Ep. 100: "Tertiary Lobster Fork"
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hello hi John
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I'm Merlin has gone good good good good
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are you going
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I didn't get hella have a dusky voice
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from having cold
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oh you doing a husky voice sound esky
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you do you sound like a stage manager of
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a southern theatre company
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listen I'm glad y'all gonna be out here
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we're gonna need to get them max and we
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need to take a sweep out that whole area
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for y'all get out there and sweep up
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that whole area that take and take and I
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I grew up did you do with that was that
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in parlance when you were a child take
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and take and is that purely a southern
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nothing
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yeah I don't know what that means a
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unique you any you need well first of
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all you always say you need to anything
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you need to take move them boxes
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otay can move the boxes no one here who
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didn't speak that way up here i may just
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do this all the time but my favorite is
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the kind of southern family has a
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voicemail desk like that but a little
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bit of family
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emily is permanently family now and not
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its kind of Georgia think yeah right
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sure that there's a there's that there's
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that that southern there's that southern
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twang that almost sounds like like
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Brooklyn nasal you know yeah yeah yeahs
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the it's it's it's sort of almost a
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jersey squeak when you got me thinking
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about this many many episodes ago
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talking about how many have taking and
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taking them
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sorry I'm sec you got me thinking about
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this with the number of people in the
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South there from you know the British
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Isles from Scotland right in Ireland and
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now it's funny I do kind of notice the
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similarities may be funded to have a
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language person sit down taking taking
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sit down with you and not be able to
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illustrate those similarities i would
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like to sit with a language person and
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like taking sit and talk to take and sit
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with the language person for a long time
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i would love to talk to a language
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person and I love language people you
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know that harder
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my mother the pedantic people that are
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out there language people bother me in
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the least
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oh yeah the real language people mmm i
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love language stuff I do too i really
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like the language stuff i hope my
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daughter loves words how could she not
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well I am I don't even know the word
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probably hyperlink google mega mega
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lingual look it wasn't nice laminate
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word for literally never stops talking
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mondo Mart mondo verbal yeah you know
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there's not that many things I I don't
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really care how she turns out by a large
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but I i hope that she hopes she likes
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music and how she likes words
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yeah we got a lot of words going on
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around here we're trying to get wordy
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were just kids were d is a worthy little
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baby and we're trying to you know I one
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of the things that one of the things
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that made me who I am because that a
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pretty young age I think probably like
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pre memory i realized that
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yeah they listening was was the secret
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like listening
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Oh overhearing adults like listening in
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on adult conversations was going to be
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the was going to be where all the real
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information was exchanged you know and
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so I was a not an eavesdropper but i
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would your kid right nobody expects that
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you know what's going on i would just go
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sit on somebody's lap and just sit
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quietly and listen to the adults talk
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they kind of forget your they're
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absolutely forget I think they get used
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to i know this is true for me
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we're like I think you get so used to
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kick it with little kids when they hear
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anything they start remarking on it or
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they try to change the subject or they
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wanna cookie or something for little
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kids around it doesn't say anything they
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could pick up a lot of information
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well it worked for me until I was about
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15 i will just come sit in the room and
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sit quietly and listen to them and I you
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know I I knew enough to know that my
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contribution was not valued my is when
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they were talking about politics or or
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economics or something I died
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don't have any doctor but I would just
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sit and listen I listened until I
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listened until I didn't understand and
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then I listen more and so what I'm
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trying I'm trying to impart that to my
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daughter because it's a because it's the
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core of my understanding of the world
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right and my little girl right now
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thinks that heard the first thought that
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comes into her head is the most
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important thought that anyone's ever had
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and we could be you know we could be
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standing in a house that's on fire
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talking about exit routes and she would
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say an orange is like an apple and I
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think that that you know we should all
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stop what we're doing and and and
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appraise the wisdom of that idea so I'm
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trying to explain to her but basically
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through through enforcement but she
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needs to shut up just shut up and listen
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who but it's for her own good should get
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a lot more intelligence that was right
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you just after shall gather more
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intelligence it's how you gather
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intelligence refresh shut up i think
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i've done that with well you know for
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some reason don't think of Daniel
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Plainview you know that movie can watch
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because the music that with a little kid
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and and whatever Daniel speaks his son
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listens his son sits there in silence
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and is clearly listening to everything
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that he's saying a man that can imagine
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have a little kid that would just sit
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there and I certainly think about what
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you had to say you know that's my dream
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all i want to do is teach all i want to
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do a child but right now she is
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resistant to being educated by me which
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is why I'm I'm well I'm taking my show
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on the road
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who gonna go teach the town it's about
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something i heard about talk about that
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yeah I I am i mean i i've said this with
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em I want to say with Jasper truthfully
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I you know when I say that my daughter I
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don't know how to get her into the
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please and thank you brute but i really
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believe in the please and thank you root
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it served me well i learned i think i
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told you this at a young age it became
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somewhat obsessed with etiquette
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uh-huh and you know I was a very lonely
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kid now would read any reference book
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that I could put my hands on
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did you read that Miss Manners now she's
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a poser but that Miss Manners book that
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first one she put out that's like that's
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like six inches fat for me that was Amy
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Vanderbilt o.a.r Evander bill yeah yeah
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the week
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advocate told you this was before I
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think it's either Amy Vanderbilt or who
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is the other really famous etiquette
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well what's above yeah the other one
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post Emily Post Emily Post we had a
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hardcover etiquette book at our house I
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don't know how my fat it's always
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interesting to ponder like how anything
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ended up in your family like sometimes
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you look back you like what do we have
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that in our house that's weird
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and we have this book that was like you
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say was it seriously was at least like
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three-and-a-half inches thick
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hardcover book from the early sixties
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with illustrations by mr. andy warhol
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interestingly know I really yeah yeah
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backgrounds just an illustrator and but
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i read that thing man
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I I knew from tiny Forks you know I
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don't know everything I knew about like
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you do your IUD your napkin and fold in
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half for dinner you folded in quarters
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for lunch and you all this stuff
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backwards and forwards you know like you
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I knew how to make a UH Hospital corners
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on a bed that's right you all this stuff
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when I was like nine got weird you have
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to know how to make Hospital corners if
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you're ever going to learn to
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short-sheet about see nobody gets their
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bed short-sheeted anymore and I think
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something's lost people don't understand
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education is not a buffet you have to go
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in and work through the courses you can
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start with the forks on the outside you
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move in that education works
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you understand that reference i can help
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you looking at my looking at my
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bookshelf right here next to my desk i
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have here the there the first four books
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of the New York Times guide to essential
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knowledge who which is a 3-inch wide
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book the second book the and Landers
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encyclopedia
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haha whoa is that you need a little
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guidance is good at index and Landers
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encyclopedia a to z and this book was
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published in 1978 cock stone-cutting
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page 128 a busy as you know up to
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nineteen seventy-eight the second or the
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third book is the readers encyclopedia
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edited by william rose
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uh what is his name of william rose
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bennett and then the the fourth book I
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swear to you my friend is Miss Manners
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guide to excruciating Lee correct
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behavior nice
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and you know Miss Manners sure she she
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was a she was a you know what just ice
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and come lately i spoke I spoken
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advisedly and for that i apologize i've
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always enjoyed her most on talk shows I
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thought she was a wonderful talk show
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she's a very witty writer and she makes
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a proxy to she's pretty foxy and she
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makes the she makes the etiquette seem a
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mission its it goes down with this spoon
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full of sugar and she can but she can be
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a bitch to and that the game man
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don't hate the player you know you would
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think in high school that I would have
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been sitting around just learning to
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roll doobies and and flicking my
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switchblade into a log but in fact you
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would think i was reading Miss Manners
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appreciating me correct bigger
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front-to-back I find those books
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extremely calming I think I used to
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really like because it might somewhat
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turbulent and we're childhood I i think
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i really enjoyed things like the Brady
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Bunch as a cultural touchstone and i
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enjoyed reference books i enjoyed things
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that showed that there was a gentle
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order to life
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yes yeah I really really did I think I
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still part of me that looks at that
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doesn't just kind of calculator honestly
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there's a part of me that says like wow
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you know ideologies to really work for
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us well in the sense that like the sense
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that Miss Manners had which was like oh
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dear oh my dear did you really just fold
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your napkin across your did you really
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just tuck your napkin into your shirt
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oh oh darling and she could just hear
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her like gently like and I don't think
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she would even reach out and take the
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napkin away herself she would always
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keep her hands to herself but she would
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just indicate to you she is the napkin
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tongue that was provided shape and and
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the feeling like oh there's a right way
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if there was you know if there was any
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rogue at this dinner party who could
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have a mind to keep his elbow on the
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table it was gonna be me but you had to
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constellation of of thoughts rolling
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riverboat captain by putting my elbow up
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problem was there was no one else in the
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room that was even that could even tisk
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tisk at me so I was making appreciate
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what a what a subtle key that was for
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you to make that shits decision to have
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a mind to put 100 up there
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no I was your ID as man you know exactly
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what you're doing exactly i was dying to
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be tisk tisk by somebody so that i could
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twirl the end of my mustache and like
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dip dip my white dinner jacket in the
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consommé but no-one tisk tisk to this
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is sickening
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no one knows up there's no one knows no
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one knows that you're doing that you're
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sure that you're playing at social
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social cultural mores no one even knows
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that anymore
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you can't even if you can't even respond
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stuff because nobody nobody knows the
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tune okay i'm gonna give you and give
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you two bullets on this and this side I
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honestly feel that I should feel
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terrible about having said this bullet
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number 12 my daughter but it's really
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true which is first of all the please
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bit of social lubricant and nobody no
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matter what even if you're being like a
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a photo civil British person like it's
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still nice to say please and thank you
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it's not just call someone sir or ma'am
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or miss or something that gets really
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really nice but I've told you the truth
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I said I said you know Ellie you will
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get away with so much in life if you can
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learn to genuinely say please and thank
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you for things because people if you
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want something done ask for it as a
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favor and somebody's much more likely to
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do it could you please pass me the salt
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it sounds so much better than give me
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the salt and really does
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that's that's I mean and you know I mean
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truthfully I think it's just something
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it's going to be a while before she
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learns that that's just a nice thing to
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do and that she'll appreciate it too and
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it but you know honestly you'd get away
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with a lot but bullet number two this is
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huge and I did not get this I i was
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looking through I was like I know you're
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a Buddhist it was like looking through
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the text you know I i'm looking for the
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part about how to lose my ego but not
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learning that the real point that the
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that's right that's what is that number
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12 wrong 12 huh
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I look there get him up there looking
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back don't talk about bike club that's
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number 16 there are no harmony but uh
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this is Africa where i first read this
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but I promise is one of those things
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that probably had to read 11 times
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before really sunk in and this is what
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makes with Judith Judith manners
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what's-her-name you know the leading up
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yeah miss manners but dude Martin cheers
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me up you're just matters is that you
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learn that the point of etiquette
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I'm going to say this slowly and
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carefully even though I know you know
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this for our listeners the point of
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etiquette is not to be fancy
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it's not to be prescriptive it's not to
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have a bunch of rules for no reason
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other than to try and make people feel
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bad no quite the contrary and take it
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exists to make true etiquette when you
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get down to the real like like black
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diamond level of etiquette
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it's not about rules it's about doing
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everything you can to make other people
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feel comfortable
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that's right and that's what people
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don't understand if all they do is read
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the rules and correct people on whether
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using the right tertiary lobster fork
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then they're missing the point the point
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is not to make somebody feel bad about
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their fork
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the point is to now we know that at this
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point in the meal if we've all read the
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same book we know which ones that these
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to use and we we can enjoy this but
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ultimately it's not making somebody feel
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welcome and not make it a big deal
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even you know
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even if they put a glass in your table
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is not a coaster like find a way to make
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them feel at ease about that you can
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make them feel at ease but you're both
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trying to make each other feel at ease
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and that's what etiquette is that it
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that is the that is the judo of Miss
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Manners because I was trying to get out
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of a second ago
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not only was she not reach out to end
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and like touch your napkin but she would
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she would see would somehow make it seem
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like a your idea and that she that you
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know that she was there to help you or
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she was there to the as you're saying
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make it easier gently got my toward this
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thing that's very sensible get you a
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coaster
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oh let me help you you know she it's a
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varied it's a very gentle but firm kind
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of knowledge of the way things are and
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you're right it's like it's like the
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rules of language with this debate is
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happening all the time why why it
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doesn't language why does an English now
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just become a free-for-all why why do we
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follow these archaic grammar and
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spelling rules wide why don't be
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everybody just be talking how they like
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be and you know of course i am on the
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side of I am on the side like like the
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members of the french academy i believe
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that the language evolved just fine
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right up until the point that i decided
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that it should stop the who but no i
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mean i love i love the evolution of
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English but the core rules
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I adhere to and I espouse yep and I mean
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done a little bit of book-learning may
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even been to college will appreciate the
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fact that the language evolves it always
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has evolved it will evolve but you know
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II it let's put it in the simplest way
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possible
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it's nice to know the rules before you
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break them and its really nice to know
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the rules before you unknowingly break
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them because all the older I get and the
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more I don't always speak with precision
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helps me think with precision because
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words mean things and this these five
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words that people use almost
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interchangeably really mean different
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things and the subtlety of the
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differences in their me
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them correctly somebody something that
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is I think it really does matter it
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doesn't matter
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somebody asked me the other day you know
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i'm somewhat not notorious but it
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Phyllis naughty not even infamous but
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there-there water but they don't even
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think lauded that I there are three to
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five percent of the words in English
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that I pretty clearly mispronounced and
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someone said to me the other day like
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you always say that word wrong and you
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know that it's wrong because like other
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people have surely corrected you why do
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you do it
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why do you still say that and so many
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other words like wrong and I thought
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about it and I said well I do not prefer
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the way that everyone else pronounces it
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and and she said but I mean that's how
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it's pronounced and I said but I'd I
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just don't prefer it be something
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borrowed the equal a little bit at the
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word she was referring to was the word
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that everyone I guess agrees is
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pronounced comely her which I do not
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prefer i prefer to say calmly she sounds
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much nicer she's a comb lee young woman
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comely does not sound like a compliment
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come way is a disgusting word coldly is
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a beautiful work and it is not a comely
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young woman selling the victim of
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unexpected bukkake that's right a comb
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homely young woman she's calmly that's
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good and that it is how I've always
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preferred it is your prerogative and
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that's right and so and so when people
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say comely i flinch a little roux and
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when I say calmly it usually like around
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and this is the problem because around
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the room it takes people a second
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to figure out what i'm saying let the
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guys they gotta think a little piglets
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right that's a little mobile forgive me
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I made you think a little bit and so my
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hat there are so many words like that in
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my like private lexicon that I just
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mispronounced because my pronunciation
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is the one I prefer yeah I i can't
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remember if I invented this probably
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hurt read this somewhere grudge
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pronouncing em hard to see you
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oh you're very good at that I think I
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care of some things that I will always
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say a certain way and I'm happy that
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other people are starting to to pick it
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artisanal are saying I don't know it's a
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artisinal that's just that's that's
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that's that's disgusting
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are you saying that it's not artisinal
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it all baked goods artisinal otherwise
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it wouldn't be baked goods what was
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wrong with you know I really you you've
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hired artisans is that what you did you
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hired an artisan know you never hire
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nervous and you know you hired some you
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got to come in and make your buns
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you don't know what an artisans there we
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don't know it feels themselves that's
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right it's like you can call yourself a
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poet you can see you're right verse but
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should never say you write poetry
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yeah let your teacher let your teacher
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praised you don't press yourself
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yes you know what we should write a book
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John I don't want to make a big deal
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about it but I'm just saying there's a
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lot of ways that we can help people but
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what I don't understand for my as far as
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i can tell from my whole life i have
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said saw Squatch that's it that is the
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received pronunciation that i received
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sauce one Sasquatch during that during
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the Bigfoot during the Bigfoot flare-ups
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in the sounds of the seventies Bigfoot
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flare-ups that's right there had been
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Bigfoot's before big feet before
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sorry bro she might think it's big speed
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big it's pig's feet justice gentle
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Bigfoot's big feets with had been seen
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historically and then there was a rash
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there was a rash there was a there was a
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rash their members and underage boys in
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search of in search of hundred percent
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with the Bigfoot screaming in the dark
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and now the screen out that it was like
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the Bigfoot Bigfoot that with the blurry
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footage that's that's in Washington
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right yeah that's in Washington say we
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have a lot of Bigfoot here big feets
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persons
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and and so I always said sasquatch
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yeah but apparently somewhere along the
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line everyone else in the world agreed
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that it's pronounced Sasquatch which i
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think is a terrible terrible
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pronunciation sasquatch
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it's vulgar Sasquatch comely Sasquatch
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it's it's a saw Squatch saw Squatch it's
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not so much prettier
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isn't that Muhammad delicious soft
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cheese wouldn't you rather be a
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Sasquatch of the Sasquatch and what I
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what about words were losing like
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niggardly this very very difficult to
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get away with niggardly today
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well yeah the problem is that it that
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it's a word that it's a great word that
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so many dummies have have so many
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dummies have blanched at it that the
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people in between the non dummies who
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know what the word means still feel it
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since India airy because non dummies
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have made a practice of worrying about
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what dummies think this is this is the
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book this is that like half the problem
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with the modern age they're all these
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middle these middle non dummies who are
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who are like walking around on pins and
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needles because some dummy might
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misunderstand just to capture as well i
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think that one appendix in our book is
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definitely going to be the taxonomy of
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dummies
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oh it's going to be like a big pyramid
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we could go on and on about dummies but
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it used to be this is the thing
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middle-middle let's call the middle
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dummies middle dummies used to aspire to
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attract the the praise of non dummies
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and now middle dummies only inspire our
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middle name is now only act in fear of
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like a and in fear of the dummies you
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see what I'm saying I think so yeah I'm
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not really explaining it very well but
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it used to be that the middle that the
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middlebrow aspired to the highbrow and
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neither one concern themselves at all
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with the lowbrow but now the lowbrow
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dominates and the middlebrow is is on
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pins and needles at the prospect of
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offending the lowbrow
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so they did they devote all their energy
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because you know that because the
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highbrows out of fashion the highbrow
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has all these overtures of are all these
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a like these like native negative
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connotations of exclusivity and wealth
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and and privilege that there is a
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privilege
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yeah but also warring with the middle
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dummy middlebrow thinking I kind of want
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to appear a little fancy made me so I'm
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when I want using middle-middle would
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save middle dummies middle brother
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Tommy's I think of like what's a good
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example were coming
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um who shall attend the opening of the
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rectory
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yeah whom shall with Margaret and I was
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like well you got like three problems in
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that one like there's there's like goes
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several different things in that
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sentence that didn't really need to be
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that way I really feel like home shell
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would be a great DJ named DJ DJ whom
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shall yeah lets you know I've never been
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worried about fancy you know like fancy
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is this and I think that this goes back
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to the to what you were talking about
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before the the great influx of Irish
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into Appalachia like there's uh there's
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all this appellation worry about about
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being too big for your britches this
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sort of Nashville concern that you not
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act above your station and that has the
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the whole class structure that that used
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to be a part of is gone now and there's
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just this this residual sort of grease
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stain in the culture of of uh of of a
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feeling that that that that lines up
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with all these other aspects of the
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culture where the lower the the lower
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and the cruder is considered more real
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the more the more vulgar is the reeler
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oh yeah yeah because it's it's the
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language of the quote-unquote people is
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closer to the truth and it's not trying
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to cover up half-truths with with fancy
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words right and so that has that has
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this false friend in a in a kind of like
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in the humility or the you know that the
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desire not to be a not to brag or to be
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sure to put on airs and that the the
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false friendship with with the idea that
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vulgarity is closer to truth has
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produced a culture wide sense that that
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we should I mean seriously that people
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should be a flying in their pajamas
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which is which is as you know that the
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beginning of the end and I'm speaking
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now as a as the the human envoy for the
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UFOs yeah yeah somebody who gets gets
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out of the shuttle to the airport
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vehicle with the buckwheat pillow
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already around the neck you know that's
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that does not this is not a society that
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is ready for any kind of serious
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advancement
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yeah no not at all because these are
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people who are who one of these days are
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going to go through airport security and
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it's going to that it's going to just
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direct them right into the Soylent Green
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grinder
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I used to think it was just peculiar to
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this show that you would talk about the
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airport security locking but I'm
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starting to think that that whatever
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comes from the supertrain generation
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there's going to be something involving
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something like the TSA line because that
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seems to me that that is the nexus for
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everything that drives you crazy about
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the contract they are tits it's just
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like it's just like the walgreen
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situation they're training us they're
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training us through this gradual
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increase in indignity to just go into
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the hopper just go through the the
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branding cage into the you know they're
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just feeding us through what one after
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another and now they're looking at
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x-rays of us naked and we just we just
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say okay and then that's great stranding
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cage and the indignity has become
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patriotic absolutely and then pretty
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soon after the after that after the
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x-ray they're going to have us
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walkthrough a darkened tunnel
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just a short dark and Tommy will be able
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to see the end and then pretty soon it's
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gonna get a little bit longer that's
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gonna have a turn it so you can't see
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the light at the end but it's ok you can
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trust us like I've got a temple grandin
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think that we just have to send you
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through this dark tunnel that has a turn
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halfway through and then at a certain
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point the turn is going to get closer so
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it's you're gonna have to you're gonna
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have to get through a little like little
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gate or a little kind of like
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uncomfortable squeeze in the middle
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that's right the Patriot tunnel has two
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let's find that your address the
[TS]
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problems with terrorism
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that's what we have to do and then one
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day you're going to turn your squeeze
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through that little gap and turn the
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corner right into the right into the saw
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blades don't call it an abattoir that's
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a little too fancy
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it's called it's a freedom knife room
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right into the saw blades I elected to
[TS]
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have a pat-down search the other day
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nice and it was so invasive and and
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characterized by a kind of like finality
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like I said alright I'm you know what
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I'm not going to go through your x-ray
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machine I'm i gotta i'm on a layover
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here I got three hours to kill
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I'm going to see what this i'm going to
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get the pat-down how do you like them
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apples right and so the first thing they
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do is kind of trying to dissuade you
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like oh it's gonna be a long time so
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yeah I know it's gonna be a long time
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like I'm I'm i got all the time in the
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you guys put your leather gloves on and
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let's go and so then they assure you
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through the little gate and they hold
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you over on the side while all the other
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people go by and I'm standing there with
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a kind of superior look on my face like
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I got the time
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let's go through the pat down and then
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here comes the guy and he's talking to
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somebody across the room and he puts his
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puts his plastic gloves on and then he
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starts giving you a full-on fucking pat
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down like he doesn't do that date rape
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the explanation usually do the date-rape
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the explanation likes or I'm going to be
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formally touching your generals yeah
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right i'm gonna run the back of my hand
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across your anus
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maybe some of that but I mean like right
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away they go into your pants now right
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don't go into your pants a little bit
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they do and right away I regretted I
[TS]
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regretted coming over like this was so
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much more vulgar then what and then
[TS]
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whatever year of my life i'm going to
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lose by being irritated by a teenager
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operating a machine made by Halliburton
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and sold to the government you know 450
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times but its list price should be right
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but this guy you know some dope is just
[TS]
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like he's just pressing on me in a way
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that is transparently unnecessary like
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honestly I'm you know like I understand
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that that you have to do it because
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people could self-select and then be
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covered with plastic explosives but like
[TS]
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this is a that there's a punitive aspect
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to the way that they do it like it is
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clearly punishment meant to dissuade you
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from ever doing this again yeah if the
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kurt vonnegut alien were to like write a
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paragraph on what he or she alien was
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seeing they would basically say that
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they're there is a system that is in
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place to make sure that everybody will
[TS]
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follow in a necessary rule and anybody
[TS]
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who doesn't follow the unnecessary rule
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will be made uncomfortable in front of
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other people for not following a
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necessary role that's what it really
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looks super super uncomfortable and you
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know I like spent the rest of the
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afternoon
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kind of like a fugitive Edward punitive
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it's it really it really feels like
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we're going to make an example of you go
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away some of your time you know how you
[TS]
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can eat this is for me to be so much
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easier if you just go through the porno
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scanner but now i'm gonna make this a
[TS]
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little uncomfortable for you but not
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uncomfortable enough that like it's
[TS]
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actionable it's going to just be really
[TS]
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humiliating for you so I'm traveling
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with my family of the day and I had
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encouraged them all to get get the
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pre-check card back when I believe that
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there was any value to the pre check on
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this story on another ship tell this is
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where you go John has been approved for
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black diamond lane
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yeah and we get to the airport and we
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print out our tickets were all traveling
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there's four of us and two of the people
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have pre check on the top of their
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ticket but I and my three-year-old
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daughter do not have pre-check and so we
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get to the we get to the woman at the
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security desk and she points half of our
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party down the pre-check lane and half
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of our party into the other leg and I
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said you know we're all traveling
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together and she said doesn't matter and
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I said you know this is a three-year-old
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girl like do you honestly believe that I
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would I mean is there a terrorist in the
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world who would who would take his
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three-year-old as a as a false as a
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false flag as a as a beard a bomb beard
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three-year-old baby that this person has
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already their mind is already shut off
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sir I'm gonna get this individual to
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move out of the pre-check lane now and
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so you know so right away you're just
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you're in the hopper and if you make any
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fuss about it you just it's there's only
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one option which is that you don't fly
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today like the police come because
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either you acquiesce or you don't fly
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and we get all the way you know what I'm
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standing there and I'm like taking my
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belt off and i'm taking my wallet out
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and I'm just feeling like so much i'm
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just feeling that that perfect storm of
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resentment and frustration and Bend
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powerlessness little bit of resignation
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well but i can't succumb to resignation
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that's that is the that is the flaw in
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me I mean the word the word that comes
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to mind this is not a word that i use
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lightly because it the connotations but
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i think it's it's frankly depressing
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it makes me depressed it makes me
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depressed how much clothing I have to
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take off to go get on a plane and then
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stand there in and get dressed in front
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of other people I'm not like a modest
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person but there's something actually
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depressing to me that this is this is
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what it's come to
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it's deeply depressing and and and it is
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and he you sit there and you feel like
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you could not you could not design a
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system that is more sort of like it's
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just the lowest level of the basement
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right you can't complain about it
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because it's such a low level it's such
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a like mild shock you can't really
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enlist I mean even the fact that you and
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I are devoting this much time to talk
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about it
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there will be a certain number of people
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who roll their eyes and say whatever
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firstworldproblems whatever
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yeah people who don't travel yeah wh-who
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like to say first world problems in
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response to things that they don't want
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to think about but like culturally to
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have arrived at a place where there is
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no there is no way that you can assure
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the world you cannot either there are no
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bona fides right you cannot say can we
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just accept that I am no threat to
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everyone like it is not necessary to
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assume mrs. the thing i guess it is not
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necessary for a civilized society to
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assume a priori that every person is a
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threat until proven otherwise
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and the and it isn't a one-to-one
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correlation that either everyone is a
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threat or we have to we have to target
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people by race you know and this is the
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this is the premise that's kind of
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advanced us like well either everybody
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has to suffer or weed or or we have to
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resort to profiling because those are
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the only two options
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it's like no those aren't the only two
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options they really aren't like there
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are a lot of people of all races colors
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and creates that are no threat the vast
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vast majority of the number of people
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who are threat are such a tiny miniscule
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percentage percentage of a percentage
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and that that are only as happy as a
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people as a civilization that that the
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only solution to that tiny percentage is
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that every single person
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who wants to move about shall be treated
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shall be debased and treated as a
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criminal like it was that each person
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who wants to travel for pleasure or
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business needs to be mugged by a cop
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before they could just move you move to
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the next stage to the next stage of what
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is going to be a further debasing
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process like you know now you have been
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now you have been x-rayed and fingered
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and now you have to go sit in a broken
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chair in a fart tube and maybe you'll
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get half a can of club so that while the
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plane sits for three hours on the top
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like like this process is like it speaks
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to a brokenness in the grand experiment
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which I am of which I am a vocal
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proponent of you know the idea that we
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as human beings are evolving positively
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and we and culture is evolving
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positively and we are we are building on
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what we have made and we are creating
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that we are working toward a utopia or
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working toward a betterment of our
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condition as people and I I've always
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believed in it and this kind of like
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like bass police state ism is so
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antithetical to it and it it is
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depressing it is humiliating and it is
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infuriating and I cannot resign myself
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to it i don't i don't know how to
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protest
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which is part of the part of what see
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Millie ating but I can never just I can
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never walk up to that security line and
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just turn into a cow because because I
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really do feel like there will come a
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day when they will like when they're
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going to start hurting a certain
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percentage of the people over into a
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dark room and you never see him again
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totally and it's it's part of the
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problem is that it's a proxy war
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I think you need to be very careful in
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life about how many proxy wars you
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decide to fight because when you start a
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proxy war you your you go beyond some
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kind of in like an initial problem
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whether that's on a proxy war starts out
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with a good enough idea which is that
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there's this thing out there this really
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really bad thing that happened
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it's really really bad thing that almost
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happened and now we're going to put all
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this stuff in place to make sure that
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never happens again even though we
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really know it's never gonna change
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what's already happened
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it can try it's already happened but now
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there's going to be this whole new set
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of of new I mean how many people who
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died in a having a department store
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bombed in the eighties by the IRA really
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had that strong of an opinion one way or
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another about how things went with the
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troubles that's an extreme example but
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in this instance now you know I mean
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that the most obvious example being like
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the underwear bomber the shoe bomber or
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the whatever bomber
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I mean our response to something that
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didn't even work like a bombing tactic
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that didn't even work that was really
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implausible to begin with is to not
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everybody take their shoes or whatever
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so now we've got this entire force of
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people who aren't even cops r sub cops
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are there barely security guards they
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know it doesn't work
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this is well-documented they know that
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all this stuff is theatrical but they
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have to take extremely seriously and now
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there they are I you know different
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screen but perhaps perhaps I think
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someone understandably they're mad at us
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if we don't play along because they're
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just doing their job
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we're trying to do our job just being
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normal people but now that proxy war is
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is it's taking on this just the basic
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dignity of being just a normal American
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who can move freely and trying to as you
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say put us through this little this
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little sluice of indignity to make us
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kind of kowtow to this the basic concept
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that we are being protected by doing
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this and we are not being protected by
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doing that now that's that's the that's
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the really galling part of this if you
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honestly thought there's 2,500 people in
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this line right now and we know that one
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of them has explosives in their ass
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by all means why would say maybe just
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cancel the flight if you know that I
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don't really know that but you really
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going to search everybody's ass for a
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balloon full of explosives
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no because you know it's all bullshit
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you know that none of that stuff is true
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and it is about more than just
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firstworldproblems it's about this is a
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country where you used to be able to
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move freely and be able to to do stuff
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now you show up on lists and you don't
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know why and you can take it off the
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list but the proximal part I think
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becomes important because now like every
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kind of proxy war that you start out by
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salt non non solving a problem or a
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non-problem and now on top of that
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you've got all of these new problems as
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a result of that
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well the primary new problem is I i
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cannot be alone in in traveling through
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airports and basically thinking the
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entire time about all the different ways
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i would i get all the different ways I
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could sneak a bomb through here if I
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really wanted to that that's that was
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just that was just going to say this is
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this to me became extremely icy this now
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probably one of the three times the
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travel i see this exact same thing
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happening each time it blows me away is
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that you'll be standing there and
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watching people you know seeing little
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kids get search for bombs and then
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somebody pushing a what i would estimate
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to be probably a 100 gallon garbage pail
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on Wheels is waived through yeah because
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they're an employee now they have a pass
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and they've been checked and stuff yeah
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so somebody making ten dollars and fifty
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cents an hour gets gets wave through
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it's not a question of class it's a
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question of just read one fucking spy
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novel and figure out how you would do it
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you know what you would do you go to
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just go to pilot and have them do it
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it's not gonna be it's not gonna be the
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old lady with the medicine and the
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gallon of water who doesn't understand
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the 3-ounce rule
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yeah anyway I everybody's like the last
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or exactly but that but then that that's
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what you have these knock-on effects
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proxy wars maybe not the best term for
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it but I think when you when you try to
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have these little of the dramatis
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persona of people who are trying to have
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a life play out these little political
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plays and then act you know we're not
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supposed to act like we know anything's
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fucked up about it
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I mean how can
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an intelligent person do that for ten
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years and feel great about it and feel
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really proud
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well I the thing that concerns me is
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that something i really do feel this way
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something has been lost in in the course
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and just the span of my adult life where
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the where the idea of a of living by
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example has as almost like completely
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gone awry in our culture and has been
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replaced by this like this cultural war
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of that that's that's happening in a
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thousand different ways that don't need
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to be detailed but but the the the idea
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the idea that that at as the United
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States in our role in in what we used to
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think of as our role as like the
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aspirational nation where no matter
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where you lived in the world right you
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would aspire to come to America to live
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free and have opportunity we should that
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impossible things can happen and it
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could be sustained at scale
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yeah and possible things and all the
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criticisms of that that America's wealth
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is a result of exploitation of a nun
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exploited country that we stole from
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people and center etc etc all those
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taken in and and you know like accepted
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and assumed as valid criticisms still
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the United States as a democratic
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experiment was for a very long time the
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place where human ideas taken from all
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around the world were sort of put into
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practice like let us try these ideas and
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there are there are innumerable ways
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that there were secret societies and
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that the whole thing was just a CIA you
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know like a fake radio station the
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entire time etc etc but in but in actual
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fact like the human experience the human
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experiment
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was and is still being played out in
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America better than anywhere else and
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more on a greater scale and with like
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with more factors right there's no other
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place in the world that has as many
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people of different races cultures and
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creeds who all trying to come to a
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consensus live according to common rules
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and end with a system that allows those
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rules to evolve in real time to reflect
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new ideas and new cultures coming in you
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know there's that the the rules in
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america are so much different than they
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were 20 years ago and for the better
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because of the influx of all these new
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ideas and we are like uniquely flexible
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to assimilate all these different new
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concepts and and a lot of that
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flexibility is because of our diversity
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but something is something is lost now
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that we are not we are no longer leading
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by example in terms of assuming like
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taking acceptable risks that yes people
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are gonna get hurt that yes it is messy
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that yes every once in a while every
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once in a while somebody is going to
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sneak through with an underwear bomb you
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know in all in all frankness because you
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cannot eliminate all crazies you know
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you cannot you cannot stop all predators
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and it's crazy to try and so somewhere
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somewhere on the scale the the practice
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of of democracy and the practice of
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freedom has to look like it you know it
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has to this is my this is my beef with
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washington DC right now you remember
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going to washington DC when you were a
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kid he walked right up you driving down
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Pennsylvania Avenue standing on the
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sidewalk get your picture taken in front
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of the White House it was fun it was
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open and democratic looking
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you know the President of the United
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States lives right there in that house
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yeah with glass windows yeah and yes
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there's a fence because he doesn't want
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people playing frisbee on the lawn but
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that fence is like just offense and yes
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there are security people but you don't
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see them and this is the end and there's
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the capital where were all the
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government is he like it's all right
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here laid out in this beautiful city
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it's not it's not deep inside a a player
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yea even even if there are bonkers but
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but the appearance of of america was
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like very appealing and very open and
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that was intentional even even as we
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were fighting wars and into China on the
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sly but now you go to Washington DC and
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it looks like an armed camp everywhere
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you go there are black SUVs full of
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black-clad machine gun carrying secret
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service and land park police and fifty
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different kinds of cop the entire area
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around the White House is barricaded
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with tank traps
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I mean seriously like tank traps and
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black hawk helicopters are flying over
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the city at all times and again it is as
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you're saying complete security theater
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but it's one hundred percent the wrong
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impulse that isn't the theater that we
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need to be playing our theater needs to
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be the theater of confidence and and
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calm right and to play this theater of
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like of of a security state is it's
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deeply anti-american it is profoundly
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anti-democratic and like fills me with
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rage because it's an insult that I think
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your borders on treason an insult to the
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idea of America and that the thing that
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I love about America and the America
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that I would die to defend you know and
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I and and
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all of the like Eagle tattoos and
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freedom chance or whatever are our
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garbage jingoism if you can't walk down
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the street in washington DC without
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feeling threatened by our own police if
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you can't fly from seattle to san
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francisco without feeling like you are
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not just under surveillance but like
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presumed guilty right can demonstrate
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demonstrate test that you're not a
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threat it's true it's that it is that
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it's antithetical to the American Way
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and end into the american way that
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existed all the way through the Reagan
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years all the way really through the
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Clinton years and again I hear the
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chorus of of finger waggers who want to
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tell me all about the secret secret like
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behind-the-scenes governments and all
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that but I'm talking about the
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appearance the the temperature on the
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street the feeling that America had that
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other places didn't you know if you got
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off the subway in berlin in 1987 yes
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there were there were armed police
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standing around because the presumption
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then was that there were a million
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Soviets on the other side of the fence
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but in America there were not tank traps
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around the White House you know if the
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tanks get that far
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he didn't hear and I know that the tank
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traps are there to keep to keep Timothy
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make V and his freightliner van truth
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from getting up close enough to the
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White House to like break the windows
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but but it's a you know they're there is
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a way to close pennsylvania avenue and
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decorate it with flowers you know there
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are ways to do these things and make it
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not appear that you are that you're
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playing a video game
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it seems like it's such a dick cheney
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move it is it is and that's what I
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because that's what I think his legacy
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that then some ways like one of his many
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wonderful legacies for this country is
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going to be shit like that
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just you know that the entire theatrical
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thing that is going to keep you know
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will pretty much any c- attacker from
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really doing anything to us what you
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remember that scene in California a few
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years ago where those two bank robbers
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had machine guns and they walked down
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the street some supposedly with impunity
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just firing their machine guns all
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around and the cops the the story that
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the cops told you have enough firepower
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day when Carly outgun yeah and and like
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2,000 cops were outgunned by one guy and
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a machine gun and his friend driving a
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car and so the the response from law
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enforcement nationwide to that was
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listen the bad guys have these really
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powerful guns and so we need to we need
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to Double Down we need to militarize
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because there are these these bad guys
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with guns now look through the history
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of America there have always been bad
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guys with guns they have always had as
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as modern a gun as you could have right
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i mean the sniper in the clock tower in
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austin back in the sixties was a Marine
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sniper with a sniper rifle just shooting
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at students like its it was never a
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question of firepower but because this
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guy's gotta gotta automatic or
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semi-automatic weapon you felt it
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immediately like all of a sudden the
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cops wearing black fatigues everywhere
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and they're driving around in in SUV's
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with blacked out windows and the police
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have always wanted that but there were
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civilian checks on that kind of thing
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like the civilian population said in
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general we don't want the police driving
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around in tanks looking like just stop
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oh it's not what we want we want police
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walking swinging their billy clubs and
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harassing teenagers but sitting in soda
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fountains and we you know we like we
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want the police to be to protect us to
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look like they protect us to look like
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members of the community and in the last
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15 years
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the police have have through the this
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sort of hero-worshipping cult and the
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the general militarizing of the United
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States now everywhere you look the cops
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have their have combat boots on their
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pants are bloused they're carrying like
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sometimes three guns and they look like
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paratroopers and particularly at any
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kind of big gathering all of a sudden
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they even the cops that are in normal
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uniforms run home and get their
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paratrooper outfits on and what and what
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kind of job you dressing for at that
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point exactly what you're my kid is lost
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in a department store or something or
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something something happens in like
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somebody has to go up and ask for help
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with something you are now walking up to
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somebody in paramilitary gear with three
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guns like what is that person's job
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what is their job and what do they think
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their job if you saw you if you spent 25
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years of your life walking with three
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guns and body armor all the time you're
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not going to think of yourself as a
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community police office that's exactly
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the right of yourself basically is Army
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Reserve and if you if you are coming to
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a peaceful gathering in your town in the
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town square and you show up and there
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are a line of cops dress like army
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rangers on night patrol do you go to
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them for help if you if you lose your
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wallet or do you mean do you like stand
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on the other side of the square and I
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them warily like not take it a step
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further for that matter if you think
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something is kind of odd or something
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you know you want to make a note about
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to somebody i'm usually something you
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want to say something
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well kind of but I mean yet obviously
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obviously if you find this terrorist
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that you have to tell them about it but
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just something as simple as like I would
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be I would be it seems to be inadvisable
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to go to to go to that particular arm of
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law enforcement anything but like a
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desire for deadly enforcement i mean
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that that that you know the the finer
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tools are not going to get used nearly
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as much as like pepper spraying three
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that's exactly right like that like
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these are not police who are who are
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projecting that they are helpful or that
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they are kind or the day are thoughtful
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or considerate you know the area that
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they even human
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they basically they likes nitin
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stormtroopers a loaded term but in a
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sense of being like an anonymous
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enforcer of some kind of in order that
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you never even heard right so fast
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forward a couple years from now where
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the technology to have one in three of
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those people be a robot but that you
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mean we really are like like like
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somebody's i read on Twitter the other
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day that somebody's I thought really
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really smart comment that people are
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always bitching that we were promised
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flying cars but if you were born anytime
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after nineteen seventy what you are
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really promised by science fiction was a
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dystopian police state and in fact II
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the price of the promises of science
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fiction are coming true so quit your
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bitching and it was it was a very clever
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tween but also like it really resonated
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with me like oh right
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if you were born in nineteen thirty
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maybe you were promised flying cars they
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are like a house of the future yeah
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right like this lesson kinda like
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high-tech leisure that was all like
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World's Fair 1962 popular science kind
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of stuff and by the time 1980 came
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around science fiction was just like oh
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yes it's going to be a cesspool ruled
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from on high by robots and either you
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are either you're living in a space pod
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you're needed here living on Elysium or
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you're not you know and and I feel like
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the the the solution
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you know we have to start now and we
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have to start now by not resigning
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ourselves to to these minor indignities
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up on behalf of the TSA like it is
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possible to roll back the police state
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mentality
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but it requires that we have that we
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resume a mentality that like cultural
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wide agriculture wide a mentality that
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that favors peace and tranquility and
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consensus over divisive pneus
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and-and-and in a way that means that our
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hyper hyper worship of individuality
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needs to be somewhat tempered you know
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the idea that every single person has a
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right to whatever their to whatever
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myriad like bullet points they can come
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up with to describe their own individual
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identity like that premise that each
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person's individual identity identity is
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it is a is a status rather than that we
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each are that our status is derived
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through the like the the welfare of the
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group you know that no one of us has a
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status greater than another if the
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lowest part or if any if any quadrant of
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the group is not like well cared for
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then we all lose status and that is a
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then we all lose status and that is a
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that's a lost art and it it was never
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articulated before because it was
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presumed in a lot of ways and on all
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sides now every single person has every
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single person in America it has this
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kind of strange combination of like
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Appalachian frat boy like rebel status
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you know what I mean every single person
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is a rebel now and if everyone's a rebel
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there will never be any peace we all we
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deserve to live in a police state
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because we're all rebels all the time
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and I'm stealing cultural pop-culture
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rebels or you mean like like a going to
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the compound kind of rebels
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I mean I mean we easily been talking
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about like like just coming up with the
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multi-purpose artisanal entitlement what
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one person at a time i mean it when you
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think about it the one thing that
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unifies a like a newly out trans sex
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worker and a Alabama frat-boy investment
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banker deacon in his church the the the
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one thing that unifies them is that
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neither one of them is going to let
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anybody tell them what to do
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neither one of them is going to let
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anybody define them right and culturally
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now we that this dominates our
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conversation on every side of the
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political spectrum
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nobody's going to tell me who I am or
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what I can do and I can be anybody I
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want to be and you're you're not the
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boss of me like that's the that is the
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American consensus now and it is dull
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it's dull and Italy it leads us down
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this path where we are children and so
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the cops are doing what comes natural to
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them which is we need more guns we need
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more Thor tie so that's the cops that's
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what they will always do its what
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they've always done right but there's no
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one to stop them now they're never going
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to say you know what you have two
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minutes
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it's not the cops job to say we need to
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have a more civil society and when so as
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police we're gonna we're going to
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accomplish that by putting our guns away
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like the cops are never gonna do that
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right that has to come from that has to
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come from well and it has to come from a
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new a new coalition of people from all
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walks of life who say no my you know my
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individuality does not take precedence
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you can tell me what to do i will i do
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agree that although this law does not
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seem to apply directly to me although i
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don't have any kids and I am being taxed
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for the public schools
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I'm gonna just I'm just gonna I'm not
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I'm not
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it's not that I'm gonna just give stop
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complaining about my taxes to the public
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schools i'm going to group i'm going to
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gratefully give my tax money to the
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public schools to educate my neighbor's
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kids because that's how you make
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better world 20 years from now and no
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one's preaching that anymore you know
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that I think that used to come from that
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used to come from the youth from the
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church's it used to come from the from
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the from just this your your your normal
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sense of community it wasn't a thing you
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could even reasonably argue it was just
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the john birch society and the wingnuts
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way way out there would ever argue that
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we shouldn't be taxed for public schools
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I I guess I just feel like the the stuff
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the stuff that involves me and all this
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there's there's a you know it's always
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the the boogeymen of the various
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dystopian futures that we call out and
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worried about but there's something like
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particularly enduring about Kafka to me
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because in a cough go
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navalur Kafka story it's the the part
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that's the most disturbing as you don't
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know why it's happening that that's the
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thing that's the thing that really gets
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me so I take your point in particular
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about things like the police that's
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their job right i mean the police are
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always going to want things that make it
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easier or less difficult to do police
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work the people who gather intelligence
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are always going to want everything they
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need to make it less difficult to gather
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intelligence is never going to be a day
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when they say you know what we really
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need all these phone records the part
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the part that I find so troubling and
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the part that I think is going to lead
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to more and more credibility problems at
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various many many different levels is
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that this whole like well this is just
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how it is that that's the dick cheney
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this of it you know is the like is like
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wait no wait a minute wait a minute no
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I've got photos here of what cops look
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like 20 years ago I got photos now what
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they look like now there's still
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probably real good people but I can't
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tell because they're wear masks and
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right here
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why is that and when do we get to is
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that just how it's gonna be now and and
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why is it why is it that this person got
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picked out of line and not that person
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why is it suddenly I mean it's just so
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much opacity to this all-consuming need
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to control all things that I i mean i
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don't have a prediction on what that's
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going to lead to like a revolution or
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something but i think it's certainly
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hurts the credibility of of anybody
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who's trying to do something good in
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government
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is when you increasingly say things like
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you know you you can't fly and I can't
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even tell you whether you are on a list
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and what you can or can't you do about
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it i'm not even having this conversation
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with you right now that's that then that
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to me that's why kafka kafka ask
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component of this is what makes it so
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deeply troubling it's one thing to say
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like okay there's a real bad guy
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there's this classic villain who's doing
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all this bad stuff to that but I don't
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get that feeling at all it's more like
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again though whatever the hunterian like
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finality of evil thing it's just a bunch
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of people doing their fucking job
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it's their job is to create more and
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more opacity about this non solution to
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what's increasingly starting to seem
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like an unsolvable problem what's the
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problem the problem is security
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what was that mean yeah like what I mean
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how much further do we have to go
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I mean how much further will we go in
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these directions where things just keep
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getting weirder and like the more that
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we asked questions about the more the
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more suspicious that we've seen and then
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i'm not i'm not a wing night i'm not out
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here saying like I don't even have a
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conspiracy theory i just don't
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understand how how you can be a reason
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member of a democratic society when
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you're just not allowed to have basic
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information about why things are
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operating the way they're operating and
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that what what's what's terrifying or
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what is what is so dispiriting is when
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Obama was running for election the first
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time all this stuff was true it was all
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happening all around us
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i mean the the fact that that the
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Department of Homeland Security is even
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called that like it was I thought that
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it was the I thought it was the broadest
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parody in the world until I realized
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they were serious yes like homeland
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security
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it's as not see a thing you could say
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anything he just it's like father llegan
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honesty file and got crossed off
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fatherland security is exactly what it
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is and so so but we've accepted that we
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don't even say Homeland Security with a
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sneer anymore but what Obama was running
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he was really selling it to us that it
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was time for a change and I mean
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obviously that was his slogan but also
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like you
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yes it is time for the left and the
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left's traditional relationship to the
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cops and to the army to step in here and
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we need to we need to cleanse our
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palates we need to have a juice fast
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nationwide juice fast and we are going
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to poop out some hard and fecal matter
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and we're going to come out the other
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side and we are going to demilitarize
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really was a big part of his message and
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closing Guantanamo and all the other
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like restoring the rule of law actually
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one point say that he was going to have
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the most open administration
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yeah it wasn't an actual words that came
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out of his mouth that they were with me
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and even as the the number of these like
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National Security Letters has gone off
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the charts and the numbers are just not
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not adding up
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well and the tenant it isn't just that
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administration have us have accepted all
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militarization as fait accompli you you
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know that a Hillary Clinton
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administration is not going back is not
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going back any of that stuff off either
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like she she has to appear to be as
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hawkish as the most hawkish Democrat
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because she you know to the
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one attack you would make on a on a
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female president is that she's not tough
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enough you know she's not going to roll
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what you what you could have come to is
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that really the Democratic Party the
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left the left choice in America is now
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as invested in a police state as the
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right and it isn't it isn't working
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anymore they're really does need to be a
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new conversation where we start with the
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premise that we are not at we are not at
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in constant war will instruct the
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premise that this guy's this is fucked
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it's just that it doesn't feel like
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there's any everybody seems to be kind
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of grimly nodding along about this
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horrible situation that nobody likes but
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we have to deal with and I just don't
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feel like there's been like a collective
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exhaling where everybody goes you know
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what this is fucked up right
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we need that we need to we need to get a
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couple things we need to get our mind
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right about a few things
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yeah we don't want to be we don't want
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to be dummies we don't want to get
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attacked like because of carelessness
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but like our AO but I mean how much
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longer can we keep moving in this
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particular direction and you know just
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close your eyes and think of England you
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know it's like there's something's got
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to happen we just go look at its fucked
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up the exhale
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yeah i mean III don't know what that
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looks like and is a fucking hate
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politics knowledge but i don't know i
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don't know what I don't know what the
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what what kind of solution you can have
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because that that's a conversation
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nobody wants to have nobody wants to be
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the one who stick their head up
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especially to try to get into office
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everyone's just like you say nobody
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wants to stick their hand up and go you
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know what this is this is pretty fucked
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well and what it was having a week isn't
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here the other thing that John is like
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we can't even really know how much
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terrorism has been stopped because then
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that would be alright secure them to let
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us know what's actually happened
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yeah I would it would be dangerous
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because not every third person walking
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through an airport is thinking now if I
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had a coke if I let's see if I had three
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shampoo bottles that were full of the
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three components that make plastic
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explosives and my friend had three
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shampoo bottles like how many terrorist
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plots have been foiled like okay let's
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assume all of them or I mean it's it is
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irrelevant ultimately to the to the
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question of and this is the this is the
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question of automating armies you know
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and this was the problem with the
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invasion of afghanistan in the first
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place before we even invaded Iraq there
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was from Rumsfeld
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this like a hard-on for technology where
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he felt like he wasn't going to have to
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put American lives at risk in order that
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it was going to be thought it was kinda
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thinking in it seems like he thought it
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was going to be basically like the
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Allies rolling through Europe in World
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War two but with like space lasers
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Spacely dragon and give us flowers and
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there are the Americans little American
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flags being waived and our guys would
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have the big bubble helmets on and walk
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around space lasers space lasers and
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maybe talking to each other on heads-up
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displays and the Taliban would lay down
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their guns or their sharpened sticks or
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whatever it was that he thought they had
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and we would be greeted in Afghanistan
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like liberators and conquering dollars
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finally the Americans are here because
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everybody knows in Afghanistan and
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Pakistan traditionally they welcomed
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invaders and yeah but that but the idea
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and and the military keeps moving in
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this direction like it would be good for
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business is an American invasion you
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know you know what people love ya
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they love to see American invaders
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particularly robot engagement i can
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actually see their faces but I bet their
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nights but like with their the the
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military's talking about this like a
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one-in-three one in four soldiers now
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being a robot in the next 20 years a
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serious
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oh yeah this is this is their new this
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is that this is the big position paper
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now that the and a big part of that is
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like to be the support staff can be to
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be replaced with robots oh no not drone
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planes but like drawing people from
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people absolutely about copy like more
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like a drone vehicle that yes vehicle
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person but it would be a situation where
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they could reduce the living humans that
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was that constituted a brigade and still
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have a brigade strength who of force
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because they would replace the humans
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that they're taking out with robot
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helpers and you know and then robot
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friends and then yeah robots you know
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first row first the robot cooks yeah and
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then the robot ninjas
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ok maybe yeah maybe maybe they could use
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like farm equipment they could kill two
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birds with one stone given maybe they
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can have robot farm soldiers well even
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with it will be a grenade thrower and
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then he'll be pulling a plow
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yeah or maybe he could help pull out
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some you know some of the natural
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resources get out some of those metals
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right it looks like super training also
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digging diamonds it's a little bit of a
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military diamond taking soldier bot
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yeah but but what that person with that
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presumes is that whatever foreign policy
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work were trying to effect is not worth
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in american life and if and if we can
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remove American lives from the equation
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then we no longer have a problem at home
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because we no longer have moms on the TV
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crying about their dead is interesting
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and if we if we are no longer losing
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soldiers and if robots are cheaper than
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soldiers and they are then it's not it's
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not like we would never reduce the
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defense budget we would just have more
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and more soldiers more and more robot
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soldiers and with with less and less
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political cost less and less investment
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and how much much lower threshold of of
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engagement like already we are bombing
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people from drones and that and despite
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you know we have a we have a listener on
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the line who is a drone pilot were you
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aware of that really talking about that
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yeah and he has a BS very strong
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feelings that the drone program is
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ethical and that you know under tight
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control and is a you know is a service
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to our country and he he's written a
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book about it that he sent me and it's a
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very interesting book but this the
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standard the ethical standard for what
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it takes now 44 American technology to
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kill somebody
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i mean it's it's been on the on the way
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for a long time but but and it away
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carpet bombing
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car bombing a city from 50,000 feet and
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like drone attacking somebody in the
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desert of Yemen that there's not a you
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know you can't really make a case that
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carpet bombing is any more discreet
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certainly but you know we're right up
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against the Monroe Doctrine here you
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know we r we r do we are essentially
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assassinating heads of state of non
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states in in in contravention of like
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our own law and and what we are and what
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we're trying to do is eliminate our
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investment in the sense of if we can
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take our soldiers out if we can take our
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human cost away and this is true of the
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it in the police to like they are not
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willing to put a policeman in a
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situation where he might get injured
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because it looks bad and it feels bad
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and so in order to keep the policeman
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safe they militarized them to the point
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that we are now facing a wall of
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black-faced like armored cops and every
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step of the way it's like right i don't
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want a policeman to get hurt either but
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actually the risk of getting hurt is
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part of the job of being a policeman and
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if you and and and and the reality is if
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you send one cop in his shirtsleeves
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into a group of agitators nine out of
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ten times he's going to be able to
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relate to them on a human level and
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defuse the situation and if you send 25
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cops dressed as robots to confront those
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agitators ninety-nine percent of the
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time it's going to turn into a fight
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and the and the risk has to be that one
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cop 1 out of 10 * is going to get hurt
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and if you're not willing to take that
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risk then you set up a situation where
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worth what we're all fighting always all
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the time and nobody saying please and
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