Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hello hi John [TS]

00:00:12 ◼   ► Merlin man John Roderick we stand on [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► guard for thee [TS]

00:00:21 ◼   ► yeah that's interesting why when you say [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► my name in song form it always sounds [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► like a him like a Methodist him [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► ma its soft almost like praying John [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► Rother John Roderick I just met a man [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► named John Roderick on now it sounds [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► like a musical i'm doing Maria no that's [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► just what's your stance on musicals [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► oh they always make me uncomfortable you [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► know there's so much of culture and I'm [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► gonna say popular culture culture [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► yep that makes me wins i walk into it [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► wincing stand-up comedy shows in prov [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► bands i don't know a people's first [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► novel youtube videos i just go into it [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► i'm just waiting to get like it's like [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► I'm waiting to get whacked in the face [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► with a cricket bat because the I'm just [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► like oh don't owe most stuff is so awful [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► please don't be awful a minute is is [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► it's the breaking into song i'm guessing [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► well I mean some of those great musicals [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► where there's a lot of dancing and stuff [TS]

00:01:29 ◼   ► is going to tell he's going to go is [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► integrated with him I think it's the [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► songs i think a lot of the songs that [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► just don't think are good songs oh man [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► that's funny it's the songs that I like [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► yeah i know that's the songs that a lot [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► of people like mean there's a lot of [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► musicals that I mean I just want to [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► clarify i don't consider myself to be [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► like a Broadway musical person i mean i [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► don't i don't know chapter and verse but [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► there are a dozen me schools where I [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► would I so my favorite songs in the [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► world come from this mean look at all [TS]

00:02:01 ◼   ► the all the Fred Astaire songs while [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► everywhere he introduced as Cole Porter [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► songs that we now consider standards and [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► the movies are a little bit of a slog [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► like jesus christ superstar i'm going to [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► watch that one [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► watch that every more 27 years the songs [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► in that pump pump pump pump pump pump [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► pump my mind is clear now do you think [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► your they say you are a blast start to [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► think that's because the musical episode [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► we'll just sing songs I there's we [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► watched Jesus Christ Superstar in my [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► ninth grade social studies class [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► yeah because it was in that so in ninth [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► grade East High School in Anchorage had [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► a school within a school it was called [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► schools in school or as a terrible name [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► SWS that would look terrible on a jersey [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► SWS and SWS had its own building which [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► was connected to east high school by way [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► of a two-story corridor like a like an X [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► external corridor sure just wasn't in [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► school just in school suspension or [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► something [TS]

00:03:11 ◼   ► no it was SWS and it had its own [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► principal and its own faculty and it was [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► a program that you had to I can supply [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► for and get into within east high and I [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► think the general population of East [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► High School considered SWS to be the [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► freaks and geeks and it was that the [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► principal at the time was named dr. [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► Richard creek ER and he were a lot of [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► turtlenecks and had a an afro [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► did he have rap sessions did he turn the [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► chair around and he did absolutely later [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► on my good friend Don shackelford became [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► the principal of SWS and he was a pal [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► and even though he even though Don [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► shackelford was the one that reported me [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► for having pipe bombs in my locker right [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► for which I was given an emergency [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► suspension dan and and Don ratted me out [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► this is when he was still in English [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► teacher and he was disappointed he was [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► very disappointed in me and then he [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► became a very good friend and a mentor [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► but so SWS I went into that school [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► freshman year because I felt like that's [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► where I belong right with the freaks and [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► geeks and you know you would take norm [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► well you take some normal classes in in [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► East I but most of your classes weren't [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► SWS and all of the teachers were hippies [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► there was duck blanket stop who had a [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► red beard and was a little spit of an [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► elfin character my biology teacher was [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► it looks like Steve Jobs a talk to his [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► teacher and attractions turtlenecks into [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► his jeans that sounds very experimental [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► it was very experimental and my social [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► studies teacher was a wonderful woman [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► and her idea of like social studies was [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► like let's watch Jesus Christ Superstar [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► let's talk about sheep you know but they [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► would show money python episodes mean [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► real freaks and geeks and then at the [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► end of my freshman year it was [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► determined that i did not have the [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► discipline to be in such a rigorous [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► program that required self-determination [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► now is determined by the hippie teachers [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► yeah because they were couches in SWS [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► you could go [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► you could go down to the I mean that it [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► was the school was carpeted so it wasn't [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► like a school it was like a big hippie [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► tower and and so after after my freshman [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► year it was like clear to everybody that [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► i was taking advantage of of the laxity [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► yeah and spending a lot of time sitting [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► on the couches and so I was booted back [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► into the regular school but SWS was [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► connected to the regular school by these [TS]

00:05:57 ◼   ► corridors so i would just go i would [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► skip class and go to SWS and sit on the [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► couches but I wasn't in SW s so they [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► could not like that you kicked me out [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► already kicked you out already kicked me [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► out I forged a hall pass at one point [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► and I you know I remained in newspaper [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► and the newspaper was in SW s so i was [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► there all the time I would go sit on [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► shackleford office you feel did you feel [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► left out did you feel rejected no it [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► turned out that I'd that it was true i [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► didn't belong in SW s what i believe [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► what I belong din was this sort of [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► special class the adjunct class you know [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► I like to be in a special class and a [TS]

00:06:34 ◼   ► special class was in the regular [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► population of east high school but [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► welcome [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► in SWS and you know I could I could be [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► in both worlds and that's what I see you [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► sleep in gen-pop but but you're also [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► your AAA where they call it in the [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► prison you're a alka trustee the trustee [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► that's right so and for instance all the [TS]

00:06:52 ◼   ► real honors classes all the kids that [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► were going to ivy league schools they [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► didn't they never cross the threshold [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► interests of us didn't want anything to [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► do with it because it had that had the [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► taint it had the head of the stench of [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► Dungeons and Dragons mhm i know that [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► stench [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► yeah so stay away from their said the [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► kids that were going places if you [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► wanted to get into Dartmouth you didn't [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► want anything to do with a special [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► program you wanted to excel in the [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► normal program so John hate to do this [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► to me in front of all these people but [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► you know a great way to communicate what [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► you just described over here all year [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► you get you got all the social dinner on [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► on the track to go to schools you cross [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► over a literal corridor to get to the [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► big hippie tower for the weirdos [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► yeah it was one weird they couldn't fit [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► in sounds good musical yeah does this [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► would be a really good musical too weird [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► for SWS yeah I'm just it's just blue sky [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► solution earring but I mean I'm just [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► saying that would be a musical first of [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► all so many relationships on a lot like [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► a romantic comedy where it starts out [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► with some opposition and then that kind [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► of grudging respect because a buddy [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► movie for a while and eventually fall in [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► love I like to think of them as romantic [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► drama tease em because the drama kind of [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► starts to start to it get in there it's [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► like is this funny i'm not sure this is [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► funny company's all about editing it's [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► all about knowing where to cut it off it [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► it's like it's funny but it's sort of [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► like uncomfortable funny [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► yeah right so romantic dramedy I feel as [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► is appropriate [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► drama drama drama drama that's precisely [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► it here on drum the problem with the rom [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► drum is when you spell it looks like rom [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► dram yeah people think they got a fancy [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► word for taking a drink [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► yeah but it's not it's wrong drum and [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► that geeks would know that uh of the [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► geeks for sure know it [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► I'm so yeah so I mean there was right [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► yeah there we were it was the eighties [TS]

00:08:46 ◼   ► we were in a special program I maybe I'm [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► this projection but I i think this is [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► mostly true from [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► most people is that for most of your use [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► your very careful about picking the [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► things where you stick out [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► mhm especially if your college track [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► type normal kid is that you know you [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► want to be recognized as getting the [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► best grade on this physical science [TS]

00:09:10 ◼   ► class test right but you don't want [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► people to notice that you've got like [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► the cheap version of the izod or [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► whatever right and i think most of us [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► and I i see this in my kids school I see [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► it everywhere people don't want people [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► don't want to be noticed as as sticking [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► out [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► mhm I mean I know it sounds really [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► obvious point but i think it when you [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► say something like well we're gonna have [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► this program to help these kids are [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► these kids are these kids are these kids [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► anytime you're being taken out of class [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► it feels a little exceptional yep and [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► you don't really want that you want to [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► be in the normal class [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► yeah either way you don't want to be you [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► don't want to be in the remedial class [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► you know one really be in the [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► exceptional class unless unless there [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► are some true privileges attended to it [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► and in my case the biggest privilege was [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► to be able to wrote this is what all i [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► wanted in high school to be able to roam [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► the halls freely while everyone else was [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► in class [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► that's the dream is it and to pop into [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► classes where the teacher welcome to me [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► as a friend and so you know you eat [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► lunch in the band room that's got a lot [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► wrapped up in it you got the specialness [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► of being able to move freely like you [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► get diplomatic papers and also the [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► implicit buddina sand peer relationship [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► i'm going to pop & Co how Mr family's [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► doing today exactly precedes precisely [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► when I don't know why I keep saying [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► foresee small what is where does that [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► come from sherry because because because [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► France a francis a little bit fancy and [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► I love France but yeah you pop in [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► you used to be in the debate class but [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► then you got kicked out of debate class [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► because you didn't ever take it [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► seriously and you just got up in it and [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► provide you accessorize debating which [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► isn't what they're looking for [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► so you get kicked out of debate club but [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► everybody in there knows you and likes [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► you and the teacher likes you so you pop [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► into the debate club [TS]

00:10:52 ◼   ► yep sit around kick your feet up you [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► know today I know you like you said [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► you'd like to argue with text [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► yeah so like today they should have a [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► francis club for people like to type [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► yeah the whole different the whole [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► different line of reasoning you know [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► things would move [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► move a lot faster you move it along I [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► mean I could I could chase any high [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► school class by texting have to hide a [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► lot of kids would love that if they just [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► text me the questions i would text him [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► the answers [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► Oh problem solved would you send a [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► shoulder shrug made out of little [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► characters i don't really do a lot of [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► the emoticon me mayor particularly not [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► those emoticons where you have to copy [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► it off of somebody else's feed because [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► you don't have to make them yourself [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► yeah yeah I don't want to do that stuff [TS]

00:11:35 ◼   ► but yeah I mean and I and ultimately [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► that extends to colleges like certainly [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► evergreen but also read college and [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► Colorado College these colleges that are [TS]

00:11:47 ◼   ► like they're good colleges people try to [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► get in them i wanted to go to them but [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► there's also a 10 attempt to them like a [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► well it's that smell like Reed College [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► is a good college but you know that [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► they're making their own acid there in [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► their dorm rooms [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► yeah and so it's like not it does just [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► doesn't quite have the it's just not a [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► normal college you would see that [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► constantly new college because it's you [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► know it doesn't think I've described the [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► college combines a lot of the fruity [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► stuff from all the different schools but [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► all in one place so there's no grades [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► you get written evaluations you do your [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► own class you can make up your own [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► classes make up here on major you [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► independent study in January every you [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► know three of three independent study [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► projects while you're there you can just [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► see how different people would handle [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► that in different ways you could get [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► like baking bread could be your [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► independent study project as long as [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► somebody was willing willing to sponsor [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► it whereas other people were like you [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► know writing a novel in a month [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► like when they're you know 19 years old [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► or they're doing some kind of like [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► research internship we're actually going [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► like working [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► who the hell are these kids that can [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► actually shoulder the responsibility of [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► independent study how could who has that [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► kind of self-awareness at that age it's [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► staggering and any other there are [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► enough of them the whole programs are [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► devoted to them like oh I'm gonna [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► independent studies something it's like [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► independent study was absolutely code [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► for me that you can wander the halls and [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► nobody will you [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► well that's not very much the same [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► feeling yeah you know you have lunch in [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► the bandroom you go pop by SWS sittin [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► Shackleford's office for a while [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► jack says can you be in class and you [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► know haha and he says haha and you think [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► this is paradise [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► yeah I look at my last year of high [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► school and the stuff that you could do [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► and it really does seem like another [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► world what the most obvious when maybe [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► smoking area if you were 16 years old if [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► you were 16 because that was the age to [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► buy cigarettes in Florida if you were 16 [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► you could smoke cigarettes at school [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► like there's a slow is called the [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► smoking area [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► yeah it seems the scenes are utterly [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► amazing to me right now that you could [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► go and as a sixteen-year-old going to [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► smoke cigarettes one there's a lot of [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► things like this but the one that really [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► got me and I have to say because i had a [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► lot of same tendencies as you the one [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► that was my undoing was that if you were [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► can't believe more people didn't do this [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► because they're smarter than me you're [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► 18 years of age your senior you could [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► sign yourself out of school at any point [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► as long as you'd been there i think for [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► two periods three periods but definitely [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► around lunchtime like 4th period you [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► just go to the office and hannah a [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► little uh little piece of paper you sign [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► yourself up and I would do that i did [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► that especially the last semester I [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► never skip school and I mean I didn't I [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► didn't skip and play hooky I didn't like [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► skip classes but i would literally sign [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► myself out of school before i got a [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► science class [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► justjust what you're saying right now [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► sign yourself out of school [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► it still gives me a warm fuzzy feeling [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► like me to set right it's always there [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► just as comfort comfort to know you're [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► never more than like you know if he [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► doesn't step from being done with school [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► for today and for me it came in the form [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► of I've told you I've told you before [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► about my experience with being editor of [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► the east high school newspaper the [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► Zephyr where I believed that I was the [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► editor and the new newspaper's so blue [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► blankets up was the was the newspaper [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► teacher and I was groomed to be the [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► editor throughout my entire high school [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► career and then my senior year I walked [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► into class two weeks before school [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► started I was already at the school [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► introducing myself around to the new [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► teachers in the summer your mat Fisher I [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► fucking was I went to introduce myself [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► to the teachers like [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► hey you're new at least I I just thought [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► you should know who the seniors are and [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► who in particular is running the senior [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► class and it's gonna be me and alone I [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► can be better for everybody if you know [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► who to pay attention to that's right [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► let's develop a relationship right now [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► and i went to the newspaper teacher and [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► i said hi I'm John I'll be a senior this [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► year and i'm the editor of the paper and [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► we should get to know each other and she [TS]

00:15:54 ◼   ► was like um I'm the teacher and i [TS]

00:15:58 ◼   ► thought i would be the editor of the [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► paper because I'm you know because and I [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► was like what [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► no no the teacher isn't the editor of [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► the paper here's how we do it is time [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► there's a student editor which was on [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► the coach being the quarterback exactly [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► it's like what are you fucking talking [TS]

00:16:12 ◼   ► about you're going to be the other and [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► she was a young teachers brand-new [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► nothing just lot to learn [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► oh we went to war and she decided that [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► the fact that I thought that I was the [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► editor of the entitlement that I show [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► who she was gonna teach me a lesson by [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► not letting me be the editor but I [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► walked that school like I was the editor [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► and Iran that paper Iran that paper from [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► a non editor position and fucking was [TS]

00:16:36 ◼   ► the editor that paper you're the puppet [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► Evan you thank you that's exactly right [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► I'm the I'm the I'm the other pope who [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► dragged in France sir Leopold Abby own [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► on a danza dines Don's Don's loof sans [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► the roof sir lemare pretty small and so [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► I ran that paper but the first thing I [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► did was I made a press pass your you're [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► just one giant fucking West Anders it [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► wasn't laminated it and laminated i [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► press pass down to the office down to [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► the dance opposite number in the real [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► school till now in SWS took it down to [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► the real office where they had like a [TS]

00:17:16 ◼   ► whole bunch of secretaries and stuff [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► like SWS just had a receptionist who sat [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► out in front of Don Shackleford's office [TS]

00:17:23 ◼   ► from early Richard Krieger that the real [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► school had 10 secretaries and I went [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► down there and I was like I need to get [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► this laminated and they laminated it [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► without asking because i was John [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► Roderick editor of the newspaper and I [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► had a press pass and then I which I [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► would flash that press pass to the [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► security guards who roamed the halls to [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► make sure that nobody was true and [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► you not only for your own credentials [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► you actually from whole cloth you made [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► up the whole idea that there could be [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► credentials yeah there was no press pass [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► that was not a thing no one had ever had [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► one but I made one and I and because the [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► circular could security guards at school [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► knew me very well the first time I show [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► you know that first week of school I was [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► like a press pass and they were like [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► okay and the entire rest of the year I [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► could roam the halls with my press pass [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► after doing a doing coverage doing stuff [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► i was going down to talk to a teacher [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► about a story i was working on [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► absolutely i had to I had to be here [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► right now i'm working on a story and I [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► actually showed that thing to teachers [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► too and they would be like okay it was [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► it was G it was absolutely it was really [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► I peaked right that at that moment the [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► moment that I had that press pass [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► laminated [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► I that was as good as I was ever going [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► to be 0 and I oh it was great i would [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► just I would flaunt it i would just walk [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► down the halls just stroll one eating a [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► Hershey bar with almonds [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► mmm press pass the top of the world MA [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► they never checked it after a while they [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► didn't change is gonna sell it that [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► first time you sell it and it's like [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► yeah and the thing was I i did at the [TS]

00:19:00 ◼   ► paper I wrote for articles every issue [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► I mean it was i was working that was [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► that was something I actually worked [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► hard i wish i had a press pass now you [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► can make one we're gonna we're gonna buy [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► some lamination stuff everything seems [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► more real when it's laminated my [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► daughter has a biweekly spelling [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► assignment where she's got her for ten [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► spelling words or five sight words and [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► then you have to do projects you pick [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► the projects where you can like you [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► could like drop shaving cream you can [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► make it chocolate pudding you can make a [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► fancy on the computer [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► however you wanna do it and we like to [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► make flashcards so today my mexican some [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► lamination materials so if you want [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► anything laminated you know just send it [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► to me and I can make that for you [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► thank you i know i'm having a lamination [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► the facility in your house is not a [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► terrible idea [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► it's a wonderful idea and you know that [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► it has to be the right kind of [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► lamination you don't want bubbles in it [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► people people see bubble in your [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► laminated press pass in there like this [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► forgery [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► the Secretary's they know what they're [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► doing but yeah if it's laminated [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► properly it's not afford really think it [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► helps if it's thick and has really nice [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► satisfying curved edges it's gonna be [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► shouldn't be sharp gonna have curved [TS]

00:20:10 ◼   ► edges and frankly I had a pair of shears [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► and i worked on the curve of the edges [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► of my press pass over the course of [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► senior year I was always improving it [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► and just making it seem more and more [TS]

00:20:22 ◼   ► official [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► this is a big problem with the schools [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► and i'm going to say i'm going to say [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► it's a problem with parenting is you [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► don't realize that what kids do in order [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► to be dishonest and lazy is some of the [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► most interesting [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► Frank and and useful work that they will [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► do figuring out how to game shit is one [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► of the great skills of a young person [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► trying to teach my daughter this i'm [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► very proud of her when she figures out [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► how to trick me i'm not super bright but [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► you know but don't smart enough with a [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► whisper loud about what your plan is I [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► think I mentioned this to you that I [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► mean I was explained to my daughter that [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► one of the ways we express my wife and [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► tickler and and I was telling my [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► daughter you can't whisper really loud [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► to me let's tickle mom and so introduced [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► to her the idea that one of the programs [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► working on it was called of planting [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► false flag and she literally return to [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► my daughter and my wife on the couch and [TS]

00:21:12 ◼   ► set its called false flag [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► oh you believe that you know that that's [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► an area of improvement i'm gonna get the [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► kid a laminator yep [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► you know maybe i don't know i don't know [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► III just like a kid learning to be [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► tricky is not necessarily a terrible [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► thing it's not a criminal thing to clear [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► out with a feather when you say easy [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► um yeah you got it I mean I realized [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► this with my kid not very long ago I [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► realized that she was a dominant child [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► and was going to be in everybody's face [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► all the time and that what she needed to [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► do is learn a little subterfuge [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► yeah you know just like hey lady it's [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► okay to get to try and get people to do [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► what you want but like you gotta can't [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► put a little spin on the ball you know [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► don't just goes [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► don't just stand there just with the [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► what palming the basketball just putting [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► it in their face like taunting them with [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► your power you got to do a little harlem [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► globetrotter stuff you have a set up a [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► ladder get a laugh yeah [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► you get a ladder not have a bucket of [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► confetti yep there's a lot of things Rip [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► Taylor and the Harlem Globetrotters can [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► teach us lie a lot about life fucking [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► and also remember god dammit [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► remember it's a hustle it's a hustle you [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► go and watch you go and watch that pool [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► hustling movie with the guy from the [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► spaghetti sauce that has the point of [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► the Hustle is you have to make them [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► think that they can win that's that's [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► the con con its confidence in you [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► well there's the there's the there's the [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► guy with the there's the there's a [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► spaghetti sauce guy when he's the [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► hustler right now for honeymooners well [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► and then that's right with the [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► honeymooner and then there's the hustle [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► movie where it's the guy from bartender [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► the movie [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► oh it's been in his bottles and stuff oh [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► yeah but the guy from FX but you owe ya [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► big either from the yeah I don't like me [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► to mention Scientology on the program [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► but he's and is famous for that he's [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► nosy man [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► have some respect to the hustle talk [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► about the hustle whoo all man they know [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► the hostel hold these cans so so second [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► that they're literally can't [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► yeah it's we gotta teach them my side I [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► saw an e-meter i watched a lot of signs [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► there seemed to be a really mean I have [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► let me just say that like between [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► professional wrestling and scientology i [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► I've seen a lot of documentaries and [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► it's still amazing to me inside huh [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► I mean it really they really have not [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► tried to make the e meter look like any [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► more than a fisher-price toy when we [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► talk about Scientology I really get the [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► feeling that our German fans sit up in [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► their chairs they said they moved moved [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► to the edge of the chairs they really [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► are let that put their hands on their [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► headphones like I'll tell us more [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► mhm but but there is I do feel like [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► finish to Scientology talk I feel like [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► the the ER actor friends a little [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► uncomfortable [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► well you know it's a little it's a lot [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► about who you know you know [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► oh yeah I'm just saying I'm just saying [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► there are some things that I believe [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► this i believe I i believe i believe in [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► a believable [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► go ahead i believe in kindness and [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► trying to teach their side of I talked [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► to some friends of mine they have the [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► rules of the house written by the front [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► door [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► you can stop now [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► rules of the house on like on a [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► chalkboard or like in a painting and [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► they've written in permit rock and and [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► where the rules of the house that I [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► think about all the time because i [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► really like it a lot it says you don't [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► have to be nice but you have to be kind [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► and I think that's a really really good [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► distinction like being nice that's [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► something you tell girls when you're [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► asked him to smile but kindness to me is [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► a good thing and I think you can still [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► be kind and trick people [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► it's a big part of tricking people as [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► being kind a big part of being kind is [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► tricking people [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► well yeah it works both ways you know [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► what I mean like there are a lot of [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► people so this is the thing there lies [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► of omission and there lies the lies of [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► delight [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► mhm and there's a there you are doing [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► people favors sometimes but it's also a [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► trick her into learning that you know [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► kindness kindness is a good thing in [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► general like being kind being polite and [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► I think all these words mean different [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► things being polite is a fantastic thing [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► like saying please and thank you wow you [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► have no idea how much shit in life you [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► are going to get away with by saying [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► please and thank you [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► but also being polite this is the thing [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► don't pick your nose [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► I mean if you're gonna pick your nose [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► not know where i can see it listen [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► there's but there's I mean there are a [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► lot of reasons to pick your nose and one [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► of them is just that it's fucking [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► pleasurable it's just like touching your [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► clitoris except it's in your nose so [TS]

00:25:31 ◼   ► let's not like a jigsaw puzzle you don't [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► do that in a restaurant [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► no and that's what I took clitoris part [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► either one [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► yeah don't pick your nose don't pick [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► your clitoris in a restaurant but it's [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► this is not gonna work great musical [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► people's bad [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► that's right don't think you know [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► there's a handful of things that you [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► never knew there's a couple of things [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► you should never do don't pick your nose [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► or your clitoris even if your name is [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► Doris no matter how good that meal is [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► keep your finger out of your crotch [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► oh I love this musical everything's free [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► in America Jesus Christ in America is it [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► didn't already marina where are you now [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► my god we this that's what we need right [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► now in this culture we need real Marino [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► and we need run we need Rip Torn ship [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► repair the rift Taylor know we need rip [TS]

00:26:24 ◼   ► torn ripped or was fantastic i love him [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► on that comedy Garry Shandling show it [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► was yeah you know I'm Rita Moreno was [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► the first person i knew of as [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► you got she's like the original guy [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► doesn't she fucking top you got she's [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► amazing she's amazing [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► there's this I don't you ever seen west [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► side story heard it come on [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► okay yeah because there's a thing in [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► there and like I stuff here this [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► especially the youtube video you can [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► watch this the one called quintet which [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► is like everyone everything is coming [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► together and like we're gonna do that [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► tonight [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► no 29 and does all the songs come [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► together and all the gangs are walking [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► together it really marinas put on our [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► stockings and it's totally awesome and [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► it's like a supercut new know it's about [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► two thirds two thirds of the way in and [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► it's right before the action really like [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► fucking goes down the games are getting [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► ready i gotta have their way to my and [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► then anybody can find out that but I [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► never heard any we have solved so it's [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► all the songs and it keeps popping [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► around you're popping around you're [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► going over to what's-his-name and are [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► you got your natalie wood [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► ah well that's powerful nobody does that [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► anymore i don't always want to sit down [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► and have three hours of that but you [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► know almost a little bit of story with [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► the fringe on top you know you know what [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► it is it's basically it's basically the [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► going to the mattresses seen from [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► Godfather so much so much a montage but [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► it's happening right now it's a montage [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► it's happening and the songs are linking [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► up the songs are like POW in key with [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► each other [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► yeah i went to i was forced now forced [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► into right Hamilton every satellite [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► Hamilton no no I'm not gonna lie I was [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► not forced to to to consume Hamilton i [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► think i should consume Hamilton it's [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► kind of a mean right now this is worse [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► than that i was forced to consume the [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► movie hurston Hamilton well worse than [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► being forced to consume Hamilton yes is [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► being forced to consume this movie with [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► the robert de niro and the girl who [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► nasal Manic Pixie dream girl in turn the [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► intern [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► oh dears i was forced to consume this [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► movie I i happen to really like her I [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► have dreams about her and I there's [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► nowhere would see that movie [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► she is a you know she's very she's very [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► exciting particularly in this role as a [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► CEO who everything the script keeps [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► saying the script keeps putting in [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► people's miles in this movie like oh [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► she's really tough to work with she's a [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► real ball breaker she's a tough [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► CEO lady but the character actually has [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► written and played it she breaks into [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► tears all the time she's flighty and [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► can't decide [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► she's a Manic Pixie dream girl I who is [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► apparently the CEO of this company but [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► everybody all the script indicators are [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► like all she's a real powerhouse and [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► it's the incongruity is is jarring into [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► the twist is that particular robert de [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► niro is the intern Robertson arrows the [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► intern he's an old man he wears a suit [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► every day he comes from the old school [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► and then first they don't get along very [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► well they don't get along at all that's [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► right she doesn't she know she doesn't [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► need this kind of adult supervision and [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► he is just very patient he's absolutely [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► like a Dharma and I talk to you about [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► Buddhism he's um he's a he's a Jesus [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► warmer [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► you know what I mean you can't leave the [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► swarm that use the form of a Buddha [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► stupa shaman that's right he's a British [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► warmer and he just sits there on his [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► toadstool she's very very wise is why is [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► that he's waiting and he does menial [TS]

00:29:48 ◼   ► tasks without complaining which is what [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► wise old men do in order to eventually [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► earn the trust of everyone in the end [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► you know young guys look up to him and [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► they want to they want to wear their tie [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► the same way that he does etcetera [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► etcetera [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► you can write the script yourself tom [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► but someone has to a little bit of the [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► robert deniro in this movie problem is [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► it's like it's like wooden fonds was in [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► night shift planning its tight right so [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► then so the first movie The Godfather is [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► good that he was good movie [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► he was but it's the first movie he does [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► after happy days playing low status and [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► he's playing low status he's like he's [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► like a wiener and you're like no [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► government no no not the Fonz [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► yeah i mean anybody but the phones and [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► then you realize all these great but you [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► but the rest of his life you know Henry [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► Winkler can't I mean the every other [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► role he did were roles that Allinol the [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► rejected for being too wimpy because [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► he's like I don't want to be the fonz [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► and he's had a great like third career [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► though he's wonderful [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► henry winkler's wonderful but Robert De [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► Niro he's like he's like limping around [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► in this movie and you think is taking an [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► extended like victory lap at this point [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► I don't know what does he need the money [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► well you know actors work you know they [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► like right now working working is good [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► it keeps you young keep it relevant but [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► no you still still kinda hoping me and [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► you have one more in you have one more [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► than she's gonna blow us out of the [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► water this is vito corleone he went back [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► he went back to the to the olive oil guy [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► and stabbed him in the chest and then [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► like through is fucking glove atom or [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► whatever that whatever he stabs him and [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► he throws like a I don't know what he [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► throws his life a pair of pow [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► uh-huh and and now he's like limping [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► through this book movie where he's like [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► planning and in turn i just can't i [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► can't sell its goodfellas 25 years ago [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► now it wasn't good fellows was about [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► events that were ten years prior to the [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► 20 all the concerts on Lufthansa heist i [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► think was in least 78 yeah yeah we're [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► heading the movie came out at 9191 yeah [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► it's like it's like 12 years and now [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► it's 25 years from the movie The oh come [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► but like what would you know name an [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► awesome Robert De Niro movie post-1990 [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► one you got analyze this analyze me [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► nope get analized nope final analysis [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► no I don't accept them triptalk don't [TS]

00:32:22 ◼   ► accept it [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► final answer what does this little [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► village outside been right here he did [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► is he did I saw a movie where he wear [TS]

00:32:33 ◼   ► his family was under attack by some [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► terrorists that was like an attempt to [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► get him back into and it was the war [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► absolutely the worst fears no I mean but [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► that ok Fear Cape Fear where's that it's [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► early it's it's it's back in the pits [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► back in the good days when Nick Nolte [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► was good right right and you get uh what [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► you had the Scientologists in that [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► Patricia Arquette know Angelo Lee Lewis [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► Juliette Juliette Lewis juliette lewis [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► Julia cases Scientologist [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► Wow which one was in desperately seeking [TS]

00:33:09 ◼   ► Susan that's like a rose a narc [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► I want to see in the morning rosanna [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► rosanna rosanna arquette now that's my [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► eye I think I always get Juliette Lewis [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► and rosanna arquette mixed up because [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► there's another one of those rats rats [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► nest of actors problems it's like me you [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► know with wilford brimley like I always [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► think everyone football friends all [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► those same guys I think he's Brian [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► Dennehy I think he stopped sweet i think [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► they're all the same guy can tell me [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► what are you talking about Wilford [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► Brimley's wilford brimley you know he [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► was in the thing he wasn't the thing i'm [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► missing cocoon [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► I mean famously he was like 50 years old [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► he's basically the same age that you and [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► I are except he was in cocoon playing [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► like a no-no by the way up [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► follow up in recent of podcast mean the [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► one we recorded two hours ago I we [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► talked about talked about Archie Bunker [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► on all in the family you know how old he [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► was in the first season of all the [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► family [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► well how old at 47 only go back the same [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► age as me [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► yep Archy bharti bunker archie bunker [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► was started out younger than me and you [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► know you guys in men one man we could [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► use them bad like men who don't tell me [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► you don't like musicals listen to you go [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► didn't know alpha stage chicks and ducks [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► and geese better scurry [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► yeah dirty grandpas in called dirty [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► grandpa that Archie Bunker know Robert [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► De Niro 2016 movie coming out called [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► dirty grandpa replays dick Kelley I [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► don't want to see that won't use it [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► he's in those dumb movies with the money [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► knows he meets the parents that's right [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► is the parents is this digital parent [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► and he's playing it's like it's like The [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► Naked Gun he's playing here Leslie [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► Nielsen yeah yeah serious role in the [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► center of a dumb comedy casino 1995 [TS]

00:34:57 ◼   ► never saw ok ok ok that's a great [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► yeah I think that's really good well [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► you've never seen casino no I have it [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► oh yeah oh merlin I should see that huh [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► well it's it's very depressing [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► that's good I like that and and it's um [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► and sign some ways it's appalling but a [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► wonderful wonderful film [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► Sharon Stone she's got a game on she's [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► really something to watch so sharon [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► stone goes so far into this movie Casino [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► the her acting is so tremendous that she [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► makes you a despise her with you and be [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► she actually liked visibly comes apart [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► in the filming of this movie like like [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► you can tell she's like Shelley Duvall [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► it's like Martin Sheen apocalypse now [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► she's sitting in a hotel room drunk [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► crying and just like shooting at the [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► walls hot and you see it in the film and [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► you're just like oh my god and of course [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► James Woods woods is there to just put [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► this layer of slime on everything [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► yeah he's so he's just so awful [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► he's suing people about Twitter yeah I [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► know he's using he's a crazy person now [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► you got to wag the dog 1997 analyze this [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► don't allowance analyze that rope going [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► to analyze analyze those meet the [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► fockers analyze these nuts [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► little fockers know a soul silver [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► linings playbook [TS]

00:36:23 ◼   ► mhm don't know what that is never saw it [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► that guy's the guy does movies with [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► those two people that are always in his [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► movies [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► uh oh you know it hurts our bag except [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► many of the people who were released out [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► of dimensional system find out the world [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► has become even dogs insecure imagined [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► haha carry steamboat uh-huh [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► oh did you know I had I have a friend [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► who I think we may have talked about not [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► talk about this matter i can't remember [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► up this podcast my other one but you [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► know I had a friend that had other owned [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► a boat called the pits corolla is that [TS]

00:36:58 ◼   ► right yeah it seems like maybe not such [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► a good idea is it's Bernard the Austrian [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► Oh Bernard the Oscar on the Austrian a [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► boat called the fifth caroga american [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► hustle also buy that one guy american [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► hustle [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► who is that guy who I think about David [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► Jacob dominant David know it's a [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► national amateur Ernesto moment yeah [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► what's the guy's name David David Foster [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► compliment [TS]

00:37:26 ◼   ► yeah its name Bradley Cooper is the guy [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► who's always in his movies and the [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► director's name is Robert Rufus w [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► firefly wild man fischer David Oh [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► Russell even a rough David O Russell's [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► David Selznick David Selznick hotels [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► ahlberg Roy you know it's great you ever [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► go to the plot keywords section of an [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► IMDb movie where I most on well [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► historians and mostly fetishist I think [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► have gone in and and indicated that [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► something happens in this movie so [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► here's some here some plot keywords from [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► american hustle cheating husband drunk [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► wife [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► yep sexual attraction yes New Jersey [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► diverse but you also have hair in [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► curlers homemade to pay women wearing a [TS]

00:38:17 ◼   ► one-piece swimsuit uh-huh laps game [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► right that's all about apps cab scam [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► charm bracelet you got charm bracelet [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► woman in the key woman in a bikini [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► you got open block open blouse balding [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► and get home made to pay so Amy Adams mm [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► um like the tags are keywords is [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► extraordinary and I think she's amazing [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► she's an extraordinary act is [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► incandescent mm she really is tremendous [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► and-and-and-and anything she's in she [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► lights up the screen and some of her [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► outfits in this film [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► alright truly are truly worth their own [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► film i would watch a supercut just of [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► amy adams from this film but american [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► hustle is the debut as far as I was [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► concerned the debut of Jennifer Lawrence [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► she's magic and I then went back and [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► watched a Jennifer Lawrence movies [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► because x-men movies [TS]

00:39:16 ◼   ► well she's me she's the bezel she's the [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► second mistake we're becca remain was [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► the first mystique and then romain was [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► incredible [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► that's Rebecca remain stainless that's [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► right that's not charlie sheen totally [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► fantastic as a as the blue girl she's [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► good blue girl she's a Hunger Games [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► movie is very good but I did not watch [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► the subsequent x-men because it felt [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► like it was fanfic now don't worry this [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► anything right i mean there were there [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► were the first not tell you which ones [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► to watch don't worry first couple x-men [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► were great and then it just went into [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► this world of like it's like the star [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► wars cartoon [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► John you probably do not have too many [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► friends that are bigger x-men fans and I [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► am and there's just there's two movies I [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► just can't even get through I know I [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► know I know you're the and that's why we [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► haven't talked about this before because [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► I know that it's very important little [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► you're close to help your cosmology and [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► the x-men cosmology I think have have [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► have overlap so much that it's hard for [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► you to tell what's happened to you in [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► your life and what has happened in the [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► accident which one am i exactly what [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► Jennifer Lawrence yeah I mean I wasn't [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► even going to watch those ones where she [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► carries a crossbow around and there's [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► like and dumb things are happening first [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► one is better than you think [TS]

00:40:27 ◼   ► hit the first ones were actually good [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► it's really good it gets very much into [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► like it starts to be like season five of [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► lost after a while we're like voices are [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► coming out there's a polar bear and [TS]

00:40:39 ◼   ► there's some smoke smoke man it's just [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► like what is the greatest book and movie [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► ever made but I mean there's a lot of [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► levels to that when i watched I wasn't [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► prepared for like how sophisticated the [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► cultural criticism of that was you know [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► who should have been a script doctor on [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► that film somebody who's really good at [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► doctoring action movies yours truly [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► but Jennifer Lawrence walks onto the [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► screen in american hustle the movie and [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► did it then the movie is forever altered [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► she's so great [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► Jews up the scene that's what they say [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► about her uh-huh [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► let's get that Batman's in that one too [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► yeah and he doesn't do a he doesn't do a [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► bad job [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► yeah but but my feeling is bradley [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► cooper is the one that dragged that [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► movie down so interesting and part of it [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► is his like seventies makeup just isn't [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► convincing he does not look like a [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► seventies person [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► yeah the other to do a Hawkeye and [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► Batman pose look very seventies and [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► Jeremy Jeremy Renner can pull off a lot [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► of things like that guy but I feel like [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► Bradley Cooper you know it's like when [TS]

00:41:39 ◼   ► you look at a picture of people from [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► 1911 and they just don't look like us [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► now they totally still yes totally tell [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► you see one person does look like us it [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► really sticks out right so you make a [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► movie about 1911 you don't put any amy [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► adams in it because there's just nothing [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► you can do you can't put her hair in a [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► bun and make her look like anything [TS]

00:41:55 ◼   ► she's gonna look like now [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► yeah and Bradley Cooper just has one of [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► those places where it's like at any [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► previous time if a child was born [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► looking like Bradley Cooper [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► they would have drowned in a bucket yeah [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► now he's a big movie star in 1911 [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► would've been like what happened this [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► this little child his face is to pinch [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► you know like put him out of his misery [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► they were looking for people with meteor [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► features back in the day you keep me [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► that you keep up with the people from [TS]

00:42:23 ◼   ► SWS let me think Walt Terrell Walker was [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► in SWS you know SWS was a pretty diverse [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► group of people Kara Walker was a was a [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► kid who played the keyboard and he wore [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► a bow tie and he was african-american [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► and this was you know this was early in [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► the this early eighties and he was a [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► very very I was a good friend Darrell [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► Walker many years later through Facebook [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► or something maybe it was my 20-year [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► reunion he expressed incredulity that of [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► all the people in the world who had [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► become a professional musician it would [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► be me because in high school he [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► religiously practiced the piano and wore [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► a bow tie and was prepared to go to the [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► show I day one he's ready to go [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► he's right he like he was showbiz and I [TS]

00:43:20 ◼   ► think he's I think he still plays the [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► piano and and then maybe has done a lot [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► of performance over the years but he was [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► like incredulous in a way where he was [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► like congratulating me but he was also [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► like what the fuck how did you uh yeah [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► become a professional agency you didn't [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► do anything in high school except walk [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► around that press pass and sleep on the [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► couches in the middle of the day how how [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► did you even get away with that [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► how did you sleep on the couches and in [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► school and still graduate let alone then [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► go on to become a musician and I was [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► like Terrell I don't know what to tell [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► you but so general Walker I see on the [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► internet but i'm actually still pretty [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► good friends with on shackleford well [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► that's nice to hear [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► yeah he came so he retired as a high [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► school principal and got his ear pierced [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► Wow right yeah Slyke like child of the [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► 60s [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► he was waiting the whole time and it age [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► whatever 65 got his ear pierced and then [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► yeah we see each other he comments on my [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► facebook page all the time you know we [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► like to play the dozens and I still [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► consider him a friend on shackleford [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► more shack as we call on the shack [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► yeah i sent you one of the Tyrell [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► Walker's I could find and if you get [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► that link and it's an african-american [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► guy who-who just mostly post photos of [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► his midsection he pulls up your shirt [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► and takes a photo and then you put it on [TS]

00:44:54 ◼   ► his Twitter let me see that doesn't [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► sound like my guy [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► yeah that's a little young yeah oh yeah [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► no I mean yeah he's a handsome guy she [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► likes she likes pictures of his [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► midsection [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► well you know he's got a real six-pack [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► there a 8 pack em but boy and it seems [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► like he's got a gold grill too so he's [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► oh look at that [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► yeah he's its your right its all selfies [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► Darren is that profile pictures him [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► holding up a shirt and take a picture of [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► his stomach [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► yes actually for a real bad one the [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► baddest Ardis ain't ready guess he's [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► kissing girls here [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► mhm when people put a snapchat address [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► in their twitter profile or are you [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► supposed to send a photo that is that [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► now you basically asking people to send [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► your movie pictures when you do that why [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► do people do that where there's so many [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► people who put their snapshot [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► information in their profile but will [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► you explain to me what snap total i'm [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► not sure i think snapchat is the one [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► where teens send each other [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► expiring dick pics oh I think that might [TS]

00:45:57 ◼   ► be snapchat right you know what when you [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► can you explain to me one time what [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► negging was and yeah we're not really [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► i'm so glad that you you explain that to [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► me because like you know stressing [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► everywhere I'd be in the dark if I [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► didn't know what it was and snapchat [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► they talk about it all the time and I'm [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► like I am an archivist i do not want to [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► pop I do not want pictures to disappear [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► i want pictures to be collected [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► I am NOT inbox zero I'm inbox 45,000 [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► yeah now [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► yeah but i noticed when i get fake fake [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► Twitter followers and wasn't even trying [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► you know you have to fake Twitter [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► followers and some stolen picture of a [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► lady and and she mostly rights in like [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► dollar signs and emojis and I was the [TS]

00:46:41 ◼   ► snapchat and a address in there it's [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► like a social network but you sent you [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► the pictures right is that it you don't [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► even know if we should bring somebody [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► into maybe John Sirica tell us what it [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► is [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► well this could be what our intern does [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► how we can in turn John we do a grant [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► writing process we bring in an Internet [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► can explain what snapchat is what are we [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► looking for in turn my girl I've got [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► ideas what you want enthusiasm I mean [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► curiosity the right amount of enthusiasm [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► there are a lot of people come up to me [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► with a tremendous amount of enthusiasm [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► too much want to tell me how help them [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► uh-huh and I go well that's great and [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► then they want to go get some and I'm [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► like I'm getting far with you go when [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► you can find people your own age gap [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► with yeah i mean i'm going on my way to [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► get far if you see me there you cannot [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► at me [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► yeah we're sitting around i wanna hear [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► about your girlfriend problems so i [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► wanna i want a i want a young person [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► with enthusiasm but you got a strong [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► back to me like I'm your lifting yeah [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► there's a lot of it they can help us I [TS]

00:47:47 ◼   ► for curiouser we just simply don't [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► understand something they could they [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► could serve as a kind of a translator [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► emissary there were there were people [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► there were people on my campaign staff [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► that did that quite a bit there was a [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► there was a there was one kid who really [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► knew read it and I did a reddit AMA I am [TS]

00:48:06 ◼   ► and he was just doing all the although [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► like facilitating so that i could sit [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► there on my keyboard and just be like [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► totally i'm doing some writing i'm doing [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► some writing and then he was he was like [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► I guess weeding through the the [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► questions and like pitching me questions [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► and I didn't have to read through all [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► the other 25 questions of like to still [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► big bro bullsbrook yeah and you know and [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► give you that you did a nice job you and [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► your team did a great job of picking [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► good questions and providing good [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► answers that was very well done well so [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► i could do the answers because I [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► awesome happened to figure out what the [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► questions were yeah so an i was a young [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► person if you're over 25 if you're under [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► 25 i think the interface of read it [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► probably makes a lot of sense i find it [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► very confusing to look at [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► well all the people that know all the [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► shortcuts oh you got a real nice [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► oh yeah it's a skill your command H is [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► to go to to get hella you send somebody [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► a hat [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► yeah right no you don't know what [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► command H is that's a you know [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► hop to it or helped as per our chrome [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► would say come to MH dark rums had hoped [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► so but anyway about IMDb out when you [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► when you google let's say let's say [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► let's let me test it out right now [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► yeah i'm going to google Amy Adam see me [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► and adams and then what comes up on Amy [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► out of the IMDb right at the top [TS]

00:49:37 ◼   ► yeah and I don't want to interface with [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► IMDb because they have a certain they [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► think the world is constructed a certain [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► way [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► ok so I turn I click on IMDb i turn it [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► on turn on IMDb and then I'm offered a [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► picture for witches which is a [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► delightful and then I've gotta click on [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► something to see the full bio I've got [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► to look down here channel featuring [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► realms sort by rating [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► I don't care about that filmography [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► that's not what I'm looking for I want [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► to know about Amy Adams so i get off of [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► IMDB and I go to Wikipedia which is [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► where i really want to be that has all [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► the in from all the same information [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► that IMDb does but in in a place that [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► has lots of hyperlinks which I like you [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► can also go to wikifeet which always [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► shows up high in the returns this is [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► something many people have noticed I [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► used to worry that it was just me but [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► whenever you put in the name of a [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► celebrity two things pop up a net worth [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► and feet [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► what'swhat's wikifeet oh it's a picture [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► ladies feet [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► it's all like celebrity feet but it is [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► it strange that of all the picadillo [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► those that show up there like everybody [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► seems to get this if so you type in Amy [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► Adams lets you forget networker feet [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► Amy knows all right well [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► see here 10 feet on the homepage look at [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► that but really I get mad about a lot of [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► time if i type in the name of a [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► celebrity [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► it's plastic surgery plastic surgery yet [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► worth of feet or gay get that sometimes [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► too [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► I mean one-quarter to one-third of amy [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► adams page on IMDb is devoted to asking [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► the question who is negative on walking [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► dead the walking dead world is abuzz [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► about the casting of jeffrey dean morgan [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► yeah I don't think that's big that's [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► that guy from watchmen yeah that was [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► gonna miss the comedian in watchmen no [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► no [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► well you know who owns the IMDb who [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► amazon uh-huh [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► all the pieces are fitting together now [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► see they want to feed you back into the [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► system [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► I don't want i do not why did I don't [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► want to buy anything I'm not a I'm not a [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► privilege consumer who I just want to [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► see the information i want to know that [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► that Amy Adams was bored you want to [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► raise your daughter that way you don't [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► want her growing up looking at the [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► Internet as a consumer you're not gonna [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► do it are you are you calling me through [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► an n-gram machine [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► why what happened well it seems a little [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► bit like you're talking to me through a [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► can that might be your microphone don't [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► know i sound great [TS]

00:52:07 ◼   ► you sound great to you yeah shy [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► disconnect and reconnect [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► I mean if as long as you feel like it's [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► it's recording properly i think we just [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► keep going [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► it's all fine on this end let me watch [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► em people popping people we're okay from [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► okay thanks to something in the [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► interwebs yeah yeah i don't know i don't [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► like that Superman Man of Steel movie [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► didn't like it no no no that we talked [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► about that right i think we did like 80 [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► million people died in that movie and [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► there's absolutely no you know what we [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► did we did we did talk about that yeah [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► yeah um I feel like Wikipedia oh here's [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► a question that I wanted to ask you [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► yes what is the internet okay i mean [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► like literally where does it [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► where does it live in what is it I mean [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► anymore i know what websites are like [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► what is [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► the internet exactly that's where [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► websites live [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► yeah I'm the wrong person to ask about [TS]

00:53:10 ◼   ► the technical parts of that I mean [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► where's John siracusa when you need him [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► he also the internet issue we couldn't [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► stop him he believes me now all of a [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► sudden I don't want to know what the [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► internet is believed in the evolution [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► the evolution of the Internet the way [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► that it's evolved over the years through [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► adaptations yeah it just it just it [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► wants to be a thing that it just evolves [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► to it i'll tell you what i was told in [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► in 1993 was that it started out as a [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► DARPA project is mainly about ensuring [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► that communications could continue in [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► the event of like an apocalypse [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► thank you don't answer that that's what [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► I've heard but now it's a series of [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► tubes [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► it's not the letters not like the back [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► of the truck it's running through the [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► Nevada desert and it has google on it [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► yep and Amazon presumably and you can't [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► see all parts of it from china and you [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► get tour we got toward the Deep Web the [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► onion [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► yeah there are some websites you can [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► only see if you're running tour and and [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► you and on those places you're paying [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► for drugs with Bitcoin not anymore [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► oh well i don't know i mean the silk [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► road shut that thing down yeah but [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► you're sharing videos that other people [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► don't want to see an interesting idea [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► that because I I i tried tour probably [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► try to get at some point I tried a few [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► years ago and it was too much overhead [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► for me but i think it i had never known [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► about the fact that there are websites [TS]

00:54:35 ◼   ► you can only get to through you know [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► obfuscating encryption very interesting [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► idea so tour is a search engine note or [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► is a protocol that office Kate's your IP [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► address and makes it so that it's you [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► can't tell who's doing what and and that [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► also has a component that only allows us [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► there that that gets you through a [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► doorway and there are all these websites [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► that are hiding we have this is when [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► they talk about I get the word from this [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► dark dark net or deep whatever whatever [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► but basically that there's this idea a [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► dark web deep net [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► yeah I love that comic but there's like [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► there's a whole bunch of the internet [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► that we can see ya [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► which is on you know HTTP you know [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► public websites there's this whole [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► internet that consists of places that we [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► don't see or can see that includes stuff [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► like you know theoretically your [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► financial accounts or whatever all kinds [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► of internets but also a lot of sites you [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► know that are like not findable my [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► google all the way down to sites like [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► you know some of the hacker if excites [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► you can only get to using the tor [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► browser and I've seen this graphic on [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► 4chan where there's a picture of an [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► iceberg and up on the top of the iceberg [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► visible part of it is like Google and [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► Amazon and and and you know Friendster [TS]

00:55:51 ◼   ► and then the whole bottom of the iceberg [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► yep the largest part of the iceberg is [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► deep web what you mentioned that is well [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► having spent some time on 4chan where [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► some of that what are some of the like [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► brown froth of that deep web comes up to [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► the surface [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► I have some sense of what it is and I [TS]

00:56:16 ◼   ► don't want to see it yeah but then [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► there's all that there's all that [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► curiosity about like we don't know [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► what's really going down on a surreal [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► you get the real the real story on Amy [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► Adams maybe but see I don't I really [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► don't want to know the real story and [TS]

00:56:29 ◼   ► also I don't wanna I don't want to be [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► running XHTML or whatever i kinda wanna [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► how do we get onto this i don't have to [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► learn about something i don't want to [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► learn anymore i just want to see here's [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► what i want to see I want to see [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► celebrities who are in revealing outfits [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► you know I want to see nip slips [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► I want to avoid people on facebook who [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► talk about gun control [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► I want to post on Twitter and not be all [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► that and everyone's well I want to go on [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► ebay late at night and have a sort of a [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► bipolar be episode where I buy a lot of [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► old military emblem it's not really that [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► complicated your needs are not they [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► don't seem difficult know seems like the [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► technology should be there for you to do [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► pretty much all of that it's easy Oh [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► also if people are talking about me on [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► the Internet I want to be able to go on [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► there and um and take them aside and [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► sometimes maybe put them in a in a hot [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► box and and say what we have here is a [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► failure to communicate [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► ok so I blocks I get it [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► what do they call that like a huddle [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► room like my wife works it's an [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► open-plan everybody's got a desk in a [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► standing desk and you can have a huddle [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► room and it's all these little like [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► smaller than a conference room bigger [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► than a phone booth like where you can go [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► and you can take a phone call you can [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► have a minute there's one weekend just [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► going to change your clothes if you want [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► to go running [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► it's really nice so anyway you wanna [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► huddle room but it seems to me you also [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► want to be able to capture their [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► connections such a way there's no where [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► they can go but the huddle room like and [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► then be there not allowed to leave until [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► you're done [TS]

00:58:19 ◼   ► that's right like hey guess what your [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► internet now is just looking at me for a [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► while and we're gonna talk about we're [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► going talk about some stuff you said and [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► we're going to talk about you what you [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► want to pop up principal's office that's [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► right come on in here and wanted to take [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► a seat MC sure [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► close the door behind you don't need the [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► edge of that chair buddy and i also want [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► to use the internet to sequester dick [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► cheney in a shipping notice that the [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► better and give him all those of LSD [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► while I play on repeat [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► you realize you're pulling me down with [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► this when you play you play well or even [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► going into usage fees and go alright [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► alright that's that we call me and say [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► one freezing cold and IQ so until he [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► just mad rare profit sorry chica I Bob [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► no I want to personally I want to do a [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► supercut of all of all of the television [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► footage where dick cheney gave like any [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► kind of press conference and all of this [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► sort of accompanying television footage [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► of like all the stuff that actually was [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► going on and the newscasters talking [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► about that you know it's like it's it's [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► like a montage scene from the Vietnam [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► film where where the background is like [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► this is the end my only friend the end [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► while the helicopters are coming in and [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► no good use somebody do that maybe you [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► could use that song should think you use [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► that song it to do a Vietnam montage by [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► Jesus submission to that they can [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► totally do that [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► that's a good idea but we did we do a [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► similar type of thing with Dick Cheney [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► except i guess the soundtrack will be [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► except i guess the soundtrack will be [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► right said fred or something what would [TS]

01:00:01 ◼   ► you put on there what was the most [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► popular at the time which conflated the [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► more recent call for welcoming changes [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► had a long career so we're talking a lot [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► of people actually we could start with [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► with the doors and move move through the [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► history of music but then so he's [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► sitting in the room he has to drink [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► water there's a sink their right so he [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► drinks he's drinking water to keep alive [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► but there's a little bit LSD in the [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► water [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► why do I need your system and so he's [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► like well why are there but you know the [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► room is pretty plain so he's just like [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► well the walls are kind of breathing but [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► it and then the TV is on and and it's [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► only one channel and it just plays like [TS]

01:00:41 ◼   ► him [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► it displays himself to him but just [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► slightly we just start to slightly [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► edited it slightly modified or it's just [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► like not quite how you remembers it very [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► slowly [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► it was really more Cindy grimace just [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► looking at work a little bit at a time [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► and he's in a shipping container buried [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► in the desert but there are windows in [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► the shipping container where we have put [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► some Trump loyal like there's palm trees [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► outside the window so you can open up [TS]

01:01:07 ◼   ► the shades and there's a little like [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► there's a diorama there where he's like [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► it looks like the outside [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► he's living in it a third graders and [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► like experiment for school little army [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► men in it [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► yeah it's just good and the outside is [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► like so you know the sit-in Marty Krofft [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► sort of like like a HR Pufnstuf HR [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► Pufnstuf but but it looks at first it [TS]