Roderick on the Line

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00:00:34 ◼   ► hello I John hi Merlin how's it going [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► good how are you going I'm going i just [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► had a lot of ramen really fast are you [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► doing some podcasting today i have three [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► podcast today [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► wow I do like two back-to-back do you [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► think that we have reached peak podcast [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► go and we reach peak podcast from the [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► first podcast came out that's all you [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► haha i don't know you're you're you're [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► on so many programs now [TS]

00:01:03 ◼   ► yeah i'm hoping to be i'm hoping to took [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► to like presage the peak post pogchamp [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► podcast you maybe you'll be the last [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► great podcaster would not be nice you [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► should you should you should edit one of [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► these and put it out put it together [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► sometime that be fun for you it'd be [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► nice to be remembered for something [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► oh yeah he was the last great podcaster [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► em everyone lets out last starfighter i [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► don't know i don't want to edit a [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► podcast I don't think neither do i em [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► it's not nearly as sexy as it sounds it [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► does sound pretty sexy I've always [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► imagined lonely sandwich sitting in his [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► lonely Garrett surrounded by screens and [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► putting together you look nice today's [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► back in the golden era the governor's he [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► would spend hours and hours and hours [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► yeah yeah I got faster over time but [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► yeah he would [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► he spent an improbably large amount of [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► time on this lot of romance in it well [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► so do you feel like you still have [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► podcasting in your ya know do it i don't [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► care how was your podcast reservoir [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► right now is it full of great stories [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► and great memories [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► oh we had some times didn't we haha up [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► what's easy with you because you always [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► you always got a new angle you've always [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► got a new thing [TS]

00:02:22 ◼   ► yeah oh yeah always a thing you know the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► king of China's in Seattle today [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► oh my god things are crazy right now [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► yeah with the China has a king I didn't [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► know that r is it not a king private [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► from major premier Premier primary air [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► from a overlay or a prime minister a [TS]

00:02:40 ◼   ► chief chief chief poobah things are [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► crazy and you got you got the addy I you [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► get the pontiff [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► coming to the east coast everybody's [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► iphones are gonna be arriving late [TS]

00:02:51 ◼   ► yeah i mean the traffic in seattle is [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► already but the backing up from the Pope [TS]

00:02:55 ◼   ► visiting all the way [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► yeah well because yeah it's causing a [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► major traffic jam back east and that [TS]

00:03:01 ◼   ► just has a ripple effect santacon [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► additive quality it's the to the [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► butterfly and Charlie geometric [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► butterflies [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► yeah maybe one thing another thing now [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► that's exciting and so-and-so YC there [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► ah well there's a little thing you may [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► have heard of I don't know if it gets [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► all the way down to San Francisco but we [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► call the Pacific Rim which is our the [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► rim around the Pacific where you would [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► basically where you would snap the lid [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► on the Pacific if it came with a lid [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► oh ok ok so it's a rim and we also call [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► it it's like the ring of fire [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► that's another word for it because it's [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► a rim of volcanoes are in conference [TS]

00:03:43 ◼   ► happening so it's some kind of rim [TS]

00:03:45 ◼   ► conference this isn't the big rim [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► conference they haven't had one of those [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► in a while but this is some kind of [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► trade deal where we're Seattle a city of [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► 700,000 people gets to pretend for a [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► minute that anyone in China has ever [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► heard of it or that it is that it even [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► ranks in the top 80 cities in China [TS]

00:04:09 ◼   ► I mean by the time you get down to [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► chinese cities that have 700,000 people [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► you're basically like at the level i [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► mean like the 700,000 person cities in [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► China are the ones that make straws [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► Chinese amulet it's like drinking straw [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► city drinking straw to do that electron [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► they have specializations by different [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► areas right and socially yet that i [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► believe it is and so maybe from the [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► straw district you from straw district [TS]

00:04:35 ◼   ► or you're from paper clip down or you're [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► from something like that you know car [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► like you like turtle wax villa and if [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► you live in Turtle Wax Villa that's a [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► city of a million and a half people and [TS]

00:04:48 ◼   ► everyone there worked works making [TS]

00:04:50 ◼   ► turtle wax but [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► just as we like to think that we won [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► World War two even though by the time [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► the first American arrived in Europe [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► something like 80 million Russians had [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► already died [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► oh my god we also like to think that we [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► are up [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► Seattle is some kind of economic [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► powerhouse of the pacific rim where it's [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► just like you know there are 300 million [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► Americans and their and that is a [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► rounding error in the population of [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► error that the video i think i did the [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► video about deaths in world war two was [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► all like visualized oh yeah that was [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► interesting i liked I liked the guy you [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► know that that kind of like take some [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► data turn it into a a video podcast hope [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► it goes viral [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► I like that that business model that was [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► very well made and it really makes the [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► point that you're describing which is [TS]

00:05:44 ◼   ► first of all you know we were not in the [TS]

00:05:46 ◼   ► war super early [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► no that's not a war happen before we got [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► involved yeah we like we were on the [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► sidelines kind of not really i mean we [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► were cheering certainly but it wasn't [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► clear like we don't want to cheer too [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► loud [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► we didn't want the other kids to feel [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► bad that wasn't what is it how many was [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► a 20 million Russians well it's hard [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► it's hard to say because you really [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► can't and i can count it right yeah this [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► is the thing about Mao to its like the [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► famine deaths like how do you count the [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► famine deaths by the people that go in [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► gulags yeah you you lose ten million to [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► famine that's it's happening [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► concurrently with the war it's happening [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► because of decisions made by the same [TS]

00:06:26 ◼   ► people but you really love it in you [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► know that's it's a lot harder to count [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► those two because everybody starves and [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► they just sort of they know they wander [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► off in a field and die and the census [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► guys are really like standing there [TS]

00:06:41 ◼   ► well this is a depressing page you think [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► it's called World War two casualties on [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► the wikipedia oh yeah that's a that's a [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► that is a fun one isn't it because that [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► they break it down [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► I mean you know the number of people [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► that died in the Ukraine alone or our [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► belarus we just don't really think about [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► the sacrifices that were made [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► there and they were really making those [TS]

00:07:05 ◼   ► sacrifices on behalf of Liberty they [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► were just being sacrificed let's just [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► call it what it is right this is that [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► one of the columns is deaths as a [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► percentage of the 1939 population m and [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► it's sitting pretty [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► poland 16 around seventeen percent of [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► the population m amazing like like 16 [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► people a lot of people dressing so well [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► you know so I mean seattle in the grand [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► scheme of things really doesn't matter [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► to anybody [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► don't talk crazy except for people who [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► live in Portland you got coffee [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► you got that you got grunge so that we [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► can pnp Boeing oh god you got Boeing see [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► Boeing matters people pay attention to [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► Boeing got 13 coins not for much longer [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► know what tell me [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► well there apparently the building that [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► 13 coins in the 13th chords kind of its [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► it's strange it's part of it is in the [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► building that is currently occupied by [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► the seattle times and that building is [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► state but on either side of the Seattle [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► Times building this plan to tear tear [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► the other buildings down including most [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► of the 13 coins and put in a residential [TS]

00:08:25 ◼   ► tower got whoa i'm gonna move [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► well there is a 13 coins there's a [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► second 13 coins out by the airport so [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► for 14 to 26 coin if the hey if they [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► tear the one that were used to go into [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► down we can always go i've started going [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► out to the airport one anyway because [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► it's it just taking somebody to dinner [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► in the middle of the night out by the [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► airport just has an extra layer of kind [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► of greasy CD it just feels i'm going to [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► 13 coins was always meant to feel a [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► little bit pornographic [TS]

00:09:04 ◼   ► and then you need dislocate that to [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► seatac and it just starts 2012 the amine [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► yeah everybody's crossing on crossing [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► their legs really open 24 hours [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► yeah look at its menu you can get a [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► steak Oscar at like four in the morning [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► you can get veal parmesan for in the [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► morning looking liver and onions [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► no problem mmm steak Sinatra sir served [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► on the trashcan lid will then wipes off [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► with that I've seen you put away some [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► food in that place [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► oh hell yes you know I'm a little thing [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► yeah I don't know this is ever really [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► really come up in the mythology of John [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► and I don't I don't say this is a high [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► citizen you you finish everyone else's [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► food and try and try again i don't want [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► but the thing about me is I like a [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► smorgasbord [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► mmm burgas lord are you like a [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► smorgasbord sports in the sense that if [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► there is a plate if there's a hit on any [TS]

00:10:09 ◼   ► menu if there's a sampler plate that [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► isn't of like the fried cheese sampler [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► yeah right like you go into a place and [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► it's like--go appetizer sampler it's [TS]

00:10:18 ◼   ► just like gross just undifferentiated [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► golden-brown fried things [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► yeah but i but i like to try a little [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► bit of everything so if they're if [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► there's ever like a you know one of each [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► kind of oyster or one of each kind of [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► stuffed pepper so you know I'll always [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► get the always get the the sampler and [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► and the best sampler ball is the little [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► bit of food that everybody leaves on [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► their plate at the end of a meal because [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► you go around here like oh you add the [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► lemon the lemon pasta and you had the [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► you know you have calamari steak Supreme [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► yeah you got a little bit of this a [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► little of that and so but i but i but [TS]

00:10:54 ◼   ► I've learned over time you know you have [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► to ask you can't just put your fork on [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► somebody else's plate and also you wait [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► until they're did they're clearly done [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► this you're telling me there's a sort of [TS]

00:11:05 ◼   ► like it like an ethics of them finishing [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► yeah because a lot of people you know [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► they want to eat at their own pace they [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► object to somebody kind of you know [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► and I have understandably they object to [TS]

00:11:17 ◼   ► somebody like vulturing and for that I'm [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► making like a bird of prey that and so [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► but you but you do want to secure your [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► rights to their leftovers before they a [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► throw their napkin down on their plate [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► because then you're like oh i was gonna [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► see if you wanted that or a conversely [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► the people that you know and again it's [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► their right to do it it's their meal but [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► if they want to take it home you can't [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► really like can really lay claim to [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► their leftovers if they're if they have [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► a plan for them already [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► you have to sort of politely call [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► Shotgun yeah you have to sort of waits [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► until a appropriate amount of time has [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► passed [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► um thankfully nobody smokes in [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► restaurants anymore so you don't have to [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► i mean the number of wonderful [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► half-eaten veal parmesan is that were [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► ruined by somebody putting their [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► cigarette out in it it leads to do that [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► I totally get that but their cigarette [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► out right in the center of the plate and [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► I would be like god i was i was trying [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► to gracefully I your food without [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► without you know going right up to it [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► without going over so it is a technique [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► but looking for instance this weekend I [TS]

00:12:30 ◼   ► went camping with some friends and a one [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► of the guys that was going with us owns [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► a restaurant so it was sort of presumed [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► by everybody that he was going to you [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► know be the chef and he brought some he [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► brought a pork Lowen he brought some [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► Cajun shrimps he had some food prepared [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► but I was a little bit like so I mean [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► we're going camping know like where the [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► wieners where's the right gonna want [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► some wieners to it was like well i got [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► this pork loin was like well yeah sure [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► we're going to eat the pork loin and the [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► cajun shrimp but it's a camping trip we [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► ought to have a package of wieners and I [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► started to feel like oh I see I mean I'm [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► the only one that really feels like [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► we're going into this half-cocked really [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► we're going out into the woods [TS]

00:13:28 ◼   ► and everybody else is like oh the poor [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► i'm sure the pork loin will be fun like [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► I'm sure it's fine too but there's I [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► mean there's a winner shaped hole mmm [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► that only a wiener can fill and and how [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► do i have to pull it to have to pull [TS]

00:13:46 ◼   ► this car over to its turn around and go [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► back and at that point there's probably [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► not like 7-11 you could go to pick up [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► some wieners [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► that's the problem right now you're [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► talking about like let's go back down [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► the mountain through over the river [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► through the gate [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► that's interesting your different kind [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► of fancy because there's already gonna [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► be there is the fanciness of the [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► fortress but you're being met offense [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► you're being fancy about the idea [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► there's not that this is obviously the [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► winter shaped hole here we gotta write [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► write on it and you know the problem the [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:14:13 ◼   ► the thing about a wiener is your stand [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► around the campfire and everybody's [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► drinking their single malt bourbon and [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► half the people are smoking their [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► natural man she sure roots and you can [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► go over pull the winner out of a package [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► without asking permission without doing [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► any kind of song and dance you can stick [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► it on the end of a sharpened stick and [TS]

00:14:34 ◼   ► you can have a winner her but with a [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► pork loin or some cajun shrimp [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► you know you got to be part yet that's [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► you gotta sign off on the whole dinner [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► everybody's involved it's a big [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► production you know part of camping is [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► every once in awhile you look around [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► here like well I'm not going to have any [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► single malt whisky I'm not gonna maybe [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► I'll have a little pull off of a Schrute [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► but what I want right now is a burnt [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► hotdogs [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► uh-huh but you know it wasn't my camping [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► trip it wasn't my I was just you know i [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► was part of the most part of the [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► Praetorian Guard yeah and so are the [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► thing with camping also is a big part of [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► camping is the go-along get-along part [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► you will be helpful [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► you want to be not a distraction right [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► there's a whole element of like helping [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► out and not being a problem when he's [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► exactly right you do not want to be the [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► guy that they're like [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► yeah what are we going camping again i [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► don't know let's not let's not invite [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► the one guy that didn't help do anything [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► right just set around complaining about [TS]

00:15:45 ◼   ► there not being any hot dogs are the [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► winners [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► you don't wanna be that guy you want to [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► be on it I mean and the thing is that in [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► a situation like that you'll revert two [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► basic types right and there's the you [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► know there's the oh yeah right there's [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► the cook who's making the pot of beans [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► and there's the you know there's the guy [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► that's willing the toothpicks for [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► everybody i like to think of myself in [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► that situation is being kind of a [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► justice of the peace character huh [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► it's like you know I'm here in case [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► anybody wants to get married or anybody [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► wants to resolve a dispute here to [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► adjudicate that right and you know and [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► and and and decide what the law of this [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► region is and i think i think most [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► people appreciate me in that capacity [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► oh absolutely yeah yeah Roderick so long [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► he's not here to like he's not here to [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► school a lot of scrubbing of pots but [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► just in case just in case of tree falls [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► in the forest and somebody wants to know [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► whether we heard it or not [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► John's they're thinking about the big [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► ideas I had a cool experience in [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► portland that reasons that will be [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► apparent i'm i'm reluctant to bring out [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► i feel like i should share with you [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► yeah yeah that's what I'm here for um [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► there's a there's a group of people that [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► whenever we're in the same time we go [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► out to dinner the four of us and just [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► one of those like you know it's one of [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► those like you know what I could be a [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► crowd just for people secret dinner do [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► you do you have a name for yourselves [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► yeah are you that the group or the no no [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► it'sit's two guys and two girls were [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► called nuts and cherries is in the name [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► that's what Ozzie and their the nuts [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► where the cherries [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► it's good i don't know why international [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► nuts and cherries and so nuts and [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► cherries we decided to go out and get a [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► nice dinner we're gonna blow the budget [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► a little bit weird al couch oh ok so we [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► got a reservation before i think it was [TS]

00:17:39 ◼   ► like those early because went to a party [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► you know the fest is going on campus i'm [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► telling you this [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► you don't have a gaucho is down in [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► California this is this one is not as [TS]

00:17:48 ◼   ► nice as the one in Seattle that you and [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► I have been to right that one's much [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► more I mean no I mean just in terms of [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► the Interior it's more speed and one [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► cialis more spacious but was you know we [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► won't go there it's five-fifteen we go [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► we have some drinks we get get [TS]

00:18:00 ◼   ► appetizers we get steaks it was amazing [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► and the service was incredible it was [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► just it was so fun and you know big [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► dinner right so this is the big event [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► and we had so much fun nuts and cherries [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► I mean when was last time nuts and [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► cherries had convened nothing cherries [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► to to me be four times a year usually [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► mr. lucky twice here [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► oh yeah okay supercell two boys two [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► girls just platonic eating and was great [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► and we went and then we go to this party [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► and the party is really fine [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► that's a nice people and were like what [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► should we do next and where the nut says [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► she says let's go back what I said are [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► you saying what I think you're thinking [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► what I think you're saying she's gonna [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► come back [TS]

00:18:48 ◼   ► whoa so we reconvened the other cherry [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► was not available so we have a proxy [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► cherry but doesn't she went back in a [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► second state dinner [TS]

00:18:56 ◼   ► you're kidding me i'm not as the [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► greatest night of my life one of the one [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► of the nuts [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► oh yeah said let's go back let's go back [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► it's almost it's almost eleven it was [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► 1030 without even specifying what she [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► meant everybody understood all everybody [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► knew [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► let's go back go back wow I don't [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► mm I don't know how many more times my [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► life I'll do that but I do not regret [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► that you booked into the party who two [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► trips to El Gaucho that's my really good [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► is that may be the greatest thing ever [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► that's deeply innovate now becoming [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► clear it's not the kind of thing i do a [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► lot [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► no but i but i mean it's it's kind of [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► its kind of revolutionary well you the [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► whole idea you know it's like the [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► hobbits right you have second breakfast [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► but how many times you heard about [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► somebody having second dinner [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► well I have survived it all the time but [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► not not in the same restaurants not you [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► don't go back and drop another two [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► hundred and fifty dollars [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► it's not something I do all the time but [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► you know has at least a [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► once-in-a-lifetime thing i can highly [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► and I like the idea of going with the [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► same group of people if you can go only [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► oh yeah [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► everything about it is perfect and maybe [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► even trying to say we could get the same [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► way to our waiter was living [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► haha but the waiter saw you come in the [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► winter who would you know what the keys [TS]

00:20:14 ◼   ► cash daddy's getting ready introduced us [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► to our new server showed us a place we [TS]

00:20:19 ◼   ► had we had a little bit Rocky IV and [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► then don't have another dinner and your [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► second dinner did you order you must [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► have ordered different things i did i [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► had different drinks and actually had [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► maybe the same drink at the animal [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► fashion but yeah I had a different [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► dinner I i tried something a little more [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► little more ambitious didn't see that's [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► exactly what you do right you'd go you'd [TS]

00:20:38 ◼   ► you reach a little bit i don't think the [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► thing is I i have to tell you I had such [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► a wonderful time I don't I can't tell [TS]

00:20:43 ◼   ► you that I would do anything differently [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► but if I were advising somebody who is [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► considering we need a name for this [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► yeah if you're going to do a tactical to [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► dinner tonight [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► I think they're I think there are ways [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► to think about doing it i think the idea [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► of like is gonna be the same place twice [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► it's gonna be different places a [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► different approach [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► I think it might be novel to go and have [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► exactly the same dinner twice i think [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► that's an interesting idea to I mean I [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► feel like hanging out with a group of [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► people going to dinner early going to a [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► party and then after after the party [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► going out to like a late dinner that's [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► something different we're talking about [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► returning to the scene of the crime [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► yeah yeah let's lay out some of the [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► bullets on this I think it it doesn't [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► have to be a fancy restaurant [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► although i think that's kind of cool but [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► it should be the same restaurant [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► yeah we should be to the extent possible [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► mostly the same group of people all the [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► way up again not necessarily should you [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► know it's this is America you can attach [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► that tag one or two people in or out [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► depending on how big the group is but [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► now I kinda want to do it again so you [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► go to an early dinner which makes [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► perfect sense for the theater before the [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► show before the like lets go lets you [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► know 545 were having early dinner and [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► you have a fantastic night out you don't [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► want the evening the end let's go back [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► let's go back let's have second dinner [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► wow you know that so the equivalent [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► innovation for me was several years ago [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► I realized that when I was going out to [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► italian food with friends with any group [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► of friends four or more who we would [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► walk in the restaurant and before we [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► were even seated i would order a large [TS]

00:22:14 ◼   ► pepperoni pizza this episode of rock on [TS]

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00:23:49 ◼   ► Rotter got a loss for the tip for the [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► table so you walk in the way the world [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► you know that the the heart disease is [TS]

00:23:59 ◼   ► your first time dining at the John [TS]

00:24:02 ◼   ► Carlos [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► a little how we work here listen here [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► let me stop you there [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► let me stop you there bring so much [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► money did it bring us and bring us a [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► large pepperoni pizza and four menus and [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► take our drink order whatever but please [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► and thank you get that get that [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► pepperoni pizza cooking because then [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► you're sitting here looking at the menu [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► here like what do I get do i get the [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► antipasto do i get the what do I want [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► this I want that what maybe I'll get a [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► Joe's special and then just as the [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► waiter comes back to take your order a [TS]

00:24:32 ◼   ► large pepperoni pizza shows up it's [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► perfect ya see [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► god dammit this is the kind of [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► innovation we need and dining yeah it's [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► because it's so normative John you go [TS]

00:24:42 ◼   ► anyplace there's a certain size the [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► first i'm going with us [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► why is there anything I need to know [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► about yeah right what it what about your [TS]

00:24:48 ◼   ► fucking restaurant is special [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► what about this experience is special I [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► don't need I don't need to be walked [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► through the fact that you have a menu [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► item to a little bit of how this works [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► but I think everything here is locally [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► sourced farm-to-table and one out of six [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► plates is filled with poison [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► yeah let me tell you a little bit how [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► this works you shut up and go get our [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► drinks bring us a large pepperoni pizza [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► is this your first time waiting on [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► that's so because the thing is nobody [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► wants to order [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► nobody wants to go through the whole [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► like we can all agree on cheese bullshit [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► everybody there tho except if you're [TS]

00:25:21 ◼   ► dining with Ted Leo who's fuckin vegan [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► but everybody else wants at least one [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► slice of pizza right you just yeah you [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► want to slice of pizza [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► well I mean youryour there yeah so the [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► pet large pepperoni comes everybody gets [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► a slice of pizza a few of us have a [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► couple of slices and then what do you [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► have you have a you have a slice left [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► over and then here comes your your main [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► course [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► here comes your here comes your veal [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► here comes your if you're right it would [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► be perfect [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► it's like it's it's it's it's bananas he [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► just you walk in you don't even have to [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► make a show of it you just lean over you [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► lean over to the guy you say brings a [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► large pepperoni pizza [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► there's so much room for innovation in [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► these kinds of things we all know about [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► things like you know let's have [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► breakfast for dinner right like that [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► tonight we're going to pancakes for [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► dinner right doing some of the afternoon [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► temps exactly what they don't make [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► daughters at her school today today is [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► breakfast for lunch day so she's getting [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► pancakes and sausage from [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► everybody's favorite meal but then [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► there's also other ways you can go you [TS]

00:26:19 ◼   ► can go into things like lets you know [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► like for example I'm frequently of a [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► mind especially with certain kinds of [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► restaurants where I would just like for [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► appetizers sure rather play that thing [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► you do that let's have appetizers for [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► dinner we do it all the time because the [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► thing is here in seattle now and i'm [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► sure this is true and been in certain [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► parts of San Francisco you walk in and [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► whatever the whatever the main courses [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► are they are just scaled up appetizers [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► and the appetizer just scaled down main [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► courses a place you may instance a tapas [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► you consider it a large plates [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► restaurant [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► yeah you you want to emphasize the tapas [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► the appetite of the appetizer list is [TS]

00:27:00 ◼   ► like tournedos of beef and you know [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► seven kinds of croutons and one pickled [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► pickle on top of something else pickled [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► and you go [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► none of that sounds great but but then [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► you look at the main courses and it's [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► like octopus tongue [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► mhm pickled go I don't want that either [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► you know what I will do what I want [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► bring us the meatballs bring us the [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► blanched spinach [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► I'll try one pickled thing just to make [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► you guys happy [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► yeah just to just to make you feel like [TS]

00:27:35 ◼   ► that this is still a thing that we're [TS]

00:27:36 ◼   ► all experimenting with pickling pickling [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► yeah so yeah we I went out to dinner the [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► other night uh some guy was in town from [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► out of town a Peter sagal of NPR was [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► here in town and and some couple of [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► couple of nerds a talking about to [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► dinner [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► seattle-based nerds and we went to one [TS]

00:28:02 ◼   ► of those restaurants that's called like [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► the whale and the and the purpose in the [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► captain and the and the the the [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► blacksmith and we sat down and it was [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► the weight of the the server and the [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► great Cormac McCarthy something that the [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► server came over and said hi have you [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► dined with us before [TS]

00:28:20 ◼   ► let me tell you a little bit how would [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► how this goes how this happens [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► everything has been pickled today [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► on the premises on the premises [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► we picked it all out of the cracks of [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► the pavement in our own parking lot and [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► then threw in some brine for their the [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► chicken takes an hour and a half because [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► it's not actually a chicken that's [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► question about the sides are they start [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► family-style meant to be shared at and [TS]

00:28:48 ◼   ► then so we just ordered you know we just [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► ordered a bunch of food we were there [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► Ken Jennings is one of the nerds and [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► can't took the reins was just like okay [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► we'll have the pick of pickled beets on [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► top of cabbage will have the the pickled [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► onions with the with you know pickle [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► clams and he ordered like 15 things from [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► the appetizer menu and it was great i [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► mean it tasted like to basically tastes [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► like you're eating a jar of mustard [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► oh boy but that's and it cost one [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► thousand dollars but that is how that's [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► what dining is now you think it's cheap [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► the pickle stuff got vinegar costs you [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► know how long it took us to tell you [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► about this have you locally sourced ill [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► recently listened with fifteen dollars [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► an hour is the law in Seattle [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► mhm and it's a very expensive to employ [TS]

00:29:34 ◼   ► our waiters to sit and explain how food [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► for works to you it's not another this [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► is cheap is your first time in seattle [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► look-look we had to take this formerly a [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► like that this former garage where [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► actual cars were once worked on by [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► people with skills we have to take [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► everything useful out of it and and and [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► then turn it into a pickling parlor and [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► that's not none of this is cheap [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► I feel like I just that now my am i'm [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► just a buzz with ideas i feel like i [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► could be a consultant today like I have [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► so many ideas in my head like for [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► example think about when you do dim sum [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► and if you go to a dim sum place [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► especially when they've got like a cart [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► like you're never really done ordering [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► until you just make them go away like [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► you're just coming they're offering your [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► new foods they're stacking plates i [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► think the closest thing after that the [TS]

00:30:20 ◼   ► we get is sushi [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► well of course obviously got a buffet [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► that's a different kind of animal but [TS]

00:30:25 ◼   ► was sushi even today like i don't know [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► why i first started getting eating sushi [TS]

00:30:29 ◼   ► with people it was very normal to say [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► like let's start out with writes this [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► sure we'll bring you the edamame because [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► so many people ordered at mommy to start [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► that now most sushi restaurants just [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► bring you some edamame just to like yeah [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► we know you're going to order this it's [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► now we just consider placing mind [TS]

00:30:47 ◼   ► readers and I like the idea of starting [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► out like with the pepperoni pizza and [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► just building pepperoni pizza because [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► just like the foundation we don't know [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► what this building is going [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► that's right it's the bits the basic [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► level it's the ground floor and then you [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► know it anymore when I go to get dim sum [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► I feel like what's really happening is a [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► like i'm climbing up on the side of of [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► i'm climbing up on the side of like a a [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► moving truck and a bit more tanjo is [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► spraying instead of chrome directly in [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► my mouth a spring msg just directly in [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► my mouth is like I called secret salt [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► you know I don't need to eat the mystery [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► pork I don't need to put the buns in my [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► mouth I could just I could just jump up [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► there and say you know like I am chrome [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► witness men and they could just [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► you're going to Valhalla here's the msg [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► IBM restaurant with spray msg is pretty [TS]

00:31:53 ◼   ► good but if I was standing on a [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► foundation of pepperoni pizza when that [TS]

00:31:57 ◼   ► happened I was first would be grounded [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► from electric shock and I you know and i [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► would have to have some have some base [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► layer of bread and cheese that msg could [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► kind of soak into and I would I would I [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► wouldn't have that like hallucinatory [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► hour and a half after after the best dim [TS]

00:32:16 ◼   ► sum meal where you just you know where [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► you're like you're hearing colors and [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► stuff [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► oh you can like to smell truth yeah yeah [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► because the msg was doing with your [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► synesthesia little bra you get that [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► pretty hard don't you [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► you know i i've done a fair enough [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► amount of research to know that the only [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► people that will really stand up and say [TS]

00:32:37 ◼   ► that msg has an effect on them it's like [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► Jenny McCarthy level of craziness [TS]

00:32:44 ◼   ► because all of the science people and [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► all of the food people say no that's not [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► true you do not feel msg but they're [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► wrong [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► yeah i'm a member of the cult of msg [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► feelers and when I eat it I can fucking [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► feel the feet I can feel the future I [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► can control [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► I i have spooky action at a distance I [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► can make i can make i can make like [TS]

00:33:14 ◼   ► Adams line up with each other is you [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► access she's just obviously senses but [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► eventually I don't want to put it too [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► strongly gives you said there might be a [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► nascent powers that you're not even [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► aware of from day to day [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► that's exactly right you get a window of [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► possibility when you when you feel the [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► msg things start to happen you're [TS]

00:33:32 ◼   ► noticing things you never noticed before [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► I can feel my hair you can feel your [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► answers just like you really like all my [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► god i have this all the time [TS]

00:33:40 ◼   ► Yeah Yeah right well except that it also [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► hurts a little bit like there's there's [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► a it's it's like with all great powers [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► comes from some kind of discomfort [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► yeah right so so all of a sudden like I [TS]

00:33:53 ◼   ► feel too much I here too much i kinda [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► wanna go to sleep but I also I [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► you know kind of want to drive a truck [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► into a dust storm like it's a it's a [TS]

00:34:04 ◼   ► very peculiar state and it's and it's [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► especially destabilizing when other [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► people try to tell you that it's not [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► happening [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► Yeah right right right you know not how [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► you feel about beverages I think as you [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► know I'm a multi beverage person i like [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► i like multiple beverages sometimes at [TS]

00:34:23 ◼   ► the same time you're talking about like [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► a table where you have a sparkling water [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► an old-fashioned an orangina a coffee a [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► coffee and a cup of green tea all sort [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► of a raid around with it could be [TS]

00:34:36 ◼   ► surprised me but you know obviously [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► bring the water I'm gonna want the water [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► my big water traps will you don't have [TS]

00:34:40 ◼   ► to order that no my standard go to UM [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► for a time and nineties was I would have [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► you know regular glass glass of water a [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► coffee scotch and coke [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► ooh ok well mine is a water a cup of [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► coffee always with him and then a [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► milkshake that if you can go into a [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► place and have a cup of coffee and a [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► milkshake with a water back then and [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► then a pepperoni pizzas on the way then [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► fucking order french dip and you got it [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► covered right you order friendship with [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► a side salad and you're gonna walk out [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► of there and there's not going to be [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► that thing of like oh I wish I'd had the [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► mushrooms right well i always get the [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► mushrooms [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► well I used to get the mushrooms until I [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► bit into a mushroom one time and it [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► squirted hot oil on me that was a [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► triggering thing for you know it now and [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► now if you like to get warnings if we're [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► up mushrooms are going to be discussed [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► no no but about squirting hot squirting [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► if mushroom show up on the table if [TS]

00:35:46 ◼   ► listen if hot squirting is going to be [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► discussed i do want to i do want some [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► kind of warning or at least you know I [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► want to be like in pig latin [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► no one would be aware it's impossible [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► possible conversations room a hurting [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► square but look if if if if a ramekin or [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► a a gravy boat of mushroom shows up and [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► their sizzling in butter [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► I know what I'm getting into what I [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► don't want [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► is deep fried mushrooms they already [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► have they have lots of secrets and [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► surprises [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► yeah they appear to be like dry hot and [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► dry and then you crunch into it you [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► realize like oh the the whole miserable [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► feeling would hit the inside here comes [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► yeah that hurts the fungus is just [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► soaked boiling hot oil and then it's and [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► it won't cool down because it's inside [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► this crust that's a dangerous fucking [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► grenade slam that fucking milkshake [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► yeah but once the hot oils hits you [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► you're fucked I mean no milk shake in [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► the world can take that getting together [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► in Africa to get vanilla I can rotate i [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► rotate milkshakes i will not get there [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► are a lot of problems right now in the [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► northwest and one of them is that I was [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► also just recently in portland and [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► there's a there's a the popular ice [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► cream shop down there now is called [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► something like yeah the Salton salt & [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► straw [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► yes it's straight it's pretty fancy it's [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► pretty fancy and you and and they hand [TS]

00:37:14 ◼   ► you a menu of like 14 different kinds of [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► ice cream [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► I can't wait like an hour it's nuts you [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► gotta wait an hour and the ice cream [TS]

00:37:20 ◼   ► flavors are salted licorice shoe-leather [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► bananas flambé with anchovies wooden [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► comb and he'll eat shit you guys like [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► come on one just one flavor too clever [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► too clever by half [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► yeah one flavor 11 flavor that is not [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► for that it where it's not an experience [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► I just we caught on somebody's twirly [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► moustache [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► I just want some fucking ice cream rose [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► i will lead a scoop of vanilla right now [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► except that your vanilla is laced with [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► lavender I don't want lab I you know I [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► have to tell you I don't want to sound [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► touchy but I I think I have a bone to [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► pick with people who are anti vanilla I [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► think vanilla can be very very good [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► it's vanilla is not vanilla vanilla is [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► not boring when you get a really good [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► like a you know what they're related the [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► real vanilla bean taste to it [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► God that can be so good even look at [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► some of the Athena haagen-dazs the [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► Hadassah what's called vanilla bean so [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► I'm gonna be good [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► that's a good as ice cream [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► you know up here in the northwest we [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► have the we have to look alright that's [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► the creamery that's the creamery and [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► that tillamook makes ice cream and it's [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► not it's not which it it's not like [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► premium ice cream but it's ice cream [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► that I support I support them mostly [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► because it has a northwestern pedigree [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► and they have like five different kinds [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► of vanilla but there's one called [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► old-fashioned vanilla and I just get it [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► reflexively because if you put [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► old-fashioned in front of something I [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► just immediately feel like I'm at [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► Farrell's ice cream shop and somebody [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► with the with the arm garter and a [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► bowler hat is coming over and [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► rollerskating yeah it's your birthday [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► and so I get that old-fashioned vanilla [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► and the thing about vanilla ice cream [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► for me the first two bites are ambrosia [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► and then like everything it just sort of [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► dulls your senses and it turns into a [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► menu just like cream and lard in your [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► mouth as fast as you can to try and get [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► the to try and make the screaming [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► stopped the promise Seattle has to do [TS]

00:39:28 ◼   ► with shakes get to me fancy ice creams [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► you can't get like a normal shape are [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► they are sandals on [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► oh no I think ninety-nine percent of the [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► time when you go to when you go to get a [TS]

00:39:37 ◼   ► milkshake in Seattle you have chocolate [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► vanilla strawberry but then you have [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► other up you know you can get raspberry [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► which I sometimes will do I like a [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► raspberry shake i like a blackberry [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► shake i'll even get a peanut butter [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► chocolate shake [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► that sounds good coffee shake very good [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► mint chocolate chip shake all of these [TS]

00:39:57 ◼   ► are the classic Flav's don't sound like [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► scott simpson here but there are the [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► classic flat ass itch but you come in [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► and you got you get your water you got [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► your milkshake you obviously that your [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► coffee there's a pepperoni pizza on the [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► way you know what would you what would [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► you like to see in dining technologies [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► that is to encourage a certain cut way [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► of eating or to open up the idea that [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► this could be what you wanted to be what [TS]

00:40:19 ◼   ► would you like to see when you go to a [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► restaurant I want to see a big table [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► where people have carved their names and [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► probably large like like two large the [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► tables too large but that's good because [TS]

00:40:34 ◼   ► it's a picnic table style thing [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► I'd like there to be a pipe organ [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► haha and I'd like them to be playing old [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► Harold Lloyd movies up on the brick wall [TS]

00:40:46 ◼   ► and then the guy with the pipe organ is [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► like scoring the movie I'd like there to [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► be milkshakes that kind of come out with [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► the pizza should be as long as you're [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► going along on a wackadoodle 70 steams [TS]

00:41:00 ◼   ► should be a phone on the table that you [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► can pick up [TS]

00:41:02 ◼   ► oh hello oh hello sure there should be a [TS]

00:41:06 ◼   ► phone on the table and you can you call [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► you could I mean here's another one i [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► agree with you i like so far getting to [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► shakeys you got Farrell's you got that [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► trend of like the of the like [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► prototypical Bennigan's TGI Fridays lots [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► of antiques and shit on the walls and [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► you can I talk on the phone that looks [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► like shit what should be confident and [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► shit you get a giant table i also like [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► the idea first of all everything is okay [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► like whatever you want if you want a [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► weird way we'll make it that way if you [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► want a weird portion size will make it [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► will do the extent we can we will try to [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► make that work and price it accordingly [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► no restrictions there should be a [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► minimal number of restrictions and it's [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► not because the chef is is fucking high [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► strong and doesn't like to marrek like I [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► want to merge onto marrek em right [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► that's another one because the other one [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► I know this is going to be difficult [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► like I looked at the 13 coins menu just [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► now for like an hour not fantastic menu [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► but like I you know it seems like you go [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► to somebody's gonna get Danny's and [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► everything's price like a Denny's you [TS]

00:41:59 ◼   ► good with 13 coins are now got you [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► everything is price that way i like to [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► see some more variation where I could [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► get in $80 tomahawk steak [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► uh I could also get a pretty good [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► three-dollar grilled cheese to top it [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► with interesting i wonder how that would [TS]

00:42:15 ◼   ► work i wonder if that would actually be [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► a problem if your menu ginger gamut [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► well i just i wonder if I want you know [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► it's that the thing where people always [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► buy the thing in the middle right [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► I don't know if you'd ever sure every [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► once in a while some some guy and [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► oppressed shirt with a gaudy watch is [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► going to order the $80 steak just to [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► lord it over everybody right but how [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► long were you can have that sitting in [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► the fridge before that guy comes in [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► oh you got to be so careful with that [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► and I i have to tell you if it's a [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► certain price and I don't want to be [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► normal not normative here but if it's a [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► certain price restaurant and they have [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► lobster on the menu or they've got too [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► many different kinds of seafood i will [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► steer away from that you'll avoid the [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► lobster but like what if you love kebabs [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► but you're avoiding lamb [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► what if you want a grilled cheese kebab [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► like whatever it is you want i would [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► love a place that would do to the extent [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► possible try to make an interesting if [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► we want to get if we win how about this [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► what if you want the $80 tomahawk steak [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► as an appetizer for the table [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► whoa whoa right that diners Without [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► Borders see i remember i remember back [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► in the eighties before the world became [TS]

00:43:27 ◼   ► standardized traveling back east through [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► small towns and buy back east I mean the [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► Midwest which at the time seemed like [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► back east to me you'd go into these [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► little towns and their be kind of like [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► though there be a restaurant and the [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► sign outside [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► what's a restaurant group you know what [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► i mean and i do is you should go it's [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► unacceptable have a restaurant called [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► restaurant that was called rosebud known [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► informally by the former dead owners [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► name sure was collecting pointers guess [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► jeans they care that it's a restaurant [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► and jeans been dead for a long time it's [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► what I'd like jeans jeans wife's second [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► husband actually loved his cigarettes [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► but so you go in there and behind the [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► bar there be a bar obviously where [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► people would like white a paper hats [TS]

00:44:13 ◼   ► were bustling it was fairly bustling [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► place is full of farmers and there would [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► be a ham there will be a ham and there [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► will be a turkey and there will be a [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► roast beef and you could make any kind [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► of food with those combination of those [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► things that would be nice right there [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► would be simply ran out of that hand [TS]

00:44:33 ◼   ► there's no more ham no more him until [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► they had another hand and it just feels [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► like from the from that combination of [TS]

00:44:40 ◼   ► ingredients that the milkshake [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► ingredients they have the ham the roast [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► beef in the turkey they had the bread [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► they had cheese and eggs you could make [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► like 7,000 kinds of food you can make a [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► ham sandwich but you can also make a ham [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► steak [TS]

00:44:58 ◼   ► I feel like that has been lost a ham [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► steak so much has been lost [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► yeah and now you walk into a place [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► you're like well for the tonight we have [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► tonight chef has prepared ham steak 444 [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► okay first of all it's not fillet of ham [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► heads and it's just it's just it's just [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► yeah it's been picked a dollar signs no [TS]

00:45:25 ◼   ► no dollar signs on the meddling Flav [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► hand chef has a way of hand for price [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► available on request [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► AQ & and I and you know it's just like [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► what the fuck am come on it's one of the [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► it's one of the basic foods there ought [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► to be him [TS]

00:45:39 ◼   ► I mean it won't be him everywhere I told [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► you I totally agree [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► I don't want to know i don't want to [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► sound like i don't want to sound like [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► somebody that's like him everywhere have [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► everywhere him everywhere and down and [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► I've got like dancers on either side [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► twerking him everywhere am everywhere [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► ladies and gentlemen the ham targets I [TS]

00:46:02 ◼   ► don't you know I had that I don't want [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► that to be my legacy and everywhere so [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► but you can get a scoop but here's the [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► thing you can you got turkey got rescue [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► and you get a scoop of macaroni cheese [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► on the side or maybe a monkey dish [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► that's right also yeah I want paper hats [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► also lots of monkey dishes and ramekins [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► abso-fucking-lutely i love all you know [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► missing oh my god sauce [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► what about sauces now sauces it seems to [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► me like the ham the turkey maybe you [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► don't have a ton of it but you could [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► have a saucepan of like six sauces that [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► could be deployed tactically on any meal [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► that anyone ordered you and I have [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► talked a lot about sauce and not enough [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► though I still feel like I've got a [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► sauce whole well yeah it's a few you do [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► have a sauce whole I do too but I don't [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► think I don't think other people care [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► about sauce like we do I don't think [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► they thought about it enough to get an [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► education issue it's an education issue [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► and the thing is you can't think about [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► sauce you have to do about sauce in a [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► sister you know what I'm saying like s [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► the songs you have to you have to you [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► have to live the sauce and that's how [TS]

00:47:05 ◼   ► you know that you want the sauce the [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► song yet the sauce has to come you have [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► to go how their capers in this song [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► los that the education part is important [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► John you have to be aware of the sauce [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► and open to the sauce because here's [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► what you're thinking if you're one of [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► these people it's not that people are [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► dumb where the people are unaware [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► they're not educated there's kind of [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► dumb and sort of unaware about sausage [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► yeah so they're thinking if you've [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► already gone through this you you you [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► know this this is the thing people go [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► sauces there's already plenty of sauces [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► no there's not plenty of sauces go to [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► the grocery store and try to get [TS]

00:47:35 ◼   ► yourself some store made sauces and [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► gravies how's that look at all have you [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► ever have you ever bought a jar of gravy [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► and I was like to all of the gravy's [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► it's a literal abortion it's simple bad [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► constant part of this one day I went and [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► I tried about four envelopes from [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► McCormick's and I tried some of this [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► chicken tonight type of abortions and [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► brought it home [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► they were all awful i could have shat [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► better sauce yep yep and you know it up [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► for me I i have felt like the day that [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► they can put gravy and a can or in a jar [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► and have it even remotely resemble gravy [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► is the day that I would go on a manned [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► mission to Mars [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► I mean sure this is the thing I the [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► number one thing that is inhibiting me [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► from going to Mars [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► aside from not having been invited is [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► the idea that i'm gonna get up there and [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► there's going to be a you know it's [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► going to be Thanksgiving and we're going [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► to open up our bags of like gonna get a [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► tube of Turkey to ya youtuber turkey [TS]

00:48:32 ◼   ► dinner and I'm gonna be like yeah I'm on [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► the way to Mars I'm a but I'm a historic [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► pioneer and then you're going to take [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► that first taste of gravy and it's going [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► to taste like somebody burned a plastic [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► bag and you're gonna say what the what [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► the fuck get me back to earth [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► you can make that noise I can't do this [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► I can't do this they know about assault [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► in the world can mask this terrible [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► gravy has got to be paper hats [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► it's got to be flexibility there should [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► be sanitary that to me you don't need a [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► ton of sauce we've covered sauces and [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► gravies a little bit in the past i want [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► to talk about it too much but who but i [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► think a sausage gravy a nice brown gravy [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► but now i'm told by our listeners that [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► I'm overthinking the sausage gravy think [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► that sausage gravy is actually trivially [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► easy to make [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► if you have you heard this uh well i [TS]

00:49:28 ◼   ► would like to see it made [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► well you go and look at a recipe it [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► looks complicated but apparently it's [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► pretty much as simple as crumble up some [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► sausage put in some butter and cream and [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► then you know its salt pepper and you've [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► got sausage gravy but i don't see I feel [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► like I want to fact check it a little [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► bit but look but look at it seems like [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► there should be a way like to have a [TS]

00:49:49 ◼   ► restaurant that thing is it could be a [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► big restaurant 13 coins pretty [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► good-sized right [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► yep you know why I'm gonna put the show [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► that's the booths on my couch I can't be [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► this is going away i'm so sad [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► well it hasn't happened yet I mean [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► there's a lot of things a lot of things [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► that they say are going away and then [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► they don't go away a lot of things that [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► they don't tell you are going away just [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► go away in the middle of the night that [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► they tore down two blocks of businesses [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► and apartment buildings on Broadway to [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► build the new subway stop em [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► Seattle is you know very excited about [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► our big subway that is opening finally [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► after after decades after 50 years of [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► talking about internal or longer we [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► finally now have our subway which goes [TS]

00:50:41 ◼   ► from the University to downtown and it [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► has three stops university one stop on [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► capitol hill and then downtown so it's a [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► three-stop train it cost 80 billion [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► dollars to build i'll come on [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► well maybe not 80 but is up there just a [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► billion dollars to build ya a 400 people [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► lost their lives [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► what no nobody lost their lives anymore [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► i'm so glad you finally out of that [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► racing you can tell the truth you can [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► speak the truth different ways but what [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► they really what they did was they tore [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► down two blocks of kind of you know they [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► weren't the greatest businesses but it [TS]

00:51:22 ◼   ► was it was it was one of those like [TS]

00:51:25 ◼   ► stretches of businesses where there was [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► the indian food restaurant there was the [TS]

00:51:31 ◼   ► bong store yes but there was also the [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► kitty cat bookstore [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► there was the state-owned liquor store [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► there were 4-5 business 45 storefronts [TS]

00:51:43 ◼   ► where you could for awhile open a store [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► that sold nothing but butane lighters [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► and swords you can open a store that [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► sold like African imports that was [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► perpetually going out of business we [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► call it the eternal flame right the [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► store that we opened with a [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► going-out-of-business sale and it was [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► always going out of business [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► ok like all those places where if you [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► wanted to sell magic the gathering cards [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► and have a fan of folding table where [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► people could play cards in the middle of [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► the day like you could open a store in [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► one of these places they tore them all [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► down including like an old apartment [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► building and and the Minotaur the great [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► coffee shop down the Godfather's Pizza [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► where I used to sleep during the day [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► when I didn't have a place to live [TS]

00:52:29 ◼   ► normal down to build this subway and [TS]

00:52:31 ◼   ► they built a huge fence around the hole [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► 2 square blocks so you couldn't see what [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► was going on was like what's going on in [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► there you know they're building [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► something they're digging a big hole and [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► then just the other day took the fence [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► down to reveal that at least so far all [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► they've built there is one of those [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► municipal like west coast municipal [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► style stuff subway tunnel entrance kiosk [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► bulbs mean steps [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► uh well because of the because of [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► because Seattle as it has a geography [TS]

00:53:14 ◼   ► that really is not at all suited to [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► subways the only way to access the [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► tunnel is by express elevator so there's [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► nose-down know there's no escalate [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► that's a terrible idea [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► oh I know you need that for people with [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► motion things though I don't want to [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► only way [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► express elevator because it's so deep [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► under the ground so we're going to slide [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► so here's how you access this thing you [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► get on an elevator with a bunch of [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► strangers [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► and go down so deep into the ground that [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► you can't even take a stair if you [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► wanted to and that's that's their [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► proposed like where we're all supposed [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► to just be like fine with that but [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► leaving that aside what what they have [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► done is they took away they took away [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► two blocks of businesses and and [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► departments and my presumption was [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► behind that giant wall when they were [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► beavering away at digging their whole [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► but they also had a plan to build a [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► six-story building with apartments and [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► ground floor retail in added at what is [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► basically the busiest intersection on [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► Capitol Hill certainly but one of the [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► busiest intersections in the town and [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► they took the wall down and it's just [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► like it's basically a elevator door and [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► so I see what you mean you mean like the [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► kind of thing you'd see like in civic [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► center [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► yeah there's just this creepy elevator [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► tip it's just an elevator door sticking [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► out of a plaza [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► oh that sounds very anticlimactic after [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► all the wall it's terribly [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► anti-climactic and I just look at it I'm [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► like well what's gonna happen here now [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► like what [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► there's no commerce happening there's no [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► no one can live here [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► that's so depressing John it's basically [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► cut one end of broadway off from the [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► other end because you're gonna walk [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► along Broadway you're gonna be looking [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► at the shop windows you're going to come [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► to this elevator shaft and you're going [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► to look past it you're going to see two [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► blocks of just baked plane there's no [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► landscaping and as far as i can tell men [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► and so you're going to turn around and [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► walk up the other side of broadway and [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► and you're not going to get done the two [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► sides of broadway now we're not [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► connected the two ends of it and huge [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► missed opportunity to have like this be [TS]

00:55:38 ◼   ► a thing and instead what it is it's just [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► a big Plaza where occupy wall street is [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► going to stand around handing out flyers [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► and chanting and wearing a guy fawkes [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► masks and like it's just a they thought [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► that they were building some kind of [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► Logan's Run minimalism but like shitty [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► human beings are going to fill [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► all that space with shittiness [TS]

00:56:02 ◼   ► immediately the best thing that is going [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► to be there is maybe somebody doing some [TS]

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00:58:20 ◼   ► yeah this is mine friendly but also [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► maybe an encampment you could have an [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► encampment they're all that'll be nice [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► this not only we understand i mean i [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► hereby can't tell how much this is john [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► joking but the idea of like so there's [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► an elevator people get in it they go way [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► down to the subway is there are they are [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► their constant elevator going up and [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► down is there one elevator to go way [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► down now they go way down now name it [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► sounds a little bit like this corrosion [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► by sisters of mercy [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► mhm what we goin for uh well the song [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► way down now i'll try this one [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► we're down we're down now oh haha i like [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► that we're down radar bae way down [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► yahoo Rodin I said it not just type [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► casey james even know what that is [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► caseyjames sounds like a missing child [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► except it's the casey james we're going [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► to write a missing child casey james the [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► I the buyer by good my fellow senators [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► to endorse the way down case James bill [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► what you're going to protect the [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► children from being abducted quote to [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► quote the great sound [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► love daddy passed hey now hey now seeing [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► this corrosion he now [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► oh is it a bank of elevators how many [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► how many elevators are there extant I [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► don't know if you've ever ridden a [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► municipal elevator that just opens into [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► a part i spent just under 49 years [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► avoiding municipal elevator [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► avoiding municipal elevator [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► because I know it's just a moving toilet [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► yeah well that's exactly right like if I [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► municipal elevator people need them here [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► and i'll get a pop of my thoughts [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► sometimes but hey the elevators Bart [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► elevators are out at civic center or [TS]

01:00:11 ◼   ► wherever but like people just shit [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► that's what they are they're just moving [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► jitters [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► I mean about an elevator in a city [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► building where they lock the doors at [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► night and they have cleaning crews those [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► elevators most of the time don't work [TS]

01:00:23 ◼   ► and are like yeah right people use them [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► as bathrooms now [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► picture an elevator that's just open to [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► the world and and tell me even if they [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► had 20 banks of them and even if they [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► were the fastest self-cleaning elevators [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► in the world are you its there's so many [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► points of failure would you ever get on [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► one I would not ever get on one how [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► long's the ride [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► kinda like 11 minutes haha oh I mean it [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► was like an 11-minute elevator ride [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► every day [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► basically it feels like you would be [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► with your standing there like my the [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► chilean miner am I the chilean miner I'm [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► gonna get on this elevator all i want to [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► do is take a film average and I'm gonna [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► get on this I'm gonna go down and then [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► and then I'm gonna be down there they're [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► gonna be drilling a hole and sending me [TS]

01:01:14 ◼   ► like cheese sandwiches through a whole [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► there's only one stop at the top ground [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► level and there's one stop at the subway [TS]

01:01:20 ◼   ► you're gonna get the satisfying king of [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► making progress right is there a [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► thermometer to show you when you get [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► closer to the subway [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► it's a really good question you haven't [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► been on this have you what it's not open [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► you should get a tour [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► the thing is this is why would i would [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► have loved a tour and when during my [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► political almost came in second for an [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► election you should be one of the first [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► people in that elevator and now during [TS]

01:01:41 ◼   ► my aspirin days there there were people [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► who were already you know public [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► officers who were given like advanced [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► rides on the train and it looks amazing [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► it looks really cool because Seattle has [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► never had a subway and also since the [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► subway only has three stops it's just a [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► huge long tunnel that the train go [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► really fast [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► you know this that I gotta read about [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► this this sounds read this sounds I got [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► you know it sounds like I John you know [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► me i do not use this word lightly I [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► think this sounds like a boondoggle [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► seattle is so characterized by [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► boondoggles that I don't even know [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► anymore whether you know I have to [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► really resist the impulse to start [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► saying things like Seattle gets what it [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► deserves because it consistently votes [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► against good practical things including [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► me and it boats for like a kind of rule [TS]