Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► this episode of Roderick on the line is [TS]

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00:00:04 ◼   ► they were too busy watching the apple [TS]

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00:00:10 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► hello I John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► pretty good but deep pretty good baby [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► bootie be the telemetry a little bit yep [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► I'm just figuring out what went to [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► launch my rocket [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► oh man how to give your rockets to get [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► Rockets begin around Rockets you but you [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► know what I i don't think i've ever [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► known you to launch a rocket it seems [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► like you keep your powder dry as they [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► used to say it's true I I was going [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► through my stuff the other day and there [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► was like a there's a couple of ammo [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► boxes buried in my closet and I was like [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► what's in this these ammo boxes and I [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► opened them up there full of rockets [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► I'll see this is your supposed to just [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► get those to put your cassettes in yeah [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► i know i know but i always but i always [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► put fireworks and then I used to have a [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► I used to have a big huge ammo box you [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► know one of those 50 caliber ammo boxes [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► and full of fireworks and I was out [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► there is a long time ago I was out with [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► a friend we were shooting off fireworks [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► of a long time huh [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► it was a long time ago and he said [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► people behind this childish things there [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► that i was standing out there lighting [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► off fireworks and my friend who was a [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► little bit of a he was a little bit of a [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► stinker if you know what I mean you [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► little stinker all of a sudden he was a [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► little he was a big guy but he was a [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► little stinker and all of a sudden he [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► says he John oh no it looks like there's [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► something burning [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► he was being completely was trying to be [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► completely sincere and I looked back and [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► there was smoke coming from my fireworks [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► box [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► oh no it was like what the fuck and then [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► all of a sudden all my fireworks started [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► going off and we just SAT there [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► dumbstruck ah as an entire entire ammo [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► box full of like every kind of fireworks [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► and firecrackers bottle rockets that [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► kind of stuff shoot [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► off stuff exploding in the thing just it [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► was there must have been a moment there [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► where you thought the two words nobody [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► likes to think which is oh shit yeah [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► like despite yourself you go like oh [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► this is it this is it this is this is it [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► this is going to be you know the you [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► know this could be for the second maybe [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► the first paragraph of my obit the last [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► thing he saw was smoke coming out of an [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► ammo box full of fireworks [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► I was far enough away that I wasn't I [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► wasn't fearing for my life because you [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► know you want you wanna you want to [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► light the fuse and then get away [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► that's the only instructions you need [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► let the fuse getaway do not holding [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► hands whoo-hoo [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► so I was far enough away you know I knew [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► enough not to be lighting fireworks off [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► next to the box but I but my friend [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► pretty sure through well very sure he's [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► a little stinker these little stinker [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► oh and so a is there was Matt oldest the [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► Norwegian that gives you any indication [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► that's kind of a stinker name [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► yeah one of the lessons that Scott would [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► do no no Norwegians Carol Norwegians are [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► one of the last groups of people move in [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► the world that you can just be openly [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► racist about oh yeah he's gonna stand up [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► for them know what you want from your [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► way when you get to get you like a large [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► what about mads mikkelsen is here in [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► Norway no I wouldn't say well maybe I [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► mean that he's a Swedish have a lot of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► maps up there surely got largest they [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► got Eric's got errands to get that to [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► use probably what I mean [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► uh-huh anyway so I lost all the [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► fireworks that day and then I chased [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► Matt around the reservoir threatening to [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► kill him but Matt was the number one guy [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► on our cross-country running team [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► oh man you brought you brought a knife [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► to fireworks fight yeah so I'm chasing [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► him but that but we both know I'm never [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► going to catch it was a symbolic chasing [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► a terrible night [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► uh well you know fireworks come and go [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► but anyway i just opened these these [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► crates and i found all these fireworks [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► and I was like it's [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► based on what I know about fireworks [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► these are now unstable they've been some [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► of these are very old you can't really [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► go out and light fuse and get away [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► because some of these might just just go [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► off in your face so now what do you do [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► with them [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► you can't throw him in a bonfire because [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► they'll go every direction right yeah i [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► mean you take it rid of Missy and I [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► don't want to be racist but you don't [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► you know me right [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► I get the feeling that even at their [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► best [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► mostly the kinds of fireworks you get in [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► a parking lot at the end of june are not [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► they're not like a military-grade [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► fireworks that you know what i am saying [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► that probably made somewhere where some [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► some child is putting a certain amount [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► of whatever gunpowder whatever into a [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► little tube and I bet it's not real [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► sciency even if they have robots to do [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► it I bet it's not super sayan see I bet [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► some of them i mean you think about [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► anything to get duds for you get with [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► the blow little too big so the kind of [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► unstable to begin with I'm guessing on [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► what you got humidity spiders you got [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► spiders they're spiders there's all [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► kinds of things that could have [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► infiltrated your ammo box the cause that [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► to be as you say unstable they [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► destabilize overtime yes he could be i [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► mean like you know the the [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► eight-year-old boy and me who says taken [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► to the police the police probably have a [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► room where they can munition those yeah [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► but you're missing the point which is [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► that I still want to explode them [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► yeah I want to explode them in a [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► controlled fashion but i do not want it [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► to be too controlled because it is a [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► firework I want there to be an element [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► of danger [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► I don't want my kid anywhere near it huh [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► but you know until I was until I was 17 [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► I still don't know let's see those later [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► than that until I was 22 and III I still [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► routinely had roman candle fights with [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► my friends we did not obey the at edict [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► to not hold in hand [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► mhm you lit fuse and did not get away we [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► did not get away our friend my friend [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► tried to get away but you didn't try to [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► get away you stood your ground [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► yeah like a gentleman needs to hear [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► crown and you point your enormous roman [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► candle your friend and you shot 12 [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► flaming balls at that [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► often 12 exploding flavor and this was a [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► this was a kind of modern-day jousting [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► that we did around new years eve at the [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► ski resort sure honors honors on the [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► line [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► that's right i mean you need to keep [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► your head down you don't want to get one [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► of these in your face but you kind of [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► state you stand just like a fencer sort [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► of position sideways so you're a smaller [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► target as you can be right and then but [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► that but that but the true warriors [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► advanced right you don't you don't just [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► stand you advance upon your that you got [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► a handle on versus birth situation yet [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► yet yet one guys being a gentleman by [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► understand the nature of the do we got [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► to make this look good then you got [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► somebody else's like I'm taking out and [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► I that's right I'm going for it who [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► but you know you be it's not just a [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► question of like I'm going to score some [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► points here the big points are well this [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► i mean the major points are a i'm going [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► to explode flaming ball on my friend [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► yeah but be i'm also going to i'm going [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► to use this opportunity to assert mine [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► my male dominance over all comers [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► there's a lot of any yeah it's [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► considered to be something we age out of [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► my college or so but there's a lot of [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► what's called one-upsmanship were like [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► you know you're gonna take a drink i'll [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► take another drink [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► you're gonna shoot a flaming ball [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► offshoot another shoe 12 flaming bottom [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► there's that sense of like escalation [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► when when men go head-to-head well and [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► it and often in these scenarios it was [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► not head-to-head but it was three right [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► like three guys in a round-robin just [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► your shooting flaming balls that one [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► friend and then you have to turn because [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► another flaming flaming friend isn't [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► because mad at a hypotenuse [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► uh-huh and then when it's a free-for-all [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► there's like five people in flaming [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► balls everywhere you know you're just [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► lucky to get out with you your head [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► already sounds like a crime scene so fun [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► though so fun to to be an age where you [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► now i have access to unlimited access to [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► fireworks as long as you keep having [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► money and and still believe that you can [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► go your life without being injured [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► he had a dangerous window i still think [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► that about ice coffee sometimes I still [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► think when I go and I get an iced coffee [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► and like you know man this is amazing [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► iced coffee is the greatest thing in the [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► world coffee is great i'm having coffee [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► right now and I'm enjoying your soldiers [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► hot coffee is delicious thing so special [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► about ice coffee so you have an iced [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► coffee especially on a hot day you know [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► you're 11 1130-1230 you you have little [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► pick-me-up you have an iced coffee [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► there's not thought that goes to your [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► head which is a you know I could totally [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► just go get another one of these em [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► there's no one that will stop me looking [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► for more iced coffees and you know what [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► I could I could totally drink these and [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► it would take me about 40 seconds to [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► drink for iced coffees mm there's no one [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► will stop me that's the thing it's like [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► it's like fireworks though you know they [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► might they might go a little bit to give [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► a little bit this looking [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► sure sure you want that fourth light of [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► your wart [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► I don't drink iced coffee not at all no [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► because I've had friends who [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► relationship ended because of iced [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► coffee [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► yeah I mean why would you put ice in a [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► coffee that's my only pot hottest day of [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► the year [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► how to stay here I walk in I say give me [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► coffee em and they say hotter ice and [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► I'm like did I say iced coffee [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► like who if I wanted a nice compliment [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► that I would've been that would've been [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► the first thing I said iced yeah it's [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► not a date it's not don't assume because [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► talk but I want cold coffee that's [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► racist [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► well something in a turkey or Cuba yeah [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► the heart of the day the heart of the [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► coffee they make it they make it hot as [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► you can take it in a Seattle also mmm [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► the only people up here that are [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► drinking iced coffee or people from [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► elsewhere oh no longer barrel is no iced [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► coffee we ought to build a wall we ought [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► to build a wall around see ya then be a [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► gorgeous wall and make and make the iced [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► coffee people pay for will make the [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► organs of the Californians pay for it [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► and we'll say will stood there will be a [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► beautiful ice coffee stand right there [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► and the oregonian at the gate are gonna [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► make the Seattle lights you know like [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► the god dammit seen nobody from Idaho is [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► gonna drink an iced coffee nobody from [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► Montana is except people from California [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► Idaho Lana Idaho Oregon Idaho in my [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► idaho and Holland you don't have an iced [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► coffee [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► doubtful what about you two are doubtful [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► ok utah on each Idaho and Utah what [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► about away honest Colorado and look at [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► wyomin it's the same everywhere that the [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► couture [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► uh-huh georgian Louisiana and yeah [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► that's that's that's no fun new york and [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► i just think that it does take a while [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► the pendulum swings hakuna matata it [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► takes awhile at first you're like oh my [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► god I can't wait till i'm going to be a [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► big boy and drive a car [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► yeah you know and then pretty soon you [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► like nobody will stop you from you know [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► by a car this way too fast that you [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► can't really afford all this is still [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► true me I do this all the time no one [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► will stop me from buying a vintage RV [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► somebody should have stopped me I think [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► people probably tried [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah yeah they did but the new [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► the new lesson for me is if the bank [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► won't loan you the money just leave it [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► at that [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► if the bank won't loan you the money [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► just leave it at that if you have to go [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► around the bank interesting if you have [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► to hack the system yes then just leave [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► it leave it leave it there was a period [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► in my high school years where I tried to [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► make gunpowder out of saltpeter and and [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► why did you get saltpeter carbon or uh [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► what was a charcoal Peter charcoal one [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► other element Delta craft cocktail big [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► got a good got a big round ice cube big [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► know it's called the Big Bang it was it [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► was it was three things that you could [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► buy used to be able to buy these things [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► at well in some places in Anchorage it [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► seemed like you could just buy at the [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► drugstore [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► I bet there's a reason they keep [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► saltpeter in stock in whenever there is [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► certainly do what it says uh I mean why [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► would the US military sprinkle it in the [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► sea rations [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► is that true do you think that the [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► chemtrails thing actually that's a good [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► question because I mean it's one of [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► those things we hear that you grew up [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► and so as soon as she said the word [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► saltpeter I merely thought exactly one [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► thing right you keep your boner it's [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► stuff they put don't even know what [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► saltpeter is all i know is as long as [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► I'm almost as long as I've know what [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► Boehner is is that I [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► I've known that saw peter is a thing [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► that they put in your food so that you [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► won't get boners these RV this is a way [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► to control a little bit no horn dog [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► males I've heard the army does this I've [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► heard schools do this her prison [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► students sure you don't you go to like a [TS]

00:13:24 ◼   ► preschool [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► mm well I mean you know by the time but [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► their own food but also its sulfur's the [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► third ingredient i'm sure there were [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► hundreds of people yelling at me I [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► figured it was love it so you could you [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► used to be able to get well as offering [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► suffered what you get at the end of a [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► match right well sulfur is just like a [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► yes sulfur is what smells like rotten [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► eggs yeah you can find sulfur a lot of [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► places but yeah I think it was a big [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► originally we found it very easy to get [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► saltpeter charcoal and sulfur in cans at [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► the drugstore pretty sure i see i'm [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► imagining you go somewhere else like [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► John jelly bellies and you get a you get [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► like a scoop but and I mean these are [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► all things that you can army-navy maybe [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► army-navy no no because you wanted these [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► are things that you would if you had a [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► hammer and pestle you can see in the [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► morning yeah you hit that is leave then [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► slower this world I you would use these [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► things in other another combinations and [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► other teachers right you put a little [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► sulfur and a little bit of mayonnaise [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► and a little bit of of Hungarian paprika [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► and grind those together and then you [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► use that as a compress on our sprained [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► ankle on ice so it's stuff like that [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► right this is not back before the the [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► nanny culture came along this is that [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► they say in the letter gentlemen handle [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► his up here [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► sure you could you get what you're doing [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► is making medicament ma documents [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► documents i don't even care if it's real [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► work i love it and and so we would [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► combine solve sulfur and saltpeter and [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► charcoal my friends and I that's totally [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► a word in quickly combined in I use [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► words we can find these things in [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► different a different mission same [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► practice [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► oh yeah that's the word [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► I started mistyping breakfast as [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► breakfast is really easy to miss time [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► it's easy for your daughter to miss say [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► and now I think practice should totally [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► be a word i have stopped saying [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► breakfast almost entire practice is so [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► much unless you're gonna say second [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► breakfast because they don't you can [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► make two jokes right that second [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► practice that's fine but breakfast if [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► that feels good that nice mouthfeel it [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► does it really does it's like what you [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► want for breakfast i love it [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► yeah yeah it's accurate my desk I took [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► you out for me documented medicament app [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► it's plural noun medicament sits a [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► substance used for medical treatment of [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► medicament medicament we were never able [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► to get because what it turns out is the [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► the print the mixture of sulfur charcoal [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► and saltpeter that makes gunpowder is a [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► very precise you know you like you wait [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► out mean it's a dish out yeah it's not [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► just start tossing stuff in there was [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► later one other than one-third one-third [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► oh sure like you're making a like Amish [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► cake or something [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► yeah it's not like Amish cake yeah so we [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► could combine these in different in [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► different measurements I think we're [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► just using a teaspoon and sometimes we [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► would get a thing that sparked and and [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► smoked in and made little like a like it [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► seemed like it which is called him and [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► then other times stuff would kind of you [TS]

00:16:34 ◼   ► know like I don't know we made a lot of [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► snap crackle and pop but we never got [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► anything to explode [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► oh but I vaguely understand an explosion [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► with let's take a sudden amount of the [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► right mixture and then the explosion is [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► when lots of oxygen happens very quickly [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► right you've got you get it's got its [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► got all burn at once just gotta burn so [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► fast that it's like it all it all burns [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► really quickly and then it hits the it [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► expands and then it hits the oxygen and [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► then POW how but at the time talking [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► about 1983-84 you could go to the fred [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► meyer and if if you don't live in a [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► place where there are fred meyers is [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► there a kind of what are they there are [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► this is your looks like you're worth [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► right it's all worth right you could go [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► you can get apparently by he gets in the [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► documents you can get medicament and at [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► the time there was in [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► tire shelf of black powder sold in [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► canisters about the size of Quaker [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► Quaker Oats like big canisters and you [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► could buy black powder in dozens of [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► formulations smokeless powder and how [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► large grain small grain black powder [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► because black powder hunting people [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► still did it quite a lot in Alaska you [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► so you make you know you your or rather [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► there were a lot of people including my [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► friend kels down whoo-hoo loaded their [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► own bullets they had had a you know like [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► like bullet loader machines in their [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► garage scene but later on my uncle made [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► his own bullets [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► yeah you got a picture on bullets if you [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► don't trust the man you want to do you [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► want to add your you want to add 14 [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► grain I steal a name every kind of black [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► powder you can drive my mom crazy about [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► her small black powder macadamia about [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► so we would roll in there at 15 years [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► old who take two canisters of black [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► powder up to the counter and they just [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► sell it to us and we out making pipe [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► bombs all day [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► Wow anymore well so then by the time we [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► were in by the time we're seniors they [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► had moved to the black powder behind the [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► counter and then somewhere there in the [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► middle at least most of the I mean at [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► least the Frederick Frederick Nelson's [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► that the the fred meyers there are [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► northern lights and Benson they stop [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► selling black powder entirely as far as [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► i know but i stopped building pot farms [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► because i had a because we all had a [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► very scary experience with a pipe bomb [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► and and that was the end [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► franklinville to look Franklin wouldn't [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► like that no we're cool by that time had [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► moved over and with spice or he was [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► actually principle of stellar which was [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► a very weird thing stellar was an [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► alternative high school [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► this is different from the the other [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► building that was 10 that were it was [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► some kind of an acronym were you trying [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► to get your in there for a while and got [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► tossed out yet walk across the [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► Starbridge and you get over into the in [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► the same school right [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► wow you remember a lot but that was SWS [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► repeat yourself a lot which helps know [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► Frank cool had a quick pass [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► google did have a cricket bat he also [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► had a tennis racket with 21 powernation [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► everybody knew what mr. Finn gift but no [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► Frank google moved over to seller which [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► was the ultimate the freestanding [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► alternative to the names for these [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► things across northern cross from [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► northstar elementary sure and stellar [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► was like you could you could you could [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► just walk out of class at one of the [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► halls at least that's what CNN sure [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► there was a girl that wants taller than [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► had platinum blonde hair and then dark [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► thick dark eyebrows uh oh god do you [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► remember that look I know that look [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► platinum blonde here and she work i wore [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► lipstick was probably pretty red it's [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► pretty red lipstick and it was the first [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► it was my first exposure to that that [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► you don't you don't forget that and she [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► was like a year younger than me so so it [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► was so everything about it [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► everything about it was just killing me [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► to death I was killed to death and [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► imprinted really hard so it's just like [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► still platinum blonde hair dark dark [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► bushy eyebrows look that so you know it [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► takes mostly and Amazon kind of like if [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► you have pretty ok good skin if you've [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► got like kind of just like kind of [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► utmost and blemish kind of lightish skin [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► any woman can pull off that look and [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► look great [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► that that is it's a bold look but you [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► can you can that is a fantastic and it [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► makes it makes an impression it does it [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► it will kill a person to death [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► it'll kill him to death it's like [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► getting a sword in between the little [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► joints in the armor of any man that's [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► right but right google became the [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► principal of that and Frank google was [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► this is stellar with its stellar with [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► his to these tennis racket news and its [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► cricket bat did not fit in its stellar [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► at all and everyone its stellar knew it [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► and Frank cool knew it it was a it was a [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► bad turn of events and it's it's because [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► stellar was still a school in the [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► Anchorage School District and bring [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► Cooper was still on track to be a [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► principal he done is vice principal time [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► so it's just sort of a little bit like [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► being in the military were like if you [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► get a promotion [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► you're not going to ask questions about [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► where you move to you take the promotion [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► it's your job [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► and it's a move up and you you wouldn't [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► wanna complain about something he'd been [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► waiting for the principal even win for [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► the tap [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► mhm and stellar had lost a principal [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► lost their old old principal and I think [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► they're all principal was one of those [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► kind of ineffectual daughter guys I was [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► like what a oh did you know you got an a [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► okay well write it down here in the book [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► and then all of a sudden Cooper was [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► principal and he was walking around [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► trying to get people to go to class and [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► stuff and that was just not when what [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► happened there but then eventually done [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► shackelford all of course Don [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► shackelford so I'm sorry i was i was [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► conflating on shackleford and a [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► Francophile palio gone shack on [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► shackleford the one who was disappointed [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► in you arms just he was disappointed he [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► said he stood there by the locker with [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► you is that right yes he did was very [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► disappointed i'm so glad that we're [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► recapitulating that episode from a long [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► time with John every day someone is born [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► he's never seen for instance i know that [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► to be true i was describing the [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► flintstones the other day to someone [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► that could not comprehend the [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► flintstones it was like was a millennium [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► oh it was a millennium and I was like [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► yeah do the free good epidemic [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► yeah yeah it was a cartoon but it was [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► mostly the honeymooners and make your [TS]

00:23:15 ◼   ► move and in the illegal [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► what are you talking about what I know [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► these are words but what does that mean [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► and we got no exposure to the [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► honeymooners and your exposure to the [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► honeymooners could come after your [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► Flintstones first started the pieces [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► together after they go I see what they [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► were doing there [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► honeymooners was such a success let's do [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► it again yeah exceptexcept with cavemen [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► yeah and birds [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► it's a living breathing don't generally [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► i don't when pterodactyls are born I [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► don't think they think of themselves as [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► record players [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► well this is what's great about it is [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► because the they're all the all the sort [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► of wild wild west-style old steampunk [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► basically where the flintstones was the [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► first team you know what that's really [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► true right because there is full of the [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► unnecessary embellishments [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► very very very basic understanding about [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► you know how things work [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► yeah and you're like oh there there's a [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► bear's cave men but they have a stove [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► and then you open the stove and add no [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► it's not a stove there's just a dragon [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► in their course my desk is made of brass [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► and has a porthole not an animal me are [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► wild wild west [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► alright that was steampunky right so i [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► was was that has to be the has to be [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► like the foundational steampunk thing [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► because he was he was devising all kinds [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► of brass apparat I uh-huh that that did [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► that did miracle things during the age [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► of steam all the age of steam you know [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► its just oh my goodness i think i think [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► about that sweet i'm always reluctant to [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► talk about death only because you know [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► that something you know something [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► they'll have the technology to come [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► through these things and pick out all [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► the parts you know interesting so we're [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► talking about now you're talking about [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► things I mean if you don't have access [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► to Captain Marvel there will be a way [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► eventually come to our shows and pick [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► out just certain parts so i know that [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► when we die [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► somebody's gonna put together a real [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► where the time talking about death [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► it's all the shit you say when you're [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► alive up being daedalus's like fuck you [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► guys right now turn this off turn this [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► off [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► uh-huh but i do think about I do think [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► about the ammo box full of fireworks [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► anything about as it as a death agent [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► I'm thinking about there will be times [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► when I think oh shit this is it right [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► and so I think it's an account but back [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► in i thought would have told you this [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► but back in college and my friends used [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► to do kind of like a werewolf things [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► like to scare each other and the idea [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► that conceit was ever smart guys but the [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► idea was that could see was I just not [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► be on you and killed you if i can get [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► back to sneak up watching on you [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► anywhere you're dead and it's not game [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► they played all the time and so my [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► friend was in a very quiet library like [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► 730 it's almost closing time my friend [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► comes on it grabs him on the shoulders [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► and he starts and he says [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► holy shit Richard I really don't want to [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► die translating the german word for [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► absurd and I thought that this morning [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► good game [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► I i went to bed late i watched all i [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► watch all of the other Tony's last night [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► and so and i stayed up late watching [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► musicals after that so I want to be [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► known as your avatar has changed its now [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► Hamilton ehrenberg but you're close [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► yeah there was a picture picture from [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► Hamels oh I see [TS]

00:26:35 ◼   ► thanks Luke oh it's aaron burr sir he [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► punched the burp sir [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► so anyway I i was a bit late i got [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► apparently and I was like I gotta get to [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► the office stones gonna be doing the [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► show and so I'm a little underdressed [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► and so I'm my run-in I'm making coffee [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► i'm doing the coffee thing running [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► around and watching and watching the wwc [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► presentation I got a lot of balls in the [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► air and I start to fall down like you [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► know like my old people just like fall [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► down sometimes it over to do you just [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► somebody just one pins your needs [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► oh I realized hey you know you think to [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► yourself you talk to yourself and your [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► head a little bit you go hey right leg [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► is supposed to be moving [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► I feel like I just told you like a [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► quarter of a second ago to move and I [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► almost fall down because I'm wearing [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► Crocs and The Little Rock has gotten [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► wedged under a little table [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► oh why do old crocks I don't understand [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► this at all we gone off into a very [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► weird place you know what two words I [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► thought oh shit oh shit and first [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► paragraph yeah 0 [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► yeah but they're the second hydraulic [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► just rocks got stuck under a little [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► table you know you're not supposed to [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► wear Crocs on it well you're not going [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► to wear them anywhere now on an [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► escalator can wear mine escalator the [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► where modern escalator that's the first [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► line of your obituary yeah like a [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► professional croc still like nice Crocs [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► I don't believe this [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► mhm crocs yeah Oh [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► so what do you also we're looking ahead [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► little short pants with suspenders like [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► like a later hands and ricotta knows and [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► what we'd like to like a later hose and [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► accept that might be worn by someone in [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► Spanky and argue [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► ah let me think that would technically i [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► think because play and I don't [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► technically I don't cosplay anything [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► cool i think if you were to see me on [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► the street and scope out what I was [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► cause playing it would be something [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► pretty funny that's not like a marvel [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► comic do you cosplay what that I think [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► about all the time [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► yeah what is it what's your number-one [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► cause but well a lot of stuff that [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► listen cause playing is who I actually [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► a.m. [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► yeah I like cosplaying like middle-aged [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► dad I'm so middle-aged dad looking you [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► could cause play Merlin Mann pretty [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► easily [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► yeah I'm tried to stop people have [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► noticed and remarked in public if I wear [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► clothes with holes in them [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► this is something John Syracuse has seen [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► from from many many feet away so yeah [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► you're picking your pants holes and I [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► was like just a tiny little hole it's in [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► the edge of my iphone no way did you see [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► that from the audience oh yeah I've ever [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► you are talking about it so I tried to [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► stop wearing clothes with obvious holes [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► in them right well but the thing is that [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► you know the the front pocket hole [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► I think there's a pair of jeans there's [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► a big difference between a crotch hole [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► and Annie hole but there's a big big [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► leap from me whole to front pocket whole [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► front pocket hole should should be worn [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► with enormous pride I think the pockets [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► the pockets front and back but in these [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► days for me increasingly the front [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► pockets absolutely tell a story about [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► who i am and this has been true for [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► several years [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► I mean like I the things that I have [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► kept in the watch pocket right watch [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► pocket my Levi's have changed a lot over [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► the years [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► so what were then what are they um [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► coalition it's been entirely constant [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► for me it's always guitar always guitar [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► picks yeah it was uh let's see [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► so in the early eighties to militarily [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► is really it was armed quarters for [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► video games so like you you have [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► quarters in your pocket pocket but then [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► you want like four quarters in there for [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► easy access it was brilliant is just [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► perfect for that right corner old jim [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► dunlop one [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► millimeter black keep couple of those in [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► there Jim Dunlop oh sure your little [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► your little pics know they're the the [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► standard jim dunlop nylon pic [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► oh not a jazz 30 know that I'm not a [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► little get another I get it I you know [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► there's a gentleman's pick for awhile i [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► use this pussy great ones but fuck that [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► no you want a black one the black one [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► and I and then what else over time I'll [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► care for them to various kinds of drugs [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► one-time caffeine pills at another time [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► ephedrine yeah at another time at all [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► and that's the day I often put my [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► imodium in there are Modi excuse me in [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► there so are you so that's a pill [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► pockets for you [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► it sure can be absolutely let's say I'm [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► going out and doing engagement [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► performance i wanna have my sleeping [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► pill early enough i know when to take my [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► sleeping pills so i'll take that look at [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► the shell doing onstage to get on watch [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► pocket [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► you're not afraid of taking your [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► sleeping pill and then some other thing [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► into rough though always yeah if you got [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► to get it back on the horse and you're [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► like oh of course I worry I worry about [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► everything you've always kept pics in [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► years you never had quarters or tokens [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► in there [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► oh he went to a chunky cheesy you are [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► you wouldn't have a token in there [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► eighty-five percent of the time that I [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► was at a video game parlor I was there [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► to watch other people play sure it's too [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► costly [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► me too i mean like the thing is I you [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► know I don't remember having enough [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► allowance at that time but i rarely had [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► more than five to nine dollars an access [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► at a given time and I often had none [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► I mean this is back at a time like you [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► know you could go to like go to like a [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► subway ish thing and you could get [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► something for like under five dollars is [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► that all you could get something 402 [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► feel like I remember there being a [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► dollar product at subway and a [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► refillable cup that I think was 25 or 50 [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► Cent's to refill and appointed I every [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► is it you could get a little mini [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► reese's peanut butter cup for five cents [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► haha speak data and i guess i remember i [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► said just a moment just a moment [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► the coca-cola was five cents for almost [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► a hundred years i could not play video [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► games well enough to get my money's [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► worth I'd never in my whole life that I [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► play five dollars with the video games [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► if I played two dollars with a great [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► video games i felt like i had that was [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► incredibly decadent it was and i have to [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► tell you I mean it's one of the things [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► we're like I was a horrible there's a [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► few years was a very bad i was mean to [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► my mom I wasn't very nice and I compared [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► to some kids I wasn't awful i wasn't [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► dangerous but I wasn't very nice butt [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► she would just I could tell that it [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► broke her heart [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► like legitimately made her feel bad that [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► we didn't have a lot of money and it [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► really made her legitimately sad when I [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► spent the money i did have on video [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► games [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► yeah she worked well not even can see at [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► least can't even go that's a bad habit [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► but video games you're literally like to [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► somebody born in the thirties the idea [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► of taking the tiny bit of money you have [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► and going and putting it into a machine [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► for like you know 90 seconds of pleasure [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► it feels lucky again you don't need to [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► be Amish to look at that and go gross [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► yeah like you don't get that money back [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► somebody had to work to earn that and [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► you just put into a machine so you could [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► get killed by an alien but the thing is [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► if you were good at defender and you can [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► play defender for an hour i would not [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► one of the games Stargate in particular [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► the which is like defender to I would [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► watch I would just stay there i was on a [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► saturday i would just watch people who [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► are good at starting place target [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► because it was magic too well tempest [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► people who are good at tempest man that [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► is an art form I was pretty good at [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► Temple is a different kind of thing [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► that's you everyone really fast and [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► strategic to do that bus to know when [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► you're going to employ the smart smart [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► bomb or a smart bomb yeah that destroys [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► everything on the screen [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► you gotta wait we gotta wait for it yeah [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► but then those perfect moments when [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► you're like to hear your shooting aliens [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► all around and then the screen becomes [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► so clogged with enemies need to me [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► that's the mutants that there's no way [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► you're going to survive and then boom [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► smart bomb and everybody has destroyed [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► it's just like all I know this trick [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► with the Stargate where you would know [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► when to strategically use the Stargate [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► and there is of course I cannot be [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► straight but there's a trick with the [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► Stargate where if you carried a certain [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► number of the people in the Stargate you [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► got like an extra dude or something [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► that's the injury right there haha man [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► but yeah anyway so don't know I never [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► carried quarters are tokens in my in my [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► coin pocket i always carry or my watch [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► pocket was very severe in there so later [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► on that maybe didn't matter so one of [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► the great things about you about your [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► jeans if I may [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► yes was when you started routinely [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► carrying a space pen Ali what watching [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► this basement you're that create a space [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► pen exact shape of a space pen faded [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► into your gene Conley ambiguously the [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► outline of a space pen [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► yeah you can even see that the tapering [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► ends of the space pen [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► yeah it was just like wow that is a [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► statement as it's it's it's it's what [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► makes the whole gene wear pattern so [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► interesting because and this is as it's [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► also wear shoes like ever look at your [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► shoes and look for most people who I [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► guess our aren't going to the [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► chiropractor [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► I wish my shoes look at your shoes you [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► flip them over you grab five pairs of [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► your shoes of different ages and flip [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► them over and you're going to notice [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► very similar wear patterns but but [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► that's the same wear wear patterns on [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► each right or left foot across all the [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► shoes pretty much they issue is very [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► rarely wear evenly because because you [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► walk weird or you're shaped weird in the [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► and that's what the pocket thing becomes [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► so crazy if you put a space pen in your [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► pocket and you do it again he do it you [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► like it won't be long before that pen [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► always settles into exactly especially [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► receded a lot it's going to be settled [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► into exactly this one spot it's it's [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► like making the Grand Canyon i do you [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► ever I maybe outing myself here but do [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► you ever take your shoes and just put [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► them up on the table and just look at [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► sure I'll so I'm a shoe tree man I when [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► I take my shoes off [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► I put shoe trees in them i have a cedar [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► shoe trees and I i'm not going to have [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► nice shoes but i like to rotate them [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► that's why weird splurges is I own [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► enough shoe trees for my primary shoes [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► and I try to rotate them i have about 14 [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► vintage pairs of shoot Ruiz but i don't [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► use them at all only ones are nicer you [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► can stand your old ones to bring out the [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► cedar smell never occurred to me it's a [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► life hack [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► yeah you can do that but I I occasional [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► go on the amazon and constantly more [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► than i would like to buy two or three [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► new pairs of shoes throughout the old [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► ones you know [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► all throughout the old ones here again [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► I've got some from the forties courts [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► could you you can't even imagine not [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► keeping this [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► no I'm barely barely can consider [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► sanding them act like polishing your [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► silver candlesticks from the from the [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► 18th century and would do that you want [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► to keep the patina keep up if you die [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► before i do God forbid I i will not be [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► involved in dealing with your house [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► no I worry about that all the time how [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► you pick somebody hit you have AF [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► somebody chosen I mean there's a good [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► chance you never know there's a good [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► chance your mom's gonna outlive and [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► she's gonna be stuck with that whole [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► affair know my mama just throw it all in [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► a dumpster except for like I don't even [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► know what she would keep but I i had an [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► interesting game to like what would she [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► keep energy go out and get that whatever [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► button dollar whatever or or how Ashby [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► or whatever your kids doll's name is you [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► grab the dog you get out of there and [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► just like to join up [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► we'll see i'm still I'm still navigating [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► my father's estate and by estate I mean [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► let's boxes and boxes of paper [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► yeah 4040 legal boxes full of like old [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► adjudications and I was just doing it [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► the other day going through this stuff [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► reading all these reading all these [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► papers from the mid seventies and at you [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► know and and really digesting how sort [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► of constantly on the edge of insolvency [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► he was even when he was making a lot of [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► money was always getting into some kind [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► of bad deal some sort of arrangement [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► where was like oh here's a here's [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► another notarized letter and and then I [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► go through these boxes and you know I [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► don't throw it away like a phone bills [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► and stuff because of the story it tells [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► well it only tells that story to me [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► there's not another living person that [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► cares and i have read the story like i [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► read the book so i could just throw them [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► away i could throw recycle them i could [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► I can make a bonfire [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► why am i saving this story I don't know [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► yep but here it is and so my own [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► material i have bequeathed p [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► i bequeath the music and buy music I [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► mean the recorded music and also all the [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► all the recorded music that has never [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► been released oh it's called the [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► unreleased material this is the the [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► archives the archives I've required i [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► bequeath it to my daughter via her [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► mother and her mother has always been a [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► fan of my music and so I assume that she [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► would care for it in a way or like I [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► don't know how I don't know what you [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► would do I don't know if you would take [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► an unreleased song and hand it to Ben [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► Gibbard and say finish this whether you [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► give some of the many years with ya [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► whether whether these guys would be like [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► oh wow what an honor to be given one of [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► these tracks to finish and so that i can [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► play it whatever at his funeral or [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► something or what a burden it is [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► together in this garbage and put it well [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► this is where if you documented that [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► would be really awesome like you know [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► what I mean like you always talking [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► about you know you're close with your [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► ebay store i don't know whatever [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► happened with that but you're gonna put [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► your clothes on ebay I've always said [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► include a little card you type it up on [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► a nice typewriter and tell them tell a [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► little story with that tell the story [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► well the the thing that inhibited me [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► from doing the ebay stores there was [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► some there was some one of those [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► christian pastors that uses [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► rock-and-roll to convince people of [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► Jesus yeah am who did you read about [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► this guy who put his close-up on on his [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► clothes up for sale but they were just [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► like norm core dad clothes for free [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► super fans to buy uh-uh for some of his [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► lordly followers i guess i mean use he [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► was trying to capitalize what I want to [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► touch the hem of the garment maybe but [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► he got a lot of flack for the idea that [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► he was that he was selling is close to [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► his parishioners and all of a sudden I [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► was like I don't want to it's not that I [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► don't want to sell them and it's not [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► that people don't want to buy them but i [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► just don't want that to go up on [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► pitchfork what I'm saying I do i do 0.0 [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► ya like it like all something John [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► Roderick 0.0 as a human 0.04 those [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► Oxford cloth shirts I don't want I don't [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► want to end up on like AV club and they [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► wouldn't even write an article in the AV [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► club but it would be in the comments [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► section [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► yeah so I don't know it's hard to maybe [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► maybe etsy is the place I think it's the [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► typed up card that will save me because [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► the type of card is going to be [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► like no no I wasn't talking like those [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► are MacGuffin what people want is the is [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► the see mostly this could be a [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► multimedia experience it could be [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► something we do like a museum tour and [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► there's a there's definitely like a [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► souvenir book you can get that's got the [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► entire catalog in it isn't that is not a [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► thing like if you go to the go to [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► lloyd's of london or wherever they do [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► the options you guys gotta log it by the [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► catalog and that's part of the whole [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► thing I got a letter today from the [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► government said they were stuck like [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► it's that I got a letter I saw so still [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► that is still in the history of check T [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► and Public Enemy what I i still turn [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► that line over in my head is so [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► ponderous I got a letter from the [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► government the other yeah I didn't read [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► it it said they were suckers [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► yeah they wanted me for their army or [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► whatever dick picture Lee given a damn i [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► said never power and then tricky to that [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► little stands and made a whole song out [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► of it huh [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► remember that yes several years later he [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► did that was at maxim quay was that [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► record i like that tricky record [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► yeah but but there wasn't any drum drum [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► and bass our trip optometry path to pop [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► record trippin trippin dumb bitch [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► trippin tricky musician trip hop hop hop [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► I like the trip hop i went to it i went [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► to a party one time where there was a [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► drummer and a bass player and they were [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► playing drum and bass which is music [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► that is normally made on computers yeah [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► and they were so good at it that it [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► really was like this is something this [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► is something other to play that music [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► live and enjoy that I think I really [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► enjoy that it was very enjoyable I'd i [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► did not participate in any other aspect [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► of the party once i saw this happening [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► I just stood next to them with my not so [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► nice to find a party it's so nice to [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► find that [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► yeah we're like really latch onto that's [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► not the people there I'm not avoiding [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► the party i am really captivated by this [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► musical performance mhm yeah but a bird [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► a liner feel letter e literature [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► oh I got a letter today right but it was [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► an email [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► huh and I don't know what it was maybe I [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► was having a dream and at the very end [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► of the dream chemistry fellow figured [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► into the dream somehow and I was like [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► ken stringfellow why why why why is he [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► appearing like a like a samara out of [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► the dark and then i woke up i checked my [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► phone [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► there's an email from chemistry thought [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► I was like oh this is one of those [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► things [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► this is one of those ken stringfellow [TS]

00:43:55 ◼   ► appears in your dream and then you wake [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► up and eat you get an email from him [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► you haven't got an email from this guy [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► in three years [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► this is like so one of these spooky [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► moments yeah and then I open it and it [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► because you can see in the preview of [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► the email it said John I've been meaning [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► to write you I was like what is ken got [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► to say you know maybe ken is producing [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► an album in in Austria and he wants me [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► to fly in and offer my signature [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► tampering play whenever I open it and [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► it's a spam from ken saying a woman is [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► making a film called Ken in which i play [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► the title character the titular [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► character [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► ken which is based on a fictionalized [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► version of my actual life huh [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► what would you donate what an odd way to [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► phrase whatever is happening [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► yeah because it sounds like somebody [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► that i probably knew on livejournal [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► contacted him and said can you know mean [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► the woman who thinks that the were [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► married a I want to make a movie about [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► you but it's not about you need to be in [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► it but it's not you but it to you and [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► I'm not married to you i'm married to [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► dig in you contact at all of your [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► rockstar friends and let them know that [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► I'm doing that that's right and it's [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► exactly that the project so much if you [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► could just tell everybody that we're [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► really doing this together [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► and Ken is one of those rockstars who [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► although you know although his overall [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► like penetration of the culture remains [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► low within a small group of people he is [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► a very big deal [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► he's how I well you know telling you [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► this story you know these stories and [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► let you know that's right i was at a [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► show for that amazing solo record your [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► record that record was his first solo [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► record i have to remember because I was [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► the band your hand on end for the live [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► stuff right now that's a really it [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► wasn't you no uniforms no wasn't record [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► up it was a song on their cans first [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► solo record what the hell is a cop [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► because it was it was a really good [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► really good out how they did that one [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► then huh [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► when you say they do you mean either ken [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► playing all the instruments on the [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► record which is what happened or always [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► touched touched [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► that's it it's not going wasn't one day [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► or something like that [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► notice on the one that's on that [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► probably really pretty song on there [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► no I'm not sure where continue serving [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► you I met you and you were his first one [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► you open for him [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► yep and then we were I was lead guitar [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► player and then and then the long [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► winters acted as his band that's great [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► and then I met scott miller that night [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► and it was the best night ever [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► it was a very fun night I met scott [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► miller i met scott miller says you stand [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► there was like scott miller and and i [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► just--can Stringfellow from the posies [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► it which is fucking crazy right and then [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► that John Roderick and we're going to go [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► with the motorcycle home in the big hair [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► that Scott Miller that's got Miller [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► that's the guy from game theory that's [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► the guy from game theory [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► he's here because he likes the music and [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► now after his you know from my head [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► death a few years ago ugh i think ken is [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► leading a big project to marry reunion [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► well the the I think the next members of [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► game theory are back to I've totally off [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► topic but they're read they're basically [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► finishing the last game theory album [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► with a whole bunch of superstars which [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► is very exciting for people OC so that's [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► what i'm saying when I die are my [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► superstar friends gonna read are they [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► going to finish my unfinished 40 now we [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► should have that girl from livejournal [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► contact ken maybe he can we can [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► spearhead the effort [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► let's close the parentheses on John [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► right here's the letter and the picture [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► that girl is making a movie didn't like [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► girls [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► oh i thought was that it was a girl but [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► it is a girl here we go after at this [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► early stage of the campaign for Ken the [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► move getting the word out is the most [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► important thing so thank you all for [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► subscribing to these emails which I did [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► not say she doesn't i just want to say [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► before I make fun can I i love chemistry [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► oh yeah I do too he's a he's a vampiric [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► man is a wonderful guy if you want all [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► the life for such as now he's a monster [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► but is a very very talented posture as [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► many of you will remember [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► Oh someone's calling me on the phone do [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► not do that decline decline is it in [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► there is a number you recognise know [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► that there's no good that's not good i [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► would have said their name but no it's [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► just a totally random 206 number I'll [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► see that's how they get you now not into [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► it you know that's the new thing now you [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► get you started your phone numbers now [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► used to time was time was you become [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► more time was that Morgan Freeman voice [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► you would get it from out of area or [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► blocked now a you get to a 6b it might [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► even be from your exchange because they [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► can spoof a number that looks close [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► enough to your number like oh my god my [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► kids in a while [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► oh no oh no this is a thing now and for [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► people like me who hate getting phone [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► calls so someone's making a movie it's [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► called Ken the movement of you will [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► remember Ken the movie is what it's [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► called believe you're calling in there [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► oh it's a dash i like the idea can the [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► movie but all cow and dash the movie all [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► caps ok alright as many of you will [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► remember i wrote a few months ago I do [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► not remember to explain the movie for [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► those that don't that's me here's a [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► quick recap the director is an old [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► friend of mine i'm mara name's Claudia [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► and she's from and her last name and [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► first name indicate that she is from [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► overseas i'm guessing uncle france [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► france belgium I think should i think [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► it's Austria based on the based on the [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► last name you know that she has a unique [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► working method interweaving fiction and [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► reality seamlessly let me let me expand [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► upon that she makes beautiful films that [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► blend elements from real life with [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► fictional ones [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► can but dash the movie will follow this [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► format parts of the real me when I'm [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► drunk when I'm fucked up that's the real [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► me taken from both my music and family [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► life without my family's consent will be [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► the base plates are realizing i have a [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► little bit yeah [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► will be the basis for a fictional [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► character named can I have a good name [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► that's a good name for the character of [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► ken stringfellow fictionalized or not [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► maybe mmmm now let's think about this [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► ken Ken kan seems almost like a [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► science-fiction name if you pull it away [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► from Kenneth and turn it just into now [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► it does you know like an ren can ran [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► been Jack and Ben can scan sounds like a [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► i like how and OC could be back at nine [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► thousand exactly i never thought about [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► that until i see this name can go over [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► and over and all caps are you flashing [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► back to having a shaman moment where [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► suddenly everything makes sense [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► ok here you go kid was dead a whole day [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► with undergrad all he has been named can [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► and I will play that character in the [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► story is an intimate journey of [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► self-discovery [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► oh my god and it's going to be set [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► mostly in LA where ken has never lived [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► with shooting due to begin later this [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► year [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► okay with your support the enthusiastic [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► can the movie team are cooking to make [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► it work [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► all right i want you going John you did [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► it you fulfilled your role as friend of [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► Ken the move command [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► that's right for Ken dash the man you [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► have done that from Kennedy email [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► yep i said that you put on your you put [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► on your phony award-winning podcast and [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► now people can know to go out and [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► support captain morgan and the movie and [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► then the other four emails got this [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► morning John Freeman has some new promo [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► materials available [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► john freeman gonna delete that Michaels [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► filson is sending me the fathers day [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► gift guide gonna delete that don't seem [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► like us [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► moscot says escape the city with David [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► Hart I don't want to do that [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► delete and then the New Yorker has a [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► special delivery for me [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► i'm going to delete that oh and then [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► there's Boober wants to know how my ride [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► from the airport one that's nice [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► yes I'm going to leave that I got an [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► email here and from a woman who loves [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► the back to work podcast and would be [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► honored to be a guest and she says that [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► she would be a great fit she's a big fan [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► of the show though she wants to be she's [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► asking to be a gasps oh yeah she's [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► asking a guest on the show that has [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► never had a guest [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► there's been a substitute host but [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► there's never been a guest in need like [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► 7,000 episodes the five years five and a [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► half years of doing that show we have [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► never had a guest i would love to be a [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► guest and talk about a subject my name [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► is marie dupe are eek i'm an avid [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► listener of your podcast and would be [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► honored to be interviewed as a guest on [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► your show [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► wow how nice what I believe we would be [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► a great fit [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► I help people enjoy successful and [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► productive businesses careers and home [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► life sounds like a no-brainer [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► oh sure that it's right in your wheel oh [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► yeah and she send a link for her bio [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► photo and a link to her schedule so you [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► know what Fred Rogers says look for the [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► helpers look for the helpers whenever [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► you're feeling scared look for the [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► helpers [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► that's right look for the helpers did [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► you know that if you add that the 33 the [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► 33rd degree of Mason's yeah in the [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► description of the 33rd degree of Mason [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► Mason re masonic notice it says [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► specifically if you ask to be elevated [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► to the 33rd level you must be refused i [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► think that makes a hundred percent sense [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► i think they should even be an [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► understanding that if you ask they might [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► just throw your ass out [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► well this is the this is the amazing [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► question to spend as much time as it [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► would take to become a thirty-second [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► degree Mason we're talking about that's [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► that's 10 20 years that's a long time I [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► did a long time my grandpa was super [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► high up and he did it for a long time [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► yeah i think there are very few people [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► that make it to the 33rd degree to get [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► all the way to 32 and then make the make [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► the fucking classic error of asking for [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► it like I've been a 33rd degree Mason [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► for six years now when am I gonna get to [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► 33 and then they're like it's right here [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► buddy and said like a lieutenant-colonel [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► asking somebody if it's okay to dismiss [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► the troops you just you just undermine [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► your entire career by doing that you're [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► never gonna get it back at that point [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► when she's not bringing com [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► the chaos or streamlining time and tasks [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► you can find her scheming video [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► punchlines with her sweet boys you can [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► connect with her and download my free [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► resource she's gonna give me called five [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► simple branding acts for your small [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► business [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► oh my god or if you should break the [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► moratorium on interviews and have ever [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► on the bottom talked about it but just [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► to close this parenthesis she's a [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► Productivity plus organization [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► consultants to chapter president of the [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► national association of professional [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► organizers professional organizers [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► friendship here's the first question [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► doesn't bring you joy [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► oh sure right let's set them free [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► condominium lady sounded calm ya gone [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► and of course i'm dan and I get many [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► this happened in the last really year or [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► so where we get at least five sometimes [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► ten a week of these people who are first [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► always are in ardent fans of the don't [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► huge fans [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► big fan yeah and the large part is i [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► have actually gotten email from the [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► assistance the you know personal [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► assistant of people that I know who [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► should know better [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► like people i have i been on their [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► podcast and they're sending out this [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► shit all the time so again i was thinkin [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► we have two ideas [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► idea number one was I tell people they [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► can be on but they have to pay palace [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► $10,000 oh yes [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► idea number two is invite everybody [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► who's ever offered to do this under the [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► same and also do and don't let them hear [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► each other [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► Oh hold back just mean the Tower of [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► Babel basically you get this [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► that's a really good question didn't get [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► better every and every once in a while [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► one of you says like uh huh uh huh [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► interesting well nobody can you can you [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► elaborate [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► oh is that something that you could [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► growth hack well remember Robert rubble [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► rubble reporter Barbara Barr [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► I really like that i really like that i [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► love the idea that the problem is we [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► have to have some hack version of skype [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► where they couldn't see that they were [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► literally 35 other people on the call [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► yeah yeah that'd be nice i was on a [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► podcast one time that was just people [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► talking shit about united airlines uh [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► myself is cheon my sister jaan had you [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► on his show about customer service [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► yeah where you talked about your United [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► experience i really like that that whole [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► idea is just like yeah this is just a [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► this is just the whole show is just [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► going to be about people knowledgeable [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► people some of whom used to work for [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► United Airlines some of whom are in the [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► travel industry all here like you know [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► what's bad about united airlines let me [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► tell you a story about the the last time [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► united airlines screwed the pooch i [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► usually don't see to me that's almost [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► like that's like a fetish porn like [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► we're normally we go [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► hmm that's too clever by half there's no [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► way that you could do more than five [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► episodes that before became a shitshow i [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► can tell you buddy [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► I think it's bad enough you could have a [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► podcast about how much united sucks and [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► you can get a year out of that [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► oh absolutely no I'm not I'm actually [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► i'm not i'm not exaggerating i honestly [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► think you could have a podcast called [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► united sucks and you will be able to get [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► some really some some pretty big [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► shooters on that show [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► united sucks i mean i had had loves [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► United everybody i know united states [TS]

00:57:26 ◼   ► like people who support Trump was like [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► yeah he's a monster but they got to [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► support the dude is people who like [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► eight points on there i got to use them [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► is that really first or something where [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► there there that's the that's the one [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► that their company uses an early flight [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► if you live in Chicago like there's [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► certain cases where these horrible [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► airlines where you are stuck with them [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► yeah because of where you live or where [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► you where you travel to and you don't [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► you don't get an option you don't get to [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► like you know [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► virgin america your way into bangor [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► maine right [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► no no you doing a virgin in bangor that [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► you're not going to get into bangor on [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► virgin is 90 hearty snack pack for you [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► buddy [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► oh the other day I was a you know [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► because now I because of jonathan [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► coulton john hoffman who i have i've [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► joined the Delta family of [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► Oh of airline was this really great [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► first class [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► yeah i got an upgrade to first class and [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► and the the flight attendant comes by [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► and she says do you want the chicken [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► cheat was a BBQ chicken sandwich and [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► then she leans forward and she goes it's [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► very small or do you want the pasta [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► salad with shrimp or something that just [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► sounded like you but when she said it's [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► very small [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► she's telling you she's giving you the [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► inside story but yeah I was like I don't [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► want very small so i was like give me [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► the pasta salad the guy next to me said [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► give me the little sandwich [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► well it shows up it's not very small [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► it's a it's a it's a few sliders and she [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► was trying to say that this sandwiches [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► were small [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► she was like it's a chicken sandwich [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► it's very small meaning the sandwich was [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► small but there were several sandwich [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► I'll see I would have read that as she's [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► trying to talk about something that she [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► knows it's not good [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► yeah me too but but then it several [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► sandwiches the meal was not small [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► understand I know I absolutely [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► understand what you're saying but then [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► why would she say that the same which [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► was small the meal was not small and she [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► was saying it because she doesn't [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► understand what words do haha [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► and it's not important to this and which [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► is my little character whisper it to you [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► with some level of confidence is a [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► little bit like somebody put their dick [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► in the mashed potatoes exactly like [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► don't order the clam chowder and a [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► no-doubter pretty um clean food only [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► please [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► that's just the big tell the captain bob [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► but but yeah this was a crazy thing [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► where it's like who has ever gotten [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► several sliders which are in some ways [TS]