Roderick on the Line

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00:00:26 ◼   ► hello hi John I'm Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► good good good good [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► mmm SI get the coins there no that's my [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► keys I I couldn't find my keys this [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► morning so I picked up my other keys [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► know when I got here my fob didn't work [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► and then I reached in my pocket and the [TS]

00:00:52 ◼   ► my first set of keys was right in my [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► pocket right we're like I look they're [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► 16 times [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► hmm how's that possible what happened [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► somebody's gotta remember lots and lots [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► it could be gremlins could be gremlins [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► got thoughts on this [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► noms who you know it's like they say on [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► the Internet where first used a banner [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► ads and then people develop banner [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► blindness they called it which is you [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► got so used to seeing this certain size [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► ad unit that your mind kind of [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► unconsciously skip past it [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► oh yeah I'm i skipped past those certain [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► sized ad units you do that unconsciously [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► yes good all right did you do that [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► unconsciously on purpose i do that [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► unconsciously and consciously both [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► that's terrific [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► alright i wish i could do that well you [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► don't you see them they are like in your [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► eyes [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► no no hmm now the bane unconsciously [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► that's good [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► my problem is that these days it's the [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► easy pop over javascript window take [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► over the world to get the app for the [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► newsletter bohol well are we gonna talk [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► about this today is that what you want [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► to do today I'm writing down one word [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► and running down Forbes one of Forbes [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► Time magazine time when I can't sleep I [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► can't see Forbes anymore they won't let [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► me look at their website the venerable [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► Time magazine has become a clickbait [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► bullshit party [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► ok i'm making click click bullshit okay [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► great that sounds good [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► ok so here's my thought well shit I have [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► to write these down i know i know what [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► did you do it now while you're typing [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► them instead of writing them on a card [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► was gone totally digital do everything [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► digital now night when I want to leave a [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► note in my daughter's lunchbox I do not [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► a brand-new I [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► iphone 6s plus so so DNA code to a [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► paperless office there no should not a [TS]

00:02:42 ◼   ► scrap paper here you've been here [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► haha i wanna have a dial has Marvel [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► dolls with dead dark eyes and a computer [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► well that must be much more efficient i [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► got a thought on this is this is this is [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► a thousand flowers will bloom here [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► because this leads to large larger [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► thought technology for me I think when [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► you look in your pocket 16 times and you [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► don't notice your keys i think that's [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► kind of like a form of banner blindness [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► excluding magic which is something i [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► think we could also talk about yesterday [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► i tried to explain the difference [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► between science fiction and fantasy to [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► my daughter I'd like to get your [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► thoughts on how well it was just okay [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► don't know what you use when you say [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► magic to me with a cat or well like the [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► Magic's yeah magic come back to have got [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► clickbait bullshit party and magic okay [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► i think one thing that happens is a [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► scene okay let me put a little bit here [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► because I struggle with my family [TS]

00:03:31 ◼   ► yeah well you know I really really like [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► my family and they're great we get a lot [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► of wonderful mostly get along pretty [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► well but one thing that drives me a [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► little bit crazy about my family is that [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► they don't understand the basic [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► innovations required to find something [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► that they can't find oh yeah and so you [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► know like the famous Mutt and Jeff comic [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► they keep looking by this 111 lat [TS]

00:03:49 ◼   ► because that under the lights good [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► that's where the light is right okay so [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► every morning that the following happens [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► in our house [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► ok brush teeth and hair I don't know [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► where my hairbrushes ok alright i told [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► you this before but we now have [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► purchased I now have we have five of the [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► kind of hair brush my daughter likes I [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► figured we could deploy them tactically [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► around the house and the law of averages [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► would indicate would just turn up like [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► scissors and scotch tape though it just [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► disappears into some black hole [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► presumably in my daughter's room [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► well here's a here's a life hack right [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► here yeah I'm ready [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► yeah put on a chain like a bank well [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► that's exactly what i was going to say [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► except do it like a Midwestern gas [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► station and and attach it to a license [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► plate [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► Oh hairbrush on a chain attached to an [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► old license plates [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► that's pretty hip not gonna get lost its [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► guys got a throwback vintage quality to [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► it huh clangs when she's brushing her [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► hair [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► kids love that and she can learn about [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► geography chance change it up and it's [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► like to play from Georgia it's a plate [TS]

00:04:45 ◼   ► from massachusetts live free or die and [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► so I i know there's no point [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► my saying this to my daughter but I say [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► I need the there's a couple facts and [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► evidence the same facts and evidence we [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► talk about every day no five of these [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► which is not helping [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► and you are literally the only person in [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► the house that uses this hairbrush which [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► means you're the only person who has any [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► agency over what politte gets dropped [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► into em and so then and this is where [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► the whole family problem kicks in [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► because then the the great quest begins [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► its look a bit like a bildungsroman or [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► Joseph Campbell you start wandering [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► around the house looking for brushes and [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► my wife and my daughter are like a [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► confused rumba they both tend to circle [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► in these two areas my wife keeps [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► checking on the the table in the front [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► hallway because that's where frequently [TS]

00:05:29 ◼   ► where things end up just keep looking [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► my daughter just walks in a circle in [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► her room kind of making a noise like [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► this where and meanwhile i am i'm under [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► the coffee table i am under the dining [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► room table i'm looking behind the cat [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► box because you know what we've already [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► looked at places where it should be [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► right in the to rumba of the house are [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► are still you know like sharks in that [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► area [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► oh you just said cat box i just [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► remembered that you have a cat now like [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► a daughter [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► whoa we have two cat boxes and in case [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► the cat losses the first one one in the [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► chamber but that doesn't do you think [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► this week is my thinking is look you [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► know we've already tried all the places [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► where it should be and that's the [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► problem the problem is that and then of [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► course people say things like it's [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► always the last place you look because [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► normally people keep looking for 15 [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► minutes after they found something that [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► you just I think that's a eugene mirman [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► bit [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► oh really i know i don't think so but [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► you sounded just like him [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► Oh which is great to watch Bob's Burgers [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► uh no I don't have to be okay [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► neither am i watching my daughter's [TS]

00:06:32 ◼   ► lunchbox for here's here's i see i'm all [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► about life hacks you know me I'm all [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► about solving problems i took a while [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► but it seems to me that you are as we [TS]

00:06:40 ◼   ► speak one of our great nations foremost [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► progenitors of life hackery that's right [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► you're always so you know what is the [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► thing is you find a better way and you [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► notice it and then you share it [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► that's what I want to do no ads no ads I [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► want to spread the love and here's [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► here's my students my thought you're [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► already clearly fully devoted to raising [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► your daughter as a as a nerd as a [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► I was like yeah because on the way to [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► the new animated disney movie i talked [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► about the difference i find magic and [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► you're you're you're like pot committed [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► to this right now uh when I pre actually [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► actually actually am it's actually she [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► knows she knows that this is the thing [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► we're doing when she was 18 months old [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► she was already wearing spider-man [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► pajamas I looked at you with confusion [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► and what is what is that was so it's [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► already too late i can see it in your [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► eyes what color spider-girl she [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► spider-man let her be spider-man [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► so my question is why have you not [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► introduced the fanny pack into her [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► universe does she not have a fanny pack [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► oh dear fanny pack and is where the [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► where the the hairbrush goes where the [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► iphone goes the the the tiger balm the [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► what else goes in a fanny pack your diet [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► includes keys maxi pad you know the keys [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► keys to the house the keys to the to the [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► the barn you get you can put you like [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► white cat you could drink chick you [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► Caleb are key [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► it's a couple of a couple of dead I [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► dolls in there you probably carry a [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► little well i mean she doesn't have [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► comic books anymore would all be on her [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► fone bone oh she's got comic books buddy [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► all right we'll open a packet is big [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► enough and fanny pack could be made out [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► of supple a like goat skin right don't [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► measure such a look like she's home [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► school and here's the thing she'll know [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► the difference between sci-fi and [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► fantasy at that point just plain sight [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► arena left well because you have people [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► on the bus will say hey I want to talk [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► about sci-fi fantasy she'll be part of a [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► guild before you won't even have to do [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► anything [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► mhm so that's what I think it should be [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► I think fanny pack is the way is the way [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► to go baby packing packing packing [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► packing so anytime things get confusing [TS]

00:08:54 ◼   ► he's introduced another fanny pack just [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► fanny pack and we'll be back in TM and [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► you have a you have a fanny pack for for [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► dress-up days you have a fanny pack for [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► you know for sure you get one for you [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► can wear to work day evening it slightly [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► fancier the smaller one you keep a [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► lipstick in there I'm the one that you [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► were around the house is made out of the [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► same material as your sneaky terry cloth [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► yeah take like a fanny pack [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► yeah I hear you I should see how she [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► feels about fanny pack [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► I my thing is I feel like in the absence [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► of organization one of the worst things [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► you can do is introduce more containers [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► oh I see what you're saying way wait no [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► no no [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► yeah Merlin no I object [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► this is dino and that that's kind of [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► your problem shut up I don't want to [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► talk about this anymore [TS]

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00:11:51 ◼   ► line and all the great shows [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► somebody said to me the other day about [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► some product sunglasses do you want the [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► box and I was like oh cool i want the [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► box [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► yes I want the box an animal god that's [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► such a good size you can put so many [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► things you put sunglasses in their [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► regular glasses things that are smaller [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► than sunglasses you put pins you can put [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► wheat pennies i was at the store the [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► other day and is there there's a little [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► test little bit like a little buy it now [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► kind of thing next to the cash register [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► with it usually has candy bars and a USB [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► Drive yeah right thumb drives and this [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► one had little American flag pins so i [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► bought two look like you could never [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► have kind of thing I gotta tell you [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► that's the kind of thing where you [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► should just buy a whole box [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► it looks so much cooler on if you move [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► some of your little tiny president's you [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► can just put an entire full box when [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► that building that look cool i've done [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► with two things in my life one time I [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► bought a whole box of carmex so i can [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► have the box [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► oh that's nice that made me feel like I [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► think I got it gotten like a grant check [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► around the time and I thought you know [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► what [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► carmex for everyone i will have comics [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► in my home but alright thanks to people [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► a step-by-step carmax problem like most [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► Americans I remember it so i can tell [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► you you're putting out like a cannonball [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► other the worst and you know they'd like [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► the internet it it creates the problem [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► it solves and then the other want to do [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► that with was you know the trees on your [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► mirrors your car don't smell you know [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► those uh those little pine tree things [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► you hang on your rear-view mirror i know [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► i just arrived on earth [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► okay well those are coming for those [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► little late nineteen eighties when I was [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► pretty into those they don't remember [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► they came on a really cool like [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► completely vintage retro look hardboard [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► stem yeah i mean it looked like on it [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► wasn't even like fake retro it looks [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► like they literally had not like CarMax [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► it looks like they hadn't updated in [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► years right and he's out one of those [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► well they were like fight a lot of times [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► you go into the store and see the kid [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► his 50 nearby these five can also take [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► the stand [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► oh yeah yes i've done that i have owned [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► fanny packs [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► um alright I'm here I'm listening yeah [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► i'm sorry i'm just trying to pop stack [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► here we got a lot to cover got magic get [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► Barton Keyes well pop the stack [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► that's a giant turkey the term um fanny [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► pack and you so anyway I you know I'm [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► alone in this [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► I but the thing is everybody else in the [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► family does everything so much better [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► than me that I really can't get that [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► kept us from high ground about the hair [TS]

00:14:16 ◼   ► brushes i literally bought more i went [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► to amazon i bought three of this brush [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► we keep in the closet if we don't tell [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► her it's right oh that's a good one but [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► seeing you know this is and this goes [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► back to the question was gonna ask you [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► which from the very beginning which is [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► do you when you arrive at your home when [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► you take off your pants do you generally [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► put your pants and life related stuff in [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► the same spot every time because i think [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► that's important [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► uh do i do it because you think it's [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► important no and start over [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► um week I understand what you are asking [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► I have a key bowl my life changed when i [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► introduced one technology into my house [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► which is a bowl that we liked a lot that [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► had a small crack in it so it no longer [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► had the performance characteristics of [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► an eating Bowl that's right had great [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► characteristics of the stuff from your [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► pockets bowl [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► yeah it's always in the same place in my [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► home and it's always exactly where I [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► take off my car hard hat i stick my [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► wallet my passport my notebook my [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► headphones my pen my keys and anything [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► else I have in their maxi pads or [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► whatever I stick them all into the Hat [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► and hackers in a dish i have several [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► coffee mugs all of which have either [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► broken their handles or have cracks in [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► them and make them unusable that are all [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► filled with different collections of [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► vintage ballpoint pens you see you kind [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► of organized separate amount for sure [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► and then everyone will have to go [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► through and column you know the picture [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► over here the paper makes her over here [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► when I don't do it by brand i do it by [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► sort of you know like this will say like [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► Al's defunct auto supply place [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► Barney's typewriter repair shop I mean [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► all these things that like don't exist [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► anymore but they used to give away pens [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► but I i have a qia promotional pens [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► emotional pain but the funny one like a [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► my kids a orthodontist gives us one of [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► those funny ones that got a bend in it [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► yeah I don't you be funny for a [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► chiropractor not sure what it means for [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► three ghosts [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► I well your teeth are all fucked up is [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► what it means but here's what you'll [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► give me all of the money but no I don't [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► have any funny pins i don't want to [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► fucking funny pin no keep your funny pin [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► somebody somebody else in the world's [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► got a collection of funny pens [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► yeah and if i get if i was part of a [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► network which I should be when I found [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► one of those things i could give it to [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► that guy and he could give me good that [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► would be Jason version of the black list [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► is a way to share the dumb shit you have [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► that somebody else said you have to have [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► promotional pens from auto parts stores [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► uh I want those remember somebody that's [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► gonna be part of your estate someday [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► someone will be paid to write all that [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► on a piece of paper in general by it or [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► sure but I so i have a bowl and it's a [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► silver bowl and it is full of keys and [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► then i have one of those long long sushi [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► plates that's meant long thin sushi [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► plate that's meant to have like a dragon [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► roll all I could get too cocky or a [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► rainbow roll on a big long rainbow roll [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► plate except it's really no really nice [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► you can you can find those that are like [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► gorgeous look curved up on the sides [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► turned up on the sides got dimples its [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► hand you know that the blaze is like [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► intentionally uneven what sabe and a [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► little wabi-sabi and that so that's not [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► much longer plate than the silver ball [TS]

00:17:20 ◼   ► where my active keys go and the the [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► wabi-sabi plate is for inactive keys now [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► inactive keys are interesting inactive [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► keys are the two vespa keys which I'm [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► not currently driving because it's [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► winter and also they're not running but [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► they're the only two keys to those to [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► vespers that exists in the world i have [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► never had duplicates made in owning [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► those things for 35 years I have never [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► had a spare key made [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► so I cannot lose those best cookies then [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► that the spare keys for the RV the spare [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► keys for the house or in the inactive [TS]

00:18:01 ◼   ► wabi-sabi [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► plate and then there are a couple of [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► heirloom keys [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► oh I got this right like when I was a [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► kid I was a latchkey kid I wore a house [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► key around my neck on a red piece of [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► yarn and i still have the key on the [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► yarn and I keep that in my interactive [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► key why we saw be played just because [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► conceptually this is really smart you [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► got the active keys and get the inactive [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► it was an active keys what he calling [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► inactive wabi-sabi keys [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► yep but you know where they are there's [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► one place where that stuff goes [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► yep then I have no it doesn't go [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► anywhere else it does not when I walk in [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► the door the keys go clink I hear the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► satisfying clink of that so did John I [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► meet people who do not adhere to this [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► system and I just can't imagine what [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► chaos their life must be here's another [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► life hack [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► I we look like make the life hacks [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► episode i think we're gonna have enough [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► that we could probably we could probably [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► monetize this ok alright what will hack [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► it well we should come up with the [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► website for growth Hackett i have a [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► giant not giant that's that's a that's a [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► misnomer but i have a remember those old [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► plastic pictures from the seventies that [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► we made kool aid in or you would take up [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► that you take a container of frozen [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► orange juice concentrate and you would [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► plop it in a bit plastic picture and [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► then you had three cups of water and a [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► friend temper with the attorney top [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► there you go it's the tupperware one [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► with the tourney top that exact size and [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► shape but it's made out of blueglass [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► translucent blue glass and that is [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► sitting right next to my door front door [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► and into that goes every receipt that I [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► have accumulated during the day [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► oh so all the receipts in my pockets in [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► my wallet every little note of a [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► transaction of any kind first thing I do [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► when I walk in his open it up dump all [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► of the receipts on you know like I make [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► no attempt to organize them or flowers [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► for its just respect I'd say it's a [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► receptacle [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► that's right and all mail that I don't [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► want to open right that second [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► wow you know you just you just made [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► yourself an inbox [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► Kapow it all goes into the blue jar you [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► are literally getting things done [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► trademark and and the blue jar is not a [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► inbox it's not a pile of [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► undifferentiated mail it's not a it [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► doesn't look like some garbage [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► it's a beautiful blue Vaz that is just [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► tinted darkly enough that you can't [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► really tell that it's full of envelopes [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► and receipts so it's decorative and it [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► makes me feel and also it's just small [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► enough that after it's got let's say 11 [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► envelopes in it you gotta do something [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► about it it's it's it's got all kinds so [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► it's it's decorative its functional and [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► it's super functional because when it's [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► full you know it's time to look at your [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► mail [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► yeah you look at email you got to do [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► something you got to go in there and [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► then sorted out and flatten all those [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► receipts out and write little words on [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► them so those are those are systems the [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► wallet in the pants system is leave the [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► wallet in yesterday's pants [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► yeah because today [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► hmm i am not so far from yesterday that [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► i can't remember yesterday's pants it it [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► works especially if you wear the same [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► pants every day but it's got problems [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► what happens is it can fall out at my [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► wallet cannot fall out of my pants you [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► got like grip tape on there [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► no I have you know a big wallet you get [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► a big wallet i got a big wallet i'm also [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► a big man and I where Taipans in tight [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► pants so the wallet is somewhat you know [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► you know the way if you wet a piece of [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► paper and you lay it over something then [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► the paper dries it dries it can you know [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► the new shape of the paper is the shape [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► of the thing that you later on who [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► that's true of my pants [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► my pants were like wet paper at one [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► point and now they are dried into the [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► shape of my wallet [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► okay right right my pants right well [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► this is the thing I'm sure our listeners [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► we should share with them that you know [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► it the light one of the big life [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► accident if it works for you go with it [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► if you don't mind your paper your pants [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► being like paper keep your wallet there [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► except there's a corollary to that which [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► is if it works for you but it's wrong [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► don't do it that's true that's like Jack [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► right right yeah i guess for me it seems [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► to me like you're carrying a utility [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► belt worth of stuff your what did you [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► say you're like my my wallet and my [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► flashlight and my my multi-tool got a [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► blackberry might find knows member [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► nataliemarie nunchuck ooh I sunglasses [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► and might slightly less tinted [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► sunglasses and my normal glasses yeah [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► that's true hair bows and you're just [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► you're unloading your your pockets every [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► day and it seems like frankly you're [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► asking yourself why not the backpack [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► well or the or the fanny pack the [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► utility belt I just don't know about [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► what if you had a police utility belt [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► where your flashlight with that would be [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► that we leather on it that we leather [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► several pockets can see on the cops near [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► her house and I admire and i think [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► that's that's nice because you can take [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► that off and everything is in there [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► so what would so what kind of life would [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► that be if you showed up at some [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► software devcon some sort of you know [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► group group meet for whatever calling it [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► openoffice plans don't think the spark [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► if it's for something by george orwell [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► and crew concept pack you got a group [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► group pack write bak TM got a belt khan [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► and you show up and and you're wearing a [TS]

00:23:51 ◼   ► utility belt that's got a little like a [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► holster for everything but it's not like [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► a jokey look at me i'm batman Bell this [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► is a real this is a grown man's utility [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► belt Batman utility belt maybe maybe you [TS]

00:24:04 ◼   ► have or we have one of our friends our [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► fans who makes this type of thing to [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► make like an artisanal know it exists [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► start with start with the filson double [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► belt right and then build out from there [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► and all of a sudden [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► who's the superhero right look yeah you [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► look like a cross between a comic book [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► nerd and Cyclops from the x-men comics [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► you know there are at least if i'm not [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► mistaken [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► see I don't know I don't know your whole [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► universe here I don't know which [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► university are in white fellow writer [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► 616 whether it's Universal or yeah [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► Marvel only sony new line [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► but my question is there are some [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► superheroes who have supernatural powers [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► that they get from UFOs or are or [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► mutants or magic this gets to my [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► conversation magic with a que magics [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► with the k-9s then there are superheroes [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► that have technology-assisted superhero [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► powers [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► yes that they have a they are [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► billionaires usually and disturbed and [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► they have a lab and they build some like [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► Doc I or you could just be a rich psycho [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► rich psycho and so then there are [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► they've got their robot arms and they're [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► out fighting somebody that's got that's [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► got like many magical UFO power and [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► somehow they're evenly matched enough [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► that that the comic book never ends with [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► the like the gruesome death of one of [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► the other you don't see you really like [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► a three-page comic we just write the [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► living shit out of somebody gonna knock [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► and it's like laser eyes [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► oh the next time true believers up so [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► you need to start embracing the fact [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► that you that you you're probably not [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► going to become a mutant at any time but [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► you could any more of them you're not [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► going to come from using a useful way [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► right but you could be like a like a [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► crazy scientist style superhero and I [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► think that starts with the utility belt [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► yeah cuz cuz that the rejection of your [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► peers is a nice way to get you good and [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► angry about using your science see [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► really good you know what we could do [TS]

00:26:05 ◼   ► that right into my daughter I could use [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► the guys like a boy named sue type [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► situation yeah you make her crazy i'll [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► make horrible i'm a carmaker completely [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► objectionable the key thing also is to [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► make somebody the kind of nervous even [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► nerds don't like well what about what's [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► the story with the green onion or [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► whatever the guy that with the buttons [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► please ring in the onion fists and vista [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► lantern and that gives an onion powers [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► yeah exactly the one that was writing [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► like this the the it's not a surfboard [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► it's more like one of those hoverboards [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► except it's green and he's mean he's got [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► a long chin [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► yeah that's the guy that's in Deadpool [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► now there's no she was the key play the [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► green onion few years ago [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► well so that's army green onions event [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► that and then but he's got a lead on [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► he's also be he would be great giveaway [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► that iron be coming from very come [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► agreed I the green onion uh he's a [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► mutant who also uses technology now [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► that's all separate category think he [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► got gifted with space powers [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► oh and this is this is that's an [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► interesting edge case we're talking to [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► my daughter about this which we should [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► come back to later [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► yeah uh but I think you feel how I see [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► what you're saying that I see what [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► you're saying the the the pouches and [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► and belt deployment is a good idea see I [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► think of this in these layers or [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► concentric circles and like IE and this [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► is a little bit of that means to be a [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► george carlin pit but it ends up kind of [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► being that but you've got the stuff that [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► you always have to have on you looking [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► at the most most basic level for me okay [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► look for example i had to run home right [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► before we started recording our program [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► to pick up something that amazon had [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► left I didn't bring even my usual go [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► pack [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► I brought my phone right with my [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► headphones on because listen to a [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► podcast as you do your golden lasso [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► gotta go last night about my keys [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► because that's really all I needed to [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► like you know good cover that small [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► distance botanic and this paddle ball [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► game and this trip my favorite chair but [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► it's normally I have all the things i [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► described like that I store my hat at [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► home that's on my body now there are a [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► lot of people you let something like [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► let's go back yeah what you store them [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► in your hat sure storm hackles echoes in [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► the bowl [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► oh you put the stuff in the Hat the Hat [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► goes in the bowl yeah i have about eight [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► carhartt caps but i have one going at a [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► time but didn't you just tell me that [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► that that container fatigue is a problem [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► yes I had another container ok well [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► here's what I think container fatigue is [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► a problem like for example you go like [TS]

00:28:25 ◼   ► oh I keep losing my keys or I keep [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► forgetting my wallet i'll keep my wallet [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► in this container and i'll keep my keys [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► in this container and now I'm organized [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► i see so that hat is like a catch-all [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► the problem is and the United shaking a [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► little bit into a different life happy [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► part of my life but I think part of the [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► problem is when somebody somebody starts [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► with the idea of wanting to be as they [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► say organized and most people think of [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► organization as taking all of the [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► unnecessary shit in their house roughly [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► sorting it into piles and then buying [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► new clear plastic boxes to stick it [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► that's not organization well wait a [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► minute what if you take all the stuff in [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► your house [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► roughly sorted into piles and then put [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► in vintage cigar boxes that's different [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► that's different but that's thank you [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► because you know part of before you [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► organize you have to you have to like [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► throw out you have to give away like you [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► should only keep these things that are [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► very valuable to you except in your case [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► it's valuable [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► well yeah I'm the thing is when i'm [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► organizing stuff in my house it with it [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► I have no intention of trying to to work [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► more efficiently or to have things be [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► more useful [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► I'm just organizing them for the pure [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► joy of the act of sorting things into [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► boxes that's like that's like sudoku you [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► know for pens that's exactly what it is [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► in fact when I first started playing [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► sudoku a good friend of mine Chris [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► camellia looked over my shoulder for a [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► while he was like it's like doing the [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► dishes you've given yourself that you've [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► given yourself a pointless chore but you [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► don't even have clean dishes at the end [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► I i had a work-study job my first [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► semester in college working at the [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► library so i worked at the desk which [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► has been super easy but the one part [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► that I kind of enjoyed was shelving [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► books because I there's something you [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► know I'm just saying man like we like to [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► think we're like oh you know the the [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► smartest kid in the class but like it's [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► really sometimes it's nice to do [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► something a little bit mind-numbing now [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► we're back to csikszentmihalyi and the [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► graph but I just say except me hiding [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► behind the graph remember you got your [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► challenge vs your skill [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► oh IC like the thing is though it was [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► really I I thoroughly enjoy arriving in [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► the evening and therefore the evening [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► till closing time at the library and [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► somebody's already prepared a like a [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► professional librarian has prepared a [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► large cart full of books that have to go [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► on the shelves and then losing time [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► yeah you don't have to get books just [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► give us your school ID no school ID had [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► my ass are securing a broad what [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► yeah all those older days four days so [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► and I would do my thing i would go in [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► like a lot of people hated this is [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► considered a drudgery but i love i love [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► the ritual of get the cart go over the [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► elevator go upstairs and then you go to [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► start the acer liquid phase I was going [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► to be I was a beam it later but you are [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► then you go all the way through and you [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► and so what you get to do you get to [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► like see you pick up a book and you look [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► at it for a second and you know this is [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► not complicated work [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► nobody's really like as long as you [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► don't throw the books away you're not [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► gonna get in trouble you can take as [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► long as you want you look at the books [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► you open up your love you pull out the [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► card to see like when I first arrived in [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► the first class you know [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► oh I stole a car from a book once a book [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► of The Collected Poems of AE Housman [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► that have been checked out my best [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► friend's dad in 1966 that's friend mr. [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► you don't get that anymore [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► sometimes i will buy books that [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► remainder sales that still have the card [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► and that love the Cardinal pencils are [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► smeary when that weird thing where it's [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► like this book was checked out seven [TS]

00:31:48 ◼   ► times between 1953 in 1956 and then it [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► wasn't checked out again until nineteen [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► seventy-eight who it's like why was this [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► book so popular for three years in the [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► fifties and then sat on the shelves for [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► 25 and that's that's part of your [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► education and it's free it's free [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► mm so you get to pick up the book you [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► look at me saying this is an interesting [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► book you look at the table of contents [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► like a gentleman flip through the index [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► this is how you start a book that's when [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► you go okay i'll put on the shelf and [TS]

00:32:19 ◼   ► you go to be n then this or 335 you go [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► any fighting you say it was a make or [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► Mac like where does it go to go here we [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► do that anybody's ever color plate to do [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► it when you do that over and over again [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► like 80 to 200 times that's a nice way [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► to spend an evening [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► oh that's the sweetest thing about the [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► car all day you get to go to put books [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► on shelves literally the sexiest [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► conversation we've ever had [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► so satisfying and that thing is that [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► it's a job that anybody could do but it [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► isn't a job that anybody wants to do [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► it's a job that anybody could do all [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► these people coming from Mexico taking [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► our bookshelf hard requires that you [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► know the alphabet [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► uh-huh but it's a job that it's a job [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► that is so specific and weird that it [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► actually is not only a major but like [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► you can get advanced degrees in the best [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► librarians the best really are so that [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► librarians and project managers should [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► run everything they're so smart i'm [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► continually surprised by how many [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► librarians I know because I don't [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► actively go to librarian events right [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► it's not like i said it's not like I sit [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► on library steps and and then you know [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► and like ask people what [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► I'm as you librarian hey do you have a [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► light [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► I mean uh so but still like librarians [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► they're all around me i know so many [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► librarians and i don't think i know a [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► single like a rifleman my might [TS]

00:33:44 ◼   ► in any case I I feel like I feel like [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► the utility belt because she left for [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► the library you have library life hacks [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► that you just don't know when your car [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► like that show I don't have anywhere to [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► put these things go ahead but that's [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► right that's not my daughter this [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► because she's not taught in schools like [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► like pretty ready gonna get a book off [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► the shelf [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► you don't know if you're gonna want it [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► Dez look at the book you take the book [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► directly to the right of that book and [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► you turn that book down on its spine [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► check out the book and you look at it he [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► can get gas where the book goes back on [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► the shelf every Merrill maybe pick up [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► his little buddy flipping over and [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► you're done no harm no foul [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► it was that your goals anymore it's just [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► simple as life back in the world will [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► change your life to do that in [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► bookstores too because you know [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► bookstores you're looking around like [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► where is this where is a where's Jesus [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► son again it's a very small book big [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► books all around it that Chris for Lamb [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► who wrote that [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► no this is the Sun is that the one about [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► Brazil know it's the one about it really [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► jesus doesn't even appear in the price [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► it is it the guy from almost famous [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► he was in the film adaptation and this [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► is the book [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► yeah the books by Denis Leary Denis [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► Leary yeah that's not the guy from the [TS]

00:34:59 ◼   ► TV show [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► no it's not guy who owns the restaurant [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► different guy different gyno doctor en [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► theories it's actually it's Roman [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► Johnson Roman Johnson aroma Johnson [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► wrote it [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► dennis lehane Dennis Roman Johnson ok [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► Dennis Roman Johnson methylation that [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► the Denis Leary we know is the guy with [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► the restaurant the Denis Leary we know [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► is the guy with the restaurant [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► you got a nicer he's a nice guy and that [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► guy on some nice restaurants and once I [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► think it once you once you pass owning [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► like five restaurants who we got to be [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► mad about it anymore [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► a lot of miles on this time I think one [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► restaurant you're mad all the time too [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► strands who you're even matter three [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► restaurants you can't there just there's [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► there's so much to be mad about you [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► can't be that mad [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► it's like drug habits are children once [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► you get enough of them it all just kind [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► of evens out [TS]

00:35:50 ◼   ► yeah you're fighting five restaurants in [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► town anymore now you're just so you're [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► sitting on a porch somewhere mode2 leave [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► out what about a Chewbacca style utility [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► I thought about it seat so you're not [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► see you know what I'm talking about my [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► talk about Cyclops he's alright he's the [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► guy from the x-men wear the shoes the [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► beam out of sunglasses [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► oh i thought we were talking about the [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► Cyclops that turns your wife into a [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► pillar assault if she looks back as [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► she's running away from your burning [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► time you tell me Cyclops's in the book [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► of show i'm saying that Cyclops lives on [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► the Isle of roads LOL of course a giant [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► maze constructed to hide the snake hair [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► lady right and if you can answer the [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► riddle like a fanny pack if you any of [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► these questions you get his pot of gold [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► and with the bottom of the pot of gold [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► is in its actually a fanny pack of Kool [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► and they leave a dollar bill into your [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► pillow and now I know what I'm sorry i [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► was confused you talk about that neil [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► gaiman book new gods you go to on google [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► go to google and Cyclops this guy Rob [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► life felt the guy who invented Deadpool [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► can't defeat to save his life he he also [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► did a reboot of Cyclops to Cyclops has [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► many many pouches and you can see he's [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► got boys got quite a johnson onto but in [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► one redo of 90 Cyclops he had all these [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► pouches in the question how long has [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► been what does he have in all of those [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► pouches Cyclops got a lot of pouches [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► you're saying alright I'm going to [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► church I see some old-fashioned [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► Cyclops's or Cyclops I you see he's got [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► a little bit of ice got a Chewbacca [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► suspender type situation hey I'm looking [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► out here it's a marvel vs capcom I don't [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► know what Capcom is see now if I the [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► searches Cyclops on image [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► oh there's a horrible photo on here so [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► he's gotta being known as a kid with 1i [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► this is awful [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► he's what's really is terrible this [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► Cyclops they are you talking about the [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► Cyclops from the island of Rhodes it has [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► one of the horn [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► yeah I'm but I'm now looking at the one [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► you're talking about which is a guy and [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► like yellow panties and he's wearing a [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► kind of you [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► y shaped it's a new way sunglasses and [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► tousled hair [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► ok I see him yeah same he's very his [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► musculature [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► is impossible yeah right you see this a [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► lot right where it's like no one could [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► have risks that uh huh [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► I mean his wrists alright yes our have a [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► greater circumference that his needs [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► how do you how would you draw that i [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► would i would go back to I would go back [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► to draw our school we got to talk about [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► but also bring back to the the artist [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► rob liefeld at some point is he's done [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► some very special things with the human [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► anatomy [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► it's ok it is his people they look like [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► oil oil barrels with oak trees forearms [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► and in little ballet feet you can trophy [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► goes way out of his way to find a way to [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► not have to drop because when he does it [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► it looks like it looks like a half a [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► slipper falling off somebody's foot my [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► question about Cyclops yeah the [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► superhero is when he takes his glasses [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► off and we see the laser beam you know [TS]

00:38:40 ◼   ► it's never really clear what his Anatomy [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► is does he has to wear the sunglasses [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► because the Ruby quartz crystals in that [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► enable him to control he has this little [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► lever on the side that he uses to turn [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► it to be able to turn the visor on or [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► off because he with the glasses off the [TS]

00:38:57 ◼   ► pending court what story of course he [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► can control the beam shoots off you know [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► with maximum power just like a microwave [TS]

00:39:04 ◼   ► with no door was he a little baby but [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► was like that he's got a brother they're [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► both means he saved him from falling out [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► of a plane but I mean when he was a baby [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► what is when he was first born will use [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► count everybody know most beings develop [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► their powers around puberty [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► oh so there was a day when he was normal [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► kid walking around and then in the next [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► morning he woke up any laser the ceiling [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► of his bedroom he dated laser some [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► things unintentionally ok pry just woke [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► up one day with headaches and she was [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► facing through walls [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► he fell through the floor we'll see i'd [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► be super into that fall through the [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► floor but like laser eyes has always [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► been a confusing thing for me don't want [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► it because it seemed but but also they [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► call them Cyclops but does he still have [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► two eyes so that two eyes the Cyclops [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► refers to the sunglasses pressure [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► activated write the sunglasses so why [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► didn't Professor X make like bicameral [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► sunglasses for him while he has some of [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► those sunglasses that he can wear when [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► he's in civvies so if you're taking the [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► kids to the museum's you know he works [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► school so you can take the kids to the [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► museum or something he works undercover [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► at school [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► well like they don't know he's a mutant [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► it doesn't work very well because they [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► still there still blow up the school [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► every few years but sometimes the other [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► their teachers you know it's the [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► school's been running different times by [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► Professor X by storm [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► oh there's their teachers at a mutant [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► school so I think I'm squeal school [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► well yes I wonder where marker lives in [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► Westchester County yeah but it's like [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► behind a bit like a private school is a [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► lot of problems 2 for example their [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► basketball court has a giant jet under [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► it and the Jets so if you live in [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► Westchester Counties you just noticed a [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► giant blackjack find out somebody's [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► right that's right i mean there are a [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► lot of david letterman's got a giant [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► black jet that's got a Chevy motor in it [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► but uh huh what we know who they think [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► they're fooling i don't know i don't [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► like let's do you think you're cool and [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► you think it's over you know what is [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► vanity is pure vanity I've had a fanny [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► pattern with the what though the gambit [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► but just recently died that used to play [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► with prince whose at vanity [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► oh I think about Polonia personnel [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► Apollonia vanity who died [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► vanity done what I think it was vanity I [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► believe if apollonia died for that would [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► be a whole other follow chili a favor to [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► my one-time is kind of confusing [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► you can't be serious did you know that [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► little b the basedgod follows me on [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► Twitter [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► no kidding little little B little B why [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► is God [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► follow me on twitter i don't know what [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► I'm not sure what we're talking about [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► here and I but I got followed by an [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► actress who's a adult work I've seen [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► before the other day I'm really was [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► can't say wouldn't say it's too much but [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► a little bit older [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► was it Annie sprinkle know I think I [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► think she's gone legit now she's in [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► legitimate theater know [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► Oh Annie sprinkle is a is a renowned [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► academic I'm not gonna get into this [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► conversation did see I wasn't this is [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► the first time in our whole friendship [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► that you have admitted that you even [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► know what adult material is oh no I mean [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► you know you you're an adult you got [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► about these things [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► adult material i'm aware of the material [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► right it used to be that there were [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► newsstands that were just out on the [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► sidewalk 10 kiosks and that they sold [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► adult material in addition to the [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► Washington Post so it's mainly vanity [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► that you don't wear a Chewbacca style [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► pouch belt but you know I've had that [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► does not far off that for a long before [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► i got all [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► in my back hurt i would have messenger [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► bag which is a terrible design for [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► walking around the city it's not a [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► design and what all you have to do is [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► put one cell phone case and like in a [TS]

00:42:27 ◼   ► beeper case [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► yeah on your on the strap of your [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► messenger bag and you're basically a [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► Chewbacca ha ha ha [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► um I remember one time I was at your [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► house and there was a what'swhat's the [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► messenger bag company that may have the [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► little swirl for a logo in back to [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► Timbuktu we have many many I know um we [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► have a contractor but we had a [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► contractor bag full of Timbuktu bags so [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► it's a bag full bags i have a closet [TS]

00:42:59 ◼   ► full of bags full of bags you got a [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► closet full of closets what I wanted to [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► my favorite pink floyd album i wanted [TS]

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00:44:54 ◼   ► i want a basement full of closets full [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► of bags full of bags that's my dream was [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► like the golden compass like what would [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► I got world would that be the only [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► pretty badass that would be fucking [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► killer if I went downstairs and I was [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► looking at a real estate listing the [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► other day and had a big basement and I [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► was like if i owned that big basement I [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► would immediately build closets and [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► those closets would have shelves and [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► those shells will be full of bags and [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► inside those bags with the bags think [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► about like when you go to storage [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► facility rental storage facility and you [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► can pick what size you want to get the [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► rolly door with a lock on it [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► imagine like a bespoke home version of [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► that innovation [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► well I so this is the thing because of [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► course as you know I spent a lot of time [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► thinking about what I would do if I [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► suddenly had five million dollars and [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► euros duffel bag in a tree to double bag [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► in the tree here i am now I've got a [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► duffel bag full of euros and the reason [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► i pick your nose is first of all euros [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► coming larger denominations right there [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► are 500 euro notes that are in regular [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► circulation so if you are in Europe and [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► you pull out of 500 euro note nobody [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► blinks an eye [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► so in all these games are talking about [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► getting rid of the hundred in America [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► which is insane that's insane we can be [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► pains we got pennies but they want to [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► get a hundred a fantastic bill [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► yeah they should they should they should [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► make a five-hundred-dollar bill they [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► should totally make a [TS]

00:46:17 ◼   ► five-hundred-dollar bill so in gangster [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► movies and in all these movies where [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► people are like here's a briefcase full [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► of money and they open it up it was a [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► bunch of hundreds i'm like if you were [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► if you were doing that in Euros that bag [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► could contain five times as much money [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► yeah that's right you could have one bag [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► that was like really full of money right [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► a lot of money and so I always want my [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► my my my fantasy bag of money is all [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► is full of euros also euros are worth [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► more than dollars which I which I object [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► to personally [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► yeah but I was just in canada and their [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► dollar has absolutely fallen through the [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► floor I don't know really because for a [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► lot i first went to Canada we made a [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► killing it was like a dollar sixty to [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► the dollar and we were living large and [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► then for a long time they had us they [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► have speed pad they were at parity with [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► us and they were looking down over there [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► northern border around even imagine that [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► having the same that's just unbelievable [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► it was wonderful for them they were so [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► glad they were like haha we are a real [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► country now and then [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► now their dollars just back down to [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► being like the australian dollar no [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► offense you're not gonna get that funny [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► and and so it's back to being like every [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► everywhere i went in Canada when I would [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► buy something the person behind the [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► counter would make some comment about [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► like well must be nice i was like i mean [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► i still have to pay for things and [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► they're like yeah I know but are our [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► dollars just pretend money again I'm [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► like no it still costs money [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► it's just less money right now US dollar [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► is 1.33 canadian dollars [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► yeah i think was a dollar sixty-nine [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► 2001 went to canadian for their what [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► there was a time when it was appalling [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► but yeah so anyway in a in any case and [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► anyway who i am always thinking about [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► those storage container facilities [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► because when you have a ton of euros in [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► duffel bags [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► what do you do put them in your house [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► yeah no it's too much it's too much [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► matter to put in a safe-deposit box but [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► you can't put them in a bank because you [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► don't you don't have receipts for it [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► right the tax implications of suddenly [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► and it gets weird when you start dealing [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► with large amounts of cash it gets weird [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► that's why that's why there's such a [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► thing as money laundering right sure [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► so how are you going to launder this [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► money that you got because you you [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► encountered like a drug dealer shootout [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► somewhere or you've been given this [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► money in a duffel bag by a rich young [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► industrialist has been listening to your [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► podcast and credits the podcast with [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► having given him this [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► I need to become a billionaire he's [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► probably got duffel bags of euros pack [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► and just sitting around like so much [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► carmax well it ready to dispense it to [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► the did that person who thinks deserves [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► well presumably if he's listening to the [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► right podcasts he has a whole set of [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► filson luggage full of euros [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► uh-huh and he's got it there with with [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► the couple of guys in mind to give it to [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► me just isn't he's waiting for the right [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► moment right is waiting for the right [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► moment but when that arrives [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► how do you account for what do you do i [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► don't so so what I want is a cared no [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► more attention with others like you know [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► for me this month that's once again [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► every time i see well once again once a [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► girl i said my Imperator furiosa once [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► again anyway what I want but I'm i want [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► some kind of storage facility where I [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► have ready access to my weird money but [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► where it's secure right i don't want the [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► building to be I don't wanna at this is [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► like one of those things where you say [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► you make some deal with the with Jeannie [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► where you say jeanie i want to live [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► forever and then the new cancer [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► yeah or the genies you know cuts off [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► your arms and legs right it's like great [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► now you live forever haha but it puts a [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► dick on your forehead [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► yeah I'm a fucking Jeannie booya and you [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► don't want you don't want to have like I [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► got all the money in the world and then [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► my glasses broke and I'm all alone every [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► my books or whatever you know you know I [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► know what nme here's the thing i mean [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► maybe a in terms of like the Henry type [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► situation is it possible that that [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► duffel bag was in the tree [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► not because of malfeasance or [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► nonfeasance but because they thought [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► that was a pretty canny place to store [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► some euros [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► uh-huh right right you want to hide in [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► plain sight it finds a lot like your the [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► keys in your pocket last place you would [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► look but that the terrible thing about [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► the euros bag of euros is that you you [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► would the genie would clay pit with the [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► typographical error any give you a [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► judgment bag full of greeks in which its [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► you're better use your bag of euros you [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► have a lifetime supply of euros joke's [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► on us tavros the the terrible thing [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► about it as you know would be if like [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► for instance if you had a duffel if you [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► have a timbuk2 bag let's call it full of [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► euros that was in your house right now [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► how calm would you feel right this [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► moment this is the problem with money [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► you know money most things to worry [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► about [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► you may not feel very calm know you [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► would feel very stressed out about it [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► you're very you're very exposed because [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► you've got this money and it's sitting [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► there and and so then you're like well i [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► gotta move the money i gotta move the [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► money to somewhere but then you're [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► moving the money you do you don't feel [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► comfortable doing that then you get the [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► money somewhere let's say you [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► let's say you know if you can see it and [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► know and look and check in on it it's [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► not really safe because it's too close [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► and you can put it somewhere that you [TS]

00:52:02 ◼   ► don't see it we're really is straight [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► safe and it's obscured from where you [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► can see it now you feel unsafe because [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► you can check on it [TS]

00:52:09 ◼   ► sure you go to the storage space and the [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► two guys that are parking cars and [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► Ferris Bueller's Day Off are working [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► there [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► sure and they're like what country do [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► you think this is [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► and then you go away or exotic just [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► another simple duffel bag heist and they [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► realize there's money in it and they [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► realize there's a lot of money and a lot [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► of euros and so where is it safe so then [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► you become like this weird person we're [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► all of a sudden this great bounty your [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► wonderful money that's supposed to make [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► you this supposed to free you from [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► supposed to go to the you're supposed to [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► go to the the Batman bank there or have [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► the Joker watching for you [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► well see but that's the thing that [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► turned out remember the movie where they [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► put all their money in the banks in [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► Panama and then Johnny Depp all of a [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► sudden didn't have his money anymore [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► oh well you're wearing that black mass i [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► think no I think there's that that this [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► is this is a real story of like the [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► big-time drug dealers of the of the [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► eighties they kept all their millions [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► and millions of dollars in noriega [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► spanks because noriega was like sure man [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► interesting i didn't know that [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► and then there was one day where noriega [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► just nationalize the bank's it was like [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► oh [TS]

00:53:16 ◼   ► we're nationalizing the banks and the [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► drug dealers were like what I had like [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► 80 million dollars in there and he's [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► like what you gonna do about it and it's [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► like a whole you you uh hello [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► your call is important to us you damn [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► well do you know that you it is not me [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► your call is important to us and then [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► that come for a ride with me in my [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► little mule i will take you to your [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► money [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► it is in this abattoir so anyway so at [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► the end of this whole fantasy I'm just [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► like you know what you should never have [TS]

00:53:53 ◼   ► more money than you can carry in a [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► Chewbacca bandolier oh right because you [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► get you should it's like it's like [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► sewing Krugerrands into your vest if you [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► had the but the problem with the crew [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► grand vest is a borrow your vest [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► well not only that but how what if you [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► want if you have to cross a river right [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► now you got two career and vest on and [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► it's one of these it's like it's like a [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► biblical story right where you drown [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► because you don't want to take your your [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► career and vest off and then whose only [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► true values property [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► I've seen that exact thing is on my [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► jacket this morning was the exact quote [TS]

00:54:29 ◼   ► was that quote that's a quote from you [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► it's something you set your family [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► instead she was like the only yeah the [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► only wealth is the only true wealth is [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► probably true wealth is properly so [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► we're waiting for the train to come and [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► i say i don't know this is exactly the [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► right definition but here's my [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► understanding of this you got science [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► fiction and you have fantasy and science [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► fiction is the inside of that universe [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► and almost everything that's happening [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► is explainable even if it's not [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► explainable by the kind of science we [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► know or have today there's something [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► that's explainable it's internally [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► consistent yeah right there's reasons [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► that stuff happening aren't magic and [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► then fantasy that she goes out the [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► window and there's tons of fuck tons of [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► magic right in that you think that's [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► even close [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► let's see I think it's pretty close to [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► take a lord of the rings that's not that [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► much science in that start walking [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► around what about worlds in which the [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► like for instance the movie Avatar [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► is within the setup of it is science [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► fiction because it's explicit explains [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► kind of the the premise of being able to [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► inhabit a I don't know there's a lot of [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► designer i feel that i've never seen [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► I'll I'm not sure it's such a garbled [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► idea that i'm not sure i could explain [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► it but but then within the actual film [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► it's really a fantasy movie because like [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► a lot it's just like magic but that but [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► there's also science it's like science [TS]

00:56:03 ◼   ► fiction fantasy i'm sorry to say no no I [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► know know it'sit's you know what it's [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► two great tastes that taste great [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► together [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► there's there's there's not that's fine [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► i mean it's all kind of stuff i like we [TS]

00:56:12 ◼   ► have both I you watching that that James [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► Franco go back and save Kennedy show [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► James Franco is a personal bugbear for [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► sure [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► alright he's like he's what he's like [TS]

00:56:24 ◼   ► one hair in a delicious dessert [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► it's like this is a delicious your God [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► is around the hair lap but you're like [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► lap well i got this hair on my company [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► and it's called James Franco em but also [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► the desert is called James Franco so [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► what do you do Tom Hardy who is a desert [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► with no hair [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► mm absolutely right everything I see Tom [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► Hardy and even if the rest of the movie [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► is fucking shambles now I know tom hardy [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► stands in the center of it and is tom [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► hardy and I go [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► he's my new he's my Scarlett Johansson [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► em James Franco's to Winky he's winking [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► all the time I don't want to get winked [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► at by somebody you know it's a little [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► winky it's interesting idea though it's [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► got him and chris cooper and it's just [TS]

00:57:08 ◼   ► it's a stephen king book or story and I [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► and I enjoy enjoy stephen king and chris [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► cooper and basically no it doesn't [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► matter you can watch it's just Franco [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► all over you don't know what but they go [TS]

00:57:18 ◼   ► back and save Kennedy basically Chris [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► Cooper owns this is the premise it's not [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► doing anything [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► the premises that we discover that Chris [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► Cooper who is the owner of a diner that [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► the teacher James Franco's to he [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► discovers that basically Chris Cooper's [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► diner has this closet can get anything [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► out of closets where you walk into it [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► and you come out exactly the same time [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► 11 something am [TS]