Roderick on the Line

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00:00:39 ◼   ► hello I John but ding-dong [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► how is it going but being gone [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► ding don't make sure to sing that ah [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► what I really want to sing is [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba but ramp that's [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► from the star track [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► yep that's what I really wanna sing but [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► I'd I felt like that was a weird way to [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► start the show [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► yeah I've been thinking about you for [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► the last 40 minutes oh haha not been [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► listening to I have to keep this to [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► contemporaneous but listen to my friends [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► podcast talking about Genesis make sure [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► you remember how much I loved genesis [TS]

00:01:18 ◼   ► genesis the band or Genesis the be a guy [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► a bomb was the first book of the Bible [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► um alright yo I didn't you were really [TS]

00:01:26 ◼   ► big fan of Genesis the first book of the [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► Bible as a leg [TS]

00:01:31 ◼   ► well yeah i'm going to say you know I [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► can't Genesis and Exodus super-strong [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► books [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► ok then you got to Genesis Exodus [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► Leviticus numbers and Deuteronomy a [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► little bit samey you feel an older [TS]

00:01:44 ◼   ► brother I i think they did not have one [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► cohesive editor for that I think Moses [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► probably farmed it out i think i think [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► Moses get some good work on the first to [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► em you know what he had a stake in it [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► anything but the rest of the three was [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► all like that was like filling out [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► contracts you know what's interesting [TS]

00:01:58 ◼   ► about it or not lie down with shellfish [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► in the desert man what's interesting [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► about numbers is that that's the moment [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► that Peter realized or I'm sorry was [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► revealed it was revealed to Peter by God [TS]

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00:02:12 ◼   ► convert Jews moses and moses think Peter [TS]

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00:02:20 ◼   ► holy Moses only only most is Peter one [TS]

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00:02:27 ◼   ► oh sure you don't confuse with simon [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► pearce telling Peter it was it was in [TS]

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00:02:33 ◼   ► oh sure you get the accident you get the [TS]

00:02:34 ◼   ► Romans sure yeah max in Romans I think [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► our to it to the strongest books of the [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► new testament I feel like letter 2 [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► Corinthians apparently i really get [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► engaged all with me i'm john i know the [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► b-sides right there [TS]

00:02:48 ◼   ► because it just feels like look until [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► the new testament what was it it was [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► just a bunch of it was just a bunch of [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► crosstalk you know what I mean it was [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► just a bunch of like skies in the desert [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► finally I'm trying to micromanage [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► whatever would each other straight back [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► to start track because really you got to [TS]

00:03:09 ◼   ► be what we call the Old Testament is [TS]

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00:03:13 ◼   ► it and then really uh you got you got a [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► new testament kinda like Star Trek the [TS]

00:03:18 ◼   ► new generation well and so and that but [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► the thing is it's this new generation [TS]

00:03:21 ◼   ► but it if it casts backward [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► hmm and it ruined it reveals all that [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► was all we didn't understand about [TS]

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00:03:35 ◼   ► for you know I think a lot of that you [TS]

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00:03:39 ◼   ► a lot of Captain Pike a ruth what I'm so [TS]

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00:03:47 ◼   ► what is the equivalent in the Old [TS]

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00:04:04 ◼   ► there was a handsome woman [TS]

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00:04:11 ◼   ► yvonne craig was that I think I used to [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► use shampoo I think you're thinking of [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► gee your hair smells terrific [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► no I don't know that was it a beer [TS]

00:04:21 ◼   ► shampoo that was what I you know you're [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► shy said no this was a macro micro past [TS]

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00:04:36 ◼   ► people get old out there they get older [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► first and then they get old they cover [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► this in Micah their orders for a while [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► yes if they're lucky I love old people [TS]

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00:04:51 ◼   ► you're so old and I'm like have you [TS]

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00:04:58 ◼   ► also all those old man there's old Oh [TS]

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00:05:05 ◼   ► your still old uh-huh [TS]

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00:05:45 ◼   ► okay / welcome how old you have to be [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► oh dear now what about stuff like stuff [TS]

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00:05:54 ◼   ► wait really don't get it is 4800 he's [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► not 48 what only God Almighty no he's [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► not he's really looking 72 that's gotta [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► be it's gotta be 51 all right here uh [TS]

00:06:05 ◼   ► let's see how old stuff well probably 50 [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► ish of mac k 5050 [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► yeah what is he okay I'm gonna kill you [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► in 51 [TS]

00:06:18 ◼   ► yeah all right now always bored 64 @ [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► so51 yeah [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► God look at that guy video for live [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► sweet child of mine the other day looks [TS]

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00:06:47 ◼   ► a lot of drugs it was not a good look on [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► him we had that soufflé hair but it [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► looks amazing now you look at him [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah he looks like something [TS]

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00:07:34 ◼   ► I am York and then you missed it you [TS]

00:07:36 ◼   ► look Shakespearean you look [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► Shakespearean and what does that mean [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► you look like who's the guy to get the [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► poison in 20 wall stuff [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► no you look at Falstaff a little bit I [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► don't you know when I was young [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► everybody called me Prince Hal because [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► that's an obvious comparison white but [TS]

00:07:52 ◼   ► but now who I feel like I'm Rosencrantz [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► yeah right sure sure [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► searching for your Guildenstern oh boy [TS]

00:08:03 ◼   ► you saved still saving that for prison [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► right uh who Shakespeare yeah did you [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► see what time you're going to reach [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► experience you go to prison [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► yeah I mean I literally could not read [TS]

00:08:14 ◼   ► the liner notes of Shakespeare's sister [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► who was she hurt but but I johnny hates [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► jazz you saving that for prison [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► oh are you kidding me i gobbled it up [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► you can avoid Shakespeare just like you [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► can't afford to avoid the Bible even [TS]

00:08:27 ◼   ► though i literally I ran from room to [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► room trying to avoid the Bible but I [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► couldn't [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► my grandfather read it all the way [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► through every year [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► oh if you say yes it's like infinite [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► jest or like if you really set yourself [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► to it and read it a little short bits [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► you can get through the whole thing [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► this is seriously the sum of the sum of [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► there's a lot of repetition is the oh [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► yes oh yes [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► yeah i have read i have read to port you [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► know the highlights of the Bible good [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► portions of it like a doctor's office [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► one of those like illustrated children's [TS]

00:08:56 ◼   ► but I went you know I went to jesuit [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► school and so there was there was the [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► whole Bible as literature tact [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► uh-huh that they took and I've read good [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► have read the Shakespeare that I that I [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► couldn't avoid but you know I mean I are [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► all the older I get and I mean you know [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► this kind of gets back to last week my [TS]

00:09:17 ◼   ► cop out about his TV the new books but I [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► i think it's so much more [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► it's so much more interesting to see it [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► staged or let's be honest to see a movie [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► like you know if you can't get into [TS]

00:09:29 ◼   ► Henry the fifth I can't help you like [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► that movie is so goddamn good that is [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► the gateway drug for Shakespeare movies [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► it's really awfully good they're also [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► good Shakespeare movies there are some [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► very good Shakespeare movies and but [TS]

00:09:40 ◼   ► like reading it is it does feel like [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► you're eating your vegetables whereas [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► that language becomes so much more [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► lively and understandable when it's [TS]

00:09:46 ◼   ► being acted out it's like saying well [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► you know the godfather to the greatest [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► movie of all time so you should read [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► this script and write a paper about it I [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► thought I stand on that I don't want to [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► read The Godfather to script although [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► now that you mention it I do want to [TS]

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00:11:49 ◼   ► anyway I heard and what I here naked huh [TS]

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00:11:57 ◼   ► there's so many that those humble 3i all [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► take you take your Duke you take your [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► abacab there's just so many turn it on [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► again is I'm sorry yes people will say [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► we talked about on the show I don't care [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► turn it on again isn't unimpeachably [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► great pop song em what you think that [TS]

00:12:14 ◼   ► there's there's something that's very [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► hard for people of a certain age to [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► accept which is that Phil Collins is [TS]

00:12:20 ◼   ► amazing [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► yeah you know I I yeah I idea [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► see now I'm always gonna have to sort of [TS]

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00:12:29 ◼   ► People's Army that's the point so here's [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► something my friend my friend Anthony [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► has this show called unjustly maligned [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► and you should be honest sometimes it's [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► a really great show basically somebody [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► goes on to his program and talks about [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► something that almost everybody but them [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► hates explains why they like it and why [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► they think it is you know as the title [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► says I'm just like Justin the line and [TS]

00:12:47 ◼   ► so and so anyway he's on his own show [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► it's kind of a long story but he's [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► talking about Genesis and like I get all [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► of that like it's just there was this [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► three-year period that soured me on Phil [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► Collins and I love almost everything [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► else first of all every indication I've [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► got four Collins stand-up dude I've [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► heard he's a very nice man [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► he seems like a nice man on television [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► I'm just getting that out of the way but [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► I mean I switzerland i will sit there [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► and have some red wine and I will watch [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► all of the old Genesis live videos i [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► would just watch them i will watch them [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► watch them and I will watch Peter [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► Gabriel come out with that years on his [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► under the flower you alright bom bom [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► bom-bom and winston churchill dressed in [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► drag he used to be a British flag would [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► be a really like that but but yes I do [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► but but the listeners should know that [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► you also a side with the French in [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► agreeing that Jerry Lewis is a national [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► treasure [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► I think Jerry Lewis is an international [TS]

00:13:44 ◼   ► curiosity and we should treasure him [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► because because he is he's a complex [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► character [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► yes and I think he's very interesting [TS]

00:13:52 ◼   ► but what was the last time you sat down [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► and put [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► no jacket required on the turntable and [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► just listen to both sides of that I'm [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► gonna trick question [TS]

00:14:00 ◼   ► incredible incredible document of a time [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► well first of all I would need to get a [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► turntable and then i would need to get a [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► copy of no jacket required also what [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► letter because he's a mi somebody like [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► that could set in my car once and I made [TS]

00:14:14 ◼   ► them take it back [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► Wow no see that's the problem see your [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► I'm with the I'm with them up to the [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► release and I I anything as I like face [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► value [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► I love abacab i love Duke I'm right [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► there up to the release of little that [TS]

00:14:31 ◼   ► it's no fun being an illegal it's no fun [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► that that's on the the self-titled [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► Genesis album i think see that's where [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► they lost me a little bit name is I'm a [TS]

00:14:39 ◼   ► vice and he was everywhere and they was [TS]

00:14:41 ◼   ► on the fucking concord between two [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► different live eight shows and it's just [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► weed reach peak on collins don't know [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► that seems I mean that if you inhabit [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► the character of phil collins for that [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► feels pretty good [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► yeah right that somebody Russia's you to [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► the airport puts you on a Concord and [TS]

00:14:57 ◼   ► takes you to the second library you [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► gotta be feeling pretty good about [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► yourself [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► he could have been a lot worse I will [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► also say i will say that he is a triple [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► threat like he is an amazing drummer [TS]

00:15:09 ◼   ► killing and tasteful I mean for the for [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► the crap that he plays and then in the [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► Navy balls time signatures he's [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► incredibly tasteful and flexible as a [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► musician I think he's you know [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► not without here but I think he's [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► awfully good and I think he kind of gets [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► credit for that he is a great singer [TS]

00:15:25 ◼   ► especially when he really lets it rip [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► and and I think he's a good songwriter I [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► think he's i think is a good songwriter [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► the wind also great comic book artist is [TS]

00:15:35 ◼   ► that right no okay look at those take [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► Phil Collins yes put him next to Don [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► Henley intently super-complicated also [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► good drummer greatest artists also good [TS]

00:15:49 ◼   ► singer also great comic artist also you [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► know like frontman songwriter right [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► right stop business but also reviled by [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► many uh snobs including on mojo Nixon [TS]

00:16:07 ◼   ► john nixon does not like Don him Jackson [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► had very strong opinions in the mid to [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► late eighties but you know who would [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► have had that great everybody swamp [TS]

00:16:15 ◼   ► thing without Don Henley I I did if we [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► talked about the the Eagles documentary [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► you want us have we I i had i did watch [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► the eagles died i watch them I watching [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► about every six months you know tonight [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► I get completely lost in them it was [TS]

00:16:28 ◼   ► like wading through hot putting really [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► just a minute that I say that with the [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► full knowledge that like wading through [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► hot putting isn't a hundred percent bad [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► right right a picture yourself in like [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► waist-deep in hot putting em it's not [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► his God you probably wouldn't like [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► choose it I think i would have a lot of [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► confusing feelings about that you have [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► right you wouldn't use it but if you [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► were on one side of a of a chasm full of [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► hot putting and you have to get to the [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► other and you and you you knew there [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► wasn't going to be like a wave of it you [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► just have to wade through it I if he [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► knew to a relative certainty that there [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► was like putting monster in there that [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► was just it was just gonna be warm [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► putting that you're wading through well [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► I didn't say warm i said hot but it's [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► not hot like let's say you had to spend [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► 15 minutes waist-deep in hot putting [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► together for Barnum's side to the other [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► that's just a dream that you had to that [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► I love the parts in the documentary [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► first of all every second Joe Walsh is [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► on screen is mature gold totally great [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► because he is he's first of all he is he [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► is not only extremely talented and [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► extremely funny but he's deeply deeply [TS]

00:17:41 ◼   ► on ironically damaged [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► yeah oh absolutely but it is amazing [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► this and the fact that there is [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► something like lip electrically wrong [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► with him is he's got the wrong wattage [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► fuse or something [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► it's absolutely offset by the fact that [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► every moment that glenn frey's on the [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► screen is like having dental work with [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► no anesthesia but this seems the evenin [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► like I guess up to hotel california but [TS]

00:18:07 ◼   ► the the while they were still on the [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► rise like all the backstage things we [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► start off you see all the photos glenn [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► frey frey wearing sunglasses and reform [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► plan for i was looking at you know he's [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► a guitar guy who's saying into these [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► country songs that really [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► but you look at the backstage and you [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► can do kinda not putting on airs but [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► they clearly want to be California rock [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► stars so it's but it's beautiful to [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► watch them like oh having their [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► marijuana and their acid trips and isn't [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► this fun and then like it isn't more [TS]

00:18:34 ◼   ► than two years later that they are [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► clearly waist-deep incredibly hot [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► putting that there's no turning back [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► from this this world that they had [TS]

00:18:42 ◼   ► sought well yeah and I think like two [TS]

00:18:44 ◼   ► years later they're best friends were [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► all lawyers they were rolling XD it's [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► david geffen in three lawyers up the [TS]

00:18:52 ◼   ► glenn frey of all the rock musicians in [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► history right like it if you look at I [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► mean we've all obviously studied [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► photographs of john lennon taken every [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► 30 seconds [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► throughout his entire twenties right so [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► we can we can sit and argue about which [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► was the best lemon and there are a lot [TS]

00:19:13 ◼   ► of people and I don't I'm I feel like [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► you are letting in 65 guy i'm not sure [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► i'm very definitely a lemon in 67 guy [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► after he kind of given up on the band [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► right just he was still putting still [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► phoning it in [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► he was but he was as we've said so many [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► times I mean he was very unhappy and [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► probably deeply depressed [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► yeah oh yeah but that was like this but [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► from the time like that's what makes the [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► revolver sessions such a delight is that [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► like it's the last gasp of these people [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► performing as a band in any kind of a [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► functional way when you see the outtakes [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► and then obviously high and Paul with [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► the school classes and like that's the [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► last gasp of the beatles as they were [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► it's pretty wonderful but Lennon 69 is [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► inexcusable like there's no I cannot get [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► on i cannot get with Lenin 69 right I [TS]

00:20:03 ◼   ► can't get to him I cannot get with him i [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► would not enjoy riding on a train with [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► him right he was now he's pretty damaged [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► at that point if you see if you can wait [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► through the hot putting of let it be [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► you can just tell the guy was not right [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► and he was on heroin at that point he [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► was on the heroin he was and I I just [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► wouldn't have enjoyed anything about him [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► I wouldn't have enjoyed hearing about [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► his politics I wouldn't have enjoyed [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► hearing his theories about [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► I like sexual politics I wouldn't have [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► enjoyed anything about it [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► glenn frey not to make not to really [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► ruin this program by making any kind of [TS]

00:20:40 ◼   ► comparison between John Lennon England [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► private clinic Fry has this weird period [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► right there in that time you were [TS]

00:20:46 ◼   ► describing early seventies where he just [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► he looks great [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► he he just say he's pulling it off oh [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► yeah he just he's he's amazing he said [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► he was he looked I mean given how much [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► of up through the mid seventies it was [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► really more like the late sixties he was [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► some of those people in the California [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► scene were like strangely modern like [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► there's something about him was very [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► contemporary [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► yeah right that's right he is he would [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► he would absolutely fit in as a member [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► of father john misty is band and the he [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► like he blows it right away and I feel I [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► feel like Clinton fry with a mustache [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► was like really worked for me huh [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► um like that at the denim the denim [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► dudes denim dudes like she's against [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► your skin collar [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► yeah also I think it takes being in a [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► band like the Eagles I think it takes a [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► certain amount of guts to get on stage [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► and play an acoustic guitar [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► I mean he was he was really good at what [TS]

00:21:52 ◼   ► he did anyway I I I I should be kind of [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► Phil Collins I should probably do some [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► do some restitution because I really do [TS]

00:22:00 ◼   ► enjoy my missing here listen to Genesis [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► tracking down and no no I'm right now [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► I'm looking at a picture of glenn frey [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► wrapped in a Mexican blanket in joshua [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► tree by taking everything back that I [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► just said whenever I take it all back [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► he was inexcusable from the very [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► beginning there was never a single [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► moment of glenn frey that he wasn't [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► absolutely appalling but I mean a lot of [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► what we're talking about [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► also by the way also and on my advice [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► very big featured I mean featured pretty [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► prominently in miami vice and you know [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► it is the politics of contraband that's [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► right isn't [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► bloggers and i think yeah I think I'm [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► talking about glenn frey and 74 he was [TS]

00:22:44 ◼   ► already a star but he thought to grow a [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► mustache which I have like pre-dawn [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► fielder [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► yeah that one hell of a guitar player he [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► was I'm not [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► I can't believe we've talked about the [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► Eagles this much eagles are a [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► complicated topic for a lot of people [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► tonight did I ever tell you about the [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► first time that i became aware of the [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► fact that people hate the Eagles because [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► growing up in the seventies in Alaska [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► without a big brother [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► let's just stipulate i did not have a [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► big brother i'm just getting the Eagles [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► the same way everybody else got the [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► eagles they were kind of everywhere they [TS]

00:23:27 ◼   ► were everywhere and my older [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► well I just said that I didn't have a [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► big brother but in fact i do have two [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► older brothers but they're much older [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► and they did not function as Big [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► Brother's for me [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► non-canonical that's right they are [TS]

00:23:38 ◼   ► there they were big brothers in a [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► different orbit but one of my brother's [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► gave my dad the cassette tape i'm sorry [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► the 8-track tape of hotel california [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► because he wanted my dad to hear the [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► song life in the fast lane and my dad [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► really embraced the concept of life in [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► the fast lane and used to say it all the [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► time used to quote it and he didn't [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► really play the 8-track but it was lying [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► around the house and dad would say like [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► well that's life in the fast lane [TS]

00:24:19 ◼   ► we're livin life in the fast lane and so [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► from a young age I was like life in the [TS]

00:24:26 ◼   ► fast lane is where we are [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► first of all me and my dad and second of [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► all it's where you want to be and I the [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► the idea that life in the fast lane was [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► not a place that you wanted to be which [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► is I think the message of the song and [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► dad didn't really dive down the lyrics [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► long enough to you know it's a classic [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► it's a classic like born in the USA [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► problem right people didn't get the [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► what the song was actually about but [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► sometime it was post-high school for me [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► after I was in Seattle early nineties [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► somebody said to me casually offhand you [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► know like all that that band is terrible [TS]

00:25:11 ◼   ► there they're almost as bad as the [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► eagles and I was like what do you mean [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► II the Eagles are bagged by how do you [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► mean the Eagles are bad the Eagles are [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► one of the they're one of the great [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► bands there right up there with Lynyrd [TS]

00:25:25 ◼   ► Skynyrd and uh and traffic and they're [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► up there anything in the seventies they [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► were kind of up there with maybe like [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► the stones were they were like you know [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► like Mona Lisa band where it's like they [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► were just they were still there so there [TS]

00:25:38 ◼   ► it would be unusual to have that strong [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► of a negative feeling about them [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► everybody nobody dislike them and [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► everybody kind of like them i think that [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► they were bigger than the stones in the [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► US and well i mean i don't i can't go I [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► can't go over there and see what it's [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► like to be over in Europe in the [TS]

00:25:56 ◼   ► seventies I can't even get there in my [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► mind but I'm always surprised that when [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► you look at record sales how relatively [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► few records the stones sold relative to [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► other bands that you that you don't [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► think of as being bigger than the stones [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► like you think of the stones as being [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► pretty much top tier by any reckoning [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► but the stones didn't really sell that [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► many records and I mean obviously they [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► sold lots and lots and lots of Records [TS]

00:26:32 ◼   ► but i think that there might have even [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► been stones albums the debt that didn't [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► go platinum [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► yeah especially in like the post exile [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► period where they they had their own [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► kind of little Jean help for a while [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► where they had that hits but I mean like [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► that some girls sell that many copies [TS]

00:26:52 ◼   ► I don't know go to soup no that's like [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► 69 68 or 69 right but I mean do you own [TS]

00:26:58 ◼   ► godson did you know uh no i don't i have [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► some great stuff [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► I have beggars banquet was called the [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► cake 1 i've got is on Main Street is one [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► of my favorites get those I've got going [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► back to set up some girls and I had had [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► some singles at the time but you know I [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► mean they're sleeping around 50 years [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► people people have been feeling like the [TS]

00:27:25 ◼   ► stones are phoning it in longer most of [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► the majority of their career right but [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► but but you know the Eagles have the [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► best selling record of all time or [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► something well just alternate greatest [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► their greatest hits the first greatest [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► hits record was at one point at least [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► only they got hell freezes over hell [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► freezes over i think one of the highest [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► selling as well [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► yeah good point good well so anyway I [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► just socially so you become at this [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► point young John has become aware aware [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► that people hate the Eagles yes and then [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► it was one of those things I remember [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► the first time somebody said i was i was [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► working at a pizza parlor and about 1992 [TS]

00:28:10 ◼   ► and somebody said you know can I get [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► extra pepperoni on the slice or [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► something I put extra pepperoni or forum [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► and the guy said right on and i had [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► never heard that the no one has ever [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► said right arm to me in with that kind [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► of musicality right on and right on felt [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► like a sixties phrase uh-huh right on [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► who and in 1992 saying right on with [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► that kind of casual like flip and right [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► on felt very much like a someone is [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► knocking on my door [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► Oh No expecting anyone no let me go over [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► here and see what happens when you [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► proceed with caution sure iím this is [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► unusual [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► alright you stay with her ok Johnson [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► just stepping away from the microphone [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► you're gonna do spiral arms starting [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► when [TS]

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00:30:48 ◼   ► get interesting did you catch that I [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► surely did that was thinking Jarrod was [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► journey heard from fire protection [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► protection Thank You Jared for the heads [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► up they're gonna be ringing the bells [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► let's keep we can't done you get some [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► happy about you put pepperoni on the [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► pizza with pepperoni on this guy's beats [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► and he said right on and i was like huh [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► it was a I absolutely remember it's [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► standing out to me because it was that [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► great way that culture does we're at [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► first it seemed like this one [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► particularly cool guy [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► had taken a phrase from the sixties and [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► had just thrown it out there super cache [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► and and it and it works somehow like [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► right on but then working in this pizza [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► parlor in the next four weeks i heard [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► then a second guy say right on and I was [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► like wait a minute i noted it the second [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► time i heard it and by four weeks in it [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► had become a ubiquitous sort of [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► catchphrase for approximately what year [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► is this [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► 90-93 some 193 let's say okay and then [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► it all over Seattle [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► everyone said right on it went viral [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► it went viral and I said right on and i [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► continue to say right on now 20-plus [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► years later and it was just a it was [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► like the first time I heard dude you [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► know it just became I I didn't realize [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► in that moment that this was not a [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► passing thing that this was going to be [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► coming unimportant part a key part of [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► the way that I was a cool dude [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► because if somebody skateboards up to [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► you always over the curb flips their [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► board up grabs it in their hand and says [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► hey John what's up [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► it is eighty-five percent certain that [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► i'm going to say right on over [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► I mean it's such a great response to so [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► many things if anybody Ali's within half [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► a mile of me I'm probably going to say [TS]

00:33:10 ◼   ► right off uh-huh [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► anyway same with Eagles hatred oh i see [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► i heard this guy say the Eagles are [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► bullshit at a party and I was shocked by [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► it and within three weeks every single [TS]

00:33:24 ◼   ► person I knew [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► oh here we go to hear the bells idea [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► thank God Garrett stop by [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► well you know they're not [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► not really that loud John it's not that [TS]

00:33:33 ◼   ► loud i think i would it would it would [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► wake me up from a nap but yeah it's a [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► very i like it i was expecting more like [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► reunion me [TS]

00:33:43 ◼   ► yeah I mean I gotta be honest with you [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► is I would just for your own safety I [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► would hope for something a little more [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► muscular man yeah but that sounds like a [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► prius backing up [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► but-but-but be that there's a kind of [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► grinding that's happening underneath the [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► beeping hear that yeah [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► hey it's struggling well either [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► struggling or it feels like it's more of [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► an apocalypse alarm right it's more like [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► what's there was to be a klaxon a klaxon [TS]

00:34:19 ◼   ► ride a like a like an air raid [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► yea though the december seven the [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► morning of that's right somebody [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► standing on a on a wooden towers like [TS]

00:34:28 ◼   ► with a lever her running the klaxon so I [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► don't know how long that's gonna last i [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► hope it's not to start because it is it [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► you think it's disturbing don't know no [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► I don't think I'll be fine okay [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► I mean do you remember do you remember a [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► moment where the Eagles because they [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► think that there was so much revisionism [TS]

00:34:48 ◼   ► in seattle in the early nineties where [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► everybody agreed that they had always [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► been against the eagles oh yeah the [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► right kind absolutely everybody agreed [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► that they had always been you know I [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► mean that the primary one being that [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► every person in their twenties in [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► Seattle had always been punk rock [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► exactly that's exactly what i was [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► thinking it's it's it's so easy to [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► revise yourself back into like what was [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► that you know that this should the Sex [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► Pistols showing Manchester you know that [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► they're supposedly like 10 people there [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► but like everyone that was there [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► woodstock everybody sees himself as [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► having been there at the Genesis my god [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► how long will that go on do you think [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► it's over now huh you talk about the [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► alarm and yes I revisionism know their [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► visions will go on and on and on until [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► 11 i don't i'm trying to place i mean [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► the the one of my head is like it's a [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► joke in the big lebowski that you know [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► no I his eagles yeah right but like I [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► don't remember that being a me [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► Emma but but no but the thing is I don't [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► remember being mean but I definitely [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► remember being something where they just [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► rolls their eyes of the Eagles gonna [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► give you some numbers just real quick [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► here let's hear some numbers of kids [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► from wikipedia which is never wrong some [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► some of the big ones long run i'm just [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► going to be us numbers long run 7 x [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► platinum 17 x platinum yeah it's not [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► small [TS]

00:36:07 ◼   ► it's just I'm just picking out for you [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► here at eagles live from 1987 x platinum [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► hotel california 16 x platinum Eagles [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► greatest hits 71-75 put on februari of a [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► 76 29 x platinum in America alone [TS]

00:36:25 ◼   ► oh my fucking god how many records are [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► there that have done 30 million i mean [TS]

00:36:32 ◼   ► there's obviously there's obviously [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► michael jackson's hmm a seminal record [TS]

00:36:38 ◼   ► thriller had like seven singles on it i [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► think seven or eight [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► let's get 30 million records that's got [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► to be that's going to be a handful of [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► records that have ever done that kind of [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► trade [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah uh-huh 30 million records [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► equals greatest hits [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► I don't know though I I am I i kinda [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► like I like eagles well see this is the [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► thing about the Eagles right if you can [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► separate first of all if you can if you [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► can erase the picture of dawn fri [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► wearing a Mexican blanket in joshua tree [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► from her mind fri if you can raise i'm [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► talking about on friday now if you're [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► talking to a guy from Steely Dan done [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► talking for hi Joe vagin was a weapon [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► when Rhys older brother who is a lawyer [TS]

00:37:24 ◼   ► and if you leave my car here [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► I can't get the picture in Mexican [TS]

00:37:30 ◼   ► blanket and joshua tree tripping on [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► p.o.l.o you're in a blanket [TS]

00:37:34 ◼   ► I cannot so I if you can get those but [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► the problem is you can't get now now [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► let's take that is part of it is the the [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► that does those images you can't get [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► smugglers blues out of your heads the [TS]

00:37:47 ◼   ► thing about good thing about as well as [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► blue sounds like something on [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► urbandictionary man about that chick [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► fucking lobster now getting smuggled out [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► of this [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► I was sitting under its last coffee [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► table and and she crashed over the top [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► and gave him a Smuggler's bloons hahaha [TS]

00:38:03 ◼   ► nobody but the thing is like like the [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► the Don Henley singles who the boys of [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► summer and the the other one about the [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► about marxist revolution in nicaragua or [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► whatever his two singles in the eighties [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► were oh right yes I like oh dance dance [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► dance [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► all she wants to do is dance all she [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► wants to do is dance that's right you [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► got that Johnny can't read from his uh [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► from his less well known us for solo [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► album and I like the boys of summer [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► partly because i'm a big mike campbell [TS]

00:38:37 ◼   ► fan I think boys of summer is exquisite [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► he told me that Mike Campbell of the [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► bikers up the heartbreakers plays on [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► boys someone on bomb [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► you're kidding totally my candle oh my [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► god that is one of the most tasteful [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► guitar parts everything [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► well you know he's very good at tasteful [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► guitar that church of that changes [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► everything and only in a good way i [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► already really like that song I couldn't [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► escape but it was there was one [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► particular moment in the eighties when i [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► was still riding the school bus I was 15 [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► I couldn't you couldn't drive yet [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► obviously and the school bus driver [TS]

00:39:19 ◼   ► listen to the radio and you know in [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► Alaska in the winter it's obviously very [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► dark and cold on your way to school and [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► we're all kind of huddled in the school [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► bus and the windows are icing over and [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► there's nothing to look at outside but [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► just some dark frozen nothing and every [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► morning because that was the style of [TS]

00:39:41 ◼   ► radio at the time they would play Don [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► Henley's boys of summer kind of the same [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► moment every morning like halfway [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► through the school bus ride the two [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► would come on [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► they also played dancing days by the by [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► Zeppelin on our don't know every morning [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► at about the same time so these songs [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► are kind of like drilled into my head [TS]

00:40:03 ◼   ► and conjured that that ride to school [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► really powerfully in me but you know how [TS]

00:40:10 ◼   ► do you not like how do you not like boys [TS]

00:40:13 ◼   ► of summer its various usually cut its I [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► i want to obviously but it seems [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► calculated to create a certain feeling [TS]

00:40:21 ◼   ► and it really does that for me even even [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► listening to it I have a certain feeling [TS]

00:40:25 ◼   ► about in 85 and now whatever 30 years [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► later I still have a certain feeling [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► about it [TS]

00:40:30 ◼   ► well I'm not feeling very evocative and [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► very affecting that deadhead stick [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► around a Cadillac line even it and the [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► Wayfarers tip of the hat [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► yea even at the time I felt like those [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► were cynical and contrived and yet [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► powerfully effective because i think [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► that stick on a calyx pretty good line [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► it's a great line but it felt very much [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► it felt very pandering of a certain [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► moment in 1980 whatever 80 whenever that [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► was for 85 85 where where that was [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► exactly the kind of rye knowingness that [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► we all craved having like whoa man dead [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► had sticker on a Cadillac right here [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► bright am i right [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► MRA and then the Wayfarers was just like [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► some product placement [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► uh-huh that really equated with the fact [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► that everybody was wearing wafers except [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► me i was wearing four days actually [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► everybody was wearing Barney's to let's [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► be honest there are only two kinds of [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► sunglasses this is just getting worse [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► and it's getting worse and worse there [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► were Wayfarers people in their Barney's [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► people and if I'm true if I'm honest [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► with myself now i realize that i should [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► have been away fares / so my god dead [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► stick on a Cadillac you know what i mean [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► is all identified as against this person [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► because it it was more like what i [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► thought i was no more Outsiders a little [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► more ideas than Nikki yeah and I'm like [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► no I'm a Barney's guy [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► her but now I you know and I think for a [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► long time I've if I were if I was honest [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► with myself it was like now you were [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► away from this guy the whole time [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► Michael Jackson's Thriller forty-two [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► point four million that's been that's [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► bonkers but wait a minute [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► the Eagles was 40 right 39 and let's see [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► this is that this is a riaa i think i'm [TS]

00:42:20 ◼   ► not sure i'm looking on the best-selling [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► there's there's a 12345678 albums that [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► have sold over 40 million copies if you [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► if you want and when I'm sorry I'm sorry [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► this isn't claimed sales claimed sales [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► if you want the real 7151 265 million [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► claim sales 42 certified in America or [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► I'm not sure ACDC got 25 I'm just I'm [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► just greatness on a on a curve here [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► ACDC but back in black 25 million copies [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► and there's there's some interesting [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► ones in here bat out of hell by meatloaf [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► 20 million so that is the one when I've [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► looked at this list before which I have [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► done a thousand times the thing about [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► soundscan I don't have you ever known [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► somebody that had access to soundscan [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► not directly i do remember when it came [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► into being because it's when i was [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► playing in bands of my friend it was [TS]

00:43:11 ◼   ► like there are 92 or so write something [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► around then nevermind the other guitar [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► player my band was the manager of an [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► awesome yacht be awesome record store in [TS]

00:43:18 ◼   ► town and soundscan changed everything [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► yes all the sudden everyone what while [TS]

00:43:23 ◼   ► people are not listening to nearly as [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► much of this pop rock as we thought and [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► way more country than one more entry [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► right so much more country [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► come on when hip-hop tell the nice [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► people how does what happened in the pre [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► soundscan in the cocaine days versus the [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► post soundscan what was the big [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► soundscan they're doing the sales at the [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► terminal it's not shipped copies its how [TS]

00:43:42 ◼   ► many things people paid money for in a [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► store right right and I and I you know I [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► think that be I think that prior to [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► soundscan the like the country music [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► people didn't really even the the that [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► culture wasn't driven by or rather that [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► country music charts [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► we're thing that the pop culture people [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► just ignored who cared if you if you [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► bought country records you bought them [TS]

00:44:22 ◼   ► somewhere it was a good almost like had [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► a big asterisk on it [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► yeah right like it wasn't it wasn't like [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► I'm just guessing here but it's almost [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► like that well that's not really who [TS]

00:44:31 ◼   ► were going for right yeah and and so [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► whatwhat's and the charts were the [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► charts were reported by radio right that [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► was it was like it was casey kasem like [TS]

00:44:44 ◼   ► he was some combination of yet the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► Billboard style charts which are totally [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► crooked and you've got at one time the [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► report was based on number of copies [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► that were shipped ship which is why you [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► could buy a copy of the kiss solo albums [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► until like last month like they were in [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► cut out for like 20 years because the [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► number that shift we had to be the [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► neuron much exactly how it worked but [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► the record stores got the money back for [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► the cutouts but they were still counted [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► as being sold i think women i'm getting [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► it now [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► billboard built that because there was [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► no system billboard just call record [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► stores [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► really yeah billboard had people that [TS]

00:45:21 ◼   ► called record stores and asked them [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► about their sales that's crazy and so so [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► people at the rest would be like oh yeah [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► Chris solo records sellin and the eagles [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► records been selling a lot but there was [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► also like record companies like David [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► Geffen I'm sure did this would just send [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► those guys a hundred-dollar bill in the [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► family and say hey make sure you make [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► sure you tell them that Don Henley's [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► selling that stuff is that's never gone [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► away [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► yeah so uh so then all of a sudden you [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► do they could track it but then but then [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► the airplay thing was the thing that [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► like you remember a lot of those bands [TS]

00:46:07 ◼   ► that were really really big on mtv in [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► the early days [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► turns out they didn't sell any records [TS]

00:46:10 ◼   ► at all but their records were there [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► their videos were high rotation and so [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► it felt like they were huge [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► anyway so yeah when soundscan came out [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► it was suddenly revealed that the big [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► just country records were selling more [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► than the big rock records right and that [TS]

00:46:29 ◼   ► was the dawn of country music as a [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► country music is like a major economic [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► and cultural force number for the [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► bodyguard 27.4 million and and that's [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► why nick lowe never have to work again [TS]

00:46:46 ◼   ► well and also like what's interesting to [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► me and I learned this through the [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► through being friends with the posies [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► alright is there on Austin Powers know [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► they were on a reality bites [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► oh yeah I'm sorry I told me this and if [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► you get one song on the soundtrack like [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► that so look at look at all the all the [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► other songs on the bodyguard soundtrack [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► right if you look at bodyguard [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► soundtrack there some people on there [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► that just that just basically punched [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► their ticket they got some song on there [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► that nobody gives a shit about but that [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► but that that thing sold 27 million [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► copies and they get some small [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► percentage of every one of those which [TS]

00:47:24 ◼   ► is which ends up being not small [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► this is really interesting but but to [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► have access to real soundscan which is [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► which is a wonderful thing because it [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► enables you to do if you and I had [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► access to soundscan we would basically [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► just be a podcast we would never [TS]

00:47:42 ◼   ► it would it would take a moment to run [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► the the raw firehouse [TS]

00:47:46 ◼   ► yeah because you can say to me tell me [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► how many records did a the James Gang [TS]

00:47:56 ◼   ► cell i could probably say how many [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► copies of the worst you can do as [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► hard-working as harm sold the week [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► before christmas in 2007 and you can go [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► look that up you could say how many [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► copies did the worst you can do is hard [TS]

00:48:08 ◼   ► to sell the week before christmas in st. [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► Louis Howe man and I could go look it up [TS]

00:48:12 ◼   ► and so it's it's endlessly entertaining [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► and it's beautiful and I do I have [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► friends that have access to it because [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► costs it costs $15,000 or something to [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► have all that data in the only you know [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► only record labels and certain you know [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► journalist I mean you have to pay for it [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► like share like like buying pro tools or [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► whatever you it's a it's a it's a thing [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► Justin Barcia can pursue never had [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► soundscan but like merge does or be a [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► bigger is better [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► sure so it's one of the great it's one [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► of the great gal baker's pink with ok [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► right and it's alright so you got you [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► your front with the glasses with move [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► aside you get this in his chair for a [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► minute that's right then my favorite [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► thing to do is I'll be out in the world [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► and I will you know but be somewhere and [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► i'll meet some musician and we'll shake [TS]

00:49:07 ◼   ► hands and hang out and have a coffee and [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► a drink and or somebody will be like oh [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► yeah are you can get from you know you [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► know I know WT ours and I might have [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► meant to me and how are you and we [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► talked and we sit and have some coffee [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► and then i excuse myself and go to the [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► bathroom and I send a text to my man in [TS]

00:49:25 ◼   ► havana and I say how many records to [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► defeat Garza cell in 1997 and then I get [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► the data back and then I can [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► contextualize my relationship with that [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► person and sometimes it's wonderful [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► oh my god that's so that's thrilling [TS]

00:49:40 ◼   ► because I'll be sitting with somebody [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► and they'll be throwing they'll be [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► throwing attitude at me because of how [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► rock-and-roll they are and how then I'll [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► find out what their soundscan numbers [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► are through my through my back door man [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► who and then I'm like oh you know what's [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► up 18,000 I don't say it don't say it to [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► him maybe they can see in your eyes [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► well I don't I don't I don't take any [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► shade off of them after I figure out [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► like Oh your your your bestseller record [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► and shit fool just because you know just [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► because you've got skinny jeans on and [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► you're wearing some and you're wearing a [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► class clash badge on your Levi's jacket [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► doesn't mean you can pitch attitude at [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► me because you sold 21,000 records [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► please check your numbers and that [TS]

00:50:27 ◼   ► doesn't yeah it doesn't that I don't [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► give a shit good for you good for you [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► man [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► not afraid to really get in there mix it [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► up yeah but the problem is you check [TS]

00:50:34 ◼   ► somebody's numbers and they're like [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► fucking sold 60,000 acres and I gotta [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► shut up now [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► Spice Girls album spice from 1996 28 [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► million that's impossible [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► so yeah I refuse to accept that Adele [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► her album 21 [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► ironically enough 20 [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► you 1.3 million copies but more than [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► abbey road so right and Adele I mean she [TS]

00:50:58 ◼   ► is a contemporary star of the of the [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► moment and of the times [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► yes and there are a lot more people now [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► that's true there are more people right [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► people people born people die Jagged [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► Little Pill 24.8 million see I believe [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► that because i still hear that should [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► all the time in like that record and so [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► that I didn't like it that its charm [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► yeah it is that there was something [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► about the way she chewed on her vowels [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► that was like she was actually chewing [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► on my bones honest why you to my bones [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► while you chew in my bones and and and [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► and and it might have been that I was [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► you know that was that the area where a [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► lot of satire not that different in age [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► family and she was a she was precisely [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► the age of the girl that was working [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► behind the counter at the copy shop that [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► I was trying to chat up over and that [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► girl was lit actually listening to that [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► record while shopping alright alright [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► again chance on that one then she was [TS]

00:51:58 ◼   ► glaring at me because it was really [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► ironic and I was just like oh this is [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► these are these are the worst of times [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► little did I know how much worse it was [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► going to be able to give honor nevermind [TS]

00:52:12 ◼   ► 16.7 million so you know that's [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► impressive [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► that's pretty good i wouldn't have known [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► that what about Pearl Jam's 10 not even [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► up there right 60 million [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► I don't see it on this page and you see [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► the guns and roses 21.3 appetite to 21 [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► 32 party to see that's I would see [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► that's it [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► I mean that's impressive knowledge and [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► that explains why some of my friends who [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► were formerly in Guns and Roses don't [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► have to work now [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► yes but but just think about sears what [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► nobody understands this is what I I [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► never could get with the whole I could [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► kind of get with it but the whole like [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► Michael Jackson beat up thing about how [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► he was in bad shape for money [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► like what it's you and certifications we [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► will because if you go in and you like [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► build up this lifestyle and you have a [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► fucking giraffe and like you do all this [TS]

00:53:03 ◼   ► stuff like that's quite a nut is around [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► for everything its ramifications you get [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► all that stuff on the scene is good [TS]

00:53:08 ◼   ► better and different i'm saying is that [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► like if you've never just because you've [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► never had as much money as Michael [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► Jackson doesn't mean you can't have a [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► little sympathy for like what happens [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► today so if you have been planning out [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► the last 20 or 30 years of your life [TS]

00:53:19 ◼   ► based on how the last 15 years went by [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► put better put what if what if what if [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► you were Nick Lowe and like you have you [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► were spending money as though it were [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► 1999 mm just assuming that hey the CD [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► things going to just keep going up and [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► up and up [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► I'm just saying it must be a pretty [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► different world not just for for the the [TS]

00:53:37 ◼   ► guy from galaxy 500 but for like ever [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► everybody it must be so crazy today I [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► just can't even imagine what the graphs [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► look like for some of this stuff i think [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► michael jackson's problem was that he he [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► he took out payday loans but he did like [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► high-end payday loans [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► yeah he was just he he he knew that the [TS]

00:53:55 ◼   ► money was gonna come in and so he took [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► out big loans from from shady operators [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► based on his future earnings and then [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► all of a sudden he could borrow against [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► time he owned the beatles he owned sorry [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► the the Macklin catalog right right [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► right northern songs or whatever [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► yeah but he got you know the problem [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► with that is then then you're on you're [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► on some ups and downs and you're paying [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► eighteen percent interest and you know [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► it i do not think that he was very wise [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► well I think about this all the time in [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► the sense that I'm lucky that I never [TS]

00:54:32 ◼   ► made any money at all until I was 40 [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► right right because by then all my [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► patterns were established I always live [TS]

00:54:42 ◼   ► like I always live basically like the [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► cook on a wagon train [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► how come I've got my one pan and a bag [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► of dried beans and some panic and a [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► handgrip and coffee grinder and it's [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► closer to the truth than I really you [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► know any drink more tea coffee [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► yeah you eat larger buckets of food yeah [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► but I cook all my food in one pan throw [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► some pork fat in there throw some beans [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► in there got the ring the dinner bell [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► thinking anything [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► come on get it boys and you know and so [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► now I now that's the thing I'm really [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► ready for a big huge pile of money to [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► fall on me because I know I would never [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► take out a payday loan i would never [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► assume that I would ever make any more [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► money after that [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► yeah it would be really nice right now [TS]

00:55:35 ◼   ► for studio somebody to ring my doorbell [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► thing better than a warning about a [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► firearm yeah somebody ring my doorbell [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► and I opened the door and there are two [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► guys to kind of big guys in in those [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► black suits where you feel like yeah [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► somebody somebody paid good money for [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► these suits but these guys are just so [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► big that it's hard to get a suit to fit [TS]

00:55:59 ◼   ► right yeah yeah and they're both wearing [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► sunglasses and one of them has one of [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► those a clear earphone curlicue [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► earphones absolutely yeah and they say [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► John Roderick and I go yes and they go [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► like can only scan your retina or get [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► thumbprint got some proof [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► we're going to present you have a [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► briefcase that handcuffed nobody's is [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► because because it were talking about it [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► we're trying to a larger sum of money [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► than could be contained in a briefcase [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► no parabens no Barry Bonds and I go yeah [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► I'm John Rother can they go great [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► there's somebody would like to talk to [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► you and then and I look out in the front [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► and there's like kind of monkey less of [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► a man being pushed up in a wheelchair [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► and now there are three life [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► downright three black Suburbans right [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► uh-huh okay in the door the door opens [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► 11 a guy gets out he's a young guy he's [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► wearing a teacher maybe he's got a maybe [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► he's got a hoodie so we could get the [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► app class after class exactly he's [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► wearing a hoodie but he's also got a [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► suit jacket on but it's kind of you know [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► like a plan or whatever and he's like oh [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► my god John Roderick am i right [TS]

00:57:04 ◼   ► he's like right on and he always up to [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► my front porch and I'm like a man and [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► he's like hey what's up [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► shaka-brah gives me some kind of [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► complicated handshake [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► yep and then he's like listen big fan of [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► router on the line just wanted you to [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► know tomorrow my company is going public [TS]

00:57:23 ◼   ► and i flew up here just to say that for [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► all the help you've given us [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► I just want to i want to have you in on [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► this initial public offering and I'm [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► just I'm just gonna give you 20 million [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► chairs [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► he already paid for oh yeah they're just [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► it's just he just had a mere marked who [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► is he recognized the importance of [TS]

00:57:48 ◼   ► rhetoric on the line to his hole in the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► other thought technologies built up in [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► him and enabled him to be like i'ma [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► guard the genius grant money [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► exactly and then I you know what who me [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► and he's like all i need to do is sign a [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► couple of pieces of paper and then a guy [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► gets out with the with thick glasses who [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► kind of looks like the guy in the blade [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► runner who is who designs eyeballs are [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► you sure [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► and he comes out and he's got a bunch of [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► like complicated that I'm not signing [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► any pieces of paper it's all digital [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► private like you put your finger in a [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► digital paez see I didn't exactly if he [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► gives you one virtual reality contract [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► have to walk into a virtual office for [TS]

00:58:28 ◼   ► site maybe this is the product maybe the [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► product is a company that makes virtual [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► contract experiences and the kid is [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► standing there kind of proud and kind of [TS]

00:58:34 ◼   ► smug and like my great-great-great am i [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► right am i right look at this [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► hey turn your head to the side okay now [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► turn it sideways all right what would [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► you see at that and I'm like amazing [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► this is incredible [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► I don't deserve this and he's like [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► listen this is the least i can do this [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► is the least I can do to repay you [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► and then the whole thing gets back there [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► all pile back into the into the [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► Suburbans which it turns out our are [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► hydrogen powered mm and then blew off [TS]

00:59:03 ◼   ► they go [TS]

00:59:04 ◼   ► yep and then the next day it's on the [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► front page all the newspapers now I [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► would want my heart fuck well no not my [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► not my thing but the idea that blew up [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► the skits it's dipi and all digital [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► contract store offices have changed the [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► way that we do everything it's literally [TS]

00:59:18 ◼   ► disruptive that's right and it's [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► incredibly disruptive product and shares [TS]

00:59:23 ◼   ► it's a fire sale on these things [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► there were three hundred dollars apiece [TS]

00:59:27 ◼   ► the stock split on its first day and i'm [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► just sitting there like what do I do now [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► uh-huh and I and I take my dinner bell [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► down and my and my one all I don't think [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► so i don't want to know why don't I put [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► a minute I put them in my small bag and [TS]

00:59:44 ◼   ► your window and and and I locked the [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► door of the house and you know and then [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► I'm just like kung foo and set it on [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► fire [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► mr. walking the walk in America kids i [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► love that I love that as the last act [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► though is that you finally you [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► though is that you finally you [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► you you finally get the get the possum [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► just be a backup bag you walk away to [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► make sure families out just you [TS]

01:00:06 ◼   ► literally set on fire what fire it [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► seemed very take it easy buddy it right [TS]

01:00:10 ◼   ► like like them like a Norwegian funeral [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► ship [TS]

01:00:13 ◼   ► I don't know what you're talking about [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► here which is what you say goodbye to [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► Gary got one last chance to chat so i [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► had heard a very interesting [TS]

01:00:22 ◼   ► conversation between Gary and his his [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► landlord dress his land lord Rick's [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► yesterday [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► what is that this is the lady who's been [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► there for a while the lady talk to ya [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► she was yelling at him she came out she [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► was like Gary Gary wake up neatly I hear [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► this band or slide open and she's like [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► is my cat in there it's like I don't [TS]

01:00:50 ◼   ► even know what you she's like I told you [TS]

01:00:53 ◼   ► never to take my cat into your van is I [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► don't even know I don't think so and [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► then you can hear this is not a big van [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► it's up it's like a shorty van and you [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► can hear the two of them trying to [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► figure out whether her cat is in his man [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► oh man I 10 now want to search Gary's [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► minivan and they cannot tell me you're [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► either on Gary Gary it's not just the [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► carries not copping to it he's actually [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► legitimately not sure if there's a [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► Katniss man I think Gary new but he's [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► pretty is playing dumb and then turns [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► out the cat is in the van and she yells [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► at him for 10 minutes about the about [TS]

01:01:36 ◼   ► the cat and then he starts to after he [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► wakes up a little bit he starts to yell [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► back at her and he says at one point he [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► says well I know one thing and that is [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► that i don't know huh [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► I was like that seems like something i [TS]

01:01:52 ◼   ► should write down was Socrates i think i [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► was waiting now is awake right after the [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► Civil woke me up in the morning and then [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► they started yelling at each other she [TS]

01:02:00 ◼   ► was like you don't yell at me Gary you [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► do not yell at me and he was like i just [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► feel like i do all the work around here [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► no I know nobody ever gives me any [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► credit and i'm trying to think of a [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► single thing they can [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► has ever done that I've ever seen but I [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► didn't want to get involved i don't want [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► to open my window and be the you know be [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► the bad stick my head out with Mike you [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► know my hair carlex yeah and we'll start [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► waving my pan Adam you know you'd never [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► do anything where do you get up over [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► there and this is all a bit the latest [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► news of course is the people next door [TS]

01:02:36 ◼   ► to 22 where Gary and Skeeter lived they [TS]

01:02:40 ◼   ► have a rooster now and it's a it's a [TS]

01:02:43 ◼   ► young rooster a he's just coming into [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► his own and so his cockadoodledoo is is [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► pretty fucked up [TS]

01:02:53 ◼   ► it's a immature cockadoodledoo oh that [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► kind of sounds like a ok its kind of [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► people person as we just go [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► yeah and it's just like are you kidding [TS]

01:03:04 ◼   ► me when does it end [TS]

01:03:06 ◼   ► but on the plus side the possums are out [TS]

01:03:11 ◼   ► possums are out touch totally just not [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► there no no noise no traces no nothing [TS]

01:03:18 ◼   ► so we trapped [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► three possums and they went to live on a [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► farm and then my mom in her inimitable [TS]

01:03:29 ◼   ► style [TS]

01:03:31 ◼   ► this is like the last days of my [TS]

01:03:33 ◼   ► political campaign so I'm working all [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► the time on the campaign we have no time [TS]

01:03:38 ◼   ► to think about anything my moms like [TS]

01:03:39 ◼   ► listen I can't abide this I cannot abide [TS]

01:03:42 ◼   ► that possums are getting into your house [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► and I think everybody thought that I was [TS]

01:03:48 ◼   ► crazy or something until i trapped three [TS]

01:03:50 ◼   ► possums and then it was like oh shit he [TS]

01:03:52 ◼   ► has possums living in his house and so [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► my mom came out five o'clock in the [TS]

01:03:57 ◼   ► morning as she does and she's strong [TS]

01:03:59 ◼   ► wire mesh around the the base of my [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► entire house so you talked about this on [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► another program is this really true she [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► dug a trench and filtered out of chicken [TS]

01:04:13 ◼   ► wire put down to put down tight mesh [TS]

01:04:15 ◼   ► Jonathan who might be new listeners to [TS]

01:04:17 ◼   ► our program can ask roughly how old your [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► mom is she's 81 years old [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► okay she's out there but she starts at [TS]

01:04:24 ◼   ► five in the morning because it's cooler [TS]

01:04:25 ◼   ► and she's you know [TS]

01:04:27 ◼   ► he's up already so why not get to work [TS]

01:04:29 ◼   ► and so by noon every day should be like [TS]

01:04:31 ◼   ► well that I'm done for the day and she [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► did it on her own time but in the [TS]

01:04:34 ◼   ► meantime you know the house next door [TS]

01:04:36 ◼   ► got torn down on the other side and all [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► the rats that we're living in that house [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► went everywhere and so then just as we [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► were getting the possums out I now had [TS]

01:04:45 ◼   ► rats in the in the ceiling and so then I [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► had to trap the rats but I've now [TS]

01:04:54 ◼   ► trapped the rats have trapped the [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► possums everything is trapped and in the [TS]

01:04:58 ◼   ► meantime my mom hermetically sealed the [TS]

01:05:01 ◼   ► the foundation of the house and and then [TS]

01:05:07 ◼   ► I lost the election so now I have all [TS]

01:05:09 ◼   ► the free time in the world ever you [TS]

01:05:12 ◼   ► choose me and now my house is I think [TS]

01:05:16 ◼   ► impermeable that's a real roller coaster [TS]