Roderick on the Line

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00:00:28 ◼   ► hello hi John Boop sinuses are a wreck [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► what happened to your sinus you know [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► what happened to my sinuses are using [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► them for something that they're not [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► authorized for it depends who's doing [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► the authorizing the great mr robert [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► evans was saying was easy i'm just for [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► what their intended fishing this weekend [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► you bet your ass I was [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► yeah you traveled and then I was on far [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► too twice so I'm just you know thank my [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► lucky stars that so far huh [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► I'm not sick oh my god too far to banana [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► and two nights in a hotel [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► yeah I don't think always in witness [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► protection for a couple nights could [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► have been the work you did the type i [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► don't suppose you touch the TV remote [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► without a bag o is going good [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► I you know I feel like today is it is [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► one of those jam updates [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► oh yeah the whole way in it was just [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► everything was a jamup don't know I'm [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► sorry I you're early [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► well yeah but I mean it wasn't like none [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► of it was a terrible Jam up but i just [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► had that vibe of like everything is [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► going to be a channel i hate the gym I [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► know exactly what you're talking about [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► it's like you have an idea about how [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► this should go [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► mm and but-but-but-but like a great [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► u-haul truck existence has put a [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► governor on your life you're not allowed [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► to go quite at the propulsive velocity [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► that you need to make this thing go [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► mhm that's exactly right there it's [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► right isn't that kind of the feeling [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► it's like you're thinking like that you [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► know what I've gotten enough I've broken [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► inertia enough to get in motion and now [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► i just need to keep moving just keep [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► moving and that's I their jamup days [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► where I'm the jam up [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► I don't think that's the problem today [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► is that right yeah the gym up days where [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► I'm the jam up or like where my keys [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► where my classes what is going on [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► stub stub your toe let's get a spider in [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► your mouth [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► oh no we're like what the Bible [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► been awakened a like 10 minutes to get a [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► spider Mountain already stubbed my toe [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► what why am i bleeding why is there [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► blood on it should not let this really [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► this is a channel this is the jam up but [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► today was one of these jamup swear i'm [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► on a two-lane road or mm sorry for late [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► road two lanes in each direction the two [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► cars driving side-by-side 40 miles an [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► hour on a 45 mile an hour round thanks a [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► million Romulus and Remus and helps [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► anybody and everybody behind is trying [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► to pick which one of these people is [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► like the oblivious like dope [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► that's just driving that never look in [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► their rearview mirror and it's just [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► going to be going 40 miles an hour the [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► rest of the day no matter what which one [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► of these people is like the [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► inconsiderate but knowledgeable person [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► who's driving 40 miles an hour because [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► they're looking at their phone or [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► they've got you know and then there at [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► at some point they're going to become [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► aware and then potentially could speed [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► up or get out of the way you know [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► because one of them one of those people [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► this is an interesting thought [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► experiment because because one of those [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► people with this is a Heisenberg type [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► situation we don't know which it is but [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► for now we are in this experiment all we [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► know is that one of those people is a is [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► is is dangerous in a way in that they [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► are inept or they're being a little [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► ignorant but then eventually the [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► fullness of time will learn that one of [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► those people is a truly truly horrible [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► monster [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► mhm because they think they're helping [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► they think there's ice called plan [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► traffic cop that that's what's happening [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► in this situation and so you know [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► there's it stacks up right 56 people now [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► behind these two cars and every person [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► you can see them and i'm i'm hanging [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► back right because I'm like look I have [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► no dog in this race [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► uh-huh I'm just puttering along a fit if [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► I if I get to if I'm just going 40 all [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► the way into the office i'm still going [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► to be on time everything's fine so I'm [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► hanging back I'm looking and I'm scoping [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► around five or six cars pile up behind [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► this little 22 person cluster fucked [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► and they're so here's i'll give you all [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► the evidence [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► yeah because it's very confusing [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► evidence for for a group of drivers the [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► right-hand car is a lipstick colored [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► toyota tercel call it a two thousand one [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► to sell but it's like peach lipstick all [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► right okay got that in your mind [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► yeah which is that right later left lane [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► that's right line ok left lane is a taxi [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► but it's a minivan taxi and the entire [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► back window is covered with stickers of [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► various taxi authorization I mean the [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► guy can you can't even see who's in it [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► because it's get there's a bunch of jim [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► jam on the back of the window so which [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► one are you going to stack up behind [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► which one do you think is the like just [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► the slow-moving dangling never your [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► River mirrors or which one is the one [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► that's like I'm just checking my phone [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► and then I'm gonna step on it when i see [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► that i have created a problem and [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► they're side by side long enough that [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► you can immediately in this thought [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► experiment pick out who's who [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► all we've been going three we've gone [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► three miles out here now with these two [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► just you know just side-by-side by [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► sometime [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► uh-huh uh-huh and so what happens behind [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► them go go ahead and when I was gonna [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► say was and disclosure I feel a little [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► bit like I'm going up against a sicilian [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► when death is on the line because I [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► think this might be a little bit of it [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► turns out or double turns out see my [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► feeling just from what you described [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► before you got to the part about the gym [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► on the taxi window is I was pretty sure [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► that the lipstick was the mirror [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► dingaling maybe have maybe had his or [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► her reasons and then a second whoever's [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► to be in the left lane is clearly the [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► dick because the dick chooses the left [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► lane plays traffic cop but now this is [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► where you go up against a sicilian is [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► now thinking wow that's interesting [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► because that person's a livelihood is on [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► the line but how quickly they get from [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► here to there [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► but I'm gonna triple turns out and say [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► i'm gonna guess the taxi person was the [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► dangling the true the trooper jingling [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► the true like like a lift up the blight [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► on society oblivious rather than [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► checking the phone around [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► yeah what like what will full dumb [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► fuckery like I'm this is my legs like [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► the people on public transit who act [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► like seats were reserved for them [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► mm like people who don't know how to be [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► around other people people who don't [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► have to wait in a line people who think [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► that wherever they go they have a four [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► foot diameter bubble that should give [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► them that's the universe that's a [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► contained universe it'sit's their own [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► personal public cosmology [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► yeah well so what happens is the the [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► other traffic that's now like you know [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► eddying behind this log jam [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► they all make kind of the they make the [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► first determination like you initially [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► did which is lipstick color tercel has [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► got to be some kind of oblivious mom [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► some sort of somebody that's just never [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► going to know that's not aware of their [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► surroundings [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► the government also be let's be a little [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► bit harder and that's that's not a [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► recent car even maybe that's somebody [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► who's worried they're gonna be running [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► out of gas think maybe they took the [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► accidentally took the wrong vitamins and [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► now they're all hopped up on goofballs [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► and it's it's a clean car and it's [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► moving very reliably and steadily [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► there's no weaving of did you get a [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► sense of the age the lipstick driver [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► I don't want to be a gist can't see [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► anything ok that reads a little bit as [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► retiree can't see anything in either [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► direction so it's yours so everybody's [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► trying to make this decision themselves [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► and it's gonna be taught in colleges for [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► years by the way every single person [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► lines up behind the cab because they [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► figured that's where the whole can open [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► the hole is going to open behind the cab [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► right the cabin figured out the cab's [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► gonna get a call the cab is gonna step [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► on the gas [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► the cab is where the where the opening [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► is going to happen and as happens so [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► often in these situations just the [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► mirror pressure i don't even I'm not [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► even sure the cabbie looked behind [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► but just the pressure of six people [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► piling up behind you sometimes will have [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► the effect of pushing the obstruction [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► just pushing the pushing the lemmiwinks [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► see I said drafting i was writing your [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► cutter your cutter by corrupting the [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► Italian right behind a truck in a draft [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► if I understand what you're saying here [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► is that I don't know the laws of [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► thermodynamics but i think what you're [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► saying is that you get enough cars [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► behind it produces a forward draft that [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► should let that person know it's this [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► time to set the step aside [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► that's why we call her push draft draft [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► ok so that the cab starts to move and [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► you can feel everyone behind rejoice [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► like here we go [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► we made the right call a cab starting to [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► move be this whole thing is going to [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► open up I'm gonna be on 55 miles an hour [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► here in the in in you know they've got [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► their to get there [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► gmt watches and they're setting the [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► bezel and it's coming right [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► they had another 30 seconds to wait this [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► long jam and then and I'm and as they go [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► by the lipstick car they're all going to [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► look down into the car and whatever [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► their suspicion is will be confirmed [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► about that person is either be an old [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► lady or it's going to be you know some [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► college student with the with it [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► anti-reflection sunglasses or whatever [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► it's going to be like the cab pulls [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► ahead pulls ahead a brown like a ford [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► probe is first in line slots into the [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► space the cab moves ahead and now almost [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► the probe is ready to make the move [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► here's the lipstick cars holding very [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► constant speed it's very exciting how [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► reliably that lipstick her cell is [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► maintaining 40 miles an hour exactly the [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► cab finally clears the line where the [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► probe can pop over the probe pops over [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► and immediately stops accelerating so [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► the [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► the probe was and it was a revenge pass [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► the probe clear the gap and then pulled [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► up and now the probe is going the same [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► speed as the cab and they are neck and [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► neck and with the with the lipstick are [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► now behind the pro oh my goodness I've [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► never seen in nearly slowing their ranks [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► at this point [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► yeah the probe was like pushing pushing [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► pushing like let me through let me [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► through let me through and then got [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► through and as soon as the probe had the [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► open space the wide-open American space [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► in front of his headlights he was [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► satisfied he'd gotten gotten all he [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► needed [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► oh I've seen this I've seen this happen [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► it was and then oh my goodness you at [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► the now 67 cars that had that had been [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► patiently waiting to the thread that [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► needle [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► Wow can you man can you imagine so I was [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► super glad to be hanging back as a [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► passive observer [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► uh-huh but then the entire rest of the [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► way in to town [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► it was just one person after another was [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► trading it was like there was a baton of [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► stupid and they were just passing this [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► baton of stupid back and forth and I [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► just got into the office was like happy [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► to be here [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► happy to be here that was kind of [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► satisfying I know one thing about a [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► putana stupid is a dropping it doesn't [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► mean you've lost or won it just means [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► you're still stupid all right [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► the race is not stopped because you [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► dropped the baton that's the nature of [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► the baton stupid race if you touch it [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► that stupid is imparted to you and you [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► can't get it's not just like it's not [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► just like a magic cards thrown out of [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► your sleeves and you're just trying to [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► flip him away he can't get rid of those [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► cards keeps producing fans John Roderick [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► you gotta tell you what happened with [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► the Heisenberg cat so what was what was [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► it was it was a self-driving lipstick [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► car [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► oh no so by the time I got around the [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► lipstick car [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► I mean it was a 45 year old asian woman [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► oh hmm i'll cut that out [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► presented without comment yep yep it [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► anyway glad you made it in art could be [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► more push drafts you know what I've done [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► that I've done the revenge pass and I'm [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► not proud of it [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► I used to be a small person and I would [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► do a revenge pass [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► yeah anymore if you're talking about [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► right yeah I'm going down I'm going down [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► i-75 somebody's not driving to my [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► satisfaction or arm i go past them [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► I get in front of them and then I go one [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► mile an hour slower than we're going up [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► that's terrible it's the worst what was [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► like what what was I attempting to solve [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► with that uh yeah I know I a guy did [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► that to me the other day where I was I'm [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► trying to thread a needle right or it's [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► like somebody's in the somebody's [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► somebody in the left lane decides to put [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► on their turn signal just as they slam [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► on their brakes to make a left turn you [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► know it's one of those people that's [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► just like all I just want you to I want [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► your tires to go flat you just everybody [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► behind you is trying to figure something [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► out and then you're like I'm turning [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► lifetime and so I am already in the [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► right lane I'm not affected by this [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► person but behind them is one of those [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► dodge jacked up 26 hundreds with giant [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► Colburn and pipes and the pie company [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► the guy in the truck is bald with [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► sunglasses on the back of his head I've [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► seen I I said that guy and he's if he's [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► not a member of the nra that his dad was [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► and they weren't based on short pants [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► Jones got short pants on for sure who [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► and he didn't cheat able to teach and he [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► does he's exactly has a go-to he's got [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► he's got some he's got some glasses that [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► you might have one pair on his nose [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► covers eyes get another on the back of [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► his neck he's got another pair croakies [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► that's right right right and and you [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► know like it don't tread on me flag [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► somewhere that's right and he thinks [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► that he's gonna just it's not not change [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► his forward momentum at all except to [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► just wait [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► Eve over into the right lane real fast [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► he's even though his truck is 45 feet [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► long he's just weave over there real [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► fast the weave back but i'm already in [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► that space [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► I'm not doing anything wrong I'm just [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► traveling the constant speed but i'm in [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► that space already and so he's gotta [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► slam on his brakes but now it's my fault [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► somehow you can see it in the way that [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► you can see it in its head Bob as i go [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► past him I'm not looking at me when I [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► can see his I can see his little tantrum [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► who because it didn't work out the way [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► he planned that guy's whole life is a [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► jama it's fucking jam up you can tell [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► you can tell he he hasn't been satisfied [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► with anything in your all the metamucil [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► in the world [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► mhm is not going to clean this guy so [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► I'm driving along to my mind my own [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► business and a minute later he comes by [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► me why you know just haulin ass by me [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► pulls over in front of me and slams on [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► his brakes and he pulled over right in [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► front of me so that I didn't so that I [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► had to I had to break you know I didn't [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► even have the option of like not [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► affected by you you know go ahead and do [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► your do dumb thing or like if I had if I [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► had anticipated it right just as he [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► pulled over in front of me I could [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► weaved him like I could I could dodged [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► him bobbed and weaved but I didn't I was [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► just driving along just looking at the [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► birds and so he got me with that I was I [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► was punished [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► I was punished for having been some you [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► know some some dummy in his way [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► yeah he had his life is probably filled [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► with dummies that he is aware need to be [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► fixed and then he's constantly [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► discovering new dams I'm not sure we're [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► doing anything entirely different except [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► i think i think we're in the right out [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► for sure [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► well because we have a podcast we got a [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► podcast we understand the importance to [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► c @c this isn't such as this is the [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► original Roderick online discussion but [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► it is it is shot through everything that [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► we do today is keep moving it out of the [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► way like it's not a bit it so it is is [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► literally a way of life and I mean I [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► think a lot of people that like that [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► it's catchy [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► it's become America's favorite [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► catchphrase [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► but I think what people forget i want to [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► point out two things that those just [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► review a little bit if if you don't mind [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► no no go back number one I want you to [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► really remember it's keep moving and get [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► out of the way and get out ok so if [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► you're at the real novice level of this [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► if you give you just understanding that [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► you should keep moving or get out of the [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► way is not bad but that you have not [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► really reached the boss level yet like [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► we're talking about what you need to be [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► doing is you need to keep moving and get [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► out of the way now here's the other [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► thing I don't understand you're not [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► being mean when you're keeping moving [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► and keeping getting out of the way [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► moving out of the way you're helping [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► people you're helping people if we all [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► found a way to do both of those things [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► all the time everything will get better [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► everybody would be helping everybody you [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► know if every libertarian who nominally [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► agrees with that statement in the way [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► that they do everything they do if every [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► libertarian would actually adopt keep [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► moving and get out of the way I think [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► they would have more credibility [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► well they'd be moving for one and they'd [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► be out of my way for another see it [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► helps everybody i do feel like you know [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► what we talked a lot about about how we [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► are trying to help people on this [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► program but we're really trying to do is [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► empower people to help people [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► uh-oh you're right we're training the [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► trainers we are that's exactly right we [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► are helping people help people and one [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► of the ways one of the prime ways is [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► well the prime way obviously is hashtag [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► supertrain but one of the prime ways is [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► teaching people to teach people to keep [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► moving economical it's kinda like the [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► world's least financially successful [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► pyramid scheme [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► no that's Alcoholics Anonymous this [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► episode of rock on the line is brought [TS]

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00:21:00 ◼   ► braintree payments calm / supertrain our [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► thanks to braintree for supporting [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► Roderick analyze what up the front money [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► make money stuffing envelopes ask me how [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► hi John problem would keep moving and [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► get out of the way has a teaching [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► strategy is that you want to this was [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► the most frustrating that you want it [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► you want other people to learn by [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► example you want to show them hey look [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► here I go [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► I'm out of your way and still moving [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► uh-huh the prop people refuse to learn [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► right they they are not if they are [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► already in the way then they are [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► presumably not watching to see a better [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► way and so this is why I feel like it [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► should be part of the driver's exam it [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► should be part of the the ongoing [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► education of everybody because it gets [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► to something really important and it has [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► something to do with what you described [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► earlier about having a jam up and push [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► draft little bit a little bit of Baton [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► stupid thrown in which is there are [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► people who are constantly seeking [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► redress for something that happened in [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► the past and that is being acted out and [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► how they drive 40 fucking miles per hour [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► in the passing lane it's not the fast [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► lane you guys the passing lane me [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► hang out there don't eat your lunch no [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► you're not don't fast no don't snap your [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► chat you move keep moving right but i [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► think i think this is the thing and and [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► if any of these people behaved and some [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► of them probably do behave this way but [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► if they behaved in the execrable way [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► that they are behaving in their [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► automobile on johns road if they behave [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► that way in line at target poo imagine [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► would get eaten alive with me i hope so [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► but it out my goodness their bones would [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► be spit out into the parking [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► oh I feel like this is I mean back to [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► the UFOs I don't wanna I don't want to [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► recapitulate every single one of our [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► projects i think if we only do it every [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► few episodes people will get comfortable [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► with it and it won't seem as jarring and [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► will be in that sweet spot between I [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► rolling and oh my god [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► but so you know don't you that Hillary [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► Clinton has promised if elected she may [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► have said when elected but let's say if [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► elected Hillary is going to get to the [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► bottom of area 51 understanding i don't [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► remember the exact quote but it's my [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► understanding that in addressing the UFO [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► people she not only she didn't do her [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► usual yes I enjoy earth sports haha name [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► of game she actually used like an info [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► community like term of art isn't right [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► she didn't say who photo she's there [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► like a new word for like the the [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► chemtrail insiders with the first what's [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► the new term well let's not talk about [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► it here [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► alright but you don't say I guess I'm [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► trying to say is if i remember correctly [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► when asked about this she did not [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► hesitate she answered it is alarmingly [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► in an alarmingly forthright way and [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► actually threw in a little bit of inside [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► language she used the anko Truffaut [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► people let me go one better i think [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► Hillary started talking about it without [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► being asked [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► ah prompted the discussion that wasn't [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► even a chuckle no no she's she was not a [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► she was not up mollifying some kook with [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► by using their inside language she was [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► shouting herself as an info person like [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► an info truther [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► she's a new folder and she said when [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► elected I will and then just you know [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► went down a list of of dog whistles for [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► proof of people and you know all across [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► America there was an earthquake [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► we're all these people came up about you [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► know they turn their shortwave radios [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► off and ran up into the light and said [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► finally [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► but she's she's dead serious and and it [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► caused me to reflect on the fact that [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► her husband was president for eight [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► years you would think oh she cared about [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► it this much that they would have had [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► the opportunity but if you're married to [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► Bill Clinton and you got to keep it [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► civil [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► you're gonna want to have just a whole [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► bunch of things you don't talk about and [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► you would be thinking how wonderful [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► would be to have something you could [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► talk about with your husband the [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► President that wasn't about him [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► Duncan somebody and maybe maybe she [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► brings up a dinner one night maybe [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► things were getting a little chilly [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► she's like so what's the deal with that [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► thing and he wants to mollify her by [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► saying oh yes well you know I can't say [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► too much obviously cuz i'm the president [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► stuff right right yes we're going with [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► this like she must you must you must [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► have had some briefings things have [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► happened he got he got awaken them in [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► the middle of night because something [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► was happening in Arizona or whatever [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► raise had some briefings you know he's [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► had some briefing he's been down to see [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► what his name bing-bong what's-his-name [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► clip he's seen as he seems liebler know [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► but pc where Clark has kept if he wanted [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► to know the answers about bleep blorp is [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► really have a good click clock it's [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► bleep blop up if good if you very much [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► for the chemtrails I used to remember [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► things better [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► the thing is it's not just clip clop I'm [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► sure there's a good floor up to [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► so let's let's talk about him bleep [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► blorp he's the tall hi-c this is like [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► this is how like the woman is the first [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► Rolling Stone me right there are gonna [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► take you straight to glee club because [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► he is what he is is it well here's the [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► thing click what is a for gaseous rape [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► and character you do not want to meet [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► him first you wanna meet this little guy [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► who looks like something by for your kid [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► six flags [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► hello please the president you should we [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► pop is just the he's the bartender right [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► not the floor is the one in the back [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► room [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► yeah but my sense of what Hilary is [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► saying he's he's the Eldridge character [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► that is contained in a very special [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► special facility that one thing is an [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► alien nomenclature right gleep is the is [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► the patronymic i think that the phylum [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► what is that [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► well they're offering them they're all [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► gleep it's like in its like in Korea you [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► know they're all they're all Kimbo [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► things all the way down yeah but then [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► they're less than their their last name [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► is a person I got it I got it [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► i but i but my sense of what hillary was [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► saying is that her husband former [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► President Clinton wasn't that interested [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► and so they gave him the briefing but [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► you know president gets a lot of [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► briefings they're like all mr. president [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► you know come into this room we're gonna [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► talk for a minute about gleep glop & [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► gleep glorp the president's like yes [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► well interesting thanks for the heads up [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► he basically appears interested in [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► things for a living that's a president's [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► job and and he was more he was more [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► interested at that point in time in [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► juicing the economy with his vaguely [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► neoliberal policies [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► yeah and he was not interested in [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► getting to the bottom of the one world [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► government that lives beneath the polar [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► ice caps right and that I think you can [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► just tell [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► right thats a press conference didn't [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► want to have yeah you just tell by [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► looking at the guy is this guy [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► interested in getting to the bottom of [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► the one world government controlled by [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► ufos no but his wife is and she was [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► biding her time potentially by [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► dinnertime this whole time to get into [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► that hot seat and i think if you look at [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► the other candidates for president all [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► of them include if we go all the way [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► back a year from a year ago [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► look at all those candidates for [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► president and then you then you apply [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► the transparency of who is going to get [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► to the bottom [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► who's going to go to area 51 go down the [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► forty four flights of elevator into [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► into the kingdom salt cavern and [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► actually face-to-face talk with clip [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► clop yeah and click Laura talked to clip [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► clop get a drink tom anyclip you [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► interact with click it talk bleep blop [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► get a drink go through the curtains and [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► then gleep glorp to be wrong [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► yeah he pretends to be your father and [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► he talked to you in a lot of following [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► flower like a contact that you can [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► understand but this is why Ted Cruz was [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► so I don't want to go with the obvious [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► here but then he's obviously an alien [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► meet back just just from the [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► perspiration III but this is you know a [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► lady doth protest too much like he's not [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► gonna wanna I'm not gonna help me with [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► the top because that's you know little [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► on the nose because whatever equipment [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► goes ah bleep clunk I finally met the [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► finally here right and then then fix a [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► little hose into him and sucks all the [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► meat out of that he's just a bag of skin [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► so I'm very excited about this as a as a [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► UFO truther [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► yeah because you know are our chances [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► have improved at least about about about [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► somebody Oh pre-opening project blue [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► book and saying this can't all have been [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► swamp gas [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► let's read let's get to the bottom of [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► this again we've got into the it's like [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► the Kennedy assassination we've got to [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► the bottom of it already for that having [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► a car John I'm gonna I'm gonna pause [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► pause here let's take let's let's take [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► this whole discussion how everything [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► later but well that right there for the [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► hell of it because this is too sensitive [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► this is too sensitive stuff but i'm [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► laying the groundwork with you okay are [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► able to talk about this later because my [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► sense is that when this all goes down [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► yeah and when the UFOs say ok the the [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► jig is up right we've been we've been a [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► we've been designing frozen dolls for a [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► long time right we've been making a lot [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► of movies about UFOs because the roofers [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► control Hollywood children like ice and [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► singing look at big eyes on the ball [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► I just keep getting bigger don't [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► very pretty very pretty big eyes very [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► pretty when that what all of this is [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► laying the groundwork right for the big [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► reveal [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► one day it's gonna be like oh and [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► they're not gonna do it like oh it's [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► been here all along haha [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► we're just kidding it's gonna be the big [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► reveal is gonna be like we never knew [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► about them before but here they finally [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► are like they did finally arrived maybe [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► they've been here poking farmers in the [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► butt a little bit huh [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► but we weren't the government was we [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► weren't aware of it [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► remember all those times that the Air [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► Force was like we saw something on the [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► radar but it could we did we never found [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► it so it couldn't have existed the air [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► force was duped to the UFOs are finally [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► here and it's going to be a big surprise [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► all the kids are going to welcome them [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► because they're gonna look like frozen [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► dolls [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► yeah but so when this happens right how [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► how do you picture it happening what's [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► the first what happens that first moment [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► when you're like what their the aliens [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► are real but what's what's what's your [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► first you wake up that day you wake up [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► tuesday morning what happens what's the [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► first thing that happens I so you you're [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► saying but let me let me get this clear [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► and we're gonna cut all this out anyway [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► but for example to go hey you know what [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► guess what [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► it turns out there is a certain kind of [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► moisture on Mars that shows us that it [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► is far from impossible that there's some [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► kind of life there but like you know [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► what you feed them a little bit at a [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► time little bit at a time little bit at [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► a time right and we say life on Mars [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► like oh no it's not gonna be a biped [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► right it's not it's going to be [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► something put closer to like what we [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► think of on earth as bacteria probably [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► right sorts of its own [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► it's a mold but yeah that's the kind of [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► thing you talk about historically you [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► dribble that out a little bit [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► notwithstanding but probes you are you [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► dribble that out a little bit you're [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► seeing on this day incontrovertibly like [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► nobody is [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► nobody in the White House is denying [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► that we definitely got an alien [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► let's call it let's call it that the [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► they don't necessarily need to be [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► bipedal but let's say that there's let [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► it's the day that intelligent life is [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► revealed incontrovertibly I mean I mean [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► for most people think they are here and [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► they are queer by any definition now [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► part 3 begins we gotta get used to it [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► get used to get used to it [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► how's that revealed to you on that day [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► if it's jam up i think it begins [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► it's got to be a little bit planet of [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► the apes like that thing gets discovered [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► in isolation and it allows them to have [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► plausible deniability for all the things [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► they've been covering up for hundreds of [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► years [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► so you're saying that they find an [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► obelisk that might be an obelisk or or [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► it might be like lots of little kids toy [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► they find something that doesn't prove [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► you're saying there's an [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► incontrovertible you're saying tucker [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► carlson can actually talk to an alien on [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► the TV [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► yeah my suspicion is that the way it has [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► to happen is the way that it happens [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► fairly often in movies because the way [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► the way it happens in movies right now [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► these movies are produced by Koufos who [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► are walking around in they live style [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► face masks in Hollywood interacting with [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► rowdy roddy roddy piper yeah and they [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► come on over [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► Rowdy Roddy Piper's in a movie really i [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► mean let's really think about that for a [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► minute you know you know his executive [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► producing a you know a lot of those [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► films like John Carpenter movies writ [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► large have to find out for years years [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► there's an executive producing credit [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► that has been left off of life gleep [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► glop let's just say what it is but he [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► probably used the pseudonym like like [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► you know making Keith what happens in a [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► lot of those films everybody wakes up [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► one morning and there's a giant [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► spaceship hovering over every major city [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► mm right because it's not you don't want [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► a giant spaceship just hovering over st. [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► louis missouri real you mean you're [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► talking about like an Independence Day [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► or district nine there's like a giant [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► flying saucer-like looming over on [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► metropolis [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► yeah and it and even this is the thing [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► it's usually a giant flying saucer in [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► those films and I think that's probably [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► and I think that's that [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► how [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► would be foes sort of overselling a [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► little bit because really if it was just [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► now forget is it was just like a [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► four-passenger one was a tiny little [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► spaceship he'll still have the same it's [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► much more plausible if we learn that six [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► percent of what we previously thought [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► were mosquitoes are actually alien [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► vessels right that makes so much more [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► sense where they would come in go here [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► so that we can get away with what you're [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► talking about basically like you know [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► taking a battleship into the middle of [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► Manhattan like it's gonna do that notion [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► that seems like eating anybody's gonna [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► know even or especially especially [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► photos they're gonna know that that's [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► going to put people off the beer a [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► little bit I at if we can revisit story [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► I told a long time ago where during [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► certain part of my life I believed that [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► if the UFOs wanted to camouflage [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► themselves huh [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► they would do it by turning their [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► spaceships into 727 yeah of course there [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► aren't any 727 anymore but is that scene [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► where they just showed up at the airport [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► right yeah i mean a certain number of [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► trained spotters would be like wait a [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► minute what the hell where the 727 is [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► coming from but in baked with Pan Am on [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► the tail big we are definitely on [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► planning [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► hello fellow earth pilots I mean pilots [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► but if they were 737 right here there's [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► 737 everywhere [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► look up look out your window right now [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► you'll see a 732 from here billion [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► chemtrails so if there was you bet your [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► booty they are but if a 737 let's say [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► there's 737 on approach to every major [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► airport in the country and it just stops [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► moving forward and just goes into a [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► hover right that would send a powerful [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► message to everybody because you know [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► all everywhere you went you could look [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► up and there would be a 737 just not [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► moving that would that would be powerful [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► evidence of something and that would be [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► a great way to say ding dong [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► who's at the door oh hello it's [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► clip-clop yeah here with some tasty [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► earth drinks [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► hmm so the next thing that happens [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► because everybody's looking up at the [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► and make it look like a four loko that's [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► hard to get right shirt or the old-style [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► four lokos [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► that's one reason yeah you can even get [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► these anymore because makes people [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► insane and they'd be like oh my god [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► that's so cool i love the aliens [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► well but they have everyone's looking up [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► that 737 is a very familiar shape so the [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► only thing that's weird right now is [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► that they aren't moving [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► yeah and I'm not saying every 737 lots [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► of them are still taking off and landing [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► it's just this one it's just one outside [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► of every Airport just hovering so [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► unclear what's going on but this is [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► priming the pump all around the world [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► this is happening in in mumbai it's [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► happening in a bottle bad who everywhere [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► then they then they come on the airwaves [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► okay all right right and that not [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► everybody has terrestrial to happen [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► pretty quickly because I my concern here [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► i'm keeping mom about this [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► my concern is if if they if the 737 they [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► start hanging in midair and there's time [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► to speculate there's gonna be a lot of [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► lunatics you don't understand those are [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► probably UFOs going to move the kind of [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► crazy theories if you got to get the [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► press pretty quick [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► the club's gotta get on the horn and [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► start talking about hell i bring you [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► cancer treatment or something [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► well what's going you know at first it [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► is the the Air Force ends up their Jets [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► but they realize that their Jets are not [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► very useful because the 737 are immobile [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► right so they're flying around them in [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► sin f-16s but that's a ballsy are our [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► earth planes can't hover right that's [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► part of the problem Sophie starts going [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► 700 miles an hour we're good to go right [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► but if they're if they're just hanging [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► out over you know richmond virginia we [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► don't want to be buzzin and strengthen [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► sure so they send helicopters or Ospreys [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► or whatever they're currently carrier [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► john abbott harriers going to reuse a [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► lot of gas really alright yeah they send [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► up some you know some Apaches let's say [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► some Cobra mmm [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► and the helicopters flying around but [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► there's no this is the thing about an [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► immobile 737 it's no threat to anybody [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► there's no weaponry on it yeah it's [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► maybe it's full of people so you're can [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► communicate with it writes and they [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► don't want to just flat-out attack [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► because you could have much babies on [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► their yeah you can shoot it down it's a [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► it's a it's an airliner alright alright [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► so the helicopters flying around trying [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► to look in the windows they can't it's [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► like what the hell but you know you [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► can't take an aggressive stance and all [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► the conspiracy theories your you bet [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► they're they're online saying what they [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► think it is it's a it's a that cross [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► temporal reality Muslim seem could be [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► Muslims him so you let your advice to [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► for a day and then they come on the air [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► and and what happens when they come on [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► the air they're broadcasting you know [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► it's on the internet but it's also on [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► televisions all around the world and [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► it's the alien spokesperson who is me [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► the emissary the emissary they've [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► contacted me see greetings earth [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► hello you might be familiar with my [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► podcast hello earth [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► I am a friendly fellow earthling who my [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► voice is being simultaneously translated [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► into all the languages of the world and [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► so is the cliq not weird so I appear to [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► be speaking to you in Farsi or you know [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► in tagalog who but yeah but I am just a [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► you know i'm just an American and the [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► reason they chose me is just that I was [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► the obvious choice they're monitoring [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► all human beings and they pick the one [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► that would be best at this job and so [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► I'm here to put a human face on this [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► experience now I'm not here to advocate [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► for them or be it or put a human face on [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► the UFOs because I'm as curious as you [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► but I'm here to moderate the experience [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► i am the let's call me the anchorman [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► over and and in future generations like [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► a thousand years from now that's how [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► he'll be remembered right all heezy the [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► original anchorman the anchorman [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► well they want it there will you be the [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► anchor man it's like Madonna [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► OIC goddamn on him yeah the anchorman [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► yeah increment and actually this is a [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► fucking tremendous screenplay and I went [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► out for you right now I'm i got some [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► notes for it yeah let's get going [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► the anchorman the Act the anchorman and [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► I'm just having the experience in real [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► time along with everybody else like [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► let's lay out what we know so far i'm on [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► TV so that right there is pretty [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► exceptional yeah this is this is an [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► unusual day and it's not in the usual [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► sense of reality show [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► so the fact that most people have no [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► idea who you are one somewhere yeah i [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► mean it already seems weird that I'm on [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► your that i'm not i'm speaking Tagalog [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► yeah and there are 737 hovering above [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► all major cities so i'm going to jump [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► ahead and say this is a this is a this [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► is a phenomenon that I bet has to do [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► with UFOs and then as it unfolds i would [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► just be walking everybody through it and [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► at that point I'd be throwing in some [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► keep moving and get out of the way [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► science on people [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► ok right because they won't let us teach [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► it in the dmv's but this would be the [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► moment this would be the moment that I [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► could also be interjecting some life [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► science into the whole experience for [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► people so it's like we're going to be [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► dealing with the new whole new reality [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► planes hovering in the air dogs and cats [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► sleeping together and one great way to [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► do that would be to learn this simple [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► tool we keep moving and get out of the [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► mhm [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► so you really only need a couple things [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► to change or happen [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► I mean you know uh primarily what 3 i'm [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► aware of we need for a UFO that's such [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► an ugly word [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► I know but we need for UFOs to exist we [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► need for them to contact in groom you [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► and then we need for them to come to [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► earth in cold Plains and hover and then [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► introduce you that this is this is the [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► the route to keeping Galloway I feel [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► like this is a better way to get the [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► word out than to just you know populate [TS]

00:43:50 ◼   ► podcast with it because there's a lot [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► more people i mean people are listening [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► to podcast more but there are a lot more [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► people in various places that are [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► searching the skies [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► yeah you have to be on cereal for people [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► to hear at huh yeah right right so or [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► you know for this podcast would have to [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► be about a murder [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► oh sure King we could make this podcast [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► about a murder [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► there's a variety of ways we can do that [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► but no I do feel like something I mean [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► they're already communicating with me [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► and they've already chosen me right so [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► that and they're already here so all [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► they need to do is do the next step [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► which they're planning on doing which is [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► what the big reveal when hillary [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► clinton's president she's gonna go down [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► in the elevator [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► she's gonna meet clean floor he's going [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► to say all right we're ready to first [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► let me clip clop semi-gloss clip clop [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► but she's gonna say show me your [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► credentials he's gonna hand her a fizzy [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► drink [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► she's like right near the bartender so [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► when she when she first meets clip-clop [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► she's gonna go [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► hey guys quit fucking around show me the [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► real deal [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► well maybe not i mean the first alien [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► you meet your gonna be pretty impressed [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► you're be like of course you're the [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► president right because no one ever [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► thinks oh no the first person you meet [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► at the door is the doorman night and I [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► was like she gets she goes down that [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► that Air Force generals are all standing [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► around there like this is clip-clop and [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► she's like Hello nice to you know and [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► hands are her diplomatic badges or [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► whatever and flip-flops like would you [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► like a a sex on the beach and monkey [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► justy opens with its it's not a cure for [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► cancer that's a little bit on the nose [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► instead it is a refreshing drink maybe [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► it's like the nicest actor she's ever [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► had right and she looks around [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► confused and the generals are like haha [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► yeah no try it serious i have yet but [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► but this is amazing right glee clubs on [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► the other side of the curtain but I see [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► all this I still this happening and when [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► it does when it does and they look back [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► and they go where the order the [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► anchorman come from [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► then there then all of this is all this [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► is in the public record right they're [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► gonna say the anchorman was talking [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► about this a long time before it [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► happened on his reward winning on his [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► his phony award-winning that the [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► Australian phonies [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► yeah the phonies right yeah the final [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► award winning pot gunrunner from the [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► line [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► yeah I don't know there's something you [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► know I don't like to be a conspiracy [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► theorist because you know what we who [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► who really can run a conspiracy but [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► there's another an alternate version of [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► history in my mind you think about this [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► you think about the what we currently [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► called the first lady but let's call it [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► the the first person i was the well [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► technically be the second person but but [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► the first person of the white house uh [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► usually has a mission this is something [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► you go back to ladybird wanted to clean [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► up litter and beautify the highways [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► michelle obama wants kids to move more [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► and like get in shape [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► Barbara Bush know what Barbara Bush [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► Laura Bush was a former teacher she's [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► all about literacy I can't tell USA [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► today I don't remember [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► Hillary Clinton having a thing but I [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► want maybe she did that it doesn't [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► really matter for the sake of this [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► conversation here's what i'm trying to [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► say she was in John she was in a [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► situation for eight years where she had [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► a lot of time she had a lot of stuff she [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► could do [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► she can't just say might have had a [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► little pet project that wasn't quite so [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► public so i'm not saying that you're not [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► the anchorman because i think you could [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► vary you probably will still be the [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► anchor man but what if we're just in the [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► second or third chapter of a much bigger [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► story [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► what if she's been working on this since [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► 1993 I think she probably have I think [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► she has I think she's been laying the [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► groundwork she's been getting to know [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► she's been figured out who she can trust [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► because you know inside of any group i [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► mean god this is certainly true in your [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► band you can't trust anybody [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► there's always gonna be somebody who got [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► their own agenda like somebody's going [TS]

00:47:43 ◼   ► to be the cigar-chomping [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► general who wants to blow things up [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► somebody else's the stupid liberal who [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► doesn't know where I you know shoes with [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► the with the toes on them right you [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► gotta have those characters she's been [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► working those channels all the way she [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► might have been meeting with glee club [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► for years now and click club now that [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► she's the provisional emissary I think [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► you become not just the emissary you be [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► the anchor man becomes the public face [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► well that's the best that's what I've [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► always been saying I mean that maybe [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► even contacting lots of people people [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► they go oh come on no no you don't think [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► so i might want to keep it closed system [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► and I don't think Hillary's been I don't [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► think I think that yes so you you're in [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► with most of that except for working [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► directly with clip clop i think that the [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► groundwork she was laying in 93 that it [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► contact with UFOs was her presidential [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► fitness plan right maybe start getting [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► onto it a little bitches all how about [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► you get a single-payer card for [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► insurance uh everybody freaks out pays [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► attention to that don't look over here [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► don't look over here don't look over [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► here don't look over here at the cards [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► that are pouring out of my sleeves he [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► can't get rid of the cards and and what [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► so what happens is though that we live [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► in the an electoral democracy when [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► Clinton leaves office as not like [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► Hillary's still has the key to area 51 [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► they take the key back [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► she's been on the outside in like it [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► isn't like she eventually got a job [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► being the person who deals with heads of [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► state of every country on Earth [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► oh wait a minute she did well okay but [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► that job is again the click the [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► keyholder yes like like like thick the [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► keymaster is just as a gatekeeper and [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► the keymaster as far as we know the [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► keymaster in the individual right hands [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► and zool is click left no zool is Jules [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► on the other side of bleep blorp we keep [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► talking about Lee my singing actually [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► there's a third UFO called zool that's [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► that's that's less than a guess is he's [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► on the other side of the floor because [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► that's the thing you get into glee club [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► like oh he's the big shot but now he's [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► just [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► you're so not results mean zoo is like [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► meeting a memory when it would be so [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► weird if you meet so you going to get a [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► drink like the best cleanup takes your [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► sweet ass daiquiri you go your show your [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► diplomatic protection plan your glass [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► mask and go behind the curtain me clear [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► / and then driving cattle into hit looks [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► like part of them out then there's a [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► light coming from your refrigerator you [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► open the door there's a staircase and [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► you go up and meet for you it's casual [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► okay the point is yes clearly Quinn has [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► been the secretary of state but obama [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► holds the key out he's lucky master [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► George Bush had no idea that zool was [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► even there they call me they probably [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► tried to tell him so many times it's [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► like the thing we're trying to get home [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► and go into witness protection and he [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► even after hours he still can't say [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► Homer Thompson it's like that they SAT [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► him down he's like a little kid become a [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► bowl of cereal and a ball [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► maybe some yarn to play with whatever [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► like me mr. president like we really we [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► really I can't tell you in very specific [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► terms but once you listen super [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► carefully to what I'm trying to tell you [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► right now he knows it never was [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► interested but change anymore lucky [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► charms [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► Jenny would go down there and he would [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► gobble up whole cars sit down the heart [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► crazy floor and maybe sharing the cows [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► in there sort of if you know amorphis [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► form so let's so in the Obama [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► administration and he was like a [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► jumpsuit when he goes down there is he [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► in a suit who and when she goes down to [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► talk with clip clop clip clop what you [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► think this does he like did you have to [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► wear anything special or do you have to [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► do any special preparations I mean isn't [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► a little presumptuous to assume that [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► they can like breathe the same area at [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► the same food i mean i understand we [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► like daiquiris but like how would you [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► prepare yourself as the vice president [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► economy clock [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► well this is I mean bleep blop you're [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► gonna meet at the bar gleep glorp it [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► sits on gleep glorp to breathe our air [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► you know what I mean he's here on our [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► planet right he is operating on such a [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► different level that's like turning a [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► dial for him that's like that's like [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► switching from HBO showtime for him i [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► will breathe your air except can't talk [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► because he's an elder trigger well or [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► heat maybe he's wearing like a up like a [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► plastic raincoat like a [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► the like the the replicant in Blade [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► Runner except the plastic raincoat [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► contains his gaseous form is gaseous [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► form haha man right so changed but the [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► thing about Cheney is here's what here's [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► what we know about training he's [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► ruthless who he's toothless boom but [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► he's a he's a he's ultimately a dumb [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► right he's no Hillary Clinton uh-huh and [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► so he's there chatting it up eating [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► eating whole cows with the floor [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► thinking that's the end of the road and [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► i'm pretty sure the air force general [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► that you thinking it's more like it's [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► more like hey this is cool I get to see [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► Hamilton that kind of thing like he got [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► a little special that day [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► well that and and there this is the [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► thing this is what is so hilarious about [TS]

00:52:55 ◼   ► a clear corp is that he's having the [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► time of his life negotiating with Air [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► Force generals and dick cheney and [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► saying like oh yeah totally [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► we should totally do that and they're [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► like all right well here's what we want [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► to do you think it's like talking to a [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► child is extremely serious about a [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► pillow for oh that's so great we can do [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► yeah really good idea they're like we [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► want to invade Iraq and get there you [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► know and and use alien war technology to [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► make war upon all these people and [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► they're like sure the war was like yeah [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► of course [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► how about if we give you guys some [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► stealth technology and they're like all [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► stealth technology we've won but they're [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► just dealing with the gaseous uh like [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► guy at the front desk so clip it just [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► kind of stringing them along like [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► totally retreating like kids and saying [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► like oh god what an impoverished [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► imagination you have to think that the [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► first thing when you when you meet a [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► gaseous form inside of a raincoat who's [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► account with you the first thing you [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► think is do you have like do you have [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► like our Lost Ark weapons [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► this must be that must seem he must [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► shake whatever if he had a head he would [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► shake it [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► gleep glorp is an idiot and write like [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► us [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► zool has put gleep glorp alcohol k as [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► just like you for the first 50 years [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► that were interacting these people [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► they're not gonna be able to handle [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► so I'm gonna put my like my totally [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► idiotic brother-in-law out there at the [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► front desk was an ad hoc receipt type [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► situation yeah they're not going to get [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► through this guy to me [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► not for a while until i get somebody [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► that's you know like look at Cheney [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► right make sure Cheney if you if you [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► study his body language and the way he [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► talks he almost perfectly resembles [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► vincent d'onofrio 'he's character in men [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► in black one you put that guy in some [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► overalls and put them on a porch [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► I think it's gonna be indistinguishable [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► right the same sort of has definitely a [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► guy ticket Cheney is a guy who has a [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► boat in a trailer right he's got some [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► he's got some kind of farm that isn't [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► doing as well as it did for his father [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► he's a cockroach inside of like a human [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► skin inside of like I instead of vice [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► president costume right yeah okay so [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► what is kinda like a Dalek I get it okay [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► we've been in touch ever since [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► Eisenhower there's been some you know [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► somebody in our government is [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► interacting with the UFOs yeah but [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► they're just giving they're just like [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► hand you the little the little chewed on [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► bones of their technology and and it [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► enables the Air Force to feel like that [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► it you know like Oh were we developed a [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► the f-22 Raptor using alien technology [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► yeah teehee we did this out like an [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► amazing thing [TS]

00:55:47 ◼   ► yeah but really it's just the stuff on [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► the it's all the plans on the on the [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► Jolly Rancher labels know what I mean [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► like you had a friend i have a friend [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► who his family's costa rica on vacation [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► every year and his grandfather who [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► mainly funded the vacation hehe like do [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► you like the fact that he was kind of a [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► big deal and when they went to Costa [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► Rica he would bring hundreds and [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► hundreds of ballpoint pens and give them [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► to children who in 1982 were genuinely [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► amazed by ballpoint pens he could get [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► but you get anything you want with [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► there's a whole ballpoint pen economy i [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► don't know where they are today the pens [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► with the children [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► what I'm saying is something he go to [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► the first union bank still much pens [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► show up given to these kids and he got [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► pretty much anything he wanted [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► they were happy he was happy there was [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► never a discussion about exactly how [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► sophisticated of an instant [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► it was involved here you get thirsty man [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► a cop is gonna think it's the greatest [TS]

00:56:39 ◼   ► technology in the world am i right [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► well no I mean if you get thirsty backup [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► it's just woke up [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► yes good point you should check it in [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► water that would be better technology [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► yeah if you get if you get thirsty man [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► drinking fountain that's kind of mean to [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► just give me up yeah it's like you go [TS]

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00:58:56 ◼   ► as I how do you like it buddy [TS]

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00:59:08 ◼   ► be an ingredient you would be on group [TS]

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00:59:25 ◼   ► and it's perfectly into Syria at the [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► there is no food here at all your movies [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► say experiments on now I you know [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► thinking about Zulus you coming I'm [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► sorry we've covered so much gonna do a [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► quick couple quick follow-ups yeah go [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► ahead [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► ok so a glop glop & zool I and I [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► understand it's difficult to use [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► language to describe this especially you [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► know all of our earth terms for things [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► but are they of the same for example are [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► they from the same rough place like [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► let's call [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► let's call [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► planet are they from the same planet and [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► if so or even are they the same kinds of [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► creatures or are they see i'm imagining [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► that the three of them are from [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► completely different places and are [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► completely different kinds of creatures [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► right I think we're not talking about [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► the pandas and red pandas here even [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► though they look pretty different [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► they're both we still call panels i [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► think where I think we're talking about [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► like a salami versus the concept of God [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► yeah we don't call them panels because [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► we're from her you call them panels [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► which is any confusing to me that but [TS]

01:00:38 ◼   ► keep talking on earth language until uh [TS]

01:00:40 ◼   ► until we forget about this is the day [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► I'm going to reveal something to honor i [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► am not a podcast I mean podcast I feel [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► like all you had to do was really was [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► watch the movie the masters of the [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► universe or whatever it was with the [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► raccoon in the and the and the tree [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► oh yeah message any worse we are with [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► the code or where Hodor Hodor Hodor you [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► get the different parks and rec right [TS]

01:01:08 ◼   ► mother's a lot of that to realize that [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► every other planet that isn't earth is [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► already populated by every kind of race [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► of alien alright so raccoons and talking [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► trees and and green a karate girls are [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► all wandering around together so there's [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► no reason to think that the images all [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► strikingly bipedal that's true well that [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► may be one of those things like the [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► three-minute pop song that is just in [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► the the the davinci like sort of i'll [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► equip over Norwich flips over the [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► Constitution this whole thing on their [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► Buckley club and we learn that bipedal [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► is like it's not just to think so we're [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► not being not humans for not being earth [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► 'used write it with a bias it's actually [TS]

01:01:55 ◼   ► no it actually is by peels are the best [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► it just turns out that that's the best [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► way to get around what if what if what [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► if the evolution goes from like your [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► fish swimming around to develop four [TS]