Roderick on the Line

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00:00:18 ◼   ► hello hi John I'm Merlin was going oh [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► super SuperDuper been having some dairy [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► oh you know how whatever whatever my [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► diet project was I've changed a little [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► bit by a change-up low my new diet plan [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► is to fit if it's really possible to [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► poison oneself with normal food that's [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► my plan [TS]

00:00:46 ◼   ► I think you're in luck i think i can [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► totally poison yourself with normal food [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► yeah that's been my experience although [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► there's a there's a there's a problem [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► there's no control right now control [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► group because I also there's some kind [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► of raw gas leak into my truck [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► haha oh god so i'm driving around with [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► all the windows down and I'm and it's [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► like I'm standing at the gas pump in [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► 1974 I know that's now I'm like who feel [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► a little lightheaded [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► so anyway I can't tell whether i'm [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► slowly poisoning myself with gasoline or [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► whether i'm slowly poisoning myself with [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► pizza and ice cream [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► oh man I've had those poisons you know [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► there's something kind of comforting [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► I mean on the one hand when you're [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► really trying to solve a problem it's [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► nice to know exactly what your fucking [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► problem is i think there's a comfort and [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► not knowing exactly what your problem [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► you know [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► yeah I mean I definitely feel [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► comfortable right now but again i can't [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► tell whether that's what I'm poisoning [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► myself with gas [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► well I'm just saying like if you if you [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► had a growing mountain of crack vials on [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► your coffee table [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► mm you know exhibit a right right right [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► I'm saying there's something comforting [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► about what could be pizza could be gas [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► huh Kenny and how much do you move you [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► move much [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► here's another problem i'm going to the [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► doctor on Wednesday and I yeah I feel [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► like I haven't been to the doctor in 14 [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► years but in fact I've been to multiple [TS]

00:02:20 ◼   ► doctors I've just never been no listen [TS]

00:02:24 ◼   ► to what I'm just don't listen to them [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► and I just don't feel like I've ever [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► really could I want the first time I [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► went to the doctor [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► after a long long period i showed up in [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► the doctor was like a lot younger than I [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► was that happened and I was not into it [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► and he was like oh I think you've got [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► this i think you've got that and I was [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► like yeah well I bet you do I bet you do [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► that's cool i bet you do in turn yeah [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► and so I didn't want anything to do with [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► him so I was a sign up for a new [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► healthcare plan and I'm talking to I'm [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► talking to a lady on the phone he's like [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► let me help you find a doctor and I said [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► I would appreciate that helped very much [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► and she said here's a doctor who [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► graduated from medical school in 2007 [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► and I said no thanks [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► and she she laughed was like oh ok [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► and I said find the doctor who graduated [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► from medical school the longest time ago [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► uh-huh and she found she found some kind [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► of us can have a smoker [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► yeah get me a doctor thats that as that [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► has one of those little mirrors on his [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► head [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► Mariana he's got more of this kind of [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► double breasted dr. gowns [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► yeah he's what he's smoking a Winston [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► uh-huh first his own and he's got me for [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► that's right it's cools and and he's [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► like gotta like you've got a cocktail [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► shaker up on the top of the update you [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► know like that was my doctor growing up [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► dr. tower he was dr. tower was a great [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► doctor but you know he's one of those [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► guys sit down on the sit down the stool [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► and say how's your penis [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► lets you know like a like a good ol dr. [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► talking about not having a control group [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► they take a drag on the cigarette ashes [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► out the window [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► probably when did he meets the six he's [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► gone up a couple flights of stairs [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► but the the other i think the control [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► that I've been trying to I have been [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► trying to keep myself at my current [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► level and what that has meant is I [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► realized that a lot of my problems [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► Merlin are now I become a sedentary [TS]

00:04:38 ◼   ► person and I hate to admit it but it [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► makes a difference [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► I'm becoming bed shaped and I don't [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► another one that happened I was always I [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► always walked 10 miles a day that was my [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► jam [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► I was known as the guy that walks around [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► all the time if you say you know you'd [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► be driving somewhere in there right [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► there I'd be walking a lot whether with [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► a big sign that says jesus is coming and [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► now i sit around like I I like I I wake [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► up I go downstairs I sit on the couch i [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► have a cup of coffee and get up i walk [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► over to the other side of the house I [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► sit down you know what I mean I don't [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► get I don't i'm not out like Roman and I [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► don't have a regular exercise plan I've [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► just become this become this pile as so [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► much to do there's so many factors and I [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► think one of the biggest factors is [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► where you live where one lives because I [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► mean it's just it seems so obvious until [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► you really think about it I mean there [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► are a suburb I'm not I'm you live in a [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► kind of suburb i guess like a suburb is [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► made to be a place that you drive into [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► and out of its meant to accommodate a [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► little bit of walking from place to [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► place but you know as you've seen in [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► Florida [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► I'm sure there's lots of places where [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► there are no sidewalks there are no you [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► would never ride a bike on US 19 unless [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► you're really really hardcore right I [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► grew up in this area where like you [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► would walk to the driveway then you [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► would drive to the strip mall in the [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► case of my mom drive to the walkway you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► walk to the driveway drive to the [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► walkway thing but I i remember having a [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► laugh at my mom you know issues aging [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► this isn't super funny but like when [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► it's when it's really crazy hot if dear [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► you have like knee problems she would [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► drive to different parts in the strip [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► mall should get in your car and drive to [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► but there are and that's that's part of [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► the thing is like how much does your [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► life accommodate walking [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► well and and unfortunately I do not have [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► sidewalks in my neighborhood and when I [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► first moved into the neighborhood i was [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► still in my 10 miles a day walking a [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► style because I've been doing that for [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► 15 years and so I would you know I'd [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► walk out the door in the morning and [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► said I'm going to explore my [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► neighborhood walk all around who and and [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► my neighborhood was built during I mean [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► it was initially built as farm country [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► and then you know the the houses moved [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► in and then during the war there was [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► another layer of houses and then after [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► the war there was another layer of [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► housing so now it's just a neighborhood [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► but no sidewalks and what I discovered [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► in walking completely exhaustively [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► around my neighborhood is there's no [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► place to return to write you walk along [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► and you're like alice is what happens on [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► this street and these are these people [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► in the street but you there's no reason [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► to ever go back there's no no cafe [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► there's no store there's no like I'm not [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► a guy that's gonna go sit in a park and [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► throw a tennis ball to myself [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► yeah and and there's nothing about you [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► know you're not it's not any it's not an [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► interesting neighborhood in the sense [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► that once you figure out once you walk [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► around here like oh ok here are the farm [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► houses and they're all separated at this [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► distance from one another and then [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► inside of those there are all these [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► houses that were built during the war [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► for workers and they each had a half an [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► acre and then within within that matrix [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► they're all these houses built [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► immediately after the war for young [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► families and then there are all these [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► houses built in nineteen eighty or [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► ninety two but once you see that and you [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► know yeah that's cool yeah it's you [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► don't go back down that Street right see [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► it again [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► and so when I realized that the only [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► place to go that was interesting was [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► down to the supermarket that one store [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► huh that's weird [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► still they don't have never started [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► selling half they never sell anything [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► they don't even sell you know the mark [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► of a store is if you don't sell happen [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► to have do you sell balsa wood rubber [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► band powered airplanes [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► this place has neither they don't [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► invested that used to be a standard oh [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► my goodness remember that you just walk [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► in somewhere to get a comic book you [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► could get you could get out you get some [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► bazooka joe you get up also an airplane [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► that things don't last that's a good [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► thing to keep in stock because you're [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► gonna need like several of those I [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► always the negotiations I had with my [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► dad [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► where can I get this comic book can i [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► get to comic books which he would [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► generally shut down and then at the [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► point of purchase at the cash register [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► can I get this balsa wood airplanes and [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► a bad you know a balsa wood airplanes at [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► the time or what [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► fifty cents 25 you're probably in these [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► 35-cent range for comics at that point [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► comes with it feels like for all of my [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► youth and comics it was always marvel [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► comics always thirty-five cents you know [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► and I feel like one of those that you're [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► gonna get maybe maybe fifty cents for [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► displaying 50 cents for a plane and you [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► know and depending on his mood I might [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► get a comic book and a balsa-wood [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► airplane and then I would immediately [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► you know we had a the neighborhood kids [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► had a piece of plywood on a couple of [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► sawhorses that we used as a as a [TS]

00:10:04 ◼   ► aircraft carrier for balsa wood [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► airplanes nice so that you wouldn't [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► throw it you'd actually wind up and then [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► sit on its wheels at one end of this [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► piece of plywood and it would run off [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► and flying that my greatest triumph [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► probably in my life [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► yeah was one time i set a playoff it [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► went up in the air looped around and [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► came back and landed on the same piece [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► of plywood that's that's a Black Swan [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► you don't see that every day and weekend [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► performance characteristics those were [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► very uneven oh my god i was about twenty [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► percent of the time they were just [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► plummet into the groundbreaking [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► immediately immediately is that like [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► even if you got you have to get the we [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► have to figure out the peculiarities to [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► able to make the lingo what angle to [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► make the tail fin go and then by the [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► time you figure that out it was broken [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► it was broken right but i did this and [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► all the kids it was one of those things [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► that sometimes you see on the internet [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► now where some kid hits a three point [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► shot from 40 feet away whatever it is [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► some amazing skateboard trip and trick [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► and all of his friends all drop to their [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► knees in incredulity and what I scored [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► this balsa wood flight you know you know [TS]

00:11:12 ◼   ► what can you do except flop on the [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► ground [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► yeah and make the universal sound which [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► is oh they're probably still talking [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► about today I've never I've never going [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► to reach those heights again [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► what can i what could i do now where [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► everybody would drop to their knees and [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► go all em think about it what what what [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► could you possibly do where first of all [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► where would you ever be with you were [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► there with five friends [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► yeah and then secondly what are you [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► getting at google chat or something and [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► just be like just just drop some google [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► chat science on people [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► ya know what what what am I gonna do I'm [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► not gonna hit a baseball out of a part [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► of a park [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► you'd have to warm up a lot i used to be [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► able to do that hit a baseball hard [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► nice to be a hitter I was a header so [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► right oh yeah yeah i had the highest [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► average on my team for a while because I [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► didn't play very much for playing the [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► numbers you Merlin was the star hitter [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► ipad 764 a while [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► the thing is I didn't play very much and [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► I wasn't good they couldn't catch the [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► ball [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► uh-huh yeah I'm very sympathetic to my [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► daughter's desire to avoid activity [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► especially team sports and it drives my [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► wife crazy [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► this should be there I should be there [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► pulling say hey you know it's good you [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► know you should do brownies you should [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► do soccer you should do all the things [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► you know because character [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► yeah but I'm like all I think it's like [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► a God's having to go somewhere where an [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► outfit and sit in the Sun on a bench and [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► like and and then just be envious of [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► everyone he and his entire that's that's [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► my bio he and Annie and and Madeline [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► feels like it is important to build [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► character for a child to be a [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► slept around and been put through [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► childhood ringer that's a very it's a [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► very good question and we actually are [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► not so far off on this what we do [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► realize is that i mean not to not to [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► beat this into the ground but i have an [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► ongoing concern about the incursion of [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► institutions into like my child's free [TS]

00:13:12 ◼   ► time for my child's childtime really [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► and even though she's only she's about [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► to finish second grade but you know if [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► she did her homework really well-liked [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► and it did the spelling and the [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► assignment all that she would have a [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► half an hour a day to be a kit [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► really yeah how do we get em how do we [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► get our children out of this [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► how do we get to let them achieve escape [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► velocity from this madness Miner's [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► Daughter that's a great question i think [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► there are I think there are probably a [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► couple ways and I think well I think the [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► one that's here's the thing [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► first of all I mean I i have had a [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► feeling this would be true with reading [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► and it definitely in my kit much as case [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► turned out to be true with reading which [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► is like if your child is very interested [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► in something whether that's a cartoon [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► show or minecraft or princesses or [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► whatever the if they're interested they [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► will learn to read a lot faster [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► I think this is a kind of pseudo [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► documented thing like if your kid is [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► just you know if you just put with all [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► respect I know you love the dick and [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► Janes if you put like perfunctory books [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► in front of your kid is gonna feel like [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► school but if they're very like [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► incentivized they will learn to read the [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► part of it is finding finding a cart [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► that you can hook that horse too and it [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► won't mind [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► mm so in some cases that's just running [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► around the park the other thing is and [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► this is again something Louie CK said i [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► think i mentioned here before suddenly [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► ck said a few years ago that when i [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► heard it before i had a kid i giggled [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► but now it's true you know you know you [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► know the reason you can't have that you [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► can't have that because you wanted you [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► know what you have to do that you have [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► to do that because you don't want to do [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► it so my feeling is almost done [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► my feeling is for stuff like let's go [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► take a walk after dinner [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► that's a good pseudo forcing thing [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► meeting to like five years of scouts or [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► whatever like a not so much because they [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► you know they should get a chance to [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► have those preferences sometimes but the [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► thing is our kids bounce back so if we [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► for sure going to walk after dinner [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► which can be a lovely thing to do you [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► know that is a nice thing to do [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► the nice cool you know spring air chance [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► of having a good time that she doesn't [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► want to go back [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► yeah just how it works but so I think [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► it's a combination of figuring out you [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► know and I'm not just saying this to be [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► like some stupid liberal parent of our [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► time but i think it's true for any time [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► when you figure out what your kids [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► interested in and then let them discover [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► it more on their own [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► that's all the incentive they need apart [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► from the things you force them to do [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► what you want to do when you go 400 [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► after-dinner walk with your family doing [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► your wife hold hands [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► uh no sometimes yeah that sometimes it's [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► not it's no it's not a typical thing I [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► don't think you do that to your old well [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► i was just that reason i ask i was 'just [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► driving here and I saw a couple walking [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► along in silence both what kind of [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► frowny faces walking along the street [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► with strange strip of the road where [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► I've seldom see anyone walking holding [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► hands [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► they both have brown faces on they [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► weren't talking to each other they were [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► just walking but holding hands and I was [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► like me holding hands [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► that's a that's a way of expressing [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► affection for another person or just [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► letting the no world know that you're [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► chained together for eternity here we [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► are here we are I can't get this other [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► person off of me [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► mhm but it was it was you know it it's [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► almost like everyone's like you're both [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► holding the plunger for the explosive [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► device and you don't want the other [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► person to get it exclusively you know [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► how uh huh [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► like who just assume assume there's a [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► plunger in there okay [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► contact walking down the street oh i see [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► i was thinkin toilet plunger not be [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► adorable [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► wow that's a real commitment i don't [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► want to do this you don't want to do [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► this let's do this together fork fork [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► Fork [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► yeah you borrow that like at a gas [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► station to go to the bathroom we keep it [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► and that becomes a temple for your [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► relationship [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► alright because that was the key to the [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► bathroom was on the blender [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah I feel like the I feel [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► like the number-one problem in my life [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► and I'm extending this to my life with [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► my child is that I don't get a early i [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► don't get up early enough i keep wanting [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► there to be 28 hour days and the reason [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► I want there to be 28 hour days is that [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► I want to get up at eleven 1030 [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► and then I want to have access to an [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► entire day and I feel like if you got up [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► at if you were one of those parents that [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► took your kids to swim swimming and got [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► up at five in the morning I don't know [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► how people do it where is the time to do [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► all these things because when in the in [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► the afternoons we do one thing as you're [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► saying and then it's it's 220 o'clock or [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► something i know you know i guess i [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► don't understand how others i don't know [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► how other people do it and when i was [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► when i was young it seemed like days [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► just stretched into eternity right and [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► now I wake up I go downstairs I sit on [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► the couch i have a cup of coffee and [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► many and of course you take a little nap [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► then yeah yeah and then you get up you [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► make a peanut butter sandwich and it's [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► fucking 1130 i completely agree i [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► completely agree [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► what are you supposed to do I mean and I [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► keep honestly I cannot accept I cannot [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► accept 24-hour days and I keep feeling [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► that they keep rebelling against them in [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► my spirit and saying this is outrageous [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► how can you Limit a day to 24 hours why [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► is the is the is the earth getting [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► closer to the Sun is that what is that [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► there's definitely some compression [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► going on because I feel the same way and [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► and part of it is for me and I don't [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► want to just say it's a matter of [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► getting older all that that's certainly [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► a factor but it takes more time to kind [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► of ramped up to where I want to be and [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► for me to get ramped up to where i want [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► to be i get about a half hour starting [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► around two men my sugar rapidly drops [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► and i'm basically ready to just watch TV [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► and go to sleep [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► yeah and that if that let me ask this is [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► a question for the physicists in our [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► audiences if the earth started spinning [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► faster would the clocks also start [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► spinning faster i think this is due to [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► relativity well I think it's probably [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► relativity it's by a little bit of [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► science I think I think what happens is [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► though even if you're measuring tools [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► are changing to you know I'm saying [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► right go on go on [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► well I'm just saying if the earth is [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► changing well with with regards to [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► rotation or or sun placement or you know [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► becoming slightly oblong I don't know [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► the exact reasons but the thing is how [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► would you know how could you know [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► because maybe your tools maybe your [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► tools [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► nuh-uh changed as well no this is my [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► question if clock started going faster [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► would we retain our perception of how [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► old or how long days used to be right [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► when we maintain some kind of autonomy [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► from this or would what if our day is [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► what if our days are only a millisecond [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► longer and we don't know it [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► whoa right yeah right right but so I've [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► been noticing that Orion appears to be [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► lower and lower in the sky all the time [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► like it's like it's just slipping a [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► little bit [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► oh yeah like out of the out of the [TS]

00:20:05 ◼   ► firmament I look up and I'm like wait a [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► minute that's not where you are [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► that's not where you bland interesting [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► that's an interesting thing and I'm i [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► see no I'm not an astronomer but but [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► it's interesting to me that like you [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► know first of all Orion is the one [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► constellation I can almost always find [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► this could be an availability heuristic [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► i'm finding a ryan a lot easier than I [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► would like [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► I think maybe it had some kind of [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► promotion maybe it's got special offers [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► by amazon but there's something where I [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► feel like I'm seeing too much Orion you [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► feel like it's a Promoted Tweet or it's [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► a it's something that's been don't even [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► know how how would I even know pumped up [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► in your timeline [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► well I feel like I would know because i [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► have marked marked it in my imaginary [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► space place you know what it in in my in [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► my terrarium when I lay back and look up [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► at my terrarium yeah there it is [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► belongs in a certain place so I'm afraid [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► that there might be some acceleration [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► happening and and we are just were [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► separated from it [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► maybe maybe it's all the jumping up in [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► the air i do with every time I jump up [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► in the air the earth like I'm somehow [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► become detached from the earth long [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► enough for me to notice that time is [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► accelerating whoa huh [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► I maybe I should stop jumping up in the [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► air maybe I should just submit to a [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► bounded miss what if you could only [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► become aware of these my new changes in [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► the time that you itself uh look um mode [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► it faded up into the air on your own [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► what if that was your your single moment [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► of clarity with the amount of time that [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► you could propel yourself into the air [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► mean what if we learned that all inside [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► could only come from jumping in the air [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► I'm not talking about I'm not having [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► about gliding i'm not talking about [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► space kites [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► yeah i'm not talking about playing [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► playing parachuting I'm saying you've [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► got you gotta do it in and you know what [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► i'm going to say trampoline is is [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► cheating the universe would know right [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► right no you have to you have to [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► actively and independently resist [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► gravity it's like the matrix because we [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► don't even know what gravity is bro [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► nobody really knows so maybe gravity is [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► just like an inhibited it's an inhibitor [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► it's like it's like a governor on on one [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► of those u-haul trucks [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► yeah it's a governor right you can't get [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► you can't go faster than 55 miles an [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► hour unless you jump em I'm I'm not [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► saying I'm not saying this is like [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► canonical science [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► well I mean is there really such a thing [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► yeah thank you [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► maybe the canonical I can't be science I [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► share that I'm sure that more spiritual [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► ality at that point right or literature [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► there's a lot of there's a lot of [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► spirituality and what we're saying [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► absolutely i think i think more people [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► more people need to get with that I have [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► faith [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► I seriously do have faith that I'm gonna [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► be able to accomplish a 28-hour day one [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► day faith gets a bad rap because it gets [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► closely associated with the jesus and [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► that's fine for what it is or the whole [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► idea of God writ large trouble if you [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► can have faith about lots of things that [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► you have any evidence for I guess it [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► could be a kind of magical thinking I [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► prefer to think of it as spiritual [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► thinking I had a question the other day [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► let's say I was in the abu dhabi airport [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► ok and i wanted to buy at Alice man of [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► some kind of expensive jewelry store i [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► wanted to buy some commemorative [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► necklace and let's say I was walking [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► through the abu dhabi airport like if [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► you're walking through the Vatican City [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► Airport they got an airport that's a [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► little airport he go to Rome [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► well sure but if you would go to Rome if [TS]

00:23:43 ◼   ► you can't afford to fly out of Vatican [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► City I Saints bespoke right red and it's [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► like if you have to ask is there an [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► airport in Vatican City there isn't one [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► each can't afford it i think but let's [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► say I'm walking through the Vatican City [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► Airport and I'm and i bought a little [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► that's a bottle of [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► religious icon in the shape of a cross [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► mhm and let's say I encounter a cardinal [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► right we're waiting for our flight [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► it'sit's southwest right so we're gonna [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► there's no way sorry lineup and yeah [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► there's gonna be a little tussling right [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► we're both in group 2 i'm like a [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► cardinal miter miter miter miter filson [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► bag miter miter up [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► uh-huh well let's say I'm outlets have [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► been in Vatican City long enough that [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► I've gotta that I've gotta crook'd staff [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► ok right but I put some jingles on it so [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► it's a good it's a jingle staff and but [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► I want this I want this little a cross [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► imbued with some religiosity and blue [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► imbued with some magic [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► mmm if I turn to the Cardinal is a [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► cardinal would you bless my little [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► talents man because i'm gonna give it to [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► some I'm gonna give it to my daughter as [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► a protector or against the unknown the [TS]

00:24:59 ◼   ► dark arts and right well I i don't know [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► but i think that a cardinal could go to [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► dominate spirit to sink to on it right [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► and then it would be more magical may be [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► imbued it right yeah yeah yeah no I mean [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► it said not unlike what you might call a [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► blessing and I suspect that they have [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► once you reach the level of Cardinals [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► it's probably like a free buffet like [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► you can you can imbue or charm or [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► blessed probably as many things as you [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► want you could probably accept gratuity [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► for it [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► sure right let's say I slipped him a [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► five and I say put a little bit of put a [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► little mojo on this little but let's say [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► you put some English on it yeah right [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► and then i can give this little cross to [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► my kid and who knows what it will [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► protect against you there's no again no [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► control group but better to have it the [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► not write better to have a deathbed [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► conversion sure then to nothing to just [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► go into the unknown and maybe you maybe [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► you die in here like brouhaha was like [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► Pascal said you know I piss on a spark [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► plug if I thought it'd do any good [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► alright pretty small it's not anything [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► you know who's hurting [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► well so this is what is what i'm asking [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► i do not know enough [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► about Islam to know if I'm in the abu [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► dhabi airport and i buy some sort of [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► talents man that has a little glyph on [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► it if I see an imam walking through the [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► airport which I surely would [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► hmm can I walk up to the Imam and say [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► put a little English or a little Arabic [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► on this little guy right give me some [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► give me some olive power or is that not [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► a thing that they do because it seems [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► like there it seems like Islam as is [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► more like not into witchcraft telling [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► almost get an autograph from God exactly [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► right like you're this you're worried a [TS]

00:26:54 ◼   ► little bit sounds like if I hear you're [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► saying like would it work [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► first of all let's talk in terms of you [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► know efficacy can I get in a mom to [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► place my cliff but also its is it [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► socially acceptable in the abu dhabi [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► airport to walk up to 2 and mom and ask [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► for some kind of us like a you know a [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► guardian leviosa some kind of give me a [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► spell gimme a charm here Yeah Yeah Yeah [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:27:13 ◼   ► if you even mom this is what I don't [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► know about Islam if your mom lays hands [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► on a glyph does it imbue and I think [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► it's a lot like Harry Potter I i bet i [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► bet we are models right we are we are no [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► you didn't read this in the end when [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► you're in a brig on a ship you read [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► Harry Potter when you're in a ship jail [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► I feel like I was living in a closet [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► yeah and ilu cupboard under the stairs [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► yeah their work for that was yeah i was [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► in a I was it wasn't it wasn't so much [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► like Harry Potter I was no I was in a [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► bureau i was in a row i walked into B [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► into the bureau going to the wardrobe [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► and you get a fur coat and there was [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► some kind of lying in there and I had [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► nothing to do nowhere to go to and they [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► were 45 Harry Potter books in the in [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► this in this wardrobe and I you know I [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► consumed them [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► yeah so I have enough have enough [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► knowledge that if somebody if somebody [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► uses the word model i can I could not [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► knowing like to go haha yes right if [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► somebody says that the red wedding [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► uh-huh no yeah [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► and winter dress code or door right I [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► get it I get it [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► uh I know what you mean and the thing is [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► that you want to be careful it is a lot [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► like their moms you with all due respect [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► to the horse community you don't want to [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► go head-to-head with harry potter people [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► i know there's no I mean my things I'm [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► very late to harry potter semi harry [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► potter jokes are already like 15 years [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► old and I just don't know it yet [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► sure you know what i mean but it's a lot [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► but here's what we do know as you get [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► further into the books you get into like [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► you know 345 you get into understanding [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► and got the ministry of magic and then [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► part of the job of the ministry of magic [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► you take somebody like Arthur Weasley [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► his job is to look at stuff that's [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► happening in with the Mughals we gotta [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► keep this copacetic [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► we need to make sure that they don't [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► find out too much about what the [TS]

00:29:03 ◼   ► wizarding world is up to know your [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► that's a lot like islam i think i may [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► not not in a bad way but it but in that [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► you know you wouldn't walk up to [TS]

00:29:11 ◼   ► Dumbledore in the Vatican airport and [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► ask him ask you to bless your wand you [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► know what I mean I well I do I'm my [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► problem with harry potter i know you [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► just said you said do not go up against [TS]

00:29:23 ◼   ► the harry potter people up to you buddy [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► but I hear you're gonna get some else [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► but whatever thing is Quidditch is in a [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► real game footage is this should just be [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► a quarterly segment on the show my [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► daughter was explaining how quick is not [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► actually bullshit but i don't buy her [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► explanation of it i still think it's [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► bullshit if you play chutes and ladders [TS]

00:29:42 ◼   ► you know what's gonna happen right you [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► go down the you go down the chute if you [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► roll the dice wrong or whatever I for [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► having played chutes and ladders in a [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► long time [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► well like like you like Candyland well [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► actually we have a way that we play [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► we've added some some some strategies [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► the consequences all know you have a [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► consequence the only way i can have been [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► able to bear candyland since she was [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► about to was to ask some strategy to it [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► which I have done se but it's still [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► largely game of chance but i but i but I [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► take your meaning exactly [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► yeah and it seems to me that Quidditch [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► is like sort of like watching the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► television show Lost we're going to find [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► a solution of character makes any sense [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► you can enjoy [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► yeah right like that's precisely it like [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► everybody's chasing around chasing [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► around and really all it is about [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► catching this little ball and if you [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► catch the little ball it's my [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► understanding that if you catch this is [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► where my daughter schooled me where [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► going on the other day and she told me I [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► was telling her about which is bullshit [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► which we always talk about it she says [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► no actually it's not because it's my [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► understanding was soon as you keep your [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► secret catches the snitch two things [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► happen you get a hundred fifty points in [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► the game is over right [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► what she's telling me and I'm do again [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► right my daughter not me but she says no [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► but here's the thing if the other side [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► has gotten like 250 points but hasn't [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► gotten the snitch cotton I i don't know [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► i don't i didn't know you could put up [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► those kinds of numbers but apparently [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► it's like cricket right like Premier Li [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► cricket was like a month because of the [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► games or 40 years long [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► yeah yeah well apparently includes the [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► game can go on so long that you can [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► actually go and train new people who [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► don't know about quidditch to be [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► replacement by the time the end of the [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► game comes around but so side to let's [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► say let's say slytherin is up to their [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► up to 250 points right catching the [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► little no no no they got they got the [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► bludger and they've been putting [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► legitimate quidditch points on the [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► quidditch board and then fucking harry [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► potter comes along he catches the snitch [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► guess what happens two things number one [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► boom hundred fifty points number 2 game [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► ends [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► trouble is I yeah okay the game ends [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► automatically whether a catch the flying [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► the wind ball [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► yeah that game is over whether you want [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► it to be or not exactly so if that's [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► true and I don't really care whether it [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► is because the game still bullshit that [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► that it makes it interesting strategic [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► it becomes a little bit like cricket or [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► one of those terrible games of football [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► we try to run down the clock right [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► that's the worst if you're watching the [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► football and you get in the other teen [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► and I don't do that anymore because of [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► you know timers and stuff but it used to [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► be you just do like the [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► not really gonna try and the clock would [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► run down that you run the Heisman over [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► and over here on that run a Heisman or [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► Flickr yeah you do flickr absolutely so [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► i don't know i don't know this has to do [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► with Islam but I imagine there are rules [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► that are hard for any model to [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► understand outside the community [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► well I've never see I don't even [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► understand all the rules of Catholicism [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► but at least within Catholicism makeup [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► box you can look it up do they have [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► well I can read the books i think there [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► but also you know there's a lot of [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► signifying that happens with the hats [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► right you look at you look at a Catholic [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► Cubs a priest of some kind and and it's [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► the end the vestments tell the tale [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► right the taller the hand the the the [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► longer the chat [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► yeah there you go I don't know i'll [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► holler the Hat the bigger the bigger the [TS]

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00:35:35 ◼   ► yeah right its yeah the thicker than [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► nicker the mat so i but but within Islam [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► it seems like there's a lot of there's [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► more of a sort of humility action where [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► the Imams are not as they get bigger as [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► they get more influential they don't put [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► gold braid on their shoulder pads [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► hmm it's just all like Jonathan Jonathan [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► Pryce on Game of Thrones like he's like [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► he's a big gun no spoilers he's a big [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► gun in this religious cult but he still [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► dresses you know like like a hobo [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► that's part of the thing he's wearing a [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► gunnysack he's wearing a gunnysack he's [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► not gonna have a gunnysack with epaulets [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► now we're actually pretty smart look and [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► if you if you're if you're looking at [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► like Orthodox rabbis em it the longer [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► the beard the quitter that like the [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► greater the weird longer the beard the [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► the greater the weird [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► yeah mm right like so you can tell the [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► big-time rabbis for the most part by the [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► great [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► miss of the beard and the way the curly [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► sideburns if you get a big long curly [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► sideburns that means you've been in the [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► game for a while is assuming you don't [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► have extensions muscle right well you [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► see a lot of young guys with my kids and [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► supporting some serious and then they [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► got the little got the Cyclops uh [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► packets on their head that's got a [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► prayer in it is that right yeah well be [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► nailed to the door and nobody else I'd [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► like to thank God know that yet they [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► killed the lamb so don't hurt my kid [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► yeah it gets a little confusing to me [TS]

00:37:08 ◼   ► there to think about this [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► why is this day different from all other [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► days monday am i right [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► yeah the other thing to think about is [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► and I I don't wanna I don't wanna get in [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► trouble [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► I think we're already in trouble okay [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► think think about another recently [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► minted pseudo religious movement that [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► started in let's say the fifties or [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► sixties ah that came along that involves [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► free stress tests in boats right let's [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► say for the sake of parties can meet [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► this could be a lot of different modern [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► religious movements sure what we what we [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► know about that well the answer is [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► officially not much and that's the point [TS]

00:37:43 ◼   ► because you gotta move up to your levels [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► Yeah Yeah Yeah right but you're a winner [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► or to your one or two you're basically [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► writing checks you get to level three [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► and stuff starts to happen and then you [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► get that level where you wear your eyes [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► will blow out if you're not ready to [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► read it well so what happens if you get [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► up to 33 third level 30 third level [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► right you get the apron they push off a [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► cliff [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► ok but the banking machine and then you [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► realize that its foes it's always been [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► the photos [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► yeah all the way down and there but the [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► thing is if I bump into a 33rd degrees [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► let's say for instance member of this [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► religion that is based on science sure [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► am I gonna know is there going to be [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► something where there where they've got [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► like a the sides of their hair is white [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► sort of like Jimmy to fish or whatever [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► okay or is it a thing where their [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► eyebrows get really hectic or talking [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► about like from the spice something [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► happens when there's an accumulation of [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► something whether that thatthat's hair [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► or the spice or wisdom or or various [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► info powers but something [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► that will show you that this person's [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► they've been in the shit yeah right some [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► some kind of a like a like Sheen to [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► their coat or a brightness in their eyes [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► or their teeth and gums look good like a [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► clown nose cold nose some way to [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► identify a high-ranking member of this [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► particular a knowledge that's right [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► that's a really good question that is [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► what I'm interested in I understand [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► hierarchical systems is what I'm saying [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► and in situations where where Jonathan [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► prices in a gunnysack yeah you can tell [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► at least no spoilers right but you can [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► tell he is that the most humbly dressed [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► and so even there [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► there's a system in place where you can [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► say the old guy in the gunnysack is top [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► dog was this is the couple of a [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► carpenter [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► yeah exactly right he's beyond his [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► humility and all you pull Gandhi like [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► that the guy in the underwear right over [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► here he's the head guy [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► yeah over here they got no soup yeah [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► yeah this guy over here not me not me so [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► yeah exactly like Gandhi's wearing [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► homespun diaper he could he could afford [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► nicer ones he could afford a lot nicer [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► ones he could have you ever seen that [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► picture of a young Gandhi when he was a [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► lawyer in South Africans incredibly [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► handsome wearing a three-piece suit with [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► the tall tall collared shirt he looks [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► tremendous he looks like somebody that [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► could work for chase bank who got a can [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► it looks tremendous he does look [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► tremendous he's very handsome young man [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► it was a Hindu John I mean as far as we [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► know [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► yes ok let's say yes ok ok let's say yes [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► for the sake of our but it could be a [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► really throws a loop when you think you [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► think about the guy in the underwear [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► with the crowds and then you find out [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► that you know he was like he was he was [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► a lawyer you know right John that you [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► can't be a lawyer in a diaper for [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► Michael the great Morrissey songs but uh [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► but but still it's it's very interesting [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► she pushed him in 120 the team's 220 [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► zzz's all decked out in in western wear [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► western wear [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► maybe not like John Travolta but yeah [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► what Western Western Wear yeah he's got [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► the Lariat basically Ricky going to [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► mickey's [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► but my my my feeling is that you've got [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► to be able to look at a cleric and [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► recognize some quality in them like [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► David Koresh had the darkest sunglasses [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► Oh Jim Jones dark sunglasses dark [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► sunglasses yes i did he had a big chair [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► then you have a big wicker chair like to [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► sit in Jim Jones had a big chair I don't [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► think David there wasn't room in the inn [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► David crashes compound for a big chair [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► hmm but he did have like a virgin to [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► flowering bed [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► ok something to to communicate to [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► everybody that he's the big wheel [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► ok ok and so that's where that's where I [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► get lost like like I walk around I walk [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► around with a kind of tempo where you [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► under that's right it's all about tempo [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► tempo in my religion is not even a meter [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► it's it's a temple you gotta you gotta [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► you gotta groove [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► yeah if you see me walking around you'll [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► notice that i have a that I have a tempo [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► which communicates that I am the leader [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► of my Colt that's true and you would be [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► able to pick me out of a crowd got 40 [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► people walking around in a big circle [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► let's say right I'll I see what you're [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► saying and you'd say you'd look around [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► you'd be like it's just a bunch of [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► undifferentiated people walking in a [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► circle right but Dad that's not actually [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► the case that's right then you would say [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► there's one person's got a little bit [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► different tempo felt that way about [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► robert de niro walking around in the EMT [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► uniforms in heat right before he steals [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► the ambulance i'm thinking you know what [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► you totally know that's fucking robert [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► de niro yeah you're not gonna mistake [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► that guy for just an ambulance driver [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► no he's not and he's he's at least a [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► paramedic [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► this is the thing about movies that's [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► fake yeah it's true right it's like quit [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► you get people to come in there and [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► pretend there's somebody else [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► yeah there's a lot there's a lot of [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► similarities here's the other thing now [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► this is I think this is showing the [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► wizarding world i'm almost positive this [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► is true in the science religion from the [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► fifties here's the thing and I'm [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► wondering now i have to tell you as I [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► sit here today I'm wondering is this [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► true of all religions Wizarding or [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► otherwise you get a certain idea about [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► what this thing is you go to vacation [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► bible school you make things with [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► popsicle sticks they pour water on your [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► head [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► you get to drink some wine 5 10 15 years [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► ago by you're just moving up a you know [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► just a little curve you're learning more [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► about your well your knowledge your [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► deepen your knowledge of well-known [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► topics [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► the thing is as far as i know in [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► Christianity there's not a day when they [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► say okay let's say what's really going [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► on here right you don't reach a certain [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► level where you've tied enough to get [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► behind the curtain you become a six or [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► seven in Jesus and you move up in it [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► they say no no this is actually you know [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► actually it's all about lizard people [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► well we don't know though we don't know [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► is I've never been there [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► I when you're when you go into the [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► Cathedral in Sevilla and they come out [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► from behind the gold tower a witch all [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► the big churches have right they're [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► gonna have a gold tower m and the [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► priests don't come walking down the [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► aisle like they're getting married a [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► float [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► no they don't and they're not coming up [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► on a dumbwaiter they're coming out there [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► coming out from behind the gold tower [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► you don't know what's back there could [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► be no it could be jealous though it [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► could be a giant book that says it's all [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► about the lizard people [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► uh-huh right right right it's like when [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► somebody gets when somebody just knocked [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► in the gift shrunk right you don't not [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► this is dangerous information not [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► everybody can know about this [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► it's why the the election for the US [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► president happens on November third hmm [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► but they don't swear min until january [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► fifteenth or whatever because that's the [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► amount of time you can pour off the [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► drives [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► no no no they're taking them to area 51 [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► they're taken 40 stories down into the [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► into the underground caverns and they're [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► introducing him to gleep glop and [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► they're saying all right now you're the [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► president you gotta know Glee Club be [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► Club lo abri proper food and the [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► president's like shit [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► people can't know about this and all the [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► generals with the braids on your hats [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► are like that's right [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► yep but what if one clip clop is just a [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► cover story like what if the area 51 [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► so what's called that's right like what [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► if that is the plausible cover story [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► with something that's actually much more [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► fucked up that's what I'm saying it's [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► glip glops all the way down you [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► going to me clip clop and they go you [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► know what now you're no t1 welcome [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► because I hold the soup cans [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► it's about to get really fucking weird [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► that's how it happens all the time the [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► first Rolling Stone you meet his bill [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► wyman and you feel like shit that's from [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► that book the five Rolling Stones you [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► meet in heaven [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► yeah this is bye-bye just I mean a [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► rolling stone holy shit you fall on the [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► ground you're like whoa it's like Lana [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► skateboard tricks that you say to your [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► friends holy shit guess what I got to [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► meet one of the rolling stones and you [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► go holy shit wasn't making out no no I [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► was a key [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► no Charlie no no it wasn't Roger Waters [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► no chuckles was it it was alignment I [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► got to meet got to meet my summer [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► rainbow and then you realize like a [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► little while ago that you go that's [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► pretty cool [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► that's that's right is he still in the [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► band no no I haven't been in the band [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► since the night now it's not the band [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► anymore but that's cool you got to meet [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► him [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► that's that's that's nice but why was [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► gonna make the nineties look like the [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► six but that's the thing you can get me [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► Manzarek left hand [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► yeah alright that's the bass player of [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► the band you uniquely plop your 40 [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► stories under the desert haha and you're [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► like shit i'm the president of the [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► United States just sitting there sipping [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► Sun tea watching his stories on TV [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► yeah but clip clubs that's got a [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► teleprompter inside of his heads up [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► display and an eyeball little feedback [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► and he's like hold on hold on hold on [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► I'm gonna get a message from the big [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► transmitter in the sky but really it's [TS]

00:46:59 ◼   ► three guys in a room on the 43rd floor [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► right there like club years with tell [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► the president [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► okay right right right everything you [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► had get plus true i'm not only one of my [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► kind i totally came here in the fifties [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► bleep blop blip club and they went to [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► tell him until he's ready right this is [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► the whole basis of the system but what [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► does the system inside the system [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► what if there's a Wizarding World inside [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► the what there's any mom calling from [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► inside the Imam and what a bleep blorp [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► clip-clop clip-clop is just the tip of [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► the iceberg [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► he has to be right because somewhere I [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► mean clocks the one they dropped off [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► right right they don't drop off the big [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► baby he could be the Zeppo of his planet [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► exactly right and they might have [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► frankly they might have been like we [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► gotta get sleep off of the ship uh below [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► okay fine don't take off your gloves not [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► here no like not but we gotta do pull a [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► Martian on it right just leaving behind [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► let him go figure out how to grow stuff [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► inside the spaceship [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► this is the thing about space Mussolini [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► he makes the ship's run on time [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► that's so true and it's good i'm not [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► back from butterfly collector all of a [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► sudden he's 45 stories down under area [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► 51 with dandelions [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► Oh God glee club and I think so this is [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► ian is an eldritch figure do you think [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► is he is he is he is he's a terrifying [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► like old gods kind of otherworldly [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► characters you got a cute you think this [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► is the thing about greatest the gaseous [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► is a gaseous form where they gotta put [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► like Groucho glasses on him to even [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► likes think he has a face now I think [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► he's a gray who because there's just too [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► much evidence that the greater real [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► right everybody everybody sees the same [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► gray except sometimes they're skinny and [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► sometimes they're not [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► sometimes they're cute and sometimes [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► they're not sometimes they have they [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► appear underneath the bed and sometimes [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► there they don't write sometimes they [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► come they come walking down a big [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► platform but there's a consistency you [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► could do you can make a little kids [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► animation flipbook out of your notebook [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► with all random different pictures of [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► glee clubs from history and then we [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► pretty much look like a little cartoon [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► sometimes they're very tall they're [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► usually narrow they got the big eyes big [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► eyes big heads [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► yeah Finley bodies sometimes they're [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► holding hands like without row i don't [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► think they have any home-improvement [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► blogs got a blog or going to tell you [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► about the different charities that you [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► can get and it's not surprising to me [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► that there's UFO cult that may actually [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► makes a lot of sense it's the chemtrails [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► cults that are the better the ones that [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► make sense [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► maryland yeah i have had ice yeah i got [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► called by a good friend the other day [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► this guy have known for years he called [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► me a chem trails denialist [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► I hadn't even heard the terms a nihilist [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► i really liked it but he was like your [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► chem trails denialist and I was like [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► you're a smart guy are you telling me [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► that your chem trails affirmative just [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► yeah right and he was like someone stop [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► shot of that he was like there's just [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► too much evidence that they're coming us [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► and I said there is zero evidence [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► they're coming us it's a lot like [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► Twitter this is the thing is a lot like [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► Twitter I mean we're basically somebody [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► keeps saying the same incorrect thing [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► over and over and eventually it seems [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► true or at least plausible or at least [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► reportable because the same ding-a-lings [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► keep saying the same thing over and over [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► so now that's a story like like for [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► instance that Twitter is worth two [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► billion dollars or whatever it is that [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► what you're talking about wasn't making [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► a dual corn it's no I think Twitter is [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► worth more than that is it worth the [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► like 72 million d dollars 270 billion [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► dollars that's that was my that I think [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► that was the last valuation is the high [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► valuation job did you see did you see [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► what just happened to amazon.com know [TS]

00:50:46 ◼   ► what happened was on that came out with [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► some earnings report that's just as fake [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► as the old earnings report but all of a [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► sudden one day the value of the company [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► jumped 35 billion dollars my friend has [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► a theory about amazon that i think is [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► very interesting because you know they [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► never have big profits [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► my friend has a theory that they or just [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► a funny gasps the Amazon comes up with [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► whatever number they want to report for [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► his prophets squarely against the [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► revenue and they spend everything except [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► that amount so that they have some [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► amount that they can say that they that [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► they made i don't know i mean i'm not a [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► statistician but that makes a lot of [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► sense to me like they got to show some [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► money but they don't want to show too [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► much they want to keep that state triple [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► going but they got to show something [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► once i'm not sure what being an [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► aesthetician has to do with it but [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► already pop people's it's in a spa [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► oh you pop people's it's and they put it [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► on the internet and people watch that [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► shit is like ASMR day it is people [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► people sit and watch zit popping videos [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► for hours at a time i can see that when [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► I didn't actually see it that's [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► horrifying but i can see why that would [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► appeal to people i think they and they [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► say things like I just had a really hard [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► day at work and I want to come home and [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► just relax watch that watch some zit [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► popping hollow but my so this is the [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► thing if you go back and i don't know [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► why but I've been saying here's the [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► thing a lot more [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► lately and I feel like that's that was [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► our original way of talking to each [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► other but then that than that guy from [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► 30 rock took it and now i can I can't [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► even say what I don't think he's heavily [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► involved in that show [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► really he just shows up and read the [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► read the script [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► well you know we should save that for [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► another day but I think there's a kind [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► of podcast for somebody famous just sort [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► of shows up sort of like you [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► yeah well ah the Amazon earnings report [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► feels to me exactly like the what if I [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► went back in time but still had my [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► smartphone a daydream [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► oh we're like look if I start betting on [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► penny stocks because i'm googling [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► through through the time whole i'm able [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► to use google and I'm able to say it's [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► january third of 1954 what was the best [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► performing penny stock or your BF your [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► beef with the sports on the neck your [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► bit with the sports Almanac kind of kind [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► of right but you don't want to you don't [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► want to give away the the whole game [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► right if you're if you just if you're [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► the stock guy that's never wrong part of [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► being a hustler is losing a lot of first [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► that's right you got to lose and you got [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► it you got a periodically lose big [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► uh-huh so that everybody's like well [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► he's not that smart [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► hmm then little by little you're you're [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► you're actually win it big but certainly [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► opposite of being a tech analyst where [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► you get a couple things right at first [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► and then just wrong for 20 years [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► yeah or like made silver are well who [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► are you [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► we squeeze our he's no okay alright I'm [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► here with you know he's he's explained [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► why he got things wrong when he got it [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► wrong that's true i don't believe that [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► he's dishonest i believe that he's going [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► to know that is interesting this stuff [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► started with playing lots of online [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► poker if you start your career playing [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► online poker I'm gonna trust you [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► I'm gonna trust you intrinsically [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► because you stopped because and it's a [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► gentleman's game [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► that's true but but right now x in that [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► business so I feel like Amazon is doing [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► exactly what you say which is like we [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► are we're making so much money home [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► delivering toilet paper [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► that we have to do we have to give up [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► some numbers to throw people off the [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► scent to look like were flopping because [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► one day we're sinking sand bagging their [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► sandbag one day we're going to do it and [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► earnings report that's like a corrective [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► we're all of a sudden our company is [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► worth 35 billion more magic chips magic [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► earth monies yes 35 billion of them more [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► one day to account for the 20 years [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► we've been telling you that we've been [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► making no money at delivering toilet [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► paper or you know or or ruining the [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► publishing business [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► yeah so I mean I hate to start talking [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► about amazon in this town because [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► they're the defacto a government here [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► now if you walk around and you see [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► somebody with the top knot and you say [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► something bad about Amazon there's this [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► much opportunity as much chance that [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► they're going to have you dragged into [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► the bushes and and shown not glipglop [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► uh-huh but shown some because they've [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► never seen glee club either but shown [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► some thing some like what's gonna happen [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► is that all of a sudden when you go on [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► amazon it's going to say just because [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► you like this dildo [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► here's a list of 40 dildos and you're [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► like I didn't like it don't know why are [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► you doing this to me [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► stop hitting yourself exactly met you [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► know and you're trying to show you're [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► trying to show your kids or your or your [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► lady friend something that you want to [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► get on amazon for Christmas and on those [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► I'll does she still goes all the way [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► down [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► yeah and you're like shit no no why are [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► you doing this in somebody and some some [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► top top not amazon's like him [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► i'm sorry but i'm surprised to even [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► acknowledge you how are things going [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► with it in fact I don't derail you but [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► we have a lot more discuss about [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► Hogwarts but by the way today is the the [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts so [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► I was alright [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► oh yeah usually on lot a lot a lot of [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► good people were lost that day [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► what is OS may second so there are there [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► won't be any riots in seattle in a [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► second but we're going to ask how is my [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► oh how are things going with the the [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► white t people the wet t 00 is there any [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► I guess I'm asking is there any is there [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► changing any breakthroughs so about a [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► week ago I got off the elevator and the [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► entire hallway was filled with what [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► appeared to be children and then as I [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► got closer to them i realized that they [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► were let's call them teens and then I [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► was intermingle and then I was amongst [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► them they are clogging the hallway and [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► in the style of teens they have no no [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► awareness of anyone but themselves [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► yeah so they're not like clear a path [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► for this dinosaur whose strolling [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► through our midst [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► they're just like all milling around in [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► the hallway and I'm trying to win now [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► I'm lending and as I'm lending I realize [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► oh maybe these are teens maybe I'd [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► become that person who no longer can [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► distinguish you can tell you can't tell [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► now you get as you get good at telling [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► the age of somebody below 11 [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► yeah you get really bad at anybody who's [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► between let's say 18 and 40 so I look at [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► a kid you're absolutely right i look at [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► a kid now time like your four and three [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► quarters aren't you [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► I can get you can you you're like to [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► make a carnival you know what age that [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► kid is yeah and but you're inhibited in [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► saying to that child's parents although [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► you desperately want to show up the [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► skill your kids for three quarters isn't [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► it yeah but you don't say that to the [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► parents because if you are wrong boy [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► it is the kind of wrong you don't want [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► to be ya if the kid is three and you're [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► saying four and three-quarters there's [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► an implication that your child is [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► freakishly big or I mean you know you [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► want to think that's a compliment [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► uh-huh like oh wow your kids seems to be [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► a year now my experience including you [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► know just just being me I can find a way [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► to turn anything into an insult right [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► you're like is your kid for three [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► quarters and we can see that he's seven [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► you're like oh shit I'm sorry he's [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► really cute for his age seems to be [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► developing nicely 400m oculus haha but [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► but so I'm walking through this crowd [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► like are these kids 24 are they 16 I [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► can't tell the difference there here it [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► seems like without a chaperone so I [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► don't think they're 16 but I don't know [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► about modern teens maybe they're all [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► wandering around in groups of 14 out [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► like the Dutch they've all gotten so big [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► right but I but looking at their faces [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► I'm like so they're here they're they're [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► coming out of the tea place and they're [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► milling around in my hallway and you [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► know and there's a part of me that was [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► just like say hey wise up [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► first of all get out of my way second of [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► all wise up [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► it's smarter faster a butt and then they [TS]

00:59:02 ◼   ► all they all start to no one says okay [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► everybody come on [TS]

00:59:08 ◼   ► but they all start to move as a as it as [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► a pack all still chatting to one another [TS]