Roderick on the Line

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00:00:24 ◼   ► hello I John I Berlin half-sick going [TS]

00:00:29 ◼   ► good did you put it [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► did you put your avatar in your skype [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► profile isn't it it's jarring it's like [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► we've been doing this a long time in [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► this there was never an avatar and in [TS]

00:00:44 ◼   ► your profile [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► well what you what you probably it is [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► now but you probably stopped noticing [TS]

00:00:49 ◼   ► was that what I had up there was [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► whatever I threw into skype in order to [TS]

00:00:54 ◼   ► have an image and probably 2003 yeah [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► yeah it was a selfie this selfie before [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► we call it that a placeholder image that [TS]

00:01:01 ◼   ► was there for a long time and now you've [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► gone and you clean up your metadata your [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► image could use a refresh [TS]

00:01:09 ◼   ► haha what is my image i don't see a [TS]

00:01:12 ◼   ► screen grab for you can't really [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► appreciate because you're probably [TS]

00:01:14 ◼   ► seeing it at the small size doesn't that [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► does not exaggerate the loftiness of it [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► so you got any field glasses you look [TS]

00:01:22 ◼   ► like you're blowing out an imaginary [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► birthday candle and it it looks like [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► it's being presented at approximately [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► twelve times of the intended image size [TS]

00:01:32 ◼   ► kinda looks like somebody smeared [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► vaseline on you [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► well not a good way well you know that [TS]

00:01:39 ◼   ► was the era don't look at the time do [TS]

00:01:41 ◼   ► you remember those days you remember how [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► crazy that was i I was I saw some [TS]

00:01:45 ◼   ► picture of me holding a bag of pirates [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► booty not very long ago when i was [TS]

00:01:49 ◼   ► really early your meaning i was early [TS]

00:01:53 ◼   ► young me I know you're a gold mine from [TS]

00:01:55 ◼   ► my parents booty pirates booty that's [TS]

00:01:59 ◼   ► before I had maybe that's when I merely [TS]

00:02:02 ◼   ► new one of your songs [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► yeah that was a that was a that was the [TS]

00:02:05 ◼   ► thing that was the thing in the early [TS]

00:02:07 ◼   ► days of memes that was a weird thing why [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► did you do that I don't know variable [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► you for those of you who are who are not [TS]

00:02:14 ◼   ► all the journal keeper not all the way [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► in to the wikipedia of Berlin some kid [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► came up to me in Boston I was right what [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► was the first long winters tour and I [TS]

00:02:28 ◼   ► had little short hair and I just was [TS]

00:02:30 ◼   ► wearing the little close [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► that's a little and the guy comes up to [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► me and he hands me a bag of a snack food [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► and he says can I take a picture of you [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► holding this natural then he said you [TS]

00:02:45 ◼   ► know sure at the time [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► NEX any kind of communication with [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► people was was important than craved and [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► so I hold up the I hold up the bag of [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► snack food and I and I make a playful [TS]

00:02:58 ◼   ► face like i am thrilled about it I've [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► never seen Pirate's Booty before but [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► I've never heard of it didn't know what [TS]

00:03:04 ◼   ► it was and uh and then it turns out that [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► you you were collecting photos of people [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► around the world through an army of [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► minions holding pirates booty and that [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► was part of your early tumblr know a [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► flicker it was a top of flickr tumblr [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► well and there's a lot about this that [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► really feels like a different era [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► how do i begin to count the ways first [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► of all it started out as a thing that my [TS]

00:03:34 ◼   ► friends and I were doing on livejournal [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► livejournal and I don't know I know I [TS]

00:03:38 ◼   ► don't know if you were the first one [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► that was probably my friend Dan who at [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► the time I think he's going to Emerson [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► he was like maybe 19 at the time don't [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► him so he's a full grown ass man now [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► attend a very smart guy and he yeah yeah [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► you got pictures of you pictures with [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► the dismemberment plan not a surf [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► classic brands of your classic fans are [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► somewhat they might be giants ben folds [TS]

00:04:04 ◼   ► and i don't know why but it became with [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► well i don't think i can see why I [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► became a think it was funny and it was [TS]

00:04:10 ◼   ► stupid and so then every time somebody [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► came to my house and make them take [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► pictures with a bunch of snack food now [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► how is this different so many ways my [TS]

00:04:16 ◼   ► goodness where do i begin this proceed [TS]

00:04:18 ◼   ► my flickr time [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► oh wow didn't really I went out and went [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► to sourceforge and downloaded some open [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► source content management system [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► installed it on a server and created one [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► of those like this is a gallery of [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► images and and thus was born booty shots [TS]

00:04:33 ◼   ► with his easy shots with Z my friend [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► Peter in the eighties he was doing it [TS]

00:04:40 ◼   ► he's doing a considerable amount of [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► traveling as as some of us did in our [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► in our younger days when we had nothing [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► else to do and he used to drink a lot of [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► Schmidt beer which I don't know if you [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► had that in florida i know it passes the [TS]

00:04:54 ◼   ► basic test of being probably cheap and [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► probably causing diarrhea [TS]

00:04:57 ◼   ► yeah you you like it's like showers or [TS]

00:05:01 ◼   ► something right was it was the cheap [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► beer down in that down in Florida when [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► you're in college not to derail us but [TS]

00:05:06 ◼   ► you know for me about a a bush was [TS]

00:05:09 ◼   ► always people here or an old milwaukee [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► and if you got to the real bottom you [TS]

00:05:13 ◼   ► get the like generic ABC brand sure the [TS]

00:05:15 ◼   ► the bush bush family of course are the [TS]

00:05:18 ◼   ► the pan heiser bushes [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► yes there are very big in Atlanta those [TS]

00:05:22 ◼   ► people damn it was it was back in st. [TS]

00:05:25 ◼   ► Louis they marry the natural light [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► family right that's and that's an empire [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► was born in the in the northwest natural [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► is a very refreshing beer when you're in [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► florida John is already so i'll touch to [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► it because there's nothing in it sets [TS]

00:05:37 ◼   ► for Florida it is yellow colored water [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► but up here in the northwest Schmidt [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► beer really had a lock on the cheap up [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► like like rockin it was the cheap [TS]

00:05:48 ◼   ► rock'n'roll beer and it was a lot of [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► people call it animal because the cans [TS]

00:05:52 ◼   ► had pictures of different sort of [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► fifties a graphic art of like salmon or [TS]

00:06:00 ◼   ► moose or you know it look it look like [TS]

00:06:03 ◼   ► look like like a animal illustrations [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► from boy's life [TS]

00:06:08 ◼   ► Oh a little distance it looks like a can [TS]

00:06:10 ◼   ► of soup [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► yes yeah we had a little bit of a can of [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► soup vibe only this is cool what a great [TS]

00:06:17 ◼   ► logo and it is a guy waterskiing these [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► are wonderful cans [TS]

00:06:20 ◼   ► yeah and you could get you could get a [TS]

00:06:22 ◼   ► half recognized for four dollars and [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► Schmidt beer just was it was it was so [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► good for the money and also it it just [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► it felt like a like a lot of beer [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► culture that it became a kind of cult [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► people that drank Schmidt then insisted [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► on Schmidt like I would turn down any [TS]

00:06:46 ◼   ► beer I would turn down any top shelf [TS]

00:06:49 ◼   ► here for Schmidt at the time [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► and my friend Peter went so far as to [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► carry a can of Schmidt in his backpack [TS]

00:07:00 ◼   ► as one in the chamber [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► yeah as he traveled around the world so [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► that he could get a picture of himself [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► holding the Schmidt in front of the Taj [TS]

00:07:09 ◼   ► Mahal get a picture of himself holding a [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► schmidt with the you know the Dalai Lama [TS]

00:07:14 ◼   ► and he he does he still has a like it a [TS]

00:07:20 ◼   ► photo album of yellowing 25-year old [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► photos of him holding Schmidt beer you [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► know at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► and I mean it a lot of cases it was it [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► was borderline offensive that this kid [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► was standing here holding a beer at a [TS]

00:07:38 ◼   ► people we can walk yeah but uh I was [TS]

00:07:44 ◼   ► with him on the steps of the Vatican one [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► day and he pulled out a Schmidt Schmidt [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► to you know to to ready himself to take [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► his Schmidt picture and he set the beer [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► down on the steps of the Vatican and [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► while we're standing there with our [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► little uh a plastic like a disposable [TS]

00:08:07 ◼   ► cameras one of the swiss guards with his [TS]

00:08:13 ◼   ► like long pike and his big feathered hat [TS]

00:08:18 ◼   ► or whatever he he sees this kid put a [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► can down on the steps of the Vatican and [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► he walks over and happened really fast [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► walks over picks up the can and turns it [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► to face him and looks at it any and it [TS]

00:08:34 ◼   ► was clear that he just wanted to make [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► sure it wasn't a bomb or something you [TS]

00:08:38 ◼   ► know like if you can put something down [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► the steps the Vatican apparently the [TS]

00:08:41 ◼   ► Swiss Guard takes a renewed interest and [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► there's this moment that is burned in [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► our minds of this Swiss Guard in full [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► regalia holding a Schmidt beer and [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► looking at it you know it with this [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► quizzical look of like the hub the Apes [TS]

00:08:58 ◼   ► holding the are looking at the obelisk [TS]

00:09:01 ◼   ► in 2001 [TS]

00:09:02 ◼   ► and none of us to get our cameras up we [TS]

00:09:06 ◼   ► were so dumbfounded that we're standing [TS]

00:09:09 ◼   ► there holding on campus like uh and then [TS]

00:09:12 ◼   ► he realizes what he is he gets a kind of [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► smirk on his face and he puts the beard [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► and all happened in just a split second [TS]

00:09:18 ◼   ► and then we were like Sir sir could you [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► hold the beer again and he wouldn't then [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► he went back to completely ignoring a [TS]

00:09:24 ◼   ► stone-faced like it was this it's this [TS]

00:09:28 ◼   ► it's this photograph that that didn't [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► happen that is more impressed in my mind [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► I have the eye of this this fantastic [TS]

00:09:37 ◼   ► picture in my head of this Swiss Guard [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► holding a Schmidt and turned out way [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► better than I expected I I saw him pike [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► in that thing [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► Oh wouldn't I mean any I mean Oh any [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► interaction with a Swiss Guard they're [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► like they're like the beefeaters out in [TS]

00:09:51 ◼   ► front of your not beefeaters the know [TS]

00:09:53 ◼   ► what you mean the kind of funny hat [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► fuzzy hat out in front of a Buckingham [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► Palace you can't get them to keep them [TS]

00:09:59 ◼   ► to respond it's kind of it's like a it's [TS]

00:10:01 ◼   ► like a-a-a-a bro dickhead move on this [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► sign with a hashtag on it [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► well you talk about livejournal I [TS]

00:10:11 ◼   ► remember I remember people on [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► livejournal I was not on lifetime [TS]

00:10:15 ◼   ► whatever your widely discussed online i [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► remember being a topic on livejournal [TS]

00:10:19 ◼   ► and I was very upset because you [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► couldn't see what they were saying [TS]

00:10:22 ◼   ► didn't see what they were saying and I [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► remember saying to you [TS]

00:10:25 ◼   ► what are they saying about me on [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► livejournal and he said what happens on [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► livejournal stays online [TS]

00:10:31 ◼   ► oh I don't think i would have said you [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► did you were you wouldn't tell me what [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► they were saying because it was because [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► it violated the livejournal code [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► wow yeah through the nice thing about [TS]

00:10:41 ◼   ► livejournal that I don't think anybody [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► ever got quite as right at least among [TS]

00:10:45 ◼   ► sites i use was just how easy it was [TS]

00:10:47 ◼   ► very easy post they made it you know [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► it's real simple site but they made it [TS]

00:10:50 ◼   ► really easy to share stuff with a very [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► small group of people and that was [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► probably really frustrating to you but [TS]

00:10:55 ◼   ► it was very easy to use and and you [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► could you know share things on the [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► internet that not everybody saw it was [TS]

00:11:01 ◼   ► you and this is we're talking this is [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► 2000 maybe when i started doing 2001 and [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► it was on livejournal was funny because [TS]

00:11:10 ◼   ► i found myself more and more you know [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► writing [TS]

00:11:14 ◼   ► what I would never think of what i would [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► think I was a blog and that's what led [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► me to go start my first like actual [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► according to Hoyle blog and so what what [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► has happened to all that premium content [TS]

00:11:27 ◼   ► i think i deleted all of it really you [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► never improve never imported it over and [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► try to remember what happened I mean I [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► had a lot of stuff up there I mean if [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► it's probably still up there on [TS]

00:11:36 ◼   ► archive.org a lot of money I i wrote a [TS]

00:11:38 ◼   ► lot about music things I was outraged [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► about how angry I was at the shins were [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► in a McDonald's commercial and what sell [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► outside world that was the worst all but [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► you don't change my mind about that you [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► turn me around was Dan overly he's like [TS]

00:11:53 ◼   ► what you know what you think these guys [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► are making like that's right and like [TS]

00:11:57 ◼   ► now they can like it was like when [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► superchunk remember superchunk in the [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► pk's commercial british knights partial [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► there's a really big deal because before [TS]

00:12:04 ◼   ► it was like around the time that was the [TS]

00:12:08 ◼   ► first one was around the time your [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► pocket for kitty came out and the story [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► goes according to spin magazine at the [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► time I think it was kind of great issues [TS]

00:12:16 ◼   ► when it should spin that had like [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► Nirvana and superchargers whole bunch [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► like the new bands that you need to [TS]

00:12:23 ◼   ► check out it wasn't there was a moment [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► there where we're spinning really was [TS]

00:12:27 ◼   ► really was nailing it [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► I love that spin the ladies man i I've [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► never missed an issue of spin but but [TS]

00:12:33 ◼   ► the story went according to this then [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► this is kind of framing for this story [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► was the end of the year pump broke right [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► and so as they say but the story goes [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► the british knights it's only slightly [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► from the simpsons basically they came to [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► the Superchunk and set kids a love that [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► song you do with the thing we're going [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► to put in a commercial because of course [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► you talk like that if you licensed music [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► as user is what Cooper mini cooper [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► people sound like you know but I never [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► actually talked to them I just talked to [TS]

00:13:00 ◼   ► the young guy with the British accent [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► that's running their ad campaign ok and [TS]

00:13:04 ◼   ► and they said and they you know who's [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► we're gonna give you this much for this [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► and they're like I actually you know [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► that's not really as I think we do we [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► sell records me to her and that's we [TS]

00:13:13 ◼   ► don't really want our stuff in and said [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► well maybe apparently finally clear to [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► them that there's a harder easy way we [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► could do this we could basically but my [TS]

00:13:22 ◼   ► next week have a song that is legally [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► just different enough [TS]

00:13:26 ◼   ► from this that would still be confused [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► by most of your that's with the song or [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► you know you can let us give you [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► whatever but what would you think [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► probably 18 thousand dollars or [TS]

00:13:36 ◼   ► something to let us use this song they [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► did it and they were able to like buy a [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► van [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► well as the classic Todd Barry routine [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► goes that I don't know if you don't know [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► if you remember it but he did a routine [TS]

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00:15:35 ◼   ► for supporting Roderick on the line we [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► could not do it without comes [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► I woke up this morning having had one of [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► those dreams like the last dream of the [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► night right the one that you remember [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► the takeaway dream and in my takeaway [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► dream I was having a minor dispute with [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► the shitty gal at a rock show you know [TS]

00:16:02 ◼   ► one of those situations where somebody [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► pushed me from behind and I bumped into [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► her and she turned around and was mad [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► and then I woke up and I'm like that's [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► like having a dream about being at work [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► you know it's like it's like dreaming [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► that you're working at a cash register [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► and then you wake up and it's time to go [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► to work like to have to have a dream [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► where I'm just in a minor social dispute [TS]

00:16:31 ◼   ► you have a minor minor bit of social [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► awkwardness in a public place that you [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► know I remember such feud streams [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► compared to what i used to do I feel [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► robbed to have a tree like that [TS]

00:16:40 ◼   ► yeah I felt robbed do I woke up and I [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► was like that's really is you're sending [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► me into the day with that feeling the [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► feeling of just like you know it's it [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► one of those it if it if the event had [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► happened in real life it would be one of [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► those situations where you then you're [TS]

00:16:56 ◼   ► sitting in your car [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► twenty minutes later and you're still [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► thinking about what you should have said [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► to her like a cat for our and you know [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► two days later like oh I can and and I [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► let it didn't even happen it's a dream [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► that's the worst i'm sitting here I'm [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► standing you're mad at an imaginary [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► person who said something to me at an [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► imaginary rock show using that phrase uh [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► listless predella scally a you don't you [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► know phrase mmm that you know you ain't [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► kidding me you know the phrase in the [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► one it's basically the george costanza [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► moment this means i think spirit of the [TS]

00:17:33 ◼   ► stairs or weight of the stairs [TS]

00:17:35 ◼   ► it's French phrase meaning like it's the [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► thing you really should something you [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► should have said after it's too late the [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► same thing i hate when people tell me [TS]

00:17:43 ◼   ► their dreams and consequently i do not [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► tell them my dreams but I say what I [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► dreamed about last night / you remember [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► your [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► yeah i'll tell ya it's just it's [TS]

00:17:51 ◼   ► interesting for regional reasons my [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► takeaway dream i had the Manhattan [TS]

00:17:57 ◼   ► person's dream I had a very intense [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► super-clear dream that i found extra [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► rooms in my house [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► oh fun dream apparently this is one that [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► happens a lot people who live in [TS]

00:18:08 ◼   ► Manhattan [TS]

00:18:09 ◼   ► uh-huh and III scene i'm not super [TS]

00:18:11 ◼   ► interesting to go into but they open me [TS]

00:18:14 ◼   ► a the the clothes closet where the where [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► the ironing board comes down but it [TS]

00:18:17 ◼   ► turns out it's actually a door to like [TS]

00:18:19 ◼   ► another bedroom and another bathroom the [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► beauty of that kind of dream like this [TS]

00:18:23 ◼   ► country have a regular little kid kind [TS]

00:18:25 ◼   ► of gem week like you move you move a [TS]

00:18:27 ◼   ► brick and you see that there's a room [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► behind their the the really excellent [TS]

00:18:30 ◼   ► Manhattan person's dream though is when [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► you just you get something out of your [TS]

00:18:33 ◼   ► closet and you see you actually see a [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► literal door there you go oh I never [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► realized i have a whole other house [TS]

00:18:38 ◼   ► inside my house was great had a [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► coin-operated laundry and was a parent [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► based on the expiration dates of the [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► yogurt in the refrigerator because yes [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► it also had a kitchen was that people [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► were using it and the yogurt and only [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► expired a couple weeks ago which led me [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► to believe that people are coming in [TS]

00:18:54 ◼   ► there and then I felt kind of bad i [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► thought you know i am I don't know how [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► the least would include that I don't [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► know if it is your place that's you know [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► la can be very complicated i'm not sure [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► that will be covered government able to [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► lock straight when you go to sleep [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► tonight the first thing you should do is [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► change the locks on that place [TS]

00:19:09 ◼   ► ok the man i'm a grown-ass man i woke up [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► this morning and it adds happen to me [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► the half-dozen times my life I've ever [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► had this particular flavor of dream you [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► can guess what i wanted to do I was like [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► there's got to be hidden rooms somewhere [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► i know i've been around the perimeter of [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► my house i forget if it's anywhere it's [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► probably outside or it's in what appears [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► to be you know it's like in a watchman [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► workshop figures out there's a hidden [TS]

00:19:33 ◼   ► area by measuring the size of the closet [TS]

00:19:35 ◼   ► I'm thinking there's got to be a panel [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► you forget this feeling there's got to [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► be a room here I don't have got to be [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► like an Amityville Horror room that I [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► don't know about because that would be [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► so sweet [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► oh for sure well I you know the problem [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► is i have a couple of things like that [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► in my house but but their utility to me [TS]

00:19:51 ◼   ► is is somewhat diminished by the [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► knowledge that at all you have to do is [TS]

00:19:59 ◼   ► smoke me out [TS]

00:20:00 ◼   ► like there's no there's no panic room [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► uncle there's no monk hole because all [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► you have to do is set the house on fire [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► on them [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► yeah you're back in your secret room [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► good job good job little little toad in [TS]

00:20:12 ◼   ► a hole like you'd be you'd be roasted no [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► matter where you were cuz it's a [TS]

00:20:16 ◼   ► Woodhouse and there's no there's no like [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► what what it really needs ya among colon [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► like out like it like a tunnel [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► yeah and died i don't think there's a [TS]

00:20:28 ◼   ► tunnel at one point some guys from the [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► city came and they had a little [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► underground submarine they were they [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► were they were moving my gas line and I [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► so I go out there and I i get it i [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► intervene and I say hey i see that you [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► guys are getting ready to move my gas [TS]

00:20:48 ◼   ► line i want you to move it over here [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► instead of where you're moving it and [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► they're like well and I said well here's [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► the thing i want to do i want to [TS]

00:20:56 ◼   ► excavate here where you're putting the [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► gas line i want you to move it over on [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► the other side and they talked about it [TS]

00:21:04 ◼   ► when they're like all right we can do it [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► and they pulled out this this probably [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► two-foot-long torpedo that was connected [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► to like pneumatic hose of some kind and [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► they dig a trench and they stick this [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► torpedo in the ground like a spike for [TS]

00:21:24 ◼   ► going sideways and they turn it on and [TS]

00:21:27 ◼   ► the thing like vibrates and starts to [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► travel through the earth and it's like a [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► it's like a mole on a robot mobile [TS]

00:21:37 ◼   ► pulling is little to behind him and he [TS]

00:21:41 ◼   ► heads off [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► he heads off under the yard he the [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► vibration causes him to move in any [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► direction that he can yeah right here [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► look forward to moving forward that's [TS]

00:21:50 ◼   ► that's a very clever primitive little [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► submarine rabbi was very interesting [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► he's he's going forward an end and then [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► when he gets to the other side you know [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► they kind of set him in motion and then [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► there's a guy on the other side has dug [TS]

00:22:03 ◼   ► a hole waiting for him to come out and [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► then it's it's a it's a perfectly sized [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► told to run a gas line through [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► so I was like wow this is cool said he [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► gets about halfway across the yard and [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► then it's like oh what happened he's not [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► he stopped moving and they tried to pull [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► it back and they couldn't get him back [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► they tried to go forward he wouldn't go [TS]

00:22:25 ◼   ► forward and I was like oh god damn thats [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► this is exactly what I didn't want to [TS]

00:22:30 ◼   ► have happen and so all of a sudden they [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► go into emergency mode and it seemed [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► like primarily because they really love [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► their little mole and they didn't want [TS]

00:22:39 ◼   ► to lose him but they could tell by how [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► much line had gone out like how far he [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► was probably knew where he was and they [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► were they were super worried about the [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► mold all of a sudden it was just like [TS]

00:22:49 ◼   ► you know we gotta get the mole and it's [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► because I guess it's expensive but also [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► like you get attached [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► yeah they seemed like they felt like he [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► was their friend and so also therefore [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► guys from the city in those flat hard [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► hats jumping in the center of my yard [TS]

00:23:07 ◼   ► with their shovels out and I was like [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► wow [TS]

00:23:09 ◼   ► everybody hold on let's slow down before [TS]

00:23:11 ◼   ► we end up it's too late they were like [TS]

00:23:13 ◼   ► holy they were completely in like a [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► chain gang mode of digging and now [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► there's a success through the tricky [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► really kicks in [TS]

00:23:24 ◼   ► there's a 6-foot deep it in the center [TS]

00:23:26 ◼   ► of my yard I'm like oh fuck like now and [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► they discover a giant they discovered [TS]

00:23:34 ◼   ► that that whole part of my yard was a [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► septic field for the old have build [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► septic systems little all essentially it [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► hit a cistern full of poo formally and [TS]

00:23:49 ◼   ► went and managed it he was making such [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► good progress through the ground that he [TS]

00:23:53 ◼   ► managed to penetrate one wall of the [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► poon sister and then he fell into the [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► right into the maha know any probably [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► just kept on working and it was just [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► like a little [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► but he couldn't there's not nowhere for [TS]

00:24:11 ◼   ► him to go with like Johnson [TS]

00:24:13 ◼   ► administration poo right i mean that [TS]

00:24:15 ◼   ► this house has been hooked up to the [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► local sewer system at least 450 years [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► probably longer and so so now moly is in [TS]

00:24:25 ◼   ► the hole more holes in the in the pool [TS]

00:24:29 ◼   ► hall and these guys with their hard hats [TS]

00:24:31 ◼   ► are standing around and they so they [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► they uncover this this septic system and [TS]

00:24:37 ◼   ► they're all standing there and there's a [TS]

00:24:38 ◼   ► lid and they open the lid there looking [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► down into it and they're all real [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► disappointed because they love moly but [TS]

00:24:45 ◼   ► nobody wants to be the first one down [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► the hole and I'm standing there really [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► upset that my yard is all trashed and [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► these guys just don't you know they're [TS]

00:24:56 ◼   ► like and and the foreman the foreman was [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► like this is your fault you told us to [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► move the line if we put the line where [TS]

00:25:03 ◼   ► we were going to put it would have been [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► fine looks like you must be like firemen [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► firefighters being mad like you being [TS]

00:25:08 ◼   ► mad a firefighter because they broke a [TS]

00:25:10 ◼   ► window in your life this is our job [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► you know this is what we do yeah I want [TS]

00:25:13 ◼   ► Anna and to a certain extent i was like [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► hey look I mean I told you I wanted you [TS]

00:25:17 ◼   ► to move the light it's not like I became [TS]

00:25:19 ◼   ► the box of you you're the chief you know [TS]

00:25:22 ◼   ► the guy who knows that i didn't even [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► know these things existed and it was you [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► know when i bought the house of course [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► we pulled up to a huge 500 gallon oil [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► tanks out of the yard one that was for [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► the house and one that was over by the [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► barn that was different for heating well [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► well though I think the house 1 was [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► heating oil the one over by the barn was [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► a massive tank i think i might have been [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► tractor oil or something [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► anyway so I had said so all of a sudden [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► I'm looking at this yard and I'm like [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► what else is buried under here is there [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► maybe there is a tunnel [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► maybe there are maybe it's a network of [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► tunnels [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► maybe its tunnels all the way to Hanoi [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► anyway so they figure out the guy the [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► foreman goes over to their big truck [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► with the multitude of flashing lights [TS]

00:26:11 ◼   ► and he pulls out a suppose out some [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► elaborate hook majigger that's [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► specifically designed to retrieve moly [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► from shitholes and he gets down in there [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► is like this you know this had better [TS]

00:26:30 ◼   ► work and he manages to hook moly [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► can they pull him up and the funny thing [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► is we're all standing around this whole [TS]

00:26:37 ◼   ► there's no smell because whatever poo [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► and pee is in there is has been sitting [TS]

00:26:43 ◼   ► in their 60 years and I'm like really [TS]

00:26:46 ◼   ► basically compost probably I'm like [TS]

00:26:47 ◼   ► there's no pool or pee in there it's [TS]

00:26:49 ◼   ► just dirt and water by now and make the [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► form and turns and looks at me he's like [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► oh it's sooo oh it's poo let me go [TS]

00:26:57 ◼   ► come on and it's like it's not boots its [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► third certain water but in any case he [TS]

00:27:03 ◼   ► didn't want to get you didn't want to [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► jump down in there and so he retrieves [TS]

00:27:08 ◼   ► moly and the unhook him and they're like [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► all right well we're going to different [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► direction and they ended up putting the [TS]

00:27:15 ◼   ► and putting the line where I didn't want [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► it I message they filled it back in but [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► you had like a they build it back in but [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► they had they had trenched across the [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► roots of a big tree that I was really [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► worried about there can be no I suffice [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► to say there is still an enormous scar [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► in my yard from this boulder dash God [TS]

00:27:37 ◼   ► and and you know what can i say but and [TS]

00:27:43 ◼   ► at and also i have the awareness that [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► there's a busa stern under the yard [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► which is not a thing that i can forget [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► you know like a I suppose there are some [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► people who can let let time sort of [TS]

00:27:58 ◼   ► fog that knowledge out but so they're [TS]

00:28:01 ◼   ► just like oh yeah my yard but I'm all [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► every time I walk across that I'm like [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► I'm standing right on top of it right [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► now [TS]

00:28:07 ◼   ► somebody else's pool would be if not [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► even mine people long-dead party problem [TS]

00:28:13 ◼   ► also is if you did install I said [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► network of tunnels even if you installed [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► one basic means of egress tunnel [TS]

00:28:19 ◼   ► speaking yeah I everybody could see it [TS]

00:28:22 ◼   ► you can actually cloak your yard which [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► would seem suspicious like as you want [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► to do that [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► well the way to do it is to is to begin [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► a capital project where you are doing a [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► lot of improvements all over the place [TS]

00:28:33 ◼   ► and the yard is it just a hustle-bustle [TS]

00:28:35 ◼   ► of of activity and one of those things [TS]

00:28:39 ◼   ► is you know one of those things involves [TS]

00:28:42 ◼   ► a backhoe and a large trench and it [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► could be super electrical it could [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► there's a lot of things could be could [TS]

00:28:51 ◼   ► be happening but people are you know [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► you're focusing their attention on the [TS]

00:28:55 ◼   ► fact that you're also replacing the roof [TS]

00:28:58 ◼   ► or building a windmill or whatever it is [TS]

00:29:01 ◼   ► mm isn't it miss direction yeah exactly [TS]

00:29:04 ◼   ► mr. action and then you can view then [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► you can you finish off the the escape [TS]

00:29:09 ◼   ► trench and then just let people let [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► again let that fog of memory happened [TS]

00:29:14 ◼   ► because people are not expecting you to [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► be thinking that far in advance [TS]

00:29:20 ◼   ► now and that that's the tragedy is they [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► wouldn't even expect it seems to me [TS]

00:29:24 ◼   ► though if you could even get something [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► to get you from like you punch a code [TS]

00:29:31 ◼   ► into the washer dryer something moves [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► you go now and come out in the barn that [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► would still give you a nice head start [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► if you help so absolutely and that's you [TS]

00:29:39 ◼   ► know what things are not to give away [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► too much but that would be one direction [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► to build an escape tunnel from the [TS]

00:29:46 ◼   ► washer and dryer to the barn if you're [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► gonna break ground i'm out the I think [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► you should have multiple solutions if [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► you're gonna get you're going to break [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► ground on some kind of a system you [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► might as well have several things and [TS]

00:29:55 ◼   ► obviously don't tell me because I might [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► collapse under torture right right well [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► one of the things I wanted to do was go [TS]

00:30:01 ◼   ► to the local elementary schools and a [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► lot of them are [TS]

00:30:06 ◼   ► a lot of them are using the portable [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► method of increasing capacity for there [TS]

00:30:12 ◼   ► for their kids right that they cover the [TS]

00:30:14 ◼   ► playground with portables yeah and some [TS]

00:30:16 ◼   ► of those portables our old the oldest [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► ones i think date to the twenties and [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► those portables have like hardwood [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► floors and I was a cabin at their [TS]

00:30:31 ◼   ► beautiful only like oak floors and [TS]

00:30:34 ◼   ► woodwork designs are basically mobile [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► homes but sure there are more shot [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► yeah yeah yeah but the old ones are are [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► are beautiful old there it's like living [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► in a boat except if the boat had 15-foot [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► ceiling [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► I want to I want to first grade in one [TS]

00:30:50 ◼   ► of those and they had the most wonderful [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► euphemism for them they didn't they [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► didn't call them you know the the [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► externals they didn't call the mobile [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► homes they called them the colonies [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► mm that's sweet and it was it was like a [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► cabinet was just pretty nice setup [TS]

00:31:05 ◼   ► well so what I what I want to do is go [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► to go around the school district here [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► and you know the problem the problem is [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► that nobody appreciates nice things and [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► they surplus these things all the time [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► and some of them just go into landfills [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► and some of them end up [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► I don't know where they go but grab one [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► of those truck it over here put it over [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► the swimming pool use the swimming pool [TS]

00:31:30 ◼   ► is it because the portables and I've [TS]

00:31:32 ◼   ► measured I've actually going to measure [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► local portables at nearby elementary [TS]

00:31:37 ◼   ► schools the portable would fit perfectly [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► over the swimming pool haha man is in [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► that then the swimming pool goes away [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► but it becomes like a bunker under my [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► little cabin / dance studio in the [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► backyard and then how much extra work [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► would it be to disconnect network of [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► tunnels not much extra when you see [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► measure that you're not you're not [TS]

00:32:01 ◼   ► you're saying in three dimensions it [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► would fit into the pool [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► no over the pool hard it would fit is [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► larger than the pool the pool is a large [TS]

00:32:09 ◼   ► pool but the porthole ricc you can have [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► built-in it submits like it makes its [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► own basement [TS]

00:32:14 ◼   ► exactly you would just the airport i [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► mean i have a [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► one of those hundred foot measuring [TS]

00:32:20 ◼   ► tapes who as you do for food and I i [TS]

00:32:24 ◼   ► carted one down to the local school and [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► I was out there in the middle of the [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► night measuring the portables possibly [TS]

00:32:30 ◼   ► go up and came home and measure to [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► measure the pool and I was like oh you [TS]

00:32:36 ◼   ► could you could put this we can put this [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► portable on on the four corners a whole [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► would go away and the and the decking [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► the concrete port decking around the [TS]

00:32:46 ◼   ► pool would just become the sidewalk [TS]

00:32:48 ◼   ► around your point the apron around the [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► outside [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► yeah yeah and then I you know I think [TS]

00:32:52 ◼   ► what you do is you face the big windows [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► of the portable to ward the house ever [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► get the afternoon Sun and then when [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► you're in there stretching to yo get [TS]

00:33:02 ◼   ► dancing doing your seven-minute workout [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► I like you there [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► the year basking in the glow of of like [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► your little colony it would you be [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► basically creating a colony here you are [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► really close to having a compound it's [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► just it's right around the corner [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► yeah and i think you know right now of [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► course I what we call this house the [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► farm but i think if i had one more [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► building i would start calling at the [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► colony [TS]

00:33:28 ◼   ► yeah at least 17 year old girl named [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► sunshine up like the yellow deli in [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► boulder colorado all the girls have a [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► other all the girls have long braids and [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► who now have Old Testament names [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► yes and they are making roast beef [TS]

00:33:47 ◼   ► sandwiches those lower that sandwich is [TS]

00:33:52 ◼   ► you have really mixed feelings [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► there's there's a certain thing I [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► haven't thought about this in years but [TS]

00:33:57 ◼   ► but like you know you discover like a [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► girl's been kidnapped her boy has been [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► kidnapped and kept in a hole like down [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► underground always had mixed feelings [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► you have mixed feelings about that [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► yeah because on the way your feelings [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► are positive and some of them are [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► located get let me finish [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► yes ok it's not a good idea to [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► Connecticut and keep underground [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► underground let's just take that is red [TS]

00:34:16 ◼   ► but there's something about seeing a [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► cross-section of an underground living [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► space [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► it was part of it was that I love [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► cross-sections but also the idea of [TS]

00:34:26 ◼   ► having a place where you could go and [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► nobody could find you if you want [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► well yeah that was very appealing and [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► one way out in every one of those [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► stories there's always someone else [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► living in the house with the bad man who [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► purports to and believably purports to [TS]

00:34:42 ◼   ► not have realized that there were people [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► living in a in a hole under there [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► that's always so strange or like you [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► know even even Gacy they found like over [TS]

00:34:52 ◼   ► 20 bodies on his property and we didn't [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► ever seem weird how few young handyman [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► came back out of the house that never [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► seemed strange well or just that I mean [TS]

00:35:02 ◼   ► that the i don't i don't know if you [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► remember the description but like one of [TS]

00:35:06 ◼   ► the searchers went down into the [TS]

00:35:09 ◼   ► basement and this is a terrible terrible [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► description but like step older older [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► thing [TS]

00:35:18 ◼   ► well that's only found they found it [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► because neighbors were like what is that [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► smell [TS]

00:35:21 ◼   ► yeah the owner was overpowering but he [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► stepped onto the dirt floor of the [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► basement and sank up to his waist my god [TS]

00:35:30 ◼   ► because the dirt and decaying bodies and [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► lie had just become a kind of liquefied [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► there's no ventilation and it was just a [TS]

00:35:41 ◼   ► liquefied certain okay that's that's not [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► idea [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► no I was someplace dry with no syncing [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► up to my waist and bodies now taken [TS]

00:35:49 ◼   ► animal Astraea kidnapped his own [TS]

00:35:52 ◼   ► daughter and father two children with [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► their record with her in the hole [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► her mother was living in the house and [TS]

00:36:00 ◼   ► never heard never was like other rats in [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► the walls like there's never a [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► scratching yeah i mean i can hear my [TS]

00:36:09 ◼   ► freaking neighbors karaoke so I can hear [TS]

00:36:12 ◼   ► their i continue the intake of their [TS]

00:36:14 ◼   ► breath and obviously of course they're [TS]

00:36:16 ◼   ► using Hampton application kind of songs [TS]

00:36:19 ◼   ► do they say they're all in Vietnamese [TS]

00:36:22 ◼   ► hey I have no idea how to do you have [TS]

00:36:27 ◼   ► vietnamese karaoke that you can hear in [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► your house my next-door neighbors who [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► are Vietnamese Catholics have a home [TS]

00:36:36 ◼   ► karaoke system that I my only my only [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► suspicions are my only guess is [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► that they used to own a restaurant and [TS]

00:36:45 ◼   ► when the restaurant closed they brought [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► the professional grade karaoke system [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► home they're like what are we gonna do [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► with this I don't know we have such fun [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► doing karaoke let's just put it in our [TS]

00:36:53 ◼   ► house because it is it's gotta be it's [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► gotta be six thousand watts and they [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► they sometimes have small parties but a [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► lot of times it's just mom dad and their [TS]

00:37:05 ◼   ► son like the way you would play [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► Parcheesi or nintendo wii they just sit [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► around and sing loud Vietnamese karaoke [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► songs do karaoke so I know now if you've [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► ever listened to the enemy's pop music [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► or your Chinese pop music there are [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► tonality these easy easy part totalities [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► that are on that are foreign to my [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► musical here right there are principles [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► that they use yeah that are there's a [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► certain soaring so nervous quality to [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► the high notes that is paint peeling [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► well and at least to my to my like [TS]

00:37:45 ◼   ► musical ear sometime mean when it's done [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► when it's done expertly I like I hear [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► the back here the beauty of it I [TS]

00:37:54 ◼   ► understand kind of the I understand what [TS]

00:37:57 ◼   ► the music intends i think but you know [TS]

00:37:59 ◼   ► it's a it's a length of musical language [TS]

00:38:01 ◼   ► that's that's foreign to me and so I'm [TS]

00:38:04 ◼   ► always listening to it kind of has an [TS]

00:38:06 ◼   ► outsider curious that I don't think this [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► is super complicated is a place in my [TS]

00:38:10 ◼   ► neighborhood where I go I can pay my PT [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► belt at this at this place around the [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► corner with a butcher pigs and lots of [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► vegetables and it's real and the guys [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► always got super loud Chinese pop music [TS]

00:38:20 ◼   ► playing and my daughter loves it i love [TS]

00:38:22 ◼   ► it but what I really love is that I get [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► to leave [TS]

00:38:25 ◼   ► uh-huh i really enjoy i really enjoy [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► hearing aim a cantonese version i want [TS]

00:38:32 ◼   ► to hold your hand really loud for a [TS]

00:38:34 ◼   ► couple minutes then get out [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► yeah but the beauty of that music is [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► that you can get away from it i cannot [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► imagine being in my home and having to [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► hear that well do you ever hear it did [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► your i'm sure in San Francisco you have [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► opportunity to hear that with their here [TS]

00:38:47 ◼   ► this instrument we hear he's got the [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► little fiddle thing that people in the [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► subways the two string to string violin [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► banter these very beautiful for a minute [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► yeah but it's very it's very Reedy and [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► and loud and I mean I can only imagine [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► what what like if you're playing it for [TS]

00:39:06 ◼   ► someone that you love [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► well but like when they're played [TS]

00:39:10 ◼   ► fantastically yes like it's an it's an [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► amazing instrument like any instrument [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► although still a pretty reed instrument [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► not a warm something hits a frequency [TS]

00:39:20 ◼   ► that even with my bad ears is a little [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► alley but here's the thing about karaoke [TS]

00:39:25 ◼   ► now if something if i'm sitting at a bar [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► and someone is doing a pretty bad out of [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► tune man i feel like a woman but right [TS]

00:39:34 ◼   ► or or uh or like a rock for or whatever [TS]

00:39:39 ◼   ► you are familiar with the song so I know [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► where they are going to strength i'm [TS]

00:39:45 ◼   ► familiar with I'm familiar with the tone [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► of the original so I know where the [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► singer is failing to failing to achieve [TS]

00:39:52 ◼   ► that tone and I can listen to it was [TS]

00:39:55 ◼   ► kind of grimacing but with knowledge of [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► how you know how far the singer has to [TS]

00:40:02 ◼   ► go to to cheap dinner or how far away [TS]

00:40:05 ◼   ► the singer is from actually [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► accomplishing what they think they're [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► accomplishing in the case of my [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► neighbors [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► he is a terrible terrible terrible [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► singer and yet I do not understand what [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► he's going for because I don't know the [TS]

00:40:23 ◼   ► I don't know the source material so i [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► sit and i listen and I say there is no [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► musical language in the in the universe [TS]

00:40:33 ◼   ► where the know she's singing and the [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► note of the backing track belong [TS]

00:40:37 ◼   ► together it would have it is it is a it [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► is a it mathematically somebody from [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► another planet could look at it on a [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► piece of paper and say that is wrong [TS]

00:40:48 ◼   ► like they should knit those two notes [TS]

00:40:52 ◼   ► shouldn't should cannot coexist her so i [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► know that i know it does i know it is [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► not a question of me not understanding [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► the musical language i know that it is a [TS]

00:41:03 ◼   ► question of here and here and he has you [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► know he has the wrong kind of vibrato is [TS]

00:41:08 ◼   ► just it just be flat he's just so flat [TS]

00:41:11 ◼   ► and so dead voiced just like dead how's [TS]

00:41:16 ◼   ► the rest of his family and he's not the [TS]

00:41:18 ◼   ► only one right well the thing is that [TS]

00:41:20 ◼   ► what my impression of what the after how [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► the afternoon goes is that their son who [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► is kind of wearing one of those radar [TS]

00:41:28 ◼   ► o'reilly caps on sideways helmet liner [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► and has like 0 and has like a wet like a [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► white tracksuit and is just sitting and [TS]

00:41:38 ◼   ► playing his he's playing his gameboy or [TS]

00:41:41 ◼   ► whatever the Sun doesn't leave this is [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► what's amazing the Sun doesn't say like [TS]

00:41:45 ◼   ► because he is the son drives one of [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► those subaru WRX is with a big wing on [TS]

00:41:50 ◼   ► the back and have air scoop on the front [TS]

00:41:52 ◼   ► and expensive rims like the kid is the [TS]

00:41:57 ◼   ► kid is part of a of a outside culture [TS]

00:42:01 ◼   ► where he should if it's a big fee if I [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► were he i would be at whatever [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► discotheque it is that you know where [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► there are girls right but he is sitting [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► in the living room with his folks this [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► is a thing they do together [TS]

00:42:18 ◼   ► I never get the sense he seems he just [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► sits there while mom and dad trade-off [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► songs which I imagine they're singing [TS]

00:42:28 ◼   ► two to one another and there and then [TS]

00:42:32 ◼   ► the window he sees a teenager like our [TS]

00:42:35 ◼   ► early times 25 okay so everybody's doing [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► a community like a family thing by being [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► there I think he might be the one that [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► knows how to turn the machines on or [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► something but you know it's gonna turn [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► it out there are only 10 feet from each [TS]

00:42:47 ◼   ► other like they could be whispering [TS]

00:42:49 ◼   ► these songs to one another but instead [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► they are using a bear using a larger PA [TS]

00:42:54 ◼   ► than any band I've ever been in his own [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► and you know but they're not in a [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► soundproof basement they are in their [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► living room in the middle of their house [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► in the middle of a neighborhood [TS]

00:43:05 ◼   ► like you could hear this music like i [TS]

00:43:08 ◼   ► imagine i imagine all the raccoons in [TS]

00:43:10 ◼   ► the neighborhood all like take this [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► opportunity to go raid the trash in a [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► different neighborhood because it's just [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► sonically so I mean even raccoons no it [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► was two notes into the background I want [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► to try and play two much here but in [TS]

00:43:25 ◼   ► terms of background is this the same [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► person where you've had some words about [TS]

00:43:28 ◼   ► that tree being a on the property line [TS]

00:43:31 ◼   ► you have some words with swivel with a [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► person next door about a tree and some [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► roots and the fruits thereof and so [TS]

00:43:37 ◼   ► forth [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► well it's not what I never had so much [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► fruit tree or something that you're [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► arguing with them about well I was it [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► was never an argument there [TS]

00:43:45 ◼   ► what happened was one middle of a police [TS]

00:43:47 ◼   ► action when this house where there was a [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► police action in this house went up for [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► sale [TS]

00:43:52 ◼   ► most recently it was it was occupied by [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► a family of tooth out East African [TS]

00:44:00 ◼   ► Muslims who would in that same in the [TS]

00:44:04 ◼   ► same room that they're now doing karaoke [TS]

00:44:06 ◼   ► Vietnamese family is now doing karaoke [TS]

00:44:08 ◼   ► the East Africans would sit in that room [TS]

00:44:10 ◼   ► with all the windows open and listen to [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► what sounded like a like a shortwave [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► radio broadcast of an extremely fiery [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► sermon that sounded it sounded like they [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► were receiving it on a on a crystal SAS [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► gutsy well it was gutsy and it was also [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► a little scary like there were there [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► were a couple of guys and and a [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► multitude of mothers and then a lot of [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► kids there seem to be more mothers than [TS]

00:44:42 ◼   ► they're worth [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► fathers of oh if you're looking at the [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► compound John if you're looking at a at [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► that I know and one-to-one ratio [TS]

00:44:50 ◼   ► although i think the father's there were [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► these were the father's that were just [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► multiple multiple multiple wives and [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► they would they would sit and listen to [TS]

00:45:01 ◼   ► these sermons that were obviously [TS]

00:45:04 ◼   ► tape-recorded and I think the original [TS]

00:45:07 ◼   ► recording was made in a bunker somewhere [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► it was a it was very it was it was it [TS]

00:45:13 ◼   ► was very cultural and I did have an [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► encounter with them [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► that wasn't a hundred percent positive [TS]

00:45:20 ◼   ► that that was effectively like no no no [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► infidels on are no infidels shall cross [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► our property line type of confrontation [TS]

00:45:31 ◼   ► but when the house went for sale and [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► that family moved out there is a fruit [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► tree that object object to on their [TS]

00:45:41 ◼   ► property object to this fruit tree it is [TS]

00:45:45 ◼   ► a it is a garbage tree and anyone with [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► any responsibility would have taken this [TS]

00:45:51 ◼   ► tree out a long time ago and so the [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► house was empty and I went over there [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► and I stood in their yard and I stared [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► at this fruit tree and I said I've had [TS]

00:46:04 ◼   ► enough and so the following morning at [TS]

00:46:09 ◼   ► the crack of dawn but most inconspicuous [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► time to run a chainsaw [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► I snuck over into their yard with my [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► trade chainsaw and I cut down the tree [TS]

00:46:21 ◼   ► in their yard in their yard [TS]

00:46:24 ◼   ► wow that's that's that's quite an act of [TS]

00:46:27 ◼   ► aggression job because it well the house [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► is empty and whoever it is that owns the [TS]

00:46:31 ◼   ► house ok does not live in the house [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► the owner now and there's a for sale [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► sign in the corner it's not for rent [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► anymore so the owner is divesting [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► himself of this property he hasn't been [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► there in years he should cut this tree [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► down years ago the new owners you know [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► I'm thinking this through as I'm [TS]

00:46:50 ◼   ► standing in their yard hands jammed in [TS]

00:46:52 ◼   ► my pockets staring at this tree the new [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► owners are gonna move in there not going [TS]

00:46:56 ◼   ► to do anything about the tree [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► they're going to assume that the trees [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► always been there that's a typical you [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► know you move into your house that you [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► don't [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► normal people don't start cutting down [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► trees the day they move in and I said [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► nobody's gonna miss this tree there's [TS]

00:47:12 ◼   ► only one person who can deal with this [TS]

00:47:15 ◼   ► tree and it's me and so I went over and [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► I chain saw down this tree and i took [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► the i took the tree around into my yard [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► and I threw it in my swimming pool [TS]

00:47:28 ◼   ► well the the the the the great error i [TS]

00:47:34 ◼   ► made was that there was a second tree [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► that I also should have cut down and [TS]

00:47:39 ◼   ► after I cut down the the most offensive [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► tree then my brooding attention just [TS]

00:47:45 ◼   ► just who was it was only sated for about [TS]

00:47:49 ◼   ► a day and a half before i realized that [TS]

00:47:51 ◼   ► i should have cut down the other tree [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► and then the house sold and people were [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► hustling and bustling once the house [TS]

00:47:58 ◼   ► sold [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► I no longer felt comfortable you know in [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► that period where the house was for sale [TS]

00:48:04 ◼   ► I felt like I'm cutting down this tree [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► it's not going to it's it all it's going [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► to do is increase the value of the house [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► the house is in limbo I'm not taking [TS]

00:48:15 ◼   ► anybody's tree i'm just taking a tree [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► from a guy who doesn't want it and the [TS]

00:48:18 ◼   ► next people aren't even going to know it [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► was there but once the house is sold [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► I felt like okay those new people have [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► bought a house that has this tree the [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► second tree for me to cut down that tree [TS]

00:48:31 ◼   ► now would be to actually be cutting down [TS]

00:48:34 ◼   ► a tree that belongs to finish the job [TS]

00:48:35 ◼   ► when you had a chance to show your silly [TS]

00:48:37 ◼   ► country i was in country with a running [TS]

00:48:39 ◼   ► chainsaw my neighbors were all you know [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► i i've been in there for 10 minutes so [TS]

00:48:44 ◼   ► they were already used to that had 10 [TS]

00:48:47 ◼   ► minutes chainsaw to get used to another [TS]

00:48:49 ◼   ► 10 minutes wouldn't have bugged them i [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► should have taken on that second tree [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► and now that secondary haunts my dreams [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► but but in any case the that the fact [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► you know the fact that might be it [TS]

00:49:04 ◼   ► enemies neighbors can be making what is [TS]

00:49:08 ◼   ► by any estimation [TS]

00:49:11 ◼   ► music that is a crime against humanity [TS]

00:49:13 ◼   ► and I can hear i can hear that i can [TS]

00:49:17 ◼   ► hear them breathing through their noses [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► into those microphones through you know [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► through three double walls and and and [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► 20 feet across the yard and yet the [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► mother of that austrian girl couldn't [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► hear her own daughter in her own home [TS]

00:49:35 ◼   ► I i totally agree i totally agree and [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► you know what though I mean the human [TS]

00:49:39 ◼   ► mind is such an interesting thing where [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► it's that old thing I don't think of an [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► elephant or try and try and try not to [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► think about your tongue while you're [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► eating also just thought of an elephant [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► we believe that this because no such [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► thing as not thinking of an elephant [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► right it's that and and once you start [TS]

00:49:54 ◼   ► noticing something it becomes very [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► difficult to unnoticed it now the thing [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► is a sotry Assad I mean the brass tacks [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► have you thought about talking to your [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► neighbors about this is that i don't [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► that's kind of done in your neighborhood [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► is if you're kind of lazy fair kind of [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► neighborhood it's a little bit of you [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► know it's a little bit of 5440 or fight [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► up here but I think so [TS]

00:50:17 ◼   ► so we get along with one another in a [TS]

00:50:19 ◼   ► sort of like wave over the fence kinda [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► way it and there's a little bit of a [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► picture battle situation where it's like [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► of the issues that I have with the next [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► door neighbors do I want to a address [TS]

00:50:31 ◼   ► the volume of their karaoke machine or [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► be suggest that they let me cut down one [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► of their trees [TS]

00:50:40 ◼   ► what is that what is the what's my next [TS]

00:50:43 ◼   ► move with them it's such an adult thing [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► John I used to I used to feel like every [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► slide you know I feel like somebody up [TS]

00:50:49 ◼   ► in a robot cartoon like slapping people [TS]

00:50:51 ◼   ► in demanding you know duels I used to [TS]

00:50:53 ◼   ► think that every slight had to be [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► answered and then until I was like a [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► petulant child where everything had and [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► today I process everything according to [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► that stack that you're describing where [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► I'm like I know I these people might be [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► crazy i should wait until there's [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► something that's actually dangerous to [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► both of us right up to bring it up with [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► them well and and and there is a little [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► bit of the Alaskan sort of the sanctity [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► of one's own home philosophy that I that [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► like they're the enjoyment that they are [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► deriving from owner [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► their own home is bleeding over their [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► property line and it is causing side is [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► called causing me mild discomfort on [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► alternate Saturdays in the afternoon [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► when they have their karaoke parties I [TS]

00:51:36 ◼   ► mean they're not doing it every night [TS]

00:51:38 ◼   ► oh that's good yeah it's just it's just [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► alternate Saturdays it's like you can [TS]

00:51:42 ◼   ► hear that you can use Saturday such a [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► nice day to just be around the house and [TS]

00:51:46 ◼   ► that's the father that's the thing you [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► just want to lay out in your backyard [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► but the thing is Saturdays for them are [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► obviously a day they look forward to [TS]

00:51:54 ◼   ► where dad and mom are gonna serenade [TS]

00:51:56 ◼   ► each other with the you know with the [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► sound of playing mario kart will check [TS]

00:52:04 ◼   ► playing mario kart mom and dad are gonna [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► like our it going to imitate the sound [TS]

00:52:08 ◼   ► of throwing like a fully-grown hogs into [TS]

00:52:11 ◼   ► a woodchipper for whatever it is [TS]

00:52:13 ◼   ► occurring cats and other cats [TS]

00:52:15 ◼   ► however they would describe the sound of [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► the music making and so like so this is [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► one of the challenges that I have as a [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► fully grown person like at what point [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► does my does does my interests my naked [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► self-interest become you know become [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► something that I need to privilege over [TS]

00:52:38 ◼   ► someone else having like the empathy [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► that i have for someone else having [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► innocent fun in their own home right and [TS]

00:52:47 ◼   ► and it's you know every musician has to [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► learn at some point or another every [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► rock musician has to learn that louder [TS]

00:52:53 ◼   ► isn't better but that is a process that [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► a lot of musicians I guess never learn a [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► lot of people don't understand that like [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► louder isn't better 444 most people at [TS]

00:53:05 ◼   ► some point in their in there are like [TS]

00:53:07 ◼   ► the louder it is the better it sounds [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► and that's what they have going on over [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► there they have reverb on their voice [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► and they obviously speed and I don't the [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► thing is one of my problems i don't [TS]

00:53:21 ◼   ► understand karaoke at all i don't [TS]

00:53:23 ◼   ► understand people singing like a rock i [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► understand the wreck of the edmund [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► fitzgerald [TS]

00:53:28 ◼   ► in a bar because it just seems like [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► that's a busman's holiday for you [TS]

00:53:34 ◼   ► well for me it is but also like I don't [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► I because i don't have a Tim here I [TS]

00:53:40 ◼   ► don't understand what it's like to have [TS]

00:53:42 ◼   ► a 10-year right well there's so many [TS]

00:53:44 ◼   ► things that are weird about it because [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► the thing is we karaoke the weird thing [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► about karaoke if you really think about [TS]

00:53:48 ◼   ► it and let's be honest it's a little [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► like bowling [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► most of the people who do it are super [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► serious about it and then most other [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► people do it once every couple years but [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► mainly what you're doing is sitting [TS]

00:53:58 ◼   ► around acting like you're enjoying [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► listening to other people sing karaoke [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► while you wait for your turn while you [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► wait for you politely wait for your turn [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► you applaud and it's all kind of like [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► weird it is not like we're culture [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► around karaoke like you got to make sure [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► you don't do somebody else's signature [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► song is visiting saying I'd only [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► imagined I stay so far away from karaoke [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► ik it is like kryptonite to me and about [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► but like I understand that is what car [TS]

00:54:22 ◼   ► stereos are for right you put your [TS]

00:54:24 ◼   ► favorite song in the car stereo you sing [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► at the top of your lungs you're driving [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► down the street [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► drawings that could be all right all the [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► Edmund Fitzgerald and it said net [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► against back a dead play the drums up a [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► steering wheel like yes you are in your [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► bubble and you are having a blast and [TS]

00:54:44 ◼   ► that is that's like you in the tennis [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► racket back in junior high and and and [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► that that is a perfect example of like [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► the tennis racket and ZZ Top's [TS]

00:54:52 ◼   ► eliminator or two things put on got put [TS]

00:54:55 ◼   ► on God's earth by God for one reason [TS]

00:54:58 ◼   ► tennis rackets are not for tennis they [TS]

00:55:01 ◼   ► are forward playing the Eliminator [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► record in front of the mirror when you [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► are a young teenager like that is that [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► that's the that's the whole of it and [TS]

00:55:10 ◼   ► then karaoke feels like playing a tennis [TS]

00:55:14 ◼   ► racket in front of the mirror except [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► you're forcing your loved ones to be the [TS]

00:55:17 ◼   ► mirror and the tennis racket is actually [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► a 3001 amplifier as I and and and i just [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► i cannot so I don't understand [TS]

00:55:26 ◼   ► karaoke I definitely don't understand [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► karaoke as it in the role it performs [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► with in Asian culture or Asian cultures [TS]

00:55:37 ◼   ► and I further do not understand my [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► neighbors particular version of super [TS]

00:55:45 ◼   ► loud how you got to where you can [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► recognize particular songs there are [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► some that come back you know there are [TS]

00:55:50 ◼   ► something i hear multiple times there [TS]

00:55:52 ◼   ► are others that you know because the [TS]

00:55:54 ◼   ► because the the musical bed is all [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► yamaha dx7 like tinkle tinkle cords that [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► are just like like it's it's it's [TS]

00:56:08 ◼   ► garbage music to begin with [TS]

00:56:11 ◼   ► it sounds like it sounds like an [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► amusement park music where where you're [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► at an amusement park and all the [TS]

00:56:18 ◼   ► characters that they're trying to [TS]

00:56:20 ◼   ► they're that they're putting forward or [TS]

00:56:22 ◼   ► like subpar hanna-barbera you can swap [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► out a Calliope and put in a middle-aged [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► Vietnamese immigrant or yeah right like [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► like like that's not Tony the Tiger [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► Oh what you're oh no I totally know what [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► you mean you know that's later plywood [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► tiger made to look like tony the tiger [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► which is a breakfast cereal tiger and [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► that Tiger is enticing me to go on a on [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► a rollercoaster that that you are [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► different from the super fake superchunk [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► song you get just close enough the PTO [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► that's Anthony the Puma clearly that's [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► supposed to make me think of Tony the [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► Tiger [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► yeah except it's got the dx7 chime sound [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► itself is love enough to do with it to [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► do / do but so so I don't want to go [TS]

00:57:06 ◼   ► over and intervene in there in what I [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► can only imagine and I mean this is a [TS]

00:57:14 ◼   ► little bit maybe this is too much [TS]

00:57:16 ◼   ► extrapolation but like this guy my [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► next-door neighbor definitely is is from [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► Vietnam and is older than me [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► meaning that he survived the war right [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► he had who knows what his what his life [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► was like during the war he was probably [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► not i don't think he's old enough to [TS]

00:57:38 ◼   ► have been a soldier but he's certainly [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► old enough to have I don't think there [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► was a single person in Vietnam that [TS]

00:57:46 ◼   ► didn't have to confront that war [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► right up front you know nobody was no [TS]

00:57:51 ◼   ► it's not like there were suburbs where [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► you were safe from the war and so [TS]

00:57:57 ◼   ► whatever his life experiences he is [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► English still isn't very good so it's [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► not like I go over and sit in his living [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► room and we talked about up you know our [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► shared experience and I just feel like [TS]

00:58:08 ◼   ► there's so much about what he what they [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► are doing over there that I don't [TS]

00:58:12 ◼   ► understand that the work that i am [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► trying to do on it is not the work of [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► confrontation but it is rather the work [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► of sitting in my own home and trying to [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► learn to appreciate what they are doing [TS]

00:58:26 ◼   ► what are realizing that if there's [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► enough of a pattern to it it's better to [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► just maybe be out of the house [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► frustrating is that might be [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► yeah like Saturday afternoons is there [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► time to do there to do their show and [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► hopefully you know I think they also [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► drink so maybe by late afternoon babe [TS]

00:58:43 ◼   ► you know it starts to slur off and then [TS]

00:58:45 ◼   ► like I don't know what happens maybe [TS]

00:58:47 ◼   ► they make love [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► i'm not sure but it is a prelude to but [TS]

00:58:52 ◼   ► like I'm i don't much and this is this [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► is the thing about is the thing I [TS]

00:58:57 ◼   ► encounter all the time which is that [TS]

00:58:59 ◼   ► other people are irritating and I cannot [TS]

00:59:05 ◼   ► figure out if it is just that other [TS]

00:59:10 ◼   ► people are truly irritating and [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► everybody else pretends that they're not [TS]

00:59:14 ◼   ► or whether there is something in me [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► where I am just more irritated by other [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► people I'd i don't think i am more [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► irritated by other people i just think [TS]

00:59:24 ◼   ► that I think that everybody else assumes [TS]

00:59:26 ◼   ► that other people just a guy I have no [TS]

00:59:30 ◼   ► idea honestly I have no idea how people [TS]

00:59:32 ◼   ► work downtown and don't get into fist [TS]

00:59:36 ◼   ► fights everyday I i totally agree and so [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► you know right now the other neighbor my [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► neighbor across the street is running [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► some kind of losers lounge halfway house [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► finish this one had the guy living in [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► the RV the guys still living in the rbg [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► was out he was out walking down the [TS]

00:59:50 ◼   ► middle of the street the other day in a [TS]

00:59:52 ◼   ► leather vest with no shirt on the letter [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► best had the harley-davidson symbol [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► across the back and he was walking down [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► the middle of the [TS]

00:59:59 ◼   ► the middle of the [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► street in a gunslinger pose like camp [TS]

01:00:03 ◼   ► out and he's walking he's obviously [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► walking to the store to get a beer and [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► in his mind she's like in a showdown [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► Spurs thick chick and I think and I'm [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► looking at him and I'm just like there [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► are so many things that i want to say to [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► you right now and I'm and I can't I like [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► prioritizing what to say to the drunk [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► guy living in his van behind my [TS]

01:00:28 ◼   ► neighbors hedge like when you when you [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► run down the list [TS]

01:00:33 ◼   ► the answer is say nothing to the guy [TS]

01:00:34 ◼   ► because the first communication I'm [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► gonna have with this guy is going to be [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► what I'm standing next to a cop and the [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► cop is saying how long has this been [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► going on and the highest said hey I say [TS]

01:00:48 ◼   ► you know what officer the reality is all [TS]

01:00:51 ◼   ► this all gotta go like this guy is it is [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► unsafe at any speed i mean it's it's [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► gonna happen one of these days this guy [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► is going to set his ban on fire or [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► something something over there is going [TS]

01:01:03 ◼   ► to happen but you know the other guy [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► with the mosquito tattooed on his neck [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► like he's got his arm in a sling now [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► somehow and and the the guy with the [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► best and I'm just like okay what's my [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► problem with them [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► where do I start night and I'm you know [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► like I love live [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► I love living in my neighborhood and I [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► think what i am trying to learn is a is [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► a is a little bit of acceptance I'm [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► learning a little bit of like this is my [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► neighborhood and this is what happens in [TS]

01:01:33 ◼   ► and if I what if I was living north of [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► the ship canal if I had paid three times [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► more than I paid for my house then the [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► neighbor next door of my neighbors [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► around me would probably be even more [TS]

01:01:44 ◼   ► entitled and they would be out in the [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► backyard playing yoga music [TS]

01:01:50 ◼   ► me and they would have have qualms with [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► you that they would bring up with the [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► homeowners association about how you use [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► the wrong shade of white on your mailbox [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► or somebody or something worse [TS]

01:01:59 ◼   ► yeah you know it's so funny i feel have [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► evolved a lot with this stuff there's [TS]

01:02:03 ◼   ► still stuff that bugs me and I try not [TS]

01:02:05 ◼   ► to be noisome to other people but just I [TS]

01:02:08 ◼   ► don't know and there's still some kinds [TS]

01:02:10 ◼   ► of things were like there's something [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► about the basic and possibility of the [TS]

01:02:14 ◼   ► situation that makes it worse look in [TS]

01:02:15 ◼   ► your case it's like they're not bad [TS]

01:02:17 ◼   ► people you don't wanna go over there and [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► like read them the riot act and be that [TS]

01:02:20 ◼   ► guy who's always complaining i think [TS]

01:02:22 ◼   ► they're super nice there's no note [TS]

01:02:24 ◼   ► they're not broadcasting any sermons [TS]

01:02:26 ◼   ► nobody's parking their car on the lawn [TS]

01:02:28 ◼   ► I don't like if you're going to have [TS]

01:02:29 ◼   ► somebody making a lot of noise how nice [TS]

01:02:31 ◼   ► is it that it's like it's a family of [TS]

01:02:32 ◼   ► homeowners like singing together that's [TS]

01:02:34 ◼   ► kind of nice [TS]

01:02:35 ◼   ► it's kind of a neat but you get [TS]

01:02:37 ◼   ► something like the barking dog situation [TS]

01:02:38 ◼   ► and there's so few ways to handle that [TS]

01:02:42 ◼   ► in a way that isn't from the get-go [TS]

01:02:44 ◼   ► confrontational because by the time you [TS]

01:02:46 ◼   ► say like okay I'm gonna be a patient [TS]

01:02:47 ◼   ► person even though this dog is literally [TS]

01:02:50 ◼   ► barking all day long making me into an [TS]

01:02:52 ◼   ► insane person i'm not going to complain [TS]

01:02:54 ◼   ► about it but then by the time you very [TS]

01:02:56 ◼   ► first like an approach the topic you're [TS]

01:02:58 ◼   ► already so loaded for bear [TS]

01:03:00 ◼   ► yeah and they're like well you know what [TS]

01:03:01 ◼   ► do you want me to do about it i have a [TS]

01:03:02 ◼   ► dog barks deal right right that seems to [TS]

01:03:05 ◼   ► be the attitude [TS]

01:03:07 ◼   ► whereas somebody like me who's on the [TS]

01:03:08 ◼   ► other end of the barking dog situation [TS]

01:03:10 ◼   ► is kind of like well you know I thing is [TS]

01:03:12 ◼   ► i noticed this and I've got a lot of [TS]

01:03:16 ◼   ► other people do too [TS]

01:03:17 ◼   ► nobody wants to be a dick and call the [TS]

01:03:19 ◼   ► police and they say nobody else has [TS]

01:03:21 ◼   ► complained get this a lot i get this a [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► lot [TS]

01:03:25 ◼   ► nobody else has complained oh it's you [TS]

01:03:27 ◼   ► love dogs [TS]

01:03:28 ◼   ► people love their dogs harf harf up our [TS]

01:03:32 ◼   ► five-part yesterday some somebody here [TS]

01:03:35 ◼   ► in the neighborhood I don't know who [TS]

01:03:36 ◼   ► either had their either had their nice [TS]

01:03:41 ◼   ► over visiting or it might be the family [TS]

01:03:44 ◼   ► on the far corner that has a lot of kids [TS]

01:03:46 ◼   ► but whatever it was I was sitting in my [TS]

01:03:49 ◼   ► bathtub as you do in the afternoon [TS]

01:03:51 ◼   ► on Sunday and some little girl that I [TS]

01:03:55 ◼   ► estimate was between the ages of five [TS]

01:03:58 ◼   ► and seven had discovered her scream oh [TS]

01:04:03 ◼   ► yes the blood-curdling scream that every [TS]

01:04:06 ◼   ► little girl mix it well now this is a [TS]

01:04:09 ◼   ► question that I have for you because I [TS]

01:04:11 ◼   ► was a little boy once [TS]

01:04:14 ◼   ► yeah a long time ago and I knew a lot of [TS]

01:04:19 ◼   ► little girls I had lots of little [TS]

01:04:21 ◼   ► girlfriends some of my best friends were [TS]

01:04:23 ◼   ► little girls who and i do not remember [TS]

01:04:26 ◼   ► in the nineteen seventies little girls [TS]

01:04:30 ◼   ► entertaining themselves with a [TS]

01:04:32 ◼   ► blood-curdling scream shrieking is a [TS]

01:04:35 ◼   ► thing you see it sometimes will go to [TS]

01:04:37 ◼   ► the playground you know you think you [TS]

01:04:38 ◼   ► got problems the kids I go home my kids [TS]

01:04:39 ◼   ► such a pain it's so hard to get her to [TS]

01:04:41 ◼   ► put her socks on and then we go to the [TS]

01:04:43 ◼   ► playground and there's like a child [TS]

01:04:44 ◼   ► that's like a Hellion and yes there are [TS]

01:04:46 ◼   ► little girls who would just stand on top [TS]

01:04:48 ◼   ► of the the slide and shriek an hour and [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► that's the thing [TS]

01:04:51 ◼   ► well so that was not it didn't used to [TS]

01:04:53 ◼   ► be a thing it's it is a cultural thing [TS]

01:04:56 ◼   ► that vaccinations causes probably fact [TS]

01:04:59 ◼   ► the nation's exactly right it's you know [TS]

01:05:02 ◼   ► what it is it's all the estrogen or [TS]