Roderick on the Line

Ep. 191: "My Weird Money"


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00:00:26   hello hi John I'm Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:31   good good good good [TS]

00:00:35   mmm SI get the coins there no that's my [TS]

00:00:39   keys I I couldn't find my keys this [TS]

00:00:41   morning so I picked up my other keys [TS]

00:00:44   know when I got here my fob didn't work [TS]

00:00:49   and then I reached in my pocket and the [TS]

00:00:52   my first set of keys was right in my [TS]

00:00:54   pocket right we're like I look they're [TS]

00:00:58   16 times [TS]

00:01:00   hmm how's that possible what happened [TS]

00:01:04   somebody's gotta remember lots and lots [TS]

00:01:06   it could be gremlins could be gremlins [TS]

00:01:08   got thoughts on this [TS]

00:01:10   noms who you know it's like they say on [TS]

00:01:13   the Internet where first used a banner [TS]

00:01:16   ads and then people develop banner [TS]

00:01:18   blindness they called it which is you [TS]

00:01:20   got so used to seeing this certain size [TS]

00:01:22   ad unit that your mind kind of [TS]

00:01:26   unconsciously skip past it [TS]

00:01:28   oh yeah I'm i skipped past those certain [TS]

00:01:30   sized ad units you do that unconsciously [TS]

00:01:31   yes good all right did you do that [TS]

00:01:35   unconsciously on purpose i do that [TS]

00:01:37   unconsciously and consciously both [TS]

00:01:38   that's terrific [TS]

00:01:39   alright i wish i could do that well you [TS]

00:01:42   don't you see them they are like in your [TS]

00:01:43   eyes [TS]

00:01:44   no no hmm now the bane unconsciously [TS]

00:01:51   that's good [TS]

00:01:52   my problem is that these days it's the [TS]

00:01:56   easy pop over javascript window take [TS]

00:01:58   over the world to get the app for the [TS]

00:02:00   newsletter bohol well are we gonna talk [TS]

00:02:03   about this today is that what you want [TS]

00:02:05   to do today I'm writing down one word [TS]

00:02:06   and running down Forbes one of Forbes [TS]

00:02:09   Time magazine time when I can't sleep I [TS]

00:02:12   can't see Forbes anymore they won't let [TS]

00:02:13   me look at their website the venerable [TS]

00:02:15   Time magazine has become a clickbait [TS]

00:02:17   bullshit party [TS]

00:02:19   ok i'm making click click bullshit okay [TS]

00:02:21   great that sounds good [TS]

00:02:23   ok so here's my thought well shit I have [TS]

00:02:25   to write these down i know i know what [TS]

00:02:27   did you do it now while you're typing [TS]

00:02:29   them instead of writing them on a card [TS]

00:02:30   was gone totally digital do everything [TS]

00:02:32   digital now night when I want to leave a [TS]

00:02:34   note in my daughter's lunchbox I do not [TS]

00:02:35   a brand-new I [TS]

00:02:37   iphone 6s plus so so DNA code to a [TS]

00:02:40   paperless office there no should not a [TS]

00:02:42   scrap paper here you've been here [TS]

00:02:43   haha i wanna have a dial has Marvel [TS]

00:02:46   dolls with dead dark eyes and a computer [TS]

00:02:48   well that must be much more efficient i [TS]

00:02:51   got a thought on this is this is this is [TS]

00:02:53   a thousand flowers will bloom here [TS]

00:02:54   because this leads to large larger [TS]

00:02:56   thought technology for me I think when [TS]

00:02:58   you look in your pocket 16 times and you [TS]

00:03:00   don't notice your keys i think that's [TS]

00:03:02   kind of like a form of banner blindness [TS]

00:03:04   excluding magic which is something i [TS]

00:03:08   think we could also talk about yesterday [TS]

00:03:09   i tried to explain the difference [TS]

00:03:10   between science fiction and fantasy to [TS]

00:03:12   my daughter I'd like to get your [TS]

00:03:13   thoughts on how well it was just okay [TS]

00:03:15   don't know what you use when you say [TS]

00:03:17   magic to me with a cat or well like the [TS]

00:03:20   Magic's yeah magic come back to have got [TS]

00:03:23   clickbait bullshit party and magic okay [TS]

00:03:25   i think one thing that happens is a [TS]

00:03:28   scene okay let me put a little bit here [TS]

00:03:29   because I struggle with my family [TS]

00:03:31   yeah well you know I really really like [TS]

00:03:33   my family and they're great we get a lot [TS]

00:03:35   of wonderful mostly get along pretty [TS]

00:03:36   well but one thing that drives me a [TS]

00:03:38   little bit crazy about my family is that [TS]

00:03:40   they don't understand the basic [TS]

00:03:41   innovations required to find something [TS]

00:03:43   that they can't find oh yeah and so you [TS]

00:03:45   know like the famous Mutt and Jeff comic [TS]

00:03:47   they keep looking by this 111 lat [TS]

00:03:49   because that under the lights good [TS]

00:03:50   that's where the light is right okay so [TS]

00:03:52   every morning that the following happens [TS]

00:03:54   in our house [TS]

00:03:54   ok brush teeth and hair I don't know [TS]

00:03:57   where my hairbrushes ok alright i told [TS]

00:04:00   you this before but we now have [TS]

00:04:01   purchased I now have we have five of the [TS]

00:04:05   kind of hair brush my daughter likes I [TS]

00:04:06   figured we could deploy them tactically [TS]

00:04:07   around the house and the law of averages [TS]

00:04:09   would indicate would just turn up like [TS]

00:04:12   scissors and scotch tape though it just [TS]

00:04:13   disappears into some black hole [TS]

00:04:15   presumably in my daughter's room [TS]

00:04:17   well here's a here's a life hack right [TS]

00:04:19   here yeah I'm ready [TS]

00:04:20   yeah put on a chain like a bank well [TS]

00:04:22   that's exactly what i was going to say [TS]

00:04:23   except do it like a Midwestern gas [TS]

00:04:26   station and and attach it to a license [TS]

00:04:28   plate [TS]

00:04:29   Oh hairbrush on a chain attached to an [TS]

00:04:32   old license plates [TS]

00:04:33   that's pretty hip not gonna get lost its [TS]

00:04:35   guys got a throwback vintage quality to [TS]

00:04:36   it huh clangs when she's brushing her [TS]

00:04:39   hair [TS]

00:04:39   kids love that and she can learn about [TS]

00:04:41   geography chance change it up and it's [TS]

00:04:43   like to play from Georgia it's a plate [TS]

00:04:45   from massachusetts live free or die and [TS]

00:04:48   so I i know there's no point [TS]

00:04:50   my saying this to my daughter but I say [TS]

00:04:52   I need the there's a couple facts and [TS]

00:04:53   evidence the same facts and evidence we [TS]

00:04:55   talk about every day no five of these [TS]

00:04:56   which is not helping [TS]

00:04:58   and you are literally the only person in [TS]

00:05:01   the house that uses this hairbrush which [TS]

00:05:02   means you're the only person who has any [TS]

00:05:04   agency over what politte gets dropped [TS]

00:05:06   into em and so then and this is where [TS]

00:05:08   the whole family problem kicks in [TS]

00:05:10   because then the the great quest begins [TS]

00:05:12   its look a bit like a bildungsroman or [TS]

00:05:13   Joseph Campbell you start wandering [TS]

00:05:15   around the house looking for brushes and [TS]

00:05:17   my wife and my daughter are like a [TS]

00:05:19   confused rumba they both tend to circle [TS]

00:05:22   in these two areas my wife keeps [TS]

00:05:23   checking on the the table in the front [TS]

00:05:27   hallway because that's where frequently [TS]

00:05:29   where things end up just keep looking [TS]

00:05:30   there [TS]

00:05:31   my daughter just walks in a circle in [TS]

00:05:33   her room kind of making a noise like [TS]

00:05:34   this where and meanwhile i am i'm under [TS]

00:05:38   the coffee table i am under the dining [TS]

00:05:40   room table i'm looking behind the cat [TS]

00:05:42   box because you know what we've already [TS]

00:05:44   looked at places where it should be [TS]

00:05:45   right in the to rumba of the house are [TS]

00:05:48   are still you know like sharks in that [TS]

00:05:51   area [TS]

00:05:52   oh you just said cat box i just [TS]

00:05:54   remembered that you have a cat now like [TS]

00:05:56   a daughter [TS]

00:05:56   whoa we have two cat boxes and in case [TS]

00:06:00   the cat losses the first one one in the [TS]

00:06:02   chamber but that doesn't do you think [TS]

00:06:05   this week is my thinking is look you [TS]

00:06:07   know we've already tried all the places [TS]

00:06:08   where it should be and that's the [TS]

00:06:09   problem the problem is that and then of [TS]

00:06:11   course people say things like it's [TS]

00:06:12   always the last place you look because [TS]

00:06:14   normally people keep looking for 15 [TS]

00:06:16   minutes after they found something that [TS]

00:06:17   you just I think that's a eugene mirman [TS]

00:06:19   bit [TS]

00:06:20   oh really i know i don't think so but [TS]

00:06:21   you sounded just like him [TS]

00:06:23   Oh which is great to watch Bob's Burgers [TS]

00:06:25   uh no I don't have to be okay [TS]

00:06:28   neither am i watching my daughter's [TS]

00:06:32   lunchbox for here's here's i see i'm all [TS]

00:06:34   about life hacks you know me I'm all [TS]

00:06:36   about solving problems i took a while [TS]

00:06:38   but it seems to me that you are as we [TS]

00:06:40   speak one of our great nations foremost [TS]

00:06:43   progenitors of life hackery that's right [TS]

00:06:46   you're always so you know what is the [TS]

00:06:47   thing is you find a better way and you [TS]

00:06:49   notice it and then you share it [TS]

00:06:50   that's what I want to do no ads no ads I [TS]

00:06:53   want to spread the love and here's [TS]

00:06:54   here's my students my thought you're [TS]

00:06:56   already clearly fully devoted to raising [TS]

00:06:59   your daughter as a as a nerd as a [TS]

00:07:03   I was like yeah because on the way to [TS]

00:07:05   the new animated disney movie i talked [TS]

00:07:07   about the difference i find magic and [TS]

00:07:09   you're you're you're like pot committed [TS]

00:07:11   to this right now uh when I pre actually [TS]

00:07:14   actually actually am it's actually she [TS]

00:07:15   knows she knows that this is the thing [TS]

00:07:17   we're doing when she was 18 months old [TS]

00:07:18   she was already wearing spider-man [TS]

00:07:20   pajamas I looked at you with confusion [TS]

00:07:22   and what is what is that was so it's [TS]

00:07:24   already too late i can see it in your [TS]

00:07:25   eyes what color spider-girl she [TS]

00:07:27   spider-man let her be spider-man [TS]

00:07:29   so my question is why have you not [TS]

00:07:32   introduced the fanny pack into her [TS]

00:07:35   universe does she not have a fanny pack [TS]

00:07:38   oh dear fanny pack and is where the [TS]

00:07:41   where the the hairbrush goes where the [TS]

00:07:44   iphone goes the the the tiger balm the [TS]

00:07:48   what else goes in a fanny pack your diet [TS]

00:07:51   includes keys maxi pad you know the keys [TS]

00:07:55   keys to the house the keys to the to the [TS]

00:07:57   the barn you get you can put you like [TS]

00:08:02   white cat you could drink chick you [TS]

00:08:07   Caleb are key [TS]

00:08:08   it's a couple of a couple of dead I [TS]

00:08:10   dolls in there you probably carry a [TS]

00:08:13   little well i mean she doesn't have [TS]

00:08:15   comic books anymore would all be on her [TS]

00:08:16   fone bone oh she's got comic books buddy [TS]

00:08:18   all right we'll open a packet is big [TS]

00:08:20   enough and fanny pack could be made out [TS]

00:08:24   of supple a like goat skin right don't [TS]

00:08:28   measure such a look like she's home [TS]

00:08:30   school and here's the thing she'll know [TS]

00:08:33   the difference between sci-fi and [TS]

00:08:34   fantasy at that point just plain sight [TS]

00:08:36   arena left well because you have people [TS]

00:08:38   on the bus will say hey I want to talk [TS]

00:08:40   about sci-fi fantasy she'll be part of a [TS]

00:08:43   guild before you won't even have to do [TS]

00:08:45   anything [TS]

00:08:45   mhm so that's what I think it should be [TS]

00:08:47   I think fanny pack is the way is the way [TS]

00:08:50   to go baby packing packing packing [TS]

00:08:52   packing so anytime things get confusing [TS]

00:08:54   he's introduced another fanny pack just [TS]

00:08:55   fanny pack and we'll be back in TM and [TS]

00:08:58   you have a you have a fanny pack for for [TS]

00:09:00   dress-up days you have a fanny pack for [TS]

00:09:02   you know for sure you get one for you [TS]

00:09:05   can wear to work day evening it slightly [TS]

00:09:07   fancier the smaller one you keep a [TS]

00:09:08   lipstick in there I'm the one that you [TS]

00:09:10   were around the house is made out of the [TS]

00:09:12   same material as your sneaky terry cloth [TS]

00:09:15   yeah take like a fanny pack [TS]

00:09:17   yeah I hear you I should see how she [TS]

00:09:21   feels about fanny pack [TS]

00:09:22   I my thing is I feel like in the absence [TS]

00:09:24   of organization one of the worst things [TS]

00:09:26   you can do is introduce more containers [TS]

00:09:28   oh I see what you're saying way wait no [TS]

00:09:31   no no [TS]

00:09:33   yeah Merlin no I object [TS]

00:09:36   this is dino and that that's kind of [TS]

00:09:38   your problem shut up I don't want to [TS]

00:09:41   talk about this anymore [TS]

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00:11:53   somebody said to me the other day about [TS]

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00:11:58   box and I was like oh cool i want the [TS]

00:12:01   box [TS]

00:12:03   yes I want the box an animal god that's [TS]

00:12:09   such a good size you can put so many [TS]

00:12:10   things you put sunglasses in their [TS]

00:12:12   regular glasses things that are smaller [TS]

00:12:14   than sunglasses you put pins you can put [TS]

00:12:18   wheat pennies i was at the store the [TS]

00:12:20   other day and is there there's a little [TS]

00:12:22   test little bit like a little buy it now [TS]

00:12:24   kind of thing next to the cash register [TS]

00:12:25   with it usually has candy bars and a USB [TS]

00:12:28   Drive yeah right thumb drives and this [TS]

00:12:31   one had little American flag pins so i [TS]

00:12:34   bought two look like you could never [TS]

00:12:37   have kind of thing I gotta tell you [TS]

00:12:38   that's the kind of thing where you [TS]

00:12:39   should just buy a whole box [TS]

00:12:41   it looks so much cooler on if you move [TS]

00:12:42   some of your little tiny president's you [TS]

00:12:44   can just put an entire full box when [TS]

00:12:48   that building that look cool i've done [TS]

00:12:49   with two things in my life one time I [TS]

00:12:50   bought a whole box of carmex so i can [TS]

00:12:52   have the box [TS]

00:12:53   oh that's nice that made me feel like I [TS]

00:12:54   think I got it gotten like a grant check [TS]

00:12:56   around the time and I thought you know [TS]

00:12:57   what [TS]

00:12:57   carmex for everyone i will have comics [TS]

00:12:59   in my home but alright thanks to people [TS]

00:13:00   a step-by-step carmax problem like most [TS]

00:13:03   Americans I remember it so i can tell [TS]

00:13:05   you you're putting out like a cannonball [TS]

00:13:06   other the worst and you know they'd like [TS]

00:13:09   the internet it it creates the problem [TS]

00:13:11   it solves and then the other want to do [TS]

00:13:13   that with was you know the trees on your [TS]

00:13:15   mirrors your car don't smell you know [TS]

00:13:16   those uh those little pine tree things [TS]

00:13:18   you hang on your rear-view mirror i know [TS]

00:13:20   i just arrived on earth [TS]

00:13:21   okay well those are coming for those [TS]

00:13:23   little late nineteen eighties when I was [TS]

00:13:25   pretty into those they don't remember [TS]

00:13:28   they came on a really cool like [TS]

00:13:30   completely vintage retro look hardboard [TS]

00:13:34   stem yeah i mean it looked like on it [TS]

00:13:37   wasn't even like fake retro it looks [TS]

00:13:38   like they literally had not like CarMax [TS]

00:13:40   it looks like they hadn't updated in [TS]

00:13:41   years right and he's out one of those [TS]

00:13:43   well they were like fight a lot of times [TS]

00:13:45   you go into the store and see the kid [TS]

00:13:46   his 50 nearby these five can also take [TS]

00:13:48   the stand [TS]

00:13:49   oh yeah yes i've done that i have owned [TS]

00:13:53   fanny packs [TS]

00:13:55   um alright I'm here I'm listening yeah [TS]

00:13:58   i'm sorry i'm just trying to pop stack [TS]

00:13:59   here we got a lot to cover got magic get [TS]

00:14:01   Barton Keyes well pop the stack [TS]

00:14:03   that's a giant turkey the term um fanny [TS]

00:14:07   pack and you so anyway I you know I'm [TS]

00:14:09   alone in this [TS]

00:14:10   I but the thing is everybody else in the [TS]

00:14:12   family does everything so much better [TS]

00:14:13   than me that I really can't get that [TS]

00:14:15   kept us from high ground about the hair [TS]

00:14:16   brushes i literally bought more i went [TS]

00:14:17   to amazon i bought three of this brush [TS]

00:14:19   we keep in the closet if we don't tell [TS]

00:14:21   her it's right oh that's a good one but [TS]

00:14:23   seeing you know this is and this goes [TS]

00:14:25   back to the question was gonna ask you [TS]

00:14:26   which from the very beginning which is [TS]

00:14:27   do you when you arrive at your home when [TS]

00:14:30   you take off your pants do you generally [TS]

00:14:32   put your pants and life related stuff in [TS]

00:14:35   the same spot every time because i think [TS]

00:14:37   that's important [TS]

00:14:38   uh do i do it because you think it's [TS]

00:14:40   important no and start over [TS]

00:14:42   um week I understand what you are asking [TS]

00:14:46   I have a key bowl my life changed when i [TS]

00:14:49   introduced one technology into my house [TS]

00:14:51   which is a bowl that we liked a lot that [TS]

00:14:54   had a small crack in it so it no longer [TS]

00:14:56   had the performance characteristics of [TS]

00:14:57   an eating Bowl that's right had great [TS]

00:14:59   characteristics of the stuff from your [TS]

00:15:01   pockets bowl [TS]

00:15:02   yeah it's always in the same place in my [TS]

00:15:03   home and it's always exactly where I [TS]

00:15:05   take off my car hard hat i stick my [TS]

00:15:07   wallet my passport my notebook my [TS]

00:15:09   headphones my pen my keys and anything [TS]

00:15:13   else I have in their maxi pads or [TS]

00:15:15   whatever I stick them all into the Hat [TS]

00:15:16   and hackers in a dish i have several [TS]

00:15:18   coffee mugs all of which have either [TS]

00:15:21   broken their handles or have cracks in [TS]

00:15:23   them and make them unusable that are all [TS]

00:15:25   filled with different collections of [TS]

00:15:27   vintage ballpoint pens you see you kind [TS]

00:15:30   of organized separate amount for sure [TS]

00:15:32   and then everyone will have to go [TS]

00:15:33   through and column you know the picture [TS]

00:15:35   over here the paper makes her over here [TS]

00:15:36   when I don't do it by brand i do it by [TS]

00:15:38   sort of you know like this will say like [TS]

00:15:40   Al's defunct auto supply place [TS]

00:15:43   Barney's typewriter repair shop I mean [TS]

00:15:46   all these things that like don't exist [TS]

00:15:48   anymore but they used to give away pens [TS]

00:15:50   but I i have a qia promotional pens [TS]

00:15:53   emotional pain but the funny one like a [TS]

00:15:55   my kids a orthodontist gives us one of [TS]

00:15:57   those funny ones that got a bend in it [TS]

00:15:59   yeah I don't you be funny for a [TS]

00:16:00   chiropractor not sure what it means for [TS]

00:16:02   three ghosts [TS]

00:16:03   I well your teeth are all fucked up is [TS]

00:16:05   what it means but here's what you'll [TS]

00:16:08   give me all of the money but no I don't [TS]

00:16:09   have any funny pins i don't want to [TS]

00:16:11   fucking funny pin no keep your funny pin [TS]

00:16:13   somebody somebody else in the world's [TS]

00:16:15   got a collection of funny pens [TS]

00:16:17   yeah and if i get if i was part of a [TS]

00:16:20   network which I should be when I found [TS]

00:16:22   one of those things i could give it to [TS]

00:16:23   that guy and he could give me good that [TS]

00:16:25   would be Jason version of the black list [TS]

00:16:27   is a way to share the dumb shit you have [TS]

00:16:29   that somebody else said you have to have [TS]

00:16:31   promotional pens from auto parts stores [TS]

00:16:33   uh I want those remember somebody that's [TS]

00:16:36   gonna be part of your estate someday [TS]

00:16:38   someone will be paid to write all that [TS]

00:16:39   on a piece of paper in general by it or [TS]

00:16:41   sure but I so i have a bowl and it's a [TS]

00:16:44   silver bowl and it is full of keys and [TS]

00:16:48   then i have one of those long long sushi [TS]

00:16:51   plates that's meant long thin sushi [TS]

00:16:54   plate that's meant to have like a dragon [TS]

00:16:56   roll all I could get too cocky or a [TS]

00:16:58   rainbow roll on a big long rainbow roll [TS]

00:17:00   plate except it's really no really nice [TS]

00:17:02   you can you can find those that are like [TS]

00:17:04   gorgeous look curved up on the sides [TS]

00:17:06   turned up on the sides got dimples its [TS]

00:17:08   hand you know that the blaze is like [TS]

00:17:12   intentionally uneven what sabe and a [TS]

00:17:16   little wabi-sabi and that so that's not [TS]

00:17:18   much longer plate than the silver ball [TS]

00:17:20   where my active keys go and the the [TS]

00:17:22   wabi-sabi plate is for inactive keys now [TS]

00:17:26   inactive keys are interesting inactive [TS]

00:17:32   keys are the two vespa keys which I'm [TS]

00:17:34   not currently driving because it's [TS]

00:17:36   winter and also they're not running but [TS]

00:17:39   they're the only two keys to those to [TS]

00:17:42   vespers that exists in the world i have [TS]

00:17:43   never had duplicates made in owning [TS]

00:17:46   those things for 35 years I have never [TS]

00:17:48   had a spare key made [TS]

00:17:51   so I cannot lose those best cookies then [TS]

00:17:55   that the spare keys for the RV the spare [TS]

00:18:00   keys for the house or in the inactive [TS]

00:18:01   wabi-sabi [TS]

00:18:03   plate and then there are a couple of [TS]

00:18:06   heirloom keys [TS]

00:18:07   oh I got this right like when I was a [TS]

00:18:10   kid I was a latchkey kid I wore a house [TS]

00:18:12   key around my neck on a red piece of [TS]

00:18:15   yarn and i still have the key on the [TS]

00:18:18   yarn and I keep that in my interactive [TS]

00:18:22   key why we saw be played just because [TS]

00:18:25   conceptually this is really smart you [TS]

00:18:27   got the active keys and get the inactive [TS]

00:18:29   it was an active keys what he calling [TS]

00:18:30   inactive wabi-sabi keys [TS]

00:18:32   yep but you know where they are there's [TS]

00:18:33   one place where that stuff goes [TS]

00:18:35   yep then I have no it doesn't go [TS]

00:18:37   anywhere else it does not when I walk in [TS]

00:18:39   the door the keys go clink I hear the [TS]

00:18:41   satisfying clink of that so did John I [TS]

00:18:43   meet people who do not adhere to this [TS]

00:18:46   system and I just can't imagine what [TS]

00:18:48   chaos their life must be here's another [TS]

00:18:50   life hack [TS]

00:18:51   I we look like make the life hacks [TS]

00:18:53   episode i think we're gonna have enough [TS]

00:18:54   that we could probably we could probably [TS]

00:18:55   monetize this ok alright what will hack [TS]

00:18:57   it well we should come up with the [TS]

00:18:58   website for growth Hackett i have a [TS]

00:19:01   giant not giant that's that's a that's a [TS]

00:19:04   misnomer but i have a remember those old [TS]

00:19:07   plastic pictures from the seventies that [TS]

00:19:10   we made kool aid in or you would take up [TS]

00:19:12   that you take a container of frozen [TS]

00:19:14   orange juice concentrate and you would [TS]

00:19:16   plop it in a bit plastic picture and [TS]

00:19:18   then you had three cups of water and a [TS]

00:19:20   friend temper with the attorney top [TS]

00:19:21   there you go it's the tupperware one [TS]

00:19:23   with the tourney top that exact size and [TS]

00:19:28   shape but it's made out of blueglass [TS]

00:19:32   translucent blue glass and that is [TS]

00:19:37   sitting right next to my door front door [TS]

00:19:39   and into that goes every receipt that I [TS]

00:19:44   have accumulated during the day [TS]

00:19:46   oh so all the receipts in my pockets in [TS]

00:19:49   my wallet every little note of a [TS]

00:19:51   transaction of any kind first thing I do [TS]

00:19:54   when I walk in his open it up dump all [TS]

00:19:56   of the receipts on you know like I make [TS]

00:19:59   no attempt to organize them or flowers [TS]

00:20:01   for its just respect I'd say it's a [TS]

00:20:03   receptacle [TS]

00:20:04   that's right and all mail that I don't [TS]

00:20:11   want to open right that second [TS]

00:20:13   wow you know you just you just made [TS]

00:20:14   yourself an inbox [TS]

00:20:16   Kapow it all goes into the blue jar you [TS]

00:20:18   are literally getting things done [TS]

00:20:20   trademark and and the blue jar is not a [TS]

00:20:23   inbox it's not a pile of [TS]

00:20:26   undifferentiated mail it's not a it [TS]

00:20:29   doesn't look like some garbage [TS]

00:20:31   it's a beautiful blue Vaz that is just [TS]

00:20:35   tinted darkly enough that you can't [TS]

00:20:38   really tell that it's full of envelopes [TS]

00:20:40   and receipts so it's decorative and it [TS]

00:20:43   makes me feel and also it's just small [TS]

00:20:46   enough that after it's got let's say 11 [TS]

00:20:50   envelopes in it you gotta do something [TS]

00:20:52   about it it's it's it's got all kinds so [TS]

00:20:55   it's it's decorative its functional and [TS]

00:20:58   it's super functional because when it's [TS]

00:21:00   full you know it's time to look at your [TS]

00:21:00   mail [TS]

00:21:01   yeah you look at email you got to do [TS]

00:21:02   something you got to go in there and [TS]

00:21:04   then sorted out and flatten all those [TS]

00:21:06   receipts out and write little words on [TS]

00:21:08   them so those are those are systems the [TS]

00:21:13   wallet in the pants system is leave the [TS]

00:21:16   wallet in yesterday's pants [TS]

00:21:18   yeah because today [TS]

00:21:22   hmm i am not so far from yesterday that [TS]

00:21:25   i can't remember yesterday's pants it it [TS]

00:21:28   works especially if you wear the same [TS]

00:21:29   pants every day but it's got problems [TS]

00:21:31   what happens is it can fall out at my [TS]

00:21:34   wallet cannot fall out of my pants you [TS]

00:21:36   got like grip tape on there [TS]

00:21:38   no I have you know a big wallet you get [TS]

00:21:41   a big wallet i got a big wallet i'm also [TS]

00:21:43   a big man and I where Taipans in tight [TS]

00:21:47   pants so the wallet is somewhat you know [TS]

00:21:51   you know the way if you wet a piece of [TS]

00:21:52   paper and you lay it over something then [TS]

00:21:54   the paper dries it dries it can you know [TS]

00:21:57   the new shape of the paper is the shape [TS]

00:21:59   of the thing that you later on who [TS]

00:22:01   that's true of my pants [TS]

00:22:04   my pants were like wet paper at one [TS]

00:22:06   point and now they are dried into the [TS]

00:22:09   shape of my wallet [TS]

00:22:10   okay right right my pants right well [TS]

00:22:12   this is the thing I'm sure our listeners [TS]

00:22:14   we should share with them that you know [TS]

00:22:15   it the light one of the big life [TS]

00:22:17   accident if it works for you go with it [TS]

00:22:18   if you don't mind your paper your pants [TS]

00:22:21   being like paper keep your wallet there [TS]

00:22:22   except there's a corollary to that which [TS]

00:22:25   is if it works for you but it's wrong [TS]

00:22:28   don't do it that's true that's like Jack [TS]

00:22:30   right right yeah i guess for me it seems [TS]

00:22:34   to me like you're carrying a utility [TS]

00:22:36   belt worth of stuff your what did you [TS]

00:22:38   say you're like my my wallet and my [TS]

00:22:41   flashlight and my my multi-tool got a [TS]

00:22:45   blackberry might find knows member [TS]

00:22:48   nataliemarie nunchuck ooh I sunglasses [TS]

00:22:51   and might slightly less tinted [TS]

00:22:53   sunglasses and my normal glasses yeah [TS]

00:22:55   that's true hair bows and you're just [TS]

00:22:57   you're unloading your your pockets every [TS]

00:22:59   day and it seems like frankly you're [TS]

00:23:02   asking yourself why not the backpack [TS]

00:23:04   well or the or the fanny pack the [TS]

00:23:07   utility belt I just don't know about [TS]

00:23:09   what if you had a police utility belt [TS]

00:23:11   where your flashlight with that would be [TS]

00:23:14   that we leather on it that we leather [TS]

00:23:16   several pockets can see on the cops near [TS]

00:23:18   her house and I admire and i think [TS]

00:23:20   that's that's nice because you can take [TS]

00:23:21   that off and everything is in there [TS]

00:23:23   so what would so what kind of life would [TS]

00:23:25   that be if you showed up at some [TS]

00:23:26   software devcon some sort of you know [TS]

00:23:31   group group meet for whatever calling it [TS]

00:23:34   now [TS]

00:23:36   openoffice plans don't think the spark [TS]

00:23:38   if it's for something by george orwell [TS]

00:23:40   and crew concept pack you got a group [TS]

00:23:44   group pack write bak TM got a belt khan [TS]

00:23:47   and you show up and and you're wearing a [TS]

00:23:51   utility belt that's got a little like a [TS]

00:23:54   holster for everything but it's not like [TS]

00:23:56   a jokey look at me i'm batman Bell this [TS]

00:23:59   is a real this is a grown man's utility [TS]

00:24:01   belt Batman utility belt maybe maybe you [TS]

00:24:04   have or we have one of our friends our [TS]

00:24:06   fans who makes this type of thing to [TS]

00:24:08   make like an artisanal know it exists [TS]

00:24:11   start with start with the filson double [TS]

00:24:13   belt right and then build out from there [TS]

00:24:15   and all of a sudden [TS]

00:24:17   who's the superhero right look yeah you [TS]

00:24:20   look like a cross between a comic book [TS]

00:24:22   nerd and Cyclops from the x-men comics [TS]

00:24:25   you know there are at least if i'm not [TS]

00:24:27   mistaken [TS]

00:24:28   see I don't know I don't know your whole [TS]

00:24:29   universe here I don't know which [TS]

00:24:31   university are in white fellow writer [TS]

00:24:33   616 whether it's Universal or yeah [TS]

00:24:35   Marvel only sony new line [TS]

00:24:38   but my question is there are some [TS]

00:24:41   superheroes who have supernatural powers [TS]

00:24:43   that they get from UFOs or are or [TS]

00:24:47   mutants or magic this gets to my [TS]

00:24:49   conversation magic with a que magics [TS]

00:24:51   with the k-9s then there are superheroes [TS]

00:24:54   that have technology-assisted superhero [TS]

00:24:57   powers [TS]

00:24:58   yes that they have a they are [TS]

00:25:00   billionaires usually and disturbed and [TS]

00:25:02   they have a lab and they build some like [TS]

00:25:05   Doc I or you could just be a rich psycho [TS]

00:25:08   rich psycho and so then there are [TS]

00:25:11   they've got their robot arms and they're [TS]

00:25:13   out fighting somebody that's got that's [TS]

00:25:16   got like many magical UFO power and [TS]

00:25:20   somehow they're evenly matched enough [TS]

00:25:22   that that the comic book never ends with [TS]

00:25:24   the like the gruesome death of one of [TS]

00:25:26   the other you don't see you really like [TS]

00:25:29   a three-page comic we just write the [TS]

00:25:31   living shit out of somebody gonna knock [TS]

00:25:32   and it's like laser eyes [TS]

00:25:34   oh the next time true believers up so [TS]

00:25:37   you need to start embracing the fact [TS]

00:25:40   that you that you you're probably not [TS]

00:25:43   going to become a mutant at any time but [TS]

00:25:45   you could any more of them you're not [TS]

00:25:47   going to come from using a useful way [TS]

00:25:48   right but you could be like a like a [TS]

00:25:52   crazy scientist style superhero and I [TS]

00:25:55   think that starts with the utility belt [TS]

00:25:57   yeah cuz cuz that the rejection of your [TS]

00:26:00   peers is a nice way to get you good and [TS]

00:26:01   angry about using your science see [TS]

00:26:03   really good you know what we could do [TS]

00:26:05   that right into my daughter I could use [TS]

00:26:06   the guys like a boy named sue type [TS]

00:26:08   situation yeah you make her crazy i'll [TS]

00:26:10   make horrible i'm a carmaker completely [TS]

00:26:12   objectionable the key thing also is to [TS]

00:26:13   make somebody the kind of nervous even [TS]

00:26:15   nerds don't like well what about what's [TS]

00:26:17   the story with the green onion or [TS]

00:26:18   whatever the guy that with the buttons [TS]

00:26:21   please ring in the onion fists and vista [TS]

00:26:23   lantern and that gives an onion powers [TS]

00:26:24   yeah exactly the one that was writing [TS]

00:26:26   like this the the it's not a surfboard [TS]

00:26:28   it's more like one of those hoverboards [TS]

00:26:29   except it's green and he's mean he's got [TS]

00:26:32   a long chin [TS]

00:26:33   yeah that's the guy that's in Deadpool [TS]

00:26:34   now there's no she was the key play the [TS]

00:26:36   green onion few years ago [TS]

00:26:37   well so that's army green onions event [TS]

00:26:39   that and then but he's got a lead on [TS]

00:26:43   he's also be he would be great giveaway [TS]

00:26:48   that iron be coming from very come [TS]

00:26:50   agreed I the green onion uh he's a [TS]

00:26:55   mutant who also uses technology now [TS]

00:26:58   that's all separate category think he [TS]

00:26:59   got gifted with space powers [TS]

00:27:01   oh and this is this is that's an [TS]

00:27:05   interesting edge case we're talking to [TS]

00:27:06   my daughter about this which we should [TS]

00:27:07   come back to later [TS]

00:27:08   yeah uh but I think you feel how I see [TS]

00:27:11   what you're saying that I see what [TS]

00:27:12   you're saying the the the pouches and [TS]

00:27:15   and belt deployment is a good idea see I [TS]

00:27:18   think of this in these layers or [TS]

00:27:20   concentric circles and like IE and this [TS]

00:27:22   is a little bit of that means to be a [TS]

00:27:24   george carlin pit but it ends up kind of [TS]

00:27:25   being that but you've got the stuff that [TS]

00:27:27   you always have to have on you looking [TS]

00:27:29   at the most most basic level for me okay [TS]

00:27:32   look for example i had to run home right [TS]

00:27:33   before we started recording our program [TS]

00:27:35   to pick up something that amazon had [TS]

00:27:36   left I didn't bring even my usual go [TS]

00:27:38   pack [TS]

00:27:39   I brought my phone right with my [TS]

00:27:42   headphones on because listen to a [TS]

00:27:42   podcast as you do your golden lasso [TS]

00:27:44   gotta go last night about my keys [TS]

00:27:46   because that's really all I needed to [TS]

00:27:48   like you know good cover that small [TS]

00:27:50   distance botanic and this paddle ball [TS]

00:27:52   game and this trip my favorite chair but [TS]

00:27:55   it's normally I have all the things i [TS]

00:27:57   described like that I store my hat at [TS]

00:27:59   home that's on my body now there are a [TS]

00:28:02   lot of people you let something like [TS]

00:28:03   let's go back yeah what you store them [TS]

00:28:05   in your hat sure storm hackles echoes in [TS]

00:28:08   the bowl [TS]

00:28:08   oh you put the stuff in the Hat the Hat [TS]

00:28:10   goes in the bowl yeah i have about eight [TS]

00:28:12   carhartt caps but i have one going at a [TS]

00:28:14   time but didn't you just tell me that [TS]

00:28:16   that that container fatigue is a problem [TS]

00:28:19   yes I had another container ok well [TS]

00:28:22   here's what I think container fatigue is [TS]

00:28:23   a problem like for example you go like [TS]

00:28:25   oh I keep losing my keys or I keep [TS]

00:28:28   forgetting my wallet i'll keep my wallet [TS]

00:28:30   in this container and i'll keep my keys [TS]

00:28:32   in this container and now I'm organized [TS]

00:28:34   i see so that hat is like a catch-all [TS]

00:28:36   the problem is and the United shaking a [TS]

00:28:38   little bit into a different life happy [TS]

00:28:39   part of my life but I think part of the [TS]

00:28:40   problem is when somebody somebody starts [TS]

00:28:42   with the idea of wanting to be as they [TS]

00:28:43   say organized and most people think of [TS]

00:28:46   organization as taking all of the [TS]

00:28:48   unnecessary shit in their house roughly [TS]

00:28:51   sorting it into piles and then buying [TS]

00:28:54   new clear plastic boxes to stick it [TS]

00:28:57   that's not organization well wait a [TS]

00:28:59   minute what if you take all the stuff in [TS]

00:29:00   your house [TS]

00:29:01   roughly sorted into piles and then put [TS]

00:29:02   in vintage cigar boxes that's different [TS]

00:29:05   that's different but that's thank you [TS]

00:29:06   because you know part of before you [TS]

00:29:09   organize you have to you have to like [TS]

00:29:12   throw out you have to give away like you [TS]

00:29:14   should only keep these things that are [TS]

00:29:16   very valuable to you except in your case [TS]

00:29:17   it's valuable [TS]

00:29:18   well yeah I'm the thing is when i'm [TS]

00:29:19   organizing stuff in my house it with it [TS]

00:29:21   I have no intention of trying to to work [TS]

00:29:24   more efficiently or to have things be [TS]

00:29:26   more useful [TS]

00:29:27   I'm just organizing them for the pure [TS]

00:29:29   joy of the act of sorting things into [TS]

00:29:33   boxes that's like that's like sudoku you [TS]

00:29:35   know for pens that's exactly what it is [TS]

00:29:38   in fact when I first started playing [TS]

00:29:40   sudoku a good friend of mine Chris [TS]

00:29:43   camellia looked over my shoulder for a [TS]

00:29:46   while he was like it's like doing the [TS]

00:29:48   dishes you've given yourself that you've [TS]

00:29:50   given yourself a pointless chore but you [TS]

00:29:53   don't even have clean dishes at the end [TS]

00:29:55   I i had a work-study job my first [TS]

00:29:59   semester in college working at the [TS]

00:30:01   library so i worked at the desk which [TS]

00:30:04   has been super easy but the one part [TS]

00:30:08   that I kind of enjoyed was shelving [TS]

00:30:10   books because I there's something you [TS]

00:30:12   know I'm just saying man like we like to [TS]

00:30:13   think we're like oh you know the the [TS]

00:30:15   smartest kid in the class but like it's [TS]

00:30:16   really sometimes it's nice to do [TS]

00:30:18   something a little bit mind-numbing now [TS]

00:30:20   we're back to csikszentmihalyi and the [TS]

00:30:21   graph but I just say except me hiding [TS]

00:30:23   behind the graph remember you got your [TS]

00:30:25   challenge vs your skill [TS]

00:30:26   oh IC like the thing is though it was [TS]

00:30:28   really I I thoroughly enjoy arriving in [TS]

00:30:31   the evening and therefore the evening [TS]

00:30:32   till closing time at the library and [TS]

00:30:34   somebody's already prepared a like a [TS]

00:30:36   professional librarian has prepared a [TS]

00:30:37   large cart full of books that have to go [TS]

00:30:40   on the shelves and then losing time [TS]

00:30:42   yeah you don't have to get books just [TS]

00:30:45   give us your school ID no school ID had [TS]

00:30:47   my ass are securing a broad what [TS]

00:30:50   yeah all those older days four days so [TS]

00:30:52   and I would do my thing i would go in [TS]

00:30:54   like a lot of people hated this is [TS]

00:30:55   considered a drudgery but i love i love [TS]

00:30:56   the ritual of get the cart go over the [TS]

00:30:58   elevator go upstairs and then you go to [TS]

00:31:01   start the acer liquid phase I was going [TS]

00:31:03   to be I was a beam it later but you are [TS]

00:31:06   then you go all the way through and you [TS]

00:31:07   and so what you get to do you get to [TS]

00:31:08   like see you pick up a book and you look [TS]

00:31:10   at it for a second and you know this is [TS]

00:31:12   not complicated work [TS]

00:31:14   nobody's really like as long as you [TS]

00:31:16   don't throw the books away you're not [TS]

00:31:17   gonna get in trouble you can take as [TS]

00:31:18   long as you want you look at the books [TS]

00:31:19   you open up your love you pull out the [TS]

00:31:21   card to see like when I first arrived in [TS]

00:31:24   the first class you know [TS]

00:31:26   oh I stole a car from a book once a book [TS]

00:31:30   of The Collected Poems of AE Housman [TS]

00:31:31   that have been checked out my best [TS]

00:31:33   friend's dad in 1966 that's friend mr. [TS]

00:31:36   you don't get that anymore [TS]

00:31:37   sometimes i will buy books that [TS]

00:31:40   remainder sales that still have the card [TS]

00:31:42   and that love the Cardinal pencils are [TS]

00:31:44   smeary when that weird thing where it's [TS]

00:31:46   like this book was checked out seven [TS]

00:31:48   times between 1953 in 1956 and then it [TS]

00:31:52   wasn't checked out again until nineteen [TS]

00:31:55   seventy-eight who it's like why was this [TS]

00:31:58   book so popular for three years in the [TS]

00:32:02   fifties and then sat on the shelves for [TS]

00:32:05   25 and that's that's part of your [TS]

00:32:07   education and it's free it's free [TS]

00:32:09   mm so you get to pick up the book you [TS]

00:32:11   look at me saying this is an interesting [TS]

00:32:13   book you look at the table of contents [TS]

00:32:14   like a gentleman flip through the index [TS]

00:32:16   this is how you start a book that's when [TS]

00:32:17   you go okay i'll put on the shelf and [TS]

00:32:19   you go to be n then this or 335 you go [TS]

00:32:23   any fighting you say it was a make or [TS]

00:32:25   Mac like where does it go to go here we [TS]

00:32:27   do that anybody's ever color plate to do [TS]

00:32:29   it when you do that over and over again [TS]

00:32:31   like 80 to 200 times that's a nice way [TS]

00:32:34   to spend an evening [TS]

00:32:35   oh that's the sweetest thing about the [TS]

00:32:37   car all day you get to go to put books [TS]

00:32:38   on shelves literally the sexiest [TS]

00:32:40   conversation we've ever had [TS]

00:32:41   so satisfying and that thing is that [TS]

00:32:43   it's a job that anybody could do but it [TS]

00:32:45   isn't a job that anybody wants to do [TS]

00:32:47   it's a job that anybody could do all [TS]

00:32:51   these people coming from Mexico taking [TS]

00:32:52   our bookshelf hard requires that you [TS]

00:32:55   know the alphabet [TS]

00:32:56   uh-huh but it's a job that it's a job [TS]

00:33:00   that is so specific and weird that it [TS]

00:33:02   actually is not only a major but like [TS]

00:33:05   you can get advanced degrees in the best [TS]

00:33:08   librarians the best really are so that [TS]

00:33:11   librarians and project managers should [TS]

00:33:12   run everything they're so smart i'm [TS]

00:33:14   continually surprised by how many [TS]

00:33:16   librarians I know because I don't [TS]

00:33:18   actively go to librarian events right [TS]

00:33:21   it's not like i said it's not like I sit [TS]

00:33:23   on library steps and and then you know [TS]

00:33:25   and like ask people what [TS]

00:33:27   I'm as you librarian hey do you have a [TS]

00:33:30   light [TS]

00:33:30   I mean uh so but still like librarians [TS]

00:33:35   they're all around me i know so many [TS]

00:33:37   librarians and i don't think i know a [TS]

00:33:38   single like a rifleman my might [TS]

00:33:44   in any case I I feel like I feel like [TS]

00:33:49   the utility belt because she left for [TS]

00:33:53   the library you have library life hacks [TS]

00:33:56   that you just don't know when your car [TS]

00:33:58   like that show I don't have anywhere to [TS]

00:33:59   put these things go ahead but that's [TS]

00:34:01   right that's not my daughter this [TS]

00:34:02   because she's not taught in schools like [TS]

00:34:04   like pretty ready gonna get a book off [TS]

00:34:06   the shelf [TS]

00:34:06   you don't know if you're gonna want it [TS]

00:34:08   Dez look at the book you take the book [TS]

00:34:11   directly to the right of that book and [TS]

00:34:13   you turn that book down on its spine [TS]

00:34:14   check out the book and you look at it he [TS]

00:34:17   can get gas where the book goes back on [TS]

00:34:18   the shelf every Merrill maybe pick up [TS]

00:34:21   his little buddy flipping over and [TS]

00:34:22   you're done no harm no foul [TS]

00:34:24   it was that your goals anymore it's just [TS]

00:34:26   simple as life back in the world will [TS]

00:34:27   change your life to do that in [TS]

00:34:29   bookstores too because you know [TS]

00:34:30   bookstores you're looking around like [TS]

00:34:31   where is this where is a where's Jesus [TS]

00:34:35   son again it's a very small book big [TS]

00:34:38   books all around it that Chris for Lamb [TS]

00:34:40   who wrote that [TS]

00:34:41   no this is the Sun is that the one about [TS]

00:34:42   Brazil know it's the one about it really [TS]

00:34:47   jesus doesn't even appear in the price [TS]

00:34:49   it is it the guy from almost famous [TS]

00:34:51   he was in the film adaptation and this [TS]

00:34:53   is the book [TS]

00:34:54   yeah the books by Denis Leary Denis [TS]

00:34:56   Leary yeah that's not the guy from the [TS]

00:34:59   TV show [TS]

00:35:00   no it's not guy who owns the restaurant [TS]

00:35:02   different guy different gyno doctor en [TS]

00:35:04   theories it's actually it's Roman [TS]

00:35:07   Johnson Roman Johnson aroma Johnson [TS]

00:35:10   wrote it [TS]

00:35:11   dennis lehane Dennis Roman Johnson ok [TS]

00:35:16   Dennis Roman Johnson methylation that [TS]

00:35:18   the Denis Leary we know is the guy with [TS]

00:35:20   the restaurant the Denis Leary we know [TS]

00:35:22   is the guy with the restaurant [TS]

00:35:24   you got a nicer he's a nice guy and that [TS]

00:35:27   guy on some nice restaurants and once I [TS]

00:35:29   think it once you once you pass owning [TS]

00:35:30   like five restaurants who we got to be [TS]

00:35:33   mad about it anymore [TS]

00:35:34   a lot of miles on this time I think one [TS]

00:35:35   restaurant you're mad all the time too [TS]

00:35:38   strands who you're even matter three [TS]

00:35:40   restaurants you can't there just there's [TS]

00:35:43   there's so much to be mad about you [TS]

00:35:45   can't be that mad [TS]

00:35:46   it's like drug habits are children once [TS]

00:35:48   you get enough of them it all just kind [TS]

00:35:49   of evens out [TS]

00:35:50   yeah you're fighting five restaurants in [TS]

00:35:51   town anymore now you're just so you're [TS]

00:35:53   sitting on a porch somewhere mode2 leave [TS]

00:35:57   out what about a Chewbacca style utility [TS]

00:36:01   I thought about it seat so you're not [TS]

00:36:02   see you know what I'm talking about my [TS]

00:36:04   talk about Cyclops he's alright he's the [TS]

00:36:06   guy from the x-men wear the shoes the [TS]

00:36:08   beam out of sunglasses [TS]

00:36:10   oh i thought we were talking about the [TS]

00:36:11   Cyclops that turns your wife into a [TS]

00:36:13   pillar assault if she looks back as [TS]

00:36:15   she's running away from your burning [TS]

00:36:17   time you tell me Cyclops's in the book [TS]

00:36:19   of show i'm saying that Cyclops lives on [TS]

00:36:22   the Isle of roads LOL of course a giant [TS]

00:36:25   maze constructed to hide the snake hair [TS]

00:36:29   lady right and if you can answer the [TS]

00:36:31   riddle like a fanny pack if you any of [TS]

00:36:35   these questions you get his pot of gold [TS]

00:36:37   and with the bottom of the pot of gold [TS]

00:36:39   is in its actually a fanny pack of Kool [TS]

00:36:40   and they leave a dollar bill into your [TS]

00:36:42   pillow and now I know what I'm sorry i [TS]

00:36:44   was confused you talk about that neil [TS]

00:36:46   gaiman book new gods you go to on google [TS]

00:36:48   go to google and Cyclops this guy Rob [TS]

00:36:50   life felt the guy who invented Deadpool [TS]

00:36:52   can't defeat to save his life he he also [TS]

00:36:54   did a reboot of Cyclops to Cyclops has [TS]

00:36:56   many many pouches and you can see he's [TS]

00:36:59   got boys got quite a johnson onto but in [TS]

00:37:02   one redo of 90 Cyclops he had all these [TS]

00:37:04   pouches in the question how long has [TS]

00:37:05   been what does he have in all of those [TS]

00:37:07   pouches Cyclops got a lot of pouches [TS]

00:37:09   you're saying alright I'm going to [TS]

00:37:11   church I see some old-fashioned [TS]

00:37:12   Cyclops's or Cyclops I you see he's got [TS]

00:37:15   a little bit of ice got a Chewbacca [TS]

00:37:17   suspender type situation hey I'm looking [TS]

00:37:18   out here it's a marvel vs capcom I don't [TS]

00:37:22   know what Capcom is see now if I the [TS]

00:37:24   searches Cyclops on image [TS]

00:37:25   oh there's a horrible photo on here so [TS]

00:37:27   he's gotta being known as a kid with 1i [TS]

00:37:29   this is awful [TS]

00:37:30   he's what's really is terrible this [TS]

00:37:32   Cyclops they are you talking about the [TS]

00:37:33   Cyclops from the island of Rhodes it has [TS]

00:37:35   one of the horn [TS]

00:37:36   yeah I'm but I'm now looking at the one [TS]

00:37:38   you're talking about which is a guy and [TS]

00:37:39   like yellow panties and he's wearing a [TS]

00:37:41   kind of you [TS]

00:37:42   y shaped it's a new way sunglasses and [TS]

00:37:45   tousled hair [TS]

00:37:46   ok I see him yeah same he's very his [TS]

00:37:49   musculature [TS]

00:37:51   is impossible yeah right you see this a [TS]

00:37:54   lot right where it's like no one could [TS]

00:37:56   have risks that uh huh [TS]

00:37:59   I mean his wrists alright yes our have a [TS]

00:38:02   greater circumference that his needs [TS]

00:38:04   how do you how would you draw that i [TS]

00:38:07   would i would go back to I would go back [TS]

00:38:09   to draw our school we got to talk about [TS]

00:38:11   but also bring back to the the artist [TS]

00:38:13   rob liefeld at some point is he's done [TS]

00:38:14   some very special things with the human [TS]

00:38:15   anatomy [TS]

00:38:16   it's ok it is his people they look like [TS]

00:38:18   oil oil barrels with oak trees forearms [TS]

00:38:21   and in little ballet feet you can trophy [TS]

00:38:25   goes way out of his way to find a way to [TS]

00:38:26   not have to drop because when he does it [TS]

00:38:27   it looks like it looks like a half a [TS]

00:38:29   slipper falling off somebody's foot my [TS]

00:38:31   question about Cyclops yeah the [TS]

00:38:33   superhero is when he takes his glasses [TS]

00:38:36   off and we see the laser beam you know [TS]

00:38:40   it's never really clear what his Anatomy [TS]

00:38:43   is does he has to wear the sunglasses [TS]

00:38:46   because the Ruby quartz crystals in that [TS]

00:38:50   enable him to control he has this little [TS]

00:38:51   lever on the side that he uses to turn [TS]

00:38:54   it to be able to turn the visor on or [TS]

00:38:55   off because he with the glasses off the [TS]

00:38:57   pending court what story of course he [TS]

00:39:00   can control the beam shoots off you know [TS]

00:39:02   with maximum power just like a microwave [TS]

00:39:04   with no door was he a little baby but [TS]

00:39:06   was like that he's got a brother they're [TS]

00:39:07   both means he saved him from falling out [TS]

00:39:09   of a plane but I mean when he was a baby [TS]

00:39:11   what is when he was first born will use [TS]

00:39:13   count everybody know most beings develop [TS]

00:39:16   their powers around puberty [TS]

00:39:17   oh so there was a day when he was normal [TS]

00:39:20   kid walking around and then in the next [TS]

00:39:22   morning he woke up any laser the ceiling [TS]

00:39:24   of his bedroom he dated laser some [TS]

00:39:27   things unintentionally ok pry just woke [TS]

00:39:29   up one day with headaches and she was [TS]

00:39:30   facing through walls [TS]

00:39:31   he fell through the floor we'll see i'd [TS]

00:39:33   be super into that fall through the [TS]

00:39:35   floor but like laser eyes has always [TS]

00:39:37   been a confusing thing for me don't want [TS]

00:39:38   it because it seemed but but also they [TS]

00:39:43   call them Cyclops but does he still have [TS]

00:39:45   two eyes so that two eyes the Cyclops [TS]

00:39:48   refers to the sunglasses pressure [TS]

00:39:50   activated write the sunglasses so why [TS]

00:39:52   didn't Professor X make like bicameral [TS]

00:39:57   sunglasses for him while he has some of [TS]

00:39:59   those sunglasses that he can wear when [TS]

00:40:01   he's in civvies so if you're taking the [TS]

00:40:02   kids to the museum's you know he works [TS]

00:40:04   school so you can take the kids to the [TS]

00:40:06   museum or something he works undercover [TS]

00:40:08   at school [TS]

00:40:09   well like they don't know he's a mutant [TS]

00:40:11   it doesn't work very well because they [TS]

00:40:12   still there still blow up the school [TS]

00:40:13   every few years but sometimes the other [TS]

00:40:15   their teachers you know it's the [TS]

00:40:16   school's been running different times by [TS]

00:40:18   Professor X by storm [TS]

00:40:19   oh there's their teachers at a mutant [TS]

00:40:21   school so I think I'm squeal school [TS]

00:40:24   well yes I wonder where marker lives in [TS]

00:40:25   Westchester County yeah but it's like [TS]

00:40:27   behind a bit like a private school is a [TS]

00:40:30   lot of problems 2 for example their [TS]

00:40:31   basketball court has a giant jet under [TS]

00:40:33   it and the Jets so if you live in [TS]

00:40:34   Westchester Counties you just noticed a [TS]

00:40:36   giant blackjack find out somebody's [TS]

00:40:37   right that's right i mean there are a [TS]

00:40:39   lot of david letterman's got a giant [TS]

00:40:40   black jet that's got a Chevy motor in it [TS]

00:40:42   but uh huh what we know who they think [TS]

00:40:45   they're fooling i don't know i don't [TS]

00:40:47   like let's do you think you're cool and [TS]

00:40:49   you think it's over you know what is [TS]

00:40:53   vanity is pure vanity I've had a fanny [TS]

00:40:55   pattern with the what though the gambit [TS]

00:40:57   but just recently died that used to play [TS]

00:40:58   with prince whose at vanity [TS]

00:41:01   oh I think about Polonia personnel [TS]

00:41:03   Apollonia vanity who died [TS]

00:41:05   vanity done what I think it was vanity I [TS]

00:41:06   believe if apollonia died for that would [TS]

00:41:08   be a whole other follow chili a favor to [TS]

00:41:12   my one-time is kind of confusing [TS]

00:41:13   you can't be serious did you know that [TS]

00:41:15   little b the basedgod follows me on [TS]

00:41:17   Twitter [TS]

00:41:17   no kidding little little B little B why [TS]

00:41:21   is God [TS]

00:41:22   follow me on twitter i don't know what [TS]

00:41:23   I'm not sure what we're talking about [TS]

00:41:25   here and I but I got followed by an [TS]

00:41:28   actress who's a adult work I've seen [TS]

00:41:30   before the other day I'm really was [TS]

00:41:33   can't say wouldn't say it's too much but [TS]

00:41:35   a little bit older [TS]

00:41:36   was it Annie sprinkle know I think I [TS]

00:41:39   think she's gone legit now she's in [TS]

00:41:40   legitimate theater know [TS]

00:41:41   Oh Annie sprinkle is a is a renowned [TS]

00:41:44   academic I'm not gonna get into this [TS]

00:41:45   conversation did see I wasn't this is [TS]

00:41:48   the first time in our whole friendship [TS]

00:41:50   that you have admitted that you even [TS]

00:41:52   know what adult material is oh no I mean [TS]

00:41:54   you know you you're an adult you got [TS]

00:41:56   about these things [TS]

00:41:57   adult material i'm aware of the material [TS]

00:41:58   right it used to be that there were [TS]

00:42:00   newsstands that were just out on the [TS]

00:42:02   sidewalk 10 kiosks and that they sold [TS]

00:42:05   adult material in addition to the [TS]

00:42:06   Washington Post so it's mainly vanity [TS]

00:42:09   that you don't wear a Chewbacca style [TS]

00:42:12   pouch belt but you know I've had that [TS]

00:42:15   does not far off that for a long before [TS]

00:42:17   i got all [TS]

00:42:18   in my back hurt i would have messenger [TS]

00:42:20   bag which is a terrible design for [TS]

00:42:22   walking around the city it's not a [TS]

00:42:23   design and what all you have to do is [TS]

00:42:25   put one cell phone case and like in a [TS]

00:42:27   beeper case [TS]

00:42:28   yeah on your on the strap of your [TS]

00:42:31   messenger bag and you're basically a [TS]

00:42:32   Chewbacca ha ha ha [TS]

00:42:36   um I remember one time I was at your [TS]

00:42:40   house and there was a what'swhat's the [TS]

00:42:44   messenger bag company that may have the [TS]

00:42:46   little swirl for a logo in back to [TS]

00:42:48   Timbuktu we have many many I know um we [TS]

00:42:52   have a contractor but we had a [TS]

00:42:54   contractor bag full of Timbuktu bags so [TS]

00:42:56   it's a bag full bags i have a closet [TS]

00:42:59   full of bags full of bags you got a [TS]

00:43:01   closet full of closets what I wanted to [TS]

00:43:03   my favorite pink floyd album i wanted [TS]

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00:44:54   i want a basement full of closets full [TS]

00:44:58   of bags full of bags that's my dream was [TS]

00:45:01   like the golden compass like what would [TS]

00:45:03   I got world would that be the only [TS]

00:45:05   pretty badass that would be fucking [TS]

00:45:07   killer if I went downstairs and I was [TS]

00:45:09   looking at a real estate listing the [TS]

00:45:11   other day and had a big basement and I [TS]

00:45:14   was like if i owned that big basement I [TS]

00:45:16   would immediately build closets and [TS]

00:45:18   those closets would have shelves and [TS]

00:45:21   those shells will be full of bags and [TS]

00:45:22   inside those bags with the bags think [TS]

00:45:25   about like when you go to storage [TS]

00:45:27   facility rental storage facility and you [TS]

00:45:29   can pick what size you want to get the [TS]

00:45:31   rolly door with a lock on it [TS]

00:45:32   imagine like a bespoke home version of [TS]

00:45:35   that innovation [TS]

00:45:36   well I so this is the thing because of [TS]

00:45:38   course as you know I spent a lot of time [TS]

00:45:40   thinking about what I would do if I [TS]

00:45:42   suddenly had five million dollars and [TS]

00:45:43   euros duffel bag in a tree to double bag [TS]

00:45:46   in the tree here i am now I've got a [TS]

00:45:48   duffel bag full of euros and the reason [TS]

00:45:50   i pick your nose is first of all euros [TS]

00:45:53   coming larger denominations right there [TS]

00:45:54   are 500 euro notes that are in regular [TS]

00:45:57   circulation so if you are in Europe and [TS]

00:46:00   you pull out of 500 euro note nobody [TS]

00:46:03   blinks an eye [TS]

00:46:04   so in all these games are talking about [TS]

00:46:06   getting rid of the hundred in America [TS]

00:46:07   which is insane that's insane we can be [TS]

00:46:10   pains we got pennies but they want to [TS]

00:46:11   get a hundred a fantastic bill [TS]

00:46:13   yeah they should they should they should [TS]

00:46:15   make a five-hundred-dollar bill they [TS]

00:46:16   should totally make a [TS]

00:46:17   five-hundred-dollar bill so in gangster [TS]

00:46:19   movies and in all these movies where [TS]

00:46:21   people are like here's a briefcase full [TS]

00:46:22   of money and they open it up it was a [TS]

00:46:24   bunch of hundreds i'm like if you were [TS]

00:46:26   if you were doing that in Euros that bag [TS]

00:46:30   could contain five times as much money [TS]

00:46:33   yeah that's right you could have one bag [TS]

00:46:35   that was like really full of money right [TS]

00:46:38   a lot of money and so I always want my [TS]

00:46:42   my my my fantasy bag of money is all [TS]

00:46:45   is full of euros also euros are worth [TS]

00:46:46   more than dollars which I which I object [TS]

00:46:48   to personally [TS]

00:46:49   yeah but I was just in canada and their [TS]

00:46:51   dollar has absolutely fallen through the [TS]

00:46:53   floor I don't know really because for a [TS]

00:46:54   lot i first went to Canada we made a [TS]

00:46:56   killing it was like a dollar sixty to [TS]

00:46:58   the dollar and we were living large and [TS]

00:47:00   then for a long time they had us they [TS]

00:47:02   have speed pad they were at parity with [TS]

00:47:05   us and they were looking down over there [TS]

00:47:07   northern border around even imagine that [TS]

00:47:09   having the same that's just unbelievable [TS]

00:47:11   it was wonderful for them they were so [TS]

00:47:13   glad they were like haha we are a real [TS]

00:47:15   country now and then [TS]

00:47:18   now their dollars just back down to [TS]

00:47:19   being like the australian dollar no [TS]

00:47:22   offense you're not gonna get that funny [TS]

00:47:25   and and so it's back to being like every [TS]

00:47:30   everywhere i went in Canada when I would [TS]

00:47:33   buy something the person behind the [TS]

00:47:34   counter would make some comment about [TS]

00:47:35   like well must be nice i was like i mean [TS]

00:47:40   i still have to pay for things and [TS]

00:47:42   they're like yeah I know but are our [TS]

00:47:45   dollars just pretend money again I'm [TS]

00:47:47   like no it still costs money [TS]

00:47:49   it's just less money right now US dollar [TS]

00:47:52   is 1.33 canadian dollars [TS]

00:47:54   yeah i think was a dollar sixty-nine [TS]

00:47:56   2001 went to canadian for their what [TS]

00:47:59   there was a time when it was appalling [TS]

00:48:00   but yeah so anyway in a in any case and [TS]

00:48:04   anyway who i am always thinking about [TS]

00:48:08   those storage container facilities [TS]

00:48:11   because when you have a ton of euros in [TS]

00:48:15   duffel bags [TS]

00:48:17   what do you do put them in your house [TS]

00:48:19   yeah no it's too much it's too much [TS]

00:48:23   matter to put in a safe-deposit box but [TS]

00:48:28   you can't put them in a bank because you [TS]

00:48:30   don't you don't have receipts for it [TS]

00:48:31   right the tax implications of suddenly [TS]

00:48:34   and it gets weird when you start dealing [TS]

00:48:36   with large amounts of cash it gets weird [TS]

00:48:38   that's why that's why there's such a [TS]

00:48:40   thing as money laundering right sure [TS]

00:48:42   so how are you going to launder this [TS]

00:48:43   money that you got because you you [TS]

00:48:46   encountered like a drug dealer shootout [TS]

00:48:48   somewhere or you've been given this [TS]

00:48:50   money in a duffel bag by a rich young [TS]

00:48:53   industrialist has been listening to your [TS]

00:48:55   podcast and credits the podcast with [TS]

00:48:57   having given him this [TS]

00:48:58   I need to become a billionaire he's [TS]

00:49:00   probably got duffel bags of euros pack [TS]

00:49:03   and just sitting around like so much [TS]

00:49:04   carmax well it ready to dispense it to [TS]

00:49:06   the did that person who thinks deserves [TS]

00:49:08   it [TS]

00:49:08   well presumably if he's listening to the [TS]

00:49:10   right podcasts he has a whole set of [TS]

00:49:13   filson luggage full of euros [TS]

00:49:15   uh-huh and he's got it there with with [TS]

00:49:17   the couple of guys in mind to give it to [TS]

00:49:19   me just isn't he's waiting for the right [TS]

00:49:22   moment right is waiting for the right [TS]

00:49:24   moment but when that arrives [TS]

00:49:26   how do you account for what do you do i [TS]

00:49:28   don't so so what I want is a cared no [TS]

00:49:35   more attention with others like you know [TS]

00:49:39   for me this month that's once again [TS]

00:49:41   every time i see well once again once a [TS]

00:49:43   girl i said my Imperator furiosa once [TS]

00:49:47   again anyway what I want but I'm i want [TS]

00:49:51   some kind of storage facility where I [TS]

00:49:54   have ready access to my weird money but [TS]

00:49:59   where it's secure right i don't want the [TS]

00:50:00   building to be I don't wanna at this is [TS]

00:50:02   like one of those things where you say [TS]

00:50:04   you make some deal with the with Jeannie [TS]

00:50:06   where you say jeanie i want to live [TS]

00:50:10   forever and then the new cancer [TS]

00:50:13   yeah or the genies you know cuts off [TS]

00:50:15   your arms and legs right it's like great [TS]

00:50:17   now you live forever haha but it puts a [TS]

00:50:19   dick on your forehead [TS]

00:50:20   yeah I'm a fucking Jeannie booya and you [TS]

00:50:23   don't want you don't want to have like I [TS]

00:50:24   got all the money in the world and then [TS]

00:50:26   my glasses broke and I'm all alone every [TS]

00:50:28   my books or whatever you know you know I [TS]

00:50:31   know what nme here's the thing i mean [TS]

00:50:33   maybe a in terms of like the Henry type [TS]

00:50:35   situation is it possible that that [TS]

00:50:37   duffel bag was in the tree [TS]

00:50:39   not because of malfeasance or [TS]

00:50:40   nonfeasance but because they thought [TS]

00:50:42   that was a pretty canny place to store [TS]

00:50:43   some euros [TS]

00:50:44   uh-huh right right you want to hide in [TS]

00:50:47   plain sight it finds a lot like your the [TS]

00:50:49   keys in your pocket last place you would [TS]

00:50:51   look but that the terrible thing about [TS]

00:50:53   the euros bag of euros is that you you [TS]

00:50:58   would the genie would clay pit with the [TS]

00:51:00   typographical error any give you a [TS]

00:51:02   judgment bag full of greeks in which its [TS]

00:51:05   you're better use your bag of euros you [TS]

00:51:08   have a lifetime supply of euros joke's [TS]

00:51:12   on us tavros the the terrible thing [TS]

00:51:15   about it as you know would be if like [TS]

00:51:17   for instance if you had a duffel if you [TS]

00:51:19   have a timbuk2 bag let's call it full of [TS]

00:51:22   euros that was in your house right now [TS]

00:51:25   how calm would you feel right this [TS]

00:51:32   moment this is the problem with money [TS]

00:51:34   you know money most things to worry [TS]

00:51:35   about [TS]

00:51:36   you may not feel very calm know you [TS]

00:51:40   would feel very stressed out about it [TS]

00:51:41   you're very you're very exposed because [TS]

00:51:43   you've got this money and it's sitting [TS]

00:51:45   there and and so then you're like well i [TS]

00:51:47   gotta move the money i gotta move the [TS]

00:51:48   money to somewhere but then you're [TS]

00:51:49   moving the money you do you don't feel [TS]

00:51:51   comfortable doing that then you get the [TS]

00:51:53   money somewhere let's say you [TS]

00:51:55   let's say you know if you can see it and [TS]

00:51:57   know and look and check in on it it's [TS]

00:51:59   not really safe because it's too close [TS]

00:52:01   and you can put it somewhere that you [TS]

00:52:02   don't see it we're really is straight [TS]

00:52:04   safe and it's obscured from where you [TS]

00:52:06   can see it now you feel unsafe because [TS]

00:52:07   you can check on it [TS]

00:52:09   sure you go to the storage space and the [TS]

00:52:11   two guys that are parking cars and [TS]

00:52:12   Ferris Bueller's Day Off are working [TS]

00:52:14   there [TS]

00:52:14   sure and they're like what country do [TS]

00:52:17   you think this is [TS]

00:52:18   and then you go away or exotic just [TS]

00:52:22   another simple duffel bag heist and they [TS]

00:52:24   realize there's money in it and they [TS]

00:52:25   realize there's a lot of money and a lot [TS]

00:52:26   of euros and so where is it safe so then [TS]

00:52:29   you become like this weird person we're [TS]

00:52:31   all of a sudden this great bounty your [TS]

00:52:33   wonderful money that's supposed to make [TS]

00:52:35   you this supposed to free you from [TS]

00:52:37   supposed to go to the you're supposed to [TS]

00:52:39   go to the the Batman bank there or have [TS]

00:52:42   the Joker watching for you [TS]

00:52:43   well see but that's the thing that [TS]

00:52:45   turned out remember the movie where they [TS]

00:52:47   put all their money in the banks in [TS]

00:52:48   Panama and then Johnny Depp all of a [TS]

00:52:51   sudden didn't have his money anymore [TS]

00:52:53   oh well you're wearing that black mass i [TS]

00:52:56   think no I think there's that that this [TS]

00:52:57   is this is a real story of like the [TS]

00:52:59   big-time drug dealers of the of the [TS]

00:53:01   eighties they kept all their millions [TS]

00:53:04   and millions of dollars in noriega [TS]

00:53:05   spanks because noriega was like sure man [TS]

00:53:08   interesting i didn't know that [TS]

00:53:09   and then there was one day where noriega [TS]

00:53:12   just nationalize the bank's it was like [TS]

00:53:15   oh [TS]

00:53:16   we're nationalizing the banks and the [TS]

00:53:19   drug dealers were like what I had like [TS]

00:53:21   80 million dollars in there and he's [TS]

00:53:22   like what you gonna do about it and it's [TS]

00:53:24   like a whole you you uh hello [TS]

00:53:28   your call is important to us you damn [TS]

00:53:30   well do you know that you it is not me [TS]

00:53:33   your call is important to us and then [TS]

00:53:38   that come for a ride with me in my [TS]

00:53:40   little mule i will take you to your [TS]

00:53:42   money [TS]

00:53:43   it is in this abattoir so anyway so at [TS]

00:53:48   the end of this whole fantasy I'm just [TS]

00:53:50   like you know what you should never have [TS]

00:53:53   more money than you can carry in a [TS]

00:53:54   Chewbacca bandolier oh right because you [TS]

00:53:58   get you should it's like it's like [TS]

00:54:00   sewing Krugerrands into your vest if you [TS]

00:54:04   had the but the problem with the crew [TS]

00:54:06   grand vest is a borrow your vest [TS]

00:54:08   well not only that but how what if you [TS]

00:54:09   want if you have to cross a river right [TS]

00:54:12   now you got two career and vest on and [TS]

00:54:14   it's one of these it's like it's like a [TS]

00:54:16   biblical story right where you drown [TS]

00:54:18   because you don't want to take your your [TS]

00:54:19   career and vest off and then whose only [TS]

00:54:22   true values property [TS]

00:54:25   I've seen that exact thing is on my [TS]

00:54:27   jacket this morning was the exact quote [TS]

00:54:29   was that quote that's a quote from you [TS]

00:54:32   it's something you set your family [TS]

00:54:33   instead she was like the only yeah the [TS]

00:54:36   only wealth is the only true wealth is [TS]

00:54:37   probably true wealth is properly so [TS]

00:54:41   we're waiting for the train to come and [TS]

00:54:44   i say i don't know this is exactly the [TS]

00:54:45   right definition but here's my [TS]

00:54:46   understanding of this you got science [TS]

00:54:48   fiction and you have fantasy and science [TS]

00:54:50   fiction is the inside of that universe [TS]

00:54:53   and almost everything that's happening [TS]

00:54:55   is explainable even if it's not [TS]

00:54:57   explainable by the kind of science we [TS]

00:54:58   know or have today there's something [TS]

00:55:01   that's explainable it's internally [TS]

00:55:03   consistent yeah right there's reasons [TS]

00:55:05   that stuff happening aren't magic and [TS]

00:55:06   then fantasy that she goes out the [TS]

00:55:08   window and there's tons of fuck tons of [TS]

00:55:10   magic right in that you think that's [TS]

00:55:12   even close [TS]

00:55:12   let's see I think it's pretty close to [TS]

00:55:16   take a lord of the rings that's not that [TS]

00:55:17   much science in that start walking [TS]

00:55:19   around what about worlds in which the [TS]

00:55:23   like for instance the movie Avatar [TS]

00:55:28   is within the setup of it is science [TS]

00:55:34   fiction because it's explicit explains [TS]

00:55:40   kind of the the premise of being able to [TS]

00:55:43   inhabit a I don't know there's a lot of [TS]

00:55:46   designer i feel that i've never seen [TS]

00:55:48   I'll I'm not sure it's such a garbled [TS]

00:55:50   idea that i'm not sure i could explain [TS]

00:55:53   it but but then within the actual film [TS]

00:55:55   it's really a fantasy movie because like [TS]

00:55:59   a lot it's just like magic but that but [TS]

00:56:02   there's also science it's like science [TS]

00:56:03   fiction fantasy i'm sorry to say no no I [TS]

00:56:06   know know it'sit's you know what it's [TS]

00:56:07   two great tastes that taste great [TS]

00:56:08   together [TS]

00:56:09   there's there's there's not that's fine [TS]

00:56:11   i mean it's all kind of stuff i like we [TS]

00:56:12   have both I you watching that that James [TS]

00:56:15   Franco go back and save Kennedy show [TS]

00:56:17   James Franco is a personal bugbear for [TS]

00:56:21   sure [TS]

00:56:22   alright he's like he's what he's like [TS]

00:56:24   one hair in a delicious dessert [TS]

00:56:27   it's like this is a delicious your God [TS]

00:56:29   is around the hair lap but you're like [TS]

00:56:32   lap well i got this hair on my company [TS]

00:56:34   and it's called James Franco em but also [TS]

00:56:38   the desert is called James Franco so [TS]

00:56:40   what do you do Tom Hardy who is a desert [TS]

00:56:43   with no hair [TS]

00:56:44   mm absolutely right everything I see Tom [TS]

00:56:47   Hardy and even if the rest of the movie [TS]

00:56:48   is fucking shambles now I know tom hardy [TS]

00:56:51   stands in the center of it and is tom [TS]

00:56:53   hardy and I go [TS]

00:56:54   he's my new he's my Scarlett Johansson [TS]

00:56:56   em James Franco's to Winky he's winking [TS]

00:57:00   all the time I don't want to get winked [TS]

00:57:02   at by somebody you know it's a little [TS]

00:57:04   winky it's interesting idea though it's [TS]

00:57:06   got him and chris cooper and it's just [TS]

00:57:08   it's a stephen king book or story and I [TS]

00:57:11   and I enjoy enjoy stephen king and chris [TS]

00:57:13   cooper and basically no it doesn't [TS]

00:57:15   matter you can watch it's just Franco [TS]

00:57:17   all over you don't know what but they go [TS]

00:57:18   back and save Kennedy basically Chris [TS]

00:57:22   Cooper owns this is the premise it's not [TS]

00:57:24   doing anything [TS]

00:57:25   the premises that we discover that Chris [TS]

00:57:27   Cooper who is the owner of a diner that [TS]

00:57:29   the teacher James Franco's to he [TS]

00:57:32   discovers that basically Chris Cooper's [TS]

00:57:34   diner has this closet can get anything [TS]

00:57:36   out of closets where you walk into it [TS]

00:57:38   and you come out exactly the same time [TS]

00:57:40   11 something am [TS]

00:57:41   in the state and 1960 every time it's [TS]

00:57:44   interesting in or you can come back if [TS]

00:57:46   you come back you start over and [TS]

00:57:47   nothing's changed only been gone for two [TS]

00:57:49   minutes now first of all I have many [TS]

00:57:51   faults but one of them is I love [TS]

00:57:53   anything related to time travel [TS]

00:57:54   I love time travel stuff i love it look [TS]

00:57:56   did you see predestination [TS]

00:57:58   no I don't have a TV okay i'll send my [TS]

00:58:01   daughter's phones and that's an [TS]

00:58:03   interesting premise and I especially [TS]

00:58:04   like the premise of its two minutes here [TS]

00:58:06   and when you come back at three sets so [TS]

00:58:08   if you have to and I haven't gotten to [TS]

00:58:09   him hitting the panic button yet but if [TS]

00:58:11   he hits the panic button he comes back [TS]

00:58:13   everything that he's created in that [TS]

00:58:14   making 60 world resets is there a long [TS]

00:58:18   time line type situation so but is there [TS]

00:58:21   a button you can push where everything [TS]

00:58:23   that we created in that universe becomes [TS]

00:58:25   true and his contemporary way I see just [TS]

00:58:27   stays there always stays there and lives [TS]

00:58:30   his life again because he goes there in [TS]

00:58:32   1960 because there's all kinds of stuff [TS]

00:58:34   he's gonna have to do in the run-up to [TS]

00:58:35   this has got to go create this world [TS]

00:58:37   he's got to make bets is going to let [TS]

00:58:38   make money and it's this whole like [TS]

00:58:40   little world building thing and I'm sure [TS]

00:58:41   the juncture cases of the world by many [TS]

00:58:43   problems with this but I thoroughly [TS]

00:58:44   enjoyed it [TS]

00:58:45   well I'm the thing about mom the thing [TS]

00:58:47   about this is that why would you bother [TS]

00:58:49   saving kennedy at that point why [TS]

00:58:50   wouldn't you just go to Las Vegas and [TS]

00:58:52   bet on Kennedy dying chris cooper i was [TS]

00:58:55   in vietnam his character from 6173 his [TS]

00:58:58   main thing is I want to I want to save [TS]

00:59:00   my friends and make sure that it never [TS]

00:59:01   happened I'll see that's just at that [TS]

00:59:03   always feels like small potatoes if you [TS]

00:59:06   have time travel [TS]

00:59:08   it's it this feels like that movie where [TS]

00:59:10   Matthew McConaughey is is like throwing [TS]

00:59:13   books off the shelf that's right there's [TS]

00:59:14   a sand on the floor to talk to Murph it [TS]

00:59:16   yeah he throws the center for its like [TS]

00:59:18   of all that you are in a parallel [TS]

00:59:20   universe where you're like [TS]

00:59:21   multi-dimensional and you're trying to [TS]

00:59:22   tell your daughter that you miss her [TS]

00:59:24   fuck you screenwriters and look you up [TS]

00:59:27   you know myself I'm gonna watch it again [TS]

00:59:29   give another chance i'm gonna watch the [TS]

00:59:30   second two-thirds I'm gonna make it [TS]

00:59:31   through the whole movie [TS]

00:59:32   I keep telling myself that but every [TS]

00:59:34   time I look at the poster angry your [TS]

00:59:36   garbage so if you're give you can go [TS]

00:59:38   back to nineteen sixty really your your [TS]

00:59:40   friends the five guys that you knew in [TS]

00:59:43   Vietnam that's the extent of your of [TS]

00:59:46   your vision interesting that is yours [TS]

00:59:48   you're saying think big like you to get [TS]

00:59:50   your not doing true time traveler [TS]

00:59:52   thinking you know let's go back and make [TS]

00:59:54   sure I dont still [TS]

00:59:54   milk on my shirt thinking yeah you're [TS]

00:59:56   saying like think big big yeah who the [TS]

00:59:59   fuck are you [TS]

00:59:59   fuck are you [TS]

01:00:00   your friends are nobody's you are nobody [TS]

01:00:02   yeah you have this incredible [TS]

01:00:03   opportunity to go back to nineteen sixty [TS]

01:00:05   and do amazing things crafty things I [TS]

01:00:08   realize this is this is the last spring [TS]

01:00:10   on you do you have just a very would you [TS]

01:00:12   invent the euro [TS]

01:00:13   Oh what would you do if you could go [TS]

01:00:15   back to know if you had a closet in a [TS]

01:00:16   diner you could walk in to save had a [TS]

01:00:18   nice breakfast you evacuate your bladder [TS]

01:00:20   you walk into the closet [TS]

01:00:21   well what do you bring with you and what [TS]

01:00:23   do you do once you're there dr. can [TS]

01:00:25   bring your phone but o get a connection [TS]

01:00:28   i can bring my phone you can bring you [TS]

01:00:30   can bring money that would work at the [TS]

01:00:31   time [TS]

01:00:32   ok but I can everyone also things that [TS]

01:00:34   that guy has brought back from his [TS]

01:00:36   previous trips can be used to but i [TS]

01:00:39   cannot access the contemporary internet [TS]

01:00:42   while i'm there in 1960 you're gonna [TS]

01:00:44   need to print it out you can bring maps [TS]

01:00:45   you can bring printouts you could bring [TS]

01:00:47   three ring binders no boy remember you [TS]

01:00:49   gotta carry that around like a lunatic [TS]

01:00:51   right right right also there's a guy [TS]

01:00:53   there he keeps wandering around every [TS]

01:00:54   time you go and appear there the guy [TS]

01:00:56   says you don't belong here [TS]

01:00:57   oh there's one guy that can see with his [TS]

01:00:59   uh they lived in his glasses [TS]

01:01:01   Jackson's got a hat yeah so what no you [TS]

01:01:04   don't belong here setting her to don't [TS]

01:01:09   belong here i hear the wind blow [TS]

01:01:12   please pass the milk pls being dirty [TS]

01:01:16   you don't belong here something on my [TS]

01:01:20   that's when I my god is so great and you [TS]

01:01:27   know what's great with that album you [TS]

01:01:28   put it on you put it on shuffle [TS]

01:01:30   I'll put it on trouble the other night [TS]

01:01:32   shuffle and like a seven-second song [TS]

01:01:34   would come on even though they found [TS]

01:01:43   Arkin corridors I walk so so let's not [TS]

01:01:50   let's not worry too much about what you [TS]

01:01:52   bring with you with your bags unless you [TS]

01:01:54   want to talk about that but what do you [TS]

01:01:55   what's what's your general idea for a [TS]

01:01:57   plan if you're thinking big and 1960 oh [TS]

01:02:02   oh it's so fun [TS]

01:02:05   Oh are what matters what really matters [TS]

01:02:09   you know 1960 you could you could stop [TS]

01:02:13   Pol Pot 1960 you want to pop it but not [TS]

01:02:18   being run vietNamNet large well but [TS]

01:02:20   they're saying don't save your buddy [TS]

01:02:21   stop the whole stop the whole everything [TS]

01:02:23   exactly if you're gonna you're gonna [TS]

01:02:24   stop the Vietnam War you have to go back [TS]

01:02:26   before nineteen sixty first of all who [TS]

01:02:28   has hit within himself in it without [TS]

01:02:32   making this an incredibly dreadful hard [TS]

01:02:34   science fiction thing that only losers [TS]

01:02:35   watch the basic idea is that if i go [TS]

01:02:38   back to keep kennedy from getting [TS]

01:02:40   assassinated Johnson will not become [TS]

01:02:42   president & Johnson will not get into [TS]

01:02:44   this long slog of Vietnam that well yeah [TS]

01:02:47   but this is that whole fantasy world [TS]

01:02:48   where Kennedy wouldn't have gotten us [TS]

01:02:50   into Vietnam like that the whole [TS]

01:02:51   business of like he was he was [TS]

01:02:53   rethinking Vietnam right before no he [TS]

01:02:56   wasn't [TS]

01:02:57   mm we were in Vietnam we were going deep [TS]

01:03:00   in Vietnam is being cocktail waitresses [TS]

01:03:02   to a time it's like where's the soup [TS]

01:03:06   um listen you don't tell me I'm not [TS]

01:03:09   darling it's not like they say I'm smart [TS]

01:03:11   and I got stepped over [TS]

01:03:13   you don't hit my brother you understand [TS]

01:03:15   what are you Italian stallions are all [TS]

01:03:19   the same i buy you out my green he was [TS]

01:03:23   still in diapers more green my kids [TS]

01:03:27   don't talk to a guy like Moe Greene like [TS]

01:03:29   that [TS]

01:03:30   did I ask when Moe Greene that I know if [TS]

01:03:34   I as who gave the order [TS]

01:03:36   I said nothing because it was business [TS]

01:03:38   anyway I went back to the maybe just sit [TS]

01:03:43   there are so many things that you could [TS]

01:03:45   do in 1960 you could not stop the [TS]

01:03:47   Vietnam War [TS]

01:03:48   I'm afraid yeah you could do anything [TS]

01:03:51   could alter the course of it hopefully [TS]

01:03:53   to save your four friends that are [TS]

01:03:55   outside of da nang how lonely you gonna [TS]

01:03:57   turn over all these big hard things [TS]

01:03:59   before you admit your way of becoming [TS]

01:04:01   fixing everything that's wrong in your [TS]

01:04:03   family and make me rich forever [TS]

01:04:04   is that what it would ultimately be when [TS]

01:04:06   you focus on fixing your family being [TS]

01:04:07   rich forever problem is that there's no [TS]

01:04:09   way you could fix my family if you went [TS]

01:04:11   back to nineteen sixty you would you [TS]

01:04:13   have to go back to 1760 and like and [TS]

01:04:18   just stop the whole thing right to grab [TS]

01:04:20   somebody and thrown down a well throw [TS]

01:04:22   Hitler baby I'm you know like [TS]

01:04:25   what would you do there's just so many [TS]

01:04:29   of directions you could go [TS]

01:04:31   tick-tock there was so they're so much [TS]

01:04:35   so so much energy and so many resources [TS]

01:04:38   were wasted during the Cold War but i [TS]

01:04:41   still don't fully understand whether or [TS]

01:04:44   not it was necessary right whether [TS]

01:04:46   whether it was the lesser of Evil's [TS]

01:04:48   Italy we would not have had the same [TS]

01:04:51   space program in the same way [TS]

01:04:53   well right or just whatever like the [TS]

01:04:55   whatever the teleplay between capitalism [TS]

01:04:59   and collectivism that we've been trying [TS]

01:05:01   to work out for the last hundred fifty [TS]

01:05:03   years or or longer [TS]

01:05:05   what I whatever however that soap opera [TS]

01:05:08   needed to play out [TS]

01:05:11   yeah was the Cold War a lot better than [TS]

01:05:14   other options and maybe I mean this is [TS]

01:05:16   the whole like butterfly flaps its wings [TS]

01:05:18   problem you get in there 1916 here like [TS]

01:05:20   I'm gonna solve the Cold War and then [TS]

01:05:22   you inside a nuclear war right right i [TS]

01:05:28   mean youyou remember at the end of at [TS]

01:05:32   the end of the movie where the aircraft [TS]

01:05:35   carrier goes back to Pearl Harbor de mi [TS]

01:05:40   mi just it was this some parallel [TS]

01:05:43   nineteen eighties that you didn't come [TS]

01:05:44   along for a TV movie [TS]

01:05:48   oh no it was a it was a movie movie and [TS]

01:05:50   it was called the time i was called Time [TS]

01:05:52   Bandits or a no it was called [TS]

01:05:55   time-travel aircraft carrier the final [TS]

01:05:59   countdown the final countdown [TS]

01:06:01   do I it was a movie about a a [TS]

01:06:06   nuclear-powered aircraft carrier that [TS]

01:06:09   Chad Katharine Ross nothing about that [TS]

01:06:11   was a Douglas senator martin sheen [TS]

01:06:13   charity know who um and they go through [TS]

01:06:17   a time storm and they arrived on the [TS]

01:06:20   other side of the time storm having [TS]

01:06:23   thought wow that was quite a storm em [TS]

01:06:25   and then all of a sudden on their radar [TS]

01:06:27   screens I'm don't want to give too much [TS]

01:06:29   away but they are back in time and then [TS]

01:06:33   they have the they have a quandary [TS]

01:06:37   merlin which is they have F for teens [TS]

01:06:39   they have 1987 technology or 1984 [TS]

01:06:45   technology whatever ff14 I get it [TS]

01:06:48   what do they do what you like most [TS]

01:06:50   movies them debating this to go well [TS]

01:06:52   there's a lot of flying around I mean [TS]

01:06:54   there's some exciting footage it's one [TS]

01:06:55   of those films where they had they had [TS]

01:06:57   five a-six Texans that they painted like [TS]

01:06:59   zeroes and then they try to make those [TS]

01:07:02   five a-six Texans look like 700 zeros my [TS]

01:07:06   flying back and forth across the screen [TS]

01:07:07   all the time you're like that's the same [TS]

01:07:09   plane I just I mean I mean it's a good [TS]

01:07:12   it's a good paint job but hey it's not a [TS]

01:07:14   0 and b you can't fool me because I you [TS]

01:07:17   never see more than five planes at a [TS]

01:07:19   time uh-huh [TS]

01:07:20   but hey that's no fault of theirs there [TS]

01:07:22   are probably a lot fewer a six texts [TS]

01:07:24   painted like zeroes now than there were [TS]

01:07:26   then yeah so like doctor who with the [TS]

01:07:28   cyber manually show a few at a time and [TS]

01:07:30   i'll show you at the time right or it's [TS]

01:07:31   like thusly stacks how many feet are how [TS]

01:07:34   many stacks easier once I can't say [TS]

01:07:37   tonight I cannot use the word Sleestak [TS]

01:07:39   in a sentence and not get my tongue all [TS]

01:07:41   time I stacks and this rather lakers [TS]

01:07:43   lakers please text you know that they're [TS]

01:07:45   played by lakers LA Lakers fast break [TS]

01:07:48   family Lakers played this lease tax i [TS]

01:07:49   didn't know that don't verify that the [TS]

01:07:51   head but I so yes at the end of the well [TS]

01:07:55   I don't want to give too much away [TS]

01:07:56   because i'm assuming that a lot of our [TS]

01:07:57   honest trailers on a movie from 1980 [TS]

01:07:59   with machine [TS]

01:08:00   yeah are there you're gonna go back and [TS]

01:08:01   watch the final countdown now but it it [TS]

01:08:07   addresses it's a it's a it's an early [TS]

01:08:09   version of addressing some of these time [TS]

01:08:11   travel quantities [TS]

01:08:13   it's like if I could go back to nineteen [TS]

01:08:15   sixty with an aircraft carrier if i go [TS]

01:08:17   back to nineteen sixty with my iphone [TS]

01:08:19   and it worked like a sports Almanac or a [TS]

01:08:24   sports Almanac about you make that's [TS]

01:08:26   right you go back and make bets right [TS]

01:08:28   you you would have to be really dumb to [TS]

01:08:29   not get rich huh [TS]

01:08:31   but you're also flapping your butterfly [TS]

01:08:34   wings and then all of a sudden you know [TS]

01:08:37   like Nancy Reagan's got two heads or [TS]

01:08:39   whatever [TS]

01:08:39   yeah that's a good point also i cannot [TS]

01:08:41   spoil this one but this one this got to [TS]

01:08:43   make money to keep yourself alive [TS]

01:08:45   so basically he makes a bet with some [TS]

01:08:47   small-town bookies on 35 to 1 bat and [TS]

01:08:49   when [TS]

01:08:50   and so you don't do anything too [TS]

01:08:51   suspicious but that's going to arouse [TS]

01:08:53   like a lot of interest if you do [TS]

01:08:55   something that is only explainable by [TS]

01:08:57   magic or graft so now I think about this [TS]

01:08:59   all the time as you [TS]

01:09:01   as I'm sure you do too which is you are [TS]

01:09:04   transported back night not to 1960 but [TS]

01:09:07   to 1972 in which world you are already [TS]

01:09:13   alive you are what five years old in [TS]

01:09:17   1972 something like that right okay so [TS]

01:09:22   yeah here you are you're 48 49 whatever [TS]

01:09:26   song 49.9 almost 50 let's just call this [TS]

01:09:29   rounded up to 50 you go back in time [TS]

01:09:31   there's already a Merlin man he's six [TS]

01:09:34   years old [TS]

01:09:35   yeah I know right but the only people [TS]

01:09:39   you know in this world are your parents [TS]

01:09:43   you don't know anybody in 1972 except [TS]

01:09:48   for your mom and dad you now don't know [TS]

01:09:51   anybody back then except your mom and [TS]

01:09:53   dad and your uncles and aunts and [TS]

01:09:54   whatever grandma get from the [TS]

01:09:55   neighborhood so what are you gonna do [TS]

01:09:57   you're gonna you're gonna go back to [TS]

01:09:58   nineteen seventy-two and just ignore the [TS]

01:10:00   fact that your whole family is there and [TS]

01:10:01   just go live in a in a in the townhouse [TS]

01:10:03   somewhere and make sports bets know your [TS]

01:10:06   that first day you arrived with not a [TS]

01:10:08   good feeling about these 75 Reds like [TS]

01:10:11   how would you go introduce yourself to [TS]

01:10:14   your own mo now this is this your actual [TS]

01:10:16   point this I thought about a lot [TS]

01:10:20   what how would you prove that you were [TS]

01:10:21   who you were given that she would almost [TS]

01:10:24   certainly recognize you in the sense of [TS]

01:10:26   recognize something about yeah and like [TS]

01:10:29   and also i mean there's all kinds of [TS]

01:10:31   things i was thinking about taking into [TS]

01:10:32   account the bootstrap paradox and all [TS]

01:10:34   these kinds of problems like is there a [TS]

01:10:35   way that I could see myself with some [TS]

01:10:38   kind of a little test [TS]

01:10:42   yeah and you know what that test is that [TS]

01:10:45   nobody else could know and I haven't [TS]

01:10:46   come up with one of those but it was a [TS]

01:10:48   horrible right here like hi uh mrs. man [TS]

01:10:51   hi uh um I came out of your vagina have [TS]

01:10:57   a moment I i am a relative right I'm a [TS]

01:11:01   relative of yours [TS]

01:11:02   this arrogant movie and high it was [TS]

01:11:06   their movie about that sounds like a [TS]

01:11:07   movie [TS]

01:11:08   it should be a movie has a movie been [TS]

01:11:10   made them that where this happens I [TS]

01:11:12   don't have a TV right but like I either [TS]

01:11:14   do I but I got a guy you know you're [TS]

01:11:16   like I'm a relative and he and i can say [TS]

01:11:18   some gonna be holding my finger up under [TS]

01:11:20   my nose like a mustache [TS]

01:11:22   hello fella who would perhaps you uh [TS]

01:11:24   with a point with a monocle know when [TS]

01:11:28   you you would and you would first of all [TS]

01:11:30   tease tease your way into the house by [TS]

01:11:33   saying i am the son of and Maisy Glotz [TS]

01:11:37   he's gonna know amazing losses right [TS]

01:11:40   right and she's gonna go oh really and [TS]

01:11:43   you're like yes distant relative Maisie [TS]

01:11:45   lots i am her son i can say that I'm [TS]

01:11:48   gonna go work on a mission somewhere I [TS]

01:11:51   work in a Christian angle and family [TS]

01:11:53   angle [TS]

01:11:53   mm-hmm and so then you're invited into [TS]

01:11:56   the house and then you sit down here [TS]

01:11:57   like you know funny and i have 25 [TS]

01:12:00   minutes alone with your child [TS]

01:12:02   well not that you're not there yet right [TS]

01:12:04   there no you're like um how do you [TS]

01:12:07   believe in mysteries [TS]

01:12:11   you suck at the you how do you feel [TS]

01:12:16   about taking a hard look happy Percy the [TS]

01:12:19   movie about time travel they pick a card [TS]

01:12:22   out of the deck and it's late it's a [TS]

01:12:23   Polaroid of them holding up the hard wow [TS]

01:12:25   wow [TS]

01:12:26   like how do you get everything about my [TS]

01:12:29   mom and you don't want to come off as [TS]

01:12:31   David Blaine basically you don't like go [TS]

01:12:33   like what the fuck was that [TS]

01:12:35   well it's not that you don't want to [TS]

01:12:36   come off like you're a scam artist right [TS]

01:12:38   because because the only people that [TS]

01:12:41   were the only person i would try to do [TS]

01:12:42   this would be somebody was trying to rip [TS]

01:12:44   your your parents to get their hands on [TS]

01:12:46   the man fortune [TS]

01:12:48   yeah so the man fortune exactly the [TS]

01:12:50   fortune of like chick comics that are in [TS]

01:12:52   the garage but much but you know my mom [TS]

01:12:56   was always into science fiction all the [TS]

01:12:58   way back so I i have an in with us on [TS]

01:13:01   this idea when I'm eventually [TS]

01:13:03   transported back in time that I can go [TS]

01:13:05   to my mom and say look you know like [TS]

01:13:07   let's say initially like i'm the [TS]

01:13:09   grandson of you know of [TS]

01:13:12   Henry pretty or something like that [TS]

01:13:14   should be like really think I know all [TS]

01:13:16   the grandsons depending pretty I'm like [TS]

01:13:18   wow I'm one of these I'm a lot long-lost [TS]

01:13:20   grandson and she would look at me and [TS]

01:13:22   she would see in my face a resemblance [TS]

01:13:25   enough to her people that that some [TS]

01:13:28   bullshit story like that would get me in [TS]

01:13:29   the door and then I could say listen I [TS]

01:13:34   know you like science fiction don't ask [TS]

01:13:36   me how but let's imagine a fantasy [TS]

01:13:42   science fiction scenario where time [TS]

01:13:45   travel was possible [TS]

01:13:46   are you with me so far mm but way her [TS]

01:13:48   but wait there's more [TS]

01:13:51   and you know and just lead her down oh [TS]

01:13:54   yeah it's really very subtle [TS]

01:13:55   yeah right where she's like yeah I [TS]

01:13:57   believe in science fiction oh do you [TS]

01:13:58   believe in [TS]

01:13:59   say for instance past lives you know I [TS]

01:14:02   would like I'd be in her head already [TS]

01:14:04   right use her own tendencies to make the [TS]

01:14:10   case that it was possible that i was her [TS]

01:14:12   own son appearing back in time I mean [TS]

01:14:16   she's always gonna she's always gonna be [TS]

01:14:18   like because then you're like dropping [TS]

01:14:20   out family secrets little by little to [TS]

01:14:21   prove your case [TS]

01:14:22   yeah that's that's so creepy well it is [TS]

01:14:25   it be massively creepy other thing is at [TS]

01:14:27   any moment she could stand up and go [TS]

01:14:29   who are you by God get out of my house [TS]

01:14:31   I'm calling the police [TS]

01:14:33   yeah you don't want that it's over it's [TS]

01:14:34   over at that point it's over you can [TS]

01:14:36   never gonna get back in that we have to [TS]

01:14:38   slow slow because I think here's the [TS]

01:14:41   problem is i think when people first [TS]

01:14:43   more the scenario over in their head I [TS]

01:14:45   know you're not doing this I think the [TS]

01:14:47   main promise people think okay if I [TS]

01:14:48   overwhelm them with a huge amount of [TS]

01:14:52   information that is incredibly specific [TS]

01:14:53   and could not be coincidental [TS]

01:14:56   there's no way they won't believe you [TS]

01:14:58   say listen I know this is hard to [TS]

01:14:59   believe but I'm your son and the door [TS]

01:15:02   bells about to ring and some is going to [TS]

01:15:04   show you a magazine thing or you know or [TS]

01:15:05   you don't mean or whatever it is you [TS]

01:15:08   know exactly tonight sanford and son is [TS]

01:15:09   there is a rerun you know wow that's [TS]

01:15:11   crazy as you know that [TS]

01:15:12   yeah whatever every screenplay that [TS]

01:15:14   whatever do this you would always be [TS]

01:15:15   transported back in time on some [TS]

01:15:17   momentous day in your life right or the [TS]

01:15:20   day before momentous day [TS]

01:15:21   right like yeah tomorrow is the day that [TS]

01:15:23   uncle Charlie loses his arm and I can [TS]

01:15:27   either stop it or use it to prove break [TS]

01:15:30   tonight from the future for keeping me [TS]

01:15:32   company when anyone about another talent [TS]

01:15:36   huh 3100mah I don't know Marilyn I don't [TS]

01:15:45   have a problem is that i have spent so [TS]

01:15:46   much time mental energy like I have [TS]

01:15:49   consumed bushels of food to give me the [TS]

01:15:54   strength and power so that i can power [TS]

01:15:58   the engine of my brain to think about [TS]

01:16:00   time travel scenarios where I [TS]

01:16:01   reintroduce myself to my mom like what [TS]

01:16:04   possible good can come of that why a why [TS]

01:16:10   did Jesus make me this way [TS]

01:16:12   uh-huh what are we doing here on this [TS]

01:16:13   planet if this is the kind of Ouroboros [TS]

01:16:16   that like occupies my days I could be [TS]

01:16:20   out digging I could be building habitat [TS]

01:16:22   for humanity [TS]

01:16:23   uh-huh but instead this and i'm not even [TS]

01:16:26   I don't even have a utility belt I think [TS]

01:16:28   you could go to your mom as she exists [TS]

01:16:32   today in this universe and you could go [TS]

01:16:35   and say look I gotta be honest with you [TS]

01:16:37   there's a reason i have been working [TS]

01:16:38   much I've been thinking a lot about what [TS]

01:16:40   happens if i could go back in time and [TS]

01:16:42   meet you [TS]

01:16:43   so I think you do they call it social [TS]

01:16:45   engineering you go to your mom of this [TS]

01:16:46   year as far as we know she might have [TS]

01:16:49   trouble here too we don't know but you [TS]

01:16:50   go to her as she is now she appears to [TS]

01:16:52   you and you say help me work this out [TS]

01:16:54   you give me something what can i say to [TS]

01:16:56   you i tell me a family secret [TS]

01:16:59   it's probably think you're trying to get [TS]

01:17:00   your PIN code or something but it you [TS]

01:17:02   get her to help you figure out how a [TS]

01:17:04   little mercy would do it [TS]

01:17:06   whoo that's an interesting interesting [TS]

01:17:11   interesting i'm wondering if there is [TS]

01:17:12   still stuff that my mom is willing to [TS]

01:17:15   tell me that she hasn't told me right [TS]

01:17:17   like my dad was never going to tell me [TS]

01:17:19   the five gamma delta secret handshake [TS]

01:17:22   I could have tortured him with a [TS]

01:17:24   branding iron when he never would have [TS]

01:17:26   given it away not because anybody gives [TS]

01:17:29   a shit but just because the five gamma [TS]

01:17:30   delta secret handshake is the thing that [TS]

01:17:32   he decided he was going to take to his [TS]

01:17:33   tab [TS]

01:17:34   even though they're I mean right now in [TS]

01:17:36   seattle there five thousand total [TS]

01:17:40   ding-a-lings you spend your time travel [TS]

01:17:42   back to the fire game up get beta a [TS]

01:17:45   meeting where he learned it [TS]

01:17:47   mm-hmm and you become a brother except [TS]

01:17:50   well that's the thing but I don't [TS]

01:17:52   that's a lot of work just to learn this [TS]

01:17:53   one dumb thing yeah at all it would [TS]

01:17:55   prove is that I was a five-game a delta [TS]

01:17:57   which like or Fiji as they call [TS]

01:18:00   themselves but like my mom [TS]

01:18:03   I mean I know a lot of secrets about her [TS]

01:18:04   i could go back and say like hey mom [TS]

01:18:06   what about this say what about that like [TS]

01:18:08   but nothing really that you wouldn't [TS]

01:18:11   mean that the only way you the only way [TS]

01:18:14   you could prove it is to tell them a [TS]

01:18:16   story about something that happened to [TS]

01:18:18   them when they were all by themselves [TS]

01:18:20   who that you that you can guess they've [TS]

01:18:24   either never told anybody or you know [TS]

01:18:27   told so few people that it couldn't [TS]

01:18:29   possibly be a thing that you knew or [TS]

01:18:31   you've seen and enjoyed the film looper [TS]

01:18:33   back when you have a TV [TS]

01:18:35   don't talk to me about time trap I don't [TS]

01:18:38   swell that can enjoy that movie a lot [TS]

01:18:39   though we are talking we are well we'll [TS]

01:18:42   cut all this out of time travel [TS]

01:18:43   yeah but uh there's there's a something [TS]

01:18:46   I've never seen before that they do in [TS]

01:18:47   that movie that involves things that [TS]

01:18:50   happen in the past [TS]

01:18:51   mmm that are then become part of the [TS]

01:18:55   present because it happened in the past [TS]

01:18:57   right [TS]

01:18:58   they tortured again the past and then [TS]

01:19:00   results that are happening to the guy in [TS]

01:19:01   the pro yeah he's sitting there as yeah [TS]

01:19:03   hard drive so much anymore late sorry [TS]

01:19:06   Leslie [TS]

01:19:06   well here's an idea here's a question I [TS]

01:19:09   post whatever kind of your mom's finger [TS]

01:19:10   and said look at your finger you say [TS]

01:19:11   that i just did that [TS]

01:19:12   oh no that's terrible i'm going to call [TS]

01:19:14   my mom's finger come on that completely [TS]

01:19:15   spoiled at me for that terrible but here [TS]

01:19:17   is the question what could somebody tell [TS]

01:19:20   you what if somebody shows on about it [TS]

01:19:23   about a middle-aged guy shows up on a [TS]

01:19:25   man i'm sorry a middle-aged woman [TS]

01:19:26   beautiful woman wearing a fanny pack who [TS]

01:19:30   and a and a and a bat man costume and [TS]

01:19:34   shows up on your door and says I am your [TS]

01:19:37   daughter who from the new future [TS]

01:19:39   how would she proved that to you I say [TS]

01:19:42   where's your hairbrush [TS]

01:19:43   she says I don't know [TS]

01:19:45   love you honey [TS]

01:19:52   yes and yes and yes [TS]