Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► this episode of Roderick on the line is [TS]

00:00:01 ◼   ► sponsored by cards against humanity they [TS]

00:00:04 ◼   ► asked us not to read an ad [TS]

00:00:06 ◼   ► hey just enjoy the show [TS]

00:00:07 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:00:11 ◼   ► I'm Merlin hi John [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► I didn't answer like I normally do by [TS]

00:00:17 ◼   ► just saying hello hello [TS]

00:00:20 ◼   ► because I knew it was you yeah it's [TS]

00:00:22 ◼   ► always time coming stupid sometimes [TS]

00:00:24 ◼   ► sometimes I'm not sure even though it [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► says Merlin some people use skype as a [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► social network and that troubles me you [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► know every time i log onto my computer [TS]

00:00:33 ◼   ► now every time I open skype it has a [TS]

00:00:37 ◼   ► status report on there from Brett [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► terpstra oh yeah uh I don't know why [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► skype thinks that that that i'm [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► wondering what Brett's doing everyday i [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► do i yeah i think I get that too [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► I get that too and I find out it's [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► mostly everybody like me angrily [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► announcing to please not bother them [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► because they're on skype [TS]

00:00:58 ◼   ► yeah or yeah it's exactly it's like I'm [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► if I'm here I'm eating breakfast [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► sometimes it tells me it's someone's [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► birthday [TS]

00:01:05 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah no I don't want to have [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► another social network [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► I really don't i don't want to have the [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► ones i have oh I know and this is what I [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► I feel particularly unplug from reality [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► because I've for years I've used skype [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► if you look at the total number of hours [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► well over ninety five percent have been [TS]

00:01:24 ◼   ► for exactly one thing which is rewarding [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► podcast with other people and then very [TS]

00:01:28 ◼   ► occasionally like especially somebody [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► like Australia or something must have a [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► phone call it's easier and cheaper is [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► correct I would never I would never [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► think of skype is a phone in my hand and [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► I would certainly never think of it you [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► know as i get the occasional invitation [TS]

00:01:43 ◼   ► to give you get this you get random [TS]

00:01:46 ◼   ► people going like hey let me access you [TS]

00:01:48 ◼   ► on skype like why would I do that [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► it's like somebody coming up to your [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► during dinnertime knock on the screen [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► door and make a gesture like they're [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► holding a key movie and I just get a [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► button that if we give me a quick tup [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► think you know we don't be a dick if I [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► was living in a post-apocalyptic [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► landscape if and i can and i came over i [TS]

00:02:13 ◼   ► came over a rise in a meadow and I saw [TS]

00:02:16 ◼   ► you across on an opposite Hill then you [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► started waving to me [TS]

00:02:21 ◼   ► i would i would turn and walk down the [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► other side of the hill and pretend I had [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► not seen you might be regular uh-huh [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► no not you know you I would wave at [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► least a little a given yeah that's going [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► as you know I am [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► my computer is running 10.6 point eight [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► then why did you say that don't say that [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► hahaha the second reason for you not to [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► say that might have to cut all that out [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► you can take that out ya know tell me [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► what are the reasons I'm gonna get a lot [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► of angry hate mail from from from people [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► from John Cirque use' because i'm not [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► running is a hit i'm not running by apps [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► correctly I don't want to get into it [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► John ok Boyle step 0 we should never [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► talk about computers but the other [TS]

00:03:07 ◼   ► problem is that that's a very very very [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► very old operating system that's [TS]

00:03:13 ◼   ► probably not getting security of cake [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► so you basically just made some double [TS]

00:03:17 ◼   ► your keys and through the ihit sighs cic [TS]

00:03:20 ◼   ► hello you're saying you're saying that I [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► am vulnerable that people are going to [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► come into my computer I'm saying [TS]

00:03:27 ◼   ► somebody could give you a copy 23 of [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► threes and you never come out your that [TS]

00:03:29 ◼   ► vulnerable [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► yeah I don't kill me feeling pretty [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► vulnerable yeah me too i didn't realize [TS]

00:03:35 ◼   ► so you're saying I've left the back door [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► open [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► well I don't know you personally like a [TS]

00:03:40 ◼   ► 10-point 6.8 has been stable operating [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► system for me in what sense it's been [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► it's been a very in the sense yes in the [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► sense that every single time in the last [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► eight years that i have taken apples [TS]

00:03:56 ◼   ► advice and downloaded a new operating [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► system it has bricked whatever device it [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► it i was trying to improve and just [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► turned it into a just a flying piece of [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► shit [TS]

00:04:07 ◼   ► yeah just a fucking ass potato mmm yeah [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► and so I don't I don't download new [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► operating systems because they seem like [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► jokes they seem like they seem like [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► elaborate tricks that Apple is pulling [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► to make me buy a new product [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► oh we've got a new operating system and [TS]

00:04:25 ◼   ► it's gonna completely fry the thing that [TS]

00:04:27 ◼   ► you bought even the thing that you [TS]

00:04:29 ◼   ► bought three months ago [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► it's going to just slow it down bog it [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► down now it's going to get [TS]

00:04:34 ◼   ► the flickr it's gonna just like fuck you [TS]

00:04:37 ◼   ► people fool me twice shame on you [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► a mind is it wasted thing ass potatoes [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► well um i wish i could disagree with you [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► haha it's true it's true and you know [TS]

00:04:55 ◼   ► he's a little it's getting more true is [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► the problem it used to be at you know [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► who cares when we talk about computers [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► but you have to be at yours and eat [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► boobs or maybe we should get Dan Harmon [TS]

00:05:05 ◼   ► on the phone or whoever you're doing [TS]

00:05:07 ◼   ► other podcast with antenna [TS]

00:05:10 ◼   ► yeah I suggested Joe be careful i saw [TS]

00:05:17 ◼   ► your friend Joel McHale on television [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► twice yesterday he's on television a lot [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► now we were in a hotel room which is the [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► only time that we see TV that regular TV [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► he was on that that show that's like [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► talk soup is it talks sooo in proc soup [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► is a top zip is still talk soon [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► it's very much like talk soup it's [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► called talk soup talks to buy used to [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► watch that was a great career was on [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► that show [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► yeah uh-huh that was probably when [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► you're operating system came out using [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► mm you know there was a glitch in the [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► White House with you about told Mikael [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► is that he really is that tall he looks [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► like he's tall and he's talk turns out [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► he was also in um he was in a movie or [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► TV show we watched and I can't remember [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► what that sounds reasonable but he had a [TS]

00:06:06 ◼   ► bit part as a as a balding man also [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► heard Rob Corddry doing ads for pizza [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► hut that was kinda cool [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► he's balding man he's balding man other [TS]

00:06:15 ◼   ► balding news [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► a nic do know Nick funiest thing is that [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► comedian it is a comedian and a good guy [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► a guy that I that I that I know a little [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► bit and he is now doing those honda [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► commercials I see him on TV all the time [TS]

00:06:29 ◼   ► about that and I go ahead and look at [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► that there's a guy making money Todd [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► Barry he's bald right quad barriers ball [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► would be more all is a baby [TS]

00:06:38 ◼   ► oh he is making a comment like the [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► comedy podcast circuit there's so many [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► comedy podcast on [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► just how many podcasts he doesn't [TS]

00:06:48 ◼   ► comment he does apart he does the park [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► i've been on his podcast and KL he does [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► a podcast where he sits you across the [TS]

00:06:54 ◼   ► table from him [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► kitchen table across the kitchen table [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► and there's one microphone [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► yeah it sounds like it sounds like he's [TS]

00:07:02 ◼   ► a recording it on like an easy-bake oven [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► he's got a he's got a plug-and-play [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► microphone that's a common thing among [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► company party you know I'm not a podcast [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► quality advocate I don't really care but [TS]

00:07:16 ◼   ► there are some where it really does [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► sound like they're recording on phone [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► you know you and I are sitting across [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► the country from each other right now [TS]

00:07:24 ◼   ► and not really not really across the [TS]

00:07:26 ◼   ► country beyond what up and down the [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► country [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► yeah and we both have really nice [TS]

00:07:31 ◼   ► microphones we've made investments in [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► the quality of the sound of our hot [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► chest don't get me involved in this is [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► like this i don't know what i want to [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► talk about is having a lot like Todd [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► berries microphone is basically just [TS]

00:07:43 ◼   ► it's it's just searching the airwaves [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► for the sound of fire engines but he's [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► getting a police scanner but for how [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► many [TS]

00:07:54 ◼   ► yeah it doesn't well it does pick up [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► human voices but if there's a siren or a [TS]

00:07:58 ◼   ► garbage truck that's what it really [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► wants to that's what they call a [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► condenser mic condenser mics pick up a [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► lot said the guy who has a train going [TS]

00:08:05 ◼   ► by his house every eight minutes [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► ding-ding-ding ringing hello [TS]

00:08:10 ◼   ► anyway uh yeah computers you know and [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► the thing is nobody cares but the other [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► thing is you know I think it's always [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► just what's worse in some ways with the [TS]

00:08:20 ◼   ► phones with the all those well here's [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► why because if you're still using a [TS]

00:08:24 ◼   ► computer you know stuff about computers [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► probably but there are a lot of people [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► whose entry into the Apple world is [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► through an iOS device and so they went [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► to know what the heck I'll get one of [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► these 16 gigabyte iphones and and of [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► course it's you know not obviated within [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► a couple years but it's not nearly as [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► good [TS]

00:08:43 ◼   ► after two years when you go to install [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► the iOS update on it goes then this [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► isn't big enough you have to go [TS]

00:08:50 ◼   ► connected to the computer or something [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► only your photos row [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► Oh to be your photos you know the funny [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► thing is I go into I go into itunes now [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► to manage my phone here we go into [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► itunes going to manage my phone to my [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► itunes is on a computer that's running [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► 10.6 phone 8 and I'm in there trying to [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► manage the phone and all the sudden it [TS]

00:09:15 ◼   ► didn't use to do this but you know down [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► it's got the little bar down below that [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► says like how much of your phone is used [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► for certain things [TS]

00:09:21 ◼   ► it's like photos were thing music [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► getting other down there everything and [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► then there's this other and it's like [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► it's like forty percent of the phone is [TS]

00:09:31 ◼   ► used for other you cannot access what [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► other is or tell what they differentiate [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► what other is you cannot change what [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► other is yeah and uh and so it's so [TS]

00:09:42 ◼   ► again it's like the diagnostic tool that [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► tells you [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► diagnostics networking that's paid you [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► click on it sligo you would you like to [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► run a diagnostic yes I would [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► well let's go through 14 steps to tell [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► you to unplug your router you know it's [TS]

00:09:58 ◼   ► just like every time I make the mistake [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► to run that diagnostic tool I'm just [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► leave that diagnostic it's like it's [TS]

00:10:03 ◼   ► like a fuck it's an it's another joke [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► app somebody down in cupertino was like [TS]

00:10:07 ◼   ► haha it's at you know what it is it's [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► like that it's like the mercury [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► astronauts they gave them a lever that [TS]

00:10:13 ◼   ► wasn't connected to anything and they [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► said now you're steering the spaceship [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► we're going to put a window in the side [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► of the can [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► we're going to give you a lever that [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► makes a ding sound now you're a pilot [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► your pilot and that's what Apple is [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► doing with all this garbage [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► it's like oh you want to be a pilot you [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► want to be a pilot here it's it's the [TS]

00:10:32 ◼   ► it's the ANR rep button on the mixing [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► console call anytime [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► it's the it's the side like turn the [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► suck button-down fuck you [TS]

00:10:44 ◼   ► yeah yeah but you know you got [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► alternative she could go and get a [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► Chromebook make it a dell pc but guy you [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► know I told you write the dell tried to [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► send me a one of the hot new oh yeah [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► right yeah story [TS]

00:10:58 ◼   ► yeah they were there were some person [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► from dell was like hey you know you seem [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► to be a thought leader would like to [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► send you one of our hot new laptops and [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► I was like oh yeah well sure but but I [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► don't want the one that you're sending [TS]

00:11:09 ◼   ► everybody else i want you to give me the [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► real hot one and she was like well i'll [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► have to check with the up the [TS]

00:11:15 ◼   ► mucky-mucks and she came back she was [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► like you've been approved to get the [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► real hot one and then I just never [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► replied your email [TS]

00:11:22 ◼   ► nice that's all you needed your computer [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► shoot she was meeting you could have [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► gotten one that brought me a couple of [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► times she was like hello sir i was like [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► me now I don't want those it's just [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► gonna be another thing that I don't know [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► I don't know how to plug in [TS]

00:11:33 ◼   ► yeah yeah but I'm a friend had dinner [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► with a friend the other day and he had [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► one of these pieces ma'am piece of [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► Microsoft phones all I've heard those [TS]

00:11:43 ◼   ► that said to fund the microsoft makes [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► you had said it's a I think they're out [TS]

00:11:46 ◼   ► in the wild you can actually go out and [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► get one [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► sure it's a big phone or whatever you [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► can bring people on it and then you turn [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► into later and it's like it's got it [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► looks like a microsoft store a mi with [TS]

00:11:59 ◼   ► him every time we walk by the store that [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► has the big bespoke sign it every time [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► we walk by the microsoft store is not [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► empty but there are so many people [TS]

00:12:12 ◼   ► working there and it's a look tonight [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► was the person it I they outnumber the [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► customers yeah but yes we'll get the [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► Apple stores like a who concert like I [TS]

00:12:21 ◼   ► don't even go in there it's just so [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► ridiculous this phone had you know it [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► has those little tiles [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► yeah you know what I'm talking tom i [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► think was with hobbes they called monads [TS]

00:12:32 ◼   ► microsoft was the one that invented the [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► window is it it's that right yeah and [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► the file they working on a minute you're [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► well they didn't have computer files [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► until they were literally invented by [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► Microsoft that's right or I mean I mean [TS]

00:12:49 ◼   ► maybe maybe windows were invented by you [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► some guy in a hewlett-packard lab yeah [TS]

00:12:53 ◼   ► but that guy is dead now [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► yes buried in a field and Microsoft just [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► saying if they got files and windows be [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► creating some unmarked grapes [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► I think they may have done they may have [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► done but so this little thing so he's [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► holding this phone up and it's very [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► light [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► it's much lighter than iphone his mother [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► nothin it [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► where's myself works great as long as [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► you don't use it [TS]

00:13:20 ◼   ► nothing on at those pictures way a lot [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► and it's very shiny but the little uh [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► icons were just slightly animated oh [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► yeah so that they are flipping as you're [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► looking at the phone the static phone [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► you're doing nothing to it and it's like [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► it's like slide showing pictures of [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► people that you know on linkedin and but [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► like a little game and scoots around and [TS]

00:13:49 ◼   ► stuff yeah stuff scooting around some [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► stuff is fucking moving around on your [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► phone and you're not doing anything and [TS]

00:13:55 ◼   ► I was like I I hate this thing already i [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► hate that you have it sir [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► sitting across from her people who [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► really like is it called that the Metro [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► interface I've heard some people talking [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► about and they really think it's kind of [TS]

00:14:06 ◼   ► cool that it's a new take I guess you [TS]

00:14:10 ◼   ► know i'm not i'm not i mean i've never [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► seen one so i don't i don't know i don't [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► want shit dancing around on my equipment [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► ok now what about you on your on your [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► own into your cell phone do you have a [TS]

00:14:22 ◼   ► ir s 7 do you have like with the [TS]

00:14:24 ◼   ► background moves around and stuff like [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► that the background moves around behind [TS]

00:14:28 ◼   ► you people you probably have iOS three [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► on there but the arm but in the in the [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► penultimate release they added this [TS]

00:14:36 ◼   ► thing i think it was in seven yeah they [TS]

00:14:37 ◼   ► added this thing like a parallax view so [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► like if you on your lock screen in the [TS]

00:14:42 ◼   ► motion detector it makes the stars you [TS]

00:14:45 ◼   ► know have depth to them like you move [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► things and things in the background or [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► further away and things like that i turn [TS]

00:14:50 ◼   ► it off on day 10 I turned that off [TS]

00:14:52 ◼   ► immediately I uh it was not only making [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► me seasick but it was another thing [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► where I was like hey phone [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► yeah what happened such a good fucking [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► time yeah I know right like devote your [TS]

00:15:02 ◼   ► energy to doing the three things i asked [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► you to do need my boyfriend crashing at [TS]

00:15:07 ◼   ► thirty-six percent haha yeah exactly [TS]

00:15:10 ◼   ► you know like fuck off what I what I [TS]

00:15:13 ◼   ► need to do is continue to run after the [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► plane lands while I'm trying to arrange [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► a ride [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► yep you know I want to use you [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► throughout the flight and then when I [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► land I do not want you to die [TS]

00:15:26 ◼   ► the second I try to stick to contact the [TS]

00:15:29 ◼   ► person who's gonna pick me up [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► double response is ok it sounds like you [TS]

00:15:33 ◼   ► want a better phone i do not want your [TS]

00:15:37 ◼   ► 00 let me talk to someone to make my [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► battery on phone okay later [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► operator operator alright i'm passing [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► you on to a thinner phone requests and [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► he said it and so every time I look down [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► at the phone and it's having a better [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► time that I'm having makes me want to [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► seriously go down to cupertino and find [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► whatever person in a in a lumber sexual [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► like beard contest is sitting behind [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► their fucking super computers shoes and [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► is like tappity tap tap tap tap tap tap [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► to I've got a great idea why don't we [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► make everybody have to swipe the [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► opposite direction that we always train [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► them to swipe here we go [TS]

00:16:20 ◼   ► hey guys new idea let's make it thinner [TS]

00:16:23 ◼   ► is it did we just become a five-by-five [TS]

00:16:26 ◼   ► podcast no oh um and so that's [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► complicated [TS]

00:16:32 ◼   ► yeah yeah i yeah so mad [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► yeah yeah I get mad too i it's it's it's [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► expensive not even costly it's expensive [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► it's expensive to stay caught up and [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► it's very time-consuming to do [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► everything right is the problem [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► so if you're doing stuff like running [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► back ups an all time in of course it's a [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► you know it's a nerd article of faith to [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► constantly you know max planed everybody [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► about how often they need to be doing [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► backups but you do but to do that takes [TS]

00:17:03 ◼   ► a lot of time it takes money to expand [TS]

00:17:05 ◼   ► with and I don't know I that people have [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► been now they're charging you for all [TS]

00:17:10 ◼   ► that right it's just like I had a h87 [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► think of the mail the other day they [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► were like would you like to for a [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► nominal fee we are going to we are now [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► offering a home alarm system roof and I [TS]

00:17:25 ◼   ► was like tell me more AT&T you've been [TS]

00:17:27 ◼   ► so reliable [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► yes and so dependable for me the last 10 [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► years that i've been using your service [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► tell me more about your home alarm [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► system [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► I get more 18 teams and they were like [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► oh well let you change that your [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► thermostat you know it's one of these [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► matter how he programs where it's like [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► you set out in your set out in your [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► driveway because you can't get your [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► phone for Mike what a perfect going to [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► store your fucking phone died and so [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► you're sitting with the engine running [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► trying to charge it up so you can make [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► you a lot on etsy me know how your [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► thermostat is again going 224 and so I'm [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► like tell me more so eighties like oh [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► yeah well we can you know you can you [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► can look up cameras all around your [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► house you can argue that really feeds [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► into your paranoia and you can look at [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► it all in the beginning you can trust us [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► to do that [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► well first sure you do you think [TS]

00:18:20 ◼   ► anything about AT&T it's that it's [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► cost-effective not reliable and worthy [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► of your trust trust us with your data [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► hmm and then so I'm like okay AT&T so [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► far [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► sounds good i'm hooked now let me read [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► the fine print and every single day [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► every single thing they were like 40 0 [TS]

00:18:40 ◼   ► 40 bucks introduce the hoskanners stuff [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► yeah and then every single thing was [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► like well it's a hundred and forty [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► dollars set up charge and ten dollars a [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► month and it was like so for this [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► service that you're profiting when all [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► is said and done it's like 500 bucks to [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► get in and then it's another one of [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► these credit-card charges that ship [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► going to be a hundred and ninety dollars [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► a month for this service and all of [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► these are parts that I go to costco [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► probably and and radio shack and gin up [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► right and you don't have to use their [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► busted-ass apps to do it i mean there's [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► so many I mean there is a lot of like [TS]

00:19:20 ◼   ► you know kinda cool hipster things like [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► that we've got a camera that for that [TS]

00:19:22 ◼   ► purpose but you know they're pretty well [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► you can buy some pretty nice stuff you [TS]

00:19:26 ◼   ► pay a little bit more you host it [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► yourself you do your own thing and [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► you're not relying on there like I mean [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► when I go to visit with friends and [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► family and actually you know I gotta say [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► the comcast DVR has gotten a lot better [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► but so much of the stuff you get from [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► these companies that they want you to [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► use all the time is so fucked up looking [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► haha [TS]

00:19:44 ◼   ► oh-ho I ok so i mean you know i i'm not [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► an academic but if I were going to try [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► and teach some kind of a 101 modern [TS]

00:19:53 ◼   ► consuming course it would involve [TS]

00:19:55 ◼   ► basically this what you need to [TS]

00:19:57 ◼   ► understand this is not a bad thing not a [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► good thing is just a reality thing is [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► that every company out there wants to [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► find a way what they want what they [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► really want is to find a way to charge [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► you something every month for something [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► that cost them almost nothing to do [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► ok now that's I don't mean that as a [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► judgment but just whenever you see [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► anything and it was like hey look at [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► this you get a free samsung tablet ok [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► you get the free samsung tablet because [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► you're signing up for this fucking [TS]

00:20:24 ◼   ► xfinity package that requires no effort [TS]

00:20:27 ◼   ► on comcast part and now you're signed up [TS]

00:20:29 ◼   ► for a year or two of that it's just that [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► you know if you that you know it's [TS]

00:20:32 ◼   ► special offers all the way down [TS]

00:20:34 ◼   ► it's pretty much always going to end up [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► with something where you get charged [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► 1995 a month in perpetuity didn't [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► realize it and cancel it [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► they're like Remora writing like an eel [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► if you have the ones but then tell the [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► Sharks a big stop on the shark and the [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► shark swimming around he's got like 40 [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► fucking heels and quick and easy he's [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► got thirty five fucking years and when [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► Jesus Christ saying is I'm trying to get [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► through life with a minimum heels [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► sucking on me that is a lot of drag and [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► well it's a lot of drag and you know [TS]

00:21:07 ◼   ► your blood is just going through its [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► just cycling through the heel to right [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► it's just it's another they basically [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► like they basically turn themselves in [TS]

00:21:15 ◼   ► your got a lineout recycle deal blood [TS]

00:21:17 ◼   ► your own blood through and he'll [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► basically it's just running through the [TS]

00:21:20 ◼   ► seal but because he was taking your [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► blood and your vitamins and it's [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► replacing it with saliva and and i think [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► i think that maybe like an American [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► maritime supertrain like a mild narcotic [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► in the saliva but what I do not want is [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► any heels and I look around at that look [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► around at all the people that are good [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► that are going through the world now and [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► I think how many fucking heels on you [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► have 40 years on you you're not even [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► thinking about it you just think it's [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► the just normal life this is just the [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► cost of doing business but every one of [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► them is just fucking and sucking your [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► vitamins and have paid for i started [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► doing something now I'm not saying I've [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► gotten good at this but is very [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► informative is the the app that I use [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► for you know my version of quick and [TS]

00:22:04 ◼   ► let's say it automatically i go and i [TS]

00:22:08 ◼   ► manually indicate ok this is a recurring [TS]

00:22:10 ◼   ► web subscription or a recurring [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► subscription of some kind [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► every time I have the presence of mind I [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► say okay from now on always flag these [TS]

00:22:17 ◼   ► as recurring West description coo 95 a [TS]

00:22:19 ◼   ► month no big deal [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► seven dollars a month no big deal no big [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► deal 2995 a month no big deal or [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► whatever or for that service no 44 [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► either annual things like you know my [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► Apple iTunes Match service which [TS]

00:22:34 ◼   ► actually really like for the money I [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► think it's really good but it is another [TS]

00:22:37 ◼   ► couple you know dollar signs [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► so then I go and look at a report of [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► everything that i bought in the last [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► five years that has that little [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► subscription recurring subscription [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► flagon it is real sobering and all the [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► sudden you don't seem like such a [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► cheapskate foregoing I'm not sure I [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► spend seven dollars a month on this [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► mhm as you can tell you two things [TS]

00:22:57 ◼   ► number one ones and twos number two [TS]

00:22:59 ◼   ► actually dollars made of diamonds fuck [TS]

00:23:02 ◼   ► yes that's true and we have strict on [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► its not only every month buddy [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► well and and it just it feels like it [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► feels like the the ink increasingly [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► you're not you're not going to be [TS]

00:23:18 ◼   ► allowed to participate without without [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► at agreeing to this to people just sort [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► of sticking up a hose into your sack [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► Neil to shark it's just like here you go [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► here and you're not [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► if you don't have if you if you're not [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► basically wearing a coat of eels you're [TS]

00:23:40 ◼   ► not gonna be recognized in it like in [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► our culture right you're going to walk [TS]

00:23:46 ◼   ► into a restaurant and maybe like waiter [TS]

00:23:48 ◼   ► waiter and the waiter is going to be [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► looking at his like will monitor trying [TS]

00:23:55 ◼   ► to figure out where to go next because [TS]

00:23:57 ◼   ► everybody else is going to be [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► interacting with him through some kind [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► of app [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► and he's he's nobody's gonna hear you [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► there good is going to be how to get [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► ahead in advertising they're gonna be [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► all talking to somebody else with half [TS]

00:24:10 ◼   ► their brain and if you are somebody [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► who's like listen I'm not going to [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► upgrade my operating system i'm not [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► going to attach any eels to myself [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► you're not you're gonna you're going to [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► increasingly become invisible in the in [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► the just a service economy [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► yeah and it's and it's a it's terrifying [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► to me because I'm not it's not a thing [TS]

00:24:35 ◼   ► about it's not a libertarian question [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► it's a question of just like I do not [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► want to be that attached right and [TS]

00:24:44 ◼   ► certainly not where I mean for a while [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► there it seemed like listen let us stick [TS]

00:24:50 ◼   ► and he'll to you we won't charge you [TS]

00:24:52 ◼   ► anything for a nominal fee it's a cuts [TS]

00:24:54 ◼   ► it this is camille it's a convenient [TS]

00:24:57 ◼   ► seal and what we're gonna do is this [TS]

00:25:00 ◼   ► seal is going to occasionally is going [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► to occasionally like take half of its [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► teeth out of your list your side and [TS]

00:25:07 ◼   ► it's going to talk to you about [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► let's go talk to you about a project [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► it's gonna it's gonna talk about fanta [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► or whatever and then it's gonna grab on [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► to you again and it and and it's like [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► for the caring you know your monthly [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► delivery of peanut butter not thank you [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► yeah and that's gonna be the cost of it [TS]

00:25:29 ◼   ► but now it's like no this will cost 1099 [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► month and it's going to talk to you [TS]

00:25:34 ◼   ► about about peanut butter mom's gonna [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► have a deal will have ads yeah it was [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► just gonna be he's gonna like he's gonna [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► it's basically a two-headed deal [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► one of them is sucking on you and the [TS]

00:25:44 ◼   ► other one is already tell you what [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► special offers [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► yeah talking to you about your fucking [TS]

00:25:49 ◼   ► on to fit and i don't i don't want it [TS]

00:25:52 ◼   ► you know what I don't think any [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► reasonable person would want it but it's [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► but we're accepting it as though as [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► though it's a fait accompli as that are [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► as though it's some kind of we have to [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► endure this in order to get to the other [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► side which is this perfect world where [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► you know where you just like oh I I'm [TS]

00:26:12 ◼   ► thinking about [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► a chili dog and chili dog arrives this [TS]

00:26:17 ◼   ► thing that we all dream of boy VS girl [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► in the world series of love I think I [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► dropped that perfect but that's what you [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► want to update my eel up you could you [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► spend my eel there was a little time [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► there's little time condensation they're [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► just zipped it up after the one that [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► gets me I don't know I've been thinking [TS]

00:26:39 ◼   ► about this lately um I don't play I play [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► maybe five video games on my phone my [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► daughter has more i bought more of like [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► you know from a TV show she likes [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► removed like there's like really three [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► or four video games I play ever on my [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► phone and i think they are almost all [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► apps that i paid for with money because [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► that's it that's it that's something I [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► understand [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► here's what i understand i understand [TS]

00:27:02 ◼   ► that this cost three dollars and now i [TS]

00:27:04 ◼   ► have it here and that's something I can [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► use [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► but like there's so much stuff out there [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► where like we just took a road trip and [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► we've never really checked our mileage [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► so I went and looked at all the apps you [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► can get for tracking your mileage and [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► and I got the first one I saw that was [TS]

00:27:18 ◼   ► free I grabbed it and it's got an at the [TS]

00:27:20 ◼   ► bottom and can you guess what the ad at [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► the bottom is for its for another free [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► app so the idea is if you get this free [TS]

00:27:28 ◼   ► app and you can click on the Add to go [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► down with this other free app and that's [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► got ads in it for other free apps [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► ok and this is again John i have to [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► remind people occasion there's a reason [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► you and I are not in the corner office [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► but it's it's it's just seems it seems [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► like I really feel like to get like an [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► emperor has no clothes kind of situation [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► you know like i know at what point is [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► anybody gonna make any money on that [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► except by accident [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► the Emperor does have clothes and those [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► clothes are are from abercrombie & fitch [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► and american eagle and the emperor has [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► gel in his hair and he's 26 years old [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► and he went to Pepperdine I'm have that [TS]

00:28:05 ◼   ► he doesn't have that kind of hairy I i [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► would call Portland hair but it seems [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► like everybody's a hog butcher in an a [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► in a in a check shirt now with arm arm [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► tattoos [TS]

00:28:15 ◼   ► yeah lesbian sexual Merlin ok what is [TS]

00:28:18 ◼   ► that hair why just why what little i [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► left i left town for the first time in [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► five years yesterday and everybody has [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► this same hair it's not [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► a pompadour but it's kind of tall not [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► tall here but you look like you're not [TS]

00:28:30 ◼   ► talking about everybody's got that same [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► hair on the top that the beard on the [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► bottom check shirt [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► what does that call was that here called [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► well so our sexual hair i consider that [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► haircut to be sort of a modified [TS]

00:28:41 ◼   ► Macklemore that you mean by Macklemore [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► their kind of the Macklemore haircut is [TS]

00:28:46 ◼   ► shaved on the sides member and then it's [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► like it's like a fat mohawk long but [TS]

00:28:52 ◼   ► it's not sticking up right it's just [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► kind of pompadour it up then the shower [TS]

00:28:56 ◼   ► i'm mark ronson had his hair cut [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► yeah the sides shaved that it's [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► very--it's that's right that's right [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► that's exactly it's like one continuous [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► hair surface when you put the product in [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► yeah let them with their hands in their [TS]

00:29:06 ◼   ► pockets looking man with tattoos yeah [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► it's good but your mind it's a big kind [TS]

00:29:10 ◼   ► of yet just ends up being a big goods [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► like a hair hat but i don't know if [TS]

00:29:16 ◼   ► you've been watching the television show [TS]

00:29:17 ◼   ► peaky blinders which is a netflix [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► original series netflix well it's only [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► one monthly fee [TS]

00:29:27 ◼   ► the only reason that I'm watching it is [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► that I have a friend who is an angle [TS]

00:29:30 ◼   ► file and anytime people are talking in [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► like bad fake British accent oh she just [TS]

00:29:36 ◼   ► can't get enough of it and so we start [TS]

00:29:38 ◼   ► watching this peaky blinders let's get [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► and I from the zombie movie and it's got [TS]

00:29:41 ◼   ► the guy from the zombie movie and it [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► using Batman to I think he was he was [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► the Scarecrow right [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► mm sorry go ahead was a scarecrow in [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► batman movies the Scarecrow he's the guy [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► remember he puts on the Scarecrow [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► masking blows up those magic dust [TS]

00:29:54 ◼   ► interfacing hallucinate remember he's [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► down he's down the parking garage and [TS]

00:29:58 ◼   ► that one [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► my guess too maybe I know I saw it on an [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► airplane but anyway he's Irish [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► um yeah everybody in the movie is so [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► they're all supposed to be from it's not [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► a movie it's a TV show but they're all [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► supposed to be from Birmingham but every [TS]

00:30:10 ◼   ► single person in the in the whole series [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► has a completely different accent [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► because some of them are legitimately [TS]

00:30:18 ◼   ► people from the burning from central [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► North england birmingham is like black [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► sabbath the move to austin birmingham [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► birmingham yeah wouldn't that be also a [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► Motorhead are they from Birmingham we're [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► gonna find out anyway go ahead [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► so anyway everybody's got four flavors [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► ya then [TS]

00:30:38 ◼   ► and then there's Sam Neill doing a [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► British accent and there's some Irish [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► people doing British accents and some [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► people that you know just like episode [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► every times it's like two people talking [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► to each other they're supposed to be [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► brothers and one guy his guys from New [TS]

00:30:53 ◼   ► York share in the gas won anything in a [TS]

00:30:55 ◼   ► completely different dialect but anyway [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► the show purports to be right after [TS]

00:31:01 ◼   ► World War one and every single male [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► character is wearing a full Macklemore [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► and I don't have enough historical [TS]

00:31:13 ◼   ► haircut context to to say like in [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► birmingham in 1919 what was what was it [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► just was a town of macklemore's is that [TS]

00:31:24 ◼   ► where he got the haircut from mean it [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► seems a little bit on the nose from for [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► now that's the thing it in every [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► historical thing it's this is Africa [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► told me that somebody in front of mine [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► Tallahassee was like if you ever notice [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► you watching no matter how good the rest [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► of a production is there's two things [TS]

00:31:40 ◼   ► that always give it away almost always [TS]

00:31:43 ◼   ► give it away which is the makeup on the [TS]

00:31:45 ◼   ► women right the way in a women look [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► amazingly magazines like it's exactly [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► 1963 even though it's supposed to be [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► like the Roman Empire and also the [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► haircuts the the hair I mean you know [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► even i don't know i mean i think people [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► tried harder over the years to get [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► better at that but if it used to be they [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► didn't even try that kind of surprises [TS]

00:32:05 ◼   ► me I you know I put that kind of a bit [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► of kind of a haircut could kind of pass [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► a little bit i think i feel like it [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► passes my main problem my disease and [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► willfully old-timey to be the Macklemore [TS]

00:32:15 ◼   ► the full Macklemore is willfully old [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► time to begin with right uh well it's [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► kind of a dream of the nineties is alive [TS]

00:32:23 ◼   ► in portland kind of approach when I [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► Macklemore himself when I saw him a [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► rocking that haircut for the first time [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► i was like huh that is that seems bold i [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► have not seen that particular I mean [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► shaved sides big pompadour i have not [TS]

00:32:39 ◼   ► seen that particular haircut and it's [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► been especially bold on him because he's [TS]

00:32:42 ◼   ► very blonde [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► now i see it everywhere every airline [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► steward who is under 35 years old has [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► that haircut now if you get on an [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► airplane and there is a male a house [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► hostess [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► yeah he will have a Macklemore haircut [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► and you see them do you see them [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► everywhere although on all the butcher's [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► too and it's very uh it's all happened [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► so fast that I feel like it was it was [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► this said it was a pregnancy that was [TS]

00:33:15 ◼   ► waiting in our culture we needed [TS]

00:33:18 ◼   ► something we needed something so that in [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► 125 years from now when they do sort of [TS]

00:33:25 ◼   ► films and and documentaries about our [TS]

00:33:29 ◼   ► reenactments of the 2014 move that there [TS]

00:33:34 ◼   ► will be a convenient way to delineate to [TS]

00:33:37 ◼   ► people like oh I'm watching a scene from [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► the past i like-like-like big [TS]

00:33:41 ◼   ► muttonchops and anchorman [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► yeah it is to set in people like [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► visually you can tell that's all that's [TS]

00:33:46 ◼   ► got to be about happening 2014 [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► yeah and and people who are 25 now when [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► they're 60 years old i'll be watching [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► the show and they'll be like this is [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► supposed to be set in 2010 [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► there was nobody wore their hair like [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► that in 2010 that I start until 2014 [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► whatever it just feels like it it's just [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► that it's a delineator it's a mark d [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► marketer but the my and and frankly the [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► conformity in male fashion right now is [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► so profound and I feel like it is a [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► conformity because basically everyone is [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► dressing like me except for the tiny [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► shape is except for the tiny shoes and [TS]

00:34:31 ◼   ► and I when I walk around and I'm like I [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► am in that I'm in the awkward position [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► of like well I'm not going to change how [TS]

00:34:38 ◼   ► I dress but I now look like every single [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► fucking hipster dad in America and and [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► I've never felt that way before I never [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► felt like I looked like everybody else I [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► felt like that in [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► the early nineties like right when [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► grunge was starting to tip a little bit [TS]

00:34:56 ◼   ► and that was like this is what everybody [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► I know is always warn ya right i mean [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► but through the grunge era I was always [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► a little bit too preppy right but now [TS]

00:35:07 ◼   ► the thing about this lumbersexual [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► bullshit is that it is there's a little [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► element of prep involved right it's like [TS]

00:35:14 ◼   ► there's never a lot of tailoring a lot [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► of tailoring and stuff fits you know [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► tightly doesn't tightly and I don't want [TS]

00:35:24 ◼   ► to i do not want to walk into a cafe and [TS]

00:35:27 ◼   ► have every guy in the room look up at me [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► and me look at every guy in the room [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► would be like here we all are [TS]

00:35:33 ◼   ► yeah like that's great now able to drop [TS]

00:35:36 ◼   ► John Roderick in like three seconds [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► you shouldn't be should not be and the [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► things and I do not want to go the whole [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► i do not want to start having to wear a [TS]

00:35:43 ◼   ► purple fedora you know for lazy your age [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► that's a great way to express you unique [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► place I resist being I resist joining [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► the red hat already so so i won't but [TS]

00:35:58 ◼   ► but the the the problem [TS]

00:36:01 ◼   ► the main problem i had with peaky [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► blinders and I think this is the problem [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► i have with the entire culture is that [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► it's set in 1919 they are Macklemore [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► haircuts that's fine [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► they're driving period-appropriate cars [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► which I which i enjoy but at the at the [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► key moment of every episode when they [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► decide that they're going to go get into [TS]

00:36:26 ◼   ► a gang fight with the gypsies or they're [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► gonna you know take on the cops or [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► whatever all of a sudden white stripes [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► comes on and says here the nick cave and [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► the bad seeds the themes huh [TS]

00:36:40 ◼   ► nick cave and the bad seeds theme song [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► which i didn't like but i but I i got [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► like used to in the same way that like I [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► got used to the theme song of the wire [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► whatever like okay fine [TS]

00:36:51 ◼   ► right like fuck you don't use the garden [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► you know that the theme song to the wire [TS]

00:36:59 ◼   ► was just like all the guy that makes [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► this TV show likes this guy okay [TS]

00:37:02 ◼   ► no Tom Waits is making some dough every [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► season it's a different artist turns out [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► every season it's a different artist but [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► I'm boys yeah but no one [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► none of the characters in the show or [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► the or is it like the theme song has [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► absolutely nothing to do with the world [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► of the show right yeah yeah nobody and [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► that shows over table TV thing because [TS]

00:37:23 ◼   ► there's something about a certain kind [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► of gritty old-timey song like like red [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► right hand or like down the hole or like [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► I think I think you're very influential [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► one was dead wood who you know you're [TS]

00:37:37 ◼   ► not and I was furious at deadwood for [TS]

00:37:40 ◼   ► the music precisely for the music [TS]

00:37:42 ◼   ► because the deadwood was like it's not [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► like demoed on a bluegrass keyboard it [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► did it was like it was like you you [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► basically got you got some like [TS]

00:37:51 ◼   ► contemporary folky a like sound [TS]

00:37:56 ◼   ► designers to make some shit that you [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► know because because it has a banjo and [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► I'm supposed to feel like it is [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► representing in it it's got its got so [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► many different instruments playing for a [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► couple bars and yeah it sounds like [TS]

00:38:07 ◼   ► demoed yeah I was just like eat shit [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► Deadwood but peaky blinders like worse [TS]

00:38:13 ◼   ► because because you know you're in them [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► you're in the mode you're in the mind [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► i'm in 1919 i'm living in birmingham ok [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► we're going on an adventure [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► I love with a girl just like the [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► countdown countdown are out downtown [TS]

00:38:27 ◼   ► announce out it's like fuck off here it [TS]

00:38:30 ◼   ► turns into it it turns into a music [TS]

00:38:31 ◼   ► video yeah yeah and you just feel like [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► that's at a certain point there's 25 [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► people working on this TV show and then [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► they get to the biggest to the big [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► moment and I always in some guy [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► Macklemore haircut come swoopin in in a [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► in a in a j.crew suit and he's like step [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► aside boys I've got this and he puts on [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► you know he like puts on some hip rock [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► and roll band and you just feel like I'm [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► not watching the show anymore i'm i'm [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► watching you know i'm watching [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► somebody's demo [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► real and then I mean I just wait for the [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► music to stop when you watch this again [TS]

00:39:07 ◼   ► is because somebody else something else [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► was such as somebody else's like I wanna [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► watch the show and I go well I am your [TS]

00:39:14 ◼   ► chaperone for this [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► that's mean walking dead oh I've never [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► seen walking dead is a little you know [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► at least I can do is watch that it [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► no you're not sure yet husband it's a [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► fad walking dead is about zombies right [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► yeah and see how she makes a good point [TS]

00:39:30 ◼   ► she says yes it's about zombies but [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► that's not the really interesting part [TS]

00:39:33 ◼   ► the interesting part is like how [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► everybody's dealing with it [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► why everybody say why does everybody say [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► it's this show about zombies is not [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► really about it is about zombies [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► well you know there's a lot of [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► world-building in the first season like [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► you're creating saying like okay here's [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► the rules of this universe [TS]

00:39:48 ◼   ► here's how these things work it's like [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► TV show of Minecraft that supposed sure [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► yeah have you played Minecraft John haha [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► no but I everyone so while i talk to a [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► kid that's kinda and I say what's that [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► but bullshit on your t-shirt and they [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► will arise and they say its minecraft if [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► you don't know what it is it's probably [TS]

00:40:08 ◼   ► my craft and I know um yeah so anyway [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► it's a good show [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► it's a good show it's it's actually just [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► super gruesome I've said it too many [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► times on here let me ask you this [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► I got absolutely yell at us right the [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► the oh my god that was gonna send e-mail [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► directly on your computer's gonna hit a [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► couple buttons and send you messages [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► right on your computer [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► ah now and I think you asked you this [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► before but Christy's d subscribe to hulu [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► uh who will plus you get hulu plus so [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► all of the so my netflix on my hulu are [TS]

00:40:41 ◼   ► all subscribed to by another person haha [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► and i i i don't now I don't hold the [TS]

00:40:50 ◼   ► keys to the kingdom that's not my bath [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► oil and everything with whatever it's [TS]

00:40:57 ◼   ► called back every once in a while I do i [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► do uh most of the time i only watch [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► those channels when I am when I'm with [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► someone else but very occasionally I [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► will turn on netflix myself and watch [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► hitler documentary [TS]

00:41:15 ◼   ► netflix even the hairs the thing that [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► lets you watch Netflix in their netflix [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► ok easy enough [TS]

00:41:21 ◼   ► the thing that I hate everything about [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► hulu plus pretty much except for how [TS]

00:41:25 ◼   ► perfectly it encapsulates the complexity [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► of the media landscape right now which [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► is that like it's the only place where [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► if your cord cutter it's the only place [TS]

00:41:33 ◼   ► that you can legally get recent stuff [TS]

00:41:36 ◼   ► without having to like buy it was easy [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► to see on itunes you know it you know [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► how the thing is I really kills me to [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► spend 2 99 on an episode of project [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► runway they were going to watch once but [TS]

00:41:46 ◼   ► we've got you know depending on what you [TS]

00:41:48 ◼   ► got you know everybody's got in [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► different places but hulu plus it's an [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► interesting bananas however much it [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► costs like whatever 67 bucks a month but [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► still got fucking commercials it costs [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► seven bucks a month i think Santa Claus [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► commercials they just they just stuck [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► another fucking to use to you your value [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► a deal [TS]

00:42:05 ◼   ► oh it's so annoying i'm almost sounds [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► like you're not watching too much [TS]

00:42:08 ◼   ► because you would definitely notice it [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► because then it's a kind of advertising [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► that I find particularly annoying which [TS]

00:42:13 ◼   ► is advertising where you know it might [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► be making some money at scale but it's [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► mostly there because they hate you [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► there's a certain kind of advertisement [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► trying to punish you right to continue [TS]

00:42:25 ◼   ► to first first principles Clarice let's [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► go back to wear this all starts they [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► want you to pay a little bit of money [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► for something that's extremely easy so [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► in an ideal world you by cable like a [TS]

00:42:34 ◼   ► gentleman and then I guess you can skip [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► the commercials with your TV or whatever [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► in this case they're going to fuck you [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► you think you can get by without [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► watching commercials forget about it [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► you're going to pay for this and you're [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► gonna watch commercials like that Johnny [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► you ready for this [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► they're all for geico also women are [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► they trying to shame you into wait a [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► minute you're telling me off first of [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► all the commercials are four guys oh [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► well there's a lot of at least okay no I [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► think that hulu has gotten better [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► inventory but there's a lot of that [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► place [TS]

00:43:01 ◼   ► yes you can't tailor it to your [TS]

00:43:03 ◼   ► commercial preferences [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► I like you care about some other [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► channels I'm not sure we had who for a [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► while love it was not mine [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► that was her bath well not mine we had [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► enough fun things like you know what I [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► just can't have this in the house [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► anymore it just makes me too angry to [TS]

00:43:15 ◼   ► pay for this and then have to watch what [TS]

00:43:17 ◼   ► we in the business call run of network [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► commercials [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► they're cheap Phil ads they just did a [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► dubious big backhoe pushes a bunch of [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► geico as in 15 minutes fuck you [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► and there's some like crackle these [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► stations that go out the old TV shows [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► and all Phil it's all PSA is it's all [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► just like just like you know what this [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► is really just here to slow you down and [TS]

00:43:39 ◼   ► remind you that you're a cheapskate its [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► punishment advertising mhm yeah well [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► yeah so but but is hulu trying to get [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► you to upgrade to a version of hulu that [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► costs more that doesn't have ads there [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► is no version of that to my knowledge my [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► god so it's really and it's giant [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► punishment so imagine imagine if you [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► said you know netflix is pretty cool how [TS]

00:43:57 ◼   ► do you fuck that up [TS]

00:43:59 ◼   ► what do people not like about netflix [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► they don't like paying for it well too [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► bad you gotta pay for what about netflix [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► so what if we had a commercial oh yeah [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► let's add commercials and how about this [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► you know sometimes you're watching [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► something on netflix you come back the [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► next time it's gone [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► what if we only had shows up for a week [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► or two or a week or three so you can go [TS]

00:44:14 ◼   ► and you can watch your two and a half [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► men or whatever and then it goes away [TS]

00:44:17 ◼   ► after a certain amount of time you have [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► a certain window you can watch it before [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► this point you can watch it after that [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► point so it is kind of the worst of many [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► many worlds [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► I mean the number one thing that people [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► don't like about netflix is that [TS]

00:44:27 ◼   ► everything on there sucks and you can if [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► you go on and you say i would like to [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► watch you tell me you don't like their [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► food documentaries room I'd like to [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► watch the marijuana documentaries [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► yeah i would like to watch the longest [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► day and netflix is like do you mean the [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► longest dong netflix rosana for the [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► longest day also may enjoy these things [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► it's like what you're telling me you [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► don't have one of the great all-time [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► great little that's complicated but I [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► know I know I know I've heard it all [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► before but you know I a netflix to me is [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► just a ton more valuable so we've got [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► what we pay for we pay for netflix we [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► pay for amazon prime is already paying [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► for amazon prime and you know they [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► really want you to feel like that's more [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► than free shipping I'd been happier just [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► free shipping but we also get a you know [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► get the music from that we get the most [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► TV shows from that and that's great [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► because you can watch all those great [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► HBO shows for free now on amazon prime [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► did you know that Airmen that every time [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► you use amazon prime a baby dies really [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► is it will come a kind of baby like a [TS]

00:45:27 ◼   ► fresh baby you're right he's made me [TS]

00:45:30 ◼   ► realize the kind of babies John in [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► America now in America now let's be [TS]

00:45:34 ◼   ► honest yes no no [TS]

00:45:36 ◼   ► already got the deed to keep your eyes [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► only creativity you so mad I want to [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► take to get you updated we should talk [TS]

00:45:46 ◼   ► about this offline [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► we should at least get you up to [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► something you know from from this decade [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► well let's see let me let me let me tell [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► you about my computer around god no no [TS]

00:45:55 ◼   ► save it since I was about this mac Oh [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► John why are you doing this really [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► reading from your passbook oh here we go [TS]

00:46:05 ◼   ► 2.16 gigahertz intel core 2 duo two [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► gigabytes 666 you get two good hits the [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► ramp 2 gigabytes of RAM 207 CDR yelling [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► have any of ram that's not enough ram [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► John your continuum is your fingers let [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► us sometimes to listen two gigabytes [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► do you remember have that on my iPad do [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► you remember when two gigabytes would [TS]

00:46:42 ◼   ► have filled up airplane hangar [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► I remember when two gigabytes yeah but I [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► mean I there was a man on the moon with [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► slide rules yet literally they just shot [TS]

00:46:53 ◼   ► a slide rule i have two whole gigabytes [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► of RAM yeah well your computer might be [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► a little slow sometimes you find that to [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► be the case [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► every time I turn on any electronic [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► device i am just seething with rage mac [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► pc and waiting for it to fail right [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► the thing is the top my toaster i bought [TS]

00:47:18 ◼   ► my toaster for 25 cents at a thrift [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► store and it is from 1950 and it makes [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► perfect toast [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► yep every day every day because we just [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► beat the Nazis and we were feeling proud [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► of ourselves and we made some fucking [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► toasters for a while the work pretty [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► well their stuff some of them still [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► working the ones that didn't get put [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► into it into a landfill and i'm going to [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► go back and get those [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► soon like the sea games you're gonna go [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► back and pick up the leftovers [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► supertrain is that's the first thing [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► that's going to power supertrain it's [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► going to be first of all powered by [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► vintage toasters can write that down so [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► so yeah I look at this computer and I'm [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► like all right to replace this thing [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► what is this twenty to twenty-five [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► hundred dollars there's no other way I [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► could go i could go on craigslist isn't [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► that going there to think about [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► so right now you've got you've got like [TS]

00:48:14 ◼   ► 21 imac right mhm yeah so you know about [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► the new imacs better would the new imacs [TS]

00:48:20 ◼   ► that are that are twenty-five hundred [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► dollars like how powerful they are [TS]

00:48:23 ◼   ► I don't know anything about number oh [TS]

00:48:25 ◼   ► you know what I don't get so what don't [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► look it up don't look at me what you [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► think they don't have disk drives right [TS]

00:48:30 ◼   ► it's all on the coma clothes it's all of [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► them include know what you do is you [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► have a subscription to the clone it's [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► got a power cord and ethernet cable in [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► five years [TS]

00:48:41 ◼   ► that's exactly right Makka I might have [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► mcintosh it was right at the forefront [TS]

00:48:46 ◼   ► of this they were like how many oh wait [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► a minute the Apple mile we were why are [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► we selling people things when we can [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► just stick eels to that will sell them [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► the right to stick use to them and then [TS]

00:48:56 ◼   ► close to getting you something how do [TS]

00:49:00 ◼   ► you treated this he'll come out there [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► that's like they have this they have a [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► remote he'll control and I would know [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► what amazes me is all these people are [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► living on he'll shit right [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► yeah i mean they're just sucking he'll [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► bottoms oh it's not that they're not [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► getting my blood [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► they're getting the poop he'll poop so [TS]

00:49:23 ◼   ► mad that's the heels [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► you know that's the thing it was fuckin [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► Skynet the eels are the ones that are [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► getting the real blood off of me and one [TS]

00:49:31 ◼   ► of these days the heels are gonna be [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► like wide why am I pooping in the mouths [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► of these guys in cupertino let's reflect [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► the veal I could keep i'm going to keep [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► this poop to myself well you get a good [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► thinking you could try to get the heels [TS]

00:49:44 ◼   ► on your side they can be hard to flip [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► them i don't and now the heels have that [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► reveals have no like all the deals have [TS]

00:49:51 ◼   ► is institutional memory and loyalty to [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► one another that's why they use from [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► deals don't care about me don't care [TS]

00:50:00 ◼   ► about you no no open cabinet don't care [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► about other heels i don't know i began [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► that I've i began to think because [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► they're all that's what that's what they [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► know they're all network to each other [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► remember remember the girl mrs. that's [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► what they call a mesh network they just [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► it's got its got near proximity [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► near-field heal technologies that allow [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► them just by being near each other they [TS]

00:50:21 ◼   ► become aware there like bees or ants or [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► more again the room remember the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► remember the girl in her she stopped [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► being interested in her boyfriend [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► because she was online talking at a at a [TS]

00:50:33 ◼   ► thousand megaparsecs a second i never [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► got that far that's what happens that's [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► depressing [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► yeah she gets on there and she's like [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► you know she's in she's super [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► interesting to this guy and then as she [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► gets as she gets better [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► she's like doing teraflop a conversation [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► outsourcing yeah and she's like I i [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► really am sort of enjoying my [TS]

00:50:56 ◼   ► relationships with these other computers [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► yeah look like every woman I've ever [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► ever been with [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► I know right no I think the thing is i [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► understand i'm not complaining i mean i [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► understand i understand like how [TS]

00:51:08 ◼   ► incredibly tedious it is to deal with [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► just me I can I would be out there [TS]

00:51:13 ◼   ► looking for careful ops 2 I feel like I [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► feel like dealing with you you know [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► you've got you have to compartmentalize [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► if I was if I was Merlin man's soul life [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► partner [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► I feel like there would be you know you [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► have to just you have to be tough to [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► build some small fences not tall fences [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► picket fence em around some around some [TS]

00:51:33 ◼   ► garden plots find reasons to run errands [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► by plots I mean PL o TZ plotzing garden [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► plots take offense plotzing up and you [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► have to yet there'd be some errands to [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► run there be some errands i would i [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► would send you honor i would ask you to [TS]

00:51:50 ◼   ► do because it's very hearts send you on [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► personal business trips I [TS]

00:51:55 ◼   ► I'm totally I'm totally sympathetic [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► believe me I understand I have to live [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► with it too [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► oh you know I think I might be allergic [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► to Christmas trees that is an extremely [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► common allergy not to say you know [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► quotidian or a gauche but it's a lot of [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► people have that our John does that [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► right so what ya big time are you [TS]

00:52:17 ◼   ► hearing about this on other channels i [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► had a very good friend who was like the [TS]

00:52:23 ◼   ► thing is she loved Christmas she love [TS]

00:52:25 ◼   ► Christmas so much but having a live tree [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► and how something happens with the sap [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► sap I think as it basically it's when [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► you first get the tree you might be fine [TS]

00:52:34 ◼   ► but not the case with you but supposedly [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► turns out the longer the trees around as [TS]

00:52:39 ◼   ► it starts to degrade there's something [TS]

00:52:41 ◼   ► produced by the SAP buckets into the air [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► and some people are extremely allergic [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► to pine needle dander I went on WebMD as [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► you do and the webmd said that it was [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► mold that you weren't allergic to the [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► tree you are allergic to the mold that [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► was on the tree turns out [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► mm what do you think well you gotta die [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► i'm just guessing with your to various [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► collections I don't know why you curate [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► every piece on a touch each piece often [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► but you know you must have some baseline [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► mold in that house already seems like [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► that would have gotten already there is [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► a current of their there was there was a [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► place where the previous owners did not [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► properly caulk around the door and I got [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► a little bit of mold in a little fresh [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► Seattle coming in all the time [TS]

00:53:26 ◼   ► yeah and so I went out there and i [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► cocked it sealed now but i think that [TS]

00:53:30 ◼   ► there is some there's there's some [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► little creeping fellows in there but I [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► don't feel like my I'm allergic to my [TS]

00:53:36 ◼   ► house in general but there is a [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► Christmas tree in it right now is a [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► photo of that I sometimes feel like [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► you've seen the conversation with a gene [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► hackman where he's that he's the [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► spoilers but he's an eavesdropping [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► expertise that I guess institutions [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► tearing his whole house apartment to [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► find turn up the floor as me when I [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► discover anything in my house whether [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► it's a leak [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► whether it's a draft whether it's [TS]

00:54:00 ◼   ► whatever like once they discover one [TS]

00:54:02 ◼   ► draft suddenly I'm like lord of the [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► drafts and like I'm finding through the [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► entire houses drafts and that's when I [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► really realized how Ricki the whole [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► places where you'll notice that you can [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► go years and years and years without [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► noticing something and then once you [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► start noticing a little bit it's like [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► all you see that is so so true [TS]

00:54:20 ◼   ► honestly that happen to you well yeah I [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► mean I go years and years and years [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► without noticing things and then and [TS]

00:54:27 ◼   ► then I noticed them and then I'm like [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► I'm obsessed by them i hadn't had a very [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► interesting experience the other day I [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► had there was a friend over and she was [TS]

00:54:40 ◼   ► helping me clean my project room [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► what is that you're Kevin Spacey dungeon [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► but really I said listen I think you're [TS]

00:54:51 ◼   ► going to get the calculator and [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► electrical side us you were when you [TS]

00:54:57 ◼   ► look at twelve i did a little help and I [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► was just like listen I just need moral [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► support or something I just need to go [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► into this project room it's gotten a [TS]

00:55:05 ◼   ► little crazy and I need some help and [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► she was like oh this is hilarious sure [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► i'll go into your project room and help [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► you like straighten it up or whatever [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► because she's you know she's a gal she [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► feels like all straightened up a room [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► like I've got something I got a system [TS]

00:55:19 ◼   ► or whatever my girl well don't don't [TS]

00:55:22 ◼   ► apply your system here I just need you i [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► need some moral support so she comes in [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► and she's going around and she's like [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► looking in boxes and she's asking [TS]

00:55:32 ◼   ► questions about what she finds and after [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► a while I'm in there and I'm full of [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► anxiety because it's like I will that [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► box you can't put I know it looks like [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► it has paper in it but you can't put any [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► other paper in that box because all of [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► that paper is a kind of paper and all [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► that box looks like it's sort of like [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► having to explain the backstage passes [TS]

00:55:56 ◼   ► for example [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► yeah right it's like they're 75 levels [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► of order to it in in a system which [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► appears to you to have no order and and [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► yet those levels of order would never be [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► if so if I died tomorrow and somebody [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► was trying to make sense of this there [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► would be no way they could [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► one because they they would have to [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► share they would have to share too many [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► like others up some positions right so [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► she's sitting in there she's like what [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► women here why are you say why are [TS]

00:56:32 ◼   ► saving this and I'm like well that [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► doesn't seem like that in itself has any [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► value and even add a secondary level it [TS]

00:56:38 ◼   ► has no value but it relates at a [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► tertiary level to something else some [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► other thing and so because of that [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► reflected value it actually has a lot of [TS]

00:56:49 ◼   ► value but you insulting what you're [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► saying that even if somebody were a [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► lifetime scholar of John Roderick [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► they're still mean the steel beam [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► certain may still be certain [TS]

00:56:59 ◼   ► intellectual doors that are never [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► unlocked so many so many of you that [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► even if you get the basic system even if [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► you get most of the connections there [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► maybe tertiary systems in place that are [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► beyond reckoning [TS]

00:57:11 ◼   ► it's like you're thinking machine right [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► systems that you could get there there [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► will be something tucked in a book over [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► on this shelf and that thing has an [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► electrical connection to something that [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► is in a box on the market in a box that [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► is otherwise full of guitar picks or [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► whatever and the others have a fun way [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► for a young girl to spend your afternoon [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► there's no connective tissue between the [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► two things but they are vibrating at a [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► higher frequency between one another and [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► i am aware that I i know that i know [TS]

00:57:43 ◼   ► that the 1924 silver certificate is [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► tucked in the copy of of the red and the [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► black / / in the bookshelf and that that [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► somehow relates to the same freeze [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► sticker that I pulled off of the phone [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► pole in 1989 that same freeze uh you [TS]

00:58:04 ◼   ► know the the giant puppeteers that that [TS]

00:58:07 ◼   ► were against nuclear war dave free San [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► same freeze stand tall red black [TS]

00:58:17 ◼   ► Stendahl there you go that's beautiful [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► see this is the kind of thing that [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► that's the that's the kind of false hope [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► that makes John rhetoric scholar go down [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► the wrong path [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► yeah that's right the archivist is like [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► I think I've finally made the [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► connections like know [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► but anyways um Sam watched a couple [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► weeks up and it's at a certain point if [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► that's right he's like I study I can't [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► leave now [TS]

00:58:38 ◼   ► I think you've had enough Sam I finally [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► I finally i'm starting to see it i'm [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► starting to see the the gold wires [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► anyone she's sitting on the couch and a [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► certain point she looks up with a with a [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► new look on her face and she it's a it's [TS]

00:58:54 ◼   ► a it's a look of sympathy and she goes [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► oh I always thought that this was for me [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► at that you were such a that you had all [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► this all these systems or whatever but [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► you had to be there for the moment of [TS]

00:59:11 ◼   ► realization but now I'm seeing how was [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:59:15 ◼   ► what a terrible burden this is on you [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► and I was like what stopped talking and [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► she said you have like this you have the [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► organizational sense of someone who what [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► who has a place for everything and [TS]

00:59:33 ◼   ► everything in its place but every other [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► person like that in the world finds [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► freedom in throwing things away that [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► don't fit in the little portion holes [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► and then on the other and then the other [TS]

00:59:48 ◼   ► half of you is this person that that is [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► basically stacking used soup cans in the [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► hall and the two things are a potent [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► hall and the two things are a potent [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► to one another but you can't you [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► honestly cannot throw away a single [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► ticket stub or store or cigar foil or [TS]

01:00:08 ◼   ► whatever because they all have meaning [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► but they also all need to be in a [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► special place and there aren't that many [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► special places in the world [TS]

01:00:16 ◼   ► oh and i was like stop talking [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► we should go but it was it was it was [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► interesting because for the first time [TS]

01:00:26 ◼   ► this thing that I play for comedy and [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► that everybody thinks of is is being [TS]

01:00:30 ◼   ► like a funny quirky thing this one this [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► one person had the insight to say like [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► oh dear oh I've seen to have seen too [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► much or whatever her or or maybe not too [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► much like you know she she she [TS]

01:00:44 ◼   ► recognized that that this was a that [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► this was a constant cycle of of like my [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► like warms burrowing in my mind I can [TS]

01:00:59 ◼   ► give you one slightly reframe not [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► necessarily make you feel better but to [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► like say where I think I'm simpatico is [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► this is hitbox 0 thing you're about to [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► say guests over they have this nullified [TS]

01:01:11 ◼   ► here's the problem i think is admin the [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► phrase in my family's call people like [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► that string savers all the strings [TS]

01:01:18 ◼   ► strings favors that is cute and quaint [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► human point because you've been through [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► the depression and you know that [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► eventually you'll probably need a little [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► bit extra string why would you throw [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► that away [TS]

01:01:27 ◼   ► that's right if you ever gone to an old [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► person's home you know that this is the [TS]

01:01:30 ◼   ► thing here's here's my only reframe on [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► that and this is why I think why I'm [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► sympathetic to what you're describing [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► and why I think it's complicated [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► it'd be one thing to say yes she's [TS]

01:01:38 ◼   ► absolutely correct it's one thing to say [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► like okay here's this ticket stub i know [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► this is important because X it's [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► important because maybe on this one [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► level I had a good time that night maybe [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► on another level [TS]

01:01:48 ◼   ► it's that I have a collection of these [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► and that's a fun thing that I do I think [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► those kinds of things can become [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► overwhelming but those are the real [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► problem [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► the real problem is the stuff you save [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► when you're not really sure why you're [TS]

01:02:02 ◼   ► saving it but because it might be [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► important someday like somebody might [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► want this [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► this might become valuable and here's [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► the thing if you've got a lot of stuff [TS]

01:02:11 ◼   ► like that of unknown future proven [TS]

01:02:13 ◼   ► once you don't even know how to classify [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► it except to say your stuff that might [TS]

01:02:18 ◼   ► be important someday that isn't [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► classified but I i think that's the [TS]

01:02:21 ◼   ► struggle is like especially with all [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► this kid stuff we've got like our kids [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► never gonna want all this junk of hers [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► that we saved [TS]

01:02:27 ◼   ► I don't find myself craving that stuff [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► from my own shot but she's never gonna [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► want that I save that for me is that I [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► don't know what box that goes in yet [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► that's a story that's not being told yet [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► thanked God but i think that's the [TS]