Roderick on the Line

00:00:00 ◼   ► hi John how's it going good it's going [TS]

00:00:18 ◼   ► to say why that's funny [TS]

00:00:19 ◼   ► mm-hmm I thought of course you can [TS]

00:00:23 ◼   ► yeah i think that we I think that we [TS]

00:00:25 ◼   ► should reference yesterday multiple [TS]

00:00:28 ◼   ► times but no no I just died bloop to you [TS]

00:00:31 ◼   ► on skype as a joke because i was you [TS]

00:00:34 ◼   ► know I've been remarked about how you [TS]

00:00:36 ◼   ► can clear your throat at the top of the [TS]

00:00:38 ◼   ► episode as you say so i think my exact [TS]

00:00:40 ◼   ► quote was clear throat before we go [TS]

00:00:42 ◼   ► uh-oh i saved it for you don't want to [TS]

00:00:47 ◼   ► hear all the little rabbit babies that I [TS]

00:00:50 ◼   ► was keeping in my chief what's that from [TS]

00:00:53 ◼   ► this disease came up with that guy you [TS]

00:00:57 ◼   ► should write songs are good ones you [TS]

00:01:00 ◼   ► well whichever dinning well it's a good [TS]

00:01:02 ◼   ► question i thank you i'm still wandering [TS]

00:01:06 ◼   ► around in a kind of the good carbonless [TS]

00:01:08 ◼   ► days and I was sitting here at my house [TS]

00:01:13 ◼   ► and I was just like I don't I don't I [TS]

00:01:15 ◼   ► can't imagine another meat entree that [TS]

00:01:20 ◼   ► that is it going to just make me despair [TS]

00:01:23 ◼   ► like all i want all i wanted spaghetti [TS]

00:01:27 ◼   ► with cookies on it [TS]

00:01:30 ◼   ► god I've never thought of that until you [TS]

00:01:34 ◼   ► just said it and that sounds so good [TS]

00:01:36 ◼   ► does it's a writ would be a real [TS]

00:01:37 ◼   ► carbo-load but then I looked in the [TS]

00:01:40 ◼   ► refrigerator and I realized that I had [TS]

00:01:42 ◼   ► made a stew a carbonless too and i had [TS]

00:01:47 ◼   ► also roasted a beef o like a rib roast [TS]

00:01:52 ◼   ► like a roast I had made a roast beef ooh [TS]

00:01:54 ◼   ► that sounds delicious [TS]

00:01:57 ◼   ► it does and it is but I don't have a [TS]

00:02:00 ◼   ► meat slicer and I realized that at least [TS]

00:02:04 ◼   ► half of the enjoyment i get out of roast [TS]

00:02:06 ◼   ► beef is out of the the the thinness of [TS]

00:02:10 ◼   ► the slices of the beef is [TS]

00:02:12 ◼   ► is that right now yeah it was it was [TS]

00:02:15 ◼   ► like a rib roast or what kind of a roast [TS]

00:02:17 ◼   ► did you make it was a couple of sirloin [TS]

00:02:19 ◼   ► roast it was like permit no no it was a [TS]

00:02:23 ◼   ► it was a bit of beef the beef but me to [TS]

00:02:26 ◼   ► give you the beef idea i'm just trying [TS]

00:02:27 ◼   ► to figure out which so you like a thin [TS]

00:02:29 ◼   ► cut you like a traditional roast beef [TS]

00:02:31 ◼   ► then slice [TS]

00:02:32 ◼   ► yeah rare rare cook and very thinly [TS]

00:02:35 ◼   ► sliced and then of course on a on a [TS]

00:02:37 ◼   ► fresh french roll but i can't have that [TS]

00:02:39 ◼   ► see that's how they get you [TS]

00:02:41 ◼   ► yes so delicious yeah so I do i ate the [TS]

00:02:44 ◼   ► rest of the Stu I'm feelin better [TS]

00:02:46 ◼   ► I'm feeling less like a like a like [TS]

00:02:50 ◼   ► diving into a swimming pool size [TS]

00:02:52 ◼   ► strawberry shortcake [TS]

00:02:54 ◼   ► I'm just I'm just getting by you know it [TS]

00:02:57 ◼   ► is not it's not torment at all it's just [TS]

00:03:00 ◼   ► a constant feeling of being of not [TS]

00:03:03 ◼   ► knowing what's not not going how to live [TS]

00:03:06 ◼   ► because if it's because of this this [TS]

00:03:10 ◼   ► this bizarre simulacrum of a life that [TS]

00:03:12 ◼   ► you've been living all these years I've [TS]

00:03:14 ◼   ► been I've been I've been hopping from [TS]

00:03:15 ◼   ► from shortcake to shortcake like a frog [TS]

00:03:19 ◼   ► or some afraid to and now now I'm this [TS]

00:03:24 ◼   ► person who's like I can eat any any meat [TS]

00:03:26 ◼   ► i want and it's I'm it's all delicious [TS]

00:03:28 ◼   ► and after after a weekend like meat is [TS]

00:03:30 ◼   ► the most boring food isn't it see it's [TS]

00:03:32 ◼   ► just the way it's like having a steady [TS]

00:03:33 ◼   ► girlfriend I I don't know this is useful [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► at all [TS]

00:03:36 ◼   ► you've probably already discovered that [TS]

00:03:37 ◼   ► you might be repeating what you just [TS]

00:03:39 ◼   ► said that when I was struggling to make [TS]

00:03:41 ◼   ► the no starchy stuff thing work [TS]

00:03:44 ◼   ► I discovered that the the worst part was [TS]

00:03:47 ◼   ► before we eat the actual meat that's [TS]

00:03:48 ◼   ► what I feel the meat fatigue but if I [TS]

00:03:50 ◼   ► force myself to eat something protein [TS]

00:03:52 ◼   ► like you say that the shortcake train [TS]

00:03:54 ◼   ► desire would abate a little bit goes [TS]

00:03:55 ◼   ► away and what's funny is you really tell [TS]

00:03:57 ◼   ► what's in your head [TS]

00:03:58 ◼   ► I want to go somebody said to me why [TS]

00:04:01 ◼   ► don't you just take a celery stick and [TS]

00:04:03 ◼   ► and dip it in a peanut butter jar and I [TS]

00:04:06 ◼   ► was like well for one I'm not for at the [TS]

00:04:08 ◼   ► daycare center and 42 and I literally [TS]

00:04:12 ◼   ► have not eaten nothing like that since [TS]

00:04:14 ◼   ► 1973 and I'd and I i cannot think of a [TS]

00:04:17 ◼   ► thing less appetizing you should be ants [TS]

00:04:19 ◼   ► on a log [TS]

00:04:20 ◼   ► you didn't because raisins on let's not [TS]

00:04:22 ◼   ► let's not talk about nom nom nom nom [TS]

00:04:24 ◼   ► but uh but yesterday I'm walking around [TS]

00:04:26 ◼   ► I'm just like celery with peanut butter [TS]

00:04:28 ◼   ► on it that sounds so delicious like it [TS]

00:04:30 ◼   ► is it's only taken a week and already I [TS]

00:04:32 ◼   ► think of vegetables in a different way [TS]

00:04:36 ◼   ► like oh I get me some vegetables like [TS]

00:04:39 ◼   ► that will at least the philly up they [TS]

00:04:42 ◼   ► were long they dress up your dumb dead [TS]

00:04:44 ◼   ► uh you're dead shoe-leather whatever [TS]

00:04:47 ◼   ► thing you do is you feel a little fruity [TS]

00:04:49 ◼   ► they're like I know in my heart that [TS]

00:04:51 ◼   ► like I really like he say espera goose [TS]

00:04:53 ◼   ► and I love asparagus I like broccoli i [TS]

00:04:56 ◼   ► love spinach like sautéed with you know [TS]

00:04:59 ◼   ► cloves of garlic so good huh [TS]

00:05:02 ◼   ► but when I think that we're finally [TS]

00:05:03 ◼   ► doing a cooking implements hi welcome to [TS]

00:05:08 ◼   ► the non switch on a number of it is I [TS]

00:05:11 ◼   ► date below [TS]

00:05:12 ◼   ► here's the thing i know you but you know [TS]

00:05:16 ◼   ► what super boring but i want but i [TS]

00:05:19 ◼   ► always say is this is a mistake to see [TS]

00:05:20 ◼   ► one have things [TS]

00:05:21 ◼   ► yeah what is that that in my head so I [TS]

00:05:24 ◼   ► got me and we'll talk more about me [TS]

00:05:26 ◼   ► because my family is away and I i I've [TS]

00:05:27 ◼   ► been eating nothing but meat and but i [TS]

00:05:30 ◼   ► think the missile [TS]

00:05:31 ◼   ► hmm i should go make some asparagus and [TS]

00:05:33 ◼   ► I could spike it put a little spritz of [TS]

00:05:35 ◼   ► lemon on it and I feel like such a fruit [TS]

00:05:38 ◼   ► when that goes through my head but I [TS]

00:05:39 ◼   ► think it's delicious and I eat it I [TS]

00:05:41 ◼   ► friends only thing [TS]

00:05:43 ◼   ► well it'sit's I absolutely feel you I [TS]

00:05:45 ◼   ► friend of mine was in town I had not [TS]

00:05:49 ◼   ► seen him in many many years he and his [TS]

00:05:50 ◼   ► family live in st. Petersburg Russia and [TS]

00:05:53 ◼   ► they were passing through seattle and [TS]

00:05:55 ◼   ► they said we're gonna be here long [TS]

00:05:56 ◼   ► enough to get dinner let's all meet for [TS]

00:05:58 ◼   ► dinner and I said well absolutely where [TS]

00:06:01 ◼   ► should we eat and they were unified in [TS]

00:06:04 ◼   ► wanting to eat at the Red Robin because [TS]

00:06:07 ◼   ► really there because they're going back [TS]

00:06:09 ◼   ► to Russia they're going to be in Russia [TS]

00:06:11 ◼   ► for another year and red robin was the [TS]

00:06:14 ◼   ► American style like like a had bonsai [TS]

00:06:19 ◼   ► hamburger with a pineapple ring on it [TS]

00:06:21 ◼   ► and a strawberry milkshake sounded like [TS]

00:06:23 ◼   ► like a-- me know that was their dream [TS]

00:06:25 ◼   ► right you're not you can get a lot of [TS]

00:06:27 ◼   ► things in st. Petersburg but i'm [TS]

00:06:28 ◼   ► guessing you can't get nachos with like [TS]

00:06:31 ◼   ► strawberry completely probably get a [TS]

00:06:33 ◼   ► rocket launcher faster than you get a [TS]

00:06:35 ◼   ► pint [TS]

00:06:36 ◼   ► berger guessing right right so we all go [TS]

00:06:39 ◼   ► to we all go to red robin and I you know [TS]

00:06:42 ◼   ► I used to work at the Red Robin I was [TS]

00:06:44 ◼   ► the red robin it's not right [TS]

00:06:47 ◼   ► I ever tell you the story when you have [TS]

00:06:50 ◼   ► not heard how you became the red robin [TS]

00:06:51 ◼   ► it was one of my earliest jobs i was 17 [TS]

00:06:53 ◼   ► years old i read that man i was a busboy [TS]

00:06:56 ◼   ► at the Red Robin in Anchorage and they [TS]

00:06:59 ◼   ► didn't you know they didn't trust me to [TS]

00:07:01 ◼   ► be a waiter they didn't think I had the [TS]

00:07:03 ◼   ► maturity but they but I was running [TS]

00:07:06 ◼   ► around bussing tables and one day I was [TS]

00:07:07 ◼   ► in the back storeroom and you know back [TS]

00:07:11 ◼   ► there behind all the boxes of Dixie Cups [TS]

00:07:13 ◼   ► hanging on a hook is this you know ical [TS]

00:07:17 ◼   ► came around the corner and was like oh [TS]

00:07:19 ◼   ► and here's this life-size red robin [TS]

00:07:23 ◼   ► costume hanging on a hook like dead [TS]

00:07:25 ◼   ► lifeless how long have you been there [TS]

00:07:27 ◼   ► before you realize this [TS]

00:07:28 ◼   ► well there was a it was like a back [TS]

00:07:30 ◼   ► storeroom that kind of never got used [TS]

00:07:32 ◼   ► and I was there I was working there a [TS]

00:07:33 ◼   ► couple of months you know before I went [TS]

00:07:35 ◼   ► around and saw this and I was sent into [TS]

00:07:37 ◼   ► that room you have a key [TS]

00:07:39 ◼   ► ok sent into it to find something some [TS]

00:07:41 ◼   ► cash register item and here's this red [TS]

00:07:45 ◼   ► robin and it looked exactly like hanging [TS]

00:07:48 ◼   ► on the hook it looked exactly like the [TS]

00:07:50 ◼   ► alec baldwin chicken face in beetlejuice [TS]

00:07:53 ◼   ► like you know like it reached in and [TS]

00:07:56 ◼   ► pull this nose out and and had fingers [TS]

00:07:59 ◼   ► for eyeballs and I was like startled and [TS]

00:08:01 ◼   ► scared and though i mentioned it to the [TS]

00:08:04 ◼   ► manager and he was like oh yeah you know [TS]

00:08:06 ◼   ► usually well for a long time we had [TS]

00:08:08 ◼   ► somebody being the red robin but you [TS]

00:08:11 ◼   ► know you have to be you have to be big [TS]

00:08:12 ◼   ► and like to dance and blackjack and she [TS]

00:08:16 ◼   ► was like Hello big like to dance love [TS]

00:08:19 ◼   ► kids and he was like you want to do that [TS]

00:08:21 ◼   ► and I think you like I says look at [TS]

00:08:23 ◼   ► snazzy outfit so I so I run back through [TS]

00:08:26 ◼   ► the red robin costume on I go out into [TS]

00:08:28 ◼   ► the light go out into the restaurant and [TS]

00:08:30 ◼   ► I don't know if you read the studies [TS]

00:08:32 ◼   ► recently but it has its been discovered [TS]

00:08:35 ◼   ► by the guy that that provides sports [TS]

00:08:37 ◼   ► mascots two people to sports teams in [TS]

00:08:40 ◼   ► America that that's severely autistic [TS]

00:08:44 ◼   ► people [TS]

00:08:45 ◼   ► make the absolute best sports mascots [TS]

00:08:49 ◼   ► look like a dickhead character [TS]

00:08:51 ◼   ► yeah we have never heard that once [TS]

00:08:53 ◼   ► they're inside i'm in the end these are [TS]

00:08:55 ◼   ► people who are who are completely [TS]

00:08:57 ◼   ► internal like like rainman level of [TS]

00:09:00 ◼   ► autism they put on the costume and they [TS]

00:09:05 ◼   ► become incredibly animated incredibly [TS]

00:09:08 ◼   ► social gifted like like child hugging [TS]

00:09:14 ◼   ► cartwheel turning Super mask on and then [TS]

00:09:20 ◼   ► you take the math you take the costume [TS]

00:09:22 ◼   ► off of them and they go back they they [TS]

00:09:23 ◼   ► kind of just it's like it's almost a a [TS]

00:09:26 ◼   ► they received on awakenings kind of [TS]

00:09:30 ◼   ► situation so it was it was I had a [TS]

00:09:33 ◼   ► similar experience I put on this costume [TS]

00:09:34 ◼   ► I walked out into the restaurant where I [TS]

00:09:36 ◼   ► had been working at toiling as a as a [TS]

00:09:38 ◼   ► busboy love the lowest guy on the totem [TS]

00:09:41 ◼   ► pole and suddenly I was the red robin [TS]

00:09:45 ◼   ► and everyone in the restaurant wanted me [TS]

00:09:47 ◼   ► to come over to their table and all the [TS]

00:09:49 ◼   ► waiters were like you know stepping [TS]

00:09:52 ◼   ► aside to let me pass and I never wanted [TS]

00:09:55 ◼   ► to get out of this costume Marland I was [TS]

00:09:57 ◼   ► I inhabited the character of the red [TS]

00:10:00 ◼   ► robin who as you know is both a [TS]

00:10:02 ◼   ► Mixmaster or a mixologist and also a [TS]

00:10:06 ◼   ► burger master to two things at times I i [TS]

00:10:10 ◼   ► I've only ever eaten a red robin but I [TS]

00:10:12 ◼   ► pass by them and i'm just looking at the [TS]

00:10:14 ◼   ► character appears to be a red bird and [TS]

00:10:16 ◼   ► he's got a little bit kind of like a [TS]

00:10:17 ◼   ► what like a beanie cap on he's got like [TS]

00:10:21 ◼   ► a backwards when he's got a baseball cap [TS]

00:10:23 ◼   ► I guess you probably shouldn't maybe 17 [TS]

00:10:24 ◼   ► he's carrying a burger like bob's big [TS]

00:10:26 ◼   ► boy he's got a big adorable yellow bird [TS]

00:10:28 ◼   ► feet [TS]

00:10:29 ◼   ► that's right and pencil beautiful blue [TS]

00:10:30 ◼   ► eyes to those are you up to those who [TS]

00:10:33 ◼   ► are listeners who are not in America it [TS]

00:10:35 ◼   ► is a burger restaurant that was started [TS]

00:10:37 ◼   ► in Seattle [TS]

00:10:38 ◼   ► it's a chain restaurant they have the [TS]

00:10:39 ◼   ► burger places all over the country and [TS]

00:10:42 ◼   ► they their twin selling points were the [TS]

00:10:46 ◼   ► this menu about rageous burgers [TS]

00:10:48 ◼   ► outrageous burgers with outrageous [TS]

00:10:51 ◼   ► toppings [TS]

00:10:53 ◼   ► and then also a very fun bar component [TS]

00:10:57 ◼   ► where master mixologist sand i believe [TS]

00:11:00 ◼   ► the term mixologist was invented at [TS]

00:11:02 ◼   ► redrock turns out it was I take it all [TS]

00:11:07 ◼   ► back this looks this looks fantastic it [TS]

00:11:08 ◼   ► says here it's America's you get gourmet [TS]

00:11:11 ◼   ► burgers and spirits what a brilliant [TS]

00:11:13 ◼   ► idea we had some time guess so mom and [TS]

00:11:16 ◼   ► dad could go and get one of these liked [TS]

00:11:18 ◼   ► all drinks that had 15 shots of liquor [TS]

00:11:20 ◼   ► and it tasted like a banana and the kids [TS]

00:11:24 ◼   ► could eat all you can eat seasoned fries [TS]

00:11:26 ◼   ► and a and a giant burger covered with [TS]

00:11:30 ◼   ► skills or whatever it is [TS]

00:11:31 ◼   ► the kids want and they used to have all [TS]

00:11:34 ◼   ► they had amazing food a mud pie not [TS]

00:11:37 ◼   ► chose anyway so I was I had such a good [TS]

00:11:41 ◼   ► time as the red robin i was such a [TS]

00:11:42 ◼   ► success that they started to somebody [TS]

00:11:45 ◼   ► got a truck and they would put me in the [TS]

00:11:48 ◼   ► back of the truck and we would we drove [TS]

00:11:51 ◼   ► to all the hospitals and i started [TS]

00:11:54 ◼   ► visiting sick kids as the Red Robin will [TS]

00:11:58 ◼   ► get a response did you get that was [TS]

00:12:00 ◼   ► amazing you walk onto the ward and all [TS]

00:12:02 ◼   ► the little little sick and hurt kids and [TS]

00:12:05 ◼   ► they're so thrilled you know the hardest [TS]

00:12:07 ◼   ► part I think the South boring did you [TS]

00:12:10 ◼   ► celebrate come [TS]

00:12:11 ◼   ► yeah mom and dad come visit for an hour [TS]

00:12:13 ◼   ► or whatever but nobody's there it's just [TS]

00:12:15 ◼   ► dull and here comes this giant freaky [TS]

00:12:19 ◼   ► bird half of the kids had no idea what [TS]

00:12:22 ◼   ► the connection was to the restaurant it [TS]

00:12:24 ◼   ► was just like here's his giant Freebird [TS]

00:12:26 ◼   ► and thinking about it now like we were [TS]

00:12:29 ◼   ► doing this really roguelike it was this [TS]

00:12:31 ◼   ► is one assistant manager and one of the [TS]

00:12:34 ◼   ► waiters owned a truck and we're like I [TS]

00:12:36 ◼   ► know let's go to hospitals can't imagine [TS]

00:12:38 ◼   ► that happening today don't even think we [TS]

00:12:40 ◼   ► call the head [TS]

00:12:41 ◼   ► I think we just drove to hospitals [TS]

00:12:44 ◼   ► walked in and the nurses at the in the [TS]

00:12:48 ◼   ► ER were like oh hello [TS]

00:12:50 ◼   ► let's go and like took us back to the [TS]

00:12:52 ◼   ► days like 50 things about that that [TS]

00:12:54 ◼   ► would never happen today right [TS]

00:12:56 ◼   ► if John Roderick sighs Redbird walked [TS]

00:12:58 ◼   ► into a hospital today there'll be so [TS]

00:12:59 ◼   ► many questions you're going to get a [TS]

00:13:01 ◼   ► black bag [TS]

00:13:02 ◼   ► yeah but this was you know and and and [TS]

00:13:05 ◼   ► the entire trip across Anchorage with me [TS]

00:13:06 ◼   ► in the back [TS]

00:13:07 ◼   ► this pickup truck I'd be waving at [TS]

00:13:09 ◼   ► people with the harmonic mock I really [TS]

00:13:11 ◼   ► felt like like queen for a day every [TS]

00:13:15 ◼   ► time I put on this costume and it [TS]

00:13:16 ◼   ► transformed so we started going to like [TS]

00:13:18 ◼   ► state fair and and stuff like that where [TS]

00:13:21 ◼   ► the red robin to eat you the manager [TS]

00:13:23 ◼   ► didn't mind you doing this [TS]

00:13:25 ◼   ► the manager loved it because first of [TS]

00:13:27 ◼   ► all I was a not a very good busboy [TS]

00:13:29 ◼   ► win-win [TS]

00:13:31 ◼   ► and being that check it out of here that [TS]

00:13:34 ◼   ► that summer like all of a sudden the red [TS]

00:13:38 ◼   ► robin was literally everywhere in [TS]

00:13:41 ◼   ► Anchorage like you could not get me out [TS]

00:13:42 ◼   ► of that student and everytime everytime [TS]

00:13:45 ◼   ► somebody open an envelope i was there [TS]

00:13:47 ◼   ► the red robin costume like Hello [TS]

00:13:50 ◼   ► and you know if it's a silent role so i [TS]

00:13:53 ◼   ► wasn't i didn't say anything i was just [TS]

00:13:54 ◼   ► bouncing and jumping and dancing [TS]

00:13:58 ◼   ► I mean you know dancing to like [TS]

00:13:59 ◼   ► schoolhouse rock or whatever it is that [TS]

00:14:01 ◼   ► they play [TS]

00:14:02 ◼   ► I mean it's probably nice i entirely [TS]

00:14:04 ◼   ► different from the spectrum kids wear [TS]

00:14:07 ◼   ► like you disappear into this character [TS]

00:14:09 ◼   ► and it's not like the interesting thing [TS]

00:14:11 ◼   ► about it is like everybody sees you as a [TS]

00:14:12 ◼   ► big dancing bird but like all you see is [TS]

00:14:15 ◼   ► the people's reaction which is not [TS]

00:14:17 ◼   ► you're watching yourself on being one [TS]

00:14:18 ◼   ► god what the fuck is wrong with me when [TS]

00:14:19 ◼   ► i get a girlfriend like you you would [TS]

00:14:21 ◼   ► you just see the delight he walked up [TS]

00:14:23 ◼   ► and see the delight in people's eyes and [TS]

00:14:25 ◼   ► do a little dance everybody in the world [TS]

00:14:27 ◼   ► should do it should walk into a hospital [TS]

00:14:29 ◼   ► ward of sick kids dressed as a giant [TS]

00:14:33 ◼   ► bird which everybody should have that [TS]

00:14:35 ◼   ► experience once because the looks of [TS]

00:14:38 ◼   ► like pure joy and and and agile ation on [TS]

00:14:43 ◼   ► these little faces where they're just [TS]

00:14:44 ◼   ► like you came to see me and you know and [TS]

00:14:47 ◼   ► i'm like hmmm and high five and big hug [TS]

00:14:51 ◼   ► and it's just like oh you know I it was [TS]

00:14:54 ◼   ► it was for as it wasn't my first job but [TS]

00:14:58 ◼   ► as one of my first jobs [TS]

00:15:00 ◼   ► it was a it was a hell of a revelation [TS]

00:15:03 ◼   ► so I have a tremendous soft spot for red [TS]

00:15:05 ◼   ► robin even as they have succumbed to [TS]

00:15:08 ◼   ► cost-cutting measures such that i feel [TS]

00:15:12 ◼   ► that their current Mudpie a shadow of [TS]

00:15:16 ◼   ► its former self but the content [TS]

00:15:18 ◼   ► same so Jake don't you hate to see that [TS]

00:15:19 ◼   ► when a place you really love starts [TS]

00:15:21 ◼   ► going downhill the old mud pies [TS]

00:15:23 ◼   ► they literally opened a jar they opened [TS]

00:15:27 ◼   ► like one of those two court glass jars [TS]

00:15:31 ◼   ► of atoms peanut butter and just turned [TS]

00:15:34 ◼   ► it upside down on this chocolate ice [TS]

00:15:36 ◼   ► cream pie and it was like okay I'm I'm [TS]

00:15:40 ◼   ► getting dizzy [TS]

00:15:41 ◼   ► I need to sit down because this that [TS]

00:15:43 ◼   ► just smelling this this ice cream cake [TS]

00:15:46 ◼   ► pop back then you could do that no one [TS]

00:15:47 ◼   ► would stop you [TS]

00:15:48 ◼   ► oh no you did I mean it again seems like [TS]

00:15:50 ◼   ► a different role in the one hand I can't [TS]

00:15:52 ◼   ► believe that you didn't have to go to [TS]

00:15:53 ◼   ► like six weeks of training and sign a [TS]

00:15:55 ◼   ► bunch of insurance forms for you put on [TS]

00:15:57 ◼   ► the suit but at the same time I think [TS]

00:15:59 ◼   ► about like my tenth birthday at [TS]

00:16:00 ◼   ► farrell's I don't have you ever seen the [TS]

00:16:01 ◼   ► ferals but I the pig strong Farrell's I [TS]

00:16:04 ◼   ► made him think of myself i got the [TS]

00:16:06 ◼   ► ribbon on my soapbox haha i did I have [TS]

00:16:09 ◼   ► made a pic of myself at farrell's my [TS]

00:16:11 ◼   ► tenth birthday there was amazing and [TS]

00:16:13 ◼   ► they would remember they would have [TS]

00:16:14 ◼   ► liked didn't mean they come out they [TS]

00:16:16 ◼   ► carry like they have this ice cream [TS]

00:16:18 ◼   ► thing that came out like a stretcher [TS]

00:16:19 ◼   ► yeah they're all wearing straw boaters [TS]

00:16:21 ◼   ► and like I don't pop but you could eat [TS]

00:16:24 ◼   ► it you can just sit there and eat 21 [TS]

00:16:27 ◼   ► scoops of ice but there was yeah that [TS]

00:16:29 ◼   ► was there was one really crazy when I [TS]

00:16:30 ◼   ► think that the the pigs truck fixed [TS]

00:16:33 ◼   ► oh my god John I i'm only worse occasion [TS]

00:16:35 ◼   ► order and ate something called a pigsty [TS]

00:16:37 ◼   ► off thanks dropped 21 skills that I was [TS]

00:16:39 ◼   ► like six it was a lot there was one that [TS]

00:16:42 ◼   ► was really really big that was called [TS]

00:16:43 ◼   ► likes the roller coaster or the Ice [TS]

00:16:45 ◼   ► Capades or something [TS]

00:16:46 ◼   ► there's one was just ridiculously large [TS]

00:16:48 ◼   ► but I mean it was a banana split had [TS]

00:16:50 ◼   ► basically everything you can see if we [TS]

00:16:52 ◼   ► put on there yeah it's just a boost a [TS]

00:16:54 ◼   ► fire with like every flavor gonna find [TS]

00:16:57 ◼   ► out now I'm look at these red robin [TS]

00:16:58 ◼   ► burger to remember correctly that you [TS]

00:16:59 ◼   ► don't like an onion roll remember that [TS]

00:17:01 ◼   ► correctly onion roll i seem to recall [TS]

00:17:04 ◼   ► one time I i seem to call asking if you [TS]

00:17:06 ◼   ► like that on your role for a burger and [TS]

00:17:08 ◼   ► oh oh no I don't prefer an onion roll ok [TS]

00:17:11 ◼   ► so pretty good huh yeah that's a good [TS]

00:17:12 ◼   ► memory [TS]

00:17:13 ◼   ► yeah and look at these burgers i have a [TS]

00:17:15 ◼   ► feeling you don't really get that much [TS]

00:17:18 ◼   ► tall avocado on your broker but i'm [TS]

00:17:21 ◼   ► looking at some wonderful beautiful some [TS]

00:17:24 ◼   ► of those burgers will will will sit you [TS]

00:17:26 ◼   ► down the fried onions are very generous [TS]

00:17:29 ◼   ► oh well and so I'm so I go to this [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► restaurant with [TS]

00:17:31 ◼   ► my friends who live in Russia and they [TS]

00:17:34 ◼   ► are just you know they're just tucking [TS]

00:17:36 ◼   ► their napkins into the front of the [TS]

00:17:37 ◼   ► shirts and they're like here we go we're [TS]

00:17:40 ◼   ► gonna eat one of these six thousand [TS]

00:17:42 ◼   ► calorie burgers [TS]

00:17:44 ◼   ► we're all going to have milkshakes and [TS]

00:17:46 ◼   ► the waitress came around to me and I was [TS]

00:17:47 ◼   ► like cobb salad please [TS]

00:17:50 ◼   ► Oh God and they'll they looked on me [TS]

00:17:53 ◼   ► with pity they looked on me with like [TS]

00:17:55 ◼   ► it's just so strong they didn't want to [TS]

00:17:58 ◼   ► say anything to they looked at me like [TS]

00:17:59 ◼   ► you know like I had just said i would I [TS]

00:18:03 ◼   ► just said like I'd like some [TS]

00:18:04 ◼   ► radiological I'd like a glass of [TS]

00:18:06 ◼   ► radiological hasn't variant that happen [TS]

00:18:10 ◼   ► and the waitress is like okay I'm not [TS]

00:18:13 ◼   ► going on no ice here comes my cobb salad [TS]

00:18:16 ◼   ► and it is i mean it seriously the size [TS]

00:18:18 ◼   ► of a bear's head it is really is very [TS]

00:18:21 ◼   ► generous [TS]

00:18:22 ◼   ► it's a massive cops out there is nothing [TS]

00:18:24 ◼   ► to be sorry about [TS]

00:18:26 ◼   ► but but you know my friends are over [TS]

00:18:28 ◼   ► there like eating their burgers and slow [TS]

00:18:31 ◼   ► motion licking their their chops and you [TS]

00:18:36 ◼   ► know and i'm here with my my leg and my [TS]

00:18:39 ◼   ► slices of turkey and avocado [TS]

00:18:41 ◼   ► so it's kind of a chef salad and I went [TS]

00:18:43 ◼   ► out with me i had left my friend and a [TS]

00:18:45 ◼   ► few weeks ago and he had a Cobb salad [TS]

00:18:46 ◼   ► and I remember it seemed very Hardy yeah [TS]

00:18:49 ◼   ► alright so they're amazing they're great [TS]

00:18:51 ◼   ► but it is not a thing I would have ever [TS]

00:18:53 ◼   ► chosen for myself at a red robin will be [TS]

00:18:55 ◼   ► a time when I don't like when you inside [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► and out [TS]

00:18:57 ◼   ► you really going to like house of prime [TS]

00:18:58 ◼   ► rib and getting like a really good like [TS]

00:19:01 ◼   ► like Kathleen of soul or something we're [TS]

00:19:03 ◼   ► like pilots good but like you're kind of [TS]

00:19:06 ◼   ► missing out on what makes that play [TS]

00:19:07 ◼   ► special you know [TS]

00:19:08 ◼   ► yeah that's exactly right like you read [TS]

00:19:10 ◼   ► you always read them at the menu and [TS]

00:19:11 ◼   ► there's always there's always something [TS]

00:19:14 ◼   ► like the way of Seoul where you say the [TS]

00:19:16 ◼   ► only person that the only person that's [TS]

00:19:18 ◼   ► gonna order that is a guy who's who's [TS]

00:19:21 ◼   ► putting a nitroglycerin tablet under his [TS]

00:19:23 ◼   ► tongue but free at four sits down at [TS]

00:19:25 ◼   ► that's a bunker meal it sound like where [TS]

00:19:28 ◼   ► the scar across his the scar across his [TS]

00:19:30 ◼   ► chest from open-heart surgery is still [TS]

00:19:32 ◼   ► throbbing [TS]

00:19:34 ◼   ► that's the only guy that's gonna eat the [TS]

00:19:37 ◼   ► one fish me I I've a friend he's a [TS]

00:19:39 ◼   ► vegetarian bunch of us went out fears [TS]

00:19:41 ◼   ► years back when two house of prime rib [TS]

00:19:43 ◼   ► even their right Merlin what don't tell [TS]

00:19:46 ◼   ► me don't tell me you've never been there [TS]

00:19:48 ◼   ► for the entire time we've known each [TS]

00:19:50 ◼   ► other which now is 10 flush nearly ten [TS]

00:19:54 ◼   ► plus years ten plus years you have been [TS]

00:19:56 ◼   ► talking about the house and everything [TS]

00:19:58 ◼   ► breakers scott simpson Jason thin even [TS]

00:20:02 ◼   ► jonathan coulton I think there multiple [TS]

00:20:06 ◼   ► times they all talk about Hodgman Jesus [TS]

00:20:08 ◼   ► it'sit's something else you know the [TS]

00:20:11 ◼   ► cookhouse a primary blah blah blah with [TS]

00:20:13 ◼   ► Merlin blog in San Francisco director I [TS]

00:20:15 ◼   ► feel so bad we'll listen we need to make [TS]

00:20:17 ◼   ► a trip we need to make sure we need to [TS]

00:20:18 ◼   ► schedule we discuss on a show here and [TS]

00:20:21 ◼   ► show up there we'll bring our families [TS]

00:20:23 ◼   ► not the house of prime rib you know [TS]

00:20:25 ◼   ► where you take me when I come visit you [TS]

00:20:26 ◼   ► I do take oh that's if you don't mind [TS]

00:20:30 ◼   ► walking canes and we buy everything [TS]

00:20:33 ◼   ► great doing something to tell them we [TS]

00:20:36 ◼   ► tell the story about your pants that we [TS]

00:20:37 ◼   ► were told that story on here i'm sure [TS]

00:20:39 ◼   ► you remember that night but what happens [TS]

00:20:42 ◼   ► rushing up to go to dinner and you had [TS]

00:20:45 ◼   ► figured you'd figured that I in this is [TS]

00:20:49 ◼   ► exactly the kind of thing that drives me [TS]

00:20:50 ◼   ► nuts with people it's like if I know I [TS]

00:20:52 ◼   ► have to be somewhere and it might [TS]

00:20:53 ◼   ► require pants I'll bring five pairs of [TS]

00:20:55 ◼   ► pants and you came to town we're going [TS]

00:20:57 ◼   ► to go to fancy dinner and you had not [TS]

00:20:59 ◼   ► checked what pair of pants you grabbed a [TS]

00:21:01 ◼   ► mistake number one he showed up was kind [TS]

00:21:03 ◼   ► of late remember this you must yes [TS]

00:21:05 ◼   ► absolutely we were going to dinner with [TS]

00:21:06 ◼   ► the mister fancy-pants fancy-pants in [TS]

00:21:08 ◼   ► the other guy and and the other guy and [TS]

00:21:10 ◼   ► so we are great guys but I'm we and you [TS]

00:21:14 ◼   ► know I'm legitimately like three strikes [TS]

00:21:16 ◼   ► in a fancy areas this place this place [TS]

00:21:19 ◼   ► in nob hill and through anyhow but you [TS]

00:21:22 ◼   ► got here and you had not checked what [TS]

00:21:23 ◼   ► pair of pants you grab and I don't know [TS]

00:21:25 ◼   ► which decade those pants would have [TS]

00:21:28 ◼   ► worked on you I don't think those pants [TS]

00:21:29 ◼   ► will fit you three years ago these pants [TS]

00:21:31 ◼   ► were little they were like little boy [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► pants [TS]

00:21:33 ◼   ► mistake number one mistake number two [TS]

00:21:35 ◼   ► you didn't even bother to like grab your [TS]

00:21:38 ◼   ► good we're gonna go and you're driving [TS]

00:21:39 ◼   ► you're like bullet [TS]

00:21:40 ◼   ► I mean you're having your San Francisco [TS]

00:21:42 ◼   ► bullet moment driving down Market Street [TS]

00:21:43 ◼   ► hyperventilating and never seen you so [TS]

00:21:45 ◼   ► anxious because you'll be late for this [TS]

00:21:47 ◼   ► you know they're gonna be shit for late [TS]

00:21:48 ◼   ► for it and go to in a complete frenzy we [TS]

00:21:53 ◼   ► drive the first of all you don't have [TS]

00:21:55 ◼   ► pants number one [TS]

00:21:56 ◼   ► number two you decide you're not going [TS]

00:21:57 ◼   ► to bother to bring any pants with you [TS]

00:21:58 ◼   ► because that would be inappropriate [TS]

00:21:59 ◼   ► you're wearing like like big Richard [TS]

00:22:02 ◼   ► Nixon shorts with with wear the suit [TS]

00:22:05 ◼   ► jacket [TS]

00:22:06 ◼   ► you look kind of like like I like a [TS]

00:22:07 ◼   ► beefy Angus Young yeah we're already [TS]

00:22:09 ◼   ► we're already late for dinner or later [TS]

00:22:11 ◼   ► on the other side of your over here in [TS]

00:22:13 ◼   ► West the cheese's we go to our crappy [TS]

00:22:15 ◼   ► good well there's nothing there at all [TS]

00:22:16 ◼   ► costs 50 bucks right and we finally [TS]

00:22:18 ◼   ► that's right we went to that goodwill up [TS]

00:22:20 ◼   ► i gotta be like a very photo of you put [TS]

00:22:22 ◼   ► it up you know what you're looking at [TS]

00:22:23 ◼   ► here is everything everything was they [TS]

00:22:26 ◼   ► were all doctors with three pleats [TS]

00:22:27 ◼   ► effort like struck $80 yeah things I was [TS]

00:22:29 ◼   ► not going to touch with my hands [TS]

00:22:31 ◼   ► yeah well then we haul ass and now now [TS]

00:22:33 ◼   ► you're real anxious because and [TS]

00:22:35 ◼   ► everything you put on was too small [TS]

00:22:36 ◼   ► because as we've discussed everything at [TS]

00:22:38 ◼   ► the goodwill only small people died and [TS]

00:22:40 ◼   ► everything in the goodwill unless you [TS]

00:22:41 ◼   ► really spend some time in my experience [TS]

00:22:42 ◼   ► is all tiny tiny men clothes or triple [TS]

00:22:45 ◼   ► extra-large right and luckily you're [TS]

00:22:47 ◼   ► right in the middle your triple [TS]

00:22:48 ◼   ► extra-large because of because the [TS]

00:22:50 ◼   ► triple extra-large people that is [TS]

00:22:52 ◼   ► exactly like hell so anyway it was just [TS]

00:22:54 ◼   ► it was then we got to get the place we [TS]

00:22:56 ◼   ► were measured me what we got to like the [TS]

00:22:58 ◼   ► castro we parked and and i stayed in the [TS]

00:23:01 ◼   ► car and you tore ass in your angus young [TS]

00:23:03 ◼   ► pants and like ran and so what happened [TS]

00:23:05 ◼   ► that you want to like so so I'm you're [TS]

00:23:08 ◼   ► like there's got to be some place in the [TS]

00:23:10 ◼   ► castro it's looking like vintage stores [TS]

00:23:12 ◼   ► fancy boy stores all kinds of stores so [TS]

00:23:14 ◼   ► here we get down to the castro was like [TS]

00:23:16 ◼   ► okay we're just gonna Park in the gas [TS]

00:23:17 ◼   ► station and part in the South car [TS]

00:23:20 ◼   ► spotters you're uncomfortable I'm like [TS]

00:23:22 ◼   ► you guard the car and Iran on the one in [TS]

00:23:25 ◼   ► the left foot rent and to his suit i'm [TS]

00:23:29 ◼   ► in a suit jacket and like underwear [TS]

00:23:31 ◼   ► basically i ran into this vintage store [TS]

00:23:33 ◼   ► and I'm like men's pants and she's like [TS]

00:23:37 ◼   ► in the back you know over by the but [TS]

00:23:39 ◼   ► tuxedo jackets or whatever said it was [TS]

00:23:41 ◼   ► it was some castro was like on market [TS]

00:23:44 ◼   ► street like in that kind of fancy [TS]

00:23:45 ◼   ► stripping having curative masters it was [TS]

00:23:47 ◼   ► like the thrift vintage kind of its real [TS]

00:23:50 ◼   ► upscale that a tear as far as like [TS]

00:23:52 ◼   ► you're not even going somewhere and get [TS]

00:23:54 ◼   ► like a like a skinny tie for a buck [TS]

00:23:56 ◼   ► ya know if I mean that was it was it had [TS]

00:23:58 ◼   ► been it was it was a how do you say carl [TS]

00:24:01 ◼   ► curated store [TS]

00:24:03 ◼   ► and I run in the back and I'm flipping [TS]

00:24:05 ◼   ► through all these things and they're all [TS]

00:24:06 ◼   ► it's just like a bunch of Hammer pants [TS]

00:24:08 ◼   ► and and and sweaters [TS]

00:24:12 ◼   ► yeah just like garbage garbage garbage [TS]

00:24:14 ◼   ► garbage and then I come upon this [TS]

00:24:17 ◼   ► amazing pair of so what were they were [TS]

00:24:22 ◼   ► reproduction buckle back wool pants that [TS]

00:24:28 ◼   ► a forest ranger in the twenties was like [TS]

00:24:33 ◼   ► very full leg very heavy with outdoorsy [TS]

00:24:36 ◼   ► very outdoorsy pans and I looked at the [TS]

00:24:39 ◼   ► man's land there you know kind of high [TS]

00:24:40 ◼   ► waist like buckle back a very earlier [TS]

00:24:43 ◼   ► style and I was like these pants [TS]

00:24:47 ◼   ► not only are the right pans but these [TS]

00:24:49 ◼   ► pants are Dynamite's these people i'm [TS]

00:24:51 ◼   ► gonna walk into this novel steakhouse [TS]

00:24:53 ◼   ► and everybody in the place is gonna have [TS]

00:24:55 ◼   ► to reevaluate what they chose which is [TS]

00:24:58 ◼   ► how I like to walk into a place where he [TS]

00:25:01 ◼   ► worked out it worked out i I'm in now [TS]

00:25:04 ◼   ► then so i go into the dressing room I [TS]

00:25:06 ◼   ► wear the pants out i'm waiting in line [TS]

00:25:09 ◼   ► behind you know behind a guy shorts [TS]

00:25:12 ◼   ► Ichabod Crane now I left it short so [TS]

00:25:15 ◼   ► silly audios I'm wait wait in line [TS]

00:25:18 ◼   ► behind a guy that's where you know like [TS]

00:25:20 ◼   ► yeah like a tri-cornered hats market [TS]

00:25:24 ◼   ► needs in here buying puka shells or [TS]

00:25:26 ◼   ► something and like come on come on come [TS]

00:25:27 ◼   ► on [TS]

00:25:28 ◼   ► I'd throw my money down on you know [TS]

00:25:30 ◼   ► throw through ashdown where I don't have [TS]

00:25:32 ◼   ► to wait [TS]

00:25:33 ◼   ► run back up to the gas station where [TS]

00:25:35 ◼   ► you're singing zipcar spot drumming your [TS]

00:25:37 ◼   ► fingers on that and hopefully we show up [TS]

00:25:41 ◼   ► by the time we got to van ness I [TS]

00:25:43 ◼   ► honestly thought I was going to die you [TS]

00:25:46 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:25:47 ◼   ► we know you know what it wasn't even [TS]

00:25:48 ◼   ► like it was named seem clean your your [TS]

00:25:50 ◼   ► gene hackman and the French Connection [TS]

00:25:51 ◼   ► like banging on the dashboard we were [TS]

00:25:53 ◼   ► going fast chasing the heroin dealers [TS]

00:25:55 ◼   ► but it was a but you know I just it's [TS]

00:25:58 ◼   ► interesting and then again now the fact [TS]

00:25:59 ◼   ► that you left the short scene i would [TS]

00:26:01 ◼   ► take the shorts because I contingencies [TS]

00:26:03 ◼   ► right you never know what's gonna happen [TS]

00:26:04 ◼   ► you want to go skinny-dipping if i want [TS]

00:26:06 ◼   ► to go swimming well you're not [TS]

00:26:07 ◼   ► skinny-dipping but you know pants pants [TS]

00:26:08 ◼   ► swimming in fact what we did is we went [TS]

00:26:10 ◼   ► and everybody everybody after the depth [TS]

00:26:13 ◼   ► of the dinner was smoking pot out of an [TS]

00:26:14 ◼   ► e-cigarette yeah [TS]

00:26:16 ◼   ► and I made that your friend yeah and oh [TS]

00:26:18 ◼   ► yeah you did you did a very good job of [TS]

00:26:20 ◼   ► making fun of that guy stopped doing [TS]

00:26:22 ◼   ► that don't make fun of people anymore i [TS]

00:26:23 ◼   ► don't know that was pretty great haha i [TS]

00:26:25 ◼   ► don't even remember what I said you know [TS]

00:26:27 ◼   ► you know everybody had a few cocktails [TS]

00:26:29 ◼   ► yes and you were just calling attention [TS]

00:26:31 ◼   ► to the fact that his house was vulgar [TS]

00:26:34 ◼   ► this case was for didn't say i don't [TS]

00:26:38 ◼   ► remember any of that [TS]

00:26:40 ◼   ► well you were just like this is a very [TS]

00:26:41 ◼   ► expensive house in a very it's a very [TS]

00:26:44 ◼   ► expensive everything in it is very [TS]

00:26:48 ◼   ► expensive something you know about me is [TS]

00:26:50 ◼   ► there's a couple of situations right [TS]

00:26:51 ◼   ► shutdown shutdown when you yell at me [TS]

00:26:53 ◼   ► and I cry I shut down when people start [TS]

00:26:56 ◼   ► lying compulsively ah I can't hear you [TS]

00:26:59 ◼   ► can sometimes get very mad at that [TS]

00:27:01 ◼   ► well um I you know what it is it's very [TS]

00:27:05 ◼   ► silly compulsive liars and people who [TS]

00:27:06 ◼   ► are ostentatious probably not in this [TS]

00:27:11 ◼   ► case this can actually have a lot of [TS]

00:27:12 ◼   ► dough but who are like like insecure [TS]

00:27:14 ◼   ► falsely fancy high-status you know [TS]

00:27:17 ◼   ► douchebags and and this is something I [TS]

00:27:21 ◼   ► picked up from my college but like [TS]

00:27:22 ◼   ► somebody says oh yeah well you know [TS]

00:27:23 ◼   ► that's my mother's day BMW and go wow [TS]

00:27:26 ◼   ► that's a really expensive car [TS]

00:27:29 ◼   ► yes you did but everything else play [TS]

00:27:31 ◼   ► along but then it gets to like wow [TS]

00:27:33 ◼   ► that's a really big boat up I don't know [TS]

00:27:38 ◼   ► what to say i will not be I will not be [TS]

00:27:40 ◼   ► I'm not gonna be a VC I'm not gonna be [TS]

00:27:41 ◼   ► complicit [TS]

00:27:42 ◼   ► you're not going to go gladly along with [TS]

00:27:44 ◼   ► this little game you're supposed to play [TS]

00:27:46 ◼   ► it's the same reason i can't stand like [TS]

00:27:48 ◼   ► like fake friendly-like tchotchkes kind [TS]

00:27:50 ◼   ► of waiters it just makes me a plastic I [TS]

00:27:52 ◼   ► just like how we doing tonight [TS]

00:27:54 ◼   ► yeah what we're doing is shut up and [TS]

00:27:55 ◼   ► take my order to end up like a gentleman [TS]

00:27:57 ◼   ► and take my fucking order hold the [TS]

00:28:00 ◼   ► tomato between know this party was [TS]

00:28:04 ◼   ► fantastic because every new room that we [TS]

00:28:06 ◼   ► went to in this house there was a new it [TS]

00:28:08 ◼   ► was written it was like a curtain party [TS]

00:28:09 ◼   ► and it was revealed a new level of [TS]

00:28:11 ◼   ► pretentious vulgarity wasn't that it was [TS]

00:28:14 ◼   ► really loud and Carolyn so making tough [TS]

00:28:17 ◼   ► the shower stalls that had terrible [TS]

00:28:21 ◼   ► floors get a bathroom with its own [TS]

00:28:23 ◼   ► bathroom [TS]

00:28:24 ◼   ► yeah and you just everywhere everywhere [TS]

00:28:26 ◼   ► went just increase louder and louder [TS]

00:28:28 ◼   ► wow how much did that cost you have to [TS]

00:28:31 ◼   ► really spend a lot of money on that and [TS]

00:28:34 ◼   ► the guy was oblivious to you that [TS]

00:28:36 ◼   ► oblivious large piece of granite [TS]

00:28:38 ◼   ► yeah that is an artwork that must have [TS]

00:28:40 ◼   ► been very expensive in the store and [TS]

00:28:43 ◼   ► then and I wanna know is that we're [TS]

00:28:45 ◼   ► standing on his roof of his water it [TS]

00:28:47 ◼   ► whatever in Georgia so gorgeous eyes [TS]

00:28:49 ◼   ► stories house [TS]

00:28:50 ◼   ► yeah and I look everybody's looking at [TS]

00:28:53 ◼   ► the beautiful san francisco which is [TS]

00:28:54 ◼   ► panoramic view and I look behind look [TS]

00:28:57 ◼   ► off the back side of the house and down [TS]

00:29:00 ◼   ► in the cavern between his giant house [TS]

00:29:05 ◼   ► and the little 1920s bungalow behind it [TS]

00:29:08 ◼   ► the five foot space between his house [TS]

00:29:12 ◼   ► and the and the wall with this little [TS]

00:29:15 ◼   ► house and I realized that oh my god this [TS]

00:29:19 ◼   ► little bungalow behind his newly [TS]

00:29:21 ◼   ► constructed house ad for 100 years or [TS]

00:29:26 ◼   ► for 90 years that little bungalow had an [TS]

00:29:29 ◼   ► incredible view of san francisco from [TS]

00:29:32 ◼   ► its yard and then this this giant 2001 a [TS]

00:29:37 ◼   ► Space Odyssey modernist monolith slammed [TS]

00:29:40 ◼   ► into the vacant lot on the corner got [TS]

00:29:43 ◼   ► that would that be so frustrating [TS]

00:29:44 ◼   ► blocked out the light and so at as as [TS]

00:29:47 ◼   ► we're all standing around smoking pot [TS]

00:29:49 ◼   ► with the ISA grip myself excluded i say [TS]

00:29:52 ◼   ► to our hosts um so so who are the [TS]

00:29:57 ◼   ► neighbors like you know like what's [TS]

00:30:00 ◼   ► their story and he kind of looked over [TS]

00:30:02 ◼   ► his shoulder down at the house was like [TS]

00:30:03 ◼   ► huh [TS]

00:30:04 ◼   ► oh I don't know and we went back to [TS]

00:30:07 ◼   ► talking about the music business i was [TS]

00:30:08 ◼   ► like wow he doesn't even see the [TS]

00:30:11 ◼   ► aristocracy it doesn't even know them [TS]

00:30:13 ◼   ► like he doesn't even understand doesn't [TS]

00:30:15 ◼   ► recognize that there's a neighborhood [TS]

00:30:17 ◼   ► behind his house [TS]

00:30:19 ◼   ► I was also this is nothing is a [TS]

00:30:21 ◼   ► beautiful house is very nice guy [TS]

00:30:23 ◼   ► it's just a dead never said a bad word [TS]

00:30:26 ◼   ► about the guy [TS]

00:30:27 ◼   ► good good good cook makes her own [TS]

00:30:28 ◼   ► clothes super nice guy [TS]

00:30:30 ◼   ► yeah pretty fish yeah sweetie I never [TS]

00:30:33 ◼   ► married duh yeah now that you know it is [TS]

00:30:37 ◼   ► also it's kind of in that style that [TS]

00:30:39 ◼   ► became popular when lofts started [TS]

00:30:41 ◼   ► getting big in San Francisco so I'm sure [TS]

00:30:42 ◼   ► siblings in in Seattle but you get the [TS]

00:30:45 ◼   ► place that's got the combination of like [TS]

00:30:46 ◼   ► it's it's kind of like a place where [TS]

00:30:48 ◼   ► people would work and it looks a bit [TS]

00:30:49 ◼   ► like a boat and the stairs the the [TS]

00:30:51 ◼   ► stairs i'll have that like wire you know [TS]

00:30:54 ◼   ► high tensile strength like wire stuff [TS]

00:30:56 ◼   ► instead of like normal like you know [TS]

00:30:58 ◼   ► slats or whatever and different layers [TS]

00:31:00 ◼   ► extra-big like kinda like slides like [TS]

00:31:03 ◼   ► you're in the in the Meatpacking [TS]

00:31:04 ◼   ► District and then you get those lights [TS]

00:31:06 ◼   ► with the with the covers over arm so [TS]

00:31:07 ◼   ► that when you're unloading your forklift [TS]

00:31:09 ◼   ► you won't accidentally knock out your [TS]

00:31:10 ◼   ► porch light i right that's funny because [TS]

00:31:12 ◼   ► that if you go to like a city where [TS]

00:31:15 ◼   ► where I mean let's be honest in most [TS]

00:31:17 ◼   ► places maybe and maybe New York sure [TS]

00:31:18 ◼   ► maybe in Seattle sure the most places [TS]

00:31:20 ◼   ► here they made that on purpose in 1998 [TS]

00:31:22 ◼   ► to look like that and it's it's kind of [TS]

00:31:25 ◼   ► I don't know it's not even as good as [TS]

00:31:27 ◼   ► living in a tree house its kind of it's [TS]

00:31:29 ◼   ► kind of like I don't know it's like it's [TS]

00:31:31 ◼   ► like the the the single 45 year old [TS]

00:31:34 ◼   ► man's version of a racecar bed that [TS]

00:31:36 ◼   ► there's anything wrong with that i was [TS]

00:31:38 ◼   ► in you're right Batman comics i'm not [TS]

00:31:39 ◼   ► going to say anything I know but you're [TS]

00:31:41 ◼   ► not sitting in a racecar bed not know [TS]

00:31:44 ◼   ► yeah it's not because they don't make a [TS]

00:31:46 ◼   ► king I got it badly [TS]

00:31:47 ◼   ► yes that the new Seattle uh uh the the [TS]

00:31:50 ◼   ► new university of washington football [TS]

00:31:51 ◼   ► state in the day as and which they're [TS]

00:31:54 ◼   ► they're kind of rebuilding this football [TS]

00:31:56 ◼   ► stand your father was an ardent fan [TS]

00:31:58 ◼   ► right you will see what so we we used to [TS]

00:32:00 ◼   ► go to we used to go to every game we [TS]

00:32:02 ◼   ► could and sit up in the absolute highest [TS]

00:32:04 ◼   ► seed fault then we all hope it would at [TS]

00:32:08 ◼   ► one time in love that story sorry that's [TS]

00:32:11 ◼   ► a new stadium in stadium and i'm driving [TS]

00:32:13 ◼   ► past it and I'm like I'm astonished to [TS]

00:32:17 ◼   ► the point where I almost had to pull [TS]

00:32:18 ◼   ► over because i was so gate mouth at the [TS]

00:32:21 ◼   ► fact that the 700 million dollar bond or [TS]

00:32:26 ◼   ► whatever it was that they pass to build [TS]

00:32:27 ◼   ► this thing and all the architects that [TS]

00:32:29 ◼   ► had to had to pass a [TS]

00:32:32 ◼   ► is rubber-stamp this plan that they have [TS]

00:32:35 ◼   ► made this football stadium of 50,000 [TS]

00:32:38 ◼   ► seat football stadium they made it look [TS]

00:32:40 ◼   ► like a panera bread like what it has it [TS]

00:32:43 ◼   ► has all the are presently have bread [TS]

00:32:45 ◼   ► bowls redbull ones let's look at Baghdad [TS]

00:32:47 ◼   ► it's more like a big big round ii i know [TS]

00:32:49 ◼   ► you know what panera bread is one of [TS]

00:32:51 ◼   ► those one of those strip mall a strip [TS]

00:32:54 ◼   ► mall be sure okay out in the out in the [TS]

00:32:57 ◼   ► hinterlands it looks like it's just a [TS]

00:32:59 ◼   ► man should look like that that's that's [TS]

00:33:00 ◼   ► terrible yeah it's so architectural II [TS]

00:33:03 ◼   ► like that [TS]

00:33:04 ◼   ► undefined it's just it's like oh you [TS]

00:33:07 ◼   ► it's like Tinkertoys plus faux brick [TS]

00:33:12 ◼   ► well done round of applause for [TS]

00:33:13 ◼   ► everybody like and I'm sure that there's [TS]

00:33:17 ◼   ► ten percent for art or whatever and you [TS]

00:33:19 ◼   ► walk inside and there is a statue of a [TS]

00:33:22 ◼   ► like a seagull or a or highest vote Joe [TS]

00:33:27 ◼   ► Heisman for somebody but like the lights [TS]

00:33:31 ◼   ► bit but the exterior of this thing could [TS]

00:33:36 ◼   ► not be like it isn't unappealing it is [TS]

00:33:39 ◼   ► non appealing there's no there's nothing [TS]

00:33:42 ◼   ► you just look at it and and your heart [TS]

00:33:45 ◼   ► just keeps pumping at the same rate that [TS]

00:33:48 ◼   ► it was but thank you [TS]

00:33:50 ◼   ► I think he nailed it it's not not unlike [TS]

00:33:54 ◼   ► the the fake boathouse or or fake [TS]

00:33:55 ◼   ► warehouse thing in that sometimes you [TS]

00:33:58 ◼   ► can look at something like that and you [TS]

00:34:00 ◼   ► can't immediately put your finger on it [TS]

00:34:02 ◼   ► like you could say okay this is vulgar [TS]

00:34:03 ◼   ► and garish and like weird but but maybe [TS]

00:34:06 ◼   ► on closer inspection you like you know [TS]

00:34:07 ◼   ► what that's not real brick like that's [TS]

00:34:09 ◼   ► you know that's the equivalent of wood [TS]

00:34:10 ◼   ► paneling like you you put that as a face [TS]

00:34:12 ◼   ► on the cheapest conceivable earthquake [TS]

00:34:15 ◼   ► safe building materials to keep the [TS]

00:34:18 ◼   ► place from you know just falling down [TS]

00:34:20 ◼   ► the first time people sit in it but [TS]

00:34:21 ◼   ► there's something about it that like and [TS]

00:34:22 ◼   ► and you know and even though giants game [TS]

00:34:25 ◼   ► even though giants game you want with [TS]

00:34:27 ◼   ► mr. fancy right i have never been to a [TS]

00:34:29 ◼   ► giants k RR with a very fancy stadium [TS]

00:34:32 ◼   ► you know I mean airway had a career [TS]

00:34:34 ◼   ► ahead of the curve on the busy bee [TS]

00:34:35 ◼   ► Candlestick Park which is free i'm using [TS]

00:34:37 ◼   ► there's like a whole team of like they [TS]

00:34:39 ◼   ► hire a bunch of kayakers right to catch [TS]

00:34:41 ◼   ► their their their old balls I think [TS]

00:34:43 ◼   ► they're interns no no there there [TS]

00:34:45 ◼   ► unpaid ball catchers like a lot of [TS]

00:34:46 ◼   ► people in high school mhm and in [TS]

00:34:50 ◼   ► anybody's you know it's got it all its [TS]

00:34:51 ◼   ► got the garlic fries it's got the you [TS]

00:34:53 ◼   ► know of course you get the bread bowl [TS]

00:34:55 ◼   ► with the sourdough bread bowls sure we [TS]

00:34:58 ◼   ► got one of those here in Seattle is that [TS]

00:35:00 ◼   ► shit yeah it's got a wolfgang pucks in [TS]

00:35:03 ◼   ► it uh-huh [TS]

00:35:04 ◼   ► although I guess every year for your [TS]

00:35:05 ◼   ► food yes california pizza kitchen or [TS]

00:35:08 ◼   ► whatever but this is the artist areas [TS]

00:35:10 ◼   ► where she was going to have to look at [TS]

00:35:11 ◼   ► just what I'm saying ok alright let's [TS]

00:35:13 ◼   ► get sushi there because of the Pacific [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► and whatnot [TS]

00:35:15 ◼   ► yeah we do we are Seattle is known for [TS]

00:35:17 ◼   ► its seafood you know what's good my wife [TS]

00:35:19 ◼   ► won't shut up about those noodles we got [TS]

00:35:20 ◼   ► that one time [TS]

00:35:22 ◼   ► Oh last thing is gonna be fascinating to [TS]

00:35:23 ◼   ► people you have the the heat that the [TS]

00:35:25 ◼   ► high nutrition shape barley green oh my [TS]

00:35:28 ◼   ► goodness says our office for I'm sure [TS]

00:35:31 ◼   ► I'm sure our listeners particular [TS]

00:35:32 ◼   ► international listeners are showing this [TS]

00:35:34 ◼   ► smell [TS]

00:35:35 ◼   ► let's let's let's let's bring it back [TS]

00:35:38 ◼   ► let's bring it back to what we're eating [TS]

00:35:40 ◼   ► these days because right yeah I you know [TS]

00:35:42 ◼   ► but you know what you know where the big [TS]

00:35:45 ◼   ► hack of this whole thing every time i [TS]

00:35:48 ◼   ► say hack you sniffle here like your [TS]

00:35:53 ◼   ► science fiction book words like my big I [TS]

00:35:56 ◼   ► big but my big hack your big axe John [TS]

00:36:03 ◼   ► was I made all this bacon right I made [TS]

00:36:06 ◼   ► two pounds of bacon is made of bacon act [TS]

00:36:08 ◼   ► is a bacon mac and you think you've got [TS]

00:36:11 ◼   ► every bacon hack but i'm telling you [TS]

00:36:13 ◼   ► this is a new 1i think i almost wrote a [TS]

00:36:15 ◼   ► book about it I got it I got those [TS]

00:36:17 ◼   ► little snack bags not that the little [TS]

00:36:20 ◼   ► Ziploc snack bags and talk about the [TS]

00:36:21 ◼   ► half-size bags that are only good for [TS]

00:36:24 ◼   ► like ten candy corns right like you [TS]

00:36:28 ◼   ► would get like a like a like a dime bag [TS]

00:36:30 ◼   ► or like you don't like little rolling [TS]

00:36:31 ◼   ► ones like the kids snacks materials and [TS]

00:36:33 ◼   ► that kind of that's right that's right [TS]

00:36:34 ◼   ► little short short bag and so I got all [TS]

00:36:39 ◼   ► this bacon cooked it still exists and I [TS]

00:36:41 ◼   ► have cooked it so that it's chris but [TS]

00:36:43 ◼   ► it's still warm and pliable and i put [TS]

00:36:47 ◼   ► for Bacon's / ziploc bag so i'm making [TS]

00:36:52 ◼   ► for bacon bacon part 44 script bacon [TS]

00:36:55 ◼   ► pods [TS]

00:36:56 ◼   ► and I love his hack then I push all the [TS]

00:37:01 ◼   ► air bacon and you put that pic i push [TS]

00:37:03 ◼   ► all the air out of the bag right and [TS]

00:37:06 ◼   ► then I'm stacking bacon pod servings in [TS]

00:37:10 ◼   ► the freezer [TS]

00:37:12 ◼   ► that's kid and then every time I'm like [TS]

00:37:15 ◼   ► bacon [TS]

00:37:16 ◼   ► that's like a 20-second reheat isn't it [TS]

00:37:18 ◼   ► I mean it doesn't take long [TS]

00:37:19 ◼   ► no here's the head it's a double hacker [TS]

00:37:21 ◼   ► this had double hack I pulled the first [TS]

00:37:25 ◼   ► time I grabbed the first bacon pot out i [TS]

00:37:29 ◼   ► was like huh i'm on my way to the [TS]

00:37:32 ◼   ► microwave to put him in there for a [TS]

00:37:33 ◼   ► 30-second reheat and I break off a [TS]

00:37:36 ◼   ► little chunk of it and put it in my [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► mouth [TS]

00:37:39 ◼   ► no frozen bacon what I treat is like the [TS]

00:37:46 ◼   ► popsicle of the gods [TS]

00:37:48 ◼   ► it is so delicious you you like the [TS]

00:37:50 ◼   ► thomas and cured meats because it [TS]

00:37:53 ◼   ► because of the the way that bacon is [TS]

00:37:55 ◼   ► because of its consistency its natural [TS]

00:37:58 ◼   ► crunchy meaty consistency freezing it [TS]

00:38:02 ◼   ► does not change its consistency at all [TS]

00:38:05 ◼   ► it is still just like crispy bacon see [TS]

00:38:09 ◼   ► but it is going to rain you want to [TS]

00:38:11 ◼   ► drain it very well i'm guessing [TS]

00:38:12 ◼   ► oh yeah youyou as you're cooking the [TS]

00:38:14 ◼   ► bacon you take it out you put on some [TS]

00:38:15 ◼   ► paper towels so it's not covered and [TS]

00:38:16 ◼   ► coagulated fat [TS]

00:38:18 ◼   ► ah that sounds good and then frozen [TS]

00:38:21 ◼   ► bacon and you know four strips at a time [TS]

00:38:23 ◼   ► perfect serving you get four strips ok [TS]

00:38:26 ◼   ► so then frozen bacon in a in a mini bag [TS]

00:38:29 ◼   ► check you you you make it make a fist [TS]

00:38:33 ◼   ► you crunch up the bacon in the mini bag [TS]

00:38:35 ◼   ► and there's your topping for your for [TS]

00:38:38 ◼   ► your quarter iceberg lettuce salad with [TS]

00:38:41 ◼   ► blue cheese dressing [TS]

00:38:43 ◼   ► you got this shit wire time my friend [TS]

00:38:45 ◼   ► boom boom boom [TS]

00:38:46 ◼   ► every day a new use for four strips of [TS]

00:38:49 ◼   ► frozen bacon [TS]

00:38:50 ◼   ► huh because you're not going to have to [TS]

00:38:52 ◼   ► wonder you're not sitting there cuz it's [TS]

00:38:53 ◼   ► a little bit of a production like making [TS]

00:38:54 ◼   ► pancakes almost said something like I [TS]

00:38:56 ◼   ► should make bacon like it kind of takes [TS]

00:38:58 ◼   ► a few minutes [TS]

00:38:59 ◼   ► yeah and you just have it around my [TS]

00:39:01 ◼   ► gravel house gets greasy as fuck it's [TS]

00:39:03 ◼   ► terrible and once you're making bacon as [TS]

00:39:05 ◼   ► you know it is much less effort to keep [TS]

00:39:08 ◼   ► baking [TS]

00:39:09 ◼   ► taken right you have you have some you [TS]

00:39:11 ◼   ► have inertia you have bacon inertia [TS]

00:39:13 ◼   ► that's right and you could if making two [TS]

00:39:15 ◼   ► pounds is like making ten pounds and [TS]

00:39:17 ◼   ► it's never enough [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► I don't even get into the whole internet [TS]

00:39:18 ◼   ► bacon think it's a fucking cares but but [TS]

00:39:21 ◼   ► but i will tell you every time I've [TS]

00:39:22 ◼   ► always think I have enough bacon I I now [TS]

00:39:24 ◼   ► by three pounds of bacon when I know [TS]

00:39:26 ◼   ► you're coming to the house and still [TS]

00:39:27 ◼   ► it's like crab legs are or you know or [TS]

00:39:29 ◼   ► something that was never enough right so [TS]

00:39:31 ◼   ► three pounds of bacon make it put them [TS]

00:39:35 ◼   ► in bacon pods freedom and you will end [TS]

00:39:38 ◼   ► your whole it's it's it's a complete [TS]

00:39:40 ◼   ► transformation the great got a job to [TS]

00:39:42 ◼   ► you can take it to your work that you [TS]

00:39:44 ◼   ► don't really have to put in the freezer [TS]

00:39:46 ◼   ► and you can have a treat [TS]

00:39:47 ◼   ► anytime you get a cup of coffee as a [TS]

00:39:49 ◼   ► fucking frozen bacon have fun for bacon [TS]

00:39:51 ◼   ► and that tonight I want a good ham [TS]

00:39:53 ◼   ► probably not as good because its [TS]

00:39:56 ◼   ► consistency it was independent shippers [TS]

00:39:59 ◼   ► part of what makes it incredible is that [TS]

00:40:01 ◼   ► the bacon is already thin and crispy and [TS]

00:40:04 ◼   ► freezing it doesn't doesn't really [TS]

00:40:06 ◼   ► change that like they the mouthfeel if [TS]

00:40:09 ◼   ► you will permit me to use the term [TS]

00:40:11 ◼   ► mouthfeel boom the mouthfeel of the [TS]

00:40:14 ◼   ► bacon is unchanged except it is now [TS]

00:40:17 ◼   ► freezing cold like a popsicle [TS]

00:40:20 ◼   ► let's take a couple calls we have a riot [TS]

00:40:22 ◼   ► on line from Grand Rapids he had some [TS]

00:40:24 ◼   ► questions about things that he could do [TS]

00:40:26 ◼   ► with leftover roast beef Ryan you're on [TS]

00:40:29 ◼   ► our online Orion haha haha car food [TS]

00:40:36 ◼   ► here's what I'm thinking really hate [TS]

00:40:38 ◼   ► when people talk about food like it i [TS]

00:40:40 ◼   ► know i like we do I hate it's like it's [TS]

00:40:42 ◼   ► like orgasms and farts like I just I [TS]

00:40:44 ◼   ► don't want to think about anybody else's [TS]

00:40:45 ◼   ► other people's food or orgasms are parts [TS]

00:40:49 ◼   ► minor I never want to think about other [TS]

00:40:53 ◼   ► people's parts except half of twitter [TS]

00:40:55 ◼   ► now it's just people talking about the [TS]

00:40:56 ◼   ► farms never let me keep up other [TS]

00:40:59 ◼   ► people's orgasms points really a [TS]

00:41:01 ◼   ► big-hearted fella are people people are [TS]

00:41:04 ◼   ► actually talking about the fart [TS]

00:41:07 ◼   ► I think it's one of those so you mean it [TS]

00:41:09 ◼   ► and Alan gee Ashley no I'm time I mean [TS]

00:41:12 ◼   ► literally about their farts I I feel [TS]

00:41:13 ◼   ► like it is a kind of I might have done [TS]

00:41:17 ◼   ► that thing so three or four times in my [TS]

00:41:19 ◼   ► Twitter life I have to go back to [TS]

00:41:23 ◼   ► twitter I've followed a few people and [TS]

00:41:26 ◼   ► then followed the people that they seem [TS]

00:41:27 ◼   ► to think we're the best and pretty soon [TS]

00:41:29 ◼   ► you can end up in a cul-de-sac [TS]

00:41:31 ◼   ► yeah of people were like oh I'm over [TS]

00:41:34 ◼   ► here is a ball at tompkins singularity [TS]

00:41:37 ◼   ► yeah were you know like I ended up kind [TS]

00:41:40 ◼   ► of over in the Jake football nest camp [TS]

00:41:43 ◼   ► is not recently and you know and you [TS]

00:41:47 ◼   ► follow people you can follow my I'm fine [TS]

00:41:49 ◼   ► with all that but everyone smile i [TS]

00:41:51 ◼   ► realized that i have followed numerous [TS]

00:41:53 ◼   ► people and now i'm over somewhere in a [TS]

00:41:56 ◼   ► side land that feels like the center of [TS]

00:42:00 ◼   ► everything but it's really just what [TS]

00:42:02 ◼   ► this group of people is talking about [TS]

00:42:03 ◼   ► and I'm ready to kind of back out of [TS]

00:42:06 ◼   ► that room quietly yeah and close the [TS]

00:42:09 ◼   ► door behind me and that that group of [TS]

00:42:10 ◼   ► people is the people have been following [TS]

00:42:12 ◼   ► some of them are weird Twitter [TS]

00:42:14 ◼   ► Superstars and you know various Twitter [TS]

00:42:19 ◼   ► comedians and I'm just I'm ready to kind [TS]

00:42:21 ◼   ► of just back out there and close the [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► door [TS]

00:42:24 ◼   ► yeah I yes I I don't like to follow that [TS]

00:42:30 ◼   ► many people on Twitter who are like me [TS]

00:42:33 ◼   ► yeah um and I really I with Pats [TS]

00:42:36 ◼   ► conversation i I just I can't follow too [TS]

00:42:38 ◼   ► many of the comedy insiders it's no it's [TS]

00:42:40 ◼   ► too exhausting [TS]

00:42:41 ◼   ► no it's too bad and and and the new [TS]

00:42:43 ◼   ► thing that is not really they're not [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► funny [TS]

00:42:44 ◼   ► there are hundreds it's not like going [TS]

00:42:46 ◼   ► to marinas funny like this other people [TS]

00:42:48 ◼   ► were funny they can be funny but last [TS]

00:42:50 ◼   ► time i watched the ck is one of my [TS]

00:42:51 ◼   ► all-time favorite performers his his [TS]

00:42:53 ◼   ► Twitter was like the bulletin board at [TS]

00:42:55 ◼   ► the laundromat [TS]

00:42:56 ◼   ► yeah it was just awful is going to be [TS]

00:42:57 ◼   ► over it sloppy joes this week that's [TS]

00:43:00 ◼   ► great yeah dawg [TS]

00:43:02 ◼   ► professor gigatons video handjobs the [TS]

00:43:06 ◼   ► people that I'm really enjoying on the [TS]

00:43:07 ◼   ► internet now are the ones who very [TS]

00:43:09 ◼   ► selflessly curate a a stream of interest [TS]

00:43:13 ◼   ► right [TS]

00:43:14 ◼   ► stream of consciousness with sword [TS]

00:43:16 ◼   ► like a blog is to be likable of AR [TS]

00:43:19 ◼   ► microblogging that's exactly it is a [TS]

00:43:21 ◼   ► microblogging platform microblogging [TS]

00:43:24 ◼   ► somebody should invest in this idea [TS]

00:43:26 ◼   ► microblogging mhm but they can't be a [TS]

00:43:30 ◼   ► thought leader John where they let me [TS]

00:43:32 ◼   ► let me just can you just drive on this [TS]

00:43:34 ◼   ► for me that you so you're going on [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► inside you [TS]

00:43:36 ◼   ► ok let's put a pin in it well you know [TS]

00:43:38 ◼   ► we need to do we need to get you on musk [TS]

00:43:40 ◼   ► on this just talking about you please [TS]

00:43:43 ◼   ► remember where I heard about the google [TS]

00:43:46 ◼   ► balloon story now it's that it's that [TS]

00:43:49 ◼   ► bill gates thinks it might not be a [TS]

00:43:51 ◼   ► great idea what well you know when I was [TS]

00:43:54 ◼   ► with them until you got to that comma [TS]

00:43:56 ◼   ► because as long as their kid with [TS]

00:43:58 ◼   ► malaria oh god no I get it he's like a [TS]

00:44:01 ◼   ► few people help the world the way his [TS]

00:44:03 ◼   ► foundation helps the world like in fact [TS]

00:44:05 ◼   ► apparently turns out i don't know [TS]

00:44:07 ◼   ► because I can't afford to get the Dillon [TS]

00:44:09 ◼   ► gates foundation on my ass and my friend [TS]

00:44:11 ◼   ► of the bill and melinda gates foundation [TS]

00:44:12 ◼   ► is also listening to our conversations [TS]

00:44:15 ◼   ► and keeping a log i think they're much [TS]

00:44:18 ◼   ► more likely to do something with the [TS]

00:44:19 ◼   ► information that I couldn't understand [TS]

00:44:21 ◼   ► you might come and inoculate me in a way [TS]

00:44:24 ◼   ► that makes my life very complicated and [TS]

00:44:26 ◼   ► not even looking at a time frame i can [TS]

00:44:28 ◼   ► understand it might be I wake up like a [TS]

00:44:29 ◼   ► year and a half from now and i'm just [TS]

00:44:30 ◼   ► i'm just sitting in like Kaitlyn play [TS]

00:44:32 ◼   ► with my spit or something but sitting [TS]

00:44:34 ◼   ► under an apple tree in New England which [TS]

00:44:36 ◼   ► I think read about the good of balloons [TS]

00:44:37 ◼   ► a 20 bill gates ill gates [TS]

00:44:43 ◼   ► hey I like that pearl jam single i was [TS]

00:44:46 ◼   ► their new pearl jam song and they get a [TS]

00:44:47 ◼   ► pearl jam song it's good i don't know [TS]

00:44:49 ◼   ► why you have to that every once in [TS]

00:44:51 ◼   ► awhile pearl jam you know surprises me [TS]

00:44:53 ◼   ► with a new rock jam that I feel like is [TS]

00:44:56 ◼   ► a is totally rad valid rock jam yeah but [TS]

00:45:00 ◼   ► what happened that hasn't happened [TS]

00:45:02 ◼   ► before it might be my first like [TS]

00:45:03 ◼   ► programs i really liked you on the whole [TS]

00:45:06 ◼   ► pearl jam and nice guys never married to [TS]

00:45:09 ◼   ► to be i like i like them all I like them [TS]

00:45:11 ◼   ► personally [TS]

00:45:12 ◼   ► they seem like they are the Bruce [TS]

00:45:14 ◼   ► Springsteen of the Northwest already [TS]

00:45:18 ◼   ► here [TS]

00:45:19 ◼   ► I found that I that I understand why [TS]

00:45:22 ◼   ► people like Bruce Springsteen I [TS]

00:45:23 ◼   ► understand his appeal was updated the [TS]

00:45:26 ◼   ► list John let's go through these [TS]

00:45:28 ◼   ► together religion tradition winter [TS]

00:45:32 ◼   ► though I personally I think we shouldn't [TS]

00:45:38 ◼   ► talk about music oh no sorry not the [TS]

00:45:40 ◼   ► music the culture is that i personally [TS]

00:45:43 ◼   ► don't don't [TS]

00:45:44 ◼   ► I the bruce springsteen does not move me [TS]

00:45:47 ◼   ► okay put him on the list too [TS]

00:45:49 ◼   ► and you know and i have a friend now we [TS]

00:45:52 ◼   ► have we have a friend i have a friend of [TS]

00:45:54 ◼   ► british guy that you do you think you [TS]

00:45:56 ◼   ► might know you got a president who is [TS]

00:45:59 ◼   ► who has become personal friends with [TS]

00:46:01 ◼   ► bruce springsteen it goes over to his [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► house [TS]

00:46:03 ◼   ► oh and when i get and keep getting like [TS]

00:46:06 ◼   ► techie like they'll blow up my phone [TS]

00:46:08 ◼   ► like you know uh I guess where i am and [TS]

00:46:12 ◼   ► I'm like man that's creepy shouldn't and [TS]

00:46:14 ◼   ► that's really it is like gets a hit him [TS]

00:46:16 ◼   ► and Bruce sitting around was impressed [TS]

00:46:18 ◼   ► and they're watching tax 20 fixing his [TS]

00:46:20 ◼   ► car with Louise know he's like he's like [TS]

00:46:22 ◼   ► he's bragging about being your house all [TS]

00:46:23 ◼   ► my friends like papers i'm going to send [TS]

00:46:25 ◼   ► a picture you to my friend is that cool [TS]

00:46:26 ◼   ► and he's like sure [TS]

00:46:28 ◼   ► and so you know sends a sense of like a [TS]

00:46:30 ◼   ► selfie at least a really really nice guy [TS]

00:46:33 ◼   ► seems like an amazing bc is going very [TS]

00:46:35 ◼   ► very nice gain generous in a quiet way [TS]

00:46:37 ◼   ► which I really like I am dying for the [TS]

00:46:40 ◼   ► opportunity to go to Bruce Springsteen's [TS]

00:46:43 ◼   ► house because this is not a completely [TS]

00:46:45 ◼   ► unrealistic opportunity now who like it [TS]

00:46:48 ◼   ► is conceivable that at some point I will [TS]

00:46:49 ◼   ► be back east i will be in the new jersey [TS]

00:46:51 ◼   ► area and my friend will say why don't we [TS]

00:46:55 ◼   ► drop in on Bruce find my sext him i'll [TS]

00:46:58 ◼   ► text entry Springsteen not kiss let's do [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► this [TS]

00:47:00 ◼   ► ok so help me understand i don't want to [TS]

00:47:03 ◼   ► get I don't get what I want to find out [TS]

00:47:04 ◼   ► go ahead well there's so there's two [TS]

00:47:06 ◼   ► there's two problems shielding myself [TS]

00:47:08 ◼   ► John because i really like Bruce [TS]

00:47:09 ◼   ► Springsteen and I don't want to get into [TS]

00:47:11 ◼   ► a thing with you makes me cry i know i [TS]

00:47:13 ◼   ► don't want to get into thing that makes [TS]

00:47:14 ◼   ► you cry either but i but i am afraid [TS]

00:47:16 ◼   ► first of all that's saying that Bruce [TS]

00:47:19 ◼   ► Springsteen does not move me is like [TS]

00:47:21 ◼   ► there is a Bruce Springsteen NSA I think [TS]

00:47:26 ◼   ► he does not care when I don't know he [TS]

00:47:29 ◼   ► doesn't care but they're up with all [TS]

00:47:30 ◼   ► those people that are like out in the [TS]

00:47:32 ◼   ► bushes around it [TS]

00:47:33 ◼   ► house or who Fredo and then also when i [TS]

00:47:37 ◼   ► get there like I'm not sure what I'm [TS]

00:47:40 ◼   ► going to say like I really liked the way [TS]

00:47:44 ◼   ► that you i really like the way that you [TS]

00:47:48 ◼   ► totally dominated the culture of america [TS]

00:47:50 ◼   ► during my high school years just for my [TS]

00:47:52 ◼   ► benefit [TS]

00:47:53 ◼   ► it was really amazing to read about aj [TS]

00:47:55 ◼   ► webmin the guy who liked was the [TS]

00:47:59 ◼   ► self-appointed Dylan scholar he's like [TS]

00:48:01 ◼   ► go through don't Dylan's trash and then [TS]

00:48:03 ◼   ► like Dylan comes out and starts yelling [TS]

00:48:05 ◼   ► at me record the conversation and shit [TS]

00:48:07 ◼   ► happy I did I got that you like a team [TS]

00:48:10 ◼   ► and yeah JJ weber it's really real [TS]

00:48:16 ◼   ► creepy but like you imagine like that [TS]

00:48:17 ◼   ► somebody out there who I guess is like a [TS]

00:48:19 ◼   ► royal watcher he mentioned a royal [TS]

00:48:21 ◼   ► watcher [TS]

00:48:22 ◼   ► well there's all I mean there's like [TS]

00:48:24 ◼   ► yeah they're self-appointed vultures [TS]

00:48:26 ◼   ► like in all the trees watching everybody [TS]

00:48:28 ◼   ► rekha I told you didn't I mean that's [TS]

00:48:33 ◼   ► what I know that's a fantastic line its [TS]

00:48:36 ◼   ► issued reasons like it seems seems like [TS]

00:48:38 ◼   ► as you're driving up the long long lane [TS]

00:48:42 ◼   ► the-the-the-the lane with with the with [TS]

00:48:45 ◼   ► giant alder trees on either side that [TS]

00:48:48 ◼   ► leads up to Bruce Springsteen's house [TS]

00:48:50 ◼   ► and there are probably like some hundred [TS]

00:48:52 ◼   ► and fifty thousand dollar thoroughbred [TS]

00:48:54 ◼   ► horses trotting along side your card and [TS]

00:48:57 ◼   ► since the person somehow a personal [TS]

00:48:59 ◼   ► union steam see the same boat steel mill [TS]

00:49:02 ◼   ► he's getting out there building will not [TS]

00:49:05 ◼   ► be all tired school hard today because [TS]

00:49:12 ◼   ► you don't like Billy Joel for the same [TS]

00:49:14 ◼   ► reason right up your rental minivan [TS]

00:49:16 ◼   ► suddenly transforms into a 57 t-bird [TS]

00:49:19 ◼   ► wow you're like wow did I get here I [TS]

00:49:21 ◼   ► mean I mean it's like I like I'm in no [TS]

00:49:24 ◼   ► Willy Wonka lame and hit that button [TS]

00:49:27 ◼   ► why wouldn't he just hit why turns it [TS]

00:49:29 ◼   ► into a finished summary but all you're [TS]

00:49:33 ◼   ► not a major an artificial bay like like [TS]

00:49:36 ◼   ► chris Christie is up there with [TS]

00:49:38 ◼   ► binoculars and a and a crossbow and [TS]

00:49:42 ◼   ► everybody's up there like you don't love [TS]

00:49:45 ◼   ► Bruce enough you know the list [TS]

00:49:46 ◼   ► people that love Bruce that should be [TS]

00:49:48 ◼   ► able to go to Bruce's house before me is [TS]

00:49:53 ◼   ► you know because that's the feeling [TS]

00:49:55 ◼   ► those people have they love Bruce so [TS]

00:49:57 ◼   ► much if anybody's gonna get to go to [TS]

00:49:59 ◼   ► Bruce's house it should be me and the [TS]

00:50:01 ◼   ► list that list is like you're like [TS]

00:50:03 ◼   ► you're looking T doing amazon.com wrong [TS]

00:50:05 ◼   ► I don't even know where to begin [TS]

00:50:07 ◼   ► like you don't want you don't like Bruce [TS]

00:50:09 ◼   ► Springsteen as a person you don't like [TS]

00:50:11 ◼   ► his music if you have another thing [TS]

00:50:13 ◼   ► you've already said you stipulate you [TS]

00:50:14 ◼   ► have nothing to talk to him about what [TS]

00:50:16 ◼   ► you're worried that his personal NSA [TS]

00:50:18 ◼   ► which includes a still rather portly [TS]

00:50:20 ◼   ► Bowman is going to somehow get this [TS]

00:50:22 ◼   ► information and then a scotch the trip [TS]

00:50:24 ◼   ► that you don't want to have with the [TS]

00:50:26 ◼   ► musician that you don't really like more [TS]

00:50:28 ◼   ► if not scotch it then i don't know i [TS]

00:50:30 ◼   ► mean just you know how it is when you [TS]

00:50:32 ◼   ► when when it's just driving reached your [TS]

00:50:35 ◼   ► driving up a country lane and you feel [TS]

00:50:36 ◼   ► like people are in the trees scorning [TS]

00:50:38 ◼   ► you [TS]

00:50:39 ◼   ► oh yes that is terrible video a [TS]

00:50:42 ◼   ► self-appointed vultures in all the trees [TS]

00:50:45 ◼   ► yeah well ya know I i I've been [TS]

00:50:47 ◼   ► disturbed by trees I've been thinking a [TS]

00:50:48 ◼   ► lot about bows and arrows lately serious [TS]

00:50:50 ◼   ► oh because you're reading comic books [TS]

00:50:52 ◼   ► again no also also yeah i watch this [TS]

00:50:54 ◼   ► martial arts movie walk see is that the [TS]

00:50:57 ◼   ► name of the genre called hero and [TS]

00:50:59 ◼   ► there's a there's this you can see this [TS]

00:51:00 ◼   ► movie [TS]

00:51:01 ◼   ► you gotta move there's no question it's [TS]

00:51:02 ◼   ► it's amazing it's like the gates of [TS]

00:51:04 ◼   ► greatest martial arts movie of all time [TS]

00:51:06 ◼   ► and hero with the with the with the jet [TS]

00:51:09 ◼   ► li ya gently and also i think that means [TS]

00:51:12 ◼   ► we can rush along the treetops right [TS]

00:51:14 ◼   ► yes but this is better than Crouching [TS]

00:51:16 ◼   ► Tiger is such as legions he can run [TS]

00:51:18 ◼   ► along we can we can jump from leaf to [TS]

00:51:20 ◼   ► leave [TS]

00:51:21 ◼   ► it's astonishing we do it but was my [TS]

00:51:23 ◼   ► point oh yeah eras man they got some [TS]

00:51:26 ◼   ► great poner scenes were lucky you know [TS]

00:51:28 ◼   ► you got a big army can imagine how scary [TS]

00:51:30 ◼   ► would be to be somewhere when hundreds [TS]

00:51:32 ◼   ► and hundreds of guys with all different [TS]

00:51:34 ◼   ► kinds of bows and you know crossbows and [TS]

00:51:37 ◼   ► longbows and the kind of laying your [TS]

00:51:39 ◼   ► back and pull the thing back [TS]

00:51:40 ◼   ► imagine seeing like 15,000 arrows coming [TS]

00:51:45 ◼   ► at you that's like that's like the skate [TS]

00:51:47 ◼   ► just about the scariest thing I can [TS]

00:51:48 ◼   ► think of its I literally all I have done [TS]

00:51:52 ◼   ► for months and months is imagine what it [TS]

00:51:57 ◼   ► would be like huh to to be [TS]

00:52:00 ◼   ► they're well we've talked about the [TS]

00:52:01 ◼   ► Battle of Hastings yeah we sure have [TS]

00:52:03 ◼   ► and we end the lack of the the lack of [TS]

00:52:06 ◼   ► of bowman on the English side we've [TS]

00:52:10 ◼   ► talked about a drink or yes like a rain [TS]

00:52:14 ◼   ► of arrows you know you don't mean it's [TS]

00:52:16 ◼   ► not like a bullet where you don't see it [TS]

00:52:18 ◼   ► coming [TS]

00:52:19 ◼   ► it's like you do see it coming just a [TS]

00:52:22 ◼   ► little italy one that is your name on [TS]

00:52:24 ◼   ► and nothing to do about it nothing [TS]

00:52:26 ◼   ► there's just like a way you could outrun [TS]

00:52:27 ◼   ► it [TS]

00:52:28 ◼   ► you just you crouch down you put your [TS]

00:52:30 ◼   ► little you put your little would shield [TS]

00:52:32 ◼   ► over your head and you just because this [TS]

00:52:35 ◼   ► is the terrible thing in most cases if [TS]

00:52:37 ◼   ► you got an arrow in the knee [TS]

00:52:40 ◼   ► that's no better than one between the [TS]

00:52:42 ◼   ► eyes [TS]

00:52:43 ◼   ► you're just you're just gonna die of [TS]

00:52:45 ◼   ► infection now right past the glory the [TS]

00:52:48 ◼   ► guys like I am more scared of dying or [TS]

00:52:50 ◼   ► being hurt and if you think about it [TS]

00:52:51 ◼   ► it's really really more scared of being [TS]

00:52:54 ◼   ► hurt in that case of the like whatever a [TS]

00:52:56 ◼   ► sepsis or whatever like the fact that [TS]

00:52:57 ◼   ► you're gonna sit there they're gonna [TS]

00:52:58 ◼   ► have to move on and the best thing that [TS]

00:53:00 ◼   ► could happen if your friend comes up and [TS]

00:53:01 ◼   ► kills you because you're just going to [TS]

00:53:02 ◼   ► die of an infection in horrible pain [TS]

00:53:04 ◼   ► that you can shut the gut with the arrow [TS]

00:53:06 ◼   ► the hell is that cool that's like an [TS]

00:53:09 ◼   ► artillery right same idea you got from [TS]

00:53:12 ◼   ► so far away but you see that I bet you [TS]

00:53:13 ◼   ► got a good ten seconds to go [TS]

00:53:15 ◼   ► holy shit i just hear this like she was [TS]

00:53:20 ◼   ► this movie it's good rain of arrows [TS]

00:53:22 ◼   ► coming down and they bring them with [TS]

00:53:24 ◼   ► swords it's really cool when you went [TS]

00:53:27 ◼   ► when you survive an attack of of archers [TS]

00:53:31 ◼   ► I bet you feel pretty good about [TS]

00:53:32 ◼   ► yourself especially if you can become a [TS]

00:53:35 ◼   ► bench of planks did to meet you [TS]

00:53:38 ◼   ► that was stupid I'm sorry I said that [TS]

00:53:43 ◼   ► should tell you about some more about [TS]

00:53:45 ◼   ► food he was a really stupid comedian who [TS]

00:53:47 ◼   ► was so funny he was so state has not [TS]

00:53:50 ◼   ► aged well John so much that late with [TS]

00:53:52 ◼   ► this possible exception of the [TS]

00:53:54 ◼   ► pheromones majors Richard Pryor has aged [TS]

00:53:57 ◼   ► best buy out but Robin Williams I mean [TS]

00:54:01 ◼   ► Bob Newhart what's my sensibility stands [TS]

00:54:04 ◼   ► up a thousand times but totally [TS]

00:54:05 ◼   ► bulletproof [TS]

00:54:06 ◼   ► oh my goodness still so funny so weird [TS]

00:54:09 ◼   ► yeah and its way I mean but why would I [TS]

00:54:11 ◼   ► mean it's been very inspirational to me [TS]

00:54:12 ◼   ► that [TS]

00:54:13 ◼   ► the button-down mind yeah the one side [TS]

00:54:15 ◼   ► of a phone conversation is funny [TS]

00:54:16 ◼   ► it's just very very funny but now Robin [TS]

00:54:18 ◼   ► Williams my gosh now I don't stipulate [TS]

00:54:21 ◼   ► here this this could also want to talk [TS]

00:54:23 ◼   ► about Billy Joel nice guy [TS]

00:54:25 ◼   ► nice guy I'm Williams didn't run William [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► stories [TS]

00:54:28 ◼   ► well you met Robin Williams now now you [TS]

00:54:30 ◼   ► know it's not appropriate [TS]

00:54:31 ◼   ► I'm i was going to say when my family [TS]

00:54:34 ◼   ► was staying at this house in another [TS]

00:54:37 ◼   ► state this person had a giant like [TS]

00:54:41 ◼   ► probably at least least like a hundred [TS]

00:54:43 ◼   ► and fifty cassette tapes and I think [TS]

00:54:45 ◼   ► this person who owns the house that we [TS]

00:54:47 ◼   ► were staying in renting was is probably [TS]

00:54:50 ◼   ► five to 10 years older maybe just five [TS]

00:54:53 ◼   ► to eight years older [TS]

00:54:54 ◼   ► because it's like three pat benatar [TS]

00:54:56 ◼   ► records five or six Billy Joel records [TS]

00:54:59 ◼   ► like three REM albums that aren't that [TS]

00:55:02 ◼   ► great but like me and you know [TS]

00:55:04 ◼   ► everything already ready Murr fear or [TS]

00:55:06 ◼   ► the water or not [TS]

00:55:08 ◼   ► yeah Hollywood Bowl or whatever yeah but [TS]

00:55:11 ◼   ► I first of all its first time my [TS]

00:55:12 ◼   ► daughter ever saw cassette tape which [TS]

00:55:15 ◼   ► really was that link i mean i-i don't [TS]

00:55:18 ◼   ► exaggerate it for fake comedic effect [TS]

00:55:20 ◼   ► that was really fucking funny she opened [TS]

00:55:23 ◼   ► up she didn't know how to open the case [TS]

00:55:24 ◼   ► can remember like they're kind of weird [TS]

00:55:25 ◼   ► and fragile sure i was talking about [TS]

00:55:27 ◼   ► open [TS]

00:55:28 ◼   ► no remember the later ones we had the [TS]

00:55:29 ◼   ► full Jay Carney jay carlin you cards [TS]

00:55:31 ◼   ► like all guy around you have a set of [TS]

00:55:34 ◼   ► the they make assets of i'm sure they [TS]

00:55:36 ◼   ► made like 50 kajillion Graham LPS but [TS]

00:55:40 ◼   ► did you ever have two sets of like [TS]

00:55:42 ◼   ► washing his arm to make sure that we [TS]

00:55:46 ◼   ► never made so so the Western State [TS]

00:55:49 ◼   ► hurricanes only ever really had a [TS]

00:55:53 ◼   ► cassette right the less cassette right [TS]

00:55:55 ◼   ► yeah he's still have a copy of that [TS]

00:55:57 ◼   ► still have a couple of them you but by [TS]

00:56:00 ◼   ► the time the first long winters record [TS]

00:56:01 ◼   ► came out it was the everybody knew that [TS]

00:56:04 ◼   ► cassettes were not a viable form of of [TS]

00:56:07 ◼   ► releasing music is it strange because [TS]

00:56:09 ◼   ► you know I a I went through a phase [TS]

00:56:13 ◼   ► where I mean it's kind of on the bubble [TS]

00:56:14 ◼   ► I had a stereo but let's do in my car [TS]

00:56:17 ◼   ► circa nineteen eighty-eight of course i [TS]

00:56:19 ◼   ► would have to dub it you know from the [TS]

00:56:21 ◼   ► lp to the cassette that was an arch like [TS]

00:56:23 ◼   ► to get the loudness exactly right and [TS]

00:56:25 ◼   ► remember [TS]

00:56:26 ◼   ► Richard had a CD player that would scan [TS]

00:56:27 ◼   ► the entire CD to find the loudest point [TS]

00:56:30 ◼   ► so you can set the set how cool work in [TS]

00:56:33 ◼   ► that letter idea what they're not gonna [TS]

00:56:34 ◼   ► beat now I might have been a Macintosh [TS]

00:56:36 ◼   ► i'm not sure but our Fisher but probably [TS]

00:56:41 ◼   ► the best fisherman k bye dad but yea was [TS]

00:56:44 ◼   ► always getting intermediate like meeting [TS]

00:56:46 ◼   ► because unless you were John Lennon you [TS]

00:56:47 ◼   ► don't have a record player in your car [TS]

00:56:48 ◼   ► so but here's the thing if you bought [TS]

00:56:51 ◼   ► the cassette copy of something that [TS]

00:56:52 ◼   ► sounded like shit compared to the album [TS]

00:56:54 ◼   ► I I never did that once and it never [TS]

00:56:56 ◼   ► made sense to me I would see people with [TS]

00:56:58 ◼   ► their with the cassette liked it you [TS]

00:57:00 ◼   ► know of of the pretenders or whatever [TS]

00:57:02 ◼   ► and I'd be like why didn't you just buy [TS]

00:57:03 ◼   ► the LPN recorded onto a 99-cent consent [TS]

00:57:07 ◼   ► yeah you get to wrecked for the price of [TS]

00:57:09 ◼   ► one it's true it's true and I mean like [TS]

00:57:12 ◼   ► I remember a lot of Alcatraz the the [TS]

00:57:15 ◼   ► first posters for the Steve I one had [TS]

00:57:17 ◼   ► that on cassette had the rainbow one [TS]

00:57:20 ◼   ► with since you been gone [TS]

00:57:21 ◼   ► yeah like still pit box for that anyway [TS]

00:57:24 ◼   ► this guy who is this my daughter's [TS]

00:57:25 ◼   ► introduction to cassettes and it was her [TS]

00:57:27 ◼   ► first major introduction to Billy Joel [TS]

00:57:28 ◼   ► because I played a lot i think i might [TS]

00:57:31 ◼   ► be a little bit back into Billy John [TS]

00:57:32 ◼   ► only God he's got a couple of really [TS]

00:57:34 ◼   ► good records [TS]

00:57:35 ◼   ► well I mean Billy Billy Joel is perfect [TS]

00:57:37 ◼   ► he's perfect for someone your daughter's [TS]

00:57:39 ◼   ► age [TS]

00:57:40 ◼   ► it's the right about it that's right [TS]

00:57:42 ◼   ► about the state elections any season [TS]

00:57:44 ◼   ► definitely it son saying I'm saying that [TS]

00:57:47 ◼   ► it's kids music that didn't very hard [TS]

00:57:49 ◼   ► today [TS]

00:57:50 ◼   ► that's a great Jam no I think that's a [TS]

00:57:53 ◼   ► great record [TS]

00:57:55 ◼   ► yeah I i gotta say allentown I still [TS]

00:57:58 ◼   ► kept myself singing it that and that is [TS]

00:58:00 ◼   ► that is Beatles record and you know to [TS]

00:58:01 ◼   ► get some when there's one song on there [TS]

00:58:03 ◼   ► I know John I hate this I hate when this [TS]

00:58:05 ◼   ► happens so many songs from about 1981 to [TS]

00:58:10 ◼   ► even like 1990 suffer [TS]

00:58:13 ◼   ► I'm not gonna want the gating but i'm [TS]

00:58:14 ◼   ► just gonna say like through the eighties [TS]

00:58:15 ◼   ► like the production is so thin it's [TS]

00:58:18 ◼   ► crazy and that the keyboards that the [TS]

00:58:20 ◼   ► senses are so lame [TS]

00:58:22 ◼   ► this is one song called surprises it's [TS]

00:58:24 ◼   ► really good don't get excited and then [TS]

00:58:27 ◼   ► surprises [TS]

00:58:29 ◼   ► and uh it's a really good ya heard [TS]

00:58:31 ◼   ► that's nice [TS]

00:58:32 ◼   ► like its it really it's got that like a [TS]

00:58:35 ◼   ► prophet or a one of the San Francisco [TS]

00:58:37 ◼   ► yamaha dx7 i think was before that but [TS]

00:58:39 ◼   ► it's well god remember when the dx7 got [TS]

00:58:41 ◼   ► popular super frustrating to it's on [TS]

00:58:44 ◼   ► every record for the next five years [TS]

00:58:46 ◼   ► whatever here Tina Turner want to hear [TS]

00:58:48 ◼   ► that what's love got to do with a [TS]

00:58:49 ◼   ► private dancer record to me it just [TS]

00:58:51 ◼   ► sounds like somebody in a mall planet [TS]

00:58:53 ◼   ► demo of the dx7 get right or your door [TS]

00:58:55 ◼   ► for dinner yeah it's it's like church [TS]

00:58:58 ◼   ► music because that's Monica that was all [TS]

00:59:00 ◼   ► like every record [TS]

00:59:01 ◼   ► uh-huh dx7 harmonica i said you know i [TS]

00:59:06 ◼   ► feel like i feel like i should make a [TS]

00:59:07 ◼   ► record with gated something I should [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► make a record [TS]

00:59:09 ◼   ► full stop if i was going to be planning [TS]

00:59:12 ◼   ► a general plan with gated snares and dx7 [TS]

00:59:17 ◼   ► harmonicas and like yeah sure just radio [TS]

00:59:20 ◼   ► shacks and icing like Billy Joel on no [TS]

00:59:25 ◼   ► no you have to do you believe the goal [TS]

00:59:28 ◼   ► you know John can give you a freebie his [TS]

00:59:31 ◼   ► lyrics not always great and it looked [TS]

00:59:35 ◼   ► actually sometimes just actually don't [TS]

00:59:37 ◼   ► make sense [TS]

00:59:38 ◼   ► I never really realized it until this [TS]

00:59:40 ◼   ► listen through over vacation but some of [TS]

00:59:43 ◼   ► these lyrics at one point in allentown I [TS]

00:59:46 ◼   ► think he said something about the [TS]

00:59:47 ◼   ► graduations hang on the wall [TS]

00:59:49 ◼   ► yeah graduations hang on the wall but [TS]

00:59:53 ◼   ► what does that mean [TS]

00:59:54 ◼   ► let's me diploma it's easy money like [TS]

00:59:56 ◼   ► mortarboard what does that mean he's [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► trying to you know [TS]

00:59:58 ◼   ► trying to you know [TS]

01:00:00 ◼   ► I've seen in Deer Hunter uh-huh that [TS]

01:00:02 ◼   ► that lasts 45 minutes like get to the [TS]

01:00:05 ◼   ► part with the with the get to the dumb [TS]

01:00:07 ◼   ► can we please get the video Vietnam I [TS]

01:00:09 ◼   ► never 123 deliverance move on cimmino [TS]

01:00:12 ◼   ► move on and it's in 45 minutes of them [TS]

01:00:15 ◼   ► sitting in that bar in some upstate town [TS]

01:00:19 ◼   ► and it's just like the broken asked [TS]

01:00:21 ◼   ► characterization bomb went off like I'm [TS]

01:00:24 ◼   ► and everything it's just a bunch of [TS]

01:00:25 ◼   ► families that have been living there for [TS]

01:00:27 ◼   ► generations and the dad worked at the [TS]

01:00:29 ◼   ► factory in the granddad worked at the [TS]

01:00:31 ◼   ► factory and they're just sitting in this [TS]

01:00:32 ◼   ► bar with these these Schaefer beer signs [TS]

01:00:36 ◼   ► on the walls and you just feel that that [TS]

01:00:39 ◼   ► movie like the the that scene is so long [TS]

01:00:43 ◼   ► and so like unendurable and you just [TS]

01:00:46 ◼   ► feel like oh the the whole point of this [TS]

01:00:49 ◼   ► is to make me feel to make me feel [TS]

01:00:52 ◼   ► exactly what it's like to be to grow up [TS]

01:00:55 ◼   ► in one of those shabby little [TS]

01:00:56 ◼   ► Pennsylvania shithole towns and that is [TS]

01:01:01 ◼   ► every time I see that scene i'm just [TS]

01:01:04 ◼   ► transported into the mind of Billy Joel [TS]

01:01:06 ◼   ► and I feel fulfilled its entire time [TS]

01:01:10 ◼   ► never would have thought of that but [TS]

01:01:12 ◼   ► you're totally right [TS]

01:01:13 ◼   ► his whole hoopla and his whole all his [TS]

01:01:16 ◼   ► fans they're all living in that first 45 [TS]

01:01:19 ◼   ► minutes of of deer hunter right okay [TS]

01:01:22 ◼   ► well here's here's another one for you [TS]

01:01:23 ◼   ► though is like you know that you know [TS]

01:01:25 ◼   ► that one song and so Kelly across [TS]

01:01:26 ◼   ► something interesting like Tony Tony [TS]

01:01:28 ◼   ► Bennett and randy newman is it is in new [TS]

01:01:31 ◼   ► york state of mine had a new york state [TS]

01:01:34 ◼   ► of mine when he sings the song it kind [TS]

01:01:37 ◼   ► of goes like this and like wow he's kind [TS]

01:01:40 ◼   ► of trying to 20 but he's really kind of [TS]

01:01:42 ◼   ► trying to do Randy Newman and it [TS]

01:01:43 ◼   ► occurred to me like rainy Newman to his [TS]

01:01:46 ◼   ► peril over the years or you know stupid [TS]

01:01:49 ◼   ► people's fault but I mean he writes [TS]

01:01:51 ◼   ► songs that are from a character's point [TS]

01:01:53 ◼   ► of view [TS]

01:01:54 ◼   ► yeah like short people is not about [TS]