Ep. 110: "The Dignity Police"
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hello hi John hi Merlin is going all man
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take a look at my life
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normal ah like you
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mmm-mmm-mmm right mm-hmm is a sports
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writer what Neil Young's father he was a
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Canadian sports writer didn't know that
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yes yeah well I'm not sure why he would
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tell his dad about me someone to love
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the whole night through but there's
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Canada you know there are very
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disclosing people hard to know what you
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supposed to tell your dad
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oh god that neil young though I think
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about him a lot
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yeah what do you think about well you
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know he is one of those he is very
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affecting i totally agree
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he is one of the songwriters in my very
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small canon of people that I just go
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whatever you do is okay by me and and I
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think I was embarrassed a little bit
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when he became sort of a grunge cause
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celeb for a slab was he already in your
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pants down at that point 0 from the
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moment I heard him
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yeah you know like back in the seventies
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I was like what is that team in sound I
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used to have really mixed feelings when
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i was at that kind of high school age
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when I first was exposed to a lot of
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young i have mixed feelings because I
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would think every song plays on acoustic
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guitar sounds so pretty and then he does
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that weird one no guitar solo and now I
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think it's pretty genius
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uh yeah I thought I I wasn't so sure
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about the 1i get a 10 guitar solo but
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but then I started playing one note
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guitar solos through and they are great
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fun to play really fun but but yeah you
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know the the moment of real conversions
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for me with Neil Young was nineteen
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eighty maybe and I mean I had grown up
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hearing his music of course all of the
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classics veo our tracks right but 1980 I
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I I spot I i got hip to his like weird
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rockabilly record
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oh yeah everybody's rockin uh-huh and
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and I liked it I liked it just sort of
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instinctively in that that was back in
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the one-dollar record bin error that
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we've talked about before
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yeah like trans and landing on water or
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in the nice price bin
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yeah pretty much until they stop being a
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nice price band and that's the thing
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trans so I got I got the rockabilly
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record and i was like i like this and
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then I got trans and I liked it and it's
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so different
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really and of course I will I liked
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reactor that was one of my first ever
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another first-ever dollar been records
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and so I was like this guy makes
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everything he makes all kinds of music
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and I like it all
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yeah i really liked trans the the
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vocoder stuff uh connected with me when
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I was a little kid in the back story on
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yeah it's trying to communicate with his
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son an interesting it's really
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fascinating but so by the time you know
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pearl jam was like wheeling him out
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reviews even imagine coming out on a
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supermarket dolly how my my I was like
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ah come on this is gross like I don't
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want to
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this isn't fun although when i think
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about it now
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he was probably be the age then that i
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am now that this are turning this during
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the Pearl Jam era and it was like oh
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why's the old man up there hate thinking
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those thoughts he's he's very
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interesting to me because there's some
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there's certain songwriters and
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performers that you know illicit very
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strong feelings for people and you know
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I think of people like I guess Dylan in
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particular i guess maybe Paul McCartney
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to an extent but people who
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people have extremely strong feelings
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about like this one record they did is
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probably one of the greatest things ever
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made in this other record they did is
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like the worst thing i've ever heard and
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that you can hold both those thoughts in
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your head and you know the thing about
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you young like the liner like you know i
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guess like Springsteen to an extent but
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whoever whoever you you accounting this
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pantheon people who are contrarians
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especially Dylan I love a contrarian i
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love somebody who's like you think you
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got me figured out you got me figured
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out and then second like it continued
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along those lines to just be unflappable
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about doing whatever they want to do
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next and just going well that's the
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thing it's going to be a thing about the
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Iraq war and it's gonna be a lot of
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people singing in a bar that's just the
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thing it's gonna be looking here Neil
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Young was 45 my current age in 1990 how
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you're kidding
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literally he was about the age I am now
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when he came out with this notes for you
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is that right
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it was just like oh what's up Gramps is
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that that's the line this is the title
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track is the advertising song and then
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oh I guess is rockin in the free world
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the title track for thanks oh well you
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also know that's that's 1989 right well
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so what would 89 around that time was
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when he came out with that crazy many
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crazy horse record and writing that
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record he was literally younger than me
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when a he wrote rockin in the free world
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that doesn't that seems like some kind
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of sci-fi portal thing that doesn't seem
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possible
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you know he was already he was already
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like profoundly classic artist he thinks
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that he was in Buffalo Springfield when
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he was I think like 19 and then evaluate
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him well
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see that's how that sound meal works I'm
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telling you man getting that what to
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call that triple album he had of
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greatest hits came out like 76 not the
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other one with the guitar case guitar
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cases the cover and but the thing was he
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was like he was pretty famous by the
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time he was like 23 yeah
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are the the on the beach whenever you
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feel about on the beach i'm not super
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familiar with it is it that's after that
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trilogy
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I know I know I know tonight's the night
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now and I don't know on the beach well
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but every one of them is a little
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journey you know I mean when you free
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but he opened your heart to it and like
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there's something amazing on every one
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of them and you know when your heart
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with the key i like that such a lonely
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number arms a time and then awesome a
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lot of love song
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the guy does it all that's a nice song i
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was thinking yesterday about the Beatles
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yeah i was too and I was realizing that
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all that will two things all of that
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music hall stuff that Paul McCartney was
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putting in the later beetles that lennon
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was so mad about being corny it's granny
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music random music that music is was
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essentially the same distance from them
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as the Beatles are from us
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yeah that's one of my favorite games the
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plans you know
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well yeah I like to play that yeah I
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there should be an official Navy which
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is called The Beatles game
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mm which is to take whatever that we
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would it was called seven years right so
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they're their first major British hits
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were and I think 63 seven years seven
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years so that's that's that's you know
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he always the age of my daughter
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2006-2007 till now there's cheese in my
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refrigerators at seven
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Roderick on the line we could not do it
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without them but also yeah right the
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beatles game but it's also liked the
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Beatles were x years old when x LOL i
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net and then but the other thing when i
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started thinking about the Music Hall
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business and I realized that first I was
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talking to our good friend Shawn Nelson
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about this lennon was so upset and how
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how McCarty was so cheesy
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so corny but McCartney's corniness is
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that is the element that makes the later
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Beatles music so sinister sounding
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Maxwell's silver hammer everything will
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you even Martha my dear it feel it feels
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like I mean that's a song I mean Paul
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McCartney is corny that's the song he
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wrote about his dog right in the style
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of his grandmother's me
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sick but it it when it comes on the the
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the stereo the first time here like what
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are these madmen doing like it it was
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the element that I mean up way more than
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your blues it was the Martha my dear
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that made that record seem like that
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like it was insane and that they were
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insane and that this was the thought
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that it was a a an acid drenched psycho
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future they are like down George on
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piggies
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yeah like beyond mannered right and and
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and how Lennon in his narrowness could
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have failed to see failed to appreciate
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that his idea of what avant-garde was
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namely you know just like the the most
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sort of the most obvious version of
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challenging as Sean said you know
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Yoko basically like the very obvious
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version of avant-garde out ray freak
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freaky stuff and he had 11 somehow
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failed to see that it was it was it was
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really the juxtaposition of that against
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think he would come up with a lot of
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get credit for how much of the banana
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really they're amazing years like how
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much of the stuff was not just his
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facility with like show tunes in Pan
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great guitar player but Paul was the one
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that had the mind for figuring out what
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you could do with all that stuff just by
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himself I think John
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which is play screeching blues all day
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long Yeah Yeah right right yeah right
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sounding music on the nose yeah he's
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frustrated so as we wrote a frustrated
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sounding song he is feeling feeling
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sarcastic so sarcastic song and you know
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McCartney has any of those emotions
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because he is such a such a muppet
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that's exactly the word I was thinking I
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do you think how much you think of that
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always on always on
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yeah absolutely always on like he wakes
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up he wakes up goes in the bathroom
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looks at me and goes the moving the roof
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just turn it off but who knows I mean I
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this is the thing about oh my god here
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we go this is the thing about happy
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that's right that's that's so
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insufferable the analogies you mean this
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is the songs that but it's like it's
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it's a it's an adjective for for a
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chorus and then there's there's mostly
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just a lot of analogies is the olympics
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haha back at like a hexagon wrench
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without a focus wagon like that you know
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I i like that song it's a big hit in our
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house is that right now yeah my daughter
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loves it to me and despicable me 2 movie
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o.o you're not talking about the we're
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gonna talk about the Keith Richards song
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have I'm sorry that you're talking about
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the guy the armies had all the the feral
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ya know I that would it would be a long
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road all you talk about power down and
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to keep me happy that the background
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yeah i'm sorry i'll cut all of that out
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that's super confusing I'm sorry John
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you just thought i had a stroke
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oh it's ok I i started to get started to
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get the picture because you know I do i
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do go on the internet so I've heard
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people talking about it
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you must learn about these things on the
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dark web there must be you hear about
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happy it's out there
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yeah well not only that but i think the
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Oscars on the dark web
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I who knows could say the part of yeah
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that's right
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I'm not at liberty to say that the i2i
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live tweeted the grammys this year not
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for myself but under contract for the
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talkhouse website and so i was i was
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watching the grammys but I had never
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heard any of the songs so they're like
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yeah it's getting more like that every
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year for me
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here's the grammy award goes to sterile
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and he spell his name of the song happy
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don't care
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the the best joke I heard about Farrell
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was that the that he wears that hat to
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to distract us from the fact that he
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looks like a cartoon hand like a pink
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panther style and yeah yeah yeah but you
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know what you can see that now haha no
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but i but but but I i was even referred
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you're up there in Grampa mode just to
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hey I didn't this is R&B gal is making a
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big hit
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oh look at her boy that dress is sure
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something
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no I was talking about even more
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generally the idea of happiness
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oh you're going up
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yeah that's right Paul McCartney's
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version of like irrepressible happy a
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you know like go-getter ism loose you
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know he's like a he's like a member of
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Junior Achievement yeah and-and-and you
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know i'm i'm intrinsically suspicious of
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happy that was always was or were you
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all were you are you absolutely
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sighs happy yeah I mean for me it's it's
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a little nuance but yeah I may have said
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this a lot of times but i am basically
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suspicious of people primarily i am i'm
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a little suspicious of people who seem
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happy all the time but i'm super
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suspicious who talked about how happy
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they are all the time I think those
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people are like they're you talk about a
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bottle up and explode type situation
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yeah you know what I mean like its it
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you know it's that's manic well I always
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come back to that picture of McCartney
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during the recording of let it be
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sitting at the mixing desk with his like
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you know his attention fully focused on
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the knobs his hands there on the desk
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George Martin is relegated to the
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shadows of he'll stick here is that
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shooting bitches
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he's McCartney's got all of us get
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Linda's they're all the hangers on radio
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Ringo's sitting in a chair somewhere and
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Paul's finally in charge and he looks so
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happy to be there but also like it's in
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a way it's where he belongs like it was
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only it was only radical because it was
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that was the first time it ever happened
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that the artist would self be
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self-producing and now in light of where
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we came like right Paul McCartney was
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the first one really to sit down in the
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in the the first one who wasn't an
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auteur an outsider and the first pop guy
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to like take the chair and start moving
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the knobs and you love him in that
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picture you love him in that moment even
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knowing that Lenin is nodding off in the
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other room having turned to heroin to
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mask his is seething hatred of Paul you
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go sit in George's chair right George
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hate that scene so it's George's walking
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up and down the hallway rehearsing his I
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quit speech he's always gonna be the
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youngest one you know he's always going
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to be the little kid and you know and
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and and Ringo is just like happy two
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billion but also like you get the sense
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even Ringo no I mean watch that movie
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its and this is another reason why I
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mean who knows how much the trust in
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that movie but i mean it's it's that
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it's you know I think pockets of a bad
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rap is first of all I mean I'm not sure
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of in the pre wings era
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are there that many songs that you can
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put out there's a beatles song that are
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really just about being happy
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I mean if they are there's always
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there's always a little bit of maybe
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just the John contributions but there's
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always a glint of cynicism somewhere
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inside of all that even on like you know
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a good day sunshine or whatever I mean
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but you know it's not like Paul just
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wrote about you know being happy but the
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thing that I just want to can't just go
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by is i'm watching a movie in a while
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because i actually do find it very
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difficult to watch
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it's excruciating it is really really
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painful that that even got out there's a
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reason it's hard to find now because
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it's really hard to watch
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nobody comes off looking very good but
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you know the part because i think
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because of that movie and maybe
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interviews and stuff Paul got the
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reputation of being the guy that
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everybody thought was oh he's always the
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cheery guy who's like being super
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annoying and telling us what to do but
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you know he's trying to hold it together
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he was I mean I just got the feeling and
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watching that he was not trying to be a
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dick he was he was trying really hard to
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keep the band together and and find a
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way to make it work now he was trying to
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do that but he also like a as Shawn
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Nelson ultimate Beatles Authority said
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so eloquently like the competition
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between John and Paul took two took the
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shape of John you know stuff like
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sneering at Paul but Paul's response was
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like who
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how many songs if you go through 50
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that's good but I've got 25 like he was
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I mean John was practically I mean he
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would it wasn't the point where he's
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just whispering the Yoko he wasn't
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speaking to them
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oh yeah no job is the worst yeah but you
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sleep is not trying very hard
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he wasn't trying very hard but you know
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like I think about in your think about
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in your relationships or work situations
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when a thing is dying or one thing is
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like really broken and the one guy who's
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like cheerfully trying to keep it all
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together
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yeah by like you know bye-bye doing all
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the work and being the cheerleader like
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the worst guy
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yeah and especially because and this is
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not just about probably whoever that
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character is it has been me
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it's also that that person is clearly
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ignoring the vibe that everybody else is
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feeling which is that we don't
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get along and we're not acknowledging
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that and that's not making it better
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no that's crazy-making right so yeah
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Paul boy
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Oh Paul alright just can't I just don't
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want to revisit thinking about Paul
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McCartney anymore although all the all
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the many many many hours of my life
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wondering about what's going on inside
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Paul's head i don't i am you know I am I
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remember when I when I did finally see
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let it be and I don't know I've never
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been a fan of yonas work and I've always
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thought she seemed like kind of an
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annoying personality and I I very much i
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have to say i'm not proud of this but I
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bought into the idea that she was a very
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divisive factor in the band but what a
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lot of people who are bigger bills fans
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and meet pointed out that I get now but
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talk about a fun eh thing
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how many years were the Beatles what's
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the word I'm looking for functional and
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I can I don't just say happy but I mean
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you think about even if you go up
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through say revolver even by revolver
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John is starting to withdraw they're all
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pretty high a lot of the time which is
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probably kind of fun but I you know I
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doubt that sergeant pepper was that much
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of like an exciting group effort every
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day there weren't I mean they talk and
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probably all talked about this at one
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point was why it was so great to do
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happiness is a warm gun happening that's
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the song that made them want to do a
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little reality they want to like bring
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back the fact that we can rock out as a
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reflect that they were there they get
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camper at 26 a terrible time it's a
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everybody dies it's the quarter life
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crisis there's all those Saturn's return
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of their life is completely fucked up
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when the 27 I'm never going to make
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enough money
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really incontrovertible wave of I can't
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do everything the way I want anymore
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yeah the doors are even very very
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quietly gently at a distance starting to
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close and you first start becoming aware
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yeah even if you're an even if you're
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really successful I don't know this is a
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hobbyhorse in mind but I've talked about
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some other podcast we maybe yeah maybe
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myself but you know it's really easy to
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look at anybody else and think that
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they're living the life of Riley and
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it's or that they there
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this will bring us back to work on the
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it's really easy look anybody else who
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has something that you don't think that
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the first of all they probably got it
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bye Guyler theft in a way you you
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deserve to know nor yeah privilege if
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you like and and everybody else has that
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you don't and there are compared
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completely who could feel sympathy for
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and in 1966 you know I mean when you
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look at it from outside but they can't
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imagine like having like you can't even
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walk around in public and when you do
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there's photos of you on every magazine
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about like your life like that'sthat's
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hell no but yeah I don't know you think
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about that while I mean what do you
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think what do you think they were I mean
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doesn't sound like a cakewalk they were
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playing like wednesday at some point
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playing eight hours a day
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yeah but I mean you know that's the
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great thing about speed back that's a
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great thing about being 19 and out in
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the world is that fear that those doors
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those doors have not closed there so far
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in the distance that they seem like they
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said it seems like you're immortal and
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you'll live forever and so that kind of
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because of my dark web work em I'm be in
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contact with you know some people in
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their early twenties let's say food
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tasting tour and let's that's not really
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something I need to nail him for me and
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always surprised by how how smart they
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are and how thoughtful they are but
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every once awhile i do have to sit
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some sucking episode we're like god I
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can't believe it I gotta pay my rent and
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I gotta look in God with the work all
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day and I just just not fair and I I
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think I think that pretty much every day
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well I know it but I mean don't say it
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but the other thing is that the reason
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you don't say it is that you don't
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expect anybody to be surprised and the
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19 is that you can you can get that when
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four or five things happen all at once
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you really do feel like it's the first
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time it's ever happened it's the first
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time anybody ever had to like that they
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know they know enough to know that
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everybody has to go to work or that
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everybody sometimes their car breaks
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clanks exactly last-second or that
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everybody's mom is a bitch sometimes
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names but when you know when for those
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things happen at once
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that's when the the nineteen-year-old
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revealed because they're just like so
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shocked and at and like want to should
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want to get come out to the front of
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their house and shout like I'm mad as
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hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore
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because who has ever had to be at work
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which is already unfair and their car
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won't start and their moms being a bitch
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and they don't have any money and yeah
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there's an end the end their clothes
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don't fit anymore whatever and you just
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go like right well everybody and also
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everybody all the time has experienced
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that and but that that feeling of like I
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of discomfort and hurt and being at the
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time unable to distinguish that from
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discomfort and hurt that it turns out
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was sleeping didn't make you feel
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shelter like he had been sheltered no no
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I I mean I definitely had been sheltered
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sleeping outside in city parks and that
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less difficult or equally difficult to
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just finding figuring out how to use a
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washing machine right so like the the
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difficulty of the two things I i had no
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seems really hard and dangerous and
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uncomfortable in risky whereas using a
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washing machine is not hard at all and
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also like not even onerous it's just
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what you do but at 19 I couldn't
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distinguish the difficulty between the
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two things because using washing machine
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was completely alien to me I I you know
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my mom always wash my clothes until i
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left the house and that you know why I
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imagine them in hamburg and it's like
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yeah I'm sure they're playing for set
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tonight and they're you know they're
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barely sleeping but that is you know
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that's no more or less difficult then
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figuring out how to work an automat from
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or you know or or whatever like the the
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simplest thing like taking a letter down
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to the post office it all seems
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difficult and and also all seems easy
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everything's hard until you learn how to
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yeah i mean that's that sounds it's
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really fast out but it's true
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everything seems possible because you
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haven't gotten it and maybe overdue for
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you to get it but also everything will
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seem hard and equally hard and
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especially if it all comes at once I
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mean it's overwhelming but the idea that
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the idea of cleaning my house still
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resigned myself to it like every time it
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indignation is is fresh every time just
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like oh my god seriously have to do this
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again like it's such a waste
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it's such a wasted effort and better
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when you have a kick and that's real I i
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connect immediately back to the
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sixteen-year-old me it was just like you
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just it just gets dirty again and
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so many of those other services soon as
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your butt but there's value
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well you doing that thing is washing
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your butt is fun
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yeah you know there's a there's pleasure
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to be had a nice diversion but wash it
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the people that really early on in life
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bathroom but found a way to make
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cleaning the bathroom part of their part
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of like normal life I guess who with no
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holding onto know like resentment about
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it I'd I do admire them that seems like
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a thought technology I'll absolutely and
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easy easy easy easy analogy and I'm not
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analogies brushing your teeth brushing
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um can can be a good example of
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something more like you're pretty good
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at taking a leak
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i'm pretty happy great of brushing your
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teeth pretty efficient at it i would say
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teeth you don't really have to think
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new toothbrush and toothpaste sometimes
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wake up every day and ponder whether
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that's the thing you're going to do
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unless it is right you're right you're
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like fuck yourself in talk yourself
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through your liking commenting coffees
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to that but then I mean the that moves
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out in concentric circles from that then
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you get to stuff like I gotta put gas in
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the car
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it's a pain in the ass to have to keep
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putting gas in the car but those
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dependencies you've got to put the gas
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in the car because the cars would
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continue to work so that you can buy
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toothpaste but but I i agree with you
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cuz there's some things that everybody
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teeth level that I've never gotten too
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yeah yeah yeah I'm actually do stuff
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like rotate their tires and stuff like
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that i was at a gas station clean clean
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the house and a guy walks and waiting in
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line you know they got the guy ahead of
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he is a he's reppin that he is kind of a
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fly guy he's got very white trainers on
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he's wearing a kind of like tracksuit
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very clean tracksuit a like a fedora of
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some kind he is you know he is
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presenting he has come correct and he's
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he's waiting in line at the gas station
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and then it's his turn and he says to
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the guy behind the counter is like five
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onto pretty like you know pretty
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confrontation or like not
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confrontational but like the tone is I'm
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a big wheel
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let's get this moving five onto and he
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turns and walks out
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it took me a second to realize that what
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he meant was five dollars worth of gas
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on pump two over and I was like gasps is
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four dollars and forty-five cents a
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gallon five dollars worth the gas really
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really big wheel is just top it off and
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and I get so I his mom's mad if he
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doesn't turn full five onto so I walk
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out and I walked past and Pete you know
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and again I see him now pumping this one
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that one dollar or one gallon with the
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gas into the car and he is completely
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correct like really really a steam
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pressed this guy clean dignified yeah
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but the car is like an 89 tercel what
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the one of the back windows is held in
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with the with the with like electrical
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tape and in the driver's seat is his
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girlfriend who clearly is working as
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either a you know a waitress at shari's
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or as a you know like she is younger
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than he is and has that kind of harry
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reid and raphy look of somebody who
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maybe is sleeping in her car while she's
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getting back on her feet and I was like
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sir you are not correct
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you have not come correct maybe
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personally you are correct personally
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here's your style is taken care of but
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there are some things you should be
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taking care of in advance of your style
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some of that might be that maybe some of
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the work you could do is replace that
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back window in the car or some other
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other things other than whatever kind of
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like it just it was a it was a it was a
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great but a classic moment of like hmm
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if you are pimping you gotta you gotta
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be pimping in a larger orbit than just
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going to come correct yeah pimp a little
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bit further out than the tips of your
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shoes i guess so I i I've been happy to
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draw those kinds of contrasts over a
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long time but I don't know I one of my
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thought technologies is trying to get a
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little broader about who's allowed to
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have dignity because you know in some
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cases could not because you in this case
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necessarily but in some cases like I
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feel like there's like these dignity
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police out there people who are like out
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there actively policing like who's
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allowed to not hate themselves today and
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it's like you know you're pretty fat for
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somebody who's happy that you need to
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you need to check yourself you know I I
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think that's it's just something it's
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it's another one of those it's a very
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like tertiary as you know symptom of our
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national illness these days but I feel
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like there is a lot of like you know
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like there's this idea as an idea in in
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mindfulness and Buddhism that like it's
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one thing to feel bad and then it's
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another thing to feel like it's not okay
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for you to feel bad and that's where you
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get fucked up is everybody no no it's
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not like it but I think it's a guy think
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it's interesting that technology is to
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think like you know i'm always I'm
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always gonna have problems i'm always
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going to have stress but like when I
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to still feel okay even now I've got
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problems now I'm not saying he should I
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should be a not well and I did I take
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your I take your comment the police
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I take I take that very well I mean that
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the guy i think you make a good point
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and in reflecting on it
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my beef with this guy was that his 5 on
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the tone of his five onto was hey little
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man behind the cash register and get to
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work because i need 55 onto like he was
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not if he was in if he was a if he was
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dressed to the nines I was like my good
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sir I can only afford five dollars of
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gas and i'm i'm i'm grateful to be on
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this planet pretty-pretty with that but
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they're basically it is don't like span
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acker hello I would like some gas from
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you please write but instead you know
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like he was fronting God and His you
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know and having come correct there was
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an element of this this front of like
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I'm a big shot
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get out of the way and then you get out
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to the car and you're like oh right the
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attitude that I mean the attitude
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scribble that's that's inexcusable don't
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act that way i agree with you about the
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about the my tendency to be part of this
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larger cultural problem of just walking
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around in it just it in a constant like
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basically a Genesis machine of judgment
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justice divisive just like to clarify
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i'm not saying I don't do it it's it's
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something where I mean unless I am
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mindful about it i'm out there making
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little micro decisions about everything
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that lamp Pole stupid and dumb place for
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a stop sign
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what's up with that guy's hair like
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that's that's my mo unless I catch
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myself oh my God if I i could do an
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entire television show of the entire
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television show called what a dumb place
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for a stop sign
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like I can't that conversation out loud
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with myself everyday but fuck is that
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stop sign doing there what the fuck
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well I i could fill in your must-see
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must be Thursday by coming in at
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eight-thirty with why the fuck is there
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not a stop sign here
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well we're there no but there are places
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in mind
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neighborhood you know how people drive
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in my neighborhood and there are places
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where like you know there's that little
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park south of our house where the
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streets kind of terminate right with the
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park starts and there are no stop signs
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at the end of the down hill avenue
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heading towards the park there are no
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stop signs
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there are also no stop signs on the
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cross street and across well and
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somebody died last week
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oh no no yeah somebody hit by taxi last
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week and that's just that's just the
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thing you know stop signs are costly
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well there there's an intersection like
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that right by my house where the
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arterial not to use technical terms is
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the one we got in a fight with the
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Serbian guy and he made a gesture at you
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yes same one yeah yeah the arterial
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turns and there is a spur off of the
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arterial that goes exactly one block
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there are eight houses down there with a
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grand total of twenty-two people how
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many times have you ever seen somebody
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go in that direction
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well and that's the thing i can count
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the number of times it's five times in
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seven years in the meantime that the the
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turn is you know that it's there 700
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cars a day make this turn but the turn
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requires that they go across you know
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like like go out into what would what
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would be oncoming traffic if that was a
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through Road but what's amazing to me is
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that the that that that those 20 people
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who live down that spur road and you see
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them do it like they drive 40 miles an
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hour through that intersection without
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looking left or right because they're
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asserting the fact that they have the
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because their street is straight the
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direction they're going in his straight
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so therefore they don't need to look you
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should look you should look out for them
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there's no sign of any kind no yield
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sign and so they feel like they have the
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right-of-way and and I every time it
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happens I look and I'm like you may
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technically have the right away if a cop
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if there was an accident and a cop was
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here the cop would have very little
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choice but to say well this person was
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going straight and so it's the person
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who's turning who has the responsibility
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but it's kind of a blind corner over and
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what I want to say to each one of these
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people i want to go down and leave a
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flyer on every doorstep in that
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neighborhood that on that one block
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street is like the the fact that you
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technically have the right-of-way does
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not change does not mean that you live
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in a bubble of safety right
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the law does not is not going to protect
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you from causing an accident and it
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would be you causing an accident to go
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hurtling through this i like it like
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that my daughter like when you're dead
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doesn't matter is right right and I got
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into a confrontation with somebody I
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mean what we might have even talked
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about it
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confrontation with somebody where I was
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I was backing into a parking spot on a
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busy street and the guy comes in likes
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wax the back of my car because he
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decided he was crossing mid-block at
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that point and cheese as I'm backing
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into parties about checking my left
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mirror checking my rear view mirror
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checking the side mirror looking at the
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back window
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I failed to also account for the fact
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that a guy might be might a pedestrian
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might decide to cross behind up a car
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that's parking and he was upset because
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because in his world pedestrians have
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the right away
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well they do the right away unless
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they're breaking the fucking law
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well but in seattle there is this you
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cross in the middle of the street and
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hit somebody's car that's kinda lame
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it's very confusing the law in Seattle
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because technically I think or or or
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rather the common understanding among
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pedestrians in seattle is that they have
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the ultimate right-of-way that's just
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the Pope well and and every pedestrian
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in seattle believes he or she is the
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Pope and when I was a when I in the many
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years that I didn't have a car i walked
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around Seattle with a very Imperial
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sense that the pedestrian was God in
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seattle and you see it it's very
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confusing to people from other places
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because cars will often stopped to let a
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pedestrian cross
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in them in mid block in the middle of a
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busy street at the in the peak of the
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day like somebody just standing there on
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the side of the road and looking around
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not even looking like they want to cross
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the street just standing there looking
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around and a Seattle driver will come to
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a stop and wait for this person to
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indicate what their plan is right and
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it's just like that so that is part of
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the culture got that'sthat's good
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culture it is especially as it
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encourages eye contact about what's
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going to happen next
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it's it's it's it's fantastic but the
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problem is it is not universally
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practiced by your side
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yeah and the law is I think the law is
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that if you're standing on the sidewalk
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cars can go but if you step into the
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street looking like you're going to
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cross you actually the cars actually do
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have to yield to you
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the only people who routinely do not
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practice this are the police like you I
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multiple times and my mom has written a
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thousand angry letters to the editor
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she's never published but you step into
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the into the crosswalk
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look you know trying to make eye contact
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with the oncoming car and if it's a cop
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they can tell vroom yeah they just blow
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it blow through without you know you
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know we get that here you know because
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they're very important people the police
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and they're probably on their way to
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something important with the lights off
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yeah with their lights often like you
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know there's there there there tie loose
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or whatever they're they're on their way
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to stare out there on their way to their
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break anyway so so with in seattle
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culture and a many many many many many
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times I would walk out into the street
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cause cause I a driver to need to like
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not stand on it but like break when he
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was not anticipating breaking and then
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as I'm walking across I'm just
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eyeballing him like because i was 26 and
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I didn't understand how hard it was to
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wash your clothes every day and I what I
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didn't understand was that if if he were
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to touch me with his bumper there would
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be a problem
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it would be his problem but now as a
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driver you know I encounter on a fairly
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regular basis people with us with a
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similar attitude who are just mistaken
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about they may not be mistaken that if
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this went to trial that they would
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prevail but they are mistaken in
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thinking bet they are protected from
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injury and that they aren't like causing
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a problem like a like a like a major
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problem for the city by acting like
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they're bulletproof and acting like the
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you know like if if a driver has just
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like Skid to avoid hitting you because
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you decided that this was the moment you
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wanted to you wanted to assert
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pedestrian a predominance or whatever
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preeminence here it's not a safe
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situation right so I see that a lot and
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I and it's on the list of lectures that
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I want to give when i get when i finally
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install the the police bullhorn in my
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that's one of the reasons no one should
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be allowed to drive until the 30 because
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his hormones are going to lead you to do
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a lot of dumb stuff
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oh this is a good plan we've never
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talked about this plan well I have been
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i think i'd love to dovetail with you on
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this because i think i might have a
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pretty exhaustive and persuasive theory
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about how how the pedestrian and the
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motorist might be able to get along
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so drivers life or infinitive on all
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sides let me assure you you have to you
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have to wait until you're 30 to get a
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driver's license and got to practice
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privately for the 14 years preceding
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that you have to go somewhere you pay
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your on a track in a controlled
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environment is a gun tower and you have
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to show that you can drive like a
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gentleman and then at 60 years old
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you have to start let's say yeah let's
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say sixty 60 years only making the
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weekends at 60 you have to start going
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to quarterly a like passing quarterly
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tests agility test to like maybe we have
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to do like an obstacle course you get
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pop quizzes people just show up here in
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your house and test yet
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and then it's 70 it goes to once a month
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right and then it's 75 they just take
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your keys away in your in your writing
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on the old people bus i I'm a very
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defensive pedestrian in the same way
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that we were taught to be defensive
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drivers and which means which means I
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just I take it very seriously and
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especially after I walked around with my
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kid because it's not this is super
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boring but when he got on so well you
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know our neighborhood is all pretty much
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there's tons of four-way stops which
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means as you know what I'm opposed to
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well here's the problem if you put five
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stop signs more or less in a row you
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know what that means people going to
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blow through them i know i'm not a fan
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of four-way stops before he stops to
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have an unimpeachable logic to them
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whether it's good for traffic or not is
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different but there's no question what
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you do at a four-way stop
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it's really simple everybody stops full
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stop whoever got their first goes right
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whichever whichever whichever car got
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there to steps on first thing first
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unless you gather at the same time than
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the one on the right goes first
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this is this is a blah right but
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although although what happens at a
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four-way stop in America or with a lot
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of people is a bellingham a little bit
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well or they assume that it's a four-way
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stop so the other three people are going
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to stop this this is this is why what
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I'm getting to is the ultimate lesson in
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civics that I have for my daughter after
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keep moving and get out of the way is to
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understand how would an analogy the
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four-way stop is for like how we live
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together where it's like you know if
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everybody like nobody loves stopping at
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a stop sign
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it's a real pain because you've got to
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stop the car you're not getting there is
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fast but if everybody stops at that
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four-way stop and honors those rules
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that I just laid out which I think are
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pretty nearly universal everything will
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be fine
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the problem is neither be does that
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still if 99% of people do that that
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means one out of a hundred people is
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going to blow through that stop sign and
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you know what I have to tell you
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honestly things will be fine day and
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actually disturbing amount of the time a
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sad amount of the time everything will
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be fine because this is one asshole
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it's not honoring what everybody else
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does but because they're honoring it
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they're still stop while this guy flies
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through it so right and he's a special
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guy you know always a real special gun
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special so nobody died for a while
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unless he didn't see them or something
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the problem comes becomes when more than
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more than a couple people think that's
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okay and that's to 2nd tying to special
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yep exactly and that's kind of to me
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that's a pretty good lesson in civics
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works but in any case it does not change
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the fact that we did the right thing
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that we stop here and you make eye
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contact and you look and and you drive
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you drive and walk in a way that is
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alert and so like to me like the eye
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contact thing in the hand gesture thing
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the nice hand gesture thing is a really
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good thing
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okay let's try this John Rother i get to
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a stop sign somebody sees my daughter
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died waiting there like I treat myself
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like a car i wait if they're there i
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give them the wave and then please go
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right ahead and then they gave me this
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ok night and i say i don't think then
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they give you that they get me the more
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aggressive like no I'm later you go
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never ever take the wave and walk
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through the crosswalk because they can't
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see what you see
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yeah yeah well different you know yeah
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when people can people when people do
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that when they know when they're like no
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you go i always take out my phone that's
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just start looking at Twitter III then
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the one time i will make eye contact up
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to the point where I want them to go and
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they're actually i don't see them and
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I'll stare all talk to my daughter way
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for them to go well then this is the
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this is why i think that the four-way
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stops should just be they all for the
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stop sign should go away because you
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know in a situation where it's a
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four-way stop technically that is a
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four-way stop it might as well if
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there's no signal it's a four-way stop
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that's right and and so what what
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happens with what happens with the 4-way
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stop is it lulls people into thinking
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that that some super authority is in
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thanks Obama thanks Obama that's right
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whereas I a four-way uncontrolled
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intersection everybody is personally
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responsible and slender down there could
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be watching their that's right and so
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you know so they may not stop but
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everybody's shit lookin out
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yeah going into a four-way uncontrolled
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intersection and ultimately that's your
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point that's what they should you know
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what you want is everybody's complete
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attention and and stop signs create
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create a an environment where over time
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people just get lulled into into a state
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of like duh
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i'll send you a link to a PDF that I
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think you will find very interesting
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only see probably you know i love links
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to PDF well especially if it's about the
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project to try and make our streetcar
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line faster and more efficient and then
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changes that they will be making which
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are somewhat fascinating in a little bit
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scary but I'm glad to see them putting
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some thought into it i'm very excited as
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your student this you go and you do
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something a couple dozen times and
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pretty soon you're like you're like an
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associate professor of that topic right
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that's right you know how to make this
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thing better I know how to make the walk
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the line at walgreens better
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that's right right I i could do I don't
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know you got the will to power walgreens
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should pay you a million dollars a year
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like they're paying Jeb Bush for
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whatever is everything speak well no
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it's not walgreens it's Barclays but
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somebody's paying Jeb Bush a million
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dollars a year i should be on some kind
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of walgreens retainer for sure but i
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think there might be some traffic
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calming coming which is one of those
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things where you can get that done right
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I just hope we don't lose our stop sign
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I like our stop sign yeah traffic
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calming I know that's that starts to
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think it starts to feel like it's the it
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is the it's the local transportation
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boards version of public housing we're
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trying to solve a problem with a by
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creating like 20 more problems
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yeah yeah it's a you know it's it's a
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classic liberal idea it's almost like
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let me help you get a I know you need
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work so I'm going to get you a job
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working in fast food we have to own a
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car to get there and you make a college
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that will help you and and you have to
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live an hour and a half away because
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because because change can't afford to
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live in the city
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well i was i was a i was walking around
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the other day and I and I and I stopped
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a train track to let train go by and I
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was watching the train and I was
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thinking about the trains in America and
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I was like you know what the trains in
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America needs some reform I have a I
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have a big plan
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I have a big I have a big picture I mean
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I'm just standing here watching this one
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train go by but in the course of that 10
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minutes of waiting i developed a very a
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pretty big comprehensive picture of
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trains in America and what I thought the
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problems were and how I needed to reform
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them and so I'm out for a walk and now
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i'm in train reform mode and so I
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started you know so i started
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daydreaming I start fantasizing about
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like what would it take for me to be in
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it in a position where my trend reforms
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could really be enacted with whatever
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jumping ahead to ask if you could lay
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out a little bit about the problem space
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as you see it in in leading up to your
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trainer for programmer sure well so have
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you had what you had eight or ten
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minutes to sit there
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yeah so scared to training things so the
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trains you know the reason that that the
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the trains were built a big part of it
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was that the the the federal government
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granted the railroads all these enormous
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land grants that not only enabled them
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to build the railroads because of course
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they needed the land but the the federal
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government granted them tremendous land
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around the railroads that they were you
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know that was the that was their
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incentive to build the railroads because
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once they built the railroads than they
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were in the land business is a pretty
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good deal they owned the land around
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little building in a kind of
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checkerboard pass you could put the
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train where you want and then make a
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well no like we need you did we need you
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to build the train out to San Francisco
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but we're not going to expect you two to
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make this a tremendous capital
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investment and then just be the guys who
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are trying to make that money back by
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selling train tickets like I mean this
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is the plot of every Western I mean
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every other western right was like well
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the train's coming through but there you
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know but they're running it and running
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around the towels girl or racially
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sensitive municipally minded Western
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yeah right exactly
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this is the this is the Western where
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the problem is that you know that the
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judge is corrupt not the natalie wood
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was kidnapped right anyway so the
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railroads became the rarest became very
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rich and the railroads that and became
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rich off of the public
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I'm basically off of the public like and
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this is the great thing about federal
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land grants or federal grazing rights or
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federal water rights or all these
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federal grants that were initially made
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by the government as an incentive for
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somebody to go turn the Southern
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California desert into strawberry farms
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or you know or build a dam or whatever
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it is the federal government wanted you
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to do they they they pay they paid you
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in land so often land and resources
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rights which people immediately think of
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as that God gave them those things right
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and that those land grants and rights to
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resources and land are something like us
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something at age-old and with a you know
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like this whole business of this Yahoo
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down in in Nevada who feels like his
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right to graze cattle on
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right to graze cattle on
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federal land is some some god-given
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right you know and it's a very common
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it's very common thing in and so many of
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the oil companies and mining companies
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timber companies railroads the farmers
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like they're all being subsidized by the
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government by the federal government but
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they act they believe not just act they
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believe that those grants are some are
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something that preceded the government
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and that the government has no right to
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administrate I guess anyway so the so
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we're in a situation now where the
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railroad I mean like these a 2.2 say let
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me see your kid that's a privilege not a
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right like they feel like it's the right
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oh they absolutely it's not a freebie
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they were lucky enough to lottery their
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way into it's something they should have
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gotten sooner probably yeah and and then
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they can point to the fact that they
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earned it you know the railroads earned
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it because in 1860 some some like
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corporate forefather of theirs built a
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railroad although that was a subsidized
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process to it's not like any of those
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guys were actually out
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hammering spikes mean that was like they
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were paying they were paying chinese and
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and Italian people like a penny a day to
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do it like there's the the idea that the
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idea that it's a right is not something
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that they feel it is they they know it
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is a right it is they have made sure
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over the over a hundred and fifty years
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that they have enshrined in the law
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multiple times that it's a right so that
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every congressman they had in their
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pocket over the last hundred fifty years
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has introduced a new layer of
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legislation that enshrines it Alec
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disney and copyright yeah right i mean
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like you got this thing that one time
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that we should get that forever
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is it absolutely and so so Burlington
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Northern or a you know
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santafe railroad or whatever these
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companies which are which are like
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corporate entities that have
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that have absorbed 25 smaller railroads
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and it's all changed hands a thousand
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times and it was owned by Monsanto at
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one point and you know like now it's
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owned by Berkshire Hathaway but the
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railroad a you know their rights to
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those corridors are in volumes you know
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like they not
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not only do they feel like they have
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like a like a a enshrined right to these
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enormous quarters right through the
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center of every American place but that
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they allow their they graciously allow
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for instance amtrak to lease a certain
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amount of time on the on that track
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well let's say three times a day they
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allow amtrak to run a passenger train
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from X to Y but that's it there's no you
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know you can't you can't introduce a
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fourth train into the mix
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no matter how many people are riding the
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trains or whatever and you know and it's
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and at and the other arguments for why
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it's non-negotiable or why that there's
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no access to that to that track i mean
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they're they're 40 argument some of them
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economic some of them Imperial but no
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awareness or no sense of like what which
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would should be true which is that
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yeah we you were granted this stuff a
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long time ago and really ultimately like
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that Grant is a grant that we
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are making to you everyday based on it
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like we're making a good-faith we are we
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are redesigning that grant to you
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everyday until until it is a but it
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doesn't work anymore like there is no
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reason why we shouldn't accept except
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for the vested interests of a thousand
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of pieces of legislation over the last
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hundred years there's no reason why any
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Secretary of Transportation shouldn't
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say you know what let's revisit this
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let's revisit the rights of way of every
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railroad in the country and figure out
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what's the best like we're that the
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nation is a system the National
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Transportation great is a system and
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rather than have 40 different
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jurisdictions and 40 different little
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fiefdoms and all these people sitting on
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boards of directors saying well we can't
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let another we can repurpose these
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tracks or these rights of way because
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because economics you know it we should
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be able to look at we should be able to
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look at that grid and this is the thing
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about the energy grid about the highway
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grid about like all the all the way that
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resources are extracted and moved about
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the country it their all grids and they
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are being administered by you know all
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these micro jurisdictions and they're in
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there isn't there isn't the will to say
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no you know what this is a great it
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needs to run it needs to run smoothly
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and it needs to run and some editing the
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decisions need to be made from one place
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i mean that that scares a lot of people
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but anyway this was my fantasy as i
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walked along the street thinking you
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know really the only job for me is
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Secretary of Transportation I'll guy
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that would be good and if I would you
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retired or which you would you want to
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have the job for no I don't want to have
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this job in the problem with it for you
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the problem with it would be that you
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would you would as soon as I mean if I
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were ever nominated for the Secretary of
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Transportation they would listen some
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staffer would listen to this podcast all
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through and then they would prepare a
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very red type memo like all caps memo
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saying listen we need to get in front of
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this guy fast see I think this is not
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even thinking about this and there's so
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many things where it seems to me like
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first we have to have staged on a
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personal level it seems like you cut
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yourself short a lot of these things you
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tell you figure out why you can't be a
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CIA agent figure out why you can't be
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the excuse me operative the the retired
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director of the CIA all these different
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things you've already figured out how
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you can get there because of the system
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like what if you were more like a ronin
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like what if you are somebody who is
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like hired by the community so what if
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what if instead of being elected
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transferred secretary transportation you
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were basically a crowdfunded you be the
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these are of Transportation a ground
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swell of popular demand
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yes and it's like no we have we've
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decided to secretary of transportation
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is it is the Tsar is deeper than
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grassroots is like this isn't deep
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tendrils I'm just saying the thing is
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it's one thing to go to uh huh
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15 guys gonna make it through the Senate
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hearing when you know what time he
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smoked pot in 1978 in your case there's
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not gonna be anybody looking back I mean
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if you've got them literally the Mandate
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of the people if they pay your salary
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and maybe some kind of a one-armed
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expeditionary force but some something
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you could have on your side you go in
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there day one you just start deciding
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that everything in America is basically
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an easement and then we decide you're
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all sharing all of this right that's
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what we could pull your easement rights
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at any time
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well I'll start all over let's ditch
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that I'm glad it's here we enjoyed your
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railway thank you very much mr. uh mr.
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railroad barons great great great great
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grand daughter but let's let's zero out
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the faders here start again in jars are
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John has some ideas for how we're gonna
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move the grid around
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yeah that's exactly right and you know
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the regulating the trucking industry
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haha i mean and anything that even
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considered even vaguely regulated at
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this point all just only the finest you
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can regulate the shit
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out of that but so so here we go we got
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the trucking industry we got the
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railroad industry these are big vested
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interests and yet where are the
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resources for the gondola industry
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yeah absolutely ziplines the economies
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of scale that you could get together by
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bringing the gondola and see the postal
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service together for so many economies
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of scale to this that are being silly
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little five times right now John got a
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bunch of assistant vice president from
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around the goddamn country you have to
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look at it as a system and the Postal
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Service's a perfect example i was
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thinking about that the other day as I
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walked past the post office the public
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like grind my teeth wondering why we
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just don't get mail at the post office
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and the and the amtrak both have a that
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they're they're branded very similarly
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in a kind of like faded red and blue and
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gray motif there's this slogan for
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Amtrak and usps should be a middle-aged
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man shrugging his social right it's been
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behind behind kind of like some
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bulletproof glass like new can't help
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but like hard tho those those two things
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like that that the health of Amtrak and
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the help of the postal service should be
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in some ways
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well now we're not let me let me let me
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revisit that because i was thinking
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about money you have plenty of time to
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figure out all the details out each big
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picture is what's important at this
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point i was thinking about is the post
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office just a thing like the telegraph
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service that with that we used for a
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long time and where we were we felt very
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romantically about it but it but it's
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just a an anachronism and we and there's
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no reason to preserve it any more than
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there was a reason to preserve the
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kinect you know the Erie Canal or is a
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postal service like intrinsically part
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of the health of the nation and I mean
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we we still need to move packages around
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is that a business that the government
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needs to be in I
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such a simple solution I can't believe
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no one will listen to me on this I want
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to hear it ok I get here it is
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keep doing everything you're doing keep
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selling pixar stamps and stop the sticky
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note that the key strategy over the last
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few years such as it is has been to sell
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stamps nobody will ever want to use
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which i think is brilliant
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oh it's like it's like against your way
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but yes okay you're ready here's
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Merlin's plan for fixing the postal
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service
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ok mail delivery two days a week monday
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and thursday thank you you're welcome
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wow why do we need daily mail delivery
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you're absolutely right we do not need
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it we don't know Saturday mail delivery
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nobody needs if you need a faster pay to
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have it done faster pay the postal
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service because they've opened up those
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resources where they can compete on
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somewhere between not getting your mail
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and fedex see that is a really really
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good idea like five dollars for like
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what is it was three percent like three
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bucks to get something there in two days
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that should be five dollars if you want
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your mail before that will deliver it to
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this place by hand for five dollars
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Wow from alright so you obviously need
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i'm serving your pleasure but like you
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do anything to help with that
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you know I don't know what I got the
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outfit i could be pretty into it i could
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I just as an admiral but like the trains
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I feel very strongly about the trains as
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you know and the trains God could be
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such a great system and I can't believe
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they're less efficient
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I can't believe that an 18-wheel truck
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is that efficient for the number of
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things that it's used for it's
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absolutely ponders to me that that could
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be it must be i mean people aren't
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stupid people don't spend money where
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they don't have to but I can't believe
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that putting fuel into an 18-wheel truck
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and driving halfway across the country
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is more efficient than putting on a
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I don't understand that I never have
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well you helped me doesn't know why is
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that what people do that's the same
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containers containers i have wondered
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and wondered and wondered about it what
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what sense it makes to have a person who
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is not sleeping
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yeah driving a multi-time truck
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consuming all of those resources yet
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four-and-a-half dollars to get lawn
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chairs to Missouri yeah I don't
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understand it either and it's part of
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the it's part of I guess why I need to
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a master's degree in interstate commerce
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no you need to just you need to tear the
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system open and see what's inside you
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need to whack that fucking yacht and
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find out what's happening in these
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crooked great industries
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yeah it writ it really really confuses
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me like I understand why I barely
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understand how can possibly be
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cost-effective to cut down the trees in
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Washington put them on a giant boat ship
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them to Asia where they are manufactured
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into things that are then put on a ship
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ship back to us
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yes trucked to a store how can we just
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for another millennium how opponent
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dollar ninety-nine like that's the thing
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I don't understand like okay all of that
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I if that's what it takes I guess to
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make that thing
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fine how else is he gonna know he's the
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world's greatest grandpa
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well and so and this is what this is the
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thing that this is the thing that you
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see when you look at old buildings when
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you look at cathedrals you realize that
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up until a hundred years ago the
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cheapest the cheapest element of any
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project was Labor raw materials were
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expensive labor was cheap and you can
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have you can have 25 Italian guys
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sitting with hammers and chisels carving
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the little detail that's going to go on
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the cat the capstone of your building a
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Seraphin penis glans yeah they're just
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going to be sitting and they're gonna
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they're gonna spend a thousand man hours
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carving this decorative element that
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you're going to put up on top of a
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building that is a grain warehouse
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because why not
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we got all these Italians they seem to
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know how to do it we can get him off the
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streets
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it does you know it bricks are more
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expensive a pallet of bricks is cost
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more than this guy's life so yeah you
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know like have him carte have him carve
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all this work in stone now we're living
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in a world completely where that is
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completely inverted labor is
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far and away the most expensive aspect
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of anything
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yeah and so it makes sense to to ship
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this stuff all the way around the world
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just because somewhere else
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there is like an eleven-year-old girl
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with tiny hands that will do the work
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for a penny and and then we're going to
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ship it all the way back and and still
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selling for dollar 99 and still make
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forty percent problems they said
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recording a podcast on the Macintosh
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computer haha
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absolutely i'm saying you're picking my
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teeth with a toothpick that was
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hand-carved for me in Thailand
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Thank You certainly but but it but it is
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insane to me that that can't possibly be
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true and again systemically and this is
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where back to one world government or
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whatever but since the 11 up like a
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global regulatory agency but like that
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grid that system which is ultimately
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like the biggest make-work project in
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human history where somebody some guy
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with like oakley sunglasses up on top of
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his head on the back of his neck on the
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back of his neck says you know what we
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know what we need we need squeezy
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bottles we need we need beer cozies
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that's a big dick on and and so begins
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you know so the fuse is lit and begins
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this you know this massive undertaking
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involving hundreds of people she know
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trans global shipping oil being refined
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you know like boats being built ships
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sinking off the you know off the coast
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and all this stuff and it's just like
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and here come the big dick beer cozies
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that this guy that this guy envisioned
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finally we have we've we've done it
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we've done it we brought you know we
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made these things that we brought him
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here and he's selling them
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he's selling them at the at the
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widespread panic
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show and we feel like we are fucking
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doing it you know like commerce is
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happening we are alive and it's like
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where do you start
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like how far up the chain
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do you want to go before before somebody
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says like what will well but we we don't
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meet that yeah we don't need that should
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be harder that should be harder for that
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asshole to do you know like that and
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that is that that's the ultimate that's
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the ultimate like auntie American thing
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to say the ultimate anti-capitalist
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thing to say
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absolutely it's like that guy who had
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that that barely what you would barely
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describe as an idea that might have a
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typo on it'll still make it
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it should be and it's just it's all
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going to end up in a good well anyway
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big duck yeah that that I think should
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be harder for that guy to accomplish and
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and and the success of his
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accomplishments should not be a thing
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that we all take pride in so maybe there
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should be some kind of a broader
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national kickstarter for every project
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where people would just have to say you
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know or can you know I guess the obvious
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could be a kick stopper or kick positive
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kick spoiler something where people can
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change up and say now we reject this we
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do not want big duck beer koozies I i
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feel like the the US Patent Office the
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patent office should be expanded to a
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global office boy and look at the Patent
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Office should be should be like you know
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that the steps of the Supreme Court
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everything that they just you know kind
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of go up and up and up in the building
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is up there
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the the patent office should be like
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pantheon and there should be 10 miles of
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steps and every single you know there
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should be 10 steps and then a little
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flat space it's like a ropes course to
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get there
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yeah and and on every flat space there
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should be a folding table and two people
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in chairs
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and you should have to make your pitch
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haha every ten steps as you walk up the
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hill and end the two people sitting at
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tables like they that they should each
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table should have a little stamp like
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pass or fail and you also have to
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deliver some mail when you arrive there
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and there and the terms and crazy freak
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reddit.com band should be playing I am a
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bill i am only a bill the entire way of
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the steps
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this is the kind of thinking we need
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John this is what we need at the top is
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somebody who can find these ATVs and the
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phrase but these economies of scale
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there's there's no reason we can't we
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can't hook some of these train cars
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together if you like
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can you imagine at a railroad system
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that was really designed that was really
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maximum efficiency to replace as much of
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the as much of the business of trucking
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as you can so that in the same way that
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that there's this movie there's this
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movement among the one-percent to open
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up all the regional airports to small
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jet traffic
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yeah so when we're no longer clustering
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everybody through atlanta but you know
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right within three miles of my house
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there like five airports that could
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handle up a small jet for like Larry
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Ellison types
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well silent but that it would be it
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would be a version of ultimately it
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would get the idea is that if I'm flying
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to san francisco tomorrow rather than
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get in my car granted the smokin hot
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models dead essentially i should have to
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get your st. Louis to get to dallas or
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whatever but even even I shouldn't have
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to go to seatac right but I could just
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go down to the airport here and renton
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and taken and and take an airplane and
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if i'm coming to visit you take an
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airplane to some airport that's probably
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they're in Golden Gate Park or some
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Island be fine like that if all those
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regional airports were also serving
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serving the hub and spoke railroad
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stations
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I think railroads in
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American need to become the new internet
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well you can't figure out something goes
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you put on the fucking Internet charge
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for it or not or whatever you put an ad
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on it but the point is if we put that
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kind of effort into having trains wants
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to replace the internet but definitely
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stand alongside it the kind of thing
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that would be and then that last mile
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which is be getting stuff from one place
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to another you find ways a truck for
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that we attracted take some three miles
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not to get 950 miles on electric truck
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hmm that goes from the regional little
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train hub now you're gonna get struck
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out of fleece an electric fleece truck
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gonna pose that it's something the thing
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is then you wouldn't even have to look
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both ways when you cross the street
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given by a guy with the curly mustache
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is your Laird I got hit by the fleet's
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truck that was great one of the trucks
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had to all be old-timey old-timey
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looking but made out of modern materials
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water these so it's like Oh Donna the
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unique cultural of the rid of the region
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you have a you can have a steam truck
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and I want you can hold one of the ship
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containers you're good to go
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they would all have little fleece
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moustaches moustaches and you can take
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some mail with you after the second
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that's writes itself
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it's not crazy then we have a whole
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system is just about taking a piece of
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paper from one place to another
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it's so stupid yeah well or I mean all
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the stupidity
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oh the stupidity a lot of you know
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Merlin a lot of these things we could be
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we could be handcrafting in our own
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homes are given given given the rights
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lips part of my project is a spinning
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wheel for every home now when you say
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spinning wheel a lot of people are going
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to think of Rumpelstiltskin i'm guessing
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it's a little more systems cyber
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spinning we will listen and 3d printer
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meats like I'm people
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everybody's got these soft little dogs
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these days
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yeah right all across the country people
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are carrying around their stuff gone
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crazy for soft dogs that are soft little
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dogs with soft little firm and why are
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we not spinning that into war god damn
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it was ridiculous that these ideas end
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with this podcast it's sickening to me
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it's that shit is softer than alpaca
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yeah and all these people with these
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soft little dogs what are they doing
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just sitting and watching reality the
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runaround clean up their poop not using
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the poop for anything oh no so you put
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the dog you put the dog on a high high
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protein diet and ya sleep over the slip
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CIU kind of fascinated him to a little
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tray a little trade that's always kind
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of shaking
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yeah a little like it's theirs up
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there's like a food chute and then I was
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like shaking trivia Jetsons treadmill
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try to study generate the energy to
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remove his own and then the dog will so
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the poops going away on the treadmill
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but also because we're getting out of a
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space minerals and then diamonds out of
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oh and then there's like a robot comb
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but always combing the new further he's
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growing as that by and then the people
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who are sitting and watching reality
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television could also beasts they could
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be sitting at a spinning wheel
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Thank You be turning that will into
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thread into indy on we can retrofit lazy
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boy so that look at this side actually
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produces a few kilowatts of energy
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why do we even need trucks I mean we
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would think as we could reduce a lot of
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the commodity that with cannons
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artillery also he just don't need that
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much paper limps dirigibles as
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transportation secretary my dirigibles
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platform is going to be dynamite
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hmm can you help a lot of people thanks
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oh that's good
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