal is the you know is your [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► vulnerability who and I was like I [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► reveal my vulnerability all the time and [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► they were like huh [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► and I hadn't thought about it well and [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► then I was like well why the fuck would [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► you reveal your innate your [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► vulnerability to people not to talk out [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► of school but the handful of times you [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► and I have come to words that's been [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► often the topic not not just you [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► obviously have a rolling [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► but where you would you would say hey [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► you know I I'm vulnerable here I I got [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► feelings about this stuff too and i [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► would think what are you talking about [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► your John Roderick and feelings about [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► anything and you would be not very hurt [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► and I was like wow I need to really keep [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► that in mind when I saw that I i said uh [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► everybody's insecure right i mean can [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► you name a person that is an insecure [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► there are pieces missing my securities [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► fan and I I'm mysterious fantastic [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► everybody says so [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► yours is yeah I believe it believe me [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► oh yeah everybody yeah everybody thinks [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► I've my hands are normal size [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► have you done the print out yet no no [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► god it's so great on a refrigerator [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► Donald Trump was cast for Madame Tussaud [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► Tom thing a few years in a tease you [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► know which I think has since been taken [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► down but somebody at a Madame Tussaud [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► somewhere found an imprint of his hand [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► and then you can print it out at your [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► home and see how you compare uh-huh i'm [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► not in 20 but this reminds me [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► mine's bigger I'm sure it is well [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► everything about you is bigger [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► everybody says so if i had the most [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► profound experience last night [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► yeah so I helped my hands I want you to [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► do this right now look at him right now [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► I hope that are outside outside the [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► backs of your hands [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► let's give me I'm gay right no remember [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► that I was like crazy look at your news [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► yeah they they pumped up 15 gallons of [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► sperm out of myself it was full of [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► spider eggs by a gerbil up your two [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► hands got him looking at the backs of [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► the hands look at them now is one bigger [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► than the other [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► I did I can take with my feet it's [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► definitely my feet used to see much more [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► sense magical about your feet right now [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► I'm talking about looking well I mean my [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► fingers are different links kind of yeah [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► are one set of fingers fatter than the [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► other side of how not that I can tell [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► that you have that so my gonna get [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► broken fingers I mean it doesn't count [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► this is why I held up my hand because i [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► was like add this finger is broken and [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► it's a little bit fatter than the other [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► finger [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► held it up and I looked at my index [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► fingers and the the one that was broken [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► was like visibly fatter than the other [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► thing and I'm looking at him and I've [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► done this several times compared the two [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► index fingers and then i looked at the [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► middle finger Catholic wait a minute on [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► that on the broken finger hand my middle [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► finger is fatter that and then I was [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► like because all of the fingers on my [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► right hand are fatter than the fingers [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► on my left hand but then increasing the [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► horror [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► yeah the fingers on my left hand are [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► longer than the fingers on my right hand [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► oh no and then as looking at them longer [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► i realized that it is like i have and i [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► was like i had an arm replacement [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► surgery because my left hand does not [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► resemble my right hand in any way [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► oh that's a sturdy like a monkey hand [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► they are hard completely different i'll [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► be home be a I mean they're completely [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► different the the right hand which is my [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► dominant hand the fingers are much [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► larger but the hand itself is slightly [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► smaller and is like a it's like a [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► catcher's mitt and the left hand is like [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► a fucking spider I can spread the [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► fingers on the left-hand wider than i [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► can on the right-hand like they're [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► utterly different tools my god and this [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► has you know well as a guitar player i [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► have really struggled because my left [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► hand has almost no dexterity and I can't [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► train it to you know I've been working [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► on getting my left hand fingers to even [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► move reliably according to what my brain [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► asks them to do and they barely can you [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► know like if I'm drumming them on a [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► table like [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► that's as good as I can do okay on the [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► right-hand oh you like terry bozzio i'm [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► on the right hand i'm fucking 24 terry [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► bozzio is I have so many high hats on my [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► right hand I can't even keep it straight [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► you don't have to think about it it's [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► like it's like shooting Stewart [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► Copeland's out of a confetti cannon but [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► my left hand which i have to say now [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► looking at them side-by-side the left [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► hand is a much more elegant hand the [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► right hand is just like a meat clock [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► who do you think this big party because [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► it'll the length of the unusual lengths [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► of the fingers on the hand perhaps I [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► although i don't know if there are maybe [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► synaptically it's taking a little bit [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► longer [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► you're losing signal m-maybe I mean the [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► fingers are much more elegant their [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► inner and more tapered but looking at [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► the two hands i feel like the left hand [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► is aesthetically much better than the [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► right-hand a right-hand is all like bar [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► like I'm working I got work to do i do [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► the writing is just doesn't add up [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► I do all the stuff I dubai do all the [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► nose picking i do everything except the [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► but wiping yeah and the left hand is [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► like one lab but you have to do is ever [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► good bye [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► I would produce sometimes I play guitar [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► solos that are kind of Pam handed and [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► the right hands like I'm the ham and I [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► yeah I get to I'm the featured player in [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► one instance only which is guitaring [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► here just over there with the pic I'm [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► over here been in the note [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► yeah I'm the one that's going to bear [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► the pound pound it and the right hands [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► like God if I could be the note bender [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► hand would be we'd be out here what [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► would be at John Mayer level happy I'd [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► be an IV in bozeman montana making [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► people uncomfortable in a bar [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► oh you got you got a-you got John our on [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► the left-hand get a string can't refill [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► on the right-hand another way around the [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► other way around [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► yeah but so okay show's snouts only [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► focus okay so so I can't account for [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► this we mostly I cannot account for the [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► fact that I've lived my entire life [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► without notice that the two hands don't [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► even belong on the same and what am I [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► meant to do with that what am I meant to [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► do with that information and where does [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► it end [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► exactly it's like Johnson says its [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► evolutionary biology and you guys could [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► be an adaptation and who knows what [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► you're adapting to make me maybe you [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► felt [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► yeah i mean i think the universe is [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► trying to tell you something maybe the [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► left hand is so much more elegant [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► because it's going to be asked to [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► interface with some kind of UFO [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► technology when I'm promoted to [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► anchorman [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► oh right you put your left hand in the [TS]

00:58:56 ◼   ► machine shake it out about it turns out [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► that's the one that actually controls [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► the alien technology [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► I don't know thats ever like sent you [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► like Cinderella so I mean what-what else [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► is different My hemispherical is half of [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► my penis good and half of it is due to [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► delegate to live i felt that well I am [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► but it doesn't know the sides are [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► warring the warring sides or his [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► worthiness science you know my left knee [TS]

00:59:21 ◼   ► is the one that that I blew out and I [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► have had surgery on the right knee is [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► now supporting my entire body and almost [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► every activity this is this gets back to [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► an old issue of mine which is just that [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► the lack of symmetry where the [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► millenniums understand they understand [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► they're not always going to be [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► symmetrical [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► oh my god my feet are different to my [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► feels so different [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► the right big toe is much bigger and [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► shorter than the left big toe [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► what is this symbolize see that seems to [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► be hemispherical know some a good very [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► good friend of mine wrote me a text this [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► morning she lives in the the Carolinas [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► in the matter mountain [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► in the matter mountain [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► town in the Carolinas and she said I had [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► a dream last night where you appeared to [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► me and you were holding you had in your [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► front pocket a frog baby and the frog [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► baby when the frog baby was sort of half [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► human half frog and when you when the [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► baby was in human form [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► it was kind of a maladaptive baby but [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► then when it went into frog form it was [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► a very very elegant frog baby oh that's [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► profound and I was like what and so I [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► wrote her back and was like how [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► prophetic are your prophetic dreams do [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► they tend to be fairly prophetic or are [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► they do they skew more to the metaphoric [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► because obviously right frog baby in [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► your front pocket in the metaphor for [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► something [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► well and especially especially when it [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► takes on a different form that including [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► a qualitatively right and she said I had [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► she said I had in my front pocket a [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► habitat and it was a frog baby habitat [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► and when the baby was in the frog [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► habitat in my pocket right it was she [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► was happy and it was a female frog baby [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► ok she was happy and the frog baby [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► habitat in my pocket but when she was [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► out of the habitat she was just like the [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► awkward would make eye contact or legs [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► didn't work very well [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► yeah that'sthat's about life yeah it's [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► almost like you're a little bit like a [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► like a like a like a mommy kangaroo with [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► a Joey like you gotyou got a whole biome [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► in your pocket and that's where the [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► front babies happy the girlfriend babies [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► happy when she comes out he's gonna deal [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► she's like a pubescent baby has to come [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► out like deal with the world and once [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► you're back in Mom's pouch [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► Oh cheap but she knew so but it wasn't [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► like she was seen she just one of those [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► dreams really like and I knew that you [TS]