Roderick on the Line

Ep. 194: "Permanent Geranium Lake"


00:00:00   [Music] [TS]

00:00:04   hello I John I'm Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:09   uh-huh yeah really good [TS]

00:00:13   yeah very good crazy stuff oh yeah oh [TS]

00:00:16   god really oh god it's all it's all such [TS]

00:00:19   a struggle to find ya did you have a [TS]

00:00:21   crazy morning [TS]

00:00:23   oh I can get the kids out the door and [TS]

00:00:25   tumble out of bed stumble the kitchen [TS]

00:00:28   whoo wonder whatever happened to my life [TS]

00:00:31   yeah did you did you go downstairs and [TS]

00:00:33   drink a cup or did you wanna stretch [TS]

00:00:36   yeah try to come to life this shit did [TS]

00:00:40   you drink a cup of ambition that [TS]

00:00:42   composition [TS]

00:00:43   yeah just kind of just keeps going like [TS]

00:00:44   this doesn't beyond stretch don't don't [TS]

00:00:47   don't don't don't [TS]

00:00:48   mm oh she's just a song that we know of [TS]

00:00:52   as morning train which sounds a little [TS]

00:00:55   dirty was oh [TS]

00:00:57   originally I had never thought about [TS]

00:00:58   that interpretation but you know morning [TS]

00:01:01   train was really called 925 but they had [TS]

00:01:04   to change it for the US release which [TS]

00:01:06   also sounds dirty because dolly parton [TS]

00:01:08   already had a hit with 95 right if you [TS]

00:01:11   think about it almost everything sounds [TS]

00:01:12   dirty [TS]

00:01:13   yeah US release feel like I'm going to [TS]

00:01:16   start using both europe US release and [TS]

00:01:19   morning train just incorporate that into [TS]

00:01:22   my room into my pillow talk [TS]

00:01:24   that is funny isn't it this is this is [TS]

00:01:28   how the brain works you know [TS]

00:01:30   hey baby i'm i'm gonna have to change [TS]

00:01:31   this for the US release [TS]

00:01:33   mhm helping have a simultaneous [TS]

00:01:35   worldwide release [TS]

00:01:37   oh my goodness boy you're a couple of [TS]

00:01:40   ambition got blue here a little bit blue [TS]

00:01:42   you know you got a little blue last week [TS]

00:01:45   that was fun [TS]

00:01:46   do I get blue when you talk about some [TS]

00:01:48   things [TS]

00:01:49   yeah you know what yeah I don't know [TS]

00:01:51   finally off the internet cafĂ© have the [TS]

00:01:53   energy into it but i doubt you your [TS]

00:01:55   interest in the man's knowing the man's [TS]

00:01:57   parfum and then you followed him around [TS]

00:01:59   a little bit yeah the part form for [TS]

00:02:02   that's right that's right I did I did I [TS]

00:02:04   talked about some talked about some sex [TS]

00:02:06   sex things [TS]

00:02:07   yeah sex feelings really i read i read i [TS]

00:02:12   read a article on the internet this [TS]

00:02:14   morning about an artist anal dildo [TS]

00:02:16   company [TS]

00:02:17   we'll make bespoke modern uh dude I sure [TS]

00:02:23   you don't want to just be using an old [TS]

00:02:25   dryer model well either an old model of [TS]

00:02:28   its the things you don't want here's [TS]

00:02:30   what here's what you don't want you do [TS]

00:02:32   want an old building like a like one [TS]

00:02:35   from the past also hold world [TS]

00:02:37   craftsmanship yeah that's the kind of [TS]

00:02:39   you know that kind of burled wood dildo [TS]

00:02:42   of the 19th century which you don't want [TS]

00:02:44   is one of these sort of you know [TS]

00:02:46   mid-period dildos from the sixties [TS]

00:02:50   seventies eighties maybe early six you [TS]

00:02:52   mean like it like a japanese electronics [TS]

00:02:54   feel valued by like a Woolworth yeah you [TS]

00:02:56   know what that is one of those [TS]

00:02:57   inexpensive nothing nothing i'm going to [TS]

00:02:59   be ping pong but wakes you don't want [TS]

00:03:01   some kind of mid-market like LeBaron of [TS]

00:03:04   dildos [TS]

00:03:05   I think for a long time most dildos were [TS]

00:03:08   made out of the same material that super [TS]

00:03:10   balls were made out of interesting right [TS]

00:03:12   i think if you if you dropped one on the [TS]

00:03:14   ground it would it would the first time [TS]

00:03:16   it would bounce like six feet high and [TS]

00:03:17   higher than you'd expect [TS]

00:03:19   yeah it was that kind of marbled plastic [TS]

00:03:21   red-white-and-blue sort of marbled [TS]

00:03:22   plastic and that's not what you want now [TS]

00:03:25   not not a normal contemporary guide [TS]

00:03:29   wearing suspenders with the with a long [TS]

00:03:31   beard and the sides of his head shaved [TS]

00:03:33   is not going to use a superball dildo [TS]

00:03:35   when he could use one that's made out of [TS]

00:03:38   brass and steam gauges [TS]

00:03:41   uh-huh right look at Jules Verne device [TS]

00:03:44   exactly you want one that's gonna have [TS]

00:03:47   probably some tiles [TS]

00:03:48   hmm maybe it makes a pinging sound that [TS]

00:03:50   when you started up it goes [TS]

00:03:53   we are living here in Allentown all it [TS]

00:04:00   takes a lot to get started [TS]

00:04:02   22 yea right in the little below [TS]

00:04:04   flywheel start spinning oh yeah you know [TS]

00:04:07   I think if I were gonna have a steampunk [TS]

00:04:11   dildo [TS]

00:04:12   I think I would be looking for something [TS]

00:04:13   that was looking at probably large [TS]

00:04:15   machine [TS]

00:04:16   yeah we're like like the size of like a [TS]

00:04:19   box fan maybe bigger well and the drives [TS]

00:04:23   a device that's actually kind of kind of [TS]

00:04:25   tiny yeah that uses a a very heavily [TS]

00:04:28   lacquered of [TS]

00:04:29   boat or in some capacity [TS]

00:04:32   it's got its got flywheels got gauges it [TS]

00:04:35   makes a puff puff puff sound right it [TS]

00:04:38   should sound a little bit like an [TS]

00:04:39   old-timey generator or something [TS]

00:04:40   yeah it's you know brass tubing all [TS]

00:04:44   course you gotta have brass and and you [TS]

00:04:45   got some some studs on it right there a [TS]

00:04:48   lot of like like studs on things [TS]

00:04:50   yeah but now it's starting to sound a [TS]

00:04:52   little bit medieval starting to sound [TS]

00:04:56   like something from the Torquemada would [TS]

00:04:58   we just use the arm of a dead peasant [TS]

00:05:01   huh [TS]

00:05:03   the arm of a dead baby there's so many [TS]

00:05:07   of them [TS]

00:05:08   yeah but that's the way economics works [TS]

00:05:10   right that use there's a need and then [TS]

00:05:12   there's something changes in the [TS]

00:05:13   marketplace maybe something involving [TS]

00:05:14   Copernicus but you got a baby's arm and [TS]

00:05:16   you know you might want to do some [TS]

00:05:17   business with that [TS]

00:05:18   well mrs. the thing once you start [TS]

00:05:19   talking about business start talking [TS]

00:05:21   about the history of entrepreneurship [TS]

00:05:22   start talking about the history of [TS]

00:05:24   entrepreneurship you're really you're [TS]

00:05:25   talking about the history of humanity [TS]

00:05:26   its history desire to better ourselves [TS]

00:05:28   history of humanity is the history of [TS]

00:05:31   entrepreneurs yes pushing the envelope [TS]

00:05:34   through entrepreneurial entrepreneurship [TS]

00:05:38   it sometimes they push the envelope [TS]

00:05:40   out-of-the-box don't think why don't [TS]

00:05:42   know you're I mean I don't want to open [TS]

00:05:44   the kimono [TS]

00:05:45   Oh too far to a deep dive on this one [TS]

00:05:47   but entrepreneurs even right now as we [TS]

00:05:51   speak our transformer they're [TS]

00:05:53   terraforming the mental landscape that [TS]

00:05:57   was a made-up word I thought you made up [TS]

00:05:58   that word but then I learned that that's [TS]

00:05:59   a real word terraforming yeah it's super [TS]

00:06:02   because you talked about the guy upon [TS]

00:06:03   the Genesis device and things I assume [TS]

00:06:05   startrack things but I went read about [TS]

00:06:07   it it's an interesting it'sit's been [TS]

00:06:08   around inside for some time now [TS]

00:06:10   oh yeah terraforming come on what are [TS]

00:06:12   you going to call it when you arrive in [TS]

00:06:14   a when you arrive in a distant sun-baked [TS]

00:06:17   planet right or or multiple baked by [TS]

00:06:20   multiple sons and basic the basic idea [TS]

00:06:22   is or has been in the past it's mostly [TS]

00:06:25   about in science fiction speculative [TS]

00:06:27   fiction it's the idea of taking an [TS]

00:06:30   existing planet or area that's currently [TS]

00:06:32   not naturally inhabitable by humans and [TS]

00:06:37   doing something that basically is reset [TS]

00:06:39   and causes it to be something that would [TS]

00:06:40   be an admirable by humans [TS]

00:06:42   yes exactly now did you just say [TS]

00:06:44   speculative fiction [TS]

00:06:45   yes because because we've determined [TS]

00:06:48   that science fiction is hurtful or [TS]

00:06:51   because somebody within somebody within [TS]

00:06:54   the science / speculative fiction realm [TS]

00:06:57   has has indicated that one is is not [TS]

00:07:01   equivalent to the other [TS]

00:07:03   well now that you've opened that kimono [TS]

00:07:06   have a feeling you're going to find out [TS]

00:07:08   mmic so someone's gonna write me you're [TS]

00:07:10   saying someone's gonna write me an email [TS]

00:07:12   or tweet explaining the difference [TS]

00:07:14   between tally explaining the difference [TS]

00:07:16   but no nobody would ever do that we on [TS]

00:07:19   I can't believe you respond to people [TS]

00:07:22   about bits we went through that whole [TS]

00:07:26   thing where it's like I know the answer [TS]

00:07:29   i know the answer [TS]

00:07:30   oh it's about this a couple three weeks [TS]

00:07:35   ago that distinction between like [TS]

00:07:37   science fiction and fantasy and I you [TS]

00:07:38   know I'm an outsider on these things [TS]

00:07:40   mostly I'm you know I like mainstream [TS]

00:07:41   stuff i've read some stuff but I'm not [TS]

00:07:43   like out i'm not i don't know lots of [TS]

00:07:45   stuff about either science fiction or [TS]

00:07:46   fantasy but um I guess what the [TS]

00:07:50   speculative fiction when I first hear [TS]

00:07:52   that i feel like i may be first heard [TS]

00:07:55   that in my head I associate with kurt [TS]

00:07:57   vonnegut well you know if it was just [TS]

00:08:00   called speculum fiction than it would be [TS]

00:08:02   Harlan Ellison is that right you look at [TS]

00:08:05   the german thing [TS]

00:08:06   mm-my I think you're absolutely right it [TS]

00:08:09   probably Ellison's not a German name [TS]

00:08:12   anyway [TS]

00:08:14   no uh-uh go out go on I don't wanna be [TS]

00:08:17   in my head like I guess I see I don't [TS]

00:08:19   know an IRA please don't explain it to [TS]

00:08:21   me people i don't really don't care but [TS]

00:08:22   I know it matters to tell me but please [TS]

00:08:25   don't know but I'll wanna the science [TS]

00:08:28   fiction and science fiction is the idea [TS]

00:08:31   of you know it's fiction it's a story [TS]

00:08:34   that involves sciency things and with [TS]

00:08:37   you anymore [TS]

00:08:38   well the thing is speculative fiction to [TS]

00:08:40   me I think that more of like this [TS]

00:08:42   doesn't really rely on some kind of it's [TS]

00:08:45   almost more like an alternative [TS]

00:08:47   alternate excuse me [TS]

00:08:48   Oh want to say is alternative people say [TS]

00:08:50   alternate I think alternate means every [TS]

00:08:52   other oh it was like an altimeter [TS]

00:08:55   epicenter they're almost everybody uses [TS]

00:08:57   wrong [TS]

00:08:57   OIC or like a like a deep dive for open [TS]

00:09:01   the kimono I think when you say [TS]

00:09:03   alternate you say we're gonna meet on [TS]

00:09:05   alternate weeks right and you would say [TS]

00:09:08   or you the biopic are you say somebody [TS]

00:09:11   was someone else's alternate right which [TS]

00:09:13   is like a second right in a duel right i [TS]

00:09:16   think you know alternative means a [TS]

00:09:17   difference don't know I know what both [TS]

00:09:19   of us have used and we'll get back to [TS]

00:09:20   speculate efficient wireless one that [TS]

00:09:23   both of us have used wrong even recently [TS]

00:09:25   is uninterested vs disinterested and I [TS]

00:09:27   think that is it is a difference between [TS]

00:09:30   to bring back home mp3 if it doesn't [TS]

00:09:33   appeal to you or holds no interest for [TS]

00:09:35   you you are uninterested in that if [TS]

00:09:37   you're somebody who doesn't have a stake [TS]

00:09:38   in it as I like so you don't have a dog [TS]

00:09:40   in the fight you're a disinterested [TS]

00:09:42   party you know we always say don't have [TS]

00:09:44   a dog in that race but I think it's [TS]

00:09:46   because because the Iditarod well yeah [TS]

00:09:48   here we raise dogs [TS]

00:09:50   I don't know what you guys do you fight [TS]

00:09:52   dogs I guess down there Florida in [TS]

00:09:54   Florida there's lots of dog racing there [TS]

00:09:56   is some very unusual bedding in florida [TS]

00:10:01   i was about to use where paramutual [TS]

00:10:02   except I don't really know what that [TS]

00:10:03   means [TS]

00:10:03   yeah at first I thought you said betting [TS]

00:10:05   instead of betting dog bedding this is [TS]

00:10:08   turning into kind of a bore his podcast [TS]

00:10:10   display area last night I was watching I [TS]

00:10:13   actually happen to be watching some [TS]

00:10:14   videos of boys hunting that's different [TS]

00:10:17   from or hey it's a different from aboard [TS]

00:10:19   hey ora ora aboard or abortion or ar [TS]

00:10:25   borji which is when the people who [TS]

00:10:27   who run run an Italian the city-state [TS]

00:10:30   have intercourse in groups right sure or [TS]

00:10:33   not I would think that joke is funny [TS]

00:10:35   yeah i think he is already laughing now [TS]

00:10:37   the big George is the guy who had a [TS]

00:10:39   puppet on his hand [TS]

00:10:40   I would you know I would say that I've [TS]

00:10:41   been to some beorgis what I'm saying I [TS]

00:10:45   said against the wall [TS]

00:10:46   yeah anyway I was watching afterwards [TS]

00:10:49   you got to see the demented cheese for I [TS]

00:10:52   got nothing [TS]

00:10:52   the manager oh don't think they make [TS]

00:10:55   artisanal pasta don't think the demand [TS]

00:10:58   cheese [TS]

00:10:58   yeah I think so yeah cooked to [TS]

00:10:59   perfection that 10 to 12 minutes but i'm [TS]

00:11:02   watching these videos of boys hunting [TS]

00:11:04   huh which is your boys a Russian hunting [TS]

00:11:07   dog [TS]

00:11:07   well it's a bit so that my understanding [TS]

00:11:09   is that the board's I was the dog was [TS]

00:11:12   the exclusive dog of the Russian royal [TS]

00:11:15   family so much so that after the Russian [TS]

00:11:21   Revolution all the boys in Russia were [TS]

00:11:23   killed because they symbolized the royal [TS]

00:11:26   family [TS]

00:11:27   oh my goodness oh my goodness thats [TS]

00:11:29   that's complicated [TS]

00:11:31   yeah and the only boys that survived [TS]

00:11:33   were boys that had been given as gifts [TS]

00:11:36   by the Russian royal family two royal [TS]

00:11:38   families throughout Europe [TS]

00:11:40   Wow as us as a token of their royal [TS]

00:11:43   esteem so there were boys in England and [TS]

00:11:46   presumably germany and but you can only [TS]

00:11:49   find an expat bordesley yeah and then [TS]

00:11:51   those boys were bred to survive the line [TS]

00:11:55   and now they're our boarders of his back [TS]

00:11:57   in Russia because you know of course [TS]

00:12:00   there's a get all the Ark's oligarchs by [TS]

00:12:02   one important way [TS]

00:12:03   yeah there's a resurgence of Russian [TS]

00:12:05   nationalism and the borzoi maybe has the [TS]

00:12:07   symbolism of it has changed or maybe [TS]

00:12:10   it's just that they want to return to [TS]

00:12:11   the Czar's but watching seems it's their [TS]

00:12:14   version of like small-batch whiskey [TS]

00:12:16   it's like that's it is nice but it also [TS]

00:12:19   liked it signifies things exactly it's [TS]

00:12:21   like the contemporary fashion to wear [TS]

00:12:23   powdered wigs [TS]

00:12:24   ok that we have here where it's like you [TS]

00:12:27   don't want people to stop wearing powder [TS]

00:12:29   with you see a powder we can laugh and [TS]

00:12:30   now today it's not unusual you'll see [TS]

00:12:32   you go to coffee shops e45 people and [TS]

00:12:34   powdered wigs sure I mean they're that [TS]

00:12:36   the popularity of the musical Hamilton [TS]

00:12:37   who has brought back this whole powdered [TS]

00:12:40   wig scene and you know for a lot of the [TS]

00:12:42   middle middle period of American history [TS]

00:12:45   we we were not impressed by the by the [TS]

00:12:49   founding fathers we wanted nothing to do [TS]

00:12:51   with them they we consider ourselves [TS]

00:12:52   contemporary modern people we want to [TS]

00:12:54   make a break from that culture the last [TS]

00:12:56   thing we want to do is where the ways of [TS]

00:12:58   our fathers [TS]

00:12:58   yeah we were wearing helmets we were [TS]

00:13:00   wearing helmets and goggles caps some [TS]

00:13:03   caps maybe get transistor radio [TS]

00:13:06   you could have a Tamil Shanter Tamil [TS]

00:13:08   Shanter write a a deerstalker uh-huh [TS]

00:13:11   with a transistor radio uh but uh anyway [TS]

00:13:16   these videos of boys hunting the boards [TS]

00:13:19   are very fast dog faster when I was [TS]

00:13:21   Gibson he was a well have we talked [TS]

00:13:25   about this [TS]

00:13:25   the passing of Gibson well no not the [TS]

00:13:28   passing of Gibson but when Gibson [TS]

00:13:29   arrived Gibson looked like a small [TS]

00:13:32   borzoi but what Gibson was was a borzoi [TS]

00:13:37   crossed with a whippet and a whip it is [TS]

00:13:40   looks like a tiny borstal isn't a [TS]

00:13:43   whippet kinda like like it's like a tiny [TS]

00:13:44   ground [TS]

00:13:46   uh well yeah but you know greyhounds and [TS]

00:13:49   I mean they're all long-nosed running [TS]

00:13:52   dogs okay and so what they did was they [TS]

00:13:54   tried to get the long hair of a borzoi [TS]

00:13:58   with the size of a whippet and what they [TS]

00:14:04   achieved in gibson was he was a little [TS]

00:14:06   bit too big to be in the family of this [TS]

00:14:10   new breed they were trying to create and [TS]

00:14:13   so he had kinda got bounced out of the [TS]

00:14:15   breeding stock because you know they [TS]

00:14:17   have to call the big ones and call the [TS]

00:14:19   hairless ones and calls this is how it [TS]

00:14:21   works is the process right call the ones [TS]

00:14:23   that understanding wish colder ones that [TS]

00:14:25   you know that can tap their hopes to do [TS]

00:14:28   math so Gibson arrived on the scene and [TS]

00:14:32   I said low new dog you are a small [TS]

00:14:36   boards away and my mom said no the new [TS]

00:14:40   breed is called the silks I can barely [TS]

00:14:44   even say it [TS]

00:14:45   ok [TS]

00:14:46   the silken wind hound so silken wind out [TS]

00:14:52   that sounds expensive because because [TS]

00:14:55   when the borzoi has really long fur it [TS]

00:14:58   takes on this kind of you know it looks [TS]

00:15:00   like wings almost I mean it takes on [TS]

00:15:02   this very silky cascading lion's mane [TS]

00:15:08   and so sick silicon-silicon wind hound [TS]

00:15:15   was the name of the breed that was that [TS]

00:15:19   they were working toward and it was [TS]

00:15:23   somewhere in the it was in the middle [TS]

00:15:24   period of a breed where maybe hadn't [TS]

00:15:26   been accepted all the way by the [TS]

00:15:28   american kennel club but you know they [TS]

00:15:32   were they were trying to trying to [TS]

00:15:34   produce a line that would make this a [TS]

00:15:36   real breed rather than just a crossbreed [TS]

00:15:39   uh-huh [TS]

00:15:40   but the problem was when I'm out in the [TS]

00:15:41   world walking this dog and people come [TS]

00:15:44   up and say what kind of dog is that I'm [TS]

00:15:48   forced to make a choice now either eyes [TS]

00:15:50   either i say out loud [TS]

00:15:55   silken wind hound now you can explain [TS]

00:15:58   now you got to explain or you say it's a [TS]

00:16:01   half borzoi half with it or you say [TS]

00:16:04   that's a small borzoi or something [TS]

00:16:07   probably say but you probably get away [TS]

00:16:09   with we talked about this before with [TS]

00:16:11   career discussing your career you could [TS]

00:16:12   probably get away with something like [TS]

00:16:14   he's mostly borzoi oh that's a good one [TS]

00:16:17   that's good that never occurred to me [TS]

00:16:18   mostly borzoi yeah but the thing is I [TS]

00:16:20   the problem with that is it sounds like [TS]

00:16:23   you're borzoi got out and you know and [TS]

00:16:27   had an affair with a with a mongrel and [TS]

00:16:30   i will and i wanted to indicate that [TS]

00:16:32   this was this was attempting at least to [TS]

00:16:35   be a purebred dog [TS]

00:16:36   oh yeah so essentially he's supposed to [TS]

00:16:38   look like that it's this is this is what [TS]

00:16:40   it's meant to be it's a little big [TS]

00:16:43   it's very small compared to a borzoi but [TS]

00:16:46   it's still you know [TS]

00:16:49   three feet tall i mean the boards are [TS]

00:16:51   huge right right right anyway as I was [TS]

00:16:54   watching these videos i found a video [TS]

00:16:56   which originally was a film of three [TS]

00:17:01   boys killing a wolf in 1910 Wow in the [TS]

00:17:07   snow [TS]

00:17:08   oh you'd have a strategy right don't [TS]

00:17:10   they have enough bread strategy of bread [TS]

00:17:13   in strategy [TS]

00:17:14   yeah one of them grabs one front leg one [TS]

00:17:16   of them grabs one back leg flip them [TS]

00:17:18   over and the third one goes for the neck [TS]

00:17:20   Wow and this is how they hunt and they [TS]

00:17:23   don't have to have a meeting or anything [TS]

00:17:24   no I think they just know what they're [TS]

00:17:26   doing and you're watching this thing and [TS]

00:17:28   the you know it's a wolf so it's not [TS]

00:17:30   going down easily and it was much I [TS]

00:17:33   always imagined that it was like whip [TS]

00:17:35   whip pop and then that bite on the neck [TS]

00:17:37   and then it's over [TS]

00:17:39   right like a very surgical process but [TS]

00:17:42   like a like a like a cat on the Savannah [TS]

00:17:44   like you would be some kind of like boom [TS]

00:17:46   you're done [TS]

00:17:47   Boop you're done right it is uglier than [TS]

00:17:49   that well it was intense because you [TS]

00:17:51   know the boards are big but the wolf [TS]

00:17:53   outweighs them and showed her one grabs [TS]

00:17:55   the front the one grabs the back but [TS]

00:17:57   when they're as they're flipping the [TS]

00:17:59   wolf the wolf is also spinning and [TS]

00:18:03   contorting trying to get away and so [TS]

00:18:06   it's really like three dogs on a wolf [TS]

00:18:09   and they are trying to enact their plan [TS]

00:18:12   and and the wolf is against it and it's [TS]

00:18:16   it's really a free-for-all [TS]

00:18:18   well um and what was crazy about this is [TS]

00:18:20   i watch this video for about I don't [TS]

00:18:23   know that five minutes before i realized [TS]

00:18:26   that it was actually a loop [TS]

00:18:28   Oh of a fight that in the loop is [TS]

00:18:33   probably only 15 seconds long [TS]

00:18:36   it's like a it's like a early 20th [TS]

00:18:38   century dog vine [TS]

00:18:39   yeah that's right it's a dog barn except [TS]

00:18:42   it doesn't have that weird jittery thing [TS]

00:18:44   in that binds do we're kind of you know [TS]

00:18:46   it's meant to loop but that sort of [TS]

00:18:47   starts oh no you're not not not not [TS]

00:18:49   trying way too hard to be funny [TS]

00:18:51   yeah and also there's no entrepreneurial [TS]

00:18:53   aspect to it where somebody I wasn't I [TS]

00:18:56   wasn't going to say anything somebody up [TS]

00:18:57   the chain of vine is hoping to do an IPO [TS]

00:18:59   and um and and make 40 million dollars [TS]

00:19:02   and get out [TS]

00:19:03   mhm this is when you'd make a wolf loop [TS]

00:19:06   just out of love for the water medium [TS]

00:19:08   because you use a passion project a lot [TS]

00:19:11   of entrepreneurs you watching TV show [TS]

00:19:13   that involves entrepreneurs that's [TS]

00:19:14   always a frequent criticism is like [TS]

00:19:16   first oh yeah this is this is not [TS]

00:19:18   accompany this is a product and it's [TS]

00:19:19   barely even a product [TS]

00:19:21   yeah there's action was your passion you [TS]

00:19:23   you want to have something that can [TS]

00:19:24   scare you into 10x growth for your fine [TS]

00:19:27   that's right i'm not going to invest my [TS]

00:19:29   one dollar in this right unless I can [TS]

00:19:33   see it scale but you can see what it [TS]

00:19:36   what it ultimately was with somebody out [TS]

00:19:38   in a snowy field hand cranking a film [TS]

00:19:41   camera and the entire reel of film was [TS]

00:19:45   probably just 15 seconds we're going [TS]

00:19:47   right and so they caught this like [TS]

00:19:49   incredible moment of these three dogs [TS]

00:19:53   attacking a wolf and it you know i i've [TS]

00:19:56   owned these dogs with him up with my mom [TS]

00:19:58   my whole life and I've never seen one [TS]

00:20:02   I didn't realize this is I thought [TS]

00:20:03   Gibson was a was a was a one-off but [TS]

00:20:06   he's part of a long line of large dogs [TS]

00:20:09   you can so when I was born my mom was [TS]

00:20:11   breeding boys [TS]

00:20:13   Wow and again the boards are as tall as [TS]

00:20:17   if you take a guitar case and lean it [TS]

00:20:19   against a wall that's how tall boys I [TS]

00:20:22   mean they're they're huge huge mhm maybe [TS]

00:20:26   they're not that tall but they're very [TS]

00:20:28   tall and we had them all over the house [TS]

00:20:31   when I was little and then sadly at one [TS]

00:20:34   point when i was still crawling [TS]

00:20:37   I was at my mom's feet she was in the [TS]

00:20:40   kitchen [TS]

00:20:40   it was the sixties and so two things [TS]

00:20:43   were true one the kitchen floor was shag [TS]

00:20:48   carpet and such an interesting design [TS]

00:20:52   decision which no one has done before [TS]

00:20:54   sense right i think that shag carpet in [TS]

00:20:56   the kitchen was precisely from november [TS]

00:20:59   of 1967 to join us in 1969 then you [TS]

00:21:04   would never have done it before that or [TS]

00:21:06   sense Nixon doesn't get the credit he [TS]

00:21:08   deserves but you know what that's [TS]

00:21:09   exactly true he was creating a world in [TS]

00:21:12   which it was safe to have shag carpet in [TS]

00:21:13   your kitchen [TS]

00:21:14   yeah and [TS]

00:21:15   sure the show and also only Nixon could [TS]

00:21:17   decide to remove shag carpeting from [TS]

00:21:18   your kitchen you know unison the thing [TS]

00:21:20   is a democratic president could couldn't [TS]

00:21:22   have removed shag carpet from the [TS]

00:21:24   kitchen right it took write a Republican [TS]

00:21:26   to send Kissinger to take the carpet out [TS]

00:21:29   also EPA right right [TS]

00:21:33   sure there was a catalytic converter [TS]

00:21:34   issues and is your bike coming in this [TS]

00:21:36   story come get nervous I have to move i [TS]

00:21:38   have to imagine that the carpet was [TS]

00:21:40   either avocado mhm burnt umber mm I'll [TS]

00:21:46   harvest maybe harvest at harvest was a [TS]

00:21:49   harvest the other popular avocado with [TS]

00:21:51   everything we owned was always avocado [TS]

00:21:52   harvest was that sickening throw up [TS]

00:21:57   colored yellow I think right harvest [TS]

00:21:59   sure harvest sunshine or desert to find [TS]

00:22:02   out desert bloom and then there was [TS]

00:22:04   always that brown color that was just [TS]

00:22:06   sort of what you call it you two [TS]

00:22:11   chocolate donut [TS]

00:22:12   oh yeah I had a I had a pic group it was [TS]

00:22:14   that color you know anyway I'm sitting [TS]

00:22:17   in my mom I'm at my mom's feet and her [TS]

00:22:20   prized board does the the mother who had [TS]

00:22:26   had produced you know the 25 puppies [TS]

00:22:30   that had what she was doing her part two [TS]

00:22:33   to keep this breed alive and when she [TS]

00:22:38   said when she got to Washington there [TS]

00:22:39   were no bores anywhere and she actually [TS]

00:22:41   produce 25 puppies that ended up being [TS]

00:22:43   the the dogs that created the the west [TS]

00:22:48   coast [TS]

00:22:48   borzoi population that's how it works [TS]

00:22:51   yeah oh my gosh that's very [TS]

00:22:52   entrepreneurial of her that was she [TS]

00:22:54   knows she know that's the the trail that [TS]

00:22:56   she was blazing which made those dogs [TS]

00:22:57   have intercourse there she was aware [TS]

00:22:58   that she was and I think for most of the [TS]

00:23:01   seventies she followed the the line and [TS]

00:23:04   saw the family tree of all these dogs [TS]

00:23:05   that then you know I don't think you [TS]

00:23:07   find a borzoi in the northwest didn't at [TS]

00:23:09   one point end up in in this shag carpet [TS]

00:23:13   kitchen in our house but so I'm sitting [TS]

00:23:16   there and then all of a sudden I start [TS]

00:23:19   crying she looks down and manouschka the [TS]

00:23:22   the old lady who had been my my friend [TS]

00:23:27   and companion [TS]

00:23:28   had bitten me 17 times in the face but [TS]

00:23:33   here's you kidding me [TS]

00:23:36   here's my eyelid all like John this is [TS]

00:23:39   awful [TS]

00:23:40   almost took my nose off and it happened [TS]

00:23:42   in a in a flash like she bit me 17 times [TS]

00:23:45   like digit just pop ow and they had you [TS]

00:23:51   know they found like 17 individual bite [TS]

00:23:53   marks all on my face and my mom was like [TS]

00:23:56   you know little bits of your face were [TS]

00:23:59   hanging off it was it was unclear [TS]

00:24:03   whether you would be scarred for life [TS]

00:24:06   oh my god John so gruesome well you must [TS]

00:24:09   have been so scared [TS]

00:24:10   well I was just a child I don't remember [TS]

00:24:12   it seems I'm sure left a lasting impact [TS]

00:24:15   on me that's why I don't trust women you [TS]

00:24:17   know and it's why i did bad in school [TS]

00:24:19   experience is probably explains a lot [TS]

00:24:22   explains a lot right it's always nothing [TS]

00:24:24   that could explain every time you've [TS]

00:24:26   tried to bite me what have I done [TS]

00:24:28   yeah if you get pretty upset exactly [TS]

00:24:30   yeah so my mom of course had two and [TS]

00:24:34   minus school was hurt before i was born [TS]

00:24:35   in schools are child and so she's got a [TS]

00:24:39   Sophie's Choice situation well she had [TS]

00:24:41   to put shared apartment get down [TS]

00:24:42   I think you did the right thing well [TS]

00:24:44   sure I mean you know you you turned out [TS]

00:24:46   alright but then she became an [TS]

00:24:49   evangelist of this whole thing that [TS]

00:24:51   obviously you and I agree on also which [TS]

00:24:52   is that really no dog is safe around a [TS]

00:24:55   baby don't ever make the mistake of [TS]

00:24:58   putting your child next to a Rottweiler [TS]

00:25:01   no matter how much you feel like the [TS]

00:25:04   Rottweilers a nice dog no matter no [TS]

00:25:06   matter how strong stats are I mean even [TS]

00:25:09   if your ticket taking 99.999% dog that [TS]

00:25:12   doesn't kill a kid it only takes really [TS]

00:25:13   that little bit [TS]

00:25:14   that's right now they don't get extra [TS]

00:25:16   credit for being mostly nice yeah the [TS]

00:25:18   dog is amazing he's always been a great [TS]

00:25:19   friend never done anything like this [TS]

00:25:21   before and he only killed your kid one [TS]

00:25:23   is all around for years and only [TS]

00:25:26   happened that one time and only happened [TS]

00:25:27   one time where I ripped my kids throw it [TS]

00:25:29   out so we did not have boards for many [TS]

00:25:32   years because that was traumatic for us [TS]

00:25:34   both i may not i don't know if you've [TS]

00:25:36   ever been a mother [TS]

00:25:37   but when you see your kids face after [TS]

00:25:39   it's been 17 times by your prize dog [TS]

00:25:42   I think you do say perhaps i will wait [TS]

00:25:46   that's a complicated feeling and also [TS]

00:25:47   just you know being a parent I mean the [TS]

00:25:49   first thing that comes to mind [TS]

00:25:50   obviously you can't see your kids [TS]

00:25:51   suffering but also just that feeling of [TS]

00:25:53   like oh I'm a terrible person right how [TS]

00:25:55   did this happen how would have I done [TS]

00:25:56   how how did I let this happen and I [TS]

00:25:59   thought you know she thought like we [TS]

00:26:01   were both right there i was touching her [TS]

00:26:03   pants you know like how much safer could [TS]

00:26:06   she be and Mariska was trained to the [TS]

00:26:09   degree that but you know my mom could [TS]

00:26:11   make a hand signal from half a mile away [TS]

00:26:13   and the dog would go left or right like [TS]

00:26:16   she was voice trained and and signal [TS]

00:26:21   trained like perfectly anyway so we [TS]

00:26:27   didn't have borders for a long time and [TS]

00:26:28   then we try to reintroduce boys into our [TS]

00:26:32   lives but like a lot of highly bred dogs [TS]

00:26:36   boys have a couple of problems one the [TS]

00:26:38   inevitable sort of haunches problem but [TS]

00:26:41   all dogs have no may take a drink and [TS]

00:26:45   some people listen just hear you say [TS]

00:26:47   launches on too much haunches problem [TS]

00:26:51   hunches it has a heart problem bunches [TS]

00:26:53   problem [TS]

00:26:54   he's one of my favorite comedians Ron [TS]

00:26:56   hunches homicide them like the great [TS]

00:26:58   historical figure hunters pilot that's [TS]

00:26:59   right and a but one of their other [TS]

00:27:04   problems is that they tend to be or some [TS]

00:27:07   of them are very skittish that was that [TS]

00:27:11   was my and see now this again this is [TS]

00:27:13   that kind of old thinking that you and I [TS]

00:27:15   worry about trying to be a contemporary [TS]

00:27:16   person but I feel like in my headcanon [TS]

00:27:19   in in in Florida you get a lot of [TS]

00:27:22   adopted greyhounds because they just [TS]

00:27:23   throw him out after a while you know the [TS]

00:27:25   ground have not historically been [TS]

00:27:26   treated well they get to a certain point [TS]

00:27:27   and then you adopt a greyhound and then [TS]

00:27:29   all the grounds I've been around [TS]

00:27:30   including friends of mine who adopted [TS]

00:27:32   them you know you know we were just down [TS]

00:27:33   the street from a dog track right and [TS]

00:27:35   you could you could adopt grand but I [TS]

00:27:37   just remember them being like skittish [TS]

00:27:39   whoo skittish very very very onion on [TS]

00:27:43   and unhappy very printer naturally [TS]

00:27:46   nervous animals nervous I mean they've [TS]

00:27:48   been chasing an electric rabbit [TS]

00:27:50   their whole lives and I presumably being [TS]

00:27:53   kept in the surplus cages that they use [TS]

00:27:56   for meals or worse than feels like that [TS]

00:28:01   maybe maybe got them from tysons chicken [TS]

00:28:03   and their chicken cages and so these [TS]

00:28:05   dogs are not what I had grand quality of [TS]

00:28:07   life probably not high on the list not [TS]

00:28:09   high right and I think before people [TS]

00:28:11   adopted them they just became dog food [TS]

00:28:12   at the end [TS]

00:28:13   yeah oh gosh right into the Soylent [TS]

00:28:16   Green Machine which is why there's so [TS]

00:28:18   much encephalitis and dogs is that right [TS]

00:28:21   well yeah Mad Dog disease you've heard [TS]

00:28:23   of this house that actually that [TS]

00:28:25   explains a lot too [TS]

00:28:26   yeah but bored what's their animals you [TS]

00:28:28   know other animals right so why are we [TS]

00:28:30   even talking about him and I don't know [TS]

00:28:32   but boys come out sometimes even if [TS]

00:28:37   you've treated them well even if you fed [TS]

00:28:39   them food that you made out of raw [TS]

00:28:42   materials even if you feed them out of [TS]

00:28:44   your hand like you're trying to entice a [TS]

00:28:47   dough out of the forest this of the [TS]

00:28:51   first boards are we got after the [TS]

00:28:53   interregnum was this board that even [TS]

00:28:57   though it was four feet tall at the [TS]

00:28:58   shoulder it you know it if you if you [TS]

00:29:03   close the book to hard to start with [TS]

00:29:06   leap six feet in the air and lands you [TS]

00:29:09   know try and hide under the couch Paul [TS]

00:29:11   communication that's so awful [TS]

00:29:13   yeah terrible part of a dog called a [TS]

00:29:15   Belgian tavern isn't a Belgian to burn [TS]

00:29:19   like a something you keep gravy and it's [TS]

00:29:23   yeah I mean we would call it a gravy [TS]

00:29:25   boat not knowing that there is actually [TS]

00:29:26   a term of art sure Belgian traverse you [TS]

00:29:28   having the Belgian tavern not the boat [TS]

00:29:30   the tavern know that return tervuren [TS]

00:29:33   turn I live with a fella a limited was [TS]

00:29:37   really really poor after college like [TS]

00:29:38   everybody and so I should we shared this [TS]

00:29:41   what would you call it I mean it was [TS]

00:29:44   barely even it was less it was less than [TS]

00:29:46   in law it was basically a room in a [TS]

00:29:48   bathroom and it was really really really [TS]

00:29:50   small and we slept across two photons in [TS]

00:29:53   undermining bathroom and so we would [TS]

00:29:56   sleep in there and my friend so is the [TS]

00:29:57   three of us too tall guys me and one [TS]

00:30:00   guy's Belgian tavern [TS]

00:30:02   and yes yeah so so yeah yeah basically [TS]

00:30:06   in like what probably 250 square feet on [TS]

00:30:08   my god and it was very narrow it was it [TS]

00:30:12   was you know an in-law ish think it was [TS]

00:30:13   somebody had taken a room that shouldn't [TS]

00:30:15   really be a place where people live and [TS]

00:30:17   made it into a room and we paid i think [TS]

00:30:19   two hundred dollars a month for the [TS]

00:30:20   three of us to live there [TS]

00:30:21   mh3u plus the dog but the dog plus uh [TS]

00:30:24   forget the dog's name but it was so [TS]

00:30:26   narrow basically was like little little [TS]

00:30:27   hallway with a place you could sleep and [TS]

00:30:30   this poor dog [TS]

00:30:31   it's not it's it's so awful he to adopt [TS]

00:30:34   this it been like basically its entire [TS]

00:30:36   life for years had been being in a cage [TS]

00:30:38   and beaten [TS]

00:30:38   that's it beaten cage cage beaten like [TS]

00:30:40   that was this dog's life and it was [TS]

00:30:41   hopelessly wrecked emotionally just [TS]

00:30:44   scotch dog it was terrible this poor dog [TS]

00:30:47   but like anything that happened in the [TS]

00:30:49   house [TS]

00:30:49   anything that happens in this poor dog [TS]

00:30:50   it would it wanted to run away but it [TS]

00:30:54   was the the hallway was too narrow for [TS]

00:30:56   him to turn around so it would run [TS]

00:30:59   backwards through the haha and yeah I [TS]

00:31:01   don't know I you don't usually see a dog [TS]

00:31:03   moving backwards unless something has [TS]

00:31:05   gone horribly horribly wrong you see a [TS]

00:31:07   dog go backwards for a second right [TS]

00:31:09   we'll take a step or two but to watch a [TS]

00:31:11   day a giant giant shepherd dog run [TS]

00:31:14   backwards to her house is such a [TS]

00:31:15   chilling image because they're looking [TS]

00:31:17   over their shoulder right there kind of [TS]

00:31:18   looking over this way looking over that [TS]

00:31:19   way [TS]

00:31:20   backing up he did enough that I think [TS]

00:31:22   you got a pretty good feel for the [TS]

00:31:24   hallway [TS]

00:31:24   huh but it was i'm not i'm not only i'm [TS]

00:31:27   laughing because I haven't thought about [TS]

00:31:28   this in years but like that the image of [TS]

00:31:30   that poor dog running backwards down the [TS]

00:31:32   hallway was just it was so awful [TS]

00:31:33   yeah I feel for those dogs that's a [TS]

00:31:36   terrible thing and so but so after the [TS]

00:31:38   interregnum yeah you guys so so back [TS]

00:31:40   into the boards way business got into [TS]

00:31:42   borzoi business we had this dog that you [TS]

00:31:45   know that left up on the top of [TS]

00:31:47   furniture like a mountain goat whenever [TS]

00:31:48   you stirred your tea with a spoon fall [TS]

00:31:52   and it was determined that this dog was [TS]

00:31:55   too too nervous to live in the city [TS]

00:32:02   right it was it was not it was not [TS]

00:32:06   enjoyable to own this dog because the [TS]

00:32:09   dog had no affection for humans of any [TS]

00:32:13   kind [TS]

00:32:13   and I mean what could you do with the [TS]

00:32:17   dog I i had a very interesting [TS]

00:32:18   experience with it i was walking the dog [TS]

00:32:21   one day and was kind of walking in the [TS]

00:32:24   forest and I came because we always [TS]

00:32:27   voice train our dogs so that we try to [TS]

00:32:29   walk home without leashes so that the [TS]

00:32:32   you know it just knows to stay at your [TS]

00:32:34   knee and we're walking through the [TS]

00:32:37   forest where it's going to be you know [TS]

00:32:39   it's easy to kind of keep the keep the [TS]

00:32:43   situation under control we're all alone [TS]

00:32:45   out here in the forest and we pop out of [TS]

00:32:46   the woods and we're on a busy street and [TS]

00:32:50   we were in the process of training this [TS]

00:32:53   dog and it was not fully trained and we [TS]

00:32:56   got to the street and it jumped into the [TS]

00:32:58   street and it was a it was a four-lane [TS]

00:33:03   road and there was a bus hurdling down [TS]

00:33:08   the road and this dog just jumped right [TS]

00:33:10   in front of the bus [TS]

00:33:11   oh no it was it jumped into the road and [TS]

00:33:14   the bus was going 60 miles an hour and [TS]

00:33:17   it was seven feet from the dog and I [TS]

00:33:21   went ah and I you know and I could see [TS]

00:33:24   the bus driver who was also like ah and [TS]

00:33:27   in the time between the bus driver [TS]

00:33:32   seeing the dog but before he could slam [TS]

00:33:36   his foot on the brake the dog saw the [TS]

00:33:38   bus and accelerate from 0 to 60 miles an [TS]

00:33:40   hour in less than a second just anything [TS]

00:33:43   is it didn't it didn't keep moving [TS]

00:33:45   perpendicular to the bus it turned and [TS]

00:33:49   went in the direction the bus was [TS]

00:33:51   traveling and accelerated away from the [TS]

00:33:54   from the bus that was going 45 miles an [TS]

00:33:57   hour [TS]

00:33:57   like it's just took off and accelerated [TS]

00:34:00   away [TS]

00:34:02   I've never seen anything like it in my [TS]

00:34:03   life it was the most stupendous feet of [TS]

00:34:07   of animal athleticism and it was when I [TS]

00:34:11   uh knows when I finally understood what [TS]

00:34:13   a wonder what these dogs could do course [TS]

00:34:17   it took me an hour and have to find the [TS]

00:34:18   dog who [TS]

00:34:19   but anyway so that dog we did not we [TS]

00:34:23   I think sent back to the breeder [TS]

00:34:27   perhaps to live the rest of his life on [TS]

00:34:30   a farm not sure then we got a second dog [TS]

00:34:35   who just a baby baby puppy at this dog [TS]

00:34:38   was a lover a wonderful wonderful dog [TS]

00:34:41   who had some as it grew up some awful [TS]

00:34:45   hip dysplasia your own is never able to [TS]

00:34:48   walk like it sort of you know its back [TS]

00:34:51   legs were like an injured rabbit it was [TS]

00:34:54   like he'd been hit by a car but they [TS]

00:34:55   just grew up that way and we nursed this [TS]

00:34:59   dog for a long time and it's just what [TS]

00:35:00   it wanted to please it was the happiest [TS]

00:35:03   most wonderful dog but as you know about [TS]

00:35:06   my mom she's fairly unsentimental and [TS]

00:35:10   that dog went back to the breeder [TS]

00:35:12   perhaps to live on a farm [TS]

00:35:13   uh-huh and then there was a long period [TS]

00:35:16   where there were no boys again because [TS]

00:35:18   we had at least figured out that the the [TS]

00:35:21   Alaska Lauren was to get the Alaska line [TS]

00:35:25   represented too much inbreeding perhaps [TS]

00:35:30   from the puppies that my mom it's had [TS]

00:35:33   ceded all this is like a fucking story [TS]

00:35:35   isn't complicated back into the back in [TS]

00:35:37   the sixties because we're not hosted bar [TS]

00:35:39   Byron guitar that's right where the [TS]

00:35:41   where the boards of Alaska coming from [TS]

00:35:43   if not Seattle quickly and then so we [TS]

00:35:48   went away when a long time and then [TS]

00:35:50   there then we got into the silken wind [TS]

00:35:52   sound era where and Gibson was the first [TS]

00:35:57   and then barley barley came along and [TS]

00:35:59   barley was the silken barley was a [TS]

00:36:02   beautiful second wind pound let's be [TS]

00:36:04   honest and we had barley for several [TS]

00:36:07   years [TS]

00:36:08   barley and Gibson several years they [TS]

00:36:10   lived together in harmony but barley had [TS]

00:36:15   probably had chronic diarrhea not here [TS]

00:36:17   that I don't think that's my kind of [TS]

00:36:19   that will not stand with your mom I'm [TS]

00:36:20   guessing you know and i know i know that [TS]

00:36:22   a lot of people try to listen to this [TS]

00:36:24   program when they're eating breakfast [TS]

00:36:25   lunch or dinner [TS]

00:36:26   yeah and it's only a matter of time [TS]

00:36:28   before we say something that will turn [TS]

00:36:30   you off your food chronic means it [TS]

00:36:31   happens a lot it's hard to stop [TS]

00:36:33   that's right and so much just a little [TS]

00:36:34   puddle call [TS]

00:36:36   look what barley made oh look here it is [TS]

00:36:40   it's never like it's more like you just [TS]

00:36:41   live in a constant state of like well [TS]

00:36:43   when's the next time I'll have to clean [TS]

00:36:44   this up [TS]

00:36:45   yeah and it made the bed made the [TS]

00:36:46   backyard fairly uninhabitable and also [TS]

00:36:49   it is taking place mostly outside [TS]

00:36:50   oh yeah for the most part but it was I [TS]

00:36:54   think it was self-perpetuating right if [TS]

00:36:56   you whatever is causing the diarrhea if [TS]

00:36:59   you're pooping in the yard and then as [TS]

00:37:02   barley would do just like just lounging [TS]

00:37:05   on top of these a coupon that's in the [TS]

00:37:09   biome now it's everywhere it's like [TS]

00:37:11   that's why you gotta wash your hands [TS]

00:37:12   that's exactly right don't generally [TS]

00:37:14   wash their hands so he never got better [TS]

00:37:15   over the course of four or five years [TS]

00:37:17   and as you know as a regular series of [TS]

00:37:19   this program will know my mom is fairly [TS]

00:37:20   unsentimental and barley was a lovely [TS]

00:37:24   guy and dare I say it a member of our [TS]

00:37:27   family and then one day barley was gone [TS]

00:37:31   and we were like what my mom said well I [TS]

00:37:37   just you know dog was never well [TS]

00:37:40   whoa and so it went back to the breeder [TS]

00:37:43   she's she's she's a tough lady stuff [TS]

00:37:46   lady back to the breeder now with [TS]

00:37:48   there's a lot of words you used to live [TS]

00:37:49   on a farm and back to the breeder aah [TS]

00:37:51   RRR these euphemisms live on a farm is a [TS]

00:37:55   euphemism that's I i learned that's a [TS]

00:37:57   euphemism ya back to the breeder is not [TS]

00:37:59   my mom will even after 45 years of [TS]

00:38:04   owning a purebred dog [TS]

00:38:06   we'll take it back to the breeder or [TS]

00:38:08   they just something we keep the receipt [TS]

00:38:10   sir how's that work now the Breeders all [TS]

00:38:11   know who the dogs were when she's [TS]

00:38:13   probably kind of famous like you'd want [TS]

00:38:15   you want to take you want to take her [TS]

00:38:17   out with pound what's called ya whip at [TS]

00:38:19   home no beautiful scissors the silken [TS]

00:38:21   windows so can win town'd yeah and my [TS]

00:38:24   mom was just like basically she would go [TS]

00:38:27   back to the breaker and say you have [TS]

00:38:29   sold me a defective dog right and i have [TS]

00:38:33   no way of knowing what their negotiation [TS]

00:38:35   is like or what the Breeders responses [TS]

00:38:37   but you know a lot of these breeders are [TS]

00:38:39   running puppy mills are all yeah 1030 [TS]

00:38:42   good ones are probably like Nordstrom [TS]

00:38:43   where they'll take stuff back even if it [TS]

00:38:45   wasn't theirs if you listen we're not [TS]

00:38:47   still encouraged here this is going to [TS]

00:38:48   be this is a good ass dog and [TS]

00:38:50   dogs dogs papers and it's the papers i [TS]

00:38:53   think that that keep the dog from going [TS]

00:38:55   to live on a farm [TS]

00:38:56   the papers are like a dog receipt but [TS]

00:38:58   but also it's a sort of like a baby book [TS]

00:39:00   yeah and i think the breeder wants to [TS]

00:39:02   wants to know wants to maintain the her [TS]

00:39:05   knowledge of the line of the bloodline [TS]

00:39:08   that's right so she wants to keep track [TS]

00:39:10   of all the of all the dogs and if if if [TS]

00:39:15   dog is defective [TS]

00:39:16   uh-huh she will rescue you know that'll [TS]

00:39:18   change that will change the way you make [TS]

00:39:20   them have intercourse right exactly i [TS]

00:39:21   think i don't know MA barley was not [TS]

00:39:25   effective except for this pooping and [TS]

00:39:28   also barley was a smaller dog Gibson but [TS]

00:39:31   he believed he was a bigger dog he was [TS]

00:39:33   always dominating Gibson and socially in [TS]

00:39:36   my mom's house of course as you know [TS]

00:39:38   there's only one top dog [TS]

00:39:40   mhm she gets up early and behind barley [TS]

00:39:43   always eat when he was on a walk he [TS]

00:39:45   always inched his nose one centimeter in [TS]

00:39:48   front of my mom's me maybe a bad idea [TS]

00:39:51   bad idea bad idea about barley was [TS]

00:39:53   irrepressible and could never [TS]

00:39:57   it's not that he didn't understand all [TS]

00:39:59   he understood he understood he just [TS]

00:40:01   wasn't gonna get with the program and so [TS]

00:40:05   she's kept as long as she did [TS]

00:40:07   well that's the thing but you know I [TS]

00:40:08   tried to get with the program one [TS]

00:40:11   well I think my right kind of my nose [TS]

00:40:14   doesn't go in front of her knee no way I [TS]

00:40:19   don't want her to [TS]

00:40:20   I don't want to tap me on the back of [TS]

00:40:21   the neck and go back at it's interesting [TS]

00:40:24   though that [TS]

00:40:26   Shh sure mom is so interesting um [TS]

00:40:29   there's something to this dog thing [TS]

00:40:31   though cause she kept at it's a lot of [TS]

00:40:33   people i mean a lot of people like you [TS]

00:40:35   know normal people you get a dog and [TS]

00:40:38   they are inexperienced with dogs could [TS]

00:40:39   be any kind of pet it could be an AI [TS]

00:40:41   maybe a big screen TV but you get [TS]

00:40:43   something in your life you don't really [TS]

00:40:44   understand what's happening with it [TS]

00:40:45   something goes bad enough and it's not [TS]

00:40:48   even a question [TS]

00:40:49   you are now out of that business right [TS]

00:40:52   so for example like a lot of people you [TS]

00:40:53   know you get you get a dog the dog bite [TS]

00:40:55   somebody [TS]

00:40:56   not only is that dog gonna live on a [TS]

00:40:58   farm but you don't wait call we're done [TS]

00:41:02   with dogs we are never have [TS]

00:41:04   doing that again i'm just i'm interested [TS]

00:41:05   that your mom seems to have some kind of [TS]

00:41:07   stake in this and with this particular [TS]

00:41:09   bloodline this particular breed ish area [TS]

00:41:13   of the boys are like dogs with now is as [TS]

00:41:16   gifts in the end of the line for her and [TS]

00:41:18   she hasn't got another one how she know [TS]

00:41:21   so at the at the at the last right my [TS]

00:41:24   mom this is the thing [TS]

00:41:25   Gibson was a constant companion for my [TS]

00:41:28   mom for 13 years spent I mean they were [TS]

00:41:33   never apart and they were in this [TS]

00:41:36   strange marriage where the kind of [TS]

00:41:42   didn't really like each other maybe I [TS]

00:41:45   mean they tolerated each other [TS]

00:41:47   Gibson adored her worshipped her but she [TS]

00:41:51   never quite did what he wanted all [TS]

00:41:54   Gibson wanted was to was to sleep on the [TS]

00:41:56   couch and eat spaghetti [TS]

00:41:57   yeah and my mom never let you like to [TS]

00:41:59   see like walks to write and he loved [TS]

00:42:01   walks so they would go on walks and they [TS]

00:42:04   loved that activity together but she [TS]

00:42:07   never let him eat spaghetti and she [TS]

00:42:08   never let him get on the couch [TS]

00:42:09   why not uh because he because it's her [TS]

00:42:13   couch personal that's true and you don't [TS]

00:42:15   want dog here on the couch and you don't [TS]

00:42:17   want the dog to think that it belongs on [TS]

00:42:18   the causes that couch in the back the [TS]

00:42:20   back window [TS]

00:42:21   that's right and you don't feed the dog [TS]

00:42:23   spaghetti because you're not a dingaling [TS]

00:42:25   right dogs a cat a cat that loves to [TS]

00:42:28   getty that's what's even weirder [TS]

00:42:30   oh yeah well and the cat we've got now I [TS]

00:42:32   hate me i had made some late-night [TS]

00:42:34   macaroni and cheese few weeks ago I sat [TS]

00:42:37   down for a second I I turned back to the [TS]

00:42:39   TV and sit in the dark matter [TS]

00:42:40   well I've never seen this cat devour [TS]

00:42:43   food like the one time i put macaroni on [TS]

00:42:45   the floor she went bananas now my [TS]

00:42:47   understanding and I may be wrong but it [TS]

00:42:49   is that cats are pure carnivores and [TS]

00:42:51   they don't want to eat anything that [TS]

00:42:53   isn't that isn't meat [TS]

00:42:55   I don't know my cats have like any kind [TS]

00:42:58   of vegetable portion of their diet we [TS]

00:43:01   should have John syracuse about this [TS]

00:43:03   might be an adaptation or evolution call [TS]

00:43:05   me that they might have evolved you [TS]

00:43:07   might have evolved well-liked even since [TS]

00:43:08   we got the cash you might have evolved a [TS]

00:43:10   little bit you never know we should ask [TS]

00:43:11   about that but now i don't know i can't [TS]

00:43:13   explain why they would want pasta maybe [TS]

00:43:14   it's the snow [TS]

00:43:15   I you know these are salty pastas might [TS]

00:43:17   not be the pasta it might be as with [TS]

00:43:19   humans it's you know possible to be [TS]

00:43:21   honest it's a convenience for butter and [TS]

00:43:22   salt like so many things in life [TS]

00:43:24   well and also let me I'm sorry to the [TS]

00:43:27   people who have persisted in trying to [TS]

00:43:28   eat their lunch or dinner [TS]

00:43:30   yeah but this is always been a feeling [TS]

00:43:32   of mine [TS]

00:43:33   what does pasta most resembled from the [TS]

00:43:36   natural world worms or uh is any trails [TS]

00:43:45   Oh cuts it looks like guts and that's [TS]

00:43:48   why would definitely put differently you [TS]

00:43:50   watches on be showing you see some guts [TS]

00:43:52   you think wow that that looks a lot like [TS]

00:43:54   lasagna [TS]

00:43:55   yeah that's right and so the reason I [TS]

00:43:58   think that we love pasta is that it [TS]

00:44:01   reminds us in our primitive mind of [TS]

00:44:04   eating the best part of a kill [TS]

00:44:07   uh-huh which is the entrails so we sit [TS]

00:44:11   down to a big plate of spaghetti with [TS]

00:44:12   meat sauce and a little longer controls [TS]

00:44:15   carnivores I bet entrails are a comfort [TS]

00:44:17   food em trails are the best because [TS]

00:44:19   they're also full of the of grains and [TS]

00:44:22   other nutritious all I see your point [TS]

00:44:26   because it's like a double meal you get [TS]

00:44:27   like you get you get a meal inside them [TS]

00:44:29   you know you get like a little prize you [TS]

00:44:30   get you whatever they ate their [TS]

00:44:32   basically and that never occurred to me [TS]

00:44:34   John that's brilliant not to go too deep [TS]

00:44:36   into this [TS]

00:44:36   well what are sausages are sausages are [TS]

00:44:40   like to build a purpose in trail they're [TS]

00:44:42   stuffed and they're basically literally [TS]

00:44:44   they're literally intestines stuff with [TS]

00:44:47   other parts of the animal it's pretty [TS]

00:44:49   it's pretty it's pretty grotesque if you [TS]

00:44:51   really think about which is our natural [TS]

00:44:53   thing you kill you kill the thing and [TS]

00:44:55   everybody jumps around you rip it open [TS]

00:44:57   and the first thing there is basically a [TS]

00:44:59   pile of sausages I enjoy sausage right [TS]

00:45:02   examine their sausages filled with [TS]

00:45:04   whatever the Antelope was most recently [TS]

00:45:07   eating so I think that a cat might think [TS]

00:45:12   when it encounters macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:45:14   that here are some delicious entrails of [TS]

00:45:17   something and I are cats colorblind [TS]

00:45:19   I'm sorry color color sight-impaired I [TS]

00:45:22   think I believe John siracusa yeah a [TS]

00:45:27   kooza gusta a barracuda attic with my [TS]

00:45:32   might know better weather cats have [TS]

00:45:35   evolved to be colorblind [TS]

00:45:37   ok no it's an annotation that's right in [TS]

00:45:39   order to better see prey in the night I [TS]

00:45:43   like those like those goggles this is [TS]

00:45:45   seal team six where's SEAL Team six [TS]

00:45:47   copies if you're in SEAL Team six you're [TS]

00:45:49   basically simulating being a cat that's [TS]

00:45:51   right you put on those goggles and [TS]

00:45:52   suddenly you can see everything better [TS]

00:45:54   you're simulating being a being a cat in [TS]

00:45:56   a in a world that has been terraformed [TS]

00:45:58   under green Sun mmm morning a green moon [TS]

00:46:02   let's call it a green green moon shots [TS]

00:46:04   it's reflecting the light off the green [TS]

00:46:06   sign [TS]

00:46:06   yeah yeah okay all right the baby sun [TS]

00:46:09   hits the green moon you get double green [TS]

00:46:11   now that's why any cackles cackles [TS]

00:46:14   cackles or or it is a I'm sorry not a [TS]

00:46:18   science fiction universe about a [TS]

00:46:21   speculative fiction universe where the [TS]

00:46:23   moon on this planet is actually made of [TS]

00:46:25   green cheese [TS]

00:46:26   oh boy so the Sun could be any color the [TS]

00:46:30   light is reflecting off the green cheese [TS]

00:46:32   and as you know because we're receiving [TS]

00:46:36   the greenlight it means that actually [TS]

00:46:39   every other color was being reflected in [TS]

00:46:43   the green was the one that wasn't being [TS]

00:46:45   is that because of refraction John it [TS]

00:46:47   well it's sort of like a performer is a [TS]

00:46:48   form of refraction it's like a prism but [TS]

00:46:53   it's like it's like a prism except it's [TS]

00:46:56   an innocent project innocence project [TS]

00:46:59   for light it's an innocence project for [TS]

00:47:01   light to using DNA to find just the [TS]

00:47:03   green light exactly [TS]

00:47:04   okay that makes sense i'm glad that we [TS]

00:47:06   had that I'm glad we worked through this [TS]

00:47:07   ourselves that we're helping a lot of [TS]

00:47:09   people today but you can imagine now [TS]

00:47:11   imagine being in SEAL Team six [TS]

00:47:14   uh-huh okay and get a mission that's [TS]

00:47:17   right you've got a mission but maybe the [TS]

00:47:21   US Navy is training these guys because [TS]

00:47:22   they're aware of a planet that has these [TS]

00:47:26   conditions and seal team guys are [TS]

00:47:29   actually astronauts astronauts in [TS]

00:47:32   training and they're not even aware of [TS]

00:47:34   it [TS]

00:47:35   oh that would make a really good [TS]

00:47:36   speculative fiction novel right folks [TS]

00:47:39   see that's so smart it says again but [TS]

00:47:42   it's like ender's game right we can't [TS]

00:47:43   really tell you spoiler we can't really [TS]

00:47:45   tell you what you're training for and [TS]

00:47:47   you may actually be doing the mission [TS]

00:47:48   check it out when you're training for [TS]

00:47:51   your through training you think that you [TS]

00:47:53   are in somalia in the middle of the [TS]

00:47:55   night to kill a warlord thank you for [TS]

00:47:57   your surface but really who foes are [TS]

00:48:01   part of a secret one world government [TS]

00:48:03   that's under the North Pole and they [TS]

00:48:05   come from a planet that's why they have [TS]

00:48:07   big big almond-shaped eyes they come [TS]

00:48:09   from a planet where the moon is made of [TS]

00:48:11   green cheese right right and this group [TS]

00:48:13   of highly trained soldiers is actually [TS]

00:48:15   the first astronaut corps to return to [TS]

00:48:18   the info home planet [TS]

00:48:20   ok I got it and here's the thing we call [TS]

00:48:23   a terraforming which is very earth [TS]

00:48:24   centric that you might be very deforming [TS]

00:48:27   so they're going to find a way to make [TS]

00:48:28   our planet green because that's how they [TS]

00:48:30   roll like greener not a fake ring like [TS]

00:48:32   we've got like a real green like a green [TS]

00:48:33   cheese maybe they're going to do that [TS]

00:48:35   maybe they're going to terraform the [TS]

00:48:36   moon to turn it from the Luna for me [TS]

00:48:39   Luna form which is a great kind of a man [TS]

00:48:43   in a uniform [TS]

00:48:43   that's right it's a it's a sports bra [TS]

00:48:45   but from what front lifts and separates [TS]

00:48:49   thank you [TS]

00:48:51   I don't you know want to reveal the [TS]

00:48:54   money machine counterfeit money machine [TS]

00:48:56   thank you and he was polite [TS]

00:49:00   how many times have we watched the I [TS]

00:49:03   don't know what I've never been happier [TS]

00:49:07   than sitting around in our underwear [TS]

00:49:09   watching that you know in the holidays [TS]

00:49:11   the salad days we haven't even [TS]

00:49:13   discovered the mighty boosh all that's a [TS]

00:49:15   hell of a show [TS]

00:49:16   captain Kevin script in cabinets I'm I'm [TS]

00:49:19   starting I'm never steal team dxtory is [TS]

00:49:21   starting to worry me [TS]

00:49:23   ok also what everybody come back to [TS]

00:49:25   create lists because i think i may have [TS]

00:49:26   discovered some of the greatest pages on [TS]

00:49:28   wikipedia and they're about Crayola [TS]

00:49:30   colors that please continue [TS]

00:49:32   no no I that you have you have just [TS]

00:49:34   dropped some major you have dropped a [TS]

00:49:36   major diarrhea of science right [TS]

00:49:39   chronically Kyle the chronic i wanna [TS]

00:49:41   whenever somebody says i have found the [TS]

00:49:43   best part of wikipedia you have my [TS]

00:49:45   undivided attention because I spend more [TS]

00:49:48   time on wikipedia then I do with my own [TS]

00:49:50   family [TS]

00:49:51   that's as it should be i mean you got [TS]

00:49:53   more learning from Wikipedia Oh have you [TS]

00:49:54   ever donated to wikipedia when they do [TS]

00:49:56   those fundraising things I know this is [TS]

00:49:58   going to be embarrassing and we [TS]

00:49:59   shouldn't know I give my new things but [TS]

00:50:01   haven't given my need them and the [TS]

00:50:03   reason is really terrible [TS]

00:50:04   I i hate those ads they make me they [TS]

00:50:06   make me angry and it's terrible because [TS]

00:50:07   i use it maybe the site that i use more [TS]

00:50:09   than any other full stop [TS]

00:50:11   so should I should do that I i use my [TS]

00:50:13   money the following way I let the market [TS]

00:50:15   decide when an entrepreneur comes up [TS]

00:50:18   with an idea who i will i will let i [TS]

00:50:22   will my money is like well it's the [TS]

00:50:24   market right and so wikipedia has not [TS]

00:50:28   successfully entrepreneurs you two into [TS]

00:50:32   that oil out of my money right they [TS]

00:50:34   entrepreneur you right out of your money [TS]

00:50:37   wikipedia hasn't it's like NPR I just [TS]

00:50:40   turn it off when it asks me for think we [TS]

00:50:42   have a funny story there are mutual [TS]

00:50:44   friends got Simpson he he gives money [TS]

00:50:46   all kinds of stuff like hell just setup [TS]

00:50:48   setup easy time was that he would just [TS]

00:50:50   sit up and I drinking and just every [TS]

00:50:51   night he just donate more money to fix [TS]

00:50:52   kids palette in Iraq like you are very [TS]

00:50:54   generous guy you can do that for a very [TS]

00:50:56   small amount of money you can fix the [TS]

00:50:57   kids palette [TS]

00:50:58   yeah it's a really nice project and I [TS]

00:51:00   get things like that but he inserted a [TS]

00:51:03   thought technology for me that I have [TS]

00:51:04   trouble on thinking now which is you [TS]

00:51:07   know this is boring but but you know p [TS]

00:51:09   yeah [TS]

00:51:10   PPS if the kind of things that they run [TS]

00:51:13   as they're like Marky programs they put [TS]

00:51:16   it this way early nineteen nineties when [TS]

00:51:18   I would when I was very into getting [TS]

00:51:21   very giving very into public meetings [TS]

00:51:22   very into public radio very into public [TS]

00:51:24   TV you know they would show during [TS]

00:51:25   during the fun drives they would show [TS]

00:51:27   something they didn't usually show which [TS]

00:51:29   was a marathon of things like Fawlty [TS]

00:51:31   Towers oh yeah that's what got me into [TS]

00:51:33   fawlty towers and I remember actually i [TS]

00:51:36   was recording since this is so dorky but [TS]

00:51:38   I remember recording fawlty towers and [TS]

00:51:40   the marathon was on and I called to [TS]

00:51:41   donate and I had a VHS for years of my [TS]

00:51:44   name running across the street screaming [TS]

00:51:46   I don't really need to be a big deal to [TS]

00:51:48   be on TV [TS]

00:51:49   ya did it was it like that Bank of old [TS]

00:51:51   people answering phones and then you one [TS]

00:51:53   of them was talking to you now oh yeah I [TS]

00:51:55   did that I mean I did that was not even [TS]

00:51:57   see me don't know I was at home but but [TS]

00:52:00   it was still very much the day where you [TS]

00:52:01   have usually same things that you have a [TS]

00:52:02   man and a woman sitting there not [TS]

00:52:04   they pre-taped them and they buy them in [TS]

00:52:05   packages so little better will be things [TS]

00:52:08   like us whatever Suze Orman is the [TS]

00:52:11   leopard skin moneylady there's her you [TS]

00:52:13   get things like the brain training stuff [TS]

00:52:15   all this brain training stuff or you [TS]

00:52:17   could do up there is always a lot of doo [TS]

00:52:19   wop sure and I don't know but even like [TS]

00:52:21   kqed kqe these main kqd has the largest [TS]

00:52:25   listenership for a given public radio [TS]

00:52:27   station in the United States really yeah [TS]

00:52:30   it's really quite large but it was WGN [TS]

00:52:32   in Boston [TS]

00:52:33   ah I don't think so WBEZ Boston so21 of [TS]

00:52:39   you or I their day to resume good [TS]

00:52:44   uh anyway but you know the trouble is we [TS]

00:52:47   need those brain training things which I [TS]

00:52:49   have to say have off for a long time [TS]

00:52:50   seemed kinda like BS it's one thing to [TS]

00:52:52   say oh grandma does sodoku and she seems [TS]

00:52:55   a little smarter and when that are going [TS]

00:52:56   to say BS or PBS ppl peanut butter [TS]

00:53:00   canned shit anyway i'm looking at the [TS]

00:53:04   page essentially this links if you ok no [TS]

00:53:06   it's all right sorry sorry i sent you a [TS]

00:53:08   link to the list of crayola crayon [TS]

00:53:10   colors [TS]

00:53:11   oh this is this something where the [TS]

00:53:13   flesh turns into a flasher [TS]

00:53:15   oh yeah there's stuff my bad you didn't [TS]

00:53:17   wash and you got the waters what I saw [TS]

00:53:19   one time I remember like an engineering [TS]

00:53:20   diagram of the changes over the years [TS]

00:53:23   and this one's more textual it's this is [TS]

00:53:26   so beautiful and amazing [TS]

00:53:28   oh I didn't know anything about this [TS]

00:53:31   marilyn is a color called macaroni and [TS]

00:53:33   cheese introducing any number three [TS]

00:53:35   look at this robin's egg blue you know I [TS]

00:53:37   think what you just did was you just you [TS]

00:53:40   just foreshadowed my next collection all [TS]

00:53:43   it's a great look at that look at that [TS]

00:53:44   image huh [TS]

00:53:44   when you let me have some of those in [TS]

00:53:45   your house can you imagine what that [TS]

00:53:47   would be like to imagine [TS]

00:53:48   uh-huh let's imagine look around look at [TS]

00:53:51   these typefaces to permanent geranium [TS]

00:53:53   lake 234 my song [TS]

00:54:00   he's off supply got a big weights look [TS]

00:54:01   like permanent geranium lake is some [TS]

00:54:04   some natural feature on the on the [TS]

00:54:07   uniform [TS]

00:54:08   what's been uniformed yeah sure it's [TS]

00:54:10   raining in like maybe like you I took [TS]

00:54:11   you off that first we'll have to say I [TS]

00:54:13   think if you're gonna you're gonna be a [TS]

00:54:14   new pho it's a good idea if you have the [TS]

00:54:17   technology [TS]

00:54:17   GN assume you do to build your base [TS]

00:54:18   under the North Pole who's going to [TS]

00:54:20   check who's gonna check there [TS]

00:54:22   that's right they don't even dust that [TS]

00:54:23   like you don't know I mean having people [TS]

00:54:24   at the North Pole right now [TS]

00:54:26   mm I counting a counting the guys from [TS]

00:54:30   Top Gear accounting Jeremy Clarkson [TS]

00:54:32   administration three humans [TS]

00:54:36   I'm so I would love it if we just stayed [TS]

00:54:37   there three human sense 700,000 UFOs [TS]

00:54:42   under the under the ice cap Alexa how [TS]

00:54:46   many people are at the North Pole right [TS]

00:54:47   now nothing [TS]

00:54:53   oh well that baffled alexa try again [TS]

00:54:55   I'll try with i'll try with Siri how [TS]

00:54:58   many people are at the North Pole right [TS]

00:55:00   now huh i'm gonna say 12 Siri is it [TS]

00:55:06   raining [TS]

00:55:08   uh-oh there's a place called North Pole [TS]

00:55:11   Alaska and that has a population of 2178 [TS]

00:55:14   now I've been to North Pole ask that [TS]

00:55:16   seems that's that seems that's that's [TS]

00:55:17   some shot in gaming John no no the [TS]

00:55:20   reason that North Pole Alaska is named [TS]

00:55:22   what is named is who sends letters to [TS]

00:55:24   the north pole 0 children [TS]

00:55:27   that's right and if children send their [TS]

00:55:30   children charities right if children [TS]

00:55:32   sends a letter to the North Pole words [TS]

00:55:35   ago sea ice and they just throw away [TS]

00:55:38   right except they don't they send them [TS]

00:55:41   to the North Pole Alaska you think they [TS]

00:55:43   still do that [TS]

00:55:44   sure their kids all around i mean think [TS]

00:55:46   about all the kids that all the kitchen [TS]

00:55:48   children if children writes a letter it [TS]

00:55:50   goes through the postal system and [TS]

00:55:51   somehow that gets conveyed to North Pole [TS]

00:55:53   Alaska that's right that's tremendous [TS]

00:55:55   that's right if you know do they know [TS]

00:55:57   it's Christmas in Africa yes they do [TS]

00:55:59   they know they just don't care because [TS]

00:56:00   they don't really observe it there they [TS]

00:56:02   know now because of Bob Geldof right and [TS]

00:56:05   what it was a free service [TS]

00:56:07   it's right in the song send your letters [TS]

00:56:11   to our North Pole Alaska I think it so I [TS]

00:56:14   think it was sung by willie nelson you [TS]

00:56:16   let and your leadership in like manner [TS]

00:56:20   shape that's right let it let it in one [TS]

00:56:22   of these colors one of these Crayola [TS]

00:56:24   colors i think i'm not even i'm not even [TS]

00:56:26   out of the Reds dark Venetian red yeah [TS]

00:56:30   how do they know how do they know what [TS]

00:56:32   dark Venetian red looks like i guess in [TS]

00:56:35   some ways they get to be the armature [TS]

00:56:36   look at somebody made a distinction of [TS]

00:56:39   thistle vs orchid macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:42   and looks very much like the color that [TS]

00:56:45   we used to call flesh that's right yes [TS]

00:56:48   it doesn't look like macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:50   though it looks like macaroni and cheese [TS]

00:56:51   that somebody put some ketchup in one of [TS]

00:56:54   these from hang on 1903 all they could [TS]

00:56:56   name the shit out of some colors in 1903 [TS]

00:56:58   dood van Dyke Brown as scary as i got to [TS]

00:57:03   make some Van Dyke Brown you got burnt [TS]

00:57:05   or raw umber yeah inchworm inchworm [TS]

00:57:09   mountain meadow flash tent there it is [TS]

00:57:11   flesh flash flesh for fantasy permanent [TS]

00:57:15   magenta / but hey there's a permanent [TS]

00:57:21   geranium lake [TS]

00:57:22   look at that hold on right in them okay [TS]

00:57:25   see now I'm starting to get suspicious [TS]

00:57:26   we're looking through the yellows then [TS]

00:57:28   we come down to the Greens then we come [TS]

00:57:30   down to the blues and right in the [TS]

00:57:32   middle between turquoise blue and [TS]

00:57:33   sky-blue there is a color which is the [TS]

00:57:38   darkest black blue in the world [TS]

00:57:41   completely out of place [TS]

00:57:43   uh-huh this color wheel and it's called [TS]

00:57:45   outer space [TS]

00:57:46   what you find that what you're not an [TS]

00:57:49   outer SE 1998 to present differently [TS]

00:57:52   after after we became after the UFOs [TS]

00:57:55   revealed themselves i don't think i've [TS]

00:57:57   ever seen that color before outer space [TS]

00:57:59   I'm not sure I mean really fully [TS]

00:58:00   experiencing that color because I look [TS]

00:58:01   at it as I stare at it it's kind of [TS]

00:58:03   black it's kind of blew its kind of [TS]

00:58:05   green right and it was not belong [TS]

00:58:07   between turquoise blue sky blue it [TS]

00:58:09   belongs down by midnight blue it belongs [TS]

00:58:11   but between midnight blue and navy blue [TS]

00:58:13   why is it where it is if if not if not [TS]

00:58:16   as a as an indicator as a trigger [TS]

00:58:19   maybe uh huh to remind us how I see if [TS]

00:58:22   1998 let's get a little shot of what [TS]

00:58:24   outer space looks like it's getting [TS]

00:58:26   talking about this let's get him talking [TS]

00:58:27   about it we've got we've got the first [TS]

00:58:29   astronaut corps in training [TS]

00:58:30   eventually we're gonna do the reveal and [TS]

00:58:33   when who's going to do the reveal this [TS]

00:58:35   is why this is why the Republican [TS]

00:58:36   Congress won't consider a new Supreme [TS]

00:58:39   Court doesn't want to meet with them [TS]

00:58:41   they won't even meet with them because [TS]

00:58:42   they know that work [TS]

00:58:43   I mean close to reveal day revealed is [TS]

00:58:46   coming revealed days come almost every [TS]

00:58:48   one of these names not everyone but many [TS]

00:58:50   of these names introduced in the [TS]

00:58:51   nineties especially the middle late [TS]

00:58:53   nineties the that many of them do sound [TS]

00:58:55   like something from urban dictionary up [TS]

00:58:59   their color called neo-maxi zoom dweeby [TS]

00:59:03   I don't think so but she can get you got [TS]

00:59:07   mango tango which sounds like a sammy [TS]

00:59:08   hagar record and for Mango Tango guitar [TS]

00:59:13   can shoot the balls off of a bowl from I [TS]

00:59:18   don't know where that come from but that [TS]

00:59:20   should do calm now [TS]

00:59:22   banana mania right all of these sound [TS]

00:59:25   like drinks at a Jimmy Buffett ah well [TS]

00:59:30   blue yonder that totally sell these do [TS]

00:59:32   purple mountains majesty [TS]

00:59:33   yep yep I just feel like I'm at feel [TS]

00:59:35   like I'm at cabana and Key West can get [TS]

00:59:37   you can I kind of cool get your fresh [TS]

00:59:39   raspberry jam haha how the razzmatazz we [TS]

00:59:43   try to razzmatazz [TS]

00:59:44   oh you know it's good i'm still deciding [TS]

00:59:47   between the mobile lists and the picture [TS]

00:59:49   but in the fuzzy wuzzy these also matrix [TS]

00:59:51   deserts and now that doesn't drink [TS]

00:59:53   timberwolf antique brass antique brass [TS]

00:59:55   antique brass they so there is a [TS]

00:59:57   razzmatazz razzmatazz present at [TS]

00:59:57   razzmatazz razzmatazz present at [TS]

01:00:00   this is a what's called a hot-pink what [TS]

01:00:02   we call that yeah it's a hot pink but [TS]

01:00:03   look up there jazz berry jam is really i [TS]

01:00:05   mean are these drag queen names [TS]

01:00:08   ladies and gentlemen give a nice warm [TS]

01:00:10   welcome to eggplant has berry jam or [TS]

01:00:16   yeah or are they are they drink names [TS]

01:00:17   and then here we get down below the [TS]

01:00:19   Pink's first of all eggplant doesn't [TS]

01:00:21   belong under jazz berry jam either you [TS]

01:00:23   should edit this you should have this [TS]

01:00:24   page we get down below carmine and blush [TS]

01:00:28   and tickle me pink who know right yeah I [TS]

01:00:32   see a big get pink pink pink pink blush [TS]

01:00:34   right tickle me pink mobilis sherbert [TS]

01:00:38   this is sure but how do you say it [TS]

01:00:40   well it should be sure but but that is a [TS]

01:00:43   sherbert they haven't listed as sherbert [TS]

01:00:46   oh listen to this triple a sweet name [TS]

01:00:48   for a dog if sherbet or sherbert [TS]

01:00:51   sherbert all sherbert with you get Nancy [TS]

01:00:53   Chandler sherbert that would be a great [TS]

01:00:56   name for a son [TS]

01:00:57   haha those are bird is my boy sherbert [TS]

01:01:00   and people be like uh-huh uh-huh that's [TS]

01:01:03   if you look at if you look at pink [TS]

01:01:05   sherbert you look over in the metadata [TS]

01:01:08   and it was formerly known as brink pink [TS]

01:01:11   drink pink you think thats that's [TS]

01:01:14   considered insensitive to the pink [TS]

01:01:17   community or something [TS]

01:01:18   uh oh it was formerly known as bring [TS]

01:01:19   pink between 1998 in 2005 so sometime in [TS]

01:01:23   2005 somebody a crayola was like bring [TS]

01:01:25   Pink's not working let's call it pink [TS]

01:01:27   sherbert fuzzy-wuzzy used to be called [TS]

01:01:30   fuzzy-wuzzy brown which sounds like a [TS]

01:01:33   question [TS]

01:01:34   fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy wuzzy who [TS]

01:01:37   about that then we get down into this [TS]

01:01:39   bottom part of the color wheel where all [TS]

01:01:42   these colors just don't belong to we [TS]

01:01:44   don't belong it seems like sometimes [TS]

01:01:45   when you get into the browns and grays [TS]

01:01:47   people get confused about how to [TS]

01:01:48   continue [TS]

01:01:49   well I do this is what you want manatee [TS]

01:01:50   manatee is a kind of blue gray put it [TS]

01:01:53   out put it right off the key west right [TS]

01:01:55   with the recipes for their very they're [TS]

01:01:56   gentle giants I feel like own we're not [TS]

01:01:59   even down to razzle-dazzle rose and [TS]

01:02:03   blizzard blue well but so I arranged my [TS]

01:02:06   shirts by color did you know this if you [TS]

01:02:08   like i didn't i didn't go without [TS]

01:02:11   respect to collar type or french cuff [TS]

01:02:13   you know you totally by telling you like [TS]

01:02:15   those hipsters with the books [TS]

01:02:17   oh yeah except i hate that when I walk [TS]

01:02:19   into somebody's house in their [TS]

01:02:20   bookshelves are arranged by color I want [TS]

01:02:21   to kick them that's it have you seen the [TS]

01:02:23   new thing where people went backwards to [TS]

01:02:26   start with the page is facing out what [TS]

01:02:28   was the point of that it's it's really [TS]

01:02:31   telling to me that's telling that they [TS]

01:02:33   bought their books by the pound [TS]

01:02:35   yeah basically you could buy books by [TS]

01:02:36   the foot like ESO books by the foot you [TS]

01:02:39   could buy them and you you're certainly [TS]

01:02:41   not going to read them they're mainly [TS]

01:02:42   just things to fill up your bookcase [TS]

01:02:43   full of books to fill up the Billy [TS]

01:02:46   because you know Jonathan Coulton family [TS]

01:02:48   arranged their books by color at one [TS]

01:02:50   point and I challenge him on it was like [TS]

01:02:53   you better explain this or I'm gonna [TS]

01:02:54   kick you right in the knee and he said I [TS]

01:02:56   can find any book on that shelf [TS]

01:02:58   huh and so I had him turn around and i [TS]

01:03:01   named a couple of books and he turned [TS]

01:03:03   and went right to him [TS]

01:03:04   we're being insensitive I don't know I [TS]

01:03:06   bet you there i bet you we have [TS]

01:03:07   listeners that are looking at they're [TS]

01:03:09   color-coordinated bookshelf right now [TS]

01:03:10   and wondering whether they made a [TS]

01:03:13   mistake or whether that's really [TS]

01:03:16   something that they're gonna stick by [TS]

01:03:18   it's a little cute but I arrange my [TS]

01:03:21   shirts by color and I had a conversation [TS]

01:03:23   with somebody the other day when I was [TS]

01:03:24   like do you do you imagine that I should [TS]

01:03:27   put my short sleeve shirts in with the [TS]

01:03:29   long sleeve shirts because the short [TS]

01:03:32   sleeve shirts belong there [TS]

01:03:34   according to the color wheel principle [TS]

01:03:36   even though they're totally different [TS]

01:03:38   kind of shirt this person advise me yes [TS]

01:03:41   they thought that the shirts a lot of [TS]

01:03:44   short sleeves belong mixed in with the [TS]

01:03:47   long sleeves in order to have them [TS]

01:03:50   arranged by color and I did it and then [TS]

01:03:52   I hated it and I took all the short [TS]

01:03:54   sleeve shirts out and arrange them by [TS]

01:03:56   color on a separate track I I think [TS]

01:04:00   there's something to be learned from how [TS]

01:04:03   libraries were run for a long time which [TS]

01:04:07   is that the books are put onto the [TS]

01:04:09   shelves in a very specific order that [TS]

01:04:11   never wavers and if you want some [TS]

01:04:13   flexibility and how you find stuff you [TS]

01:04:15   use the card catalog so you can go to [TS]

01:04:17   subject you go to offer you could get [TS]

01:04:20   CSC also or something like that i don't [TS]

01:04:22   think that should be happening [TS]

01:04:23   tactically at the at the book level now [TS]

01:04:25   at the shirt level for most people i'd [TS]

01:04:27   say they can get away with that in your [TS]

01:04:28   case you have a fair amount of shirts [TS]

01:04:30   right [TS]

01:04:31   sadly i have i have a ridiculous amount [TS]

01:04:34   of shirts and this is it's beyond fair [TS]

01:04:36   amount it's beyond unfair amount it's [TS]

01:04:39   beyond unfair amount m2 redonkulous it's [TS]

01:04:43   even past ridiculous it's all the way to [TS]

01:04:45   redonkulous which I'll notice is one of [TS]

01:04:47   these chrome Crayola colors redonkulous [TS]

01:04:49   and also would be a great name for a kid [TS]

01:04:51   on suites resort surely be pretty name [TS]

01:04:54   for a girl [TS]

01:04:55   cerulli and corn flour so really it [TS]

01:04:58   would be a great name for a girl that [TS]

01:04:59   you were sending to to live under the [TS]

01:05:01   North Pole as a kind of emissary that's [TS]

01:05:04   a good writer like you don't have a last [TS]

01:05:05   name she's just called cerulean truly [TS]

01:05:07   and she walks up and down the halls in a [TS]

01:05:09   pencil skirt carrying eight some kind of [TS]

01:05:11   like armload of got here got a hair in a [TS]

01:05:15   bun in the oven or some kind of some [TS]

01:05:18   kind of what was that what was that a [TS]

01:05:20   movie with the bruce willis where the [TS]

01:05:23   girl had orange chair all little dallas [TS]

01:05:27   multipass mono yeah it's a it's a [TS]

01:05:30   fulfillment of fifth element in dallas [TS]

01:05:32   multipass yeah so it's a kind of Fifth [TS]

01:05:34   Element scene where cerulli and the has [TS]

01:05:38   like crazy hair [TS]

01:05:40   uh-huh she's carrying arms not blue hair [TS]

01:05:42   it's absolutely too on the nose yeah you [TS]

01:05:44   might have [TS]

01:05:45   she might have a maximum red purple or [TS]

01:05:47   mulberry or thistle hair yeah it's well [TS]

01:05:49   it's lesbian here let's be honest the [TS]

01:05:51   people the best hair in the world is [TS]

01:05:54   lesbian hair I want to get my haircut [TS]

01:05:55   wherever the lesbians go exactly the [TS]

01:05:58   astonishing is astonishing how good [TS]

01:06:00   LESBIAN terrorist it is always the best [TS]

01:06:02   hair even the lesbians have thicker hair [TS]

01:06:05   John it seems to me like a lot of [TS]

01:06:06   lessons have a nice thick head like you [TS]

01:06:08   know you and I we both suffer from this [TS]

01:06:09   problem we have we have a dense amount [TS]

01:06:11   of hair but we have skinny hairs densely [TS]

01:06:13   packed i think even the skinhead [TS]

01:06:15   lesbians have better haircuts that we do [TS]

01:06:17   that's just it doesn't it's I've never [TS]

01:06:19   done it doesn't seem fair because God [TS]

01:06:20   God love and they've been through a lot [TS]

01:06:22   they deserve the good hair but could you [TS]

01:06:23   share a little love at this point I mean [TS]

01:06:25   you know it's 2016 kind of get a decent [TS]

01:06:27   haircut [TS]

01:06:27   well just make a book where it is [TS]

01:06:29   explained just just make some kind of [TS]

01:06:31   book where you explain what you're doing [TS]

01:06:33   why it is that you have the better even [TS]

01:06:36   asking for a phone number I'm saying I'm [TS]

01:06:38   saying just gave me an idea how to even [TS]

01:06:40   approach this that's right give me an [TS]

01:06:41   idea just share your wisdom [TS]

01:06:44   it's not it isn't like thrifting it's [TS]

01:06:46   not where you go somewhere and it didn't [TS]

01:06:47   work out your fine I'm out of the game [TS]

01:06:49   for two months if I don't make the right [TS]

01:06:51   decision I'm certainly not gonna have [TS]

01:06:52   like 80 laying here [TS]

01:06:53   well this is the thing about was being [TS]

01:06:54   here it is good across the spectrum [TS]

01:06:56   right it's not okay i see bad lesbian [TS]

01:06:59   haircuts much anymore so this is what [TS]

01:07:01   I'm saying even though even that the [TS]

01:07:02   typical like Butch like flattop they get [TS]

01:07:05   a better flattop and I can get a better [TS]

01:07:06   flattop it's denser hair i don't i don't [TS]

01:07:09   think it's about the hair i think it's [TS]

01:07:10   about the science or speculation you [TS]

01:07:13   think they're working for the UFOs you [TS]

01:07:15   think they might be working with [TS]

01:07:16   cerulean I think that cerulean [TS]

01:07:18   definitely has a lesbian haircut she saw [TS]

01:07:20   regardless of sexual preference because [TS]

01:07:23   she's orientation gender let's set those [TS]

01:07:25   things aside she has you go you go [TS]

01:07:27   that's got a goddamn lesbian haircut and [TS]

01:07:29   God love her because she's got info [TS]

01:07:30   technology right she wins she has she [TS]

01:07:33   met him she might have taught them how [TS]

01:07:35   to haridwar know about that but it's [TS]

01:07:37   been i think i think was being here has [TS]

01:07:39   been you're gonna go right past [TS]

01:07:40   terraform oh I didn't even hear hear [TS]

01:07:43   form a cerulean harrogate those static [TS]

01:07:46   she's got a clipboard [TS]

01:07:48   no not a clipboard I think she's got an [TS]

01:07:49   arm full of Kindles i just got I see [TS]

01:07:52   she's got like nine Kindles and she's [TS]

01:07:54   cradling them like a like a bunch of [TS]

01:07:56   baby ducks who when she's walking down a [TS]

01:07:58   hall on ice hall under the ocean and in [TS]

01:08:04   a pencil skirt in a pencil skirt and [TS]

01:08:05   it's just like something out of out of a [TS]

01:08:08   a will ferrell movie or whatever whoever [TS]

01:08:10   the will is that has that the bad kids [TS]

01:08:13   that everybody hates sure you got the [TS]

01:08:16   guy that's the guy from men in black the [TS]

01:08:17   fresh prince many african-american so [TS]

01:08:20   he's walking a woman he's walking along [TS]

01:08:23   a whole and there's a bunch of photos of [TS]

01:08:24   different kinds with guy that looks like [TS]

01:08:26   a rhinoceros the banned from the city & [TS]

01:08:29   cantina see now right right the [TS]

01:08:31   Hammerhead guy and she's just a human [TS]

01:08:33   with killer hair carrying an armload of [TS]

01:08:36   Kindles that is not a hurry at all [TS]

01:08:38   though a furry [TS]

01:08:40   no but she had a Chippewa Fox tickler [TS]

01:08:43   she made and she's not a furry but she [TS]

01:08:46   may have a rabbit tail butt plug it in [TS]

01:08:49   because that's what they do now right [TS]

01:08:53   that's just what they do you think [TS]

01:08:54   that's for me that's that's not for you [TS]

01:08:56   that's for me this is this is this is [TS]

01:08:58   for me i'm gonna i can do my work [TS]

01:09:00   I'm not here to be judged i got an [TS]

01:09:01   excellent haircut and I got it I got a [TS]

01:09:03   butt plug is me and yeah that's right my [TS]

01:09:04   cut a little hole in the back of my [TS]

01:09:06   pencil skirt so that my grabber tailback [TS]

01:09:08   clicks and stick out but i'm not a furry [TS]

01:09:10   em I'm just doing this for me [TS]

01:09:12   yeah yeah this does I'm not part of some [TS]

01:09:15   subculture this isn't like a yellow [TS]

01:09:16   handkerchief in my right bat back pocket [TS]

01:09:19   or yellow handkerchief in your butt [TS]

01:09:20   anyway so when i'm organizing my shirts [TS]

01:09:28   i always get down here just like on this [TS]

01:09:29   curio love color wheel [TS]

01:09:31   yeah I get down to the to the to the [TS]

01:09:33   backside and I don't know where to put [TS]

01:09:37   the Greens you know what I mean I have [TS]

01:09:41   trouble processing greens because I get [TS]

01:09:43   a little confused about the different [TS]

01:09:44   greens because here they put yellow they [TS]

01:09:48   put they started red and then they put [TS]

01:09:51   then they go to orange yellow green [TS]

01:09:53   right that's the that's the roy g biv [TS]

01:09:56   Rajat Bhatia but I start with white [TS]

01:09:59   because where does that mean you have a [TS]

01:10:01   lot of white shirts if you have as many [TS]

01:10:02   shirts as me and where do you fit the [TS]

01:10:04   whites i think in the alphabetic colors [TS]

01:10:06   you start with white and then with them [TS]

01:10:07   with black you start with white but you [TS]

01:10:09   can't immediately go from white to red [TS]

01:10:11   you have to go from white girl like that [TS]

01:10:14   I'm feeling extremely old fashioned [TS]

01:10:15   right now because I feel like there's [TS]

01:10:17   almost exactly one kind of thing that [TS]

01:10:20   should be organized by color and that [TS]

01:10:22   would be convinces like crayons that are [TS]

01:10:25   used for imbuing color onto other things [TS]

01:10:27   organizing those things by color makes a [TS]

01:10:30   lot of sense organizing most other [TS]

01:10:31   things that is just not the way my brain [TS]

01:10:33   works well I I feel based on utility [TS]

01:10:36   like the way i would organize a kitchen [TS]

01:10:38   which is mostly not much at all but like [TS]

01:10:40   I always put the color in this one area [TS]

01:10:41   at the high-frequency non knives go in [TS]

01:10:45   this drawer the lower frequency non nice [TS]

01:10:47   going this other drawer and if anything [TS]

01:10:49   changes that system it's very [TS]

01:10:50   off-putting to me so non knife is like a [TS]

01:10:52   spatula or a spoon that has holes in it [TS]

01:10:54   right get a slotted spoon won't have the [TS]

01:10:57   the temperature thing you got the [TS]

01:10:59   silicon bans any of the things that you [TS]

01:11:01   need and that is all the various cooking [TS]

01:11:02   app [TS]

01:11:03   rats but I would never think about [TS]

01:11:04   organizing those I mean even even stuff [TS]

01:11:07   that's the princes the problem this is [TS]

01:11:09   like one of those design kinds of things [TS]

01:11:10   is like something that looks well [TS]

01:11:12   organized is not necessarily going to be [TS]

01:11:15   a useful thing [TS]

01:11:17   oh no wait a minute go on well you know [TS]

01:11:19   there's these trends that people go [TS]

01:11:21   through the whole knowing things like [TS]

01:11:22   I'm gonna lay things out in this grid [TS]

01:11:24   and it's gonna be more like I understand [TS]

01:11:26   that you know if that makes you happy [TS]

01:11:27   like that to me is like a bug like God [TS]

01:11:30   love you have fun with that [TS]

01:11:31   that's um Adam Savage stuff he said he's [TS]

01:11:34   an older is an older you have seen him [TS]

01:11:36   know you know what Adam Savage does he [TS]

01:11:37   make stuff [TS]

01:11:38   yeah that's true he makes stuff just an [TS]

01:11:40   old we watch out we watched show where [TS]

01:11:42   he made a cannon out of a water heater [TS]

01:11:43   yesterday who hasn't made a cannon out [TS]

01:11:45   of a water you I thought about it but [TS]

01:11:47   what kind of what kind of cannon ball do [TS]

01:11:49   you shoot out of a water heater [TS]

01:11:51   I don't know we skipped over the dark [TS]

01:11:52   knight after that it feels it feels to [TS]

01:11:53   me like what you're doing when you make [TS]

01:11:55   a canada of a water heater is you are [TS]

01:11:57   shooting piglets [TS]

01:11:59   oh ok right I I suppose you're sending [TS]

01:12:02   the pictures you've seen the pictures of [TS]

01:12:03   the guy that goes out and Noel's parking [TS]

01:12:06   lots right where he moves the cars [TS]

01:12:07   around until they're all in the right [TS]

01:12:09   spot I think you know that stuff does [TS]

01:12:13   not tickle my brain the tickle the way [TS]

01:12:14   it was a lot of other people's brains [TS]

01:12:16   what about people that talk like this on [TS]

01:12:18   the internet and apps like little mouth [TS]

01:12:20   sounds always talk about smacking oh [TS]

01:12:25   yeah it does that tickle your friends I [TS]

01:12:27   a.s.a ski ask you to [TS]

01:12:32   it's like asking yard ask you what's [TS]

01:12:34   interesting is in the section called [TS]

01:12:35   multicultural section 2.5 of the list of [TS]

01:12:37   crayola crayon colors section called [TS]

01:12:40   multicultural i think is interesting for [TS]

01:12:42   several reasons because well let's take [TS]

01:12:44   his red let's say what we haven't been [TS]

01:12:46   saying which is that for our youth for [TS]

01:12:48   our crayon our prime crayon using years [TS]

01:12:51   I suspect you and i both had one crayon [TS]

01:12:53   in anything over probably starting at [TS]

01:12:55   the 16 but definitely 48 certainly in [TS]

01:12:57   the 64 your crayon if memory serves was [TS]

01:13:00   called flash installed flesh and the [TS]

01:13:02   thing is it was the was the flesh color [TS]

01:13:04   of somebody you really wouldn't like it [TS]

01:13:06   was like somebody from like North [TS]

01:13:07   Georgia it was if you like a peach [TS]

01:13:10   oh yeah and then at a certain point was [TS]

01:13:11   determined I think very intelligently [TS]

01:13:13   that the hey you know that's that's [TS]

01:13:14   that's a little bit [TS]

01:13:16   that's a little bit let me that's the [TS]

01:13:17   sort of normative there are a lot of [TS]

01:13:19   there are a lot of other kinds of flesh [TS]

01:13:22   I only I may be misusing the word [TS]

01:13:24   normative because i have used it [TS]

01:13:26   incorrectly on purpose for so long I [TS]

01:13:28   know it's hard to go back so it 1992 [TS]

01:13:30   trailer released a set of eight [TS]

01:13:31   multicultural crayons and italics which [TS]

01:13:34   quote come in an assortment of skin [TS]

01:13:35   heals I'd like to try that come in that [TS]

01:13:37   you get haha well [TS]

01:13:40   oh wait a minute wait a minute what's [TS]

01:13:42   that called like the common varieties [TS]

01:13:45   didn't use boy I'm open [TS]

01:13:48   oh boy the fox tail on oh boy eight [TS]

01:13:51   colors used came from their standard [TS]

01:13:53   list of colors and the sellers for the [TS]

01:13:54   most part well received in there has [TS]

01:13:55   been some criticism footnote 14 now what [TS]

01:13:58   this thing is these are overtly these [TS]

01:14:00   are called multicultural out of it said [TS]

01:14:02   on the box [TS]

01:14:02   this is for coloring people who aren't [TS]

01:14:04   white or are Caucasian right so here's [TS]

01:14:06   what the colors are called apricot black [TS]

01:14:08   like black is pound sign 0000 that is [TS]

01:14:15   true black in internet terms you got [TS]

01:14:17   burnt sienna you got mahogany which is a [TS]

01:14:20   kind of a reddish you got peach CPI tan [TS]

01:14:23   and then full on white is that kind of [TS]

01:14:25   interesting but they didn't call them [TS]

01:14:27   they didn't call them like a Palestinian [TS]

01:14:31   or right ethiopian yellow cree or or [TS]

01:14:35   what you're saying it's interesting that [TS]

01:14:37   they still gave it these colors even [TS]

01:14:39   though this is the multicultural [TS]

01:14:40   addition that was kind of interesting [TS]

01:14:41   well i feel 1992 is a pretty fraught [TS]

01:14:44   year in political correctness Voyager [TS]

01:14:45   was I was right in the center of you [TS]

01:14:47   know I was in college still because i [TS]

01:14:49   was in college from 1987 to 2007 team so [TS]

01:14:56   clip it's anybody's gonna go fill out a [TS]

01:14:59   form you're done in 92 uh I was doing [TS]

01:15:02   those were though that's [TS]

01:15:04   third-generation feminism we were really [TS]

01:15:06   going at each other than I remember the [TS]

01:15:08   first time I ever heard that phrase was [TS]

01:15:09   an interview with your Instagram buddy [TS]

01:15:11   Michael Stipe on MTV and for it [TS]

01:15:15   it was around that time as I think maybe [TS]

01:15:17   in the late eighties but he was the [TS]

01:15:18   first person I ever heard use the phrase [TS]

01:15:20   politically correct Michael Michael [TS]

01:15:22   Stipe yeah I mean I've heard since then [TS]

01:15:25   lots of times but he's the first person [TS]

01:15:26   I ever heard that I remember ever using [TS]

01:15:29   that phrase it goes in and out [TS]

01:15:30   in another fashion and is using any kind [TS]

01:15:32   of a meta way we're saying yeah well [TS]

01:15:34   that's kind of thing that we would say [TS]

01:15:35   today is not really politically correct [TS]

01:15:36   right Xena matter how about you know I'm [TS]

01:15:41   on my I'm disinterested and uninterested [TS]

01:15:43   in this but I first met you and now to [TS]

01:15:46   love em huh [TS]

01:15:48   so I think what I think the reason that [TS]

01:15:50   you have to call these colors apricot [TS]

01:15:53   and mahogany is that even within various [TS]

01:15:58   cultures ethnic groups there's a lot of [TS]

01:16:00   variation in skin tone so if you were to [TS]

01:16:02   say ethiopian there's going to be a lot [TS]

01:16:05   of people in Ethiopia that doesn't look [TS]

01:16:07   like like our friend grant is [TS]

01:16:09   african-american [TS]

01:16:10   yeah that's right from Africa means he's [TS]

01:16:12   a he's one of the whitest people I've [TS]

01:16:13   ever met [TS]

01:16:14   he's uh comes from German aristocracy [TS]

01:16:16   and he's from Africa [TS]

01:16:18   yeah or like John boyega the the [TS]

01:16:20   wonderful actor from Star Wars he's [TS]

01:16:22   kinda sick of people calling [TS]

01:16:23   african-american he's like well no I'm [TS]

01:16:24   from England haha quit doing that well [TS]

01:16:27   our John accuses Joseph yousa well I [TS]

01:16:32   know Italian in these are totally [TS]

01:16:33   Italian guy but they didn't speak [TS]

01:16:34   Italian his household was i right [TS]

01:16:36   they didn't speak Italian because there [TS]

01:16:38   were there because it was that immigrant [TS]

01:16:40   thing where the grandmother wanted their [TS]

01:16:41   kids to assimilate I i think that we [TS]

01:16:45   talked about this on different program i [TS]

01:16:46   can give you one thought on race and [TS]

01:16:48   cultural oh boy I thought on race and [TS]

01:16:50   culture and I was thinking about uh fair [TS]

01:16:52   amount of the last few years [TS]

01:16:53   think about it for a long time there [TS]

01:16:56   have been let's put it this way there [TS]

01:16:58   have been people who said hey you know [TS]

01:16:59   we should be a little cooler about race [TS]

01:17:01   and stop making it this divide where the [TS]

01:17:04   divide is important and we make the [TS]

01:17:06   rules as white people for why that [TS]

01:17:08   divide is important I think in some form [TS]

01:17:10   or fashion that's been a lot of the [TS]

01:17:11   problem for ever [TS]

01:17:13   I and the Indians things though even up [TS]

01:17:15   into the last five or so years that is [TS]

01:17:18   still been a real struggle nothing it's [TS]

01:17:20   not a struggle anymore but you know what [TS]

01:17:21   there's a part of me that thinks that [TS]

01:17:23   when it comes to I treating people of [TS]

01:17:27   different races like normal people [TS]

01:17:29   treating people of different genders [TS]

01:17:30   orientations etc as people when that was [TS]

01:17:35   still when that still felt like a mostly [TS]

01:17:38   digital thing like you're you're white [TS]

01:17:40   or not white [TS]

01:17:41   you're straight or not straight oh I [TS]

01:17:42   assume i think that buying [TS]

01:17:44   Mary yeah but then you start meeting [TS]

01:17:46   people where you're like I'm not even [TS]

01:17:47   sure why I hate you because you don't [TS]

01:17:49   mean like Oh Bruce Bruce Jenner becomes [TS]

01:17:52   a woman which he feels like he's always [TS]

01:17:54   been pleased also a Republican whose [TS]

01:17:56   anti-gay that is such a mind bomb for [TS]

01:17:59   people of a certain age and I think they [TS]

01:18:01   haven't recovered I think those going [TS]

01:18:03   beyond those white sand box of getting [TS]

01:18:06   beyond those apricots and peaches I [TS]

01:18:08   think that is is the terraform that has [TS]

01:18:10   cost a lot of changes it's so confusing [TS]

01:18:12   now that you wouldn't know what racial [TS]

01:18:14   epithet to call somebody right what are [TS]

01:18:16   you gonna do what are you gonna yell at [TS]

01:18:18   bruce jenner uh Caitlyn Jenner about the [TS]

01:18:20   feeling generous I mean I i only heard [TS]

01:18:22   this haven't read this but supposedly [TS]

01:18:23   Caitlyn Jenner is it is a very [TS]

01:18:25   conservative is very conservative [TS]

01:18:27   politically it's actually uh not so into [TS]

01:18:29   things like a marriage [TS]

01:18:31   well what's 105 years ago that would [TS]

01:18:33   make my brain pop out of my head cause [TS]

01:18:34   that seems so weird that a trans person [TS]

01:18:35   would be not so into gay marriage i I've [TS]

01:18:39   been dealing with this for 20 years [TS]

01:18:42   because or no 125 because I you know I [TS]

01:18:47   lived in a mostly gay neighborhood and [TS]

01:18:49   the man most of my friends a work day [TS]

01:18:51   and always kind of liked the castro of [TS]

01:18:54   the Seattle right that's right it's and [TS]

01:18:56   you know in seattle in San Francisco had [TS]

01:18:58   the largest populations of any US cities [TS]

01:19:00   i think Seattle a distant second now but [TS]

01:19:03   it's still America and you know my first [TS]

01:19:06   job in seattle was working a gay bar so [TS]

01:19:08   i was i was very much like in tune with [TS]

01:19:11   the culture and right about that time [TS]

01:19:13   1992 the rise of the Log Cabin [TS]

01:19:16   Republicans which none of us could parse [TS]

01:19:19   right this is a whole group of of gay [TS]

01:19:24   Republicans during an era when to be [TS]

01:19:27   there self-identifying both as publicly [TS]

01:19:29   game publicly Republican yeah there's [TS]

01:19:31   probably always been people like I [TS]

01:19:33   imagined for a variety of reasons Cary [TS]

01:19:34   Grant was probably pretty conservative [TS]

01:19:36   but there's other stuff he maybe didn't [TS]

01:19:38   want you to know about I don't think [TS]

01:19:40   anybody the war that suit in North by [TS]

01:19:41   Northwest could be conservative [TS]

01:19:43   no saying no is that right but you know [TS]

01:19:45   the Log Cabin Republicans a take on it [TS]

01:19:48   was we're just people and we have these [TS]

01:19:50   uh these beliefs and the fact that were [TS]

01:19:52   gay is irrelevant to these are separate [TS]

01:19:54   totally separate thing yeah except the I [TS]

01:19:56   think they're trying to do kinda like [TS]

01:19:57   the opposite of identity politics almost [TS]

01:19:59   yeah except that the Republicans were [TS]

01:20:01   constantly and actively at war with a [TS]

01:20:03   with gay people didn't matter if you [TS]

01:20:05   were a law in a log cabin or not [TS]

01:20:07   uh-huh so this was one of those things [TS]

01:20:09   you know this is the jack Tanner and [TS]

01:20:12   Clarence Thomas problem so my dad's best [TS]

01:20:16   friend of course of Jack taner federal [TS]

01:20:19   judge and black and activists liberal [TS]

01:20:24   and when Clarence Thomas was up for when [TS]

01:20:31   he was nominated for the Supreme Court [TS]

01:20:32   my dad was my dad and Tanner who would [TS]

01:20:36   go to chinese food restaurants and yell [TS]

01:20:37   at each other about who did more during [TS]

01:20:39   World War two [TS]

01:20:42   they were yelling at each other Tanner [TS]

01:20:44   drove a drove like a duck [TS]

01:20:48   you know like ride the ducks uh-huh one [TS]

01:20:50   of those it's not even a question it's [TS]

01:20:52   not exactly a boat [TS]

01:20:53   yeah he was he was a sergeant driver doc [TS]

01:20:56   and he drove a duck but back when the [TS]

01:20:59   duck was actually a landing craft and it [TS]

01:21:01   was a duct full of soldiers and he was [TS]

01:21:02   driving it on the Iwo Jima ok and then [TS]

01:21:05   my dad of course was a pilot chute chute [TS]

01:21:08   and zeros out should I leaders I'd armed [TS]

01:21:09   guy with the side of out the window and [TS]

01:21:15   they would sit in there in the chinese [TS]

01:21:16   food restaurant by this point Tanner was [TS]

01:21:18   was a federal judge emeritus or [TS]

01:21:22   something he only had to take you only [TS]

01:21:23   had to adjudicate the cases that he [TS]

01:21:25   chose and so most of the time most of [TS]

01:21:28   the day they said in this Chinese food [TS]

01:21:29   restaurant yelling at each other and you [TS]

01:21:33   know when my dad was yelling about [TS]

01:21:34   Clarence Thomas and Tanner was keeping [TS]

01:21:36   quiet with the terrible with a smug look [TS]

01:21:38   on his face which is basically how they [TS]

01:21:40   always were looking at each other smugly [TS]

01:21:42   and tender said I support Clarence [TS]

01:21:45   Thomas and my dad almost lost his mind [TS]

01:21:47   because they had spent their entire [TS]

01:21:50   lives together often together working [TS]

01:21:53   for the cause of justice and racial [TS]

01:21:55   equality and [TS]

01:21:56   you know and liberal politics and [TS]

01:21:59   Clarence Thomas was was the worst [TS]

01:22:03   writing an enormous step back for all [TS]

01:22:05   those things and Tanner was like nope [TS]

01:22:07   the black guy on the Supreme Court I [TS]

01:22:09   support him oh oh yeah okay dad [TS]

01:22:11   different it's a different axis [TS]

01:22:13   that's right two different access he's [TS]

01:22:14   like it doesn't matter to me if he's an [TS]

01:22:16   avowed not see it's important and he [TS]

01:22:20   matters to me and he's a black guy on [TS]

01:22:21   the Supreme Court done and my dad could [TS]

01:22:24   never accept it he you know he would go [TS]

01:22:26   this way and that way but of course it [TS]

01:22:28   was a thing that my dad didn't even have [TS]

01:22:31   even having been best friends with him a [TS]

01:22:33   basically their whole adult life since [TS]

01:22:35   that time they were 24 he couldn't get [TS]

01:22:39   inside his head he couldn't understand [TS]

01:22:40   what it was like to be a a black judge [TS]

01:22:43   right tanner was a federal judge like it [TS]

01:22:46   he this guy was his peer and his [TS]

01:22:51   politics were secondary so Wow watching [TS]

01:22:55   those to argue because you know i'm [TS]

01:22:57   sitting there course in in combat boots [TS]

01:23:00   with a soul patch going Jesus can we [TS]

01:23:03   just order you know what do you--what [TS]

01:23:06   are going to get you're gonna get Mushu [TS]

01:23:07   pork in general tso's chicken like every [TS]

01:23:09   time can we and the waiters standing [TS]

01:23:11   there and they're like I'll tell you [TS]

01:23:13   what I'm gonna do about her [TS]

01:23:15   you didn't even you never even saw [TS]

01:23:18   pistol [TS]

01:23:20   yes i did David I fired my pistol many [TS]

01:23:24   times we should record that I wish I had [TS]

01:23:28   to you know [TS]

01:23:29   oh my god Tanner told this story one [TS]

01:23:31   time that blew my mind [TS]

01:23:34   he was a lawyer and there was and and it [TS]

01:23:37   was during the era of the radicalization [TS]

01:23:41   of the of American Indians the american [TS]

01:23:45   indian movement aim that was behind the [TS]

01:23:48   the takeover of Alcatraz Alcatraz and [TS]

01:23:52   the and the showdown at lolla it was [TS]

01:23:56   that early seventies era when when that [TS]

01:23:59   the tribes became radicalized and there [TS]

01:24:02   was a and the chief of the Puyallup [TS]

01:24:05   tribe [TS]

01:24:06   in Washington right near tacoma was a [TS]

01:24:10   man named sataya come and the tire come [TS]

01:24:13   with a young charismatic activists chief [TS]

01:24:19   who was who was radical but also [TS]

01:24:23   personally radical and Tanner was his [TS]

01:24:26   lawyer and they were always he was he [TS]

01:24:31   was constantly in trouble you as you [TS]

01:24:33   know he was like running guns and money [TS]

01:24:36   and it was the Revolutionary era the you [TS]

01:24:40   know the symbian ease army Liberation [TS]

01:24:45   Army right okay the time when there were [TS]

01:24:46   all kinds of groups coming along that [TS]

01:24:48   were a very unconventional and [TS]

01:24:50   asymmetrical and it was sometimes [TS]

01:24:52   difficult to understand that come from [TS]

01:24:54   the outside why the script was even [TS]

01:24:56   together [TS]

01:24:56   yeah and it was like well we're [TS]

01:24:57   overthrowing the US government that's [TS]

01:24:59   the end goal and where were allied with [TS]

01:25:01   the IRA and the PLO but were you know [TS]

01:25:05   but where the Puyallup tribe right [TS]

01:25:07   anyway at some point that item was under [TS]

01:25:10   indictment and the feds were coming for [TS]

01:25:14   him and he showed up at tanners office [TS]

01:25:17   with like three grocery bags full of [TS]

01:25:19   money [TS]

01:25:19   what and he said let's get out of here [TS]

01:25:22   and he and Tanner flew to Bangkok with [TS]

01:25:27   three grocery bags full of money and [TS]

01:25:29   proceeded to spend a year like buying [TS]

01:25:34   diamonds and emeralds and taking them to [TS]

01:25:38   India and and it was it was it was like [TS]

01:25:42   a tracking him trying to get set up for [TS]

01:25:44   the long haul [TS]

01:25:45   no just fucking being and just living [TS]

01:25:49   Wow um and it was like a hunter s [TS]

01:25:52   thompson seen Tanner was his lawyer they [TS]

01:25:55   ended up they ended up at the rumble in [TS]

01:25:58   the jungle right the the famous boxing [TS]

01:26:04   match watching the big fight [TS]

01:26:05   somehow you know somehow they were you [TS]

01:26:09   know they were funneling they were [TS]

01:26:12   running money through Paris and all [TS]

01:26:14   these diamonds sewed into their [TS]

01:26:16   waistcoats and and [TS]

01:26:19   and they made it back to America and [TS]

01:26:21   sataya come I don't know when to either [TS]

01:26:25   went to prisoner went underground ended [TS]

01:26:27   up in Canada and I this story just I was [TS]

01:26:32   probably 24 and he he would this story [TS]

01:26:37   this was this the story where my dad [TS]

01:26:39   didn't interrupt him once we just SAT [TS]

01:26:41   there and listened to this in my day we [TS]

01:26:43   know my dad verified it it independently [TS]

01:26:47   that you know that you associate this [TS]

01:26:49   was an exaggerated or a tall tale who [TS]

01:26:51   knows neither one I don't know if either [TS]

01:26:54   one of those guys knew the difference [TS]

01:26:55   but you know but the way Tanner cast the [TS]

01:26:59   story sataya come was this legend like a [TS]

01:27:03   folk hero a full Carol that's precisely [TS]

01:27:05   it all the ladies loved him and all the [TS]

01:27:08   men look up to him and he was he had a [TS]

01:27:10   gun in his boot and a grocery bag full [TS]

01:27:13   of money and they're in bangkok in 72 or [TS]

01:27:18   what you know and at the rumble in the [TS]

01:27:20   jungle with with the with George [TS]

01:27:24   Plimpton it's just like what kind of [TS]

01:27:27   lives have you like this you know and [TS]

01:27:29   then five years later he gets appointed [TS]

01:27:32   to the federal bench [TS]

01:27:33   it just makes me I don't know it just [TS]

01:27:36   makes me feel like well yeah but I mean [TS]

01:27:39   also kinda doesn't also kind of feed [TS]

01:27:41   into your hole like how come I never got [TS]

01:27:42   to be well yeah why darlin i'm at South [TS]

01:27:44   by Southwest that's the highlight of my [TS]

01:27:46   year the highlight of 2400 sell the West [TS]

01:27:50   yeah i saw spoon in a garage [TS]

01:27:55   did Jack Tanner's you know in Vietnam [TS]

01:27:58   throwing helicopters me maybe you should [TS]

01:28:02   be kidding around more money and grocery [TS]

01:28:04   bags [TS]

01:28:04   well don't think that I am NOT trying [TS]

01:28:07   how many times have I mentioned money [TS]

01:28:08   and in grocery bags or duffel bag any [TS]

01:28:11   nibbles on that have you gotten any not [TS]

01:28:13   one is that is that right [TS]

01:28:14   not a one and i think that's sickening [TS]

01:28:17   well i think it is that a i think it is [TS]

01:28:20   that the entrepreneurs are waiting [TS]

01:28:22   they're waiting for their waiting for me [TS]

01:28:26   to I don't know do the dog whistle right [TS]

01:28:29   it's a dog whistle [TS]

01:28:30   the dog was am [TS]

01:28:31   and they're out there you know that [TS]

01:28:34   they've got a company with 15 people and [TS]

01:28:36   they've got a CTO SEO a CEO a CLO cqo [TS]

01:28:42   cro cro w mhm and and then like two [TS]

01:28:48   employees to engineers right and and [TS]

01:28:52   their their their their board meetings [TS]

01:28:54   and somebody says alright we've been you [TS]

01:28:56   know we've been listening to rock on the [TS]

01:28:57   line for a long time how are we going to [TS]

01:28:58   hire Merlyn John yeah and make them CMO [TS]

01:29:01   and see jail [TS]

01:29:02   uh-huh and general an officer chief John [TS]

01:29:05   that's right huh [TS]

01:29:07   and uh and they're like not yet right [TS]

01:29:09   like and I think it's one of these [TS]

01:29:11   quests a question of like pre-ipo [TS]

01:29:13   post-ipo interesting it's a pregnancy [TS]

01:29:16   how the product development goes and [TS]

01:29:18   then decide they want to get it will be [TS]

01:29:19   the first ones to invest it will be the [TS]

01:29:20   second ones to invest [TS]

01:29:22   well yeah but if they if they bring us [TS]

01:29:23   on pre-ipo and that gives give us like [TS]

01:29:26   options on a million shares each how is [TS]

01:29:28   that going to water down you don't [TS]

01:29:30   you're gonna share dilution share [TS]

01:29:32   dilution right as opposed to bring us on [TS]

01:29:34   after the IPO and then we're just you [TS]

01:29:36   know we're getting we're getting some [TS]

01:29:37   compensation not you know not the [TS]

01:29:40   preferred stock [TS]

01:29:41   mhm so I don't I mean I can't I keep [TS]

01:29:44   every morning I wake up I go downstairs [TS]

01:29:46   I used to go downstairs open the door [TS]

01:29:47   and there was the newspaper but the day [TS]

01:29:50   after I lost the primary election from [TS]

01:29:52   seattle city council I also unsubscribe [TS]

01:29:54   to the fucking newspaper because the [TS]

01:29:56   Seattle newspaper lawful and so I was [TS]

01:29:59   the first thing i did I woke up that [TS]

01:30:00   morning I called the new departments at [TS]

01:30:02   cancel my subscription got your legal [TS]

01:30:04   pad with the big checklist [TS]

01:30:06   that's my subscription take down that [TS]

01:30:08   website you know like never talk to [TS]

01:30:11   these five people again [TS]

01:30:12   yeah but so now every morning I go [TS]

01:30:15   downstairs in my robe and instead of [TS]

01:30:18   opening the door looking for my [TS]

01:30:19   newspaper i open the door expecting [TS]

01:30:20   there to be a filson bag full of money [TS]

01:30:22   you've been you've been very clear about [TS]

01:30:24   this but it just keeps not happening so [TS]

01:30:27   i don't know i mean you know the thing [TS]

01:30:29   is there's nobody more frugal than a [TS]

01:30:31   rich person that's how you get rich so [TS]

01:30:34   they want they want value for the dollar [TS]

01:30:35   they're driving their 1978 Volvo and [TS]

01:30:39   they're like what's where's the words [TS]

01:30:40   value for the dollar [TS]

01:30:42   also I think people may misunderstand [TS]

01:30:44   let's be honest there's an element that [TS]

01:30:46   to this of yes you actually do want [TS]

01:30:48   somebody to give you a lot of money so [TS]

01:30:50   you can be rich but there's a lot more [TS]

01:30:53   to it than that I think there's [TS]

01:30:54   something that is a very human part of [TS]

01:30:55   the story to which you want what that [TS]

01:30:57   represents for both you and the person [TS]

01:30:59   getting it right is how KooKoo matata [TS]

01:31:02   like then giving you this money is going [TS]

01:31:04   to create a bigger gesture [TS]

01:31:06   it's not just about the money although [TS]

01:31:07   it's mostly about the money right [TS]

01:31:09   koyaanisqatsi playing Scott see ya when [TS]

01:31:12   it's Godsey hey empanada you i right of [TS]

01:31:17   course I understand [TS]

01:31:18   I mean I've been to san francisco right [TS]

01:31:20   that's true I know how it feels to be in [TS]

01:31:24   the eye of the storm [TS]

01:31:25   oh boy right but you remember when you [TS]

01:31:29   wouldn't go side south of market now [TS]

01:31:31   what South of Market piles of money [TS]

01:31:33   piles of money on top of piles of poop [TS]

01:31:35   because they never wash down the [TS]

01:31:36   sidewalks it would just sleep on the [TS]

01:31:38   money because they can't afford a place [TS]

01:31:39   to keep it on the money is exactly what [TS]

01:31:41   is actually cheaper to sleep on money [TS]

01:31:42   and get a house here [TS]

01:31:43   ya can't afford a house just make an [TS]

01:31:46   estimate slipping your money pot percent [TS]

01:31:48   down to princeton down i canna Scott see [TS]

01:31:55   all right [TS]