Roderick on the Line

Ep. 180: "The Other Pope"


00:00:00   hello hi John [TS]

00:00:12   Merlin man John Roderick we stand on [TS]

00:00:19   guard for thee [TS]

00:00:21   yeah that's interesting why when you say [TS]

00:00:23   my name in song form it always sounds [TS]

00:00:26   like a him like a Methodist him [TS]

00:00:28   ma its soft almost like praying John [TS]

00:00:31   Rother John Roderick I just met a man [TS]

00:00:36   named John Roderick on now it sounds [TS]

00:00:39   like a musical i'm doing Maria no that's [TS]

00:00:44   just what's your stance on musicals [TS]

00:00:45   oh they always make me uncomfortable you [TS]

00:00:48   know there's so much of culture and I'm [TS]

00:00:51   gonna say popular culture culture [TS]

00:00:53   yep that makes me wins i walk into it [TS]

00:00:57   wincing stand-up comedy shows in prov [TS]

00:01:01   bands i don't know a people's first [TS]

00:01:05   novel youtube videos i just go into it [TS]

00:01:09   i'm just waiting to get like it's like [TS]

00:01:11   I'm waiting to get whacked in the face [TS]

00:01:12   with a cricket bat because the I'm just [TS]

00:01:15   like oh don't owe most stuff is so awful [TS]

00:01:18   please don't be awful a minute is is [TS]

00:01:22   it's the breaking into song i'm guessing [TS]

00:01:24   well I mean some of those great musicals [TS]

00:01:27   where there's a lot of dancing and stuff [TS]

00:01:29   is going to tell he's going to go is [TS]

00:01:31   integrated with him I think it's the [TS]

00:01:32   songs i think a lot of the songs that [TS]

00:01:34   just don't think are good songs oh man [TS]

00:01:38   that's funny it's the songs that I like [TS]

00:01:39   yeah i know that's the songs that a lot [TS]

00:01:42   of people like mean there's a lot of [TS]

00:01:43   musicals that I mean I just want to [TS]

00:01:46   clarify i don't consider myself to be [TS]

00:01:48   like a Broadway musical person i mean i [TS]

00:01:51   don't i don't know chapter and verse but [TS]

00:01:53   there are a dozen me schools where I [TS]

00:01:57   would I so my favorite songs in the [TS]

00:01:59   world come from this mean look at all [TS]

00:02:01   the all the Fred Astaire songs while [TS]

00:02:03   everywhere he introduced as Cole Porter [TS]

00:02:06   songs that we now consider standards and [TS]

00:02:08   the movies are a little bit of a slog [TS]

00:02:09   like jesus christ superstar i'm going to [TS]

00:02:12   watch that one [TS]

00:02:13   watch that every more 27 years the songs [TS]

00:02:18   in that pump pump pump pump pump pump [TS]

00:02:21   pump my mind is clear now do you think [TS]

00:02:25   your they say you are a blast start to [TS]

00:02:29   think that's because the musical episode [TS]

00:02:31   we'll just sing songs I there's we [TS]

00:02:35   watched Jesus Christ Superstar in my [TS]

00:02:38   ninth grade social studies class [TS]

00:02:41   yeah because it was in that so in ninth [TS]

00:02:43   grade East High School in Anchorage had [TS]

00:02:46   a school within a school it was called [TS]

00:02:49   schools in school or as a terrible name [TS]

00:02:52   SWS that would look terrible on a jersey [TS]

00:02:54   SWS and SWS had its own building which [TS]

00:02:58   was connected to east high school by way [TS]

00:03:01   of a two-story corridor like a like an X [TS]

00:03:06   external corridor sure just wasn't in [TS]

00:03:09   school just in school suspension or [TS]

00:03:10   something [TS]

00:03:11   no it was SWS and it had its own [TS]

00:03:13   principal and its own faculty and it was [TS]

00:03:17   a program that you had to I can supply [TS]

00:03:20   for and get into within east high and I [TS]

00:03:25   think the general population of East [TS]

00:03:27   High School considered SWS to be the [TS]

00:03:30   freaks and geeks and it was that the [TS]

00:03:34   principal at the time was named dr. [TS]

00:03:36   Richard creek ER and he were a lot of [TS]

00:03:39   turtlenecks and had a an afro [TS]

00:03:43   did he have rap sessions did he turn the [TS]

00:03:44   chair around and he did absolutely later [TS]

00:03:47   on my good friend Don shackelford became [TS]

00:03:51   the principal of SWS and he was a pal [TS]

00:03:54   and even though he even though Don [TS]

00:03:56   shackelford was the one that reported me [TS]

00:03:58   for having pipe bombs in my locker right [TS]

00:04:01   for which I was given an emergency [TS]

00:04:03   suspension dan and and Don ratted me out [TS]

00:04:08   this is when he was still in English [TS]

00:04:09   teacher and he was disappointed he was [TS]

00:04:11   very disappointed in me and then he [TS]

00:04:13   became a very good friend and a mentor [TS]

00:04:14   but so SWS I went into that school [TS]

00:04:18   freshman year because I felt like that's [TS]

00:04:22   where I belong right with the freaks and [TS]

00:04:23   geeks and you know you would take norm [TS]

00:04:27   well you take some normal classes in in [TS]

00:04:30   East I but most of your classes weren't [TS]

00:04:32   SWS and all of the teachers were hippies [TS]

00:04:35   there was duck blanket stop who had a [TS]

00:04:40   red beard and was a little spit of an [TS]

00:04:42   elfin character my biology teacher was [TS]

00:04:47   it looks like Steve Jobs a talk to his [TS]

00:04:51   teacher and attractions turtlenecks into [TS]

00:04:53   his jeans that sounds very experimental [TS]

00:04:54   it was very experimental and my social [TS]

00:04:57   studies teacher was a wonderful woman [TS]

00:04:58   and her idea of like social studies was [TS]

00:05:01   like let's watch Jesus Christ Superstar [TS]

00:05:02   let's talk about sheep you know but they [TS]

00:05:06   would show money python episodes mean [TS]

00:05:08   real freaks and geeks and then at the [TS]

00:05:11   end of my freshman year it was [TS]

00:05:12   determined that i did not have the [TS]

00:05:14   discipline to be in such a rigorous [TS]

00:05:17   program that required self-determination [TS]

00:05:21   now is determined by the hippie teachers [TS]

00:05:23   yeah because they were couches in SWS [TS]

00:05:25   you could go [TS]

00:05:26   you could go down to the I mean that it [TS]

00:05:28   was the school was carpeted so it wasn't [TS]

00:05:31   like a school it was like a big hippie [TS]

00:05:34   tower and and so after after my freshman [TS]

00:05:40   year it was like clear to everybody that [TS]

00:05:43   i was taking advantage of of the laxity [TS]

00:05:47   yeah and spending a lot of time sitting [TS]

00:05:49   on the couches and so I was booted back [TS]

00:05:52   into the regular school but SWS was [TS]

00:05:56   connected to the regular school by these [TS]

00:05:57   corridors so i would just go i would [TS]

00:05:59   skip class and go to SWS and sit on the [TS]

00:06:02   couches but I wasn't in SW s so they [TS]

00:06:04   could not like that you kicked me out [TS]

00:06:05   already kicked you out already kicked me [TS]

00:06:07   out I forged a hall pass at one point [TS]

00:06:10   and I you know I remained in newspaper [TS]

00:06:13   and the newspaper was in SW s so i was [TS]

00:06:15   there all the time I would go sit on [TS]

00:06:18   shackleford office you feel did you feel [TS]

00:06:20   left out did you feel rejected no it [TS]

00:06:22   turned out that I'd that it was true i [TS]

00:06:24   didn't belong in SW s what i believe [TS]

00:06:26   what I belong din was this sort of [TS]

00:06:28   special class the adjunct class you know [TS]

00:06:31   I like to be in a special class and a [TS]

00:06:34   special class was in the regular [TS]

00:06:36   population of east high school but [TS]

00:06:38   welcome [TS]

00:06:38   in SWS and you know I could I could be [TS]

00:06:42   in both worlds and that's what I see you [TS]

00:06:44   sleep in gen-pop but but you're also [TS]

00:06:46   your AAA where they call it in the [TS]

00:06:47   prison you're a alka trustee the trustee [TS]

00:06:50   that's right so and for instance all the [TS]

00:06:52   real honors classes all the kids that [TS]

00:06:54   were going to ivy league schools they [TS]

00:06:56   didn't they never cross the threshold [TS]

00:06:57   interests of us didn't want anything to [TS]

00:06:59   do with it because it had that had the [TS]

00:07:02   taint it had the head of the stench of [TS]

00:07:05   Dungeons and Dragons mhm i know that [TS]

00:07:08   stench [TS]

00:07:09   yeah so stay away from their said the [TS]

00:07:11   kids that were going places if you [TS]

00:07:13   wanted to get into Dartmouth you didn't [TS]

00:07:14   want anything to do with a special [TS]

00:07:15   program you wanted to excel in the [TS]

00:07:17   normal program so John hate to do this [TS]

00:07:21   to me in front of all these people but [TS]

00:07:22   you know a great way to communicate what [TS]

00:07:24   you just described over here all year [TS]

00:07:26   you get you got all the social dinner on [TS]

00:07:29   on the track to go to schools you cross [TS]

00:07:31   over a literal corridor to get to the [TS]

00:07:33   big hippie tower for the weirdos [TS]

00:07:35   yeah it was one weird they couldn't fit [TS]

00:07:37   in sounds good musical yeah does this [TS]

00:07:40   would be a really good musical too weird [TS]

00:07:43   for SWS yeah I'm just it's just blue sky [TS]

00:07:46   solution earring but I mean I'm just [TS]

00:07:47   saying that would be a musical first of [TS]

00:07:49   all so many relationships on a lot like [TS]

00:07:51   a romantic comedy where it starts out [TS]

00:07:53   with some opposition and then that kind [TS]

00:07:55   of grudging respect because a buddy [TS]

00:07:56   movie for a while and eventually fall in [TS]

00:07:58   love I like to think of them as romantic [TS]

00:08:00   drama tease em because the drama kind of [TS]

00:08:05   starts to start to it get in there it's [TS]

00:08:07   like is this funny i'm not sure this is [TS]

00:08:09   funny company's all about editing it's [TS]

00:08:11   all about knowing where to cut it off it [TS]

00:08:13   it's like it's funny but it's sort of [TS]

00:08:14   like uncomfortable funny [TS]

00:08:16   yeah right so romantic dramedy I feel as [TS]

00:08:18   is appropriate [TS]

00:08:19   drama drama drama drama that's precisely [TS]

00:08:22   it here on drum the problem with the rom [TS]

00:08:25   drum is when you spell it looks like rom [TS]

00:08:27   dram yeah people think they got a fancy [TS]

00:08:29   word for taking a drink [TS]

00:08:30   yeah but it's not it's wrong drum and [TS]

00:08:33   that geeks would know that uh of the [TS]

00:08:36   geeks for sure know it [TS]

00:08:37   I'm so yeah so I mean there was right [TS]

00:08:43   yeah there we were it was the eighties [TS]

00:08:46   we were in a special program I maybe I'm [TS]

00:08:49   this projection but I i think this is [TS]

00:08:51   mostly true from [TS]

00:08:52   most people is that for most of your use [TS]

00:08:55   your very careful about picking the [TS]

00:08:58   things where you stick out [TS]

00:09:00   mhm especially if your college track [TS]

00:09:02   type normal kid is that you know you [TS]

00:09:04   want to be recognized as getting the [TS]

00:09:06   best grade on this physical science [TS]

00:09:10   class test right but you don't want [TS]

00:09:12   people to notice that you've got like [TS]

00:09:14   the cheap version of the izod or [TS]

00:09:16   whatever right and i think most of us [TS]

00:09:18   and I i see this in my kids school I see [TS]

00:09:20   it everywhere people don't want people [TS]

00:09:22   don't want to be noticed as as sticking [TS]

00:09:24   out [TS]

00:09:25   mhm I mean I know it sounds really [TS]

00:09:26   obvious point but i think it when you [TS]

00:09:28   say something like well we're gonna have [TS]

00:09:29   this program to help these kids are [TS]

00:09:31   these kids are these kids are these kids [TS]

00:09:32   anytime you're being taken out of class [TS]

00:09:34   it feels a little exceptional yep and [TS]

00:09:36   you don't really want that you want to [TS]

00:09:37   be in the normal class [TS]

00:09:39   yeah either way you don't want to be you [TS]

00:09:40   don't want to be in the remedial class [TS]

00:09:41   you know one really be in the [TS]

00:09:42   exceptional class unless unless there [TS]

00:09:45   are some true privileges attended to it [TS]

00:09:48   and in my case the biggest privilege was [TS]

00:09:50   to be able to wrote this is what all i [TS]

00:09:53   wanted in high school to be able to roam [TS]

00:09:55   the halls freely while everyone else was [TS]

00:09:58   in class [TS]

00:09:59   that's the dream is it and to pop into [TS]

00:10:02   classes where the teacher welcome to me [TS]

00:10:05   as a friend and so you know you eat [TS]

00:10:08   lunch in the band room that's got a lot [TS]

00:10:10   wrapped up in it you got the specialness [TS]

00:10:11   of being able to move freely like you [TS]

00:10:13   get diplomatic papers and also the [TS]

00:10:15   implicit buddina sand peer relationship [TS]

00:10:18   i'm going to pop & Co how Mr family's [TS]

00:10:20   doing today exactly precedes precisely [TS]

00:10:22   when I don't know why I keep saying [TS]

00:10:24   foresee small what is where does that [TS]

00:10:26   come from sherry because because because [TS]

00:10:27   France a francis a little bit fancy and [TS]

00:10:29   I love France but yeah you pop in [TS]

00:10:33   you used to be in the debate class but [TS]

00:10:36   then you got kicked out of debate class [TS]

00:10:37   because you didn't ever take it [TS]

00:10:39   seriously and you just got up in it and [TS]

00:10:41   provide you accessorize debating which [TS]

00:10:43   isn't what they're looking for [TS]

00:10:45   so you get kicked out of debate club but [TS]

00:10:47   everybody in there knows you and likes [TS]

00:10:49   you and the teacher likes you so you pop [TS]

00:10:51   into the debate club [TS]

00:10:52   yep sit around kick your feet up you [TS]

00:10:55   know today I know you like you said [TS]

00:10:56   you'd like to argue with text [TS]

00:10:58   yeah so like today they should have a [TS]

00:10:59   francis club for people like to type [TS]

00:11:02   yeah the whole different the whole [TS]

00:11:03   different line of reasoning you know [TS]

00:11:05   things would move [TS]

00:11:06   move a lot faster you move it along I [TS]

00:11:08   mean I could I could chase any high [TS]

00:11:10   school class by texting have to hide a [TS]

00:11:14   lot of kids would love that if they just [TS]

00:11:15   text me the questions i would text him [TS]

00:11:17   the answers [TS]

00:11:18   Oh problem solved would you send a [TS]

00:11:21   shoulder shrug made out of little [TS]

00:11:23   characters i don't really do a lot of [TS]

00:11:25   the emoticon me mayor particularly not [TS]

00:11:28   those emoticons where you have to copy [TS]

00:11:30   it off of somebody else's feed because [TS]

00:11:32   you don't have to make them yourself [TS]

00:11:33   yeah yeah I don't want to do that stuff [TS]

00:11:35   but yeah I mean and I and ultimately [TS]

00:11:38   that extends to colleges like certainly [TS]

00:11:41   evergreen but also read college and [TS]

00:11:45   Colorado College these colleges that are [TS]

00:11:47   like they're good colleges people try to [TS]

00:11:50   get in them i wanted to go to them but [TS]

00:11:52   there's also a 10 attempt to them like a [TS]

00:11:55   well it's that smell like Reed College [TS]

00:11:57   is a good college but you know that [TS]

00:11:59   they're making their own acid there in [TS]

00:12:01   their dorm rooms [TS]

00:12:02   yeah and so it's like not it does just [TS]

00:12:05   doesn't quite have the it's just not a [TS]

00:12:07   normal college you would see that [TS]

00:12:09   constantly new college because it's you [TS]

00:12:12   know it doesn't think I've described the [TS]

00:12:13   college combines a lot of the fruity [TS]

00:12:16   stuff from all the different schools but [TS]

00:12:18   all in one place so there's no grades [TS]

00:12:20   you get written evaluations you do your [TS]

00:12:22   own class you can make up your own [TS]

00:12:24   classes make up here on major you [TS]

00:12:26   independent study in January every you [TS]

00:12:28   know three of three independent study [TS]

00:12:30   projects while you're there you can just [TS]

00:12:31   see how different people would handle [TS]

00:12:33   that in different ways you could get [TS]

00:12:34   like baking bread could be your [TS]

00:12:36   independent study project as long as [TS]

00:12:38   somebody was willing willing to sponsor [TS]

00:12:39   it whereas other people were like you [TS]

00:12:42   know writing a novel in a month [TS]

00:12:43   like when they're you know 19 years old [TS]

00:12:45   or they're doing some kind of like [TS]

00:12:47   research internship we're actually going [TS]

00:12:49   like working [TS]

00:12:50   who the hell are these kids that can [TS]

00:12:52   actually shoulder the responsibility of [TS]

00:12:54   independent study how could who has that [TS]

00:12:56   kind of self-awareness at that age it's [TS]

00:12:57   staggering and any other there are [TS]

00:12:59   enough of them the whole programs are [TS]

00:13:01   devoted to them like oh I'm gonna [TS]

00:13:02   independent studies something it's like [TS]

00:13:04   independent study was absolutely code [TS]

00:13:07   for me that you can wander the halls and [TS]

00:13:10   nobody will you [TS]

00:13:11   well that's not very much the same [TS]

00:13:13   feeling yeah you know you have lunch in [TS]

00:13:15   the bandroom you go pop by SWS sittin [TS]

00:13:17   Shackleford's office for a while [TS]

00:13:19   jack says can you be in class and you [TS]

00:13:22   know haha and he says haha and you think [TS]

00:13:25   this is paradise [TS]

00:13:27   yeah I look at my last year of high [TS]

00:13:31   school and the stuff that you could do [TS]

00:13:34   and it really does seem like another [TS]

00:13:37   world what the most obvious when maybe [TS]

00:13:38   smoking area if you were 16 years old if [TS]

00:13:42   you were 16 because that was the age to [TS]

00:13:44   buy cigarettes in Florida if you were 16 [TS]

00:13:47   you could smoke cigarettes at school [TS]

00:13:48   like there's a slow is called the [TS]

00:13:49   smoking area [TS]

00:13:50   yeah it seems the scenes are utterly [TS]

00:13:52   amazing to me right now that you could [TS]

00:13:54   go and as a sixteen-year-old going to [TS]

00:13:55   smoke cigarettes one there's a lot of [TS]

00:13:58   things like this but the one that really [TS]

00:13:59   got me and I have to say because i had a [TS]

00:14:02   lot of same tendencies as you the one [TS]

00:14:03   that was my undoing was that if you were [TS]

00:14:05   can't believe more people didn't do this [TS]

00:14:07   because they're smarter than me you're [TS]

00:14:08   18 years of age your senior you could [TS]

00:14:12   sign yourself out of school at any point [TS]

00:14:14   as long as you'd been there i think for [TS]

00:14:17   two periods three periods but definitely [TS]

00:14:19   around lunchtime like 4th period you [TS]

00:14:21   just go to the office and hannah a [TS]

00:14:22   little uh little piece of paper you sign [TS]

00:14:24   yourself up and I would do that i did [TS]

00:14:26   that especially the last semester I [TS]

00:14:28   never skip school and I mean I didn't I [TS]

00:14:30   didn't skip and play hooky I didn't like [TS]

00:14:31   skip classes but i would literally sign [TS]

00:14:34   myself out of school before i got a [TS]

00:14:35   science class [TS]

00:14:36   justjust what you're saying right now [TS]

00:14:38   sign yourself out of school [TS]

00:14:40   it still gives me a warm fuzzy feeling [TS]

00:14:42   like me to set right it's always there [TS]

00:14:45   just as comfort comfort to know you're [TS]

00:14:47   never more than like you know if he [TS]

00:14:49   doesn't step from being done with school [TS]

00:14:50   for today and for me it came in the form [TS]

00:14:54   of I've told you I've told you before [TS]

00:14:55   about my experience with being editor of [TS]

00:14:58   the east high school newspaper the [TS]

00:15:01   Zephyr where I believed that I was the [TS]

00:15:04   editor and the new newspaper's so blue [TS]

00:15:07   blankets up was the was the newspaper [TS]

00:15:09   teacher and I was groomed to be the [TS]

00:15:11   editor throughout my entire high school [TS]

00:15:13   career and then my senior year I walked [TS]

00:15:16   into class two weeks before school [TS]

00:15:18   started I was already at the school [TS]

00:15:21   introducing myself around to the new [TS]

00:15:24   teachers in the summer your mat Fisher I [TS]

00:15:28   fucking was I went to introduce myself [TS]

00:15:31   to the teachers like [TS]

00:15:33   hey you're new at least I I just thought [TS]

00:15:35   you should know who the seniors are and [TS]

00:15:38   who in particular is running the senior [TS]

00:15:40   class and it's gonna be me and alone I [TS]

00:15:42   can be better for everybody if you know [TS]

00:15:44   who to pay attention to that's right [TS]

00:15:45   let's develop a relationship right now [TS]

00:15:47   and i went to the newspaper teacher and [TS]

00:15:48   i said hi I'm John I'll be a senior this [TS]

00:15:51   year and i'm the editor of the paper and [TS]

00:15:53   we should get to know each other and she [TS]

00:15:54   was like um I'm the teacher and i [TS]

00:15:58   thought i would be the editor of the [TS]

00:15:59   paper because I'm you know because and I [TS]

00:16:02   was like what [TS]

00:16:04   no no the teacher isn't the editor of [TS]

00:16:05   the paper here's how we do it is time [TS]

00:16:07   there's a student editor which was on [TS]

00:16:09   the coach being the quarterback exactly [TS]

00:16:10   it's like what are you fucking talking [TS]

00:16:12   about you're going to be the other and [TS]

00:16:13   she was a young teachers brand-new [TS]

00:16:15   nothing just lot to learn [TS]

00:16:17   oh we went to war and she decided that [TS]

00:16:19   the fact that I thought that I was the [TS]

00:16:21   editor of the entitlement that I show [TS]

00:16:23   who she was gonna teach me a lesson by [TS]

00:16:25   not letting me be the editor but I [TS]

00:16:27   walked that school like I was the editor [TS]

00:16:29   and Iran that paper Iran that paper from [TS]

00:16:33   a non editor position and fucking was [TS]

00:16:36   the editor that paper you're the puppet [TS]

00:16:37   Evan you thank you that's exactly right [TS]

00:16:40   I'm the I'm the I'm the other pope who [TS]

00:16:42   dragged in France sir Leopold Abby own [TS]

00:16:45   on a danza dines Don's Don's loof sans [TS]

00:16:50   the roof sir lemare pretty small and so [TS]

00:16:55   I ran that paper but the first thing I [TS]

00:16:57   did was I made a press pass your you're [TS]

00:17:02   just one giant fucking West Anders it [TS]

00:17:04   wasn't laminated it and laminated i [TS]

00:17:07   press pass down to the office down to [TS]

00:17:10   the dance opposite number in the real [TS]

00:17:12   school till now in SWS took it down to [TS]

00:17:14   the real office where they had like a [TS]

00:17:16   whole bunch of secretaries and stuff [TS]

00:17:18   like SWS just had a receptionist who sat [TS]

00:17:21   out in front of Don Shackleford's office [TS]

00:17:23   from early Richard Krieger that the real [TS]

00:17:27   school had 10 secretaries and I went [TS]

00:17:29   down there and I was like I need to get [TS]

00:17:30   this laminated and they laminated it [TS]

00:17:33   without asking because i was John [TS]

00:17:35   Roderick editor of the newspaper and I [TS]

00:17:38   had a press pass and then I which I [TS]

00:17:40   would flash that press pass to the [TS]

00:17:42   security guards who roamed the halls to [TS]

00:17:44   make sure that nobody was true and [TS]

00:17:46   you not only for your own credentials [TS]

00:17:48   you actually from whole cloth you made [TS]

00:17:51   up the whole idea that there could be [TS]

00:17:53   credentials yeah there was no press pass [TS]

00:17:55   that was not a thing no one had ever had [TS]

00:17:58   one but I made one and I and because the [TS]

00:18:00   circular could security guards at school [TS]

00:18:03   knew me very well the first time I show [TS]

00:18:06   you know that first week of school I was [TS]

00:18:07   like a press pass and they were like [TS]

00:18:09   okay and the entire rest of the year I [TS]

00:18:12   could roam the halls with my press pass [TS]

00:18:14   after doing a doing coverage doing stuff [TS]

00:18:17   i was going down to talk to a teacher [TS]

00:18:19   about a story i was working on [TS]

00:18:21   absolutely i had to I had to be here [TS]

00:18:23   right now i'm working on a story and I [TS]

00:18:25   actually showed that thing to teachers [TS]

00:18:26   too and they would be like okay it was [TS]

00:18:29   it was G it was absolutely it was really [TS]

00:18:33   I peaked right that at that moment the [TS]

00:18:35   moment that I had that press pass [TS]

00:18:36   laminated [TS]

00:18:37   I that was as good as I was ever going [TS]

00:18:39   to be 0 and I oh it was great i would [TS]

00:18:42   just I would flaunt it i would just walk [TS]

00:18:44   down the halls just stroll one eating a [TS]

00:18:47   Hershey bar with almonds [TS]

00:18:48   mmm press pass the top of the world MA [TS]

00:18:51   they never checked it after a while they [TS]

00:18:53   didn't change is gonna sell it that [TS]

00:18:55   first time you sell it and it's like [TS]

00:18:57   yeah and the thing was I i did at the [TS]

00:19:00   paper I wrote for articles every issue [TS]

00:19:02   I mean it was i was working that was [TS]

00:19:04   that was something I actually worked [TS]

00:19:06   hard i wish i had a press pass now you [TS]

00:19:09   can make one we're gonna we're gonna buy [TS]

00:19:12   some lamination stuff everything seems [TS]

00:19:13   more real when it's laminated my [TS]

00:19:16   daughter has a biweekly spelling [TS]

00:19:19   assignment where she's got her for ten [TS]

00:19:20   spelling words or five sight words and [TS]

00:19:22   then you have to do projects you pick [TS]

00:19:24   the projects where you can like you [TS]

00:19:26   could like drop shaving cream you can [TS]

00:19:28   make it chocolate pudding you can make a [TS]

00:19:30   fancy on the computer [TS]

00:19:31   however you wanna do it and we like to [TS]

00:19:33   make flashcards so today my mexican some [TS]

00:19:36   lamination materials so if you want [TS]

00:19:39   anything laminated you know just send it [TS]

00:19:40   to me and I can make that for you [TS]

00:19:43   thank you i know i'm having a lamination [TS]

00:19:46   the facility in your house is not a [TS]

00:19:48   terrible idea [TS]

00:19:49   it's a wonderful idea and you know that [TS]

00:19:51   it has to be the right kind of [TS]

00:19:53   lamination you don't want bubbles in it [TS]

00:19:54   people people see bubble in your [TS]

00:19:56   laminated press pass in there like this [TS]

00:19:58   forgery [TS]

00:20:00   the Secretary's they know what they're [TS]

00:20:01   doing but yeah if it's laminated [TS]

00:20:02   properly it's not afford really think it [TS]

00:20:04   helps if it's thick and has really nice [TS]

00:20:06   satisfying curved edges it's gonna be [TS]

00:20:08   shouldn't be sharp gonna have curved [TS]

00:20:10   edges and frankly I had a pair of shears [TS]

00:20:13   and i worked on the curve of the edges [TS]

00:20:16   of my press pass over the course of [TS]

00:20:18   senior year I was always improving it [TS]

00:20:20   and just making it seem more and more [TS]

00:20:22   official [TS]

00:20:23   this is a big problem with the schools [TS]

00:20:24   and i'm going to say i'm going to say [TS]

00:20:25   it's a problem with parenting is you [TS]

00:20:27   don't realize that what kids do in order [TS]

00:20:31   to be dishonest and lazy is some of the [TS]

00:20:34   most interesting [TS]

00:20:35   Frank and and useful work that they will [TS]

00:20:38   do figuring out how to game shit is one [TS]

00:20:40   of the great skills of a young person [TS]

00:20:42   trying to teach my daughter this i'm [TS]

00:20:44   very proud of her when she figures out [TS]

00:20:45   how to trick me i'm not super bright but [TS]

00:20:48   you know but don't smart enough with a [TS]

00:20:50   whisper loud about what your plan is I [TS]

00:20:52   think I mentioned this to you that I [TS]

00:20:54   mean I was explained to my daughter that [TS]

00:20:56   one of the ways we express my wife and [TS]

00:20:58   tickler and and I was telling my [TS]

00:21:00   daughter you can't whisper really loud [TS]

00:21:02   to me let's tickle mom and so introduced [TS]

00:21:04   to her the idea that one of the programs [TS]

00:21:06   working on it was called of planting [TS]

00:21:08   false flag and she literally return to [TS]

00:21:10   my daughter and my wife on the couch and [TS]

00:21:12   set its called false flag [TS]

00:21:15   oh you believe that you know that that's [TS]

00:21:18   an area of improvement i'm gonna get the [TS]

00:21:19   kid a laminator yep [TS]

00:21:21   you know maybe i don't know i don't know [TS]

00:21:23   III just like a kid learning to be [TS]

00:21:25   tricky is not necessarily a terrible [TS]

00:21:28   thing it's not a criminal thing to clear [TS]

00:21:30   out with a feather when you say easy [TS]

00:21:34   um yeah you got it I mean I realized [TS]

00:21:37   this with my kid not very long ago I [TS]

00:21:40   realized that she was a dominant child [TS]

00:21:42   and was going to be in everybody's face [TS]

00:21:44   all the time and that what she needed to [TS]

00:21:47   do is learn a little subterfuge [TS]

00:21:49   yeah you know just like hey lady it's [TS]

00:21:52   okay to get to try and get people to do [TS]

00:21:53   what you want but like you gotta can't [TS]

00:21:56   put a little spin on the ball you know [TS]

00:21:58   don't just goes [TS]

00:21:59   don't just stand there just with the [TS]

00:22:01   what palming the basketball just putting [TS]

00:22:03   it in their face like taunting them with [TS]

00:22:06   your power you got to do a little harlem [TS]

00:22:08   globetrotter stuff you have a set up a [TS]

00:22:10   ladder get a laugh yeah [TS]

00:22:11   you get a ladder not have a bucket of [TS]

00:22:13   confetti yep there's a lot of things Rip [TS]

00:22:16   Taylor and the Harlem Globetrotters can [TS]

00:22:18   teach us lie a lot about life fucking [TS]

00:22:21   and also remember god dammit [TS]

00:22:23   remember it's a hustle it's a hustle you [TS]

00:22:25   go and watch you go and watch that pool [TS]

00:22:27   hustling movie with the guy from the [TS]

00:22:28   spaghetti sauce that has the point of [TS]

00:22:30   the Hustle is you have to make them [TS]

00:22:31   think that they can win that's that's [TS]

00:22:33   the con con its confidence in you [TS]

00:22:36   well there's the there's the there's the [TS]

00:22:37   guy with the there's the there's a [TS]

00:22:39   spaghetti sauce guy when he's the [TS]

00:22:41   hustler right now for honeymooners well [TS]

00:22:43   and then that's right with the [TS]

00:22:44   honeymooner and then there's the hustle [TS]

00:22:46   movie where it's the guy from bartender [TS]

00:22:47   the movie [TS]

00:22:49   oh it's been in his bottles and stuff oh [TS]

00:22:52   yeah but the guy from FX but you owe ya [TS]

00:22:55   big either from the yeah I don't like me [TS]

00:22:58   to mention Scientology on the program [TS]

00:22:59   but he's and is famous for that he's [TS]

00:23:01   nosy man [TS]

00:23:02   have some respect to the hustle talk [TS]

00:23:04   about the hustle whoo all man they know [TS]

00:23:07   the hostel hold these cans so so second [TS]

00:23:11   that they're literally can't [TS]

00:23:13   yeah it's we gotta teach them my side I [TS]

00:23:16   saw an e-meter i watched a lot of signs [TS]

00:23:19   there seemed to be a really mean I have [TS]

00:23:20   let me just say that like between [TS]

00:23:22   professional wrestling and scientology i [TS]

00:23:26   I've seen a lot of documentaries and [TS]

00:23:28   it's still amazing to me inside huh [TS]

00:23:30   I mean it really they really have not [TS]

00:23:32   tried to make the e meter look like any [TS]

00:23:35   more than a fisher-price toy when we [TS]

00:23:37   talk about Scientology I really get the [TS]

00:23:38   feeling that our German fans sit up in [TS]

00:23:41   their chairs they said they moved moved [TS]

00:23:42   to the edge of the chairs they really [TS]

00:23:44   are let that put their hands on their [TS]

00:23:45   headphones like I'll tell us more [TS]

00:23:47   mhm but but there is I do feel like [TS]

00:23:50   finish to Scientology talk I feel like [TS]

00:23:53   the the ER actor friends a little [TS]

00:23:55   uncomfortable [TS]

00:23:57   well you know it's a little it's a lot [TS]

00:23:58   about who you know you know [TS]

00:24:00   oh yeah I'm just saying I'm just saying [TS]

00:24:02   there are some things that I believe [TS]

00:24:03   this i believe I i believe i believe in [TS]

00:24:07   a believable [TS]

00:24:09   go ahead i believe in kindness and [TS]

00:24:12   trying to teach their side of I talked [TS]

00:24:15   to some friends of mine they have the [TS]

00:24:16   rules of the house written by the front [TS]

00:24:17   door [TS]

00:24:18   you can stop now [TS]

00:24:20   rules of the house on like on a [TS]

00:24:21   chalkboard or like in a painting and [TS]

00:24:24   they've written in permit rock and and [TS]

00:24:27   where the rules of the house that I [TS]

00:24:28   think about all the time because i [TS]

00:24:29   really like it a lot it says you don't [TS]

00:24:31   have to be nice but you have to be kind [TS]

00:24:33   and I think that's a really really good [TS]

00:24:36   distinction like being nice that's [TS]

00:24:38   something you tell girls when you're [TS]

00:24:39   asked him to smile but kindness to me is [TS]

00:24:41   a good thing and I think you can still [TS]

00:24:42   be kind and trick people [TS]

00:24:44   it's a big part of tricking people as [TS]

00:24:45   being kind a big part of being kind is [TS]

00:24:47   tricking people [TS]

00:24:48   well yeah it works both ways you know [TS]

00:24:49   what I mean like there are a lot of [TS]

00:24:51   people so this is the thing there lies [TS]

00:24:53   of omission and there lies the lies of [TS]

00:24:54   delight [TS]

00:24:55   mhm and there's a there you are doing [TS]

00:24:58   people favors sometimes but it's also a [TS]

00:25:00   trick her into learning that you know [TS]

00:25:02   kindness kindness is a good thing in [TS]

00:25:03   general like being kind being polite and [TS]

00:25:05   I think all these words mean different [TS]

00:25:06   things being polite is a fantastic thing [TS]

00:25:08   like saying please and thank you wow you [TS]

00:25:10   have no idea how much shit in life you [TS]

00:25:12   are going to get away with by saying [TS]

00:25:14   please and thank you [TS]

00:25:15   but also being polite this is the thing [TS]

00:25:17   don't pick your nose [TS]

00:25:18   I mean if you're gonna pick your nose [TS]

00:25:19   not know where i can see it listen [TS]

00:25:21   there's but there's I mean there are a [TS]

00:25:22   lot of reasons to pick your nose and one [TS]

00:25:25   of them is just that it's fucking [TS]

00:25:26   pleasurable it's just like touching your [TS]

00:25:28   clitoris except it's in your nose so [TS]

00:25:31   let's not like a jigsaw puzzle you don't [TS]

00:25:33   do that in a restaurant [TS]

00:25:34   no and that's what I took clitoris part [TS]

00:25:36   either one [TS]

00:25:38   yeah don't pick your nose don't pick [TS]

00:25:39   your clitoris in a restaurant but it's [TS]

00:25:43   this is not gonna work great musical [TS]

00:25:44   people's bad [TS]

00:25:46   that's right don't think you know [TS]

00:25:47   there's a handful of things that you [TS]

00:25:49   never knew there's a couple of things [TS]

00:25:51   you should never do don't pick your nose [TS]

00:25:53   or your clitoris even if your name is [TS]

00:25:56   Doris no matter how good that meal is [TS]

00:25:59   keep your finger out of your crotch [TS]

00:26:01   oh I love this musical everything's free [TS]

00:26:04   in America Jesus Christ in America is it [TS]

00:26:08   didn't already marina where are you now [TS]

00:26:13   my god we this that's what we need right [TS]

00:26:16   now in this culture we need real Marino [TS]

00:26:18   and we need run we need Rip Torn ship [TS]

00:26:20   repair the rift Taylor know we need rip [TS]

00:26:24   torn ripped or was fantastic i love him [TS]

00:26:26   on that comedy Garry Shandling show it [TS]

00:26:28   was yeah you know I'm Rita Moreno was [TS]

00:26:30   the first person i knew of as [TS]

00:26:32   you got she's like the original guy [TS]

00:26:34   doesn't she fucking top you got she's [TS]

00:26:36   amazing she's amazing [TS]

00:26:38   there's this I don't you ever seen west [TS]

00:26:39   side story heard it come on [TS]

00:26:41   okay yeah because there's a thing in [TS]

00:26:43   there and like I stuff here this [TS]

00:26:44   especially the youtube video you can [TS]

00:26:46   watch this the one called quintet which [TS]

00:26:48   is like everyone everything is coming [TS]

00:26:49   together and like we're gonna do that [TS]

00:26:51   tonight [TS]

00:26:53   no 29 and does all the songs come [TS]

00:26:56   together and all the gangs are walking [TS]

00:26:58   together it really marinas put on our [TS]

00:26:59   stockings and it's totally awesome and [TS]

00:27:01   it's like a supercut new know it's about [TS]

00:27:04   two thirds two thirds of the way in and [TS]

00:27:06   it's right before the action really like [TS]

00:27:08   fucking goes down the games are getting [TS]

00:27:09   ready i gotta have their way to my and [TS]

00:27:12   then anybody can find out that but I [TS]

00:27:14   never heard any we have solved so it's [TS]

00:27:16   all the songs and it keeps popping [TS]

00:27:17   around you're popping around you're [TS]

00:27:18   going over to what's-his-name and are [TS]

00:27:20   you got your natalie wood [TS]

00:27:22   ah well that's powerful nobody does that [TS]

00:27:25   anymore i don't always want to sit down [TS]

00:27:26   and have three hours of that but you [TS]

00:27:29   know almost a little bit of story with [TS]

00:27:32   the fringe on top you know you know what [TS]

00:27:33   it is it's basically it's basically the [TS]

00:27:35   going to the mattresses seen from [TS]

00:27:37   Godfather so much so much a montage but [TS]

00:27:40   it's happening right now it's a montage [TS]

00:27:42   it's happening and the songs are linking [TS]

00:27:44   up the songs are like POW in key with [TS]

00:27:46   each other [TS]

00:27:47   yeah i went to i was forced now forced [TS]

00:27:51   into right Hamilton every satellite [TS]

00:27:53   Hamilton no no I'm not gonna lie I was [TS]

00:27:55   not forced to to to consume Hamilton i [TS]

00:27:59   think i should consume Hamilton it's [TS]

00:28:00   kind of a mean right now this is worse [TS]

00:28:02   than that i was forced to consume the [TS]

00:28:04   movie hurston Hamilton well worse than [TS]

00:28:06   being forced to consume Hamilton yes is [TS]

00:28:09   being forced to consume this movie with [TS]

00:28:12   the robert de niro and the girl who [TS]

00:28:15   nasal Manic Pixie dream girl in turn the [TS]

00:28:19   intern [TS]

00:28:20   oh dears i was forced to consume this [TS]

00:28:21   movie I i happen to really like her I [TS]

00:28:24   have dreams about her and I there's [TS]

00:28:26   nowhere would see that movie [TS]

00:28:28   she is a you know she's very she's very [TS]

00:28:30   exciting particularly in this role as a [TS]

00:28:32   CEO who everything the script keeps [TS]

00:28:37   saying the script keeps putting in [TS]

00:28:39   people's miles in this movie like oh [TS]

00:28:42   she's really tough to work with she's a [TS]

00:28:43   real ball breaker she's a tough [TS]

00:28:45   CEO lady but the character actually has [TS]

00:28:48   written and played it she breaks into [TS]

00:28:50   tears all the time she's flighty and [TS]

00:28:52   can't decide [TS]

00:28:53   she's a Manic Pixie dream girl I who is [TS]

00:28:57   apparently the CEO of this company but [TS]

00:28:59   everybody all the script indicators are [TS]

00:29:02   like all she's a real powerhouse and [TS]

00:29:04   it's the incongruity is is jarring into [TS]

00:29:07   the twist is that particular robert de [TS]

00:29:10   niro is the intern Robertson arrows the [TS]

00:29:12   intern he's an old man he wears a suit [TS]

00:29:14   every day he comes from the old school [TS]

00:29:16   and then first they don't get along very [TS]

00:29:18   well they don't get along at all that's [TS]

00:29:20   right she doesn't she know she doesn't [TS]

00:29:22   need this kind of adult supervision and [TS]

00:29:24   he is just very patient he's absolutely [TS]

00:29:27   like a Dharma and I talk to you about [TS]

00:29:30   Buddhism he's um he's a he's a Jesus [TS]

00:29:35   warmer [TS]

00:29:35   you know what I mean you can't leave the [TS]

00:29:37   swarm that use the form of a Buddha [TS]

00:29:39   stupa shaman that's right he's a British [TS]

00:29:41   warmer and he just sits there on his [TS]

00:29:44   toadstool she's very very wise is why is [TS]

00:29:46   that he's waiting and he does menial [TS]

00:29:48   tasks without complaining which is what [TS]

00:29:51   wise old men do in order to eventually [TS]

00:29:55   earn the trust of everyone in the end [TS]

00:29:56   you know young guys look up to him and [TS]

00:29:58   they want to they want to wear their tie [TS]

00:30:00   the same way that he does etcetera [TS]

00:30:02   etcetera [TS]

00:30:02   you can write the script yourself tom [TS]

00:30:05   but someone has to a little bit of the [TS]

00:30:07   robert deniro in this movie problem is [TS]

00:30:09   it's like it's like wooden fonds was in [TS]

00:30:12   night shift planning its tight right so [TS]

00:30:16   then so the first movie The Godfather is [TS]

00:30:18   good that he was good movie [TS]

00:30:19   he was but it's the first movie he does [TS]

00:30:21   after happy days playing low status and [TS]

00:30:23   he's playing low status he's like he's [TS]

00:30:25   like a wiener and you're like no [TS]

00:30:27   government no no not the Fonz [TS]

00:30:30   yeah i mean anybody but the phones and [TS]

00:30:32   then you realize all these great but you [TS]

00:30:34   but the rest of his life you know Henry [TS]

00:30:36   Winkler can't I mean the every other [TS]

00:30:38   role he did were roles that Allinol the [TS]

00:30:41   rejected for being too wimpy because [TS]

00:30:44   he's like I don't want to be the fonz [TS]

00:30:45   and he's had a great like third career [TS]

00:30:48   though he's wonderful [TS]

00:30:49   henry winkler's wonderful but Robert De [TS]

00:30:51   Niro he's like he's like limping around [TS]

00:30:53   in this movie and you think is taking an [TS]

00:30:56   extended like victory lap at this point [TS]

00:30:59   I don't know what does he need the money [TS]

00:31:01   well you know actors work you know they [TS]

00:31:03   like right now working working is good [TS]

00:31:05   it keeps you young keep it relevant but [TS]

00:31:08   no you still still kinda hoping me and [TS]

00:31:10   you have one more in you have one more [TS]

00:31:11   than she's gonna blow us out of the [TS]

00:31:12   water this is vito corleone he went back [TS]

00:31:15   he went back to the to the olive oil guy [TS]

00:31:18   and stabbed him in the chest and then [TS]

00:31:19   like through is fucking glove atom or [TS]

00:31:22   whatever that whatever he stabs him and [TS]

00:31:24   he throws like a I don't know what he [TS]

00:31:26   throws his life a pair of pow [TS]

00:31:29   uh-huh and and now he's like limping [TS]

00:31:33   through this book movie where he's like [TS]

00:31:34   planning and in turn i just can't i [TS]

00:31:36   can't sell its goodfellas 25 years ago [TS]

00:31:38   now it wasn't good fellows was about [TS]

00:31:43   events that were ten years prior to the [TS]

00:31:46   20 all the concerts on Lufthansa heist i [TS]

00:31:50   think was in least 78 yeah yeah we're [TS]

00:31:52   heading the movie came out at 9191 yeah [TS]

00:31:55   it's like it's like 12 years and now [TS]

00:31:57   it's 25 years from the movie The oh come [TS]

00:32:00   on [TS]

00:32:01   but like what would you know name an [TS]

00:32:03   awesome Robert De Niro movie post-1990 [TS]

00:32:06   one you got analyze this analyze me [TS]

00:32:10   nope get analized nope final analysis [TS]

00:32:17   huh [TS]

00:32:18   no I don't accept them triptalk don't [TS]

00:32:22   accept it [TS]

00:32:23   final answer what does this little [TS]

00:32:27   village outside been right here he did [TS]

00:32:30   is he did I saw a movie where he wear [TS]

00:32:33   his family was under attack by some [TS]

00:32:34   terrorists that was like an attempt to [TS]

00:32:36   get him back into and it was the war [TS]

00:32:38   absolutely the worst fears no I mean but [TS]

00:32:40   that ok Fear Cape Fear where's that it's [TS]

00:32:44   early it's it's it's back in the pits [TS]

00:32:47   back in the good days when Nick Nolte [TS]

00:32:49   was good right right and you get uh what [TS]

00:32:53   you had the Scientologists in that [TS]

00:32:55   Patricia Arquette know Angelo Lee Lewis [TS]

00:33:00   Juliette Juliette Lewis juliette lewis [TS]

00:33:03   Julia cases Scientologist [TS]

00:33:06   Wow which one was in desperately seeking [TS]

00:33:09   Susan that's like a rose a narc [TS]

00:33:13   I want to see in the morning rosanna [TS]

00:33:15   rosanna rosanna arquette now that's my [TS]

00:33:18   eye I think I always get Juliette Lewis [TS]

00:33:20   and rosanna arquette mixed up because [TS]

00:33:22   there's another one of those rats rats [TS]

00:33:24   nest of actors problems it's like me you [TS]

00:33:27   know with wilford brimley like I always [TS]

00:33:28   think everyone football friends all [TS]

00:33:30   those same guys I think he's Brian [TS]

00:33:31   Dennehy I think he stopped sweet i think [TS]

00:33:33   they're all the same guy can tell me [TS]

00:33:34   what are you talking about Wilford [TS]

00:33:35   Brimley's wilford brimley you know he [TS]

00:33:37   was in the thing he wasn't the thing i'm [TS]

00:33:40   missing cocoon [TS]

00:33:41   I mean famously he was like 50 years old [TS]

00:33:43   he's basically the same age that you and [TS]

00:33:45   I are except he was in cocoon playing [TS]

00:33:47   like a no-no by the way up [TS]

00:33:48   follow up in recent of podcast mean the [TS]

00:33:51   one we recorded two hours ago I we [TS]

00:33:53   talked about talked about Archie Bunker [TS]

00:33:55   on all in the family you know how old he [TS]

00:33:57   was in the first season of all the [TS]

00:33:58   family [TS]

00:33:59   well how old at 47 only go back the same [TS]

00:34:03   age as me [TS]

00:34:05   yep Archy bharti bunker archie bunker [TS]

00:34:08   was started out younger than me and you [TS]

00:34:10   know you guys in men one man we could [TS]

00:34:15   use them bad like men who don't tell me [TS]

00:34:18   you don't like musicals listen to you go [TS]

00:34:20   didn't know alpha stage chicks and ducks [TS]

00:34:24   and geese better scurry [TS]

00:34:26   yeah dirty grandpas in called dirty [TS]

00:34:30   grandpa that Archie Bunker know Robert [TS]

00:34:33   De Niro 2016 movie coming out called [TS]

00:34:35   dirty grandpa replays dick Kelley I [TS]

00:34:37   don't want to see that won't use it [TS]

00:34:39   he's in those dumb movies with the money [TS]

00:34:42   knows he meets the parents that's right [TS]

00:34:44   is the parents is this digital parent [TS]

00:34:47   and he's playing it's like it's like The [TS]

00:34:48   Naked Gun he's playing here Leslie [TS]

00:34:52   Nielsen yeah yeah serious role in the [TS]

00:34:54   center of a dumb comedy casino 1995 [TS]

00:34:57   never saw ok ok ok that's a great [TS]

00:35:00   yeah I think that's really good well [TS]

00:35:01   you've never seen casino no I have it [TS]

00:35:04   oh yeah oh merlin I should see that huh [TS]

00:35:07   well it's it's very depressing [TS]

00:35:10   that's good I like that and and it's um [TS]

00:35:12   and sign some ways it's appalling but a [TS]

00:35:17   wonderful wonderful film [TS]

00:35:18   Sharon Stone she's got a game on she's [TS]

00:35:20   really something to watch so sharon [TS]

00:35:22   stone goes so far into this movie Casino [TS]

00:35:26   the her acting is so tremendous that she [TS]

00:35:30   makes you a despise her with you and be [TS]

00:35:35   she actually liked visibly comes apart [TS]

00:35:38   in the filming of this movie like like [TS]

00:35:40   you can tell she's like Shelley Duvall [TS]

00:35:42   it's like Martin Sheen apocalypse now [TS]

00:35:45   she's sitting in a hotel room drunk [TS]

00:35:47   crying and just like shooting at the [TS]

00:35:49   walls hot and you see it in the film and [TS]

00:35:52   you're just like oh my god and of course [TS]

00:35:53   James Woods woods is there to just put [TS]

00:35:56   this layer of slime on everything [TS]

00:35:59   yeah he's so he's just so awful [TS]

00:36:03   he's suing people about Twitter yeah I [TS]

00:36:05   know he's using he's a crazy person now [TS]

00:36:07   you got to wag the dog 1997 analyze this [TS]

00:36:11   don't allowance analyze that rope going [TS]

00:36:13   to analyze analyze those meet the [TS]

00:36:15   fockers analyze these nuts [TS]

00:36:18   little fockers know a soul silver [TS]

00:36:22   linings playbook [TS]

00:36:23   mhm don't know what that is never saw it [TS]

00:36:25   that guy's the guy does movies with [TS]

00:36:27   those two people that are always in his [TS]

00:36:29   movies [TS]

00:36:29   uh oh you know it hurts our bag except [TS]

00:36:33   many of the people who were released out [TS]

00:36:38   of dimensional system find out the world [TS]

00:36:40   has become even dogs insecure imagined [TS]

00:36:43   haha carry steamboat uh-huh [TS]

00:36:47   oh did you know I had I have a friend [TS]

00:36:49   who I think we may have talked about not [TS]

00:36:51   talk about this matter i can't remember [TS]

00:36:53   up this podcast my other one but you [TS]

00:36:55   know I had a friend that had other owned [TS]

00:36:56   a boat called the pits corolla is that [TS]

00:36:58   right yeah it seems like maybe not such [TS]

00:37:01   a good idea is it's Bernard the Austrian [TS]

00:37:04   Oh Bernard the Oscar on the Austrian a [TS]

00:37:07   boat called the fifth caroga american [TS]

00:37:11   hustle also buy that one guy american [TS]

00:37:13   hustle [TS]

00:37:14   who is that guy who I think about David [TS]

00:37:16   Jacob dominant David know it's a [TS]

00:37:19   national amateur Ernesto moment yeah [TS]

00:37:22   what's the guy's name David David Foster [TS]

00:37:25   compliment [TS]

00:37:26   yeah its name Bradley Cooper is the guy [TS]

00:37:29   who's always in his movies and the [TS]

00:37:31   director's name is Robert Rufus w [TS]

00:37:35   firefly wild man fischer David Oh [TS]

00:37:38   Russell even a rough David O Russell's [TS]

00:37:40   David Selznick David Selznick hotels [TS]

00:37:44   ahlberg Roy you know it's great you ever [TS]

00:37:48   go to the plot keywords section of an [TS]

00:37:50   IMDb movie where I most on well [TS]

00:37:54   historians and mostly fetishist I think [TS]

00:37:56   have gone in and and indicated that [TS]

00:37:59   something happens in this movie so [TS]

00:38:02   here's some here some plot keywords from [TS]

00:38:04   american hustle cheating husband drunk [TS]

00:38:07   wife [TS]

00:38:08   yep sexual attraction yes New Jersey [TS]

00:38:10   diverse but you also have hair in [TS]

00:38:14   curlers homemade to pay women wearing a [TS]

00:38:17   one-piece swimsuit uh-huh laps game [TS]

00:38:21   right that's all about apps cab scam [TS]

00:38:23   charm bracelet you got charm bracelet [TS]

00:38:25   woman in the key woman in a bikini [TS]

00:38:28   you got open block open blouse balding [TS]

00:38:30   and get home made to pay so Amy Adams mm [TS]

00:38:36   um like the tags are keywords is [TS]

00:38:39   extraordinary and I think she's amazing [TS]

00:38:41   she's an extraordinary act is [TS]

00:38:43   incandescent mm she really is tremendous [TS]

00:38:46   and-and-and-and anything she's in she [TS]

00:38:48   lights up the screen and some of her [TS]

00:38:51   outfits in this film [TS]

00:38:52   alright truly are truly worth their own [TS]

00:38:56   film i would watch a supercut just of [TS]

00:38:59   amy adams from this film but american [TS]

00:39:02   hustle is the debut as far as I was [TS]

00:39:05   concerned the debut of Jennifer Lawrence [TS]

00:39:07   she's magic and I then went back and [TS]

00:39:11   watched a Jennifer Lawrence movies [TS]

00:39:14   because x-men movies [TS]

00:39:16   well she's me she's the bezel she's the [TS]

00:39:19   second mistake we're becca remain was [TS]

00:39:21   the first mystique and then romain was [TS]

00:39:23   incredible [TS]

00:39:24   that's Rebecca remain stainless that's [TS]

00:39:27   right that's not charlie sheen totally [TS]

00:39:29   fantastic as a as the blue girl she's [TS]

00:39:33   good blue girl she's a Hunger Games [TS]

00:39:35   movie is very good but I did not watch [TS]

00:39:37   the subsequent x-men because it felt [TS]

00:39:39   like it was fanfic now don't worry this [TS]

00:39:41   anything right i mean there were there [TS]

00:39:43   were the first not tell you which ones [TS]

00:39:44   to watch don't worry first couple x-men [TS]

00:39:46   were great and then it just went into [TS]

00:39:48   this world of like it's like the star [TS]

00:39:50   wars cartoon [TS]

00:39:51   John you probably do not have too many [TS]

00:39:55   friends that are bigger x-men fans and I [TS]

00:39:57   am and there's just there's two movies I [TS]

00:39:59   just can't even get through I know I [TS]

00:40:00   know I know you're the and that's why we [TS]

00:40:02   haven't talked about this before because [TS]

00:40:04   I know that it's very important little [TS]

00:40:06   you're close to help your cosmology and [TS]

00:40:08   the x-men cosmology I think have have [TS]

00:40:10   have overlap so much that it's hard for [TS]

00:40:12   you to tell what's happened to you in [TS]

00:40:14   your life and what has happened in the [TS]

00:40:16   accident which one am i exactly what [TS]

00:40:18   Jennifer Lawrence yeah I mean I wasn't [TS]

00:40:21   even going to watch those ones where she [TS]

00:40:22   carries a crossbow around and there's [TS]

00:40:24   like and dumb things are happening first [TS]

00:40:26   one is better than you think [TS]

00:40:27   hit the first ones were actually good [TS]

00:40:29   it's really good it gets very much into [TS]

00:40:31   like it starts to be like season five of [TS]

00:40:34   lost after a while we're like voices are [TS]

00:40:37   coming out there's a polar bear and [TS]

00:40:39   there's some smoke smoke man it's just [TS]

00:40:42   like what is the greatest book and movie [TS]

00:40:44   ever made but I mean there's a lot of [TS]

00:40:46   levels to that when i watched I wasn't [TS]

00:40:48   prepared for like how sophisticated the [TS]

00:40:49   cultural criticism of that was you know [TS]

00:40:51   who should have been a script doctor on [TS]

00:40:53   that film somebody who's really good at [TS]

00:40:55   doctoring action movies yours truly [TS]

00:40:57   but Jennifer Lawrence walks onto the [TS]

00:41:00   screen in american hustle the movie and [TS]

00:41:02   did it then the movie is forever altered [TS]

00:41:05   she's so great [TS]

00:41:06   Jews up the scene that's what they say [TS]

00:41:09   about her uh-huh [TS]

00:41:10   let's get that Batman's in that one too [TS]

00:41:12   yeah and he doesn't do a he doesn't do a [TS]

00:41:15   bad job [TS]

00:41:16   yeah but but my feeling is bradley [TS]

00:41:19   cooper is the one that dragged that [TS]

00:41:21   movie down so interesting and part of it [TS]

00:41:24   is his like seventies makeup just isn't [TS]

00:41:26   convincing he does not look like a [TS]

00:41:28   seventies person [TS]

00:41:29   yeah the other to do a Hawkeye and [TS]

00:41:31   Batman pose look very seventies and [TS]

00:41:34   Jeremy Jeremy Renner can pull off a lot [TS]

00:41:36   of things like that guy but I feel like [TS]

00:41:38   Bradley Cooper you know it's like when [TS]

00:41:39   you look at a picture of people from [TS]

00:41:41   1911 and they just don't look like us [TS]

00:41:43   now they totally still yes totally tell [TS]

00:41:45   you see one person does look like us it [TS]

00:41:46   really sticks out right so you make a [TS]

00:41:48   movie about 1911 you don't put any amy [TS]

00:41:50   adams in it because there's just nothing [TS]

00:41:52   you can do you can't put her hair in a [TS]

00:41:54   bun and make her look like anything [TS]

00:41:55   she's gonna look like now [TS]

00:41:58   yeah and Bradley Cooper just has one of [TS]

00:42:00   those places where it's like at any [TS]

00:42:01   previous time if a child was born [TS]

00:42:03   looking like Bradley Cooper [TS]

00:42:05   they would have drowned in a bucket yeah [TS]

00:42:06   now he's a big movie star in 1911 [TS]

00:42:10   would've been like what happened this [TS]

00:42:11   this little child his face is to pinch [TS]

00:42:13   you know like put him out of his misery [TS]

00:42:15   they were looking for people with meteor [TS]

00:42:19   features back in the day you keep me [TS]

00:42:22   that you keep up with the people from [TS]

00:42:23   SWS let me think Walt Terrell Walker was [TS]

00:42:29   in SWS you know SWS was a pretty diverse [TS]

00:42:32   group of people Kara Walker was a was a [TS]

00:42:36   kid who played the keyboard and he wore [TS]

00:42:39   a bow tie and he was african-american [TS]

00:42:41   and this was you know this was early in [TS]

00:42:43   the this early eighties and he was a [TS]

00:42:46   very very I was a good friend Darrell [TS]

00:42:51   Walker many years later through Facebook [TS]

00:42:56   or something maybe it was my 20-year [TS]

00:42:58   reunion he expressed incredulity that of [TS]

00:43:02   all the people in the world who had [TS]

00:43:03   become a professional musician it would [TS]

00:43:05   be me because in high school he [TS]

00:43:08   religiously practiced the piano and wore [TS]

00:43:12   a bow tie and was prepared to go to the [TS]

00:43:15   show I day one he's ready to go [TS]

00:43:17   he's right he like he was showbiz and I [TS]

00:43:20   think he's I think he still plays the [TS]

00:43:22   piano and and then maybe has done a lot [TS]

00:43:26   of performance over the years but he was [TS]

00:43:30   like incredulous in a way where he was [TS]

00:43:32   like congratulating me but he was also [TS]

00:43:34   like what the fuck how did you uh yeah [TS]

00:43:38   become a professional agency you didn't [TS]

00:43:40   do anything in high school except walk [TS]

00:43:42   around that press pass and sleep on the [TS]

00:43:44   couches in the middle of the day how how [TS]

00:43:46   did you even get away with that [TS]

00:43:47   how did you sleep on the couches and in [TS]

00:43:49   school and still graduate let alone then [TS]

00:43:51   go on to become a musician and I was [TS]

00:43:53   like Terrell I don't know what to tell [TS]

00:43:54   you but so general Walker I see on the [TS]

00:43:58   internet but i'm actually still pretty [TS]

00:44:01   good friends with on shackleford well [TS]

00:44:04   that's nice to hear [TS]

00:44:05   yeah he came so he retired as a high [TS]

00:44:10   school principal and got his ear pierced [TS]

00:44:12   Wow right yeah Slyke like child of the [TS]

00:44:18   60s [TS]

00:44:18   he was waiting the whole time and it age [TS]

00:44:21   whatever 65 got his ear pierced and then [TS]

00:44:25   now [TS]

00:44:26   yeah we see each other he comments on my [TS]

00:44:27   facebook page all the time you know we [TS]

00:44:31   like to play the dozens and I still [TS]

00:44:35   consider him a friend on shackleford [TS]

00:44:37   more shack as we call on the shack [TS]

00:44:41   yeah i sent you one of the Tyrell [TS]

00:44:42   Walker's I could find and if you get [TS]

00:44:44   that link and it's an african-american [TS]

00:44:47   guy who-who just mostly post photos of [TS]

00:44:49   his midsection he pulls up your shirt [TS]

00:44:52   and takes a photo and then you put it on [TS]

00:44:54   his Twitter let me see that doesn't [TS]

00:44:56   sound like my guy [TS]

00:44:57   yeah that's a little young yeah oh yeah [TS]

00:45:02   no I mean yeah he's a handsome guy she [TS]

00:45:05   likes she likes pictures of his [TS]

00:45:06   midsection [TS]

00:45:07   well you know he's got a real six-pack [TS]

00:45:09   there a 8 pack em but boy and it seems [TS]

00:45:12   like he's got a gold grill too so he's [TS]

00:45:14   oh look at that [TS]

00:45:18   yeah he's its your right its all selfies [TS]

00:45:21   Darren is that profile pictures him [TS]

00:45:23   holding up a shirt and take a picture of [TS]

00:45:24   his stomach [TS]

00:45:24   yes actually for a real bad one the [TS]

00:45:26   baddest Ardis ain't ready guess he's [TS]

00:45:30   kissing girls here [TS]

00:45:31   mhm when people put a snapchat address [TS]

00:45:35   in their twitter profile or are you [TS]

00:45:37   supposed to send a photo that is that [TS]

00:45:40   now you basically asking people to send [TS]

00:45:41   your movie pictures when you do that why [TS]

00:45:42   do people do that where there's so many [TS]

00:45:44   people who put their snapshot [TS]

00:45:45   information in their profile but will [TS]

00:45:48   you explain to me what snap total i'm [TS]

00:45:50   not sure i think snapchat is the one [TS]

00:45:52   where teens send each other [TS]

00:45:54   expiring dick pics oh I think that might [TS]

00:45:57   be snapchat right you know what when you [TS]

00:46:00   can you explain to me one time what [TS]

00:46:02   negging was and yeah we're not really [TS]

00:46:05   i'm so glad that you you explain that to [TS]

00:46:07   me because like you know stressing [TS]

00:46:09   everywhere I'd be in the dark if I [TS]

00:46:11   didn't know what it was and snapchat [TS]

00:46:12   they talk about it all the time and I'm [TS]

00:46:14   like I am an archivist i do not want to [TS]

00:46:16   pop I do not want pictures to disappear [TS]

00:46:18   i want pictures to be collected [TS]

00:46:21   I am NOT inbox zero I'm inbox 45,000 [TS]

00:46:24   yeah now [TS]

00:46:27   yeah but i noticed when i get fake fake [TS]

00:46:29   Twitter followers and wasn't even trying [TS]

00:46:32   you know you have to fake Twitter [TS]

00:46:33   followers and some stolen picture of a [TS]

00:46:35   lady and and she mostly rights in like [TS]

00:46:38   dollar signs and emojis and I was the [TS]

00:46:41   snapchat and a address in there it's [TS]

00:46:43   like a social network but you sent you [TS]

00:46:44   the pictures right is that it you don't [TS]

00:46:47   even know if we should bring somebody [TS]

00:46:48   into maybe John Sirica tell us what it [TS]

00:46:50   is [TS]

00:46:51   well this could be what our intern does [TS]

00:46:52   how we can in turn John we do a grant [TS]

00:46:57   writing process we bring in an Internet [TS]

00:46:58   can explain what snapchat is what are we [TS]

00:47:00   looking for in turn my girl I've got [TS]

00:47:04   ideas what you want enthusiasm I mean [TS]

00:47:07   curiosity the right amount of enthusiasm [TS]

00:47:09   there are a lot of people come up to me [TS]

00:47:11   with a tremendous amount of enthusiasm [TS]

00:47:13   too much want to tell me how help them [TS]

00:47:15   uh-huh and I go well that's great and [TS]

00:47:18   then they want to go get some and I'm [TS]

00:47:20   like I'm getting far with you go when [TS]

00:47:24   you can find people your own age gap [TS]

00:47:26   with yeah i mean i'm going on my way to [TS]

00:47:28   get far if you see me there you cannot [TS]

00:47:30   at me [TS]

00:47:31   yeah we're sitting around i wanna hear [TS]

00:47:33   about your girlfriend problems so i [TS]

00:47:35   wanna i want a i want a young person [TS]

00:47:38   with enthusiasm but you got a strong [TS]

00:47:41   back to me like I'm your lifting yeah [TS]

00:47:44   there's a lot of it they can help us I [TS]

00:47:47   for curiouser we just simply don't [TS]

00:47:49   understand something they could they [TS]

00:47:51   could serve as a kind of a translator [TS]

00:47:52   emissary there were there were people [TS]

00:47:55   there were people on my campaign staff [TS]

00:47:57   that did that quite a bit there was a [TS]

00:47:59   there was a there was one kid who really [TS]

00:48:01   knew read it and I did a reddit AMA I am [TS]

00:48:06   and he was just doing all the although [TS]

00:48:09   like facilitating so that i could sit [TS]

00:48:12   there on my keyboard and just be like [TS]

00:48:13   totally i'm doing some writing i'm doing [TS]

00:48:15   some writing and then he was he was like [TS]

00:48:18   I guess weeding through the the [TS]

00:48:22   questions and like pitching me questions [TS]

00:48:24   and I didn't have to read through all [TS]

00:48:26   the other 25 questions of like to still [TS]

00:48:28   big bro bullsbrook yeah and you know and [TS]

00:48:31   give you that you did a nice job you and [TS]

00:48:32   your team did a great job of picking [TS]

00:48:34   good questions and providing good [TS]

00:48:36   answers that was very well done well so [TS]

00:48:38   i could do the answers because I [TS]

00:48:40   awesome happened to figure out what the [TS]

00:48:43   questions were yeah so an i was a young [TS]

00:48:46   person if you're over 25 if you're under [TS]

00:48:48   25 i think the interface of read it [TS]

00:48:51   probably makes a lot of sense i find it [TS]

00:48:54   very confusing to look at [TS]

00:48:55   well all the people that know all the [TS]

00:48:57   shortcuts oh you got a real nice [TS]

00:48:59   oh yeah it's a skill your command H is [TS]

00:49:01   to go to to get hella you send somebody [TS]

00:49:05   a hat [TS]

00:49:06   yeah right no you don't know what [TS]

00:49:08   command H is that's a you know [TS]

00:49:11   hop to it or helped as per our chrome [TS]

00:49:15   would say come to MH dark rums had hoped [TS]

00:49:19   so but anyway about IMDb out when you [TS]

00:49:22   when you google let's say let's say [TS]

00:49:24   let's let me test it out right now [TS]

00:49:26   yeah i'm going to google Amy Adam see me [TS]

00:49:29   and adams and then what comes up on Amy [TS]

00:49:34   out of the IMDb right at the top [TS]

00:49:37   yeah and I don't want to interface with [TS]

00:49:40   IMDb because they have a certain they [TS]

00:49:43   think the world is constructed a certain [TS]

00:49:44   way [TS]

00:49:45   ok so I turn I click on IMDb i turn it [TS]

00:49:47   on turn on IMDb and then I'm offered a [TS]

00:49:51   picture for witches which is a [TS]

00:49:53   delightful and then I've gotta click on [TS]

00:49:56   something to see the full bio I've got [TS]

00:49:59   to look down here channel featuring [TS]

00:50:01   realms sort by rating [TS]

00:50:03   I don't care about that filmography [TS]

00:50:05   that's not what I'm looking for I want [TS]

00:50:07   to know about Amy Adams so i get off of [TS]

00:50:10   IMDB and I go to Wikipedia which is [TS]

00:50:12   where i really want to be that has all [TS]

00:50:14   the in from all the same information [TS]

00:50:15   that IMDb does but in in a place that [TS]

00:50:19   has lots of hyperlinks which I like you [TS]

00:50:22   can also go to wikifeet which always [TS]

00:50:25   shows up high in the returns this is [TS]

00:50:26   something many people have noticed I [TS]

00:50:27   used to worry that it was just me but [TS]

00:50:30   whenever you put in the name of a [TS]

00:50:31   celebrity two things pop up a net worth [TS]

00:50:34   and feet [TS]

00:50:36   what'swhat's wikifeet oh it's a picture [TS]

00:50:38   ladies feet [TS]

00:50:39   it's all like celebrity feet but it is [TS]

00:50:41   it strange that of all the picadillo [TS]

00:50:43   those that show up there like everybody [TS]

00:50:45   seems to get this if so you type in Amy [TS]

00:50:47   Adams lets you forget networker feet [TS]

00:50:49   Amy knows all right well [TS]

00:50:52   see here 10 feet on the homepage look at [TS]

00:50:55   that but really I get mad about a lot of [TS]

00:50:58   time if i type in the name of a [TS]

00:50:59   celebrity [TS]

00:51:00   it's plastic surgery plastic surgery yet [TS]

00:51:03   worth of feet or gay get that sometimes [TS]

00:51:07   too [TS]

00:51:07   I mean one-quarter to one-third of amy [TS]

00:51:11   adams page on IMDb is devoted to asking [TS]

00:51:15   the question who is negative on walking [TS]

00:51:17   dead the walking dead world is abuzz [TS]

00:51:19   about the casting of jeffrey dean morgan [TS]

00:51:21   yeah I don't think that's big that's [TS]

00:51:23   that guy from watchmen yeah that was [TS]

00:51:25   gonna miss the comedian in watchmen no [TS]

00:51:27   no [TS]

00:51:28   well you know who owns the IMDb who [TS]

00:51:31   amazon uh-huh [TS]

00:51:35   all the pieces are fitting together now [TS]

00:51:36   see they want to feed you back into the [TS]

00:51:39   system [TS]

00:51:40   I don't want i do not why did I don't [TS]

00:51:43   want to buy anything I'm not a I'm not a [TS]

00:51:45   privilege consumer who I just want to [TS]

00:51:48   see the information i want to know that [TS]

00:51:49   that Amy Adams was bored you want to [TS]

00:51:51   raise your daughter that way you don't [TS]

00:51:53   want her growing up looking at the [TS]

00:51:54   Internet as a consumer you're not gonna [TS]

00:51:55   do it are you are you calling me through [TS]

00:51:59   an n-gram machine [TS]

00:52:01   why what happened well it seems a little [TS]

00:52:03   bit like you're talking to me through a [TS]

00:52:04   can that might be your microphone don't [TS]

00:52:06   know i sound great [TS]

00:52:07   you sound great to you yeah shy [TS]

00:52:10   disconnect and reconnect [TS]

00:52:12   I mean if as long as you feel like it's [TS]

00:52:14   it's recording properly i think we just [TS]

00:52:16   keep going [TS]

00:52:17   it's all fine on this end let me watch [TS]

00:52:18   em people popping people we're okay from [TS]

00:52:24   here [TS]

00:52:25   okay thanks to something in the [TS]

00:52:27   interwebs yeah yeah i don't know i don't [TS]

00:52:30   like that Superman Man of Steel movie [TS]

00:52:32   didn't like it no no no that we talked [TS]

00:52:34   about that right i think we did like 80 [TS]

00:52:37   million people died in that movie and [TS]

00:52:38   there's absolutely no you know what we [TS]

00:52:40   did we did we did talk about that yeah [TS]

00:52:41   yeah um I feel like Wikipedia oh here's [TS]

00:52:47   a question that I wanted to ask you [TS]

00:52:49   yes what is the internet okay i mean [TS]

00:52:54   like literally where does it [TS]

00:52:57   where does it live in what is it I mean [TS]

00:52:59   anymore i know what websites are like [TS]

00:53:03   what is [TS]

00:53:04   the internet exactly that's where [TS]

00:53:07   websites live [TS]

00:53:08   yeah I'm the wrong person to ask about [TS]

00:53:10   the technical parts of that I mean [TS]

00:53:11   where's John siracusa when you need him [TS]

00:53:13   he also the internet issue we couldn't [TS]

00:53:15   stop him he believes me now all of a [TS]

00:53:18   sudden I don't want to know what the [TS]

00:53:19   internet is believed in the evolution [TS]

00:53:21   the evolution of the Internet the way [TS]

00:53:23   that it's evolved over the years through [TS]

00:53:25   adaptations yeah it just it just it [TS]

00:53:27   wants to be a thing that it just evolves [TS]

00:53:30   to it i'll tell you what i was told in [TS]

00:53:32   in 1993 was that it started out as a [TS]

00:53:35   DARPA project is mainly about ensuring [TS]

00:53:38   that communications could continue in [TS]

00:53:41   the event of like an apocalypse [TS]

00:53:43   thank you don't answer that that's what [TS]

00:53:45   I've heard but now it's a series of [TS]

00:53:47   tubes [TS]

00:53:48   it's not the letters not like the back [TS]

00:53:50   of the truck it's running through the [TS]

00:53:52   Nevada desert and it has google on it [TS]

00:53:55   yep and Amazon presumably and you can't [TS]

00:54:02   see all parts of it from china and you [TS]

00:54:05   get tour we got toward the Deep Web the [TS]

00:54:08   onion [TS]

00:54:09   yeah there are some websites you can [TS]

00:54:11   only see if you're running tour and and [TS]

00:54:13   you and on those places you're paying [TS]

00:54:15   for drugs with Bitcoin not anymore [TS]

00:54:18   oh well i don't know i mean the silk [TS]

00:54:19   road shut that thing down yeah but [TS]

00:54:22   you're sharing videos that other people [TS]

00:54:24   don't want to see an interesting idea [TS]

00:54:25   that because I I i tried tour probably [TS]

00:54:28   try to get at some point I tried a few [TS]

00:54:30   years ago and it was too much overhead [TS]

00:54:31   for me but i think it i had never known [TS]

00:54:34   about the fact that there are websites [TS]

00:54:35   you can only get to through you know [TS]

00:54:38   obfuscating encryption very interesting [TS]

00:54:40   idea so tour is a search engine note or [TS]

00:54:43   is a protocol that office Kate's your IP [TS]

00:54:46   address and makes it so that it's you [TS]

00:54:48   can't tell who's doing what and and that [TS]

00:54:51   also has a component that only allows us [TS]

00:54:53   there that that gets you through a [TS]

00:54:55   doorway and there are all these websites [TS]

00:54:56   that are hiding we have this is when [TS]

00:54:58   they talk about I get the word from this [TS]

00:55:00   dark dark net or deep whatever whatever [TS]

00:55:01   but basically that there's this idea a [TS]

00:55:04   dark web deep net [TS]

00:55:06   yeah I love that comic but there's like [TS]

00:55:08   there's a whole bunch of the internet [TS]

00:55:09   that we can see ya [TS]

00:55:10   which is on you know HTTP you know [TS]

00:55:13   public websites there's this whole [TS]

00:55:15   internet that consists of places that we [TS]

00:55:17   don't see or can see that includes stuff [TS]

00:55:20   like you know theoretically your [TS]

00:55:21   financial accounts or whatever all kinds [TS]

00:55:24   of internets but also a lot of sites you [TS]

00:55:27   know that are like not findable my [TS]

00:55:29   google all the way down to sites like [TS]

00:55:31   you know some of the hacker if excites [TS]

00:55:33   you can only get to using the tor [TS]

00:55:35   browser and I've seen this graphic on [TS]

00:55:38   4chan where there's a picture of an [TS]

00:55:40   iceberg and up on the top of the iceberg [TS]

00:55:44   visible part of it is like Google and [TS]

00:55:46   Amazon and and and you know Friendster [TS]

00:55:51   and then the whole bottom of the iceberg [TS]

00:55:56   yep the largest part of the iceberg is [TS]

00:56:00   deep web what you mentioned that is well [TS]

00:56:06   having spent some time on 4chan where [TS]

00:56:08   some of that what are some of the like [TS]

00:56:10   brown froth of that deep web comes up to [TS]

00:56:13   the surface [TS]

00:56:14   I have some sense of what it is and I [TS]

00:56:16   don't want to see it yeah but then [TS]

00:56:18   there's all that there's all that [TS]

00:56:20   curiosity about like we don't know [TS]

00:56:21   what's really going down on a surreal [TS]

00:56:23   you get the real the real story on Amy [TS]

00:56:26   Adams maybe but see I don't I really [TS]

00:56:28   don't want to know the real story and [TS]

00:56:29   also I don't wanna I don't want to be [TS]

00:56:32   running XHTML or whatever i kinda wanna [TS]

00:56:40   how do we get onto this i don't have to [TS]

00:56:42   learn about something i don't want to [TS]

00:56:44   learn anymore i just want to see here's [TS]

00:56:46   what i want to see I want to see [TS]

00:56:48   celebrities who are in revealing outfits [TS]

00:56:53   you know I want to see nip slips [TS]

00:56:55   I want to avoid people on facebook who [TS]

00:57:01   talk about gun control [TS]

00:57:04   I want to post on Twitter and not be all [TS]

00:57:07   that and everyone's well I want to go on [TS]

00:57:10   ebay late at night and have a sort of a [TS]

00:57:13   bipolar be episode where I buy a lot of [TS]

00:57:17   old military emblem it's not really that [TS]

00:57:21   complicated your needs are not they [TS]

00:57:23   don't seem difficult know seems like the [TS]

00:57:27   technology should be there for you to do [TS]

00:57:29   pretty much all of that it's easy Oh [TS]

00:57:31   also if people are talking about me on [TS]

00:57:33   the Internet I want to be able to go on [TS]

00:57:35   there and um and take them aside and [TS]

00:57:41   sometimes maybe put them in a in a hot [TS]

00:57:44   box and and say what we have here is a [TS]

00:57:48   failure to communicate [TS]

00:57:49   ok so I blocks I get it [TS]

00:57:53   what do they call that like a huddle [TS]

00:57:55   room like my wife works it's an [TS]

00:57:56   open-plan everybody's got a desk in a [TS]

00:57:58   standing desk and you can have a huddle [TS]

00:57:59   room and it's all these little like [TS]

00:58:01   smaller than a conference room bigger [TS]

00:58:02   than a phone booth like where you can go [TS]

00:58:04   and you can take a phone call you can [TS]

00:58:06   have a minute there's one weekend just [TS]

00:58:07   going to change your clothes if you want [TS]

00:58:08   to go running [TS]

00:58:09   it's really nice so anyway you wanna [TS]

00:58:11   huddle room but it seems to me you also [TS]

00:58:12   want to be able to capture their [TS]

00:58:13   connections such a way there's no where [TS]

00:58:15   they can go but the huddle room like and [TS]

00:58:17   then be there not allowed to leave until [TS]

00:58:18   you're done [TS]

00:58:19   that's right like hey guess what your [TS]

00:58:21   internet now is just looking at me for a [TS]

00:58:24   while and we're gonna talk about we're [TS]

00:58:27   going talk about some stuff you said and [TS]

00:58:28   we're going to talk about you what you [TS]

00:58:30   want to pop up principal's office that's [TS]

00:58:32   right come on in here and wanted to take [TS]

00:58:34   a seat MC sure [TS]

00:58:37   close the door behind you don't need the [TS]

00:58:38   edge of that chair buddy and i also want [TS]

00:58:42   to use the internet to sequester dick [TS]

00:58:45   cheney in a shipping notice that the [TS]

00:58:47   better and give him all those of LSD [TS]

00:58:51   while I play on repeat [TS]

00:58:53   you realize you're pulling me down with [TS]

00:58:55   this when you play you play well or even [TS]

00:58:57   going into usage fees and go alright [TS]

00:59:00   alright that's that we call me and say [TS]

00:59:03   one freezing cold and IQ so until he [TS]

00:59:06   just mad rare profit sorry chica I Bob [TS]

00:59:13   no I want to personally I want to do a [TS]

00:59:15   supercut of all of all of the television [TS]

00:59:18   footage where dick cheney gave like any [TS]

00:59:22   kind of press conference and all of this [TS]

00:59:25   sort of accompanying television footage [TS]

00:59:28   of like all the stuff that actually was [TS]

00:59:30   going on and the newscasters talking [TS]

00:59:32   about that you know it's like it's it's [TS]

00:59:34   like a montage scene from the Vietnam [TS]

00:59:35   film where where the background is like [TS]

00:59:39   this is the end my only friend the end [TS]

00:59:43   while the helicopters are coming in and [TS]

00:59:45   no good use somebody do that maybe you [TS]

00:59:46   could use that song should think you use [TS]

00:59:48   that song it to do a Vietnam montage by [TS]

00:59:50   Jesus submission to that they can [TS]

00:59:52   totally do that [TS]

00:59:53   that's a good idea but we did we do a [TS]

00:59:54   similar type of thing with Dick Cheney [TS]

00:59:58   except i guess the soundtrack will be [TS]

00:59:58   except i guess the soundtrack will be [TS]

01:00:00   right said fred or something what would [TS]

01:00:01   you put on there what was the most [TS]

01:00:03   popular at the time which conflated the [TS]

01:00:07   more recent call for welcoming changes [TS]

01:00:10   had a long career so we're talking a lot [TS]

01:00:12   of people actually we could start with [TS]

01:00:14   with the doors and move move through the [TS]

01:00:17   history of music but then so he's [TS]

01:00:18   sitting in the room he has to drink [TS]

01:00:20   water there's a sink their right so he [TS]

01:00:23   drinks he's drinking water to keep alive [TS]

01:00:24   but there's a little bit LSD in the [TS]

01:00:26   water [TS]

01:00:27   why do I need your system and so he's [TS]

01:00:31   like well why are there but you know the [TS]

01:00:33   room is pretty plain so he's just like [TS]

01:00:34   well the walls are kind of breathing but [TS]

01:00:36   it and then the TV is on and and it's [TS]

01:00:39   only one channel and it just plays like [TS]

01:00:41   him [TS]

01:00:43   it displays himself to him but just [TS]

01:00:46   slightly we just start to slightly [TS]

01:00:48   edited it slightly modified or it's just [TS]

01:00:50   like not quite how you remembers it very [TS]

01:00:53   slowly [TS]

01:00:54   it was really more Cindy grimace just [TS]

01:00:56   looking at work a little bit at a time [TS]

01:00:58   and he's in a shipping container buried [TS]

01:01:00   in the desert but there are windows in [TS]

01:01:02   the shipping container where we have put [TS]

01:01:03   some Trump loyal like there's palm trees [TS]

01:01:06   outside the window so you can open up [TS]

01:01:07   the shades and there's a little like [TS]

01:01:09   there's a diorama there where he's like [TS]

01:01:12   it looks like the outside [TS]

01:01:14   he's living in it a third graders and [TS]

01:01:16   like experiment for school little army [TS]

01:01:18   men in it [TS]

01:01:19   yeah it's just good and the outside is [TS]

01:01:21   like so you know the sit-in Marty Krofft [TS]

01:01:23   sort of like like a HR Pufnstuf HR [TS]

01:01:27   Pufnstuf but but it looks at first it [TS]

01:01:29   looks real so he's like how about the [TS]

01:01:31   window won't open it feels like he's in [TS]

01:01:34   a real place and then little by little [TS]

01:01:35   bit more and more stuff is introduced [TS]

01:01:37   that just seems like what I'll do with [TS]

01:01:39   that was the desert always that color in [TS]

01:01:41   the late charles nelson reilly walks out [TS]

01:01:43   of a top hat haha [TS]

01:01:45   I idea i just feel like little by little [TS]

01:01:49   you know and then every once in a while [TS]

01:01:51   you know I all and also will tilt the [TS]

01:01:54   floor just by I'm just like a millimeter [TS]

01:01:56   to start to tilt the floor just a [TS]

01:02:00   millimeter and time and and it's it's [TS]

01:02:03   one it's one of those optical illusion [TS]

01:02:05   things where it doesn't look tilted and [TS]

01:02:07   now writes down on his hands and knees [TS]

01:02:08   looking at the floor [TS]

01:02:10   something's fucked up yeah but but [TS]

01:02:12   there's just enough LSD in the water [TS]

01:02:14   that you can't quite be sure we should [TS]

01:02:18   be far the ideas you keep it right on [TS]

01:02:20   the edge [TS]

01:02:21   yeah yeah it's that thing when you when [TS]

01:02:23   you first take a senior like this is [TS]

01:02:24   happening I can tell is really happening [TS]

01:02:26   it should be like that for like six [TS]

01:02:27   years yeah that's right and the thing is [TS]

01:02:29   it's just an upright that it's just like [TS]

01:02:30   what is it oh my hands are so have you [TS]

01:02:33   ever looked at your hands [TS]

01:02:35   you know he's doing never really looked [TS]

01:02:37   at your hands he's all by himself right [TS]

01:02:39   in a shipping container two years in the [TS]

01:02:42   floor has dropped in one corner 22 and a [TS]

01:02:46   half millimeters this and it's just like [TS]

01:02:48   and he's looking out the window at the [TS]

01:02:50   desert and it just Sun comes up the sun [TS]

01:02:52   goes down but did you see did you see [TS]

01:02:54   that the juice [TS]

01:02:56   well what was that he's staring out the [TS]

01:02:58   window all day because it's all there is [TS]

01:02:59   to do and and then he's also in the TV [TS]

01:03:01   is on the policy shifts a little bit [TS]

01:03:04   over but it's just broadcasting this [TS]

01:03:06   loop but over the course of of years [TS]

01:03:08   like just a little bit scared shaved out [TS]

01:03:10   of the loop start things start to like [TS]

01:03:12   what was that what did I just see [TS]

01:03:13   there's a little like instant just one [TS]

01:03:16   frame dick shot [TS]

01:03:18   Oh God and then over here just over time [TS]

01:03:21   and then over also videotaping him the [TS]

01:03:23   entire time [TS]

01:03:24   mm so yeah and that you know and [TS]

01:03:27   Rumsfeld is in the shipping container [TS]

01:03:29   right next to him [TS]

01:03:30   Laurens equal burger condi rice [TS]

01:03:34   yeah it's seriously it's still extremely [TS]

01:03:40   extremely uncomfortable right now strong [TS]

01:03:42   as I want to get this done before he [TS]

01:03:43   dies of a heart attack and you know like [TS]

01:03:46   I don't want I don't want him to die of [TS]

01:03:48   a heart attack on my watch right like an [TS]

01:03:51   account here that's a pre-existing [TS]

01:03:52   condition [TS]

01:03:53   and I think probably by now his heart is [TS]

01:03:56   just mostly made of aluminum so I mean I [TS]

01:03:59   might have decades people are gonna ask [TS]

01:04:01   uh so i'm going to say if you're looking [TS]

01:04:04   for the name of that song presents [TS]

01:04:05   unusual just go to google and type in [TS]

01:04:07   pris en ciel and it should auto fill the [TS]

01:04:11   rest [TS]

01:04:11   yeah but you want their several videos [TS]

01:04:13   you want the one that starts in with the [TS]

01:04:15   classroom with the girl standing up to [TS]

01:04:17   those profits sorry and he says sica and [TS]

01:04:20   that that's how you know you're on the [TS]

01:04:21   right one because that's actually an [TS]

01:04:23   amalgam of a couple shows the route 72 [TS]

01:04:26   original with the the dance dance the [TS]

01:04:28   black the black and white dance she's [TS]

01:04:30   great [TS]

01:04:30   la danse well and you know she was she [TS]

01:04:33   was the lead actress in von Ryan's [TS]

01:04:34   express i was reading about her i was [TS]

01:04:37   googling her after seeing her in that [TS]

01:04:38   video as you do and yeah she's she [TS]

01:04:41   became a famous actress right well i [TS]

01:04:43   think was even before she did the prison [TS]

01:04:45   colonies rankings but she was a TV [TS]

01:04:46   presenter right Nelly von Ryan's express [TS]

01:04:49   what is one of those movies that pops up [TS]

01:04:51   in netflix all the time when you're like [TS]

01:04:53   I'd like to watch a world war two movie [TS]

01:04:54   that features spies at any and if you [TS]

01:04:58   put in world war two spy movie netflix [TS]

01:04:59   is like that returns no results [TS]

01:05:01   you're like okay spy movie they're like [TS]

01:05:03   that returns no results [TS]

01:05:04   you're like okay movie that returns no [TS]

01:05:06   results like I don't understand your [TS]

01:05:08   fucking algorithm you have a search [TS]

01:05:10   window i'm looking for some things it [TS]

01:05:14   never works but what they do everyone's [TS]

01:05:15   well as pop-up von Ryan's express here's [TS]

01:05:18   the thing you might like and you're like [TS]

01:05:20   well it starts Frank Sinatra so you know [TS]

01:05:22   I'm not gonna like it [TS]

01:05:23   netflix if you know anything about me [TS]

01:05:25   but then you watch it because it's a [TS]

01:05:27   world war two movie and Frank Sinatra is [TS]

01:05:30   not convincing in world war two you just [TS]

01:05:32   you know that he skipped that war [TS]

01:05:34   yeah but it's a you know it's a bit [TS]

01:05:37   there are a lot of things that I should [TS]

01:05:38   like about it it's on a train and it [TS]

01:05:41   features though the woman from prison [TS]

01:05:43   colon and some excuse so I mean maybe [TS]

01:05:46   netflix or maybe netflix knows more [TS]

01:05:48   about me than that then then I know [TS]

01:05:50   yeah as much to get a credit Frank [TS]

01:05:53   Sinatra for the one-and-done like one [TS]

01:05:55   take approaching took the things that [TS]

01:05:56   did it doesn't always make for great [TS]

01:05:58   viewing know you're watching a world war [TS]

01:06:00   two spy movie you know what they say [TS]

01:06:02   shooby dooby that's not that's not where [TS]

01:06:05   you're coming from [TS]

01:06:06   it's not hip forward he's not hip huh no [TS]

01:06:09   you're up diri you're up to your elbows [TS]

01:06:10   in mud [TS]

01:06:12   i watch that watch that movie the other [TS]

01:06:14   night I isn't new one to me on i want to [TS]

01:06:17   say netflix maybe hula but concede of it [TS]

01:06:20   is here's a whole bunch of color footage [TS]

01:06:23   from World War two [TS]

01:06:25   oh yeah so they make a TV series out of [TS]

01:06:27   that so the the narrations a little [TS]

01:06:29   clunky because what they don't want to [TS]

01:06:31   say is and here is more color footage of [TS]

01:06:34   Hitler but i have to kind of construct [TS]

01:06:36   the narrative around the footage that [TS]

01:06:37   they've got right there is pretty [TS]

01:06:38   amazing [TS]

01:06:39   it's pretty amazing Goering was head of [TS]

01:06:42   the Air Force yeah we know if you're [TS]

01:06:45   coming with the head of the air force [TS]

01:06:46   from a slightly different angle and did [TS]

01:06:49   you know the air force was run by [TS]

01:06:51   Hermann Goering there are some planes [TS]

01:06:54   which are part of the air force also [TS]

01:06:55   known as the Luftwaffe Luftwaffe I [TS]

01:06:58   watched one of those documentaries the [TS]

01:06:59   other day about girls brother Doug Doug [TS]

01:07:03   Goering know is a great magician [TS]

01:07:06   um and it was one of those i was on [TS]

01:07:09   netflix i was trying to find where to [TS]

01:07:10   spy movies that wasn't returning any [TS]

01:07:12   results and they were like maybe you'd [TS]

01:07:13   like to watch this documentary about [TS]

01:07:14   girls brother and I was like how i [TS]

01:07:16   really like is it come to this [TS]

01:07:18   you're out of your ass stuff now has it [TS]

01:07:20   am i watching a documentary about [TS]

01:07:22   courage brother [TS]

01:07:23   ok alright fine sure sure i'm not doing [TS]

01:07:27   anything [TS]

01:07:27   fine and so I watch it and it's one of [TS]

01:07:30   those things that brought originally [TS]

01:07:31   aired is it as a as a TV show so SS [TS]

01:07:35   sounds like history channel to me you [TS]

01:07:36   know they come back from commercials and [TS]

01:07:38   they kind of recapitulating the thing [TS]

01:07:39   that they just talked about [TS]

01:07:41   yes and you're like I don't is isn't [TS]

01:07:43   this is not a feature federal that's the [TS]

01:07:45   bottom of the barrel you start you start [TS]

01:07:46   you might start with the with all the [TS]

01:07:48   hitters you start with us on the pity [TS]

01:07:50   you won't show up you watch schindler's [TS]

01:07:51   list you watch all the classics right [TS]

01:07:53   yeah and then you start getting into [TS]

01:07:54   like the really good documentaries and [TS]

01:07:56   there are some really really really good [TS]

01:07:57   down here memories the the height or low [TS]

01:07:59   and i don't mean to make light of this [TS]

01:08:01   but like you know be careful the night [TS]

01:08:04   that you decide to go to archive.org and [TS]

01:08:06   actually watch the original the movies [TS]

01:08:08   that they shot the first uncover the [TS]

01:08:10   camps [TS]

01:08:11   oh yeah see this OH [TS]

01:08:13   I that's that's rough feeling they only [TS]

01:08:18   talk about this when they make that make [TS]

01:08:20   the people from the town like yeah yeah [TS]

01:08:22   going going and do the shovel and walk [TS]

01:08:24   into the shed with Apollo oh yeah won't [TS]

01:08:29   so you're emotionally emotionally [TS]

01:08:30   wrecked your it's you know your several [TS]

01:08:33   weeks into your Hitler movies and then [TS]

01:08:35   the thing is then the thing is netflix [TS]

01:08:36   is onto us there are so many World War [TS]

01:08:38   two things on Netflix and so many of [TS]

01:08:40   them sock terrible you can see you go to [TS]

01:08:43   star ratings I mean on everything is [TS]

01:08:45   already way over high rated on netflix a [TS]

01:08:47   lot of the time but when you see the [TS]

01:08:48   things that are like one half stars [TS]

01:08:50   Gary's brother one so i did you ever [TS]

01:08:54   read the book teaches sister [TS]

01:08:56   nope well so Nietzsche's sister has a [TS]

01:08:58   very fascinating story teaches sister [TS]

01:09:01   was became of Nazi nationalist unless [TS]

01:09:07   this Elizabeth firster Nita yeah and she [TS]

01:09:12   was married to vagner son or something [TS]

01:09:17   like that uh and talk about the National [TS]

01:09:21   Socialists racking yeah yeah that's [TS]

01:09:23   right and they actually went to South [TS]

01:09:25   America to form a new write a German a [TS]

01:09:31   German town in the far-off like northern [TS]

01:09:36   Argentina darker or uruguay or worse [TS]

01:09:40   parents called in the way that yet [TS]

01:09:42   germania yeah or wave in Germania and [TS]

01:09:45   they're up there in the like hacking out [TS]

01:09:48   of the jungles a Nazi town where they [TS]

01:09:52   were like and this is the beginning of [TS]

01:09:54   the whole idea that all the big Nazis [TS]

01:09:57   fled to South America after the war [TS]

01:09:58   through the Odessa files or whatever [TS]

01:10:01   through the project the verb Springer or [TS]

01:10:06   project Specter octopus project dr plus [TS]

01:10:11   Octopussy anyway they always support you [TS]

01:10:14   became a capture the shuttle right run [TS]

01:10:19   around spring up in the building [TS]

01:10:21   forestall the Bishop of Rome is helping [TS]

01:10:24   spirit these Nazis into South America to [TS]

01:10:25   be with partners [TS]

01:10:26   a sister-in-law has your cousin-in-law [TS]

01:10:29   and she's right she needs his sister and [TS]

01:10:33   they're they're insane they're [TS]

01:10:34   absolutely crazy and they're remnants of [TS]

01:10:37   this talents or musical reference i'm [TS]

01:10:40   weird should be it should be right [TS]

01:10:42   we are going to you is going home on the [TS]

01:10:48   project octopus away by Johnny our [TS]

01:10:52   sector so that isn't that book i was [TS]

01:10:56   just like tell me more [TS]

01:10:58   mmm i wanted to buy I wanted to buy a [TS]

01:11:00   ticket on lon Arab ways and fly the fuck [TS]

01:11:04   down there and see this place but you [TS]

01:11:06   know it's one of those things when you [TS]

01:11:07   get into the neighborhood and you start [TS]

01:11:09   oh yeah you start asking questions and [TS]

01:11:11   nobody wants to like what you're talking [TS]

01:11:12   about what [TS]

01:11:13   yeah no no there's nothing it's like why [TS]

01:11:15   is everybody here so blonde blue-eyed [TS]

01:11:16   and they're like keep moving [TS]

01:11:18   I'm a ceramicist I know nothing of these [TS]

01:11:20   people did you ever see that did you [TS]

01:11:22   ever see the movie about like the [TS]

01:11:24   Eichmann a like repatriating Eichmann [TS]

01:11:27   mhm from oh that's exactly the the [TS]

01:11:30   Israel went after him [TS]

01:11:32   yeah yeah and the whole ayat know there [TS]

01:11:34   was a feature film right yeah yeah [TS]

01:11:36   and although but but also their [TS]

01:11:38   documentaries about where they go back [TS]

01:11:39   there and they're just like okay we're [TS]

01:11:41   gonna sell batteries mi saw that Mossad [TS]

01:11:43   he gets out oh they are so badass [TS]

01:11:46   we're gonna stuff them in the trunk of a [TS]

01:11:47   car and we're going to drug him and [TS]

01:11:48   we're gonna we're gonna walk into the [TS]

01:11:49   airplane as though he's our drunk friend [TS]

01:11:52   ready here we go that really happened [TS]

01:11:54   yeah sure [TS]

01:11:56   crazy but so those guys sometimes go [TS]

01:11:59   down there and they're walking around [TS]

01:12:00   these villagers in there like a we're [TS]

01:12:02   looking for uh we're looking for Ben [TS]

01:12:05   Johnson you know and there and everybody [TS]

01:12:09   in the town is like no Ben Johnson here [TS]

01:12:11   but and no one by that name and its [TS]

01:12:13   really if I can you know some [TS]

01:12:15   concentration camp doctor but but anyway [TS]

01:12:19   so in the spirit of Nietzsche's sister [TS]

01:12:22   they make this movie about girls brother [TS]

01:12:24   and groom's brother seems like he was [TS]

01:12:26   kind of a fuckup and he had some Jewish [TS]

01:12:28   friends and he didn't you know and he [TS]

01:12:29   was he was nice to them and he saved [TS]

01:12:31   some people but he was no Schindler and [TS]

01:12:34   you're watching this thing in the and [TS]

01:12:36   the guy that's making the documentary is [TS]

01:12:37   like Curren brothers you know needs to [TS]

01:12:40   be real [TS]

01:12:40   reappraised by history because he [TS]

01:12:42   actually saved all these people and he [TS]

01:12:44   was a true hero of the of the war and [TS]

01:12:48   then you watch that the film that he's [TS]

01:12:51   making the case for this and it's like a [TS]

01:12:53   girl's brother just kind of you he would [TS]

01:12:55   just say like the people the cops would [TS]

01:12:58   come and try to arrest him for [TS]

01:12:59   moonshining maybe like you know my name [TS]

01:13:02   is Ben Goering and the cops will be like [TS]

01:13:06   oh sorry sorry and they don't run away [TS]

01:13:08   like and it's not very heroic [TS]

01:13:10   yeah just know it's heroic just in [TS]

01:13:12   context like you next his brother [TS]

01:13:14   yeah right i mean he was like he was [TS]

01:13:16   milking his brother to get some stuff [TS]

01:13:18   and every once awhile that involves like [TS]

01:13:20   saving some Jews but it was like like he [TS]

01:13:23   saved 62 11 people not exactly i mean [TS]

01:13:28   it's not bad you wanted you and a little [TS]

01:13:30   bit helps but it sort of not i mean he's [TS]

01:13:33   probably in the pantheon of heroes in [TS]

01:13:35   Israel so i can look at this spoiler [TS]

01:13:38   alert uh so i went to trial huh oh yeah [TS]

01:13:40   and he didn't kill himself they killed [TS]

01:13:42   execution by hanging look at you yeah I [TS]

01:13:44   wasn't really that was a big deal that [TS]

01:13:46   they set him up in the glass cage and [TS]

01:13:49   they they did the whole thing where they [TS]

01:13:50   were like you're gonna listen to this [TS]

01:13:52   every bit of it and he said there with [TS]

01:13:54   his grouchy look and said I apologize [TS]

01:13:56   for nothing huh [TS]

01:13:58   it was a real it was a time SS over [TS]

01:14:01   sturm bond cure em at the house and held [TS]

01:14:04   the title that's not a storm bomb for [TS]

01:14:07   her it's an overturned no Christian yeah [TS]

01:14:10   that's Sam is a lieutenant colonel [TS]

01:14:12   yeah he's over the stern brown for [TS]

01:14:13   should stop file that's the thing as you [TS]

01:14:16   move up the ranks of German a military [TS]

01:14:19   they just added another word [TS]

01:14:21   let's get insane if you go and look [TS]

01:14:22   again we're looking at the pages for how [TS]

01:14:24   they come up with these names [TS]

01:14:25   it's bananas yeah what do you want to [TS]

01:14:28   six star general in germany 0 if you [TS]

01:14:31   come to seize seats inside of your home [TS]

01:14:35   see ya see I don't go gettin any known [TS]

01:14:39   as a star the it's just stupid stupid [TS]

01:14:42   stupid stupid sissy start waffle a bunch [TS]

01:14:46   aissa oh lolz i know i believe i think [TS]

01:14:51   you know injury [TS]

01:14:52   in German army your private and then [TS]

01:14:55   your ass troop private and your Hoover [TS]

01:14:57   Street private and then that you just [TS]

01:14:59   keep adding words onto it until it until [TS]

01:15:01   you get to six star general you get to [TS]

01:15:03   be it [TS]

01:15:04   oh goodness oh my goodness Field Marshal [TS]

01:15:07   you could be a non-virtual a younger and [TS]

01:15:10   shoots and overshoots a overshoots a [TS]

01:15:12   master manav Hulkster minus stops shots [TS]

01:15:15   pure a rot rotten fewer roof and over [TS]

01:15:18   rocks and fewer yeah those are the bad [TS]

01:15:20   ones over winter char fewer see then you [TS]

01:15:25   get a higher up you get to the Oberst [TS]

01:15:27   over sturm bond fewer that's what the [TS]

01:15:30   guys you can be a group and fewer and [TS]

01:15:32   over group and fewer 100 burst group and [TS]

01:15:36   fewer Oberst group and fewer yep that's [TS]

01:15:39   a lot of your yeah cuz cross your Oberst [TS]

01:15:42   like a cutter anyway [TS]

01:15:45   mm-hmm little covered a lot of grand was [TS]

01:15:50   for moving [TS]

01:15:51   listen to god damn it i don't know [TS]

01:15:59   before i know it is ISA ISA me I didn't [TS]

01:16:03   see the same goddamn water let's take my [TS]

01:16:04   pills every day he moved it there [TS]

01:16:07   that's exactly right just go into the [TS]

01:16:09   middle of the night moves class little [TS]

01:16:11   bit just just 01 tiny thumbprint on his [TS]

01:16:16   glasses [TS]

01:16:16   we're like i mentioned include you going [TS]

01:16:22   to start going to import a little bit of [TS]

01:16:23   water on his crotch is that I start to [TS]

01:16:25   think he's wetting the bed I'm gonna [TS]

01:16:26   take off [TS]

01:16:27   he doesn't know why got it there's more [TS]

01:16:31   water in the toilet today more everyday [TS]

01:16:32   little bit more water in the toilet [TS]

01:16:35   oh so upset [TS]

01:16:38   it should you just keep you just keep [TS]

01:16:41   putting slightly smaller shoes and ships [TS]

01:16:45   before all swollen up there's something [TS]

01:16:54   in the water huh can't stop drinking it [TS]

01:16:59   I'm going so far as to imagine that the [TS]

01:17:03   like how you would drip [TS]

01:17:06   the more precise amount of LSD into the [TS]

01:17:08   water [TS]

01:17:09   you have to have a little please use tor [TS]

01:17:10   when you're searching for that up how [TS]

01:17:15   much LSD to drug Cheney do i do it sound [TS]

01:17:20   phlegmy no I'm well no is it a character [TS]

01:17:24   of mind though that i am i'm like i have [TS]

01:17:26   too much I too much yellow bile don't [TS]

01:17:30   think so I mean awful i well yeah what [TS]

01:17:33   is that [TS]

01:17:34   respiratory disease and heart disease [TS]

01:17:36   grip could be could be [TS]

01:17:41   dropsy the i don't know i don't know i [TS]

01:17:44   mean i-i wouldn't have you know i don't [TS]

01:17:46   want to have a wet humor you know what I [TS]

01:17:48   mean [TS]

01:17:48   uh-huh I mean I want my I want my humors [TS]

01:17:51   to be appropriately boost what are the [TS]

01:17:54   right [TS]

01:17:54   what are the humors that you want unless [TS]

01:17:56   you get automatic you got the Pollock [TS]

01:17:58   yep your caloric I got uh what about [TS]

01:18:02   outside that's because like right well [TS]

01:18:04   the there's melancholic melancholic all [TS]

01:18:07   right right and there's a bodily humors [TS]

01:18:09   there's uh there's flu medication which [TS]

01:18:14   is what i'm hoping not to be and [TS]

01:18:16   sanguine I mean you are saying this case [TS]

01:18:18   a lot of blood [TS]

01:18:18   yes a good a lot of blood but that but [TS]

01:18:21   again that's so that's a wet humor [TS]

01:18:22   that's moist em the dry humors are [TS]

01:18:25   automatic is relaxed and peaceful [TS]

01:18:28   yeah that's where Tom but again that's a [TS]

01:18:33   wet one two that's like cold and wet [TS]

01:18:34   clearing is short-tempered and irritable [TS]

01:18:37   and that's a that's a hot that's hot [TS]

01:18:39   that's up to talk about Chinese energies [TS]

01:18:41   my dries know Nicole agree on chi the [TS]

01:18:45   the AH goodnight everybody [TS]

01:18:51   I was stupid but I'm so that's just dumb [TS]