Ep. 209: "Keep the Lines Right"
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hello hi john i'm marilyn is going
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pretty good pretty good reap was that
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deuce wasn't that needle come across a
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record reap rape no but speaking records
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today is the 10-year anniversary of the
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release of putting the days to bed the
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long winters most recent album
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mm that's not possible ten years and
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long winter
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oh i just got an email about it i still
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think that is your new record
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yeah i know it is the move that get
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technically that's that was ten years
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went by pretty quick yeah 10 years 10
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years well you know one of the reasons
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that went by so fast is that they
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invented Twitter somewhere in the middle
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uh-huh and then we were all just we're
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all just pastoralist before that just
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want around our fields tending are cheap
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and then we became digital digital's at
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first we just stopped attending the
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sheep as well yeah right
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the the herd was still there is the
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scented stationery paper
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mhm know the parlor the parlor part of a
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lot of time in the parlor yeah
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tapping out my pipe onto my brass pipe
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tap-tap-tap huh brass pipe stand with
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them but my you know put a little marker
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in my book and lay it down on the
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bedside table and then go upstairs to my
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steam-operated computer and log on to
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Twitter oh I'll someone hacked the form
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again I would see my few friends there
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that I thought were amusing
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mhm then mhm
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wave after wave
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hmm zombies yeah blood
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I am NOT super awake yet
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no me either this might be this might be
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a fairly pastoral episode I was very
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much in the process of waking up what
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this seems unusual that you would show
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up to the show in the same state that i
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have to show you
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yea-ah throat I yeah I've been listening
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to a cappella music which is you know
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it's calming me down
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mmm i may be just a coincidence but last
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night I worked pretty hard and have yet
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to succeed at getting my ringtone to be
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an acapella selection
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Oh any help with that I hope that can
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you uh huh yeah I don't know how to do
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I innocence downloaded two apps called
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ringtone apps neither thing can help me
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I have to go back to the mainframe no
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notice we have to rewrite the encryption
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now i'm in okay and I don't don't want
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to do any of those i hate computers
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Maryland i'm very frustrated by them
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they're awful
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I don't talk about John but I'm not done
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that such a fan myself
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they're really awful yeah and so every
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the last two or three days has been it
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just seems like there's been a real
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uptick in in like everywhere you go on
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the internet now they are rude like
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everywhere you go something pops up in
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front of you hear you're expected to
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login i went on to and I did not mean to
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do this but I went on to pinterest on
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ice on a phone on a phone and the only
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thinking every furnishing your mood
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board i was somebody was saying like I
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want to I want a what was it
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oh they wanted the start somebody they
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were interested in small house culture
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mm you very hip too small house culture
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yeah i think so i think is in there look
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at that there's a TV show about it and
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it's a common of a regular feature on
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our local website you know the chronicle
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website that there because everything's
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horrible here and people are trying to
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live in like three hundred places
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smaller than my office families are
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living in you know like these little
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hipster cyber hobbles yeah yeah that was
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which are like the appeal of them i
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think the people is that you can
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organize everything you can kern knoll
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oh you gotta go ya Nolan board for that
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they have a whole pinterest page about
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my different knowing boards you
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yeah was actually the swedish word for a
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why do people leave the chaos of it are
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pretty sure it's controlled to know
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yeah but a but yeah they like it feels
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it absolutely appeals to a certain
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sensibility you as a RV owner get this a
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little bit i have a friend who lives on
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there's a certain you know you your life
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has to change when you live on a boat
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mm I mean have you known people live on
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boats it's a very different experience i
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have i've known people who lived on
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boats i went to a college went to a
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college with a guy who graduated from
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college he went and bought instead of
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renting his first apartment he bought
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like a really dilapidated old enormous
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motoryacht like the kind of motor yacht
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that that maybe FDR would have had a
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summit with the Tojo on although i don't
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think you ever met you know like a 1935
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chris-craft 49 foot all what all would
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he can afford that it would have to be
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in horrible condition it was in horrible
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condition
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I mean I was a kid to me uh you know
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there's a certain things that are like
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the canonical example of like fanciness
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like a mercedes benz car
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Baked Alaska desert 40 foot yacht Oscars
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or feller
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yes right on Oscars or feller was about
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something that you only heard fancy
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people or try to get spinach and pearls
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well but two things you have to remember
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in 1991 like 1936 a dilapidated 1936
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motoryacht 40-foot motoryacht 49 foot I
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think super-big that you know there was
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no there was no culture like there is
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now where everything is expensive it was
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just like oh right i mean people want is
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ruined the dollar was strong people
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weren't as rude as the dollar was strong
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but like in Seattle you could buy in
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1991 you could buy a house in the
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central district for like sixty thousand
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dollars so now that houses were 760,000
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dollars so just apply retroactively Lee
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that same inflation deflation to get
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three or four 4944 probably about about
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60 bucks
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I mean it was I don't know I don't know
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how I don't know what you paid for but
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it's and handling fees if was cheap and
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also the the the other thing people
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forget about boats is that they are
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constantly changing hands because every
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spring somebody every spring you know a
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thousand people are like I want a boat
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and they buy a boat and then they
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realize it's a expensive leaky yeah scro
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smelling pole in the water it's like
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investing in entropy like II everything
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in your life is breaking a little bit
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all the time because really accelerated
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on public even if you are really really
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good about everything and you polish the
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brass and you keep the lines you know
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right and everything it's the Brask you
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get a learner's right but but but that's
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just that stuff that master and
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commander shouts that is the sound of
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the waves
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that's right you want to have the get to
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get the sails up you get them isn't
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mizzenmast bows and you get the whistle
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back elbows in the Wizzle back i can
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also like I used to but that no it'sit's
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I I have had several people in my life
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who lived on boats the father
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my primary lady friend in the nineties i
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lived on a boat and it was really it was
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quite interesting
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it was you know it's you know in a way
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it's a little bit like today we've got
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these uh this is I'm still waking up
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like we think about like okay this trash
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goes in the trash trash goes in the
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recycling the stretch goes in the
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compost you get we have three different
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giant receptacles for that and on a boat
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you've got like about as much trash room
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as you do at like a Hampton Inn like you
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don't you don't you can't have stuff you
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have to have like one of this thing that
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does lots of things you can have your
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DVD collection and stuff like that
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no you have to have one tool yeah one
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tool that's a screwdriver a saw
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bosun's mate both to get a buzz and mast
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buddy but I guess I'm trying to say is
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it's not since it is obviously hugely
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based on the amount of space you have
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which is next to nothing but if you want
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to be able to move around at all and
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then it's the accommodations and
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sacrifices like you have to have room
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for those tools like you don't you don't
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have you stuffed animal collection or
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something like that right well and and I
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think the key like my RV for instance
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you know I i was driving around it
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yesterday and and then I parked in front
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of the house and you know i'll drive
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around its next weekend or two weekends
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from now you know you getting the RV
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when you feel like it you go putter
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around that's be the RV that's the
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beauty of it but when you have a boat if
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you leave it unattended for two weeks
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maybe it's sink
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uh-huh maybe it's full of water rats now
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maybe you know like it the nature is
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more actively trying to kill a boat than
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any other thing I've been told by our
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mutual friend John Stark he said that
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the the greatest enemy of a homeowner is
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moisture and if you think about that
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your house is literally in water you
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know and it's not nice water usually its
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water its water that you basically
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you're sitting in a big piece of wood in
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water so that just just to start let
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alone keeping the brass shiny you know
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they're keep the brush I'm keeping a lot
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what does it keep the lines clean right
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yeah people's writing from I hold field
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momentous to keep the lines right people
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I mean not that seems like something you
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should have on a t-shirt keep the lines
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right ones right well you might be
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something start trying to polish the
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brass and keep the lines right keep the
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lines right
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Star Trek Sanders that a ship sound I
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just made what you just made was the
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star trek or door openings but but we're
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thinking of that is that buzzing missile
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at suppose the middle as a business
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model that way to do more songs about
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ships motion visual mr. Ferris do it now
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keep the tracks and that's what they're
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there for
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Charlie bird should keep your arms right
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not December sound that was the
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decemberists yeah I believe that your
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little something like this
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corazon lyrics in his Twitter bio I
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don't know I haven't looked at collins
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Twitter bio and well okay I you know
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nothing would surprise me who we really
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are in a very very subdued have you had
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coffee at two coffees and two coffees
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and and and some pharmacists
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over-the-counter uh pharmacist for most
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used to be we would tend our herd
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yeah right i had some I had some of my
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friends recently introduced me to this
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sinus medicine so that gives me a little
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little energy but it has really kicked
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be careful about listened acapella music
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it really really threw me off
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I used to sit at my at my feet frame
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daughter we call handshaking and what is
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that handshaking in this when the
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working some things out
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remember them the website will go to the
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website of Twitter and start to load you
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get coffee come back 20 minutes later
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the tweets that have been tweeted the
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following day when I all 20 of them huh
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person is amusing their run went quite
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well and then I was at thai food sounds
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quite toothsome I would put my hands
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together and a problem here we go here
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we go crack my knuckles on but the
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fingertips to the keyboard and say what
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witnesses haha hosted a lame-o shust
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could you pick it looking to you you big
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all those were the halcyon days
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uh-huh tweeting but then like all drugs
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uh-huh like teeth fell out yeah cheek
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sunk my seeks chunk week's challenge
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living on a boat can keep the lines
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right all of a sudden everything smells
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like mold and I have my greatest enemy
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is moisture i like i like the smell in
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your RV my family does not i like it i
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didn't notice it
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my family did I like the smell it smells
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like the seventies your talk about the
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motor oil and the the nascent it's gonna
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it's gonna it's gonna kind of enduring
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moist aspect
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mmm yeah I mean I guess every single
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kind of list thing about small houses
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yeah right my friend was saying small
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houses are what this is like this is the
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future and and so they were looking at
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like these little cute cute little cedar
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shingles little homes i was like want to
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get a well what I'm going to engulf an
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Airstream don't get a Gulfstream images
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are very costly that's like having a
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boat sky-boat described but if you get
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an air attack but for what it's worth
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the guy who lived on a boat in the
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nineties
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Elvis airplane my so-called streams that
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was his job he was using a Gulfstream
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salesmen really so love David Geffen dr.
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bill cosby he sold go ugh
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Gulfstream's to people when you're
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telling me that bill cosby owned his own
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gulfstream yeah yeah he so I don't see
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too much but he was he did a pre-owned
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gulfstream sales nice so you know if
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you're looking to get into a Gulfstream
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4075 comes out you are for
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he's how was it going to take to put you
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in a ghost ring today right sure he's a
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broker is he broke the brokers
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Gulfstream's behind the lines right I
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know guy a good pretty good pretty good
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friend in college whose job is to design
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custom interiors for boeing business
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jets is that affect my brother-in-law
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specializes in turns out electronics for
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boats he's eating not for electronics
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wow so if you want like because you know
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you know it's not just your DVD player
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and stuff he does that he does the sound
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but he does all of the like the stuff
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that makes the boat run the radars stuff
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you get the sonar you get the radars on
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ours you know my sister dated a guy for
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a long time who was a boat electrician
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but that's hard that's that's that's
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what Sam does yeah yeah and it's yeah
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you're right you're working confined
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spaces little TV let you get you get you
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just it's like writing checks because
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those both folks there to there used to
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people you know given the mizzenmast
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they're using everything costing more
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it's like staying at a resort when you
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live on a boat when you join the sense
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that you know you're not as much
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selection is going to cost a lot of
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ninjas laugh I yet if my mom uses
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because my dad had a boat right when my
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mom and dad were married all that makes
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sense to say that it if you need it
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apart you can go to the hardware store
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and get the part or you can go to the
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boat hardware store and pay 50 times
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more for the same part but it had a but
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it came in a package that said four
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boats and haha when I was when she was
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pregnant with me she said David who need
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to get rid of this boat because it was
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all he did right he was because he raced
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it he was a sailboat racer every weekend
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every sunny day he was out you know
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winter summer
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out racing is sailboat against other
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sailboats around you know when you look
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at the beautiful water and you see this
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flotilla of fast-moving sailboats like
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he would just love that just love to be
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in the mix and he and his is he trying
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to get the entire family to be as crew
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but as time went on he didn't he is his
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older kids didn't like to be captained
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you know what I'm saying
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huh and my mom didn't didn't prefer to
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be a part of a sailboat crew either so
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he you know then you just getting up
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early but I don't think she doesn't seem
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like she particularly relishes agreeing
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to take orders from people well and also
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the salt water spray and the Yoho that's
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all going to have that spirit right in
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my mom would preferred infinitely
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preferred to have been reading the
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French Lieutenant's woman on the dock
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and watch the cell local by just a hot
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perfect
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she's probably she's probably wearing at
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that point in time 1960 she's got big
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sunglasses on she's got her hair and a
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kerchief and she's a and probably
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wearing three-quarter length Capri white
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capri pants on there and she's watching
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the sailboat go by that's fine with her
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who dads out there with John TCAP but
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then when she got pregnant she said you
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gotta get rid of this boat this boat is
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a hole in the waterways shovel money and
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be it takes all your time and you know
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it's not something really we share it as
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a couple ditch the boat we had a kid on
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the way my dad sold the boat and
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immediately bought an airplane out here
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which is you know in his style so I grew
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up I grew up with the airplane
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I never had any I don't have any sailing
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experience and can only run a concept
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test on you because I I don't know much
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about things but it feels like you've
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got mostly you know you think about
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Maslow's hierarchy of airplanes you got
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you start out with like okay you have to
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have a place to live it's nice to have a
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place to live secure place to live so
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like in time you make it like a vacation
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rental or you may get a cabin maybe you
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get maybe you get a like with a strapon
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trailers that you put on the back your
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truck so you can drive around but it
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feels like there are these levels to
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this where you know maybe make
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be your model trains I don't know but it
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feels like you move up this ladder that
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might start with something fairly modest
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could start with a rowboat for all I
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know but like it seems like if you've
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got the most money most men will go up
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this ladder of you're going to like the
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second car camper boat boat that you can
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like stay on until eventually they get
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their plane if they can write well I
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think airplane is a special kind of
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person so there are right now like I
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have plenty of friends who and in fact
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some people who listen to this very
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podcast who are still in their youth of
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you who are already on the airplane
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track but you're saying they're even
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today despite hipster cyber hovels there
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are millenniums that are on the airplane
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track their millenniums who the airplane
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is there that was always the airplane
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and it will always be the air berlin so
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it wasn't for my generation
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well except they're so I never fully
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understood i grew up flying planes i was
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very immersed in Alaska airplane culture
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but I never fully understood it because
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I inherited the desire to sit on the
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dock reading the French Lieutenant's
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woman with my hair and a kerchief right
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like I would prefer to be reading a book
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to almost any kind of like a sport
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let's say and I like to travel and I
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like to adventure and I like to get in
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trouble and I like to do stuff but if
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it's something like hey we're going to
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spend 45 minutes trying to get this
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motor started so that we can drive this
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motorized thing over that dune and then
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we're going to come back over the dune
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faster and try and jump it six inches in
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the air
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my feeling about it is always like well
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yeah that sounds fun i hope you get the
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motor started when you do maybe I'll
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take a turn
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but if it was up to me I would leave the
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thing unstarted and why don't we all sit
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here on this dude and read you know it's
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just a difference in
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since I guess a difference in what you
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consider sporting maybe or maybe they
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don't like to read but whatever it is I
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might you know my dad and I would go
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flying because he loved to fly and he
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would get in that plane readers
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checklists and we'd walk around would
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take the chucks out and we'd pick the
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pup poke and we'd pull the ball the
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little flags and say do not remove until
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it's time to fly but you must remove it
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if you do want to fly all the little you
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know and then I'd sit and read the
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checklist out loud
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yeah you know carburetor heat and he
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would say on i would say 10 degrees of
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flaps and would say 10 degrees flaps you
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know it's like I see I like that part i
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put the book down for me if I got to
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yell things back and forth like that
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super fun super fun but but but you know
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of my own accord i would just sort of
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never embark on once I'm there
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yes absolutely like here we go but but I
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would never embarked upon the all the
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lead up to it and that's why me buying
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an RV is was kind of a surprise because
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like now I got a thing that now that I
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get up and basically I should have a
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checklist and somebody should be yelling
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why did I do this but so he loved he
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loved all of that and the floor and then
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the flying and and frankly the flying
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here's what the flying is me
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me and you look out the window but all
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he was just you know he was loved it and
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and and i would say let's go let's get
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let's really get down you know 500 feet
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off the ground looks like let's fly
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through a barn and he would say no
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that's dangerous
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I'm very comfortable up here at 3,500
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feet and be like ah that's no better
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love adventure this is just were just
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like puttering along he's like yeah
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puttering along pretty soon we'll we'll
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lamb somewhere that I mean I you know
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like he really loved it and I think that
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that is a thing that a certain type of
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person just once loves you know and they
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they get their license then they give me
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least planes are they you know they rent
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them first and then they released their
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whether like you start out by this one
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comic book and then you want to trade
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things like where you know
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remote-control devices or people say all
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just I'll get this one little you know
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hundred-dollar drone off Amazon and then
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they're they're all in now but like this
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is true of everything right how many
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system how many drones are there right
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now that are sitting at the bottom of
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someone's closet will never be flown
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again right now
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yeah over 5,000 you think you think just
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you think as few as five thousand i
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think it's like a ThighMaster
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yeah right you i will get it you get it
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weekends and you forget about it
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I told every time I see a draw my god i
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want one of those drones but if I had
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one of those drones it would you know
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I'd end up in the top of the closet I
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don't have enough use for it and
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watching it go up and come back down
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isn't that interesting
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yeah but what is a trade paperback
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I first heard that term likely also like
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it's basically i think that the general
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term for is when you go to a bookstore
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you got the hardcover books and then
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you've got when it's like what's the
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word perfect bound like when you got
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like the square spine on something and
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like the less expensive version
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yeah so a trade paperbacks in comics are
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RTB sometimes called graphic novels if
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it's all one story is when you collect
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four or more issues of a run in this one
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addition if you're like me and you're
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kind of a cheapskate and you can do
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what's called trade waiting
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which means you wait until the trade
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paperback comes out there is another
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term there's the term for there's a
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really cheap pulpy ones so you got
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hardbacks you got trade paperback then
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you get the really puffy ones you get
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like it the checkout
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yeah you know what i mean yeah i think
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there might be like at least used to be
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like three levels
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um I'm just I'm just remembering there
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was a time when people treated their
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computers like the like highly
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customizable upgradeable put your you
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know poor all your money into having
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your computer be super fast and super
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smoking and cool and rad people still do
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that as it's actually had kind of
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Renaissance used to be that it's it
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that's easy to kind of be the case with
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pcs that you can do all kinds of stuff
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to it and you can in fact make one
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yourself it's something our friend and
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Benjamin used to do for living as you
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can make them from scratch and sell them
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became something mostly people who are
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really into video games did because you
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get super tricked-out one remember for
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time you get like funny cases make it
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look steampunk or whatever and now now
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today with the ridiculous designation
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and apples hardware releases people are
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returning to something called making a
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hackintosh was when you you get parts
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and you make a make-your-own mcintosh
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because you can't do like serious like
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oculus rift style vr you can't do super
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high-end video games so people are
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resorting to making their own max at
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this point so intense emotion it's been
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a big deal for a long time back from the
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days when you get a computer kit and
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make it home to your pc days nineties
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have a renaissance especially among
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linux and pc windows people
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wow that was really well articulated
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thank you have a good answer to that is
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I wake up a little bit down the lines
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right so do can you go because it seems
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to me like if you walk into any kind of
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Apple based enterprise like the store or
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the website
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uh-huh there's not a lot of you know
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they control those environments so that
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you there
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it's not like you can we go out the back
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door and and and say oh I'm just going
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to sit in the backyard for a while like
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it everything you do
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somebody's grabbing you by the hand and
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saying don't you mean over here on any
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everyone is on stage an apple store
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yeah if you go to a fries and just start
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wandering around the transistor I'll
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it's like whatever it's like a big radio
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shack that Apple it feels like you're
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looking at a performance
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yeah so I don't see anywhere in there
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where there is a there is a carefully
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like a vacuum-sealed bag with like
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customizable Apple parts like build your
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own right it seems very much like here
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you go like and then you get the
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headphone and then you get the you know
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then you could be a doily and then you
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go to checkout
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yeah so where would you if you were
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going to hackintosh the thing where
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would you get peace hackintosh parts
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um I don't know a lot about it and I
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know it's it's kind of a hobbyist sort
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of thing unless you are like a like a
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real if your computer engineering type
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it's less difficult but it's a lot of
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like following diagrams and buying
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certain parts and the particular
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difficult with mac stuff is our apple
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stuff is that there's all kinds of
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things that can change in the software
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that they probably will deliberately try
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to change to keep that from being a
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thing is there's been a over the years
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with this really boring over the years
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with Apple there's been this move to
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become more operationally efficient and
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be able to like get make a lot of their
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own parts or have their parts made for
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them and then to put them into a body
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that's increasingly lighter and thinner
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where it's very it's gotten very very
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difficult to service your own mac let
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alone alter its own sometimes you can't
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you can't even change the ram in it that
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I've had this
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very same experience with myself I keep
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trying to put all my hardware into us
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faster and lighter body
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yes but then it becomes increasingly
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difficult to service
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oh man and then they now she breaks down
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around the ram yeah sure little thicker
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in the middle of a war but you know
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worked up until then so how's your how's
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your family it's getting pretty good
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bandwidth although people around me have
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started to say that i am not remembering
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everything
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oh boy I i I've had this has been a
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tough year for me i'm starting to
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actually really really notice some
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problems did make me a little fearful
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are you using the right of octane of gas
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but look at low low great gas in there's
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a lot of water in that gap i noticed I
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noticed for a while when I would hear
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myself speaking on podcast i noticed
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something we've talked about this but
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something that I do occasionally which
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is I say something and I unintentionally
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say the opposite of what i meant to say
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like I'm just kind of I'm used to being
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quick on my feet and fast tongue and so
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I could I feel like I could fly through
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this array of 50 different options and
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nowhere I just spin the wheel and that's
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one thing for me when I get that wrong a
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lot i just say the wrong thing
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oh dear you might say Thomas Mann what I
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mean John Locke there's lots of ways in
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which I can get a little confused but
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like having aphasia like the words that
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ma'am dogface to the banana patch em I
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don't think it's huge it's mostly in the
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morning it's mostly when i'm waking up
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but it is as we say in the computer
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industry is a known issue known issues a
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known issue I yeah you know I got a lot
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on movie and it requires that I'd be
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really you know really sharp all the
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alright yeah i just i have to be really
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really sharp because it's just doing all
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the things you need to do for your
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enterprise
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yeah all my enterprises are all you know
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they all require that i really really be
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on top of the game you know from shirt
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on the dusk didn't think that
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operationally you got meetings to go to
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yeah yeah people even we gotta get keep
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the lines right well you have two lines
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right right i mean you know a lot of
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people are are feeding their family
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weight of that responsibility you do you
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start thinking about people feeding
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their families
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yeah right and then use it i'll tell you
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that business school can i afford to let
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to let it down to let those lines go
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slack for one minute get given all the
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people that are trying to feed their
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families
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so I can't afford to have a decrease in
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bandwidth I can't afford to to mistake
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thomas mann 44 Jeremiah lock when you're
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right we were working at that level and
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you confuse a Robert Robert man with
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that with a rabid I locked her Robert
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Byrne Robert Burns officers are talking
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like robert burns in the morning little
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bit now that's the thing is when you're
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operating at the scale you are in it in
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many ways much like a Walmart where he
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wrong at that scale have an impact
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butterfly flaps its wings Merlin yeah
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through the roof because your attention
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you want to memorize all the way down
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but fightin em I you know we've talked
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about this quite a bit down that that
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obviously like I never believed that I
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that I was mortal or even fallible and
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now you know over the course of
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obviously many decades you again that's
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between falta more in the Pope but yeah
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basically right like an infallible
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immortal being
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I'm sort of like blue penis man oh yeah
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right you can send ya right except he
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doesn't you know he's got a rest from
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what I can understand has a moral a
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there's a little bit it feels like
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there's some chinks in his moral armor
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easy on the ping-pong yeah yeah also he
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forget stuff like that Lori needs to
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breathe on Mars see that's it that's
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easy to forget because you're consumed
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with other things because a lot of
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people need to feed their families
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yeah I think ever since he became blue
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penis man he had I'm trying to avoid
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brief period was he was going to be my
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famous right that's kind of what he's no
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in jesus son i love his voice a great
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movie no Jesus the Son that's Billy
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totally him and so Billy Crudup
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extremely handsome your dreams in your
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life when you feel like this could be my
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this is my actor I had everything about
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it burns it burns that his name who's
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the guy in the FI club movie
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yeah add members edward scissor and
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no I'll Roderick Roderick Kipling right
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that guy do you remember the first time
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that he appeared on the scene american
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had like two giant very different movies
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come out it's not like the same day
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what were those well I remember he was
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in everyone says I everyone says i love
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the Woody Allen movie and then he was
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also in i want to say my club i think
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was 98 but like he seems like he's was
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like a kevin spacey where it seems like
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he just suddenly came out of nowhere he
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was used everywhere within like a year
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he was recognized immediately as a very
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good actor was very work is versatile he
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was committed personal and committed out
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the first time I saw him was is he he
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played the attorney in the People vs
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Larry Flynt of course he was also in
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that done no spoilers movie is in the
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morn with the with the Buddhist I pretty
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one has a frog will come on he was in
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the defense for the history
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no he was only one with the with the
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richard gere remember interchange them
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up in that one is a who's away you can
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you remember the one he's a guy in jail
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and Richard Gere's defending him
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it's a witness for the prosecution never
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saw that either
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edward norton and norton Edward Burns is
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the guy in those other movies don't
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norton norton the mood Alice sewn he was
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also yeah I thought that's my god I
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Ackman or 10 norton norton norton and uh
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and billy crudup could have been that I
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mean you know Leonardo DiCaprio was
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never my actor
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yeah let's just let's just come right
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out and say it you know if you were if
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you were eight years younger
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it could be a maybe your little too old
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to be 22 have much respect for him
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especially when he was younger and had
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that hair good hair nice hair and I
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thought he did a very good job and
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what's eating gilbert grape yeah i did
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not like any of the subsequent things
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i'm gonna be easy
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I don't mind leonardo dicaprio movies
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oh I just him that he's never gonna be
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my god you should figure out where he's
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going with the facial hair
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I i find it troubling that every time I
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see him I think he seems like he's
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forever in facial hair transition and I
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don't think that's an enduring look for
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an adult man he still seems like a
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teenager to me even though I know he's
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in his forties he seems to me he feels
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like a townie to me he feels like
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somebody they went to a school that used
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to be prestigious finished without much
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you know acclamation and then kind of
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hung around for a while I see it out
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I get what you're saying he's a rich
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town primal fear
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Oh prime farrier 1996 never saw that i
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would note that the Edward Norton was in
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no movies in 1997 well and so this is my
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question about Billy Crudup what
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happened to Billy Crudup I I thought you
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going to be the biggest star in the
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world and he had a lot of gravitas to
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doing now why the hell is Matthew
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McConaughey yeah when all these Oscars
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while Billy Crudup is what Mona la he
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was also in big fish put in that
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yeah that's pretty weird damn look at
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this April of it feels like these days
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everybody becomes a voice actor whenever
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you're wondering what someone's doing
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they're probably a voice actor know or
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Christian Oh voice acting or like a
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Christians banker
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I you know I was talking I was on I did
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this little of
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this little TV production the other day
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where I spent two days making these
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these videos for the visit seattle group
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where I had a talk show set on the back
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of a flatbed truck and we drove around
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and on the top of the total is what she
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was Jason Finn involved in this
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well I invited him onto the stage is a
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photo of you guys talking on the stage
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up on up on top of the so the the stage
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set was a desk and a couch and some
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potted ferns potted plants on a flatbed
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truck and then over the top of it we're
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in giant sort of old-fashioned lights
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not neon lights but like letter lights
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that have light bulbs in them you know
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like our like you have a single one in a
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coffee shop in Portland
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yeah that's right like the letter K is
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above the coffee shop mankind from from
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kurts coffee or something but now it's
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just yeah like hey we're cool but this
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was the the whole top of this thing was
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like it said hashtag hey Seattle across
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the top of the truck and there's a lot
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you know there was a lot that about the
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whole project that's that scared me a
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little bit like this is you know it may
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be is this corny or maybe is this going
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to be fun or is it like one of those
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corny thing that's going to be fun but
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it was you know it was fun we drove
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around town and we we parked in front of
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the space needle and then I had these
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Letterman like viewer mail cards right
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would read them and say hashtag k
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Seattle how do i find the best with over
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which is the best men's room in the
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space needle and then I would use my own
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knowledge and say you know funny
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none of the restrooms at the Space
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Needle are of the caliber that the
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gentleman is going to require turns out
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but this the restrooms at the you know
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the EMP are cleaned every 15 minutes so
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just hop on over to the EMP you know
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this type of thing where i'm given i'm
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giving advice to people who are coming
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to the city
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ok and over the people following you
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from place to place because they had
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questions uh the there was there was
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less of that but I did have guests
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come up and at one point Jason was one
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of the guests because i kept getting
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these questions like what's the best
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distillery in town where do i go to
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drink Washington wines how what kind of
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brew pub should I and I'm just like I
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don't have any answers to these my
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answer is fuck you go 2a or or even if
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i'm even if I'm not being like flip the
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answer is I don't know I honestly don't
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care if you if you really coming to
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seattle you want to know what the
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distilleries are I presume you can find
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that on the internet but ok I'll try and
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probably doesn't doesn't doesn't sound
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that could come off the back of a truck
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well it's not really like what you do if
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you're like doing tourists videos know
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you want Washington ones yeah they're 75
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resources for that let me google that
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for help cool it for you but so i kept
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getting these questions so I was like
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you know what let me get my pal Jason up
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here because he's gonna even if he
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doesn't know he's gonna talk like he
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knows and he got up and then when he was
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like I don't know anything about the you
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know brewpubs anymore that's something I
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knew 25 years ago i'm like to worry
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about so we talked about some brew pubs
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that we knew about and yeah I was great
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and you know I actually at one point had
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Tim Burgess my opponent from the from my
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race for seattle city council how
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current sitting city councilman Tim
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Burgess he got up at one point and we
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also the singer for The Charlatans right
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now that's temperatures UK ok
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oh the point we so we you know we traded
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we traded the dozens a little bit and we
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we had some fun I was nice to see Tim
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Burgess again but all my way of saying
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that I was as in all film shoots the
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amount of time that you're up doing that
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you're on camera stuff is dwarfed by the
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amount of time you spend sitting around
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in a trailer with a bunch of its it's
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the load out all over again
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that's right you're back by watching
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Richard Richard Pryor on the video
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yeah so I'm you know I'm talking I'm
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talking to the makeup lady and I'm
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talking to the to the the Wardrobe lady
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the second assistant cameraperson and
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I'm talking to the grip and the other
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grip in the key grip alley boy and in
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talking about all the
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things right everybody it's just like
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rock-and-roll you get a bunch of
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rock-and-roll people in there and right
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away you're telling stories like oh yeah
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did i ever tell you about the time that
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I you know that I met the guy from third
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eye blind in the restroom at the center
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house and lot of ladder is like no way
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I've got a story about that guy I've got
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a story about another guy and pretty
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soon you're just it'sit's the whole
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nature of the entertainment business i
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don't know if this is true in other
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industries
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oh yes its software people get together
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they're just like people people popular
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people know they're there they got their
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own house right so it's the IP next mark
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wahlberg not too long ago the little guy
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is really a smaller the guests
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he's not tall i would I think all act TV
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actors are small or a hit movie is the
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head sizes you this is why you should
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probably be on TV get off the truck and
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on TV that you have very very prominent
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head big head small body is you know TV
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design you're halfway there
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yeah that's right now I don't have time
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there's no small part of me
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they're only small actors but yeah but
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you can always tell an actor is small
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because when they have the romantic
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scene there like three inches taller
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than the than the lead actress
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yeah and of course as we know you cannot
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be a lead actress if you're taller than
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4 11 right or something like that yeah
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what a brand of Tarth right now and of
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torts she's very she's over six feet
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yeah she's just she's also the storm
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trooper who was the 10 she'sshe's this
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cheesy little trooper
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the actress who played the press
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secretary in the West Wing Allison
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Janney Allison Janney I want to move
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with her last night she's very tall I
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like her as an actor
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I'll also at this point recommend the
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movie Spy I was that the hilarious one
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well here's the thing i tried watch so
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we watch this little ones like
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Ghostbusters for the second time
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yesterday equally great the second time
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and I thought you know what i should
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give the spy movie a third spin because
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I think I didn't I couldn't make it out
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of the first act because that was ok but
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you get one starring the star of the
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gross yeah
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Sookie from gilmore girls and so big I
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so good it's so good i went to see spy
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first came out because you may know this
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about me
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yeah anything that has the word spine
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I'm sure I will you know it's right
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there on the 10
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yeah if you if you open the distillery
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didn't mean to take your truck sorry
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about that it's alright but if you open
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the distillery in seattle and called
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it's why i would go in there and drink
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all the booze I'd fall right off the way
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that is like going to cut that ribbon it
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says spy
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yeah maybe there's some spy stuff yeah
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so I went to see the movie Spy and i
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laughed and laughed
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uh sighs funny I thought it was
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hi-larious that guy Paul Feig gets this
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cast of people the same you know some of
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the same like featured people you saw in
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the incredible bridesmaids he's got this
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cast of characters who can do straight
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in a way that's like rose byrne is a
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treasure
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she's so freaking fine yes yes and the
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actress this for whom this movie is a
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star vehicle mentality melissa mccarthy
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i fell in love with her immediately I
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thought that she was both hilarious and
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also great and so I i said this movie
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everything about this movie is done and
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this should be a dumb movie but it is
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not a dumb movie because it is totally
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carried by this tremendous actor and
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also like all the things that are all
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the things that are just on the cusp of
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being really corny and bad on the right
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side of that cusp so it's like haha
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that's pretty close too bad but it's
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actually great like peter serafinowicz
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at whom I adore as this like just this
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side of straight up sexual assault but
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so so funny in that role
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mmm great great parts well so I'm spots
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are you there you came for the spine
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stay for Sookie I came for the spicy
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savory Sookie I don't know what the
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second after that means little girls
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it's really good
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I you know I had a song on Gilmore Girls
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he told me that um I don't know I can't
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but was probably five fire island i'm
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pretty much are pushovers
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well when I don't know that the bump
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bump bump bump song adaptive that which
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can i when i was at a party two days ago
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the guy who owns the guitar store that I
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used to work at many years ago who's you
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know he's like
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he's that style of rock-and-roll where
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he still has a really big pompadour and
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he sells very high-end guitars now
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that's cool and he said I haven't seen
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you guys playing a long time and I was
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like well yeah the long winters haven't
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played in a long time you said the last
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time I want to see you play I really you
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know I really felt like I mean I don't I
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don't say this very often but I really
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felt like there was kind of a Dave
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Matthews five going on man i was like
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what and he said I mean in any kind of
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set that over his shoulder kind of his
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side I mean that's not really my thing
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but i really liked you
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it's like okay you're wrong and then
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your second wrong and then they've been
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through a little insult in there and
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yeah thanks that's thanks for the non
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compliment and he's a good pal but she
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was he trying to communicate with that
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there's a thing about rock and roll and
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I think that he was you know he's always
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been a rock in the like in the eighties
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he was in a lot of hair metal bands hair
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hair rock-and-roll bands but then he
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made the transition when he got into
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selling guitars to realizing that was
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cool was garage rock and garage rock is
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graduation is very seldom going to ever
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sell any records or b or anybody is
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going to care about it but it's also
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always going to be super cool who has
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got its got its cult it's got a call
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right and the the strokes were basically
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garage-rock who became a fairly big band
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for a while but even day were just a big
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indie band The Strokes never know the
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strokes were never like a huge pop band
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but he's he's garage rock is what school
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you know dang and what he was saying i
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think is that he detected that element
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in the long winters that is a little bit
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but there's a tiny tiny tiny element of
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of white dude groove in there just in
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the sense that that all of our pic
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strokes are not downstrokes right guitar
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the garage rock is just tank tank tank
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tank tank tank and every once in a blue
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moon the long winters will go James Gang
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Gang or whatever like i don't disagree
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with that point boy you could have
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picked a better band
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tell ya so when he throws dave matthews
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and it's like you say 40 million bands i
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think that's the nuclear option
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yeah including like Jimi Hendrix or
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whatever I mean there's there's so many
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so many ways that you could have said
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that and so I'm not sure whether he
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wanted to a little bit cut me off at the
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there's also an element where I feel
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like at the moment when he was at the
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show I did one particular thing that he
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thought dave mathews z and he planted a
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flag in his mind and then that was the
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lab and the flag was the only thing that
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he remembers right he like watered the
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water the ground what happens that you
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print on things like that you know i
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i've told you before the first time i
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heard bone area are not going on da more
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than shapes but I mean bring my heart
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shapes it reminded me of haircut 100 yes
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which makes almost no sense and I wasn't
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intended but to this day I still I still
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here a little bit of love plus 1 and I
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can't even tell you exactly what it is
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but that now that Kim I think about
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about 23 years ago and it still sounds
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like haircut 100 me
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yeah that's fine as I think that I'm
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printed on that but it was one of those
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like well that conversation is over i
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guess i'm going to water back over to
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the BBQ because there's nowhere I can go
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that's them's fighting words and he was
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like and I think he recognized you know
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he tried to laugh it off like her but
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but the damage was done but you know
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he's a guy in his fifties and where you
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know we've been friends for years sure
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it's not a problem but uh but the the
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point why that's very unusual that i
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lose a point maybe I'm losing my memory
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oh no so i was talking to my makeup late
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physical bond that we're back on the
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truck now on my TV show with who and she
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and we started like a lot of production
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people in the northwest want to talk
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about a twin peaks because a lot of them
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work on twin peaks and B they want to
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talk about
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the TV show Baked Alaska be the one
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where the northern exposure northern
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exposure thing and because they all
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worked on northern exposure the ones
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that have been around for that took
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place in Alaska but was alaska right it
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was supposed to be in Alaska it was said
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in her was filmed in Seattle ok oh ok
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and a and in fact when it was on the air
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there was a there was a radio show in
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Anchorage a call-in radio show that
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would happen every friday morning after
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this after northern exposure aired which
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I guess was on thursday night and people
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would call in and they would all talk
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about all the inaccuracies of the
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program i'll play they would say like
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there was a red throated Warbler in the
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show and there that Alaska is outside of
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the range of the red-throated Warbler
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and they people would say like that's
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not the kind of grass that would be
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growing in Homer was in just like oh my
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god people that's not the kind of crap
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that would be growing in Homer yeah
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people would say that type of thing like
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that would never have asked that you
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know that guy would have been thrown in
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the in the water but they were so I of
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course was like you worked on northern
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exposure and my makeup lady was like
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yeah I was that i worked on the show
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from the beginning the entire run and i
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said okay let's let's get to the bottom
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of this was john corbett nice
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yes John Corbett was really nice ok
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that's good that's good news i remember
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at the time John Corbett was kind of
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hanging around the grunge scene a little
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bit Lykke a heat kinda post part owner
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of a club or something he come down he
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wanted to be in the scene
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oh and i remember a lot of the grungy
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assholes will be like hit in Hollywood
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guy with but you know me remember sure
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but it turns out John Corbett really
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according to the makeup lady and I think
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she would know my budget in Turner well
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this is the thing right i had a lot of
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thing for her just edging around yeah
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you don't go straight to Jeter will talk
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about Janine Turner first you want to
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walk around and say like what
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ask someone about a holy banker was he
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like yeah what about this time what'd ya
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that's interesting names again more
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games anyway what time and everybody's
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like yeah she's just said after one
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after the other like all they're just
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wonderful just a just the most wonderful
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cast the wonderfullest crew everything
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about the show was wonderful and I
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thought I was like whoa what about
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Janine Turner no no I'm like I you know
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I know that I know this I know this
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already i know this already but i want
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to hear say it hard things
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Oh for a long long time even when they
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were filming the show people would come
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and people come in sit at the bar and
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I'd be wiping a class with a towel and
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say what can I get your partner and they
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say give me a double and it's a hard day
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and they say a working on northern
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exposure might go tell me more
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how's that bill now that bill Corbett
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made salaries nice guy
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what's so uh so what you have going to
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put the put the double in front of them
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they just shoot it down then they'd say
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that Janine Turner em I'd go I'd lean in
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yeah I'm here for a partner because i
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had a real thing for her she was she's
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got she's got she takes all your boxes
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yes she does she's a very John Roderick
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a type of person including the clear the
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clear high maintenance pneus uh-huh for
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the just exudes right out of her butt so
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I've heard this for years and now here's
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her makeup lady I'm like lay it on me
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o.o awful just all the stories all the
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terrible stories that you hear about
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terrible actors doing things where they
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they hold up the whole filming because
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they don't like the nail nail polish you
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know a lot of like doing things on
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purpose that caused all the tech staff
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to have to stay and other for hours
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because of something you know like spill
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campaigned on the set
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kick it over because you're mad whatever
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just awful awful awful off allegedly
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just well yeah right
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allegedly except then my makeup lady
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says everything what she's been doing
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lately and i was like i said no i
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haven't really followed her career maybe
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I should google her like I did I did who
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did I google not very long ago
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marilu henner all maryland her like I
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was so in love with mention the colon
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cleansing yeah and then I googled it was
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and she had this pretty booming business
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of like I no swallowing copper pennies
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in order to get your colon to you know
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believe in raw yeah right that's all
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kinds of toxins in there
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yeah and the penny leave a penny leach
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the toxins out because just the toxins
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because it because of free radicals
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she's helping keep the lines right if
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you it you know what happens is a
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one-electron who causes metastasis it's
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called the call one hit three the
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one-hit ball takes exposure to that one
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electron just a northern exposure to
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that one electron and you poop super
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hard and he's like a bicycle inner tube
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comes out and get a coffee to do coffee
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enema what happens is that the penny
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makes an amalgam with all of the mercury
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oh you're saying it's science it's
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science
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so it's calistri it's physics it's a
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it's new monastics new monastics isn't
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its alchemist except alchemist across
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our crumbs brother used to swallow
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string of pit
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oh that's one of my favorite movies and
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yeah right you could I saw him one of my
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first trip to San Francisco I was
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walking down the street and I did like a
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quadruple take no it's really max right
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is out in the world
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oh yeah he would sit with his little
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bacon bowl and it was always like that's
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totally arc I think it's max no max is
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the other brother was gonna do a little
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brother did you ever know about the
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could snort a piece of the spaghetti and
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then pull it out the back of their mouth
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now I I've heard that that's the thing
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that can happen
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I've seen it I've seen it okay you're
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saying and it's not like it's not like
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the popcorn box this is like a thing
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no no I there was a I had a really good
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friend they could snort a piece of
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spaghetti and then reach into the back
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of his throat and we'll find the other
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and and pull it out and then floss his
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brain with a long piece of spaghetti
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which was the absolute top bar trick I
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ever saw and frankly Merlin I tried it
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many times i would think the spaghetti i
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would try and snorted into my nose
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because i really wanted to have the
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ability to do this I can do this Chevy
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the Chevy Chase cigarette inside the
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mouth flip huh
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and your mouth is big enough for that
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yeah I flipper flipper a cigarette in
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there found that blow smoke out of the
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filter and then i can flip it back
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around outside i was very cool trick but
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I could never gonna have the same
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respect today for those kinds of tricks
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the bar tricks right you just started
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doing nasal irrigation so I can just
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tell you that when you do the nasal area
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the sinus irrigation it comes out the
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other nostril and it comes out of your
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mouth so I believe there's a spaghetti
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pathway for sure there was and I mean
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it's just enough spaghetti is just soft
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enough i think that if you break it in
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there it's gonna find its way to your
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tummy but to do the trick you have to
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keep a little bit al dente you get like
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a number two but i'm not a noodle you
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get you get a look thin or a full
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spaghetti
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do you want to do like a look at link
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weaning know you wouldn't want to win
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you wouldn't want to be too soft but you
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seem like the type of guy that used to
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have a lot of zippo tricks did you have
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a simple trick I had some zippo tricks
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we we mentioned this a bit i had a few
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things I could do I was very lonely us
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on loan is the wrong word lonesome like
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I I was you know kind of a lonesome
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latchkey right and I would practice
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things a lot I could do I made up lots
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of skills for myself and then I would
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practice them for weeks
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knife-throwing oh yeah Oh knife-throwing
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Oh throwing all things
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oh yeah oh yeah but i would come up with
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games like could I bank this ball off of
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these two walls the same way three times
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over on that is some lonely kid stuff i
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had so that games that were designed for
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one lonely child I don't but you never
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worked on close up magic no Ricky Jay
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was a lonely kid who just got shot apart
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but then he found a problem you know
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that before the general cards for
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that before the general cards for
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45 years and now he's on the field and I
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can't get rid of him
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how did I want but so apparently janeane
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garofalo or whatever yeah and honest
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allegedly allegedly also true janeane
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garofalo oh I hear things about her
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see I don't just make the site were just
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being a bag on women as well there's
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lots of terrible man i just i don't want
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to leave that impression
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leonardo dicaprio you think he's
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high-maintenance probably you keep
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stating really young models from Sweden
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wow that's not a good look but uh
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apparently Janine is a rabid right-wing
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a cheater
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Janine Turner know who had briefly a
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radio show where she was like a shouty a
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like from easter she appeared with sara
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hammond hanging for sarah palin yeah
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dyed her hair blonde according to my
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makeup lady alcohol and was like shouty
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sarah palin shouter and I can only guess
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is like thrilled about the Trump and so
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like I think she was always like that
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and now has become you know more and
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more like that she's a rancher she has
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longhorn cattle
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oh yeah she has been engaged to alec
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baldwin and she has data troy aikman
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Mikhail Baryshnikov in sylvester
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stallone oh so my makeup lady says
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that's allegedly literally awesome
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she said she always wanted to have a
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baby with a sports person
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oh that's what my makeup lady said that
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ejects John whatever baby with a sports
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Wow eugenics how well i mean we all kind
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of like are raised our generation like
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most before us for raised to think about
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like what like the stock of like you go
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to marry well you gotta marry expressing
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right you think she's trying to make a
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new baby
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mm-maybe so I mean you know there's
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nobody wants to do when she just down to
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clown with athletes or was she looking
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for something more long-term was like
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she wanted offspring that could throw a
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spiral I don't know I you know when you
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think about athletes on the lives
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they lead and particularly like
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successful ones and the sort of what
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would seem to be like the relationship
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between athletes and their why you don't
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talk about male athletes and their wives
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telling typically it you know it all
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kind of falls into a pattern like the
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baseball stadium with the live section
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kind of pans over there and you're like
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oh I see it's a kind of baseball wife
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job almost I don't got none of it I
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don't know anything about it I don't
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look at it and see anything that
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resembles anything that i know so i have
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to just put it into a category of like I
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don't know what it's like to be a bass
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player baseball player
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yeah I don't know what it's like to be
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married to a baseball player and I
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really don't know what it's like to be a
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retired baseball player who's living in
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a house in Florida has to be yeah and
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it's got a really big atrium or like it
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that you walk into the entrance hall and
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its really tall there's a staircase that
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kind of curves around and there's maybe
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a table with some sort of statue
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oh yeah I can see that in the instance
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foyer yeah the four year and it's not
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quite a statue of a of a of a guy love
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like her
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Hercules rat was holding the world and
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the world has neon sign on it that says
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the world is yours not quite that but it
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is some cuts that you probably don't
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have a study with your awards in it you
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got some photographs of hank aaron
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McMansion any kind of oh yeah yanno
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McMansion mm which are think our
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three-car Garage probably get 35 the
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cargo you do you get a boat you get a
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fucking boat you get a boat or in the
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case of john travolta you get your own
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727 437 every have you seen his house
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that seems very costly he bought a house
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all he bought one of those because they
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are housing developments for pilots we
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wear these when I was in junior high
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there's no area where you could land
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your plane on this little strip and
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drive it down the road to your house
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where you can put in your own playing
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that's right dang i think they call it
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at play garage and a
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so John Travolta has one of these
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massive compound where he can park his
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own like proper sized jet I don't know
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which model of Boeing jet he has but
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it's a let's see here i think i can
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google that for you
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he's so-so from from from the air you
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can eat you just fly over and it's like
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a giant McMansion and it's got his plane
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parked out front his jumbo jet about it
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it's not a jumbo but it's like that's it
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that's a that's a consumer passenger jet
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its okay its path it's meant to have
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probably over 200 people on it right
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with the 707 so he's getting so it's a
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vintage he's got a vintage jet and I bet
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that my pal whose job it is to outfit a
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super you know boeing business jet with
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cool interiors with hot tubs and stuff
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hmm i bet you he's done voltage at night
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but it's very nice in there i have a
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friend whom you've met who has been a
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handler for visiting celebrities and
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luminaries and she has got some goddamn
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stories about John Travolta none of
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which i will share on the air except to
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say I bet the lot of interesting stuff
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happens on this point predators she had
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a lot of first first hand
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super-creepy travel to information
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allegedly what I want to hear this
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offline i had a friend whose job it was
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to fill up drew barrymore's ipod wow did
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he look at craigslist kind of thing how
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to get any good job like that
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well you know she's music supervisor and
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you know I knew a lot about cool music
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and worked in bars and clubs it was a
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booker you know there's that there's
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that class of people in the rock
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business who I have all been booking
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agents club a club managers music
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supervisor insiders they know you DJ not
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having one specific title they know how
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things go
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they know how things work they know how
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to keep the lines right they know how
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they know how things work and then
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within that they they keep up right like
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that when they were in college it was
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really easy they were just part of the
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college radio station they brought bands
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to their school
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they were really really into music
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because they and you were this guy you
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just loved music and you stay but it
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definitely stopped and then at a certain
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point it stops but the only probably
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about 10 years ago i'm like you're very
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current I was just looking at my friend
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and you know anybody out andy bailey
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said this website called up coming down
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to work we could go and say what shows
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you're going to and stuff like that it
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was way too like a social media site for
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you know live events like shows
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oh my god I can't believe how much stuff
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I used to do em even though I'm just
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saying like up until pretty much well
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you can guess when it ended 1260 shoot
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six rows a week
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I mean I don't know if we went to one a
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week but i think we definitely got 25 a
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month at least I mean there's a lot of
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nights we were in a multiple multiple
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nights a week getting you guys like to
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party you stayed upright until the bar
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and we would go rock and roll but yet
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but I'm John seems like you don't like
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what you're describing here is that at a
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point you can just atmospherically stay
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up-to-date just by being young but it is
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an effort to keep up after that you
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don't really want it you gotta keep up
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and also like like a lot of things your
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knowledge has an expiration date on
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bright like like it used to be used to
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think that this was the moment this was
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the mistake I used to make a lot which
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was that he was always want to know
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about your ability to detect 1956 Les
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Paul that's exactly right
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people are always going to care about
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first editions or they're always going
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to care about vintage glasses or they're
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always going to care about something
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that I care about and then you realize
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like Oh everybody in 1994 really cared
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about vintage classes because that was
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what we were doing but now warby parker
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makes any kind of glasses that you want
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they all look like vintage classes and
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their hundred dollars each and go fuck
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yourself you know like nobody cares that
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i'm walking around in a pair of 1959
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fashion like he's saying you seem like
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basically the status like a beer can
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collect at this point exactly that's
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garbage right I got 40 cans of Billy
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beer ninety thousand dollars for him in
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1986 gonna get them again
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I feel like what's Billy beer whatever a
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what's Billy bears hardest beard again
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nobody cares man so uh so yeah like
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that's that's that it with music
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supervisors if you stop if you stop for
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a second
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you're completely irrelevant like three
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months later but so there are Hollywood
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people who want to be and I think drew
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Barrymore is probably not one of these
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people now but she was 10 years ago but
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their Hollywood people who are like I if
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I roll up on some place and I had my
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ipod over and say play some you know
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play some random selections from this
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while I'm in the club you want that
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music to be like right on the bleeding
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edge and if your Hollywood actor you
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probably can't keep that current so you
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hire somebody to be your social media
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consult or I'm sorry about your social
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media but you're going to be like your
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personal music supervisor supervisor
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they're probably also put movies on
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their you know Paul Allen has like six
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librarians why he has he has an entire
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library staff and i am actually pretty
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close to one of his librarians and she
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has been his librarian or over a decade
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and she flies around the world so that
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it's like Paul is going to be at Lake
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Como on Tuesday she needs to fly there
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on saturday and make sure that all of
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the media in his library at Lake Como is
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what he wants what he's into right now I
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get it I get it so that when he gets
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there but it also has to be somewhat
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comprehensive so if he says he gets a
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wild hair and decides that he wants like
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once and future king there better be a
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copy there may be a copy that right
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exactly like if he if he says like I you
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know I want to hear a ray charles play
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the want to see he hit somebody better
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be able to get that to him right away
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that but so you know she's there in his
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house curating his collection making
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sure his library both digital and really
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and real-world are all like
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sorted uh-huh but and she's been doing
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this for over a decade but she claims
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only two have met him personally like
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two times but she has a sense of his
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yeah she's his librarian or one of the
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very one meter having not met him it
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wasn't like she was going out in college
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or something she just she just knows
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yeah she's she knows him she's you know
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she's part of his hive mind like Paul
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Allen is at the center of it and he has
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a thousand people around him that
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function as extensions of his mind and
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imagination but like she's only met him
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in receiving lines basically where he
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walks through his Vulcan and shake
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everybody's hand but she's in his office
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30 minutes before he arrives like and
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she's not she's not the one that's like
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refreshing the white lilies she's up
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digitally you know she's like she's in
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the matrix seeing all the all the
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material
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uh-huh and that's a crazy job you know
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hundreds particularly since Poland is
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renowned for firing everybody that's
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close to him and she is like insulated
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by one level person so he is so Paul
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Allen's Chief Librarian there have been
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15 of them because he fires them the
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child is she's his media librarian or
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his you know she's the one that actually
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is doing some library in this some you
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know she's not administering she is
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functioning as a library she does she's
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a practitioner she's not just
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implementing yeah so she is a so she's
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somewhat insulated because if he comes
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in and once and future king isn't there
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he fires the administrator and she's
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just like I actually had it I had it
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here the administrator just told me not
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to you know not to put our dogs from his
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ipad advisor could explain a little bit
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why you left your last position on you
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know you know James on guard at the
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octopus which we were you know 60 miles
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of the Amazon making Peter Gabriel
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and he wanted to be said I want to watch
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Zardoz wasn't there no way to get that
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that was abrupt em
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