Roderick on the Line

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00:00:15 ◼   ► john now it's time around [TS]

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00:00:25 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► Merlin man John rado break Buddha dude [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► bom bom yeah I'm kind of disoriented i [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► am super-duper disorder god I'm so glad [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► you're really was with your what's the [TS]

00:00:56 ◼   ► opposite of too late you're punctual [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► today yeah I'm super-pumped what's up [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► with the hat [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► well I just had a sebaceous cyst removed [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► from my head like 20 minutes ago [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► really your recently cistus I'm now [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► systems for the first time in over 10 [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► years and so both I'm both quite [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► considerably disoriented but also here [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► on time said they ship assist sebaceous [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► oh no you had like a lump big lump for [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► 12 years probably maybe 15 year i don't [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► i don't a long long time we like we just [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► like touching all the time [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► yeah and it was on the back of my head [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► kind of the reverse temple right not [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► directly on the back of my head but at [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► the same angle of a temple except in the [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► battle if you had a second face on the [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► back your head it will be on its its [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► temple could be on the temple and so I [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► couldn't really wear a hat very [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► comfortably i couldn't i was it [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► interfere with my sleep [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► you know it's just go back to where your [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► headlights on the pillow but I never did [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► anything about it because man yeah I [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► would you really did you know that it [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► was a sebaceous cyst i did because you [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► know when I first got it on the back of [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► my head I was like oh dear [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► yeah you don't you don't want lumps you [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► don't want to lump on your head and then [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► I did a little bit of asking around and [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► was like oh it's a sebaceous cyst [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► whatever it's nothing but then it was [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► just it's been there forever and I just [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► got the my first primary care physician [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► in years and i think i even have [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► mentioned it to doctors before and [TS]

00:02:36 ◼   ► they're like a spacious system and [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► you can get a little bit like they [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► showed no concern about it [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► no one even wanted the money that they [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► would get from removing it they just [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► feel like I you can do it or not I mean [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► it doesn't matter but i finally got this [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► primary care doctor and I was like yeah [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► I'm gonna get that removed so I went in [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► today and I I realized like I've been [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► thinking about this guy for years [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► think about it all the time reach up [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► anytime i reach up and touch my head I'm [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► like a and it moved around a lot [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► goodness now that now that that's I [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► would expect that [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► no it didn't move around my head but if [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► you grab din and like wiggled it will [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► you would move you know and I and it was [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► a party trick right i'd say hey one [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► should grab my cyst and i realized that [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► i have imagined taking it out myself [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► with an exacto knife many many times it [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► seems like something you can you've [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► taken a cold sores bigger than this [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► well except this is like a this is a [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► sack the size of a turkey a liver what I [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► mean it's no it was enormous it was I'm [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► not definitely with with turkey organs [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► and gimme gimme another example [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► it was the size of a coin purse or yes [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► Galgo yeah somewhere between the USB [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► dongle and a coin purse and it was full [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► of hummus and it was just sitting in [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► there and so finally I was like why [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► don't you take this at the doctors like [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► I do it in 20 minutes and so he put some [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► anesthesia in my sebaceous cyst and he [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► cut it out with this [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► exacto knife and and I was the whole [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► time I was like listen I'd you've got to [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► show this to me because I've been [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► thinking about this guy for 15 years he [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► and I have a relationship with this [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► little fella who and I don't want to [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► just have you cut it it's like that [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► thing where they they take something out [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► of you and then you're like let me see [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► it they go we already threw it away [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► I can't believe they throw things away [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► they should you mean just foreclosure [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► foreclosure thank you [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► you know i'm not a big burial fan but I [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► get the open casket [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► yeah right you're like is he really dead [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► thousands dead touch him nobody so it [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► wasn't just a bunch of stuff under your [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► skin [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► he could actually show you like the [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► sealed unit well so you know they cut it [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► and then they squeeze it and then they [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► cut out the little sack which is like I [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► say like a like a bag huh a bag that [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► seems like it's made out of chicken fat [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► acceptance a bag [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► yeah and then I was like I was like [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► listen I want to see it all [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► I want to see what was in it I want to [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► see the bag i want the whole nine [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► because i don't want to i mean you know [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► i need to say goodbye but also i want to [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► say fuck you to it but I just I've [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► imagined it so much that I want to know [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► what it is for a long time I thought it [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► was full saline [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► uh-huh but then I realized like no it's [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► full of is full of what I would describe [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► as matter [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► yeah but they were describing as tissue [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► I was like well there's for me there's a [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► lot of it there's a big gap between [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► tissue and matter you know but you know [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► its nomenclature I think of tissue as [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► being I'm not a physician I think that [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► issue is being a little bit more solid [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► like it could be squishy but it wouldn't [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► be liquid yeah it's connected to you [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► somehow and this is amazing you could [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► just like the fact that you turn off a [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► chicken John is it that kind of thing [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► well that's what the bag look like but I [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► swear to you the stuff that was inside [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► look like Hamas internet Mediterranean [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► tree only that's right [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► palmistry uh huh uh and you know so in [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► researching these sebaceous cysts i [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► discovered that there isn't and for [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► those of you who are who are eating [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► while listening to the podcast first you [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► should know not to do that for the ones [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► we not you its second of all it's only [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► going to get worse if you're queasy or [TS]

00:06:45 ◼   ► that type of person I don't know go take [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► a walk around the block but I discovered [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► that there is an in there is enormous [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► subculture of people who relax and deal [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► with the stresses of the day by watching [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► youtube videos of people squeezing [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► pimples [TS]

00:07:04 ◼   ► he he taught me about this last week [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► alright this was only last week I talked [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► yeah it was I every seven days yourself [TS]

00:07:10 ◼   ► him must have been because i was [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► thinking of my sebaceous mhm so but ok i [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► guess as recently as a week ago you're [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► still kind of on the bubble you're still [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► on the system about whether this is [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► something you want to get treated [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► yeah yeah I was you know but I've [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► thought about it all the time I'm [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► surprised we haven't talked about it 50 [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► times because I think about it all the [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► time and and within the context of the [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► zit popping culture sebaceous cysts are [TS]

00:07:34 ◼   ► right at the top of things that they [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► want to see on youtube [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► the squeezin and talk about closure [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► because I dated a girl who was one of [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► those Pickers and I think there are a [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► lot of pictures out there there's a lot [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► of closet poppers poppers and Pickers [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► who just you know and like like they [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► just want to lay there and pick at yeah [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► well this that we talked before about [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► that subclass of people you meet in [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► college or a college town you want to [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► clean your bomb because they want the [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► resin and it was really weird [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► ok it's right there your bond cleaner [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► that while you Piper you know prototype [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► clear there you're a Tusken Raider you [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► know you're out there yet there but then [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► there are also people who you can tell [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► they're kind of their kind of eyeballing [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► the kind of like hmm like what is going [TS]

00:08:17 ◼   ► on you're like I can't pop that [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► mm that's a thing right well being as I [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► would never want to pop like something [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► something on somebody's well frankly I [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► don't want to pop anything you're not a [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► popular picker but like I dated a girl [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► that was a that was a strong picker [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► uh-huh and she was it was very intimate [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► to her it was something that we would do [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► after lovemaking she'd be like oh look [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► at that little thing on the back here [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► next or whatever tender it's like it's [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► like two monkeys but it's exactly like [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► two monkeys but she was you know it was [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► tender but also she would become [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► monomaniacal and she and her girlfriends [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► would sit and pick at each other and [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► high and talk about it to talk about it [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► later [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► you know also and had and then I [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► realized that there was not uncommon but [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► that most people didn't feel that most [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► even people that you were you know [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► dating so certainly it's not a thing to [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► bring up when you're casually dating [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► but-but-but I discovered that given the [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► opportunity if you broach the topic with [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► somebody like what about what about this [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► pic and they will typically you'll find [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► more people than you thought [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► we'll go like oh really could I could I [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► you know like very taboo excited i got [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► fifty shades of grey for dermatology [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► yeah you like that before the internet [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► you know like let's say you lived you [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► might live somewhere and you didn't have [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► the internet and you didn't have [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► magazines and you didn't have to pay [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► cable and you might have some kind of [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► various pic cable the cable mean and how [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► can i get the cable it's the medieval [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► precursor to Showtime [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► oh I see the cable milady where you know [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► you might have something that you don't [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► even realize you're special [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► yes you i mean there are people you [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► reach a certain age in life and you have [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► enough exposure to the internet you [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► realize that not only is your special [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► thing a thing that it's it there are a [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► lot of other people have your special [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► thing and they might have your thing in [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► a way that's much more special than you [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► which actually kinda makes you feel [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► maybe a little bit normal maybe a good [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► weight since you feel you know I'm gonna [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► crazy one [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► wait i'm not the crazy picker here i am [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► just a normal picker [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► yeah i mean like imagine the first [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► person the first person who said on [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► their wedding night would you spank me [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► right the first person that did that [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► this is this is probably like that maybe [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► the 1603 haha i think maybe even before [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► but yeah right like but you know what is [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► the thing is though II there's there's [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► certain kinds of special things that [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► you're aware of [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► right like you might know about but [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► stuff things or you might know about [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► brassieres uh your toes like what might [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► know about shrimping shrimping trippin [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► yeah I don't know about shrimping that's [TS]

00:11:04 ◼   ► what you on about you you get shrimp [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► oh icic that's not a that's not like hot [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► Karl that's actually shrimpin carbon [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► shrimpin is a hot carl is like 30 said [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► she's gonna be hot girls in the family [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► of a dirty [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► it's like a rodeo okay um yeah right [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► well and I think this is this or this [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► dovetails with finding your dock right i [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► mean some people and your database also [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► the thing about it though is its first [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► of all it's like it's the kind of thing [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► where like you know what let's let's say [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► in 2016 if you're a like a [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► fifteen-year-old girl it might be much [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► more permissible to say hey would you [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► spank me [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► you could even see it to another lady [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► and that would not be weird today [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► whereas I think you might still feel [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► some compunction about saying is it okay [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► if we have some heavy petting and then I [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► picked yours it's a little bit yeah well [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► i think this falls into the category [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► finding your sex duck right behind your [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► sex doctor because when I was young I [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► you know spanking was pretty taboo right [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► there were there were like that you'd [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► you watch it you find it a 8-millimeter [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► movie about it you know where it's like [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► oh boy these are some people in in [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► schreiner outfits like spanking people [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► in there in there there frilly panties [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► yeah and they make it look they make it [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► look like it's justjust acute thing you [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► do this one time but the thing is the [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► thing about a special thing is some [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► people special things like that could [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► become very much part of the workflow [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► yeah well I and I think over time we [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► become desensitized so now spanking just [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► seems like normal normal sex play it's [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► just like spank spank spank ya that's [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► not a big deal you're not gonna you're [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► not gonna you're not gonna need to join [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► a special club he wouldn't eat you [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► wouldn't [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► in this day and age you would not have [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► to find a friend of a friend who could [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► tell you about a spanking bar right [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► right right well and I think what we [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► what I'm not sure how much of this is [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► millennial mythology and how much of it [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► is Millennials is so difficult to tell [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► anymore but but you know that whole line [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► of thinking that is attributed to [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► Millennials which is that they wanted to [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► keep their virginity virginity but they [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► did engage in but play who they would [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► they would put in one another's but oh [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► it's a but first operation yeah and then [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► that kept their virginity it took its [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► kind of false i think if you have [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► somebody [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► has been in your butt your virginity is [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► is a done deal but it was something [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► that's a very it's very narrow [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► old-fashioned view john well i guess i [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► don't know i feel ya i I'll say I'll put [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► it this way if somebody had put that [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► idea in front of me that the notion that [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► you could do butt stuff for a couple [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► three years and still call yourself [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► version i would have thought that was a [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► little peculiar certainty for right [TS]

00:13:56 ◼   ► because it always seemed that that but [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► stuff was an elevation from normal sexy [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► stuff that's like saying I speed all the [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► time but I don't know how to drive a car [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► you know what I mean you know kind of [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► well you know you gotta walk before you [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► run it you know usually start the front [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► moved back but but I feel like this is [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► the opposite of how you put on hair [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► product by a car in the front moved to [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► the back and hear about you starting the [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► back with different you don't know what [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► about white thing that you know a lot of [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► people they wipe wrong also [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► well let's not talk about that that's [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► the thing that dads can talk about [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► yeah but it's not a thing that's in the [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► general parlance I'm that's not a that's [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► not a thing to say almost like saying a [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► lot of people a lot of people suffer in [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► silence you wipe back to front [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► hi good is good to meet you see what is [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► just see that's the kind of thing in a [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► few years that's gonna seemed really [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► normal if there could be people have [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► been talking about wiping for years but [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► never had a choice vaginal intercourse [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► but they're very comfortable talking [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► about that I feel the same way about my [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► eyebrows [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► we're like I'm not a picker of the body [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► parts i don't think but I've reached [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► that age I imagine you reach this is you [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► trim your eyebrows well yeah we're like [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► the production of hair on top like I'm i [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► got a pretty good head of hair [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► I'm fortunate in that sense but i will [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► tell you that the growth you know the [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► way they measure like the problem with [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► apple like everybody's mad apple right [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► now because apples growth has gone down [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► it's not that was losing money is that [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► their growth has slowed down right so my [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► growth it is not have been a big growth [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► quarter for the top of my head I see [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► whereas over here in the in the [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► you-know-what in the iphone vertical you [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► look at my either the ear you got the [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► nose [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► you got the eyebrows mean that that is [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► that is that's what it's all happening [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► that is a fecundity of apps my friend [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► so what happened is my daughter will be [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► sitting there and she might be more [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► picture the meeting will be sitting [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► there reading a book and she'll be [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► staring at me I'm like what is it and I [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► brown she's yeah [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► mm just won't show it in there well no [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► she's it's really starting to bugger [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► because i think it's you know [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► including some of the light and so I go [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► into the room I get the fancy tweezers [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► and pull out the one Brezhnev hair does [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► she want to see that no no she can't [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► stand blood or eyebrows she's like any [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► of that stuff and then it pulls out the [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► little hair sack [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► that's when you know you've really hit [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► it yeah well here's the problem here's [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► the problem is it starts out this is the [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► thing is it it starts out as I'm just [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► gonna go in the bathroom for 20 seconds [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► I'm gonna pull out this one Road hair [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► oh but then you get going well then the [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► trouble is now you're looking you [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► discover two more rogue hairs over here [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► on the other side [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► uh-huh and then pretty soon you get to [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► be one of the people doesn't have [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► eyebrows [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► well my sister see my dad got those big [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► wizard eyebrows as years went on perfect [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► you know just like unruly I don't like [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► doing eyebrow [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► yeah and my sister hated it you know and [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► and developed this this thing that I [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► think your daughter is also developing [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► which is like she it became a trigger [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► for her and so when i get a rogue [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► eyebrow now which you know because we're [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► young men [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► we're still young dad's it's not like i [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► have these crazy mad scientist eyebrows [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► but everyone's while one will get going [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► right and it will be four inches long or [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► whatever we and always kind of with the [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► with an insouciant curl [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► uh-huh but if my sister sees it she'll [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► get furious [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► you know I'm gonna eat it really is it's [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► a trigger for her oh it drives are not [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► detected the wizard days with your dad [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► yeah so she used to sit I think and even [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► trim my dad's eyebrows like she's with [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► little scissors she would like get in [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► there and just because it drove her [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► bananas Wow [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► but so now that i'm doing it she's like [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► do not do not let your eyebrows go and [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► you know and of course I'm thinking to [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► myself boy when I get really crazy [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► eyebrows that is going to be awesome [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► it's crazy eyebrows come on what does [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► that say about a person i know will let [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► me play pulls together a little bit here [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► because there's a phenomenon [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► I wonder if you seen this Dec somebody [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► and this is this is going to be [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► normative but you see somebody who has [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► like a really distinctive mole [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► then you might see somebody who has a [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► distinctive mold it's really more like a [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► hillock and it's like that's kind of [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► cool you gotta face more you gotta get [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► you rolling aaron neville let's say [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► mhm and then the thing is those will [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► grow a hair or 40 i see us so there's a [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► guy I used to be a meanie driver in our [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► neighborhood and I I was hypnotized by [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► this man because he had he had a he had [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► a face mole that was the circumference [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► of a quarter [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► you know I said good on you right it was [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► raised it was kind of about the same [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► proportions as a pitcher's mound and he [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► had a mole beard he had I'm gonna say [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► 429 hairs that were to 25 inches long [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► coming out of it oh so that when he was [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► operating on another level [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► he knew that it was there and he was let [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► go immediately [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► he's letting it happen he was the thing [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► is how could you not get rid of those [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► unless that was the thing that you are [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► really exploring yeah right it's like [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► it's like I mean there's owning it and [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► then there's rocking it you know what [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► I'm saying that's that that's a fuck you [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► mole beard yeah right like you don't [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► like them all how about how about a beer [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► on a moment I feel about that that's [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► that's rockin it and a and when somebody [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► goes from and doesn't wanna say that [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► seems like that's right in your [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► wheelhouse in terms like being a large [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► man wears tight pants taking pictures of [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► yourself for the internet and in heaven [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► and driving around and you know I public [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► transit why you got a mole beer that [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► seems like there's something you could [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► really honor [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► no not at all i would never if I had a [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► big mole on my face I would I would I [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► would almost certainly try and get it [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► removed because there are vanities and [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► then there are vanities and big crazy [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► eyebrows that comports exactly with my [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► sense of myself that I should be wearing [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► a tweed jacket with the patches on the [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► elbows and marching up and down in front [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► of in front of a large lecture hall [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► waving my hands are a collector and [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► shaped like an owl [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► yeah with the rubber bands in your beard [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► on anything to put the pocket of my [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► pants covered with chalk dust even even [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► even though even though it's a it's a [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► white erase board and no chalk is [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► required just chalk dust right like me [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► proud [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► probably sell that to attend your [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► professors you can just get a little [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► packet of chalk dust i keep I keep a bag [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► of chalk in my pocket from the price I [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► swear to god officer it's chocolate [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► shops the baguette rock is that a [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► sebaceous cyst that beyond you know so [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► but unruly eyebrows yes but uh but a but [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► a large mole with hair growing out of it [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► is the wrong kind of warlock you know [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► like I'm my intent of this is the thing [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► I don't consider myself a warlock i [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► consider myself a wizard and I feel like [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► there's a major difference if you're a [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► warlock you can wear a mole beer [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► forgetting that gender issues now a [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► warlock is the gender male gender [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► version of a which is that correct yeah [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► but I i I'm not entirely clear on this [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► but i believe that a warlock has [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► different duties different skill set [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► than a witch but i may be different [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► alignment no same alignment like a [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► warlock in which are sort of compare our [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► like a synonymous more or less but like [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► oh and here's an interesting thing now [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► that I'm thinking about the gendering of [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► a of magic who is there a female [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► equivalent to a wizard or are female [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► Wizards just also Wizards old don't [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► imagine for a second i'm not thinking [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► about because right is it was yeah I [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► harry potter around my mind and I i [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► think they refer to witches and wizards [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► yeah a little bit i mean that's kind of [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► like referring to like sergeant [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► Colonel's little not exactly right i [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► mean i think if you put an e on the end [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► of wizard I think of wizards is being [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► more in in in management [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► I think of them as being at least like [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► like a commissioned officer for ya for [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► me I feel like warlocks and witches [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► witches are standing around a cauldron [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► whereas gizzards are carrying some kind [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► of ball or staff okay right so like a [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► wizard might have a chalk bag in his [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► robes but also some other stone some of [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► them you know shiny some of them you [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► know semi-opaque [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► and a staff and maybe a familiar in the [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► in the shape of a large weird monkey or [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► you know like a a bat can talk or an owl [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► or something I recently learned that [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► you've known since since your teen years [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► I i did not know this [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► I did not know that in the world of lord [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► of the rings that Wizards which is it [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► will give time from right here Wizards [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► are actually kind of angel that right [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► I don't think I don't think I don't [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► think the wizard is a hopped-up human i [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► think it's i think it's a human ish [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► angel employer we're gonna we're gonna [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► get some else about this one [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► well and I think that's I think that's [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► correct in my experience so having not [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► fully digested the silmarillion but if [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► within the Lord of the Rings cosmology [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► that I understand there is never ever [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► ever any mention of God there are just [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► people that are good and bad and they [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► get more and more powerful so like sore [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► on if there was a god in Lord of the [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► Rings you would think to God within a [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► certain points a sore on is SuperDuper [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► bad and he's using bad magic and he's [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► he's like I mean sore on gives life to [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► bad orcs even Solomon was giving life he [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► was he was he was birthing a Hawkeye get [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► that's not it i mean that's a god-like [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► talent but but I i never got the sense [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► that that gandalf was one other although [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► he's never referred to as a man I i feel [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► like i have to mention something at this [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► juncture because almost everyone i know [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► on the internet is yelling yes I am [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► obliquely referring to a video my friend [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► of the internet cgpgrey this is HSV is [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► out John you would love this guy if [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► you've seen a video explaining the [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► difference between the British Isles and [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► the UO I know these videos of course [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► that's the sky cgpgrey this guy lives in [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► England where he kind of does does this [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► entertaining lecture and only got this [TS]

00:24:23 ◼   ► is deliberately sap graphics zippy zap [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► graphics but explaining for example [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► explaining what this is great stuff [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► explaining how uh the history of the [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► monarchy in England yeah that was a [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► great one although there was one and i [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► forget which one it was where I take [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► somewhat took issue [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► yeah i'm not sure which one you like [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► history of England I i like that that's [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► a great or 82 what is one of his most [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► recent ones is a real mind-blowing i'm [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► sorry i said to my daughter basically [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► trying to explain how the teleporter [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► thing on Star Trek works oh I like [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► basically coming on the only way that [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► this thing makes any sense is that it is [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► a death machine that basically kills you [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► and recreate an exact version of you [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► with your previous memories [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► anyway super fascinating yes internet i [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► hear you Lord of the Rings mythology [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► video by cgpgrey is where I learned [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► about this and also that link to you for [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► for your approval [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► according to wikipedia which is never [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► wizards of middle-earth or a group of [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► beings outwardly resembling men capital [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► m but possessing much greater physical [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► and mental power they are also called [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► the his story by the elves they were [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► sent by Valar to assist the people of [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► middle-earth two contests are on icy now [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► now hobbits the hobbits are people but [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► they're little [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► yeah well it wasn't Pickers they got [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► some serious don't have a lot of like [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► like foot hair I did not I did not and i [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► do not believe anywhere in the Lord of [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► the Rings saga that there are any half [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► hobbits so although elves seem elbe [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► seymour other and more foreign two men [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► because of their because of their [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► eternal life [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► you can have a half-elf a man and an elf [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► can meet and buy man I mean men but man [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► capital and then man man capital and I [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► pray human person and a elf of what [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► whatever however you describe we have to [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► get the F pretty drunk though only are [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► they want the elves pretty fancy about [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► being else I except humans and [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► Neanderthals made it so let's suppose I [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► me just depends on like you know where [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► your where you know I think that you [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► start in for the winter you know piss on [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► a spark plug right [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► my sense of an elf is that yes having [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► sex with a human would be slumming [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► somewhat but when did that ever stop a [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► person caught on the dl there's there [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► yet [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► there's a well on the dl actually [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► started i think within the [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► african-american things in the [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► african-american community and as a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► description for being gay [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► similarly as us as i disagree i think i [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► think it started in the African [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► communities way saying yeah I totally [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► have sex with other dudes but we are not [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► gay [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► oh yeah right that's what I mean when I [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► say having sex with other dudes on the [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► down-low my assumption is that they are [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► gay but are acting straight they are [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► claiming not to be gay [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► they're the center at the center but in [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► but in fact that is the that was the [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► only socially acceptable way to do build [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► things thats thats download but I but [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► you know I don't think elves having sex [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► with humans is down low i think that [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► that's just like something there [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► well there's an element of sex seenus to [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► degradation right that you know there's [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► a kind of the sex is dirty we talk about [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► it as being dirty the humans is rough [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► trade [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► it's a little rough trade yeah but I [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► don't have any I've never seen any [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► reference to a half Hobbit and it seems [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► like is there a rough portrayed than [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► having sex with a hobbit they like to [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► drink they like to stay at home and they [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► seem like they'd be ideal sex partners [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► in a lot of ways they they left they [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► love to eat in the books they don't talk [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► a lot about girl hobbits but in the [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► movies they really mean that the girl [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► habits aren't part of the adventure but [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► the camera loves a girl Hobbit in the [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► moves right the camera just lovingly [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► pans over these big feasts we're all [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► these kind of voluptuous red-haired [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► freckled girl habits are serving big [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► platters of of beasts [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► yeah and i have to say watching the [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► films [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► I was like why are there no half habits [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► because i'd make a half Hobbit sure they [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► making rap because people like you [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► well exactly like send me through a [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► round Ord mound house and let me make it [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► happen when their pack of pipe [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► I'm [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► canada i'm gonna go in there and eat a [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► second breakfast this episode of [TS]

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00:30:49 ◼   ► this out we love these folks have been [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► very supportive of the show [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► thank you very much to braintree for [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► making payments so much easier for [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► everyone and for supporting Roderick on [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► the loss [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► you may be no second breakfast [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► oh they're gonna have a second breaking [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► oh my goodness [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► now I'll tell you what there's a lot of [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► this off for me is you know they talk [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► talk talk about imprinting on something [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► and things i imprinted on the word [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► warlock through bewitched [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► oh yes so that's where I learned the [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► word warlock we're really bewitched it's [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► all about the witches right you got yet [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► Tabitha you got Endora you got yet sexy [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► bad Tabitha yeah but think about who [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► played the Warlock okay you got your [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► Paul in Paul in at any time Paul is on [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► oh he is chewing up the scenery he's [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► stealing the show [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► yes and Pauline made warlock in sexy I [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► could think of to other warlocks I'm not [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► remembering their names one of them one [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► of the Morlocks was there was uncle was [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► uncle Arthur applause and uncle Arthur [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► is pollen right you know that [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► what's-his-name Maurice else and now you [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► got that guy you got the guy who's like [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► Duncan he's like the guy who always has [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► the bomb guy in world war two movies you [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► ok i always like a British officer right [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► right yeah but what I'm starting to [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► notice is that all the Warlocks in the [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► brook bewitched cosmology are on the [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► down-low right they're all a little gay [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► Oh in trysting maybe this explains why [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► there's no half Morlocks I don't know [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► what a half where I might even I I feel [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► like maybe a half wizard you know what i [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► mean like i am a wizard but what about [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► the kid what about the kid they [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► disappeared [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► you've got to get Samantha and durwood [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► and they got their kid they had the [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► daughter [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► uh-oh its daughter's name or your deep [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► into it now I I can't go this deep on we [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► got the daughter and then remember don't [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► this is one of the early examples of [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► disappearing a character from a show [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► when they added they had the strap on [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► kid you know when you get that you have [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► a wedding you have a strapon ki added to [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► the mix and they had this little kid and [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► then the next season began [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► he's gone well that's not even that's [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► not even as close to as baffling as the [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► fact that Darren changed from completely [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► one guy to a completely different guys [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► whole personality change to the original [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► Parent the original Derek dick York [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► was he was be funneled but he was Easter [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► you could tell that he really loved her [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► yeah and the second Aaron he seemed he [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► seemed like it was a little crabby well [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► here's a little bit crabby yeah and I [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► guess that was the kind of amp up the [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► how far we're gonna take this whole you [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► know which in the suburbs thing [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► yeah which in the suburbs huh I mean [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► when you think about escape to Witch [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► Mountain right escape to Witch Mountain [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► that's the brother and the sister to [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► disney movie i remember much happens in [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► that wasn't the Benji era [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► yeah that's right it was it was in the [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► jodi for young Jodie Foster era escape [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► too much medical she can tell she wasn't [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► right that's right candleshoe to escape [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► to Witch Mountain was a was a very [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► formative film for me because the [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► brother and sister had some magic powers [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► some witchy powers [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► yeah and they were being pursued by [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► Donald Pleasence I love that guy or [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► Donald Pleasence is yet on plus i don't [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► you talk about the Donald Pleasence it [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► at seven young ray milland ray milland [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► who right uh but they had witchy powers [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► and they were like you know they were [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► being adults were bad and adults had [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► authority over them and sort of power [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► over them but then they could do these [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► little tricks they could levitate cats [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► and they could you know unlocked doors [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► they had telekinesis and as a kid as a [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► you know eight-year-old or [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► seven-year-old I really really I wasn't [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► I wasn't ready to imagine a world [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► without adults imagine a world where [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► adults couldn't put you in your room and [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► lock the door but I was prepared to [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► imagine a world where I had telekinesis [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► and could unlock the door or could you [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► know like get a bowl of ice cream from [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► the kitchen and floated into my room [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► while nobody was watching right so we'll [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► escape from witch mountain very very [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► very influential on me and it was scary [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► to and then [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► spoiler alert turns out there who foes [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► are you even kidding me know their foes [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► stranded stranded here because there was [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► a new focus i never knew that I never [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► knew that [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► yeah because it's because it's a little [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► confusing at the end you know all the [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► way through the film they're having [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► these flashbacks of [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► like they're there in the waves there's [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► like there's no and it goes from fantasy [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► science fiction [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► mm so it's not that they were little [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► witches it is that they were who foes [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► and and they didn't even understand it [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► they were like what are these weird [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► powers that we have because the [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► spaceship crash happened in there very [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► early memory [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► okay what are these little power you [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► know how can we do this we're we're such [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► weirdos only we understand one another [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► little incesti to uh huh [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► they can talk to each other huh uh yeah [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► they can talk to each other with [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► psionics now psionics mm-my again [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► my understanding is incomplete but i [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► believe psionics are strictly a Dungeons [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► and Dragons power there are several [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► things that mark me as a slack dnd [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► player as we talked about in the past we [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► would never play encumbrance we wouldn't [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► deal with the turn stuff we just want to [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► like have adventures we also didn't do a [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► lot with psionics with which frustrated [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► some people i think it depends on what [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► you grew up with now as a as somebody [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► who came to the x-men late and is a fan [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► of phoenix and stuff like that or like [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► scarlet witch and I think we're talking [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► I think you're talking about scarlet [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► witch in Phoenix kind of powers right [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► you're talking about mine things mind [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► things so they look like an illusionist [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► or a magic-user there that's a trade [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► almost right yeah i mean you don't have [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► to have spent my obviously you've gotta [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► roll the right numbers but you don't [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► have to have extraordinary abilities to [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► take that up as a trade like to know [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► what I'm going to mechanic I feel like [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► ricky jay is a this world magic user [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► rights I mean Ricky J he's an [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► illusionist such thing as an illusionist [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► well he's an illusionist but if you [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► could be a magic-user in this world I [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► think he would be able to be always work [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► up some spells have been little hammer [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► and pestle and you know take some grind [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► up some herbs and make a little make a [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► little spell ok causes you to forget the [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► last six hours or causes you to [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► you know like it makes a sword dance [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► makes a candlestick dance you know what [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► I mean [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► hmm but but a magic-user and honestly my [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► first dungeons and dragons character was [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► a magic-user again because that's what [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► your old no because that's what I [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► thought [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► yeah I wonder we get to yeah I was just [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► like I'm making a magic-user make him i [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► think he was also a half health half [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► health magic user who really sure that's [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► what my first character was because [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► because again that's kind of how I [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► thought of myself if you talked about [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► this a bit in the past and I don't want [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► to beat into the ground is a bit but it [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► sounds like there have been times in [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► your life where not to say that you [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► believe you could conjure an orb but [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► like it wasn't an impossible thing that [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► we definitely never happen i kept being [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► confused about why I couldn't [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► let's say let's say that i was i was [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► just a little disappointed a little [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► confused and I think and and and this [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► confusion was it long long predated my [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► exposure even to lower the rings or [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► really any kind of magic TV show magic I [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► just I just didn't understand if anybody [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► could do it [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► it surely would be me why can I not do [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► it and and write it and then it was hot [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► that it was equally hard to accept that [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► nobody can because that didn't seem [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► right either [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► like why with humans can do quite a bit [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► of magic in the sense that you know we [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► build bridges over rivers we it all [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► seems kind of magical right [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► why then would we not be able to to act [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► at a distance with you know just [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► tinkling our fingers or even even just [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► holding out your palm and little spark [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► stands [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► yeah there's there's some in the in the [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► Marvel world especially like in the [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► x-men there are there's there are people [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► who start out with these abilities that [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► are super interesting but i think they [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► feel like it's not enough for to have [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► the whole character on to give my goal [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► they can also get big or get super [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► strength but there are people like I [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► want to say long shot i want to say [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► maybe psylocke but there are these do [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► these characters who one of their [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► abilities is what you could just roughly [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► call luckiness uh-huh [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► no it's really interesting but basically [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► with scarlet witch before she's able to [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► make you know Scott which is such a [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► weird like huge deal in the comics and [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► increasingly now and then the movies but [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► she's interesting her basic skill at the [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► beginning was that she could change the [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► likelihood of things going our way [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► how I would that be like so basically [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► she but you get people like her it's [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► only collecting harry potter takes the [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► good luck serum right and same here like [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► you have the ability to like somehow [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► alter the odds of how things are going [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► for you and your team they always give [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► the awesome defensive skills to the [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► women so it's like it's like now all of [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► a sudden you have a fifty six percent [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► chance of any outcome but it would seem [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► to me within those worlds that that [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► would that the temptation would be to [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► just make look go their way every time [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► right which wouldn't be as interesting [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► as like well let's hope it's okay look [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► goes away there's a better chance than [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► even yeah but that's the story of people [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► that's me miss Peter Parker so great is [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► that like his whole obsession is that [TS]

00:40:54 ◼   ► like he wants to take what he has and [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► use it in a good way you know with great [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► power comes great responsibility [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► right right well let me ask okay here we [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► have professor bald [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► yeah and his school from you [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► yeah right if you because mutant ability [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► seems to you know it comes out across [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► the human spectrum right yeah they're [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► mutants from everywhere and they have a [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► lot of different powers and it doesn't [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► seem to me first of all two things [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► within x-men [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► hmm it doesn't seem that you ever get to [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► people who have the same powers [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► depends on how you define that but no I [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► mean there there are Indians and I print [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► yeah but I mean there's especially in [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► the nineties there are way too many [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► x-men with way too many powers and so [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► there's less people there's lots of [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► teleporters oh i see for example where [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► there are people who can phase through [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► solid things there's several characters [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► that can do that see but it's like [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► Cyclops had a baby with another mutant [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► he did that did that baby also have [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► Cyclops and powers [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► oh way bigger than that now depends on [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► which universe here in NYC is so like it [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► is one universe where he and Jim Gray [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► had a baby and is another another [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► universe where he and Sam Madelyne Pryor [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► had a baby but basically they hope [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► summers his daughter becomes spoiler [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► alert becomes the new Phoenix oh that [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► side but I thought Jean Grey was [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► basically top mutant and Jean Grey's [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► feet when she became dark phoenix she's [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► even beyond omega-level mutant point [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► she's got she's got she basically she [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► eats a world she pulls Galactus on this [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► entire like star system so she's as big [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► a deal as like big blue penis man that's [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► interesting because big blue penis man I [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► mean how do you have more powers and [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► blue penis man I mean that's not all he [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► didn't have the power to just not be [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► interested in what humans thought yeah [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► yeah they compare them to our reader [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► issues a lot but you know I wish that [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► Richard the stretching man he's [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► stretching man you know i also have two [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► I owe you an apology i read too quickly [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► in the 1975 film escape to Witch [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► Mountain that features both ray milland [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► and Donald Pleasence so ray milland was [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► Donald Pleasence his proxy [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► alright instant Aristotle bolt and Lucas [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► Deranian yeah right so Donald Pleasence [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► was the one that was sitting with a [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► white cat like slowly petting a white [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► cat on it literally was he was if you [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► remember I believe he was that guy i [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► remember all too well wasn't he in the [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► in the James Bond movie was that guy [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► it was the pepper white cap what's his [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► name was with the name of Boris Bob [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► Boris Karloff right for the great [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► universalmovies but here's another thing [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► about x [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► and that i want to ask this seems like [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► something that is that i do not know I [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► don't even have a gag about yeah it's [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► just a question if you were a mutant who [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► had some time about professor groovy [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► Ilan's house of mutants [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► yeah school mean yes if you're a mutant [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► power was that every time you sneeze [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► sneeze glitter let's say you just sneeze [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► glitter that was your that's a [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► definitely a mutant power [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► yeah right like whoa if you were like a [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► glitter sneezer your friends and family [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► and stuff would be very concerned and [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► then ultimately like not into you right [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► like you can't live among us your [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► that's right you're you're very much a [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► mutant so this glitter some user has all [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► the problems of immune like don't live [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► around here every time you sneeze we get [TS]

00:44:38 ◼   ► glitter all over us [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► glitter in that it's impossible to get [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► off the characters names gesundheit [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:44:45 ◼   ► but is glitter sneezing a big enough [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► mutant power that that Professor Xavier [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► will have you in his school I like would [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► you pass the audition yeah right i mean [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► it's it's the school can't contain [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► everybody can have every single glitters [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► and using mutant no no it's a good [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► question so where would you go live [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► where you mean gene is out there right [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► new gene causes people to have these [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► mutations they usually appear somewhere [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► around puberty and the truth is for most [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► people like run-of-the-mill like people [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► are trying to pass you know they don't [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► want to get clocked as being immune [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► because obviously become an outcast and [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► a know the very the very first like four [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► pages of the 1975 x-men is them trying [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► to like burned down the building that [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► night crawlers and because he's a mutant [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► yeah and so I mean that's that's kind of [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► the whole thrust of the story is that [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► these people are different so you got a [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► lot of people have to her trying to set [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► the word pass [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► yeah we're trying to pass as being a [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► homo sapien and and so if you're just [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► out there and don't think the one thing [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► you can do is like talk two mice but [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► mice don't really have that they don't [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► have a way to talk to you [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► well or they can have you know everyone [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► very powerful walkie-talkie or you know [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► even if you can communicate back and [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► forth [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► his cheeks yeah mice don't have much to [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► say right [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► holy shit she's pooped cheese rod by [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► Todd gap and so that's your heard that's [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► your ability [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► uh-huh and you're like not even you're [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► not even like ant-man and men who [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► initially was so lame and initial [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► ability was to control ants and [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► communicate with dance haha [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► the thing is they kept hitting him up [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► within like like fewer than like 10 [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► issues they were joining him up to where [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► he can not only get very tiny than a [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► giant managed to come really big but [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► first the very first issue the Avengers [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► you basically Loki has fooled Hulk and [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► is trying to cause he's basically like [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► trying to cause this this giant to send [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► all the Avengers are going after hawk [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► because they think he's a monster and [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► it's like you know iron man is doing [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► this in capital know this before Captain [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► America but you know and Thor's doing [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► this and it's like a man says I will [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► send my ants all over the planet to try [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► to find the Hulk get the edible but in [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► this case you're saying you're not even [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► a mouse wrangler at this point you're [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► just as you get your mouse whisper you [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► can't make the my students because [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► you're like my go-to the place and [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► they're like a cheese geez cats they're [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► not smart metal but you know my friend [TS]

00:47:01 ◼   ► Mike Squires who is a terrible person [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► he said that if he could have any [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► superpower it would be to give it would [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► be 22 telekinetically psionically give [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► anyone explosive diarrhea talk about [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► spooky action and it starts right [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► because even if you're fighting captain [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► america even if you're fighting Jean [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► Grey if you give her explosive diarrhea [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► all of a sudden she's got bigger [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► problems she's got something else to [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► think about you get I mean not across [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► the universe here you get Superman super [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► diarrhea [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► yeah he's all of a sudden in his super [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► drawers [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► he's got a fucking problem he's gonna [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► want to get out of there and go get [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► cleaned up [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► that's pretty good right cuz nobody's [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► gonna want to fight you when they're all [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► messy know so be very distracting [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► yeah so Mike's thing was like explosive [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► diarrhea defeats all other superheroes [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► and bad guys because it's just like [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► think about somebody who's so fucked up [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► that they will continue to fight you [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► after like it's awful it's an awful idea [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► he's a terrible person but it's kind of [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► fucking great [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► that's a good i see I person I'm very [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► attracted to what I will call the [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► defensive skills nigga now let's get [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► back to the meetings in a minute because [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► actually an explanation kind of what [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► you're asking about [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► but like yeah I'll my favorite my [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► favorite skills the defensive skills [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► yeah right like no reporting teleporting [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► is kind of a defensive skills the [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► ability to create a portal that other [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► people can jump through that's a [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► fantastic skills wonderful kk t product [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► kitty pryde one of my all-time favorite [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► character she has the ability to [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► basically phase through solid objects so [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► she can do stuff there's a hostage [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► situation she shows up she can start [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► sneaking people out through the floor [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► and stuff like that [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► I love those kinds of skills so I mean [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► like the banner like Marky characters [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► are the people who can hook and pound on [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► each other [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► yeah but imagine if you could instill [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► really crushing self-doubt alright in [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► someone even temporarily think that the [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► character's name would be mom Jewish mom [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► like here comes Superman Mike Squires [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► causes him to have explosive diarrhea [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► and then I give him a momentary crushing [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► self-doubt so he's just like him [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► all fuck am I doing this right no I why [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► do I even bother what am i what's my [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► pope and he's just like I died exploding [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► on another planet so you could live like [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► yeah he just sort of floats off like the [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► brow furrowed yah pants soiled and boom [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► who cares apiece as strong as as as [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► kryptonite you know he can't a lot of [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► strong people that don't have [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► self-confidence you don't hear about [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► them [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► yeah precisely so so my superpower the [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► one that I devised after after that the [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► most awful Mike Squires put into my head [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► that it wasn't necessary that you have [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► like a strength some kind of like a pop [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► OH [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► if power yeah I that's when I started [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► calling myself the oxidizer oh is this [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► you want to be rust I wanted to be rust [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► right business because although rust [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► wouldn't work against Superman message [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► sarily within because i'm thinking of [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► clothes i'm thinking more of a mutant [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► power rather than like a superpower but [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► as a mutant on earth you could you could [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► wreak a lot of havoc being able to just [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► trust all metal that's a very [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► destructive power [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► yeah it is a because like once its [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► rusted you salted the earth you can't [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► really use it again but the thing is [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► like it's it's just it's defensive and [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► when you turn every car into a Fiat for [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► just a short amount of time might kinda [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► actually be into that because there's a [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► lot of cool fiat right ok but like let's [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► say the cops are like comin atcha you [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► it's not like you're gonna kill the cops [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► or even like magneto like take their [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► guns away and because magneto it's not [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► that he takes their guns away it's that [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► he turns the guns on them right he's [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► like he's a batty you can stop the [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► bullets and turn around and all kinds of [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► stuff [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► yeah but what if you just rusted the [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► guns my mom and then it's not that you [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► haven't killed them you have no there [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► are no threat to them [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► you've just taken away their power [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► you've taken away their human power I [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► get it I get it right like and so it's a [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► destructive power if it's misused but i [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► think it would be a be a great I think [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► you could be you could be an agent of [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► peace [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► Marlon because you would you go over to [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► conflict areas and swords into rusty [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► plowshares yeah exactly exactly you [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► hammer swords into yeah right like when [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► the great bluesman like general rusty [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► plowshares and almost to plowshares who [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► had the power of tetanus button tennis [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► and slowly was blind blind at birth but [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► yeah I think about that you could go [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► over and there's big armies attack each [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► other and you're just like rust and then [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► what do they do you have to have to play [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► soccer on christmas day we increasingly [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► have fewer things made out of metal [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► though I mean you've got things like you [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► got to think about the armor that people [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► wear isn't that kind of like a super [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► plastic mmm yeah but i think that i [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► think that the metal like here's your [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► big titanium airplane right it'sit's [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► yeah here's your stainless steel which [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► mccollins right but then the call [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► amp that's holding the wires that are [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► that are part of the fly-by-wire system [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► like the staple that ultimately holds it [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► all together is still made out of steel [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► and again I get it I get it [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► and so you just you know you just take [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► it apart like like all those ceramic [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► guns that people are worried about [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► getting through airports or whatever [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► they're the barrel is still metal huh [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► right it's there's a lot of ceramic in [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► it but as far as I know there's no [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► ceramic barrel and and then ultimately [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► like they're on ceramic bullets right [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► the casings are still metal you going to [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► make it would suck to have a kind of [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► power that like when they come up with [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► in the 40 50 60 is incredibly powerful [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► but then over time it just becomes less [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► and less relevant like you have the the [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► ability to disrupt 9600 baud modem for [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► something higher the ability to cause [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► all a hairpin mod suddenly gone and all [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► all the Popular's fallen hero is the [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► ability to blend just raised her right [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► that would be terrible because you [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► gradually I mean I feel a little bit [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► like that a lot of my superpowers are [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► becoming important more irrelevant the [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► ability to tell a 54 les paul from a 56 [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► Les Paul isn't just nobody cares anymore [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► don't seem like such a loser anymore [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► this the ability to argue with someone [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► for four hours about whether or not the [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► long and winding road is a good song is [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► not i mean although i was practicing [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► that just yesterday but I feel like 20 [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► years from now it's gonna be a lot [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► harder that's what side you're on [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► on that long and winding road yeah uh [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► I'm original list who so i do not like [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► let it be naked [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► I mean I like it as a document oh yeah [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► sure interesting sort of like oh that's [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► interesting sort of like all that [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► beatles box set stuff that came out what [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► you're saying this is the one that went [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► up on the screen how do we feel about [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► that right and I don't feel I do not at [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► all believe the river [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► the paul mccartney revisionism because [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► AI do not believe McCartney revisionism [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► just in general as a blanket because i [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► do not trust Paul McCartney to not be [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► working to try and preserve what he [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► imagines he wants his legacy to be yeah [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► right like Paul the whole like I was the [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► first one to take LSD it's like mmm I [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► don't know Paul maybe but seems weird [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► that you're saying that now but all the [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► polls whole business of we never wanted [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► Phil Spector to to do all that just [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► seems a little suspect like you sure you [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► didn't [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► are you sure I i buy that with XTC and [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► Todd Rundgren because I get the feeling [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► Todd Rundgren's had this record is like [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► it's a pretty good record but like I can [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► only make this way better i'm gonna go [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► away for a little while I'm gonna do [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► some stuff to it [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► yeah now as it happens I have to be one [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► of people who likes what he did to it [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► and I think in the fullness of time even [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► in Trapani Partridge kinda came around [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► on skylarking and so you know actually [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► did a really good job with that but the [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► phil spector stuff the promise and I [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► don't hate the long and winding road but [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► i think it's a so I think it's somewhat [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► slight a song i mean as the but the [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► bones of the song are not that great [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► it's a little grandma e as a John would [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► say not a bad song is not a bad song but [TS]

00:56:05 ◼   ► what you remember about that song [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► probably is the phil spector part that's [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► exactly right my mom pom-pom that's what [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► people remember if I mean if you think [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► about the lyrics like the law the wild [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► and windy night that the rain washed [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► away has left a pool of tears crying for [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► the day that is terrible that then [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► that's no and your bird can sing and [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► write and not only is it terrible but [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► it's the very beginning it's the [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► foreshadowing of all of McCartney's [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► garbage lyrics from the seventies [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► yeah right and so here here it is this [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► is the moment in the beatles where John [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► is no longer contributing to Paul what [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► you John is with the OCO somewhere he's [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► in he's it he's having a bed in [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► and he's strung out east he's yeah i [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► mean i love it i feel i feel like this i [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► have an albatross here which is I used [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► to be one of those people that I know [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► kind of you know roll my eyes but I [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► didn't know the full facts about what [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► John's life was like I thought he was [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► mostly just being an asshole he was [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► incredibly depressed he was what [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► probably addicted to heroin and [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► marijuana at that point he was but John [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► was a very very troubled person what it [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► i guess i consider myself a [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► meteorologist which is silly because I [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► never really knew the extent to which [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► even by 1965-66 John was not happy [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► person in the people's yeah but I think [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► of as their creative zenith was almost [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► that's an improbable fluke that they had [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► two or three records as good as they did [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► because jon was so checked out [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► I mean he was depressed well he was [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► depressed and I think when I think about [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► that I think it is because jon was an [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► anti-authoritarian and he was happiest [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► when he was assailing the walls of the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► castle and then once he was inside the [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► castle who could he hate right he was [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► the top and everyone count out to him [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► right think of the the the the bowing [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► and scraping and groveling that most [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► people did around John Lennon circus 66 [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► 67 and so he could no longer be the anti [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► mean he could give back his MBE or at [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► the very least he always considered [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► himself an underdog an outsider right [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► underdog an outsider and all the sudden [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► he was the consummate insider whereas [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► Paul just what you know he just loved it [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► was a performer [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► he was a performer he was having a good [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► time in 62 he was having a good time in [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► yeah and I think that's Paul's greatest [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► strength but John must have found Paul [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► incredibly intolerable when John's role [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► as the gadfly and the you know and thus [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► not the sniper was was gone because we [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► have Paul flourished in that world but [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► heroin [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► I think took him out of the game and [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► also disinterest and so you know when [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► Paul comes to you and says woke up to [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► load up in to breakthrough because it [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► like John could be like yeah but [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► you know here we go right like he's [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► going to give you the he's going to give [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► you the that the ugly side the dark side [TS]

00:59:16 ◼   ► whereas when you know he's sitting there [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► kind of half nodding out and yoko is [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► cleaning his ear with a fuckin toothpick [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► and Paul's like the world would be noted [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► that the rain washed away has left the [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► pool of Tears going for the day and just [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► like whatever man [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► fine all right you know good good [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► because Paul's like he recognizes at [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► that point that he's he's trying to get [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► with he's trying to get up to John's [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► thing he's trying to appease John with [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► using the word tears and crying you know [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► he's like he's making it is trying to [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► make it morose because Paul wants to [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► fill every space so he's trying to he's [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► trying to preempt John's criticism by [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► saying like no no this isn't like a [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► vaudeville song about how [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► vaudeville song about how [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► happy I am this is like now the wild and [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► windy night it's like that's um George [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► Harrison styles that you notice i sound [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► sad I'm sad now so there's so you have [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► no there's no criticism you can offer [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► right you're not going to add anything [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► to my satsang and John's like a you know [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► and yoko's picking nits out of his hair [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► throughout his beard and it's just like [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► yeah it's all you know it's all going to [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► shit here but within the beatles cannon [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► i am not somebody I mean think about [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► think about why don't we do it in the [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► road which obviously is a great rock and [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► roll song but a pretty weak effort as [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► from a songwriters perspective he sees [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► pandering not to the audience but to [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► John because he knows that the one thing [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► that will get John out of bed in the [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► morning is rock and roll by the Blues [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► dump dump dump dump doesn't just don't [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► like a 12-bar blues song basically yeah [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► i mean so he's he's you know Paul's [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► trying every angle here to like not only [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► to win back John but also to you know to [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► fill to fill the space that John [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► previously occupied and Paul that's not [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► what that wasn't the best job for Paul [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► right Paul's job was to was to make the [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► killer the killer melodies and the kill [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► he's you know he's killer right [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► no but like many times I've been alone [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► in many times I've cried anyway you'll [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► never know the many ways i've tried [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► that's good that's good because he [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► writes great bridge a great bridge [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► wasn't he slays the bridge meister top [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► bridge meister alright if he could just [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► if he was just like a script fixer for [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► other bands just just like you bring [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► your song Paul he writes the bridge you [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► get out I mean he would pop music would [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► be better but but [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► so I don't subscribe I don't think Phil [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► Spector should have gotten involved i [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► think that that was some fashion that [TS]

01:02:06 ◼   ► was some trendy pandering that was like [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► having eric clapton play on my guitar [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► gently weeps [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► didn't belong there they shouldn't have [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► done it but they were bored and they [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► were you know and they they were bored [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► and they were insecure right now but [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► then they also say that i don't remember [TS]