Roderick on the Line

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00:00:05 ◼   ► hello John I'm Merlin has going so early [TS]

00:00:15 ◼   ► yep I never know I I am wait until i see [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► you somewhere online in the morning [TS]

00:00:26 ◼   ► before contacting you [TS]

00:00:27 ◼   ► oh you're one of the only people left [TS]

00:00:30 ◼   ► who is actually watching what other [TS]

00:00:32 ◼   ► people are doing online so when I never [TS]

00:00:35 ◼   ► see you online [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► I but that's one LS and your little [TS]

00:00:39 ◼   ► bloop give a google alert set up for [TS]

00:00:41 ◼   ► when I tweet in the morning i do it here [TS]

00:00:43 ◼   ► on the android phone hot rod Beck is [TS]

00:00:45 ◼   ► valid alleble for things [TS]

00:00:48 ◼   ► hello-o the great thing about our [TS]

00:00:51 ◼   ► podcast is it's a professional it's a [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► professional sounding podcasts and [TS]

00:00:55 ◼   ► professionally organized podcast me in [TS]

00:00:59 ◼   ► every sense except the the money part [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► right and inventory and we organize part [TS]

00:01:04 ◼   ► we put yes that's true with those two [TS]

00:01:07 ◼   ► notable exceptions [TS]

00:01:10 ◼   ► this is a very professional thing we [TS]

00:01:11 ◼   ► have going here yeah it's it's not a [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► website remember what having a website [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► meant you were like officially you [TS]

00:01:16 ◼   ► really arrived [TS]

00:01:17 ◼   ► do I ever i remember when having I [TS]

00:01:19 ◼   ► remember when getting a website was a [TS]

00:01:21 ◼   ► forty thousand dollar proposition [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► oh and you have like a flash animated [TS]

00:01:25 ◼   ► bear holding it holding a bunch of [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► balloons child but the long winters you [TS]

00:01:33 ◼   ► should do that that would be sweet like [TS]

00:01:35 ◼   ► it with the bear look like you little [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► bear with the balloons kind of going up [TS]

00:01:38 ◼   ► and down animated my eyelashes may not [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► view the internet I can't believe it's [TS]

00:01:50 ◼   ► still around [TS]

00:01:51 ◼   ► you know it barely is not what God [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► alright John was the internet barely [TS]

00:01:56 ◼   ► what's going on [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► haha i don't even care I don't even care [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► to talk about the internet I I feel like [TS]

00:02:03 ◼   ► I feel like they're bigger fish to fry [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► atta boy in the world there are bigger [TS]

00:02:08 ◼   ► fish to fry [TS]

00:02:09 ◼   ► bears love fish I was thinking the other [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► day i was thinking the other day I am [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► got you know what i'm going to i'm [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► changing i'm changing my tune [TS]

00:02:18 ◼   ► I'm changing course I realized that I I [TS]

00:02:25 ◼   ► now I'm going to work the rest of my [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► life that in order to pursue the the end [TS]

00:02:33 ◼   ► goal of having the US Congress be [TS]

00:02:38 ◼   ► composed entirely of women huh i think [TS]

00:02:43 ◼   ► if we had if we had an all-female [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► because there have been there were many [TS]

00:02:47 ◼   ► many many decades where it was all men [TS]

00:02:49 ◼   ► right and yet patty Murray to patty [TS]

00:02:53 ◼   ► Murray an amazing senator shirokino and [TS]

00:02:56 ◼   ► tennis shoes at her she's the mom and [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► tennis shoes that's right Maria Cantwell [TS]

00:02:59 ◼   ► the other Washington State the junior [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► washington state senator also a great a [TS]

00:03:02 ◼   ► great lady I feel like if the Congress [TS]

00:03:05 ◼   ► if the House and Senate were all women [TS]

00:03:08 ◼   ► the country would be run better and [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► there would be it would just in in [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► general I mean picture for a second [TS]

00:03:16 ◼   ► in general the quality of life in [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► America would skyrocket [TS]

00:03:22 ◼   ► I don't think there's I don't think [TS]

00:03:23 ◼   ► there's any you can't make a case [TS]

00:03:25 ◼   ► against an all-female Congress through [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► and I'm not you know half of them will [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► be Republicans let's just say that right [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► off the truck off the top half of them [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► are going to be you know you're gonna be [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► Phyllis shapely style [TS]

00:03:42 ◼   ► well when I think we're looking at cases [TS]

00:03:46 ◼   ► right but uh but I think in general all [TS]

00:03:51 ◼   ► of the whole Congress all women maybe [TS]

00:03:53 ◼   ► maybe like a couple of token guys and I [TS]

00:03:59 ◼   ► think that I think to take the United [TS]

00:04:00 ◼   ► States will only benefit so that's my [TS]

00:04:02 ◼   ► new project through which you do this [TS]

00:04:05 ◼   ► via Democratic means or will there be a [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► coup d'état that has to be it has to be [TS]

00:04:11 ◼   ► Democratic in order to keep the flavor [TS]

00:04:13 ◼   ► of america and I had a little Democratic [TS]

00:04:15 ◼   ► for sure and and the honest honest to [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► god fact is that i cannot like in order [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► to achieve this goal i actually have to [TS]

00:04:23 ◼   ► like I it's not going to work if if [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► there's some guy behind it [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► yeah things that's also so what what I [TS]

00:04:31 ◼   ► have to do what it is [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► is basically as I have to voluntarily [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► step aside and not run for Congress not [TS]

00:04:41 ◼   ► run for the Senate in order to make [TS]

00:04:43 ◼   ► space for a more qualified woman ladies [TS]

00:04:46 ◼   ► first [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► that's right here truly are a gentleman [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► so i'm i'm making this sacrifice kind of [TS]

00:04:52 ◼   ► in with some ways what would be the [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► ultimate sacrifice in order and will not [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► remember not not running for Congress [TS]

00:04:58 ◼   ► without your ultimate sacrifice not [TS]

00:05:00 ◼   ► running for Congress it for me would be [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► the ultimate sacrifice all the way from [TS]

00:05:04 ◼   ► but some gave all I decided to not do [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► something about it yeah love but I have [TS]

00:05:14 ◼   ► a mouth full of peanut butter [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► I made cookies this morning [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► first first took you have eaten in a [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► long time and it's a cookie that i found [TS]

00:05:23 ◼   ► it when I was cleaning out the van and I [TS]

00:05:28 ◼   ► was like I don't want to throw this away [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► i don't know how old it is but I don't [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► want to throw it away it seems like a [TS]

00:05:32 ◼   ► waste of a good cookie so I kept it [TS]

00:05:34 ◼   ► around for a couple of weeks in a jar [TS]

00:05:36 ◼   ► and then I was like this morning i don't [TS]

00:05:40 ◼   ► know i was feeling vulnerable i ate the [TS]

00:05:42 ◼   ► cookie and I don't know what happens [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► when cookie is like six months old [TS]

00:05:47 ◼   ► whether the salt in it kind of condenses [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► I think it can sit up on its own [TS]

00:05:51 ◼   ► maybe maybe through salt from the air [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:05:54 ◼   ► it was a very salty cookie was it out in [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► the open John was just a van cookie just [TS]

00:05:59 ◼   ► kind of out out know it's there wasn't [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► like it's not it's not like it felt [TS]

00:06:02 ◼   ► between the seat cushions no it wasn't [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► it was in a cookie bag who but it was [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► the it was a solitary cookie in a cookie [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► bag maybe it's just the Christmas [TS]

00:06:12 ◼   ► talking but that seems very sad and [TS]

00:06:13 ◼   ► graduated [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► yeah I didn't and it was good but boy [TS]

00:06:16 ◼   ► salty and I have to watch my salt intake [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► now why is that well you know i I'm I'm [TS]

00:06:24 ◼   ► aging so fast [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► alright i went to the doctor the other [TS]

00:06:30 ◼   ► day first time in a long time and the [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► the the nurse [TS]

00:06:37 ◼   ► weighs and measures me and I swear to [TS]

00:06:43 ◼   ► you I have no idea if this is even [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► possible but i have lost an inch in [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► height now I don't vertically [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► yeah I don't have osteoporosis I'm up my [TS]

00:06:55 ◼   ► spine is not collapsing I don't see [TS]

00:06:57 ◼   ► house your house John you're just [TS]

00:06:58 ◼   ► settling in its it was extremely [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► unsettling i was there i was there 10 [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► see the doctor about a thing that was [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► but deviling me but as soon as this dose [TS]

00:07:08 ◼   ► gives me this this diagnosis of being [TS]

00:07:12 ◼   ► one inch shorter than I ever was [TS]

00:07:15 ◼   ► I now I didn't care about whatever the [TS]

00:07:18 ◼   ► problem was that got me to the doctor [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► and all i wanted to talk about was how [TS]

00:07:21 ◼   ► that's possible [TS]

00:07:22 ◼   ► the doctor guy was sitting in the [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► waiting for sitting in the examination [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► room and the doctor comes in and said so [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► tell me about what brought you in here [TS]

00:07:29 ◼   ► today and I said I don't want to talk [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► about that anymore i want to talk about [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► your uh your height at your height scale [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► and how it is broken and so she measured [TS]

00:07:40 ◼   ► me again [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► actually it was a nurse practitioner [TS]

00:07:42 ◼   ► probably pulled in the big guns [TS]

00:07:46 ◼   ► she measured me again and she was like [TS]

00:07:47 ◼   ► sorry and always tell you [TS]

00:07:49 ◼   ► oh my god John that must be really a [TS]

00:07:51 ◼   ► disquieting i I don't I there i have no [TS]

00:07:55 ◼   ► context for it because like for example [TS]

00:07:57 ◼   ► I there are people in my family that I [TS]

00:08:00 ◼   ► guess I don't associate process but you [TS]

00:08:02 ◼   ► know when you get old you get smaller [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► yes I don't claim to understand it it [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► happened to my dad he was not that he [TS]

00:08:09 ◼   ► was not the tower towering man he was in [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► his in his later years he had lost an [TS]

00:08:15 ◼   ► inch or two but I am NOT not an old man [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► who is shrinking in his shoes I don't [TS]

00:08:22 ◼   ► know if you don't get a second opinion [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► I mean something others i got a second [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► opinion from a nurse practitioner I'm [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► very disquieted that's very disquieting [TS]

00:08:29 ◼   ► John that that's that you're right that [TS]

00:08:31 ◼   ► should be something where you know let's [TS]

00:08:33 ◼   ► kick this other thing down the lane a [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► little bit and talk about my height [TS]

00:08:36 ◼   ► yeah it's yeah right high blood pressure [TS]

00:08:39 ◼   ► can wait [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► yeah overworked and not for the time [TS]

00:08:42 ◼   ► yeah hot see all these things it's [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► usually worse for your blood pressure [TS]

00:08:47 ◼   ► than knowing you're getting short [TS]

00:08:48 ◼   ► thank you [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► I was washing my hands at the sink the [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► other day of my back went out [TS]

00:08:52 ◼   ► I just need to lay on the floor [TS]

00:08:59 ◼   ► I'll be fine no no you go ahead I'll [TS]

00:09:03 ◼   ► catch up [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► it's the worst I need to use the toilet [TS]

00:09:07 ◼   ► anyway yeah you know it's not die at I [TS]

00:09:11 ◼   ► it's not that I need to start working [TS]

00:09:13 ◼   ► out in order to get lean so that i can [TS]

00:09:16 ◼   ► look good at the beach or whatever i'm [TS]

00:09:19 ◼   ► not just start working out just to [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► survive and not become elephant have to [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► start working out just so that I can [TS]

00:09:25 ◼   ► wash my hands at the sink and not [TS]

00:09:27 ◼   ► collapse into a pile of nervous yes we [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► need compensatory and washing muscles [TS]

00:09:32 ◼   ► the thing is maybe maybe you can you get [TS]

00:09:35 ◼   ► a standing desk [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► yeah fuck you get one of those those [TS]

00:09:39 ◼   ► backwards chairs where your kind of [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► kneeling all down like a yoga ball that [TS]

00:09:43 ◼   ► was hit on a yoga ball [TS]

00:09:44 ◼   ► yeah yeah I think you should get a [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► lectern or a pulpit but if you do [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► whatever your work is if you did that [TS]

00:09:48 ◼   ► from a standing position but instead of [TS]

00:09:50 ◼   ► one of those hipster standing desks or a [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► treadmill desk you can do it from an [TS]

00:09:54 ◼   ► actual pulpit your genuine pulpit and [TS]

00:09:56 ◼   ► maybe then get a really giant yoga ball [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► like that tall yoga ball that seemed [TS]

00:10:05 ◼   ► like it was very hard to balance on with [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► their condition [TS]

00:10:08 ◼   ► well I wouldn't actually sit on top of [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► it i was just going to lean back on you [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► ok so the thing is is it really was it [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► really clicked a full inch the chips are [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► ya an inch in height i was always [TS]

00:10:20 ◼   ► six-foot-three endless and a smidge six [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► six foot three and an 8 or something and [TS]

00:10:27 ◼   ► I'm sitting at the sitting here in the [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► guy says how tall are you 64 3 and he [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► says yeah you know it up against the [TS]

00:10:34 ◼   ► wall and he measures me and I'm six foot [TS]

00:10:36 ◼   ► two and then ate well [TS]

00:10:40 ◼   ► six-foot-two is the height of a normal [TS]

00:10:43 ◼   ► guy that's a normal guys I know you're [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► officially not special anymore [TS]

00:10:49 ◼   ► six foot three ways you is someone who's [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► tall six-foot-three is extraordinary [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► six-foot-three is switching to this [TS]

00:10:56 ◼   ► special category of people that [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► legitimately can walk around [TS]

00:10:59 ◼   ► like like normal rules don't apply [TS]

00:11:03 ◼   ► uh-huh they can sort of just just lumber [TS]

00:11:06 ◼   ► into a room and expect that special [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► compensation will be made six sue is [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► like having 22,000 frequent flyer miles [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► yeah it's it's like just got ever it's [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► like hey welcome to take a seat [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► take it take a seat anywhere over there [TS]

00:11:19 ◼   ► like what would take a seat [TS]

00:11:21 ◼   ► what are you talking about I'm six foot [TS]

00:11:23 ◼   ► three no I'm sorry sir you're [TS]

00:11:25 ◼   ► six-foot-two take a seat anywhere and [TS]

00:11:28 ◼   ► that's the way they'll start talking to [TS]

00:11:29 ◼   ► you and nothing like what's already [TS]

00:11:32 ◼   ► happening and I just didn't realize I [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► had lost this inch all you have a shaman [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► line moment it's all flashing back by [TS]

00:11:39 ◼   ► and you're realizing everything makes [TS]

00:11:40 ◼   ► the hell why why did I end up riding the [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► bus the other day us because I'm a [TS]

00:11:44 ◼   ► normal height person that I have the [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► dignity is just standing around I was [TS]

00:11:49 ◼   ► like oh it's really long way up the hill [TS]

00:11:50 ◼   ► maybe I should take the bus [TS]

00:11:52 ◼   ► maybe it's all hollering for this is [TS]

00:11:55 ◼   ► really this is very upsetting especially [TS]

00:11:56 ◼   ► around the holidays to learn something [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► like that [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► did your clothes fit different and [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► because the things you've been losing [TS]

00:12:01 ◼   ► weight so you might not have noticed an [TS]

00:12:03 ◼   ► inch of Los well and so that's what I'm [TS]

00:12:06 ◼   ► one I'm kind of wondering did I'll in [TS]

00:12:09 ◼   ► losing all this weight that I lose some [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► fat in my spine probably had a fatty an [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► OB spine I had like fat in my knees and [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► my joints and it was making me an inch [TS]

00:12:17 ◼   ► taller but that doesn't explain what I [TS]

00:12:18 ◼   ► was I mean I reached the I reached my my [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► normal height my actual height of six [TS]

00:12:25 ◼   ► foot three and a smidge in my eighties [TS]

00:12:28 ◼   ► and I had no there were no there's no [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► fat in between my joints then we're all [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► set goals and carbohydrates back then i [TS]

00:12:35 ◼   ► have to ask the second when they read [TS]

00:12:37 ◼   ► measured i'm curious because I know if [TS]

00:12:39 ◼   ► it were me I would be doing stuff to try [TS]

00:12:42 ◼   ► and be taller [TS]

00:12:43 ◼   ► no no I didn't you know I didn't want to [TS]

00:12:45 ◼   ► I didn't want to game the system i [TS]

00:12:46 ◼   ► wanted to be I wanted to be an actual [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► measurement of my height but now I'm [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► wondering whether I shouldn't have stood [TS]

00:12:51 ◼   ► up to little taller you never did that [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► before never had to know that's the [TS]

00:12:55 ◼   ► thing you just you stand up there and [TS]

00:12:57 ◼   ► you're slouch a little bit just like [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► yeah I don't give a fuck i can even [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► slouch a little bit and i'm still over 6 [TS]

00:13:03 ◼   ► 30 but not now [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► now i'm going to be one of these guys [TS]

00:13:08 ◼   ► that straining you can see his neck [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► muscles straining when he's getting [TS]

00:13:10 ◼   ► major to the doctor but that's not [TS]

00:13:14 ◼   ► that's not what I'm yeah because it's [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► like it's the difference between like [TS]

00:13:17 ◼   ► they take a seat and he won't be [TS]

00:13:19 ◼   ► carefully made throughout your back you [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► don't stretch too much now was this [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► concerning to the medical staff at this [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► facility know they were laughing they're [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► just little shocking because they're [TS]

00:13:30 ◼   ► they're all they're all normal they're [TS]

00:13:32 ◼   ► all really normal people they're all in [TS]

00:13:33 ◼   ► there five it's a form of medical shot [TS]

00:13:35 ◼   ► in friday i'm glad to see that come down [TS]

00:13:37 ◼   ► and yeah that's right anything this is [TS]

00:13:39 ◼   ► the thing i don't think there's anybody [TS]

00:13:40 ◼   ► who doesn't want to see a six foot three [TS]

00:13:43 ◼   ► guys to get told he's 62 harrison [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► bergeron it's all over again this is [TS]

00:13:48 ◼   ► sickening a six foot six guy is going to [TS]

00:13:51 ◼   ► be happy to see me cut down an inch [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► because haha fuck me right i mean like i [TS]

00:13:57 ◼   ► was like you know Shawn Nelson was never [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► impressed by my 643 pneus being [TS]

00:14:03 ◼   ► six-foot-five and that's not counting [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► the hair [TS]

00:14:05 ◼   ► he's fine to see me get knocked down an [TS]

00:14:08 ◼   ► inch every guy that's five foot eleven [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► can't wait to see an inch lopped off of [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► me [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► there is no no one has any sympathy I i [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► can think of two people that I saw you [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► playing a bandwidth in the last few [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► weeks that are really happy to turn in [TS]

00:14:20 ◼   ► shorter and about Sean's what about I'm [TS]

00:14:26 ◼   ► so I'm I'm really I'm really like I'm [TS]

00:14:30 ◼   ► and I'm i'm annoyed because I feel like [TS]

00:14:32 ◼   ► I feel like it's probably a calibration [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► problem who that that what happened was [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► the the floor of the hospital rose up an [TS]

00:14:40 ◼   ► inch relative to the walls and nobody [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► was nobody has checked it now you should [TS]

00:14:46 ◼   ► you should definitely go someplace else [TS]

00:14:48 ◼   ► I mean testing twice in that same know [TS]

00:14:49 ◼   ► what if that's a tainted facility like [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► you say maybe they've got maybe they got [TS]

00:14:53 ◼   ► some structural issues you know maybe [TS]

00:14:55 ◼   ► it's some kind of metric thing you [TS]

00:14:56 ◼   ► should definitely get retested somewhere [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► i don't i don't want to go get tested [TS]

00:14:59 ◼   ► and like a drug store or something like [TS]

00:15:01 ◼   ► that because then it's done everybody [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► that standing around just people walking [TS]

00:15:04 ◼   ► around buying pretty peanut brittle [TS]

00:15:06 ◼   ► yeah but it's not trying to sell you [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► stuff you had John Corbett is talking to [TS]

00:15:11 ◼   ► over the over the PA that that I like [TS]

00:15:14 ◼   ► that click kelly clarkson song by the [TS]

00:15:15 ◼   ► way I i think i might have to disagree [TS]

00:15:17 ◼   ► with you on this one you like which [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► kelly you know [TS]

00:15:20 ◼   ► like that one song about all i want is [TS]

00:15:22 ◼   ► you under the underneath the tree you [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► don't like that song you know I'm [TS]

00:15:24 ◼   ► telling you sex and Christmas have no [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► business being in the same room [TS]

00:15:28 ◼   ► well I I no wait a minute aren't you one [TS]

00:15:30 ◼   ► of those people that likes likes a [TS]

00:15:32 ◼   ► Christmas porn see I have a strong [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► feeling on Christmas porn I'm very much [TS]

00:15:38 ◼   ► against it [TS]

00:15:39 ◼   ► what would you describe as Christmas [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► being any anyporn that has a Christmas [TS]

00:15:42 ◼   ► element i think if you have intercourse [TS]

00:15:44 ◼   ► with the lady in a santa hat that's [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► definitely in like the pictures of that [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► I don't care for you don't like pictures [TS]

00:15:51 ◼   ► of people having sex with the where the [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► woman is in a santa hat that's that [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► covers so much of what's out there in [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► the world that I wouldn't want to just [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► reject it out of hand i just right I can [TS]

00:16:03 ◼   ► take the backlash right was I know it's [TS]

00:16:05 ◼   ► the tech it's very hot normative what [TS]

00:16:08 ◼   ► about asian girl in santa hat [TS]

00:16:10 ◼   ► okay well eaten Santa have but I'm gonna [TS]

00:16:17 ◼   ► not gonna touch it not going to get a [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► little and the problem is you can't have [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► Christmas an hour later you have this [TS]

00:16:22 ◼   ► guy over here we got the soup haha [TS]

00:16:25 ◼   ► that's like says do it not being not be [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► that is that is really now I could see [TS]

00:16:38 ◼   ► this happening to you I i don't want to [TS]

00:16:41 ◼   ► sound device if I could see this [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► happening to you when you get to be [TS]

00:16:44 ◼   ► about another 10 years older [TS]

00:16:47 ◼   ► I think that with the weights I'm gonna [TS]

00:16:49 ◼   ► be five foot eight here in a little no [TS]

00:16:51 ◼   ► no no no what I'm trying to say is i [TS]

00:16:53 ◼   ► think i think they've you have [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► legitimately lost an inch i think it's [TS]

00:16:55 ◼   ► just it's there's gotta be something [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► wrong that does not that does not i [TS]

00:17:00 ◼   ► don't know that's a lie that's a lot of [TS]

00:17:02 ◼   ► inch that's exactly prime of my life [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► when I'm out [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► you know what i was doing the other day [TS]

00:17:07 ◼   ► was out shopping for four-by-fours look [TS]

00:17:09 ◼   ► at you now guy doesn't go buy a new [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► four-by-four just to consecrate affected [TS]

00:17:14 ◼   ► his floor [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► you sound like someone interacts have [TS]

00:17:17 ◼   ► this hooked or so what I'm not racing [TS]

00:17:19 ◼   ► cars are sipping [TS]

00:17:22 ◼   ► I and so huh [TS]

00:17:28 ◼   ► but the the staff when I got done [TS]

00:17:30 ◼   ► laughing and professionally they were [TS]

00:17:32 ◼   ► not worried that this was that you were [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► getting soft bones or something they [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► gave every impression of not believing [TS]

00:17:38 ◼   ► that I had ever been six through that is [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► calling [TS]

00:17:45 ◼   ► they were just like oh well hmm so now [TS]

00:17:49 ◼   ► you also takes a little i can also [TS]

00:17:52 ◼   ► selling an old man who lies about his [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► past [TS]

00:17:54 ◼   ► yeah it's like it's like okay well let's [TS]

00:17:56 ◼   ► see it's a it's not likely that you lost [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► an inch in height so the only [TS]

00:18:02 ◼   ► explanation is that you are either lying [TS]

00:18:05 ◼   ► about your height as a grown man or that [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► you have never known your height right [TS]

00:18:12 ◼   ► and at some point in your teen years [TS]

00:18:15 ◼   ► developed a fantasy of what your actual [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► height was and no matter what people [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► told you though this whole time you just [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► ignored it and now all of a sudden for [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► whatever reason your ears are open and [TS]

00:18:29 ◼   ► you're being told the truth I don't like [TS]

00:18:32 ◼   ► that neither of those things none of [TS]

00:18:35 ◼   ► these things are possible the only [TS]

00:18:37 ◼   ► possibility is that the floor of the [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► hospital is wrong that the floor of the [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► hospital is skewed relative to the walls [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► and i think i think probably it's either [TS]

00:18:47 ◼   ► the floor has risen because there is [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► some kind of water the water table is [TS]

00:18:50 ◼   ► rising under the hospital or the walls [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► of the hospital have sunk and the floor [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► has remained the same was an old [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► facility it is ok what's it's probably [TS]

00:18:59 ◼   ► breathing you know it's probably it [TS]

00:19:02 ◼   ► expands and contracts an inch give or [TS]

00:19:04 ◼   ► take [TS]

00:19:05 ◼   ► that's right whoo all right let's table [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► this okay [TS]

00:19:12 ◼   ► asian gal yeah [TS]

00:19:15 ◼   ► yep yep I mean you know we we go to [TS]

00:19:17 ◼   ► great lengths to not talk about porn on [TS]

00:19:19 ◼   ► this on this website I I don't have [TS]

00:19:24 ◼   ► about great length but he sure has come [TS]

00:19:27 ◼   ► up a lot for somebody's trying that hard [TS]

00:19:29 ◼   ► because nobody likes to talk about it [TS]

00:19:31 ◼   ► now but a but it's you know it's out [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► there it fills the it fills the the [TS]

00:19:36 ◼   ► tubes that make up the internet yeah [TS]

00:19:38 ◼   ► it's clogging the tubes a lot of [TS]

00:19:40 ◼   ► different things out there [TS]

00:19:42 ◼   ► yeah that's for sure well and I don't [TS]

00:19:45 ◼   ► want to get into your your health [TS]

00:19:47 ◼   ► otherwise but are you feeling feeling [TS]

00:19:49 ◼   ► okay with able to help you with your [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► with the condition that you had no I [TS]

00:19:52 ◼   ► have a I have a I have a lingering a [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► lingering on rightness ok ok thank you [TS]

00:20:01 ◼   ► for putting that I don't want to edit [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► the show anymore by the way I can't I [TS]

00:20:04 ◼   ► can't do it again it did you get it did [TS]

00:20:07 ◼   ► you get angry emails about know about [TS]

00:20:09 ◼   ► gardening my daughter's name it it just [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► took me a really long time I did you [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► know you know one of the great things [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► about Roderick on the line is that it [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► requires very little work all question [TS]

00:20:20 ◼   ► if you script it well enough you don't [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► have to do as much editing exactly with [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► the rehearsals and who were already on [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► page 4 of this 10-page script so you [TS]

00:20:31 ◼   ► still have to go back a second here [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► started well here's the thing was like [TS]

00:20:35 ◼   ► 38 line this is the thing about about [TS]

00:20:41 ◼   ► medicine [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► I you know I've been over this round and [TS]

00:20:44 ◼   ► round but did you read the other day [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► that the that the doctor who popularized [TS]

00:20:47 ◼   ► the diagnosis of ADHD is now coming out [TS]

00:20:51 ◼   ► saying that ADHD is being over diagnosed [TS]

00:20:54 ◼   ► by a factor of 10 in the American people [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► yep and he doesn't believe that it [TS]

00:20:58 ◼   ► doesn't believe that any of those people [TS]

00:21:00 ◼   ► have it filled by the pharmaceutical [TS]

00:21:02 ◼   ► industry that's right put it by the drug [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► companies it's been a crazy couple weeks [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► in turns out medical literature there [TS]

00:21:09 ◼   ► was the ADHD thing was in was Atlantic [TS]

00:21:11 ◼   ► New York Times somewhere that there is [TS]

00:21:13 ◼   ► the the letter to the letter basically [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► from the esteem physicians about how [TS]

00:21:18 ◼   ► vitamin supplements do nothing but harm [TS]

00:21:21 ◼   ► oh yeah yeah I sighs turns out someone [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► this week about a guy who was taking [TS]

00:21:26 ◼   ► some kind of green tea extract to lose [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► weight and he almost lost his liver [TS]

00:21:30 ◼   ► oh yeah this is the problem this is what [TS]

00:21:32 ◼   ► everybody thinks I'm a nut because I'm [TS]

00:21:34 ◼   ► not crazy about generic drugs [TS]

00:21:36 ◼   ► yes and and so if I had to try and in my [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► own hands fisted non-expert way say what [TS]

00:21:44 ◼   ► my problem with all these things are is [TS]

00:21:46 ◼   ► just because it has the point 0 0 0 1 [TS]

00:21:49 ◼   ► percent of this active ingredient I mean [TS]

00:21:51 ◼   ► you can't catch it in there besides that [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► who knows what else is in that stuff [TS]

00:21:54 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► I mean you know you think the idea of [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► somebody making a generic drugs and [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► they're gonna get the like this [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► high-quality filler they can find for [TS]

00:22:01 ◼   ► that anyway there's cata saltpeter that [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► explains a lot [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► maybe a percent saltpeter 2% actors my [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► last inch and I definitely some people [TS]

00:22:12 ◼   ► really do that that has a lot of [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► mythology around saltpeter akihiro [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► haven't you having never been out that [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► out that's something we're having never [TS]

00:22:21 ◼   ► been to Catholic school I have no idea [TS]

00:22:24 ◼   ► about the efficacy of saltpeter as an [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► erection reducer about prisons in the [TS]

00:22:28 ◼   ► Army I was never been in the Army I've [TS]

00:22:32 ◼   ► never been in prison in the army and I [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► have never been to prison let's just say [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► not present is not jail i think a lot of [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► persons not that it's okay and then [TS]

00:22:43 ◼   ► there's the other one is a CHD you got [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► vitamins and what was the other one [TS]

00:22:46 ◼   ► about antibacterial too much [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► antibacterial stuff these are all ADHD i [TS]

00:22:51 ◼   ► don't know i got some opinion about that [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► but the other 2i have pretty strong [TS]

00:22:53 ◼   ► feelings about too much antibacterial [TS]

00:22:55 ◼   ► stuff out [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► oh my god by but I mean there should be [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► no antibacterial stuff except in [TS]

00:23:00 ◼   ► conditions where bacteria is the actual [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► problem [TS]

00:23:04 ◼   ► yeah if you have a wound yeah right a [TS]

00:23:06 ◼   ► wound if you are if you are in a field [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► hospital in the somme in 1918 an [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► antibacterial would it really be an [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► advantage that's true but if you are if [TS]

00:23:19 ◼   ► you are a housewife and you are cleaning [TS]

00:23:21 ◼   ► your kitchen you do not need any [TS]

00:23:23 ◼   ► antibacterial anything or your or your [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► between bars on the jungle gym [TS]

00:23:28 ◼   ► I mean these little kids 3 stars would [TS]

00:23:30 ◼   ► be an empty space [TS]

00:23:32 ◼   ► ooh you're an empty space between Xena's [TS]

00:23:35 ◼   ► antibacterial paradox [TS]

00:23:36 ◼   ► listen I went to the emergency room in [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► yreka california and i said i haveI have [TS]

00:23:42 ◼   ► a problem and I want some i want your [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► you helping and they gave me the the [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► doctor was a smug Northern California ER [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► doctor he was a smirking doctor who [TS]

00:24:00 ◼   ► probably went to medical school in [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► grenada this is up in Reagan country [TS]

00:24:07 ◼   ► right this is my god this is the actual [TS]

00:24:09 ◼   ► real actual Northern California not some [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► some hobo middling northern this is the [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► actual like almost up where you live [TS]

00:24:16 ◼   ► no this is yeah this is where this is [TS]

00:24:18 ◼   ► the part of California where when you go [TS]

00:24:20 ◼   ► to get gas [TS]

00:24:21 ◼   ► everything is duck dynasty branded like [TS]

00:24:24 ◼   ► it's you know duck dynasty brand motor [TS]

00:24:27 ◼   ► oil duck dynasty brand coffee sweetener [TS]

00:24:30 ◼   ► duck dynasty is everywhere up there [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► people love it [TS]

00:24:34 ◼   ► we went to a black bear diner for dinner [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► and a family of like 10 people which was [TS]

00:24:41 ◼   ► there were three dads three-mile the [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► kiss that strapon be hurts 10 kids and [TS]

00:24:46 ◼   ► they were all of them I swear to you and [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► they're all like young there wasn't a [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► person at the table that was older than [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► I was they were all in their thirties [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► your late twenties early thirties every [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► single person moms and dads and kids all [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► in camo huh like and not matching camo [TS]

00:25:02 ◼   ► either let me they're self-conscious if [TS]

00:25:05 ◼   ► you don't wanna be seen [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► well but it was snowing at the time and [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► so they're they're like Vietnam era [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► jungle camo oh I hate when I wear the [TS]

00:25:14 ◼   ► wrong camo there were and there were [TS]

00:25:16 ◼   ► mixed mismatched cameras there were some [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► of those cameras which were photo print [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► camos as opposed to like garment prints [TS]

00:25:23 ◼   ► like LG like you'd use to cover up like [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► a gun behind that you would have on like [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► netting that kind that the the camo [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► technology has really evolved it's all [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► digital now I thought all computers [TS]

00:25:36 ◼   ► expressed its digital its digital cam [TS]

00:25:39 ◼   ► camera which I can kind of like the the [TS]

00:25:40 ◼   ► square camos I can kind of [TS]

00:25:42 ◼   ► initially a nintendo right but these [TS]

00:25:45 ◼   ► cameras that are actual Prince of [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► pictures of leaves and then are like [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► somehow spraying fixed onto close I feel [TS]

00:25:54 ◼   ► like oh no but in any case so i go into [TS]

00:25:57 ◼   ► the emergency room and the doctor gives [TS]

00:26:00 ◼   ► me he's like oh well it's clearly this [TS]

00:26:02 ◼   ► although it could be that here's a [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► prescription and I said well if it's [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► clearly this although it could be that [TS]

00:26:09 ◼   ► what is this prescription for is it for [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► this or that or is it for the space [TS]

00:26:15 ◼   ► between the bars [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► mm like what kind of prescription is [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► this is this just like is this just an [TS]

00:26:21 ◼   ► ionic investigating and about it he gave [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► me an antibiotic off and that and it was [TS]

00:26:26 ◼   ► it was it felt to me like he had put [TS]

00:26:28 ◼   ► plaster of Paris into a fire [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► extinguisher and was just like here's [TS]

00:26:33 ◼   ► what we'll do things like meditated [TS]

00:26:36 ◼   ► doing novena it's like so what is for ya [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► thank you what is it for it is a [TS]

00:26:42 ◼   ► antibiotic for a thing that he does not [TS]

00:26:45 ◼   ► know what it is and so because this [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► issue was causing me you know some [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► psychic discomfort let's say I against [TS]

00:26:55 ◼   ► my against every second cock isn't it my [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► second caucus is shriveling up like a [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► naughty i have met and it is accounting [TS]

00:27:07 ◼   ► for a loss in height but the flavor is [TS]

00:27:09 ◼   ► something that happens it not only hurts [TS]

00:27:10 ◼   ► the credibility of your medical [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► relationship but it but it doesn't make [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► you feel any better to go i'm not sure [TS]

00:27:16 ◼   ► what it is but just in case it's [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► something that I don't understand you [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► better [TS]

00:27:19 ◼   ► better take some medicine right so I so [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► I i take this i take this drug for a [TS]

00:27:24 ◼   ► week my problem does not improve so I go [TS]

00:27:27 ◼   ► to another doctor back here in Seattle [TS]

00:27:30 ◼   ► and I bring the empty pill bottle and i [TS]

00:27:32 ◼   ► said i went to a doctor he gave me these [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► pills [TS]

00:27:34 ◼   ► it did not do anything I'd really rather [TS]

00:27:39 ◼   ► talk about how it is I could have lost [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► an inch in height but while I'm here [TS]

00:27:45 ◼   ► can you tell me what this is that he [TS]

00:27:47 ◼   ► gave me why it didn't work and what is [TS]

00:27:49 ◼   ► actually the problem and the nurse [TS]

00:27:51 ◼   ► practitioner was like oh i see why he [TS]

00:27:53 ◼   ► gave you that he probably thought it was [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► but i think it's probably this and I'm [TS]

00:27:59 ◼   ► going to give you this pill at which [TS]

00:28:03 ◼   ► point everything I think about the [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► medical profession in the world is [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► confirmed because right now the car that [TS]

00:28:12 ◼   ► I Drive that is producing a kind of [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► high-pitched whine in the transmission [TS]

00:28:16 ◼   ► and I know although i could not do the [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► work myself I I know pretty much every [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► part that goes into a car and I have a [TS]

00:28:27 ◼   ► kind of idea about what is making this [TS]

00:28:29 ◼   ► sound and if i took it into a guy he [TS]

00:28:32 ◼   ► would listen to it and he would probably [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► have a kind of idea about what it is [TS]

00:28:37 ◼   ► maybe it's this maybe it's that put put [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► a little stp oil treatment in your gas [TS]

00:28:44 ◼   ► or whatever I mean he he's not going to [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► break open the transmission he's only [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► good there's only a couple of things [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► he's going to do to treat the problem [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► and this is a car made by he made by [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► humans and we were there are books that [TS]

00:28:59 ◼   ► have every part will laid out now human [TS]

00:29:02 ◼   ► being with all of their many many parts [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► that they that we do not understand i'm [TS]

00:29:07 ◼   ► just about the pumps and valves these [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► doctors are just throwing pills at it [TS]

00:29:13 ◼   ► like it's some kind of like it's a dark [TS]

00:29:18 ◼   ► game [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► none of it's working it's just making me [TS]

00:29:22 ◼   ► matter and then I remember a year and a [TS]

00:29:25 ◼   ► half ago the doctor who was throwing [TS]

00:29:28 ◼   ► mind pills at me he was throwing little [TS]

00:29:33 ◼   ► blue pills that we're going to improve [TS]

00:29:35 ◼   ► my mood by blocking my bettas it by [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► blocking the serotonin reuptake [TS]

00:29:45 ◼   ► inhibitors [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► no he wasn't blocking them hey w- yes [TS]

00:29:50 ◼   ► they were [TS]

00:29:51 ◼   ► stay where he was he was blocking the [TS]

00:29:53 ◼   ► reuptake of serotonin [TS]

00:29:56 ◼   ► and I'm just I'm so infuriated none of [TS]

00:29:59 ◼   ► these people know anything they did you [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► know what I went to school just as long [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► as they did that maybe I wasn't that [TS]

00:30:05 ◼   ► time maybe I wasn't like you know I [TS]

00:30:09 ◼   ► wasn't taking labs but the reality is i [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► would happily prescribe stuff to be I i [TS]

00:30:22 ◼   ► don't think it was into my thirties that [TS]

00:30:24 ◼   ► I ever finished a course of the [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► prescribed antibiotics you were one of [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► those guys and I'm gonna do that through [TS]

00:30:32 ◼   ► and then dump dump the rest of the [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► middle river when they would say like oh [TS]

00:30:35 ◼   ► yeah I put it right into the toilets and [TS]

00:30:36 ◼   ► get into the aquifer but yeah well they [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► but they would say back then remember [TS]

00:30:40 ◼   ► you got to take all of these and I [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► always thought that was like okay well [TS]

00:30:43 ◼   ► yeah whatever but if I'm feeling better [TS]

00:30:44 ◼   ► if I don't have the earache anymore and [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► so I mean it's like it's like a friend [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► of mine a friend of mine has i should [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► mention the word I i would like what [TS]

00:30:52 ◼   ► like what the vaccine stuff like i have [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► a friend whose kid it doesn't have like [TS]

00:30:57 ◼   ► phony-baloney vaccine things like he [TS]

00:30:59 ◼   ► actually has allergies that will make [TS]

00:31:02 ◼   ► him very very sick with certain kinds [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► the killing basically if you take [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► certain vaccines so it's really [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► important that other people have [TS]

00:31:08 ◼   ► vaccines because it love to give this [TS]

00:31:11 ◼   ► kid vaccines but they can't [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► and now I feel like today it's like that [TS]

00:31:14 ◼   ► with antibiotics were like people let's [TS]

00:31:16 ◼   ► all work together to make our immune [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► system stronger [TS]

00:31:19 ◼   ► let's let's not do things to take our [TS]

00:31:21 ◼   ► little bugs to the gym let's let's let's [TS]

00:31:23 ◼   ► all really take this a little bit more [TS]

00:31:26 ◼   ► seriously see and this seems like this [TS]

00:31:28 ◼   ► seems like the type of thing that an [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► all-female Congress would address which [TS]

00:31:33 ◼   ► part the whole thing the whole concept [TS]

00:31:35 ◼   ► of working together as some kind of hot [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► porn thing are you actually talking [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► about the body politic that would be a [TS]

00:31:42 ◼   ► great great film your body politic no I [TS]

00:31:49 ◼   ► feel like did you ever see the movie a [TS]

00:31:52 ◼   ► we're a demi moore was a Navy SEAL you [TS]

00:31:55 ◼   ► love that movie [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► GI jane GI jane and do you remember who [TS]

00:31:59 ◼   ► played the senator the southern senator [TS]

00:32:03 ◼   ► I don't you don't you don't remember I [TS]

00:32:06 ◼   ► don't know if our side [TS]

00:32:07 ◼   ► uh outlet gal who was married to a guy [TS]

00:32:10 ◼   ► you might have heard of me Mel Brooks Oh [TS]

00:32:12 ◼   ► mrs. Robinson and bancroft bankrupt [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► she's terrific [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► she's she's terrific and you know I [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► wanted to when I met mel brooks I said [TS]

00:32:25 ◼   ► in mel brooks i said at one point you [TS]

00:32:28 ◼   ► and he got it did I did I did I did meet [TS]

00:32:31 ◼   ► Mel Brooks and I said no and I'm kinda [TS]

00:32:34 ◼   ► what you know we have been two weeks we [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► talked for a while and then he was [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► talking to you now we talked for a while [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► now and I talked we talked on several [TS]

00:32:41 ◼   ► occasions over the course of a couple of [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► days and at one point you stand there [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► he's talking to Richard Lewis and i was [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► i was kinda turn into dick Cavett's [TS]

00:32:50 ◼   ► after kind of ring did cabin was there [TS]

00:32:53 ◼   ► oh yeah I had a couple Jetson i was i [TS]

00:32:55 ◼   ► was standing there and I was like I [TS]

00:32:56 ◼   ► really want to say something to mel [TS]

00:32:58 ◼   ► brooks about Anne Bancroft because i'm a [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► huge and bancroft Finn and I know he was [TS]

00:33:01 ◼   ► too because it was married to her for [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► all those years I always got the feeling [TS]

00:33:05 ◼   ► that their relationship was a pretty [TS]

00:33:06 ◼   ► good thing i thought it was too I really [TS]

00:33:08 ◼   ► admired and I wanted to say that but I [TS]

00:33:11 ◼   ► didn't know she has she's only been dead [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► not that long but who is a little creepy [TS]

00:33:16 ◼   ► I didn't want to be creepy but at one [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► point you know I'm kind of standing [TS]

00:33:20 ◼   ► there and he's talking and we're just [TS]

00:33:21 ◼   ► stand around and I was like you know I [TS]

00:33:23 ◼   ► just want to say I really admired your [TS]

00:33:26 ◼   ► wife and she seemed like a nice lady and [TS]

00:33:30 ◼   ► he like turn it directed his attention [TS]

00:33:35 ◼   ► toward me and he liked accepted the [TS]

00:33:38 ◼   ► remark and you know and said thank you [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► but i felt like i had crossed on cross [TS]

00:33:49 ◼   ► the line and i was like i should have [TS]

00:33:51 ◼   ► just kept that to myself [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► it's hard to know who's on the other [TS]

00:33:56 ◼   ► hand like I could very much be see that [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► going either way I could definitely see [TS]

00:33:59 ◼   ► no matter what I could definitely see [TS]

00:34:01 ◼   ► him giving you as you say throwing the [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► shape like basically saying like okay [TS]

00:34:05 ◼   ► well thank you now we're done with this [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► part of the conversation [TS]

00:34:08 ◼   ► no matter what his reaction was I could [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► also see that being something that's [TS]

00:34:11 ◼   ► always nice to hear you know anyone to [TS]

00:34:13 ◼   ► get famous their stuff that's still [TS]

00:34:14 ◼   ► always nice to hear [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► yeah and you know who knows whether he [TS]

00:34:17 ◼   ► he took that away and was like that was [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► nice but you know he didn't he didn't [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► want to sit and talk to me about her [TS]

00:34:24 ◼   ► which I understand yeah yeah so you [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► think she should have been in the [TS]

00:34:30 ◼   ► Congress well so that you don't so that [TS]

00:34:33 ◼   ► the role she plays in jail Johnny [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► politic it is a you know she's like a [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► crusty realpolitik southern accent [TS]

00:34:44 ◼   ► admitted you know clearly like a [TS]

00:34:47 ◼   ► Democrat who's playing who's playing [TS]

00:34:49 ◼   ► both sides and Demi Moore is this is [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► trapped in the middle she's between the [TS]

00:34:54 ◼   ► monkey bars and and I feel like yeah [TS]

00:35:01 ◼   ► right that I mean that is a character [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► that i would like to see duplicated and [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► made real bella abzug eggs of the world [TS]

00:35:12 ◼   ► like I understand which is a congress [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► you would like to see the Congress [TS]

00:35:16 ◼   ► filled with anne bancroft you would like [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► to see a lot more than a hand a handful [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► of people like that character [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► well yeah or the actual and bancroft be [TS]

00:35:26 ◼   ► nice wouldn't she have made a great [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► politician you know another another good [TS]

00:35:29 ◼   ► lady wife Joanne Woodward she's a nice [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► wife i thought if i had met if I had the [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► chance to to meet Paul Newman I would [TS]

00:35:37 ◼   ► have been very tempted to say something [TS]

00:35:39 ◼   ► similar to what you said developer right [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► exactly used to you have you you appear [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► to have had the kind of relationship [TS]

00:35:44 ◼   ► that is very inspiring to me [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► yeah there are not very many people who [TS]

00:35:47 ◼   ► can say I was married to an amazing [TS]

00:35:51 ◼   ► person for 60 plus years or whatever [TS]

00:35:54 ◼   ► yeah but and when you see those events [TS]

00:35:57 ◼   ► you see those those instances where it's [TS]

00:35:59 ◼   ► like yeah right you know you probably [TS]

00:36:02 ◼   ► had your hard times but wow what a what [TS]

00:36:04 ◼   ► a pain [TS]

00:36:05 ◼   ► there was a coupling that whole idea [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► that we are that we are halves of a [TS]

00:36:10 ◼   ► whole that we are incomplete without our [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► other was an idea that was not made [TS]

00:36:18 ◼   ► clear to me firsthand but when i see it [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► manifest in the world like it's it's [TS]

00:36:29 ◼   ► appealing it's appealing at a distance [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► la an excuse me and absolutely is and [TS]

00:36:35 ◼   ► the other thing is that I think that can [TS]

00:36:37 ◼   ► be made more Universal less creepy by [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► saying there are a lot of people who may [TS]

00:36:42 ◼   ► not realize in retrospect that there was [TS]

00:36:44 ◼   ► a another half to their whole until they [TS]

00:36:46 ◼   ► meet that person it isn't like everybody [TS]

00:36:48 ◼   ► should sit around and feel bad that they [TS]

00:36:49 ◼   ► haven't found the joanne woodward yet [TS]

00:36:50 ◼   ► they're there but there are people out [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► there who clearly get a gestalt out of [TS]

00:36:54 ◼   ► relationship that other people don't get [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► but I feel like that of the idea that [TS]

00:36:57 ◼   ► that you just haven't met your other [TS]

00:37:00 ◼   ► half [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► yeah there's a terrible idea it's [TS]

00:37:04 ◼   ► horrible it's one of those kind of all [TS]

00:37:07 ◼   ► the crackpot romantic mythology's that [TS]

00:37:09 ◼   ► that's when it's really corrosive that [TS]

00:37:11 ◼   ► is it makes me so mad when I when I met [TS]

00:37:13 ◼   ► the lady that that wrote the book Eat [TS]

00:37:17 ◼   ► Pray Love yeah I i was i was really [TS]

00:37:22 ◼   ► matters like your TED talk specifically [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► mad at her already because she wrote [TS]

00:37:27 ◼   ► that book [TS]

00:37:28 ◼   ► yeah and then when I talked to her a [TS]

00:37:31 ◼   ► little bit of your buddies now all times [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► with her right away that repels when I [TS]

00:37:35 ◼   ► realized that she was also some pretty [TS]

00:37:38 ◼   ► smart lady with you it may be matter [TS]

00:37:41 ◼   ► yeah I know and then I like tried to [TS]

00:37:44 ◼   ► rape her over the coals her about her [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► dumb book just never gotten that that [TS]

00:37:49 ◼   ► sold millions of copies and she she did [TS]

00:37:52 ◼   ► not she did not flinch at me raking over [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► the coals in fact she just you know she [TS]

00:38:00 ◼   ► just Heisman me she she she blew me off [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► and it may be that Highsmith yeah and [TS]

00:38:08 ◼   ► now i'm super mad about it [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► eat pray love how do you get to that [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► side of you know what it is its limits [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► the antibiotic soap of books [TS]

00:38:19 ◼   ► okay um I'd like to get back to the body [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► politic i want to tell you about a comic [TS]

00:38:24 ◼   ► call y the last man that you should read [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► but i also want to know how you thought [TS]

00:38:28 ◼   ► that would turn out well which park [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► confronting and forgetting her name now [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► but uh yeah whatever yeah I know her [TS]

00:38:36 ◼   ► name but yeah she said she had talked [TS]

00:38:39 ◼   ► great TED talk super good talker and and [TS]

00:38:42 ◼   ► and you know very smart lady she's [TS]

00:38:44 ◼   ► written several books not you thought [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► she was going to like the mirror that [TS]

00:38:48 ◼   ► she was not going to shoot you know what [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► you're right [TS]

00:38:51 ◼   ► no I just wanted to I just want to have [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► my day in court was with pill that [TS]

00:38:55 ◼   ► Elizabeth Gilbert she seems great i'll [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► just want to have my day in court i just [TS]

00:39:00 ◼   ► want to I just wanted to say for the [TS]

00:39:02 ◼   ► record you're be your book has as many [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► as increased the the has increased the [TS]

00:39:12 ◼   ► amount of free-ranging bio manner in [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► women's minds still significantly [TS]

00:39:23 ◼   ► uh-huh the ones that are around meal so [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► glad when the sentences / lives may hang [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► in the balance [TS]

00:39:32 ◼   ► but no she she didn't she was just like [TS]

00:39:36 ◼   ► she didn't even he didn't even stop [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► eating the shrimp from the from the ice [TS]

00:39:43 ◼   ► tray after she prayed the shrimp and [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► love the shrimp up I didn't even get to [TS]

00:39:50 ◼   ► the second page of my pieces ever got to [TS]

00:39:54 ◼   ► pretty it was already she was already [TS]

00:39:58 ◼   ► moving on to other better conversations [TS]

00:40:00 ◼   ► at this party look it's Charlie friends [TS]

00:40:07 ◼   ► yeah so y the last man i just mentioned [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► in passing is there is a comic you [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► should read it's a it's pretty good it's [TS]

00:40:12 ◼   ► about this the last man on earth why is [TS]

00:40:15 ◼   ► his name and he's the last man on earth [TS]

00:40:16 ◼   ► and so he wakes up one day and there's [TS]

00:40:18 ◼   ► nobody women's very good comment one [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► less than one third base it's very good [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► written by Brian kalyan who does saga [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► which is another comic you know rate [TS]

00:40:28 ◼   ► well I will I will happily read it on [TS]

00:40:31 ◼   ► the 172nd first trade okay and I you [TS]

00:40:35 ◼   ► know I replaced my copy of the other [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► thing to meet with with a new one [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► yeah not because my coffee maker was [TS]

00:40:43 ◼   ► broken but because i got an ornery and [TS]

00:40:47 ◼   ► spiteful because i found because i saw a [TS]

00:40:51 ◼   ► coffee maker that had more features and [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► my old coffee maker had no features its [TS]

00:40:58 ◼   ► featureless it was just all it did was [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► make coffee at poorly everybody that [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► came to my house was like that's your [TS]

00:41:05 ◼   ► coffee maker i generally it had the [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► feeling of being something you picked up [TS]

00:41:10 ◼   ► at a walgreens on the way home [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► yeah john colins I it was either [TS]

00:41:14 ◼   ► Jonathan or his wife who said you have a [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► blade grinder and not a burger grinder [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► encourage difference the beans John you [TS]

00:41:22 ◼   ► even live how do you live [TS]

00:41:24 ◼   ► it's just it's it's a copy maker that [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► you wouldn't use a tan am eating it's [TS]

00:41:30 ◼   ► got a great was a white as a way to know [TS]

00:41:32 ◼   ► was black but had a green room vibe [TS]

00:41:35 ◼   ► yeah it was too shitty even for an a a [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► meeting and I'll and then I saw this [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► coffee maker i was at some place and [TS]

00:41:42 ◼   ► this thing had like it was 15 cup [TS]

00:41:44 ◼   ► capacity and it had a timer and you can [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► admit and you could wake yourself up in [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► the morning with with freshly brewed [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► coffee and I was like wow it was one of [TS]

00:41:54 ◼   ► these aspirational moments where I [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► thought that's going to change my life [TS]

00:41:58 ◼   ► this is a bit of convenience that I [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► could actually use yeah I'm gonna get [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► one of those lights that comes on a [TS]

00:42:04 ◼   ► timer in the morning and it's a full UV [TS]

00:42:07 ◼   ► spectrum light and it's going to it's [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► going to wake me up in the morning with [TS]

00:42:11 ◼   ► the light of the Rising LED and then my [TS]

00:42:16 ◼   ► coffee makers going to go on it's gonna [TS]

00:42:17 ◼   ► fill the house with the smell freshly [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► brewed coffee and i am going to get up [TS]

00:42:22 ◼   ► in the morning and i'm going to do 200 [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► push-ups right [TS]

00:42:26 ◼   ► Wow never write from eight o'clock in [TS]

00:42:29 ◼   ► the morning until eleven and then i'm [TS]

00:42:31 ◼   ► going to go to the gym and then i'm [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► going to go to the climbing wall so this [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► was but this was set up this would be [TS]

00:42:37 ◼   ► the first domino that's right setting [TS]

00:42:39 ◼   ► off a series of events and it isn't it [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► isn't simply to say that you would never [TS]

00:42:42 ◼   ► have done all this push-ups before but [TS]

00:42:45 ◼   ► this is this could be the thing that [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► really gets the dominance movie this is [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► it and print and pretty soon I'm gonna [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► be standing in a park with an easel [TS]

00:42:52 ◼   ► wearing a Panama hat and doing [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► watercolors because i have so much time [TS]

00:42:58 ◼   ► to pursue all my dreams we start here [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► full height of 6 with I'm gonna be I'm [TS]

00:43:04 ◼   ► gonna be six foot four because i'll be [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► standing up so tall with pride because I [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► got going and so i bought this coffee [TS]

00:43:12 ◼   ► maker and i set it up [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► well first of all what i did was i left [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► it in the box for like four months and [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► use my old coffee maker but I set it up [TS]

00:43:22 ◼   ► and now I i I've only used the timer [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► setting once it was too complicated to [TS]

00:43:29 ◼   ► scroll through all the menus to figure [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► out how to do it regularly and this [TS]

00:43:33 ◼   ► coffee maker every one of its features [TS]

00:43:35 ◼   ► comes with a corresponding bug so it has [TS]

00:43:41 ◼   ► a gold filter instead of a paper filter [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► i'll throw that out that's going what [TS]

00:43:44 ◼   ► that means is that every one of my [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► coffee cups has like grounds in the [TS]

00:43:48 ◼   ► bottom like I'm in Turkey island and [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► they're awful a clean like he wants to [TS]

00:43:53 ◼   ► be sitting there spraying out a gold [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► filters that's the thing i use twice as [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► much water as i used to use because i [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► have to clean this gold filter and if [TS]

00:44:02 ◼   ► the if the water bucket isn't seated in [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► the grommet properly then it won't turn [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► on and the Bandit beeps 20 times less [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► time to write after that he scaled yeah [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► what I wake up in the morning and the [TS]

00:44:16 ◼   ► prospect of making coffee with this [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► thing but it makes me to roll over and [TS]

00:44:20 ◼   ► go back to sleep [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► it's just created anxiety John I'm not [TS]

00:44:23 ◼   ► painting watercolors I'm not going up [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► animal [TS]

00:44:25 ◼   ► hi down to 5 11 it's infuriating you [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► know I because i bought this thing [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► thinking like I also have one of those [TS]

00:44:35 ◼   ► lights that comes on in the morning that [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► is supposed to wake me up with full [TS]

00:44:39 ◼   ► spectrum labs members in the color [TS]

00:44:41 ◼   ► television with a remote haha a Merlin I [TS]

00:44:48 ◼   ► don't hurt television i hear they went [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► and built the skyscraper seven stories [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► high [TS]

00:44:52 ◼   ► everything's up to date in Kansas City [TS]

00:44:55 ◼   ► yeah yeah I don't know the television is [TS]

00:44:57 ◼   ► this something you don't even know I [TS]

00:44:59 ◼   ► don't know I don't tell me there's only [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► one there's only one name you ever need [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► to give a takeout place and that is Bob [TS]

00:45:05 ◼   ► there's only one coffee maker you ever [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► need to own which is the one that we [TS]

00:45:08 ◼   ► have which is this one cuisinart up a [TS]

00:45:10 ◼   ► little bit more you one of these a year [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► every year or two and so it's all the [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► coffee filter coffee maker you need when [TS]

00:45:16 ◼   ► you buy a new coffeemaker every year [TS]

00:45:17 ◼   ► well we used to really go through them [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► now less so now the proud of you go [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► through a coffee man let me restate me I [TS]

00:45:24 ◼   ► put that poorly what we used to do was [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► say fuck it we'll just get whatever at [TS]

00:45:29 ◼   ► whatever you got three is or so whatever [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► whatever [TS]

00:45:33 ◼   ► yeah you get whatever whatever and [TS]

00:45:35 ◼   ► finally we popped for I think that it's [TS]

00:45:37 ◼   ► like 40 60 bucks something like that [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► this one cuisinart DC dash something so [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► that's what everybody owns its kind of [TS]

00:45:42 ◼   ► slightly retro-looking its got like a [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► metal front thing and its really it's at [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► me it's like all the features you need a [TS]

00:45:48 ◼   ► coffee maker one place and I'm telling [TS]

00:45:50 ◼   ► you this because I think it's very [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► difficult especially with akash [TS]

00:45:53 ◼   ► especially things like TVs could be with [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► computers with whatever it is like it's [TS]

00:45:58 ◼   ► so hard to find the right balance of [TS]

00:46:00 ◼   ► that seeming convenience that will [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► enable you to write and do watercolors I [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► was sourcing the complexity like keep a [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► blog where they would review new gear [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► and tech stuff and tell you which one is [TS]

00:46:11 ◼   ► the best [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► there's only one site you need to go to [TS]

00:46:13 ◼   ► for that actually this is it gizmodo [TS]

00:46:15 ◼   ► help wire cutter they have a wonder [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► cutter you told me about that's exactly [TS]

00:46:19 ◼   ► one paragraph based on research this is [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► the one you should buy thank you [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► that's exactly what i want i just added [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► to $1,500 TV tamayo amazon wish list is [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► my friend John siracusa spent months and [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► months researching it and i just added [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► that one [TS]

00:46:32 ◼   ► well so we just did an ad for wire [TS]

00:46:34 ◼   ► cutter on our podcast why don't they [TS]

00:46:36 ◼   ► sponsor us a little bit [TS]

00:46:38 ◼   ► sometimes with this weekend i think wire [TS]

00:46:39 ◼   ► cutter can see why ya with my bed [TS]

00:46:44 ◼   ► Gilbert we should retro actively go to [TS]

00:46:47 ◼   ► them and say listen you're already [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► sponsoring our back cuts that give us [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► both $1,500 TVs will call it a wash [TS]

00:46:54 ◼   ► I i think we call it a wash I think they [TS]

00:46:57 ◼   ► just wouldn't call it anything [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► well i know i don't watch TV so yeah me [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► neither it would just end up in the [TS]

00:47:02 ◼   ► corner with not gonna watch Doctor Who [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► coffee maker Oh anyway the never seen a [TS]

00:47:07 ◼   ► doctor who could good-byes are you [TS]

00:47:10 ◼   ► saying good are you saying good are you [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► saying good i'm being dismissive in that [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► way you you paid when I do between the [TS]

00:47:17 ◼   ► monkey bars y the last man i'll show you [TS]

00:47:20 ◼   ► friday a meeting oh sorry go ahead [TS]

00:47:22 ◼   ► well have you ever been have you ever [TS]

00:47:23 ◼   ► been doing know I keep meaning to they [TS]

00:47:25 ◼   ► are amazing [TS]

00:47:27 ◼   ► well I've always been curious because it [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► seems like people & T on TV anyway [TS]

00:47:31 ◼   ► people smoke and they drink a lot of [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► coffee and a meeting that real TV [TS]

00:47:36 ◼   ► well no you can't smoke in the many more [TS]

00:47:38 ◼   ► most of them boo i know but there is a [TS]

00:47:41 ◼   ► lot of coffee happening and the problem [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► with a meetings as they are portrayed in [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► film and on TV is that dramatically the [TS]

00:47:54 ◼   ► the scriptwriters the screenwriters who [TS]

00:47:57 ◼   ► all I'm sure belong in a meetings but [TS]

00:48:00 ◼   ► probably none of them ever been to one [TS]

00:48:02 ◼   ► or or na [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► yeah they all want there to be what what [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► in at one today is called crosstalk [TS]

00:48:09 ◼   ► which is that the person is talking [TS]

00:48:11 ◼   ► telling their story and then someone [TS]

00:48:13 ◼   ► else in the room confronts them about it [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► or the squad leader of the meeting gets [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► up and make some comment about what they [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► just shared you know like they there [TS]

00:48:27 ◼   ► they always introduced into the script [TS]

00:48:29 ◼   ► some back-and-forth between a person who [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► is like in authority in the a meeting [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► and the protagonist but the reality is [TS]

00:48:40 ◼   ► that that that never happens in a [TS]

00:48:43 ◼   ► meeting there is no leader and so there [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► is never know whenever comments on no [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► one ever replies to you [TS]

00:48:51 ◼   ► exactly Robert's Rules of AAA well there [TS]

00:48:53 ◼   ► are rules but like you get up and you [TS]

00:48:55 ◼   ► talk and then you sit down and then the [TS]

00:48:58 ◼   ► next person gets up and talks there [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► isn't that no one ever says like you [TS]

00:49:01 ◼   ► know part of your problem is [TS]

00:49:03 ◼   ► blah blah blah like it's not it isn't [TS]

00:49:06 ◼   ► ever done that way it's just that part [TS]

00:49:09 ◼   ► of the ethos you don't yeah it's [TS]

00:49:10 ◼   ► absolutely part of the ethos it's called [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► it's called crosstalk and make a frown [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► on it [TS]

00:49:15 ◼   ► they also don't think that you should [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► date people that you meet in a meetings [TS]

00:49:18 ◼   ► but that's really hard with a lot of [TS]

00:49:20 ◼   ► scriptwriters get a lot wrong about a [TS]

00:49:22 ◼   ► they do they do and I don't know I for a [TS]

00:49:26 ◼   ► long time I thought maybe they were [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► intentionally obscuring it because they [TS]

00:49:30 ◼   ► because everyone in hollow Hollywood was [TS]

00:49:32 ◼   ► in a and they didn't want the secret to [TS]

00:49:34 ◼   ► get out but then I realized that it was [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► just that for dramatic purposes they [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► need there to be some authority figure [TS]

00:49:41 ◼   ► and I think what's happening is they're [TS]

00:49:43 ◼   ► there they're putting a lot of those are [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► setting a lot of those scenes now in [TS]

00:49:47 ◼   ► rehabs and rehabs are a lot [TS]

00:49:50 ◼   ► culty you're feeling but I don't know [TS]

00:49:52 ◼   ► I've never seen the idea actually fight [TS]

00:49:56 ◼   ► club did a pretty good job of [TS]

00:49:58 ◼   ► representing what what some of those [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► meetings are really like although i've [TS]

00:50:02 ◼   ► never been to like cancer survivor [TS]

00:50:04 ◼   ► meeting meatloaf was funny it was funny [TS]

00:50:06 ◼   ► but in any case a lot of those meetings [TS]

00:50:08 ◼   ► are held in churches and if you go into [TS]

00:50:10 ◼   ► the church basements and you start going [TS]

00:50:12 ◼   ► through the cupboards you will find [TS]

00:50:15 ◼   ► sometimes eight to fifteen coffee makers [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► that have just that are just like dead [TS]

00:50:23 ◼   ► soldiers [TS]

00:50:25 ◼   ► no one can you know like it's not that [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► they stopped working [TS]

00:50:29 ◼   ► it's that a new one is cheap enough to [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► get into that somebody brings the new [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► one and then you feel like you gotta [TS]

00:50:37 ◼   ► plug the new one in and start using it [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► and so the old ones not broken but you [TS]

00:50:44 ◼   ► know you're not using anymore and so it [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► goes up in the cupboard and a lot of [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► these kitchens in church basements [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► they're not used for anything but a [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► meetings so they got all these cupboards [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► and so the coffeemakers just go up in [TS]

00:50:55 ◼   ► the cupboards and pretty soon you open [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► these cupboards just like it's a fucking [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► museum of coffee makers that what you [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► don't have you gotten from a meeting in [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► the past [TS]

00:51:03 ◼   ► please pick one up no you don't take [TS]

00:51:05 ◼   ► from me you know you're not supposed to [TS]

00:51:07 ◼   ► steal a coffeemaker mother that's the [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► third rule of fight club members today [TS]

00:51:10 ◼   ► they're still the content filter coffee [TS]

00:51:11 ◼   ► maker but you know you open it up and [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► it's like is that an original mr. coffee [TS]

00:51:15 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► probably some of them if they weren't [TS]

00:51:17 ◼   ► also coffee-stained probably they would [TS]

00:51:19 ◼   ► be like with a little bit of money i [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► think that's who I don't know about that [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► by I think that's one reason like for me [TS]

00:51:24 ◼   ► just like this is not fun to clean [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► anymore this is just gross [TS]

00:51:27 ◼   ► yeah all the parts on this are plastic [TS]

00:51:29 ◼   ► and and it's disgusting and who think [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► about this [TS]

00:51:35 ◼   ► ya think about a pneumatic cannon that [TS]

00:51:41 ◼   ► shoots coffeemakers it's like a t-shirt [TS]

00:51:44 ◼   ► kind of for coffee makers [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► yes so we build a t-shirt cannon but [TS]

00:51:49 ◼   ► coffee maker sides and listening and [TS]

00:51:51 ◼   ► then people from all over come with [TS]

00:51:53 ◼   ► their old coffee makers and we should we [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► like shoot'em like we should wait we put [TS]

00:51:59 ◼   ► a couple of old Volkswagens downrange [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► and we just shoot coffeemakers Adam all [TS]

00:52:05 ◼   ► afternoon [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► who wouldn't who pay fifteen dollars to [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► shoot a coffeemaker battle cry is the [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► money-making scheme if we've ever had [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► one it would be really find the glass [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► shatter yeah the whole thing I mean [TS]

00:52:20 ◼   ► think about the think about the [TS]

00:52:21 ◼   ► satisfying impact about the entire [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► possible paper and half the time like [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► that the carafe would come separated [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► from the from the the launch system the [TS]

00:52:33 ◼   ► heating system somewhere in midair and [TS]

00:52:36 ◼   ► you would end up with a kind of shrapnel [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► effect a great shot effect i think it's [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► a no-brainer people would absolutely do [TS]

00:52:44 ◼   ► that they would people would people will [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► come and you get the price of admission [TS]

00:52:46 ◼   ► could be bring an old coffee maker bring [TS]

00:52:49 ◼   ► an old well wait a minute no we want to [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► make a little money to know Gotye [TS]

00:52:52 ◼   ► because we have to pay for the pneumatic [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► can use can you fire your old coffee [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► maker and and maybe buy a new one made [TS]

00:52:59 ◼   ► as part of the process [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► maybe maybe if you because there's so [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► many crappy think about like thinking [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► about like you come in you're gonna buy [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► a tivo but you get to fire your old VHS [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► a VW okay but wait a minute what about [TS]

00:53:11 ◼   ► what see what I'm hoping that people [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► will come with like eight coffeemakers [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► we're solving for solving a problem for [TS]

00:53:17 ◼   ► people something least three problems by [TS]

00:53:18 ◼   ► my reckoning it all around America there [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► have got to be used coffee makers [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► sitting in people's bottom cupboards [TS]

00:53:25 ◼   ► littering the church basements of [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► america that's right and so the thing is [TS]

00:53:29 ◼   ► yes I think we should sell new coffee [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► maybe you should you should sell your [TS]

00:53:33 ◼   ► cuisinart coffee maker at the at the [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► like there should be a gift shop and [TS]

00:53:39 ◼   ► it's just sells coffee makers new coffee [TS]

00:53:41 ◼   ► makers but the thing is that dick that [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► is somebody brings a coffee makers i'm [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► not gonna want to buy eight new coffee [TS]

00:53:46 ◼   ► makers they're bringing eight copy [TS]

00:53:49 ◼   ► makers to shoot they're gonna want to [TS]

00:53:51 ◼   ► buy one with what I feel like I feel [TS]

00:53:56 ◼   ► like there's got to be a per shot charge [TS]

00:53:59 ◼   ► even if you bring your own coffee maker [TS]

00:54:03 ◼   ► you gotta pay for services we can come [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► out and like you can you get a set an [TS]

00:54:07 ◼   ► automatic weapon and get to shoot it's [TS]

00:54:08 ◼   ► something isn't something you can do [TS]

00:54:10 ◼   ► yeah i mean they don't come out to you [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► you know you go up to the website and [TS]

00:54:14 ◼   ► mobile lab you got a little come to your [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► house with an automatic weapon and [TS]

00:54:17 ◼   ► second I mean like it's friday afternoon [TS]

00:54:19 ◼   ► you use the you know you're mad at your [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► boss you can just go out and shoot [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► fucking coffee maker it's something I [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► feel like I feel like the area around [TS]

00:54:26 ◼   ► San Francisco is perfect for this like [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► out out in the out in east bay somewhere [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► is a firing range right down the street [TS]

00:54:33 ◼   ► from here [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► here we go you can hear it on weekends [TS]

00:54:36 ◼   ► you can hear him shooting down like more [TS]

00:54:38 ◼   ► said yeah [TS]

00:54:39 ◼   ► is it a police thing nope just a regular [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► old bring a gun shoot stuff range you [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► know there's a police shooting range [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► over here by my house [TS]

00:54:46 ◼   ► really yeah and sometimes you can hear [TS]

00:54:48 ◼   ► shooting machine guns [TS]

00:54:49 ◼   ► wow it's pretty great how do what they [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► do a lot of shooting in the summer [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► not so much shooting in the winter and [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► it makes me think [TS]

00:55:00 ◼   ► are they under prepared for gunfights in [TS]

00:55:03 ◼   ► inclement weather right like they're [TS]

00:55:07 ◼   ► ready for creating into Rock book dealer [TS]

00:55:09 ◼   ► malcolm gladwell if better not [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► practicing all year round [TS]

00:55:13 ◼   ► they're an ineffective force interesting [TS]

00:55:16 ◼   ► this biscuit biscuit alter the course of [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► history haha this is what happened to [TS]

00:55:21 ◼   ► Napoleon but because what happened to [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► Hitler do [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► hi were ready he may not ready for cold [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► cold cold weather combat that's right he [TS]

00:55:30 ◼   ► didn't know what he was [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► get into hits coffeemakers if he'd been [TS]

00:55:33 ◼   ► out there year-round who shouldn't copy [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► makers in the dead of winter he would [TS]

00:55:39 ◼   ► imagine they will both of them would've [TS]

00:55:41 ◼   ► made it to Moscow Hitler wouldn't have [TS]

00:55:43 ◼   ► had to go to Moscow because Napoleon [TS]

00:55:44 ◼   ► would have already gotten there [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► ah have been speaking French and Moscow [TS]

00:55:48 ◼   ► more than they already were [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► can you imagine that time dignified what [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► would have happened if Napoleon had made [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► it all at concord mosca do that is [TS]

00:55:58 ◼   ► something i don't have to dig it's kind [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► of a day dr. you type thing I don't [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► think they would have survived think [TS]

00:56:06 ◼   ► even if he conquered Moscow I don't [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► think they want to survive the winner is [TS]

00:56:10 ◼   ► you know it's like this is like the Robo [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► suppose that line about how like [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► revolutionaries don't make great [TS]

00:56:15 ◼   ► politicians or whatever spend more [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► clever than that but that's a hell of a [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► large landmass to run [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► yes you know in even if you I mean it's [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► just it seems like you'd have to be as [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► crooked as they are there in order to [TS]

00:56:28 ◼   ► run that well hmm doesn't back then [TS]

00:56:31 ◼   ► sure I mean you would need the fear you [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► would need to I i don't know i mean it's [TS]

00:56:35 ◼   ► it's not food I don't think I don't [TS]

00:56:37 ◼   ► think the majority of Russia has ever [TS]

00:56:40 ◼   ► really been governed we're talking USSR [TS]

00:56:42 ◼   ► though [TS]

00:56:43 ◼   ► yeah we're talking about ten time zones [TS]

00:56:45 ◼   ► like the negative land song says right [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► are there are there really that many [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► there are a lot of time zones are there [TS]

00:56:50 ◼   ► ten time zones in Russia has not a giant [TS]

00:56:53 ◼   ► negative life and I i think that you're [TS]

00:56:55 ◼   ► my friend shawn wolfe who did the cover [TS]

00:56:57 ◼   ► art for who attended also- land cover [TS]

00:57:01 ◼   ► art really [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► he was a BYZ was the negative land [TS]

00:57:05 ◼   ► graphic artist for this book is cool [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► Sean wolves we should get him which you [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► know what all these people should have [TS]

00:57:10 ◼   ► to pass including Hitler cuisinart we [TS]

00:57:13 ◼   ► should get shown her to to sponsor this [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► podcast with free remover installers [TS]

00:57:19 ◼   ► that's the name of the device right [TS]

00:57:22 ◼   ► that's his little the classical and [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► device gather remover installing I think [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► your and my shared understanding of how [TS]

00:57:29 ◼   ► people actually make money from things [TS]

00:57:30 ◼   ► has become so backward at this point [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► that it just might work [TS]

00:57:33 ◼   ► how do you make money from things how [TS]

00:57:36 ◼   ► does anybody make money is all the time [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► who have so much money yes how did they [TS]

00:57:41 ◼   ► make it at cicis you should if you [TS]

00:57:45 ◼   ► should get VC if that's right in the [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► shit of venture capitalists I don't know [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► how do we get one of those [TS]

00:57:52 ◼   ► how do we get a venture capitalist why [TS]

00:57:54 ◼   ► don't we is there like a trap that he [TS]

00:57:56 ◼   ► said now you get a better get on to the [TS]

00:57:59 ◼   ► pound or we should make a proposal you [TS]

00:58:02 ◼   ► and I are smart we should make a [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► proposal that gets a venture capital [TS]

00:58:06 ◼   ► that it attracts the interest yes i was [TS]

00:58:09 ◼   ► out like a serial entrepreneur right [TS]

00:58:11 ◼   ► like that guy that I met at that party [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► in new york city where area Huffington [TS]

00:58:16 ◼   ► let's give me all these books about that [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► when you saw the slides of four children [TS]

00:58:21 ◼   ► on the law that's right where the guy [TS]

00:58:23 ◼   ► gave upset are you an entrepreneur and I [TS]

00:58:25 ◼   ► said yeah sort of tomorrow buck [TS]

00:58:30 ◼   ► haha did you see our slideshow about [TS]

00:58:33 ◼   ► poor children i did that didn't really [TS]

00:58:36 ◼   ► know there won't be still in Africa this [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► Christmas time [TS]

00:58:40 ◼   ► thank God remember back in nineteen [TS]

00:58:42 ◼   ► eighty-four when there wasn't snow in [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► Africa [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► oh I thought that song sounds more [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► condescending to me every year there's [TS]

00:58:50 ◼   ► something about a tease culture that was [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► still so in between so him between the [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► monkey bars where the be like rampant [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► ignorance and like casual racism of the [TS]

00:59:13 ◼   ► sixties and seventies was still like it [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► was still what what the culture was [TS]

00:59:19 ◼   ► soaking in but there was all this new [TS]

00:59:22 ◼   ► flip agility is only 10 years old that [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► nobody could quite figure out like how [TS]

00:59:29 ◼   ► do we show that we are compassionate [TS]

00:59:34 ◼   ► but we are because we have no experience [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► with real compassion [TS]

00:59:39 ◼   ► well yeah especially that I think if I [TS]

00:59:41 ◼   ► understand what you're what you're [TS]

00:59:42 ◼   ► describing is probably don't the mid to [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► late eighties and into the early [TS]

00:59:45 ◼   ► nineties it was like the end of the pro [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► period of assholishness and the the very [TS]

00:59:51 ◼   ► tenuous beginnings of this new kind of [TS]

00:59:55 ◼   ► fancy nice guy softness that we actually [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► had learned to do well yet right since [TS]

00:59:57 ◼   ► had learned to do well yet right since [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► oh there's a kind of assholeish nice [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► kindness to that done I get that the [TS]

01:00:04 ◼   ► presumption that Christmas even applies [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► to fully half of the continent of Africa [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► I've thought about this a lot and I [TS]

01:00:14 ◼   ► think the reason they did that is [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► because the donations were going to cut [TS]

01:00:17 ◼   ► become from people who love Christmas [TS]

01:00:18 ◼   ► and want people to be happy so I kind of [TS]

01:00:20 ◼   ► get that yeah yeah but like do they know [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► it's Christmas [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► it's like it's the whole just the title [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► of the song implies that Africa is a is [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► it it's like okay [TS]

01:00:35 ◼   ► of course they're hungry they don't know [TS]

01:00:37 ◼   ► it's Christmas it's like Plato's cave [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► do they know it's Christmas and this is [TS]

01:00:42 ◼   ► just shadows on the wall like that would [TS]

01:00:45 ◼   ► have been a better lyric than half of [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► the lyrics [TS]

01:00:47 ◼   ► the answer is the answer said depressing [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► in the end we can feed everybody very [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► very very easily be just only paying the [TS]

01:00:54 ◼   ► transportation costs on things [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► well that's true of half the things in [TS]

01:00:57 ◼   ► my house I was thinking about it the [TS]

01:00:58 ◼   ► other day half the stuff in here [TS]

01:01:00 ◼   ► I'm just it's just that i'm paying for [TS]

01:01:02 ◼   ► the container and I mean seeds don't [TS]

01:01:05 ◼   ► cost anything [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► what are seeds seeds seeds just fall [TS]

01:01:09 ◼   ► from the sky right baby plants [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► yeah sky seeds somebody I i had to pay [TS]

01:01:15 ◼   ► somebody a couple of cents an hour to [TS]

01:01:17 ◼   ► pick these seeds and put them in a bin [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► but then the rest of it is just [TS]

01:01:21 ◼   ► transportation i'm selling vegetables [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► are we talking about [TS]

01:01:24 ◼   ► well you know just the seeds of of items [TS]

01:01:29 ◼   ► ya like it you need seeds or any crunchy [TS]

01:01:32 ◼   ► seeds oh I'm more than that man led to [TS]

01:01:35 ◼   ► seed my wife likes seats [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► what about seeds and nuts every mix [TS]

01:01:39 ◼   ► seeds and nuts i can always feel like [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► that's a little bit of a jam up like 10 [TS]

01:01:45 ◼   ► west yorkshire Corp you got your trail [TS]

01:01:47 ◼   ► mix I always feel like like you're not [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► going to get the same quality control as [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► if you just gotten an ass-ton of nuts [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► the one kind of thing yeah yeah yeah [TS]

01:01:56 ◼   ► whatever the other day the cashews are [TS]

01:01:57 ◼   ► nuts [TS]

01:01:58 ◼   ► what somebody was yelling at me i posted [TS]

01:02:01 ◼   ► a picture of some cashews who as you do [TS]

01:02:04 ◼   ► yeah and I was like yep just sitting [TS]

01:02:07 ◼   ► here eating some nuts and somebody was [TS]

01:02:09 ◼   ► like the cashews are nuts [TS]

01:02:12 ◼   ► cashews are not nuts is it a beam is it [TS]

01:02:16 ◼   ► like you like like you don't appease a [TS]

01:02:19 ◼   ► piece on that's right how piece of the [TS]

01:02:23 ◼   ► things you didn't know it's christmas [TS]

01:02:25 ◼   ► time at all maybe catch is a fruit and [TS]

01:02:30 ◼   ► that look that up [TS]

01:02:33 ◼   ► [Music] [TS]