Roderick on the Line

Ep. 131: "Subsequious"


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00:00:29   hello and John hi Berlin all know [TS]

00:00:35   oh I'm a little sick I was exaggerating [TS]

00:00:39   how sick I was you've never been a [TS]

00:00:42   little sick [TS]

00:00:43   mm don't you feel pretty fast I mean [TS]

00:00:45   youryour you got a hockey stick curve my [TS]

00:00:47   friend [TS]

00:00:48   yeah well the problem is that they're [TS]

00:00:50   also all colds all sicknesses and in the [TS]

00:00:53   same place and it doesn't matter what i [TS]

00:00:54   do if if the moment I start feeling sick [TS]

00:00:58   I lay in bed for three days it with a [TS]

00:01:01   warm blankie [TS]

00:01:03   uh-huh i'm still going to get just as [TS]

00:01:05   sick as if I went running naked in the [TS]

00:01:07   cold rain [TS]

00:01:09   Oh like there's nothing i can do once [TS]

00:01:11   I'm on the path culture like record our [TS]

00:01:14   with an upper respiratory infection [TS]

00:01:16   yeah yeah yeah that's right and so yeah [TS]

00:01:20   that's right so I died this year this [TS]

00:01:23   time when I started feeling sick I was [TS]

00:01:25   lying there in bed and I was like uh you [TS]

00:01:29   know what I'm gonna do this time I'm [TS]

00:01:30   just gonna I'm just gonna power through [TS]

00:01:32   it i'm gonna go do all the stuff I'm [TS]

00:01:34   going to be out in the cold i'm not [TS]

00:01:36   gonna wear a scarf I'm just gonna go for [TS]

00:01:38   it [TS]

00:01:38   yeah and here i am three days in and [TS]

00:01:41   just as sick as I would be if I were in [TS]

00:01:44   a bath right now so i got a second I [TS]

00:01:48   thought but not the cuttin out the [TS]

00:01:50   glutens it helps a little bit but you're [TS]

00:01:52   still going to get tax sometimes it is [TS]

00:01:54   it has helped immeasurably I think my [TS]

00:01:57   overall health [TS]

00:01:58   I was thinking about this last night i [TS]

00:01:59   have not since I stopped because I'm not [TS]

00:02:02   maintaining out perfect and your default [TS]

00:02:06   your default is i mean i'm guessing here [TS]

00:02:08   at least with me when I've been [TS]

00:02:10   successful with that it's been has never [TS]

00:02:11   been the night I mean I very briefly was [TS]

00:02:14   100% Atkins yeah back in the day as you [TS]

00:02:17   know and you made fun of me [TS]

00:02:18   yeah which is understandable but you [TS]

00:02:20   know for me it's generally like all [TS]

00:02:22   other things being equal if i have the [TS]

00:02:23   choice i'm gonna go for less rather than [TS]

00:02:25   more of the junk that I'm trying to [TS]

00:02:27   avoid which i think is a very same [TS]

00:02:28   pattern [TS]

00:02:29   yeah unfortunately the problem with this [TS]

00:02:31   cold is that it coincided perfectly with [TS]

00:02:33   halloween and so Halloween I've given [TS]

00:02:36   myself a bye [TS]

00:02:38   on Reese's peanut butter cups [TS]

00:02:41   oh man and so the sugar makes me feel [TS]

00:02:45   bad anyway I don't know that's just it [TS]

00:02:48   sounds like I'm it sounds like you're [TS]

00:02:50   watching turning into like bald men [TS]

00:02:52   talking about their colon alive so much [TS]

00:02:55   to discuss including my colon and I I [TS]

00:02:57   you know here's the thing that I am [TS]

00:02:59   finally having to accept and you're [TS]

00:03:00   right nothing could be more boring and [TS]

00:03:02   somebody realizing they're getting old [TS]

00:03:03   it's something everybody's gonna do in [TS]

00:03:05   know when I am fighting at all but [TS]

00:03:10   here's the thing you're younger and more [TS]

00:03:13   elastic you can do things that make a [TS]

00:03:15   difference in your life you could say [TS]

00:03:17   you could say like oh I'll get a little [TS]

00:03:19   more sleep want to think a little bit [TS]

00:03:21   less i'll eat some carrots and you know [TS]

00:03:24   within a day or two you notice a [TS]

00:03:25   difference and it's it's it's like you [TS]

00:03:28   know I would remember hearing is a kid [TS]

00:03:29   like oh you know ground broker broker [TS]

00:03:31   hip and it takes a really long time to [TS]

00:03:34   heal when you're an old person with a [TS]

00:03:35   broken hip [TS]

00:03:36   you know it's just it's that if not it i [TS]

00:03:38   would say a death sentence but in a [TS]

00:03:40   mobility sentence that was a killer the [TS]

00:03:42   broken hip [TS]

00:03:43   yeah i'm a lot of people don't come back [TS]

00:03:45   line and stuff goes downhill after that [TS]

00:03:46   scene grandmother when she got old [TS]

00:03:48   enough she broke her femur [TS]

00:03:50   oh he managed to break your femur oh [TS]

00:03:52   thank you might regret it because it's [TS]

00:03:53   only in your body [TS]

00:03:54   she broke it like buttering some toast [TS]

00:03:56   right she like leaned into the toes [TS]

00:03:58   known so much worse that's so pathetic [TS]

00:04:01   she's sitting on my stoner uh got busted [TS]

00:04:04   my cousins bed and he had this kind of [TS]

00:04:06   like AB like it was kind of slippery [TS]

00:04:08   sort of bedspread and she's sitting [TS]

00:04:10   there she's very very very slowly slid [TS]

00:04:15   off the bed landed on her knee and broke [TS]

00:04:17   her from her femur [TS]

00:04:20   well I suppose that's better than [TS]

00:04:22   spontaneous combustion [TS]

00:04:24   I don't know right i mean that's got a [TS]

00:04:27   finality to it [TS]

00:04:28   did you ever go through a phase where [TS]

00:04:29   you research spontaneous combustion [TS]

00:04:31   times because i know i did of course of [TS]

00:04:34   course now of the many kinds of you know [TS]

00:04:37   sasquatches and yet he's out there [TS]

00:04:38   that's when I thought a lot about I want [TS]

00:04:40   to circle back to that but i wanna talk [TS]

00:04:42   here's the other thing for me it's like [TS]

00:04:44   so like who like you and the Reese's [TS]

00:04:47   peanut butter cups is that kinda like a [TS]

00:04:48   one cigarette situation for you but can [TS]

00:04:50   you really [TS]

00:04:51   away from that after a couple days uh [TS]

00:04:53   well you enjoy your hands John i do it [TS]

00:04:56   remains to be seen i enjoy a chocolate [TS]

00:04:59   candy particularly one where your [TS]

00:05:01   chocolate has gotten in someone else's [TS]

00:05:03   peanut butter right or conversely if [TS]

00:05:07   your peanut butter gets in someone [TS]

00:05:08   else's chocolate [TS]

00:05:10   those are situations that I relish where [TS]

00:05:14   you'll be walking along with a chocolate [TS]

00:05:15   bar and you'll bump into a pretty girl [TS]

00:05:17   and she'll have an open jar of peanut [TS]

00:05:19   butter and it'll be like what the and [TS]

00:05:23   here the forum [TS]

00:05:24   I never thought this would happen to me [TS]

00:05:25   up but but what's nice about the small [TS]

00:05:30   size Halloween candies now the [TS]

00:05:34   children's portion is that i can get i [TS]

00:05:38   can i can have a little mini buffet [TS]

00:05:40   because it you know about me also that I [TS]

00:05:42   like a sample I like a sampler platter [TS]

00:05:44   like a flight I went into I went into a [TS]

00:05:47   fancy-pants restaurant here the other [TS]

00:05:49   day where everybody had mustaches and i [TS]

00:05:52   sat down and there was all this stuff [TS]

00:05:54   about kale & P nope eyelashes and all [TS]

00:05:58   this bullshit and then there was at the [TS]

00:06:00   bottom it was like a platter right [TS]

00:06:03   platter you can get it for for you could [TS]

00:06:07   get it for six you could get 48 or [TS]

00:06:10   something like that platter 48 huh [TS]

00:06:13   and I looked at everything on the menu [TS]

00:06:15   and I was like well I don't want any of [TS]

00:06:17   that I want this platter but there's [TS]

00:06:19   only going to be two of us the other [TS]

00:06:20   person hadn't arrived yet and the [TS]

00:06:22   waitress was like well it's a lot [TS]

00:06:24   platter for is a lot of food and I was [TS]

00:06:29   like alright i'll look at the menu again [TS]

00:06:30   I looked one more time and then she came [TS]

00:06:32   back and was like I i want the platter [TS]

00:06:34   bring the platter [TS]

00:06:35   I want the samples you know I want a [TS]

00:06:37   little bit everything [TS]

00:06:39   yeah I mean that sounds like we'll be [TS]

00:06:40   back in the discriminatory days a real [TS]

00:06:42   estate that sounds like steering is very [TS]

00:06:44   normative to tell you how much you [TS]

00:06:45   should be eating I know when the problem [TS]

00:06:47   was or what she meant what she should [TS]

00:06:50   have said was it comes with a bucket of [TS]

00:06:53   potatoes [TS]

00:06:54   awesome you have helped when the platter [TS]

00:06:59   got their childs and pale the vegetables [TS]

00:07:02   and the meat portions were all like [TS]

00:07:04   three [TS]

00:07:04   quickly find for two people it was just [TS]

00:07:06   that had a bucket of potatoes just gonna [TS]

00:07:10   matter but last night I sat down i sat [TS]

00:07:15   down at the kitchen table after [TS]

00:07:16   everybody had gone to bed and I had a [TS]

00:07:18   one little reese's peanut butter cup and [TS]

00:07:21   add one little butterfinger and had one [TS]

00:07:23   little crackle and one little mr goodbar [TS]

00:07:27   and one little Hershey person bar with [TS]

00:07:30   almonds and that amount of candy was [TS]

00:07:35   probably the equivalent I mean it what [TS]

00:07:39   wouldn't even wouldn't even come close [TS]

00:07:41   to the amount of garbage that's in a [TS]

00:07:43   single small blizzard from Dairy Queen [TS]

00:07:45   but I had a little bit of each candy and [TS]

00:07:49   then I did I felt I mean honestly I [TS]

00:07:52   walked around the house the rest of the [TS]

00:07:53   night in a state of total craving but at [TS]

00:07:58   the same time I noon there was not i had [TS]

00:08:00   had one of every possible kind of little [TS]

00:08:03   treat [TS]

00:08:04   I that was not a second one that was [TS]

00:08:07   going to help me at that point uh huh so [TS]

00:08:09   that's the little the little many many [TS]

00:08:11   bars actually are good for me although [TS]

00:08:14   I'm opposed to them in principle [TS]

00:08:15   yeah we did full-size bars this year god [TS]

00:08:18   bless you and I figured it's time to [TS]

00:08:20   start giving back to the community [TS]

00:08:22   here's my problem and like this is a [TS]

00:08:24   slow dawning and painful realization [TS]

00:08:26   that I just have to reread realize like [TS]

00:08:28   every few days is that this is not going [TS]

00:08:31   to get better [TS]

00:08:32   none of this i'm doing Louie CK sweep [TS]

00:08:33   down my entire body of the spoiler [TS]

00:08:35   loving about this is getting going to [TS]

00:08:37   get better we'll see i keep I keep [TS]

00:08:39   thinking that maybe when our alien [TS]

00:08:43   overlords finally arrived and make them [TS]

00:08:46   so I'm sorry when they finally make [TS]

00:08:47   themselves known who and when they make [TS]

00:08:50   themselves known by virtue of coming to [TS]

00:08:52   me first and saying we need you to talk [TS]

00:08:55   to the other humans on our behalf [TS]

00:08:57   the first thing I'm going to say is put [TS]

00:09:00   me in one of those TSA scanners and [TS]

00:09:04   figure out everything that's wrong with [TS]

00:09:06   me all the torn ligaments and all the [TS]

00:09:08   little you know scar tissues you really [TS]

00:09:12   get those moles like that John the moles [TS]

00:09:14   and the enlarged prostate and all the [TS]

00:09:17   end all this sick [TS]

00:09:18   missin the and what is presumably like a [TS]

00:09:20   like a thousand dormant viruses that are [TS]

00:09:24   all just sort of sitting around the [TS]

00:09:26   lunch table taking turns deciding which [TS]

00:09:28   one is gonna get all the stuff we don't [TS]

00:09:30   even have a way of metering at this [TS]

00:09:31   point that's right in there and they [TS]

00:09:33   have the technology maybe involving time [TS]

00:09:35   travel to let you know like on and based [TS]

00:09:37   on this here's a pie graph on how is [TS]

00:09:38   probably gonna end for you [TS]

00:09:39   I field well no I think they're going to [TS]

00:09:41   scan me and then they're gonna do like a [TS]

00:09:43   top-to-bottom scan and just eradicate [TS]

00:09:45   all problems [TS]

00:09:47   Oh what [TS]

00:09:51   and then everything all the viruses are [TS]

00:09:54   gone all the scar tissue is mitigated [TS]

00:09:56   all the cells or little plump that happy [TS]

00:09:59   little childlike cells and then fuck [TS]

00:10:03   i'll be their spokesperson I'll do [TS]

00:10:05   whatever they want [TS]

00:10:06   that's a nice good faith gesture I feel [TS]

00:10:09   like that would be you know like I don't [TS]

00:10:11   want I don't want I presumably don't [TS]

00:10:13   want Bitcoin or whatever from them who I [TS]

00:10:16   don't even know what a universal [TS]

00:10:18   spaceship will buy probably just shit [TS]

00:10:21   the company store but if they can make [TS]

00:10:24   my cells fat and plump again [TS]

00:10:26   yeah I mean I i I'm so I'm getting [TS]

00:10:29   details magazine in the mail now because [TS]

00:10:31   somebody signed up for details [TS]

00:10:33   I think as a prank i don't know where it [TS]

00:10:36   came from but i'm getting details and it [TS]

00:10:38   comes in and it's got like five perfume [TS]

00:10:41   ads and you get but you can see the [TS]

00:10:42   fumes coming out of the mailbox is in [TS]

00:10:44   your hands [TS]

00:10:45   it just smells like the just like who [TS]

00:10:48   smells like that who are the people that [TS]

00:10:49   buy this stuff but on the cover of [TS]

00:10:52   details this month is a picture of brad [TS]

00:10:54   pitt and i'm looking at Brad Pitt as I'm [TS]

00:10:57   walking back from the mailbox to the [TS]

00:10:59   house with my copy of details that I [TS]

00:11:01   minute before i even get in the house I [TS]

00:11:03   tear all the perfume ads out of it from [TS]

00:11:05   looking at him like Brad Pitt is older [TS]

00:11:07   than me he looks great [TS]

00:11:10   he still looks like the best-looking guy [TS]

00:11:13   at the hardware store is a really [TS]

00:11:15   good-looking guy and I'm standing there [TS]

00:11:16   with a friend with a lady friend and I'm [TS]

00:11:20   like look at him he looks amazing and [TS]

00:11:22   she's like you know he's you know he [TS]

00:11:24   dyes his beard right [TS]

00:11:26   oh I was like what Brad Pitt doesn't die [TS]

00:11:28   is beer that's that's really the angel [TS]

00:11:30   and she said look at his beard its all [TS]

00:11:33   full of just for men and I looked at his [TS]

00:11:36   beard and it did look a little suspect [TS]

00:11:37   it looked like James Lipton's beard huh [TS]

00:11:40   that is a very that is that beard is [TS]

00:11:43   suspicious on so many levels right and [TS]

00:11:45   so then I lunch and she was like he dyes [TS]

00:11:47   his hair too and I was like no not Brad [TS]

00:11:49   Pitt now and i looked at he does he does [TS]

00:11:52   here so I don't know what that tells me [TS]

00:11:56   he's still we still can climb a rope or [TS]

00:11:59   whatever and you know that doesn't that [TS]

00:12:01   you don't throw out the baby with the [TS]

00:12:02   bath i'm sure there's still a lot of [TS]

00:12:03   things you can learn from details [TS]

00:12:05   magazine there's all that well there's a [TS]

00:12:07   lot I can learn from brad pitt I feel [TS]

00:12:09   still here and I really need to have a [TS]

00:12:12   sit down like that guy seems [TS]

00:12:13   down-to-earth yeah I'm you know who [TS]

00:12:16   knows he's made a lot of questionable [TS]

00:12:17   decisions but that's what I proves he's [TS]

00:12:19   probably down to earth but i do feel [TS]

00:12:21   like you know his handsome this alone [TS]

00:12:23   would get him an audience with me [TS]

00:12:26   we're watching the captain america movie [TS]

00:12:28   and I i did I don't know why I do this [TS]

00:12:31   when I say anything to my daughter ever [TS]

00:12:32   was like yeah that guy right there you [TS]

00:12:34   know a lot of people considered him [TS]

00:12:36   Robert Redford to be the handsomest man [TS]

00:12:39   and in the world at one point and even [TS]

00:12:41   as the words were coming out of my mouth [TS]

00:12:42   I was like this is not going to make any [TS]

00:12:44   sense at all because even in he was very [TS]

00:12:46   rugged looking [TS]

00:12:47   yes he had a certain let's just say you [TS]

00:12:51   know there's certain kinds of stars that [TS]

00:12:52   would not have come up in the HD era em [TS]

00:12:56   you got your Bradford's you got exactly [TS]

00:12:58   get your your-your-your edward james [TS]

00:13:01   olmos 'as you got sure [TS]

00:13:03   Cameron Diaz's like we're like HD is not [TS]

00:13:07   surpassingly kind to them [TS]

00:13:09   uh-huh you see you see some of those uh [TS]

00:13:11   see some of those flaws [TS]

00:13:13   yeah it's very topographical yeah and so [TS]

00:13:16   yeah I like the idea of the pink the [TS]

00:13:20   pink plump cells though now when you [TS]

00:13:21   pick up details did you start with the [TS]

00:13:23   table contest you flip to obviously [TS]

00:13:25   remove all the acts what are you looking [TS]

00:13:27   for recipes because i read i read every [TS]

00:13:30   magazine from front to back right this [TS]

00:13:32   is that when i was when i was a little [TS]

00:13:34   kid my mom got my mom had a subscription [TS]

00:13:36   to Time magazine and she would give me [TS]

00:13:37   the time magazine's and her instruction [TS]

00:13:40   to me [TS]

00:13:41   at first was you don't have to read [TS]

00:13:44   every article just read the things that [TS]

00:13:46   are interesting to you and so I was like [TS]

00:13:49   okay alright and so I would have put [TS]

00:13:50   through and you know back then it was [TS]

00:13:52   just like page after page of pictures of [TS]

00:13:54   henry kissinger talking to make george [TS]

00:13:56   bundy but then there would be a picture [TS]

00:13:59   of some bottles we have super hot there [TS]

00:14:02   be a picture of somebody on a motorcycle [TS]

00:14:03   over there would be a picture of some [TS]

00:14:05   black September terrorists leaning over [TS]

00:14:08   a balcony in the olympic village or [TS]

00:14:11   there would be some you know the last [TS]

00:14:13   feature on howard he's is long toenails [TS]

00:14:16   and super interesting i want to attend [TS]

00:14:19   the corner where you get a Time magazine [TS]

00:14:21   like that anyway so I started reading [TS]

00:14:23   time I started reading just the Articles [TS]

00:14:26   that interested me and then I remember [TS]

00:14:29   feeling a real sense of accomplishment [TS]

00:14:30   when I said to myself when I began [TS]

00:14:34   reading it from front to back without [TS]

00:14:37   regard for whether or not the article [TS]

00:14:39   seemed interesting and that was when I [TS]

00:14:42   really started learning about interest [TS]

00:14:44   rates but so now when i get a copy of [TS]

00:14:48   details i open it up and I do not [TS]

00:14:49   presume i do not prejudice the feature [TS]

00:14:52   article i do not presume that the but [TS]

00:14:54   that any of the stuff at the front of [TS]

00:14:56   the book is not interesting to me i just [TS]

00:14:57   read it all the way through details [TS]

00:15:01   takes about 10 minutes [TS]

00:15:03   true the latest copy of Wired you made [TS]

00:15:08   me maybe surprised or not surprised to [TS]

00:15:10   find also has perfume ads in it but [TS]

00:15:12   which I was I felt like writing a letter [TS]

00:15:15   to them like do of all the magazines in [TS]

00:15:18   the world yours has to be the most [TS]

00:15:19   chemically sensitive thought is it's [TS]

00:15:22   like space perfume [TS]

00:15:23   no it's some kind of Acts body spray [TS]

00:15:26   because wire is trying to appeal to bros [TS]

00:15:28   because bros are who make up San [TS]

00:15:30   Francisco now yeah fair enough [TS]

00:15:33   there was a fantastic editorial in the [TS]

00:15:35   latest a wired about how machines should [TS]

00:15:38   be free of spyware or of pre-programmed [TS]

00:15:43   pre pre programmed government nipples or [TS]

00:15:48   whatever lot of good stuff and wired I [TS]

00:15:51   get a lot of my that's how I even talked [TS]

00:15:54   to will we [TS]

00:15:54   I just read wired and then I Benny and I [TS]

00:15:56   have all this common ground and cats and [TS]

00:15:59   cats and it's our you must says we [TS]

00:16:02   should have artificial intelligence we [TS]

00:16:05   should or shouldn't I thought I heard [TS]

00:16:06   something i don't i don't like tech news [TS]

00:16:08   i don't like news i think i heard that [TS]

00:16:10   Elon Musk I understand you follow [TS]

00:16:12   periodically he has concerned that the [TS]

00:16:14   eyes are going to take over [TS]

00:16:16   well I think the I think the concern is [TS]

00:16:18   that in order to you know bit currently [TS]

00:16:23   every device is has this built-in a [TS]

00:16:27   weakness with a built-in flaw which is [TS]

00:16:30   that the copyright protectors don't want [TS]

00:16:32   us to be able to listen to music so they [TS]

00:16:35   built in a way that they can keep us [TS]

00:16:36   from listening to music and the cops [TS]

00:16:39   don't want us to be able to make 3d guns [TS]

00:16:44   with our 3d printers you're talking [TS]

00:16:46   about like the apple thing like the [TS]

00:16:47   Apple not gonna help break into your [TS]

00:16:49   phone and bright and so over time as we [TS]

00:16:52   seed more and more control to our [TS]

00:16:54   machines if we continue to allow them to [TS]

00:16:57   all be built with backdoor you know [TS]

00:17:02   backdoor weaknesses or backdoor a [TS]

00:17:04   permissions right higher level [TS]

00:17:07   permissions that are granted to someone [TS]

00:17:09   else besides us the owners then you've [TS]

00:17:12   got AI things running all around you [TS]

00:17:14   don't know who they're answering to and [TS]

00:17:17   that is a dangerous condition and it was [TS]

00:17:19   very was really food for thought I was [TS]

00:17:21   like that's right that's what I don't [TS]

00:17:23   want that's why that's why there's no [TS]

00:17:25   computers in my new suburban oh that's [TS]

00:17:29   probably smart you got an AM radio [TS]

00:17:30   signals against entre got an AM radio [TS]

00:17:33   and and I'm learning a lot about for you [TS]

00:17:36   know Frank Sinatra was a sex symbol like [TS]

00:17:38   every time I hear his voice come over [TS]

00:17:41   the over the am radio over the single [TS]

00:17:43   speaker in my truck which is all the [TS]

00:17:46   time because he is the king of AM radio [TS]

00:17:50   i think this guy was sexy people wanted [TS]

00:17:54   to kiss the Skeletor of a like this baby [TS]

00:17:57   Skeletor is what he looks like to I [TS]

00:18:01   don't see it [TS]

00:18:01   I don't see and I don't hear it in his [TS]

00:18:03   voice he doesn't is not appealing you [TS]

00:18:04   don't [TS]

00:18:05   was really young he was super skinny [TS]

00:18:07   when he was young and kind of freakish [TS]

00:18:09   lakenya that we're curly hair back when [TS]

00:18:11   he had hair [TS]

00:18:12   see now i don't i'm not i'm not a body [TS]

00:18:14   normative no rise as one thing I think [TS]

00:18:17   we can all say about John Roberts he's [TS]

00:18:18   not body normally not body normative but [TS]

00:18:20   at the same time he is a row dent I'm [TS]

00:18:23   creek Dean Martin sexy guy [TS]

00:18:28   yeah we even Jerry Lewis would have a [TS]

00:18:31   certain amount of enthusiasm in bed [TS]

00:18:32   presumably but yeah that's how to make a [TS]

00:18:37   lady lap right yeah Frank Sinatra like [TS]

00:18:42   was just like little bony knuckles my [TS]

00:18:48   problem is I fall back on convenience [TS]

00:18:49   food sometimes sometimes I think I'm [TS]

00:18:51   gonna treat myself and that fucking KFC [TS]

00:18:55   / taco bell near our house is always [TS]

00:18:58   there [TS]

00:18:59   it's always there you however you choose [TS]

00:19:01   the KFC and how often do you choose the [TS]

00:19:03   talk about what one does not choose a [TS]

00:19:07   KFC one ends up at a KFC guys are you [TS]

00:19:10   here in the door I I real KFC generally [TS]

00:19:13   you don't go over the Taco Bell side of [TS]

00:19:15   the line [TS]

00:19:15   no no that the menu there is so [TS]

00:19:19   overwhelming it's really really weird [TS]

00:19:20   given that footprint of this place it's [TS]

00:19:22   crazy how many different combinations of [TS]

00:19:24   some kind of meat and sauce they have [TS]

00:19:26   its really well but you know like [TS]

00:19:27   yesterday I did this thing that I here's [TS]

00:19:31   the thing I've never going to KFC and [TS]

00:19:33   not regret it and I know that [TS]

00:19:35   yeah I know I'm gonna regret it and it's [TS]

00:19:38   the thing is like I really short on time [TS]

00:19:40   I've made my thought processes like okay [TS]

00:19:42   I did it again it's three o'clock and i [TS]

00:19:44   haven't eaten and if I go home not [TS]

00:19:46   having eaten i'll be cranky right and I [TS]

00:19:49   and so it's dumb i should have eaten [TS]

00:19:50   something halfway decent should eat some [TS]

00:19:52   beef jerky two hours earlier but I say [TS]

00:19:55   oh I'll just go in and get this little [TS]

00:19:57   thing yeah and that the effect that food [TS]

00:20:00   has on me setting aside anything it does [TS]

00:20:02   to my gastrointestinal system it just it [TS]

00:20:04   takes me out i need like a two-hour nap [TS]

00:20:06   after i eat that food popcorn chicken to [TS]

00:20:08   your popcorn trick and [TS]

00:20:10   I guess sometimes i get a colonel strip [TS]

00:20:13   like some strips i might get the the [TS]

00:20:15   10-pack of the the bites get something [TS]

00:20:18   small that can eat one literally walking [TS]

00:20:20   to my house in something between the [TS]

00:20:21   strip in a bite like yesterday we went [TS]

00:20:23   to see the movie was seen moving my [TS]

00:20:24   daughter and I and good movie and and [TS]

00:20:28   why did this thing to do periodically [TS]

00:20:29   where you get this you get this little [TS]

00:20:31   platter that comes with curly fries and [TS]

00:20:34   chicken strips [TS]

00:20:35   uh-huh and I SAT there in a movie [TS]

00:20:37   theater ate the entire thing [TS]

00:20:38   uh I mean and and like every single by [TS]

00:20:42   time i just filled with self-loathing [TS]

00:20:44   because I know what's gonna happen then [TS]

00:20:45   i came home and i slept for an hour and [TS]

00:20:47   a half me in the middle in the middle of [TS]

00:20:49   leaving daylight savings that's [TS]

00:20:51   practically dark and i'm still laying on [TS]

00:20:52   the bed groaning hmm i don't know i [TS]

00:20:55   don't point it's just it's just that my [TS]

00:20:57   recovery I recoveries are not what they [TS]

00:21:00   used to be [TS]

00:21:01   well it's so so i'm not i'm not [TS]

00:21:05   depressed anymore i think that because [TS]

00:21:08   of the gluten you remember number one [TS]

00:21:10   night when I would talk about like I was [TS]

00:21:12   just in a fog and I couldn't see to the [TS]

00:21:14   end of my hand and I didn't know it [TS]

00:21:16   sounds like you would I mean not as [TS]

00:21:18   necessarily as a palliative or something [TS]

00:21:20   but like you would find yourself eating [TS]

00:21:22   a very large bowl of something perhaps [TS]

00:21:24   even in the middle of the night [TS]

00:21:26   yeah just to you know just to keep like [TS]

00:21:28   the just to keep the barking sucks but [TS]

00:21:32   you know now that now that now that it's [TS]

00:21:35   been a long time since I've been in in a [TS]

00:21:38   deep depression it has revealed my sort [TS]

00:21:41   of latent normal level of constant [TS]

00:21:44   depression to be just my old friend like [TS]

00:21:47   I'm back with my old friend walking [TS]

00:21:49   hand-in-hand with my pal [TS]

00:21:52   normal depression and so I so last night [TS]

00:21:57   I'm reading a wings of goals the [TS]

00:22:01   magazine of naval aviators that i still [TS]

00:22:04   get because my dad was a lifetime member [TS]

00:22:07   of the association of naval aviators [TS]

00:22:11   and it's one of those groups that [TS]

00:22:12   doesn't want somebody dies that they [TS]

00:22:14   don't take their name off their [TS]

00:22:16   subscription list just keeps any of the [TS]

00:22:18   magazine of Naval Aviation so I'm [TS]

00:22:21   reading about it have you know I I enjoy [TS]

00:22:23   getting it because it tells me all about [TS]

00:22:25   the latest technologies you know they're [TS]

00:22:28   firing harpoon missiles from c-130 is [TS]

00:22:30   now it's very exciting [TS]

00:22:32   it's not that's a cargo plane isn't yeah [TS]

00:22:34   yeah i would like to be innovative [TS]

00:22:36   I was like why weren't they doing this [TS]

00:22:38   before you could put a lot of missiles [TS]

00:22:40   on that that's what the leftover KFC in [TS]

00:22:43   it [TS]

00:22:43   have you figured it out but anyway i'm [TS]

00:22:45   reading you know one of my favorite [TS]

00:22:46   things about this magazine is it it felt [TS]

00:22:49   all the old guys the 80 90 year old guys [TS]

00:22:52   when they sit down to write the [TS]

00:22:55   reminiscences you know they were right [TS]

00:22:57   about the time that they that they [TS]

00:23:00   scored that they put them down 50 in one [TS]

00:23:05   day or whatever or telling shot.0 out of [TS]

00:23:07   the sky with a 45 [TS]

00:23:08   shot.0 out of the sky over 45 her or you [TS]

00:23:11   know strafed some locomotives outside of [TS]

00:23:13   Incheon or whatever it was that they [TS]

00:23:15   were doing back in the old days when [TS]

00:23:19   they were flying mechanical airplanes [TS]

00:23:21   the bristling with machine guns and they [TS]

00:23:24   had to actually see the thing they were [TS]

00:23:25   shooting it wasn't just some dot over [TS]

00:23:27   her horizon and these kids know some of [TS]

00:23:31   these people lived these extraordinary [TS]

00:23:33   lives in their use where they you know [TS]

00:23:38   imagine being in 50 dog fights before [TS]

00:23:44   you're thirty right i mean you know [TS]

00:23:47   think about some of these guys i mean [TS]

00:23:48   there's a guy the world's oldest naval [TS]

00:23:52   aviator is this guy who's a hundred and [TS]

00:23:54   three years old and he retired from the [TS]

00:23:58   Air Force as a over time so i retired [TS]

00:24:02   from the Navy as a as a rear-admiral in [TS]

00:24:06   1958 wow he's still alive and yet i'm [TS]

00:24:13   reading this magazine and I'm like this [TS]

00:24:15   guy [TS]

00:24:15   Wow like think about his life think [TS]

00:24:17   about retiring from the Navy as an [TS]

00:24:19   admiral in 58 and ever since 58 10 years [TS]

00:24:23   before I was born [TS]

00:24:24   when he's been walking around people [TS]

00:24:25   still call him Admiral but he's been [TS]

00:24:28   alive longer sense retired from the Navy [TS]

00:24:32   then he was that he was old when he [TS]

00:24:36   retired from the Navy and yes [TS]

00:24:41   who gives a fuck nobody's ever heard of [TS]

00:24:44   this guy he's gonna he's probably dead [TS]

00:24:46   by now since the time the magazine came [TS]

00:24:47   out and wherever he lives [TS]

00:24:50   probably somewhere in san diego there's [TS]

00:24:52   an obituary of him in the newspaper and [TS]

00:24:54   then uh whatever his kids have a picture [TS]

00:24:58   of him and that his grandkids are like I [TS]

00:24:59   think that was my grandfather and then [TS]

00:25:01   his great gang kids don't have never [TS]

00:25:04   heard of them [TS]

00:25:06   who cares who cares about anything my IP [TS]

00:25:11   I can feel my colon my-my-my am what's [TS]

00:25:15   that blue bulb up your butt that the [TS]

00:25:18   doctor touches and that all in here at [TS]

00:25:20   your prostate [TS]

00:25:21   yeah I can feel mine in larger I can [TS]

00:25:24   feel like it's not i don't even have to [TS]

00:25:25   it's not impacting me yet I can just [TS]

00:25:27   feel it down there like well now's my [TS]

00:25:29   time [TS]

00:25:30   yeah right he's waking up he takes his [TS]

00:25:32   little stocking cap off and he's like Oh [TS]

00:25:33   better get going and who cares who gives [TS]

00:25:39   a shit who cares about me that I was [TS]

00:25:43   gonna I you know I've got a lot of [TS]

00:25:45   theories that I feel like there's a part [TS]

00:25:48   of me that feels like well what if I got [TS]

00:25:49   cancer tomorrow and they told me i had a [TS]

00:25:51   month to live [TS]

00:25:52   I would I would I hire somebody to sit [TS]

00:25:54   and transcribe all my theories so that [TS]

00:25:56   the that the world could benefit from [TS]

00:25:58   them before i went and then when I was [TS]

00:26:00   like who cares who gives a shit [TS]

00:26:02   nobody's going to remember either way [TS]

00:26:04   nobody cares about what I think and also [TS]

00:26:06   who cares what happens to people even if [TS]

00:26:09   my theories are super-good who gets the [TS]

00:26:11   ship actually improve your diet [TS]

00:26:14   yeah little friend back I got I got out [TS]

00:26:17   of my card today in front of a cafe and [TS]

00:26:20   a an attractive young woman was walking [TS]

00:26:22   past and she looked at me and I looked [TS]

00:26:24   at her and for whatever reason it will [TS]

00:26:26   we didn't break eye contact you normally [TS]

00:26:29   you look at somebody and you kind of a [TS]

00:26:30   half like you have a scott simpson smile [TS]

00:26:32   and then you look away real fast [TS]

00:26:34   in case your eyes are hurting them but [TS]

00:26:38   for whatever reason we both kept looking [TS]

00:26:39   at each other and then she said [TS]

00:26:41   nice hat was like wow thank you and I [TS]

00:26:46   didn't have I didn't get back to her [TS]

00:26:49   with a like I like your scarf or [TS]

00:26:51   whenever it all happened so fast [TS]

00:26:53   nice hat she said and all I could say [TS]

00:26:55   was thank you [TS]

00:26:57   and then we were past and I thought [TS]

00:27:02   about filing a harassment suit but more [TS]

00:27:04   importantly who cares she's gonna she [TS]

00:27:11   doesn't remember me even now [TS]

00:27:13   yeah that's a that's another thing in [TS]

00:27:15   the fascinating story of getting older [TS]

00:27:17   is being a non-combatant in the sexual [TS]

00:27:21   revolution became the progress i've got [TS]

00:27:25   a Greybeard and I swear to you there are [TS]

00:27:27   people who walked past me and probably [TS]

00:27:29   think to themselves look good for a [TS]

00:27:31   sixty-year-old this episode of rock on [TS]

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00:29:15   like there are young people who cannot [TS]

00:29:17   distinguish me from a sixty-year-old mhm [TS]

00:29:20   and ultimately they're right right i [TS]

00:29:24   mean what's the difference between me [TS]

00:29:25   and a sixty-year-old just a little bit [TS]

00:29:28   of just ten percent more vitality [TS]

00:29:30   oh yeah i mean when you see those guys [TS]

00:29:32   like you know if you don't have to be [TS]

00:29:34   Jack LaLanne you know just those kind of [TS]

00:29:36   guys who are real real puckish they can [TS]

00:29:38   they're hopping around and helping [TS]

00:29:40   helping move chairs and stuff in the [TS]

00:29:42   violin i'm just sitting on the floor [TS]

00:29:44   great take a photo of my daughter [TS]

00:29:48   onstage go back to sleep [TS]

00:29:50   it's not i've definitely reached a point [TS]

00:29:52   it's really dispiriting it's dispiriting [TS]

00:29:54   III and the thing is is part of me [TS]

00:29:56   thinks I should you know we should make [TS]

00:29:57   a bunch of changes i should make but I [TS]

00:29:59   should I should have a personal mental [TS]

00:30:02   and physical and emotional and maybe [TS]

00:30:05   spiritual revolution I should just hit [TS]

00:30:07   reboot and started all over [TS]

00:30:09   yeah really nice but then not now now [TS]

00:30:11   you're just a pathetic nut because you [TS]

00:30:13   can't change it [TS]

00:30:14   I mean you're good i mean though the [TS]

00:30:16   only reboot that's gonna work is if the [TS]

00:30:18   aliens have tsa backscatter technology [TS]

00:30:22   to fix all your cells and make them [TS]

00:30:24   plump again that's pretty appealing i [TS]

00:30:26   think i think the way to make that an [TS]

00:30:28   interesting story so the way I know your [TS]

00:30:29   comic fan it's kinda like they're [TS]

00:30:31   Galactus in your silver surfer and [TS]

00:30:33   instead of actually eating the earth and [TS]

00:30:34   consuming all of its energy they're [TS]

00:30:35   going to do something something i'm [TS]

00:30:37   thinking they throw you a bone they make [TS]

00:30:39   you aware of the backscatter scanner and [TS]

00:30:41   say you know what the usual season you [TS]

00:30:45   got maybe let's say 22 episodes and [TS]

00:30:46   classic TV season they say there's 20 [TS]

00:30:49   things about you that can and eventually [TS]

00:30:52   will kill you and this one's free [TS]

00:30:55   well and the thing is some of them are [TS]

00:30:56   just annoying right like yeah i mean [TS]

00:30:58   like each week they could solve they can [TS]

00:31:00   fix [TS]

00:31:01   one really fucked up mole that you [TS]

00:31:03   weren't even worried about right i'm [TS]

00:31:05   just saying they give you a little bit [TS]

00:31:06   every week I know you don't marry the [TS]

00:31:07   cow if you can get the milk in the [TS]

00:31:09   backscatter scanner so this is the ID i [TS]

00:31:11   don't know what the aliens want from us [TS]

00:31:13   is the thing right there they clearly [TS]

00:31:15   don't want they're not here to take all [TS]

00:31:17   six billion of us with them right where [TS]

00:31:21   they put them over they do [TS]

00:31:23   yeah right so if they're gonna take any [TS]

00:31:25   of us and put us through the the plumper [TS]

00:31:28   there's it [TS]

00:31:31   there's got to be some trade you know [TS]

00:31:34   you're going to end up being a pet [TS]

00:31:35   somewhere right or you're here it's not [TS]

00:31:38   going to end well for you [TS]

00:31:40   you see I don't mean to sound like I'm [TS]

00:31:41   obsessing over this but i think if you [TS]

00:31:43   look at one thing that's super [TS]

00:31:45   interesting to me about the last say two [TS]

00:31:46   or three hundred years of changes in an [TS]

00:31:49   actual technology not dating apps but [TS]

00:31:51   actual technology isn't everything [TS]

00:31:52   changes when you can measure something [TS]

00:31:55   major measure something you didn't know [TS]

00:31:57   was measurable and when you get a name [TS]

00:31:59   for something that you didn't know [TS]

00:32:00   existed if I think that's to me that is [TS]

00:32:03   super interesting there's think about [TS]

00:32:05   the special ed class when you were even [TS]

00:32:07   in high school and when I was in I look [TS]

00:32:09   back now and I think about the kids that [TS]

00:32:10   were in the quote-unquote special [TS]

00:32:12   education class and it seems fucking [TS]

00:32:14   medieval the mix of kids in there [TS]

00:32:16   they're probably kids that were dyslexic [TS]

00:32:17   in there there are kids who had profound [TS]

00:32:20   developmental disabilities their kids [TS]

00:32:22   never probably had a severe and a TD [TS]

00:32:25   right and certainly a whole range of [TS]

00:32:27   spectrum stuff going on but they just [TS]

00:32:29   want this one group which is like you [TS]

00:32:30   don't fit with the rest of the school [TS]

00:32:31   because we didn't have a way to measure [TS]

00:32:33   it we didn't have a name for it and I [TS]

00:32:35   think for a lot of power in technology [TS]

00:32:37   and maybe I'm getting too sci-fi here is [TS]

00:32:38   figuring out like maybe their shit that [TS]

00:32:40   the aliens can come and measure and have [TS]

00:32:42   a name for that we don't even know about [TS]

00:32:44   including maybe let's just say our [TS]

00:32:46   natural resources there may be natural [TS]

00:32:47   resources here that they can measure [TS]

00:32:49   have a name for that we aren't even [TS]

00:32:50   aware of their I serve them well in [TS]

00:32:52   their in their a GM GMC rvs in another [TS]

00:32:57   galaxy and you could be the person you [TS]

00:32:58   don't need to know where it is [TS]

00:33:00   you just need to be you need to lay is [TS]

00:33:01   that fucking shit you need to get in [TS]

00:33:02   there and silver surfer that situation [TS]

00:33:04   and help them get the things that we [TS]

00:33:05   don't have a name for but I end up my [TS]

00:33:07   end up feeling like [TS]

00:33:09   remember remember in red dawn the mayor [TS]

00:33:11   of the town remember the mayor of the [TS]

00:33:13   town who are looking up no room in the [TS]

00:33:16   movie Red Dawn he's a minor character [TS]

00:33:19   yeah but the mayor of the town it's some [TS]

00:33:21   kind of Montana town and he's just [TS]

00:33:23   trying to on the one hand he's trying to [TS]

00:33:27   help right the Russians are here the new [TS]

00:33:29   boss or the Cubans for the new boss of [TS]

00:33:32   the Montana dolly played by laying the [TS]

00:33:34   great Lena Smith course was like me he's [TS]

00:33:37   a character actor love that guy he's [TS]

00:33:39   just trying to be just trying to keep [TS]

00:33:41   their keep the lid on everything he's [TS]

00:33:44   still the Mayor they're still dealing [TS]

00:33:46   with him you know they didn't just take [TS]

00:33:48   him out and shoot him [TS]

00:33:49   they're still dealing with him [TS]

00:33:50   contemptuously but they're dealing with [TS]

00:33:53   him as they go about their own project [TS]

00:33:56   is kinda like a union right kind of [TS]

00:33:58   situation exactly is a union right he [TS]

00:34:00   kinda comes in he's like he's subsequent [TS]

00:34:03   is an East but but ultimately like you [TS]

00:34:05   sense that he has he has some altruistic [TS]

00:34:10   goals in mind he wants to be wants to [TS]

00:34:13   help the citizens of his town who by [TS]

00:34:17   liaison with his new masters but he ends [TS]

00:34:20   up being on the wrong side because he's [TS]

00:34:23   yeah he's a beast vichy yeah right yeah [TS]

00:34:25   and the problem with being the the [TS]

00:34:28   liaison to our alien masters is you [TS]

00:34:30   don't want to be vichy and the end and [TS]

00:34:34   the end you look and I don't understand [TS]

00:34:37   their thought technologies enough to [TS]

00:34:39   know whether they would they would [TS]

00:34:41   recognize that trade in me and they [TS]

00:34:44   would they would let me believe that I [TS]

00:34:47   had complete autonomy in decision-making [TS]

00:34:50   this minimalist I totally see what [TS]

00:34:52   you're saying you don't really have any [TS]

00:34:54   and you don't have any real bargaining [TS]

00:34:56   power you don't have anybody to stock [TS]

00:34:58   them you don't even understand what [TS]

00:34:59   they're trying to do and they're just [TS]

00:35:01   letting you have an extra crust of bread [TS]

00:35:02   in this case might be removing them all [TS]

00:35:04   from your back so your you get on you [TS]

00:35:06   get on that television you use sir paul [TS]

00:35:08   international television broadcast you [TS]

00:35:10   say hello i am I have been empowered by [TS]

00:35:13   our new alien masters to explain to you [TS]

00:35:16   what is going on i am a human like you [TS]

00:35:20   and I'm not under their thought control [TS]

00:35:21   i am just here as it as a translator an [TS]

00:35:25   intermediary to speak human language to [TS]

00:35:28   you but who knows what theyre who knows [TS]

00:35:31   if it got a finger and they're tickling [TS]

00:35:33   your prostate or whatever but you don't [TS]

00:35:35   even know about think about Jodie Foster [TS]

00:35:38   in the in that uh and that contact movie [TS]

00:35:41   but it's her there [TS]

00:35:44   she's she's up in imaginary space and [TS]

00:35:47   she's talking to her [TS]

00:35:48   the ghost of her dad was a lot of angles [TS]

00:35:53   for sugar a lot of angles so they're [TS]

00:35:55   like yeah we're gonna remove this mole [TS]

00:35:56   from your back inside here like oh [TS]

00:35:58   that's thank you can use that sure the [TS]

00:36:01   other plumping yourselves up [TS]

00:36:03   meanwhile they're mining the the molten [TS]

00:36:06   gold at the core of the earth shall we [TS]

00:36:08   talked about this before [TS]

00:36:09   nobody offers you money for something [TS]

00:36:11   unless they think they're gonna get more [TS]

00:36:12   value out of it then you're getting out [TS]

00:36:14   of it [TS]

00:36:15   actually I think it's a good idea in [TS]

00:36:16   your in your liaison to be a little bit [TS]

00:36:18   suspicious but maybe not let him know [TS]

00:36:20   you're suspicious [TS]

00:36:20   I'm just trying to figure out what their [TS]

00:36:22   angle is you know their angle would be I [TS]

00:36:25   can't imagine that it's anything other [TS]

00:36:27   than mining the molten gold at the core [TS]

00:36:29   of the earth unless it is i mean it just [TS]

00:36:32   seems so unlikely that they but they [TS]

00:36:34   want us for food it's like food is a [TS]

00:36:36   simple problem seems like a uniquely [TS]

00:36:38   earth problem [TS]

00:36:41   yeah right i mean all right I'm did i [TS]

00:36:42   tell you when i was in Kansas City [TS]

00:36:44   I went to I went to oklahoma joe's BBQ [TS]

00:36:48   and I had a tweetup with some with some [TS]

00:36:50   very nice people in Kansas City and one [TS]

00:36:53   of the people there was a was a young [TS]

00:36:55   man in glasses and a baseball hat who [TS]

00:36:59   works in tech nice guy intelligent guy [TS]

00:37:01   and halfway through the meal halfway [TS]

00:37:04   through my brisket meal i say to him [TS]

00:37:07   like do what you want to BBQ by his BBQ [TS]

00:37:10   or whatever he's like no I mostly eat [TS]

00:37:12   silence [TS]

00:37:15   and I was like we've been standing here [TS]

00:37:17   talking for 20 minutes and only now you [TS]

00:37:20   tell me that you mostly eat Soylent that [TS]

00:37:22   stuff that's like a like a space shake [TS]

00:37:25   yeah it's it's another San Francisco bro [TS]

00:37:28   technology bunch of bros down there but [TS]

00:37:31   hippie bros so we're like if you if you [TS]

00:37:34   look at all the ingredients all the all [TS]

00:37:36   the news interview an open-source [TS]

00:37:37   nutritional drink it is yes all the [TS]

00:37:40   nutrients that you need [TS]

00:37:42   they just buy them raw from chemical [TS]

00:37:44   companies and combine them in a grey [TS]

00:37:47   metamucil style shake and you can just [TS]

00:37:52   seriously mostly just eat this paste and [TS]

00:37:57   it has all the nutrients that you need [TS]

00:37:58   and off you go from universe rich life [TS]

00:38:01   you've solved the food problem so you [TS]

00:38:04   can spend more time coding dating apps [TS]

00:38:07   the Creator says I spent a hundred fifty [TS]

00:38:11   four dollars and sixty-three cents a [TS]

00:38:12   month to your diet of 11,000 kilo joules [TS]

00:38:15   in kilojoules kilojoules per day that's [TS]

00:38:18   a thousand joules [TS]

00:38:20   hmm who do you think it's quite medical [TS]

00:38:24   food medical food food [TS]

00:38:27   he said in a brisket for him now and so [TS]

00:38:29   no he didn't want me brisket and you [TS]

00:38:31   know when he was leaving he was gonna [TS]

00:38:32   live forever you could tell you can see [TS]

00:38:34   the look in his eyes that he knew he was [TS]

00:38:35   going to live forever and i have to say [TS]

00:38:37   as much of an epicurean as I am as much [TS]

00:38:41   of a person who lives who truly lives [TS]

00:38:44   who sucks the marrow out of life who it [TS]

00:38:47   appeals to me to wake up every morning [TS]

00:38:50   and then drinking shake with all of my [TS]

00:38:52   kilojoules imminent you know ten years [TS]

00:38:55   ago I would have said maybe because [TS]

00:38:57   because there is something very [TS]

00:38:58   appealing onstage on this is this is a [TS]

00:39:00   really depressing episode i'm tired of [TS]

00:39:02   thinking about I'm tired of thinking [TS]

00:39:04   about starting a particular about feel [TS]

00:39:06   about me coppers are back at ya go ahead [TS]

00:39:10   tired of thinking about food and tired [TS]

00:39:12   of buying food i'm tired of preparing [TS]

00:39:14   food i'm tired of cleaning up after I've [TS]

00:39:17   made the food and i'm tired of throwing [TS]

00:39:18   leftover food i'm tired of food i'm [TS]

00:39:21   tired of thinking about it and even when [TS]

00:39:23   its food that makes me happy it doesn't [TS]

00:39:24   make me that happy I'm tired of thinking [TS]

00:39:26   about food no why do you have to keep [TS]

00:39:28   clicking [TS]

00:39:28   you're fucking toenails they just keep [TS]

00:39:30   growing yeah yeah an irregular shapes [TS]

00:39:33   increasing you know I've said this [TS]

00:39:34   before but i really miss the the [TS]

00:39:36   symmetry of my youth my body was more [TS]

00:39:38   symmetrical starting to feel more and [TS]

00:39:41   more off-center did you have a [TS]

00:39:44   symmetrical body [TS]

00:39:45   no not a hundred percent but i mean i [TS]

00:39:47   think i could pass [TS]

00:39:48   yeah yeah but but yeah I'll ok see [TS]

00:39:51   anything is I i haven't researched this [TS]

00:39:53   but silent and so and so this is [TS]

00:39:56   something this is a new technology that [TS]

00:39:58   people are exploring because why it's [TS]

00:40:02   crisp it's just solved all the problems [TS]

00:40:04   that you just described [TS]

00:40:05   yes don't have to go can't you can make [TS]

00:40:07   more apps yet you don't have to you [TS]

00:40:10   don't have to eat kale you don't have to [TS]

00:40:11   really even deal with taste for [TS]

00:40:14   something to worry about costly dates [TS]

00:40:16   you just you just chug your gray a like [TS]

00:40:21   cornmeal paste and then you're gonna get [TS]

00:40:25   so watching when you're free right you [TS]

00:40:28   know it looks like it looks like i did [TS]

00:40:30   this I've done a lot of kooky fad diets [TS]

00:40:32   in the past i remember one point [TS]

00:40:34   probably maybe 92 93 I gotten you know [TS]

00:40:36   I've been a job for a couple years [TS]

00:40:37   that's I you know I remember when I was [TS]

00:40:40   in some 59 and when i was in college i [TS]

00:40:43   was 249 pounds and so I was pretty [TS]

00:40:46   skinny like not super skinny but then by [TS]

00:40:50   the time I had a job for a couple years [TS]

00:40:51   coinciding with the fact that I was now [TS]

00:40:53   in my twenties and officially going [TS]

00:40:55   downhill [TS]

00:40:56   you know I got to like probably 165 and [TS]

00:40:59   I i well i mean i was still wasn't you [TS]

00:41:01   know heavy but it's still out but yeah [TS]

00:41:04   one of the guys that you know you pick [TS]

00:41:05   up on those even had a lot of these real [TS]

00:41:07   jobs but that happens at the newsstand [TS]

00:41:09   but you start doing like kooky diets [TS]

00:41:11   that other people try and only the [TS]

00:41:13   cabbage soup I did the not neutral [TS]

00:41:15   systems what's the what's the one where [TS]

00:41:16   you you get the shakes got cellulose in [TS]

00:41:18   it we had orange juice to the powder and [TS]

00:41:20   you shake it up you drink two of those a [TS]

00:41:22   day instead of meals my orange julius [TS]

00:41:25   now know you get a can and you put a [TS]

00:41:28   scoop of this into this special built [TS]

00:41:30   purpose shaker you top it off with [TS]

00:41:32   orders to shake it and then you'll [TS]

00:41:33   joyously slow down [TS]

00:41:35   who and that's kind of what this stuff [TS]

00:41:37   looks like it's got a little bit of a [TS]

00:41:38   foam head [TS]

00:41:39   on it before we had except in this case [TS]

00:41:42   it looks like it's it i'm guessing it's [TS]

00:41:43   got everything that you need for your [TS]

00:41:45   key kilo joules I i feel i feel like [TS]

00:41:48   this is a new evolution this is that [TS]

00:41:53   this is this is it may be one of the [TS]

00:41:55   principal problems of my charity right [TS]

00:41:58   back when we were at the dawn of the of [TS]

00:42:01   the modern age someone devised the [TS]

00:42:05   theory that what we lacked was enough [TS]

00:42:11   time we were wasting time doing all [TS]

00:42:15   these labor-intensive things and what we [TS]

00:42:18   need it was to free up that time and if [TS]

00:42:21   we had that time free even imagine what [TS]

00:42:24   we would do if we get that time back if [TS]

00:42:25   we got that time we would be reading [TS]

00:42:28   poetry we would be philosophizing on the [TS]

00:42:31   mountaintop we would be living in a [TS]

00:42:33   culture that was flowering art and music [TS]

00:42:37   and dance will become cocksman on a [TS]

00:42:39   level that are that arm our [TS]

00:42:41   great-great-grandfather's could never [TS]

00:42:42   even dreamed [TS]

00:42:44   yeah I collapse on the divan with one [TS]

00:42:48   hand shading my eyes just thinking about [TS]

00:42:50   the elegance that would be capable of if [TS]

00:42:54   we just had that time yes and the whole [TS]

00:42:56   project of the last 200 years has been [TS]

00:42:58   to free up this at this crucial time [TS]

00:43:01   that we somehow that we somehow had lost [TS]

00:43:06   it as we moved into the Machine Age and [TS]

00:43:08   with every new device with every new [TS]

00:43:11   thing that supposedly saves us time we [TS]

00:43:15   realize that we have all this time now [TS]

00:43:19   and we have to fill it and in the past [TS]

00:43:24   we would have filled this time from dawn [TS]

00:43:26   to dusk laboring and now we don't have [TS]

00:43:30   anything to do and we don't have the [TS]

00:43:33   imagination is necessary to really do [TS]

00:43:37   you know to flower but also just in in [TS]

00:43:40   passing during before the times that we [TS]

00:43:42   were laboring all day we also have to [TS]

00:43:43   worry about being destroyed by our [TS]

00:43:45   environment right so we had a legitimate [TS]

00:43:47   reason to be anxious all the time [TS]

00:43:49   well we knew we were literally being [TS]

00:43:51   chased by will [TS]

00:43:52   literally not figuratively wolves not [TS]

00:43:55   demon dogs but actual wolves snarling [TS]

00:43:57   wolf app so you so you take away food [TS]

00:44:00   and when you're 24 years old it seems [TS]

00:44:03   like well I mean all I mean is taco bell [TS]

00:44:05   anyway I might as well just drink [TS]

00:44:07   Soylent and i'm getting nutrition [TS]

00:44:09   uh-huh but for those of us who are in [TS]

00:44:11   middle-aged food thinking about food [TS]

00:44:14   preparing food eating food and then [TS]

00:44:17   worrying about food but sixty percent of [TS]

00:44:20   how we fill our time take that away and [TS]

00:44:24   what do you fill it with more episodic [TS]

00:44:26   television more Dan Harmon fan worship [TS]

00:44:30   no do not take my food even though I [TS]

00:44:34   hate it and even though I despise [TS]

00:44:36   everything about food is least a game [TS]

00:44:39   you have to play every day now you're [TS]

00:44:43   right i mean i-i enjoy the food i enjoy [TS]

00:44:45   the idea of some food but it's just [TS]

00:44:48   again maybe I'm just old entire but it [TS]

00:44:50   seems like so much effort goes into the [TS]

00:44:53   food proposition to have my daughter [TS]

00:44:56   then like push around a little bit of [TS]

00:44:58   noodles and ask for dessert [TS]

00:44:59   you know it's it's ridiculous but think [TS]

00:45:01   about how much effort it would be if you [TS]

00:45:03   had to make your own clothes but i can't [TS]

00:45:07   imagine how much worse things would be [TS]

00:45:09   if I had to make because I mean I kind [TS]

00:45:11   of where the same thing every day as it [TS]

00:45:12   is right so now which i think i wear the [TS]

00:45:14   same thing literally everyday take a [TS]

00:45:16   look at the clothes that you have on [TS]

00:45:17   right now and imagine yourself in a [TS]

00:45:20   situation where those were gone [TS]

00:45:23   those had worn out and you needed to [TS]

00:45:26   just make that you just needed to make [TS]

00:45:28   those clothes that you have on it will [TS]

00:45:30   take me like three years and you know [TS]

00:45:33   but you'd feel good about it and you [TS]

00:45:35   would wear those you wear those everyday [TS]

00:45:37   with pride with the project write the [TS]

00:45:39   correct the craftsmanship that went into [TS]

00:45:40   this particular fantastic for sure [TS]

00:45:42   now imagine if you had to make you make [TS]

00:45:44   clothes for your daughter and how [TS]

00:45:46   frustrating it would be every six months [TS]

00:45:48   when you have to make her new clothes [TS]

00:45:49   because the little beast kept growing [TS]

00:45:51   yeah I feel like I feel like you know my [TS]

00:45:54   I've told you my mom was issues to [TS]

00:45:57   detail her week back in Ohio in the [TS]

00:46:01   forties wherever you know there was an [TS]

00:46:03   entire [TS]

00:46:04   hey that they devoted just to ironing or [TS]

00:46:07   arnon as they said they would earn for [TS]

00:46:11   an entire day now they were thinking boy [TS]

00:46:17   was that there was some kind of silence [TS]

00:46:20   at least so close [TS]

00:46:22   yeah that could allow us to be free of [TS]

00:46:24   this labor right but you know but [TS]

00:46:27   that's--you know it's kinda that's kind [TS]

00:46:28   of what life is [TS]

00:46:29   I mean you know not to pull out that [TS]

00:46:30   turns out thing but you know people [TS]

00:46:32   turned on time turns out you know what [TS]

00:46:33   once we get all these time-saving [TS]

00:46:35   devices once we have refrigerators you [TS]

00:46:37   don't have to go to the store twice a [TS]

00:46:38   day once we have washing machines so we [TS]

00:46:41   don't have to spend our entire monday [TS]

00:46:42   washing they needed said that all that [TS]

00:46:45   really happened was that the standards [TS]

00:46:47   went up now people expected there close [TS]

00:46:48   to be done more quickly [TS]

00:46:50   well write the standard of the standard [TS]

00:46:54   of that went up but went down was closed [TS]

00:46:57   suck now clothes are made by little [TS]

00:46:59   brown hands in malaysia the clothes are [TS]

00:47:02   all garbage we throw them away we we [TS]

00:47:04   wear wear shirt 15 times and it's like [TS]

00:47:06   this shirts old gone like standards have [TS]

00:47:11   not only only the appearance of [TS]

00:47:13   standards have gone up actual standards [TS]

00:47:15   have declined everywhere [TS]

00:47:16   yeah and I'm sitting here for helping a [TS]

00:47:19   lot of people with something here and [TS]

00:47:21   i'm sticking up this whole house with [TS]

00:47:23   farts because all I eat is land jager [TS]

00:47:25   and uh and reese's peanut butter cups [TS]

00:47:28   that's no way to live however let's hear [TS]

00:47:31   it certainly an option [TS]

00:47:32   how can a man my age survive on land [TS]

00:47:34   jager and reese's peanut butter cups [TS]

00:47:36   till I mean I mean my Maya my emissions [TS]

00:47:41   are evidence there's something deeply [TS]

00:47:43   wrong inside be that's why I'm sick I [TS]

00:47:49   need time you need to get on an alien [TS]

00:47:51   scanner but you need to get on a new [TS]

00:47:53   planet but if an alien scan me right now [TS]

00:47:56   yeah they would find a ball the size of [TS]

00:47:59   a of a calf they would find a ball the [TS]

00:48:03   size of a newborn calf made of bovine [TS]

00:48:05   calf made up of peanut butter and land [TS]

00:48:08   jager inside me and they would say [TS]

00:48:10   there's nothing we can do to save you [TS]

00:48:12   were going to go somewhere else we're [TS]

00:48:13   gonna have we're going to hire another [TS]

00:48:14   going to be the spokesperson [TS]

00:48:16   did you not know what you were doing we [TS]

00:48:17   did you not know that this is what you [TS]

00:48:19   get you get a ball out of this i had [TS]

00:48:22   chicken fingers [TS]

00:48:24   Oh configures chicken fingers and yeah [TS]

00:48:26   some curly fries with it [TS]

00:48:29   I stop that i actually on my drive [TS]

00:48:31   across America I stopped at Taco Bell i [TS]

00:48:34   have to admit and i had not been to a [TS]

00:48:35   taco bell in a dozen years and I was [TS]

00:48:40   like you know what I'm on a road trip [TS]

00:48:41   and I am too busy to stop and a perkins [TS]

00:48:46   i do not want to go into a bob evans [TS]

00:48:50   still got Perkins yeah the last time [TS]

00:48:52   last time i went into a bob evans I were [TS]

00:48:54   the pot roast and it was watery and I [TS]

00:48:57   was like no more hugging fool won't get [TS]

00:49:00   fooled again so i went to talk about [TS]

00:49:02   went to taco bell drive-thru and I got [TS]

00:49:05   the old standby that I used to get when [TS]

00:49:08   I would go to talk about all the time [TS]

00:49:09   when I was a young person the old [TS]

00:49:12   standby which is five tacos [TS]

00:49:13   yeah they should be like 89 cents yeah [TS]

00:49:15   and i sat in my truck with the engine [TS]

00:49:18   running and I scarfed five tacos because [TS]

00:49:22   that's all that's the only word you [TS]

00:49:23   could use to describe it you don't start [TS]

00:49:25   but it's a ver nice car from and the [TS]

00:49:29   whole time i was thinking this is likes [TS]

00:49:30   this is subtly this is this is like meat [TS]

00:49:35   that is just coming out of a basically [TS]

00:49:37   out of a Coke machine right it's chill [TS]

00:49:41   it's just like they are they have to add [TS]

00:49:45   texture to this to make it seem like [TS]

00:49:49   ground beef and it was one of those taco [TS]

00:49:53   bells in the middle of the country where [TS]

00:49:54   you pull up in every single employee is [TS]

00:49:57   like a high school girl roof [TS]

00:50:00   you know I mean like as soon as you get [TS]

00:50:02   out of the city's you pull up and like [TS]

00:50:04   fast food jobs are still jobs that like [TS]

00:50:07   somebody on there any club would get [TS]

00:50:10   yeah I get five tacos handed to me by a [TS]

00:50:14   girl with a jaunty ponytail [TS]

00:50:16   I scar from in the parking lot and I was [TS]

00:50:18   like this is it this is what this is [TS]

00:50:20   reality i am i'm experiencing reality [TS]

00:50:26   now in a way that I don't I don't let my [TS]

00:50:28   protect my [TS]

00:50:29   self from this reality five of them huh [TS]

00:50:37   you-you-you smoke this shit cells to [TS]

00:50:40   escape from reality [TS]

00:50:41   I don't need this shit I am reality but [TS]

00:50:45   then but better than even like just yea [TS]

00:50:47   even just having like like normal food [TS]

00:50:50   still feels like such a grind it just it [TS]

00:50:53   really I UD I feel like a meat machine [TS]

00:50:55   that just has to feed other meat into [TS]

00:50:57   the meat machine and then I you know [TS]

00:51:00   create my rudimentary paste take a nap [TS]

00:51:02   it's disgusting creepy-looking Soylent [TS]

00:51:04   maybe I should its open its open source [TS]

00:51:06   i should get some code you know so you [TS]

00:51:09   know my daughter is a is a happy [TS]

00:51:12   carnivore but I'm shutter shutter to [TS]

00:51:19   think about the conversations we've [TS]

00:51:22   already had the conversation about like [TS]

00:51:23   well this is this is meet it comes from [TS]

00:51:26   a cow and she was like that comes from a [TS]

00:51:28   cow how was like well it is a cow this [TS]

00:51:32   is part of a cow that we made into these [TS]

00:51:34   two this meat and she was like hmm [TS]

00:51:38   and then we moved on to a different [TS]

00:51:42   conversation but when she really i mean [TS]

00:51:44   really sitting and explaining to her [TS]

00:51:46   that we eat [TS]

00:51:52   aminals uh-huh we eat aminals we don't [TS]

00:51:57   have to leave but we do it on purpose we [TS]

00:52:00   do it on purpose a lot a lot of planning [TS]

00:52:02   infrastructure involved in getting this [TS]

00:52:04   five chakra in your lab yeah like the [TS]

00:52:07   farm is is a motif that we that we talk [TS]

00:52:10   to kids about a lot like the farm [TS]

00:52:13   chickens and cows and pigs and goats the [TS]

00:52:16   farm and we take kids to farms were like [TS]

00:52:20   the farm and kids get it but then it's [TS]

00:52:24   like you know what the farmers who not [TS]

00:52:26   just corn it's a fucking Holocaust every [TS]

00:52:30   single farm everybody here dies and [TS]

00:52:35   everybody here dies in a way that's they [TS]

00:52:38   don't go curl up in their bed with [TS]

00:52:41   they're bluffing [TS]

00:52:42   the loving hand that they've spent their [TS]

00:52:44   whole lives with everybody here dies bit [TS]

00:52:47   by getting lured into a room they lured [TS]

00:52:50   into a stainless steel room where we're [TS]

00:52:53   a German looking woman in a smock is [TS]

00:52:55   waiting and then it's all over it's [TS]

00:52:59   curtains for you [TS]

00:53:00   farm to our and that's you know and you [TS]

00:53:03   know that's not a conversation I'm [TS]

00:53:06   looking forward to having with her [TS]

00:53:07   I can barely justify to myself I I i I'm [TS]

00:53:11   the huge hypocrite in the world becomes [TS]

00:53:13   I i do not have the stomach for that at [TS]

00:53:15   all and you think about like that the [TS]

00:53:17   the sluice and getting although matter [TS]

00:53:20   off the farm in talking to the water [TS]

00:53:23   supplies alarm pink slime [TS]

00:53:25   I mean the best thing the aliens could [TS]

00:53:27   do for us is make soil and tastes like [TS]

00:53:32   Reese's peanut butter cups [TS]

00:53:33   who and then you wouldn't have to you [TS]

00:53:36   know the the number one advantage of [TS]

00:53:38   silence with all its disgusting this is [TS]

00:53:41   just that you can just take a step back [TS]

00:53:44   from the factory killing machine culture [TS]

00:53:47   is and I say that as someone who is has [TS]

00:53:51   already eating a sausage today already [TS]

00:53:54   in a sausage and chewed on the little [TS]

00:53:56   like the little nubbins that are in [TS]

00:53:59   every sausage and going like what is [TS]

00:54:01   this nothin [TS]

00:54:02   this was once a part of a thing those [TS]

00:54:05   cardiology goodness this isn't like the [TS]

00:54:07   soft part of that of whatever that guy [TS]

00:54:10   was you know and that guy was out in the [TS]

00:54:12   field not very long ago not thinking [TS]

00:54:15   anything just the just a dumb cow not [TS]

00:54:18   thinking i'm not sorry about it [TS]

00:54:20   his thoughts you know you know I'm not [TS]

00:54:23   sorry for him fuck him again [TS]

00:54:25   yeah um so did you make your own soil at [TS]

00:54:29   home do you buy it in a package don't [TS]

00:54:32   think i'm starting to see the appeal [TS]

00:54:33   like I tell you I think what I think you [TS]

00:54:35   should try silence you go on amazon and [TS]

00:54:38   it shows up in one of those civil [TS]

00:54:40   defense bins remember when we were kids [TS]

00:54:44   and they were still air raid shelters [TS]

00:54:47   who in city buildings [TS]

00:54:49   yeah you would go down in the basement [TS]

00:54:51   of those buildings and there would be [TS]

00:54:52   all those cardboard 50-gallon drums [TS]

00:54:55   we'll shop with the Civil Defence [TS]

00:54:58   triangle on them that was sort of a [TS]

00:55:00   Trilateral Commission looking Masonic [TS]

00:55:03   symbol [TS]

00:55:03   I'm sure it's a coincidence and you [TS]

00:55:06   would open those 50-gallon drums and [TS]

00:55:08   they would be full of single aren't ya [TS]

00:55:11   freeze dried food and and can stop that [TS]

00:55:14   was all just slowly moldering yeah [TS]

00:55:16   somewhere in America and I'm bed sheets [TS]

00:55:19   in Kansas City there's still a basement [TS]

00:55:21   of a government office building where [TS]

00:55:22   all that civil defense air ride stuff is [TS]

00:55:25   like sealed behind the door like like Al [TS]

00:55:28   Capone's vault on you and you get now [TS]

00:55:30   it's vintage but you know like when I [TS]

00:55:33   was a kid there [TS]

00:55:33   I mean maybe Alaska had a preponderance [TS]

00:55:36   of this stuff but everywhere you went [TS]

00:55:38   there were these civil defense cans in [TS]

00:55:41   the down in the in the in the [TS]

00:55:42   sub-basement where you were supposed to [TS]

00:55:44   go when the Russians blow us all up [TS]

00:55:46   of course yeah and I think what happens [TS]

00:55:49   is silent sends you a big a big [TS]

00:55:51   cardboard 50-gallon drum full of sand [TS]

00:55:56   and then you add water to the sand and [TS]

00:56:01   maybe like what a splash of cranberry [TS]

00:56:02   juice or something for just one lady I [TS]

00:56:06   bet there's a nepotism MacGuffin or a [TS]

00:56:07   little trickier but there's something [TS]

00:56:09   you put in like activated yeast event [TS]

00:56:11   planning something that makes it look [TS]

00:56:12   fresh right makes it fresh [TS]

00:56:14   well you know it makes it the you know [TS]

00:56:16   probiotic there's probably something you [TS]

00:56:18   put in there that introduces a something [TS]

00:56:21   that that was not available in the area [TS]

00:56:23   shelters of the 50 something that you [TS]

00:56:24   know something that makes it could see [TS]

00:56:25   the trick is I bet it's got to be a [TS]

00:56:27   little bit artisanal this is not that [TS]

00:56:29   different from typical like diet powder [TS]

00:56:30   you buy at the at the you know GNC or [TS]

00:56:33   whatever there's gotta be something I [TS]

00:56:34   should just read the wikipedia article i [TS]

00:56:36   guess i sometimes it is if you google [TS]

00:56:38   Soylent hack i bet you people are [TS]

00:56:44   hacking Soylent uh-huh and i'm filling [TS]

00:56:47   it up with you know acacia berries [TS]

00:56:52   she's or yeah other and like [TS]

00:56:55   antioxidants [TS]

00:56:57   mmm yeah oh god this is depressing or [TS]

00:56:59   make it taste like coffee make it taste [TS]

00:57:01   like peanut butter [TS]

00:57:02   oh this is really really depressing [TS]

00:57:04   every it looks like everything in it is [TS]

00:57:07   is gray or beige [TS]

00:57:09   yeah because all because really we are [TS]

00:57:13   made from the ashes and we go back to [TS]

00:57:16   the ashes [TS]

00:57:18   Mazel Tov sometimes i'm really hungry [TS]

00:57:29   after we recorded i am not hungry today [TS]

00:57:31   ah Mazel Tov [TS]